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Shiboky | Son of a Boy Dad #192 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: I thought they were gonna let it slide again, wait back,
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  Speaker 4: because you did try to file on.
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  Speaker 1: Message yes, and it turns out that it turns out
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  Speaker 1: that's not allowed. Well for some people.
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  Speaker 4: What is I was like when my parents live in
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  Speaker 4: Massachusetts and he was like, do you live with your parents?
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  Speaker 4: And I was like no, and he's like, have you
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  Speaker 4: lived in Massachusetts at all this year? And I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I haven't lived in Massachusetts in five years, so filing
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  Speaker 4: in New York. So I guess I'm late to taxes,
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  Speaker 4: that's the answer.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you brought this up trying to be like, we
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  Speaker 1: have two extra days, and then it turns out you're late.
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  Speaker 2: I'm late, and I owe so much money. I found
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  Speaker 2: out I looked up what it would take for me
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  Speaker 2: to change my residence, my primary residence to somewhere that's
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  Speaker 2: not in the city, so that I don't have to
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  Speaker 2: pay city tax, yeah, which is four percent or something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And it was the list of things that you have
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  Speaker 2: to do is kind of absurd. Really, They said you
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  Speaker 2: need to change on your driver's license what your thing is.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck does that matter? My
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  Speaker 2: driver's license right now doesn't is not my current address.
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  Speaker 4: My driver's license right now is Massachusetts, and it's not
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  Speaker 4: even the address that my parents leave exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody cares about that. Why would that matter? Why would
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  Speaker 2: the I r S be like, come on, it says
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  Speaker 2: something you need to have that up to speed. That
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  Speaker 2: doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: So could you just do that and it'd be done?
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  Speaker 1: Or do you have to know there's a.
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  Speaker 2: Bunch of other things you got to do that you
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  Speaker 2: gotta do that. That's the most important thing. You got
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  Speaker 2: to wake up in that place.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy they can track that. That's some sky net
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  Speaker 1: ship and there's a drone hovering outside.
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  Speaker 2: It's your cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: You got to give you got to have a burner phone.
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  Speaker 1: What do they do if people have two cell phones.
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  Speaker 2: You get just leave one at the house, leave one
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  Speaker 2: and have my some gardener sending texts Yeah, Ola, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: hello boy, it is a beautiful day up here, not
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  Speaker 2: in New York City.
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  Speaker 1: I think you could get away with it. There has
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  Speaker 1: to be ways that you can get around it. I
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  Speaker 1: had an old accountant that would always say whenever it
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  Speaker 1: would be like, fuck, I owe so much in taxes.
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  Speaker 1: He'd be like, so you're telling me the problem is
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  Speaker 1: you made too much money.
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  Speaker 4: The guy, Irish Catholic, my accountant, kind of roasted me
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  Speaker 4: in a way. He was like, uh, he was like
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  Speaker 4: you're a comedian, right, And I was like yeah. And
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  Speaker 4: he was like, uh, it's like it says you for costumes,
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  Speaker 4: you only have fifty seven dollars and expenses. And I
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  Speaker 4: was like yeah, I kind of just wear the same
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  Speaker 4: thing every day. And he was like, you don't have
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  Speaker 4: like like puppets or anything like like like Jeff Dunham.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like no, and he's like, yeah, he's
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  Speaker 4: a little bit more of a unique stage presence than
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  Speaker 4: you imagine.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, god, damn.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you don't bring watermelons on stage and a massive.
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  Speaker 4: I got a Jeff Dunham Yeah, fucking huge Jeff Dunham fan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing.
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  Speaker 9: So what's your best puppet, dude?
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  Speaker 2: We had we took the We took an uber in
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  Speaker 2: Detroit to the airport and it's a long drive from
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  Speaker 2: Royal Oak and so I'm with Brandon Barrera Opener and
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  Speaker 2: Brandon uh, speak of the devil. This is tax stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta take it. Hello, whoa hey can? I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 4: You know you got a real tax guy. When he
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  Speaker 4: answers and he's already.
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  Speaker 1: Talking, he was talking to someone else.
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  Speaker 2: He was mid con.
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  Speaker 1: He was You knew his first name?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did, but I kept it uh out Uh.
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  Speaker 2: We were in an uber and we're in Detroit.
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  Speaker 4: It was pretty badass. And that whole interaction, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday, did you notice that he started telling that story
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  Speaker 2: and I started trying to do to him what he
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  Speaker 2: does to me, but he didn't catch on, and then
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  Speaker 2: I just gave up because it got weird.
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  Speaker 9: I did.
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  Speaker 1: I noticed that. I didn't notice that that's what you
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  Speaker 1: were doing.
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  Speaker 2: No, I noticed it.
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  Speaker 9: You were assassin sass that thing where.
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  Speaker 2: When you notice story just powered through. I because I
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  Speaker 2: took my foot off the gay.
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  Speaker 4: No, I was gonna. I knew the second you said
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  Speaker 4: the first thing. I was like, oh, I see what
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  Speaker 4: you're doing. And then I just powered through.
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  Speaker 2: But I wasn't doing it as I hadn't cranked some smart.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if you had kept your foot on the gas.
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  Speaker 1: It's like in that movie Ferrari, where only one car
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  Speaker 1: can occupy the space, so it's like you have to
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  Speaker 1: keep on pushing it. One of you would have had
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  Speaker 1: to relent at some point.
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  Speaker 2: I seated. Okay, so in that regard, you did win.
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  Speaker 2: They did. I always went. But I also just I'm
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  Speaker 2: always gonna come out. I realized I'm not enough of
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  Speaker 2: an asshole as you are to keep that thing going. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: where someone starts where you, someone starts telling a story,
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  Speaker 2: and then you ask clarifying questions or make your own
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  Speaker 2: points throughout, yes, to completely derail the train of the thought. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm better at it than you are. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think you can help yourself. No, I can easily choose
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  Speaker 2: not to.
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  Speaker 1: Just it's your style.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's how I my podcast style.
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  Speaker 9: It's podcasting sta.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still working on finding my voice.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's your voice. We were in an uber okay,
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  Speaker 1: you and Braxton Barrio and Alex Earl.
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  Speaker 2: Brandon Burrera and uh, the guy finds out because Brandon
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  Speaker 2: tells him. He asks what we do and Brandon says,
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  Speaker 2: we're comedians and the guy tells it, says, tell me
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  Speaker 2: a joke, and we wouldn't have, but he was black,
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  Speaker 2: so we felt like we had to because you know,
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  Speaker 2: they're cooler, they're cooler, and I want their approval. So luckily,
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  Speaker 2: Brandon actually decided to start telling a joke and he
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  Speaker 2: told like a new bit that he's working on and
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  Speaker 2: it's long bit ye, and it's very sort of embryoic
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  Speaker 2: right now, and uh afterwards, the guy laughed at one
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  Speaker 2: part and then didn't really laugh the rest of the way.
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, hmm, okay, I see what you're do.
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  Speaker 2: I see what you're going for there. He's like, but
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  Speaker 2: if I'm honest, like I think that that the last
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  Speaker 2: half isn't there yet, and and like kind of started
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  Speaker 2: giving him notes yeah, and and then like gave him
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  Speaker 2: real notes.
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  Speaker 1: Were they good?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 2: And then he was like, I've always thought maybe I
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  Speaker 2: could do comedy everyone because I just tell it like
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  Speaker 2: it is, and I this, and then he started telling
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  Speaker 2: us a story about this time that he banged a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of hookers with his buddies. Yeah, because they they
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  Speaker 2: had them for a certain amount of time. And then
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  Speaker 2: the women were reminded them with half an hour ago.
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  Speaker 2: They were like, hey, you guys still have thirty minutes left.
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  Speaker 2: And he goes when I said that, I had my
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  Speaker 2: draws off so fast that I got up in there, like,
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  Speaker 2: and he's telling us this really graphic story. As we
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  Speaker 2: were pulling up to the airport.
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  Speaker 1: He wouldn't let you out around again.
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  Speaker 2: But to be fair, his story was kind of funny.
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  Speaker 4: No, I was gonna say, it sounds like he's already
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  Speaker 4: better than all of us easily.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what was his name?
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  Speaker 1: We need to get him on I could find it,
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  Speaker 1: but there's roomin that. Yeah, you gotta find this guy's name.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I will.
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  Speaker 1: Next time you're in Detroit, go see Carl the cab driver.
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  Speaker 1: He's fucking incredible. Anytime someone hits me with that, they're like,
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  Speaker 1: tell me a joke. Then I was hit him with
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  Speaker 1: this one. What city has the best back doctors?
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  Speaker 9: Cairo?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, very fun. That's pretty good, very fun.
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  Speaker 9: I always hit him with that one.
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  Speaker 1: Bro fucking kills super drivers.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta have one of those lined up. God, some
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  Speaker 2: one says, do you have a joke?
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  Speaker 3: One?
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  Speaker 1: People want a joke like it's on a bubblegum wrapper.
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  Speaker 9: They want it like.
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  Speaker 1: They read it in Mad magazine or a layboy or
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  Speaker 1: some shit like that.
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  Speaker 2: They don't want a bit.
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  Speaker 4: I have one, and I never would do it, But
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  Speaker 4: then all my other stuff, it's like, what am I
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  Speaker 4: gonna say? What am I gonna do? I'm gonna run
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  Speaker 4: through my five minute you haul joke?
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  Speaker 2: What's the one? What's the one that you got? Oh?
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  Speaker 10: It was.
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  Speaker 4: It was gonna be, uh, why are priests super anti
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  Speaker 4: school shooting?
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  Speaker 2: Because the running out of kids to.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, you're it's a quick one. That's a quick one, right,
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  Speaker 4: It's a quick jab. I used to do that on stage.
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  Speaker 4: It was longer than that. But I was thinking because
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  Speaker 4: I always saw I was seeing those TikTokers going around
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  Speaker 4: and being like, what do you do for work? And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, if I said I was a comedian,
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  Speaker 4: they'd be like, tell us a joke, and then that
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  Speaker 4: would be the joke.
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  Speaker 2: Hotel that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost as bad as someone like telling a rapper like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: bust out a freestyle, right. I saw Danny Jackle do
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  Speaker 1: that to Sean Paul yesterday, like freestyle.
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  Speaker 2: For me, Yeah, what do you do? Do you freestyle?
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  Speaker 9: I think he might have.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just felt so bad for him.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's such a nasty move, and especially
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  Speaker 1: to demand it, just to say it so glibly, just
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, you can and will do this for me
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  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, pissed me off. Same with telling a
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  Speaker 1: joke though. It's just I don't know the.
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  Speaker 4: Only time I've ever had been in an uber where
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  Speaker 4: I've told I usually just say.
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  Speaker 2: I'm visiting friends and uh.
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  Speaker 4: And I told one dude that I was in Alabama,
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  Speaker 4: I think, and I said I was there for comedy,
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  Speaker 4: and then he went on to like a twenty minute
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  Speaker 4: at basically being like white people aren't even allowed to
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  Speaker 4: say the N word anymore, and I was like white, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, man, I know.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, but good for you because you're up
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  Speaker 4: there and I'm sure you're really letting like everything fly.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like absolutely. I was like, you got
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  Speaker 4: to come see my act a lot of Edwards in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that fucking problem song. Yeah, yeah, that's uh.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what people expect comedy to be, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure everybody thinks if you ask any man,
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  Speaker 1: they think they're funny. There's no dude that doesn't think
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  Speaker 1: that they're funny, not a single one that fucking walks
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  Speaker 1: the face of the air.
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  Speaker 2: I could do this, Especially they do when they meet
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  Speaker 2: you a comedian, because they think they meet you and
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  Speaker 2: they think there's nothing special about this person. Right, he
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  Speaker 2: hasn't made me laugh yet.
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  Speaker 1: It's like with you, he doesn't even have a costume.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in an uber on the way to the airport,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm exhausted from doing the work. Yeah, I'm also
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  Speaker 2: right now I'm chilling.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm also not in the belief that like people,
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  Speaker 4: I think anyone could do comedy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's like, oh yeah, I agree with ye.
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  Speaker 4: Like I think any of my friends, if they tried
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  Speaker 4: to do comedy and actually worked at it, they would
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  Speaker 4: be great.
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  Speaker 2: I have a friend who I actually think if he
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  Speaker 2: did it would it wouldn't take long for him to
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  Speaker 2: be better than I am. Yeah, fundamentally. Yeah. It was always
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  Speaker 2: pissed me off that he's doing stuff that makes real money.
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  Speaker 4: I was talking about that with someone yesterday and I
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  Speaker 4: was saying, I was like when I was growing up,
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  Speaker 4: I was not even close to the funniest person in
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  Speaker 4: my friend group. My friends were always way funnier than me.
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  Speaker 4: They just didn't care enough to try at it.
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  Speaker 1: Just a craft when anybody you just can't tell people
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  Speaker 1: the truth otherwise they're going to just have way more questions.
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  Speaker 2: Run's always dropping that he's going to go try it someday.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, text me yesterday, ask him where where it
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  Speaker 4: could open my spot?
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean it's only a matter of time
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  Speaker 2: until you and I.
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  Speaker 1: I was asking for my boy's brother in law. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my boy, my boy, Chris's brother in law.
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  Speaker 4: I sent him that website that fun fact Ansists actually
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  Speaker 4: sent me that website before I ever even started a comedy.
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  Speaker 2: That's Lava. Yeah. Is that still operating? Yeah, that's the way.
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  Speaker 4: There's way more options now than that's what I started.
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  Speaker 1: There's a place right around the corner. But you said
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  Speaker 1: not to go at four thirty.
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  Speaker 4: I said, don't do five pm spots because there will
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  Speaker 4: be no one there.
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  Speaker 1: Four thirty is crazy, a crazy time.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've done those, and you get there thinking it's
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: gonna you forget that everyone else that's doing it has
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: an actual job, like a real job. So you get
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: there and you're like, oh man, this is gonna be great.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: It gonna be home by six. And then you get
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: there and it's just you and a host.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you want to be the first person to
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: sign up so that you get to go early, because
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: then if you go later in the show, everyone's gone. Yeah.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: But at like a five pm show, everyone's just getting
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: off work, so no one's doing that a lot of it.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: When I was doing open mics, nobody had jobs. Oh really,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: they were all just fucking yeah. They were able to
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: get there at four, sign up, go first, and then
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: they would watch the next comedian and then they would
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: walk out to go to the seven pm mics. Yeah,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: and by the time you went, no one was left. Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: That's brutal.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder what happened if I had, Like the
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: first two times I did it, I like opened for
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: some dude at like the hard Rock Cafe and Philly,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: the only two times I ever did it, he was
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: just like he come open for me, and uh, obviously
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I sucked dick, but it was like twenty fourteen, and
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: so I wonder, like, damn, what if I had just
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: continued to do it for the last ten years?
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, you probably also you would be You're so
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: much more toys for it than either he or I.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Or when Sas was like I'm going to try it
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: or me. You got it tough, No fucking you got
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: You've got Dana wrapped around your finger though.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't mind getting it wrong as long
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: as I correct myself.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you could have got away with it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Even probably could have, but that's not the mark of
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: a proper sense.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah you could have done Yeah. Do you think Dane
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: is actually uh like memorizing? What do you think he's
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: doing with those fucking basketball lists?
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I was going through the other night.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: I was trying to figure out if I could name
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: a player on every single NFL team, and it was
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: very easy. And then the only team that I couldn't
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: was the Saints.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: No damn, and I still don't think I can.
• 17:17
  Speaker 9: Who's the quarterback Derek Carr?
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's kind of nuts, right, He loves Jesus if
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: that's what you.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: No, he like he yells at the team all the time.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: No, not really. He's not fearing people like him likable
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: God fearing. He like does not miss church.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: You said last year that the Saints were going to
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: be really good.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I never said that we could pull we could pull
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: the tapes.
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: I would never say that the draft pick.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: No. Last year, going into the twenty twenty three season,
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: you said, I think the Saints are going to be
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: really good this year.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: No way I remember. I remember.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Is that's like making up the best ass?
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Find it?
• 17:57
  Speaker 9: We need that guy? Who is that guy?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: He's from Maine?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: What?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Did you reach out to him?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: No? I just liked one of his posts, or maybe
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I followed him because I actually thought he worked here,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: and then he messaged me and was excited about it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Have you clicked on his YouTube? No, it's funny.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: His YouTube is Laker's account. It's lakers Cliffs. No, there's
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: three or four posts. Three of them are for us,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: and then one of them is for Matt and Chain.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Ours have combined probably two thousand views. The Matt and
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Chain one has seven hundred thousand views.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: It should probably have done more of those What are
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: you doing? Absolutely? Why did he come over to ours?
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's like an investment. Maybe it's like this is
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: going to Penny Stock. Yeah, it's going to be big,
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: So eventually he's will but then maybe people will go
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: look it up and he'll be the only one that's
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: never made him highlight reels.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the belief, his belief in us means the fucking
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: world to me. It does. I'm about to fucking I'm
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: about to take that boy out to a nice dinner.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was thinking yesterday that me and
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: you Sas we should take Francis out to a nice
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: a nice dinner.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Definitely why we got to sit you down and talk
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: about some stuff.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: We are not putting your name on the sign. I
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: know we've been hinting at that. That's not happening, and.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: You're just smacking like shoeing us away as the Four
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Charles guy comes to saw your shut up. I'm filming
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: this and filming this.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Phrase is how hard is it to get a reservation
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: at for ould Four Charles. I was looking at it
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: out of curiosity the other day and it was booked
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: for months.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, To be honest with you just
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: get that's not how I do it. Yeah, I don't.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I've never tried to use From what I hear, that's
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: impossible that day if.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I were away, you got to know someone.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I have a friend, a very dear friend, my
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: buddy with whom I won the member guests at my
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: golf club. So and he was my guest. So he
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: he has a standing every week Wednesday, seven forty five
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: reservation for four people, and he doesn't use it most
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: of the time because you can't. You don't go to
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: four crawls every week. Yeah, going there every week.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: But that's like having box tickets to the Rangers or
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: some ship. It's like you give them out as a
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: business thing.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And so he gives them away. And uh, if
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I just hit him up and say, hey, you got
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: any open slots in the next month, there's usually like
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: a week or two that I could choose from the tomorrow.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to Chicago, bro, don't fuck with me.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: How about next me and Francis day. Then we need
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: to do other Tuesday.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Next Tuesday. It's Wednesdays.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: It's next Wednesday.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I said, me and France are going to be in Chicago.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: That week. No, we're not. I'm not.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: We're going next Wednesday, going day before birthday?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: What we should do that the next Wednesday? Here's the
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: question that day.
• 20:57
  Speaker 9: You're such a bastard.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: It's going to have to be this week.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I'd love to have a nice steak with my boys.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: That would be fun. What what uh did we go
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: for his birthday last year? Yeah? That was fun. It
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: was very fun. So we had six people or five people?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: It was you, me, Nick, KB and round yeah five yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah. If we ask ahead, we can get that
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: big table.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Wait. The only other time I've gone has been on
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: someone else's standing reservation, And it makes me wonder, is
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: the whole restaurant occupy with standing close?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: It's close to that, it's close to that.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Is that just a guarantee that they stay open because
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: there's such a small space.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: There's so few seatings in it because it's so small,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: And then I think that that's what sort of guarantees
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: that it's going to be fully occupied every week? I
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: would guess we.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Could also go to uh Sema.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, I would really like to go there. I would
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: love to go to Sema. It's the best Indian place
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: ever in history. Of India. I would definitely do that.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: It's chicken tiki masala.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: No, they don't have that. It's more innovative. It's like
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: you got to think outside the box. No, No, it's
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: you're gonna love it.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Do they have none? I'm sure they have none, but
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: it's probably maybe some funky flower.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: They're probably some nice sag paneer or a fucking rogan
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Josh or some ship like that.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ver Yanni. Do you have a way to get
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: in there? Because that place is impossible to get a
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: reservation for. I can make some calls. Yeah, right, dude,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I got a lot of Indian bros.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: You're gonna call mash Yeah, Yo, Maresh, you might be
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: the most American bro I know.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: No, I got a couple of Indian friends, do you
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I think?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they're actually Indian though.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they could be Bangladeshi. Yeah, that could be. You
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: wouldn't confuse a Pakistani. Probably.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I have feelings about visiting India. There's a part of
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: me that wants to do it because I know that
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: even if you stay at like a three star hotel,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: it's the best accommodations you've ever had.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: What really, Oh, because the cast system. I don't know
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: that has to have something to do with it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Well, it's cheap, I mean it's cheap over there. Things
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: are cheap, but.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Cheap doesn't always mean good accommodations. There has to be another.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Reason, right, I guess it's known that for Western business
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: people who are traveling through that they have to uphold
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: a certain standard and that you're told if you are traveling,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: you should eat at your hotel really and it has
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: to be of a certain tier otherwise you're going to
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: get sick.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Interesting, I wonder why that is.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: So you just stay in the hotel the whole time,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: don't eat street food, don't drink tap water.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I just watched this new travel channel. This dude named
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: China Mac. He's this fucking sick rap exactly that guy. Yeah,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: he used to be on No Jumper, who's like a
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: fucking good ass wrapper. But he doesn't travel channel and
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: he just films himself going to all these like just
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: goes to the hood in every single country. And he
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: went to the hood in India and it looked so
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: much fun. It was like some festival where they all
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: slap the shit out of each other with paint and
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. And I think that India is getting
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: a lot of bad press right now because of like
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: a couple like Facebook, twittery posts of like I went
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: through India and they fucking groped my wife type of shit.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: They're trying to make it seem like that.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Is horns hell out there.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: They're trying to make it seem like that's the universal,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: like there's two billion people, there's gonna be some horny
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: apples in the bunch.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: There's I think it's most Yeah.
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: Why why do you think that? Because you're you're eating
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: the propaganda.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Just because of Instagram comments alone. Yeah, well they look
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: at us and they think I brought my wife to
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: New York and she got punched in the face.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do. Is that guy still out punching?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I heard that he was punching just because women are
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: are walking around with their nipples out and he's just like, Hey,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking married, get these nipples.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Out of my face. Traditionalists, I'm a.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: F I'm a faithful man to my wife.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: That's reasonable.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: You've cut that ship out. Now.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: He's the hero we need, not the one we deserve.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: This shit is not cool. Fucking straighten up and fly right.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: If you were walking down the street and out of nowhere,
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: you just got clocked in the side of the face
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: and like went down, and then you turned around and
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: no one was there. Would you not be like that
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: was the probably the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think I would say.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: I think that would be like that was fucking insane?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Was there?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Like you turn around and you're like, what just happened?
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: And everyone's like, I have no idea, but.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Why would what are you talk like a guy?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: The guy just I'm assuming that the guy just takes
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: off after they know where he is. He doesn't like
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: stand over them, like put his fucking foot on their chest.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: There's video of it, Oh, there is.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I think he's just like storms or he just like
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: stomps around like an asshole. Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I thought he's hitting women so they don't go fight
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: him back.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I thought he would just run up behind someone clock him,
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: and then disappear.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: You're thinking of the knockout game. Yeah, but I thought
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: that's what the guy was doing, just with women.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Instead.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: No, he's something more sinister, he's more dangerous.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: What's his name again? Chabuki?
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Wait, this was the guy that had the what was
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: the hat that he had?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Ye merch?
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had merch with his name on it.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: It's like Chabuki something. What the fuck is his last name.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Chabuki young white.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it's that, but it's a Chabuki something.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I don't show.
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: Uh, do you know what it is?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Chabuki?
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: He has merch about punching women. No, just with his name, Huh.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I got some chahbuoki stora Chabuki.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, arrested for sucker punching TikToker.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Well, is that so funny to me?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Because it's hilarious? Is that?
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Is that what they read in court? This next case?
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Chabuki arrested for sucker punching TikToker.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think women would find that very funny, says.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: What do you guys? Why are you guys siding with it?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Like it is hilarious that he's undeniably funny. It doesn't
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: matter if it's women or men. It's funny to get
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: punched in the face out of nowhere. Didn't that happen
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: to Nick?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: No?
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: Are you positive?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Nick got mugged. You got mugged. He didn't get punched.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: I thought that I thought that he got a couple.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I thought that he got the whole he hit for
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: the cycle.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: It's hilarious to be walking down the street and just
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: get clocked.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been punched in the face?
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: No, but I imagine if I did, I don't probably cry,
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: and then I would probably get up and laugh and
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: be like, that was nuts, What a rush that was.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I cannot believe you think that it's I would call
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: my friends instantly, like you'll never guess what just happened
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: to me, and right away.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: It depends on how and how it happens. If you
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: get your nose broken or a tooth knocked out, or
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: you're bleeding.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: And I Sasha Bookie, I don't think he's capable of No.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Shaboki's walking around like Deontay Wilder. Dude, he's like six'
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: four and.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Lean he's, jacked but he's. Frail no he's. Old no he's.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Not he's, old and he's in his.
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: Prime right.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Now he's gonna look back on these days and, SAY
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: i used to have.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: It he was the height of My he was probably
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: having so much. Fun he probably spent more time in
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: throwing the punch than he did in. Jail he was
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: just like touching base in jail and getting out right.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Away, someday the TikToker women are going to gain the upper,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: hand and he he sees that, coming so he's trying
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: to get it all in right.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Now it's just so funny to be like a serial
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: sucker puncher and then just going back to his apartment
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: or wherever his fucking, dude this guy is.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Awesome he tried to run for.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Governor everybody that tries to run for politics is awesome to.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: You have they not found, Him, no they found. Him,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: no HE'S i THINK i think he's. OUT i think
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: he got out of jail.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Away.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: YEAH i think that he like just ran, in had
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a cup of, coffee got his fucking salami, sandwich and.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Bailed probably sucker punched a couple guys in. There he doesn't.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Discriminate it's not all. Women it might. BE i think it,
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: is but you, know once you get, in.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Women need to fucking we need to put our heads
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: together and fucking take down. Shabuki this man's a menace to.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Society they're never going to get. Shabuki he sneaks up
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: on you out of. Nowhere you're immortalizing. Him you're doing
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: what he, wants what the government does not want you to.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Do, exactly they don't Because shaboki probably really is the
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: best option for governor for, us and they're trying to silence.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Him you're turning into like A Robin hood type Figure.
• 29:40
  Speaker 9: Kathy hochele Versus.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Shabuki, Honestly chabuki probably has a better approval rating than
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: a Mayor. Adams, yeah. Definitely everybody hates the mayor and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: everyone Loves. Shabuki Oh.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Man ever SINCE i found out that the mayor goes
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: to zero bond all the, TIME i actually started liking him.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: MORE i don't know anything about. Them there he, finished
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: which is his night a lot of the time on
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: The Upper East, side at This italian restaurant where he
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: has a special table reserved just for him and he
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: sits with these two like guys who are in the restaurant. Business,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: yeah and it's dark and this is at like twelve.
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: Thirty he thinks he's in A batman.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: MOVIE i, mean that is pretty. Cool we have to
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: clean up the. CITY i want my mayor having his
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: ear to the ground and working with Some, yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: They're like we're gonna try The Dover soul instead of
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: The bronzino this.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Week.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: YEAH i don't believe OR i, mean maybe he's maybe
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: he's actually getting to the bottom of.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: It, well didn't that sound more plugged in than some
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: guy who sits in an ivory tower in the governor's
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: mansion or whatever the mayor's.
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: Office, DUDE i heard about the mayor Of Atlantic.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: CITY i saw in a news report. Yesterday him and
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: his wife were just like punching their daughter in the.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Forehead they're like seventeen year old daughter in the Forehead
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: bookie style.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Shoki, yeah, daughter have You seenbooki's? Numbers we want to
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: get re elected and so he's already claimed Fucking Atlantic. City,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: yeah and he want to.
• 31:08
  Speaker 9: Move over to the big city place to.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Start, oh Mister, bookie right this. Way we have a
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: room for you at the, board got.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: It.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: YEAH i give you these chips as a token of
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: our appreciation for your. Work we're so happy to have. You.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah CAN i interest you in tickets to circue disole
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Blue man groups in? Town, actually you can have your. Pick.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: YEAH i think That i'd rather may the mayor be
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: just eating with the restaurant tours in the. Corner, yeah
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: does he?
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Eat is it like a crowded restaurant when he's? Eating
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: or is he shut it down Like? Rogan he shuts it. Down,
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: yeah it's the same thing as eating in his fucking.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Castle he goes to a restaurant and then he goes
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: to Zero.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Bond, well he goes to one or the. OTHER i, think, really,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: yeah BUT i don't know that it's. Empty why is
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: that the same as eating in his?
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Castle, well if he shuts down the restaurant to eat
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: at it with like there's.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Some people there who can see, him he's sitting in
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: a booth in the, back having hushed.
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: Conversations is he having a cocktail every?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: NIGHT i think.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: So so it sounds like he's a drinking. Problem it's
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: not a problem unless you know you admit to. It.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: True speaking of rough and, rowdy On Friday, friday it's
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: going to Be Mayor adams Versus.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Shaboki that would be a matchup And i'd like to be.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: So good we need to throw the definitely needs to
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: throw the fucking bag At shabuki At, MAYOR i honestly.
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: Should that'd be so good and.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: He's, like, LISTEN i don't, THIS i don't do this for.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Pay, yeah he has to get the.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Game he needs to Catch Mayor adams when he's real
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: drunk and just put Like Mayor adams, like do you
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: guys remember that guy like fifteen years ago who would
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: walk Around portland dressed up like a superhero trying to
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: like stop crime on his. Own we need to Convince
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Mayor adams that he needs to do that and vigilante
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: hunt down.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Chabuki it's honestly a great.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Idea if we Got Mayor adams and like a tight
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: as one piece.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: With like two boat like, yeah two like sticks sticking
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: out the back of his fucking, shirt.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: And then you just SAW shabooki like swinging from building to.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Building adams would be the showdown to The shaboki on
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: top of The Empire State building and then May Or
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: adams just starts scaling it at a rapid. Pace dude
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: living In gotham would have so, Sick like if you
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: weren't getting, killed.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: If you're not a, henchman it'd be, awesome like if,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: yeah if you weren't like a crook.
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: Or like an old lady.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Victim, yeah but imagine living In gotham and all of
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: a sudden you just See batman fucking flying through the,
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: sky and then you see The.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: JOKER i mean we pretty. MUCH i saw the. DUDE
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: i used to.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: Live The joker used to camp out right outside my
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: apartment In East. Village it's old, dude and he would
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: have different wigs every, day and he was a crackhead
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: and he would.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Go he would get up in your. Fit you'd be,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: like oh my, god some of those guys are fucking.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Horrifying he pushes bangs behind his ear and you're, like, shabooki.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Shaboki is that? YOU i knew it was? You kiss?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Me kiss, me you bastard In uh Isn't Spider man
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: From New?
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: York, yeah it doesn't take place in Actual New. York
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: That's New.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: YORK i think Actual New. YORK i think that If Spider,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: man if there was an Actual Spider man In New,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: york the city would turn on him so fucking.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Fast.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah people will be like shooting him.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Down. YEAH i know that there's no guns In New.
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: York but they'd be. Punched they'd be sucker.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Punching they'd be sucker Punching Spider.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Man IF i was standing near my window and a
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: piece of web caught outside of my, WINDOW i would cut.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: It oh, yeah and he' that'd be the end.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Of it because it only has to happen one, time
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: and you spend fucking three hours scrubbing a.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: Web just.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Webis it's not sticky, Too it's not like a tiny
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: amount of. Wet his fucking, sticky strong spawn.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Wet think of the window cleaners that come once a
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: year who repel down the side of your. Building, yeah
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: he's undoing all that. Work, certainly he's not so accurate
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: with his web shots that he's not hitting windows at some.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Point, yeah he's probably dusted a couple of these window guys.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Too he's probably accidentally killed a window rusher or, two
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: which the collateral is not fucking. Fair, yeah he's getting a.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Shippy it should be.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: The Next Spider.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Man it's like he's like just going for a casual
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: cruise and he and he latches onto like a window
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: guy's head and he falls, off.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: The skyscraper dies the rest of.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: It it's just like there in court suing By Spider,
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Man Spider man Versus New York. City, yeah that would
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: people Versus. Parker that's fucking. Good Trial bureau. Thirty it's
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: a great fan. Fiction we should work on. That, yeah
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: sell it TO.
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: Dc Spider man just goes off the fucking.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Rails, yeah he's just walking into a, bar fucking like
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: stealing someone else's being over to him. Stuff it'll be
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Awesome Hong day at. Work and he's still he's like,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: sixteen Like Peter. Parker never becomes like of, age does.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: HE i think they have some where he's, older just
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: sold in some of the. COMICS i don't. Know you
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: ever get too old for this, shit you'd. Think but
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: the Best, batman uh sort of graphic novel story was
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: one where he was old That Frank miller, won where
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: he came back out of retirement or. Something it was
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: much more. FUTURISTIC i think that is what spawned The
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Batman Versus superman movie was based more on that. ONE
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: i never See Ben. AFFLECK i never Saw Ben affleck
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: As Spider man or As. Batman it wasn't as bad
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: as everyone, said but there's a scene where they fight
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: each other in the. End it's.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Unbelievable superman And. Batman, yeah that's.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Crazy, well he develops the suit made out of. Kryptonite,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: well who's the good? Guy everyone who ever ever had
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: to Fight superman? Did?
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you'd think that kryptonite was like, corn like
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: it just grew.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Everywhere but the idea was THAT i Think superman had
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Given batman kryptonite in the event that he ever became too.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Powerful he trusted him to be the one her person
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: who knew how to check his power.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Responsibly why did they fight each? Other was it over
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: a girl.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Always had somebody always had something to do with. IT
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: i can't remember exactly what it. Was he was kind of.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Supermanute something had happened to. Him he was getting a
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: little power.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Hungry you have to be the most powerful slut in
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: the city if you're fucking Both superman And. Batman, yeah high.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Powered you guys ever Watched The Green? Lantern, now people
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: hated that.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Movie who is, It paul Rudd, man, Right, paul It's Ryan,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Reynolds Ryan.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Reynolds, yeah people did not Like The Green.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Lantern wasn't he Also? Deadpool?
• 37:54
  Speaker 9: Yep how are you playing multiple? Superheroes that's it's confusing.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Because Green lantern failed so badly that people dissociated him from,
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: it and they were never gonna make a? Sequel? Yeah
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: was it not?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Funny or was? It because HE i think that's his
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: best quality is just having like rye one. Liners it's probably.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Why it more In.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Deadpool That pool is supposed to be like a, comedy right.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Right it is a. Comedy it's very. Funny you've seen.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: It you've never Seen? Deadpool? Now do you not watch superhero? Movies?
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Uh not a TON i.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: WATCHED i, Mean i've Seen Green, Lantern i've seen all
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: The batman. Movies i've seen some of The avengers. Movies
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: what's it?
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Called?
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Uh Infinity war is one of my favorite.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Movies. YEAH i Saw what's the what's the third? One And?
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: GAME i Saw endgame in. Theaters that was, sick but
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: it wasn't as good As Infinity. War Infinity wars fucking.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Awesome both of those were. Unbelievable.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah IF i was in like a theater with
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: everybody going crazy like, that The chibooki deep inside of
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: me would come.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Out yeah and start clocking. People, YEAH i feel.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Like but at the same, time Anytime i've watched like
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: a royal rumble with a bunch of, People i'm fucking super. Into,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: yeah maybe it'd be. Fun, yeah did you go crazy
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: at the movie?
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: Theater, no not For.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: ENDGAME i mean endgame is not really like that, though
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: it's more it's more like. Sad But Infinity. WAR i
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Did Infinity war when When thor comes back and he
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: goes To wakanda and he does that thing.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Where he goes bring me THOSE i got the fucking.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: CHILLS i got the. Goosebumps. Game that's that's In Infinity
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: war and that big.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Brawl Infinity war is the last One Infinity wars Before.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Endgame Infinity war is the sad. One, no it's. Sad
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: it might. End Infinity WAR i think is the one
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: where they all.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Disappear, yeah, yeah that shit is. Sad is that the
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: one where like the two armies are like running.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: At, yes In, wakanda good fight.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Scene but endgame When thor comes back with the, ACTS
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: i got.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Chills, yeah, SEE i. GOT i used to literally TAKE
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: c four.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Pre workout before going to the gym and watch the
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: battle scene In Infinity war and then drive to the
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is wrong with.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: This summer before going to. College that would be like
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: my morning.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Routine now one would be at my house AND i
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: would go sit in the, kitchen drink A BLUE c
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: four and Watch Infinity.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: War oh my, god that. Scene, yeah that scene is so.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Badass but my thing about that scene is, like, uh
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: it's too many different characters fighting with too many different
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: like fighting. Styles it's like a sandwich with every type
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: of meat on. It, YEAH i would prefer sandwich with
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: just one type of meat done, well where it's just
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: like two, armies you know what they're all, about and
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: they fight each, other instead of like The schmorgas board
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: buffet plate of everything thrown on. Simultaneously people who Like
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Infinity war love.
• 40:45
  Speaker 9: Buffets but isn't it?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Amazing what a testament To Robert Downey junior and the
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: strength of Iron man that even when they brought all
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: of those characters, together he was still the. Star then
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: the whole movie ran through Iron.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Man, well that's why people didn't Like, endgame Because endgame
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: was kind of like all the dudes got their asses
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: kicked and then Like Wonder woman and all them showed
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: up and they were, like sit, down, boys we got this.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: One and they just like beat the fuck out Of
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: thanos in like two seconds.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Because thano's probably couldn't hit. Them, yeah, yeah he didn't have.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: That she didn't have that shabuki in.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Them.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Right he's, Like i'm gonna get my ass canceled IF
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: i Fucking Wonder?
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: Woman what AM i supposed to? Do she Punches Wonder woman's.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: BOYFRIEND i got to rewatch that.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Movie the movie is so. Good we gotta get SOME
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: c four and rewatch it and then go to Four.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Charles that's the ideal way to View Infinity. War just
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: ripped off of four hundred milligrams of. Caffeine wod that
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: wear off by the time he got to the? Gym,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: no what were you doing in the? Gym when't?
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: YOU i would, well that was back WHEN i was
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: really working out in high school before going to.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: College you talk about this period of your life a
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: lot like it was like when you were really Working
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: do you have any pictures of yourself from that?
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: Time?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Shirtless, yeah DID i see? Those? No why? Not
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: guse are gonna make fun of? Me, no one.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: WON'T i used to be able to bench one eighty.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: FIVE i PROMISE i won't make. IT i couldn't even
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: bench one hundred right. NOW i just kind of want
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: to SEE i told that To billy, McCusker and he,
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: said you're not off the table for.
• 42:18
  Speaker 11: Rape he, said he, said rape's not off the table for.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: You you better start carrying a. Whistle you're in whistle
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: territory of uh.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: WEIGHTLIFTING i Have billy's entire workout plan on my. Phone,
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: yeah he shares it to me and he'll be, like
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: you gotta start doing.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: This they said they come on In. June, yeah, yeah.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: We got to have them back. On oh, GOOD i
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: can't wait for. That have you met them only?
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Briefly, yeah BUT i really enjoy. Them, yeah they're.
• 42:55
  Speaker 9: Hilarious they almost couldn't get funnier.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Now brian six hosted for me At Philly. Helium, yeah
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: AND i was catching up with him about that whole. World,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: yeah all, them it's very. Funny, yeah they're. Hilarious brian
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: six is very funny. Too it's, up, dude up incis fair.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Birds, Yeah i'll just do it seven up with vodka that.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: He only drinks. That i'll just do a vodka.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Seven that's when you know that you're, like you know
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: who you are as a human. Being you just settle
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: into your like clear, liquid your stolely orange and. Sprite.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah people just fall into who they are as a.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: MAN i got to a point now WHERE i actually
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: have started to enjoy. Whiskey AND i don't think that's
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: a good. Thing why, well, Neat, NO i MEAN i
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: don't really drink.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: It.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: NEAT i like Drinking, manhattan's AND i drank enough of
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: them WHERE i actually got to a point, where, Like
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: i'd rather have A manhattan than a beer or a
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: glass of, wine or even like a. Margarita that's, interesting is?
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: It because you only can you only have to have
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: like one or.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: TWO i just like the taste of. It that's, Crazy
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: and that is a, PROBLEM i think to, me because
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: whiskey always stood as this thing of it's so hard
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: for me to enjoy. IT i. Grimace it's It's i'm
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: doing it a little bit to make other men Think i'm,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: manly or other men around me are having. Whiskey MAYBE i.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Should and so you, know all of as you beat
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: your taste buds into submission, ENOUGH i guess you just
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: trick your mind all of a, sudden and like a
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: flip is switched or switches, flipped flip is. SWITCHED i
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: actually don't, KNOW i, think is that? Right? Switch switch?
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Flipped that's a swift flip is?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Switched can we switched though?
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Now? Anyway but the point is, now like If i'm
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: if someone's, like do you want to, Drink i'm ordering
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: A A Rye.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Manhattan AND i don't think that's. GOOD i don't think
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: that's a good. THING i don't think it's. BAD i
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: think it's like an acquired. Taste that's what you, ENJOY.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I, think and you'll just start the, bottle you'll drink,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: it and then you'll get tired of it and you'll
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: start drinking something.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Else, yeah fair. Point i'm hoping that's the. Case it.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Will it might take a couple of, years BUT i
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: should Be uh.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Might bring you to some really low.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Places, yeah you might lose, everything you lose your, family
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: but it'll be worth.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: It. State But i'll, Know i'll know how to make
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: a Good.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Manhattan, yeah but eventually you'll probably switch to just vodka
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: on the.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Rocks it'll be like Tom cruise and cocktail.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: On the.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Rocks so bad if YOU'RE i was a guy who
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: ordered a double vodka on the. ROCKS i was, like
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: oh my, god.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Dude that's like you need to taste vodcut to know
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: you're getting.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Drunk.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that's one step away from having only enough
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: money to buy a small vodka in a plastic bottle
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: at like twelve in the morning when the liquor store. Opens,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: yeah it's the cousin of. That Even, vodko like soda
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: on an airplane is like fucking.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Gross, yeah that shit is always crazy to. Me AND
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: i always wonder if those people that do that are
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: like they drink like that all the, time or it's
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: just Like i'm on an airplane AND i don't fly a,
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: lot So i'm gonna get a.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: DRINK i told you. That on my way up To
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake, CITY i was sitting next to a guy
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: who had eight screwed double, screws.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: RIGHT i told you, That, yeah you, did did eight
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: double screwed, Drivers.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah eight.
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: Doubles.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah and he kept he kept justifying it to me
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: by saying that we get we get them for free
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: and comfort. Plus, Yeah AND i was, like, dude that's
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: just because you, know, like has the cost been holding you?
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Back, no some, people that is WHAT i was sitting
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: next to a guy flying From Salt Lake city to
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: OR i was fine To, louisville and we both got.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Upgraded it's comfort.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Plus and he shows up AND i was already sitting
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: there BECAUSE i got upgraded before the. Flight he got
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: upgraded when he was already sitting and he comes up to.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Me he, goes what's, Up.
• 46:51
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• 46:58
  Speaker 11: know we get beers for free up, here Right AND
• 47:00
  Speaker 11: i was like, yeah and he's, like we're gonna get fucking.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Hammered AND i was, Like i'm not gonna drink right.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: NOW i GOT i got stuff to do. After and
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: he was like. Fine he's, like aready? Yours don't give
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: it to? Me and then we literally. Drank, yeah he
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: drank like multiple beers and it was like it was
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: like a forty five minute.
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: Flight, yeah beers is uh.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Okay you're, like you can only get so fucked up on,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: beers having double, whiskeys.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Screwdrivers think of how much orange juice that. Is it's
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: a lot about so much. Sugar it's so much, sugar
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: it's so much citric. Acid, uh it's also sixteen shots of.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: VODKA i can't believe they kept on serving. Him he was,
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: fine as far AS i could. Tell, honestly if we
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: had asked can someone land this? Plane he might have
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: been top of the. List he's the, guy he was so.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Composed, well he's in the same cocktail That denzel was in.
• 47:55
  Speaker 9: Flight, true, yes you might.
• 47:57
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• 48:00
  Speaker 1: does not want you to. Know you might be a
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: better pilot if you're just it's like.
• 48:05
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• 48:09
  Speaker 9: Golf different kind of.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Driving and that was off a cocktail of god knows
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: what in that.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Movie it's a great. Movie watching him drink and do
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: drugs in that movie makes me want to do. Drugs
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: do you really you like that? MOVIE i love that.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Movie it's one of the bestkers to put on as
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you're going to, sleep because the ending of the movie
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't fucking. Matter and you watch the first thirty, minutes
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: it's so exciting as you're going to, sleep and then
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: you fucking pass, out and then doesn't you've missed.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: NOTHING i never liked that. Movie, dude The John goodman
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: character when he comes in with the coke at the
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: end and he's just the and administers it because THE
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: fbi agents or WHATEVER i have, said we need to
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: clean him up for this. Testimony, YEAH i mean that
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: scenems so. Great, YEAH i don't. KNOW i watched that
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: movie WHEN i was really. YOUNG i was in fifth.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Grade he probably didn't get.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: IT i didn't. It and THEN i rewatched it recently
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: AND i never finished.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: It, yeah you don't finish. That that's one of the
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: ones you don't finish. Anymore.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: NO i watched that movie WHEN i was in fifth
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: grade with one of my friend's, dads and there's full
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: frontal nudity in the first two seconds of that. Movie
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: it's the opening. Scene who is him laying in bed
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: with that? Girl, no the girl is.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: The hottest that you've ever? Seen, yeah, yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: And then and THEN i went home the next, MORNING
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: i WAS i was a sleepover and my parents were,
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: like what do you guys? Do AND i was, like,
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: OH i watched a movie and they were, like what'd you?
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Watch AND i, said we Watched Flight and they, said
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: we watched that movie last night as. Well we turned
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: it off because it was so, horrible and they were
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: furious THAT i watched that. MOVIE i was probably like.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: ELEVEN i like that redheaded actress though. Too the one
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: he meets is he's trying to. RECOVER i don't. Know
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Who Jessica. Chestain, No i'm a Big chestain girl From
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: it's the girl from the show about The West. Yellowstone
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: ah never Watched.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Elstone she's real trashy in flight. Though, yeah she's maybe
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: a literal. CRACKH i think you're Right.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Heroin she's Doing heroin in that. Movie, YEAH i remember
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: that very. VIVIDLY i told YOU i saw a guy Doing. Heroin,
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: YES i forget What i've shared on this. Podcast it's quite, fine.
• 50:21
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• 50:24
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• 50:26
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  Speaker 9: there's no way.
• 50:33
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  Speaker 1: and they're like that you have to call the Establishment.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Iceland and THEN i just got a fucking speeding, ticket
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: a five hundred dollars Speeding.
• 50:43
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• 50:44
  Speaker 1: GOING i have no idea In. ICELAND i didn't even
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  Speaker 1: know there was a speed. LIMIT i didn't see any
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: speed limits there, is and it was it was in the.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Morning it WAS i left the hotel at five point
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: forty in the. MORNING i was literally the only person
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: on the road for three, hours and they smell they
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: hit me with the fucking five hundred dollar speeding.
• 51:00
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• 51:09
  Speaker 4: YEAH i don't like that shit at. All if there's
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: not a cop, there you shouldn't be getting.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Charged do you did you buy the windshield? Insurance they
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: tried to push that on me WHEN i rented a car.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: There oh, NO i don't.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Think they said that a volcanic ash often erupts and
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: then will hail down upon your, car and your windshield
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: damage is not. Covered it's just extra thirteen dollars a.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Day AND i, said, okay it sounds LIKE i should
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: do that and hails. Down sure, enough my windshield was.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Fine, YEAH i THINK i would be fine rolling the
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: dice say all, right, well if a volcano, ERUPTS i
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: don't Think i'm gonna be worrying about the windshield.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Insurance, yeah you're driving teeth of the.
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: Volcano i'm suing your country as a.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Volcano i'm coming back for.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Everything we're coming for your ENTIRE.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Gdp if a volcano erupts and the ashes are hailing
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: down onto my, Windshield i'm not gonna be like AND
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: i don't.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Even have the windshield. Insured this is a goddamn. Nightmare
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: or a big nuggy of ash breaks through and you're,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: like thank, god thank, GOD i bought the insurance that's.
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: Covered my wife is, dead BUT.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Insured there's lava seeping into the live engine right, now
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: but thank, god do we have the engine?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Insurance?
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: Oh, sorry you only got the windshield.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Insurance, DUDE i don't understand the insurance for that shit at.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: ALL i was RECENTLY i rented a. Car it must
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: have been WHEN i was out In, california and they were,
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: like you know, what the package you have it covers the,
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: car but it doesn't cover. You and they're like do
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: you want? To AND i was like what does that even?
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Mean AND i was, like, No i'm, fine don't cover.
• 52:49
  Speaker 9: Me that must be how they're making their.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Nut they do make their not that. Way do you
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: what kind of credit card do you? Have? Brother you
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: KNOW i have the exact same credit cards that you.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Have then you do not need to get upple mental,
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: insurance BUT i don't Use. HURTS i don't think it.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Matters you need to read the fine print of your credit.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Card it's really, interesting, ACTUALLY i hate to say. That
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: there's a there's clauses about how much you can be
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: covered like what kind of insurance you're covered for based
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: on just having the credit.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Card interesting for that that's for The platinum or The, delta.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Certainly The, platinum probably The. DELTA i think there's a
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: lot of crossover between those.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Two we went we went to the car In milwaukee
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: and he had The. Platinum they literally they just they're
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: just like take any. Car you don't even go to the.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Counter there's like take any. Car you remember by having
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: the THE i think it's The. Platinum you remember If
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: hurts His Gold circle And President's, club and so you
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: just walk into the garage and they the. Car you
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: don't talk to, anyone just get in a. Car there's
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: a row of. Cars you just choose which one you
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: want and you drive.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Out you got.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Thick we were like we were asking the, Guy francis
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: asking the. Guy he's, like what's like a really cool,
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: car like any of the any of these cars and
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: any of these cars and we ended up taking a Jeep.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Cherokee took A Jeep, cherokee, cool even THOUGH i object
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• 54:22
  Speaker 1: That will be damn.
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: Good the Jeep. Guardian, damn that's fucking.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Hilarious. Uh they usually they always have muscle cars. There,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: yeah that's, like that's like the cool option is you
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: get like A mustang or some.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah i've recently JUST i just realized that ninety nine
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: percent of the time when you set a reservation for
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: a certain, car that car is not there and has
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: never been, there.
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: And they just give you.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Whatever. Yeah SO i used to try and rent like cool.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Cars you.
• 54:51
  Speaker 9: Can't it doesn't. Exist they don't have the cars they
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: have min.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: EVENTS i can't even rent a car In New York
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: city because THEY i show up and they, say we
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: don't have a car for people that are under twenty,
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: five and, like, well you guys don't have A.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Toyota, corolla what is that car for?
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Me there's like a certain like class of cars That they're,
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: like these are the cars that under twenty five. Scion,
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: yeah and they claim they never have.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Them, yeah they don't want to help you, out.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: SO i have to use zip, car and zip car
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: is outrageously.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Expensive you gotta go To.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn the guys at the rental cars places In brooklyn
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: not only will help you out with, that they'll be,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: like and if you haven't need some weed, sometimes yeah
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: numbered coke.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: MONEY i got, MONEY i got Ext you also need
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: to buy a. Car i'm not gonna buy a car
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: and live In. Manhattan that's. CRAZY i think you leave
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: it somewhere. Else you can leave it on our on
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: our roof over over And. Dumbo, yeah, true you can
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: put it in our. Loft yeah, YEAH i.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Share.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Dude someone across from my, apartment like the apartment's next to,
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: me they have a basketball hoop in their, apartment like
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: a full sized like.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: BASKETBALL i swear to. GOD i was walking last.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: NIGHT i went to the deli to GET j peas
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: AND i was walking back jewel. PODS i was walking
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: back AND i was looking into the windows and their
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: window was lit up and they had. It they had
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: a full sized basketball. Hoop come, on AND i was, like,
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: dude that must be. There they must have lived in
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: like a they must own that entire building is? There
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: do they have a ten foot ceiling at?
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Least?
• 56:17
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• 56:20
  Speaker 2: yeah no, WAY i.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Swear you know who we need to sick on them
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: is the guy who goes around and is, like how much.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Do you pay for?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Rent it's probably, him, Honestly, no we need to put
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: his ass in, there, yeah because he's always finding.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: People he did one, recently were, somewhere they were, like,
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: see he said how much you pay for?
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Rent and they said how much do you pay for?
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Rent and he, said twist my, arm let's go tore
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: my sick Ass apartment's. Awesome What, yeah he's rich as? Fuck,
• 56:45
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• 56:49
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• 56:50
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• 56:52
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  Speaker 4: day of this one dude who he does the ones
• 56:55
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• 56:57
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• 57:04
  Speaker 4: You why would you go down that rabbit hole, though
• 57:06
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• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Watching because they're not giving good answers because he's a creep.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Dude uh.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Huh he goes, up but he's, like what do you
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: do for a? Living and they're, like, Oh i'm in
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: college and he's like college for?
• 57:16
  Speaker 9: What, like, uh what's your favorite part of your?
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Job?
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 57:19
  Speaker 9: Nursing what's your dream?
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: JOB i always dream of him coming up and being,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: like what's your dream job and being LIKE i don't
• 57:25
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• 57:27
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• 57:28
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• 57:31
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• 57:34
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• 57:35
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• 57:38
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• 57:41
  Speaker 1: it always.
• 57:41
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  Speaker 4: YOU i was walking through Fucking Washington Square park On
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: friday looking for.
• 57:46
  Speaker 9: Anybody you obviously didn't stay for long.
• 57:49
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• 57:51
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• 57:52
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• 57:55
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• 58:04
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  Speaker 4: Civilians, yeah that shit is. Crazy when is that going
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: to die down and not.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Be a thing?
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: ANYMORE i got bad news for. You it's never dying. Down.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah isn't it crazy about How man on The street
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: used to be like funny and like and like unique
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: and now it's just people walking up with their phone
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: and then like if you don't, answer all the comments
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: are like that guy did not pass the vibe check at.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: ALL i don't know that you're remembering what what is
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: the era Where man on The street was? Good?
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Billy but he's just the one Guy Kyle mooney used
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• 58:43
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• 58:46
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• 58:48
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• 58:50
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• 58:53
  Speaker 4: is still probably bigger than, them but these people they're.
• 58:55
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• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Day but Now Billy aichner can't even do. It but
• 59:00
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• 59:03
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• 59:04
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• 59:06
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• 59:09
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• 59:18
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• 59:21
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• 59:24
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• 59:26
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• 59:28
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• 59:28
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• 59:30
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• 59:37
  Speaker 9: Him how can you? Tell how do you know?
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Who someone walking around with their mouth wide? Open JUST
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: i like THESE i like these tourists from you, Know
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: germany And. Sweden, yeah these dads with their.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Kids get the sandy pack. ON i don't know where anything. Is,
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: yesterday yesterday a woman was on one of those motorized
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: bikes AND i at a stoplight on a city bike
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: and she was trying to find the place to where
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: she needed to deliver her grub hub or, order and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: she pulled out her phone and comes up to me
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: and she goes she, SPOKE i mean In, english she
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: said something like where is her?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: HELP i don't. Know and her phone map whatever navigation
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: thing she was using for the order had her going
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: because it tells her to adhere to the one way.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: Streets yeah that's what. Yeah, Yeah and it was really
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: throwing her. Off, Yeah i'm. Sure AND.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I had to zoom out of her map and orient
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: it based On manhattan and THEN i, WENT i, went
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: it's that, way, yeah and she goes that, Yeah AND i, go,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: yeah that, way it's that way and she goes, that.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Oh AND i thought it was almost at a point
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: WHERE i was, like is she hoping That i'm gonna
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: take her? There? Yeah or do it for? Her because,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: here give me the. Food there's no way that even
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: if she follows the Way i'm telling her to, go
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: that she can still get all the way. There. Yeah
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: and then you, think, well how many of these people
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: that are delivering food have any idea how to get around?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: NONE i, mean well, LUCKILY i, mean if it was
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: the cab driver, days they'd all be. Fucked but luckily
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: just the apps will just take you.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: THERE i, know but, dude it was. Confusing it had
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: her going like turning back and going down and then
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: around and then, up and she was on the. SIDEWALK i,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: mean she had no. Idea it did not speak a
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: word Of, english.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: And someone was grumbling at.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Home someone at home was, Like, jesus they haven't moved
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: in thirty fucking. Seconds, yeah there goes your. Tip yeah, YEAH.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I hate, microwaving, Hauling uber support and ubers, like do
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: you want me to call? Them what CAN i do about?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: This i'm bring it upstairs At La guardia AND i
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: My uber driver kept doing loops around and not AND
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: i don't know. WHY i was, LIKE i was, Like i'm, here,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah AND i called him AND i you, know when
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: you call an uber driver, chaos it's as if like
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: all the windows are. Open is it traveling through every
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: satellite in the fucking world to get to this? Guy
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: and finally he couldn't. Understand he was Like i'm coming
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: AND i couldn't really hear, him AND i, GO i,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: go uh quanto? Tiempo like how?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Long?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah sure? Enough he shows up and he's the Most
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: arab Dude i've Thrown spanish. OUT i felt like an.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Asshole but that's.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Hilarious that's that's much funnier. Though but sometimes they they'll dick.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: You sometimes they'll like take your, thing not, come make you,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: cancel and then you'll, rebook and then there's a spike
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: in the.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: Fair. Yes, Right i'm trying to get off of The uber.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Eats i'm trying to get off the delivery BECAUSE i feel.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Bad it feels like. It it feels like, Unethical like
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: how angry it makes me at a guy who's getting
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: paid like one dollar to bring my?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Food could THEM i do?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: More, no he's also shipping eighty cents of, That, yeah
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: or Fucking. Venezuela, yeah you could assuage your. Guilt, See
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: i'm not going to become a better. Person i'm gonna
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: become a better person by just not using the. Platform
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: then they're out of a, job, yes or they have fewer. Customers,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: yeah but it just feels.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: Bad it's the whole. Thing everything about the transaction feels.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: WRONG i got into one the other. DAY i don't
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: know IF i told you guy about this was this
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: was last, WEEK i get into one guy messages, me
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: of course not none of it's In, english SO i
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: gotta Be i'm pulling it into it's In. French i'm
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: pulling it into different translators because The Uber eats translator
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: is just not doing any any just and he, says,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: uh he, GOES i went to the restaurant AND i
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: didn't pick up your.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Order what is the address of the?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Restaurant AND i, go that's not what he, means, Obviously
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: SO i sent him my. Address i'm, like he's looking
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: for my. Address something is not right. Here and then he, goes,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: NO i have your, address what's the address of the?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Restaurant and Then i'm, like what happened at the restaurant
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: that you walked in and then just left without the?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Food like how did? That where did that go?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Wrong and then the restaurant, now, yeah was it like
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: The room Of necessity and Fucking Harry potter or?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: WHAT i don't, Know, yeah, yeah, yeah that's. IT i
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: think in The room Of, requirement the.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah requirement it just like pops up when you need
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: it and then disappears once you walk.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: Out So i'm, LIKE i don't know if you went,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: like did you go and you ran into a friend
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: there and you guys got to, chatting and then you
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: just got on your bike and rode. It like how
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: do you go to the restaurant and not get the
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: food and then not know where they're then not know
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: where the restaurant is and then he so THEN i
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: send him the address of the, restaurant and then eventually
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: he sends me he it's the. Food like forty minutes.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: LATER i took a photo BECAUSE i got a. Refund
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: this is how it showed. Up oh, yeah food spilling
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: out of the.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Side they love to carry that shit sideway and it's.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: All there's no food on this side of the. Bowl it's.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Empty the side of the bowl is completely.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: Empty and showed a picture to THE i sent a
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: picture to uber eats and they, said we'll refund. YOU
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: i wonder how that shit fucking better slop is?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: THAT? Ai that's like looking at every picture and being,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: like is this slop? Enough it cannot be someone sifting
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: through at a support center being like this one looks good.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Enough this one doesn't get a. Refund this one does
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: get a. Refund there's no way that that's a human doing.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: It, YEAH i don't.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Know but after THAT i kind of just felt like
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: a piece of shit BECAUSE i was, Like i'm getting
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: too angry at this guy who is just genuinely.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Confused it's not his.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Fault he somehow walked into the restaurant and forgot to
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: get the food, Right.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 9: And that guy doesn't dream of.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Labor that guy definitely does not dream of.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: Labor he dreams of not ever having to walk into
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: a restaurant and turn around to forget the food. Again
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: and so THAT i felt bad Because i'm, LIKE i
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: shouldn't be getting this mat at this. Guy this is
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: too stressful for this. Guy and uh so THEN i
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: made taco soup the next.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Day, yeah well it does make you, think you, know
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: if you put yourself in their shoes and you went To, China,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: yeah and you got a job on a bicycle delivering
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: meals to people in, apartments you'd be totally out of
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: your element, too.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: RIGHT i would be better at it than any uber
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: or at eats driver in all Of. America, NO i
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: don't THINK i would be the top uber.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Each by A chinese, woman by an Elderly chinese woman Who.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you WHAT i Do i'll tell you WHAT
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: i wouldn't, do IS i wouldn't they say someone orders
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: some general. SOOS i don't know what they actually eat In,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: china but i'd assume probably Not General. Sous they probably
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: aren't eating fucking gooey general soos In, china. Definitely but
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: say someone orders some, CHICKEN i would, Say, okay time
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: for me to go pick up the. Chicken i'll tell
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: you WHAT i wouldn't. DO i wouldn't walk into the
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: restaurant and then go what the hell WAS i doing
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: here in the first, place and then and then leave
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: and start heading towards the house That i'm delivering it,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: to and then halfway through, go holy, SHIT i don't
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: even have the food with.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: ME i definitely wouldn't do.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: That Was are you sure it wasn't Guy pierce that
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: was your delivery man and you were just in the Movie.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Memento maybe he was messaging you so he could write
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: it down on his.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Arm, shit, yea said bag Of General. SOUS i KNEW
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: i was. Forgoing, well the point, is if you did
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: go to that other, COUNTRY i would be. TOUGH i
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: THINK i would have the wherewithal not to go into
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: that field AND i would instead go Teach english at
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: a kindergarten and work my.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Way up through a see that you could do a
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: land That i'm more, Comfortable, yes but that you got
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: to realize you could only do that because other countries
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: are trying to Learn. English no other country, are, like
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: there's not a need for A sudanese. School, yeah there's
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: not a need for that. Here and if you did
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: get that, job you'd probably get to be getting paid
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: the same amount of money that you'd be getting paid
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: doing the.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Breaths so you're saying that what we really need is
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: For china to Overtake america as the sort of global standard,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: language and at which point we can go To china
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: and make our living driving.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Food, YES i don't understand what people think is going
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: to happen With china as far as them being a
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: threatening global power to. Us like do they think that
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: The chinese are going to come here on boats and
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: like take over and we'll all just be Speaking.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: CHINESE i think that's exactly what they think is going to,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Happen like Red, Dawn like we're going to look outside
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: one day and there's going to be eighty Thousand chinese
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: soldiers parachuting down Into New York.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: CITY i think it's not even. THAT i think they're already.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Here OH i look.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: Around i'd say to, myself like, this take that, guy
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: that guy, government that.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: Guy who's delivering my general.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Selves one day they'll just like rip off their Uber
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: eats uniforms and it'll be military.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Uniforms and that would be.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: Scary that would be, horrifying because you know those guys
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: hate every Single american person who's just sitting in their fucking.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: Castle being, LIKE i Think i'm gonna do rumen, Today
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: bring it, there bring it. Now, first for getting a
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: refund that. Nonsymmetrical at LEAST i have the gratitude to
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: never ask for a. REFUND i just feel. BAD i
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: feel like it's. BAD i feel like it's bad for.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Life you're describing guilt and yet you continue to make
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: the problem. Worse BUT i do.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: TIP i tip them, Well LIKE i had a guy
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: the other day WHEN i was, sick and he brought
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: me My pseuda fed and he, said hope you feel, Better.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Harry it's a ten dollars tip right, there all?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah but THEN i felt bad too BECAUSE i was,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: like why AM I why AM i not just walking
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: outside and getting the suit?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 9: Offed that would probably cure your illness.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Immediately, yeah probably a single ray of sunshine would rip
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: through your body's pencil old in my.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Apartment that's making me.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Sick, yeah you're. FUCKED i just don't have the fear
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: That china is going to get us like, That like
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: they might shift the balance of world. Power BUT i
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: don't think they're fucking coming here and we're going to
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: be like having to bow to the fucking emperor or
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: some shit like.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: THAT i don't.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: KNOW i, think, UH i don't know anything about, it
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: SO i can't say, anything BUT i think there are
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: people that do know about, it and they're gonna.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: Be roasting you in the. Comments they're gonna Be.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah i'm sure the son of a boy, dad how
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: ignorant of how ignorant of rone not foreign ability to take?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 9: Over but how are they gonna take?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: Over BUT i, mean, dude that's the same that's the
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: same defense to like The Second amendment for people being, like,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: well when THE us government starts rounding us up and killing,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: us someone had MY ar fifteen to protect.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: Myself but THE us government is here.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Already, yeah but it's like. That it's also probably never gonna.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Happen BUT i, agree but that's way more likely than, like,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: UH i don't Think shy not coming.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Here they're not going to come. Here it would it
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: would be, uh you, know cyber. War they would take
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: over our, infrastructure power, grid.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Food production and do?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: What have you not heard these? Words and do?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: What and do?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: WHAT i, MEAN i have no idea IF i don't,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: know this is WHAT i. THINK i.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: Assumed i've assumed in Everything i've ever read or watched
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: that the only legitimate threat is cyber.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 9: Attacks, yeah but what would they do with our power?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Grid they, would they would down they, Would but.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Our economies are intertwined with one, another.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Right so that's then well then THEN i, mean if
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: if you're talking about a cyber attack on that, scale
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: one has to assume that the at that, point our
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: our mutual beneficial trade agreement has long, gone.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Right AND i think that that's an. Impossibility we need
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: our fucking fentanyl From. China they were literally addicted to, It,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: like we're not going to dissolve, this and and is
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: going to be tough On china and he's not gonna
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: take any bad deals.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Well he he backed off the TikTok. Promise did you see? That,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: yeah because they said that he said he had said
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: a big part of his time was when he was,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: like unless Byte edance disavows Their chinese, ownership we are
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: going to ban TikTok In. America and all of The
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: congress people got behind. That it was like a very
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: cool bar bipartisan thing that was, like we are not
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: going to allow our kids to have fucking TikTok unless
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: we separate The chinese ownership from it and their data
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: mining and. Stuff and then their kids are like come.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Mom well but then like These congress people who were
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: huge Pro trump, disciples carried forward with that. Agreement right
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: when they came out and said, It trump was, like, eh,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: ACTUALLY i don't think we can take TikTok away from.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Kids and isn't that because Truth social got bought by some.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Dude and Then trump also gained the liquidity so he
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: could cover all of his like the court costs and
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: everything that he was like owed like so it was
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: like all these dominoes.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: FOUGH i don't. KNOW i don't know about, that but
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: it was surprising to me BECAUSE i actually thought that
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: was a pretty cool.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Policy uh, yeah Your TikTok's pretty, good. Dude don't you
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: know you don't want to rip down like one hundred.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: Hate TikTok you're, doing.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: DUDE i logged on to TikTok it the other day
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: for the first time in like a year BECAUSE i
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: keep on getting emails from TikTok now BECAUSE i don't
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: have TikTok on my phone leaded, it haven't been on
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: it in. Forever and the, man, dude, YEAH i KNOW i,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: am and they and now they're sending me emails being
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: like suggested tiktoks And i'm, like what the? Fuck So
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: i'm going on TikTok to disconnect my email and as
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: soon AS i log, on they're, like do you want
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: TikTok to allow access to all of your other? Apps
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: do you want to sync with your Contacts? Facebook And i'm, like,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: NO i don't want any of this ship on my,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: phone SO i deleted it.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: Instantly.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Again people think that we have to have like this
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: inherent fear Of china that is like profitable for them
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: to sell us.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Fear if you're a, communist just go out and say.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: It i'm not scared Of china In america and you're
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: like A chinese. Spy just go out and say, it
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: because it sounds like you're trying to sway me And
• 1:14:08
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• 1:14:10
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• 1:14:11
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• 1:14:13
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• 1:14:17
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• 1:14:19
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• 1:14:21
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• 1:14:22
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• 1:14:27
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• 1:14:29
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• 1:14:32
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• 1:14:35
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• 1:14:36
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• 1:14:37
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• 1:14:38
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• 1:14:42
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• 1:14:43
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• 1:14:47
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• 1:14:50
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• 1:14:54
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• 1:14:56
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• 1:15:09
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• 1:15:10
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• 1:15:20
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• 1:15:23
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• 1:15:29
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• 1:15:33
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• 1:15:34
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• 1:15:37
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• 1:15:39
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• 1:15:43
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• 1:15:46
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• 1:15:49
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• 1:15:49
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• 1:15:55
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• 1:15:59
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• 1:16:07
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• 1:16:10
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• 1:16:12
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• 1:16:14
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• 1:16:17
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• 1:16:22
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• 1:16:23
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• 1:16:25
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• 1:16:32
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• 1:16:33
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• 1:16:39
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• 1:16:41
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• 1:16:45
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• 1:16:47
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• 1:16:50
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• 1:16:50
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• 1:16:53
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• 1:16:56
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• 1:16:56
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• 1:16:59
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• 1:17:05
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• 1:17:08
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• 1:17:08
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• 1:17:11
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• 1:17:38
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• 1:17:44
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• 1:17:45
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• 1:17:50
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• 1:18:06
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• 1:18:13
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• 1:18:14
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• 1:18:17
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• 1:18:20
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• 1:18:21
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• 1:18:24
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• 1:18:28
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• 1:18:31
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• 1:19:26
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• 1:19:37
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• 1:19:42
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• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: THAT I. Uh there seems to be a common misconception
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: with my contracts and people Think i'm not going to get.
• 1:20:20
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• 1:20:21
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• 1:20:31
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• 1:20:36
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• 1:20:38
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• 1:20:49
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• 1:20:50
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• 1:20:55
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• 1:20:59
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• 1:21:03
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• 1:21:03
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• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah i'll play on the veteran minimum on a one year,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: contract and next Year i'm gonna fucking renegotiate Because i'll
• 1:21:12
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• 1:21:14
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• 1:21:17
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• 1:21:22
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• 1:21:22
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• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: yeah that's What i'm getting paid to.
• 1:21:29
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• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: and he's, like, No i'm not doing any of. That
• 1:21:34
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• 1:21:37
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• 1:21:39
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• 1:21:41
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• 1:21:42
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• 1:21:49
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• 1:21:50
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• 1:21:51
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• 1:21:56
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• 1:22:00
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• 1:22:03
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• 1:22:03
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• 1:22:08
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• 1:22:10
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• 1:22:11
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• 1:22:20
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• 1:22:25
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• 1:22:30
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• 1:22:32
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• 1:22:32
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• 1:22:35
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• 1:22:37
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• 1:22:39
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• 1:22:42
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• 1:22:42
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• 1:22:49
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• 1:22:51
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• 1:22:51
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• 1:22:57
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• 1:22:58
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• 1:23:02
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• 1:23:05
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• 1:23:09
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• 1:23:09
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• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: around on TikTok of this Dude Adam brenneman talking To Will,
• 1:23:20
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• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: and all the comments are, like, damn If taylor And
• 1:23:25
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• 1:23:28
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• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: Paid how much We're will and how much We're will
• 1:23:32
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• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Paid they're splitting three million dollars a.
• 1:23:36
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• 1:23:40
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• 1:23:41
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• 1:23:44
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• 1:23:46
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• 1:23:49
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• 1:23:54
  Speaker 9: Madness so now we know what we're asking.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: For, yeah twenty million up.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 9: Front if those poor bastards can pull that.
• 1:24:02
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• 1:24:05
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• 1:24:07
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• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: Studio maybe if we, maybe if we trimmed down our studio,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: expenses we could uh get that get that three million
• 1:24:17
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• 1:24:17
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• 1:24:18
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• 1:24:28
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• 1:24:30
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• 1:24:31
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• 1:24:33
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• 1:24:34
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• 1:24:37
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• 1:24:39
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• 1:24:42
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• 1:24:42
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• 1:24:46
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• 1:24:47
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• 1:24:57
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• 1:25:14
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• 1:25:32
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• 1:25:49
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• 1:26:08
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• 1:26:11
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• 1:26:13
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• 1:26:22
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• 1:26:24
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• 1:26:27
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• 1:26:34
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• 1:26:41
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• 1:26:48
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• 1:26:51
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• 1:27:03
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• 1:27:05
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• 1:27:30
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• 1:27:36
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• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: all so bad at. CRADLING i was so good at,
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  Speaker 1: it my SPECIAL i couldn't even get a fucking deep
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  Speaker 1: ass pocket in my fucking.
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  Speaker 2: SPOON i loved. IT i used. TO i used to
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  Speaker 2: string my own. Sticks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah it would take like twelve hours to.
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  Speaker 2: DO i was so bad at.
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  Speaker 4: It, yeah it took so fucking. Long and then then
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  Speaker 4: you'd finish and you'd be, like this is not going to.
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  Speaker 4: Work at all, time to take it to a.
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  Speaker 2: Shop do we had this? Guy, uh there was this
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  Speaker 2: stick stringing guru who was out In hawaii and his
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: name was the Stick. Doctor, yeah and a guy on
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: our team had heard about him and had gotten a stick.
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  Speaker 2: Strung and our coach somehow got win that this dude
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  Speaker 2: on our team had the best pocket of any of the,
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  Speaker 2: sticks and our coach flew the Stick doctor To massachusetts
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  Speaker 2: From hawaii to hire him to string all of our
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: sticks and asked her to like run us through the
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: types of pockets he could. Make and this dude came
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  Speaker 2: into our locker. Room our coach was super, Serious, yeah
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: and you, know we're all sitting there on thirteen year old. Kid,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: no he's like This hawaiian stoner with Like aloha, tattoos
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  Speaker 2: and he's wearing board shorts and Like oakley's backwards on his.
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  Speaker 2: Head and he comes out and he's like, yeah pretty,
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  Speaker 2: much you, know and he's like pounding the pocket and he's,
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  Speaker 2: LIKE i don't, know you might want like more whip or.
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  Speaker 2: Less and our coach was thinking he was going to
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  Speaker 2: give this like detailed doctoral description of sticked, science and
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  Speaker 2: the guy was, like, anyway what's it like going to.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: School oh, man but we actually all got our sticks
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  Speaker 2: strung by that. Guy it was nice. Expensive they were,
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  Speaker 2: incredible and then we went five hundred as, usual utter.
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  Speaker 2: Mediocrity actually we went like seven and four that.
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  Speaker 9: Year, okay so maybe that was the.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: Differences missed the tournament by a hair.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 9: Six and five five and six. GAME i, mean seven
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  Speaker 9: and four is pretty.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: Good seven and four is not. Bad, yeah it was
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: not bad something like.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: That what was your record for, lacrosse?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: DUDE i played lacrosse for maybe two, years AND i
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: THINK i was probably the worst lacrosse player.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 9: Ever at least you played for two.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: YEARS i was the worst player on THE c, Team
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: LIKE i was the worst lacrosse player in our entire.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Town yeah it. Was they were, good but it was
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: like it was all.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: So fucking lay hide the name of your town. NOW
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: i just didn't like the lacrosse like it always was
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: the name of your. TOWN i don't know why it.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: Matters i'm trying to figure out what the cross town that.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: IS i can't.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: Remember people, now it doesn't. Matter, Duxbury oh that is really. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: yeah you guys were really.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: Good, yeah it was probably was such athletic kids. There
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: they were so good and it was so serious AND
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: i never.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: Could take it serious BECAUSE i was like so.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: Stupid, yeah and they would be like like we would
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: like get in a circle and the coaches would be
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: doing all these like weird like quotes that they, had
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: and they'd be, like.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: It's, Tradition like that's just that's just. Bullshit that's that's any,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: sport especially the ones that are contact.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 4: Sports, yeah but it was LIKE i don't ever felt
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: that way about. Hockey like HOCKEY i always could take.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 4: Seriously and then lacrosse it was like all the like
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: everyone was like a. DOUCHE i think that's what it really.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: Was it was a lot of.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: Douches, yeah like like the coaches were douches and they were, mean,
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: oh sorry to hear, that AND i would say that's not. Nice,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: no they would LIKE i remember one TIME i had
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: to play. Goalie THE a team took all of our
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: goalies and we showed up for a game and like
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: my parents were there and the coach is, like you're
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: playing goalie, today AND i was Like i'm not doing,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: that that's not, happening and he was like you.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: Are and THEN i played goalie.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: AND i, UH i got out of the way up
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: then it every time they shot on. It every time
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: they would shoot on the, NET i would just stand
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: to the side or wide, open have a.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 9: Way and did your coach, ever did you sub you?
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: Out he subbed me out and put someone else, in
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: and we never talked about. IT i was, like, Dude i'm.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: BAD i was, Like i'm bad BECAUSE i don't like
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: getting hit by the. Sticks what makes you Think i'm
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: going to confidently stand in front of the balls that
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: were coming ninety miles per hour at my?
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: Face you have to be a psychopass to be a
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: lacross goalie with like your naked, shin, yeah like trying to.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: Like kick a.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 4: Ball it was, LIKE i already don't care about. This
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 4: what makes you Think i'm going to care enough to
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: get hit in the center of my stomach from a
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: fucking concrete, ball.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: Dude it was such a weird thing in lacrosse where
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: we would practice on our actual. Goalies, yeah the guys
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: who would start, yeah and you're you're, like none of,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: us you, know we would hurt, them, yeah and then
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: you injured probably the most important player on the.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: Field like, soccer goalies aren't getting fucking blasted from point blank.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: Range they'd break thumbs all. That it was always they
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: were always breaking their, thumbs and then they'd be out for.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: WEEKS i remember doing tryouts for, lacrosse AND i remember
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: like having to go up against the kids that end
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: up like going to Like duke and shit for, lacrosse
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: and they'd be like long pole d and they'd be
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: like smacking my fucking like zero muscle mass arms And
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 4: i'd be, like, dude Like i'm not taking your, spot
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: like you don't have to worry about, Me like why
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: are you hitting me so?
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: Hard my arms are.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: Bleeding my arm is the same dynamics as.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: The pole that you are.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: Holding why are you trying to hurt me so? Bad
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: like they the coaches know you're the. BEST i know
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: you're the. Best i'm not a, Worry i'm not a.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: Problem they looking at you like.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 9: Food it was a.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: GODS i would get.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: So, mad and then eventually it was LIKE i literally
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: played for like a year and THEN i was like
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: why AM i?
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: DOING i was LIKE i don't even enjoy this.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: One that's probably like how the dudes are at the
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: fucking uh at the mics with you though you go
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: off to a fucking some newbie at the stand think
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: that's the, case and they're, like why is this guy
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: being such a fucking? Dick why is he killing so
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: fucking hard right?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: Now, YEAH i don't think that's the case at, Alls,
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 4: BRO i would like to get to a point like.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: That that would be the only Time i'd ever be
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: like that good at something because the, SPORTS i, mean,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 4: dude contact, sports it was the biggest relief on. Earth
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: when you get to a point where you're comfortable being,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: Like i'm not, athletic this is not Something i'm ever
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: going to succeed. In, yeah so then you just quit
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: all of it and it is.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: Free you're free from, that free from like the long
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: drives with your dad where you're, like neither of us
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: want to do.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: This he doesn't want to.
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  Speaker 4: Go he doesn't want to wake up at five in
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: the morning to drive, me AND i don't want to
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: wake up at five in the morning to.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: Play, yeah he's stop pretending that he has to be
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: like this good dad who's like pouring into his. Son,
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: yeah who's abandoned his own. Person so you can fucking. Thrive,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: WAIT i know you're not. THRIVING i saw it from
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: the first. Time.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah they really should tell you at a young,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: age like they, know like you, know put him in a.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: Fucking uh mock trial.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: Class, yeah, yeah the debate.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: Team he's flat, footed fucking put him in fucking the ethics.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: Bool instead of wasting like so many of your years.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: PLAYING i, mean it is, fun so you're, young it's.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: FUN i took a walk down The Brooklyn piers the
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: other day and everybody is out playing basketball and soccer
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: and fucking touch rugby and beach, volleyball these team, sports
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: AND i was, like, DUDE i need to fucking sign.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: UP i need to sign up just because it looks so.
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  Speaker 1: Fun the camaraderie has to like it's it's gotta there's
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: got to be an unfulfilled part of my. Brain that's.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: That beach volleyball is really. FUN i used to go
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: down to that very court.
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  Speaker 9: And dudes are shredded down. There, yeah they are beautiful
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 9: bodies on these.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: Men it's also a. Fun it's really.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: Fun co ed, sport, yes WHICH i, like women can
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  Speaker 1: be good at.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: It, yeah m, hm better than man a.
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  Speaker 1: Lot they're playing co ed rugby out there, too.
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  Speaker 4: Really kate used to play rugby rugby and now look
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  Speaker 4: at her.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Spine, yeah. Destroyed now look at her, spine it's a
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: shape like a question.
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  Speaker 2: Mark, YEAH i DON'T i don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Why nobody's pointing to the rugby has having something to
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  Speaker 1: do with, That like her spine is. Deteriorating and she
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  Speaker 1: also would no padded fucking tackle people in. College, yeah
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  Speaker 1: rugby is the real. Deal drink it, off all, right.
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