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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Hello, darlings, Welcome in and welcome back to the valley,
- 0:23Speaker 2: because that's where we're going. We're going to the Valley.
- 0:26Speaker 2: The recap It's episode ten. Jack is out of rehab.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Holy smokes, Emily Teresa's is with me to break this down? Emily, Hi,
- 0:35Speaker 2: are you ready to hie?
- 0:36Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 0:37Speaker 1: Yes I am.
- 0:38Speaker 4: And for all those that care, I watched the Bravo
- 0:42Speaker 4: cut last night, and then I did watch the after show. Okay,
- 0:48Speaker 4: did you watch Peacock and watch what happens or what
- 0:50Speaker 4: did you watch?
- 0:52Speaker 2: I watched the Bravo show last night and then I
- 0:55Speaker 2: watched and I watched watch what Happens Live?
- 0:58Speaker 1: So okay or something that happened.
- 1:01Speaker 4: Well, unless something happened in the Peacock edit that is
- 1:05Speaker 4: going to make.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Okay, make it or break it from I doubt it.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's right.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Jack's totally he renewed his faith and he actually is
- 1:16Speaker 2: born again and he would becoming.
- 1:20Speaker 3: A priest. No, I don't know. Uh, Okay.
- 1:23Speaker 2: First of all, I want to say, I'm wearing my
- 1:25Speaker 2: Chili's swag today. Wait is it backwards for you? It says,
- 1:31Speaker 2: I have a Chili's necklace on Can you read that problem?
- 1:34Speaker 4: Wow? I mean I can kind of read it, but
- 1:37Speaker 4: like it's just ridiculous.
- 1:41Speaker 3: How great it is? You mean, yes, which way is right?
- 1:46Speaker 1: That's correct? That's this way now? Yeah, okay, I.
- 1:49Speaker 2: Have to switch it around then. Oh I never get
- 1:51Speaker 2: it right. Okay, well anyway, I'll do it later. So
- 1:56Speaker 2: when I was on Serious XM, you know, I once
- 2:00Speaker 2: I moved up to Santa Clarita, obviously there's not a
- 2:04Speaker 2: ton of places to eat up here. There just isn't
- 2:07Speaker 2: you just you're not going to get a good place
- 2:08Speaker 2: to eat. I'm sorry you're not so. But what's great
- 2:12Speaker 2: is that Santa Clarita has the chilies.
- 2:14Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys are familiar with Santa Clarita.
- 2:17Speaker 2: That's Danny Clarita from the Valley. Nia and Danny my
- 2:20Speaker 2: new neighbors. Kidding, I don't know them anyway. So I
- 2:26Speaker 2: go to Chili's often, and when I mention it on
- 2:30Speaker 2: Serious XM that I hit them up quite a bit.
- 2:33Speaker 2: Chili's found out and they sent me some swag. They
- 2:37Speaker 2: sent me like a cocktail shaker. They sent me a necklace,
- 2:40Speaker 2: they sent me Margarita earrings. They sent me a sweatshirt,
- 2:44Speaker 2: they sent me a T shirt. They really made me
- 2:47Speaker 2: feel loved and special and accepted and loved. And so
- 2:51Speaker 2: shout out to you. Chili's in Santa Clarita. And because Brittany,
- 2:59Speaker 2: and who is with Nia, No Kristen. I don't know
- 3:02Speaker 2: who she's within this new commercial, Janet whatever she's yet
- 3:06Speaker 2: it's Janet Okay, Well, anyway, they're doing a new commercial Chila.
- 3:10Speaker 3: She loves it, love it, love it.
- 3:13Speaker 2: And so this is just really an homage to her today.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Gorgeous piece, thank you, not a venture gorgeous?
- 3:22Speaker 1: Well, I mean, so so walk me?
- 3:25Speaker 4: Is it? Is it gold plated? What are we dealing
- 3:28Speaker 4: what kind of metals are we dealing with?
- 3:30Speaker 1: Well, you know, Elyn Carrot.
- 3:32Speaker 2: I mean, if you're looking at it like I'm not sure,
- 3:35Speaker 2: like the Peace Sale, I need to weigh it on
- 3:39Speaker 2: my scale, my scale that gives me grams, and see
- 3:43Speaker 2: what we're looking at. It looks quite yellow. So it's
- 3:45Speaker 2: either it's either like twenty four. Wait, what's higher than
- 3:52Speaker 2: twenty four? How high can you go with gold?
- 3:55Speaker 1: Twenty four?
- 3:56Speaker 3: Is? I mean there's twenty four? There's one more?
- 4:01Speaker 1: Well there's ten teams, so there's lesser ones as well.
- 4:05Speaker 2: Okay, well the more the higher you go, the more
- 4:08Speaker 2: yellow it is. So this is either the best piece
- 4:11Speaker 2: of gold I own or it's about to turn green,
- 4:16Speaker 2: but regardless, it's looking great. Anyways, Thank you very much
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- 6:19Speaker 2: welcome you in. Yeah, we got to get to this,
- 6:23Speaker 2: We got to get to the valley. Emily Holy smokes,
- 6:26Speaker 2: Jack's is busted out of rehab. I feel like this
- 6:28Speaker 2: is like, uh, what's that Donkey Kong? I feel like
- 6:32Speaker 2: he's Donkey Kong, Like loose with the barrels like he's
- 6:35Speaker 2: that oh yeah.
- 6:37Speaker 4: Just throw barrels yeah, or the bool aid man, yeah,
- 6:41Speaker 4: breaking through walls.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a lot.
- 6:46Speaker 3: Wow, he is a lot.
- 6:48Speaker 2: It's unbelievable to me that like we knew who Jacks was,
- 6:54Speaker 2: but like I did not know it was this bad.
- 6:59Speaker 4: I really he must have told us I don't know,
- 7:03Speaker 4: fifteen times that it's he's not it's not the alcohol.
- 7:07Speaker 1: It's his anger. He has anger issues. It's not about substance.
- 7:11Speaker 2: No, yeahy guys, let's go to smokehouse. And the first
- 7:15Speaker 2: thing out of my mouth is, yeah, I'm ninety days sober,
- 7:18Speaker 2: but I'm not going to promise that I'm never going
- 7:20Speaker 2: to drink again.
- 7:21Speaker 3: I'm gonna because it's not about that.
- 7:23Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's about the anger. It's not about
- 7:25Speaker 2: the substance abuse. You know, the heat is in such
- 7:28Speaker 2: a tizzy. He's in a whirlwind of just just like
- 7:34Speaker 2: it's it's Shannon's storms, but door, it's a storm. It's
- 7:36Speaker 2: the hurricane that hit Earl's houses. You know, if you're
- 7:39Speaker 2: watching Love Hotel and he is like you, I don't see,
- 7:45Speaker 2: like the Jacks before rehab is the exact same Jacks
- 7:48Speaker 2: that I know after rehab, the way that he was
- 7:51Speaker 2: acting at Smokehouse. I was like, he looks like he's
- 7:54Speaker 2: allegedly on something. He looks like he's doing something he
- 7:57Speaker 2: allegedly the way he zigs and zags and reflects and
- 8:01Speaker 2: deflex and then is talking about how he's messed up
- 8:05Speaker 2: and he's done this and that and the other thing,
- 8:06Speaker 2: and then in the same sentence going after Danny for
- 8:10Speaker 2: like his alleged drinking problem, which is just bonkers, and
- 8:14Speaker 2: then Jason co signing and being like kind of acting
- 8:18Speaker 2: like Jackson Danny are the same person.
- 8:21Speaker 4: I really am starting to have a problem with Danny's
- 8:25Speaker 4: alleged problem.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Because it's probing.
- 8:28Speaker 4: Everybody's go to pressure point on the show. Yeah, and
- 8:31Speaker 4: we're just not seeing the evidence that they're talking about
- 8:35Speaker 4: on the show.
- 8:36Speaker 2: We haven't seen it, you guys. So they can't you know,
- 8:38Speaker 2: their case. They're bringing no evidence. It's like you're coming
- 8:42Speaker 2: into court with no evidence.
- 8:44Speaker 4: They're saying things, but we haven't seen it with them,
- 8:48Speaker 4: and I'm not you're saying, I'm not saying it's wrong,
- 8:52Speaker 4: but the what I am seeing it just isn't matching
- 8:56Speaker 4: the level that they're bringing, especially Janet and her like hard,
- 9:02Speaker 4: like judgmental faces and okay, okay, oh.
- 9:07Speaker 3: Gosh, it hurts.
- 9:08Speaker 1: It hurts to watch. I know.
- 9:10Speaker 4: I'm like, Janne, you don't want to know how harshly
- 9:14Speaker 4: I'm thinking about you right now. And it's like Danny
- 9:17Speaker 4: might be a problem when he's drinking, but you're a
- 9:19Speaker 4: problem sober and you're drinking right And Jason, you're grinding
- 9:26Speaker 4: on my last nerve for you on this.
- 9:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he really came after I mean at
- 9:32Speaker 2: that last party and them having a problem with Danny
- 9:36Speaker 2: coming after Janet. I'm like, Janet is she's starting the engines,
- 9:40Speaker 2: you know, she's there with flags. She's saying, let's go,
- 9:45Speaker 2: I'm coming for you. Now that Jacks is his storyline
- 9:49Speaker 2: is starting to you know, move out of that realm
- 9:53Speaker 2: of him. And he went to Rehub. Time to move
- 9:56Speaker 2: on to the next person.
- 9:59Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's it's not it's really not time sometimes
- 10:02Speaker 4: the place especially again, I'm not saying that they are wrong.
- 10:10Speaker 4: I'm saying as viewers, we just haven't seen it. So
- 10:14Speaker 4: all we are seeing is you over and over talking
- 10:18Speaker 4: about a thing. We don't know what you're talking about, right,
- 10:21Speaker 4: or we just have very little evidence to support this
- 10:24Speaker 4: as viewers.
- 10:25Speaker 2: We have of the very big incident that happened with
- 10:29Speaker 2: Jasmine and Melissa.
- 10:30Speaker 3: That's what we have.
- 10:32Speaker 4: That is here said and then I and I'm just
- 10:35Speaker 4: saying that also happened off camera.
- 10:36Speaker 1: But I believe that one thousand percent.
- 10:38Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm in court. Is it here? It will
- 10:43Speaker 3: hold up in court probably, We've got witnesses.
- 10:44Speaker 4: It's holding up because there's witnesses and and but the
- 10:49Speaker 4: you know, the closet is a lot like going into
- 10:53Speaker 4: the closet.
- 10:53Speaker 3: And themigation home.
- 10:55Speaker 4: Yeah, the Patriot, Yeah, Okay, Like that's Janet's word against
- 10:59Speaker 4: Danny's why he did it.
- 11:01Speaker 1: But like Jack's.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Being like, oh, do you have a U stashing tequila
- 11:06Speaker 2: in the pantry. It's like, oh, you were supposed to
- 11:10Speaker 2: be in rehab, not following our favorite show. I mean actually,
- 11:16Speaker 2: at the same time, can you blame him? Like he
- 11:18Speaker 2: wants to know what happens. He's the first thing out
- 11:20Speaker 2: of his mouth that smoke house. He's like, so, Santa Barbara,
- 11:23Speaker 2: how'd that go?
- 11:23Speaker 3: Guys?
- 11:24Speaker 2: You know, I'm like, I'm like, are you fan girling
- 11:26Speaker 2: out over what?
- 11:27Speaker 1: We are? Fangirling out?
- 11:28Speaker 3: Like we want to know what's going on. He's so
- 11:30Speaker 3: what happened? This guy?
- 11:32Speaker 2: He wants to be in every scene at all times.
- 11:36Speaker 2: And when he said to Jesse, which we'll get to
- 11:38Speaker 2: that scene later, but he was just like, oh, there's a.
- 11:41Speaker 3: Party, I'm going. I'm going. I was like, for what?
- 11:46Speaker 4: For what?
- 11:46Speaker 3: And for why? Sit it out?
- 11:49Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 11:49Speaker 1: No, that bomo. I mean, gosh, yeah, it's very real
- 11:54Speaker 1: for Jack.
- 11:54Speaker 4: I never quite I mean, yeah, he's so intense. It's
- 11:58Speaker 4: hard to parcel out what's like the most intense, but
- 12:02Speaker 4: the fomo with him, I just realized how insane it was.
- 12:05Speaker 4: It must have been unbearable for him to get kicked
- 12:09Speaker 4: off Inner pump rolls.
- 12:11Speaker 1: It must have been. I mean, he must have fully
- 12:15Speaker 1: lost his mind.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean did you see that garage? I mean
- 12:18Speaker 2: the amount of signage and posters. That's where he put
- 12:21Speaker 2: all of his hurt and vein. And that was a
- 12:23Speaker 2: good place. But that was a good way to deal
- 12:25Speaker 2: with it. Threw yourself into a hobby. You know, he
- 12:29Speaker 2: got the house. He was you know, he was investing
- 12:32Speaker 2: in fatherhood as far as we knew. But I don't
- 12:35Speaker 2: know how many times he stepped out on Brittany during
- 12:37Speaker 2: the time of their entire marriage while they when they
- 12:41Speaker 2: moved into that house. I mean, we know there was
- 12:42Speaker 2: cheating allegedly, Yeah, but I wonder how long and how
- 12:47Speaker 2: often at that point.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Oh, I would say probably on the regular.
- 12:52Speaker 3: I mean, okay, because I don't think.
- 12:54Speaker 4: You're yeah, I don't well, I don't think you're Jack's
- 12:59Speaker 4: tailor with the shoes He's explained and not part taking
- 13:04Speaker 4: into like the fruits at a party kind of thing,
- 13:10Speaker 4: like you're fully in at that point and you're not
- 13:13Speaker 4: going to deny who am I to as Jack Taylor
- 13:16Speaker 4: denied Jax Taylor to.
- 13:17Speaker 1: This like fan, you know, like I can just see
- 13:20Speaker 1: it being that or.
- 13:23Speaker 2: If you're not Jack Taylor, your Frank Drummond. He called
- 13:28Speaker 2: him Dremen and on Watch What Happens Live, Andy corrected
- 13:31Speaker 2: him to dreb.
- 13:32Speaker 4: He said, drebbon right, Okay, great, did and I was like,
- 13:37Speaker 4: does he mean Dremmen And he's got such a nasal
- 13:41Speaker 4: thing going on that.
- 13:41Speaker 3: He he meant me, no, Drebin.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Yeah, from Naked Gun, Yes, but he said dremend on
- 13:48Speaker 2: his right.
- 13:49Speaker 4: And I thought, just did he originally say dremmen because
- 13:53Speaker 4: of his nasal issues?
- 13:55Speaker 1: And he meant it as drebbond Oh.
- 13:58Speaker 3: But nope, he spelled it out Drummond And.
- 14:00Speaker 1: I know, yeah, that's great.
- 14:04Speaker 4: So I like that that was confirmed because I was like,
- 14:07Speaker 4: freak Drevin, no.
- 14:09Speaker 2: Way that you know, it's a great what do they
- 14:15Speaker 2: call those burner accounts? Yeah, it's a great name for
- 14:19Speaker 2: a burner account. If he would have gotten it right, yeah.
- 14:24Speaker 4: Or or actually maybe it's better that he didn't because
- 14:27Speaker 4: it's so obvious it's a joke account.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Oh yes, but the fact that it wasn't purposeful is
- 14:33Speaker 2: what's so funny. She had to be told on live television.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Geez Louise. The amount of it's not even humble pie
- 14:41Speaker 2: because he's not even being humbled.
- 14:43Speaker 3: He's just like, oh yeah, what oh sure.
- 14:47Speaker 2: That scene with Brittany and Janet in the kitchen and
- 14:51Speaker 2: her being.
- 14:51Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, he just oh my god.
- 14:54Speaker 2: He dis messaged me excidentally Forby's burner kale about and
- 15:00Speaker 2: finding out that she's like reading his comments that he
- 15:04Speaker 2: even comments on his own post.
- 15:06Speaker 3: That's like Jack's a legend.
- 15:10Speaker 4: Well, he also commented, well god they all do it,
- 15:13Speaker 4: And in that kitchen, I'm like, Janet, how many do
- 15:16Speaker 4: you have, and then on.
- 15:18Speaker 1: The after show she says that she does have them,
- 15:21Speaker 1: but she never.
- 15:24Speaker 3: Comments.
- 15:24Speaker 4: She never comments or messages from them to like DM
- 15:29Speaker 4: somebody from them.
- 15:30Speaker 3: Yeah, they all have them. Yeah.
- 15:32Speaker 2: Schwartz even said that on Watch What Happens Live, He's like,
- 15:34Speaker 2: everybody has them. He's like, I don't, but everyone. But
- 15:39Speaker 2: I can understand that because then you can sleuth other
- 15:43Speaker 2: people and watch videos and it not being like it's
- 15:46Speaker 2: La La Kent watching my video, you know. I mean,
- 15:48Speaker 2: I completely get it. If I was a reality person,
- 15:50Speaker 2: I would have a burner account too, So I fully
- 15:53Speaker 2: understand that, and I doubt there is certainly not necessarily
- 15:57Speaker 2: messaging or commenting. I don't think they comment the fact
- 16:01Speaker 2: that he's commenting. I think they are the Salt Lake
- 16:05Speaker 2: City ladies probably are, no.
- 16:08Speaker 3: Doubt the Salting City girls.
- 16:10Speaker 4: There's been some like crazy Teresa fan accounts that I'm like,
- 16:15Speaker 4: who if you're not Teresa doing this, I don't know
- 16:18Speaker 4: if Teresa's technically savvy enough.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Don't think that Teresa would even know.
- 16:22Speaker 1: I think she pays them. Oh yeah, she pays.
- 16:25Speaker 3: Them, but I don't think she's behind it going. Teresa.
- 16:28Speaker 3: Judyce is a legend. How dare you.
- 16:33Speaker 4: I think, Jennayden Oh, I could see that absolutely depends
- 16:38Speaker 4: on the person.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it depends on the person. All right.
- 16:44Speaker 2: So Jack's is out of rehab, Jesse picks him up,
- 16:49Speaker 2: and they are already, you know, talking and I and
- 16:53Speaker 2: I actually really appreciated Jesse in this episode at certain points.
- 16:56Speaker 2: I don't know if you felt the same way. That's
- 16:59Speaker 2: certain points, yeah, certain points. I felt the same way.
- 17:02Speaker 2: When he immediately was like, don't expect sympathy, No one's
- 17:06Speaker 2: going to have it.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Like stop. You know.
- 17:08Speaker 2: Also, when they were trying to move Jack's out, both
- 17:11Speaker 2: Schwartz and him are like, that sounds like a threat.
- 17:15Speaker 3: That is hostile. You need to just agree and move on.
- 17:18Speaker 4: You know.
- 17:18Speaker 2: I appreciate them giving him a little bit more tough
- 17:21Speaker 2: love than he was expecting. And and sure enough they
- 17:26Speaker 2: are driving back, we find out that he's getting haircut botox,
- 17:31Speaker 2: he's going to dinner with the guys, and he's mad
- 17:34Speaker 2: about Britt's rebranding of his bar.
- 17:38Speaker 4: Of course, which that bothered me that Jesse in the
- 17:41Speaker 4: episode did not clarify that Brittany didn't have anything to
- 17:44Speaker 4: do with it. It was a party in her honor
- 17:47Speaker 4: that her friends surprised her with.
- 17:50Speaker 1: And Jesse's just like, yeah, he did not clarify that.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Yeah, and Kristen didn't really either. I mean she did
- 17:58Speaker 2: to a certain degree of like let her have it.
- 18:00Speaker 2: I mean, it's just funny. It's fun. It's just a joke.
- 18:03Speaker 3: Yeah, give her a moment.
- 18:05Speaker 2: But I think I'm sure Jack's well, actually I don't
- 18:09Speaker 2: know if he'll watch the episode, but because apparently well yeah,
- 18:13Speaker 2: well then he well I shouldn't be surprised. But he's
- 18:16Speaker 2: just a liar face because on Watch What Happens Live
- 18:18Speaker 2: last night, he said he watched. Yeah, so he did
- 18:22Speaker 2: watch the episode, and and he I guess he has
- 18:25Speaker 2: been watching some of the episodes, but he said in
- 18:28Speaker 2: the past he never watches the episode.
- 18:30Speaker 4: Oh bullshit, Heraldo, you watch everything at least twice and
- 18:35Speaker 4: slowed down your scenes.
- 18:37Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's wild. What a liar face he is.
- 18:42Speaker 4: Liarface, Well, he's tricky because what he does is he
- 18:47Speaker 4: he doesn't lie about things that normal normally someone might
- 18:51Speaker 4: tell a white lieon for example, he'll say, like, I'm
- 18:55Speaker 4: just on the after show, he said they were talking
- 18:58Speaker 4: about cosmetic changes, and he said, I've got all my
- 19:01Speaker 4: teeth replaced.
- 19:01Speaker 1: Yeah, these are all fake. These are all fake teeth or.
- 19:04Speaker 4: Like getting botox, like vanity things like that, or just
- 19:08Speaker 4: like his kinks or whatever. These are all things He's
- 19:11Speaker 4: will say that a lot of people will tell white
- 19:15Speaker 4: lies about and.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Right, So then Stephan is right. But it's like tricking you. Yeah,
- 19:23Speaker 1: so you're like, oh my gosh, Jack's so real. He's not.
- 19:26Speaker 4: He's just telling you these things and then lying about
- 19:29Speaker 4: everything else.
- 19:31Speaker 2: Well, you know what was incredible on the after show
- 19:34Speaker 2: is that I'm sorry, not the after Shore, watch What
- 19:37Speaker 2: Happens Live. So Tom Schwartz was there, And one of
- 19:40Speaker 2: the biggest questions I wrote in my notes while watching
- 19:42Speaker 2: last night's episode as he moved into the condo or whatever,
- 19:46Speaker 2: that place was next to Schwartz, and I was like,
- 19:48Speaker 2: why would Schwartz want to be associated with him? Why
- 19:51Speaker 2: would he want to be associated with him that close
- 19:53Speaker 2: in proximity? I mean that is that says a lot
- 19:56Speaker 2: about Tom Schwartz that he would allow himself to be
- 19:59Speaker 2: exposed as that is really so toxic. He's automatically going
- 20:03Speaker 2: to be you know, right, not a surprise at all. Okay,
- 20:12Speaker 2: but I'm saying like in his life. Now you think
- 20:15Speaker 2: that Tom might maybe be on a different, you know,
- 20:19Speaker 2: leg of his journey by not introducing these things whatever,
- 20:22Speaker 2: what have you. He doesn't change. But on Watch What
- 20:25Speaker 2: Happens Live, he literally said.
- 20:28Speaker 3: He's like, h do I think he's changed? Bubbah? No,
- 20:31Speaker 3: he hasn't changed.
- 20:32Speaker 2: But I'm holding space babbah for him, and other people
- 20:36Speaker 2: who care about him are holding space for him. But
- 20:38Speaker 2: he's not changed, like he Legit was like Jack's my friend,
- 20:42Speaker 2: my best friend here is a piece of shit and
- 20:44Speaker 2: uh blah blah, like he just and Jackson's just got
- 20:47Speaker 2: his head down and he's just taking the hits because Schwartz,
- 20:51Speaker 2: Thank god, at least he's being full on honest. He's like,
- 20:54Speaker 2: I'm proud of him that he has like a two
- 20:56Speaker 2: hundred and nine days of sobriety underneath his belt, but
- 21:01Speaker 2: he hasn't changed. Yeah, and I'm just like, wow, that
- 21:06Speaker 2: is really amazing to hear.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 21:11Speaker 4: I mean, shorts, for whatever it's worth, will give you
- 21:16Speaker 4: a million chances.
- 21:17Speaker 1: If you're a dude.
- 21:18Speaker 2: So Captain Sandy Jax, you want to be my boswin?
- 21:27Speaker 4: Yeah, So I guess in that way, I mean I
- 21:29Speaker 4: guess it's he's a good friend to have.
- 21:32Speaker 3: He is a good friend.
- 21:33Speaker 2: I mean he is an unconditionally, unconditional love, unconditional chances
- 21:38Speaker 2: kind of guy.
- 21:40Speaker 1: If you're yeah, if you're a guy.
- 21:42Speaker 2: And I also think he must find because like, what
- 21:44Speaker 2: does he get out of it? Right, he must find
- 21:47Speaker 2: the power in that, in that he's not the bad
- 21:50Speaker 2: guy most of the time. Yeah, do you know what
- 21:53Speaker 2: I'm saying. There's people that have that what's the word
- 21:58Speaker 2: saint mentality? Yeah, say complex, that kind of thing.
- 22:03Speaker 3: Yeah, uh huh so mm hmm.
- 22:06Speaker 4: Yeah, so he has well, right, I mean he pays
- 22:09Speaker 4: the price too, over and over again for these friendships
- 22:13Speaker 4: literally because he's howl under on that bar.
- 22:16Speaker 1: So like from Schwartz and Sandy's closing, but.
- 22:23Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Shworts, that's Schwarts.
- 22:26Speaker 2: So all right, well, why don't we talk about the party. Well, actually,
- 22:32Speaker 2: let's talk about Jack's going to the house to move
- 22:34Speaker 2: his stuff out with Jesse and Schwartz and you know
- 22:38Speaker 2: again on Jason's Oh Jason was there, that's right.
- 22:42Speaker 3: I forgot about that.
- 22:43Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he wasn't. Unwatch it happens live. He did
- 22:48Speaker 2: say like he's not mad about a lot of things now,
- 22:50Speaker 2: like he's not mad about the Julian thing anymore if
- 22:53Speaker 2: he was really mad, and he's not mad about the
- 22:56Speaker 2: stuff in bags. But I have to say when he
- 22:58Speaker 2: came back and he was looking for his stuff and
- 23:01Speaker 2: Jesse's like, yeah, I think it's in the garage, Yeah,
- 23:04Speaker 2: that was hard to see. I'm not gonna lie when
- 23:06Speaker 2: you open up that door. I was like, that shit hurts.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Like he came out and it was all his shit
- 23:14Speaker 2: is in garbage bags and.
- 23:16Speaker 4: Yeah, but at every point that he has had issues
- 23:21Speaker 4: with whatever Britney's decisions have been there, somebody said it like,
- 23:28Speaker 4: you're in this position because of everything you've done.
- 23:31Speaker 1: I forget.
- 23:31Speaker 2: Give it two more minutes. Yeah, give it two more minutes.
- 23:34Speaker 2: And I don't feel one ounce of pity for him. Yeah,
- 23:40Speaker 2: because of the person that he is and the choices
- 23:42Speaker 2: that he's made. Yeah, when they got to the point
- 23:46Speaker 2: where he was like, I'm not even I'm not taking
- 23:48Speaker 2: her dishes, So I'm not gonna take that stuff because
- 23:50Speaker 2: you know, I'm like, it's like her stuff. He's I
- 23:53Speaker 2: could basically go, I'm not taking the signs. I'm not
- 23:55Speaker 2: gonna be taking any of the home good stuff any
- 23:57Speaker 2: of the pillows or anything with the earth. And then
- 23:59Speaker 2: he's like, I'm giving her my twenty thousand dollars love
- 24:02Speaker 2: Sack couch. I was like, damn, are they that expensive
- 24:07Speaker 2: because they they look really good.
- 24:11Speaker 1: They do, and he probably, I, you know, who knows.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Maybe they were sponsored.
- 24:15Speaker 2: Yea, theys one hundred percent were sponsored. I'm sure, but
- 24:18Speaker 2: I want one so bad. And I was like, damn,
- 24:19Speaker 2: I've never looked into it, but whoa twenty.
- 24:22Speaker 1: K Yeah, that's crazy because I don't.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Even customize them. Yeah, a friend of mine hasn't. They
- 24:29Speaker 2: customize like one side whatever you get there. I don't
- 24:33Speaker 2: need to go into it. I'm not doing a love
- 24:35Speaker 2: Sack commercial. But they look amazing. And then when he said,
- 24:42Speaker 2: Brittany needs to know this house needs to go on
- 24:44Speaker 2: the market right now.
- 24:45Speaker 1: No woman, the woman, woman, woman, woman.
- 24:49Speaker 2: He said it three times, probably more. No woman needs
- 24:52Speaker 2: five bedroom house seven bad. You are a woman with
- 24:56Speaker 2: a child. Get something that's a three bedroom that's manageable
- 25:01Speaker 2: as a woman. Oh my god, bye, I can't even
- 25:07Speaker 2: talk about this anymore.
- 25:08Speaker 3: I need to leave.
- 25:12Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And that was like, and let's look
- 25:16Speaker 2: in the garage and see those those all your shit
- 25:18Speaker 2: in garbage bags because that's who you are.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, because it was like he he knows, he's.
- 25:26Speaker 4: Got to know better in twenty twenty five or twenty
- 25:29Speaker 4: twenty four whenever that was like come on, dude, like
- 25:33Speaker 4: what are you saying here? Like a but if it
- 25:38Speaker 4: was like a man needs a five five droom house,
- 25:40Speaker 4: like I didn't even understand.
- 25:42Speaker 2: Well, I can say some of us can speak Jax
- 25:45Speaker 2: because we know we've known him long enough. He's clearly saying,
- 25:49Speaker 2: you can't handle the truth. No, you can't handle the
- 25:52Speaker 2: responsibility of the things that need to be done in
- 25:55Speaker 2: a house because you're always asking me to do change this,
- 25:59Speaker 2: do that, go outside, take care of the pool.
- 26:03Speaker 3: Leaf blow the lawn, leaf blow the patio.
- 26:06Speaker 2: He's basically saying, it's too much work for a woman
- 26:10Speaker 2: to handle it. Buddy, let me tell you something. Okay,
- 26:15Speaker 2: I powerwashed the h out of my house the other day,
- 26:20Speaker 2: Thank you very little.
- 26:21Speaker 3: I also leaf blowed.
- 26:24Speaker 2: I can change light bulbs, I can move patio furniture.
- 26:27Speaker 2: I can do shit any most other humans can do.
- 26:33Speaker 2: And the stuff that I can't do, I will get
- 26:35Speaker 2: the help for. And Brittany would get the help for.
- 26:38Speaker 1: You and you know who can do a lot of
- 26:41Speaker 1: that stuff. Julian. There I said it.
- 26:49Speaker 4: So I don't know if I don't think he's in
- 26:52Speaker 4: the picture anymore, but I'm just giving examples of people
- 26:54Speaker 4: that could also do those things.
- 27:00Speaker 3: Mombshell could do those things.
- 27:03Speaker 1: Oh man, don't get me started. So you couldn't do
- 27:06Speaker 1: those things?
- 27:07Speaker 3: Is Ace out of my face? Buddy, you're not chill,
- 27:11Speaker 3: you're jerk.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Hold on one second, we kind of finished it. Yeah,
- 27:16Speaker 2: we finished talking about that. Okay, so we're not going
- 27:20Speaker 2: to get into Love Island Emily and I we do RecA.
- 27:22Speaker 1: I'll get into it, but whatever.
- 27:24Speaker 3: Well, listen to it, listen to our.
- 27:26Speaker 1: Lovely one second. No, I'm just kidding.
- 27:30Speaker 3: I know, I know. Did you finish watching thirteen? Though?
- 27:34Speaker 1: Oh yeah I did?
- 27:36Speaker 2: Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool, all right, great, because twelve
- 27:39Speaker 2: and thirteen don't don't you agree that things have really
- 27:41Speaker 2: now started?
- 27:43Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, that show takes a second.
- 27:46Speaker 4: But then once it once, it's going like, it's all
- 27:49Speaker 4: you can think about.
- 27:50Speaker 3: It's twelve.
- 27:50Speaker 2: When they get to twelve episodes, it's always that's when
- 27:54Speaker 2: it turns. You got to get there. It's just such
- 27:57Speaker 2: a grind to get there.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Ok well, so I mean I wouldn't say's grind.
- 28:03Speaker 2: Well. I love the first episode when they just dance
- 28:07Speaker 2: to the song and the intro and everyone's just introducing themselves.
- 28:11Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's if you watch that catch in after
- 28:16Speaker 4: Sun or something and then catch up, you're good.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:19Speaker 2: By the way, I know that this is a recut
- 28:22Speaker 2: for The Valley, but we left it off with the
- 28:24Speaker 2: whole page disorbo thing when we were talking about it,
- 28:28Speaker 2: saying like.
- 28:29Speaker 1: She she got sick, she got sick two rounds.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Yes, she was super hot, and like, yeah, her outfit,
- 28:39Speaker 2: this whole thing. So she's fine, but that's why. But
- 28:42Speaker 2: she did a great job anyway, love Sack okay, not
- 28:46Speaker 2: taking the dishes.
- 28:47Speaker 3: He hates women and then.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Women. I love women. I love women. I love their bodies.
- 29:00Speaker 2: Wait, I was dying because Jesse's sitting there and with
- 29:04Speaker 2: the second that Jacks was like, she needs to know
- 29:07Speaker 2: that this house needs to go on the market right now.
- 29:09Speaker 2: Jesse's like, okay, let me just pull it up. Well
- 29:12Speaker 2: get He's like, no woman needs a five bedroom house.
- 29:15Speaker 2: He's like five bedrooms, seven bath, seven baths, not for
- 29:21Speaker 2: women to like Jesse, this will be his real estate
- 29:24Speaker 2: commercial for all the misogynistic men in LA. He's gonna
- 29:29Speaker 2: make that the commercial for the house, just like, Okay,
- 29:32Speaker 2: this house is not fit for women.
- 29:34Speaker 4: Okay, attention bros. Y list things. That's his real estate company.
- 29:42Speaker 4: Attention bros.
- 29:46Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 29:47Speaker 2: Okay, attention bros. We have some commercials now that we're
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- 33:58Speaker 2: We are back covering the Valley episode ten with Emily Deresis,
- 34:04Speaker 2: and we're talking about how Jesse well, yeah, that's going
- 34:08Speaker 2: to be his new commercial for his real estate company.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Yeah, his company's bros.
- 34:14Speaker 4: His company is also attention Bros's attention bros. Yes, yeah, yeah,
- 34:19Speaker 4: it's boys Chat Attention Bros.
- 34:22Speaker 2: Real quick sidebar, Boys Chat Attention bros.
- 34:25Speaker 1: Real Estate.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Look out the agency. Wait, real quick sidebar. About Jesse
- 34:34Speaker 2: and Michelle and the mother, did we understand where Jesse
- 34:39Speaker 2: was coming from, because we see we're getting two totally
- 34:42Speaker 2: different stories. Michelle is saying he's never done anything worse.
- 34:46Speaker 2: She always stuff like that, like he's neverthing worse than
- 34:49Speaker 2: this in my life. He won't let Isabellas come with
- 34:54Speaker 2: me for an extra week to see her grandmother, and
- 34:57Speaker 2: then he says to Nia and Danny, it's because we
- 35:01Speaker 2: haven't had that conversation yet about you know, mortality. Is
- 35:05Speaker 2: there a gray area here? Is Jesse lying, I don't know.
- 35:10Speaker 4: Where to land on Jesse because it's like that speaking
- 35:14Speaker 4: of the Boy's Chat, what he did to Michelle and
- 35:16Speaker 4: that boys Chat is like unbelievable, right, and so he
- 35:22Speaker 4: doesn't deny it, but I at the same time he
- 35:26Speaker 4: minimizes it.
- 35:27Speaker 1: So I it's it's really hard.
- 35:30Speaker 4: To land anywhere with him, and I don't understand, like,
- 35:34Speaker 4: what are you waiting for on that conversation, Jesse just
- 35:39Speaker 4: have the conversation like kids.
- 35:42Speaker 2: It's like that kind of sounds like an excuse that
- 35:45Speaker 2: he's using and he's prolonging it.
- 35:48Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, okay, And I so I feel like
- 35:53Speaker 4: Michelle is not wrong, and I'm sure that the conversation
- 35:57Speaker 4: was heated or way short on Jesse's behalf, and so
- 36:04Speaker 4: maybe Michelle's filling in the details on the control that
- 36:07Speaker 4: he's having over it. But I'm gonna and I know
- 36:11Speaker 4: there's two sides obviously, but Jesse just hasn't shown me shit.
- 36:16Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, that's right, that sounds good. That's about right.
- 36:23Speaker 4: But I did appreciate he had a moment to explain himself.
- 36:27Speaker 4: And I still don't like comfortably land on Jesse's side
- 36:31Speaker 4: or anything like that. I just I was like, all right, well,
- 36:34Speaker 4: this is a little better than I thought it was.
- 36:37Speaker 2: Yes, at least there's another side. As he said, there's
- 36:40Speaker 2: always two sides, and I do really believe that there's
- 36:43Speaker 2: always two sides to the story. And however, it does
- 36:47Speaker 2: sound a little fishy. Yereeah, Aaron and his lawn just
- 36:53Speaker 2: apparently is really.
- 36:56Speaker 1: Just grateful.
- 37:00Speaker 2: Yeah, Michelle really wants to get married like fast to him.
- 37:04Speaker 2: I mean she is ready to go.
- 37:07Speaker 4: I mean she and Jesse got married fast, right, So
- 37:11Speaker 4: I mean they were together for six years. So maybe
- 37:13Speaker 4: I'm wrong on that. But maybe I'm wrong because I
- 37:17Speaker 4: think that. But I don't know the explanation. When I
- 37:21Speaker 4: first heard about Jesse and Michelle, I thought that they
- 37:24Speaker 4: met right before COVID and then got married like right
- 37:26Speaker 4: around COVID or something like it was. But I was
- 37:30Speaker 4: wrong when I looked it up.
- 37:31Speaker 1: They've been together six years prior to their separation, so
- 37:35Speaker 1: oh wow.
- 37:36Speaker 3: Okay, interesting.
- 37:38Speaker 2: Well, getting back to Jack's and moving out and him
- 37:43Speaker 2: on Watch Happens Live. So when Jesse says that he
- 37:48Speaker 2: like brings up the mortgage, He's like, yeah, she brought
- 37:51Speaker 2: up something about you not paying the mortgage since of
- 37:56Speaker 2: your worried.
- 37:57Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know it's paid off, paid off now
- 38:01Speaker 4: shut up?
- 38:01Speaker 2: Yeah right, And Andy, it's well, I don't know if
- 38:07Speaker 2: it is. I don't think it's all sorted out. I
- 38:09Speaker 2: mean it's I think her payments are down to like
- 38:12Speaker 2: the regular payment. I thought he did pay off.
- 38:16Speaker 4: The debt, according to her when she was at BRIT's
- 38:20Speaker 4: bar thing the other day the last episode, he had
- 38:24Speaker 4: not paid anything, right, I mean, I don't know.
- 38:30Speaker 1: Where they are now. Yeah, maybe we should start from now.
- 38:33Speaker 2: But yeah, well, and the member of the RSS feed thing,
- 38:37Speaker 2: and how like he was going to do that? Well
- 38:39Speaker 2: Watcher Happens Live, Andy, these are the questions that he asked.
- 38:43Speaker 2: He's like, how did you not tell the mother of
- 38:45Speaker 2: your child that you stopped paying the mortgage and the bills?
- 38:49Speaker 2: And he was like, I mean that was part of
- 38:51Speaker 2: my downfall. That was I was heavily into drugs and
- 38:53Speaker 2: alcohol and I just didn't care, didn't care, didn't care.
- 38:56Speaker 2: And then he's Andy asked him about like, well, I
- 38:59Speaker 2: thought you were going to give her the po and
- 39:00Speaker 2: that didn't happen. He said the goal was to give
- 39:04Speaker 2: her the RSS feed and that that is the goal
- 39:07Speaker 2: and that will happen when the divorce papers are signed,
- 39:11Speaker 2: and that is July twenty first, so that remains to
- 39:15Speaker 2: be seen. And I have very little hope about that
- 39:18Speaker 2: that sounded like someone was dragging their feet, and that
- 39:20Speaker 2: is still up for negotiation, and I have a feeling
- 39:23Speaker 2: that July twenty first won't be the day that they
- 39:25Speaker 2: signed those papers because he's going to drag it out.
- 39:28Speaker 2: The other thing is that he said co parenting has
- 39:30Speaker 2: been really great. They've actually been doing an excellent job
- 39:34Speaker 2: by going back and forth and being really flexible with
- 39:36Speaker 2: each other, which is wonderful news for Cruise and.
- 39:40Speaker 4: Well so on the after show, Brittany said that that
- 39:46Speaker 4: there they will have a good co parenting thing, but
- 39:49Speaker 4: then he'll still rage text her.
- 39:51Speaker 3: After Oh my god, of course, wow, Like about what about?
- 40:00Speaker 1: What? I mean? I don't know because I think that
- 40:03Speaker 1: I guess not.
- 40:04Speaker 2: It's that big of a mystery, but I'm just curious
- 40:06Speaker 2: what the details are.
- 40:07Speaker 4: I don't totally remember if she got into it, but
- 40:10Speaker 4: I you know, he does stay there when she goes
- 40:13Speaker 4: out of town, like he stays at the house.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Still interesting, they're doing that nesting thing kind of I
- 40:21Speaker 2: mean kind of Cruise.
- 40:23Speaker 4: Because Cruise changing up his surroundings and all that is.
- 40:27Speaker 2: So they do they do the nesting thing where he
- 40:30Speaker 2: comes in.
- 40:31Speaker 1: I guess so.
- 40:34Speaker 2: Maybe when she goes out of town. Oh yeah, just
- 40:37Speaker 2: when she goes out of town, because he we did
- 40:39Speaker 2: see that Cruz had a room at his new place.
- 40:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:44Speaker 2: So then Andy asked him about the call about the
- 40:51Speaker 2: the high blood I'm sorry when he said he was
- 40:54Speaker 2: going to the hospital and he lied about that, and
- 40:56Speaker 2: Jack's was saying like he was in a bad way
- 40:58Speaker 2: and he just wanted to see if anybody cared, does
- 41:01Speaker 2: anybody here if he was going to go to the hospital.
- 41:04Speaker 2: He went to the urgent care he had high blood pressure.
- 41:06Speaker 2: He didn't say he was having a heart attack. He
- 41:08Speaker 2: said he didn't know where that came from, but that
- 41:11Speaker 2: they said you're fine, go sit down, relax, maybe your
- 41:16Speaker 2: blood pressure will go down and you won't have to
- 41:18Speaker 2: go to the hospital. That happened, It went down, and
- 41:22Speaker 2: then I suppose the nurse or whomever said, do you
- 41:25Speaker 2: want to call you know, Brittany or your sister and
- 41:29Speaker 2: tell them that you're not going to the hospital, And
- 41:31Speaker 2: he was like, no, I'm not doing that because he
- 41:33Speaker 2: wanted to see if they cared. Yeah, yeah, lord lord,
- 41:45Speaker 2: lord lord.
- 41:47Speaker 4: I mean I know that there was like a lot
- 41:48Speaker 4: of controversy yesterday, Like I even saw Doughty chime in
- 41:52Speaker 4: that he should not be on Watch What Happens Live?
- 41:55Speaker 3: So I do wonder how long a lot of people
- 41:58Speaker 3: were Yeah.
- 42:01Speaker 1: I mean he is like a problem.
- 42:05Speaker 4: So I don't know, and I get where Bravo is like, Okay,
- 42:08Speaker 4: this is the episode where he's come out of rehab.
- 42:11Speaker 4: We are going to give him a platform to speak
- 42:14Speaker 4: on that. We've seen him at his worst. Let's talk
- 42:18Speaker 4: to him when you know. It's just like, as a
- 42:23Speaker 4: person that watches the show and him, I'm just like,
- 42:27Speaker 4: this is red Flag City from start to finish. So
- 42:30Speaker 4: I don't know how much I can support this, Like,
- 42:33Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 42:34Speaker 2: I think it would be a grave error if Bravo
- 42:39Speaker 2: allows him to come back next season. Full stop. They
- 42:44Speaker 2: absolutely should not let him come back. And I have
- 42:49Speaker 2: no problem. Actually this is hard to say, but I
- 42:53Speaker 2: didn't have a problem with him being on Watch Happens
- 42:55Speaker 2: Live because I felt that I guess it's going to
- 43:02Speaker 2: speak to me as a fan and the things that
- 43:04Speaker 2: I watch because I am going to it's no different
- 43:08Speaker 2: than a documentary series when they go to a prison
- 43:10Speaker 2: and they're interviewing the murderer.
- 43:13Speaker 3: What happened?
- 43:14Speaker 2: It's these are the shows that were watching. I just
- 43:17Speaker 2: watched in entire ten episodes about this man's journey and
- 43:22Speaker 2: how abusive he's been towards Britney. And now he's going
- 43:26Speaker 2: to be going on this show where he's going to
- 43:28Speaker 2: be interviewed in present time. Absolutely, I want to hear
- 43:32Speaker 2: what he has to say. And you know, I came
- 43:35Speaker 2: out of that thinking he doesn't seem like he's changed
- 43:38Speaker 2: at all. He's just saying all the right things. Should
- 43:42Speaker 2: I be surprised, No, But I'm absolutely interested. I also
- 43:46Speaker 2: want to hear him apologize, as he did to everybody
- 43:49Speaker 2: who watched the show that was triggered by his behavior.
- 43:53Speaker 2: Hearing him kind of apologize for the way he treated
- 43:56Speaker 2: Brittany only because Andy, you know, booched him into that.
- 44:00Speaker 2: He basically had to say because Jack said, my biggest
- 44:03Speaker 2: regret was that we didn't end this marriage a long
- 44:07Speaker 2: long time ago, and Andy said, well, wouldn't your biggest
- 44:12Speaker 2: regret be the way you treated her?
- 44:14Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, yeah, you know, I mean, he's
- 44:17Speaker 3: just not there.
- 44:19Speaker 2: He just does not quite get it. But I didn't
- 44:22Speaker 2: have a I understand, and I appreciate people saying, like
- 44:25Speaker 2: we should not be having people who are abusers on television.
- 44:29Speaker 2: But to me, it was not a celebration of him.
- 44:32Speaker 2: It was holding his feet to the fire, holding him accountable.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Talking about a show that we all damn well have
- 44:39Speaker 2: been watching from the beginning, and for those of for
- 44:43Speaker 2: the people who boycotted it in an attempt to show
- 44:47Speaker 2: that they don't want to support it. I respect that,
- 44:49Speaker 2: but I just I don't really see the point until
- 44:53Speaker 2: they renew his contract. I would say, further down the road,
- 44:58Speaker 2: the stand should be taken. Then when they're talking about
- 45:01Speaker 2: bringing him back, then don't watch the show.
- 45:03Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what what did you think?
- 45:06Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, I was up two minds.
- 45:08Speaker 4: I'm like, there's nothing Jacks is going to say on
- 45:11Speaker 4: this that I'm going to be like, oh, he's changed,
- 45:14Speaker 4: because it's.
- 45:15Speaker 1: All lip service.
- 45:17Speaker 3: Yeah it is.
- 45:18Speaker 4: So I was like, I get annoyed with that because
- 45:21Speaker 4: I'm like, stop treating me the audience like I'm an idiot.
- 45:24Speaker 1: I don't believe you. So that frustrates me.
- 45:28Speaker 4: But at the same time I understand, like I get
- 45:35Speaker 4: the logic of Bravo having him on post rehab, but
- 45:39Speaker 4: it's just more the same for me from him.
- 45:42Speaker 2: He did say the name of the rehab. I don't
- 45:44Speaker 2: remember the name of it, but because a lot of
- 45:46Speaker 2: people have called him out for not going or just
- 45:50Speaker 2: it being that like a not a real rehab.
- 45:53Speaker 4: Zacht, Oh, I'm sure it was real nice.
- 45:56Speaker 2: That was so yeah, Zach really he had Brittany's back
- 46:01Speaker 2: and he wasn't going to take it from anybody at
- 46:03Speaker 2: Jesse's party. That was so awkward that he even showed
- 46:06Speaker 2: up and Brittany's walking.
- 46:08Speaker 4: By god, that was so odd, I know, and like
- 46:13Speaker 4: that Jacks thought that he'd have an audience with Brittany
- 46:16Speaker 4: at this party, Are you kidding?
- 46:18Speaker 3: Like, do you think he would have gotten it?
- 46:20Speaker 2: If if Zach hadn't hadn't hadn't of you know, really
- 46:25Speaker 2: put up a wall like he was the wall and
- 46:28Speaker 2: the protection for Brittany, because I think that the next
- 46:31Speaker 2: step would have been trying to pull her aside.
- 46:33Speaker 3: Do you think she was unpulled?
- 46:36Speaker 1: No?
- 46:37Speaker 4: No, I think that there was like a number of
- 46:40Speaker 4: hurdles to get to Brittany and everybody was activated to
- 46:43Speaker 4: protect her.
- 46:44Speaker 3: Wow, a number of hurdles.
- 46:46Speaker 1: Whatever you do is going to have hurdles. I think
- 46:52Speaker 1: Dody would have jumped in.
- 46:53Speaker 4: I think there was just a lot of people that
- 46:55Speaker 4: were ready to pounce should he make a move.
- 47:00Speaker 2: He talked to Kristin and she didn't say in any
- 47:02Speaker 2: uncertain terms not to talk to Brittany. She was like,
- 47:06Speaker 2: you know, I am proud of you. I mean, she
- 47:09Speaker 2: said what she said in the ways that she said it.
- 47:11Speaker 4: But yeah, I just think like if people would have
- 47:15Speaker 4: seen them the move it would have been. He might
- 47:20Speaker 4: have started with one sentence. People would have read Britney's
- 47:22Speaker 4: body language. I just think people could very They all
- 47:26Speaker 4: have her back.
- 47:26Speaker 2: So all right, that makes sense. His sponsor was there
- 47:30Speaker 2: or something? No, No, his life coach, it was his
- 47:32Speaker 2: life coach.
- 47:33Speaker 1: That's not his life coach. That's Jesse's life coach.
- 47:36Speaker 4: Oh that's right, that's right, thank you.
- 47:41Speaker 3: I don't know too angle coaches.
- 47:46Speaker 4: Yeah, he wants to fix the valley. Hi, I'm here
- 47:49Speaker 4: to fix the valley.
- 47:51Speaker 3: Please don't.
- 47:52Speaker 2: We won't have a show. Go life coach somewhere else.
- 47:54Speaker 2: Go life coach in Van Nuys. Okay, go life coach
- 47:58Speaker 2: up here in Santa Clarita. We don't want in valley.
- 48:01Speaker 1: Wait.
- 48:01Speaker 2: That door at Jesse's was hysterical.
- 48:03Speaker 3: The door.
- 48:05Speaker 1: Yes, I also thought Jack's doesn't know the door. We've
- 48:09Speaker 1: been injured.
- 48:10Speaker 4: We've now been told about the door, because he's going
- 48:12Speaker 4: to think he got locked out of the party.
- 48:14Speaker 3: Like I was like, oh please, like that's so funny.
- 48:18Speaker 2: Yeah, a producer or someone might have must have opened it.
- 48:21Speaker 2: But Janet, I mean, what are you doing. You're putting
- 48:23Speaker 2: the sign for welcome Jasmine? Oh it was Jasmine.
- 48:28Speaker 3: I thought it was Janet. No, that was a party fowl.
- 48:34Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, but I mean Zach could have leaned into it.
- 48:38Speaker 4: He could have, he could have played it off.
- 48:41Speaker 1: But yeah, but it was just so hilarious.
- 48:43Speaker 3: He called it out. Yeah, he just ripped it. He's like, oh, great,
- 48:47Speaker 3: good job. You ruined the eyes.
- 48:51Speaker 2: It was also like oh here's the open house. I
- 48:53Speaker 2: mean it was stupid.
- 48:54Speaker 4: You know.
- 48:55Speaker 2: It's also like it was ruined from the from the jump, right. Yeah,
- 49:01Speaker 2: Zach going off on him was great and it really
- 49:04Speaker 2: Zach was like, all right, that bounced me.
- 49:07Speaker 3: Zach took care of him. He really did.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Yeah, they kind of.
- 49:13Speaker 4: Were harsh on Zach and the after show, like I
- 49:16Speaker 4: guess he goes to Tom Tom. They're like, you know,
- 49:18Speaker 4: the Jack's had the real original line and like he'll
- 49:22Speaker 4: go to the opening of an envelope and I'm like, good,
- 49:26Speaker 4: so do you Jack's.
- 49:27Speaker 1: So who cares?
- 49:29Speaker 3: Yeah? Absolutely? Well.
- 49:32Speaker 2: You know, remember when we were watching the like when
- 49:36Speaker 2: they were filming the show, and we had seen that
- 49:38Speaker 2: Britney filed for divorce and we were like, oh my gosh,
- 49:42Speaker 2: they caught it on camera. She serves him on camera, right, yes,
- 49:47Speaker 2: And then we heard We were all excited about that,
- 49:49Speaker 2: and then we heard the rumors that maybe they had
- 49:52Speaker 2: to reshoot that or something like that. But this looked
- 49:56Speaker 2: real as hell. And I mean, am I wrong?
- 49:59Speaker 4: No?
- 49:59Speaker 1: That was I looked real.
- 50:00Speaker 4: But I'm also like, what's up with your podcast, Jackson?
- 50:04Speaker 4: You think you're being served.
- 50:06Speaker 2: From Brittany Well to get the rss feed podcast? Yeah,
- 50:12Speaker 2: that's what I think it was the rss feed because
- 50:14Speaker 2: they had been talking about that.
- 50:16Speaker 4: Okay, But the fact that he thought that he would
- 50:18Speaker 4: be served on the podcast but not divorce papers is boskers.
- 50:23Speaker 3: I know.
- 50:25Speaker 2: And he genuinely had no idea even when he was
- 50:28Speaker 2: sitting there in the kitchen and Schwartz made that joke,
- 50:32Speaker 2: He's like, oh, divorce papers, blah blah.
- 50:33Speaker 1: Oh.
- 50:34Speaker 2: I was genuinely just joking because he realized he saw
- 50:36Speaker 2: them right away and recognize what they were. Jack's had
- 50:39Speaker 2: like an eight minute delay because Schwartz was like, oh,
- 50:43Speaker 2: like he took it and started reading it, and Jack
- 50:46Speaker 2: still didn't know and he was like, wait what now?
- 50:50Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah, I mean also, that was cool that
- 50:56Speaker 4: Schwartz understood the lingo and could kind of explain to Jack's.
- 50:59Speaker 4: But then I was like, man, I'm not a fan
- 51:02Speaker 4: of Jax, but I'm like, don't ever sign anything just
- 51:05Speaker 4: without a lawyer on if you've been served papers, get
- 51:09Speaker 4: a lawyer.
- 51:09Speaker 2: That just goes to show how much he does not
- 51:12Speaker 2: understand any of this.
- 51:13Speaker 4: Or what a narcissisty is that he's or and also
- 51:17Speaker 4: just how he's like this is too much for me
- 51:19Speaker 4: to focus on.
- 51:21Speaker 1: I'm sure, like it doesn't matter. I'm going to win.
- 51:24Speaker 1: It's fine.
- 51:25Speaker 4: This is I'm not pushed, you know what I mean,
- 51:27Speaker 4: Like it just seems like, I don't know, it was
- 51:31Speaker 4: very confident.
- 51:32Speaker 2: Well, but it's also confident, but also he had a
- 51:36Speaker 2: comprehension problem in that moment with understanding like the intensity
- 51:41Speaker 2: of the seriousness of the situation and what full custody means. Yeah,
- 51:47Speaker 2: so that's like you see that and that should scare you.
- 51:50Speaker 3: To death mm hmm.
- 51:52Speaker 2: And he was like, I mean I just should I
- 51:54Speaker 2: just sign this. Like it's like he doesn't even want
- 51:56Speaker 2: to sit and process or think about taking in what's
- 52:00Speaker 2: going on, which in some cases, and I'm not trying
- 52:03Speaker 2: to diagnose, but that's like definitely kind of an ADHD
- 52:06Speaker 2: type of thing. If I'm not mistaken, you just you
- 52:10Speaker 2: just can't focus on like what it is, and then
- 52:13Speaker 2: you can't land on it, and then you can't comprehend it,
- 52:16Speaker 2: and then you move on and then you find out
- 52:18Speaker 2: later and then then it's like, yeah, it becomes a
- 52:21Speaker 2: problem because all the information was there, but you just
- 52:24Speaker 2: had an issue getting it into your brain.
- 52:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 52:28Speaker 3: But this is where I was like, Schwartz, you know it.
- 52:31Speaker 2: As much as people can be horrific people, I really
- 52:36Speaker 2: did see the value of Schwartz's friendship with Jack's. I
- 52:40Speaker 2: was like, it's a damn good thing he has him.
- 52:43Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean it is. He That's what
- 52:45Speaker 1: I'm saying.
- 52:46Speaker 4: If you are one of his guy friends, Schwartz is
- 52:49Speaker 4: probably the best friend you can have because he's looking
- 52:52Speaker 4: to be there at your worst.
- 52:55Speaker 2: That's the only thing he wants to do in life
- 52:57Speaker 2: is just to be there at his bro's worst. Yes, oh, Bubba,
- 53:01Speaker 2: You'm this mining as well be a love letter, bubble
- 53:03Speaker 2: she might as well just like said, will you marry
- 53:05Speaker 2: me again? Like let's renew our vows bubbah. And then
- 53:10Speaker 2: two seconds later they see the headlines and that seemed
- 53:15Speaker 2: real AF two.
- 53:17Speaker 1: I'm sure it was.
- 53:18Speaker 4: And I commend Brittany for getting it out there because
- 53:22Speaker 4: like every time Jacks has a second to introduce his narrative,
- 53:26Speaker 4: it's bullshit. Yes, absolutely so I'm glad she got it
- 53:31Speaker 4: out first, and like and it's real.
- 53:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:38Speaker 2: Well, lastly, we see that there's going to be a
- 53:40Speaker 2: surprise engagement with Kristen Doni. Luke is going to propose
- 53:45Speaker 2: it's going to be under the umbrella of Nia and
- 53:47Speaker 2: Danny's trip to Hawaii. Correct, and uh, that should be fun.
- 53:54Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure Danny will get a fucking earful,
- 54:00Speaker 4: but we'll see what happens from who.
- 54:05Speaker 1: From the group about whatever.
- 54:07Speaker 4: But now that I see how many times that JACKX
- 54:11Speaker 4: says he's thrown Zack out of the bar, I'm less
- 54:15Speaker 4: I'm now questioning Danny getting kicked out of the bar
- 54:19Speaker 4: of Jackx's.
- 54:21Speaker 1: Because that was a big thing for me with him.
- 54:23Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, it is a big thing.
- 54:24Speaker 4: Jax's and then yeah, he good point, and now we
- 54:29Speaker 4: know that Jacks will just throw people out for no reason.
- 54:32Speaker 4: I am like, well, what was that then with Danny?
- 54:36Speaker 2: But it sounds like Danny got kicked out not by
- 54:39Speaker 2: Jacks but by other people in the bar.
- 54:42Speaker 4: Yeah, but like Jax couldn't save him, which was a
- 54:46Speaker 4: like getting kicked out of a bar, your friend's bar
- 54:51Speaker 4: that he owns is a big deal, especially if it's Jack's.
- 54:55Speaker 4: And I really do hold that in like, well, maybe
- 54:57Speaker 4: Danny does have a problem. But then hearing Jack's go
- 55:00Speaker 4: off about like just how he like, you know, waves
- 55:05Speaker 4: a wand to kick people out, I'm like, well, all right,
- 55:08Speaker 4: maybe it wasn't that.
- 55:09Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 55:10Speaker 2: Yeah, it definitely throws some interesting information in the mix.
- 55:14Speaker 2: Everyone's just getting kicked out of Jackson's. Yeah, but that's fine.
- 55:18Speaker 2: I'm sure next season Janet will come for Zach so
- 55:21Speaker 2: that oh yeah, right. So Kristin Doty and Luke they
- 55:26Speaker 2: welcomed kaya Lily Broderick and she had her.
- 55:31Speaker 3: Baby girl, So this is very exciting.
- 55:33Speaker 2: Congratulations to Kristin Doty, she's a mother Oh my gosh,
- 55:36Speaker 2: how exciting. Well, let's wrap this up MS, and thank
- 55:45Speaker 2: you guys so much for listening. As always, please subscribe,
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- 56:01Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, the verdict is in for Karen Reid,
- 56:05Speaker 2: I think, Oh my gosh, Okay, okay, we're still gonna rap.
- 56:08Speaker 3: We'll talk about this later.
- 56:10Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I actually