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LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOUR EX!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables. Mummy, Daddy, leave a message for
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  Speaker 1: your ex.
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  Speaker 2: Glad you dumped me because turns out I was someone's
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  Speaker 2: stream girl.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, that's a really good one
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  Speaker 1: which you are learning your worthy relatable. The Relatables podcast
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  Speaker 1: is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy, my partner
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  Speaker 1: in crime, Audie Clark a k A. Mummy mate. I
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  Speaker 1: almost sang that, really well, Daddy, maybe should we try?
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  Speaker 1: Remember we harmonized a little while ago. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to go should but we'll say daddy and so on
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  Speaker 1: there the yeah, on the on the we need to harmonize,
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  Speaker 1: all right, So it's seven, we're not already got it?
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  Speaker 1: Counting down three, I'll go this boom boom, and then
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  Speaker 1: when when my thumb hits this finger, we start with
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  Speaker 1: the we did this in a brand deal in front
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  Speaker 1: of like ten people. We couldn't do it when the
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  Speaker 1: all kind one coming really yeah, I remember how we
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  Speaker 1: had to like say the same word, the same Oh yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: that was it wasn't harmonizing. We were doing the same
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  Speaker 1: thing that was in front of a crowd. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: get nervous, Okay, okay, ready okay, saying say, daddy, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we want to harmonize. I don't actually know if tone
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  Speaker 1: deaf people can harmonize, but we'll see what I'm not to.
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  Speaker 1: I think we are tones and eyes. She's still floating
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  Speaker 1: about dance dance. I always had a thing about for
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  Speaker 1: some reason, just hating her. She was not her as
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  Speaker 1: a person. She was at a festival once and we
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  Speaker 1: left before her tough, didn't want the crowds made all right, okay, ready, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready. What No, you gotta watch, daddy? I was late?
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  Speaker 1: How was I late? Daddy? Mummy? Mummy might be easy.
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  Speaker 1: Do it again, Do it again, mummy. You've got some
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  Speaker 1: like what's it called when you've got that little shake
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  Speaker 1: in the voice, turns it up. I got pitch, mate,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got pitch. I got skill. I've been
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  Speaker 1: practicing in the shower. Okay, we actually guys, everyone listening, Guys, girls, baddies, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: welcome back. We would like to pitch a new segment
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  Speaker 1: to the baddies. We would because we have some staples,
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  Speaker 1: as we know, ig question staple. We have deep staple.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I've been happy late lyast we haven't
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  Speaker 1: been doing deeps. Often we're sitting on the desk. Yesterday
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I've been struggling to think of deep topics.
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  Speaker 1: Jays like, we've bit happy. This is hard when you're happy.
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  Speaker 1: It must be dilemmas staple one of my favorite. And
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  Speaker 1: then every now what else? We go to some other
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  Speaker 1: ones every now and then yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: do like the classic within ig questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: those type of things we love about girls. But we
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  Speaker 1: were thinking of another one. It was his idea kind
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  Speaker 1: of like a book club, and we basically have to
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  Speaker 1: We would start with a book and then Oddie and
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  Speaker 1: I we both go in between recording sessions. How many
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  Speaker 1: chapters do you think it's a good question because we
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  Speaker 1: have to read them. Maybe it would because there's we're
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  Speaker 1: going to pick a book together. Yeah, and then me
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  Speaker 1: and Jake will announce how many chapters we're reading, and
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  Speaker 1: anyone who wants to read along with us can do
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  Speaker 1: the same thing. So we're going to give you appropriate
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  Speaker 1: time to buy said book, and then we'll be like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we're reading five chapters and this episode we're
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  Speaker 1: going to talk about it. Yeah, so we want to
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  Speaker 1: we want to read it off camera, but then talk
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  Speaker 1: about what we've as a segment. So it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be a relatable's book club. Yeah, and we want everyone
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  Speaker 1: to read along with us if they so desire. Yes, right,
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  Speaker 1: what's the first one in mind? Because this is this
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  Speaker 1: is all his idea. Yeah, it's called a Court of
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  Speaker 1: Thorns and Roses. So it's a classic by Sarah Jane
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  Speaker 1: or j I don't know if it's Jane j Mass,
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  Speaker 1: just distream it's Jane Sarah j Mass, which it's a
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  Speaker 1: series of five books. So if it works, it could
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  Speaker 1: go very well. But we want to ask all the baddies. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you actually want us to do that? First of all,
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  Speaker 1: do you want us to do if it's a yes,
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  Speaker 1: is that a book you want us to read? If not,
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  Speaker 1: just comment all that stuff and if not, comments and
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  Speaker 1: books that you would prefer us to read. Yes, And
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  Speaker 1: we can also because we've been this idea sort of
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  Speaker 1: stem from we've been told to read a bit of
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  Speaker 1: but we say it wrong. Oh I don't think it
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  Speaker 1: is smart. I think it's something else. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: comments were like these guys don't even know how to
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  Speaker 1: say it. So we really but we want to educate
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  Speaker 1: ourselves by reading but also reading a bit of just
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  Speaker 1: start calling it more readable much. Yeah, we just want
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  Speaker 1: to read some porn. That's what we want to do,
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  Speaker 1: and we can read along with you guys. Yeah, get
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  Speaker 1: horny together because we because we yeah we made what
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  Speaker 1: did we say? We said something about schmute and how
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  Speaker 1: we thought, you know, oh wild, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I also liked there was a couple of comments saying, like,
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  Speaker 2: boys watch porn.
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  Speaker 1: Girls, Yeah, girls read it. Yeah. Yeah. People said, don't
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  Speaker 1: knock it to you try it. Yeah, your girlfriends may
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  Speaker 1: appreciate it. Yeah. So if you guys recommend is that
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  Speaker 1: is the cord of thorns and roses sexy?
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  Speaker 2: I think there's a few little sexy it's not smart
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  Speaker 2: to be a good teaser. A few like sexy scenes
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  Speaker 2: in there. I think, okay, that could be a great
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  Speaker 2: way for us to get into it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've also never of the minimal amount of books I've read.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I think I've read I've read The Hobbit, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but that's it. I haven't read Tuesdays already read that Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 1: but like Tuesdays with Maury, So I'm talking fiction, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I've only read nonfiction. The only fiction book I've read
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  Speaker 1: is The Hobbit.
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  Speaker 2: I've read one Harry Potter. Oh wait, no, I read
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  Speaker 2: Harry Potter in school.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've watched the movies though. Yeah, it's not
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  Speaker 1: the same, is it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Tell you. What I want to do is get some
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  Speaker 1: like glasses, even though I don't need them. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like i'll read better with them, Like i'll see
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  Speaker 1: a photo myself. I've been prescribed glasses, so I actually
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  Speaker 1: get to wed you look good. I might get myself
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  Speaker 1: even though it's not blue light. Maybe I'll give myself
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  Speaker 1: a kindle and we can buy all the books. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: let's do it on kindles. I've always wosed to look
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  Speaker 1: like a page. I've always wanted to be a kindle kid. Same.
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  Speaker 1: What this is it a good way to get us
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  Speaker 1: into reading. Yeah, it's also forcing us to do it
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  Speaker 1: because if we say on the podcast, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: do it. But if I just told Jake I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to read this book, I wouldn't do it. There's no way.
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  Speaker 1: And another thing that's great about it is if everyone
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  Speaker 1: does want to hear that it is while reading it,
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  Speaker 1: we may think, oh, man, reading sucks yeah, but if
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  Speaker 1: we get into it, then we're where just happy days.
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  Speaker 1: People love reading. And then also it's it's content for
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  Speaker 1: the podcast, and it's going to feel to think reading. Fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe that just happened. I can't wait to
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  Speaker 1: tell the baddies. Yeah, exactly, I can't wait to talk
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  Speaker 1: about Like we'll probably start writing down notes of things
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  Speaker 1: we've read. Yeah, So I'm I mean, I'm keen as
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  Speaker 1: for it. You know what this is? Frontal lobe development. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: talking of frontal lobe development, I had the craziest frontal
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  Speaker 1: lobe development the other day. I really am showing my age.
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  Speaker 1: I find that hard to believe. Okay, So yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: was at dog park with obviously Beth and Henry and
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  Speaker 1: then the little group that's always there, and so there
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  Speaker 1: was people had left and there was about five of
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  Speaker 1: us left here, so Beth, myself and then a couple
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  Speaker 1: of middle aged mums. One mum had her twin daughters
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  Speaker 1: that were they're in primary school still but probably year six,
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  Speaker 1: so back into primary but young. And there was a
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  Speaker 1: group for four teenagers, two girls, two boys. The two
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  Speaker 1: boys were on bikes. Okay, the two girls were walking.
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  Speaker 1: Please say you were like too fast. No no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 1: So originally they did this big lap of the oval
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  Speaker 1: we were at, and a fair way one hundred meters
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  Speaker 1: away from us was when we first saw them because
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  Speaker 1: we could hear them. They were kind of yelling and
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  Speaker 1: playing around and one of the girls. One of the
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  Speaker 1: guys on a bike went past one of the girls
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  Speaker 1: and took her hat. They're probably just like each other
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  Speaker 1: other that flirting, some sort of flirting, and so she yells,
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  Speaker 1: give me back my hat. What yes, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: these were like teenagers. The twins were in year six
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  Speaker 1: and one of the mums and so these got these
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  Speaker 1: were probably year nine mate, and so give me back
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  Speaker 1: my hat. Sea word. And originally we're all kind of
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  Speaker 1: like shit, okay. They feisty, and then they walked past
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  Speaker 1: us and then through a playground where one of the
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  Speaker 1: moms we were with her two twins were at this playground,
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  Speaker 1: and they walked through, and then the boys were bothering
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  Speaker 1: the girls, you know, trying to be flirty, and I
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  Speaker 1: thought nothing of it. At this point. They were swearing,
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  Speaker 1: being loud, and then they did a full lap and
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  Speaker 1: they came over there's a cricket oval with a big
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  Speaker 1: proper like the stadium, and there's toilets in there, and
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  Speaker 1: so once they got to there, I started to get
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  Speaker 1: the vibe that the guys were actually really bothering the girls,
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  Speaker 1: and so I was kind of thinking, Okay, the swearing's bad,
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  Speaker 1: but it's also worse if these two fifteen year old
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  Speaker 1: guys are bothering these fifteen year old girls when they're
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  Speaker 1: asking them to stop. And so they were still, they
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  Speaker 1: were just back and forth, and I said something to Beth,
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  Speaker 1: and she said, oh, look, I know it seems bad,
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  Speaker 1: but coming from someone that was fifteen, if I was properly,
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  Speaker 1: if they were actually bothered, they would actually leave, they
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  Speaker 1: would actually leave. And yeah, she was saying they probably
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  Speaker 1: do like them. So I said, okay, fairfairfair, And then
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  Speaker 1: I uh saw the two guys were trying to again
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  Speaker 1: go in and just like annoy the girls, and then
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  Speaker 1: one of the girls was chasing them. The guys run,
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  Speaker 1: they get on their bikes, they run away, and one
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  Speaker 1: of the girls says, stop following us, and so but
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  Speaker 1: in amongst all this is a little swearing, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: saying it. And so then I said, okay. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to actually go. I said to Beth, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to actually ask the girls if therakay. I was
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  Speaker 1: going to say it's better the check. Yeah, I said
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  Speaker 1: to Beth, I'm actually going to go ask the girls
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  Speaker 1: if they're o kay, because I heard them say this.
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  Speaker 1: And she said, okay, good idea. I'm one hundred pcent
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  Speaker 1: sure they're going to say they're fine and that they
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  Speaker 1: know these guys and their friends and they're just playing around.
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  Speaker 1: And she said, when they say that, just also add in, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 1: maybe settle with the swearing.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, because honestly, the swearing was bad, bro, you should
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  Speaker 4: It was worse than when we when we were kids.
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  Speaker 1: And so I went over and I said, I went
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  Speaker 1: over to the girls and I was actually kind of nervous.
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  Speaker 1: I was like shit, I said, oh, hey, girls, so
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  Speaker 1: to bother those guys actually bothering you? Yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: kind of serious. So are they actually bothering you? And
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  Speaker 1: they said, oh no, no, no, they're just they're just annoying.
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  Speaker 1: They're just not like, okay, all good as long as
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  Speaker 1: like you're one hundred percent sure that they aren't actually
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  Speaker 1: bothering you. They said, no, yeah, no for sure. Sorry, sorry, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, cool. I was like, maybe
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  Speaker 1: just maybe around kids, just keep the swearing down a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, you know. It's a bit much like.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sorry, And so when I was happy, I
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  Speaker 4: made sure.
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  Speaker 1: But I remember walking back with Beth back to our
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  Speaker 1: place and she goes, you're frontal lobe. Yeah, you actually
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  Speaker 1: did it. You got it. She was like, you need
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  Speaker 1: to make a video and be like guys by frontal
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  Speaker 1: lobe is fucking developed because I just told some kids
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  Speaker 1: to stop swearing in public. And it's like I have
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  Speaker 1: the urge when there's loud music to like go over
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  Speaker 1: and black guys. Yeah, it's past ten pm. Seriously. Johanna
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  Speaker 1: said that one time, we have an airbnb behind us
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  Speaker 1: and I was in Sydney and Johanna said that some kids,
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  Speaker 1: teenagers have rented it for the weekend and they were
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  Speaker 1: having a party. Oh. She really wanted to go knock
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  Speaker 1: on the door. I really want to use some of
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  Speaker 1: us have to go to work tomorrow. Not maybe some
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  Speaker 1: of us have to go to work tomorrow. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to a podcast yesterday. It was a
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  Speaker 1: basement yard and they were talking about I don't know
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  Speaker 1: he was in America. Girlscout cookies are a big thing, right,
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  Speaker 1: and these little girl Scouts they come around and they
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  Speaker 1: sell cookies. And I don't know, actually it sounds kind
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  Speaker 1: of wild that a cookie business is getting girls, little
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  Speaker 1: girl Scouts and sell the cookies. But and so they
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  Speaker 1: were talking about girls Cout cookies and then one of
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  Speaker 1: them goes, oh, I actually got I got swindled by
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  Speaker 1: a family member the other day. They were doing something similar,
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  Speaker 1: but they were selling boxes of Crispy Kreme donuts, and
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  Speaker 1: so it was fifteen dollars a box, and I said, okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: I'll get three boxes. And the kid gives him a
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  Speaker 1: voucher and says, oh, he's sweet. And on the voucher
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  Speaker 1: it says, thanks for your purchase, come to any Krispy
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  Speaker 1: Crean store and pick up your donuts. He had to
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  Speaker 1: go collect them himself. That is an l I was
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  Speaker 1: about to say, to be fair, if someone came to
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  Speaker 1: my house and said, you want some Krispy cremp turn out,
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  Speaker 1: so I feel like say less, yes, take my money.
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  Speaker 1: And so what he said was he goes. He was
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  Speaker 1: he goes. I was pissed off about it, and he
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  Speaker 1: starts talking. I gave you my money, and then he
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  Speaker 1: starts going he's about to say my herd earned money,
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: and he goes, my, I was gonna say hard earned,
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: but it just my money because they just have a
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  Speaker 1: fucking big podcast. I'll tell you what happened. I just
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: got back from Bali and I was getting a lot
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  Speaker 1: of massages and oh, it's good. How much is it now?
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  Speaker 1: Thirteen dollars? Yeah, like fifteen eighteen. It's gone up a
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  Speaker 1: little bit over there. When we went when we were nineteen,
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  Speaker 1: it was nine dollars. Yeah, I know it's has gone
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  Speaker 1: up the prices play economy and shit. But you talked
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  Speaker 1: about like putting your foot down and saying no the
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  Speaker 1: other day and sort of like that's sort of the
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  Speaker 1: same thing, like talking up and voicing your opinion. And
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: I was getting a massage from before I left. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to get a nice one, spend
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  Speaker 1: a bit of money, go to it like it was
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  Speaker 1: my last massage. A little massage sign off i'd had,
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: like Tannaman, Yeah, yeah. And one of the I was
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  Speaker 1: doing my research on TikTok and one of the perks
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  Speaker 1: was first time clients getting extra fifteen minutes and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I wouldn't say that. Yeah, so I normally
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  Speaker 1: get now and I was like, oh, fifteen that'd be nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is good message. What's app?
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  Speaker 1: They confirm that it's an extra fifteen minutes and I
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: could either extra fifteen minute message or free fifteen minute
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: foot rub and I was like, I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: I feel. I'll take the back. Yeah yeah, my feet
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  Speaker 1: are ticklings.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, So I went to the place really fancy, got
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  Speaker 1: the massage really good, and then I go check my
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  Speaker 1: phone as you do after a massage. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: wait a second, I didn't get my free fifteen minutes,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what I did. I didn't say anything.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't either. They swindled me there. How much they cost?
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  Speaker 1: How much was this one? Now?
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  Speaker 2: This one was like forty eight bucks. I went to
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  Speaker 2: a fancy one.
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  Speaker 1: Was it a good one?
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  Speaker 4: It?
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  Speaker 1: Was it better than the other ones over there? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it felt like I was in Australia and there
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  Speaker 2: was like it was like a rainforest vibe and it
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  Speaker 2: was like fountain and shit. To be fair, the experience
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  Speaker 2: sounds they washed my feet with salt and.
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  Speaker 1: Ship and sounds better. It was really good.
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  Speaker 2: It was a good massage and if I didn't have that,
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  Speaker 2: I would have been las the best ever. But then
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  Speaker 2: after it, I was like, I almost sent you a
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  Speaker 2: video but of the place. But I was in that
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  Speaker 2: little massage undies and you can kind of see my cock.
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  Speaker 1: And shit, oh shit, you weren't wearing undies, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because they give you the undies to wear. And I
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: sent it the cassine. I was going to send it
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: to you and one of our other mates, and I
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I can kind of see they were
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: supposed to keep your undies on with them. Put them
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  Speaker 1: over toppy rundies.
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  Speaker 4: Wait together when you and I went to Violeey together, Yes, bro,
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  Speaker 4: because you can see.
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  Speaker 1: Straight through them. It was like wearing one of those
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  Speaker 1: chef hairnets that they wear in a cafeteria in the
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  Speaker 1: United States. Just wearing them as undies. You can say
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: it straight. That's what you do because they get oil
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: on your undies otherwise that's the point of wearing them,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: and then they can gather up in your butt crack
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: and shit. A The thing I love about Indonesia too.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: A good massage is when they massage your glues, whereas
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: in Australia, they just like, as soon as you go
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: to your bomber, it's not a sexual thing at all.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: My glutes are actually really tired. I'm like, this is
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: but here they're like bums. I'm not touching that fair
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: and I'm paying double the price touch me in places
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I have not been touched before. I have always felt
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: really bad for uh massusees. What because I think going in,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I just I don't think my dad is an ugly man,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: but massaging him would be fine. Right. But then there's
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: people I think of that, you know, probably do go
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: get massages where they probably not like the hairy back
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: imagine someone that's full, but that's you. They choose the profession, true,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Like I'm assuming they choose it, especially here. Yeah that's
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: a fair point.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: But I reckon they would definitely be happy when they
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: get like a youngish skill or like yeah, I.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Didn't want to say it, like school, but when you do, Yeah,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: when you get someone these young maybe maybe they like
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: the wrinkley skin like they might be different to me.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what. I also feel as
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: though the the maybe ones that aren't as nice to
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: massage for some reason, the ones that have the confidence
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: to say when they don't like it as much. I
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: don't know that. When the mass says like, how's the pressure,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I always say, well, I will say we went. We
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: got one massives that was cheap in Bali, and I
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: was very happy that they said. She leaned down in
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: my ear before she started. She said one, two or three,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: and then she pushed down and said one harder, two harder, three,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh two please. They need to
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: do that everywhere. What this little thing? Yeah, this is
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: a little thing. Well, let's get any episode, all right, Jake,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: there's one thing we can all agree on. We're all
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: hate these two things. One cyclist, Oh yeah. Two everyone's exes,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I reckon. That would be a widely accepted they're on past,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: that is a widely accepted statement.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Even if they are lovely people. You just got to
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: have a bit of resentment here or there.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: How would you feel, right if your ex was a cyclist? Terrible?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: That would make it easy to get over them, to
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: be Here's what I want to know. Right, Let's say
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: you meet someone and just amazing, first date, amazing, you
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: kiss on the first date. Okay, you know you're chatting
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: here and there and then you can start dating best. Really,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: you're so happy. The honeymoon phase is in full swing. Okay, bliss.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: And then they say, oh, I'm really thinking of getting
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: into cycling. M Yeah, why you love this person? Why
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: why are you getting into cycling? Just I don't mind running,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: but it's really hard on my joints right and I
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: could cycle at the gym, but it's also really boring.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: It's just not as good. I want to see the scenery.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: So I'm thinking of buying this roadback, buying the Likra,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: and I just want to give it a crack because
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: it's great for I always see people with the glutes,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: the quads. It feels like I'm killing so many birds
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: of one stone. You know how the other day I
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: said I want to go on a holiday, and you're like,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I just can't afford it right now. A bike's expensive, Babe, Like, yeah,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I would prefer to go on a holiday. Then you
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: start this new hobby. Let's be honest, wouldn't you like
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: to go on a holiday? Bike doesn't set me back
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: that much. It's something I really want to try for myself.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: But you're only thinking about the bike, Like the shoes,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: the cra, Like, think about the cra, I think about
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: what you're going to look like. But if I think
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: about this, if I was to be into the gym,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I would need to buy a bunch of active where anyway,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: this is this is my gym. I need to buy
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: one licra, maybe two lycra. Okay, I know what. The
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: shoes are gonna last me forever. Only one pair of them.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: All right, that's all I need. It's kind of either way.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going to spend the money if I go to
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: the gym or if I go for a cycle.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, like I was being nice. Have you ever
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: seen those trends on TikTok where it's like when your
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: boyfriend runs at a flock of birds and it doesn't
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: fly away. Yeah, if you wear lycra, that's worse than that.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I'm serious, Like this isn't don't you laugh?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: But I want to get fit. You look I'm happy
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, I'm not having I like a dad pod. Anyway. Anyway,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: this is a message for your ex. We asked the
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: ig question to leave a message for your ex, and
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: might I say jake The responses very good baddies have
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: hooked us up. I'm gonna start all right, leave a
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: message for your ex. Dude, just say you want to
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: fuck your mum. But if you all are weird, I
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: bet you so many people can relate to that. Yeah,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: just admit it to yourself that connection is a little
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: bit too strong. It's such a nick when when a
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: mom gets jealous of their son, No, jealous of their
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: son's girlfriend. Yeah.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: There's a fine line between having a good, healthy relationship
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: and then like obsessive.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's a good fuck. That's funny. Leave a message
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: for your X. Turns out I was right. Girls have
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: been better than you. Oh, girls have been better. How
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: that work? He made her a lesbian? Oh yeah, I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: didn't click two and two together. There facts, but facts.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: They know how the body works. Ninety nine percent of man,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: don't leave a message for your ex next time. Go
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: to Disneyland for the princess treatment. Oh shit? Oh is
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: that a guy to a girl? No?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: No, no, that was a girl or a guy. He wanted
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: to be treated like a prince.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I will say that the how do I put this?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Ah, you like to be a princess sometimes.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Look, I don't mind being a princess sometimes, But what
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: is it I think there's a thing called there's a
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: sassy man apocalypse. Oh yeah, we've got some. And I
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: believe that men are getting sassy. Oh is that bad?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Is that yeah? Right? But I mean, look,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't try away from a cheeky little
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: maybe best's on her phone and I try to give
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: her a cuddle and she ignores me. Right, Yeah, I
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: don't try away from a from a huff and a
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: puff and a roll over. It works every time I'm
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: huffing out on, puffing on and then she's like, why
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: you're breathing just freethy? Yeah, never mind, good night, I
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: love you, good night. And I don't fly away from it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I'll say. That's when she scooches over and
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: you're a little spoony. Yeah that's right. Get off your phone.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: If I'm done on my phone, then you're done on
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: your Yeah that's how relationships were. Yeah, okay, leave a
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: message for your ex. I actually tried to get with
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: your friend and not you the first night we met. Oh.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I if i'd broken up with the girl, I would
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: actually not be too sad hearing that, Ah okay, because
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, ah, if you're the one that Yeah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: so I was yeah, yeah, yeah, because I was like,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: oh you didn't really like he didn't want you either? Okay, yeah,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: see that one could be broken down. Well. Also, here's
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the thing is, why would you look? I know you're
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: telling me that I was your second choice, but also
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you're telling me that you swung and missed with the
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: exactly ones. So maybe this isn't that that one can
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: be broken. This one can be easy. That that one
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: would be good to say if you were still dating
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: and didn't like because you wouldn't want to be known
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: as the second second swing, would you? True? You'd be
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: comparing yourself to But now they're broken up, you'll be like, oh,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: thank good riddance. That was the second pick. True? True, true?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Leave a message for your ex. You were right to
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: be insecure about your brother.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: What No, shut up? Some people like dogs? Who were
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: you more mad at brother?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Wow, I don't care about it. My blood related to
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: this bloke.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to see him at every family function.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You can ignore anymore, mate, not anymore. I'm not gone
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: with him? Really there? Would you let? Would you let
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: that make it so you don't go? Or would you
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: because he's okay, he's the annoying thing as well, right
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: is if that happened, everyone in your family would probably
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: a pretty pissed at your brother. But also because he
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: is family, eventually they're going to get over it and
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: love him again. Yeah. So, but you're not going to
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: get over it. It depends how much did you love her.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Let's just say you thought she was the one and
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: she left you and then she started with your brother. Yeah,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: that'd be tough. That's heavy road. That's a tough ste
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: that's so heavy. Imagine your brother was younger too, No, no,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: and you always had this inkling that he had a
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: bigger dick than you always. Okay, leave a message for
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: your ex. You're so ugly that even your hairline had
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: to run away. You could have just paused that you're
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: so ugly. Leave a message for your exit. You're so ugly.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I think they're actually so. We always talk about, especially
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: with dilemmas, like taking the high road, Yeah, doing this,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: doing that, Like, just be the bigger person. I think
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: there is a time and a place to be petty. Yeah,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: first couple of weeks of breaking up, like, well, I
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: think if they've hurt you, Yeah, and the pettiness can
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: give you at least some form of joy. I know,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I see, I see a place for pettiness in this world.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: What have I done? I have with my ex girlfriend?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I have when we broke up, she moved on very quick.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You were the opposite of petty, mate. We've told this
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: story before. No, I did one petty thing. Oh you did. Yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I did do one petty thing and it felt Good's
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: let's track back. So Jake and his partner broke up
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: and had been a while, and then a girl message
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Jake yeah, And then I was like, oh, are you
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: going to go talk to her, like miss Stewart And
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: he's like no, no, no, no, out of respect, Like
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I think it's too soon. I was like,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I had this in my back pocket, but I didn't
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: want tell him because he hurt his feelings. I was like, mate,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: your ex moved on like a week after she's already
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: dating this bloke. Oh no. So basically I was devo
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: and I had obviously over the period of we dated
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: from a couple of years. Yeah, you gather things, stuff
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: that she's given me, photos that we've kept, and stuff
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: that we've got printed and So I had this little
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: box and I just I just put all the ship
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: in it that she had given me. And I could
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: have thrown it out. I remember walking past my bin
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: being like, I could just throw this out and move
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: on that way. But I went and I just chucked
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: on a driveway. Really yeah, and then I just went
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: off and I said, yeah, you can look at that,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: looks through all that shit, fuck you, and I'm not
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: gonna lie. It felt semi good. I wouldn't say that's
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: that petty. No, is the only petty bit about that? Oh,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I added that in I placed it, So that's That's
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the pettiest thing I think I've done is probably that.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I would say, I'm trying to you in your car
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: pulling up. What did I have it at the time?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I had had a trip at the time. Okay, that's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: kind of cool. You're looking around seeing if anyone was
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: looking at you, run and place the box and then
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: scurry your ways and you get to keep that. That's right, bitch.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I wonder actually, I wonder how long she kept it
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: for because she must have just chucked it out straight away.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Who knows she might still have it. Imagine you had
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: to glow up, dude, leave a message for your ex.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: We've been done six months. Stop crying. Oh what? Some
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: guys straight up grovel. Yeah, I have been told. I
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: like that word grovel. Grovel. Guys grovel, yeah they do.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I've had I've had girlfriends tell me that they've had
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: an ex that will send them snapchats of the of
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: a tear coming down their face. Oh yeah, you wouldn't
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: want to know. We wouldn't want to know what some
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: guys do byd closed doors. They're like grovel, I know, yeah,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: they do. Some li sustu that is insane. That said
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: that she at her ex used to come and knock
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: on her door and ask to talk to her, and
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: she'd just be.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Like, no, No, they always I've heard heaps of You'll say,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: they always.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Can we just like talk? Yeah, like I just need
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: some me just talk. I just want some Can we
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: meet up? And like no? And you know, it's so
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: embarrassing for Beth's X. And so he'd come and he'd
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: be groveling, trying to trying to apologize. He didn't cheat
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: or anything. He just was, as far as I could
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: serve best, he's just ship boyfriend, right, And so he
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: would come to a grovel trying to apologize and I
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: think trying to get her back. And at this point
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: in time, her best best friend had moved in, and
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: so she was she could also hear it. But he
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: didn't know that best's best friend was there, and so
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: he does. I don't know if he knows that Beth's
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: best friend just heard all the groveling and Beth just
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: going not letting him in the house. Imagine how much
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: it would hurt if he finds out. The best thing
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: as being the new boyfriend is hearing like your partner
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: talk about the X and all the toxic ship they
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: did and you're like, yeah, yeah, this guy, Yes, this
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: is crazy. I'm so glad you got out. I don't
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: even it's the best thing. It is, honestly, so so good.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Wow you leave a message for your ex, still waiting
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: for that orgasm. You promise. Ah, we promise the world.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: We always do. We deliver like Australia Post not on time.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Australia Post is actually shit. Yeah, it's not great. I
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: was thinking of the worst one. I was like, Amazon's
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: pretty good, so I won't say them. Yeah, but Australia
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Post they don't give you a little letter saying it's
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: at the post office anymore. You have to make an
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: account with Australia and they send you a message. But
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: they haven't told anyone that that's what they're doing. That's
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: so annoying. But now they don't leave you a little letter.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Joanna had stuff at the post office for two weeks.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I don't care if my thing's worth a couple thousand dollars.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Leave it at my front door. Yeah, same, I agree.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I also agree because the inconvenience of going to the
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: post office know and finding the one it's at. Yea.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it goes to some Mine went like fifteen minutes
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: away one time and I was like, well are you
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: taking it there? Living here is weird? One time I
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: had one that was a forty minute drive, was in
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Tugra once tugging to get this stupid it. Didn't even
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: do I want it that bad? I just genuinely question
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: how bad do I want this item that I spent
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: money on? Because I'm gonna spend money on fuel at
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: that time going to get it and then but where
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I live now here would be okay if they just
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: took me to the Vocal post office. Yeah, but where
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I live now. It's it's one hundred meters of walks,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: so it's good. I don't mind it. Fair fair, Okay,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: this one probably the best one. Leave a message for
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: your ex. Bro is twenty five and still hasn't found
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: a haircut that suits him. Oh that's an insult. Wow,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: he's definitely got that like haircut where the like how
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: your hair goes like that. But it's like over here,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you got too much of the skin fade on top.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: That is, And she's been live for the whole time
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: they we dating. When you get the trim, she's like, baby,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: looks so hot. You look good. That sucks. I can't
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: just I don't even think I found a haircut. You
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: don't really get hair I don't really get haircuts, so
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: it just molded around your head. Yeah, so I just
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: let it grow and then I could a cut every
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: six months or something. So I mean to be fair.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: You know what that means is he's just unfortunately ugly,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: like genetically his hair because people just let you you're
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: the same though. You get a haircut, you also you
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: just your hair grows in the way it grows. Yeah,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: you get a hair cut. And I was like a
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: and I used to have a couple of bad trims. Really, yeah,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: what are you going for? Like that? What I explained,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I thought. Like the prop at the side
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: was a bit more over here.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it just didn't like my head, This just didn't flow.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: There was no flow, remember justin Bieber. Yeah, the Beaba
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: trim like the bowl cut. See, we went through phases
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: though I never had one of them. Why did people
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: think that looked good? Because I really JB had it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: That's what. Here's the thing I want to point out
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: is that we all hated JB, but we all copied
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: his haircut. Yeah, why did we do that? Did we? Like?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Our friend had one and I wouldn't. He looks more
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: like from the Beatles, not JB. He looks like it
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: looks like a nineteen sixties British teenager. Yeah yeah, shit
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: all right, Jake, I'm a bit stressed.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: I've been trying to book a romantic getaway for myself
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: and my girlfriend for a birthday. Mate, you are a
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: green flag and I'm feeling so much pressure right now.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: What we both want is a couple of things. Actually,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: it has to have a pool because we're there over
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: the weekend and it's meant to be sunny dog friendly
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: for Cassie's dog. This one's a bit rogue, a big kitchen,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: a good location near nice restaurants, and obviously, Matte, it's
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: got to be romantic for us too.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: First off, why do you need a big kitchen? Second off,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: what are you worried about? Mate? I've got three words
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: for you. That's Airbnb guest favorites. I'll get to the
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: kitchen bit. But what are you talking about? Listen up?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I went through the same thing a little while ago
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: when me and my girlfriend were planning our anniversary, and
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: that's when I came across guest favorites. Once we'd agreed
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: on our non negotiables, I use the little guest favorites
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: tab and it showed us all the homes that other
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: guests have loved, So then we knew we would too.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Honestly, that sounds like a bit of a game changer.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I want to run you through what I've got plan
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: and tell me what you think. So we rock up Friday,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: drop our stuff off, and then I've got a sunset picnic.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Plant, mate, sounds pretty good. Then Saturday, just want to
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: chill by the pool all day, get our zen time
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: in and by the afternoon we want to attempt here's
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: where the kitchen comes in, Mate to bake her birthday cake. Ah,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I see, I see. I don't know how well it
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: will go, but to finish the night, obviously, we're going
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to have a romantic dinner, but it does have to
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: be close by because I want to come back to
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: our airbnb and give.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Her her presents. Mate, it sounds like a pretty good plan. Oh,
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: you may have outdone me, but I don't know about that.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: But yeah, hey, stop stressing. Airbnb has got you covered.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Hopefully neither of the girls are listening to this episode.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Fingers crossed, leave a message for your X. Let's see
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: if you get this. By the way, it's.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy, and
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: it is a big deal. What's that from Addie?
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: It's from a movie, but he came before he it in.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: It's Rachel Green from Friends. She's yelling it to as
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: they break up, but he walks out. That's a good scene.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Have you ever done it before? Having sex finish? Yeah?
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: No, I've always been able to get to the point,
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: but I actually think it would be I've had moments
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: where I think it would have been less embarrassing to
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: have finished before I put it in, because I may
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: as well not even start.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what men think. So the finish line
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: for men is getting it in yeah, where we technically
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: had sex, where the finish line should be making them finish.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, we completed sex. I think I
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: have a theory that a lot of men of vanilla
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: purely for the fact that anything more than vanilla would
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: make it so we don't last long.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I think that so being vanilla is kind of a
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: gapegoat for actually being able to at least give some pleasure. Yeah, oh,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I say, I say your point, like, if we move
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: too much, like I'm going to finish yeah, and if
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, if we get too into it, you know,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: if you obviously love a bit of lingerie, you know
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I love a good build up, all right, too much
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: build up, So too much build up is maybe doing
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: too much because you're not going to get anything, and
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get everything.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think I could see lingerie like.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: A sexy little dance. It sucks, and then I would
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: be like yeah, yeah, I mean like looking up, like,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: think about my grandma. Yeah, all right, this one's funny.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Leave a message for your X. You're the reason catch
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: and release was enforced.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Wow, get out of you. You're
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: too small. That is fucked bro. So that's so intricate. Yeah,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: it's good. That one was good intricate. Leave a message
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: for your ex. Man, this would fuck me up. Your
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: large nipples really turned me off. That would fuck I
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: think that one's too personal. Yeah, not everyone has like yeah,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: well I think also not that way. I think it's
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: like too mean. Yeah, he's probably insecure about his pepperoni
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: fair but hey, pettiness again. Yeah, we're going to attack
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: in security. If that's the only way to get to
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: someone attacking their insecurities must be it might be the
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: way to go.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Leave a message for your ex going off pettiness. My
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: new boyfriend's dick is bigger.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't say that to someone also as the
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: new boyfriend. If I knew you were saying that to
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: your X. Yeah, I feel as though you're not over him.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Why do we need to get he still is living
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: in your head? Rent free, don't make me complicated that
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: we're not talking about the present boyfriend, we're being toxic
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: to the X. I also couldn't hear said thing, but
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: also like, yeah, facts, no, no, no, he's actually something.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I think I would prefer the new boyfriend to have
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: a bigger dick than me than a past boyfriend having
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: a bigger dick than me. True because at the time
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: she thought it was good. Yeah. Yeah, if you're if
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I knew that my girlfriend's past boyfriends had a big
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: dick than me, I think I would feel more insecure
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: than knowing she moved on to a bigger one man.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: No insecure people, Yeah, we really are very insecure people,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: especially about that what happened. Why didn't they give us
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: all the same size? Yeah? If God existed, he would
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: have created a quality. Yeah yeah, yeah in every aspect.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I also will add in every single you know what
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I would say if I was the boyfriend, prove it? Yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: you know what, fuck it, prove it, I want to say.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I want to see yeah the judge, Yeah, I want
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to see it in my own eyes. Yeah, mine's grown.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I don't even know those two would end up having
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: sex because she's not over him. Yeah yeah, yeah, that
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: is so true. Then you're like, it looks like it
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: hurts you have some gentle leave a message for your X.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Sure block me with the same fingers. They couldn't make
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: me finish. I'd be like, you, curse you, curse you,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: curse you. It's probably the all guys some reason have
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: this lock pinky. Why do you guys get that? Have
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: you seen that? Hips of our friends haven't? Yeah? What
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: imagine me a girl and you see your boyfriend this
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: locked lock like he's maybe he's good for the clip,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: but who's doing like that? Every guy has this weird
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: locked pinky. I know a few people I normally like.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I see it on like grandparents. And you're like, well,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: that's fair if you meet it. If if you meet
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: a dude and he can't open all of his fingers fully, yeah,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I think you should run. Leave a message for your X.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I was tired of being the only one to finish,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: so I finished our relationship.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Facts facts, bro, leave a message for your X. Your
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: huge dick is wasted on you. Oh, to be fair like,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I take that as a compliment. To be fair like,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: that's quite a nice thing to hear. You'd be like,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I've got one and be like, I know I may
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: not know how to use it. I would be like,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: you try to use this thing. Yeah, I need a
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: license to this. You try to use this thing. Not
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: many people catch and release this.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Bad Yeah all right, my last one.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Leave a message for your ex. Glad you dumped me.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Because turns out I was someone's dream girl.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, that's a really good one,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: which you are learning your worth. Yeah, leave a message
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: for your X. If only your dick was as big
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: as the dick you are, maybe it would have given
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: me a reason to stay. Girls know how to hit
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: a guy where it hurts. Yeah, right in between his
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: legs most both physically and mentally. Both gayers don't know
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: how to talk about their feelings. You don't hit them there.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You hit him where it hurts, which is then Willie.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: You could say anything about a guy's intellect, about his
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: h his mental strength is emotional intelligence. Emotional intelligence. You
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: could say anything about the size of his hands, the
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: side of his feet. You can even say stuff about
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: his height. Height is a good one. I will say
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: it's very second to the size of penis. All you
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: need to do is say, babes, I' just gonna let
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: you know that ship has lying to you for a while.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: That shit is small. If I got like cheated on,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I actually like didn't end on good terms. I hold
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent begone that petty Yeah, even if his
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: dick is me and I'd have receipts from like Google
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: image is saying this is my new vie. We don't
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: have anything. No, we don't have anything nothing. It's fucking bullshit.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I got one more. Leave a message for your X.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: When you said quote that kiss felt good on my lips,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: all my lips dried up. Oh I reckon.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: How many guys do you think have said like a
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: one liner, like a cringy one liner. And because the
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: girl liked the dude, she's like yeah, but in reality
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: she's like, oh my god, that made me dry.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: See.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: But that's how it is. That's that's exactly how it works.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: A guy that you do want to talk to you,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: he could say anything. Yeah, I saw a lot of things.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I saw a lot of things with like cactus emojis,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: like he made me this dry. Like that's a sign.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Go leave a voicemail for your extor Christ Yeah, do.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: It, Okay, dilemmas, guys, you know what to do. Dilemmas
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: will be in this description of this episode, yes I
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: say video episode, and also it will be in the
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: description of Instagram it is let's go okay, Hey boys,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: love the pod. You guys got me through my first
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: breakup and I've been a Patreon baddie ever since. She
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: sent this on the normal dilemmas too, so I've been
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: with my current boyfriend for only two months now, so
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: still very fresh. He is twenty one and I am nineteen.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: We stayed each other's places frequently, and as he is
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: a trade he always leaves for work earlier than I do.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: One morning, one morning, I was looking for some painkillers
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: in the top drawer of his bedside table after he'd
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: left for work, and I saw a few photo strips
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: from a photo booth of him kissing a girl. The
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: photo strips were dated to have been taken in twenty
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: twenty two at a school function. I have felt a
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: little uneasy since I saw them. So my dilemma is
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: should I bring it up with him or just not
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: mention anything since the relationship is new, I'm just not
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: sure how to approach my feelings about it. What do
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: you guys think from a man's perspective, is it common
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: for a guy to keep photos from past relationships. He
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: is genuinely the most green flag man I have ever met,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to mess it up. If this
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: is a an issue, please help me girl out much
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: love from across the ditch.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Let's start at the end there. They've been talking for well,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: they're in a relationship now for two months.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Two months. I think that's long enough to get rid
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: of said photos. Yeah. Once I start talking to someone
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: and if I had photos from a previous relationship, I'm like,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: see ya, yeah, Ben, Like I don't want to look
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: at him. Yeah. Some people funny about photos. Some people
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: think it's a part of my life that you know,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want to forget because it was part of
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: my life.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I think, out of respect throng away. But I think
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: what has happened here is because it is somewhat still fresh. Yeah,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: he doesn't know they're there, because.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: To be fair, from my own experience, I have probably
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: gone six months without opening my bedside table.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: D Yeah, the bedside table there is normally a card
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I fuck forgot about that.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah for that away. Yeah, I could go six months.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I could go a year without opening it. Yeah. Yeah,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: so there's a good chance he does forget that it's
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, unless you know for a fact he
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: opens that shit daily or weekly, or if it's like
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: it's monthly toothbrustdraw or something. Yeah, it sounds like it's
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: his little medicine draw. But again I have I have
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: pandole in places where I know it is, but I
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: always go to the main medicine cabinet. Still, so I
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: don't know. So unless you know for a fact he
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: always opens this thing, I think bring it up with him.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I think you have complete right to bring it up
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: with you, one hundred percent honest. Yeah, and just say
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: what you were doing, how you found it. You have
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: no reason to lie, and just let him know you
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: found it. And I don't straight away do you think
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: say it just made me feel a little I would say,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: like initially my heart like sunk a little bit, but like,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: do you have any explanation for it? Yeah, And he
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: might he might say fuck, I forgot about that, and
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: he might throw it out in front of you. It's
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: good you'll see the like facial expression and be like,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so sorry. Yeah, we didn't even
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: like he probably embarrassed or he'll be like you'll see
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: it in his facial expression and be like, oh shit,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: she found me, she found out my secret. So it's
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: all yeah, I think you got bring it up. Yeah,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: bring it up one hundred percent, and you don't don't
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: dwell on it and like just let your head spiral
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: because you're like, like, get the answers you need better
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: two months in than two years. In two years, I
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: think there'll be an issue. I reckon there's a good
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: like you should open that draw within two years. Yeah,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: about once a year that draws. Yeah, yeah, at least
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I think. I think I'm pretty confident that it's fully
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: fine and he is going to especially if he's giving
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you green flag flag energy. Most green flag mender wouldn't
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: know it's that. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think he's
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: going to say ship, I'm so sorry and chuck it
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: out straight away. Forgot I had that. I agree, I
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: have it over my drawer for six months. What do
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: you mean, benside Tims, I don't even know what that
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: would sound like. Alrighty my dilemma. Hi boys, I'm a
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: new listener from the UK and love the Binge all
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: your old episodes at work, I just sit at my
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: desk laughing to my haha. My dilemma is.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Probably a bit trivial to some people, and you might
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: be thinking how silly it sounds, but I really like
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: some advice from a male's perspective. So for background purposes,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I am a twenty five year old girl and recently
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: single following a breakup from a very very serious relationship
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: in Brackets. We actually split while traveling Australia together.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Low and Brackets. I've moved back to the UK and
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: taken some time to be on my own, which I
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: think is super important following a breakup. I also love
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: my own company, which is a big deal for me.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: My problem is that I can't avoid male attention. I
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: know it sounds like a narcissist, but it genuinely bothers me.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I find that in a lot of environments I spend
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: my time in, particularly the gym, men tend to befriend
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: me and they don't really leave me alone. I think
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: the problem is I'm not a super dismissive person just
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: because it's my nature, but the men mistake this for
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: flirting or wanting to build a relationship with me. It
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: happens several It has happened several times now, even to
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: the point where they keep asking to do things outside
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: the said place where we met, which can be really,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: really awkward when I don't want to.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Like I said, I really enjoy being on my own
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: and want to take this time to be by myself.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I don't feel the need to rely on male validation,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: and I only want to spend time with people who
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: don't have an ulterior motive with me. And it feels
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: like these guys only want one thing. I've told them all.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I've recently come out of relationship and don't want anything
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: like that, but men do not take no for an answer.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: My ex used to tell me that I could be
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: overly friendly with men when I laugh at their jokes.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: It could make them feel good, but it doesn't mean
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I'm interested in them. To me, I just think I'm
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: being polite and would react the same way if a
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: female was making a joke. So how do I avoid
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: these situations and make men understand I don't want anything
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: to do with them without sounding rude, because, let's face it,
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: men can be scary when you reject them. Facts also
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: just wanted to say you guys have changed my perspective
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: on men in society today, and I really appreciate your
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: emotional maturity, communion, communication skills, and ability to understand women.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you for sharing this so other men can hear
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: how you guys think. Sorry, by the way, it was
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: really long.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Thanks girl. Damn, I don't think it's narcissistic. Narcissistic. Well,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: just she's saying narcissist at the start that it might
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: sound narcissistic. No, it's it's not narcissistic if it's happening
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, not at all. It's just it's just
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: she's like, it kind of comes across as like I'm
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: so hot. It's just for some reason, it's so frowned
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: upon to tell too, to admit that you're attractive. Yeah. Yeah,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. Hundred percent. For some reason it
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: is some people. You if someone was to say, I know,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I'm hot, people would be like, narcissist. Don't want that
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: person in my life. Your Yeah, you're fulliest elf. No
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: one's allowed to have self efficacy anymore. No, not at all.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: It's weird.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: It's such a valid problem because it's happening to you.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I think because of the proof of it happening.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: You're not. You didn't say word for word, I'm super
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: hot and I can't get rid of get rid of guys.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: You would just strap said because I cannot avoid male attention.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and fuck, it must be so difficult, Like women
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: live in completely different worlds, especially in these scenarios. Like
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to relate to her, like in my head
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: when I was reading it, I'm like going to the
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: gym and imagining said scenario, and it must be very difficult.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Like imagine if you just want to work out and
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: some guy just keeps going like like, hey, how you
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: being like, oh, you want to come hang out after
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: like and then making probably some snide remarks of how
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: good you're looking and stuff like that, probably and you're like, mate,
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I can read between the lines. It must be just very,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: very difficult. So I do feel for you in that.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Aspect of it. No, it would be something, but I
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: reckon we can help it. It's sort of like not
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: humbling a man. But how do we reject a guy
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: without making the scenario scary for her? All like confronting?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I want to know where they get the fucking confidence
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: some at it? Well, this is out of Australia. This
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: wouldn't happen, No, rarely, but I'd be rare if it did.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Other countries. Guys are confident. Man Europe, Yeah shit, she
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: says from the UK.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, europe guys are just like because a lot of
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Europeans come to Australia and they're like, guys, just don't
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: come up to you.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: We've had a bunch of a bunch of dilemmas. Yeah
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: about that. So let's get in the mindset of this girl.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: So she's at the gym. You want to set obviously
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: looking good, wants to be in it. I appreciate the
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: independent gym time. You just want to listen to your beats,
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: fucking dance, a little bit sing in your head, like
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: do that vibe.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: And then there's just this big behemoth of a bloke. Okay,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: here's the thing. So she's she's obviously very friendly by nature.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I think maybe that is what makes these dudes feel
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: as though they do have a chance. Right. I'm not
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: saying that that's right. You should be able to just
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: be yourself and be able to tell people I'm not
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: looking for anything and that they just accept that, right,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: But a little bit of rudeness.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, practice that resting bitch face.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you must be the friendliest looking person. Just looks
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: so approachable. Yeah, how do because I've been told I'm
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: not very I look like I'm angry all the time. Okay,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: let's just say you're her and you're working out, okay,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: and I'm a dude, and I'm feeling I really I
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: want to approach you, okay, And so you're working out.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm trying to catch you in between sets and
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: kind of which is also gem Etticuett by the way,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: terrible on between sets. You're between sets and I'm going
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: to come over, and what should I say? I want
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: to say? So I think it's okay, O listen some
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: beads and dancing, drinking some water. Who the fuck makes
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: that much a noise in between sets? You're crazy person.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking for the listeners, the audio listeners, well, I
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: kind of s okay city and normally, like an am,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to be silent. You know what, you
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know if you just an audio listen, you would
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: know I was working okay, fair well, they do, just
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: we just told him that I didn't. I'm doing some cardio.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I just finished on the stairs and I'm sweating. Okay, ready,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: here we go, here, here, here we go. You're drinking,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I'm walking, Okay, come over. I was a bit of
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: an intense stairs session. How was it? Oh? Yeah, hard?
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Stairs always is. Honestly, I hate it. Mate, couldn't catch
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: me doing stairs longer than five minutes. Just a warm
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: up for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, I'm off now anyway,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: have a good name. Sorry, my natural instinct that'd be fair.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: That's what she should do. That's what I do at
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: the gym because like like that happens with like males,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: like my mates come up to me and they're like, oh,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: what are you hitting? I was like, this chance, anyway
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: I've done Honestly, that's what she should do. Yeah, my
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: natural instincts took over, were we'll go back to her.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I've got to say. I think that's a good help. Okay,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: good you can shut shit down quick. Yeah, I gotta
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: go anywhere I go. What happens if you don't have
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: to go. That's at the end of a session mids okay,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: a midst mid session, okay, if you okay, here's the
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: thing is, I don't actually know. Let's say same scenario
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: and you said I, I'm off to finish my workout, right, yeah,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: and they go Okay, I don't know actually what to
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: do next if he doesn't get that message true as
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: a guy, like if you said oh, like, oh, you're
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: looking good, and you're like, yeah, yeah, I've got to
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: get back to it.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like gotta go on the rest of it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Because I could I myself the amount of courage that
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: would have had to be built up to go say
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: to someone, how was that stare session. I don't know
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: if anyone would do that, by the way, but would
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: make it so if you did say, oh, I'm off
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: to finish my workout, I would never talk to you
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: ever again. Yeah, hundred percent. So I think the takeaway
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: from that is I don't think it's too confronting for
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: you to reject him with saying things without open ended questions,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: so factual things where he can't ask any more question.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, though, is the way that you did that, right,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: so you're let's say you were going home, I'm off
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: to now yeah, is the might There's probably guys out
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: there that aren't afraid to say, oh, you're a bit rude?
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Aren't you? Trying to get her to stay in the
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: conversation and maybe apologize. Oh yeah, that'd say something, probably
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: have this little game that's a bit short. Yeah, something short. No,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: you're a bit rude, aren't you? I think some dudes.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: And then she's going to say, either follow through with
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: the rudeness and he'll take his loss, or it might
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: be confronting for her because she's not actually a rude
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: person and she's nice by nature and doesn't want to
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: be thought of as rude. So then she does apologie
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: and say, oh, sorry, I'm just I'm just tired. I
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: didn't mean to be rude to you. So down the O.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: This guy's thinking hook line and sinker. I've got her.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: So what do you do? I actually don't know. So
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I was going to say what I initially did is
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: a manageable step. But if this guy's pushing too much,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I'm a little bit stumped, which a lot of guys
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: would be, and that's when they become scary because like
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: they can't take no for an answer. So I don't know,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: do you reckon?
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: What's something that isn't confronted the public.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Place could be okay to be rude. What do you
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: reckon just saying I have a boyfriend? True?
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Like what I'm trying to think? What's not confronting for
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: someone to say okay with the boyfriend thing too. It's
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: good because if it's someone that you you know, you
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: don't have to be rude. Then you can start off
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: being yourself and being super polite. And then once they
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: do say you know, oh how about maybe you let
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: me take you out for a drink?
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: And then you say I'm I have a boyfriend I've
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: always actually wanted. You know how if someone says us
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: for your number and you say, I'm sorry I have
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Yeah, you're not supposed to say I'm sorry
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: because I'm not sorry that I have a girlfriend. Yeah,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: so what do you say just I have a girlfriend?
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: We're the same person. I've got this for the next
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: stimulated episode. I thought, Shit, you're not meant to say
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry just like I've got a girlfriend, I've got
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: a boyfriend, because you don't need to be sorry. And
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: then because again I'm actually I'm not sorry that I
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: have a girlfriend. And I'm also, to be honest, I'm
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: not sorry that you send me embarrass yourself I'm proud
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: of you for working up the coach to come say something.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: You'd be like, I'm in a happy relationship. Yeah, sorry,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: you're not. No, just saying so, I think you're gotta
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: stop pretending you have a boyfriend.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe so step step one is not open ended questions,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: so just being really blunt like, oh yeah, yeah, thanks,
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: it was good work. I've got to go anywhere I
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: got around all like, oh yeah, I've bout to do
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: the rest of myself. I've got to get to work
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: something like that. Yeah, which is still being polite, not
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: that confronting, I hope. And then round two of his
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: persistent just be like, I'm in a happy relationship, man,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Just sorry, leave me alone.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's the best way to go.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I can't say let me alone. That's confronting. But you're like,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I've got a boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, I from what I
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: can gather, I'll tell you out of my brain. Another
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: another tip I use it like festivals of people I
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk to, is I gotta go to toilet,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Like it's just like if he comes over and he's
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: just like asking questions, Oh, I just got to go
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Sorry, and then that's that's an easy out,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: not a long term out, but I always use that
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: one and then hopefully you don't run into him again.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: It's a bit different than the gym, but maybe a
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: public exciting or anything like that, and practice the rest
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: resting bitch face. That's a just go on. The resting
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: bitch face is actual probably a great thing to have
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: go in the mirror when you go to the gym, like,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: have some happy beats on them, and just in your
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: head you just be like, what's some angry shit on? Yeah?
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: I feel bad that, like in society that's become normalized
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: for someone to be like not take.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: No for an answer. Yeah, Like, but I don't know
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: why we were brought up differently, because if we, like
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: ever had the courage not to come up with someone
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: in person, but if like I don't know a DM,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I someone and that didn't seem interested. But yeah, well
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not welcome here. I'm gonna move on, dude. I
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: just you know what's crazy is that it is just
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: that simple. Yeah, But for some reason, it's not only
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: no friends who were like persistent true guys think no
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: means maybe where no means no. Yeah, no, facts couldn't
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: agree more. Maybe really hope that you can maybe like
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: that's this one's too confronting. But you could say, like,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: man like take no for an answer. True, that's too confronting,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: but that's like that's the thing is like confronting is
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: sounds like the way to go. But it's hard to
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: put myself in her shoes and actually think of saying
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: that to a guy, because when I'm saying do the
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: confronting thing, I'm thinking that they're saying it to me.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: If I've gone up to someone and they have been
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: blunt with me and I've decided to try and keep
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: it going, and then they say, dude, take no for
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: an answer. Me, that would be one hundred percent last straw.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: That would be in sid. I wouldn't even let it
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: get that far, you know what I mean. Logically it
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: has to be yeah, straw. So I think it's hard
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: for me to even, yeah, relate.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: You can't fathom someone not taking no for an.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Answer, Yeah, because I don't know what I would do
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: to persist. Yeah, it's sort of like not being able
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: to read the room, Like how can you not understand
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: she's uncomfortable? I just don't know I would have say, sorry,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: you have to deal with that, because I want to
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: be with someone that wants to be with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I don't want to convince you to be with me.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I don't want to Yeah, I don't want
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: to swindle you. Yeah, yea, even though I don't know,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I'm sorry. I think what we've
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: said is probably about the best advice I could give.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: There was a couple of good tips in there. Wrestling
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: bitch face. Really practice it. I have to say, like, like,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: not that I can relate to this problem at all,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: but I've been told I'm not very approachable because it
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: looks like I'm angry all the time. So it does work.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Like some people say, like like is Ali like does
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: he like me? Like, oh yeah, stunt, but I just
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: don't look like I'm so practice that it's a skill
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: and I do it unconsciously, which is lucky. Yeah, some
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: people maybe, yes, some people say I don't want a
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: resting bitch face, but hey, grass is always greener.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: There's a time and a place and a place, all right, everybody,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: thank you very much for listening. Jake, were asking for
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: some advice or to sign off the episode.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Sign off the episode. You know what to do if
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: you want to get joined in and sign off the episode.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: It is in the link of this video and also
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: the link on Instagram at them and it says sign
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: off episode with Jake's face. Actually, let's call Amy a.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: We also got a new phone so we can call
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: the women actual number, so hopefully they pick up. That's
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: not no caller idea. Hi, it's Aim speaking Hi Amy,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: It's Audi and Jake from the Relatables podcast. How are
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: you going? Oh good? How are you? Yeah? Really good?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: What to say? Thank you for picking up?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: We would like to ask could you please sign off
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: the episode or give some advice or spit a fact
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: or just say stay bad if you want.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about this today. Okay. My advice is
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: that if they if you want them to.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Change, they have to realize it first, and they.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Have to put in the work. You can't just hope
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: they're going to change. They actually have to realize themselves
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: and then they're going to make a difference. I was
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: thinking about this in my walk today. Oh my gosh,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: love is never a waste. Say it again, I missed it.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Love is never a waste? Oh ay, we called the
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: right person. You guys are amazing favorite podcast. Thank you very much, Amy,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Enjoy the rest of your day. Stay bad, Bye bye.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: That was text book needs. Are getting good, guys. That
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: was crazy that she was thinking about.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a sign from the world. It is.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: We called the right person. Stay bad. See ya.