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HHBSO 33: More on Gay Cruises & Circuit Parties · He's Hot but Something's Off...

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  Hey listeners, my friend David is back, back, back.
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  Again on the podcast 2 weeks ago.
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  In episode 31, David and I did a special episode on the 2024
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  Atlanta's Gay Cruise schedule, and we talked about what the Gay
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  Cruise experience is like. Please go check that out now.
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  David is back again for two episodes of the mindless chatter
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  you love so much last week in episode 30.
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  Two, what's the first part? Go listen to that if you missed
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  it. And here is the second part.
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  Enjoy. What were the Halloween costumes
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  this year? Oh, it was all Barbie.
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  Oh, I don't. I don't.
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  I don't do Halloween. It was all Barbie.
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  I didn't go out for Halloween, so I don't know.
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  Actually, you know, I remember because I wanted to dress up as
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  I had to dress as Barbie, but my backup costume was Britney's
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  beers with knives. Did you see that?
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  You didn't see things. I'm not.
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  I'm not. I'm not a unlike most gays, I'm
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  not into Halloween, but it's not.
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  I'm not into dressing up. No, Likewise, I'm kind of not.
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  But but like I said, my most of my news of Australian modern
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  politics, including Britney Spears, come from memes.
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  So the first I heard of it was because all the Britney Spears.
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  Were not like a reliable source of news, no, but entertainment.
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  It's a good way to get into the cultural zeitgeist, especially
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  with the Americans, because I'm from, like, Australia, so we're
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  backwards. So I'm like, what is going on at
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  the moment? Oh well, who's this guy?
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  Who's this girl? What's?
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  Happening. I'm not up to date on pop
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  culture at all. No, I just, no, I don't follow
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  it. Thank God for memes.
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  What is your algorithm? What?
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  I mean, OK on my Instagram. So I don't do the, I don't do
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  the scrolling and liking stuff, but I would click click on.
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  It I don't ever. It's very rare for me to like
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  anything, but the algorithms knows what you tap on to view
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  more of and when you swipe away. So I do that.
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  I love because I it's a video of someone falling or some really
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  inappropriate racist joke and I'm like scrolling through and
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  that does. I'm like, this is amazing.
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  This is so terrible. So my Instagram feed is like
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  people I follow, obviously, and it's a lot of like someone like
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  the gay Instagram accounts that do a lot of memes, and it's also
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  a lot of like dogs and animals being cute.
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  So yeah. Mine is people getting hit,
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  like, really badly. Mine's a shatenfraud.
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  Yours is mine's. Really bad.
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  I would get in jail for Oh my God.
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  Like it's sometimes it's stuff like this.
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  The Coke. Oh, OK.
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  Yeah. I need to.
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  I need to bleed that out. Wait.
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  Cock. You can't say cock.
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  No, the other C word. Don't say it.
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  Oh, charisma, uniqueness, nerf, and talent.
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  You can't say that. Oh.
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  I didn't say it. I didn't say it.
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  I didn't say it. You can probably keep that in.
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  It's my accent. I can't.
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  Oh, look at this. Oh my God.
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  OK. Dare not?
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  I dare not. Look, look, no, they just put
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  they just repost. Don't fall off, they just
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  reposted this. Yeah, yes, yeah.
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  And I did like that because I posted it.
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  Yeah, I sent it. Yeah.
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  So this is the White Party Bangkok Instagram account and
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  they just reposted some Oh my God.
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  The whitest of white people. They just reposted some photos
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  from past years. Oh, we danced with them.
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  Remember. That was the year that we go go
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  the first time. Oh my God, there's so much of,
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  there's so much of Jack. Jack, just get off the screen.
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  No one wants to look at you. What's looking at you?
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  Well, it is White Party he's the whitest of.
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  Whitest. But this photo was like the very
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  first year. It's the one time where she
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  tried. Yeah, so there's a photo on the
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  White Party Bangkok Instagram account of.
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  There's a bunch of gaze in pink camo, so that's the very first
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  year they had White Party Bangkok and we're in that photo.
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  And you know, this is really long ago.
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  This is when Joey put effort into his clothes.
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  Yeah, I don't do outfits anymore.
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  I don't do theme, whatever. I recycle all the same.
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  I've been recycling all the same.
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  Very basic party outfits for the last three or four years.
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  Also called adulting. Now Joe's in Navy shorts and a
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  bandana. But you know what works, You
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  know it. Works.
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  I spent the first year I started circuiting like the first full
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  year. I spent so much money on outfits
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  because I keep a budget. I'm gonna tell everything.
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  Like I can't believe I spend this much money on outfits.
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  I'm gonna stop doing it. I.
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  Think I did that for the first. Maybe I stopped in.
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  Because the COVID is so much money, but it's like for like
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  one party, you have all the stuff and you go buy easily.
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  It's like 50 to $100 per for one party, like one night.
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  Very guilty. But you know what?
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  Here's a life hack for the everybody.
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  If you If you get an outfit that's really like amazing and
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  you just don't get, don't get photographed or have a different
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  crowd. So you can't wear it to on no
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  say the same thing eight days, eight years in a row, whatever
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  it is, you just have to mix and match.
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  So The thing is like, for you to have enough of enough versatile
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  outfits in your wardrobe that you're not wearing, like the
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  same two or three things all the time.
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  If you have like 12 or 15 things to cycle through, then you know
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  at least you're not wearing like the exact same thing all the
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  time. You can cycle through the
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  outfits. My costume box.
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  I could probably wear a different outfit and like 3
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  months straight and have nothing repeating.
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  I've got so much in the costume right?
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  It's more than my regular. Clothes.
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  So we we could do some quick tips.
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  For example, there's always a White Party on a lot of these
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  things if there is a White Party.
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  So I have at least like four or five different White Party
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  outfits. So that let's say you go on the
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  January cruise and then there's a White Party.
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  You do one of those and then maybe like a few months later
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  you go to some other event and they also have a White Party.
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  You can wear something else. So you know, like some of some
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  of these themes pop up all the time at the different, like
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  cruises or circuit parties. The White Party is 1.
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  Yeah, my hack is just don't get photographed a lot.
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  Then it's fine, There's no proof.
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  Yeah, I mean, I kind of remember there's not gonna be people are
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  not gonna really recognize you. Yeah, no one's looking at.
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  You. Unless it's an amazing outfit.
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  That's why it's dangerous. I'm like, I did buy.
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  That's when you have like a very elaborative, very unique outfit.
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  But like, I'm not that kind of person.
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  It's like if it's a White Party. I just have like a white Speedo
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  or a white white shorts. And it's like, it's not a super
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  unique, memorable outfit. I'm wearing white.
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  This is true. No one's honestly gays at these
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  circuit parties. They wear so little that like,
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  everyone's wearing a Speedo, A jock strap, like short shorts.
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  It's like, it doesn't matter. It's just white.
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  But it's so crazy because you have the basics, so it's like
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  it's a jockshop and harness everybody, but then you have
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  like the complete opposite where someone's gone super extra.
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  Super elaborate. They've got wings and then
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  they've got light up wings and then they've.
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  Got light up shoe? Amazing.
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  They've got like a white tiara. I applaud that.
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  And the white is to the 9th. No, that's great.
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  If I do it, if I had a costume designer, I would wear
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  everything. I would wear the most stupid
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  shit. I want to be in one of those.
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  I should try to bring one year like a blow up dinosaur type T
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  Rex thing. But it broke it the because it
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  inflates. Yeah.
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  And it it had a puncture. So I'm.
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  Gonna bring it all that stuff to get to the.
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  Yeah, she was pretty small, packed down because it was an
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  air pump, but it broke. I would have loved to because
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  you know how I dance. Quote UN quote Dance you you.
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  I move erratically. Highly the Yeah, you dance very
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  high. How do I describe that way I
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  move erratically out of rhythm? I don't know, but I want it to
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  be like a really crazy dinosaur thing.
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  But alas, it didn't work. For you it's a lot of like
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  erratic and quick directional changes.
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  Yeah, which? Causes a lot of bruises on your
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  legs, yes. Yes, 100%.
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  Actually, there's a, for example you.
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  Basically need like you need a like 3M by 3M area just for
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  yourself. Yep, Yep.
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  Should not run into any. Of it, but as a actually a quick
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  life hack. I mean, not a life hack, but a
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  tip for those who want to wear like more elaborate costumes.
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  Which like instead of a normal night out at some festival where
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  it might be hard to pee, for example because you're zipping
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  up stuff on a cruise, your room is right at the party.
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  So it's your chance to wear those weird onesies or more
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  elaborate costumes. Because if it's ever too much,
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  your. Change is really quick.
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  You can do an offer change. Yeah, it's actually so.
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  People actually do that like they'll they'll start the party
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  with some super elaborate outfit that's not very practical to
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  even really walk around or dance.
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  Just the photos. Do it for the photos.
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  You know, go there, be seen, you know, be cute for like 30
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  minutes an hour. And then after that you can slip
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  into something else And you know you have the photos.
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  So there's proof that you had this fabulous outfit.
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  And then for the rest of the night, you can just wear a draft
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  trap and horror it out. That is actually, sorry.
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  So my number one basically with the cruise is the community
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  spirit #2. I think actually for me
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  something that looks like having your room at the party, it is
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  unquantifiable how great that is.
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  It's so nice. Dude, you're not commuting time.
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  You're on the. Bathroom.
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  You're on private bathroom that you can access in like a 5
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  minute walk at any time anywhere.
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  And on top of that, the public toilets are more well maintained
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  than a club or a bar. Toilet, yeah.
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  Holy shit, dude. Just go to another level.
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  If you really wanna go to another public toilet, just go
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  to another level. It's fine.
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  Yeah. But The thing is, it's so nice.
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  Just be like to be able to leave a party within a 5 minute walk.
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  Be back in your own room with all of your own stuff and your
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  own private toilet with all your supplies.
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  And take as much. Time as you want.
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  Safely You don't worry about an Uber driver.
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  Go. Back to the party.
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  At any time you can come and go for the party as many times as
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  you want. And also there is food that you
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  can go eat food and come back. It's buffet and it's open and
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  there's a pizza place that's also open the.
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  Logistics, Yeah. It's unquantified if.
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  You're thirsty. You're hungry.
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  You need to Zen pick blow ass. Yeah, you can do anything.
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  You can leave the party and do whatever you want and the party
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  so that and just go right back. It's like a gay holiday with the
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  power to teleport. You're not wasting time
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  commuting. Like holy shit.
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  Parties you can't get back in. Yeah, it's the amount of time
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  you're saving, and time is money or whatever, right?
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  It's like, hey, instead of going to an event or something and
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  it's like up and back two hours and getting ready.
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  So you have to get ready, and now you have to wait for the
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  Uber teleport. You have to like you're in the
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  car ride or like you're taking the train and now you have to
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  like line up to get into the venue and like all that kind of
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  stuff. No, it's literally like you get
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  dressed in your house. Yeah, in your outfit, walk from
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  your room. Like 3 minute walk, bro, you're
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  there. You walk into the venue.
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  No security checks, nothing. All the parties are free.
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  Like you just walk in at any time and then and for any reason
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  you can just walk out and go back to your room.
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  Have a snack, like have a drink. Yes, exactly.
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  Take a pee food. Anytime.
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  Just chill, go to the buffet, grab a pizza, go have some fun.
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  And side note, This is why EDC was so good for me this year.
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  We used to camp. RV Yeah, RV was great.
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  Would you recommend it actually the RV because you did it for
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  this then. If you are not the one in your
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  RV group that has to pick up and return the RV, then yes, I would
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  highly recommend it. But although the person I was
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  with, our friend Brandon, he actually likes that stuff.
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  So I was like, OK, that's dude, if you love it, then it was.
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  So good, that's the minority. Type A.
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  Here's the thing, Type A. Personally, here's the thing.
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  There's a lot of people have to rent RV's four EDC.
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  Imagine the scenario you've been partying 4 days.
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  Basically you can get with the RV with camp you can get in
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  Thursday morning and within the campground.
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  So it's like a little pre party kind of thing Thursday.
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  So you're probably starting your party from Thursday, you
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  definitely are. Imagine you partying from
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  Thursday until like Monday morning and how drained you are.
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  Now you have to drive the RV and clean it and also return it
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  after doing 4 days of EDC. Well, it was out my first time.
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  We had to drive because we drove from to and from the hotel, but
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  I don't know what's worse, we did it four times.
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  Here's the thing though, like there's there are not enough
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  RV's in Las Vegas to supply everyone who wants to do camp at
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  EDC. So a good number of those RV's
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  are has been returned to somewhere that's not in Vegas,
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  which means you need to take some sort of road trip of some
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  length. Imagine having to do that,
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  driving the RV like however many hours after partying, 4 days of
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  EDC. See how much work it takes to
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  get your room at the party. This is why the cruise is great.
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  Bring it all full circle. They do that for you.
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  The room is just at the party. Your room is just at the.
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  Party not. Like not like in the party, but
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  like your room is like less like a 5 minute walk away at most.
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  I feel that people are also. This is like I feel also like
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  ADHD. The topics are changing all
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  together. No, that's how.
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  I feel like people are moving away from circuit more.
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  So I'm feeling. I'm hearing more and more people
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  as the gay EDM scene is growing in California over the USI feel
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  more and more. People EDM moving away from oh,
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  I like EDM music. TTTI like uplifting trance and
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  big room house question mark. I don't know what I like.
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  I. Like EDM music.
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  I like for the circuit music. I just like non druggie music,
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  which is like dark weed beats with with the European techno
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  I'm not the most fond of. Even with the circuit parties
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  and the circuit DJs, there's like a variety of different
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  sounds. This is very true.
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  I mean it's pots and pans and no vocals like I'm checked out.
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  Because I also think there are some people who like bag circuit
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  music, but I think similar to EDM, it's such a broad EDM is
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  much more broad to be very fair. But I think within circuit there
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  are with you know isn't circuit, couldn't circuit be classified
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  as a section of EDM actually? The fucking tribal music, it's
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  just, it's like, no. I think I don't like tribal beat
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  question. Remember, there's AK pop music
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  video they're just listening to and you're like, this is just a
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  beat. Is that tribal?
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  Tribal is just a beat. It's like, I I can't, OK.
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  This is how I describe a after hours, OK?
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  Oh, I don't know. Most after hours.
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  It's for people who are too fucked up after the main party
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  to go home. Yes, and they just have, like
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  they just need a beat to keep themselves upright and
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  conscious. I don't.
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  Like after hours, music. Yeah, whatever that is.
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  Whatever that genre is, I don't like it.
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  It's that fucking tribal music. It's just pots and pans.
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  It's just a beat so that people have like, they know when to
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  move their feet left and then they so they can two step, but
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  they're too fucked up to go home.
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  They don't have the silence of listening to their own
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  inundation. So that's why I I don't go to
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  after. Hours I hate After hours.
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  I just dude, I see enough mess at the main party.
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  I don't want it to digress. You know what the best thing is
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  for us? It's like when we leave the main
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  party. We go get food, McDonald's go
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  get food. And we go, let me go, go to bed,
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  whether it's whether it's on a cruise or on land.
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  Like we get food and then we sleep.
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  That's the best. More than more than once when
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  we've been partying, it's like, let's go eat something.
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  Let's go eat the fuck up. Like in life, I'm generally
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  thinking about the next meal anyways.
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  Yes, but. At a party I will start not
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  vibing if I'm already thinking about, I can't be.
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  Hungry and have a good time. There have been times where I'm
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  like, there's been like two or three hours after the party and
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  the entire two or three hours I've been thinking about what
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  I'm going to eat. No.
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  No tea? Tea no.
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  But chi, like, sometimes you're in like a really like good mood.
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  And like the I was really good to the point where I'm like,
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  you're not really thinking about food and you're not thinking
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  about even if you are kind of hungry, you're not really
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  thinking about it. But it's like you're having so
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  much fun. Your crew is there, the music's
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  great, the venue's awesome. It's like poolside party on a
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  cruise or something and it's really good.
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  You're not really thinking about that.
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  But even then, on a cruising go eat and come back.
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  Oh my God, we're with is with this year.
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  We're with the West. And literally like the last two
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  hours with the pool pool. W the rooftop pool party.
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  Velvet Tsunami. Was that W the pool party?
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  What event is LA? Pride.
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  There was a rooftop party. I thought it was the W Am I
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  stupid? It was this year or last year
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  with Panda. We're there.
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  Anyways, my story is like, the last couple of those were like
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  faux Vietnamese. We were all like, three of us
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  were like, yeah, we're ready to Oh, yeah.
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  Yes, it was this year. It was the W, yes.
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  It wasn't lying. It was a lot.
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  But we were all like, you had to look, you had to look at each
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  other, right? It's not like you want to go
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  because it's bad, like you want to go because you're hungry.
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  For the final 60 to 90 minutes where their birth thought about
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  like, yes, what are we going to get for?
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  Dinner. It was a long time.
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  We're all like, OK, and we're like, OK, we'll Just Dance a bit
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  more. But we're all thinking about
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  food and panels the same. We're all like food.
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  We were intentionally sobering up so that we could.
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  Getting excited for food. But The thing is, like, that was
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  approaching dinner time, so we just had to.
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  No, we still left a bit early because, I mean, the sensors are
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  fucked up, but we think we'd have to five, we'd go to it.
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  Was dinner time. I mean.
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  For us it was dinner time, but. Yeah, we're like, I'm like, and
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  actually whatever reason, my palate or whatever after so
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  combined, I'm always craving like Asian food or soup.
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  You used to it. Probably it's your comfort, your
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  comfort food. Probably, yeah, But it's strange
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  because I never had in Australia.
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  Oh, you know what? I think it's it's it's devolved
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  from actually from because I started cruising in 2015, which
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  was my first gay party experiences.
• 16:56
  My God on the cruises. It is such shit Asian broth, so
• 17:00
  it doesn't count. I don't blame them.
• 17:02
  It's not like an authentic. Yeah, Asian food is not very big
• 17:05
  on a lot of. Cruises, yeah.
• 17:06
  So then that's, I think that's what it comes to.
• 17:08
  We've when I was early on, when I come back to Australia, the
• 17:11
  first thing I have is like the instant noodles with the Tom Yum
• 17:14
  instant noodles just to get the Tang and get something flavour
• 17:17
  even though it's like processed and shit.
• 17:19
  But I think for us though, like we're rare when we're on a party
• 17:23
  trip, the kind of foods we gravitate to, at least for me,
• 17:26
  are different than the everyday stuff I eat.
• 17:29
  Oh really? Yeah, because you're like
• 17:31
  normally taking care of yourself before and at the party.
• 17:33
  I try to eat like pretty healthy, but on a cruise I can
• 17:37
  still eat pretty healthy and that's why I go to the buffet
• 17:39
  because I can load on like chicken and vegetables, like
• 17:42
  lean proteins and like veggies. But you know if on a cruise is
• 17:46
  different, but you have different restaurant options, so
• 17:48
  you can kind of pick and choose what you want to eat.
• 17:50
  But when we go to like White Party Bangkok for example for
• 17:54
  New Year's this, like every year that we go, it's like it's.
• 17:56
  Just Thai food. We're just eating Thai food.
• 17:59
  It's so good. Yeah, my God, we have to buy
• 18:02
  those. We bought a bunch of those like
• 18:03
  microwavable things at a semi. No, she don't see.
• 18:06
  That's what I mean. That's what I mean by my diet
• 18:10
  are very different and things like crave things I would love
• 18:14
  to eat. Normally I don't because I'm
• 18:16
  usually eating healthy when I'm at home.
• 18:19
  It's not like when I'm at home I stop liking those things that I
• 18:22
  eat on the road. But when I'm on a party trip,
• 18:27
  it's just like, well, it's kind of difficult to have my regular
• 18:30
  diet because I'm in a very different country with like very
• 18:33
  different foods. You know, we need to get more of
• 18:35
  those. Microwaves.
• 18:36
  But I'm pretty. I mean, I'm pretty good.
• 18:39
  I'm pretty unhealthy all the time.
• 18:41
  But yes, we did at a convenience because I'm sure it's because
• 18:43
  Thailand's cheap as well, right? It's cheap and good food.
• 18:45
  That's also different because we're always on the go on these
• 18:47
  trips. Yes, that's why it's convenient.
• 18:49
  We don't, we know it's stupid. You don't go to Thailand to get
• 18:52
  a 711 meal and a microwave, but it's going to go.
• 18:55
  To Thailand to have like steamed chicken and broccoli.
• 18:57
  However, but yeah, but however like you you would a normal
• 19:01
  person would go out to restaurants because it's cheap
• 19:03
  and amazing. But we are normally waking up
• 19:05
  pretty late, too lazy to move or we're jumping between parties,
• 19:09
  so it's like. Yeah, because we're sleeping in
• 19:11
  when we wake up. It's 4:00 PM when we wake up and
• 19:13
  it's like. Actually, the main thing is
• 19:14
  coming back from the party. You come back at 4:00 AM or
• 19:16
  something and what's open? You just have a meal to
• 19:18
  microwave. So we need to like, yeah, like
• 19:20
  we're not. We're at party, we're not.
• 19:22
  None of us really cook. Cook normally.
• 19:24
  And you? Wouldn't do it on holiday.
• 19:27
  We're in a party trip. Like when you come back from a
• 19:29
  party you're all sorts of fucked up.
• 19:31
  Like you're not gonna like, yeah, let's break open this raw
• 19:36
  chicken and or some water. You can't at 5:00 AM, you.
• 19:41
  Totally forgot about that was really good.
• 19:42
  And the weird thing is over there, like the really instant
• 19:45
  meals are like the flavour profile anyways is a good
• 19:48
  overhearing machine. It's I love him.
• 19:51
  But it doesn't matter. I'm not sure like.
• 19:52
  Who cares it? Brings so many calories,
• 19:54
  honestly. Yeah, I don't know.
• 19:55
  But yeah it's just amazing. I'm like this hits the spot and
• 19:57
  we all we we stacked the fridge. We're like, hey, let's just buy
• 20:00
  twenty of these this. Sheep And it's like, it was so
• 20:02
  good. It's like, yeah, there's.
• 20:04
  A. Every one of them was good.
• 20:05
  They're all good. They're all there's a fridge and
• 20:06
  there's a microwave and like when we're on like a party trip
• 20:09
  like that, where, you know, like this is not super relatable for
• 20:13
  most people, but. It was the protein shakes too,
• 20:15
  with the really good protein shakes, remember.
• 20:16
  I always, I always buy like a a protein or like individual.
• 20:20
  Bottles, you remember in Thailand, we had them.
• 20:21
  There were different flavours. There was like a buba flavor.
• 20:23
  We need to, we need to buy. We know what to do.
• 20:26
  When we go to Thailand now because we've been there so
• 20:28
  much. We know what to do.
• 20:29
  This is individual bottles. Yes, because they were really
• 20:31
  good. We had some flavours because I
• 20:33
  do. I normally bring a powder too,
• 20:34
  but maybe I don't need to because they were cheap and
• 20:36
  good. I I remember you, you you came
• 20:39
  with me to buy the powder like the regular whey powder.
• 20:42
  Yeah, but like the shakes were easier and there's no have a
• 20:45
  sugar bottle. Yeah, you just.
• 20:46
  Drink it and it's fine. Oh yeah, true, true, true.
• 20:48
  But this year, yeah, but we'll buy it.
• 20:50
  We went nuts on it because we just.
• 20:51
  It's a it's a cold drink. Beats protein from you dancing
• 20:53
  all the time. Just drink it.
• 20:54
  And it tastes. Good.
• 20:55
  It tastes good. It tastes good and we had so
• 20:57
  many flavours. The Boba flavor it was so cool.
• 20:59
  We. Can't bowl but we.
• 21:00
  Can't we tested? Them all there was like the
• 21:01
  milk. Tea.
• 21:02
  Like the like Hong Kong bouti flavor, I was good.
• 21:04
  It was good. We have.
• 21:06
  I'm so excited already. And you're definitely going.
• 21:08
  You're not cancelling bank. Yeah, I'm definitely going.
• 21:10
  I'm going up. The business class ticket.
• 21:12
  Is it that first? It's like a massive shopping
• 21:14
  trip. We're gonna fucking stack that
• 21:16
  shit Freezable. You don't.
• 21:18
  Mind you're getting in yet, but. I'm getting there between the
• 21:20
  26th and the 20. 8th Me and Jeremy are there at the same
• 21:22
  day. I don't know when Jay is getting
• 21:24
  in, but definitely. He is in another Asian country
• 21:26
  but he's very close so he can pop over.
• 21:28
  Yeah, but I think he's. Getting in on the 28th.
• 21:30
  But at a minimum, me and Jeremy can help stock up the but he
• 21:33
  helped buy a bunch of the stuff last year.
• 21:35
  We all did. We kept the receipts, but we all
• 21:37
  end up being equal. But what I?
• 21:38
  Mean is he knows the things to pick up.
• 21:41
  Oh yeah. Yeah.
• 21:41
  Good. I just like throw a credit card
• 21:42
  that someone would be like like go buy it, No.
• 21:44
  But do you come with us too, right?
• 21:46
  Sometimes I didn't. I didn't find out about the you
• 21:49
  guys wait for all the stuff. So he's going to, like, looking
• 21:52
  for what to buy? Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to
• 21:54
  show up, be like, I just throw a credit.
• 21:55
  Card. It was good because it was like,
• 21:56
  it was literally everything. Oh my God, think of a Thailand.
• 21:59
  It was like, OK, you're the protein from the frozen most you
• 22:01
  wanted. You're the protein.
• 22:02
  Trace for convenience in protein.
• 22:03
  It was fruit to fill that little thing as buy some candy.
• 22:06
  It was so candy as well. Oh my God.
• 22:08
  So that's our that's our diet on a that's our diet on a party.
• 22:12
  I need to get the sour candy, but it destroys your tongue.
• 22:16
  But it's only in. America destroys your tongue.
• 22:18
  So the powder because the sour. Skittles powder the.
• 22:22
  The powder around the sour Skittles the sugar.
• 22:24
  Are they like Pixie sticks? No, you've eaten sour Skittles
• 22:27
  before, right out of US. Sour Skittles.
• 22:28
  There's the powder. Around.
• 22:29
  Oh yeah, Yeah. They don't have that in the show
• 22:31
  yet, no. Because can I just get you
• 22:32
  where? Yes, I've better finished.
• 22:34
  This is why I'm talking. To you want me to bring some for
• 22:36
  Bangkok? Yes.
• 22:37
  Or I can buy them before because Amazon, whatever.
• 22:40
  Is that where? Yeah, I saw them at the
• 22:42
  Pavilions. That goes those two bags.
• 22:44
  OK, pavilions. OK, it's a very common thing
• 22:46
  here. It's just not.
• 22:47
  A CVS. That's all.
• 22:48
  Yeah. Right.
• 22:49
  We're talking about us. We're just like pondering.
• 22:54
  We're pondering grocery stores on a podcast.
• 22:56
  Podcast anymore? We're just literally doing like
• 22:58
  our own thing this. Is.
• 23:00
  Wait a second. There Pretty talk conversations.
• 23:02
  Now what the fuck? No.
• 23:05
  OK, this could be relatable for some of I don't.
• 23:08
  Know how many people are boring? But this is my life.
• 23:13
  No, but I burnt my tongue because I can't stop because I'm
• 23:16
  like, OK, I have a few but I've burnt.
• 23:17
  My tongue. That's why they're banned in
• 23:19
  Australia. This is 100% true.
• 23:20
  OK, so this is the story. So apparently sour Skittles that
• 23:24
  they have in America has like a sugary some sort of coating on
• 23:29
  it, like a powder coating on it that apparently they can't have
• 23:32
  in Australia I. Do not have them Australia.
• 23:34
  Also from some kid that burned his tongue or something.
• 23:36
  Yes, but I also believe it's not in Asia either, because I've had
• 23:39
  them in, I want to say, Singapore, and there was no
• 23:42
  powder. So it's like yes in.
• 23:45
  America, trust America to have candy that destroys you.
• 23:48
  So yes, candy the home. I've never burned my tongue on
• 23:51
  those because you can. Stop.
• 23:52
  You've got normal like some control.
• 23:55
  Honestly, if you but if even if you ate an entire packet, you
• 23:58
  would burn your tongue. I I want to eat an entire pack
• 24:00
  in a sitting. I can't stop.
• 24:02
  I've had cuts. I can't.
• 24:03
  Yeah, they've ate an entire pack of Cyrus Skittles in one
• 24:05
  sitting. Yeah, OK, I don't do that.
• 24:07
  I can eat a bag of chips. Same chips don't.
• 24:09
  Won't burn my tongue. Yeah, I see.
• 24:11
  Serving suggestion 5 and I'm like, what the fuck is this?
• 24:13
  No, no, no. No, that's serving suggestions.
• 24:14
  Who the fuck is this serving suggestion?
• 24:15
  What the fuck is that for an an anorexic?
• 24:17
  No, I just eat it all. Just eat the fucking whole
• 24:19
  thing. I can't leave a bag on finished
• 24:21
  after like going through every pack of chips out there.
• 24:23
  I can't finish it. Real time.
• 24:24
  Are we more excited about the food?
• 24:26
  Yeah. And the parties?
• 24:27
  Yes. Yeah.
• 24:29
  Honestly, we we love food and we love sleep.
• 24:32
  And I love Thai food, so Thai food's good Thai food and Viet
• 24:34
  food. I can always.
• 24:35
  Remember we went to that street vendor with pasta, Thai and
• 24:38
  chicken? Oh my goodness.
• 24:40
  Remember that was so good. That was really close to the
• 24:43
  hotel. That's something where like I
• 24:45
  normally would not randomly go to a street vendor because I
• 24:47
  just like, I don't know, but like it was like Germany or Jay
• 24:51
  that. Germany.
• 24:52
  Yeah. It was really close, yeah.
• 24:53
  But I mean, that's why. People like Germany knows all
• 24:54
  the places. To eat.
• 24:55
  But Thai food is pretty safe. I think even the street food,
• 25:00
  it's I wouldn't trust like a third world country.
• 25:02
  Stuff. I'll bring my meds.
• 25:04
  Oh, like stomach, stomach, meds, yeah.
• 25:06
  Yeah, like the anti, anti. Diarrhea.
• 25:08
  Yeah, and the anti nausea? Oh, we we did do a pharmacy run
• 25:11
  at the first day, well before it gets too crazy.
• 25:14
  Yeah, yeah, we're. We're not doing a pocket,
• 25:16
  really. We're literally saying like all
• 25:18
  the things. This is a film.
• 25:20
  This is a film. Grocery list.
• 25:21
  Actually, this is a film to do. List this.
• 25:24
  Is like. This is the thoughts in your
• 25:26
  head. OK, maybe we'll wrap up the
• 25:28
  podcast you probably. Stop 'cause I'm hungry for
• 25:30
  chips. It's it's a 46.
• 25:32
  How do you know I? Have a.
• 25:33
  Phone that says 23340. That was the time.
• 25:36
  Why is the time moving so fast? It says 2338, but that's the
• 25:39
  recording time. We are on a second.
• 25:41
  But actually it's not even fast because it's just seconds, which
• 25:43
  is a normal second. We've we've been talking for an
• 25:46
  hour and a half. But we've been making plans for
• 25:48
  the last 20, the last. 20 minutes.
• 25:50
  We haven't been doing a podcast. And I was so much more excited.
• 25:56
  Sorry, this is. Back literally just been talking
• 25:57
  amongst ourselves like. The I got more animated.
• 26:00
  We were talking about the grocery lists.
• 26:01
  I'm sorry. We're getting let's let's do
• 26:04
  dinner. Yes, let's go dinner.
• 26:06
  So. So once again, the video version
• 26:09
  of this podcast. I'm wearing a hoodie because
• 26:11
  again, I don't turn on the heat in my house, so I need to bundle
• 26:15
  up. You don't get cold.
• 26:16
  I don't get cold, so you're in the tank.
• 26:18
  I'm 21% body fat. You only put on a shirt because.
• 26:21
  Yeah, literally. Because you put the podcast, put
• 26:22
  the podcast. Otherwise, you're.
• 26:24
  You're just wearing like, shorts around the house.
• 26:26
  Pretty much. It's my body fat.
• 26:27
  Keeps me warm. Yeah, I don't have anybody.
• 26:29
  I have 21%. It's confirmed and gravity?
• 26:32
  Gravity. Video version of this podcast is
• 26:35
  on. Only fan.
• 26:36
  Channel just no YouTube showy T The podcast is not on only fan
• 26:41
  and also on Spotify by the way. We talked about about cruises
• 26:44
  during the recording. This probably gonna be split up
• 26:46
  into multiple episodes of podcast, but.
• 26:48
  This is the grocery list section.
• 26:50
  But you know, like for any of you that don't already know, on
• 26:53
  my YouTube channel, just Joey T, there's a bunch of cruise videos
• 26:56
  that I've done in the past, so go check those out.
• 26:59
  Yep, and my favorite video is actually the Barcelona video.
• 27:02
  It's actually something I've watched.
• 27:03
  Oh my God. Yeah, so.
• 27:05
  I actually watched the Barcelona.
• 27:06
  Video people know me most for the cruise videos, but other
• 27:09
  parties, like circuit parties that I've been to before, I've
• 27:12
  also got videos on those. Those are a little bit older, so
• 27:15
  they're like not the same production value as like the
• 27:18
  newer cruise videos. But the one year, the one year,
• 27:21
  the only time that I've been to Barcelona for a circuit
• 27:23
  festival, I did a vlog on that. And what do we eat every day?
• 27:28
  McDonald's and pasta. Italian.
• 27:30
  Italian food there was so good. Though the same Italian place.
• 27:33
  And then we had McDonald's. But the food there was so good.
• 27:37
  The Italian food, it was cheap. It was cheap.
• 27:39
  It was. Good, but it's so good.
• 27:41
  Bro, it was. Yeah, it was so good.
• 27:44
  And so the best thing about circle parties is eating food.
• 27:47
  Fuck, we didn't. You know, we don't need to go to
• 27:49
  a circuit party if we just eat. This is just true, yeah.
• 27:52
  Alright, with that we'll sign out.
• 27:54
  So say bye, David. From his off, but something's me
• 27:57
  oh. My God, bye bye.