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OUTRO: The Speakeyzie · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards.
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  Speaker 2: how's everyone going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm absolutely rooted, but sper though.
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  Speaker 2: Flight today? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Six am?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, in the morning. Get this people say Sometimes they
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  Speaker 3: will say six am this morning.
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  Speaker 2: No, no need that annoys me? Does it? Yeah? It does?
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  Speaker 2: You had a flight at six am this morning? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I was up.
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  Speaker 1: I was supposed to alarm will set for four thirty
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  Speaker 1: am right in the morning, in the am in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. One.
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  Speaker 1: I got up at two thirty am because I woke up.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was like, I've got to get up
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  Speaker 1: in two hours anyway, so fuck it. So I got up,
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  Speaker 1: get to the airport, arrive, and the security line is
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  Speaker 1: all the way through every single part of the security
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  Speaker 1: area and out and down towards the baggage claims area,
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  Speaker 1: and I've got like thirty five minutes on my flight,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, sure, okay. But I was like,
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  Speaker 1: hang on, everyone, here's on six am flight. It'll be fine.
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  Speaker 1: Wait in line. Someone's chundered in the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: security line all over the ground and it's like brown
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  Speaker 1: and disgusting, and people have not noticed it and walked
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  Speaker 1: through it and rolled their suitcases through it.
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  Speaker 2: Ah No.
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  Speaker 1: And the security area smelled like vomit and it took ages,
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  Speaker 1: and I was just like, this is a shambles. And
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  Speaker 1: then they put us on the plane and then they
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  Speaker 1: were like, hey, we're going to delay. Our pilot has
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  Speaker 1: missed his call time. Akay has slipped in. And so
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting on the plane for like forty five
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  Speaker 1: fifty minutes. Would you say that, they said? They said,
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  Speaker 1: And it was a bit of added there was a
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  Speaker 1: bit of chuede in the voice. That he's missed his
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  Speaker 1: call time. So we've managed to wrangle another pilot. He'll
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  Speaker 1: be here in about fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just said, that's an issue with a paperwork.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they usually do. See. It makes you look connect.
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  Speaker 4: I mean often, especially with the sort of regional flights,
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  Speaker 4: they'll go, God, there's not enough people on this. We'll
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  Speaker 4: just you'll just try and cancel with more people.
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  Speaker 3: What was that flight that we were on with The
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  Speaker 3: woman there said it was a ship shut Remember that
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  Speaker 3: there was recent It was recent.
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  Speaker 2: It was shocking. I was shocked by that.
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  Speaker 1: What's up with you?
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  Speaker 3: By that?
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  Speaker 4: I thought you was I thought you were zooming. I
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  Speaker 4: didn't realize you were flying down there.
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  Speaker 1: No, I was down there. There was sixty or seventy students.
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  Speaker 2: So you're not listening man, clearly not.
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  Speaker 1: But we'll get We'll get into this here, we will,
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  Speaker 1: which is great. What's up with you? Because you've done
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  Speaker 1: this twice now you've like twined yourself or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my hip's fucked. I had to hold onto my
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  Speaker 4: car ceiling to get out of here due for a Hyperplasuah, totally,
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  Speaker 4: I am.
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  Speaker 2: I say.
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  Speaker 4: My wife and I were walking last night and I
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  Speaker 4: said I should actually, in all seriousness booking my hip
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  Speaker 4: operation now because I can't get in and out of
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  Speaker 4: my car. It's fucking painful.
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  Speaker 1: But you would have, And I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: that guy, but you would have. You know, sought attention
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  Speaker 1: for it. You you wouldn't just go straight for it.
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  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, about a month ago.
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  Speaker 2: Find out to believe. I find it really hard to believe.
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  Speaker 1: I've I heard anything about that, and.
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  Speaker 3: We know that nothing happened, doesn't on the show, I
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  Speaker 3: don't tell.
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  Speaker 1: You everything you have not had physio. There's a lie. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and you do that too when you like, all right, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm also getting massive stabbing pains in my stomach too,
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  Speaker 4: but that's my ulcers, is it you wish? Yeah, when
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  Speaker 4: I when I get stressed, I get stabbing pains, but
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  Speaker 4: stressed about lots of stuff. But anyway, so you got
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  Speaker 4: down there on time, then, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: My plan was an hour delayed. I landed and the
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  Speaker 1: text that was pre booked. I was like, poor felly
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  Speaker 1: be waiting there for ages with my little sign. He
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  Speaker 1: he calls me the hey man fifteen minutes away and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, cool, I've got half an hour until I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking and he's fifteen minutes away, and the traffic said
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna be thirty four minutes to get there.
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  Speaker 1: It was just a fucking shambles. The whole morning was
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  Speaker 1: a shambles, and I was really tired.
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  Speaker 2: You're only talking to students, yeah, but.
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  Speaker 1: It's you know, I remember when John Campbell came down
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  Speaker 1: and spoke to us, and I remember it was like
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  Speaker 1: really exciting, and I'm not John Campbell bay and he's
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  Speaker 1: stetually the imagination. But I went from in a rush
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  Speaker 1: out of the taxi, how are you going get he he,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just come and introduce you and you'll come in.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, okay, and then and then
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  Speaker 1: like thirty seconds later, I was walking into a room.
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  Speaker 1: There was like a people clapping, and then I was
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  Speaker 1: doing a lecture on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was fucking like boom boom boom.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Rocky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hiarchy, remember.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: In a way, that's a good thing you don't get
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  Speaker 4: to sort of. I mean, obviously you had to press
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  Speaker 4: it around with all the delays and stuff, but you
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  Speaker 4: don't want to be waiting around once you're there to
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  Speaker 4: go and get it done, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: It's good to just be cho and then just go okay,
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  Speaker 4: here I am, let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: So you puked all our over the departure of the.
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  Speaker 1: Customs nervous keys because when I get I just couldn't
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  Speaker 1: sleep last night, so I just got on the hammer.
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  Speaker 2: And then that only works for a few hours.
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  Speaker 1: But then when I went it was embarrassing because when
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  Speaker 1: I went to speak to the students, I had gone
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  Speaker 1: wheeze beforehand, but I didn't clean it up probably, and
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  Speaker 1: I had a big whit patch on the front of my.
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  Speaker 2: Crutch and it was really embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can imagine, I can imagine.
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  Speaker 2: But what have you guys been want to look like
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  Speaker 2: a bit? It would look like, yeah, he's deliberately.
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  Speaker 1: And then I turned it into a lesson for the students.
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  Speaker 3: They loved it, Yes, they loved it. You get a
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  Speaker 3: few more followers, man, did you direct everybody to your
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  Speaker 3: Instagram page?
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  Speaker 1: I think I got maybe six more followers. Cool, classic,
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  Speaker 1: though interesting. The female audience were way more engaged than
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  Speaker 1: the dudes they always but like totally reminded me of
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  Speaker 1: being at school and all of my mates and I
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  Speaker 1: all the guys were fucking hopeless, and you look around,
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  Speaker 1: like the girls are writing notes and stuff and I'm cool,
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  Speaker 1: the people are writing notes and people aren't running notes.
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  Speaker 1: All of the girls are writing notes, and the dudes
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  Speaker 1: are just sitting there.
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  Speaker 2: I think that.
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  Speaker 3: I think the woman though my experience, they were just
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  Speaker 3: drawing cock and bulls. Yeah, because it sort of makes
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  Speaker 3: them look like they're studious and interested, but really it's.
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  Speaker 2: Just long, really, yeah, just on there.
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  Speaker 4: Actually we had a guest speaker out of our school
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  Speaker 4: who was also a radio broadcast talking about that as well.
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  Speaker 2: Have a guess it was back in your.
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  Speaker 4: Day, back in my day, okay, Murray Deeka, Yes, bang on.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to think of the oldest person in hang On.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to google who invented radio? And I've
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  Speaker 1: got to say, was it Gulielmo Marconi?
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  Speaker 2: To his credit, he was very good. He would have
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  Speaker 2: been very good.
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  Speaker 4: He was very good. And he dropped, you know, a
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  Speaker 4: few swear words.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, get the kids on.
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  Speaker 4: He did a bit of felth which was sort of
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  Speaker 4: you know, suggested rather than blatantly spoke. And then one
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  Speaker 4: of the boys asked him at some stage, sue, what
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  Speaker 4: did you mean by.
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  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah?
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  Speaker 4: And everyone sort of giggled, and Murray Deaker walked off
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  Speaker 4: the stage and walked down to this kid and just
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  Speaker 4: whispered in his ear and then walked back up on
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  Speaker 4: stage again, and the kid was just sitting there going,
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember who it was, but yeah, it was
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  Speaker 4: pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're very accomplished. He did quite well, didn't he.
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  Speaker 2: In the old radio he did?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so was he a radio guy first. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know that.
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  Speaker 3: No, he was a teacher first, right do you think
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  Speaker 3: he was if he wasn't a radio person.
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  Speaker 1: On sport on Sky?
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  Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah? No.
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  Speaker 3: Was he a sports talk about guy when he when
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  Speaker 3: he first starried and I hated the show so serious? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like sport is just the most important thing. Like no
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  Speaker 3: sense of humor, yes, when I heard it, he must
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  Speaker 3: have heard one.
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  Speaker 4: He could have a sense of humor. But it was interesting,
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  Speaker 4: but god, it was serious. At his book, The Man
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  Speaker 4: in the Mirror.
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  Speaker 5: That's Michael Jackson's book, because he's had some you know, issues,
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  Speaker 5: and he was talking about when he first started in
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  Speaker 5: talk back radio, he was so nervous that he just
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  Speaker 5: got all his mates to ring him up.
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  Speaker 4: So he's terrified that no one was going to call
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  Speaker 4: and his mom and family members and stuff, and they
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  Speaker 4: just pretended to be other people asking him questions. He
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  Speaker 4: did that for about a month.
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  Speaker 1: But then people were calling in.
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  Speaker 4: Then people started calling in to people just.
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  Speaker 1: Need to hear other people calling in to know that
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  Speaker 1: that's a thing. I start calling and they'll start calling. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah that works. Yeah, what have you been doing today, Maggie?
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  Speaker 3: A little bit of work. Got a new table, man,
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  Speaker 3: got a new table on the podcast. You're going to
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  Speaker 3: love it. You're not going to use it, but you're
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  Speaker 3: going to love it. Big table, little, big table, bigger table.
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  Speaker 3: What else, Jace, We've been walking around sweating my nuts off.
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  Speaker 3: That was good fun, great, beautiful day to day, lovely
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  Speaker 3: thinking out that much so keasy. Yeah, bit of a
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  Speaker 3: non event today. Really good stuff happening, but bit of
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  Speaker 3: an on event. You know you look, I put your
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  Speaker 3: hip out.
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  Speaker 2: I've got my lemon shirt on.
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  Speaker 4: It's a nice shit. I should more T shirts. I
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  Speaker 4: what the problem with my T shirts at the busy chair? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: at they're busy huggers. I don't like them. They're too tight.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing worse, I think, on a man than a
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  Speaker 4: tight T shirt, especially if you're not cut like you,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: But if you your T shirts aren't tired, some of
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  Speaker 3: them are.
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  Speaker 1: You do have one or two busy shirts, but I
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  Speaker 1: only notice it because you pointed out every time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But I also had an absolute debarkle of a morning,
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  Speaker 4: which I will explain in the show.
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  Speaker 2: Good Ship.
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  Speaker 1: Plenty of time for that.
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  Speaker 2: And then I got.
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  Speaker 4: Got back from my house today at about two thirty
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  Speaker 4: got on the left with the older lady and she
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  Speaker 4: just looked me up and down and I was, you know,
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  Speaker 4: covered and shit, probably stand.
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  Speaker 1: At your apartment at the apartment, yeah, and I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like hello, hello, hello, top of to morrow.
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  Speaker 4: And we had some real real pieces of work outside
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  Speaker 4: our window. Very early this morning. We made camp right
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  Speaker 4: on the top of the steps, right out front of
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  Speaker 4: in front of our window.
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  Speaker 2: It was very entertaining.
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  Speaker 3: You're agreeing punishing, It was great, you're loving it. And
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  Speaker 3: also we've had a message from Sharnade over there in Ireland. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: she said she doesn't think it's fair that we singled
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  Speaker 3: her out, so apologies again, sorry, said sorry, we've offended
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  Speaker 3: her again.
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  Speaker 2: So well, I don't know either.
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  Speaker 1: What do I have to do and then apologize on
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  Speaker 1: national TV?
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  Speaker 2: Is that it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right for cheating old Snade there. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: so sorry, shannaid what.
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  Speaker 1: Was her last name? Just so we can really single.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to do a little bit of shade jokes?
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  Speaker 1: I don't really have.
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  Speaker 3: We only know one, don't we war to now? I
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  Speaker 3: know this might be the best of the Sharnades, you know,
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  Speaker 3: the Shnade I'm talking about no.
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  Speaker 4: Are you having are you having lots of private convos with.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what who Shenade is?
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  Speaker 2: The Shnade in Ireland who we offended yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Of course that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then there's the other, the famous She was a
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  Speaker 3: singeres Irish short hair, yes, yeah, amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't always have short hair, actually you actually had a
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  Speaker 4: little bit longer once.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you see that?
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  Speaker 4: Very very beautiful, beautiful woman and a very gentle soul.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful voice as well, a very beautiful voice.
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  Speaker 2: Where do you going?
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  Speaker 3: She was probably highly intelligent as well. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what you're singling out her beauty in her voice, at
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  Speaker 3: her brain.
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  Speaker 4: A very very politically active and a very intelligent woman.
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  Speaker 1: Geezy, I feel you just tacked those last two on
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  Speaker 1: just to make up. Hey, this is a big show
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  Speaker 1: four or seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hoder