Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Sas is a Hip Hop Historian (feat. one of the mikes) - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 99
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- 0:49Speaker 2: It's upside down.
- 0:50Speaker 1: I'll do Yeah, why is yours like that? Because I'm
- 0:53Speaker 1: trying to I always doing something crazy, But at least
- 0:55Speaker 1: mine can stick where it's supposed to be at, So
- 0:56Speaker 1: how those.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Has to go the other way?
- 0:59Speaker 1: Like that?
- 1:00Speaker 2: I think?
- 1:00Speaker 1: Oh, I think that's better. Yeah, that is better. Yeah,
- 1:02Speaker 1: that's what I think.
- 1:04Speaker 2: You need to spend it at the jump.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Oh you gotta be hitting Is you dumb?
- 1:14Speaker 2: All right? Yeah?
- 1:18Speaker 1: I mean this is crazy. Romans looks way better than.
- 1:23Speaker 4: Mine is belongings in.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Front of your face, Dude, I don't know what you
- 1:35Speaker 1: guys just told me to do. Like that, that's what
- 1:42Speaker 1: it was like before. No, sounds like wasn't that what
- 1:47Speaker 1: it was?
- 1:47Speaker 2: Just like? No, I think that we can run the
- 1:52Speaker 2: tapes back.
- 1:53Speaker 1: That's what it was. That's what it just looked like.
- 1:55Speaker 1: And you guys gets upside down, So I turned it
- 1:57Speaker 1: the other way. Whatever. As long as it's facing into
- 1:59Speaker 1: your mouth, good, that's that's better. Right there, you keep
- 2:04Speaker 1: on pulling it out. What type of three has to
- 2:10Speaker 1: be like this? I mean, this.
- 2:11Speaker 4: Is this is crazy.
- 2:19Speaker 1: I mean this is nuts. Titan.
- 2:25Speaker 4: It's got a titan because it was coming from all right.
- 2:32Speaker 1: I want to keep that in that looks like it.
- 2:35Speaker 1: This will work?
- 2:37Speaker 2: All right?
- 2:40Speaker 1: What is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
- 2:42Speaker 1: Boy Dad podcast Today. It is the last day of
- 2:45Speaker 1: January and it's a Tuesday. Where has it gone? Where
- 2:49Speaker 1: has it gone? You guys are going to be hearing
- 2:51Speaker 1: this on Wednesday. So it's February for you, February first
- 2:55Speaker 1: for you guys. Rabbit rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, shortest month of
- 2:57Speaker 1: the year. And why is it Black History Month? I
- 3:00Speaker 1: don't know something about the Blacks in February they fucking
- 3:04Speaker 1: love it. Is that known? People have been saying that, Yeah,
- 3:11Speaker 1: is that true? I don't know where did they give
- 3:13Speaker 1: them the shortest month. There's also theories about that. That's
- 3:16Speaker 1: a theory that's been kicked around on tw conspiracy theory. Yeah,
- 3:19Speaker 1: that's been kicked around. Who's to say if it's Oh,
- 3:22Speaker 1: I've almost forgot fortune cookies? Oh shit? Should I pass
- 3:26Speaker 1: them out? Or do you guys want to pick your
- 3:28Speaker 1: own fortunes? I'll pick my own. Where'd you get all
- 3:33Speaker 1: these from? The uh, the Chinese store? That's how fortune?
- 3:47Speaker 1: Do I have to eat it? Do you have to
- 3:48Speaker 1: eat it to make the fortune come true? Because I
- 3:50Speaker 1: don't like the cookie? No? No, you have to eat it, bro,
- 3:54Speaker 1: even if you have to make an icky face, you've
- 3:56Speaker 1: got to eat I don't dislike the cookie. They just
- 3:59Speaker 1: have there's nothing too Yeah, they're just like it's like
- 4:01Speaker 1: eating cardboard. Yeah, it's like a dump dumpling cook Come on,
- 4:05Speaker 1: crack that thing up. I never seen someone struggle with
- 4:08Speaker 1: a fortune cookie like that. That's a terrible I don't
- 4:12Speaker 1: like that one at all. What you get mine says
- 4:17Speaker 1: a difficult decision will soon yield success. I don't love that.
- 4:24Speaker 1: That's extremely half fast. Yeah, well, at least he yields success.
- 4:28Speaker 1: I guess would you get, Mike, I don't want to
- 4:33Speaker 1: make a difficult decision.
- 4:35Speaker 4: I got a very sass one by changing nothing nothing changes.
- 4:40Speaker 1: That's a terrible one. Where did you get these from?
- 4:43Speaker 1: These are half assed? The best, the best fortune cookie
- 4:46Speaker 1: store in New York. This place is famous for them.
- 4:51Speaker 1: See you look at mine? Help? I'm trapped in a
- 4:54Speaker 1: fortune cookie f ver. My dad always used to hit
- 5:01Speaker 1: me with that one. Yeah, that's actually that's the best
- 5:03Speaker 1: dad joke that he's ever had. It's a good one.
- 5:05Speaker 1: It's the fucking funniestdad joke. It must have made. It
- 5:08Speaker 1: must have been made by someone who has not yet
- 5:10Speaker 1: a father yet had to have been, and then that
- 5:12Speaker 1: has just appropriated it. It's a dad joke written by
- 5:16Speaker 1: not a dad. It isn't enough to think outside the box.
- 5:19Speaker 1: You must take Actually, that's the one I got what
- 5:21Speaker 1: the way, b this is a bullshit. That's a scam. Also,
- 5:27Speaker 1: these aren't was yours. That's great, that's awesome. I forgot
- 5:39Speaker 1: about bonjoor amigo for a second there, I don't know.
- 5:42Speaker 1: Make sure you like and subscribe to.
- 5:44Speaker 4: Drop a bonjour amigo, bonjoor amigo.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our thing now. I don't like how these
- 5:50Speaker 1: are like these are like wax paper the cookies. These
- 5:54Speaker 1: cookies tast like waxed paper. These are these are not
- 5:57Speaker 1: like and what is this on the backsttle bit two
- 6:00Speaker 1: stages like ads? They're running ads on the back. The
- 6:03Speaker 1: fuck is this? This slip is kept by over twenty
- 6:06Speaker 1: percent of people scanned to learn why a right scan
- 6:11Speaker 1: it rochals mine's ripped so I can't scan.
- 6:13Speaker 4: It seven percent share on social.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Is that what your says? Mine says twenty thousand or
- 6:19Speaker 1: twenty times share. That's what the fuck they're doing with these?
- 6:22Speaker 1: They're running ads.
- 6:23Speaker 2: I pissed. We got the same one.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Yeah it doesn't I've never seen that before. To be honest,
- 6:27Speaker 1: what are your numbers?
- 6:28Speaker 2: Is it like the exact same one?
- 6:29Speaker 1: You guys got numbers six eleven, fourteen, eighteen thirty five
- 6:33Speaker 1: fifty six. Where'd you get these? I bought them. You
- 6:36Speaker 1: didn't buy them? Yeah, I went to Times Square and
- 6:38Speaker 1: I got them. You don't buy Fortune cookies. They sell
- 6:41Speaker 1: them at Macy's away at the big ass the Macy's
- 6:44Speaker 1: on thirty four Street. I got five seventeen, nineteen, twenty three,
- 6:47Speaker 1: twenty four to five. That's a good set. That's bullshit,
- 6:52Speaker 1: but it is a good ass idea by them to
- 6:54Speaker 1: just put some some knowledge inside of food. It's kind
- 6:56Speaker 1: of like a Snapple fact a little bit. Yeah, I
- 6:59Speaker 1: like it when it's.
- 7:00Speaker 4: The QR cup brings you to openfortune dot com, where
- 7:04Speaker 4: you can place your brand and engage with one hundred
- 7:06Speaker 4: and thirty five million per month.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? So they're running ads? These aren't
- 7:13Speaker 1: traditional Fortune cookies. Oh so do you think these are plants?
- 7:16Speaker 1: They were dropped off in the office. There's a box
- 7:18Speaker 1: of them in the lobby, and so I just grabbed
- 7:20Speaker 1: a handful of them. But you think that these are
- 7:22Speaker 1: This is someone's fucking mid level marketing scheme that they're
- 7:24Speaker 1: trying to bomb us with. Yes, they'll probably talk about
- 7:27Speaker 1: this in the next company meeting. Another six zack mac
- 7:31Speaker 1: is all over Fortune cookies right now. You gotta smash
- 7:34Speaker 1: fortune cookies. Look at what the mean girls double fortune cookies.
- 7:38Speaker 1: The mean girls revolutionize the fortune cookie. It's just that simple.
- 7:42Speaker 1: You go to the comments and it's like, why are
- 7:44Speaker 1: their fucking fortune cookies on Barstill the fuck are these
- 7:49Speaker 1: fortune cookies doing? Ons would be like SaaS thinks he's
- 7:52Speaker 1: too good for fortune cookies. I mean you didn't eat yours.
- 7:55Speaker 1: Oh I don't want mine. You said you would eat it.
- 7:57Speaker 1: I just said they're not that bad. The cookies were
- 8:00Speaker 1: to get you're probably it probably a curse if you
- 8:01Speaker 1: eat those. No, the cookie is good. You're consuming capitalism
- 8:04Speaker 1: is what you're doing. They're very sugary, though, But I
- 8:08Speaker 1: like it. It's kind of nice. But what is it?
- 8:10Speaker 1: What does he even meat? It's got to just be straight sugar, right,
- 8:13Speaker 1: tastes like straight sugar. Yeah, burnt sugar, burnt sugar. Marshmallows, Yeah,
- 8:16Speaker 1: a little marshmallow in there. Love it. But you see
- 8:19Speaker 1: that tweet about silk where a silk comes from? No,
- 8:22Speaker 1: it comes from boiled silkworms. Oh wow, they it's actual
- 8:26Speaker 1: worms that make the shirts. What the fuck? That's pretty cool.
- 8:31Speaker 1: I think it's it's barbaric to wear a silk though.
- 8:34Speaker 1: I can't imagine, like people are pissed off about leather,
- 8:37Speaker 1: like you have to kill tons of silkworms just to
- 8:39Speaker 1: be able to wear a silky shirt. Well, I think
- 8:41Speaker 1: that's because people care about leather, animals, cows. They don't
- 8:45Speaker 1: care about worms. No, no one gives a fuck about worm.
- 8:47Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wear the worms, bro, I would never
- 8:49Speaker 1: wear it. I won't wear the worm because you're wearing worms.
- 8:52Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a full silk shirt. That sounds terrible.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Didn't you think it came out of their butt like
- 8:57Speaker 1: a fucking spider, like a spider web? No, I didn't
- 8:59Speaker 1: know what came I didn't know. I thought it was
- 9:01Speaker 1: just a fabric that someone came up with. How do
- 9:03Speaker 1: you think fabrics? What do you think fabrics are made of?
- 9:05Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 9:06Speaker 5: What.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Do you think cotton's made of cotton? Yeah, there's a
- 9:12Speaker 1: plant that was all yester made of computers? Yeah, exactly,
- 9:16Speaker 1: It's definitely a computer ass fabric. Yeah, Mike's in the studio.
- 9:21Speaker 4: We got Mic in this bitch Onjorigo on Jorigo.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Mike, are you moving to New York?
- 9:27Speaker 4: Yeah? When a couple of months wout. Nice, Yeah, you
- 9:32Speaker 4: got any.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Work for me to look that's when me and Ron
- 9:34Speaker 1: are going to Chicago.
- 9:35Speaker 4: Oh yeah, perfect, No, that'll work out great.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Yeah, the office should be set up by September going
- 9:44Speaker 1: out to Chicago. Yeah, are you really worse? Dude? Learning
- 9:47Speaker 1: how to skateboard? Now, let's go for the office office
- 9:49Speaker 1: half pipe. We're hanging back. We said we got we
- 9:53Speaker 1: Still we're not done with this city.
- 9:54Speaker 4: The comedy scene, yeah.
- 9:56Speaker 1: Unfinished comedy. We got a lot to do here. Still
- 9:59Speaker 1: best pool scene in the country too, Yeah, incredible pools.
- 10:03Speaker 4: Really so sick to play with you since I've hit.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Me a bad day. Yeah, you hit me up on
- 10:09Speaker 1: day days ago. I was locked in playing video games.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Oh dude, you caught him while he was playing video game?
- 10:15Speaker 1: Well he did say that that is brutal. Well, yeah,
- 10:17Speaker 1: what would you have done there? Your hands were tired.
- 10:19Speaker 1: You had to keep on playing what my boys were on.
- 10:21Speaker 1: I wasn't going to be like, hey, I got to go. No,
- 10:23Speaker 1: for sure, it was probably only a couple hours that
- 10:25Speaker 1: you played, right, No, probably twenty hours this weekend. Oh
- 10:30Speaker 1: it's called putting in the work. You guys wouldn't understand
- 10:34Speaker 1: that's some Malcolm glad having hobbies outside of work. That's
- 10:37Speaker 1: the ten thousand hours you were chasing down. Yeah, it's
- 10:40Speaker 1: probably good for your mental instead of going out and
- 10:41Speaker 1: seeing your friends. It was amazing.
- 10:43Speaker 4: It's a good life experience for you.
- 10:45Speaker 1: He was amazing.
- 10:46Speaker 4: Yeah, the most.
- 10:47Speaker 1: It was the best weekend I've had in months. That's good.
- 10:49Speaker 1: It's good to have no drinking. I don't really need
- 10:52Speaker 1: that anymore.
- 10:53Speaker 4: No, I'm just going to say, you're looking slimmer now.
- 10:55Speaker 1: There's no way you know what I did do. I
- 10:57Speaker 1: had a home cooked meal yesterday for the first time,
- 10:59Speaker 1: and it's who cooked it me? No, you didn't, Yeah
- 11:03Speaker 1: I did. What would you make chicken? Pasta salad? Pasta
- 11:07Speaker 1: salado was supposed to be a space in between that.
- 11:09Speaker 1: What kind of pasta bow ties? I don't know, because
- 11:14Speaker 1: that would make for good pasta slid too. A little
- 11:15Speaker 1: fet of cheese, yeah, a little bit, maybe some my
- 11:18Speaker 1: olives on. It felt good? What made you cook? What
- 11:21Speaker 1: made you decide to cook? I said, I don't want
- 11:23Speaker 1: to order food? Yeah, something to cook food?
- 11:25Speaker 4: Paycheck didn't he?
- 11:27Speaker 1: No, No, trust me, there's no need to worry about that.
- 11:31Speaker 1: They had the meetings where everybody was told their bonuses
- 11:33Speaker 1: and SaaS was told he owes money. I actually didn't
- 11:35Speaker 1: get it as man. Did you guys get bonuses yet?
- 11:39Speaker 1: Oh cool, let's go to you. No. Yeah, I didn't
- 11:42Speaker 1: think anyone from content did. All right, but I don't
- 11:45Speaker 1: want I'm not. I don't want bonus back.
- 11:46Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want money either.
- 11:47Speaker 1: I don't giving my bonus back this year.
- 11:49Speaker 4: I said, help about the little I was going to
- 11:50Speaker 4: donate mine.
- 11:51Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have to anybody that buys a brick watch.
- 11:54Speaker 4: I was going to buy an ad on a openfortune
- 11:56Speaker 4: dot com.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Yeah, well, once it reaches one hundred million people, I
- 12:01Speaker 1: look at mine. I say, you, guys, I don't need
- 12:02Speaker 1: the five hundred dollars. Thank you. I know I worked
- 12:05Speaker 1: all year for this, but I don't need five hundred.
- 12:07Speaker 1: I want you guys to give this someone else. Give
- 12:08Speaker 1: it to Brianna. Give it to Brianna. She worked her ass,
- 12:11Speaker 1: she needs it. She fucking busted her ass. I did
- 12:13Speaker 1: nothing in comparison. Now, and let's keep it a fucking bean.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Let's keep it a fucking bee. Let's keep it a bean. Dude.
- 12:20Speaker 1: I got in a car accident today. Oh, shit. Really
- 12:23Speaker 1: I was in the uber and the and the dude
- 12:25Speaker 1: crash holy ship during Uh no, it was right after
- 12:30Speaker 1: the meeting. I hopped on a phone call right afterwards,
- 12:33Speaker 1: and uh a bad crash.
- 12:35Speaker 4: I was weren't in a good place prior to the
- 12:37Speaker 4: to the crash. Yeah, yeah, she flustered. I was flustered.
- 12:42Speaker 4: You just yeah, what the fuck? Dogs striking you down?
- 12:46Speaker 1: It was Drode, the guy we got like got off
- 12:48Speaker 1: her driving into Manhattan and uh, he was like he
- 12:53Speaker 1: was like pulling off to an off ramp on the right,
- 12:55Speaker 1: look like, uh it looked like one of the characters
- 12:59Speaker 1: from the Godzilla movie. What he sounded like one of
- 13:02Speaker 1: the towns that's gonna help me. He sounded like trying
- 13:04Speaker 1: to guy. Know what he sounded Remember Stephen Cha's impression
- 13:07Speaker 1: of the guy who said god Zella. That's what he
- 13:09Speaker 1: sounded like. Yeah, he sounded like that guy got it
- 13:11Speaker 1: all right? Are you getting a picture in your mind?
- 13:14Speaker 1: Looks like based off what I'm imagining, like he's so
- 13:17Speaker 1: he's white. Maybe he looks a little bit like Francis he's.
- 13:22Speaker 4: A white Hollywood actor. Yeah, he's I think was maybe
- 13:26Speaker 4: your driver.
- 13:29Speaker 1: It was the legend moke getting in the back seat
- 13:31Speaker 1: of his own uber. That's gotta be the next one
- 13:34Speaker 1: when I get into problems with my own uber in
- 13:36Speaker 1: the space when the space time continuum breaks after eight
- 13:39Speaker 1: bud lights. His name was probably like mook comed he
- 13:47Speaker 1: said it was probably his name. No, I got he
- 13:52Speaker 1: thought he was. I don't know any Asian names. Mouk
- 13:57Speaker 1: is a good Asian name, actually, yeah, like a muck bang, Yeah, lukeman,
- 14:01Speaker 1: that's good. So I was pulling off and he just
- 14:04Speaker 1: slammed into the wall and like greened around to the left,
- 14:06Speaker 1: and he just like didn't turn the car at all.
- 14:10Speaker 1: He just like almost as if it was on purpose,
- 14:12Speaker 1: drove the car straight into the wall. That's crazy. Did
- 14:16Speaker 1: you go out? And I just I like burst out laughing.
- 14:23Speaker 2: Off.
- 14:24Speaker 1: No, the airbags didn't go off, but like he had
- 14:26Speaker 1: to like get out of the car and like assess
- 14:28Speaker 1: the situation. I just had stayed at the moat.
- 14:30Speaker 4: What kind of car was it?
- 14:32Speaker 1: Ford Fusion for which, to their testament, they're like very
- 14:39Speaker 1: and sh you can knock them up here and there.
- 14:41Speaker 1: I saw it coming from so far away, though, like
- 14:44Speaker 1: he made no attempts to turn, like he like realized
- 14:46Speaker 1: something was up. They kind of looked around and like
- 14:49Speaker 1: the entire time, we're just getting closer. Hilarious. And he
- 14:52Speaker 1: didn't turn like you could see the confusion on his
- 14:55Speaker 1: face like it should have been, Like like it was
- 14:58Speaker 1: too it was too sharp of a turn. He was like, no, no,
- 15:02Speaker 1: it was too sharp of a turn.
- 15:03Speaker 4: But yeah, what did you him?
- 15:06Speaker 1: I told him I was gonna tip him even better
- 15:08Speaker 1: because because he got into the accident. But then I
- 15:10Speaker 1: got out and it like his ship wasn't busted up
- 15:13Speaker 1: that bad. I'm like, man, you have to go.
- 15:16Speaker 4: You have to go three or less so so you
- 15:18Speaker 4: don't get him again.
- 15:19Speaker 1: No, I want to give him five stars. I don't
- 15:20Speaker 1: want to be the reason he blew his ship. I'm
- 15:22Speaker 1: not trying to be like he just.
- 15:24Speaker 4: Ran into the wall.
- 15:25Speaker 1: So he's having a hard enough day. I'm not trying
- 15:27Speaker 1: to fucking ship on this guy. Well, he can't even
- 15:29Speaker 1: control his car. He got rear ended, which you guys
- 15:31Speaker 1: just kept driving. He got out of the car, reversed
- 15:35Speaker 1: it out of the crash, and the laugh that's wild.
- 15:39Speaker 1: I assume that when you crash in knew where they
- 15:40Speaker 1: just got get No, you're just a different ride, like
- 15:44Speaker 1: when she saw me laugh and he was just like
- 15:46Speaker 1: he like kind of laughs.
- 15:47Speaker 4: He's like, what was the mood in the car for
- 15:53Speaker 4: the rest of the ride.
- 15:54Speaker 1: I mean, I was on the phone being like, yeah,
- 15:56Speaker 1: I just fucking crashed. His car was on the I
- 15:59Speaker 1: was talking to Caleb. He was like, I heard that.
- 16:01Speaker 1: I heard the crash. That's crazy.
- 16:04Speaker 4: I heard this ship go.
- 16:05Speaker 1: That's a hot start to the morning. It was a
- 16:06Speaker 1: preposterous start to the I mean it was midday. I've
- 16:08Speaker 1: done a bunch of shit beforehand. Oh yeah, but uh,
- 16:11Speaker 1: it was a hot start. What time would you get in,
- 16:15Speaker 1: like twelve? But I have Philly meeting Pat Bev meeting Araby.
- 16:22Speaker 1: So he didn't know why he wasn't in the office
- 16:24Speaker 1: before noon. You how I was. I was here at
- 16:28Speaker 1: eight am. You've never seen the morning of this office, dude.
- 16:31Speaker 1: You don't know what it looks like. You know, different
- 16:33Speaker 1: your scheme in the morning. I was the first person here.
- 16:35Speaker 1: You know, there's a whole different set of people that
- 16:37Speaker 1: worked the early shift here, the whole different content crew
- 16:42Speaker 1: rolls in, they punch out beyond Pat Bev. Yeah, that's
- 16:48Speaker 1: when fucking Caleb and Riggs are in and Riggs all
- 16:51Speaker 1: the heavy hitters. Yeah, Cooper just for the merch, Cooper
- 16:54Speaker 1: for the merch. Yeah, she's still cooking merch. She's still
- 16:57Speaker 1: she's still putting it out. Yeah, and bon George to Amiga,
- 17:00Speaker 1: the Amias amigas. That's a good that's a girl. That's
- 17:05Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Yeah, well Nov has a girlfriend, but Amiga
- 17:08Speaker 1: is a girlfriend. What the hell you been doing? SaaS?
- 17:12Speaker 1: Would you do all weekend? Bro? I told you I
- 17:14Speaker 1: played video games legitimately the whole time. How are you
- 17:18Speaker 1: going to build up your your your comedy set when, uh,
- 17:22Speaker 1: you need to live bro, Louis said, he takes a
- 17:24Speaker 1: whole year off just to get lived experiences, so he
- 17:27Speaker 1: has shipped for his fucking uh.
- 17:29Speaker 4: What about the plane race?
- 17:30Speaker 1: What about Plano? We heard it was great? Yeah that
- 17:33Speaker 1: was like a month ago.
- 17:34Speaker 4: Oh fuck.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Yeah, Plano was great. Sas is next hours like war
- 17:40Speaker 1: zone jokes. Now, I got a bunch of new ship
- 17:43Speaker 1: airplane jokes. I mean I I just didn't have anything
- 17:46Speaker 1: this weekend, and I was like, I wanna take it easy.
- 17:47Speaker 1: I'm gonna play some video games. That's good, chill, that's good.
- 17:50Speaker 1: But then you over video games yourself. I did. Yeah,
- 17:52Speaker 1: you need to get out of out of the veg
- 17:54Speaker 1: a little bit, out of the virtual world.
- 17:56Speaker 4: You truly did nothing else?
- 17:57Speaker 1: No, legitimately, I didn't leave my apartment for on fry
- 18:01Speaker 1: from Thursday night until Sunday. Uh yeah no, uh. I
- 18:05Speaker 1: left my rooms sanely to go to the bathroom. No way,
- 18:08Speaker 1: got my Uber eats at the front door. How many
- 18:10Speaker 1: times the day did you order Uber Eats? Probably just twice,
- 18:14Speaker 1: so seven orders at least. Yeah, Jesus, without going outside
- 18:19Speaker 1: even to throw out the trash. Now, never went outside,
- 18:21Speaker 1: never even went outside in your hallway of your apartment. No, God, damn.
- 18:27Speaker 4: A new world. It's a new world.
- 18:31Speaker 1: We're coming up sat joe'spre.
- 18:32Speaker 4: Come on education.
- 18:36Speaker 1: We will play for a while. I gotta go to
- 18:37Speaker 1: fucking going to Boston. On Thursday, Bro, we were partying
- 18:41Speaker 1: doing community service outreach. Bro. I guess I just don't
- 18:44Speaker 1: fitch you. I don't have like the itch to party
- 18:46Speaker 1: that you guys. Did I think about that? What about
- 18:51Speaker 1: your everybody talks.
- 18:52Speaker 4: About that anymore?
- 18:53Speaker 1: Hell, I don't have the itch picking up body with
- 18:55Speaker 1: with toxic substances. We were painting over the rectories at
- 19:00Speaker 1: like you abandoned churches. Yeah, yeah, we did that, Bro,
- 19:03Speaker 1: that sucks. I'm sorry. It doesn't it terrible community building?
- 19:07Speaker 1: I have to play will it actually feels greteen hours?
- 19:10Speaker 1: I was fulfilling. You were you ever you ever grind
- 19:14Speaker 1: for three hours just to get one win? You ever?
- 19:16Speaker 1: Do you ever? Do you ever be a man for
- 19:18Speaker 1: others one time in your life? Yeah? Yesterday I was
- 19:20Speaker 1: walking to work and a homeless guy stopped me and said, hey,
- 19:23Speaker 1: I need cash, and I said, oh, don't have any cash, sorry, man,
- 19:26Speaker 1: And then he said, what about this ATM over here?
- 19:28Speaker 1: I said, don't have an ATM card? And then I
- 19:30Speaker 1: went back to my apartment, got cash, brought him cash.
- 19:32Speaker 1: No way, Yeah, that's called how much? Twenty bucks? And
- 19:36Speaker 1: he only asked for five.
- 19:38Speaker 4: They're asking for five nowadays.
- 19:39Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're getting cocky. They're getting a little cocky.
- 19:43Speaker 1: You give him a dollar and they get angry.
- 19:46Speaker 4: There was a dude that it was like this dide
- 19:48Speaker 4: needs something, So I gave him two bucks. He didn't
- 19:50Speaker 4: say a word. I didn't know that it's not because
- 19:52Speaker 4: it's not enough.
- 19:53Speaker 1: It was like this I can't buy. They do not
- 19:58Speaker 1: fuck with like one. They don't want sing they want
- 20:01Speaker 1: they want twenties and up.
- 20:02Speaker 4: Damn about what was it about him?
- 20:05Speaker 2: The sparkle in his eye?
- 20:07Speaker 1: He just sparkling his eye. I saw potential. So when
- 20:10Speaker 1: you come to Boston with me, what do.
- 20:11Speaker 4: You look like?
- 20:15Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 20:15Speaker 2: That's blind sid.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, fuck my manager, I don't already cash,
- 20:19Speaker 1: but take ten percent of my future. I don't have
- 20:23Speaker 1: any money on me, but I'll pay you in perpetuity. No. Yeah,
- 20:27Speaker 1: he was a good guy. You know. It was actually
- 20:28Speaker 1: annoying because I like went. I was like, stay here,
- 20:30Speaker 1: I'll go get money. When god, it was right outside
- 20:32Speaker 1: of my apartment. I went upstairs, got money, came back down,
- 20:35Speaker 1: gave it to him. He just took it and walked away.
- 20:37Speaker 1: No like thank you or anything. I was like, dude,
- 20:40Speaker 1: I just fucking walked up my five floor.
- 20:43Speaker 4: I actually came out of my room today.
- 20:46Speaker 1: Yeah, kidding me. You know I haven't been I was going.
- 20:48Speaker 1: I did that today. Yeah. Mister Beach didn't do any ship,
- 20:51Speaker 1: didn't do ship. Mister Beach would never do some ship. Like,
- 20:54Speaker 1: what's what's mister Beach doing now?
- 20:55Speaker 4: Curing blindnesslindness?
- 20:56Speaker 1: Yeah, and people are pissed.
- 20:58Speaker 6: He's gonna call the pedophile because he got cleared people's blindness. Why,
- 21:02Speaker 6: it's like, I don't know, he's just like something about
- 21:04Speaker 6: him just I think he's I think he's something like
- 21:06Speaker 6: you need to keep an eye out on it.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Now thinks people are so fucking weird, bro, People are
- 21:11Speaker 1: so crazy and it's the weirdest people that are just
- 21:15Speaker 1: crushing him for it. Dude, I really don't care if
- 21:18Speaker 1: somebody like I don't care what kind of content somebody
- 21:20Speaker 1: else makes, and it's probably good if they're giving away money,
- 21:23Speaker 1: and I don't give a fuck if they film it.
- 21:25Speaker 1: I really don't care. No, even if it is self serving,
- 21:28Speaker 1: it's like, all right, it's dually serving, you know what
- 21:30Speaker 1: I mean, the people really able.
- 21:33Speaker 4: To see now, I think so, I think it happened.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Here's these are curable blindness. So they're probably just people
- 21:38Speaker 1: who have thick glasses. She's probably just getting lasick for
- 21:41Speaker 1: like getting middle aged moms. What was it? Did you
- 21:44Speaker 1: guys watch the video?
- 21:45Speaker 2: I don't know, Just wait till like the end.
- 21:48Speaker 1: It's like a ten minute surgery for people that like
- 21:50Speaker 1: aren't fully blind. Essentially, it's like a quick.
- 21:53Speaker 4: The thumbnail is funny, so it's just.
- 21:56Speaker 1: Him with like a bunch of Yeah, who is really
- 21:59Speaker 1: weird thumbium ship. Yeah, that's whoever around by like a
- 22:04Speaker 1: bunch of blind people. It's just crazy because he's it
- 22:08Speaker 1: seems like he's doing it. Mus have been tough to
- 22:09Speaker 1: get that group picture together, like we're looking over here. Follow.
- 22:14Speaker 4: Yeah, Beast is hiring right now. I got a LinkedIn
- 22:17Speaker 4: from his somebody from real.
- 22:19Speaker 1: Oh no, bro, first we lose so sorry, brosk Mike.
- 22:23Speaker 1: We're about to lose Mike to the Beast. Shot about
- 22:25Speaker 1: Chandler hollow bro his boy that he does all this
- 22:27Speaker 1: stuff with. Who that is? You don't know? You don't
- 22:30Speaker 1: watch mister Bee's videos? No, come on, actually never, I
- 22:33Speaker 1: only I used to watch them when he would be like,
- 22:35Speaker 1: we're gonna take a thousand dumb balls and put them
- 22:39Speaker 1: in this room, and everyone was like, holy fun.
- 22:42Speaker 4: I mean that's a lot of gump is genius.
- 22:45Speaker 1: How did he think of this? Yeah, that was like
- 22:47Speaker 1: the extent of his early YouTube career. It's just crazy
- 22:50Speaker 1: how no matter what, like, even if you do good,
- 22:52Speaker 1: people will turn on you. Oh yeah, they turned on
- 22:55Speaker 1: Joel ostein the pastor you know what I'm talking about. No,
- 22:59Speaker 1: not at all. He's his pastor who's like he actually
- 23:02Speaker 1: I think that's a bad guy. He like wouldn't let
- 23:04Speaker 1: people into Katrina. He he had like mega churches in
- 23:06Speaker 1: New Orleans. Yeah, and during like I don't know if
- 23:09Speaker 1: it was Katrina or like maybe Hurricane Harvey was in
- 23:11Speaker 1: Texas or something like that, he wouldn't let people into
- 23:13Speaker 1: his megachurches or something. What does a mega church sounds crazy?
- 23:17Speaker 1: You don't know what mega church? Now, it's just a
- 23:19Speaker 1: big church.
- 23:19Speaker 4: If you would ever leave your fucking room.
- 23:22Speaker 1: You got to get to megachurch. But it's just a
- 23:24Speaker 1: big church. How hard is that? What do they look
- 23:27Speaker 1: like though? Do they have like enormous like a club?
- 23:31Speaker 1: That's crazy? Aren't all churches mega churches? Churches are big
- 23:35Speaker 1: Megno mega mega different. It's like a supers it's like
- 23:39Speaker 1: an arena, it's like a stadium. They're these fucking massive
- 23:43Speaker 1: like he could have easily saved all of Houston, Texas
- 23:45Speaker 1: in his mega church.
- 23:46Speaker 4: This is gonna be you one day.
- 23:47Speaker 1: So that's wild. Yeah, that's like a big deal. Do
- 23:51Speaker 1: you think like do you think like do you think
- 23:52Speaker 1: like priests get fired up about that religion's religion? Yeah,
- 23:56Speaker 1: they're they're there they're like pastors. They're not They're not
- 23:59Speaker 1: like priests. They're like pastors who are like you like
- 24:02Speaker 1: buy tickets, yes, and they get like donations and they're
- 24:05Speaker 1: making like their printing money. These guys are rock stars
- 24:08Speaker 1: like Kreflo Dollar, like Joel Osting televangelists. Righteous Gemstones do
- 24:15Speaker 1: that ship.
- 24:15Speaker 4: Joey Clem is going to be on Righteous Gemstones his
- 24:19Speaker 4: coming season.
- 24:19Speaker 1: Who's Joey Clem? Joey discussed, I don't think I've ever
- 24:26Speaker 1: heard his last name in a while.
- 24:29Speaker 4: That's how we call him, is Clem?
- 24:31Speaker 2: Him on the big screen.
- 24:32Speaker 1: Now, all I hear is Joey.
- 24:34Speaker 4: Come on, man, No, but he actually told the great story.
- 24:37Speaker 4: He's like gonna be all over the one episode. Here's
- 24:40Speaker 4: the store clerk. That's crazy, he said. He showed up
- 24:43Speaker 4: for the audition. It was all Mexican guys and him,
- 24:47Speaker 4: and the casting director went right over to him, was like, actually,
- 24:50Speaker 4: you you come up here. I'm right right behind the counter.
- 24:54Speaker 1: We have quoters.
- 24:56Speaker 2: No.
- 24:56Speaker 1: I like him.
- 24:59Speaker 4: I think he has like a lot like it was
- 25:01Speaker 4: pretty funny. That's awesome, Jed, It's gonna be really funny.
- 25:05Speaker 1: That's so sick, dude, man, he got on register. He
- 25:08Speaker 1: got on HBO before you did. You gotta be salty.
- 25:11Speaker 1: I'll probably never be on HBO. Don't say that SaaS
- 25:14Speaker 1: would be on HBO within five years? Would I be
- 25:16Speaker 1: on HBO? Four? Real sex, Real sex, Yeah, real sex
- 25:20Speaker 1: with Brian Gumble. It's just Brian Gumbley. I'm Brian Gumble
- 25:28Speaker 1: and this is my dick. You know who Brian Gumble is?
- 25:32Speaker 1: You love Brian Gumble.
- 25:34Speaker 4: What's his brother's name, Brett, Greg, Greg, That's what it was.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Greg Gumble. Yeah, call him like g g Allen G
- 25:45Speaker 1: thirty three. Greg Gumble is a funny ass name. Bro
- 25:48Speaker 1: getting named any word that ends in umbles, a hilarious
- 25:51Speaker 1: last name, Gumble, Like if SAS's last name was Gumble,
- 25:54Speaker 1: it would be you'd be set Sas Gumble, Sassy Gumble. Yeah,
- 26:00Speaker 1: good name, Dumble, sassy gumbele. No, but nothing beats spongor me.
- 26:06Speaker 1: What's up with those socks? These are MEI socks?
- 26:10Speaker 4: Bro oh yes.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Shots the sponts previous proud sponsor of the podcast shouts
- 26:14Speaker 1: to the sponsor, Yes, not current sponsor. But I think
- 26:17Speaker 1: that's just because there's people sell less underwear during pandemics
- 26:21Speaker 1: or recessions or whatever the fuck we're going through. Whatever
- 26:26Speaker 1: bullshit we're going through. It's just a little splash of color.
- 26:30Speaker 1: It's one hundredth episode next week. Next week, we should
- 26:33Speaker 1: play Monopoly for the one hundredth episode. You want to? Yeah,
- 26:35Speaker 1: that'll be fun, a whole game.
- 26:37Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do that.
- 26:41Speaker 1: I don't think that would work. Why people want to
- 26:43Speaker 1: listen to us play Monopoly?
- 26:45Speaker 4: You suggested it, so.
- 26:48Speaker 1: I'm like, this is good, this is a good Monopoly. No,
- 26:52Speaker 1: I think we can bullshit, and especially it will encourage
- 26:55Speaker 1: people to watch. Let's play Monopoly for the hundredth episode.
- 26:57Speaker 1: All right, Well when are we doing that tomorrow? Loser
- 26:59Speaker 1: has hours Monopoly game? Yeah, yeah, take a long time.
- 27:02Speaker 1: What's one hundredth episode? Speed run it? Or we should we? Yeah,
- 27:05Speaker 1: we'll have we have long cast of guests do with
- 27:09Speaker 1: that tomorrow.
- 27:11Speaker 2: We are When are you leaving?
- 27:15Speaker 1: I leave Thursday morning? Where Boston? What?
- 27:18Speaker 2: Yeah? When you leaving?
- 27:21Speaker 4: The boys are going back to the Bean.
- 27:24Speaker 1: I'm sorry, bro full on your little Phoenix trip though.
- 27:27Speaker 4: That'll now we're coming to Boston with tomatoes. Brother, We're
- 27:30Speaker 4: coming through brother.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Yeah, are you going back to that club that we're
- 27:34Speaker 1: at Boston. Yeah, except I'm a you're bringing a check.
- 27:37Speaker 1: You bringing a blank check for.
- 27:38Speaker 2: Frigging rocks this time?
- 27:39Speaker 1: Brother, No way. If you know, if you're going to
- 27:42Speaker 1: Sassage show, definitely bring some tomatoes.
- 27:44Speaker 4: Please bring tomatoes and drop a bone. Jure amigo, but
- 27:48Speaker 4: spell it funny. No, but really, actually do not bring tomatoes,
- 27:53Speaker 4: but you definitely.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Do and spell it funny with some capitalized letters and
- 27:57Speaker 1: some some lowercase letters. We need to get some bon
- 27:59Speaker 1: jord me designed bro we do. I thought we already
- 28:02Speaker 1: had the main or stickers. Have you guys ever put cases? Maybe? Yeah?
- 28:06Speaker 1: Shoes overside? I like shoes, Yeah, that would be good
- 28:09Speaker 1: about novelty Italian leather shoes, some mid mid hip boots.
- 28:14Speaker 1: We gotta get some like you know what we should do?
- 28:18Speaker 7: You know what the.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Lucky you know, like the Lucky brand jeans, like the
- 28:21Speaker 1: underwear and you open it up and it says like
- 28:23Speaker 1: lucky you ours will be like Boxer to someone you like,
- 28:25Speaker 1: joy your pants and says Bond Jordan, Yeah, it would fire.
- 28:29Speaker 1: I would sell off the that would fly off the shelves.
- 28:32Speaker 1: One squirrel running up, yeah, and then just running on
- 28:36Speaker 1: the other leg with not I like that a lot
- 28:38Speaker 1: something like that idea. I don't know, something like that
- 28:40Speaker 1: along those lines. I'm spitballing. I'm I'm just kind of spitballing.
- 28:44Speaker 1: We're kind of just building on each other, spit. Let's
- 28:47Speaker 1: get this fucking spit cracking, Bro, Let's get this fucking
- 28:50Speaker 1: ship going.
- 28:51Speaker 2: Bro.
- 28:52Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking crack off with this fucking merch. Dude. February
- 28:56Speaker 1: is our month, Steph, Frank you we don't know, Bro. Bro,
- 29:04Speaker 1: we gotta we actually shouldn't even put out an episode. No,
- 29:07Speaker 1: we got to take back February. Bro, we gotta sit
- 29:09Speaker 1: our asses down and listen for once. It's like taking
- 29:12Speaker 1: back Sunday. But we're taking back February. Bro. No way, yes, bro,
- 29:15Speaker 1: taking I'm taking the back. Why. I'm all about giving
- 29:19Speaker 1: in February. Yes, yes, let's give. I'm all about checking
- 29:22Speaker 1: my privilege.
- 29:24Speaker 4: Yeah, you've given twenty, but you've given five. Actually, no,
- 29:28Speaker 4: given twenty twenty.
- 29:30Speaker 1: I heard California is going to give them all twenty.
- 29:32Speaker 1: They're going to do reparations in California. Really, it's kind
- 29:35Speaker 1: of dope that that is dope. Yeah, they got a
- 29:37Speaker 1: good thing going on over there.
- 29:38Speaker 4: It's good.
- 29:39Speaker 1: It's a good state. Yeah, we got to get back
- 29:40Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, there's something about the way that they
- 29:43Speaker 1: put a California in March. Fuck yeah, brother going to
- 29:48Speaker 1: San Francisco. Cobbs in Francis are co headlining there. Tickets
- 29:52Speaker 1: are on sale now. Co headlining is a funny phrase
- 29:55Speaker 1: because someone's got to go last. Going last is better, correct,
- 30:00Speaker 1: So I mean closing, that's what I mean. Okay, Yeah,
- 30:03Speaker 1: so it's a co headline.
- 30:04Speaker 4: Oh okay, I got.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Did you saying that? You should have said it was
- 30:07Speaker 1: I did say co headline? Run back the tape and
- 30:10Speaker 1: then we're gonna both go up after and just kind
- 30:12Speaker 1: of shoot the ship on some nice little bump in
- 30:14Speaker 1: Mike's little bumping Mike. That'll be cool, little bumpy Mike. Sure,
- 30:18Speaker 1: I remember we used to do that. Yeah, it's gonna
- 30:25Speaker 1: be a good time. Boston's gonna be fun. Toot will
- 30:27Speaker 1: be fine.
- 30:27Speaker 4: I have been sensing the attention. Yeah, just around the
- 30:30Speaker 4: office watching you guys. I literally asked Sass about that
- 30:32Speaker 4: when you left the office or left the studio before.
- 30:35Speaker 1: What do you say?
- 30:36Speaker 4: I just think that there's something there, so I know, he.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Said, he said, he said, is there a tension between you?
- 30:42Speaker 1: And Ron, and I said, what, No, that's what he said, Pretty,
- 30:46Speaker 1: that's not what Ron said.
- 30:48Speaker 4: No, I didn't say that.
- 30:49Speaker 1: He did. He did most because you don't trust me?
- 30:53Speaker 1: Why would I not trust you? I don't know. That's
- 30:55Speaker 1: what I'm trying to figure out. Did you where? Where
- 30:56Speaker 1: did you guys go on? After the case race? You
- 30:58Speaker 1: go back to your apartment? Yeah? I invited you like
- 31:00Speaker 1: a million times now. It was the best decision I
- 31:02Speaker 1: ever made, not going. I got I got home and
- 31:04Speaker 1: passed out instantly. I was like, I am at What
- 31:07Speaker 1: was that? Like? You guys stood there for like five
- 31:09Speaker 1: minutes and everyone went home? Or did you guys chill?
- 31:11Speaker 1: I was just I was raged. We didn't rage, but
- 31:14Speaker 1: we like fired up a bunch of YouTube videos. Shit
- 31:17Speaker 1: was that that type of kickback? Who's calling you? I
- 31:20Speaker 1: take it it's probably important, Pretty, It's probably more important
- 31:23Speaker 1: thing we're doing. Oh shit, Freddy?
- 31:26Speaker 4: What sorry?
- 31:27Speaker 1: Bro? Seventeen thirty eight. I said, hey, what's up? Hello?
- 31:33Speaker 1: Good song? Good song, fun song. I think he's gonna
- 31:37Speaker 1: do a lot of time for selling drugs. Fetty Wap
- 31:39Speaker 1: is Yeah, isn't feedy Wap in prison? I think he is?
- 31:42Speaker 4: Bro?
- 31:42Speaker 1: You see that video of young thug trying to buy
- 31:44Speaker 1: like the percocet in court. Yeah, yeah, and they busted
- 31:48Speaker 1: him quick. I mean that's just another charge.
- 31:50Speaker 2: The next day he's face planted down.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Yeah, let my man have a fucking turkey, bro. I know,
- 31:56Speaker 1: my man get a fucking thirty one time. I know it.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Court probably would have been fun as hell for him
- 32:02Speaker 1: if he was off that. He was off the perks.
- 32:04Speaker 1: What did they call him? What was like the name
- 32:06Speaker 1: they gave him or like if they like they like
- 32:09Speaker 1: referred to him as something king slime.
- 32:12Speaker 2: We got the.
- 32:14Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to jail for life. Oh yeah, he's
- 32:17Speaker 1: fucked the Lifelike he's fucked.
- 32:22Speaker 2: Everybody else and was getting out of jail.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Because they're all ratting him out. They just want yeah,
- 32:29Speaker 1: which is mean. It's not cool. That's kind of mean
- 32:31Speaker 1: of them to kind of single him out. Enterprise. All
- 32:35Speaker 1: of his boys are ratting him out. They wear that together.
- 32:37Speaker 1: And it was funny how all of the hip hop
- 32:39Speaker 1: community acted about Takashi six nine, right, Well, cost six
- 32:44Speaker 1: nine was a little different. Well, he was a pedophile.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Was like, kids, I think you're thinking a mister Beats
- 32:57Speaker 1: six nine was fixing people's blind That's why I was
- 33:00Speaker 1: in Oh shit, the COSI six nine was doing elective
- 33:03Speaker 1: color blindness surgeries for people. They could appreciate his hair.
- 33:08Speaker 1: Do that picture of like the Tate brothers and like
- 33:10Speaker 1: Steve will do it and to cost six nine and
- 33:12Speaker 1: they're like canceled. They posted that. I thinking that was
- 33:16Speaker 1: gonna be like the coolest thing anyone's ever seen. They
- 33:18Speaker 1: definitely all made more money after they got canceled. Yeah. Well,
- 33:23Speaker 1: the Tate boys are in prison, bro, free Tate. I
- 33:27Speaker 1: heard they're snitching on each other probably, Yeah. I heard
- 33:31Speaker 1: their LinkedIn with King Slime trying to fucking dig him
- 33:34Speaker 1: and dig him a grave. It's just bullshit, Bro, I
- 33:37Speaker 1: don't I don't. I don't like how. I think they
- 33:39Speaker 1: should just let him go and just take him. No, no, well,
- 33:43Speaker 1: no six' nine It's lime and It's. Liime who's Slime?
- 33:47Speaker 1: Slime oh, OKAY i think that they should just free the.
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- 36:10Speaker 1: it's against the. Law, Yeah, like well she shouldn't have
- 36:13Speaker 1: brought a weed pen To. Russia you know the? Law,
- 36:15Speaker 1: yeah you do the, crime you do the. Time there's
- 36:18Speaker 1: so many people like, that any like comment that you
- 36:20Speaker 1: would look like even when they freed, her people were like.
- 36:23Speaker 4: Oh that that's when it got.
- 36:24Speaker 1: Worse, yeah, yeah well that that's, like it's it's more
- 36:27Speaker 1: okay for it to get. Worse then you can get
- 36:29Speaker 1: your takes off when she gets out of the bad,
- 36:31Speaker 1: situation but keep them. In she's in prison In, russia.
- 36:35Speaker 4: Right, right? Right, yeah but.
- 36:36Speaker 1: Here you are making fun of fucking. Slime oh he's
- 36:39Speaker 1: making fun of Sn you're, like did you see him
- 36:41Speaker 1: by The I'm i'm yelling free slime till it's backwards's screaming. It,
- 36:47Speaker 1: yeah from the bottom of your, lung, yeah top of your, Voice,
- 36:50Speaker 1: yeah from the. Rooftops, yeah that is crazy that he's
- 36:55Speaker 1: going to go to jail for life though that things
- 36:57Speaker 1: like that hasn't happened like any rappers in a. WHILE
- 37:01Speaker 1: i mean, me how long Was Meek mill in jail
- 37:02Speaker 1: for And Gucci man?
- 37:04Speaker 4: Life, yeah twenty toes, down twenty toes.
- 37:07Speaker 1: DOWN i, Remember and how Long Gucci man was in
- 37:10Speaker 1: jail for a long, time like ten. Years Put on
- 37:14Speaker 1: he went in fat as ship came out, jacked.
- 37:17Speaker 2: Put On future went back to jail for like ten
- 37:19Speaker 2: more years and then, Yeah.
- 37:22Speaker 1: Factuci so much better, though no, way, Dude gucci's album
- 37:25Speaker 1: when he first got out of prison was so. Good
- 37:27Speaker 1: what was Called. October that album was fucking.
- 37:31Speaker 2: GOOD i don't.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Know it was fucking. Dope, Bro send this To. Gucci
- 37:36Speaker 1: my name Is Gucci. Man i'm addicted to. Everything spit
- 37:41Speaker 1: cash money something. Something, yeah the, amprol methhasine and Money.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Machine Money machine came out right after he got out of.
- 37:52Speaker 1: Prison you know that, one.
- 37:54Speaker 4: You, know the the most random.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Songs that was like the When Gucci man got, Out
- 37:59Speaker 1: hey put up that album and it was.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Amazing true It's christmas.
- 38:02Speaker 1: Album, Yeah christmas.
- 38:03Speaker 4: Album.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Fantastic, YEAH i love. That Damn, bro your throw as?
- 38:09Speaker 1: Hell well that was a Big that was a. Big oh,
- 38:13Speaker 1: NO i think what Is? October is That Gucci? Man
- 38:16Speaker 1: or is that what's his? Name was That Chief keep's?
- 38:19Speaker 1: Producer you?
- 38:22Speaker 4: KNOW i think it may have Been, NO i think It's. Gucci,
- 38:24Speaker 4: yeah It's. Gucci Who's Chief keep's? Producer oh, Yeah Young Chop? Chop,
- 38:30Speaker 4: oh it was Chopped Chop. Chop you're literally like A
- 38:39Speaker 4: Bob dylan.
- 38:40Speaker 1: Fan, dude what are you talking? About nobody?
- 38:42Speaker 4: Knows like, random, man there's like FIFTEEN i was really
- 38:47Speaker 4: into those. NIBS i love. It chop choptober a little drum.
- 38:53Speaker 4: Music were you drull music guy was a big drill. Guy,
- 38:56Speaker 4: YEAH i could see.
- 38:57Speaker 1: It but ALSO i watched that Like vice made those
- 38:59Speaker 1: Document they made one About Chief keith and like all Of,
- 39:04Speaker 1: chicago and then they made one About atlanta and all
- 39:07Speaker 1: of Like, gucci Like gucci Mane Guccie, Maine. Maine and
- 39:11Speaker 1: it was that, dude this like white dude who who
- 39:13Speaker 1: filmed all the. Documentaries and he'd be in like the
- 39:15Speaker 1: most dangerous parts Of atlanta and he'd be, like, So
- 39:18Speaker 1: Gucci man allegedly murderers a stripper, here and then he
- 39:23Speaker 1: they'd like hand him a joint and he'd be, like
- 39:27Speaker 1: that's how he would smoke. It he'd smoke it upside
- 39:29Speaker 1: Down french. Style, yeah it was hilarious THAT i was.
- 39:32Speaker 1: AWESOME i wonder what he's up to, now. Dude i'd
- 39:35Speaker 1: be pretty scared IF i was a cameraman and somebody
- 39:37Speaker 1: pointed a gun at the. Camera oh, yeah and you
- 39:39Speaker 1: know they're. Loaded. Yeah, Yeah so they're not practicing gun
- 39:42Speaker 1: safety out. There they haven't had the problem break the
- 39:44Speaker 1: safety off as soon as they get the. Gun who's
- 39:49Speaker 1: they what do you mean?
- 39:51Speaker 5: They?
- 39:52Speaker 1: Oh my, GOD i mean the. People By February, bro
- 39:57Speaker 1: it's Not february. Yet i'm saying this On january twenty.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Ninth oh so that's. Okay so it's cool THEN i
- 40:04Speaker 1: think you're kicking it. Off my name Is Gucci Mane.
- 40:09Speaker 1: Gucci you are addicted to? Everything what do you, got?
- 40:13Speaker 1: Brother what you?
- 40:14Speaker 3: Got?
- 40:14Speaker 1: Boy just making sure we're all squared away to your?
- 40:17Speaker 4: Manager, yeah let's. Go it's just making sure we're all squared.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Away how COME i how Come mike didn't get a
- 40:23Speaker 1: look for? Manager he didn't tell me he wanted the.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Job did that guy tell you he wanted the? Job,
- 40:28Speaker 1: yes ectly.
- 40:29Speaker 4: WHERE i didn't know you were looking.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Though where he directly came to me and SAID i
- 40:33Speaker 1: want the. Job he, SAID i want to be your.
- 40:35Speaker 4: MANAGER i want to be your. Manager place on a
- 40:40Speaker 4: new toe?
- 40:40Speaker 1: Going what is?
- 40:43Speaker 4: UH i Was roan's manager for a.
- 40:45Speaker 1: BIT i have. EXPERIENCE i know he got he put
- 40:49Speaker 1: me in touch with your watched last night Eight?
- 40:50Speaker 4: Miley what the hell is that supposed to? Mean why
- 40:55Speaker 4: was that rat?
- 40:55Speaker 1: Battles what was your best part of future in eight? Mile?
- 41:00Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah he.
- 41:01Speaker 1: Got me on the radio. Station, yeah what was the
- 41:04Speaker 1: Best what was the best part of eight? Mo the
- 41:06Speaker 1: end obviously you didn't like tragic movie up until the.
- 41:09Speaker 1: END i thought it was pretty sweet up until the.
- 41:11Speaker 1: End it shows you it's all about the. Path but,
- 41:14Speaker 1: YEAH i know that's why the end is the. Best
- 41:16Speaker 1: the way that it shot is pretty. Cool. YEAH i
- 41:19Speaker 1: like when he sucks Up Papa. Doc, yeah your, name
- 41:22Speaker 1: his real name Is clarence and clarence parents had a
- 41:25Speaker 1: real good.
- 41:26Speaker 4: Marriage how DID i know that was gonna be your favorite?
- 41:28Speaker 4: Part because what's what's your favorite?
- 41:30Speaker 1: Part when he's getting kicked in when his little sister's
- 41:33Speaker 1: scream crying in the background and the mom is passed out,
- 41:36Speaker 1: drunk makes you feel, something. BRO i would hope the
- 41:39Speaker 1: ending is everyone's favorite. PART i like the part in
- 41:41Speaker 1: the parking lot where they're like ten freaky. Girls oh,
- 41:44Speaker 1: yeah that part. Is but Then Papa doc shows up
- 41:48Speaker 1: and ruins the whole fucking. Thing it's free. World and
- 41:51Speaker 1: then with the way he pulls him, down and like,
- 41:52Speaker 1: that that would have hurt a, Lot that would have hurt.
- 41:55Speaker 1: WHATEVER i always think, That, yeah it's, like, man that
- 41:58Speaker 1: would have hurt it's quick thinking. Too, yeah do you
- 42:00Speaker 1: think it's true that eminem have friends that have? Guns?
- 42:03Speaker 1: Oh he had? One friend Cheddar bob had a, gun
- 42:06Speaker 1: but in real, life, yes you think that's all?
- 42:08Speaker 2: True?
- 42:10Speaker 4: Yeah, really, yes no, way you don't.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Think you don't think it's you don't want to get
- 42:15Speaker 1: any friends had. GUNS i don't, Know, DETROIT i don't.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Know i'm, saying what kind of what kind of friendships
- 42:21Speaker 1: did he? Have? PROOF d twelve?
- 42:23Speaker 4: Man, YEAH d twelve.
- 42:24Speaker 1: Bro come, on now they they had? Guns what makes
- 42:27Speaker 1: them have? Guns what makes them gun? GUYS i don't.
- 42:30Speaker 1: Know i'm just. Curious there was guns in the. MOVIE
- 42:33Speaker 1: i assumed they had. Guns one of the. Autists that
- 42:35Speaker 1: would be a weird thing to just sprinkle in one
- 42:38Speaker 1: of the Autistic twitter accounts THAT i, Follow they're, like
- 42:41Speaker 1: they Claimed eminem this. Week they're, like you, know.
- 42:45Speaker 4: Did you but the video wasn't. PLAYING i didn't even said.
- 42:49Speaker 4: That the video got removed.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Him they claimed him as an. Autist, yes and they're,
- 42:55Speaker 1: like it's. Great it's. Crazy people don't know, this That
- 42:57Speaker 1: eminem's actually. Autistic and someone was, like is there a source?
- 43:00Speaker 1: This like can you back this? Up is this actually?
- 43:02Speaker 1: True and they were just, like, yes, yes it is actually,
- 43:05Speaker 1: true but they didn't give a source or back it.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Up but they're just, like, yeah, no he's definitely. AUTISTIC
- 43:10Speaker 1: i MEAN i feel like a lot of people who
- 43:11Speaker 1: rhyme are. AUTISTIC i THINK i think anyone that's super
- 43:14Speaker 1: good at something like that that everyone thinks that they're,
- 43:15Speaker 1: autistic and they sometimes. Are, yeah everyone Says Bob dylan's,
- 43:19Speaker 1: autistic and he definitely. Is but the community just fucking
- 43:23Speaker 1: they try and claim people, up like it's HOW i
- 43:26Speaker 1: Like spanish, People, Yeah Christopher columbus Was, spanish or like
- 43:29Speaker 1: how every nationality wants to you don't WANT i don't
- 43:31Speaker 1: think you'd Want Christopher columbus on your. Side well back
- 43:33Speaker 1: in the, day and everybody is a good one to
- 43:35Speaker 1: have on your team back in the.
- 43:37Speaker 4: Day Every Christopher. Columbus, yeah let's see.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Someone who's around a decade from, now, Brother let's see
- 43:43Speaker 1: who they're still talking. About and they're slowly trying to
- 43:47Speaker 1: Phase Christopher, columbus like out of his they're replacing all
- 43:50Speaker 1: The Christopher columbus middle schools As Marshall Mathers. Middle, yeah we,
- 43:55Speaker 1: look the statues Of Christopher columbus are just fucking we.
- 43:58Speaker 1: WILL i remember one time WHEN i was in fourth,
- 44:00Speaker 1: grade we had a teacher and like On Columbus, day
- 44:02Speaker 1: we like went in and she like told us what
- 44:04Speaker 1: actually happened With columbus and she was like, crying AND
- 44:08Speaker 1: i was, like and THEN i famly found out she
- 44:09Speaker 1: was pregnant like a week, later AND i was, like
- 44:12Speaker 1: that feels like that was not something that was supposed
- 44:13Speaker 1: to be, happening just bawling her eyes, out being like
- 44:17Speaker 1: you shouldn't have done, this and everyone was, like what
- 44:19Speaker 1: the fuck is going? On, yeah did she have a
- 44:21Speaker 1: hand in? IT i don't. Know was she There. Tuesday
- 44:23Speaker 1: it's just like we just thought that was a day
- 44:24Speaker 1: that we got off of school right like six years. Old,
- 44:27Speaker 1: yeah all school holidays are like no one gives a
- 44:32Speaker 1: fuck about the reason. Why it's not like you Observe
- 44:34Speaker 1: lincoln's like birthday like. That On President's, day my dad
- 44:38Speaker 1: used to try and like or like maybe once seedd
- 44:40Speaker 1: that he tried to like force us TO i think
- 44:41Speaker 1: it was Like Veterans day and he tried to like
- 44:44Speaker 1: explain to us like what the day. Meant AND i
- 44:46Speaker 1: REMEMBER i was just like playing basketball on our driveway
- 44:48Speaker 1: AND i was, like please stop. Talking dad's love to do. That,
- 44:51Speaker 1: yeah dads love to be like you, Know Martin Luther
- 44:53Speaker 1: king actually went through a. Lot, Yeah Martin Luther king
- 44:57Speaker 1: actually had a pretty rough. Man you might be enjoying
- 45:00Speaker 1: a little school, Holiday, yeah, yeah watching. Basketball usually he
- 45:03Speaker 1: just had a bad day at work and he decides
- 45:05Speaker 1: he's gonna go rant about some shit he does not
- 45:07Speaker 1: care about at. All, yeah because dudes just think there'd.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Be you don't even Appreciate Veterans, day do? YOU i.
- 45:13Speaker 1: Do look at this flag on his. Hat he works in.
- 45:18Speaker 1: Insurance you don't know how good you've got, it lucky fucking.
- 45:25Speaker 1: BASTARD i WISH i had it as good as you
- 45:28Speaker 1: should have seen me growing. Up he get like the
- 45:30Speaker 1: same lifestyle Is, yeah more. Freedom they're taking away our.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Freedom the parents.
- 45:36Speaker 2: Are it's fucking.
- 45:38Speaker 1: Bullshit time for the teens to. Rebel parents justn't understand
- 45:41Speaker 1: we should get a teen army Like tait.
- 45:43Speaker 9: Has golf season is in full swing and getting out
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- 46:09Speaker 1: Out tate's got a strong team. Army tate's got the
- 46:12Speaker 1: boys on the. Lock. Yeah If tate was a, country
- 46:15Speaker 1: he could like easily have kids enlist for his, army
- 46:18Speaker 1: Like germany in like nineteen. Fifteen, YEAH i just watched that,
- 46:24Speaker 1: Movie All quiet on Their Western. Front, oh i've heard
- 46:26Speaker 1: it super. Good it's very. Good, yeah that's a. NOMINATIVE
- 46:28Speaker 1: i heard a bunch of. Oscars it's like nineteen seventeen, too,
- 46:31Speaker 1: though you know you didn't like. It, no it's just,
- 46:34Speaker 1: this it's like about trench. Warfare, YEAH i loved. It,
- 46:38Speaker 1: YEAH i thought that was a good. MOVIE i never rewatched.
- 46:39Speaker 1: IT i rewatched it a couple of. TIMES i thought
- 46:42Speaker 1: it was. Awesome, YEAH i thought that was super. Good
- 46:44Speaker 1: but nineteen seventeen made me. Cry this one didn't make me.
- 46:46Speaker 1: Cry you made nineteen seventeen made you. Cry when he
- 46:50Speaker 1: was holding his boy and they were fucking dying and
- 46:52Speaker 1: he was trying to tell him that it was gonna be. Okay, yeah,
- 46:54Speaker 1: DUDE i fucking. CRY i almost cried watching Eight Mile
- 46:58Speaker 1: so what about the Rabbit sae at the end Of,
- 47:00Speaker 1: yeah eight miles a depressing, movie Except eminem a little
- 47:05Speaker 1: bit of a. Hothead what do you mean he's beating
- 47:07Speaker 1: the fuck out of everyone the whole. Movie so he's
- 47:10Speaker 1: getting beat, Up, well he gets beat, up he, fights
- 47:13Speaker 1: but he's always getting into. Fights, yeah because he's going through. It.
- 47:17Speaker 1: True don't ever try to touch, me.
- 47:19Speaker 2: Dude it's like him playing war, zones just beating the
- 47:22Speaker 2: shit out of.
- 47:23Speaker 1: People, yeah he you have a different outlet if he
- 47:26Speaker 1: had fucking call of. Duty. Yeah IF i got fucked
- 47:29Speaker 1: up by The Free, WORLD i would go home AND
- 47:30Speaker 1: i would go like forty seven and three On team,
- 47:32Speaker 1: deathmatch close the game out with a. NUKE i am,
- 47:39Speaker 1: WHITE i am A, YEAH i do live in a
- 47:42Speaker 1: trailer with my. Mom The Free world boys were no good,
- 47:45Speaker 1: though they. WERE i mean he lost To. Lado that's
- 47:49Speaker 1: known in real. Life, no like in the, movie Like
- 47:52Speaker 1: lotto had better. Verses are you kidding? Me One, PAC,
- 47:56Speaker 1: twupac Three pac? None what? Bro which eide was? Amazing
- 48:01Speaker 1: what was? He what does that? Mean? Dude are you?
- 48:04Speaker 1: Crazy that was like the best verse. Ever he murdered
- 48:07Speaker 1: all of. Them, no look A lotto. Sucked, no he. Didn't,
- 48:11Speaker 1: yeah the first guy was worse Than. LATAWA i forget
- 48:13Speaker 1: what the first guy's name. Was is That wickedy splickty slickty?
- 48:19Speaker 1: Split is that lickety? Split it did a good ass
- 48:22Speaker 1: job of Finding, uh Lickety split was terrible names of battle. Rappers, yeah,
- 48:28Speaker 1: no But Lotto lotto was in his. As lotto did
- 48:31Speaker 1: have better bars then Lickety, split but eminem was or
- 48:34Speaker 1: B Rabbit, sorry B rabbit was way better Than. Lotto
- 48:37Speaker 1: the only good line was tank top screen With. Lotto, yeah,
- 48:41Speaker 1: dude what do you mean? That that line alone? Said,
- 48:44Speaker 1: yeah that was pre written though that. Wasn't that was
- 48:48Speaker 1: all off the top in battle. Raps that's what those
- 48:51Speaker 1: used to. Do like when when someone was like when
- 48:54Speaker 1: everyone's freestyling and someone starts hitting something really, clean people
- 48:57Speaker 1: who look to the audience be, like pre, written he wrote,
- 49:01Speaker 1: This he's. Not it's not. Freestyle, YEAH i had to
- 49:04Speaker 1: suck at a certain level for it to be. Freestyle
- 49:06Speaker 1: do you, think, uh your next battle is gonna be
- 49:08Speaker 1: your last? BATTLE i don't. KNOW i don't think about
- 49:11Speaker 1: it like. That you're gonna go? Fuck, yeah, bro are
- 49:15Speaker 1: you actually gonna. Go, yeah you just asked Going, YEAH i.
- 49:17Speaker 1: Know i'm still trying to figure out IF i can
- 49:19Speaker 1: go or. NOT i really you're gonna.
- 49:21Speaker 4: Go, Yeah i'm Gonna i'm gonna go out and dog
- 49:24Speaker 4: and the.
- 49:25Speaker 2: Gaol i'll.
- 49:28Speaker 4: Go, Yeah we're bringing a whole.
- 49:29Speaker 1: CREW i want to go really bad spud washing any
- 49:33Speaker 1: other big names hollow to down Against. Charon charone's gonna be.
- 49:39Speaker 1: There AM i gonna have to hold you? Back not, Now.
- 49:42Speaker 1: Charon you can take him after, this Char, bro, definitely
- 49:48Speaker 1: you gotta come, up do you want? To you gotta
- 49:49Speaker 1: come up, though like with a couple of bars for
- 49:51Speaker 1: everyone that's gonna be battling in case something funky. Happens oh,
- 49:54Speaker 1: yeah you gotta. HAVE i just got to keep a, Couple,
- 49:56Speaker 1: yeah keep a couple of. Ice But charon's a great, freestyler,
- 49:58Speaker 1: Though charone great. Freestylers they're, Like I'm i'm good at.
- 50:02Speaker 1: Freestyling they're great.
- 50:03Speaker 4: Freestylers, Damn sharon crushed the NICEST i THOUGHT i thought
- 50:08Speaker 4: he gaped. It, yeah he was.
- 50:09Speaker 1: Great was the.
- 50:10Speaker 2: Biggest that Was, yeah that was, huge that was.
- 50:13Speaker 1: Hilarious that was just great. Physicality that's the way to
- 50:16Speaker 1: use battle rap as a. Medium but then they're they're
- 50:18Speaker 1: gonna they're going to announce a bunch. More those are
- 50:21Speaker 1: the only two that are. Out me And dumbfounded In,
- 50:23Speaker 1: Hollow and it's gonna be like a multiple day. Thing two.
- 50:26Speaker 1: Days i'm definitely gonna. Go it's what it's the twenty
- 50:28Speaker 1: fourth and twenty fifth and twenty six or some shifix
- 50:32Speaker 1: you can make that. Happen let's.
- 50:34Speaker 4: Go i've never been to the sixth neither.
- 50:36Speaker 1: By i'm gonna be There march.
- 50:39Speaker 4: Though you think the boy is gonna come, OUT i doubt.
- 50:41Speaker 1: It there.
- 50:42Speaker 4: Is you might roll by.
- 50:44Speaker 1: He's gonna COME.
- 50:46Speaker 5: I.
- 50:47Speaker 1: DOUBT i doubt he got. Out you don't THINK i
- 50:50Speaker 1: could see him coming? Out why would he come out for?
- 50:52Speaker 1: THAT i wouldn't he, Because, bro he would come out
- 50:55Speaker 1: to See Pat's. Day Pat's day is the one we're. Seeing. Bro,
- 50:58Speaker 1: yeah but then he likes that he Liked Pat. Day
- 51:00Speaker 1: why wouldn't he come out and see? Him both come
- 51:03Speaker 1: out and pays.
- 51:03Speaker 2: Respect he doesn't nobody drop his lot shouts the.
- 51:07Speaker 1: Pasage you clip this a tag him in it like a.
- 51:09Speaker 1: Lot let's post this clip every single day until he sees.
- 51:14Speaker 2: It.
- 51:14Speaker 1: No, well you just got to see. It you could
- 51:17Speaker 1: just you just gotta say something really nice about. Him,
- 51:19Speaker 1: yeah start starting, now start.
- 51:21Speaker 2: NOW i Love.
- 51:21Speaker 1: DRAKE i Love. DRIZZY i always Loved. Drake it's so
- 51:25Speaker 1: crazy how underrated of an. Actor he is crazy s
- 51:29Speaker 1: N L AND i was, Like, wow this guy's got.
- 51:30Speaker 4: GREAT i, mean his comedic timing is. Fantastic, bro what
- 51:36Speaker 4: that one time was.
- 51:36Speaker 1: FANTASTIC i remember When aubrey came out with that new
- 51:39Speaker 1: album AND i. DID i hit him up AND i, Said,
- 51:42Speaker 1: aubrey this ship is next. Level, now this is the.
- 51:45Speaker 1: Ticket remember what's? Crazy he could be the best actor
- 51:48Speaker 1: of our. Time if you wanted to be you have
- 51:51Speaker 1: to beat. That he'd have to pass out eminem, first be. Rapid,
- 51:54Speaker 1: yeah he could also be president too Of. Canada prime,
- 51:58Speaker 1: minister prime.
- 51:59Speaker 4: Minister. Yeah remember that one time that we were telling
- 52:04Speaker 4: the story about When drake first posted you To Sass
- 52:09Speaker 4: and it was in twenty, sixteen And sass asked If
- 52:12Speaker 4: drake was? Famous, yeah yeah that WAS i, said, geez twenty.
- 52:18Speaker 4: Sixteen Was drake even? Famous he was.
- 52:20Speaker 1: In high school like the rest of. IT i don't
- 52:22Speaker 1: even know WHY i said, that BECAUSE i was LISTENING
- 52:23Speaker 1: i used to listen To drake WHEN i was in
- 52:25Speaker 1: like second. Grade he was like the most famous rapper
- 52:28Speaker 1: for my entire.
- 52:29Speaker 4: Life, YEAH i was.
- 52:31Speaker 1: Like it was famous five years. Ago it's a funny
- 52:37Speaker 1: ask thing to. Ask bro shouts the drizzy dude you never,
- 52:45Speaker 1: know Like drake, Said, Bro yeah you know WHAT i,
- 52:48Speaker 1: mean like you said in that one fucking. Song. Yep
- 52:50Speaker 1: mike came with me to the first rap battle THAT
- 52:53Speaker 1: i went. To it was Called Scribble. Jam, yeah No
- 52:54Speaker 1: i've seen.
- 52:55Speaker 4: It yeah you saw Scribble.
- 52:56Speaker 1: Jam i've seen all of your.
- 52:57Speaker 4: Battles no you.
- 52:57Speaker 1: Didn't this it WAS i don't know IF i saw.
- 53:00Speaker 1: Scribble scribble was actual freestyle on. Beat so this was
- 53:03Speaker 1: before it was, acapella so it do you ever wish
- 53:06Speaker 1: it was an? Acapella are you kind of like a
- 53:09Speaker 1: beat like a w copella type? Guy, No i'm A
- 53:12Speaker 1: i used to love GOING i used to love being
- 53:14Speaker 1: on beat BECAUSE i THINK i could write a beat
- 53:15Speaker 1: better than some a lot of battle. Rappers, YEAH i
- 53:17Speaker 1: think going on beat.
- 53:18Speaker 4: Fun, yeah going off with wix, beat, yeah.
- 53:22Speaker 1: Due Some wix beat or like a you wrap it all.
- 53:26Speaker 4: And there, yeah, yeah nothing, CRAZY i feel, you, no
- 53:31Speaker 4: max it all and what have you been on a? Song?
- 53:34Speaker 1: Couple he was on the song with ship that's, Right,
- 53:38Speaker 1: yeah that's. True, yeah back Of New.
- 53:41Speaker 10: YORK i just made the. Call, yeah Of New. YORK
- 53:45Speaker 10: i just made the. CALL i, SAID i was like
- 53:49Speaker 10: killing this Did. YEAH i was, LIKE i am fucking.
- 53:53Speaker 4: Murdering in the beginning of me knowing, you that was
- 53:57Speaker 4: just everything was, uh, Everybody i'm up to you asking.
- 54:00Speaker 4: It why you weren't at the. Bank oh yeah that was.
- 54:03Speaker 4: Crazy yeah that went on for. Months, yeah but did
- 54:07Speaker 4: sas shouldn't you be at the. Bank shouldn't you.
- 54:09Speaker 1: Be at the? BANK i didn't see you at the bank?
- 54:12Speaker 1: Today And i'm, like, yeah, yeah all, right. GUYS i
- 54:19Speaker 1: hope you guys have a good the.
- 54:21Speaker 4: Interaction shake your.
- 54:24Speaker 1: Head why don't you feel.
- 54:26Speaker 4: Like you have to stick around and talk to them
- 54:28Speaker 4: for you, know why aren't you for sass?
- 54:31Speaker 1: It it'll be don't really say that. Anymore it'll be
- 54:34Speaker 1: easier when people just yell out bonjor you got to
- 54:38Speaker 1: say it back to. That, yeah we gotta get. That
- 54:40Speaker 1: the first time that, HAPPENS i Guarantee i'm gonna be,
- 54:42Speaker 1: like what the Fuck i'm not gonna remember.
- 54:44Speaker 4: It's gonna be in two days In.
- 54:46Speaker 1: Boston, Yeah i'll probably get some heads out In. Boston
- 54:51Speaker 1: Boston boston Loves future's is it? True don't you feel that?
- 55:01Speaker 6: Way my theory about it is, like, PERSONALLY i listened
- 55:04Speaker 6: all the time at you. Basketball it's a big au Circ,
- 55:07Speaker 6: yeah like his twenty sixteen run was all.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Our high School coley loved him. Too he was also
- 55:14Speaker 1: DOING i thought you were talking about Like eminem's guy
- 55:17Speaker 1: or B rabbits Guy, future the host of The Battles Makai. Fife,
- 55:22Speaker 1: YEAH i know guys are talking About. Hendrix, no he.
- 55:27Speaker 2: Just always was playing an area so you just had to.
- 55:29Speaker 1: Listen, NO i LOVE i used TO i used to Love.
- 55:32Speaker 1: Future oh my, god what is that? One the one
- 55:34Speaker 1: album With perky's calling on? It Wicked Purple rain is
- 55:39Speaker 1: a good. Album why do you think so many more
- 55:41Speaker 1: rappers have come out Of philly than out Of.
- 55:43Speaker 2: Boston we have like comedians and actors and then.
- 55:46Speaker 1: Yeah and and sports media. Personalities, yeah joiners Like Ryan
- 55:51Speaker 1: Join Lucas Joiner Lucas lucas as good as FUN i
- 55:55Speaker 1: like to even make music.
- 55:56Speaker 4: Anymore, yeah but he's not like Huge Sammy. Adams he was.
- 56:00Speaker 1: Huge, yeah he's at one point from no Not Sammy.
- 56:05Speaker 1: Adams Sammy adams was good. Too. Dude remember WHEN i
- 56:08Speaker 1: sent you That Joiner lucas video and you were working
- 56:11Speaker 1: at your old job and it was like The Joiner
- 56:13Speaker 1: lucas video where it starts off with like a white
- 56:16Speaker 1: dude Who i'm not a racist and that guy just
- 56:20Speaker 1: won like An Academy award or, something or he just
- 56:22Speaker 1: won like An emmy or something that he's like a famous.
- 56:24Speaker 1: Actor but he was in The join Of lucas video
- 56:26Speaker 1: and LIKE i think in the first minute he's like
- 56:29Speaker 1: says the, end, yeah, yeah and you open it up
- 56:32Speaker 1: at work and you're, like, yo let me and he's
- 56:35Speaker 1: wearing A Make america Hats michael and he, said you
- 56:39Speaker 1: slammed it show real, fast. Dude people were like. That
- 56:42Speaker 1: when that came, out people were like everyone was like
- 56:44Speaker 1: this is going to change the. WORLD i remember kids
- 56:47Speaker 1: in school being LIKE i showed this to my parents
- 56:48Speaker 1: and they. Cried his videos are. Sick they were very.
- 56:51Speaker 1: Good like, fuck in, hindsight it definitely. Was, yeah it's
- 56:58Speaker 1: like Atomic guy video like that was like that was
- 57:00Speaker 1: like this Is. America the childish can Be you know
- 57:02Speaker 1: the song those. Songs Song This america was a good. Song,
- 57:06Speaker 1: NO i don't Like i'm not saying the. Lyrics i'm
- 57:09Speaker 1: saying like the beat and, everything like, yeah it. Was
- 57:12Speaker 1: it was like so much more, catchy more catchy than
- 57:15Speaker 1: like A Joiner Lucas i'm not a racist. Song. Dude
- 57:18Speaker 1: people were like playing that like in the, car like
- 57:21Speaker 1: what are you? Doing you can't throw that on and
- 57:23Speaker 1: be like, dude this this ship, rips but like a
- 57:26Speaker 1: it's like a it's like a conversation between like a
- 57:27Speaker 1: racist white dude and a black, guy just like how
- 57:30Speaker 1: come white people always like spell? Bad yeah my favorite. Part,
- 57:36Speaker 1: yeah it's like driving home from, work just like it's
- 57:42Speaker 1: because you don't know what my grandmother and her grandparents
- 57:44Speaker 1: went through all that, Ship like why AM? I why
- 57:47Speaker 1: AM i called? Ringing? Yeah what the fuck are you talking?
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- 58:09Speaker 1: Home it was crazy when it came, visually it's it's
- 58:12Speaker 1: like it was a crazy. Video it was a good
- 58:14Speaker 1: video and at the time he wasn't making these. Thoughts
- 58:17Speaker 1: it was, video but it was also we were we
- 58:20Speaker 1: were trapped in a. Moment it was like the, uh
- 58:23Speaker 1: The Hobo johnson. Times oh, god, no there was never
- 58:26Speaker 1: was there ever actually A Hobo johnson. Time. DUDE i
- 58:29Speaker 1: remember when that dude was coming out and people loved him. Really,
- 58:32Speaker 1: yeah PEOPLE i know About Hobo johnson is his tiny
- 58:35Speaker 1: desk thing and that got that must have destroyed his entire. Life,
- 58:39Speaker 1: no people love that at. First ross got it bad, Too,
- 58:44Speaker 1: yeah because he wore that shirt that was back when, like,
- 58:46Speaker 1: uh the underground rap scene was like really, popping Like
- 58:49Speaker 1: pooyah And Fat nick and like those guys and uh
- 58:53Speaker 1: And russ pulled up wearing that shirt that was like
- 58:56Speaker 1: the what did the shirt? Say it was something about
- 58:58Speaker 1: like taking drugs or something makes you, Loser and LIKE
- 59:01Speaker 1: i was in like eighth grade AND i was, like,
- 59:03Speaker 1: Dude russ is a fucking, Loser like he doesn't know
- 59:06Speaker 1: what the fuck we're going. Through you never try to
- 59:08Speaker 1: get you, Had like is that how you got your
- 59:13Speaker 1: start as a?
- 59:13Speaker 4: COMMENTER i wasn't.
- 59:15Speaker 1: COMMENTING i definitely tweeted about it a, lot, though you
- 59:18Speaker 1: can probably dig up some OLD russ tweets from.
- 59:20Speaker 2: ME i think people are back in On.
- 59:22Speaker 4: Russ yeah, People, yeah crushing.
- 59:24Speaker 1: TikTok yeah that was what is? It how Much zan's
- 59:27Speaker 1: And lean do you have to do before you realize
- 59:31Speaker 1: you're a fucking? Loser it is kind of a cool.
- 59:34Speaker 1: SHIRT i would rock.
- 59:34Speaker 4: THAT i like how you asked us what it, said
- 59:36Speaker 4: as if we knew that.
- 59:37Speaker 1: Shirt you guys have never seen.
- 59:39Speaker 7: That.
- 59:40Speaker 1: Really oh that must have been A twitter thing because
- 59:43Speaker 1: that was like a gosh. Thing, Gotcha holy fuck. Fuck
- 59:48Speaker 1: it's probably a little bit before my. Time, yeah and
- 59:51Speaker 1: that was back when that was like, yeah that was
- 59:52Speaker 1: when like A Little pump And Smoke purp were like
- 59:54Speaker 1: huge and everyone was, like how dare you Disrespect?
- 59:57Speaker 11: Pump the hip hop reputation of like Super, loup the
- 1:00:03Speaker 11: rappers that you've dropped this, episode the history of hip
- 1:00:07Speaker 11: hop sas.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: BIG i, MEAN i still like, rap BUT i just
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: don't listen to any of that ship. Anymore, Right top,
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: Five top? Five top FIVE i don't really listen, To,
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: LIKE i listened to a lot Of who's your top
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: five used to? BE i, Mean i've gone through so many.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: PHASES i went through a huge Like puya And Fat
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: nick And Suicide boys, face but that only lasted a
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: couple of, months and then EVENTUALLY i was, like, YEAH
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: i was, like this is a little weird That i'm
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: into this, now BUT i killed the party the. Cringes,
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: yeah and, then, Uh Suicide boys does have some good
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: SONGS i really. LIKED i, Mean Mac, Miller Earl. Sweatshirt
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: those are probably my two favorite FAVORITES i. LIKED i
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: Like drake a. LOT i Think drake fifty is definitely
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: my top number ONE shs Fifty yeah cool So, Drake,
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: Earl Suicide, miller Hu, Yah, No god, NO i don't.
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: KNOW i don't know who will be number? Five Future,
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: no not, Future you're not a future. Guy GONNA i Like? Future,
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: no not Gonna gonda now that he's, snitched not that
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: her lane Max o cream is. Good let me, see
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: let me see what LIKE i maybe be rabbit maybe fucking.
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: UH i gotta take a lot of. FIFTY i got
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: roaches in my, ass g and roaches in my. See,
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: Yeah Max max.
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: He was On Broad street the other. Night he Was,
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: yeah what the hell was he doing? There he's ripping it?
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: Up damn BRO i don't really have a super mapp
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: see it on my. Phone what's? Up?
- 1:01:50Speaker 4: Huh were going to the Super?
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: Bowl we should bro The Big.
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: Game we get the mics out of the Super. Bowl
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: we got to.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: Bro there's that's content that has to be made for.
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: Real we got to let's let's get. It smitty said
- 1:02:05Speaker 4: that he was GONNA.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: I just want to Buddy.
- 1:02:06Speaker 7: Eddy.
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: Uh smitty said that he was gonna hand the tickets
- 1:02:09Speaker 4: over two. Boys what?
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: Tickets you said.
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: Something about If dave Since dave uh you, know send
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: him To, minnesota that if the wrong crew went, out
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: he would pass the tickets over.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: To all of us go to the Super. Bowl, Yeah
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: smitty's sitting on the look sixty thousand dollars worth Of Super. Bowl,
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: boy that's. Crazy damn, Bro smitty's the, Plug. DUDE i
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Think i'm gonna Take Travis kelce and Uh Jalen hurts
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: any time touchdown and put like a lot of money on. It, Really,
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: yeah go, up, brother what like forty or fifty had
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: a big. Hit, no they're gonna put like five hundred
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: let's go Sas, yeah, responsibly responsibly, responsible because that's gonna
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: be like the last Bet i'm not. Gonna i'm not
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: betting on like, BASKETBALL i can't sell.
- 1:02:58Speaker 4: You who do you want to?
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: WIN i have no interest in watching bass About, NO
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: i might bet on THE i might bet On March?
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: Madness and what about The? Lakers? NO I I I
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: i don't like basketball at. All you are you.
- 1:03:12Speaker 4: Gonna come to the game tonight with?
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: Us or tonight's?
- 1:03:15Speaker 4: Game game? Time throw some?
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: Tickets did they actually get you guys? Tickets? Yeah?
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: Yeah me and might here going right after?
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: This, yeah we'll see.
- 1:03:25Speaker 4: What else are you? Going we need to line it,
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: up you know WHAT i? Mean if if you're not,
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: in we need to find somebody.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: Else consider me? Out why why aren't you? GOING i
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: don't really want to.
- 1:03:37Speaker 4: Go you don't want To you don't want to go
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: court side at The, Garden Lakers. Nicks you don't want to.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: Go lebron's one hundred and seventeen points. Away he might
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: do it.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: Tonight, yeah If lebron has a good, night you'll watch.
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: History what are you doing? Tonight?
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: Chilling post them on social? Media or post it? Up
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: post it? Up, okay you're just gonna be posting on Social.
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: I'll probably get some posts. Off, no but do you
- 1:04:03Speaker 4: really have something to?
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: Do or you just doesn't want to hang out with?
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: You he just doesn't want to spend time with?
- 1:04:08Speaker 4: Gotcha, NO i got stuff to? Do, okay what?
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: Like? What don't worry about? Me tell me about WHAT
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: i got going? On? Yeah shows this?
- 1:04:21Speaker 4: Week mook's, Coming, Yeah, moke you want To come's not
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: a lot to.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: Go he's. Busy, yeah he's working With.
- 1:04:30Speaker 4: Sass we'll Get Joey kamasa to. Come that'll be.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: Fun that's a good. Joy we'll Get Joey clem to.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: Come you know who that.
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: Is Joe clem is the artist behind A, lot a
- 1:04:44Speaker 4: lot most Eats?
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: Eats are we doing Neighborhood eats? Again?
- 1:04:49Speaker 4: Yeah is that what they're?
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: Saying?
- 1:04:51Speaker 4: Yeah where are we? Going actually they said we're still
- 1:04:53Speaker 4: going to go to a doing an episode In?
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: Italy no in the off?
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: Season who said?
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: That? Yeah holy? Fuck AM i? Going or AM i
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: out of? That do you want to? Go do you
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: Like italy or?
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: Not?
- 1:05:07Speaker 4: Really are you in on?
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: EAT i was in On eats last. Season you'd have
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: to go to The lakers you want to go TO
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: i was in on the Super bowl last year, Too
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: and they're not let me go to that so.
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: You'd have.
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: Her now you'd have to go to.
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: Sas missed a couple this past, season Didn't he looked
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: a lot like smokes and, YEAH i was GONNA i
- 1:05:25Speaker 4: missed like one was kind of. TAKEN i missed.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: TOO i missed the The milwaukee In chicago, one AND
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: i missed like half of The New york. One, no
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: AND i Missed Chicago. CHICAGO i was In chicago at
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: my sister's. Graduation AND i get back and like an
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: hour after the plane, lands runs like we're going To chicago.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: Tomorrow so you're still at the airport And i'm, like,
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: dude are you are you kidding? ME i was, like
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: have you lost your goddamn? MIND i, mean you, know
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: it's not like that. Crazy it's really isn't two hour flow,
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: Now i'm. JOKING i just didn't feel like, traveling just
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: like you don't feel like going to The lakers. Game
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: but suddenly we're On lake riding jet. Skis COULD i come?
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: BRO i got a long weekend coming, UP a Long.
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: TUESDAY i go.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: To a basketball game On, tuesday because your weekend is
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: going to be. Long, WELL i have one more day
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: to do what to post up and. Chill you posted
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: up and chilled all weekend BECAUSE i also don't want to.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: DRINK i know IF i go to The lakers, Game
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: i'm blacking out. Tonight that you don't have to do, that,
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: BRO i do just have a it's not a. Choice
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: we're not. DRINKING i don't have a.
- 1:06:28Speaker 4: Choice and Solid, yeah maybe we're working out With pepev.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: Afterwards oh, Really, yeah he isn't gonna be with the. Team,
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: yeah you're gonna Meet. Lebron have you Met? Lebron? Oh,
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: yeah we all have no way.
- 1:06:45Speaker 4: What he comes to the studio every time we, record.
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: Just to do a little pep, Talkies so they just come.
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: By compare. Wine guys should get in the locker. Room,
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: yeah started the pod a little. Bit that's what do you,
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: MEAN i don't. Know fuck Up lebron's. Locker put pat
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: bev stuff in, it turn everything upside, Down, yeah Turn
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: lebron's backpack inside. Out have you guys done an episode
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: and talked about the camera thing? Yet? Yeah nugget. It
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: that's what we called. That. Nuggeting what when you turn
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: someone's backpack inside out, something it's called. Nuggeting, yeah that
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: might have been what it was called The massachusetts. THOUGH
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: i remember one TIME i got, nuggeted but like a bad.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: TIME i almost. CRIED i, remember LIKE i went to the,
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: BATHROOHMEN i came back in my backpack is just. Fully
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: it was, Like, god, damn you gotta like you gotta
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: carry it to the next. Class it looks so. Funny.
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: Though we did it on the on the bus all the.
- 1:07:42Speaker 4: Time she's. Hilarious she would like crawl under the. Seats,
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: yeah she was fucking.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: Funny mike was mischievous in high. School, yeah it's.
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: Unsurprising ron was So.
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: Yeah ron would probably just take a knife to the
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: backpack and just cut it in. Half, Now mike was
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: crazier THAN i, was and, like look WHAT i. Did
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: WHAT i did to? You funny her of high. School
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: mike AND i think Another mic used to go up
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: to the wrestling gym and they would just like run
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: into the room and like yell at the wrestlers as
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: they were, practicing and the, wrestlers like a high school
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: movie from the, eighties would like chase them through the
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: school and they're singles like it was.
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: Funny they got me the one.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: Time, really they beat the ship out of.
- 1:08:21Speaker 4: You, actually maybe the rabbit he kind of. Did he
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: was he was gripping me up, hard, dude that's.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: Hilarious at one point threw.
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: Me we were like in the, basement we're looking For
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: fraine and he's, like we're going to. Fine he like
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: gripped me by my collar the whole and just brought
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: me throughout the school looking for him for the other,
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: kid and there was a desk down under the. Basement
- 1:08:43Speaker 4: we used to do, this mind, you because we had
- 1:08:45Speaker 4: to stay at the school for like three hours after you,
- 1:08:47Speaker 4: know you didn't have anything to.
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: Do you just like fucked.
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: Around you, know.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: That was fun. THOUGH i remember hanging out it was,
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: school just fucking. Around oh my, GOD i used. TO
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: i used to don't know what you're.
- 1:08:59Speaker 4: SAYING i just like he would do ship where it was,
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: like you, know there would be a. Desk he'd be,
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: like see if he's under, there.
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: Clearly look, there look at that trash can is he in? There?
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: Like bro Sh it was.
- 1:09:12Speaker 4: Funny did they.
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: Have hands and they shout wrestling moves on, you like
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: if you could jump by a group of. Wrestlers are
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: they just going for the? Legs?
- 1:09:18Speaker 4: Oh they were just fucking you. Know that is. Hilarious
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: ACTUALLY i got punched by the, coach But netty was the.
- 1:09:22Speaker 4: Coach he brought me up to the coach and he's, like,
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: yeah why don't you come in and wrestle you fucking pip,
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: Squeak and he punches me in the.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: Chest he was that's. Crazy was he like a gym.
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: Teacher this dude was, like he was like a freshman football.
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: Coach this dude was like four hundred pounds and he'd
- 1:09:39Speaker 4: just be, LIKE.
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: I fucked your mom for these. Kids that's. Awesome you
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: would have smell my still smell to like these freshman
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: football players would never play football. Game that's fourteen. Pounds
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: and he'd be, like you guys are fucking. Bitches like
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: you guys are Fucking pushy's gonna knock you the fuck.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: Out is he in? Prison was? Wild he was just
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: like freshman football. COACH i bet like anybody who's like
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: prep football, coach football. Coach that's the archetype those. GUYS i,
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: mean if they didn't have freshman, football they probably would
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: be in. Jail, yeah if they could have coached freshman football, there,
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: yeah you locked. UP i had a freshman football saved, me.
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- 1:10:55Speaker 1: COM i had a gym teacher in high school who
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: was like an, asshole and he would like always be
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: talking ship to all the. Kids AND i remember one,
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: time in front of the whole entire class in like ninth,
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: grade he was like he's, Like, harry you got to
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: hit the gym. Man AND i was like What and he's,
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: like don't you ever want to get a? Girlfriend AND
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: i was Like Jesus. Christ it. Was it was. Mortifying
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: and THEN i didn't work out for like three years after. That.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: YEAH i was, Like i'll show, you. Bitch i'm gonna
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: be skinny. Fat. YEAH i should go back to that
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: school and just fuck him, up show him unit just
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: of just straight.
- 1:11:31Speaker 4: Muscle the funny thing was probably he was just trying
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: to help you kind, of you, know.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: He was trying To he was the wrong, walls, yeah
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: but he was probably just trying. To he probably had
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: good intentions and it was probably like he responds well
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: to busting, balls so he was trying to help you
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: out in a positive.
- 1:11:45Speaker 4: Look such a pre are you working out?
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: Now?
- 1:11:48Speaker 4: No, YEAH i thought the last TIME i listened.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: To, him and you were working like every other. EPISODE
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: i was working out for a week and THEN i
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: and THEN i went on the, road AND i haven't
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: worked out since.
- 1:11:59Speaker 4: You guys should move in sasas you guys should kind, OF.
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: I, WENT i went to the gym at the, hotel
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: helped me ring, together AND i just get ripped fucking.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: BEAST i was, LIKE i can't BELIEVE i just worked out.
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: WELL i was on the road, nice and THEN i
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: haven't worked out since. Then you went too. HARD i
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: went way too. Hard you over exerted. Yourself the legs were.
- 1:12:17Speaker 4: HURTING i went full. Body, YEAH i, did couldn't Walk
- 1:12:20Speaker 4: the next DAY.
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: I did bench inclined bench, rows some more, rows. FRIES
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: i mean just hot those bies and tries a. Lesson
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: so no legs chest, now, Dude so not full, body,
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: dude the lower half of the body does not count at.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: All a full body workout wear. Pants, yeah that's. TRUE
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: i mean never going to work my legs.
- 1:12:46Speaker 4: Out who we do wear pants pants.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: Always i've seen your.
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: Legs they're, nice good. Legs they're nice proportionate. Socks but
- 1:12:56Speaker 4: weird the sponsor, Though, no they don't sponsor us. Anymore, okay,
- 1:13:01Speaker 4: yeah fuck, them fuck them.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: Now they're good people over, there good. People they're actually really.
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: Handsome you appreciate the hell out of them. Them that's
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: just some funny ship with the fucking, boys some goofy.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: Ship Mike, queench you came out To boston this. WEEKEND
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: i can't. Busy if he's not gonna go to The lakers,
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: game you don't want to experience. GREATNESS i have ship.
- 1:13:25Speaker 4: Today you KNOW i only have a couple more days.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: Going to be in. Town, Well i'm want to be in, town,
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: bro five sold out. Shows let's, go come, on come on, down.
- 1:13:32Speaker 4: All, right Maybe i'll put you, Up i'll put you
- 1:13:34Speaker 4: with The.
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: Ritz how does that sound that sounds? You? God, No
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: i'm probably staying at some hotel attached to the comedy. Club,
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: yeah a. Hostel, yeah that's probably in a.
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: HOTEL i always stayed at. It very.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: Good the one that's the one that's at the.
- 1:13:49Speaker 4: Club what is, It you're gonna love?
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: It Sass. Omnia so come see sass at The, omnia
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: probably around the fourth floor or something like. THAT i
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: gotta have a shout out to the guy that am
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: plane out that there was the guy that was running
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: the hotel upgraded in my. Room and THEN i didn't
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: remember the name of the. Hotel still don't remember. It
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: and very Good, cambria good, guy good people over At.
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: Cambria who was it, AGAIN i don't. Know he never
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: told me his. Name, NO i mean the Hotel. Cambria, oh,
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: okay came great. Spots if you're ever in Plan, On,
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: texas make sure you stop by The cambria talk to
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: you don't have to stay there to stop, by just say.
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: Hi tell what's his? Name SaaS. Center there's a guy
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: on the podcast WHO i listened. To they would know
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: basic room upgraded to would you wearing a buffalo bill?
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: Switch probably a sweet a whole living. ROOM a couple
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: of weeks to the fridge cold. Ones that was probably.
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: Awesome some cod.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: You WATCH tv on the couch and the suite or
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: in the other room bed. Bed, yeah you brought Your
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- 1:14:52Speaker 1: a road. Consot can't Trust United airlines to handle that
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- 1:14:58Speaker 1: some people do. That some people bring like consoles on The.
- 1:15:01Speaker 4: Roba, Guys that's WHAT i.
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: Said. UH i was on A delta flight yesterday and
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: the lady was like big. Baller, no, well she was, like,
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: everybody take your, seats like you sit in the seat
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: that you're assigned. To this Ain't, southwest. Y'all and everybody
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: like shined, laughing of course it. Isn't that's a Bast
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: and then she was Like martinez, Family i'm talking about.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: You she called him out by. Name she was, like
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: you guys are in the wrong. Seats sit in the correct.
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: Seat that's, crazy.
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: Like the principle over the.
- 1:15:34Speaker 6: Interco because the whole plane was, like, oh that's.
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: Awesome where were you? Sitting? First of, course where was
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: where Is? Tyler at forty forty eight half ye plus. Fifteen,
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: bro HERE'S i sniped That tyler's moving on. Up, bro
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: let's go Brother gold in the lounge every time he's
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: like in the. Cockpit, yeah they got like a nice
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: little baby bath going for, him washing him. Up and
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: they got me like they got me in a three
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: person row with four people sitting. There you got the standing.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: Row you're like underneath the train with the. Dogs duke
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: was in A i don't know if he told you
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: he got he. Got he upgraded himself to like extra
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: space and they put him in the jump seat next to.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: That that would be please you made extra to sit
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: in the jump. Seat that can't be. Right, yeah that
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: can't be. Right that's.
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: Crazy you want to move up to a middle.
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: Seat i'm, like, no Why she's, Like i'm gonna sit right.
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: Here that's what.
- 1:16:37Speaker 4: Nuts we've been sick if she was. Hot but, otherwise.
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: What airline was? It? American they did you like? That
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: and there were empty seats and they Made american flight.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: Attendants that's what they're doing. Now they're selling out the
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: flight attendant.
- 1:16:54Speaker 4: SPACE i Hate. American, yeah it's not a good window.
- 1:17:01Speaker 6: Seat he fell asleep on, me like head on my
- 1:17:03Speaker 6: shoulder the whole, flight like five and a half hours,
- 1:17:05Speaker 6: flight and you just couldn't stop ripping ass like the.
- 1:17:08Speaker 4: Worst i've been getting a lot of those, Too BUT i.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: Was pinned up quite literally was leaning against, me AND
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: i was leaning against the.
- 1:17:13Speaker 4: Window if you ever, heard you didn't throw, it you
- 1:17:15Speaker 4: didn't give him a Little, NO.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: I, did but he would just not. Back it was super.
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: Given me that proper on planes where he puts a
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: coffee filter in his pants so that he can fart
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: and it smells like coffee so that people won't be
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: like it smells like. Shit, Nice and he goes up
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: to the flat tend and, GOES i CAN i have
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: a coffee? Filter he shoves it and he puts it.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: In he puts it in his. Boxer coffee filters don't
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: make you smell like coffee paper or MAYBE i don't,
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: know maybe it's a coffee like packet or something like coffee. Grounds,
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: yeah that's what they used to like smuggle drugs and.
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: Shove his grounds in.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: THERE i mean coffee rounds are very strong scented and
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: throws off the scent of the. Dogs, yeah when you're walking.
- 1:17:51Speaker 4: Through it's a dryer shit.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: Cleanser imagine like getting, caught like by one of the
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: dogs for having coffee up your ass just so your
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: farts Wouldn't oh, NO i.
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: WAS i was looking out for.
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: EVERYBODY i just didn't want people to know THAT i
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: Had what is? It can you see the? Picture? Coffee
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: oh ground? Coffee oh, yeah he puts that in his
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: ass so that he farts through. It, yeah he strains
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: his farts.
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: Through, yeah it can't be worth.
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: It there's like those shower heads that you get it.
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: Out he means that it's like makes better water pressure.
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: Too maybe he has softer fart. Pressure he's like really
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: nice farts because he's farting through. Coffee i've been having
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: aggressive pressure. Recently every FART i have is an. Explosion
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: it's there's no silent, ones.
- 1:18:35Speaker 4: It's all in pops weekend sounds. Fantastic.
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: Yeah just sitting alone for five straight.
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: Boxing, yourself not.
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: Alone i've got my FUCKING i got my. BOYS Whoa
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: just because you guys don't didn't Play, like what do
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: you play video? Games or do you guys play Fucking?
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: Madden you guys are definitely you guys are All madden.
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: Guys never played a real video game in your life.
- 1:18:58Speaker 4: Game you addressed in the room right?
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: Now, YEAH i a, Everybody you guys don't understand how
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: fun video games are because you never because you've never
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: been good at a video, game and b you have
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: it's been you've been playing Fucking madden twenty eleven on
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: like GameCube against the computer on easy.
- 1:19:13Speaker 4: Mode how is this commenting on the pressure the thing
- 1:19:16Speaker 4: you said about your farts recently and putting you know
- 1:19:19Speaker 4: two and two together that that room must have smelled.
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: Awful yeah it. Did and guess what didn't give no
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: one else was in? There it was just.
- 1:19:26Speaker 10: Right.
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: BRO i do not give a fuck about Playing madden
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: on easy mode against the computer Like i'm. In i'm
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: playing video games to try and have a good. Time,
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: Like i'm not trying to make you gotta start playing
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: some real. Games what games are you? Playing i'm not
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: playing any video games right. Now. Bro you gotta, start.
- 1:19:41Speaker 4: Dude it's one of the few joys having on my.
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: PHONE i should get.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: Some on my. Phone only THING i WOULD vr Ship, Bro's,
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: Yeah i'd have any interest in it is getting into
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: SOME vr video. Games this is coming from someone who's
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: never played video, games BECAUSE vr video.
- 1:19:55Speaker 4: Games no not, now well that's just a new. One.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: BRO i have An Oculus Bro, okay WELL i can't
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: use it because my apartment is too. Small. Bro you're
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: you're like playing, like, uh six straight days locked in
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: the room red, eyes fucking like don't eat food or
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: see sunlight to be like less than mediocre at a
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: game that fourteen year old, DUDE i am the. Tomic
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: you're Literally i'm getting Like i'm getting Like i'm getting
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: like twelve kill War zone. GAMES i don't know what
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: that mood in War zone.
- 1:20:27Speaker 4: Twelve doesn't sound like that many.
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: In War zone it. Is, dude WHEN i play, multiplayer
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: what are your death what do you destroyed right? Now
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: like one seventy in the. World, yes, no you're. Not,
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: yeah that's a. Lie you're CLEARLY i stop have to
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: save you.
- 1:20:46Speaker 4: Just like just the wrong place to. Be it's just
- 1:20:49Speaker 4: too good but not good, enough you, know.
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: Definitely, like, YEAH i rank in the game in the
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: worldly way below. That yeah you're, yeah, exactly you can
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: even see what you're. Ranked but you're, Like i'm fucking
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: sick of video, games. DUDE i am very good At
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: call Of. Duty i've been Playing call Of duty my entire.
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: LIFE i used to think you are you? Good? Mook?
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: Nice that's very did you do vibs this thing? Today
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: BECAUSE i hit the fucking the top target on my
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: FIRST i would hit every SHOT i.
- 1:21:27Speaker 4: Missed you, Did, YEAH i missed all six or five or.
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: Whatever, YEAH i hit them. Hit we gotta get sass out.
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: THERE i feel bad for. You. Guys no survival. INSTINCTS
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: i have no idea what to do with your survival
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: instinct would be, like where's a, plug? DUDE i need
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: to fucking outlet SO i can. Play you think electricity
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: is not a factor in, War you're gonna have a
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: back for an, outlet and war you're gonna be using
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: a fucking hand pump generator Like John henry on the
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: railroad so you could play video. Games you guys don't
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: know what war. Is you wouldn't know war if it
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: slapped you in the. Face you're like saying war is
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: hell while you order fucking smash. BURGERS i was. ORDERING
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: i was ordering. Salads, dude keep the four fucking brutal.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: As you're like eating. Juice sh get. Out you don't
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: know What i've been. Through it's like my like a
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: man's face when he goes into war and like a
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: man's face four years into. War and it's JUST i
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: would give any of you guys one hundred dollars if
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: you could kill me in call of, duty.
- 1:22:25Speaker 4: One on, one all, right that'd be sick and.
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: There would be no. Chance it would actually be like.
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: Embarrassing are you, serious? DUDE i want to make it
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: a thousand hundred, bucks bro kidding just that you give
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: me a thousand if one hundred, Dollars i'll do it
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: a thousand dollars IF i can kill, you AND i
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: owe you. Nothing IF i, can't, yes you wouldn't even
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: know what.
- 1:22:48Speaker 4: IT i would rip you in if we did, paintball,
- 1:22:51Speaker 4: though no WAY i.
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: Would i'm. Tactical can you do a? Summersault, yes no, way.
- 1:22:58Speaker 4: Onjore, meg, DUDE i would have like.
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: PISTOLS i would have pistols like going like different holsters
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: going down both of my, legs so i'd be out
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: of my. Rifle throw. It that'd be you just the.
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: Way what was this? Kick did you you weren't anticipating the?
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: Kick who are? You?
- 1:23:16Speaker 4: MAN i have a? Kick did you WATCH R R? R?
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: Now? Realistic for? Me the one scene the dude is
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: sitting on another guy's shoulders with like holding two guns
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: out like, This he's like shooting as the guy runs
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: around with him on his. Shoulders it's so fucking legendary
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: that have. It it's very. Good so WHEN i watch, It,
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: BRO i just haven't gotten around to. It i've been
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: two badsy watching Eight, mile, studying studying his stage, presence
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: trying to take. Notes, now everybody from et, cetera from
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: the three one three b, yeah, yeah, Yeah detroit Eight mile.
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: CRAZY i battled a dude who was in the bonus
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: cuts of that Movie marvel. One oh really, yeah, Bro
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: So i'm basically and he battled eminem in the. Movie
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: so basically just a degree of. Separation, yeah he's very.
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: Funny another, good nicest performance from.
- 1:24:11Speaker 4: It wasn't really sold on their performance to be talking. Ship,
- 1:24:15Speaker 4: No i'm just saying in the.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: Round three was. Beautiful the man in the arena, BROTHER
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: i thought he was. GREAT i thought he was great. Too,
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: NO i love. THEM i love this.
- 1:24:24Speaker 4: Performance the third ROUND i forgot about. That thank.
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: You tyler was a fucking, bomb totally did live in
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: a trailer with his. MOM h all, right well should
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: we should be on the show sures, bonjour. Amigos see
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: you guys next week for the one hundredth episode Of
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: son of A Boy. Dad remember to bring your. Monopolies
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: remember bring your. Monopolies