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PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hayton, what's the five for horoscopes? Well, tomorrow is October third,
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  Speaker 1: so that means that it's mean Girl's Day. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you if you are nice or mean based
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  Speaker 1: on your zodiac sign and if it's your birthday today.
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  Speaker 1: You are a Libra and you share a birthday with
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  Speaker 1: Kelly Reba. Do you think Tator Swift dropped her album
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow's she also knew that it was mean Girl's Day. Probably,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure crossed her mind. Okay, Hi Stephanie, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What you're signedius? Okay? So Sagittarius, you guys are accidentally mean.
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  Speaker 1: So you're just a little too blunt in your jokes
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  Speaker 1: cross lines that you didn't even see. You have really
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  Speaker 1: nice intentions, it's just that your delivery can be a
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  Speaker 1: little bit chaotic sometimes. Yeah, I agreed. At least you're honest.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Hey, Rob, what's your sign? I'm a Taurus? Taurus? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna tell you if you're nice or mean
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  Speaker 1: based on your zodiac sign and Taurus. You guys are
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  Speaker 1: actually nice until somebody touches your stuff, whether that's your food,
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  Speaker 1: your blanket, your personal space, and then it's like full
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  Speaker 1: on silent treatment, and trust me, no one survives that,
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  Speaker 1: so be careful when you come around to tours. Sounds accurate. Yeah, thanks,
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  Speaker 1: very bullheaded? Hello Monica, good morning. What's your sign? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: I am a Capricorn. Okay, so Capricorn for Mean Girl's Day.
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  Speaker 1: You're not mean, you're just done with people. If people
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  Speaker 1: can't keep up with your energy or your ambition, that's
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  Speaker 1: on them, and you're resting judging you face, it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: really help either. I would say that's accurate. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what is it? RBF? You guys are like the kings
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  Speaker 1: and queens of that. I believe it. Yeah, thanks, Hi.
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  Speaker 1: How about Rich for National Mean Girl's Day? You're sweet
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  Speaker 1: until you're not. You'll old grudges in silence and then
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  Speaker 1: write a three page emotional essay about it later. See,
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  Speaker 1: you're nice on the surface, but really petty underneath. Very triple.
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  Speaker 1: That's because it's like silent but deadly. Yeah. How about
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  Speaker 1: for you Leo's Yeah, Leo's we're nice, but we're also
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  Speaker 1: the main character, so technically everyone sees this as the villain.
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  Speaker 1: We're not mean, we're just dramatically self centered with really
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  Speaker 1: good hair. How about virgos. John Jay, you think that
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  Speaker 1: you're being nice, but your constructive criticism feels like personal attacks.
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  Speaker 1: Mean Girl's energy in the form of grammar corrections and
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  Speaker 1: backhanded compliments come from you. Yeah, Kyle, you're too nice
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  Speaker 1: to be outright mean, but your indecision is mean. People
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  Speaker 1: are waiting three business days for you to choose where
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  Speaker 1: to eat, and that's low key torture, all right, if
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  Speaker 1: we get to your sign for mean Girl's Day, go
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  Speaker 1: to John Jay and Rich dot com.