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Work-Life Balance During the Holidays · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Mary.
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  Speaker 2: Belated Christmas everybody. Hopefully you guys had a good one.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully Santa and his beard was so good for you,
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  Speaker 2: coming down the chimney and all of that happy stuff
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  Speaker 2: and happy second day of Hanukkah. I tried to convince
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  Speaker 2: the family that we were gonna do Honkah instead of
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  Speaker 2: Christmas this year. It was unanimously decided that we were
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  Speaker 2: sticking with Christmas. Mainly I think because the kids were
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  Speaker 2: a little sad that they didn't have Honkkah Little Debbie
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  Speaker 2: snack cakes, they only have Christmas tree ones. But either way,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, family, eight days, party up,
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  Speaker 2: sun up, sundown, just party, party, party presents for eight days.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, nah, we're going to do the Christmas thing
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  Speaker 2: joining me. I should probably introduce so you guys know
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  Speaker 2: by now, but it's you've been hawking off in Brandon
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  Speaker 2: Jay micdermet that I put some French twist on it,
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  Speaker 2: and what's up, dudes? Happy? Did you guys have a
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  Speaker 2: good Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: It was amazing. Santa came down more than just the chimney.
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  Speaker 3: He came down the old missus Chin and gave her
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  Speaker 3: a great present. Don't know what it is you still
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  Speaker 3: have to go shopping.
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  Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough and spoiler alert at the time
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  Speaker 2: of the recording, and it is not Christmas yet. We
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  Speaker 2: record on Sundays before football, get the boys hyped up.
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  Speaker 2: And Christmas is today and you're not watching this or
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  Speaker 2: no was yesterday. Maybe you are back to work, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: You guys gotta work the day after Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: This year, I have to work. So here's my my schedule.
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  Speaker 1: I have to work Monday. My wife has a doctor's
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  Speaker 1: appointment eight months pregnant, seven eight months pregnant, so like
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  Speaker 1: it's at nine o'clock during my show, So I have
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  Speaker 1: to take the day off so I don't have to
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  Speaker 1: work Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Wednesday and Thursday are both work holidays. Friday,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a best of show. Monday and Tuesday I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing a best of show. Wednesday, I'm taking off, and
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  Speaker 1: then I come back Thursday. So I basically get nine
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  Speaker 1: days off after I have to work Monday. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure that's sick.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty pretty awesome. I have to imagine in your
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  Speaker 2: line of work you've been it's fairly and this is
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  Speaker 2: me annoying, like it'd be pretty fairly busy if you
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  Speaker 2: were in a pretty big area for people coming in visiting,
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  Speaker 2: probably you know, staying and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and yeah, not a lot of people in my area,
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  Speaker 3: not a lot of people dying to go and rural
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  Speaker 3: Missouri for the holidays, so.
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  Speaker 2: Fair it's pretty slow.
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  Speaker 3: So I usually take my vacation so I can enjoy
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  Speaker 3: the kid's Christmas break with them, which I usually regret
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  Speaker 3: usually about two days in.
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  Speaker 2: Say, the way you said enjoy was pretty telling.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's they like to fight with each other a lot.
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  Speaker 3: So dad has a very very short views.
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  Speaker 2: So will they say families that kids that fight with
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  Speaker 2: their siblings actually really do love them and they grow
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  Speaker 2: to be successful. It's the ones that don't fight that
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  Speaker 2: and apparently end up non successful. Did I make that up? Potentially,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm pretty sure I read it on the internet once.
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  Speaker 2: It must be true. Your kids are going to be
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  Speaker 2: super successful.
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  Speaker 3: I hope so, especially the youngest. He's a piece of shit.
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  Speaker 1: So I thought you were gonna say piece of work,
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  Speaker 1: but you know.
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  Speaker 2: He is the four year old f bomber that the
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  Speaker 2: social media did love and wants to see the footage.
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  Speaker 3: The kid has gone viral quite some time, like he
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  Speaker 3: was the one where I see we'll be on YouTube
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  Speaker 3: and I hear my voice and I hear him as
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  Speaker 3: a baby, and I'm like, what is this? And it's
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  Speaker 3: an ad with myself and him in this random ad
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  Speaker 3: on YouTube, and I'm like, what is going on?
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  Speaker 2: But here's what you need to do. You need to
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  Speaker 2: get a hold of a company that has hog in
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  Speaker 2: their name, just in case something does potentially go viral
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  Speaker 2: and they will get everybody shut down. It uses your
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  Speaker 2: voices because apparently that has happened maybe this show and
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  Speaker 2: we legally use some footage.
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  Speaker 3: But okay, yeah, I mean I'm gonna have to hit
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  Speaker 3: up somebody because it happens quite often. And I think
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  Speaker 3: it's just because they know I watch it a lot
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  Speaker 3: because I'm I pose and I look at it and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like you son of a gun. I'm like, dang,
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  Speaker 3: I looked good a few years go too, so I
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  Speaker 3: have not aged well. But no, it's uh, I forgot
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  Speaker 3: what the original thing was again there it is ADHD what.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, at least if it was if a lot
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  Speaker 2: of these videos end up being on TikTok, at least
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  Speaker 2: that's probably gonna go away in a couple of weeks
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  Speaker 2: so you won't have to worry about it being shown there.
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  Speaker 3: But on my birthday, by the way, it's just terrible.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, hey, happy birthday, TikTok's going away, which I
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  Speaker 3: don't think is gonna go away on that exact day.
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  Speaker 2: But no, it seems like it's gonna it's gonna be eliminated.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you head over to Lemonate, which is funny
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  Speaker 2: that TikTok has already automatically linked their lemonade stuff in
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  Speaker 2: the people's profiles. I don't know if you've noticed that
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  Speaker 2: on there, because yeah, and it's funny because then that's
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  Speaker 2: just gonna get shut down as well. They're just delaying
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  Speaker 2: the inevitable, and which I think I want to run
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  Speaker 2: a VPN. It's gonna save everything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's well eliminate and byte dance and everything is
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  Speaker 3: tied in together. So even the what is that cap cut?
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  Speaker 3: They also own that, so I think all that is
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  Speaker 3: in the the article for that removement of all of
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  Speaker 3: it together.
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  Speaker 2: Weird. A company that is China wants to be super
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  Speaker 2: ahead of the game on things, so they decide to
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  Speaker 2: have the government invest in lots of money and do
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  Speaker 2: things for right instead of our government that just takes
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  Speaker 2: lots of money, hides things, and sends it to other countries.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird how that works, and that we wonder why
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  Speaker 2: we're so far behind. And we ask you this. You
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  Speaker 2: guys aren't exactly East Coasters by any means, But have
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  Speaker 2: you guys had a lot of the weird drone stuff
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  Speaker 2: happening out your ways? I know you're a small town
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  Speaker 2: this and that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, some Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't. Whenever we saw
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  Speaker 3: like it was all like predominantly New Jersey, we'd go
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  Speaker 3: outside and I'm like, is that a plane? Is that
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  Speaker 3: a drone? Am I really high?
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  Speaker 2: Where is it?
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  Speaker 3: Superman? I don't know, We'll never know, but it's it
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  Speaker 3: was a drone.
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  Speaker 2: And like an actual potential drone or something that you're
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  Speaker 2: probably isn't supposed to be up there. You think, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Because there are people that I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you can get on speaking to TikTok. You can get
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  Speaker 2: a TikTok shop, and I'm mo, was altmost guilty that
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  Speaker 2: you can buy drones for like like one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: something bucks and they're the same ones that people are
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  Speaker 2: selling around here for like five or six hundred. They're
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  Speaker 2: pretty decent ones I know in our area, well not
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  Speaker 2: specifically my area, but East Coast obviously New Jersey. They
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  Speaker 2: have shut down all drone use.
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  Speaker 3: So these are massive though, Like these aren't like little
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  Speaker 3: tight these, these are big and so I tried taking
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  Speaker 3: a picture of.
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  Speaker 1: Weird.
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  Speaker 3: No, I got plenty of those. That's why I can't
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  Speaker 3: find the actual photo of what I'm looking for, because
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  Speaker 3: I have to cipher through all the wonderful, glamorous dick
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  Speaker 3: pics I have in here. The majority of them aren't
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  Speaker 3: even mine, is what's weird?
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  Speaker 2: Rich haired?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just like to go into the urinal act
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  Speaker 3: like I'm on a phone call and then it's packed
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  Speaker 3: and I'm reading. What I'm really doing is secretly taken
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  Speaker 3: sure people's dicks at the Jurnal. That's that's what I do.
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  Speaker 2: You see, there's some company out there or a restaurant
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  Speaker 2: or something to help with cleaning costs. They put a
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  Speaker 2: sticker or an imprint of a fly on a Jurnal
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  Speaker 2: so it gets guys peeing up more. Because if you're
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  Speaker 2: pissing rate down it then the crystallization and stuff forms over.
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  Speaker 2: There's a little bit harder to clean, and the pea
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  Speaker 2: traps and stuff no pun intended. So they put a
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  Speaker 2: fly so the guys will pee on it and then
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  Speaker 2: it trickles down a little bit better and apparently it
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  Speaker 2: saves on cleaning and stuff. And I'm thinking, there's a
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent chance I'm pissing on that fly. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna try to power piss it off, yupe.
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  Speaker 1: So this brings up an interesting point and interesting singing conversation. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: how do you think that we as men? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I know, like we started out like pissing standing up,
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  Speaker 1: but like how it's become like this accepted thing that
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  Speaker 1: we have these bathrooms where we piss into these urinals
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  Speaker 1: and they spray everywhere. Because I was talking to my
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  Speaker 1: dad about ten years ago, and when he was in prison,
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  Speaker 1: he told me everybody pissed sitting down because you didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to have to deal with the splatter and you know,
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  Speaker 1: deal with your roommates piss on the floor and stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that. So it's a respect thing. But I find
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  Speaker 1: that interesting that we accept like the fact that like
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  Speaker 1: there's going to be pissed slatter and somebody has to
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  Speaker 1: come clean this up today, you know, kind.
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  Speaker 3: There's it is. I mean, I just I don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm advocating for sitting down, Paul Ping, I do want
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  Speaker 1: that to be known.
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  Speaker 3: No, and I don't. I just I've heard some people
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  Speaker 3: talk about the benefits of it, and just the cleanliness
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  Speaker 3: aspect is a huge perk, and I can see how
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  Speaker 3: it would be beneficial. But I'm so lazy that no,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to do that. So what I do again,
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  Speaker 3: I just pee outside. I live out in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of nowhere. Can't clean that up. Don't have to worry
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  Speaker 3: about cleaning that up.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. And it's so much more convenient for us,
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  Speaker 2: Like if they if if the powers to be whoever
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  Speaker 2: created us and this this this life or simulation that
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  Speaker 2: we're living, and wanted us to sit down, they probably
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  Speaker 2: make our parts a little bit different or we would
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  Speaker 2: have just been trained to sit You know. It's so
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  Speaker 2: much convenient, except for when it's winter time and so
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  Speaker 2: cold and you have extra layers try to get the
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  Speaker 2: boy out there. But at the same point, and if
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  Speaker 2: you guys are like me, I'm an undershirt guy. Always
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  Speaker 2: got to have an undershirt undermine then I got to
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  Speaker 2: tuck it in. You know what I mean. So if
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  Speaker 2: I was to sit down to pee, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean, then I got to get back up, tuck
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  Speaker 2: in the shirt, but the belt buckle, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean. It's it would take way longer just to
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  Speaker 2: get a peak. And I drink a ridiculous amount of
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  Speaker 2: water and coffee. So I'm pissing almost every thirty minutes
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  Speaker 2: for like a three hour window. That's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: time wasted. I'm actually being a better employee, I feel
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  Speaker 2: by by standing to piss, I like the.
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  Speaker 3: Way that you spend that absolutely. Yeah, I mean you're
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  Speaker 3: still pissing so much. I never pissed this much, but
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  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, it's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot of beat.
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  Speaker 3: But I never thought about the inconvenience of I too,
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  Speaker 3: always wearing a undershirt because you're usually wearing a button
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  Speaker 3: up shirt and everything, but yeah, having to retuck everything in. No,
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  Speaker 3: when I can just simply about a being about a
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  Speaker 3: boom whipping out.
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  Speaker 1: A white I've been I've been a beater guy for
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  Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. I mean, like since high school. I've always
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  Speaker 1: had I think back then it was T shirts I wore,
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  Speaker 1: and then like when I graduated I went to T
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  Speaker 1: A shirts, which is what the beaters are called.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the real term? Was it inspired from the
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  Speaker 2: A teen?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know?
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe is it just because it's the looks like
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  Speaker 2: the letter A. Probably somebody was like, hey, or it's Canadian.
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  Speaker 2: I like that shirt A. Oh yeah, that's my A shirt,
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  Speaker 2: don't you know? Please tell me it was invented in Canada.
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  Speaker 1: And A shirt is a sleeveless undershirt, also known as
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  Speaker 1: a tank top. I've always assumed to this word was
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  Speaker 1: just an extension of the idea behind T shirt. If
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: its shaped like a T, then it's a T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: A shirts kind of shaved like an A. But apparently
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  Speaker 1: not all the sources I consulted with have A shirt
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  Speaker 1: as an abbreviation of athletic shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Mmmm. Read in Tristan gotcha. And according to that, the
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  Speaker 2: wife beater was originally obviously the A shirt was invented
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  Speaker 2: in nineteen by Cooper's Incorporated, which was a sock company. Hmmm.
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  Speaker 3: Now do you guys always have the unfortunate you know,
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  Speaker 3: you just you go to the bathroom and you don't
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  Speaker 3: look at the tip of the dick whenever you go
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  Speaker 3: pee and say you're wearing a new pair of underwear,
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  Speaker 3: or you've used a new towel and there's some lint
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  Speaker 3: directly on the peehole and next thing you know, you're
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  Speaker 3: you're doing the VP. You know it may some of
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  Speaker 3: it may be going in the toilet, and next thing
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  Speaker 3: you know, you're like, what the hell is hitting the
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  Speaker 3: shower curtain? Oh my god, I am.
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  Speaker 1: I watched an old episode of Conan O'Brien, must have
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  Speaker 1: been about almost twenty five years ago, and he had
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  Speaker 1: a guest on. And the guest on the show, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why I remember this was the cop from
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  Speaker 1: Dumb and Dumber, the guy who drinks the bottle of
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  Speaker 1: what do you think of?
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  Speaker 2: The comedian Harlan Williams.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, that's the guy. And he was talking about when
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  Speaker 1: he goes to the bathroom and a piece of pubic
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  Speaker 1: hair gets stuck on the tip and he called it
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  Speaker 1: Harry Potter split because it was like a wand and
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  Speaker 1: I've never forgotten that moment because every time it happens,
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm Harry Potter now.
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  Speaker 2: But do you giggle immediately or are you like worried
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  Speaker 2: when you have a I don't even stop.
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  Speaker 1: I just try to get both of them in the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I do. But when if I'm like significantly missing,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, let's it's so hard to stop the
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  Speaker 3: home use your.
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  Speaker 1: Hand and it hit the hand with the other part.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean. Then I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's just I'm sitting there. I'm trying to like squeeze
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  Speaker 3: everything I can in my body to like turn this off,
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: you know, and especially if it's the first morning piss,
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  Speaker 3: it's almost damn near impossible.
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  Speaker 1: I want you boys to know that I am way
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  Speaker 1: too old to be trying to stop peeing. You turn
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  Speaker 1: it on, you let it go. You don't try to
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  Speaker 1: stop it in the middle anymore, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: It's always like turning it sideways. You're just like grabbing
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  Speaker 3: it and you're like trying to like aim it and everything,
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  Speaker 3: and you're like, why is it? Like what is going on?
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  Speaker 3: It just I don't know. That's every time there's a
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  Speaker 3: piece of lent on there that just ruins my fun.
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe you should start washing your shyness tea underwear
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  Speaker 2: a little bit more used Code Beard fifteen. I was
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  Speaker 2: always told and maybe maybe it was you guys, but
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  Speaker 2: they used to say that it was healthy to stop peeing,
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  Speaker 2: like to stop your pee, that it would be stronger
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  Speaker 2: for prostates and all this stuff. Like I remember taking
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  Speaker 2: health classes and shit like that and they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: and your pe and yeah, you should stop it and
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  Speaker 2: this and that. I'm pretty sure that isn't the case,
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  Speaker 2: Like I haven't googled it because I don't really want to,
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  Speaker 2: and then start getting all these weird ads of like
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  Speaker 2: men health stuff and think that I'm, you know, older
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  Speaker 2: than I. I can't imagine it's healthy to just intentionally
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  Speaker 2: continually stop your pee.
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  Speaker 1: Like I mean, have you guys ever seen Osmosis Jones?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Yesmosis Jones.
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  Speaker 1: Good movie. Yeah. Yeah. So there's like basically all these
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  Speaker 1: germs are in his body and it's like a city.
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  Speaker 1: It's a huge thing. Everybody, each part of his body
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  Speaker 1: represents a different part of the city or whatever. He
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  Speaker 1: get it. Every time I try to stop peeing, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like somebody has hit like the self destruct button
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  Speaker 1: inside me, Like like I'm like holding on to like
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  Speaker 1: I'm tightening muscles that shouldn't be tightened at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: like you know, like I'm like hold this rope and
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  Speaker 1: hold this rope and if I use my foot, I
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  Speaker 1: can pull.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do it, you know, see, And I kind of
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  Speaker 3: enjoy the feeling too, so I don't need to get
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  Speaker 3: erect whenever I'm trying to take a piss waiting for
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: him to take a drink too.
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  Speaker 2: That was brilliant timing.
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  Speaker 3: And so apparently some people they apparently they wipe after
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  Speaker 3: they pee. They're like dabbing the tip and like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so it limits how much pe is like dripping in
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: the underwear type of thing, like it's a you dab.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't do that, but I can understand it,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Logically, I guess. I mean I don't do it either.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if they if it was meant if your
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: dick was meant to be wiped out you took a piss,
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't they have toilet paper or some kind of wipes
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  Speaker 2: by journals or has nobody really thought of that? And
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: maybe we should make millions of dollars by having the
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: urinal toilet paper holder, but make little squares of toilet
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  Speaker 2: paper and the.
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  Speaker 3: Jurnal is easier to shake it into rather than I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, because if you're trying to shake it from
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: standing up in a regular toid where's it going?
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  Speaker 2: Probably isn't that why Taylor Swift came up with shake
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: it off? She was watching her first boyfriend, her first
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: ex boyfriend, take a leak and was like, shake it
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: off before you get back in bed. So he was like,
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: shake it off. Maybe maybe that's that's what I thought
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I heard on the internet. It's probably not true.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: You really committed to that, didn't you.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: What about all these weirdos that drink their piss, well,
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: like you guys watch your Mom's House or Thom Sakura
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: and those guys. And there's the Double Soul Shaman. Have
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: you seen that guy? And on social media? Maybe let
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: me see if I can pull them up here.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: A couple of times.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: What's the heck?
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I've seen the show a couple of times, but it's it's.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: See if I can bring this up on TikTok.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: How much money to drink a shot of your own piss?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Your own?
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not drinking somebody else's piss. That's gonna have
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: to say a lot.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I don't want to drink piss,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: but if I have to, I think it's gotta be
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: at least my own.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: So here's the deal. Is that one million dollars?
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, yeah, we're not we're not close probably when
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: that would be far less I imagined.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think. I don't think i'd hold off
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: for a million dollars, bro, if you're to your own.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: What they what I was gonna say, was they tell
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: you that urine is sterile, which is true, the liquid
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: is sterile. The problem is is that you're pissing it
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: out of a tube that has a bunch of germs
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: on it. It isn't sterile. So all that piss is
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: passing by the most like germ infested tip opening that
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: you could ever imagine. So I don't know, I don't know.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: And it's waste, isn't it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah, it's not good. It's completely like your
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: body is, like, eh, if.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: You can pay off your house, I'm perfectly fine with
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: people pass them by and like, hey, they're cand of
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: pay for his house taking a shot of his own kiss.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: That's fine, that's absolutely fine. I will put that as
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: my driveway piss drinking lane, you know what I mean,
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Like that will be that's fine.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: So there was a there was a radio promotion again
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: twenty five years. It was nineteen ninety nine actually, so coincidentally,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Nebraska was playing Texas A and M in the Big
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: twelve Championship game back then, and they did a thing
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: in Omaha for Nebraska fans. If you want to attend
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: the game, we will give you two tickets to the
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: game with h to plane tickets there, and then also
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: a two nights stay at the hotel. Whatever it was.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: It was a huge package. So she said, giggoty, my
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: uncle one. And what they basically did was they said,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: you have to think of what is the craziest thing
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: you're willing to do for these tickets, And then they
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: would judge and say, Okay, that's the craziest thing. Do
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: you want to guess what he did? It's not I
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I don't. It's worse than than drinking your own piss.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: But you might not agree.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: I think smoked a jay with his own pubs.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: No, that's discussing, uh not, excuse me, Probably won't guess.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Man, But am does he have to do with poop?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: No? He licked another man's sweaty underarm from bottom to top,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: like the armpit, the armpit like there, asked like to
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: the armpit smoke the cubes. I think me thinking about that,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: tried to chuck my own year.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: And man, so I got questions. I mean, were they
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: working out nasty, were they bigger, naturally smelling, or maybe
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: they just put on some copper John's deodorant and it
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: pretty much just tastes like baking soda from what I remember.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: They you had to submit, like what you were willing
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: to do to the radio station, and then they had
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: this big like all right, we're doing a live thing
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it live at Wendy's on Tuesday
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: at five or whatever, and they everybody came down and
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: they broadcast it before Facebook. Of course they got ahold
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: of somebody and they made sure he didn't wear deodorant
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: and he was like it was like a day or
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: two from what I heard, like it was gross. It
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: was great.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Imagine somebody just go into Walmart randomly and just being like,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: all right, people of Walmart.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Luckily Nebraska won the game, and that was the
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: last year in Nebraska did did well. Yes, caused us
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: to be cursed.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: That is reason for a curse, I feel.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I didn't mean to take the conversation off of
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: drinking your own pea because I probably do it for
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: like fifty k.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Damn, you're cheaper than me. I wouldn't have to at
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: least pay off my house and make my vehicles. I
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: want to be like debt free.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: It's a shot, bro, it's a shot of your own person,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: understand But if it's going to be your own, you
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: can also drink as much water as you want.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Like how much prep do you time?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Do you get it?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Mmmm? This is this is I think the guy. You
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: think that that was all about it? I'm not exactly
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: sure the video maybe he's gonna do.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: That's very very potent.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I love this the thing is.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Thankfully, I guess it doesn't show the footage, but that's
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: the guy the ball and I don't know if it's
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: actually this guy, but he does a lot of stuff
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: all about the bros.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Nice beard.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: He does a lot of things where him and him
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: and the boys are nude. They're hugging, they're touching things,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: they're drinking things.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: On you don't act like we didn't just see something
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: there now we're seeing Okay, oh, there was a lot.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: You guys can go to that one. It's not Will Blunderfield,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: So I'm assuming the guy's actual name is Will and
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: that's not he's sharing things.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: But either way, he was. I'm pretty sure I seen
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: him in a thong. I think there was not one, Brandon,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: did you see a little preview of that as well?
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Or was I?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, it's a video.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: It's a jockstrap.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that's what it was.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's a video of it. He's smiling in a mirror,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: and it says and it gives the whole history of
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: when it was created, when it was there, and the
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: energy benefits apparently from it.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: The weirdest thing about it, though it looked like it
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: was already liked.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: That was it wasn't.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: It showed that it was favorited when Yeah.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I'll send it to you so you can do whatever
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: you please later.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a group chat. Do you know what? You know
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: what I enjoyed doing. I think this is such a
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: it's such a man like thing to like enjoy the
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: conversations of would you rather or like would you do this?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Or how much would it cost to Because I tried
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: to get into that conversation with my wife and I'm
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: like would you rather sniff afart from somebody who She's like,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: just shut up, you know, like, just what, don't even
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: say it again. I'm like, damn, this is actually pretty fun.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I want to know you know, I want to get
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: to know you more. Like you don't have been married
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: for like twelve years, but you've heard the old conversation
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: of would you rather do the first ninety percent of
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: a or the last ninety or the last ten percent
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: of a? I think we've even brought that up on
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: the show before the old b J. Yes, would you
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: rather give the first ninety percent of the last ten
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: percent of the question? Which is like, oh no, because
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: you're having to mentally put yourself in a place where
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't normally be uncomfortable. You're probably putting all your
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: morals ethics to the side and answer this question. And
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: then you think to yourself, well, I don't want to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: be there for the last ten percent. And then do
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: you think to yourself, why I do want to be
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the person that has to give the gusto for the
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: first ninety It's a conundrum, bro, It's a conundrum.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like the first ninety wouldn't be that
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: long because I've got I'm probably like, I haven't done
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: it before, but I'm just amazingly good at everything that
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I do. That I probably did probably take a minute.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: They have didn't expect it to go there.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: No, it wouldn't be that long. I'll take the ninety.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: I think your wife can't get mad about you doing
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: the wood you rathers? Because I'm assuming her like most women,
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: she's like, would you still love me if I look
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: like that? Would you still love me if I didn't
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: have an arm? Would you still love me if I? So,
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I feel like the would you rathers? Is the equivalent,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Like you should be able to ask those questions as well?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, to come up?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Would you still love me if I Every time that
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: I nutted it was the spray, cheese, the bacon jedder kind?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Would you still love me if I did that?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Why? Why do I feel like I've literally asked the
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: same question? Now?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: What what cracker are you putting it? On?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: M H? I think one time I asked, I was like,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: would you rather be like the hot mustard from McDonald's
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: or like just like her? She's chocolate? See?
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, oh, I'm still going to go with spray cheese.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: I think that's just my answer. That's why I went
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: with it, because I'm gonna.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Put that's the same consistency that it already comes out
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: for you, right, familiar.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: For the viscosity is very similar, very similar. Again, they
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: call me white molasses. It's very thick. That's the T shirt,
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: the uh but the bacon cheddar spray cheese on a
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: chicken and biscuit cracker. Oh my lord, I'm getting dirty
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: with it.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: That's wow, that's yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: You would you would never see me with both my hands.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Ever, I would like to make an announcement to our
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: newest viewers to let them know this is not what
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: it's normally like here. I do apologize for bringing this up.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I don't apologize for anything me neither.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Honestly. If I'm going to assume that the sales for
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: bacon Cheddar spray cheese is going to be significantly higher
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: this month, yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: And this is a good time to that a new
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: friend of the show. No, I'm just kidding. Oh god,
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: it would have been pretty cool. But if you guys
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: are listening, which you're not, well, know what we'll do
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: is we'll we'll we'll clip this and we'll specifically send
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: it to every company that sells that kind of cracker
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: and see, so he who wants to play, let's make a
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: speaking of any of you guys tried the new chicken
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: nuggets from Taco Bell.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Are they any good? I don't know.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I haven't tried. I refuse. I'm probably a weird you know,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: hill to battle on or die on or whatever they're
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: saying is. But I'm not going to Taco Bell to
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: get chicken nuggets. And if any of the kids want
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: chicken nuggets from Taco Bell, It'll be the last goddamn
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: time I get on the app and order some Taco Bell.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: If they were to throw some in for free, if
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I ordered more than twenty bucks, would I entertain trying them? Yes,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: but from what I read from a couple of things
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: online that they're pretty good. They're okay, they're crispy, but
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: apparently the dipping sauce is the real star. So I'm
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: a little intrigued on the on the sauce.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I I don't know why. Sometimes I occasionally get on
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: fitness TikTok and I'm like, you're getting kicked me there.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I don't understanding, Like, hey, when you're when you're lifting
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: and you're doing these pearls and I'm like, can't relate,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: don't know what even what you're talking about. No, thank you.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: But they mentioned Taco Bell and those new chicken nuggets
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, I didn't even know they were
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: gonna have any And it said something about they are
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: targeted towards fitness people because it's a lot of protein
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: on them. They said it's like in an obnoxious amount
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: of protein on them, or the grams of damn. See,
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I had it and I lost it again.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna I'm gonna pull up the Taco Bell
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: apple while you're well, you're searching for it, and it
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: should say all of the like the whatever, the calories
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: and the protein and stuff on't it right?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: I'm yeah, I want to say. They said it was
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: like seven hundred grams of protein. Maybe that's wrong, Maybe
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: that's wrong with the video that I seen it had
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: They were like this is crazy, like oh and the
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: circle back to now you look just crazy. There was
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: one of those orbs apparently in the sky that this
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: thing is massive, this thing is that's not the moon.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: That was just some kind of big light that's we
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: got to show that earlier.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: So limited time we have the we're on the app.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: We got the Taco Bell stuff right, and you get
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the five crispy Chicken doggies and then it has the
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: sides just so just to throw it down there, you
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: can get your standard nacho cheese. There's a spicy ranch
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: and avocado ranch. But they came out with a jalapagno
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: honey mustard and a hidden valley fire ranch, so that's
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: what they're kind of. And then there's a bell sauce
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: dipping sauce, which got to.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Sound so sexual. We got a bell En sauce. I'm sorry,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: a bell En? Did you say? By the way, said
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: when you said limited it sounded like you were Italian
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: for a limited time.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you guys don't think Italian when you
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: think Taco Bell. Is it just me? What's this Name
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: your Price? Have you ever seen this on the app?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: No?
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I know you can really see it. It's probably not enhanced,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: but rate above on the app. I've never seen this before.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: It says name your price. Well, I know what I'm
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: pulling up, and it says you're in control, name your price,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: You set the price, and we're gonna show you new
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: ways to crave. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: this live right, So I'm gonna press let's go, let's
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: name our price. How much are we looking to spend?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Fifteen bucks? By default? Should we go less or more?
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: For how many people?
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing just one.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Fed multiple people?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: You want to do? Twenty five is the max? And
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: just say, hey, for twenty five bucks, let's try to
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: feed our family.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, let's do it all right, Tony.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: If you're watching from the new network, here's your new idea.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna spend twenty five bucks on my family at
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Taco Bell for dinner. And then so it's here and
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: it has all this diagrams that says adjust your price,
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: pull down and refresh, pin the lock or quick ad.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna press the X. So for twenty five
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: bucks is what we put. It came out with black beans,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: cinnamon twists, soft tacos, Gordida Supreme in a grande toasted
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: breakfast burrito sausage, coming to fourteen dollars and thirty five cents.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, like that's pretty cool.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: And then so it's like I wonder if I can
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: get rid of them, I'm gonna refresh, Okay, so I
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: refresh all right? For twenty two ninety five, you can
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: get a double stack taco Grdida Supreme Cheese casadea, a
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: black bean grilled cheese burrito in a state casadea.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: No.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: See, I don't like that at all, because you can
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: do the cravings boxes or whatever for like six ninety
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: nine and you can get three of those items already. No,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: so I feel like that sucks.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: But I think what you can do is then you
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: can pick. So let me just try this, so it'll
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: go bean burrito and then it pins that. Yeah, I see.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I'm with you. There's no value meals. It's individual things.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I feel like they should.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: They're not saying.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: No.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: If they were incorporating some of the value meals gave
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: you a discount on top of that, yeah I would.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I would be all over that. But if you're just
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: going to individually price the items, yeah, it's going to
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: be seeming like it's a discount. But not.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: No.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: You and I spend a lot of time on the app,
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: know about the craving box, like just like anybody else.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: You know, I did send you the TikTok to the guy,
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: So I was, I was vastly off, by the way,
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: So let me the people who are laughing about like
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: this guy clearly doesn't know anything about anything. You're correct, Okay,
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: So the protein was seventy two grams, not seven hundred,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: but it was under set. It was under seven hundred calories.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, three hundred and thirty calories that the app
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: said for five chicken nuggets. I don't know if that's good.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but with seventy two grams of protein, this guy
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: shows six hundred and seventy calories, so maybe it's a
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: different variant.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Of So in comparison, the McDonald's chicken nuggets a four
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: piece is one hundred in ninety three calories. So I
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: feel like the taco belles are a little bit more.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: So let's ask the the internets how many calories or
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: how much? How many grams of protein should we have
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: a day? This is an educational show. Yeah, so apparently
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: the Board of Institute of Medicine at the American College
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: of Sports Medicine recommended one point two to one point
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: seven grams of protein per kilogram of body weight per day.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: We're pounds, this is America.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of math. This has turned into.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Fifty six grams a day for men forty six grams
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: for women is what they recommend per day of protein.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: But then this other one. This is how the internet's
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: so awesome, because then this next one says sixty nine
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: to one hundred and two grams. I don't know, let's
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: aim for sixty grams.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: I'm probably doing a lot more than that, just from
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: you know, I don't know.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: It's not how much are you smoking of grams a day?
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: We're talking food and proteins.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a lot of grams, twenty eight grams in
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: an ounce. I do know that. I do know that.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I wonder how many if there was maybe this is
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: a weird segment that you could probably polish a little
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: bit better. But if it was on four to twenty
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: or a weird stoner segment where you could enjoy your
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: grams that way and then only eat food when you
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: had the munchies that had grams in it, Graham crackers.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Isn't there a cereal that has grams in it? There's
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: got to be a bunch of stuff out there.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Hoasted grams or whatever they're.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Called, or Kellogg's grams, isn't.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, I always talking about food. I'm so hungry right now,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: God damn it. I have no cereal upstairs, and like
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: a gallon of milican. I'm like, I gotta go to
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: the store now.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're in a fancy place. You could just
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: have a delivered.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: The actually has a drone that would live the milk
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: and the bowl already it would have been spilled milk
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: the milk.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Well, we might as well do this. You've been sent
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: over something that was a fun little game that has
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: to do with food. And I was waiting for the
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: entire episode for Brandon or somebody to go, Man, I'm hungry.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Why we talking about food? So I could share it
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: and make them even hungrier. So let's pull up what
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I thought I had prepared, which apparently is out there somewhere.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: And it's pret oh okay boom.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: So for anybody that is just listening, there is an image.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: You have to spend ten dollars and get your ultimate
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: candy and or chocolate. There's different tiers. There's a five
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: dollar tier, there's em and M's Reces, Snickers, Skittles, Starburs,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: four dollars, Kick Cat, Milkie Way Life savers, twigs, peanut
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: m and ms, which apparently are lower in this person's thing.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: We did not come up with this. We found it
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: on the internet. Three dollars is that a receis? Take five?
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: And almond Joy? What are those? The LUNs chocolates next
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: to the rec's pieces here? And the three dollars?
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Lindor Chokins? Sorry PCs airhead which I think it can
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: be any airhead. Then two dollars mister goodbar, three musketeer,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: the trolley, sour bite crawlers, rollos or York peppermint patties
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: and the number for one dollar Andy's Candies. I don't
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: know if that's really what it's called, but I just
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: want to say, you get a warhead, extreme sour jolly rancher,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Herssey's Kiss or Hershey's cookies and cream? Is that with her?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: One question? And then I'm ready? Okay, this is the
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: easiest This is easiest decision ever made in my life. Wow.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Uh two reesis no? I'm kidding. Do you get one
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Hershey's Kiss or do you get like a ten twelve
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: a bag? Like? What do you assume it's the same
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: equal serving size as the other candies, right, like the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Jolly Rancher. You're not getting a single jelly answer? Right?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: You your game?
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: You and I also had a separate question because because
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: the same thing falls in for the warheads and the
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Jolly Ranchers. So I would say, don't they each have
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: like the little individual like so you whenever get to
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: the gas station, they each have a bag that you
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: can get that has like a set amount of bounces
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: like I don't know how many ounces it is or anything, but.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't pay a dollar for one, right, you
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: probably pay like a nickel. So let's let's go with twenty.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Let's just let's just go with Hey, they're twenty cents
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: five cents apiece. Let's go with twenty of each, So
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: twenty Hershey kisses, twenty Jolly Ranchers, and twenty You don't know.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: If I lived in a world where Lindo or chocolates
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: for three dollars a bag, I'd be taking that every day.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Right Here's where here's where I would go. I would
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: go Hershey's go ahead too.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Is there a set number of candy that we have
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: to choose from? Or is there you know what I mean?
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Like I was going to go duplicates. Yeah, I still
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: likes to say if say one person just goes, well,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I just want I want all warheads? Can they get like?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Can they get about? How about let's make it interesting.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: You can only use it once.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Because you have that.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you still have to get up the ten
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: dollars yep. So you don't have to get only one
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: from the one dollar item. You can get several from
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: the one dollar items.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: If you wanted, you could get five.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Okay that seems okay, okay, all right that it continue?
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: That does that change the game a little? Brandon?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, what was the last thing that was said?
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: So you can you can only use any row anything,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: but you can only use it one time. So you
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: couldn't say two Reese's peanut butter cups easy ten bucks,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: but you.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Can use two things from a single row. Correct, Yes, okay,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: So I would go Andy's cookies and cream it's two bucks,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Mister girdbar that's four bucks, yep, lind Or chocolate that's
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: seven bucks. And this is where I'm because like, I
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: just want most of the most candy I can get,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: and I didn't get the high end stuff there as
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: you could see. So I then would go. I would
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: either go rollo and then Hershey's kisses, or I would
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: just go give me a recess, take five and then
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: call it good.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's pretty What we should have did is we
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: should have went round by round and as we used
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: them it was eliminated. That would have made things a
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: little interesting.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Cut out what he just did and started again.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: That's no.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: So let's let's just go with the what with what
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: you would you know what I mean, like, what what
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: would you go with?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: So? I mean, I like the respect of the cookies
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: and cream bar. I think I'm gonna hold on, so
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I don't really. My thing is, so if I I
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: would not waste five dollars on a Rees's when I
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: can get Reese's pieces for three dollars, okay, because not
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: only is Reese's piece is gonna last a little bit
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: longer because I can just you know, munch on them.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: It's gonna that's gonna the duration. I'm gonna gonna last
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: a lot longer. But like the the peanut butter cups,
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: it's it's one one cup, one bite, then it's gone.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: So so if I had a Reese's option, I'm gonna
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: go Reese's piece. It's been three bucks there, mister goodbar
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: is stopped here.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, that's a good right.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: So I'm already five bucks in on that. Give me
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: two cookies and cream. There's seven, so one remember, oh
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: never mind, that's right, that's right, that's right. So I'm
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: at six on that one.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Give me the gummies, the trolley gummies. Give me that's eight,
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: and then another two bucks. Mmm, rollers for the exact
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: same thing. You get a lot of them. So yep,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: going with those dangn.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: I like it. See I'm throwing rollers in there as well.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: I'm going Reese's pieces. That's that's five. I love I
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: love those Hershey's white chocolate ones. There, the cookies and cream.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: So what's that? I'm at six, so I got four
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: to spend. I'm going to mister goodbar Man. Me and
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: you've be and are pretty similar because we're cheap. This
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: is how we shop at the the old Taco bell.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: So it's a what am I eight? I'm LUs track
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: one three five eight, So I got two bucks. I'm
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: gonna go two bucks, two bucks, two bucks. I'm going
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Jolly ranchers in warheads, nice, a good
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: little variety. Sometimes you want a little you want a
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: little sour, sometimes you want a little bit of some chocolate.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: That's why I tell her I mix it up. I
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: don't don't drink pineapple juice all the time.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's funny how our brains instantly was like how
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: much for how little? And none of us were just
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: like Snickers Kittles, I mean those out of og you
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. It wasn't none of us went
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: five dollars. None of us went four. I do like
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Brandon's reasoning with the three. It was really hard for
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: me not to pick that, but my brain went, I
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: can get multiple, I can get so much more with
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: the dollar stuff.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: So I think that for me personally, I can't speak
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: for you guys, because you guys have lived in different
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: places that were much smaller than mine. But I lived
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: in a place in Omaha where every Saturday we went
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: to Mike's corner store and it was candy, and it
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: was soda, and it was literally cigarettes and everything else.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: But he just didn't do gas. It was just, you know,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: it was just a corner store in the middle of
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: a neighborhood and we would go in there and it
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: had those little i know, those little uh sugary tootsy
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: pops that you like, the fruity kinds that you enjoy.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: They're not totsy pops, they're the fruity ones.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: You could get those for a cent apiece or two
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: for a cent or something like that. And so like
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: we would go in there with five bucks and walk
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: out with two sodas, like four Hostess cakes, you know,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: three or four candy bars, and then a shit ton
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: of little small candy. It was enough candy last year,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: all day and it was such a great memory for me,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: and like being able to go in there and like that,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: more than anything in my life, taught me financial freedom
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: and you know, truly taught me the you know, the
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: value of a dollar and how to spend that didn't
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: teach me how to save it. So when it comes
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: to stuff like this, oh man, I'm still that same.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I'll go to the store and I'll be like, I
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: want to get chili dogs. We're making chili dogs. Okay,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Do I really need Oscar Meyer? I can go bar as.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Do I really need the brand store or the brand
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: of the high end buns mustard chili? No? I don't,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: and so I could walk out of there for about
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: ten to twelve bucks and be good, whereas it would
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: be a lot better if I spend twenty.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: See, even my Walmart has like a towards where their
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: back room entrances. There's like a daily deal thing or
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: like they'll have their breads and their cookies and everything,
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: donuts and everything, the stuff that's get ready to expire
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: with in the next forty hours they'll have on this
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: shelf like hey, this is reduced, you know, like we
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: need to get rid of it, and type of thing.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: So if excuse me, if I'm looking for if I'm
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: making chili dogs or anything like that, I'm like candy,
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: some hot dog bunes. I'm going there because I'm like, oh,
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: these expire two days. It's only fifty cents. Don't mind
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: if I do, you know, and do the thorough check.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Make sure there's your cheese right there too. Is that
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: why your cheese is molden quicker?
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: No?
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, to see I get my cheese.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I even look at the most I'm.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Like looking at the date and I'm like this looks
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: like this says it's going to expire in two years,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: all right, perfect, and I do see that on the
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: back of the cheese it does say hey, within the
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: open date it's a week, but it's just to throw
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: it away.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I have a question for you, but I want to
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: start by saying this. There is a store in town,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: a grocery store who is just a family mom pop
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: shop who has an aisle that is just items that
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: you have no idea who manufactures them, where they come from.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: It's all the stuff that you would buy. It's potato
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: chips and canned foods and macarie cheese and peanut butter
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: and everything else you find everywhere else, but it's for
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: like fifty cents or a dog. And you're like, we
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: don't know what's in this can of chili. Could be dog,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: could be you know, we don't know, but good luck,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: and you're paying fifty cents for it, so you're gonna
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: buy it. Like only thing I'd buy in those aisles
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: are potato chips, Like I wouldn't buy anything else. So
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: that's the first thing I wanted to say. Second thing
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask the first thing I wanted The
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: second thing I wanted to say. Thing I wanted to ask,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: was is there an item say we're getting chili dogs. Okay,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: you're going to add whatever you want to do. You
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: if you like tomatoes and onions, include that in your
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: list of shopping items that you need. Is there a
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: single or two items from that list that you are
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: going to need for chili dogs that you refuse to
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: buy the poor end stuff that you have to buy
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: high end, good name brands. Though, I have an answer
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: if you want to hear mine, or I could wait.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: It's gonna say for me, now, I don't I mean,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: there's not a lot of things that I have to
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: buy name brand for me, personally mayonnaise, which I'm not
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: putting in chili, you know what I mean. And now
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: there's nothing I don't think, and I'm a store brand
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: typically depending where I'm at bread anyways, I go over
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: the cheap of not spending four dollars for a low
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: for bread. When I get that one for a dollar
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: twenty five, kids are gonna throw some peanut butter, maybe
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: some jelly on it, chew it up, ship it out.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: We don't need the extra three bucks on it. So
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: for me, no, no, I think I could get by
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: with with uh with with the cheap stuff for a
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: chili dog.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Did you see it's It's says it's trying to reconnect.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: So I just wanted to make sure that I was
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: still here.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Are you there you Ben?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Can you hear you? Yeah?
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I think I think you're back maybe hello, No, we
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: can hear you. I think, Oh okay, yeah, we can
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: hear You're good.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, So look see he's gone. So what I had
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: in mind, I'm sure he'll jump back in.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: A couple of things. For me, I generally agree with
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you when you said mayonnaise condiments, they have to be
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: named brand, usually specifically salad dressing. Mayonnaise and ketchup have
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: to be named brand. You can't get that. But when
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: it comes to mustard, I'll take I'll take a you know,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: store brand mustard. It's yellow mustards, yellow mustard within reason,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: you know, So yellow Mustard's one I won't have to
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: really worry about. But for me, hot dog, and what
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I mean by that is I will eat the low,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: low end hot dogs, but I'm not buying the eight
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: dollars a pack high end hot dogs. But I like
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: something in the middle. I want. I want a you know,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: ballpark or a Oscar Meyer Nathan's I want one of those.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: They don't have to be the all beef. I do
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: enjoy beef hot dogs, by the way, they're the best
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: VID way. Oh yeah. But if I can get one
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: that is two fifty a pack or something like that
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: for that's not balls, I'll get it. The other thing,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: the big one for me, a cheese. It has to
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: be American cheese craft. It can't be store brand cheese
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: like Storbae cheese isn't gross, but it's just not craft.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think for me, the reason why I'm
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: saying I can go non name brand for all of
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: them is because it's gonna be a big mixture of things.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: If I was just doing a cheese dog where you
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: really need the good cheese and you really need the
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: good dog, that's gonna snap. But when you're adding the chili,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: you're adding the cheese, you're adding that, there's so many
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: other layers. I'm not a huge foodie, so like I'm not,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm gonna notice that was a little
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: bit of a cheaper cheese on this chili dog when
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: it's all blended together, you know that makes sense?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I don't know what happened. It said it
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: was reconnecting, and I kept looking at it, and you
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: guys are like, we can hear you know. I'm like,
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: are you sure? Because I'm like, it keeps insane reconnecting.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Then by the being it kicked me right the field.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: But but yeah, it's like you will not tell us
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: about your you singing the song Chili dogs or whatever.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: The taste freeze.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Now the I'm okay with bars, so I I don't
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: mind scamping on it.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Do I prefer like an Oscar Meyer bun length one? Yeah,
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: for sure. But if I'm going cheap, and if there's
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: if there's an option where I'm like, I refuse to
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: cheap on, I would say it's probably the cheese. If
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: it's the shredded cheese, absolutely I won't get you know,
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: craft or not the great value, not the store kind.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: But if I'm really soluminant and I don't even need
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: the shredded cheese, right next to that cheap chili, there
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: is a cheap can of that nacho cheese that you
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: can put right on it seventy five.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Since you're gonna say spray cheese and it was all
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: gonna circle, that'll circle back cheese.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: That's a spree cheese on a hot dog though, criminal
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: mm hmm, criminal criminal.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: There's no way that's that's three fifty just for the
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: you you can get the bunch. Oh yeah, but now
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: what I probably eat it though. Yeah, but like if
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: you're trying to go to the cheese possible, Yeah, I
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: mean I would put spray cheese on. I'm trying to
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: think of what I wouldn't.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Put it on, you know what I mean? Like Cereal,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I want you boys to think about trying this because
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I've tried it and I thought it was so stupidly good,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: like it shouldn't have been. And that was the UHF
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: hot dog. You take a twinkie, now you cut it
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: in half length wise, you put a hot dog in there,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: and then spray cheese on top. The one thing I
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: found was you had to cut the hot dog in
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: half to like make it really fit in there. So
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: just cut the hot dog length and half. But it
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: was like dumb good.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Like how many people would be turned on watching you
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: put a hot dog in a twinkie? Yeah? Could you?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Why don't you make that out of context? For sure?
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Play a Marvin Gaye or something like that and just
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: just like just slowly put that hot dog in there.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: And uh.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Now the only thing is, though, whenever you were describing that,
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: that made me notus.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I had an uncle who used to come into my bed,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: whom I'm kidding who used to It just doesn't chat.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: We would be he would be barbecuing outside. We go
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: over to his house to be barbecue outside, and inevitably
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: how dogs and hamburgers, because that's what Americans make when
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: you're going to a cookout with children. But when he
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: did his hot dogs, dude, he wouldn't just grill them.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: He would take like olive oil or butter or you know,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: some kind of seed oil that people like, Yeah, shit
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: eating seed oil, whatever, and he would add a bunch
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: of garlic and onion powder to it, and he would
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: take a brush and as they were cooking, he would
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: brush that buttery garlic sauce on the hot dogs on
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: the grill. And dude, it took those things to the
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: fext level. I've never even thought of something.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Like I've doing that. I've been doing that for a while.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: My uncle does stuff like that too. It could be
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: a barbecue sauce mix or random stuff that he might
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: you know, marin meate, you know this with or that with.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Then he does a little side thing. We've always done
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: the cooking butter and then seasonings and stuff, and we
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: do that with eggs too. You got to you gotta
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: have eggs with butter when you're cooking it. I mean
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: a little bit of butter on the cast iron. Cook
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: the eggs. Put some season and I like my personal
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: is a some kind of garlic powder, a little bit
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: of some cayenne, a little bit of some crush red
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: s mp. Baby, hell of an egg, Helvin egg. We
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: shall probably go yeah, all right, Well I looked at
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: the clock. We're we're hungry. We really ramped it up.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: And uh, I hope you guys enjoyed Day two of
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Hanukkah and again hopefully you guys had a good Christmas.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: So that's all we got. We'll see you next week.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Take care, everybody, goodbye,