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it's a circus wedding, baby just say yes! · gasp! the pod

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Congratulations to America's new wedded couple Mrs. Taylor Swift
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and Travis Swift on their performance.
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Sorry show, sorry wedding over the 4th of July weekend.
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The performance was impeccable, the actors were hitting their
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marks, the media took over and the American public was fed.
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I mean, are you not entertained? I'm more entertained than I have
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been in so long. If not the most entertained I
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have been with Taylor Swift. The stadium wedding literally
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begged for attention as MSG sits in the largest city in America
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and it loudly proclaimed the couple's big news.
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Yet ironically, when we look for details, we see none.
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We find no true concrete details.
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Streets shut down, guests lined up in cars and black SUV's,
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Empire State Building lit up, but no one besides those that
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were inside the stadium know what truly happened inside.
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A showy event, yet a secret one at the same time.
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Can a circus be a love story? Well, Taylor Swift herself
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thinks no. So it's going to be forever or
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it's going to go down in flames. I bet on the ladder because I'm
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waiting on the encore. Welcome back you guys to gasp
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the pod, the podcast for the gays, the girls, and especially
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the gay girls. Wow, wow, wow.
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This is like an episode that that I think we've been revving
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up to and the wedding is something we've been revving up
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to, but it's not over yet. Today we're going to be digging
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into literally every godforsaken detail, or lack of detail rather
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of this wedding, the Tavis wedding that literally was
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reported more on than the 250th anniversary of America, which
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there. The theory and the direction
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that I'm going to be taking this podcast episode in is that this
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wedding was more of a circus than an intimate conjoining of
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two lives and that it was designed to be that way as well.
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It's not a critique of Taylor Swift's personal life.
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That is not my intention, more so a celebration of her
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intelligence and my endless fascination with her ability to
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capture the minds of American and honestly global society
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while mirroring what we want from her, what society wants
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from her, back on to us. This was the Showgirl TM baby.
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This was the showgirl performance.
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We have not actually gotten a life of a showgirl performance.
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And this was it. This was her putting on her best
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performance because she's a mastermind.
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There are many small elements and leaks from guests that poke
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holes into the narrative that, you know, mainstream media is
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predominantly running, which is kind of a one note message.
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However, I will say lately there's been kind of a
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shattering of the glass because of how obvious this performance
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is getting, which is, again, in my opinion, the intent.
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I'm covering all of these. Yes, gaylor details, extremely
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gaylor details. If it's not obvious, I'm a
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gaylor for any newbies and I will show you why I believe
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these breads and circuses serve an actual purpose and why we
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should wait for the encore. My main thought about this
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wedding is performance art. Performance art, performance
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art. It's like the definition of
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performance art. And please look up what
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performance art is if you are new to this.
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I have multiple episodes on performance art.
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Because performance art is not just like grandeur.
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Performance art is not just PR, it is a critique of society
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within a performance and you have to be part of this like
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knowing group in order to get the performance art.
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There's some people that will never understand the performance
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art if you are not already mentally critiquing that same
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part of society. Some people just don't believe
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performance art exists, and that's kind of your own journey.
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There's so much mirroring in this happening too.
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And I will expand on this throughout the episode because
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this is kind of like the whole theory.
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But what's so fascinating and something that I think most
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people who are consuming content from this wedding are feeling is
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this contrast between secrecy and high publicity, right?
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It's ironic as hell. We knew exactly what day the
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wedding was going to be. We knew it was going to be an
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MSG, the most notorious stadium in America.
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We knew it was going to be in New York City.
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We're seeing cars flood in, We're seeing them set up every
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inch of it, and we can kind of see like it wasn't that secret.
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Like we could see them moving shit in.
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Taylor Swift is a genius at keeping things secret.
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There's a reason why we don't ever know the album cover or the
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title of her album a year before she drops it because she has her
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shit on lock. You think her wedding won't be
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on lock? Like, like, why are we seeing
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the staircases brought in? So the slow build up to the
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wedding is because they want people to pay attention to it,
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right? And then of course, you know
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they have this grand announcement on the side of MSG
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and a huge electronic billboard. So it's high publicity.
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But it's also like, no, no, no, you don't get an invite.
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No, you can't come to the wedding.
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No, you can't see in here. And everyone pay attention, but
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back off. And that's the idea.
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But what's so funny is that so many fans are very confused at
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this idea, even though it is an expectation that we've put onto
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her and have expected for her to do in her life already.
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Yet when we get it, it's like, wait, I don't like that.
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We know so little about actually what happened in MSG.
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And a lot of this is assumptions and a lot of this goes back to
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Taylor Swift herself. We hear things that people say
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and then we make paint a picture in our mind of the rest of it.
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What do we actually know? What has Taylor actually shown
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and told us versus what have other people just filled in the
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blanks with? And that's the epitome of this
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wedding. We all have an idea of how it
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went down, yet we've seen no actual photos or videos.
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Like it is actually crazy that we've not seen a single picture
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of her on her wedding day and it's already happened.
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That is some lockdown shit. And I do believe we will see and
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we'll get into this later, But we all have an idea of how it
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went down because these random press releases yet, like, I
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don't believe this shit. I'm sorry.
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I don't believe it until I see it.
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And unfortunately, that's just kind of the way it has to go
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with Miss Taylor Swift. Sometimes I don't even believe
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it when I see it. And that's my right as an
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American. And I just think a lot of this
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is a joke, like they're laughing at us in our faces.
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But I really want to hone in on this idea of breads and
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circuses. This wedding, in my opinion,
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felt like a circus to me. OK.
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It's like a circus that we don't get invited to yet it's like a
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lot of it is a joke. Like there's a stand up comedian
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marrying them that has no real close intimate relationship with
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them to our knowledge. Like you're telling me Abigail
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is not a bridesmaid but Adam Sandler marries them?
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That's why this whole thing is so fascinating to me.
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The amount of hubbub and craziness around this cast of
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characters and a wide variety of people going into this wedding
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makes it a circus. So breads and circuses is an
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idea that I've talked about before on my podcasts and other
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performance artlers have talked about as well.
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But this idea is kind of a Roman idea, actually.
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Penum at circus Census, Sir. Consensus, whatever.
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I don't speak Italian. It's a political metaphor
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describing the use of superficial appeasement and
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mindless entertainment to pacify a populace.
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It was often used by, like, Roman dictators to feed and
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entertain the people. So you can put at Bay an
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uprising. And it's something that I think
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are using together as a couple.
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And I will talk about why I don't think that this is done
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maliciously. Part of this definition is to
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distract citizens with immediate base gratifications so leaders
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can deflect attention from deeper political corruption,
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economic inequality, et cetera, et cetera.
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Some may argue that Taylor Swift is doing this in a sinister way.
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I overhear in this podcast like to be optimistic because why
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not? I again have that right.
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And I believe it's a way for her to feed her fans with the bread,
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right? You're getting the content and
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also entertain us with the confusion, the hypocrisy, the
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changing of characters, the movie that we're probably going
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to get of all of this. It is feeding us and
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entertaining us to keep us at Bay while she gets to accomplish
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her long term goals, which are, I think, getting to a certain
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point of fame where she can actually impact the music
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industry and how we treat famous people and specifically through
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a sexist, homophobic lens. That is my theory.
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That is my optimistic viewpoint. But I think there's also more to
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this that I will get to at the end of this episode.
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This idea of breads and circuses does not come out of nowhere
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with Taylor Swift. First off, please watch the
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movie Gladiator. The movie Gladiator is pretty
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much, I think the plot of Taylor Swift.
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I'm talking about the first one. OK, the iconic movie Gladiator
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with Russell Crowe. Russell Crowe is pretty much a
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war general who is turned into a slave, forced to perform.
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It's sounding like, who's afraid of little old me?
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Instead of accepting defeat, he decides to use the fans, the
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Roman citizens, to entertain them, get them on his side in
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order to be able to overthrow the entire system.
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And in this movie, he screams and yells with a booming voice.
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Are you not entertained? Taylor Swift?
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Actually says and literally quote in a booming voice, Are
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you not entertained? In her iconic time cover, Travis
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Kelsey, also interestingly enough, in a Pepsi ad, poses as
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a gladiator in this Roman Colosseum and at the end of the
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ad, he looks at the camera through the television screen
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and asks viewers, are you not entertained?
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Now I don't think these two things are coincidental.
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They happened a year apart. And mind you, what era are we
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technically in with Taylor Swift right now?
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I've argued we've already moved on to a new era.
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But what if this is the finale of the showgirl?
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He's currently a showgirl, performing for us almost like a
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gladiator. And I think performing.
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Giving us breads and circuses, keeping us at bed, keeping us
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entertained in order to make a difference, make an impact,
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perhaps even overthrow the system.
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Crazy. I don't care.
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I think I'm crazy. Could be pretty cool if true.
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And I also do think a lot of this also comes back to Taylor
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Swift song. Getaway car, getaway car, she
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says, and a circus and a love story.
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She said it herself. She doesn't think a circus is a
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love story. And then she says, and now we're
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both sorry. I think this is kind of eerie
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foreshadowing. After the first game, Taylor
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attended the first Chiefs game. Taylor and Travis left in this
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like Red getaway esque car and I'm pretty sure the same car, if
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not a very similar car. I was trying to look at the if
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you like painted it or something.
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There's a picture of that very similar car with just TNT
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married outside of MSG photographed.
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And again, if they didn't want people to see that, like it's
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supposed to be so secret, yet we had access to that picture.
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That's like the final getaway car bringing us back to the very
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beginning. Ironically, no, nothing good
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starts in a getaway car. I'm in a getaway car.
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I left you in a motel bar, put the money in the bag and I stole
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the keys. That was the last time you ever
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saw me. And I know we all think of the
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Bejeweled music video and I really do think we are living
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through the Bejeweled music video.
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Or she perhaps ghosts the Prince after the proposal and keeps the
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castle. And we will see if there was a
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castle element once we because I do believe there's no way we're
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not going to get pictures and video of this wedding.
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Not only are we maybe living through the Bejeweled music
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video, but we might also be an acting getaway car.
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Mind you, this is on reputation and we still haven't gone
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reputation Vault tracks that she said we're going to be fire.
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Are we blowing this whole system up like what's happening after
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the storm? Something was born on the 4th of
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July. Moving on to also something very
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interesting is obviously Taylor Swift has connected with
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Elizabeth Taylor right? She definitely like sees herself
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and Elizabeth Taylor with the many husbands and Elizabeth
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Taylor definitely inspired Evelyn Hugo.
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There's so much here how Elizabeth used the tabloids for
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her own advantage. I think is something something
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that Taylor definitely was inspired by.
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But Elizabeth Taylor, the Instagram page which is
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obviously run by her family and foundation slash charities.
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They posted congratulations to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
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before MSG hosted this amazing wedding.
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It hosted Elizabeth Taylor on October 17th, 1957.
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Mike Todd threw his wife the kind of party only a true
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showman interesting could dream up. 18,000 guests packed into
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Madison Square Garden to mark the 1st anniversary of his film
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Around the World in 80 days, complete with a 14 foot cake, a
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performance from the Boston Pops and Walter Cronkite anchoring
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Alive on CBS. And then there's a picture of
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Elizabeth Taylor on this stage with like this huge cake.
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And so I think there's a connection there that's very
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interesting as well, where she's, like, modeling her life
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and this idea of fame after Elizabeth Taylor.
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And also, mind you, in the song Elizabeth Taylor, she says, do
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you think it's forever? She knows the answer of that
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because Elizabeth Taylor knew it wasn't forever with most of
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these men, right? And Taylor Swift is saying that
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she shares the same experience, right?
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So anyways, let's talk about Kaylor, shall we?
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So not only is this wedding a performance, a circus, breads
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and circuses and all of that performance art that I think a
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lot of us were expecting, but it was also so gaylor coated in of
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itself. Not that performance artler is
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not gaylor enough. The amount of Kaylor little
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tidbits and pieces of confirmation that we have gotten
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from this wedding where she was supposed to get married to
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Travis Kelsey, a man not Karlie Kloss, her ex best friend and
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now Brent again, rumored ex lover Karlie Kloss.
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What? What the fuck?
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First of all, Swifty's cope OK? It is not AI.
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It is not a pap walk. You need to accept that Karlie
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Kloss is in Taylor Swift's life. It's so fucking hypocritical of
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hedlers that come after gaylors and you can't accept what is
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right in front of you. Of course, these reports were
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right. That fed us a few weeks ago that
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Karlie Kloss was going to go to this wedding, which we need to
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just sit for a second and talk about how insane it is that
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Carly Kloss and Taylor Swift are at least close enough for her to
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attend her wedding, if not be in the wedding in a certain way.
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And this is so Evelyn Hugo coded as well, where Evelyn gets
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married. But really, she gets married to
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Celia. Her best friend is there.
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And that was actually the symbolic marriage that day
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between the two of them. So yeah, Swifties, except that
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they're at least in each other's lives.
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You know, it bears some truth on them that there was something
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sort of romantic between them or else they wouldn't be so pissed
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at the idea that Karlie Kloss was there.
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You know what I mean? Like, why would that bother you
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so much? And I understand the political
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reasonings for sure. Trust.
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I don't condone it. However, I need to be able to
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talk about celebrities, so there's that.
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Then we wouldn't be able to talk about most of the influential
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people in America because a lot of them are not pro Palestine.
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Don't condone someone's political beliefs just because
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I'm talking about them. And a podcast moving on.
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If you were upset about Karlie Kloss going, it just shows you
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think that there is some validity in their relationship.
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And if you think that there was something romantic between them,
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it's funny that they would suddenly just be like, really
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close friends, you know? And that's why I think they're
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angry, because it shows that maybe there's something between
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them now, right? Feeler wants her to be there and
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is close with her. We did not know that before.
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Not only did Cardi Claus attend, Honey, she attended in a gold
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dress. I don't want a gold rush with
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her hair falling down like dominoes in a red lip, like your
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lips so scarlet. They wear Maru.
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A gold dress as in I used to think love is black and white
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but it's golden as an invisible string.
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So before Swifties when they would see Karlie Kloss doing
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gaylorshay on main, they would just say oh Karlie Kloss is
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using Taylor Swift for fame. Well now you guys, Taylor Swift
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likes her. So now you have to admit that if
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you think Karlie Kloss is baiting us, then you think
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Taylor Swift is baiting us Galers.
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This is where a lot of them settle, but they don't get to
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the final conclusion, which is if you think Taylor Swift is
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intentionally baiting Gaylor rumors the weekend of her
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wedding to a man, A, that's insane.
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Why are you focused on that during your wedding?
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And B, that's fucked up to be a queer community and that's not
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it. That's not the only thing we're
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going to get from Kaylor because Karlie Kloss's stylist Jacob
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Rosenberg posted a picture of Karlie Kloss in her gorgeous
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golden outfit for Taylor Swift's wedding, right?
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Someone comments on this Instagram post and says T's
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actual gorgeous wife. Actual wife fire heart eyes.
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He likes that post now. Like what?
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So this is people in Carly Klaus's life that is at least OK
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with Gaylor being circulated? Carly's dad allegedly followed
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the commenter. Carly's own family?
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You think Carly's family would just bait gaylers for no reason?
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And also Carly's sister. They both engaged with gaylers
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online and like reporting gaylors.
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So then that's not it. OK, You know the VS fashion
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shows that Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss have done together,
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but specifically the 2014, one of them walking down the runway
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holding hands. Well, the photographer, the
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photograph that Russell James, he posted those photos and
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posted a congratulatory message to Taylor Swift.
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But it's featuring Karlie Kloss saying, Congrats, Taylor Swift.
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Could this have been an early rehearsal, ma'am?
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Of what? A rehearsal of what?
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Are they getting married like? Like why is everyone in the
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industry gallering on Maine during the wedding of Taylor
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Swift and Travis Kelsey? It's not supposed to be Karlie
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Kloss's wedding, but everyone's acting like it is.
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The media is acting like it is. But this is not just the media.
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This is someone that Karlie Kloss also follows back.
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A credited photographer saying could this have been an early
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rehearsal for Carly and Taylor? What is going on?
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And also, if Taylor hates Karlie Kloss so much, then why did
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Abigail, yeah Abigail Anderson follow Karlie Kloss a couple
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days ago on Instagram, confirmation that her close
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friends support whatever is going on between them.
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A few days after the wedding, we see Carly in Paris for the
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Schiaparelli show in Paris. Like we were in Paris and a
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photographer is like, how was the wedding?
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And she goes, she responds, how's Paris treating you?
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Bringing it back to Paris, It's actually insane.
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I didn't even predict that there there would be this much Kayla
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ISM on me. And I thought it was going to be
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like a whole performance fanfare show like we have seen and that
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there would be a picture of Carly and Taylor.
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But I did not think that so many people would also be like
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confirming this in their own ways.
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OK, let's go into confused fans, because something that I think
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is really telling with the reception of this wedding is
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that so many people are fucking confused.
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And I do think that is the desired reaction from Taylor
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Swift. I think the idea is to spend the
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narrative on its head to be like, is this what you wanted?
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Isn't this what you wanted? And then people are like, wait,
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I don't want it. I don't want it, right?
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Because once fans and the public got what they wanted, they don't
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actually want it. And that's what Taylor's trying
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to say. Same thing with Life of a
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Showgirl. Oh, you wanted me to fall in
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love, be all cheesy, but now I'm giving it to you.
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And you don't want that, do you? Pretty much just like, don't put
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these like sexist romantic perceptions onto me and also
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expects me to do it publicly at the same time.
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People wanted her to find this Prince Charming for so long.
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They wanted her to be public with Travis so they could access
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it yet still have an intimate relationship.
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And I think her point is like, that's not possible.
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People want to be like almost a bridesmaid in the wedding.
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They want it to be this huge production.
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They want to be able to see all the aspects of it.
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They want it to be this huge fanfare because like, that's
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what they got with the heiress tour.
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But then once they get that, they're like, wait, it's not
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private. You know, Swifties are
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dumbfounded. And they almost could not
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believe that it was happening at MSG.
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They almost could not believe that it was so performance
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coded. It's like, right, we've been
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saying this. Why would they suddenly have an
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intimate Rhode Island wedding for 50 people?
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They've been showing us for years with public podcasts
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talking about every part of their relationship from day one.
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We knew they're like first date. We see all of this and then we
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have this big MSG wedding and you guys are like, wait, wait no
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more. Even the most gullible fans are
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like confused and turned off. I mean, I was at the 4th of July
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with my family. A lot of my family like knows
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I'm a Gaylord and has a podcast. But like a lot of them are like,
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wait, what's happening? Like it's so publicized, right?
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I've been, we've been saying this.
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So I think that's the idea. Like there's cracks in the
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glass. People are starting to see that
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what they mirrored onto her, she's pushing right back.
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And they don't actually like that, do they?
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And that's also how you know, it's being read as a
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performance. Someone comments what an odd way
24:10
to do this. Almost seems like a publicity
24:12
stunt. These are not in my Tik Toks, by
24:14
the way. These are like public.
24:16
And this is not like Gaylord stuff.
24:18
There is no way Taylor Swift, the Queen of privacy is getting
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married to MSG. Is she the queen of privacy
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Because we knew everything about our relationship from day one.
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Like what do you want from her? She's giving you what you want.
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Going to post it here so I have proof.
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I think she got married already in private, no?
24:35
You're telling me Taylor Swift chose the Rose Garden over
24:39
Madison Square but actually chose Madison Square, right?
24:42
This should lead us to another conclusion, which is wait, maybe
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this isn't a romantic conjoining of lives that she values.
24:50
Maybe this is for something else.
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Someone goes. I still don't believe it.
24:54
Wait, so it's real? Yeah, guys.
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OK, let's talk about the guest list.
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We've seen like, a few mock ups of these guest lists.
25:03
And so it's like, really hard to believe because then we'll see
25:06
someone, like, getting in a car and it's like, wait, they
25:08
weren't on the original guest list.
25:09
And it's even hard to go through this because like, pretty much
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every single person in the world was invited.
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But it's a lot of gays and it's a lot of girls, and it's a lot
25:19
of people that we don't like. But also a lot of those people
25:22
are from Travis. I'm not excusing Taylor from
25:25
that. I'm just saying let's not only
25:28
blame the woman, let's blame them both.
25:30
Someone said, quote, why were the majority of their guest
25:32
acquaintances? Well, it's not intimate or maybe
25:36
it's not that important to them. All of these random choices
25:40
should show people it's not as it seems.
25:42
And we also don't know them as much as what they actually just
25:46
tell us. Adam Sandler was the fucking
25:48
officiant. What the fuck?
25:51
And I think this is like, OK, Happy Madison Productions
25:55
probably just is going to produce the Disney movie that's
25:57
going to come out about this like it's a fucking joke.
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It's a comedy special. You're telling me, Adam Sandler,
26:02
And that's another buzz worthy random thing to get people like
26:06
what the fuck? And also, isn't it interesting
26:09
how certain things are leaked? Like we know that we don't
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really know anything else specifically about what
26:15
happened, you know? Ross Travis was there of course,
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looking lovely. The man of the hour, no Blake
26:22
and Ryan. I wonder if canceled if it is
26:25
about Blake and Ryan, which I've always thought it was kind of
26:28
about the Gaylors. If it is about Blake and Ryan,
26:30
maybe that was written before she was really fucking pissed
26:33
off. But the fact that they didn't
26:34
make the cut and like almost 1000 people were invited is
26:37
hilarious. But it's so random.
26:39
Like who didn't we see? Emma Stone, MUNA members, Hailey
26:44
and Becca, as in Hailey Kiyoko and Becca Tilly, Kelsey
26:47
Ballerini just confirming that she's like still friends with
26:50
these gays. And I think that was good for me
26:52
to see. I'm like, OK, no, it's not like
26:55
she just changed into an entirely different person.
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She's still friends with the people she was friends with
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before. Travis Kelsey, Abby Wambach and
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Glennon Doyle. Love that she's inviting like
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sapphics. Like that's important.
27:06
Barbara Corcoran was so funny to see on this list.
27:09
And again, like, who knows what's accurate?
27:11
I didn't actually see a picture of Barbara there, but there's
27:13
tunnels. Bowen Yang.
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Like didn't even know that they were like friends.
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Dakota Johnson. The Chicks.
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There's a lot of other random dudes in here too.
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George Stephanopoulos Stephanopoulos.
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Like what? That's so random.
27:27
She just wanted like a news source in there or something.
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Jennifer Lawrence. I'm like Jennifer Lawrence.
27:31
Is she finally going to find out the truth about Kaylor?
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It's her dream. Nicole Kidman but not Keith
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Urban because he rumoredly cheated on her.
27:41
Reese Witherspoon. Simone Biles.
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Like some good people are in here.
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And it's like, I know there's a lot of randos and weirdos and
27:49
bad people, but it's like, OK, OK.
27:51
You know, one of my friends was like, is this just like like ADL
27:54
list of Hollywood? And when it comes to like
27:57
reports of the wedding and like this information that we're
28:00
getting, pretty much it's hard to believe anything because
28:04
believing it is like believing state-run media for in like
28:08
Russia or like Fox News because it's all so general and it's all
28:12
so purposeful, like proving that it was like genuine, authentic
28:17
and real. This is George Stephanopoulos
28:19
and maybe This is why she invited him so that he could be
28:22
like the mouthpiece. But he revealed that vows
28:25
everything you would hope for real, vulnerable, serious and
28:29
silly, deeply loving. It's like, what do you mean
28:32
everything you would hope for? It's like just proving to us
28:35
that this is like real Adam Aaron, AMC CEO said handsome
28:40
Travis in a white tux and a jaw-dropping Taylor and a
28:43
stunning white wedding dress with the long veiled train.
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It's like it sounds detailed, but that's not that detailed at
28:49
all. It sounds like AI wrote that,
28:51
like this is all just like fed lines, like state media, like we
28:55
don't actually know anything from this.
28:57
It's like all of this entertainment and bread feeding
29:00
us yet, like not much substance in that bread.
29:02
There's no protein, OK? We're running on carbs.
29:05
We need a fucking Hardy meal and we need a movie and we're
29:08
getting something. We're getting at least bare
29:11
minimum pictures. Also some protein we did get to
29:15
nibble on though, besides Kalerism is some of these social
29:20
posts from guests kind of like quietly exposing that there's
29:24
more to this right than just this like beautiful quote UN
29:28
quote somehow intimate Tavis wedding Lena Dunham hello hello.
29:34
She posted available going forward for weddings, bar and
29:38
bat mitzvahs and sweet sixteens gay ones.
29:41
I love both my husband's and I love love.
29:44
Now she did post her her plus ones so like that's what she's
29:48
referring to with husbands. But there's a lot of gay
29:51
mentioned for a straight wedding.
29:53
And what do you mean I love love?
29:55
It's like giving love is love. Like there's so much Gay
29:59
mentioned. Not to mention her speech, which
30:02
we'll get into very soon. Also her backup dancer, Rafael
30:06
Thomas, who performed with Taylor on the Heiress tour.
30:09
He posted his outfit from the night at the Tavis wedding and
30:12
said love wins. No, no, because what do you mean
30:18
love wins at the straight wedding?
30:20
And actually blasphemy if it actually really was a straight
30:23
wedding. Blasphemy to say love wins at a
30:25
straight wedding, which it may have not been.
30:28
What do you mean love wins? That's insane.
30:33
All of these things that we're getting is bizarre, yet we still
30:37
have no idea what actually happened in this stadium that
30:41
looked like it was veiled in like curtains, almost like an
30:44
entrance to a circus tent in my opinion.
30:47
Also, the Kelsey brothers, the Instagram page, the Kelsey
30:51
brothers posted a picture of Carly attending.
30:54
Now they did post a lot of guests, but it's like, first of
30:56
all, why are the Kelsey brothers doing PR for Taylor Swift?
30:59
Because I was also looking at their Instagram page and they
31:01
were posting a lot of Taylor Swift that had nothing to do
31:03
with Jarvis Kelsey. That is not normal.
31:05
Like, that is so strange that they have an Instagram account
31:08
that is obviously not run by them.
31:09
It's obviously run by like someone who works for them.
31:12
That's like posting free PR for Taylor.
31:14
Like this is so performance, it's not even funny.
31:17
It's so PR. It's just egregious.
31:20
And there's a lot of other details here, too.
31:22
What do you mean? There's reports that Taylor
31:24
Swift walked down to the aisle to a Taylor Swift mashup.
31:27
If we get a Disney Plus movie of this wedding and she walks down
31:31
the aisle to a Taylor Swift mashup, people are immediately
31:34
like, oh, that makes me not like Taylor.
31:35
And maybe she's intentionally trying to fuck up her reputation
31:39
in order to burn the house down the lover house.
31:41
Like that's another theory as well.
31:43
Release karma. But it's also just comical for
31:46
this performance that she's walking down the aisle to songs
31:50
of herself. That's so camp, I don't care.
31:53
She also apparently performed with Travis as well and they did
31:56
like karaoke. Again, it's so camp.
31:59
She performed with Ke$ha and performed TikTok where the line
32:03
is wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy and they
32:05
both saying the altered line which was wake up in the
32:09
morning. Fuck P Diddy and I love that
32:10
she's saying that at her wedding.
32:12
Again. Is this going to be on tape?
32:14
We don't know. Maybe we'll never know, which
32:16
would almost be more compelling. TMZ also said the decor looked
32:21
like Alice in Wonderland and a mix of Wizard of Oz.
32:25
Are you fucking kidding me? Like Alice in Wonderland.
32:28
What do you mean? Like we're all going crazy
32:31
Wizard of Oz. Oh like the comparisons that
32:34
Gaylors have been making for so along that we cannot even get
32:37
into right now. What are you talking about?
32:39
The hallway of pics picture is one of the only seemingly real
32:43
pictures we've gotten from the entrance into the MSG wedding.
32:48
And there's pictures of Taylor and Travis on the wall.
32:51
It's like pink. It looks very, very similar to a
32:54
Taylor Swift promo picture she did for the life of a showgirl
32:59
where she's posing in front of these portraits and she's
33:03
wearing the same outfit, the same set of promo pics where she
33:06
kicks a bucket. To kick the bucket means to die,
33:11
killing off the showgirl. How would I have so much to say
33:13
if there was nothing to pick up on?
33:16
Again, I feel like that guy is smoking a cigarette and pointing
33:18
to the wall. But again, it's like maybe they
33:20
are intentionally baiting us. I'd like to hope that there's a
33:22
reason behind it and not that they're like trying to profit
33:26
off of queer people because I do think Taylor Swift herself is
33:29
queer. And I think that we have like,
33:30
reason to believe that with her, like intimate lyrics about
33:33
herself. And maybe it is the other way
33:35
around, but I don't really want to think that right now.
33:36
It's not fun. It doesn't help me out, and I
33:39
don't always want to think everyone is evil in the world.
33:42
Sorry. We also saw a picture of the
33:44
handkerchief embroidered with So it's going to be forever dot dot
33:49
.2 things here. One What is the next line after
33:53
that or it's going to go down in flames and not only that, but
33:58
the dot dot dot is ominous. It makes it seem like it's not
34:01
going to be forever. What?
34:04
This is so camp and of course the getaway car with just just
34:09
TNT married MRD. No nothing that starts in a
34:13
getaway car and a circus and a love story.
34:15
And now we're both sorry. And again, this might be the
34:18
same getaway car, a very similar 1 to the one from the first
34:22
Chiefs game she attended. Not to even mention the huge
34:27
which is just the screaming in your face side of MSG electronic
34:33
billboard saying just TNT married.
34:38
You don't want anyone to know yet you're announcing it to
34:41
everyone that's there in lavender, which is not a recent
34:47
album color and anyone being like oh she likes purple.
34:49
What the fuck Lavender as in lavender marriage.
34:54
I I'm speechless. Some people have been saying
34:58
that the just TNT almost seems like an ad for AT&T and they've
35:03
pulled up the commercial slash ad Taylor Swift did with AT&T
35:08
where she's like hiding in the closet.
35:10
Pretty interesting. The lavender just TNT sign is
35:16
fucking crazy because that color, that color out of all the
35:20
colors, She also apparently maybe had a cocktail where
35:23
there's like a lavender syrup in that.
35:25
Again, who knows what's real and what's fake.
35:27
TNZ also reported that Lena Dunham did a speech.
35:31
She did a speech that apparently divided the crowd.
35:34
That was a gay speech. Now listen, TMZ also releases
35:39
things for Taylor. So like, who knows what she even
35:42
said with the whole context of the speech.
35:45
The fact that there's so many gay things being reported to
35:48
this straight wedding is also insane.
35:50
Apparently in the speech, she said, quote, American football
35:53
is just straight guys reenacting gay porn or maybe gay men
35:57
reenacting gay porn. First of all, that's hilarious.
35:59
Oh, no, at a wedding. Grow up.
36:01
I'm sure Taylor Swift loves it. She's like one of her best
36:03
friends. Speaking of gay, Dave Chappelle
36:06
talking to Andy Cohen at Anderson Cooper was talking
36:09
about running into Travis Kelce on his quote UN quote bachelor
36:12
party, which by the way, we still have no confirmation of
36:15
like a Taylor Swift Bachelorette party, which is interesting, but
36:18
and said it was a whoreless bachelor party.
36:22
I mean, he says, I've never seen anything like that.
36:24
A whoreless bachelor party. Whatever makes you happy,
36:26
Travis. It's inferring that he's gay.
36:29
All of this is happening. What?
36:32
So what's next? What do I think we're going to
36:34
get next? I think we're definitely going
36:36
to get pictures of the wedding. There's going to be a profit
36:39
aspect of this. And I think that there's a good
36:41
chance that we get a movie. Like the fact that they're
36:44
feeding us, but we haven't really gotten content from
36:48
inside. MSG is raising the pressure,
36:51
making us demand more and want more, and then they're going to
36:55
give it to us. Some guy, I don't even know who
36:57
this was an attendee apparently. I saw this video, I cannot
37:00
verify it, but was leaving MSG. He told people in the street
37:04
while he was leaving wait for the movie.
37:07
So I'm like, was it just a closed set?
37:10
Was it even a wedding or was it just a closed set?
37:11
Watch it be a music video. Watch a bee.
37:13
Just like a movie that actually comes out.
37:16
And it's not even a wedding movie, but it's actually just
37:19
like a movie. Can you imagine?
37:22
So yeah, we could get TS13, Karma Rep, Vault tracks.
37:27
I think all of those are absolutely fair play right now.
37:31
We are still revving up towards it.
37:34
And I definitely think we're going to get Pap pictures of
37:36
Kaylor. Absolutely.
37:39
And I think what sells more albums, a love story or a So all
37:45
the performance, all the breads and circuses, Why is she maybe
37:49
doing this again? Like, what's the point?
37:51
Well, to expose the hypocriticism of the American
37:55
public, slash our sexist Society of fans wanting Tavis content,
38:00
demanding appearances and cheering on the show as we see
38:05
it, as we see this love story unfold.
38:07
They want it all. They want the bigness of it.
38:10
They want Taylor Swift to be at the Chiefs game.
38:12
They want Travis Kelsey on stage, the heiress tour.
38:15
They want this showmanship, this performance.
38:19
They want the grandeur of it, almost the tackiness gauche at
38:24
all. They're expecting grandeur.
38:26
Yet once they deliver a huge showmanship wedding that's all
38:29
in your face, all of a sudden they're turned off.
38:33
She's giving the people what they want, literally, and also
38:36
feeding them and distracting them while she gets to her final
38:40
goal. Breads and circuses, right?
38:42
The idea is to direct and control her own narrative.
38:46
The media used to do this and now she's doing this right.
38:50
Whether it's to get negative press or good press, I believe
38:53
she's kind of in control of it now.
38:55
She's directing the ship and how it turns.
38:58
Whether she's sinking her own reputation or not, it's up to
39:02
her. Also, if it's not personal to
39:04
her, she can't get hurt by the criticism.
39:06
If this is not the real her, how can she get hurt by it?
39:09
Another reason is to hide what she actually wants, private and
39:13
personal breads and circuses, to distract from her real personal
39:18
life, what she actually feels is near and dear to her heart.
39:22
Another reason is to set up for a boom, a shebang if you will,
39:27
to break the blender, to end this cycle, to bring change to
39:32
the music industry and how people view and treat women
39:37
artists and queer artists. And I do believe there will be
39:40
an ongoing encore after this show.
39:43
We need to wait for the encore, as she directed us to do in her
39:47
last music video, the Opalite music video.
39:50
In the music video, we can see text that says patient for the
39:54
encore. And if the wedding was the
39:57
performance, the circus, the show, what comes after that?
40:02
The encore. I hope you guys enjoyed this
40:04
episode and found it interesting.
40:06
Let me know if you agree. Let me know if you disagree.
40:09
Let me know your theories and know every day we're getting
40:12
more stuff out. And I will continue to post on
40:14
my TikTok and also release a bonus episode too.
40:18
So check that out on Patreon. And yeah, well, what it's time
40:21
to be living in. I definitely am very much
40:24
entertained. Thank you so much, Taylor Swift.
40:26
All right, guys, I will see you so soon.
40:28
Love you all. Have a great week.
40:31
Bye.