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Stan the Chauffeur _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _619(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is a driver. He's an operator. He's a chauffeur,
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  Speaker 1: you feel me?
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  Speaker 2: A chauffeur.
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  Speaker 1: I met him in South Carolina when I was a
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  Speaker 1: recipient of his services. He is a one of one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm grateful to learn all about the world of chauffeuring.
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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is Stan, the chauffeur. Shine on me.
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  Speaker 2: And I will find a way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like usually like this is good. Right there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. This way it's not too static.
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  Speaker 1: But now if you get locked up like this, then
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  Speaker 1: you can move this. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: I'll loosen up and wiggle around.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you got to do. I'm that Muhammad Al listener, baby.
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  Speaker 1: You feel me, dog?
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  Speaker 3: I hear it all.
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  Speaker 1: I don't miss a beat.
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  Speaker 2: No, and then, you know, as emotions go, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you move around and wiggle the neck. You know, you
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  Speaker 2: laugh here and there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got different pieces inside of you, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And that's how it works, man. Stan Boilu.
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  Speaker 2: Boye.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know how y'all say it in Louisiana,
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  Speaker 2: but in New York, all my life, it's been Boye.
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  Speaker 1: Boye, son. Boye, dog. I like that, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder what it means.
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  Speaker 1: Probably beautiful or something.
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  Speaker 2: It means a.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful place or thing.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: And that's part of the BS that I tell women.
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  Speaker 1: You do?
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  Speaker 3: Because my name, Stanford, Stanford means a hard rock or stone.
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  Speaker 2: Boye means a beautiful place or thing. So like I
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  Speaker 2: tell them, within that hard rock, if you can get inside.
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  Speaker 3: Of it, it's a beautiful place.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a gemstone in there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's some real bullshit to lay on them though.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you got to lay it on like that. That's
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  Speaker 1: how you do it, man. Well, one thing I noticed
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  Speaker 1: about you right when I met you, because you and
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  Speaker 1: I met, I went to a South Carolina football game
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  Speaker 1: a few weeks ago. Yes. And you're a chauffeur.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And so you pulled right up on us and immediately
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  Speaker 1: we were like, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This something is going on here. This guy got loose,
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 2: We were laughing immediately.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. We were having so much fun, man. And is
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  Speaker 1: that where you're from, South Carolina?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm from the Bronx.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: I love the Bronx.
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  Speaker 1: So you started out there. What happened? Like, how did
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  Speaker 1: it go? Was your family was there? What was y'all
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  Speaker 1: doing over there?
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  Speaker 2: Well, in 95, my first wife left me and she
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  Speaker 2: went to Charlotte. Her mother was an IBM exec, and
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  Speaker 2: I used to go to see my daughter once a month.
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  Speaker 2: That kind of got to be expensive. So in 97,
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  Speaker 2: I literally walked off the corner in the Bronx, got
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  Speaker 2: on the Greyhound bus, and went to Charlotte because my
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  Speaker 2: first ex-wife's mother told me that if I was serious
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  Speaker 2: about changing my life, she would give me a shot.
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  Speaker 3: I stayed with her.
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  Speaker 2: Briefly until we had a conversation where she told me that...
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  Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be giving her something more than just
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  Speaker 2: rent while I'm staying in her house.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, nuh-uh. She was looking for a little bit of limb, huh?
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  Speaker 3: And I asked her, what are you talking about? Because
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  Speaker 3: I do your grass.
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  Speaker 2: I do the laundry. I don't bring anybody here. What
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  Speaker 2: more do you want? She told me I was a
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  Speaker 2: man and that she's pretty sure I could figure this
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  Speaker 2: one out.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, she wanted that interior design.
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  Speaker 2: I said to her, are you talking about the bonus plan?
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  Speaker 2: And she said to me, whatever you want to call it.
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  Speaker 2: And she said to me, it's my house, my rules.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't like it, find another place to stay.
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  Speaker 2: I moved out the next morning, and I've been off
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  Speaker 2: and running since.
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  Speaker 1: Dang. That's it. You said, look, I'm going to make
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  Speaker 1: my own choice for me. Why didn't you make that choice, though?
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  Speaker 1: Was there something about it that just wasn't in your
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  Speaker 1: DNA to say, I'm going to provide that for you ladies?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, that was my first wife's mother.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't realize.
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  Speaker 2: My first wife and I are really still cool. And
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  Speaker 2: that's my oldest daughter's mother.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't realize. Yeah, I think I missed a
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  Speaker 1: beat of the story.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, nah. First ex-wife's mother.
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  Speaker 1: Oof.
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  Speaker 2: And yes, my daughter knows. Yeah. My ex-mother-in-law and I,
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  Speaker 2: we have survived that.
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  Speaker 3: We don't even think about that no more.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a speed bump, man. Was she using at
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  Speaker 1: the time or something?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we all potheads. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So you never know. If somebody gets a little bit high,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know who you fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Man, dog, not me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you're right about that, bro. Like, shit, boy,
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  Speaker 1: you're right.
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  Speaker 3: About that, bro.
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  Speaker 2: No, because I knew you'll see things like that will
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  Speaker 2: surface back later, and my daughter might have resented that.
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  Speaker 1: You made the choice that you had to make as
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  Speaker 1: a man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so you're down there in Charlotte. You end
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  Speaker 1: up down there. You head down there. You live with
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  Speaker 1: your ex-wife. Her mother.
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  Speaker 2: Briefly.
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  Speaker 1: And stuff gets a little wild down there. And you're like, man,
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  Speaker 1: I got to get back out in the world. This
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  Speaker 1: ain't the spot for me.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Was that it? And is that when you started chauffeuring
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  Speaker 1: down there in Charlotte? When did you get behind the wheel,
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  Speaker 1: big dog?
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  Speaker 2: I started chauffeuring in 99. As a result, I was
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  Speaker 2: driving a truck on a highway one day going to Raleigh.
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  Speaker 2: And a guy in an SUV kept riding next to me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get my attention coming from the Bronx
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  Speaker 2: with that Bronx mentality. I'm thinking it's a, it's a hijacking.
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  Speaker 2: So I started dipping the truck towards his SUV and
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  Speaker 2: then the window lowered down. And he said to me,
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  Speaker 2: he wanted to talk to me about a driving job.
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  Speaker 2: We got off the next exit. His name was Shane.
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  Speaker 2: He was from Miami and he told me that he
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  Speaker 2: needed a driver for his stretch navigator.
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  Speaker 3: I had never driven a limo before.
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  Speaker 2: I decided to take the opportunity to, And it gave
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  Speaker 2: me a feeling, man.
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  Speaker 3: And I've never looked back.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, every guy wants to look good driving a
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  Speaker 2: nice car, burning somebody else's gas, and getting paid for it. Woo!
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  Speaker 3: And I really enjoy it. I mean, it is me now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, when you pull up, I was like, this is a,
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  Speaker 1: it was just part, it was this ensemble, bro. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't like I was going with you, you were taking,
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  Speaker 1: it was like, this is an adventure. You are welcome
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  Speaker 1: to Stan-gan-istan, baby. You know what I'm saying? That's what
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  Speaker 1: it felt like. I enjoyed myself that particular evening. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we had a great time, man. What are some of
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  Speaker 1: the things with chauffeuring? Do you have a code of
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  Speaker 1: ethics and conduct? What are some things you have to
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  Speaker 1: remember as a chauffeur?
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  Speaker 2: What I have to remember is, as a chauffeur, first
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  Speaker 2: of all, it's not about you as a driver. Your
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  Speaker 2: job is to make sure that your guests Have a
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  Speaker 2: good night. They enjoy themselves. Safe driving. Great customer service.
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  Speaker 2: You know, make sure they enjoy themselves. You know, if
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  Speaker 2: you have a sprinter, make sure they know how to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, work the music, the AC.
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  Speaker 3: You have to do a lot of ear hustling.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if you hear the women say something like
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  Speaker 2: somebody has to go to the bathroom, you're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: hit them. Hey, listen, group, we're going to make a
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  Speaker 2: stop because I have to go to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: If you hear them say something like they're running out
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  Speaker 2: of beer or they need some more soda or water,
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  Speaker 2: then that's when I'll hit them with, hey, y'all, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to stop at a convenience store because I.
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  Speaker 3: Need a Mountain Dew.
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  Speaker 2: I see.
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  Speaker 1: Put it on you.
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  Speaker 2: Bingo. You know, you always have to try to stay
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  Speaker 2: a step ahead of them. Make sure that wherever the
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  Speaker 2: venue is that they're going is safe for them. You
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  Speaker 2: have that responsibility. And if you have women... And I'm
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  Speaker 2: a male driver. I make sure that them women are safe.
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  Speaker 2: I have seven sisters. But that particular evening that I
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  Speaker 2: have those ladies, they are my sisters and my daughters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because people don't know when they're getting in with
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  Speaker 1: a driver what their mentality is. What are some of
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  Speaker 1: the worst things that passengers can do? What's the type
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  Speaker 1: of shit that... Throw up.
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  Speaker 3: Throw up in my vehicle. And what you talking about, vomit? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: from being excessively drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I had a guy one night, he's hanging
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  Speaker 2: out the window throwing up, and then I was in Charlotte,
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  Speaker 2: and he asked me to pull over. I pulled over,
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  Speaker 2: let him throw up. Another time, I had a group
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  Speaker 2: that I was taking down to Orangeburg in a Sprinter
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  Speaker 2: on a Monday.
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  Speaker 3: No, excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: It might have been about a Tuesday morning. I won't
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  Speaker 2: say the name of the organization, and the guy started screaming, hey, Stan, stop, stop.
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  Speaker 2: I pulled over on I-26. And let this guy hurl
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  Speaker 2: out the window.
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  Speaker 1: And he was vomiting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But things that I detest are somebody that's too drunk
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  Speaker 2: because you can't rationale with them. You can't reason with them.
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  Speaker 2: And then normally when somebody has been drinking a whole lot,
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  Speaker 2: the evening is going to go downhill. Amen.
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  Speaker 1: Every time. I mean, that's a given no matter what's
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  Speaker 1: going on. Yes. And you ever have anybody try to
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  Speaker 1: get you or get them out there to hustle to
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  Speaker 1: get a bag or something, get a little bag of
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  Speaker 1: dope or something like that? I mean, does that happen?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure people ask that kind of shit all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, people ask as a driver, especially out-of-towners, do you
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  Speaker 2: know where they could get such and such?
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  Speaker 1: And what they looking for usually, you think?
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  Speaker 2: Normally, somebody might want either a little cocaine. And my
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  Speaker 2: thing is, I don't know anything You know, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you never know whether they're an undercover agent or what. Plus, also,
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  Speaker 2: my boss would really be let down if that happened,
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  Speaker 2: you know, in our vehicles.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure. You also don't know if they're a
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  Speaker 1: little bitch and they can't handle their cocaine.
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  Speaker 2: Boom. Boom.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. That's true.
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  Speaker 1: That's the truth, boy. That's true. So that's the kind
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  Speaker 1: of thing, like, because, yeah, sometimes people don't think, like,
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  Speaker 1: when they go do something, like, they meet up with
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  Speaker 1: a chauffeur. you have a responsibility as a passenger as well, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they do.
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  Speaker 1: And people just, you know, like, I think that's just
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  Speaker 1: about life. people think just because somebody's providing a service
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean that you don't start to be a human
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  Speaker 1: being you know in that instances and take care of
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  Speaker 1: yourself um have you ever had a spot where uh
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  Speaker 1: like what i'm sure this happens a lot where a
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  Speaker 1: couple wants to make out or make a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of sex or something Brother, it happens. You had to
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  Speaker 1: stay in the car and put your ears like that,
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  Speaker 1: or what do y'all do?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: It's happened more than you think.
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  Speaker 2: The first time it happened, I was in a stretch limo,
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  Speaker 2: and I heard some kind of weird noise, and I
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  Speaker 2: had the partition up. I went to lower the partition
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  Speaker 2: to see what was going on in the back, and
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  Speaker 2: as the partition began coming down, I started trying to
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  Speaker 2: push it back up. I didn't want to see it.
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  Speaker 2: Her legs was in the air, and my man was
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  Speaker 2: pile driving. Ooh. About two or three months ago, I
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  Speaker 2: was in the Sprinter and I had some newlyweds. They
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  Speaker 2: were in Columbia outside of a little bar or something.
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  Speaker 2: Their wedding party was in the bar. They came out
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  Speaker 2: and got into the Sprinter. I thought the wedding party
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  Speaker 2: was coming out behind them. I felt the Sprinter rocking
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  Speaker 2: to the side. And I went to look into the back.
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  Speaker 2: I saw what was going on. I got out the Sprinter.
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  Speaker 2: And I went into the bar to go see whether
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  Speaker 2: or not the wedding party was coming out. They told me, nah,
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  Speaker 2: that time is for them. I gave them about 10,
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  Speaker 2: 15 minutes. Then I knocked on the sprinter. Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 2: about to take y'all home. When I took them home,
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  Speaker 2: knocked on the door, they were just getting dressed.
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  Speaker 3: It happens, brother.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So when you knock on that sprinter door, is it
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  Speaker 1: a hard knock like a cop or is it something
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  Speaker 1: kind of chill? Like how do you, because you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? You still have a responsibility. You got
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  Speaker 1: to make sure.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a soft knock just to let them know, hey. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: I'm about to, you know, check on y'all or we're
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  Speaker 2: about to get moving. I mean, you already know what's
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  Speaker 2: going on. Yeah. You know, I mean, honestly, that's why
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  Speaker 2: people rent limos and sprinters, man.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be surprised, man.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. Oh, dude, I do remember just now, actually, I
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  Speaker 1: ended up getting a BJ out there and.
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  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot about that. Thank you. Actually, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I never would have remembered it. I ended up getting
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  Speaker 1: a BJ out there from some girl. I think she
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  Speaker 1: was like a lieutenant... Like third lieutenant. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what was happening to her. I think she was, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if she was missing something. I don't remember
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  Speaker 1: what happened to her. She'd been in the military for
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  Speaker 1: a while. And she rattled me off a little BJ
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: over air somewhere. And that was in, I believe, this
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  Speaker 1: might have been over there in Missouri, somewhere over there.
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  Speaker 3: Now, as a driver, you have to avoid that.
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  Speaker 2: You do?
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  Speaker 1: You do? Oh, with them trying to give it to you.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Got it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what any other driver does. But my
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  Speaker 2: thing is, I have two daughters in total, including my
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  Speaker 2: God sisters. I have seven sisters. And I would not
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  Speaker 2: want any driver to think that he is a celebrity
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  Speaker 2: because they are out that night and they've been drinking
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  Speaker 2: and having a good time. And they may be hitting
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  Speaker 2: on him for him to go for it. They're hitting
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  Speaker 2: on you because they're drunk. They don't know you. They
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  Speaker 2: don't even mean to. They just out having a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Don't go for it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: That's a trap, huh? Yeah. Have you heard stories of
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  Speaker 1: drivers going for it and anything happening to them?
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  Speaker 3: I've heard drivers brag about going for it. I would never.
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  Speaker 3: I actually avoid it. I have run before. I have lied.
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  Speaker 1: Really get a runoff?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You ever have to lock a woman in a car
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  Speaker 1: and just get away?
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  Speaker 3: No, I want them out the car so I can
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  Speaker 3: get away.
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  Speaker 1: Got it, got it, got it. Yeah, that's better. Better idea.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. One lady actually had me call my mother 3
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  Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning, and I woke my mother up
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  Speaker 2: because this lady was gifted.
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  Speaker 3: I had two ladies in Charlotte one Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: Now, you know, they were at the breakfast club having
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  Speaker 2: a good time.
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  Speaker 3: They were really drunk.
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  Speaker 2: They lived across the street from the Panthers practice facility. Now,
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  Speaker 2: once again, I have seven sisters. So my intent is
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  Speaker 2: always to walk the women to their doors. I walked
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  Speaker 2: this lady to her door and as we went to
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: shake hands, she took these two fingers and this thumb
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  Speaker 2: and stuck them in her mouth. And she was holding
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  Speaker 2: my arm over here and I'm trying to get it
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  Speaker 2: from her. And the more I pulled back, the more
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  Speaker 2: she pulled in. And now she has her eyes closed,
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  Speaker 2: she got veins sticking out her forehead, and she's going
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  Speaker 2: off on my arm. I couldn't get it out of
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  Speaker 2: her mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Now, this is the truth, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Eventually, a feeling went down my arm, down my leg,
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: made my toes curl, came up my leg, and hit
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  Speaker 2: my right testicle. I snatched my arm out of her mouth, ran.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Jumped into Lincoln. I'm trying to start it. It's going jig, jig, jig, jig, jig, jig, jig, jig.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Because it wants to stay and get that blow job, bro.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: And then when the car started, since I had my
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: foot on the gas, rocks went flying out from behind
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: me and the car zoomed off. I went around the corner,
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: skidded to a stop and caught my mother three o'clock
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: in the morning. I'm like, mommy, mommy, mommy, you got
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: to wake up. You got to wake up. And mommy's like, Stan,
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: what's wrong? So I told my mother what happened. Mommy's like, Stan,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: so why'd you run? I said, Mommy, she has skills.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: If she could get on my finger and make my
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: body wake up, imagine. Y'all might not have ever seen
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: me again. My mother was like, Stan, you crazy, man.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Leave me the hell alone so I can go back
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: to sleep.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Man, yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Another time, I walked a chick to her door. I
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: had to go to the bathroom. I don't care if
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: my stomach is upset. I don't go to the bathroom
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: in women's houses anymore. This young lady let me into
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: her apartment. I went in the apartment. I'm peeing. When
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I went to open up the bathroom door, she was
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: standing there with her panties on. No bra, no clothes,
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: no nothing.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: What kind of panties was it, you think, if you
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: had to guess?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: It was some little flowery little joints, man.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Dang. Come on, springtime.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: She wanted me to go for it, and I lied.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: What'd she say? Did she say something, or was she
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: standing there just kind of rocking her body, or what?
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: She told me that she wanted to give me a
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: tour of the apartment and she wanted to show.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Me her bed.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: And when I told her that I wasn't going for it,
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: she told me that the guy I was driving for,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: once again, Shane with the Stretch Navigator, that Shane told
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: her that she could have me because he was having
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: her friend that he picked up two chicks in the
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: strip club Onyx in Charlotte.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Dang.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I got out of that, y'all.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I told the young lady that there were condoms in
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: the limo and I was going down in the limo
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: to go grab a couple of condoms. I got in
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: that car and yeah, y'all, I peeled out of there.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I've said that kind of shit. Damn, bro. I've said,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I remember one time I couldn't get an erection, right?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if you guys deal with that
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: in the black community or whatever, but I couldn't get
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: an erection, you know, a white erection or whatever.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Man, it happened to me before. Yeah.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: And so I told a girl, I was like, oh,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go get some condoms. She's looking at
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: me like, for what? You know what I'm saying, bro?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I was trying to make an excuse to get out
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: of there, bro. And bro, I've been going eight years
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: going to get them condoms. I ain't been back there since, dog.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Actually, that type of issue, and I'm going to be honest, y'all,
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: since we talking, that's what made me leave cocaine alone.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Three times.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: It.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: had me dead. The first time I was confused. The
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: second time I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: The third time I knew it and I was with
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: my second wife. That was my last time that I
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: used it because how she made me feel so stupid
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: when she was sitting there plucking it, talking about, look
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: at this.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do with this? What's wrong
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: with this?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: What did you do? And I'm sitting there feeling dumb
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: and dumb. And I said to myself, ain't no woman
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: on the planet going to ever make me feel like this.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: And I have not touched it since.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: How long did you use it for, Stan? Be honest
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: with me, bro, because I've been down that road.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I might have started using cocaine when I was about 15,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: maybe 16, and I stopped at 33.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: A lot of that had to do with lifestyle in
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: the Bronx. Growing up.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: With the guys that controlled my part of the Bronx.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I see.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, whether it was a coke, whether it was
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: a heroin, these... My guys were narco terrorists. So it
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: was always there. It was always around.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Like, were you at school seeing it after school? Were
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: you not in school? Were you seeing it, like, just
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: on the playgrounds? Like, did they have gang members that
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: had it? Like, what was it like? Like, when you
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: say guys that controlled the area, take me on that. Like,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: what was your neighborhood like growing up? Like, take me
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: through a little bit of that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I'm from the Bronx. I come off 169th Street, Washington Avenue,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: the Marvis Senior neighborhood. Our project was called Claremont Village.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: It's a good project. You know, recently there's been a
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: few shootings, but this is America, so that's going to happen. Yeah,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: we don't need everybody. But one thing that I can
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: say about that particular neighborhood, if it wasn't for a
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: man named Mr. Curtis Johnson, he was responsible for the
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: schools being open, for evening basketball, for the Friday night
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: hip-hop shows. He got the summer youth employment, the free turkeys,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: the free cheese.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: The Bus Rides to Great Adventures.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: The Poolmobile. The Skatemobile. All of that used to come
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: in the neighborhood. What was the Poolmobile? A big, giant
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: truck that came to the projects that had a pool
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: in it.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Nah, motherfucker. You tripping now, bro. You understand?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on. First, let's back up, man.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: In the summer, they used to have.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Every now and then the Skatemobile would come through You know,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: it's an impoverished neighborhood.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: So those things that we don't have, skates.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: And so what was that? They would just hand out
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: skates to everybody?
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Nope, you had to give up your sneakers.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: And, you know, they would give out skates.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: And then where would you skate? In the street?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, because it was blocked off.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Got it. So it was blocked off an area.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: The truck would come with the skates and everybody would
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: get them.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Wow, it's so cool. Yeah. But just the way that
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: creates a neighborhood event, you know?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: But then- They would close off in front of Claremont
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Center and a large truck would come with a pool.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: What? Like, what do you mean?
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: And we would have pool mobiles, skate mobiles.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: No, look at this.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Block parties. I've never seen this. We had parades. Johnson
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: was a good dude, man.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is it. And this right here on Perplexed
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: City says, yeah, New York formerly operated mobile swimming pools
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: called swim mobiles. Essentially, pools attached to trucks that could
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: be parked on residential streets. During the 1960s and 70s,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: these swim mobiles provided underserved neighborhoods access to swimming. While
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: the era of true mobile pools is over, there have
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: been recent proposals for pop-up or portable pools, such as
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: dumpster pools and temporary pool installations. What happened to those pools?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Can you look that up for me really quick?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I think it might have been a budget thing. People
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: phased it out.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: New York City's swimmobiles disappeared, mostly due to changes in
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: pool filtration standards, which made mobile pools harder to maintain
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: and operate legally.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Lawsuit shit. Somebody probably got some infection. Some asshole, and
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: they had to fucking make a big deal out of
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: it instead of putting some ointment on it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You bitch.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Additionally, budget cuts made it difficult for the city to
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: support their upkeep. Many fell into disrepair by the early 1980s. Oh,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: also the rising number of permanent public and private pools
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: also reduced the need for a mobile solution.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: So when would the mobile pool pull up? Like, what
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: was that like?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Various times during the summer. It's like when they closed
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: off 169th Street between 3rd and Washington. There was always
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: something going on for us, whether it was the skate mobile,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: the pool mobile, or just a block party. It was
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: always something. But when they would close off the street,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: that's the reason why I don't get on skates, man.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I do not do skates. Why?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I could never skate.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I was that stiff kid who would put the skates
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: on and just float until I could either touch a
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: building or go to a car or something.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not good on wheels like that and shit.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not good. I'm that gingerbread man. I'm just kind
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: of stiff.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: No, and one day I was on the skates and
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I'm going towards the rope. I will never forget this, man.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: And this girl pulled the rope back as I got
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: near it. And then she let the rope go. And
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I woke up later on. I don't get on skates, man.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Skates ain't for me, man.
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• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Let's get back a little more towards like the occupational
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: side of things.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: How hard is it to drive a limo and why
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: are those pretty much extinct these days, man? Because that
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: bitch seems ridiculous, bro.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Okay. The limos or the stretch market.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: The stretch market?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know, like the stretch limos.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Stretch limos, yeah. That particular market is almost drying up
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: because of the sprinters. Like the Mercedes sprinters has basically
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: eliminated the stretch market because why would you put, say,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: eight to 10 people in a vehicle that's low and
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: they'll be sitting down, the driver has to make wide
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: turns versus putting them in a sprinter, a Mercedes sprinter,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: where it may be 13 passengers, it may be a
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: 10 passenger, it may be the party bus, depending on
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: how the owner-operator has the interior designed. People prefer that.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: You just have to make a little wider turn.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Like, how do you do it? Like, if you had
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: to show me it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Well, I always drive with two hands.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: The reason I drive with two hands is because one
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: hand is not going to do it right, and a
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: lot of times, like, the wheels move.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: You have to constantly look into your mirrors.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: And you have to always make sure you have distance
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: between you and the vehicle in front of you because
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: those vehicles don't stop on a dime. And a lot
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: of times, like the public, people will see like the
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: sprinter or they'll see like a limo and they'll try
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: and undercut you and stop short. Come on, dog. You
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: don't have to do that, man. You know, as if
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: they're trying to cause an accident. I'm constantly sweeping my mirrors.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going from left to right constantly. I'm constantly looking in...
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: like your middle mirror if you have one, but most
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: of the time you won't if it's a stretch. If
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: it's a sprinter, you're not going to have that either.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: So you have to really learn how to use your mirrors,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: keep the space in front of you. You have to
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: be a really good driver as well as taking care
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: of your charge of your people.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, Would it have been some situations
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: that have gotten a little sketch out there for you,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: like on the road? Like what's some of the most
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: harrowing situations you've had to deal with?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, I was in Charlotte. And one thing as a
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: limo driver is that you're not supposed to, you know,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: pick up, you know, a person that hasn't been.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Booked.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I was at the bowling alley in Charlotte off of
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Park Road. I dropped somebody off over there and I
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: was about to leave. A guy came out the bowling
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: alley and he asked me if I was going to
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: the uptown Charlotte area.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: And he said to me how he had never been
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: in a limo before. And, you know, could I just
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: take him? I figured, you know, the guy was bowling.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: It's nothing. I'll take him. So he got to the
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: limo and I pulled off. And then and then the
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: guy asked me, he said to me, hey, is it
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: true that as a chauffeur, you're not supposed to be armed?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, why? He said to me,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: so what would you do if somebody's robbing you? I
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: was like, man, I ain't even worried about that. And
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: then the guy said to me, man, look, what would
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: you do if I'm robbing you? And I turned around
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: and looked at him, and I said to him, why?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: And then the guy said to me, man, because this
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: is a robbery. And I said to the dude, okay,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: it's like this, man, because now he messed up. I
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: said to the guy, it's like this, man. I practiced this.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: It's like this. I could hit my brake. Open the
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: door and roll out and let the car go. And
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I showed him how I had the door open. I
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: said to the man, I practiced that. I said, but nah,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: it's like this. If you have a gun, I roll
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: out the door and the car keeps going. I said
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: to him, now, if you have a knife, that means
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: that you have to be up on me. And if
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: you're up on me, because the guy was, you know,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: leaning close, I said to him, man, if you're up
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: on me, here's what's going to happen. My foot hit
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: the gas. The gas hit the floor. I turned the corner.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: He fell all over the car. I'm doing about 90
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: miles an hour in Charlotte about 2 o'clock in the
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: morning looking for a cop, turning corners, driving wild, skidding
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: and all of this stuff. The guy's falling all over
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: the place. He's telling me I'm crazy. Something's wrong with me.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: And I'm hollering at him, we're both dying tonight. Yeah,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: let's die. And like I said to him, my family
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: know I can drive. I'm surgical behind the wheel. So
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: if I hit a building, they're going to know something
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: was going down in this car, man. And then I
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: skidded to a stop. And I said to him, you
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: can get out now. The guy got out, put his
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: weapon away. He had his finger up in the air.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: He's telling me, man, you're crazy. F you, this, that,
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: and the other. And I'm sitting there going, wait, how
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: about the robbery, man?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Where you going? Man, fuck him. But that's the kind
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: of shit, bro, that you got to be prepared for.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, you do.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: What about another instance? You pull up at a gas
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: station and you refueling the coach and then somebody come up.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Something happened over there. I'm sure you're running into some
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: characters out there, man. Take me through some of that, Stan.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: You do, but that's where the Bronx, that's where that 169th.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Street That's where you know what's going on. We right, yeah.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Like I tell people, yo, dog, don't walk up on me, man.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a different dude, man.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I tell them, don't.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I keep a lawyer on a speed dial. His name
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: is Ken Snow. He's in Charlotte, y'all. He's good, too.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: And I tell people, do not walk up on me, man,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: because if I got to take off the glasses, we
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: getting down.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: I take off the glasses for two things. They both
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: begin with an F.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Fighting and, you know, and I tell people, do not
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: walk up on me.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, 100%, man. 100%, dog. That's the thing, yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: you got to tell people, do not walk up on me.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Do not walk over here sometimes.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. No, because I have this $ 200, 000 vehicle, and
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I have people. I may have somebody who's a $ 200
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: million person with me.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I don't want anything to happen to that person.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: It's not my responsibility to be executive protection, but I'm
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: not going to let something happen to somebody who's with me.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Right, that's part of the gang. Right.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, me and that person will stomp somebody out together.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: And do you keep a blade on you? Do you
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: keep a pistol on you?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: No. No.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Are you allowed to keep that thing on you?
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Some people do. I'm an anti-gun guy.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: I'm anti-gun.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: But I know you've had a blade on you before.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: You told me a story about a blade, not a dude, huh?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, man.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: What happened with that?
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. This guy, he was a home contracting scam
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: artist named Mickey Moore. My house in Charlotte that I
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: had bought and renovated— it had a HVAC problem.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Now, once again, y'all, I'm a reject from the projects.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know any of the language as far as
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: that century AC and HVAC and all of that stuff.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: So my HVAC, the heat went out.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: A friend of mine put me in touch with a
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: friend of his who worked, who worked for a guy.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: They came over to the house. The guy said all
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: the right things. He blew smoke up my ass, you know,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: and he told me everything. Native American shit. I mean,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: he told me everything that I needed to hear. Um,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: My at-that-time girlfriend was saying to me, Stan, something sounds
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: funny about this.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: And I told her, no, well, he's a friend of
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: this dude here. Let's let him do the job.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: And did he have a ponytail or anything? What did
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: he look like?
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Mickey Moore. Well, come to find out, heroin user, heroin dealer,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: pill user, pill dealer.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: The lady.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: There he is right there.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Yup, that's him.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Are you sure that that That's Mickey. Oh, yeah. I've
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: seen this guy. He does all those Jesse Ventura impersonations.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: This guy here, he had a company in Charlotte called
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: CSC of the Carolinas. The lady before me, an 87-year-old lady,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: he scammed her for $ 43, 000. Ooh, pop. Then when he
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: got me, he got me for $ 10, 000.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: He took out a perfectly good HVAC system that only
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: needed to have a fuse changed.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: And dig this y'all he incorrectly installed a highly defective
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: unit that he must have bought off the marketplace or
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: from some bogus place that had turned my crawl space
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: into a foot of mud um he um.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Blender in that bitch he took out a regular hvac
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: system and he put a fucking yeah a two-story microwave
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: in that.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: We literally have poison gas coming through the floor um
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Another air conditioning company cut off my gas.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: They threatened to, I mean, I was having headaches and stuff.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: That's because he put a lawnmower in that bitch. He
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: put a riding lawnmower where your fucking HVACs was.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Then he vandalized my central air, figuring that I'm not
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: going to know. State Farm noticed the paperwork was incorrect,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: and they called me and said to me, man- We're
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: investigating you for fraud. And I'm like, what are you
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: talking about? And then when they explained it to me,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: and then I'm like, wait a minute. So no wonder
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: why something's been wrong. I called a couple of other
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: AC companies. They came over, they checked the work, and
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: they told me what he did. I contacted this guy,
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: and he told me, F.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: You, Stan.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: You'll never find me. And I explained to Mickey, I'm
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: a New Yorker. I don't have anything to do. I'm bored.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I will find you one day. I will find you. Well, y'all,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I did find him. And when I found him, Mickey
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Moore had an eight to 10 inch knife on him
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: and a crowbar. I got out of my car with
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: my hands in the air. No weapon, y'all.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Raphael and Donatello.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: A little while later, Mickey was popped eight times with
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: his own knife. 20 cops came to my house to
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: come get me.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: And that's all we know.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: But I'm in the street, y'all.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: And that's all we know, boy. Anybody who knows me
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: can fill it in. That's all we know, son. Pin
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: the tail on the donkey, homie. That's all we know, bro.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I explained to the judge that I'm from the Bronx.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: And if you take somebody's weapon, it's called a free kill.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: She said, told me that in a civilized society, there's
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: no such thing as a free kill. Well.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: It's a difference of opinion.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Very true. And he is alive. But anybody, once again,
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: who knows me knows that I'm no dummy. Below the
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: waist is misdemeanor. Above the waist is felony.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is. You just have to watch out for
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: that femoral artery that the judge told me that I
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: almost hit. I missed it by less than half an inch,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: but he got popped eight times. Ken Snow, y'all. He
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: did his thing. I'm in the street.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Ken Snow, baby. That's another advertisement for Ken Snow. And
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: you based over out of Columbia, South Carolina. That's where
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: you're riding at now.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: That's where you're chauffeuring at now, man. And yeah, if
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: you guys, we'll put Stan's info out there, man. If
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: y'all want to ride with the dog when you pull
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: up somewhere in Columbia, South Carolina, man, that's the guy
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: to do it with. Signature transportation. Dude, that story's crazy, bro.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, one story you was telling me, oh,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: so you've had some love issues over the years, bro.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, man. I love the women, y'all. I paid
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: for two divorces. Let's see. I'm 60. I'll be 61
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: on the 24th of this month.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: You look great, brother.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: My on and off again girlfriend, she's only 25. She's
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: in Columbia.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was telling Theo how January 7th of
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: this year, how she hit me with a pot of
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: fettuccine noodles that I was boiling.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: And I ended up in.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Let's say it again, fettuccine noodles.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Fettuccine noodles, y'all, that I was boiling.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: And I ended up in the doctor's hospital in Augusta, Georgia,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: which is America's largest burn center. And I had to
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: have some surgery because my left ear was melted in
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: the back. I was burned back here. I mean, they
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: had me wrapped up like a mummy. It was bad.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Melted in the bag.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: And then after.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Telling Theo the story about how I got beat up
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: that particular night and my gold chain was twisted into
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: my neck.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Take us through it, Stan. Take us through it. Take
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: us out of the, you know what I'm saying? No judgment.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: She was drunk that particular night. She came by my apartment. And,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: you know, once again, you know, drunk people, you know,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: it's hard to rationalize this, that, and the other.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, they be wildin'. Yeah, she was upset about
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: a few things. I'm in the kitchen.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to make some, I'm frying some chicken parmesan,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: making fettuccine noodles. and making the vegetables and, you know,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: like just pushing and shoving. I'm trying to get her
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: out the kitchen. And then when she grabbed ahold of
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: my chain and started, you know, choking me.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: So she grabbed your chain.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: And basically I had to get her attention by feeding
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: into what was going on. And then when I was
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: moving out of the kitchen, she began looking at the
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: stuff on the stove and I was hoping that she
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: did not grab the chicken parmesan with the vegetable oil
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: in it. And instead she grabbed the pot with my
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: fettuccine and I said to her, don't do it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: If you do it, you're going to go to jail.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: And then she picked it up and as I turned
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: to run, I felt it hit me. And when it
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: hit me, I ran out of my door and I
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: was screaming, ah, you really burnt me. And then my
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: dog Snowy Snowy started trying to attack her then. I
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: went back into my apartment, but I had already called
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: the police. I left my door open, and that's when
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: the cops showed up.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: And when the cops showed up, was there water in
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: the pot too, or just in hot noodles?
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Water was on the floor.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: But were they boiling the noodles? Was the noodles boiling?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: They were boiling when she threw them on me. Yeah, man.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: So would you have rather, in hindsight, got hit by
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: that entree, by that chicken parm? or you think the
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: fettuccine or the fettuccine noodles?
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Given a choice, the fettuccine was better because the chicken
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: parm was in vegetable oil, and that would have really
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: torn me up.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: And how did that feel when that first hit you, man?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: When that chini hit you, bro? It stung.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: It stung something fierce. I screamed, ah, this shit stings.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: And I ran out my door and I said to her,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: you burnt me.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: There you are right now. And that's it.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I went back inside and she was telling me at
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: that time, she realized what she did then.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Did you have a shirt on? Did you put your
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: hands in the air? Did you get down on the ground?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Did you put some milk on it? What did you do?
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: I did not do anything to it. I did not
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: touch it.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: And when the police and the EMTs came, they were
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: literally picking noodles and stuff off me. It stung like crazy.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't do anything. I didn't even touch it. I mean,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: later on, I went to bed. The next day... You
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: went to bed? Eventually, I went to sleep. Just like that.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Did you put the gauze on?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: I didn't do anything because I didn't think it was bad.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Honestly. Then the next day, I went to see a
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: friend of mine to borrow some money. Yeah. But I
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: noticed that it was dripping over there. It was really wet.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: And when my friend looked at my head, he said
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: to me, what happened to you? And I didn't say anything.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: And he said to me, who did that to you?
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: And then the tears just started rolling. So he knew.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: His or yours?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: No. Whose tears?
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: My tears started rolling.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Damn, look at this shit here. You look like a
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: model in one of those fashion shows or something.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: And what my friend said to me was.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: This is like some BCBR G-Max's area, bro.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: They sent me my.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Actually, it's my friend Scott that owns Signature Transportation. Mm-hmm.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: He's like my boss, friend, big brother. Scott told me
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: to go to the emergency room. So I went to
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: the emergency room. And when I walked into the emergency room,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: they didn't take my name or anything. They just walked
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: me into the back.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: You hit the express lane?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Wait, dig this now. They took me into a room.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Three doctors came in there. They didn't touch me. They
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: walked around me and they looked. And one doctor said
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: to me, sir, there's nothing we can do for you here.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: You have to go to Augusta. And I said, what's
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: in Augusta? He said, America's largest burn center. And I
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: said to him, yeah, well, okay, I'll go. Let's do it.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: They calling you up to the big leagues, baby.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Now, bear in mind, I'm in a little shock.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: So they gave me the referral, and they told me
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: the referral is for 7 o'clock tomorrow morning.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: And they wrapped you up like this or no? No,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: they just sent me home. Because this shit look like
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: they got you in a damn to go box right here.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I went home and took a shower not knowing that
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have did that.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: You can't feel it, bro?
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: I'm in shock.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, my bad, man.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: And then I smoked me some herb, and I went
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: to sleep. I got up the next morning, got in
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: my car, and I drove to Augusta. And was it
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: still dripping a little? Still dripping.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: And what's dripping? Is it dripping that's in your shirt,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: or what's popping?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: It's getting on my clothes.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Does it smell like fettuccine at all?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: No.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Or like a little bit of garlic or parmesan?
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: It was just weird because....
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: It felt like sweat on one part of my body.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fuck, you a damn side item out there.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that the back of my ear was
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: literally melting. I mean, I was literally messed up. I
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: went to Augusta.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, look at this shit, bro. You look like
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: a damn blackstronaut, bro. They got you fucking looking like
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: you're going to space right there, bro.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: But the crazy thing is, man, like I tell anybody.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Hey, Stan, they got you.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: She didn't mean to hurt me. She was intoxicated.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, I'm not saying that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm saying as bad as it looks.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just, yeah.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: As bad as it looks, I can honestly say because
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I still deal with her to this day.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: People ask me why all the time.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I go, why? Life is life. Shit happens. Love is
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: love too, man.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: And that's the thing. I'm 60. She's 25. And- I'm
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: going to say this publicly, y'all. I love the shit
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: out this young lady.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I do. We go through
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: it all the time.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Look at Belichick. He on that shit, bro.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, and this happened, and the police wanted to
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: arrest her. They were trying to convince me to let
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: them press felony charges on them.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Felony for the fettuccine?
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm telling them no. I'm telling them, no, first
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: of all, she has two boys. Who's going to raise
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: her sons? Got to be two more young black men
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: in the system. We not having that. And my thing was,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: she was intoxicated and emotional. It's not like she did it.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Had she not been intoxicated, it would have never happened.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: She's beautiful, like most people.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's not like she's- Alcohol changes your personality
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: in everyone. Oh, yeah.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: It's not like she's hiding in the woods sober with
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: a fucking pan of, you know, orzo or angel hair
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: pasta or something. She'd pop out and hit you with
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: that bitch. This was something that was drunken, and then
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: it happened.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Boom, yeah.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: God, it's crazy.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's my baby.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: That's your girl, yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: That's my baby.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Well, look, we love who we love, bro.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: We love who we love.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: And that's sometimes how, that's one of really the interesting
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: things about love, I think, Stan.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. It's weird.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, bro.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: You can't even explain it. And everyone I know tells me, Stan,
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: stay away from her. She's not right for you. Everybody
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: she knows tells her, oh, F him. Stay away from
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: that dude. He's too old for you.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's an old man. This, that, and the other.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: But like I tell her, okay, I'm a little older.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: But ask your friends. Do they have a good man? Huh.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Do they have any man? Ask your family. Do they
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: have a better man?
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't cheat. I don't drink.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I'm in bed by 10 unless I'm working.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I go out the house to walk the dog,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: buy my herb, get my Mountain Dews and my Dutch Masters.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't go nowhere.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Look, that's a South Carolina fitness routine, man.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, she still has a decent guy here. I
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: don't care how people feel about me.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Type shit, man.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: But my thing is, when it comes to her, I'm
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: there for her. Right. You know?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's the interesting thing about love, man. Some
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: days love is a sitcom. Some days it's a scary movie.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Some days it's just the same movie over and over
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: and over again that you really are at peace watching.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: But to be honest, I can't take much more of
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: that particular madness.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: The drinking?
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: No, the madness.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: That goes with the whole relationship. I mean, the whole madness.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm 60 years old. I'll be 61 in
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: another two, three weeks.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: I paid for two divorces. I'm looking for my last queen.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm looking for, I want real. I want a woman.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I want my woman. I want somebody to make me
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: happy for this last, what? I'm 61, y'all. How much
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: more time do I have?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I think you got a lot of time, bro.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Because you seem like that guy, they ain't going to
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: get rid of. Look at the, bring up another shot
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: of him in that helmet, bro. They had you packaged
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: up in this bitch, bro.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: God damn, bro, you look like an undercover cop at
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: a cotton ball factory, homie.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: They asked me who drove me to Augusta.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I said to them, I drove myself. They were like,
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: you did what? They said to me, who's with you?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: One of the doctors asked me, well, how could you
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: take the pain? And I said to him, what pain?
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: My C45678 is fused and my L5S1 is fused. Right.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I could do pain.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, other than it stinging, I was literally in shock.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you a damn Lego person at that point, man.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: That's nothing. We've gotten past that. We have a decent friendship.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, like anything else, it goes up and down.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: But right about now, it's beginning to get old.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to see what else is. Look, it
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: needs to evolve. If it's going to, it would be
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: nice for it to evolve into a better place. Boom.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: And that's okay to say that, man.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Either be real with me or be gone so that
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: somebody else can go on and get this dude here
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: that's a good dude. Gang, gang, gang.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: And that's my mantra to her.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Either you take advantage and let's be real and let's
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: start with the BS or let's go our separate ways
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: so that you can do you and I can find
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: that woman that's actually out there looking for me.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 48:30
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  Speaker 1: I was just thinking the other day, like, you know,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: one of the things that I just like, it's nice
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: to think about that person that's out there for you.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Kind of like, you know, that's one thing. Like, I
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: realize instead of sometimes I'll be a little bit like,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: can I meet somebody? Because everybody can meet. Not everybody
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: can meet someone.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: It's like, where is she, though?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: It is exciting, though, too, thinking that there's somebody out there, right?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: You know, and where that person is and what their
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: life is like. And that's like an exciting thing.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: I want that ultimate queen, man.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, bro, I'm going to see you on the throne
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: with your dime, bro. You deserve it, man.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: At least while I still got a little lead in
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: the pencil.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Hey, bro.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nope.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: That's it, man. Has that ever been a tough thing
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: in your relationships? Because you said you had two wives.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: What's caused some of those to go astray? What have
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: you struggled with in relationships, do you think, man? Because
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: you were good when you were a chauffeur, right? You
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: were good when you were an operator. I'm in control, right?
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: That's a control situation. I'm the one who's running everything.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: It's my way, kind of, and the highway.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Well, that's something that a lot of women have a
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: problem with. Especially, and I hate to say this, and
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: y'all going to jump on me about this, especially African-American women.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Because a large percentage of our African-American women have been
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: raised in a household without a father. So that dominating
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: or that stand-up man is not there. And they all
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: say that they want one. But when they run into
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: a strong guy who's going to lead and speak, They
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: want to resist. Oh, oh, you think you my father.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: You trying to control me. No, I'm not, darling. Yeah. No,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm a man.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Lay low, wonk. Men are leaders. Lay low, wonk.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, men are leaders.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Allow me to lead.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: You know, but a lot of African-American women, that's not
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: in their household. You know, you hear a lot of
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: black women saying, oh, well, I don't need no man.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Come on, y'all. Let's stop that. Because that filters down
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: to the kids. Now, you hear your boy, excuse me,
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: your son hears you all the time saying, oh, well,
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: I don't want no man.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: I don't need no man. Then what do you think
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: that does to him?
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: That lowers his self-esteem and that makes you raise a
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: weak man. You know, your daughters pick up on that
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: same mindset. I don't need no man. And they grow
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: up being resistant, you know, to guys trying to lead them.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: And see, that's a world that I don't know about,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you know, because it's not part of, you know, it's
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: part of my universe because I live in the universe,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: but it's not part of, like, my world. I don't
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: have a lot of experience in that space. But you've
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: struggled in marriage and stuff. Like, what is it, like,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: how do you think, if you look back on your
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: own life, you could have been better at being somebody
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: who loves or is loved?
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: First wife.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: I was streetwise, running in the street, Hanging on Washington Avenue.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Were you wearing jerseys and shit like that?
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. I've never been a jersey dude.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Always dress nice, you know.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: I've never been one to wear.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Wearing cologne back then or what? Yes.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: What kind?
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: At first it was Lagerfeld. And now, like these glasses,
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: it's Prada.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Bring up that Lagerfeld. Let me get a little look
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: at that bottle.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: It's called Lagerfeld.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Bring up that shit, that splash.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Bingo, the original, the classic.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: The classic, baby.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: That splash, baby.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I remember growing up.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Big Stan got that splash.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: One of my older brothers, a guy named Tony Pinnell
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: that I really love, right? I would put on like
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: my Lagerfell and T would say, yo, Ice, because that's
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: my nickname in the Bronx.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Yo, man, that stuff got you smelling like a wet
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: paper bag, man. Take that off.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: But the women would be doing things like... Woo, who's
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: wearing that? And I'd be going, AOT, see?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: See?
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: And Tony would be going, y'all, y'all, y'all ice, but
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: I don't need that to pull him. And my man
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: TP used to pull him. Hey.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: He ain't need no Lagerfeld.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: He ain't need no.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Lagerfeld, huh? Look at that cologne, baby. That's the bird seed,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and that brings, I have them flocking over, bro. That's
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: how it is, man.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: But now it's Prada. I love that Prada.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: And these glasses, this is my second pair of Prada.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: And as you see, they are a little injured because
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: like my first pair of Pradas, my dogs got to
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: my Prada glasses.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: They destroyed them. So I bought these.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Then, yes, Snowy got to these again one day. She
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: chewed off the side here, bit on my lenses, but
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: didn't dig this, y'all. I do have a brand new
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: pair of Prada glasses at the house. I just have
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: not had the prescription put in it yet. Like, shit, man.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: That's all.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, man. Nobody's judging that, but I feel you.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: You got to tell them you got to preach that exactly.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: What advice do you have to young men out there
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: who are starting out on their path if they could
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: look back on your path and do something different, bro?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Or what have you learned in your life so far?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Because you're at an interesting spot, right? You are entering
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: that third trimester of your life, right? And it's really
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: kind of like the master class of life.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: In a lot of ways. That's when you can give
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: the best advice.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you have at least the most experience to
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: share from.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Like I'll tell anybody, the street, leave it alone.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: It's a lie.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: It's a lie. You young guys, y'all want that street credibility?
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: It's a lie. You want to sell drugs?
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: It's a lie. You'll end up in jail, okay? You'll
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: end up killing your own dreams. This is what you do.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: You stay in school. Get that education, y'all.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Go to college. Get that education.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, like I told my son, Ricky, when he
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: was telling me he didn't.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Want to be a nerd, I said to him, why, Ricky?
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: I told him that's where I made my mistake.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Because I wanted to be in with the in crowd.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Okay. I got tired of being teased, picked on, called
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: the professor, the scientist.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: So what did I do?
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: I started being with the bad kids. I started dropping
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: my grades. I told my son, Ricky, it's okay to
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: be a nerd. All right.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: And he's like, nerd. I said, Bill Gates.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Bill Gates was a nerd. Look at Bill Gates now.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: People who picked on him, the girls who laughed at him,
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: the guys who threw stuff at him. They're trying to
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: download his dick right now. They would love for him
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: to at least read a resume. It's okay to be
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: a nerd.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: You're right. Them bitches trying to download his dick right now.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: My son, he's in Spain.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Shout out Ricky, man. He's a handsome kid, nice kid. Yes.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Y'all, he looks just like me. He's just a younger,
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: smarter guy. better looking version.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: You know, I mean.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Amen, bro.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: He's in Spain. He's been there for almost three years now.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: He's getting a master's in Spanish and Spanish culture. Like
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: I told Ricky, you do that, man. I mean, you know,
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: you get those degrees. I told him, I got five
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: years taking law classes, y'all.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: No degree. Ricky, get your degrees, man.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Get your shit, Ricky.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Get your shit, Ricky. We need that, man.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: And he's not a street dude. He's a good guy.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Amen.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I want to ask this, man, and blessings to Ricky
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: and your children, Stan. What happened to the fettuccines? You
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: get over there, they got you in the burn water. What,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: did they give you a room over there?
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Because once that side item hits your neck and your
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: shit's dripping, bro, you got to tighten up.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: You know, because that's just, man, that's so dangerous. If
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: you get hit by a side item and you're just,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: then you're dripping, bro. How do you handle that? They
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: gave me an injection. And I woke up later wrapped up.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Just like that.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: I woke up later, wrapped up.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: The doctors told me that since I drove myself from
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Columbia to Augusta that I can't leave. They told me
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: somebody has to come get me. My oldest daughter lives
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: in Atlanta. I called Jazz. She came to get me. Naturally,
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: my daughter was ticked. She was upset?
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Very much.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: At you? At the whole situation. She does not like
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: the whole situation. And like she said to me, Daddy,
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: you already know, and I'm not going to get on you.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: We'll talk about it later. You know, so I had
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: to respect that. She took me home. My youngest daughter, Unique,
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: she came, checked in on me for a few days.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: And what was it like? Did you have to stand up?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Were you allowed to lay down? Did you have to
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: sleep standing.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Up or what?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: No.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: You lay down.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: It's really weird because you have to change your bandage
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: every now and then. You have to keep it clean
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: because you have open burns.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, baby.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: You know, now it's come back in nice, you know,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: because the ointment they gave me. And then I was
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: putting cocoa butter on it almost every day. I recovered.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: My skin has recovered. My mind has recovered. Our relationship
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: regarding that event, we've moved past it. We have recovered.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: And now we're on to.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: other issues that are messing with the friendship or the relationship.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Got it what do you uh what do the ladies
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: need most man if you want to keep a lady
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: you think what do the ladies need most you think.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: If i want to keep one what do they need
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: most one trust trust understand that During the course of
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: my life, the serious relationships that I've had, and I
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: do understand when people explain to me that my personality
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: has caused issues because I'm a friendly guy. I'm a
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: talkative guy. I like to smile. And I'm a handsome guy.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: So a lot of times women.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: You look like Randy Moss. People tell you that a lot?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I've heard- Samuel L. Jackson.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Different type of dudes, man. My thing is I'm a
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: social guy.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Gerald LaVert. Anybody ever say that?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: I have a flirtatious personality. Oh, yeah, you do. So
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: that will- That don't help with relationships. No, it doesn't.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: And I can't help it because I'm a social guy.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I love people. I like to talk. I
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: try to keep the flirting down to a minimum, especially
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: if I'm involved with somebody.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: But y'all, I'm a Scorpio. Can't help it.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: We out there.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: It's ingrained in us.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: It's in us, man. And I'm not even a Scorpio.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: But how about this? People say the bedroom plays a
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: big part in a life and a relationship. Do you
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: believe that that's true or not?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, it does.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: It does because I'm 60 now. I'll be 61.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: There's changes going on in my body.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not as strong as I once was. You know.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Like in boxing.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: One time there was 15 round prize fights. Now they're
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: 12 rounds. You know, my body's beginning to fail. You know,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: it's different. And that causes problems. Oh, yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: My shit's a Jake Paul fight. My shit will take
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: a fall in the second round.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: You feel me? You know, I mean, I'm getting older.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: So the body's acting different. But the experience kicks in.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: The experience kicks in.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: What's your biggest sexual move, if you had to think physically,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: if you had to even.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: My biggest sexual move or sexual act?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably act maybe or just ability.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Put it like this. For example, I love to eat fruit.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: I love to eat fruit, especially my little baby. I mean.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: I remember in the past, I've had, I've made women
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: speak alien. Forget speaking a foreign dialect, y'all. I've made
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: them speak alien, okay? They don't even know what the
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: hell they even said, you know? And we get past that.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: We just laugh.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: I stop and go, what was that you said? I
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: don't even know. Just go on and finish, okay? You know?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: You out here duo lico.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Duo lingo, duo lico, homie. You out there teaching. You
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: teaching new languages, Stan.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Man, make them speak alien, man.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: That's it, bro.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's it, boy. Exactly. Dang. Has a ride, a
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: passenger ever led to a date or a relationship, even
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: in a professional, you know, not like at that moment,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: but like let's talk and say hey another time?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I won't.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: I won't do it. It's against my ethics.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: What if a passenger starts to pass out or something?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Are you licensed to know CPR? Are you licensed to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: know any medical skills? Do you think was there ever
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: an emergency you had to do something?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: No, and if there is an emergency, I'm going to
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: do two things.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Waze, and I'm going to look for
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: the nearest emergency room, and I'm going to hit 911.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Gang, gang, gang.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: And I'm not stopping at any red lights.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Amen, baby. What do you think about Waymos when you
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: see them, those Waymos?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Waymo?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: What's that? Bring up a Waymo if you can for Stan.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: It's a driverless car they got now.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Nah, uh-uh. Nah, nah, nah. I don't like driverless cars, man.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: I don't like driverless cars at all, at all. At all,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: because what that's going to do is eventually that's going
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: to eliminate us chauffeurs. Okay? Nah, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: And then if that driverless car happens to hit somebody
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: like me or my kid, I can't drag nobody out
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: by like the ankle and beat them up. Yeah.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: I've done that before.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: I dragged a man out of his car by his
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: ankle in front of Lincoln Center on Christmas Day 99.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Shit got intense, huh?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: No, he happened to, he was a taxi driver. And
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: I had just bought a conversion van in Charlotte. And
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: I drove it up to New York for Christmas. Now,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: I'm leaving New York. I'm on my way to the
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Lincoln Tunnel. And a cab driver hits my van after
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: I passed him. And I asked him, why did you
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: hit me? I mean, I was past you. And he
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: said something dumb. I don't even remember what it was.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: But at that particular time, remember, y'all, this was in 99.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: I still had that New York mentality. I dragged him
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: out of his car by his ankle and beat the
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: dude up and... You went to jail for it? Yeah,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: I went to jail in Manhattan and what happened was
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: I had to pay his hospital bill, restitution, you know,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: the OB good program for a year.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Type shit. Were you in jail for Christmas?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: You ever been in jail for Christmas? Yes, once. What's
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: it like in there? What's that like?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: It's not good. I was locked up in Charlotte over
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: the holidays. There's a lot of guys that are unhappy.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: You know, guys are depressed. I think I got out
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: two days after Christmas or, you know, yeah. Um, but
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: that was okay. Um, I got out and was crazy, um,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: because this was with me and my second wife. Once again,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: I had a young lady who, you know, would drink
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: a little things would go on here and there. Um,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: once again, another good girl, but you know, it just
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: wasn't right. And, um, I was in jail for over
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: like the, uh, Christmas thing. And, um, But once again,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: now we have a very good relationship. She's the mother
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: of my daughter, Unique, and my son, Tariq. I was young.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: She was young.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: And that's it. Yeah. That's life, man.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Young people, you know, with issues, you know.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Every young person have issues. And then you're always
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: young to another age. So it's like the issues never stop.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Have you ever learned anything from a passenger? Like, has
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: there ever been a passenger that you really learned something
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: really valuable from?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. Yes. I've had some passengers that I was
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: talking to one day. It was an old couple. Old couple.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: And I was talking about my multiple failed marriages. And
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: they set me up, y'all. Yeah. The lady said to me, oh,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: let me guess. You did your 50%. They did their 50%, right?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: I'm all proud. I'm like, yeah, but it still went wrong.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: And they said to me, you know what? That's where
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: you effed up. I mean, this old couple, they started
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: getting aggressive. They told me that I was supposed to
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: do 100% and she was supposed to do 100%.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: And that's where people mess up. And they had been together.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: They were in.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Their 80s or so. All their life.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: They told me 100%, 100%.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: You know? Yeah, it's interesting.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Because you think about it differently kind of. That's a
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: different approach to a marriage to a day. Oh, just
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: because now there's two of us, we each have to
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: do 59. Now there's two of us, we both get
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: to do 100.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: They said you have to do 100% all the time.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: That's beautiful, man.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: You know? And another thing they told me, the man
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: told me, he told me to tell her, yes, dear,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: twice as much as you say no, dear. Mm-hmm. Yep.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Have you ever driven any, um, Asian people or anything
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: like that or.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't had any Asians.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: I've had athletes, entertainers, uh, some very, very, very rich
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: people over the years. Um, Regular people. I really love
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: the common man. Oh, yeah. I love the, you know,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: like the Saturday night people. You know, those that are
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: looking to have a good time.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Especially South Carolina, man. They got such a good energy
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: over there. Yeah. You know, because you almost got the
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Palmetto's kind of milling around. You got big energy over there.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: You got the beach not too far away. You know,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, from North and South Carolina, they have a
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: good location because... You have the beach, whether it's Myrtle Beach,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: let's see, Charleston. You know, you have Fayetteville that you
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: figure two, three hours away going east. Then you have two,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: three hours away going west. You begin to go into
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: the mountains in North and South Carolina.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: You go a little further. You're over here in Tennessee.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's great.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: We don't get snow. You know, we don't really have
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: to worry too much about the hurricanes. I mean, it's great,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: but you definitely have to worry about mosquitoes.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: And you got to worry about these bad bitches pulling up.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Man, they got the women down here. Yeah. The South
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: has the women, and since the weather's a little warmer,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: you know the women wear a little less. You know?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Make a man burn out his retina or something, man.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I know, bro. That's why you got them glasses, bro.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: Detachacornial looking at them, man. You know? Wow, bro.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I thought you hurt my own neck. That's what really happened.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: That's why you had that thing on. You hurt your neck.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's like, I tell
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: people since I have this fused neck, I be telling them, man, hey,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: my neck is on a swivel.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's like this now.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: That's another thing that It's good for the ladies. I
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: got a metal neck, brother.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Oof.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: We gonna be, yeah.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: I got a metal neck. You know, hey, you got time, miss.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: We gonna be here for a while.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got that. Oh, here come old metal neck.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: You know? Like, God dang.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: That's like just attaching your kitten to a little hitching post, baby.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Here come old Metal Neck. Put some money in the meter.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: We're going to be here.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: C4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. It's all fused. It's titanium.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: But most people, they don't have this type of mobility.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, most people with this much surgery, they're a
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: little messed up.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Not this dog.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: For some reason, nah, man. I mean, the only thing
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: that I can't do is... hardcore things. I don't lift
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: up stuff. I can't run because my back is fused,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: but I'm 60, 61. I'm not playing basketball no more,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: so where am I running? You're chilling, bro.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: All you're doing is running into your future, Stan, and
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: that's what sounds exciting. What I do love, man, is
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: that you're still excited about your life. You're excited about
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: your future. You're excited about love, making love, continuing to
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: have love out of the people you have in your
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: life or the possibility of new love coming into your life, man.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: That's what life's about, man, and I think that's one
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: thing that Just your energy is infectious, man.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: It's electric, y'all.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: It's electric. If people want to see you, when they
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: come in, we'll put your info so people can reach
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: out and show for with Stan, man. It's a one-of-a-kind adventure.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: I'm telling y'all, it's the Stan experience.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: We got picked up, man. It was me, my buddy CB,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: my buddy... Who else was with us?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: It was three guys with you.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, it was my buddy CB, DJ, Parker, and me. Yeah.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: That's it. My tall friend Parker was there, too. It
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: was a tall guy. Bro, and we pulled up at
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: that Wendy's, bro. We pulled up at the Wendy's and
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: told that lady at the front you was a domestic abuser.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Remember that?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: We had the young lady at.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: And she was still flirting with you.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: At the Wendy's tongue-tied.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she was still flirting with you. She tried
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: to give you an extra little freezer... Freezing cup, freezing cup.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Nah, I mean.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: And then that lady, remember we had to pull a
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: four to get that last sandwich. When they say that shit,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: we're the only person in line. I'm like, can you
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: pull forward and wait?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was talking about pull up, and I happen
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: to look in the mirror.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what, is there a crowd behind us or something?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Bro, just make four sandwiches. It's like they can make three,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: but they can't make four, man.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to come up talking about, oh.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Is this a special order? Yeah, dang, bro.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's what you do.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But blessings, man. That was a great experience. We
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: had a great time, man. I just want to thank
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: you so much for coming and hanging out. So anybody
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: could be a chauffeur, but it takes, it's not just
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: you driving, it's driving an experience for people. It's setting
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: yourself secondary to your customer, making sure to keep space
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: between you and the car in front of you, keep
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: your head on a swivel.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: Make sure that they have a good time.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: And make sure that they have a good time. That's
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: what Stan does, man. Stan, thank you so much, bro,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: for spending time and hanging out, bro.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: All the love.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Good luck to the Gamecocks the rest of the season, man.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: Thanks, Theo.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: And maybe we'll get to do this again sometime.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, brother, anytime, man. I mean, I'm in Columbia. This
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: is only if I get my Jeep and drive here, man.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: It's only seven and a half hours away. 77 straight
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: to Statesville. Make that left and get on I-40 and
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: get off right over here.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: What's the longest ride you ever had to take somebody on, man? Um.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: I took some people from Columbia to Jackson, Mississippi, because
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: they are restauranters. They have a restaurant in the Columbia Airport,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: and they were opening up one in the Jackson, Mississippi Airport.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: We were there for three or four days. I drove
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: them back. That was a nice little drive. What was
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: the tab on that one, you think?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: You don't know. That's not your deal. No.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: I've taken some other people to Orlando, down to... to
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: the hotel, I guess they were going to Disney. But
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: as a New Yorker, I'm conditioned to drive up to
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: the Bronx at a phone call. Somebody call, hey man, this, that,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: and the other's going on, you know, family. I may
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: have to go, you know.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Any ladies of the night, you ever drive any ladies
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: of the night, any escorts or anything like that?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes. And at one point in Charlotte,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I was the driver for this dude that had about
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: three or four girls who stayed at this house. He
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: told me he was their manager and I was their driver.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: One of the young ladies, you know, she picked me
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: and I drove them to their appointments. But like I
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: told the girls, I'll drop you off. I'm not sitting outside.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: I will come back and pick you up because if
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: you're sitting outside, then you're part of the organization if
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: they get arrested.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. I'm transportation. I'm paid transportation.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: I drop off and then I come back and get them.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: But I had to leave them alone. I was making
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: a little money off them. And then one day the guy.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: The manager?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the manager. I think he called himself Script or
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: something dumb like that. He said to me, hey, yo, Stan, man,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: I need to talk to you about a payment arrangement.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, a payment arrangement? What you talking about?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: He gonna say to me, man, do you think I
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: could pay you in pink? I said, in pink?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: The fuck you talking about? He said, man, like the females.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: I told him, no, dog, I don't want that nasty shit.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: I got a woman home. I get out my bed
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: for green. Now, that's what you can pay me. Green. Money.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: You know, pink? I don't want no pink.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: And what did it seem like, them ladies? It seemed
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: like they were doing okay? Because that's a fair job.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: They're just out there getting their money.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Brother, them young ladies are all cute. All of them
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: look nice. Monday, Mondays, and like Thursdays, they're going to
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: do their nails. Something like Wednesdays, Wait, Thursdays would be
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: nails and hair because they got to get ready for
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: the weekend. Monday, they trying to straighten themselves up from
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: the weekend.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tuesday and Wednesday hit the gym a little.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were cool. What I didn't like was when
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: the girls would try and flash. to her like me. Whoa,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: wait a minute. That shit doesn't impress me. Matter of fact,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: put that away.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I don't need that.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Nah, uh-uh, nah, uh-uh.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Put that away. That's not part of the thing, you know?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's a big industry, man. You know, I
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: have friends that work in sex work and stuff like that,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: and that's a big industry, and, you know. What else
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: was I thinking about? Oh, yeah, let me see this.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is one more thing, actually. I want to
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: say this. Is stabbing someone above the waist worse than
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: below the waist legally? Stabbing someone above the waist is
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: generally considered more serious legally because it increases the risk
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: of severe injury or death. Legal consequences for stabbing above
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: the waist can be harsher, as it may be classified
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: as attempted murder.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Stabbing below the waist, while still a serious felony, may
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: sometimes be considered less immediately life-threatening unless it causes delusibility
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: or hits major arteries. So that's it, man. Hit them low, boy.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: They don't see you coming, baby.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: Man. Hit them low.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Stan, we love you, bro. Thank you for pulling up, man.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Blessings to you.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: And we'll see you in the future, baby.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Yes. And other than that, people, if you're looking for me,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: you can also keep an eye on the OG Poet
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: because I do poetry, y'all, and I'm fierce. He is.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: I've heard him do some last time when we were
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: in your car, right, before you dropped us off. You
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: did a couple for us. Maybe we'll have you come
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: back and do some next time.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Other than that, people, y'all know how to
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: contact me. give y'all the avenues to contact me. And
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: if you want me to come do some poetry, I
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: got some for y'all.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll make sure that all your information's in there, dude.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: And that people can... But there's just nobody better. If
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: you want to have an experience in Columbia, South Carolina,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think there could be a better one.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: Nah, I got you.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: We gonna have a good time.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Than with this man right here. Thank you, Stan.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: All right. cornerstone oh but when i reach that ground
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: i'll share this piece of mind i found i can
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: feel it in my bones but it's gonna tell you