Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / Vanderpump Premiere, Hollywood Hookers and Emmys with Guy Branum
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
- 0:07Speaker 1: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is
- 0:11Speaker 1: the show to know. She talks Hollywood tales for real life.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Mr.
- 0:15Speaker 1: Saving Serial Data and Serial Sisters. You'll be addicted and
- 0:19Speaker 1: addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up.
- 0:25Speaker 3: Woo, woo.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
- 0:33Speaker 1: I have returned favorite, a former office husband of mine,
- 0:38Speaker 1: a tall, bald-headed delight, Guy Branum.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Heather, I'm so excited to see the cute lunch sticker
- 0:47Speaker 2: that you have on your laptop because, I mean, truly,
- 0:50Speaker 2: it is a concept that I will always The concept
- 0:53Speaker 2: of a half bottle of white wine being consumed with
- 0:56Speaker 2: salads is something.
- 0:57Speaker 1: It's everything. Yes. It's just everything.
- 1:00Speaker 2: It means so much to me and something that is
- 1:03Speaker 2: part of your distinctly Southern California wisdom.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Thank you. I really appreciate that. I really miss having
- 1:08Speaker 1: cute lunches with you, but we're going to enjoy. People
- 1:11Speaker 1: can eat their cute lunch while they listen to us
- 1:13Speaker 1: talking because there's so much juicy scoop to talk about. Now,
- 1:16Speaker 1: you came in because you obviously heard about my triumphant
- 1:20Speaker 1: return to television, which happened last night.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Yes, you were on Name That Tune. How was that?
- 1:28Speaker 1: I won! Oh, really? I won $ 33, 000 for Hillsides, which
- 1:32Speaker 1: is a charity that I was introduced to by Dr. Drew,
- 1:35Speaker 1: and it's been around for 100 years. And basically, it
- 1:38Speaker 1: does a lot, but the thing that stands out to
- 1:40Speaker 1: me is kids that were never adopted out of foster
- 1:43Speaker 1: care that are young adults, they'll help them get housing services,
- 1:47Speaker 1: career opportunities, Help, school.
- 1:50Speaker 2: That's so awesome.
- 1:51Speaker 1: Yeah, so really important.
- 1:52Speaker 2: For so many people who don't have the support that
- 1:56Speaker 2: luckier people do, being able to have people there, especially
- 1:59Speaker 2: who will give you mental health care and be there
- 2:01Speaker 2: for you as you're figuring out who you are, it's
- 2:04Speaker 2: so important. I very briefly thought it was Hillsong that
- 2:07Speaker 2: you were playing for, and I was like, oh no,
- 2:09Speaker 2: is Heather back on her bullshit? And then I was like, no,
- 2:13Speaker 2: this is okay.
- 2:14Speaker 4: Okay.
- 2:17Speaker 2: I should have known better. Heather is a Catholic. Her
- 2:19Speaker 2: Christianity is of a distinctly Catholic flavor.
- 2:22Speaker 1: But this is a non-denominational nice thing.
- 2:25Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:27Speaker 1: In choosing your charities as a celebrity, you kind of
- 2:29Speaker 1: have to be pretty careful about it and make sure.
- 2:32Speaker 2: My favorite, my favorite was when Ariana Huffington did Celebrity Jeopardy.
- 2:37Speaker 2: She played for her own, for like the Ariana Huffington Foundation.
- 2:40Speaker 2: And I was like, beautiful. You get that coin, Ariana.
- 2:44Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton, it's the Clinton Foundation.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Yes.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be a little suspect. But no, anyway,
- 2:52Speaker 1: it's the second time I've played for them.
- 2:54Speaker 2: Heather, that is ignoring what I asked you years ago.
- 2:56Speaker 2: If you were going to start a charity of your own,
- 2:59Speaker 2: what would your charity do?
- 3:00Speaker 1: And I told you, Heather's for Heather's, helping Heather's stay
- 3:03Speaker 1: hot for generations to come, where we encourage young pregnant
- 3:07Speaker 1: mothers who are attractive to name their daughters Heather. And
- 3:13Speaker 1: then the money that we raise, we give them, you know,
- 3:17Speaker 1: baby stuff, strollers.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Yes.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Little outfits.
- 3:20Speaker 2: So that it's not a name that is lost.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Because it's, you know, really in a serious.
- 3:26Speaker 2: It doesn't go all the way of Linda.
- 3:27Speaker 1: It's an endangered species right now. It's not happening.
- 3:32Speaker 4: Yes.
- 3:32Speaker 1: And, you know, I get a lot of Juicy Scoopers
- 3:34Speaker 1: that come up to me and they're like, I'm sorry,
- 3:37Speaker 1: but I'm not naming her Heather. I'm naming her Lily
- 3:40Speaker 1: or something. And I'm like, it's okay. You can still
- 3:42Speaker 1: be a Juicy Scooper.
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- 4:14Speaker 1: It's not taking off, by the way. The charity is
- 4:16Speaker 1: not doing well.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Were you excited to be on a classic 1970s-style game show?
- 4:22Speaker 2: Did you feel at one with all of the people
- 4:24Speaker 2: who were on the pyramid back when you were watching
- 4:26Speaker 2: in grade school? Like, and what songs did you have?
- 4:30Speaker 2: I didn't watch them.
- 4:30Speaker 1: Okay, honestly, I was really bad at it. But Kevin
- 4:33Speaker 1: Nealon was worse. So I was going up against Kevin Nealon.
- 4:36Speaker 1: You have a.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Deep pop culture sense, but you also sometimes have trouble
- 4:39Speaker 2: remembering the name of things.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Right, so like I would go, oh my God, I
- 4:42Speaker 1: know this is the singer, or I know this is
- 4:45Speaker 1: the next line in the song, because they just play
- 4:48Speaker 1: like a little, but I wouldn't know the title. And
- 4:50Speaker 1: so honestly, I was pretty bad, but the one that
- 4:55Speaker 1: I did that I, then god came down and blessed
- 4:57Speaker 1: me yes and the question was um you know you
- 5:02Speaker 1: got to go to your challenger who's kevin and and
- 5:05Speaker 1: the song came up and they're like how many notes
- 5:07Speaker 1: do you think that you can get it in and
- 5:09Speaker 1: then he might say oh i can do it less
- 5:11Speaker 1: or call your bluff and then he has a chance
- 5:13Speaker 1: to win it and say oh now i want 10
- 5:15Speaker 1: notes instead of five and the question had to do
- 5:18Speaker 1: with Annie, so Annie was in the title, but I
- 5:21Speaker 1: can't remember what the question was, but I knew right away,
- 5:23Speaker 1: I'm like, I know it's The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow,
- 5:26Speaker 1: I know it, so I said, I can do it
- 5:27Speaker 1: in one note, and everyone's like, what? Oh, that's awesome.
- 5:30Speaker 1: And then they did it, and then I knew it, I.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Heard- What a beautiful big dick move to get to
- 5:34Speaker 2: pull in a classic for.
- 5:36Speaker 1: And I got to sing.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:38Speaker 1: And then they go, what's the answer? And I go, tomorrow, tomorrow,
- 5:43Speaker 1: I love ya, tomorrow, tomorrow. And I was like, oh
- 5:47Speaker 1: my God, I was so excited for my sister Shanna
- 5:49Speaker 1: to see it because we were both Annie in local plays.
- 5:52Speaker 2: Yes.
- 5:53Speaker 1: And whenever my parents would have some real estate clients
- 5:56Speaker 1: come over, they pimped us out and we'd have to
- 5:59Speaker 1: sing tomorrow.
- 6:00Speaker 2: We forget what a cultural phenomenon Annie was. I remember
- 6:04Speaker 2: it came out when I was in kindergarten or something
- 6:06Speaker 2: and there were so many girls in second and third
- 6:09Speaker 2: grade who were like, this is my personality now. This
- 6:11Speaker 2: is who I am as a person who really likes Annie.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Yes. So I was Annie numerous times, like in summer
- 6:20Speaker 1: plays where they do like the best of Broadway. And then,
- 6:22Speaker 1: you know, like everyone could at least have like a part.
- 6:24Speaker 1: You just do a couple, which is, by the way,
- 6:26Speaker 1: kids and people running theater departments in high schools do
- 6:30Speaker 1: best of Broadway. We do not need to see the
- 6:34Speaker 1: entire boring thing. Just do the best of Broadway. And
- 6:37Speaker 1: then that way, so many more kids have a solo.
- 6:40Speaker 1: It's so much more entertaining for the parents. It's all hits.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Well, you know that, like, we're having, like, a cultural moment. Like,
- 6:48Speaker 2: do you know what the Jimmy Awards are?
- 6:50Speaker 1: No, what is that?
- 6:51Speaker 2: It's awards for high school drama.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Oh, God.
- 6:54Speaker 2: And, like, the presentations are always, like, ridiculous. But, like,
- 6:59Speaker 2: Renee Rapp, who is in Mean Girls and Sex Lives
- 7:03Speaker 2: of College Girls and is a pop star and everything
- 7:04Speaker 2: like that, and then the kid who is in the
- 7:06Speaker 2: Jennifer Lawrence rom-com, both won Jimmy's the same year. And
- 7:10Speaker 2: so people are, like, saying, like, hey, look, 10 years ago,
- 7:14Speaker 2: they won this high school award, and now they both
- 7:16Speaker 2: have careers that are exploding.
- 7:18Speaker 1: I love that. That's a good, like, you know, I really,
- 7:22Speaker 1: you know, came up from my bootstraps kind of a thing.
- 7:25Speaker 1: I thought this was kind of funny. You know how
- 7:28Speaker 1: the new flex is that, like, I came from nothing
- 7:30Speaker 1: and I was poor. I had no connections, whatever. And,
- 7:33Speaker 1: you know, that's why when I win my speech, I'm
- 7:35Speaker 1: going to be like, And to my grandmother, Kitty Morrison,
- 7:39Speaker 1: who came over here on a boat in 1915. To
- 7:45Speaker 1: think that I could be here a little over 100
- 7:47Speaker 1: years later is amazing. But I was watching Paul Giamatti,
- 7:54Speaker 1: who won for his role, which I want to see.
- 7:57Speaker 1: But I saw him win for the Golden Globes as well.
- 8:01Speaker 1: And he was like, this is a really important thing
- 8:02Speaker 1: for me. I came from a family of teachers. And
- 8:06Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's pretty humble on imagining like these
- 8:08Speaker 1: two people coming home and one is teaching third grade
- 8:12Speaker 1: math and the other one is doing the science and
- 8:14Speaker 1: they just live in a middle class home. And so anyway,
- 8:17Speaker 1: when he won the last time, whatever the critics choice
- 8:20Speaker 1: or something, the reporter's like, and he goes, yes, you know,
- 8:25Speaker 1: because I came from a family of teachers. And he's like, yes,
- 8:27Speaker 1: your dad was the president of Yale.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious.
- 8:34Speaker 1: That's wonderful. But there were other teachers and he had
- 8:38Speaker 1: to be a teacher to get to that place. And
- 8:40Speaker 1: I'm like, you're still a great actor.
- 8:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 8:43Speaker 1: But don't try to Like don't try to like, we
- 8:47Speaker 1: got it. You probably got into Yale. I'm sure you
- 8:49Speaker 1: did Yale drama school and I'm sure you were super
- 8:52Speaker 1: talented and really, really good. But like, let's not sugar
- 8:55Speaker 1: coat what this is.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Access to, I came from nothing.
- 8:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:59Speaker 2: No.
- 9:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:00Speaker 1: Don't try to jump on someone's thing. Um, okay. We're
- 9:04Speaker 1: going to get into the, the Emmys and stuff, but
- 9:06Speaker 1: I did, uh, watch Vanderpump rules, the premiere after the
- 9:11Speaker 1: whole scandal. It's back.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Yes.
- 9:13Speaker 1: Um, So it's out. People are going to watch it.
- 9:17Speaker 1: And I want to say it's really... It is really good.
- 9:21Speaker 1: They're finally not acting like anyone really works at the
- 9:23Speaker 1: restaurant anymore, which I like.
- 9:25Speaker 2: Yes. Because, I mean, Lisa is just reducing her presence
- 9:29Speaker 2: in the greater Beverly Hills, West Hollywood area. You know?
- 9:32Speaker 2: TomTom is still thriving, but, like, Lisa's shifting the business model,
- 9:36Speaker 2: and we respect that.
- 9:38Speaker 1: To a state where there's less taxes. Thank you, Nevada.
- 9:41Speaker 5: Yes.
- 9:41Speaker 1: And a better model for sure.
- 9:43Speaker 5: But.
- 9:45Speaker 1: Now we know about the scandal. You know that Tom
- 9:47Speaker 1: Sandoval cheated with Rachel Raquel and so we see Ariana
- 9:53Speaker 1: and they're living in the house together but they make
- 9:55Speaker 1: it very clear Tom is doing that Navy SEAL show.
- 9:59Speaker 1: I like that they didn't act like he was out
- 10:02Speaker 1: you know polishing glasses we said it it's what's happening
- 10:06Speaker 1: thank God we understand.
- 10:08Speaker 2: How the reality world works this is just what these
- 10:10Speaker 2: people do.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Right they share their lives on TV now they started
- 10:14Speaker 1: out as waiters it's really not that so that was
- 10:16Speaker 1: good and um We just are starting to see them like,
- 10:20Speaker 1: are they going to be able to go out? Are
- 10:21Speaker 1: they going to hang out with each other? But then
- 10:25Speaker 1: Lala starts to feel bad about Raquel. And she meets
- 10:29Speaker 1: with Lisa Vanderpump and she goes, you know, I was
- 10:33Speaker 1: with this guy who I thought was going to be
- 10:35Speaker 1: the love of my life. Everyone told me I was
- 10:37Speaker 1: the other woman, but I didn't really see it that
- 10:40Speaker 1: way because he kept telling me what our life would
- 10:42Speaker 1: be like together, and then in the end, her guy, Randall,
- 10:46Speaker 1: cheated on her too, and now they're going through a
- 10:47Speaker 1: custody battle. So she reaches out to call Raquel, and
- 10:52Speaker 1: then she has to tell Ariana I left her an
- 10:55Speaker 1: audio voice message. And I just kind of thought that's
- 11:01Speaker 1: interesting for them because it's like, Ariana's like, okay, but
- 11:08Speaker 1: she was really nice about it, but again, it's like, well,
- 11:11Speaker 1: we all said how much we hated this girl, and
- 11:12Speaker 1: she destroyed our lives and stuff, and now you're reaching out.
- 11:15Speaker 1: But then also, it's a TV show. And so I
- 11:18Speaker 1: think they're sort of giving her a little slack, even though,
- 11:22Speaker 1: of like, okay, we get it, Lala. You don't necessarily
- 11:25Speaker 1: really want to reconnect with this person, but it would
- 11:29Speaker 1: be good, because they wanted to come back on the show.
- 11:31Speaker 2: The thing is, once somebody has been sort of like
- 11:34Speaker 2: the arch-villain of a season... they either have to be
- 11:36Speaker 2: brought back into the fold or leave the show. You
- 11:39Speaker 2: can't have somebody... We all got very tired of everyone
- 11:42Speaker 2: yelling at Erika Jayne for three seasons. And it's like,
- 11:45Speaker 2: now she's back in the heart of, like, the bosom
- 11:47Speaker 2: of Abraham, and things are fine, and other people can
- 11:51Speaker 2: have fights. And I think it just is necessary. And
- 11:53Speaker 2: I also think... Also, it's Vanderpump Rules. It is, like,
- 11:58Speaker 2: sexy people who do bad things. Like, sexy people are
- 12:01Speaker 2: gonna do bad things.
- 12:02Speaker 1: Yes.
- 12:03Speaker 4: So.
- 12:04Speaker 1: The sandwich shop, they talk about the sandwich shop.
- 12:07Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Are you familiar with the struggles of the sandwich shop?
- 12:10Speaker 2: I'm not.
- 12:11Speaker 1: Well, Ariana and Katy had always wanted a sandwich shop
- 12:14Speaker 1: when they were both married or with their Toms. So
- 12:16Speaker 1: when the Toms were putting together their Schwartz and Sandys,
- 12:19Speaker 1: they were like, we should have a sandwich shop.
- 12:21Speaker 2: Yes.
- 12:21Speaker 1: Well, then the scandal broke and they're like, we're moving
- 12:23Speaker 1: on with the sandwich shop. And they get this adorable
- 12:26Speaker 1: little place, I think it's on Robertson, and they get
- 12:30Speaker 1: the set designer for Nancy Meyers or her decorator to
- 12:34Speaker 1: do it. And it's super cute. And they find all
- 12:37Speaker 1: these yummy sandwiches. And, you know, I'm like, you should
- 12:40Speaker 1: do a sandwich called the better half, which is just
- 12:42Speaker 1: a half a sandwich because everyone wants a half there
- 12:45Speaker 1: and it's, and they're getting cute teacups and everything. But
- 12:47Speaker 1: then they had all this trouble with the city where
- 12:50Speaker 1: they now had to scrape their patio. And then they
- 12:53Speaker 1: didn't have permits for this. And for that, meanwhile, Ariana
- 12:57Speaker 1: in real life, came in second with Dancing with the Stars,
- 12:59Speaker 1: and is now Roxy Hart on Broadway, and she has
- 13:01Speaker 1: a boyfriend in New York. And we're watching this, Peter
- 13:05Speaker 1: and I are watching this, and he goes, wait, they're
- 13:06Speaker 1: going to be making sandwiches? I'm like, or they can
- 13:09Speaker 1: make $ 30, 000 on a post. I mean, I just, I
- 13:13Speaker 1: think it's like.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Well, do you think anytime someone on a reality show
- 13:16Speaker 2: starts a new business, they are just thinking, this could
- 13:19Speaker 2: be my spinoff?
- 13:20Speaker 1: Yes and no. I think that they were like, this
- 13:22Speaker 1: could be something that, yeah, a spinoff with cameras, but without, too. Like,
- 13:27Speaker 1: this could be Something that can be really good and
- 13:29Speaker 1: we could have several of them.
- 13:30Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is, is like the passive income
- 13:32Speaker 2: of business. I do think you have to take care
- 13:34Speaker 2: of the business a little bit. You know, you have
- 13:37Speaker 2: to be somebody who has a mind for that. And
- 13:39Speaker 2: I think that if you are if you're if you're
- 13:41Speaker 2: doing it with cameras, it makes sense. If you're doing
- 13:43Speaker 2: it without cameras, you really need to be one of
- 13:45Speaker 2: those people who's like because like. overhead on Robertson is
- 13:49Speaker 2: going to be high.
- 13:50Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's going to be so hard.
- 13:52Speaker 1: It's sandwiches. So it's not like you're making that easy
- 13:54Speaker 1: money off the booze. I mean, maybe they have a
- 13:57Speaker 1: wine and beer, like, I don't know. But then people
- 13:59Speaker 1: were like, you know, is this, was this true?
- 14:00Speaker 2: Yes.
- 14:01Speaker 1: I talked to them. I know that this was a
- 14:03Speaker 1: real intention, but that's why it's also hard. Um, when
- 14:07Speaker 1: people have a partner in anything, whether it's a podcast
- 14:10Speaker 1: or real estate, whatever, because one person might get another opportunity,
- 14:14Speaker 1: like starring as Roxy Hart. And then you're like, do I,
- 14:19Speaker 1: what do I do with this sandwich shop?
- 14:20Speaker 2: Here's the thing though. One important factor in all of
- 14:23Speaker 2: this is the idea of Los Angeles character breakfasts. Like
- 14:27Speaker 2: when people from the Midwest come, having a location where
- 14:30Speaker 2: you can go and the likelihood of you seeing one
- 14:33Speaker 2: of the sexy people you love from television is high,
- 14:36Speaker 2: that's a really, like that's something to bring you in.
- 14:39Speaker 2: But if people are going to be consistently like starring
- 14:43Speaker 2: as Roxy Hart on Broadway or spending so much time
- 14:47Speaker 2: doing their like yoga wellness posts and integrated content, that
- 14:52Speaker 2: they only show up for 15 minutes.
- 14:54Speaker 1: It's a hard thing, yeah. It's a hard thing, but
- 14:59Speaker 1: we'll see. I still would love it to open, but
- 15:02Speaker 1: if it doesn't, I think we understand why. I don't
- 15:04Speaker 1: think people should be mad at them for it. It's
- 15:06Speaker 1: a frickin' pain in the ass. It's hard.
- 15:09Speaker 2: I would like to premise this question by saying I
- 15:11Speaker 2: have started the long drive through Atlanta.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Atlanta.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Yes. Okay. And in learning... Like, as I go through
- 15:19Speaker 2: and sort of, like, learn about the history of these characters,
- 15:21Speaker 2: I realize just how many characters have had spinoff shows. And,
- 15:27Speaker 2: you know, like, that there was Tardy for the Party,
- 15:29Speaker 2: that there is Married to Medicine. Oh, Tardy for the Party.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Well, you know what's happening then.
- 15:32Speaker 2: But, yes, but my question is essentially, is Vanderpump Rules
- 15:36Speaker 2: the version of that Housewives spinoff show that was most successful?
- 15:40Speaker 2: And do you think it is because Lisa was smart
- 15:42Speaker 2: enough to center people other than herself?
- 15:45Speaker 1: A hundred percent. She was so smart. And Brandi Glanville
- 15:48Speaker 1: will say the whole reason it's a success is because
- 15:51Speaker 1: of me.
- 15:51Speaker 2: Oh, really?
- 15:52Speaker 1: Because it was.
- 15:53Speaker 2: Because she had the thing with Shayna, right?
- 15:55Speaker 1: Because Shayna... Shayna, sorry. Shayna. Shayna, according to her, unbeknownst
- 16:01Speaker 1: to her, had a thing with Eddie Cibriol and she
- 16:04Speaker 1: did not know about Brandi Glanville or if she knew
- 16:06Speaker 1: he was married, he was telling her he was getting divorced,
- 16:08Speaker 1: whatever the classic.
- 16:10Speaker 2: And.
- 16:10Speaker 1: But then he then later on cheated with Leanne Rimes,
- 16:15Speaker 1: who now he's been with for like 12 years or something.
- 16:17Speaker 1: But at the time, even though he was with Leanne Rimes,
- 16:20Speaker 1: Brandy didn't love Sheena. And then Sheena worked at the restaurant.
- 16:23Speaker 1: So they filmed this. They knew about this. Then they
- 16:26Speaker 1: filmed this thing. And then the way it was, it
- 16:30Speaker 1: was the most genius thing. So, Real Housewives of Beverly
- 16:34Speaker 1: Hills ends, and they're at a restaurant, and then they literally, like,
- 16:37Speaker 1: go through a kitchen door and, like, end up at
- 16:40Speaker 1: the restaurant, and then you meet all the people.
- 16:42Speaker 2: The backdoor pilot of Vanderpump Rules is one of the
- 16:45Speaker 2: most beautiful things I've ever seen.
- 16:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Like, I really was just sort of, like, I haven't
- 16:51Speaker 2: watched the show still, but, like, I watched the backdoor pilot,
- 16:53Speaker 2: and I was just like, I want to watch that show.
- 16:55Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. It's like, Brandy could say it's
- 16:57Speaker 1: because of me, but it's really because of Sheena. Sheena was...
- 17:00Speaker 1: shared the honesty about it, has stuck with it. She's
- 17:03Speaker 1: gotten married, she got divorced, she's gotten married again, she
- 17:06Speaker 1: has a baby. I mean, she's been on this for
- 17:08Speaker 1: the whole time doing stuff.
- 17:10Speaker 2: Follow-up question. Yes. Just, like, as a gay man, I
- 17:14Speaker 2: have a different relationship to sort of, like, sense of
- 17:18Speaker 2: ownership over someone you're in a relationship with. And I
- 17:21Speaker 2: just wonder, like, do you think that somebody like Brandy
- 17:25Speaker 2: ends up, like, super blaming Sheena because... Eddie is the
- 17:29Speaker 2: father of my children and there's a way that I
- 17:31Speaker 2: can never stop. Like, why is it so easy to
- 17:35Speaker 2: blame this person who's a stranger to you instead of
- 17:38Speaker 2: the person who stood in front of a crowd and said,
- 17:41Speaker 2: I will love you forever.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Like, do you, that is such a good point. Like,
- 17:46Speaker 1: because women are awful. Sometimes we're kind of, we're harder
- 17:49Speaker 1: on each other. We're awful. I mean, why is it
- 17:51Speaker 1: that there, you know, in cases women will side with
- 17:54Speaker 1: a guy and even in a, in a fight or whatever,
- 17:57Speaker 1: they always side with the guy. They just, I don't know.
- 17:59Speaker 2: But I think when you have children, I imagine that
- 18:02Speaker 2: when you have children, there's a way that, like, this
- 18:04Speaker 2: person will always be part of your life.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Right.
- 18:08Speaker 2: So in many cases, people feel invested in just, like,
- 18:11Speaker 2: keeping hold of something, you know?
- 18:13Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 18:14Speaker 1: And I just think with the whole thing, why the
- 18:17Speaker 1: scan of all was so interesting is because Raquel and
- 18:21Speaker 1: Ariana were friends. They were really close. The deception goes
- 18:24Speaker 1: so much deeper than... Sheena meeting some hot actor and
- 18:28Speaker 1: him being like, yeah, my wife and I live separate
- 18:30Speaker 1: lives or whatever he said. And he was just cute
- 18:32Speaker 1: and it was just fun and she was just an
- 18:34Speaker 1: aspiring actress. That's like a totally different situation than going
- 18:40Speaker 1: after your best friend's dude. It's just completely different.
- 18:44Speaker 2: Well, like actors who have to play people in a
- 18:47Speaker 2: couple so frequently end up cheating with each other. And
- 18:49Speaker 2: do you think there is the same kind of like–
- 18:53Speaker 2: heightened erotic state for people on reality shows? Do you think?
- 18:57Speaker 1: No, I think from what I've heard from Raquel, who's
- 19:00Speaker 1: now speaking her truth, it was like they got together,
- 19:05Speaker 1: they bitched about filming when they weren't together, just like
- 19:08Speaker 1: any other coworkers. And then they were just attracted and
- 19:11Speaker 1: they both felt it and they went for it and
- 19:14Speaker 1: nobody stopped.
- 19:15Speaker 2: Time is super hot.
- 19:16Speaker 1: And it went on for seven months. Yeah. And then
- 19:19Speaker 1: she was believing what he was saying and what she
- 19:22Speaker 1: believed their life could be once he officially broke up
- 19:25Speaker 1: with her. And then the reason I'm not doing it
- 19:28Speaker 1: right now is because we are on a show and
- 19:30Speaker 1: we got to wait for the show to end. And
- 19:32Speaker 1: then there can be a little break and then we
- 19:33Speaker 1: can act like we bumped into each other. I don't
- 19:35Speaker 1: know what their plan was. Eventually we might know more.
- 19:38Speaker 1: Everyone's given their side of the story. But what's kind
- 19:40Speaker 1: of funny about watching it now is this still was
- 19:42Speaker 1: done a long time ago, but they are like a
- 19:45Speaker 1: little bit able to like, make fun of it a
- 19:48Speaker 1: little bit just right now. It's like time does heal
- 19:51Speaker 1: all wounds. And so I think that's kind of fun
- 19:54Speaker 1: to watch because they are all like very funny and entertaining.
- 19:57Speaker 2: As somebody who is not watching the show, is there
- 19:59Speaker 2: anyone who is desperately fighting for air? It just feels
- 20:02Speaker 2: like Skandoval has like so occupied the space. Are there any?
- 20:06Speaker 1: No, because what's interesting is for a few years they
- 20:09Speaker 1: tried to get different busboys and they cast people and
- 20:13Speaker 1: they'd push these other people on us, thinking we need
- 20:16Speaker 1: a 2.0 cast because these people are getting older and
- 20:19Speaker 1: they may leave. Now, as you can see in this photo,
- 20:24Speaker 1: it's only the main players. It's DJ James, Sheena, Tom Sandoval,
- 20:30Speaker 1: Tom Schwartz, Ariana, Lala, Katie, and um lisa that's it
- 20:36Speaker 1: i mean we're gonna see a couple other people but
- 20:38Speaker 1: all the other people that were like you know on
- 20:40Speaker 1: the third shift on a monday they're not coming those
- 20:44Speaker 1: waitresses are not part of this anymore how.
- 20:46Speaker 2: Do you feel about the place of combining whites and
- 20:49Speaker 2: neutrals uh amongst our young sexy people i think this
- 20:52Speaker 2: looks good i mean it like.
- 20:54Speaker 1: I'm glad they didn't do the purple like like purple
- 20:57Speaker 1: is the background cream is the middle i think this
- 20:59Speaker 1: is good and then that And then that Lisa wore
- 21:02Speaker 1: solid white pants. No, I think they all look great.
- 21:04Speaker 2: I'm a little annoyed with everyone wearing cream at all
- 21:07Speaker 2: times these days. It was like.
- 21:09Speaker 1: You know what I think it is that no one
- 21:10Speaker 1: ever thinks about?
- 21:11Speaker 2: What?
- 21:12Speaker 1: It is a real flex to say, I'm going to
- 21:15Speaker 1: wear a white pantsuit with a cream trench.
- 21:19Speaker 2: Yes.
- 21:19Speaker 1: And I'm going to go out and eat. And I'm
- 21:21Speaker 1: such a classy bitch.
- 21:22Speaker 2: Who is that person?
- 21:23Speaker 1: I'm not going to spill coffee.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Yes.
- 21:24Speaker 1: Who is that person? I'm not going to sit on
- 21:26Speaker 1: a dirty bench.
- 21:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 21:28Speaker 2: Like, it's iconic.
- 21:29Speaker 1: And it's like a rich thing, too, because I never
- 21:32Speaker 1: think of going all white or wearing all white, but
- 21:34Speaker 1: now I'm starting to think about it.
- 21:36Speaker 2: Well, also, gay guys started wearing, like, cream or tan Speedos, like,
- 21:44Speaker 2: five years ago.
- 21:45Speaker 1: Wow.
- 21:45Speaker 2: And it was kind of like, what, is he naked? And,
- 21:48Speaker 2: you know.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Well, we always copy the gays. They always
- 21:52Speaker 1: start it. So I thought it was rich ladies in
- 21:54Speaker 1: New York. Why not? It's gay guys in West Hollywood.
- 21:57Speaker 1: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 22:00Speaker 1: on the show, I.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Sit down with extraordinary people who have faced tremendous setbacks.
- 22:26Speaker 4: And yet somehow have found a way to turn them
- 22:28Speaker 4: into their greatest strengths.
- 22:30Speaker 5: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
- 22:34Speaker 5: the Emmys and I have police complaints filed against me.
- 22:37Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 22:39Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
- 22:41Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 22:44Speaker 4: you had to.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Succeed in order to feel loved? He said, I have
- 22:47Speaker 2: a work dad. I need a home dad. What happens next?
- 22:50Speaker 2: When I came in, he started crying.
- 22:52Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 22:56Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 22:59Speaker 4: happens next.
- 23:00Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all.
- 23:01Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was. Worth the work. Listen, Dara,
- 23:05Speaker 2: I'm not going to pull punches.
- 23:06Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 23:09Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 23:12Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 23:24Speaker 1: So let's talk a little bit. There were several shows
- 23:26Speaker 1: in the last two weeks. There was The Globes with
- 23:28Speaker 1: Joe Coy. There was Critics' Choice with our girl Chelsea.
- 23:31Speaker 4: Yes.
- 23:32Speaker 1: And then Anthony Anderson did the Emmys. So I will
- 23:36Speaker 1: just say I thought he did great.
- 23:38Speaker 2: Yes.
- 23:38Speaker 1: I thought it was whoever thought of Let's Do Old
- 23:41Speaker 1: sitcom songs. and celebrate that versus like hard jokes of
- 23:46Speaker 1: pointing at people in the audience was fricking brilliant.
- 23:49Speaker 2: Well, and also having so many casts from long running
- 23:52Speaker 2: shows that never won an Emmy.
- 23:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:54Speaker 2: I thought was like a beautiful thing to say, like,
- 23:56Speaker 2: it's always funny in Philadelphia. Like, good for you. You
- 24:01Speaker 2: get to be here. Like, remember how great you are. Right.
- 24:05Speaker 2: It was, I thought it was really nice and it
- 24:06Speaker 2: played to his skills because he's not, Anthony Anderson isn't
- 24:09Speaker 2: a standup, is he?
- 24:10Speaker 1: No, I don't think he was ever a stand-up. He
- 24:12Speaker 1: was just always a comedic actor.
- 24:13Speaker 2: Yeah, and so he was able to pull it off.
- 24:16Speaker 2: I did think when they brought in Natasha Lyonne and
- 24:21Speaker 2: Tracee Ellis Ross to do the thing from I Love Lucy,
- 24:25Speaker 2: it was the hardest because it's an iconic comedy moment.
- 24:28Speaker 2: You're just never going to be funnier than Lucille Ball
- 24:31Speaker 2: and what's her name? Ethel. Vivian Vance.
- 24:36Speaker 4: Yes.
- 24:36Speaker 2: But I thought like, The thing is, Tracy Ellis Ross
- 24:39Speaker 2: has those multicam skills, those sketch comedy skills of being
- 24:42Speaker 2: able to throw herself at it, and I thought it
- 24:45Speaker 2: was really fun. I also really liked that at the
- 24:48Speaker 2: Critics' Choice Awards, I like jokes. I like jokes, and,
- 24:54Speaker 2: you know, Joe Coy was in the hardest possible situation
- 24:57Speaker 2: at the Golden Globes. It's a live show in front of, like,
- 25:02Speaker 2: very famous people who are, even just as stand-ups, we
- 25:05Speaker 2: understand that sitting at tables and having food and drinks
- 25:09Speaker 2: in front of you.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Right, is not our deal.
- 25:10Speaker 2: It's the worst. It's the worst possible situation, and he
- 25:13Speaker 2: had very little time to put it all together, and
- 25:16Speaker 2: it was rough to watch.
- 25:19Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead.
- 25:20Speaker 2: I just love that Chelsea did it artfully, because I
- 25:23Speaker 2: want to see it done well.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Well, this is what I think the difference between Joe
- 25:26Speaker 1: Coy and Chelsea is.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Yes.
- 25:29Speaker 1: Chelsea has... had experience of being with celebrities for many, many,
- 25:35Speaker 1: many years. Joe Coy is really a one-man band, and
- 25:39Speaker 1: his success is him going out and doing these enormous
- 25:42Speaker 1: arenas for people.
- 25:43Speaker 2: And they're building that community.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Yeah, that people just absolutely adore him. So collaboratively, he
- 25:49Speaker 1: certainly doesn't have the experience. But he doesn't also have
- 25:51Speaker 1: the experience of being in the A-list celebrity world. And
- 25:56Speaker 1: she already did it the year before. And also, she
- 25:59Speaker 1: just was more comfortable up there or surrounded by those people.
- 26:02Speaker 1: So once you're comfortable, the audience was more comfortable. And
- 26:06Speaker 1: the audience wasn't very comfortable with him because he wasn't comfortable.
- 26:09Speaker 2: And also the idea of collaboratively. It was a situation where,
- 26:12Speaker 2: according to him, Like, they'd offered it to several people,
- 26:15Speaker 2: and he only got the job 10 days beforehand. And, like,
- 26:19Speaker 2: Chelsea is used to having writers. For decades, she has
- 26:22Speaker 2: had writers and, you know, knows how to manage them.
- 26:27Speaker 2: Hopefully better now than 10 years ago. And clearly she does.
- 26:32Speaker 2: Clearly she does. But, like, there is that thing of, like,
- 26:37Speaker 2: if the call came for a big opportunity to 10
- 26:41Speaker 2: days from now, you have worked as a writer, you
- 26:44Speaker 2: would know exactly who, like, you would call me an
- 26:47Speaker 2: Alison Faust, and, you know, you would know who to
- 26:49Speaker 2: go to as your people, and the thing is, like,
- 26:52Speaker 2: what Joe Coy does is solo work, and I think
- 26:55Speaker 2: he just didn't immediately have, like, these are the people
- 26:58Speaker 2: who are gonna write me killer jokes.
- 27:00Speaker 1: If and when I get the call, I will be
- 27:02Speaker 1: calling you, but I also will have the attitude of, like,
- 27:07Speaker 1: if I bomb... This is still going to be the
- 27:09Speaker 1: biggest moment in my career. For me. That's why you
- 27:13Speaker 1: say yes, though 10 people said no. But why someone
- 27:16Speaker 1: at a different level will turn it down. Because they're like,
- 27:19Speaker 1: this could only hurt me. First I thought, is this
- 27:22Speaker 1: hurting Joe Coy? And then I'm like, absolutely not. Because
- 27:27Speaker 1: his audience is so freaking loyal. They treat him like
- 27:30Speaker 1: a brother. And if they feel like their brother got
- 27:32Speaker 1: a little beat up this week, they're going to go
- 27:35Speaker 1: in droves to see his live show. And then if
- 27:37Speaker 1: he can be funny and humble, because he can be
- 27:41Speaker 1: very self-deprecating in his comedy. So if he can bring
- 27:44Speaker 1: this moment to the stage, it'll be fresh. It'll be
- 27:47Speaker 1: a fresh Hollywood story, like a Kathy Griffin type of
- 27:49Speaker 1: Hollywood story that people love to hear. That's where I
- 27:53Speaker 1: would go with it. I thought a better thing to
- 27:57Speaker 1: do was to just not apologize and not say anything
- 28:00Speaker 1: and kind of save it like Chris Rock did. But instead,
- 28:02Speaker 1: he went and did an interview with I think it
- 28:05Speaker 1: was with the LA times and he kind of was
- 28:06Speaker 1: like defending his, and I'm like, I would have said,
- 28:10Speaker 1: don't just don't do anything. Let people forget about it.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Come out and be like, you guys, that was a
- 28:16Speaker 1: fucking nightmare. Like, you know, whatever. And then have everyone just,
- 28:20Speaker 1: you know, join in.
- 28:21Speaker 2: It's so hard when the media's attention is on you.
- 28:27Speaker 2: Like you have had those moments when there was like
- 28:30Speaker 2: something going down and like, the media's attention is on
- 28:33Speaker 2: you and there's such an inclination to respond and being
- 28:36Speaker 2: able to be like self-possessed and just sort of say like,
- 28:39Speaker 2: I'm going to control how I respond to this.
- 28:41Speaker 1: It's really, really hard. It's much easier said than done.
- 28:44Speaker 1: And when you're living in it and it's like, that's
- 28:47Speaker 1: why you need just like a sober coach. You need
- 28:49Speaker 1: like a social media coach. You need literally someone that's
- 28:51Speaker 1: going to be like, I'm not letting you be alone
- 28:53Speaker 1: with your phone. We're going to go to Cabo. We're
- 28:56Speaker 1: going to da da da da. You're going to literally
- 28:58Speaker 1: have blinders on. We're not going to let, you know,
- 29:01Speaker 1: anybody see any of this. and think about what we're
- 29:04Speaker 1: gonna do. But it's hard because I think you still
- 29:06Speaker 1: have the yes man people that are kind of like,
- 29:08Speaker 1: oh no, it wasn't that bad. A lot of people, look,
- 29:10Speaker 1: I know there's some mean comments, but look at all
- 29:12Speaker 1: the good ones and all of that. Like I said,
- 29:14Speaker 1: he'll be more than fine, but he was never gonna
- 29:16Speaker 1: be in the Hollywood, in the acting world really ever again.
- 29:22Speaker 1: But he'll always do well as this huge, massive standup,
- 29:26Speaker 1: in my opinion. So this is only gonna help his worldwide,
- 29:28Speaker 1: domination at the arenas. But I thought it was so great.
- 29:32Speaker 2: That Anthony Anderson was just like, I'm going to do
- 29:36Speaker 2: something else.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
- 29:38Speaker 2: I'm not going to approach it in that way.
- 29:39Speaker 1: It ended up being- And he got to sing, also
- 29:42Speaker 1: something I'd like to do.
- 29:43Speaker 2: Wait, what did he sing? He got to sing a
- 29:45Speaker 2: lot of the- Oh, the theme songs, yes.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Yeah, and he wasn't even trying to be good, but
- 29:49Speaker 1: he could still kind of carry a tune.
- 29:51Speaker 2: Remembering how good the Jefferson's theme song is, it's just,
- 29:54Speaker 2: I mean, it's.
- 29:57Speaker 1: You know, he was like saying, you know, oh, I
- 29:59Speaker 1: had a crush on 2D or talking about it. And I,
- 30:03Speaker 1: you know, I always remember when I was writing with
- 30:05Speaker 1: the Wayans brothers and I was like, oh, I loved
- 30:07Speaker 1: Good Times. And they're all looking at me.
- 30:09Speaker 2: Oh, it was the Good Times theme song, sorry.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all looking at me like, you did?
- 30:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:12Speaker 1: And I remember Keaton was like, I want to know,
- 30:15Speaker 1: like growing up and watching it, like what did you think?
- 30:19Speaker 1: And I was like 27 and I just said, I
- 30:21Speaker 1: remember thinking I'm so jealous how close their friends live
- 30:25Speaker 1: to them.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:26Speaker 1: That they're next door. To me, I never, I didn't
- 30:29Speaker 1: think of it as like, oh, this is what it's
- 30:32Speaker 1: like if you don't have a lot of money and
- 30:33Speaker 1: you live in the projects. I was like, oh, this
- 30:35Speaker 1: is a different kind of family. And I think that's
- 30:38Speaker 1: what was so good about those shows is that it
- 30:40Speaker 1: exposed the world, but in a positive way.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Well, also those network shows, you just, back in the
- 30:45Speaker 2: 70s and 80s, we just watched television and we're like,
- 30:48Speaker 2: if this is on, it's relevant to us. And like
- 30:50Speaker 2: there were black shows that like as a white person,
- 30:53Speaker 2: you were just like, well, this must be relevant to me.
- 30:55Speaker 2: It's on television. I have to tell you. Yes. There
- 30:58Speaker 2: is a fifth season episode of Good Times where she
- 31:03Speaker 2: goes to the doctor and there is a light-skinned black
- 31:05Speaker 2: doctor who is very condescending to them because of their
- 31:09Speaker 2: social status. And she refers to them as you people.
- 31:14Speaker 2: And there's a moment where the mom says, and who
- 31:16Speaker 2: do you think you are? Debbie Boone? And I always
- 31:19Speaker 2: remember that joke. And the thing is, is as a
- 31:21Speaker 2: fat person, when you go to the doctor, doctors are
- 31:24Speaker 2: so frequently really condescending to you and don't listen to you.
- 31:28Speaker 2: And the number of times that I've gone back and
- 31:30Speaker 2: watched that episode of Good Times, just to sort of
- 31:34Speaker 2: like think about and realize that it was modeled for
- 31:36Speaker 2: me that there are people who will be– there are
- 31:39Speaker 2: medical service providers who will be condescending to you and
- 31:42Speaker 2: not take you seriously and you have to advocate for yourself.
- 31:45Speaker 2: You wouldn't think naturally or normally that this show for
- 31:48Speaker 2: black people about issues that were relevant to African Americans
- 31:52Speaker 2: in the 70s in the projects would be something that
- 31:56Speaker 2: was a useful tool that I carry around in my life.
- 31:58Speaker 2: But it is a useful tool that I carry around
- 32:00Speaker 2: in my life.
- 32:01Speaker 4: Okay.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Well, this is my good time. Two good time moments.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Okay.
- 32:04Speaker 1: There were a few. But one was– when she's like
- 32:09Speaker 1: fighting with her husband about something, Florence, what's her name?
- 32:14Speaker 1: And she, she goes, a woman, a woman. And she goes,
- 32:16Speaker 1: don't say it. Don't say it. And he goes, is
- 32:19Speaker 1: only meant to be in the kitchen or the bedroom.
- 32:22Speaker 1: And I remember watching that and seeing her get angry
- 32:24Speaker 1: and being like, oh my God, you know, that people
- 32:27Speaker 1: would think that. And like, and I'm like, you know, say,
- 32:30Speaker 1: I also thought it was interesting that the only, that
- 32:34Speaker 1: the girl had her own bedroom.
- 32:35Speaker 2: Yes.
- 32:36Speaker 1: But the boys had to share the couch because the
- 32:39Speaker 1: girl had to have her own bedroom, which is also
- 32:41Speaker 1: like a thing culturally that is sort of interesting.
- 32:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 32:46Speaker 1: Like, you know, that to protect her and that nobody's
- 32:49Speaker 1: getting at her and the dark side of that.
- 32:51Speaker 2: Yes.
- 32:51Speaker 1: And then the other one, of course, was Janet Jackson
- 32:56Speaker 1: playing Penny who had an abusive mother.
- 32:58Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 32:58Speaker 1: And I was like, Oh my God, and seeing like
- 33:01Speaker 1: the iron mark on her back.
- 33:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that episode so.
- 33:04Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's just like, I mean, I just don't
- 33:06Speaker 1: know that there's kids today that watch something as a
- 33:10Speaker 1: child and will remember it the way we're talking about
- 33:13Speaker 1: a show right now.
- 33:13Speaker 2: Because I think that they are, there is such effort
- 33:16Speaker 2: made to insulate them from darker things because parents don't
- 33:20Speaker 2: want to have to have these conversations.
- 33:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 33:22Speaker 2: And like when you think about the way that like
- 33:24Speaker 2: primetime network television was saying like, well, now you have
- 33:27Speaker 2: to have a talk to your kids about molestation because
- 33:32Speaker 2: Arnold went to the bike shop and yeah. We all
- 33:38Speaker 2: remember What's-Her-Name on Punky Brewster getting locked in the refrigerator.
- 33:44Speaker 2: You understand you don't play in a refrigerator.
- 33:48Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I remember I wrote a paper at SC
- 33:52Speaker 1: about how depressing, how many depressing storylines were in 70s
- 33:58Speaker 1: sitcoms versus that there were like none in the 80s.
- 34:01Speaker 1: All the 80s, like the 80 ones, they did not
- 34:04Speaker 1: have these depressing real moments. These like, you know, one
- 34:08Speaker 1: day at a time where she's crying and she's like,
- 34:10Speaker 1: all these moments of Bonnie Franklin, like being a single mom.
- 34:13Speaker 1: And we saw that in the 70s. And then the 80s,
- 34:16Speaker 1: it was more of the positive happy, which was what
- 34:19Speaker 1: was being fed to us.
- 34:21Speaker 2: It is interesting because I have gone back in the
- 34:22Speaker 2: recent past and watched a bunch of the Norman Lear
- 34:25Speaker 2: sitcoms from the 70s and they are, so good it's
- 34:28Speaker 2: like watching a good play like they're they're so smart
- 34:31Speaker 2: and so funny at the same time and then i've
- 34:33Speaker 2: gone back and watched a couple of 1980s sitcoms and
- 34:36Speaker 2: they are just like like forgettable cotton candy.
- 34:39Speaker 1: Yeah i know is norman lear still alive no.
- 34:43Speaker 2: Uh i think we just we just lost him.
- 34:45Speaker 1: Okay well let's talk about the important stuff fashion uh
- 34:49Speaker 1: aubrey plaza wore this.
- 34:51Speaker 2: Did you see somebody who made it the post-it?
- 34:54Speaker 1: Yes, for Sex and the City. So she had a
- 34:56Speaker 1: yellow dress on with this weird top of it yellow
- 35:01Speaker 1: with a big needle through it. And someone, I think
- 35:05Speaker 1: it's someone who runs a Sex and the City fashion
- 35:08Speaker 1: account on Instagram, so I apologize for not. But it
- 35:10Speaker 1: said it was the breakup post-it that Carrie got. They
- 35:13Speaker 1: just wrote it on there.
- 35:14Speaker 2: I mean, as somebody who worked at Fashion Police, there
- 35:17Speaker 2: is sort of like the trauma and joy of remembering that.
- 35:20Speaker 2: I would have had to have stayed up all night
- 35:22Speaker 2: long writing 60 jokes just about that dress.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Do you have some work to give us right now?
- 35:27Speaker 2: No, I don't. I'm sorry.
- 35:29Speaker 4: Oh, oh, oh.
- 35:30Speaker 1: And then the pregnant girl.
- 35:31Speaker 2: She said.
- 35:31Speaker 1: Suki Waterhouse.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Sorry, no. Go back. I have a joke. I have
- 35:34Speaker 2: a joke. Okay. For Aubrey's post-it dress. Her stylist said, well,
- 35:39Speaker 2: we have to figure out what you're going to wear
- 35:41Speaker 2: in the Emmys. And Aubrey said, let's put a pin
- 35:43Speaker 2: in that.
- 35:44Speaker 5: Good.
- 35:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 35:49Speaker 1: This girl is pregnant, Suki Waterhouse, and she wore a
- 35:53Speaker 1: big red gown, but basically she just had the top
- 35:57Speaker 1: part be like a bib, like a big square bib.
- 36:00Speaker 1: So we got a full back, side tit, and then
- 36:03Speaker 1: you got to see the stomach from the side.
- 36:05Speaker 2: I will say Aubrey Plaza was taking a stab, or
- 36:08Speaker 2: a poke rather, at real fashion, and I respect it.
- 36:12Speaker 2: It was big. This, I think, is dumb.
- 36:15Speaker 1: This is just, listen, I do think there's something to
- 36:18Speaker 1: be said when you just go, look, I just want
- 36:21Speaker 1: some press. I actually don't want to look good. I
- 36:25Speaker 1: just want some press.
- 36:26Speaker 2: No, there's this one singer-songwriter, Bonnie something or other, Bonnie McRae,
- 36:31Speaker 2: is that her name? She always shows up to the
- 36:32Speaker 2: Grammys wearing the most ridiculous outfit. And on Fashion Police,
- 36:36Speaker 2: we always covered her because she did that. And she's
- 36:38Speaker 2: like a very successful songwriter who has a solo career
- 36:42Speaker 2: of her own that doesn't get enough attention. And she
- 36:44Speaker 2: would just be like, I'm gonna show up wearing something
- 36:46Speaker 2: batshit and you're gonna cover me. And I respect that,
- 36:49Speaker 2: but this is of the school of I'm pregnant, but
- 36:53Speaker 2: I still have a hot body. And I think there
- 36:55Speaker 2: are smarter ways of doing it than that.
- 36:58Speaker 1: Well, as someone who was pregnant twice and wasn't famous
- 37:01Speaker 1: at the time and never milked it, I wore maternity
- 37:05Speaker 1: bathing suits. I didn't wear bikinis where my big stomach
- 37:08Speaker 1: was at. I didn't like walk around with my stomach out.
- 37:11Speaker 1: And I am jealous. And I do think if I
- 37:13Speaker 1: was ever to have the second coming pregnant again, I
- 37:17Speaker 1: would be milking it out and walking around the earth
- 37:19Speaker 1: like I'm the only person that's ever given birth, which
- 37:21Speaker 1: is what a lot of people do.
- 37:23Speaker 2: I love when somebody– I just like be a little
- 37:26Speaker 2: bit cheekier about it. Have a little bit more fun
- 37:29Speaker 2: with it. This is just kind of.
- 37:31Speaker 1: It's not cute. This is not cute.
- 37:32Speaker 2: It's not cute. I mean, the way that that skirt
- 37:35Speaker 2: just goes enormous underneath.
- 37:38Speaker 1: I'm just imagining the gapping when you sit down.
- 37:40Speaker 2: Yes.
- 37:41Speaker 1: This was Princess. She's a drag queen and she went
- 37:44Speaker 1: as a green goblin with like extreme makeup.
- 37:48Speaker 2: I think this is beautiful. Drag Race always- And Drag
- 37:51Speaker 2: Race won. Drag Race so frequently wins for makeup. And
- 37:54Speaker 2: I think show up with your skills. The wonderful thing
- 37:57Speaker 2: about drag queens is that they can turn themselves into
- 37:59Speaker 2: beautiful women.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Yes.
- 38:01Speaker 2: But also you can do anything with it. Like just
- 38:04Speaker 2: having her in the background of shots as a goblin
- 38:07Speaker 2: was thrilling to me.
- 38:08Speaker 1: And I think the best thing about RuPaul's Drag Race,
- 38:10Speaker 1: and they just sent me this great packet. So I
- 38:12Speaker 1: got a cute sweatshirt.
- 38:13Speaker 2: You judged, right? Oh, you were on Snatch Game.
- 38:15Speaker 1: I got to be on Snatch Game. I got a sweatshirt.
- 38:17Speaker 1: I got a cute t-shirt. It's on MTV now. Ross
- 38:20Speaker 1: Matthews is now a producer. So he got an Emmy.
- 38:22Speaker 1: They've won like 63 Emmys or been nominated.
- 38:24Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 38:25Speaker 1: So many wins. But I think the best thing that
- 38:28Speaker 1: it's done is made this art form this huge segment
- 38:34Speaker 1: of entertainment.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Yes.
- 38:35Speaker 1: That these drag queens and, you know, you can go
- 38:39Speaker 1: to a drag show, you can go to a drag brunch,
- 38:41Speaker 1: you can go on a drag cruise. Like, they were able,
- 38:45Speaker 1: they are able to have full-blown... entertainment careers like stand-ups do,
- 38:49Speaker 1: and they never were before. So I think that's the
- 38:52Speaker 1: best part about it.
- 38:52Speaker 2: The trouble is that we are running dry. Like, our
- 38:54Speaker 2: national supply, they do have a bunch of.
- 38:57Speaker 1: There's no up-and-comers, you mean?
- 38:59Speaker 2: I mean, now there are so many kids who, like,
- 39:01Speaker 2: Learn to do makeup on TikTok, but have never performed
- 39:04Speaker 2: in real life who go on the show. There were
- 39:07Speaker 2: these two absolutely beautiful boys who just, they were twins,
- 39:11Speaker 2: Sugar and Spice, and they can't even dance. They are
- 39:15Speaker 2: good at makeup and they are beautiful, but they can't dance.
- 39:19Speaker 1: I have a show for you.
- 39:21Speaker 2: Yes.
- 39:22Speaker 1: We bring back horrible Abby Lee Miller.
- 39:25Speaker 2: Yes.
- 39:26Speaker 1: But she's only helping- Drag moms? She's only helping drag
- 39:31Speaker 1: moms and their kids who are at least like 15.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Like they ought to be a little bit older so
- 39:36Speaker 1: they know what they're doing. But she's helping them get
- 39:38Speaker 1: their dance on.
- 39:39Speaker 2: All right. One of the problems is, one of the
- 39:40Speaker 2: problems is, is that it used to be that these
- 39:43Speaker 2: drag queens came from horrible backgrounds where their parents rejected them.
- 39:47Speaker 2: and that rage turned into art, and now they all
- 39:49Speaker 2: have moms who sew for them, and they hate it.
- 39:51Speaker 2: I think the answer is that we need.
- 39:53Speaker 1: So it's become too supportive.
- 39:54Speaker 4: Yes.
- 39:54Speaker 1: The parents are too supportive, hence the art is not
- 39:57Speaker 1: as good. I love it.
- 39:59Speaker 2: We need to start fracking our gay bars. You know
- 40:02Speaker 2: when you get to the point when there's not enough
- 40:04Speaker 2: oil left, so you have to pump water down in there?
- 40:06Speaker 2: We just flood water into gay bars, and then- The
- 40:09Speaker 2: good drag queens will come out.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Speaking of this, did you see that J-Lo showed up
- 40:13Speaker 1: at the Abbey?
- 40:14Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Wonderful.
- 40:16Speaker 1: She came with her, shoving her alcohol, Delano or whatever
- 40:20Speaker 1: it's called. I don't even know what it is, like
- 40:22Speaker 1: a sparkling thing. And she, you know, singing, you know,
- 40:25Speaker 1: I can't get enough. Have you seen the video for
- 40:27Speaker 1: Can't Get Enough?
- 40:28Speaker 5: No.
- 40:30Speaker 1: It is really weird and kind of bad. Oh, I
- 40:33Speaker 1: should watch it. And, you know, I love J-Lo's music
- 40:36Speaker 1: and I love her look. But it's about, she's kind
- 40:38Speaker 1: of mocked. The video is her having a bunch of weddings,
- 40:40Speaker 1: but a couple of dresses are weird. And then the
- 40:42Speaker 1: dancing is weird. The dancing is very weird on it.
- 40:45Speaker 1: And so she goes to the Abbey, you know, on
- 40:48Speaker 1: Emmy weekend, and she's, you know, filling drinks. Of course,
- 40:51Speaker 1: the comment was, I think at one point she took
- 40:53Speaker 1: a glass and went into the ice. Okay, so that's
- 40:55Speaker 1: a big no-no. To serve the drinks. The gays would
- 40:57Speaker 1: have drank ice in a hot second if it came
- 40:59Speaker 1: from J-Lo. They don't care. But, yeah, so I was
- 41:03Speaker 1: hoping you'd be there that day. Not that you... Troll
- 41:06Speaker 1: the bar.
- 41:07Speaker 2: Why do I go to the Abbey?
- 41:08Speaker 1: Never, but you missed that day.
- 41:10Speaker 2: The famous people always go to the Abbey. And I
- 41:12Speaker 2: just want to say there's already a picture of Liz
- 41:15Speaker 2: Taylor up at the Abbey. You're never going to win
- 41:18Speaker 2: at the Abbey. I want to see somebody go to
- 41:20Speaker 2: High Tops. I want to see somebody, you know.
- 41:23Speaker 1: Go to High Tops.
- 41:24Speaker 2: Yes. Or Rocco's with your beloved friend Lance. Right.
- 41:28Speaker 1: He owns Rocco's.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Okay.
- 41:29Speaker 1: We'll do that. This was a fluorescent green Jessica Chastain.
- 41:35Speaker 1: It looks really good. I wore this color when I
- 41:38Speaker 1: went on Watch What Happens Live.
- 41:39Speaker 2: How did it go?
- 41:40Speaker 1: Everyone said they loved it, but I have to say
- 41:42Speaker 1: I regret it. I think neon is too trendy. It
- 41:45Speaker 1: comes and it goes, and I may never be back
- 41:49Speaker 1: on that show, and I wish I would have gone
- 41:51Speaker 1: with something just more classic.
- 41:53Speaker 2: I mean, her, with the red hair, I think it's bold,
- 41:57Speaker 2: and also, you're Jessica Chastain, you get to go to
- 41:59Speaker 2: movie things.
- 42:00Speaker 1: You get to go a lot of, yeah.
- 42:01Speaker 2: Showing up to the Emmys, you can do your B-side look,
- 42:04Speaker 2: but I have to say, It's a very difficult time
- 42:06Speaker 2: for Jessica Chastain right now, okay?
- 42:08Speaker 1: Why?
- 42:08Speaker 2: Because Greta Gerwig is our greatest Sacramentan. Greta Gerwig has
- 42:13Speaker 2: staked out her territory as our greatest Sacramentan. And Jessica Chastain,
- 42:17Speaker 2: repeated Academy Award nominee, Academy Award winner, Academy Award winner,
- 42:23Speaker 2: has to be our second greatest Sacramentan. And I think,
- 42:27Speaker 2: you know, she doesn't know how to get her way
- 42:30Speaker 2: out of this. Like, she's stuck there in the number
- 42:33Speaker 2: two spot. Also, I can't believe Eyes of Tammy Faye
- 42:37Speaker 2: won an Oscar. Or whatever it was called.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Is that what she got it for?
- 42:40Speaker 2: She won it for the Tammy Faye movie, right?
- 42:42Speaker 1: I loved that movie.
- 42:43Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it was fine.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Okay, all right. Here we are with Issa Rae. Issa.
- 42:50Speaker 1: Issa Rae. And she went with just a big, not
- 42:54Speaker 1: showing off the body, But a big, and she has
- 42:57Speaker 1: a great body, big feathery thing. And I think this
- 43:00Speaker 1: is smart. She got invited to everything. Her best dress
- 43:03Speaker 1: was that orange, more like an orange, like crusted number two,
- 43:07Speaker 1: I think. The golden gloves. That was like one of
- 43:09Speaker 1: the best dresses. She showed off the body there. So
- 43:12Speaker 1: why not just be super chic and go for it?
- 43:16Speaker 2: That little taste of I'm hosting a late 70s variety show.
- 43:21Speaker 2: Like there's something very... And this is what, like, Barbra
- 43:27Speaker 2: Streisand in her late 30s would have worn. This is
- 43:30Speaker 2: what Marlo Thomas would have worn. Like, I really love it.
- 43:33Speaker 2: And it's too much, but also sensible. I, like, I, yeah.
- 43:39Speaker 1: First of all, you know, don't wear black.
- 43:43Speaker 4: Yes.
- 43:43Speaker 1: Okay? And if you're going to a bunch of events,
- 43:47Speaker 1: I think it's good to get your brain going and
- 43:50Speaker 1: be like, okay, I'm going to do three really different looks.
- 43:54Speaker 1: This was awful.
- 43:57Speaker 2: I thought she was so cute in the little performance.
- 43:59Speaker 1: This is Calista Flockhart, Ally McBeal. The performance was cute.
- 44:03Speaker 1: I just think it was ugly. And then you wanted
- 44:05Speaker 1: this dress because you loved it.
- 44:07Speaker 2: No, I didn't. Oh, you didn't love it? I'm so
- 44:09Speaker 2: tired of Hannah Lottingham. Okay, so the thing is, everybody's like,
- 44:14Speaker 2: what am I gonna wear? And I feel like just size-wise,
- 44:17Speaker 2: just capacity of the theater-wise, too many people are showing
- 44:20Speaker 2: up to award shows saying, I'm the princess.
- 44:23Speaker 4: Okay.
- 44:23Speaker 2: And she has been princessing at the Emmys so hard,
- 44:27Speaker 2: she stands up in standing ovations, everyone who gets something wins. She, like,
- 44:33Speaker 2: makes it about her a lot.
- 44:35Speaker 1: Do you think she's what the kids would call a
- 44:37Speaker 1: pick-me girl?
- 44:38Speaker 2: I mean, a little bit. Like, I think she's a
- 44:41Speaker 2: theater girl. Like, remember her acceptance speech from, it was
- 44:44Speaker 2: the Emmys of the Globes a couple of years ago,
- 44:46Speaker 2: where she was like, you know, more people should hire
- 44:49Speaker 2: West End actors. And I think she is, to her bone,
- 44:53Speaker 2: a West End actor.
- 44:55Speaker 1: More people should give girls from South of the Boulevard
- 44:59Speaker 1: in the Valley Emmys. Thanks. Because we have it rough.
- 45:05Speaker 1: I come from the south side of Ventura.
- 45:08Speaker 2: I would love for her to show up in something
- 45:11Speaker 2: at one award show and have it be big-ass fashion.
- 45:15Speaker 2: And that's what I have to say for Aubrey Plaza.
- 45:16Speaker 2: She didn't hit it out of the park this time.
- 45:18Speaker 1: But she got people talking.
- 45:20Speaker 2: Or Issa Rae showing up and being like, at this
- 45:23Speaker 2: moment in time, I am a 37-year-old Diana Ross.
- 45:27Speaker 1: Appreciate it. I love it. And then I thought this
- 45:31Speaker 1: was a really good dress. This is Keri Russell, and
- 45:33Speaker 1: she did the long cape thing, which I am going
- 45:36Speaker 1: to do when I go.
- 45:38Speaker 2: Yes.
- 45:38Speaker 1: Why not just come big and bold? You could always
- 45:41Speaker 1: switch to a different dress for the after party.
- 45:43Speaker 2: Yes.
- 45:43Speaker 1: But for sitting in your seat and possibly going up
- 45:46Speaker 1: there to get a ward, have a train, have a cape,
- 45:49Speaker 1: have a bustle.
- 45:49Speaker 5: Do it.
- 45:51Speaker 2: In everything you have to say, what is my moment?
- 45:53Speaker 2: I just worry about, are you spilling out of your seat?
- 45:57Speaker 2: As somebody who in any situation will be spilling out
- 45:59Speaker 2: of my seat just with my physical person.
- 46:01Speaker 1: You don't want a cape.
- 46:02Speaker 2: Well, the thing is, is I think if I did go,
- 46:04Speaker 2: I would wear a cape.
- 46:05Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? And, yeah, so there you go. And
- 46:11Speaker 1: then this was just a classic gorge.
- 46:13Speaker 2: Yes, I mean.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Megan Fahey. And she just wore, like, this beautiful blood red,
- 46:19Speaker 1: just strapless. She's thin. It just was, like, so pretty.
- 46:24Speaker 1: This was so classic and pretty.
- 46:26Speaker 2: It's great. She looks beautiful in it. And, like, also
- 46:28Speaker 2: was one of the people who, like, at an Emmys where.
- 46:31Speaker 2: pretty much the people you expected to win. One, she
- 46:34Speaker 2: was in one of the categories that was like, this
- 46:36Speaker 2: is competitive.
- 46:37Speaker 1: Yeah, good for her. And then I thought, this is
- 46:40Speaker 1: Donald Glover.
- 46:41Speaker 2: I mean, he's good at the job.
- 46:42Speaker 1: And I just like, you know, and he didn't wear
- 46:43Speaker 1: the classic tux. He did like a little embroidery. Anthony
- 46:47Speaker 1: Anderson also wore like flout embroideries on a tux. I
- 46:49Speaker 1: kind of like that.
- 46:50Speaker 2: Like A, you have to do so little as a
- 46:53Speaker 2: man to be doing something daring. Yeah. And also I
- 46:55Speaker 2: do think like, The black, the stylists for black men,
- 47:01Speaker 2: like the black stylists who work predominantly with black male
- 47:06Speaker 2: performers do more interesting stuff.
- 47:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 47:08Speaker 2: Like, but this is like, this is beautiful. It's such
- 47:12Speaker 2: magnificent detail work. And it's also not like. So frequently
- 47:17Speaker 2: the answer for guys now is just like, don't wear
- 47:20Speaker 2: a shirt and show off that I have a good torso.
- 47:22Speaker 2: And I like that this is not just that.
- 47:24Speaker 1: Yes. I think it's fun that they play around just
- 47:27Speaker 1: into the classic thing.
- 47:28Speaker 4: Yes.
- 47:29Speaker 1: Okay. I thought this was interesting because they got together
- 47:31Speaker 1: for the Grey's Anatomy co-stars. And just for Juicy Scoop history.
- 47:36Speaker 2: Yes.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Do you remember when Katherine Heigl pissed off Shonda Rhimes,
- 47:41Speaker 1: got kicked off the show.
- 47:44Speaker 2: Yes.
- 47:45Speaker 1: And- Who was her best friend who was gay on
- 47:49Speaker 1: the show?
- 47:50Speaker 2: Oh, yes. What was.
- 47:53Speaker 1: He wasn't there.
- 47:54Speaker 4: T.R.
- 47:54Speaker 2: Knight. T.R.
- 47:55Speaker 1: Knight. What has happened to T.R.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Knight? I mean, the thing about Grey's Anatomy being on
- 48:00Speaker 2: for so long is that there are people who were
- 48:03Speaker 2: like stars of the show, who left the show, and
- 48:07Speaker 2: then are just nowhere. I'm sure he has like a
- 48:10Speaker 2: respectable drama series that nobody watches that he's on.
- 48:13Speaker 1: So there was T.R. Knight, and T.R. Knight accused the
- 48:17Speaker 1: other actor, who's black, what is his name?
- 48:19Speaker 2: Something Washington.
- 48:21Speaker 1: That he said that he called him a derogatory term.
- 48:23Speaker 2: Yes.
- 48:24Speaker 1: And I feel like all three of them just ended
- 48:26Speaker 1: up leaving the show shortly after.
- 48:28Speaker 2: Yes.
- 48:29Speaker 5: And.
- 48:29Speaker 2: And that is always rough when somebody points out discrimination
- 48:32Speaker 2: and then they end up feeling so uncomfortable. It's very retaliatory.
- 48:36Speaker 2: It makes me very sad.
- 48:38Speaker 1: When someone points it out?
- 48:39Speaker 2: When somebody, like, when somebody... Says this person did something
- 48:43Speaker 2: wrong to me and then they are the person who
- 48:45Speaker 2: ends up losing their job.
- 48:46Speaker 1: Right. And then– well, then she went on the red carpet,
- 48:51Speaker 1: Katherine Heigl, and at one point dissed the writers. Also
- 48:54Speaker 1: something not good to do, which is basically Shonda Rhimes.
- 48:57Speaker 1: So then she went on to do– she thought she
- 48:59Speaker 1: was going to be a movie star forever. She had
- 49:01Speaker 1: all those what I like to call dry bar movies.
- 49:03Speaker 2: Yes.
- 49:03Speaker 1: When you get your hair blown out, they play them
- 49:05Speaker 1: over and over, which is like– 27 Bridesmaids.
- 49:10Speaker 2: 27 Dresses.
- 49:10Speaker 1: Dresses, yeah, all that, all those crappy movies, and he said,
- 49:14Speaker 1: she said it.
- 49:14Speaker 2: I went to all of them in the theater.
- 49:16Speaker 1: Oh my God, me too, and it was just always like,
- 49:18Speaker 1: with all that music, that play. that dorky music of like,
- 49:22Speaker 1: like whoever's doing the sound editing of those stupid 2000
- 49:25Speaker 1: movies as they're like trying to get ready for a date.
- 49:27Speaker 2: It would be wrong to say she single-handedly suffocated the
- 49:30Speaker 2: romantic comedy, but maybe she did. But I loved the
- 49:37Speaker 2: humility of coming out and saying, I am willing to
- 49:41Speaker 2: be here with my Grey's Anatomy crew. I am happy
- 49:45Speaker 2: and ready to work. And I am still six inches
- 49:47Speaker 2: taller than Ellen Pompeo. Yes.
- 49:51Speaker 1: But yeah, I remember we were on the roundtable and
- 49:54Speaker 1: I said something. I'm like, she suffers from. Katherine Heigl syndrome,
- 49:58Speaker 1: which is where you believe the hype of your gay
- 50:00Speaker 1: best friend too much.
- 50:02Speaker 2: Yes.
- 50:02Speaker 1: And I'm like, I blame T.R. Knight for her becoming
- 50:07Speaker 1: quite pompous as the Grey's Anatomy girl.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Yes.
- 50:10Speaker 1: But then you also have a team of people that
- 50:12Speaker 1: are like, we're going to get you movies and this
- 50:14Speaker 1: and that. And would you rather do a movie about
- 50:17Speaker 1: bridesmaids' dresses or learn 17 pages of medical terms overnight?
- 50:23Speaker 2: And she was in, like, she was in the, like, um...
- 50:27Speaker 2: what was the pregnancy one called? Not 40-Year-Old Virgin.
- 50:31Speaker 1: Right.
- 50:32Speaker 2: But she was in a huge romantic comedy.
- 50:34Speaker 1: Judd Apatow, that one was cute.
- 50:36Speaker 2: She was in a huge romantic comedy. Everything was on
- 50:39Speaker 2: her side. I think it made sense. And I think
- 50:42Speaker 2: it is unfair to, I don't know, I think we're
- 50:45Speaker 2: inclined to say a woman was experiencing hubris because she
- 50:48Speaker 2: believed in herself.
- 50:50Speaker 1: You're right.
- 50:51Speaker 2: You know? Yes.
- 50:52Speaker 1: You are totally right. Again, we don't say that about
- 50:55Speaker 1: a guy. So true. Um, this Vogue did this photo
- 51:00Speaker 1: and it is a happy birthday, Kate Moss. And I
- 51:03Speaker 1: saw it and I was like, this is not a
- 51:04Speaker 1: flattering naked photo of her. And it was from whenever
- 51:08Speaker 1: 10 years ago, who knows when. And the comments are like,
- 51:13Speaker 1: you did her wrong. Like also, I think whenever this
- 51:16Speaker 1: photo was taken, um, Having kind of a flat ass
- 51:18Speaker 1: was still acceptable. And so I think people are not
- 51:21Speaker 1: used to seeing like a real body. It's like her
- 51:24Speaker 1: naked body twisted and turned. But again, I wouldn't be
- 51:28Speaker 1: thrilled if that was what Vogue posted to say happy
- 51:31Speaker 1: birthday to me. I would be like, really?
- 51:33Speaker 2: Could you ask me first? I, as a fat, get
- 51:38Speaker 2: kind of annoyed with people. who made a living off
- 51:42Speaker 2: of having a perfect body or being extremely skinny. Okay.
- 51:45Speaker 2: Turning 47 and then saying like, let's all have real bodies. Hey,
- 51:51Speaker 2: accept yourself. And like, you're right. And this, like, I
- 51:56Speaker 2: think it's a really beautiful photo. I think it is like, um,
- 51:59Speaker 2: an homage to like, um, like Rubens and, and those
- 52:05Speaker 2: sort of like, um, you know, the statues of the arts, like, uh,
- 52:10Speaker 2: I think Bruegel. But like, you know, the sort of
- 52:12Speaker 2: like 17th century sort of like voluptuous courtesan sort of
- 52:16Speaker 2: buttocks kind of thing. And I think it looks really good.
- 52:20Speaker 2: But I am like.
- 52:23Speaker 1: I think the bigger thing is, yes, Vogue magazine obviously
- 52:26Speaker 1: owns the photo. She did a photo shoot with them.
- 52:28Speaker 1: They said happy birthday. Maybe she approved it. We may
- 52:32Speaker 1: not know the backstory, but I would hope. That if
- 52:35Speaker 1: you were going to do something like that, that wasn't
- 52:38Speaker 1: just like you and like, you know, modeling from 1975
- 52:40Speaker 1: and you're, you know, wearing like a Ralph Lauren blazer
- 52:43Speaker 1: or whatever. If it was anything more risque than that,
- 52:46Speaker 1: I think you should ask the person. Even though you've
- 52:49Speaker 1: signed off, you don't own the photos anymore. I just
- 52:52Speaker 1: think that would be the classy thing for Vogue to
- 52:53Speaker 1: do and be like, hey, you down with this photo?
- 52:55Speaker 1: We wanted to give you a happy birthday.
- 52:56Speaker 2: I mean, like that's. That's a really, really good point.
- 53:00Speaker 2: I think there is sort of an assumption that models
- 53:03Speaker 2: understand that their bodies are out there. And I don't
- 53:06Speaker 2: know how protective of them we can be when it
- 53:08Speaker 2: is something they have chosen to commodify about themselves. I
- 53:12Speaker 2: just have an issue. When you get in the door
- 53:15Speaker 2: by being hotter than me, and then once you're in
- 53:18Speaker 2: the door, you say, hey, why can't we all go
- 53:21Speaker 2: to seed? I'm like, calm down. I agree. I agree.
- 53:27Speaker 1: Let's talk about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Have
- 53:29Speaker 1: you watched it at all?
- 53:30Speaker 2: Okay, I have only seen the cultural impact of I
- 53:33Speaker 2: have the receipts, I have the websites. What is it?
- 53:36Speaker 1: Well, the stuff I want to talk to you about
- 53:37Speaker 1: today is just the juicy thing that came out on
- 53:40Speaker 1: last night's episode.
- 53:41Speaker 4: Okay.
- 53:41Speaker 1: Which is, okay, so Monica, this one at the bottom, she,
- 53:45Speaker 1: you know, was, she has quite a shady past. She
- 53:49Speaker 1: had an affair with her husband's sister's husband. Wonderful. So
- 53:55Speaker 1: her brother-in-law For 18 months. Then got divorced. And she
- 54:00Speaker 1: had a marriage before that. So she's been divorced twice, cheated, whatever.
- 54:06Speaker 1: Then she's got this mother. And the mother was featured
- 54:10Speaker 1: on the show. And they fight horribly to each other. Like, say,
- 54:14Speaker 1: F you and all this other, like, horrible to each
- 54:16Speaker 1: other on the show. And a lot of people are like,
- 54:19Speaker 1: and myself included, this feels very like they're acting. We
- 54:22Speaker 1: now know. That she set out to get on the show.
- 54:25Speaker 1: She made friends with Jen Shaw. She worked with Jen Shaw.
- 54:28Speaker 2: Oh, wait, I did see that. Yes.
- 54:29Speaker 1: So she set out to get on the show. She
- 54:32Speaker 1: started a fake account called Reality Von Teese where she
- 54:36Speaker 1: would share all the stuff. Now, there's another site that
- 54:43Speaker 1: covers all this stuff. It's called All About the Real Housewives.
- 54:46Speaker 1: And they just came out with an article saying, according
- 54:49Speaker 1: to them and allegedly... that on the reality volunteers, which
- 54:53Speaker 1: she ran a couple with a couple other people, they
- 54:55Speaker 1: released these videos of Jen Shaw treating her staff horribly,
- 54:58Speaker 1: screaming at them. And people were like, how did they
- 55:01Speaker 1: ever get those videos? Well, according to this, when she
- 55:04Speaker 1: went and befriended Jen Shaw and was working with her,
- 55:07Speaker 1: she said, you should have surveillance cameras here. And she
- 55:10Speaker 1: set it up, but the cameras went to her phone.
- 55:14Speaker 1: And that is why she had all those things to
- 55:16Speaker 1: then expose Jen. Because I remember corresponding with reality volunteers
- 55:21Speaker 1: because she was exposing how awful Jen Shah was to
- 55:23Speaker 1: her fashion designer and her staff and everything with these
- 55:27Speaker 1: videos that she was putting out there. She then hides
- 55:30Speaker 1: that identity, gets on the show, has her mother come
- 55:33Speaker 1: on the show with her. And last night. She really
- 55:37Speaker 1: reveals how awful the mother is. And the mother is awful.
- 55:41Speaker 1: She's awful, but the mother is what made her awful too.
- 55:43Speaker 1: The mother is one of those mothers who's totally narcissistic
- 55:46Speaker 1: and really jealous of her daughter.
- 55:48Speaker 2: So you think she's really a monster and not performing monster?
- 55:51Speaker 1: I think she's both.
- 55:53Speaker 4: Okay.
- 55:53Speaker 1: I think she is a monster. I think you could
- 55:56Speaker 1: also feel sorry for her because she does have a
- 55:58Speaker 1: horrible mother and she did have some bad things happen
- 56:00Speaker 1: to her. But the calculating and being fake to people's faces,
- 56:05Speaker 1: I will never forgive reality show or not. This isn't traitors.
- 56:08Speaker 1: This was a reality show. You're supposed to look at
- 56:10Speaker 1: that when you're acting like, when you're being their friend,
- 56:13Speaker 1: you're supposed to be their friend.
- 56:14Speaker 2: So just to clarify, so she went and was like,
- 56:17Speaker 2: you should get these cameras. Yes. And she was like.
- 56:19Speaker 1: According to this story.
- 56:20Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, where do I do that?
- 56:22Speaker 2: She was like, I'll set it all up. I mean,
- 56:25Speaker 2: that's genius. And it makes me wonder about, like, The
- 56:30Speaker 2: legality of it, because this person was agreeing to do
- 56:32Speaker 2: this with her.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Well, it's like, listen, anybody that's trying to be an
- 56:38Speaker 1: assistant to an entertainer in 2024, good fucking luck. Because
- 56:42Speaker 1: I literally am terrified.
- 56:43Speaker 2: So she was her assistant?
- 56:44Speaker 1: She was kind of one of her glorified assistants.
- 56:46Speaker 2: Do you think finding out that this woman created Reality
- 56:49Speaker 2: of Antis so that she could get herself on Real
- 56:52Speaker 2: Housewives of Salt Lake City is going to help people
- 56:54Speaker 2: figure out that you are Dorit doing a character?
- 56:57Speaker 1: No.
- 56:58Speaker 2: That your entire career was just Dorit establishing herself, like
- 57:03Speaker 2: talking about gossip and that sort of thing so she
- 57:05Speaker 2: could play herself up and then make it onto Real
- 57:07Speaker 2: Housewives of Beverly Hills.
- 57:09Speaker 1: You think that is what Dorit is doing?
- 57:11Speaker 2: I think that's who you've been for the past 30
- 57:14Speaker 2: years of your career was just Dorit Kemsley in a wig.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever anybody would say, would you be on the Housewives?
- 57:21Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I'm too on the inside. You would
- 57:24Speaker 1: never hire someone that's like, So if they knew who
- 57:28Speaker 1: she was– what I don't like about anonymous stuff, which
- 57:30Speaker 1: I've said, is that by hiding behind anonymous things– and listen,
- 57:35Speaker 1: I follow a lot of these anonymous influencers in this
- 57:39Speaker 1: world and they do really good work. But you do
- 57:42Speaker 1: have– you're not really putting yourself out there because you
- 57:45Speaker 1: could be this anonymous person who's putting out all this
- 57:48Speaker 1: crazy info about a Dorit. And then go to an
- 57:55Speaker 1: event as a completely different person and make friends with
- 57:59Speaker 1: Dorit and maybe go to her home and maybe see
- 58:01Speaker 1: PK and then go back and be typing away. That's
- 58:04Speaker 1: why it's scary.
- 58:05Speaker 2: This woman needs to be working for the CIA. I
- 58:07Speaker 2: think she's brilliant. She should possibly be running our country.
- 58:12Speaker 2: I am, it's so impressive. Okay, you say that now,
- 58:16Speaker 2: but I think if season one or two of Beverly Hills,
- 58:21Speaker 2: they had come to you and said, Do you want
- 58:23Speaker 2: to do this? I think there was a point when.
- 58:25Speaker 1: Like the paths diverged where.
- 58:27Speaker 2: It was like you could have because like you were,
- 58:30Speaker 2: you had so much.
- 58:31Speaker 1: I was just never wealthy enough. But now they don't care.
- 58:33Speaker 1: This girl doesn't have any money either. Now they don't
- 58:34Speaker 1: care because the wealthy people are too smart to do it.
- 58:36Speaker 1: So they need the poor people.
- 58:38Speaker 2: I mean, like, let's be fair to Alex McCord. It's
- 58:41Speaker 2: never mattered that much.
- 58:44Speaker 1: OK, so then she says in the thing about her mother,
- 58:48Speaker 1: you know, because she said one of the sad stories
- 58:50Speaker 1: she said on the show was when my mom when
- 58:52Speaker 1: I was 12, my mom dropped me off at this
- 58:54Speaker 1: this family. I didn't even know who they were. They
- 58:56Speaker 1: weren't even relatives to watch me for like a year
- 58:59Speaker 1: while she went to New York for work. And I
- 59:02Speaker 1: was like, what is the work? Was it to be
- 59:04Speaker 1: a rockette? Was it to go after a rich guy?
- 59:06Speaker 1: I don't think it was, you know, selling IBM computers.
- 59:08Speaker 1: What the fuck was the work? so now today yesterday
- 59:11Speaker 1: she revealed to Andy yes it was to pursue a
- 59:15Speaker 1: you know work in television actress whatever said television and
- 59:19Speaker 1: so then she's like and when I went to my
- 59:21Speaker 1: mom's house after I did my final interview and I
- 59:23Speaker 1: think I bombed I didn't think I was going to
- 59:25Speaker 1: get it I laid on her couch I was crying
- 59:27Speaker 1: and she goes let's say a prayer And she's like,
- 59:30Speaker 1: this is what the mom says to her. Let's say
- 59:32Speaker 1: a prayer. And she goes, the prayer was, if Monica
- 59:36Speaker 1: doesn't get it, won't they give it to me? Will
- 59:39Speaker 1: they give it to me? And so now they're not
- 59:42Speaker 1: talking because the mom wasn't happy with her performance and
- 59:46Speaker 1: wasn't happy with. And there's video of this girl, Monica.
- 59:51Speaker 2: Yes.
- 59:52Speaker 1: Filmed a lot of her mom being horrible to her.
- 59:55Speaker 1: And then she would send it to Tanisha, who is
- 59:58Speaker 1: a hairdresser for Heather Gay, who is also one of
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: the people that have access to the Reality Von Teese Instagram.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: And she was not big on picking up the phone.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: She was big on doing audio messages and sending videos
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: and everything. That girl now has released it all. And
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: one of the videos she shows is the mom scolding
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: her for her performance in at this girl Angie's Easter party.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: And she was like, you were awful. You were screaming.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: And she's like, mom, you need to protect me. You know,
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: why are you getting mad at me? And she's like,
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: she goes, the producer said I did great. Monica says
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: to the mom, the producer said I did great. And
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: she goes, I don't care what the producer says. This
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: is not the goal of this. You're an actress. And
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: if you're going to continue on, you can't be a
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: complete asshole is what the mom was saying. The mom
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: was kind of giving her good advice. She was kind
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: of like, peel it back a little so that these
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: women like you and you continue to stay. The mom
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: knew what, the mom was a better acting coach. than
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: the producer.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: A 45-year-old woman getting dance-mommed makes me thrilled. I do think.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: I don't think she's 45. If she listens to this,
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: I'll probably think she's most angry about it.
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: The thing is, as a fan of Survivor, watching how
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: the show has evolved over the years is fascinating. Watching
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: how housewife shows evolved with things like Jill Zarin figuring
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: out that you could call a gossip columnist and get
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: something Like, watching the shows gently turn into traitors is
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: like three-dimensional.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: It really kind of is, and I think we don't,
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: I don't know. It made the season good, so it's like,
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: this is, it is what it is. I'm not going
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: to say what I want, who I, I never want
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: to say, like, this person should come back or not
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: come back or whatever. I think it would be pretty
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: inauthentic if she came back and they had to act
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: like they could be her friend.
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: But you want that, like, you do want that core
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: of authenticity. The fact that, like, Ramona was so old
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: school that you always knew that at the end of
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: the day, even if she was mad at Sonia, she
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: liked being friends with, like, just you want to have
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: those friendships that feel real.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: Those friendships are deep. It's like they can be jealous
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: of each other and they can be like, you're annoying.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: But like, yeah, they're, you know, somebody gets sick in
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: the family, someone dies, they're going to be there, like,
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: you know.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: Do you think that Dorit feels lost since Kyle became
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: a lesbian?
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: What I want to just finish this. Then we're going
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: to get into Beverly Hills. We're getting into Beverly Hills.
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: So anyway, that was revealed. The mom is a piece
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: of shit also.
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: So then this is also a piece of shit, mom.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: This is Blac Chyna's mom. Blac Chyna's ex-boyfriend said that
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: the mom was sending him DMs saying, Blac Chyna, my daughter,
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: is jealous of my natural better body than Blac Chyna
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: and was sending him like sexy DMs.
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: Things. Wonderful.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: So I just thought there was a real connection between
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Monica and her mom.
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: And then there's a version of it here. And I
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: just think, my God, these women are not going to
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: have a good Mother's Day this year.
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: I mean, it's really hard. You want people to be
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: able to support their children. Like, do you think if
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: your daughter ended up on a reality show, you would
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: be able to have a healthy sense of distance or
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: would you try to put yourself into it as much
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: as possible?
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: Well, I would just be in it when she wants
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: me to be in it. You know, like I say
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: that too when people are like, will you be part
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: of my reality show? I'm like, throw me around in
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: the room. I will come to your party.
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: I don't think I want to like sign up for
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: a real thing, but you know, you never know. But anyway,
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: I want to just say one more thing. The photo
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: that's not featured here is Mary. Mary is a cult
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: leader that married her step grandfather and had a child
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: with him. And she was in the first part of
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: the season in which she just told everybody straight to
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: their face, like, I hate you. You're awful. I don't
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: want to be here. Don't sit next to me. Get
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: away from me, little girl. She was like always awful
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: to everybody. So then we now know they just stopped
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: inviting her to shit.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: So she comes in and now she's like, they're like,
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: who do you like, Mary? And she's like, I like
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: Monica because she's pretty. I don't like you, Heather. And
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: Heather's like, well, you said I look like I was inbred.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: And she goes, well, you do. But you said a
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: mean thing about my house. And he's like, wait, what
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: she said about your decorated house is worse than what
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: you said saying that she was inbred? She's like, yes,
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: I do think it's worse. And I'm like, I'm like
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: the fact that everybody's sitting on this couch. Nobody is
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: like you ran a cult and you live in a
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: house with millions and millions of dollars of goods that
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: you got from your poor, dumb people that you convinced
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: that you were the second coming of Jesus Christ who
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: gave you money, who you then bought designer crap with.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: And now you're sitting here. Like, I just am like,
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: I don't, I mean, she is weird. She's entertaining. But, like,
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: the fact that no one brings up the fact that
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: she's running a corrupt church for her own gain is
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: so weird that no one will say that on stage.
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: I mean, like, but I do kind of also understand
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: not wanting to go after those things that are at
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: the core of someone. Like, if you do have any
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: regard for someone, understanding, like, like, there are just aspects
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: of people that are so fundamental to them that you're like, oh,
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: I'm not going there. You know, it's like if I
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: were friends with the president of France, like it would
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: be totally crazy. Even if I got in a fight
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: with him, I wouldn't bring up the fact that his
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: wife molested him when he was in high school.
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: The fact that we don't talk more about that the
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: current president of France is married to his teacher who
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: was his drama teacher, right?
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: It was a drama teacher. He was 15. She was 40.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: She was married with kids.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: They fully had an affair.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: Have they seen May, December? Have they seen May, December
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: is my question.
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: For people that don't know, they fully, and people get mad. Yes,
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: it wasn't an affair because he wasn't, he was, I've
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: said this before, an affair. It's not an affair. She
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: molested him.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:06:02Speaker 4: Great.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: They, he went off to college.
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: And she since has talked a little bit about, and
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: she got divorced and she was definitely thought he would
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: find young girls in college and never, but after college,
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: he came back to her.
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: And now he's like 45 and she's like 67 or something. But,
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: I mean, seems to have worked out for you.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: She's the first lady of France. He became the president
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: of France when he was crazy young.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: I just don't get it. It's crazy that people don't
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: freak out more about it. It's insane. How are the
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: French people walking around not... Do they not have debates?
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: Do you imagine if Donald Trump was debating him and
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: didn't bring up the fact that his wife.
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: But also.
- 1:06:47Speaker 5: I think.
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: I don't know what their age of consent is, but
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: I think they have a cultural idea that a man
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: who is a teenager... has like full sexual agency, which
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: I don't agree with.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: But still it was a teacher situation. And she was married,
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: so it was like a triple strike.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: Have you seen May, December yet?
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: Okay, like I just hope they watch May, December and
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: then they have a moment like Charlie Melton and Julianne
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: Moore where he gets to say like, maybe I wasn't
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: in control of myself.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: That's what he's like. And then she's like, you were,
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: say it, you were. Who was in control? Who was
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: in control?
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Who hit on me?
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: You saw that that was from actual footage of Mary
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: Kay Letourneau.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: Yes, when she was like, I remember that because I
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: was obsessed with that story, Mary Kay Letourneau. And she
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: was like, he was the aggressor. When he slept over
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: as my son's friend in the sixth grade and I
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: went down to get an ice water and he was
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: sleeping on the couch, he was the aggressor is what
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: she says.
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: Amazing. Amazing. But he's around, she's dead now, Mary Kay.
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: And he's like hurt by this, okay, so there are
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: people who are like, should they have made this movie
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: considering that there is a victim out there and you're
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: sort of like re-traumatizing this person? Right. Or like what everyone,
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: what the screenwriter has said is like, it's like inspired
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: by this thing that was in our culture. It's not
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: about this particular situation. Do you think it is wrong
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: for them to do this and not consult him or
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: talk to him at all? Or do you think... it's
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: fair game.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Well, I guess it, if you consult him, then you
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: kind of got to take his two cents and give
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: him money. So I can see why they didn't, but
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: it is, it is kind of shitty. But at the
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: same time, I think he's, I don't know. He's made
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: money off of it. What would you do?
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: I think the most important part of the movie, May, December,
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: are there are two B shots of the pool being
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: shitty and then the pool being refinished. Just to remind you,
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: that she got 10 to 20 grand off of letting
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: Natalie Portman come and job shadow her. And that's like- Right, I.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: Wrote you about that. I was like, how are they
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: rich and living on this island? And I thought that
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: was kind of interesting that they like had waterfront property.
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: And I was like, because the real couple, when I was,
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: I remember I was doing a show at Bellevue Comedy
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: Club in Washington State near Seattle. And then later in
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: the week, he was going to be a DJ and
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: it was hot for teacher night. And she was going
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: to come And the poster was her in a schoolgirl
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: outfit and him. So they were like hustling this still
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: like 10 years ago.
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: Yes, the notion of this trauma that is still something
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: that you profit from is just so creepy and weird.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: What else are you going.
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: To do, though?
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: What else are you going to do? Okay, so you
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: were talking a little bit about Beverly Hills and you
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: wanted to ask me about Kyle and Morgan.
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: Yes. Like, I personally think that the real victim here, yes, is...
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: Kyle's marriage breaking up does affect her children, but I
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: think Dorit no longer having best Jewish couple friends is
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: really hard, and I think it hurts her place on
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: the show.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: Well, recently, Kyle did an Amazon Live.
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: Which is, she's supposed to be selling products, but basically
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: she just spills tea. I don't really understand how it works. Anyways,
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: of course somebody asked, and she said, well, Dorit said that,
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: you know, we went on all these trips together.
- 1:10:15Speaker 4: We....
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: Went on one trip as a foursome like three years ago,
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: and all the other trips that she mentioned and showed
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: photos of were from cast trips. So she kind of
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: was being a little mean to Dorit. She's like, I
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: love Dorit, but come on. She's pushing down that Dorit
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: is feeling like we're no longer close, and we really
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: were close even when the cameras weren't around. And she's like,
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: were we that close? I have gone back and forth
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: on her and Morgan's relationship. And it is literally like this.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: I'm like, it's real, it's not real. It's for PR,
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: it's to promote the thing. Maybe they fingered once, but
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: they aren't anymore. Now, I take it back. I do
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: think they're a couple.
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: I think it lines up with all of the goofy,
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: like the core goofinesses of Kyle's identity. Kyle crying because
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: people didn't like the hat store. And did you see
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: the Instagram of, Rihanna liked her hat store in Aspen.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: Like I was, I was so happy for Kyle, but
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: like this and look, we've, we've all known some late
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: in life lesbians in our lives. And I do think
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: it is.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: Some that were waiting to come out.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: But I think for her, like, I think that this
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: was like potential bisexuality that was always there. And I
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: think just men take women for granted, especially over 35
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: or 40. And like, Having somebody who really appreciates you
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: and really takes care of you is very appealing in
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: its way. I just, look, Dorit is my favorite Beverly
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: Hills housewife, but.
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: She is built- Thank you, Guy. So many people have
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: seemed to have lost interest in what I'm really truly about.
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: I think she is running on fumes right now. Her
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: identity for two to three seasons has been, I'm Kyle's
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: best friend, and now Kyle doesn't want her to be
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: her best friend. And there was a moment in this
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: season when it seemed like Crystal Kung Minkoff was going
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: to attempt to dislodge her jaw and eat Kyle and
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: eat Dorit. And I was like, wonderful. Let there be
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: a little fight before there is the big fight between
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: the people.
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: Are we scared that this could be Dorit's last run?
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: I'm really, really worried about it.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: I am too. For the first time, even though they
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: had a good therapy session where they're talking about how
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: he's like, you're not the happy, you know, you were
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: so excited, which I was like, Yeah, they do a
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: therapy session. He's like, she was so enthusiastic and everything
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: in the beginning. Well, 10 years ago, he was this
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: older rich guy and she was this young girl that
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: didn't have an English accent and had a different face.
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: And he let her spend and spend and spend. And
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: now she's not impressed with a pretty woman evening. She's not.
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: And it's like, well, that's what happens. Guys get a
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: young girl. And they're so excited that the guy bought
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: them a pair of shoes that they're going to prance
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: around in them and tell all their friends. And their
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: 50-year-old first wife wasn't that excited about any gift the
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: guy got them. But then that young girl eventually becomes
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: just like wife one and is no longer impressed with you.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: And that's all it is.
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: Kyle can get away with a season of just doing
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: light comedy in family scenes. There's nobody else who can
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: get away with a full season of just doing light
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: comedy in family scenes. And I really hope that Dorit
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: gets another season. And I don't think she will. But
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: if Dorit attempted to take down Crystal or the new girl.
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: What's the new girl's name?
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: Anne-Marie.
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: Anne-Marie. If she really attempted to Lucy Lucy Apple Juice
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: one of them. Yeah.
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: Like.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: I would be thrilled by that. I think that that
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: would be good television. I think if she could properly
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: stay out of the sights of Garcelle or Sutton, she
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: could be really fun B-stories on a lot of shows.
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: So do you think Kyle and Morgan Wade are going
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: to be the reality version of Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor,
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: the May-December lesbian relationship that's been going on for at
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: least 10 years?
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: Not at all. I respect... Sarah Paulson and her relationships
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: so much they are the fucking classiest Holland Taylor of
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: course Cherry Jones yes and looking at Sarah Paulson I
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: don't know when you look at Kyle being around Morgan
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: Wade I am just like she's I think truly enraptured.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you love my first of all I
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: hate her so much I don't I actually like the
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: song that she played at the memorial though that song
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: had nothing to do with your friend dying But I,
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: you know, I also think girls do steal style from
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: their girlfriends and boyfriends.
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: How many times has, you know, look at Kourtney Kardashian
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: becoming a punker. Like it happens at every age. You know,
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: it could totally happen. So I do think.
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: But also lesbian couple merging is it's stronger. Like it
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: is like losing sense of boundaries.
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: Because it's a double. It's your girlfriend, your best friend,
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: who's now you're sharing clothes with and style, but you're
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: also in love with them. So it's like a double
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: emerging of a thing. And so I do think she's
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: just enjoying that style. She's sober like Morgan. She's fit
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: like Morgan. Now she's getting into Morgan's music. She's doing
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: her documentary. She's done with, she's like had an awakening.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: And I do think, but this is what I was thinking.
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: I think once she breaks up with Morgan, if they
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: don't end up their days together, I don't think she'll
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: have another lesbian relationship. I think she'll go back to
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: being with either Mauricio or another guy.
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: She'll go back to Mauricio.
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: Okay. I think the thing is, is like, this is
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: not a situation. This is not a situation where like
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: a high functioning service lesbian came, like a service top
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: lesbian who is like, I'm going to be in control,
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: but for you. Came to where Kyle was. She made
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: Kyle pick up everything and move everything. And, like, Kyle
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: doesn't want to be sober. Kyle doesn't, you know, she
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: wants to be a little bit fit. But, like, I
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: really do think that this is something she'll do for
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: an exquisite 18 months. And then I think she will
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: find out about Morgan having strayed a little bit in
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: some way. And then, like, it'll be a journey out
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: of that and then a journey back to Mauricio.
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: Because.
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: Or Morgan.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: We'll just kind of go out of her. Just like,
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: you know, like I'm kind of over this and I
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: got what I needed out of it. I don't know.
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: Right now they're very close. They spent her birthday together
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: in Mexico. They're walking around in similar outfits.
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: Okay. The other way I think this could go is
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: Kyle gets brought into, and one of the things that's
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: hard about this is like becoming a lesbian involves merging
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: into this, like potentially this larger world of female friendship
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: that isn't any of these ladies that we love. But
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: I think if she goes to some lesbian parties and
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: then one of Morgan's friends or one of Morgan's ex-girlfriends
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: makes a play at her, that is the only step
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: up the ladder of lesbianism I think that she makes.
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: Would be if, let's be honest, a higher ranking, more
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: powerful lesbian, like if one of Jodie Foster's exes was
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: at a party and was like, hey Kyle, I really
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: love you on the show. I think that that could happen.
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: But I don't think that's ever going to happen because
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: a real power lesbian... is not going to be interested
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: in a Kyle type, do you think?
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: I think, like, they, like, for some of them, the
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: notion of having a status wife, the notion of being
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: a husband, like, I think that there are LA power
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: lesbians who would like the appeal of being a Mauricio
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: or a PK on this show. You know, like, I
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: show up, I make her happy, and then I go off,
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: and that's my place in this world.
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: Okay, but also, no, before we move on, do you
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: think Sutton overplayed her hand this season?
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: No. What do you mean overplayed her hand?
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: Just being her.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Acting like the PTSD thing?
- 1:18:29Speaker 2: Making everything about her and being so aggressive and kind
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: of putting herself into a situation where even Garcelle wasn't
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: excited about defending her.
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I just think there's seasons where there
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: just isn't that much going on with you.
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:18:44Speaker 5: And.
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: You know, and you are like, uh, I, and I
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: don't think she's over the, whatever happened that night. I
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: think that she is freaked out about it and she
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: is going to use it for sympathy and he's over it.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: He's tired of it. Um, about the robbery because he's like, well,
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: you know, you weren't hurt.
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: I'm talking about Sutton.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: Oh, Sutton.
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: I thought I said to read. Um, Sutton with, oh
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: my God, let's just talk about the bad acting at
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: the casting of her dates. They're all former actors. I
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: feel like I'm watching Million Dollar Listing, which I'm going
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: to get to right here. Million Dollar, not listing, Million
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: Dollar Matchmaker. This is Patty.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: The amazing Patty Stanger.
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: This is Patty now. And I've been friends with her
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: for a long time. And I know since... Now Netflix
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: just bought the show and I couldn't believe it. So
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: I went back and was watching it from 2011. And
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: I just want to say her work on her face
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: is so good to think that in this day and age,
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: you could be cuter and hotter at 60 than you
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: were at like 43 is why it's great to be
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: born today.
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: Do you know her well enough to find out the
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: name of the doctors?
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure she would tell me. She told me
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: she got her teeth done. So that's a big, big difference.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: She always had full lips, but I think she had
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: her full. This is what I think. I think she just,
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: I think she had her nose done. And I think
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: she got jaw filler and cheekbones because I'm watching the
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: show and she didn't have that. So what? And then
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: she lost weight and she looks amazing. Looks fucking amazing
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: because this was her.
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: And she, where are these two people? So she had
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: these two for million dollar matchmaking. For those that don't know,
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: it was one of the first Bravo shows. It was
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: on for years and she would, I meet my millionaires.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: And she put people. It was all very produced and
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: cast and everything. Okay. I don't think any two people
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: that met on the show ever ended up together. But
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: outside of that, she claimed that she really did have
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: matches that ended up together. So for some reason, she
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: had this couple that looked like they run a tattoo parlor.
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: It was ridiculous.
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: It made no sense why she had them. And then
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: they sit around and talk about these girls' styles, that
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: their dress doesn't fit, and that nobody likes a redhead.
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is what we're talking about? These
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: two people?
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: It was the magnificent ridiculousness of a more cast and
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: a more sort of like... The beginning of reality was
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: so weird. We didn't know what we were doing, and.
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: It is just amazing. So on this episode, they had
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: this guy, Gummy Bear. And his name in real life was,
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: was he Jason? Yeah, he was Jason Davies, who inherited
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: all this money. And so I just watched that episode
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: from like 2011. And he was like such a mess.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: And his brother was named Jason Davies. And so coincidentally,
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: how the world universe just brings me something. So I
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: was talking to you about it.
- 1:21:53Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: And I go, remember that time? Yesterday on TMZ, they
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: brought up the fact that in the Mean Girls movie,
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: the musical, they make a fire crotch reference.
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: Which now Lindsay Lohan did not know until she like
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: went to the premiere or watched it. So she's not
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: happy because there was this moment when Jason Davies, who's
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: now engaged to a Pretty Little Liars actress, he was
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: hanging out with Paris. And they said, oh, what's up
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: with Lindsay? And he goes, Lindsay's a fire crotch. She's
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: a fire crotch. And here it is, Lindsay Lohan, she's
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: a fire crotch. And Lindsay's dad now is getting involved.
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: Why would they put that in the movie? Why would
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: they bring it up? Well, on that episode, the same
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: episode with the Gubby Bear guy, there's a redhead on
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: the show that's trying to get on. And Patty Singer's like, no,
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: you're not hot enough. You're not cute enough. You're not allowed.
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: And then she shows up at the party. Of course,
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: produced product. And then Patty goes. Get the hell out
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: of my party. You're an ugly redhead. You're always going
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: to be something like that. And she's like, you're a
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: fire crotch. And she calls her a fire crotch. The
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: girl trying to get on the show.
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: Did we do a monologue about that on Chelsea Lately?
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: We always talked about these things. This was the time
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: of Lindsay, Britney, Paris. It was that 2009 to 2011 time.
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: Beautiful times.
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: But she would tell people, these girls would walk in
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: and she'd be like, you're ugly, no one's gonna wanna
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: fuck you. It's literally that mean. She's like, fix your teeth.
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: We 100% could not do now. It would be, now
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: it would all be about learning and growing. But it
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: is beautiful to look back on that time.
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: No, there's even a part in this where the Gubby
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: Bear guy, he was Jason, Jason, right? Brandon was the
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: one who said the firecracker's alive. Jason goes, he's with
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: this girl, he gets a girl and he's like... asking
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: her about her underwear, what's under her skirt. And he's like,
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: but is there a cock under there? Cause that I
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: don't want any part of. And she's like, no.
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: Oh Jesus.
- 1:24:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: Like, no, I mean, we were.
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: Like, but I just hope people don't go after her
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: because this was a completely different time.
- 1:24:13Speaker 2: I mean, it is really horrifying to look back at
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: the way that trans people were talked about in media,
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: like five years ago, seven years ago. And it is really,
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: it is really rough. And I, Like, there are so
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: many people who are so lucky that nothing from Chelsea
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: lately is accessible online because so many of us would
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: be destroyed.
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: And that's why I'm saying, like, nobody needs to go
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: on this. If you want to spend your time and
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: go on this and then write her mean stuff or
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: start a mean hate group, it's not going to matter
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: because it's so long ago and nobody is going to
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: agree to it.
- 1:24:47Speaker 2: But.
- 1:24:48Speaker 5: It is.
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: I am sucked in. I am thoroughly enjoying. But also,
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: we all just, when we see these things, we just
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: need to learn. Oh, because even just, like, even just, like.
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: The unfashions.
- 1:24:56Speaker 2: But, like, Robert Downey Jr., who is going to win
- 1:24:59Speaker 2: an Academy Award this year, was nominated for an Academy
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: Award for a blackface performance 13 years ago. And, like, there's, like, truly,
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: it's wonderful how much the world has changed. But I
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: think particularly for young people, they don't understand how to
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: deal with it. And I think it is weird for
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: us to watch stuff from not that long ago and
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: just be like, Jesus Christ.
- 1:25:20Speaker 4: I know.
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: Conventional wisdom was so horrible to so many people. I
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: just want to say... I want.
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: To know where these two people are, by the way.
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: Matchmaking is an ancient and respected Jewish profession. And if
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: I am going to have a Shadchan, I want her
- 1:25:37Speaker 2: to be carrying an extra 15 pounds. Like, I trust...
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: those bosoms to find me a man much.
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: Better than the skinny fabulous version.
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: I wonder how much of that is Ozempic and how
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: much of that is like.
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: She's been skinny for a while. She's been looking amazing
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: for a while.
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: Okay. Why does... Why does Erica refuse to admit that
- 1:25:58Speaker 2: it's the O? Or do you think it is?
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: I think now people will admit it. Because the reason
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: why is last year, if you said it, then everyone
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: came after you and were like, you're taking it.
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: You're keeping diabetics.
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: Now that you, there's so many versions of it and
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: so many ways to get it. Now people are being
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: honest about it. There's still some people that have been
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: skinny their whole lives that aren't as cute as their
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: heavier friend who's now hotter than them because they always
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: had a cuter face. Who's like, you're cheating. And it's like,
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: Do what you want. And then people are always so
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: excited to hear that someone's bowels fell out in the
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: toilet or whatever. And I'm like, okay, so be careful.
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: It doesn't work for everybody. Just like any medication doesn't
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: work for everybody. But clearly, it's a miracle drug.
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: Where do you think they are now?
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: These people?
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: Someone will find them for me, Juicy Scoopers. They– well,
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: I remember talking to her about it and she said
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: they didn't want to come back to the show. They
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: wanted more money and they were going to do their
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: own– they thought they were going to get their own show, Matchmaking.
- 1:27:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: Like punkers who matchmake. I don't know what they're going
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: to call. And I think they're probably not in the
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: business at all, like probably no longer together because they
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: probably blamed each other for the breakup.
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:27:15Speaker 1: You know, just having normal lives. Just working. Maybe she's, like,
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: a hairdresser and he's, like, a tattoo artist or something.
- 1:27:19Speaker 2: Well, there's the really rough thing about, like, first 10
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: or 15 years of reality TV. It's possible that they
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: were just getting supporting characters.
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: Like, $ 2, 000. Yeah. And then they were seeing all the
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: popularity and were like, well, if we can't get $ 3, 000
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: an app. And they're like, well, then goodbye. Patty, just
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: dump them. You need a different thing.
- 1:27:39Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: Yeah, but. Also, that's okay to leave because it's like
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: you might have tapped out. Like if this is all
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: you've gotten after being on three years, your fourth year
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: isn't going to like pop you into an amazing spot.
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: Because after her success, they tried to do a show
- 1:27:53Speaker 2: called The Headhunteress. And my friend got cast as. What
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: is that? It was like she was like a high
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: end like headhunter for businesses. And they ran the pilot
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: on Bravo a couple of times. But like they cast
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: her secretary. They did not use her actual secretary. they
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: like cast, um, my, my friend who at that time
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: presented as hot gay and is now non-binary. You know,
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: we'll see how we present like, or like, it is
- 1:28:24Speaker 2: more appropriate to use they as pronouns for them. Um,
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: but they, at that point in time looked like hot
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: gay man.
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: Um, but they like figured themselves out and now present
- 1:28:35Speaker 2: as more a lady.
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: Oh, all right. Well, who knows? I'm going to end
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: on this as how someone sent this to me and
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: they go, I bet this was a movie Heather loved.
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: It was called Angel.
- 1:28:47Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: It was one of my favorite made for TV movies.
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: High school honor student by day. Hollywood hooker by night.
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: Her two worlds are about to collide. It's her choice,
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: her chance, her life. You guys, I have to get
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: my hands on this movie. I absolutely watched it growing up.
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: Like literally put it in my calendar, could not wait
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: for it to come out. I loved anything about street
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: walking because I liked their slutty outfits that you had
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: to wear to be a street walking hooker. Now you
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: just do it at your own home with OnlyFans.
- 1:29:23Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: And she went to a private school like I did
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: and had a very nice life but loved being a hooker.
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: Can you believe someone wrote this? A girl under 18
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: wants to be a hooker? Wants to be a sex worker?
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: Which they called hooker back then.
- 1:29:39Speaker 2: There's also the way that late 70s, early 80s, we
- 1:29:41Speaker 2: were obsessed with the sexuality of teenagers. It was like
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: making a movie about how 13-year-olds wanted to get it
- 1:29:49Speaker 2: on with adult men. was supposed to be sophisticated. Though,
- 1:29:52Speaker 2: I finally, I listened to the podcast, You Must Remember This,
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: about Polly Platt, and I didn't realize- Who's Polly Platt?
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: Polly Platt is the woman who was married to the
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: guy who directed Last Picture Show. She's who Irreconcilable Differences
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: is based on.
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: So her husband was a director, and she worked with him,
- 1:30:12Speaker 2: and then they broke up, and he stopped making good movies.
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: And then she produced a bunch of stuff and wrote
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: a bunch of stuff, And when I realized that Pretty
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: Baby was written by a woman, and like a smart
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: woman who I respected, I was like, oh God, this
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: movie that I've always considered very gross, I will go
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: and watch it. And it ended up being an interesting
- 1:30:29Speaker 2: movie that was trying to like grapple with the commodification
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: of women's sexuality. But then did you watch the Brooke
- 1:30:35Speaker 2: Shields documentary?
- 1:30:36Speaker 1: Yes, and I've watched the movie too, yeah.
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: But like the Brooke Shields documentary, her children just being like,
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: I never want to see that. Like having to, like
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: realizing that there are children out there who have to
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: be like, there's a movie about my mom being sexualized
- 1:30:49Speaker 2: as a child, which is really gross. But I also
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: think that like when you are a 13, 14, 15
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: year old girl, particularly, did you watch?
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just like, I'm just thinking about this movie. Okay,
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: first of all, it was written by this guy, Robert
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: Vincent O'Neill. Where is he? And then also, like, I
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: have to deal with this movie. Like, why did she
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: have to do it? Like, just like when I think
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: about Pretty Woman, you know, I'm like, But Pretty Woman,
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: the character of Julie Roberts, before she got picked up
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: in the car, was, like, going in strangers' cars and, like,
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: sucking strangers' dirty dick for $ 100.
- 1:31:28Speaker 2: And living with drug-addicted Laura San Giacomo. And having sex.
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: And having full-blown sex with strangers.
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: And also, but, like, just beyond that is the knowledge that, like,
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: because of those women's place in society and the economy—
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: A third of those guys thought that they got to
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: knock them around or whatever. And the fact that we
- 1:31:44Speaker 2: make this movie that romanticizes it is so strange.
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: It's so crazy.
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: But did you see the movie Bottoms? I mean, I
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: cannot imagine it as something you wanted to see.
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: No, but I saw the ad. It was about gay guys, right?
- 1:32:03Speaker 2: No, no. Am I getting the name wrong?
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: No, but it was girls and guys, but what's it about?
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: Was it not about gay sex?
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: It's about lesbian sex. It's about girls who start a
- 1:32:12Speaker 2: fight club at their high school. But, like, one of
- 1:32:15Speaker 2: the jokes in it is that, like, high school is
- 1:32:17Speaker 2: just this machine for celebrating the changes in men's bodies. Like,
- 1:32:21Speaker 2: you know, the way that, like, every high school football
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: player is, like, a pinup that the school is getting
- 1:32:24Speaker 2: excited about and cheering for. And, like, Women have traditionally
- 1:32:28Speaker 2: not had people who were, like, getting excited about, in, like,
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: a comfortable way with their coming to sexual agency. And
- 1:32:35Speaker 2: I think that I know so many women around my
- 1:32:38Speaker 2: age who would watch this or, like, that, was it
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: called Foxes? Yeah, Foxes. Who were just like, yes, I
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: am having these feelings. I want to go on these
- 1:32:48Speaker 2: adventures in a safe way, the way that Christy McNichol
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: gets to, and not in a way that involves my
- 1:32:54Speaker 2: uncle looking at me weird when I wear a tight shirt.
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: Oh my god, Guy Branum, we gotta wrap it up.
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: Tell everybody where they can follow you, what you have
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: going on.
- 1:33:03Speaker 2: I am at Guy Branum across all social media. I
- 1:33:06Speaker 2: have a.
- 1:33:08Speaker 2: A show at the Elysian on May 7th in Los Angeles.
- 1:33:12Speaker 2: And people, I think tickets are coming out as part
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: of Netflix is a joke. Oh, classy. And my talk
- 1:33:18Speaker 2: show got taken off of Max. So you can no
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: longer watch it there. So it doesn't exist now.
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: Oh, well, wait. But you said you have another show
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: in Atlanta.
- 1:33:30Speaker 2: I don't know. That was just from the past.
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: Oh, from the past.
- 1:33:33Speaker 4: Okay. Okay.
- 1:33:33Speaker 1: Well, listen, you're working on so many things. You're a writer, producer, showrunner,
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: show creator. Yes.
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: Actor. We all have a lot of hyphens.
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: You have a lot of shit going on. So follow
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: Guy besides him being brilliant.
- 1:33:47Speaker 2: Yes. You're a game show guest. You're a singer. You're
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: a licensed real estate agent.
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: No, not any. Well, I let that expire.
- 1:33:55Speaker 2: So technically I'm not. I, during the strike, was like,
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: do I have to re-up my bar membership? Yeah.
- 1:34:02Speaker 1: Did you?
- 1:34:03Speaker 4: No.
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you so much, everyone. Go to HeatherMcDowell.net for
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: all of my stuff. Patreon Friday. Thank you.
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