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[Oldie] "Let's Be Cops" Actor Michael Flores (2018-06-03) · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, bro. Hell yeah. Check, check, check.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, wait.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, turn the fucking. Let's start the fucking show. All right,
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: there it is. Yeah, there you go.
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: I couldn't hear it. What's up, y'all? It's another Thursday
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  Speaker 2: night here at B-Roll TV.
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  Speaker 3: I'm back.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, Sheiky is back. What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to Psyduck Eddie for fucking hosting the substitute
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  Speaker 2: asshole position last week.
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  Speaker 1: He did a great job. Shout out to Psyduck Eddie.
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  Speaker 1: He's a man.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, we're back here on B-Roll TV on another
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: episode of the We Don't Smoke the Same Show. I
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: finally got a fresh bottle of Hennessy. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: to all my people who drink Hennessy out there, go
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: to Stater Bros. You're eating a sandwich, you asshole. I
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  Speaker 2: was going to say, look, a little Hennessy tip. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to start doing this, bro, because I know there's
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: a lot of Hennessy people out there. Go to Stater Bros.
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  Speaker 2: The VSOP is $ 32, bro.
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  Speaker 1: As an alcoholic? Yeah, as an alcoholic, bro.
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  Speaker 2: That shit is amazing, bro. Usually the regular one is
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  Speaker 2: like $ 30. But yeah, fucking shout out to Stater Bros.
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  Speaker 2: I guess a lot of people in there don't drink
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  Speaker 2: it as much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to go somewhere that's not in the
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  Speaker 1: hood for Stater Brothers. Yeah, for real.
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  Speaker 2: I think I was at, what was it, Riverside or
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  Speaker 2: some shit like that. I was out there in the fucking.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like the kind of neighborhood you could leave
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  Speaker 1: your car unlocked. You know what I mean? So I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh. I think you could leave your car
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  Speaker 1: unlocked in Riverside. It wasn't in Riverside, bro.
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  Speaker 2: It was like when one of those cities in like
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  Speaker 2: before Riverside where like people pay extra taxes to be
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  Speaker 2: away from everybody else. Yeah, like South Corona. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it was. Yeah, I see C-Rock knows, but.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing that.
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  Speaker 2: And today, what is it? We actually got a guy
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  Speaker 2: you've probably seen in a lot of your movies when
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  Speaker 2: you guys have been either you've seen it in a series,
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  Speaker 2: you've seen him, what is it? You may be rocking
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  Speaker 2: some of the clothes because he does have his own
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  Speaker 2: clothing line, too. Or you might have just seen him
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  Speaker 2: playing the.
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: What did I say earlier? I said I've seen him
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  Speaker 2: usually as the cop that you could tell he used
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  Speaker 2: to be a cholo. You know what I'm saying? And, like,
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  Speaker 2: he turned it around. Or, like, he's usually the badass
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  Speaker 2: fool they call in. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Because if you look at this fool's, what is it?
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  Speaker 2: What's that shit?
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  Speaker 1: The IBMD or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the IBMD. What is it? You see all the positions, bro,
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  Speaker 1: when you look through it? Because, you know, you have
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  Speaker 1: to fucking do your research, man.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, when you're doing a show, you have to
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  Speaker 2: do your research. So you see, like, there's, like, five,
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  Speaker 2: seven credits to say thug. So I'm just like, man,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be dope to fucking have the homie
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  Speaker 2: Michael Flores come up in here. And I want to
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  Speaker 2: talk about, because you know what? A lot of people
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  Speaker 2: think they know, you know what I mean? Like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: what it's like. But it's like, you know what? There's
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  Speaker 2: not too many, like, Latinos out there that have these
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  Speaker 2: interviews that fucking give us that, like, hey, bro, this
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  Speaker 2: is what it's like.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're going to ask a lot of fucking
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  Speaker 2: fun questions.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to smoke some moon rocks. You know, by
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  Speaker 1: the way. Moon rocks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: Give me that. Shout out to A-Ron.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, A-Ron doesn't work for them no more, bro.
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  Speaker 1: But shout out to fucking Dr. Zodiac, who. What is it?
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  Speaker 2: I know Michael told him that he was coming over
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  Speaker 2: here and he fucking put this box together over here.
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  Speaker 2: So fucking pass me one of those joints or some shit. No,
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  Speaker 2: they're right there in the road, man. Oh, there you go. Yeah,
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: pass me one of those joints.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to fucking smoke some of this. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to go to the moon.
• 3:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: So why'd you miss last week, bro?
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  Speaker 1: Because I had to go to a wedding rehearsal.
• 3:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: My buddy got married. What is it? You guys did
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  Speaker 1: the whole... It was a gay wedding. What'd you say, Razard?
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  Speaker 3: It's a gay wedding rehearsal.
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  Speaker 4: Was it?
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  Speaker 1: No, bro. He likes pussy.
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  Speaker 2: He said it was a gay wedding rehearsal.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Rastu, though. It literally was a waste
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  Speaker 1: of time. It's just, oh, you walk down the fucking
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  Speaker 1: aisle and they do the parts. Oh, you got to
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  Speaker 1: walk up here.
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  Speaker 2: Is that how you really felt? That's how I felt.
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  Speaker 5: It was a waste of fucking time, bro. That shit's expensive, too, bro. Like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, one thing I never understood. Yeah, getting married
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  Speaker 5: at a church is expensive as fuck. They come up
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  Speaker 5: with so many fees for that shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, you know what I don't understand about, like,
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  Speaker 2: these fucking special occasions? Like, why the fuck do we
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  Speaker 2: got to come out of pocket because your ass decided
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  Speaker 2: to get married or having a quinceanera and shit?
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  Speaker 1: Like, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I got rented out so many times for fucking quinceaneras, dog,
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  Speaker 2: that I felt that I had to fucking tell, like,
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  Speaker 2: the moms, like, hey, like, you know, like, like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to, this is becoming expensive, dude. You know,
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  Speaker 2: when you're fucking 15 and shit or 16, like, you
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  Speaker 2: don't have fucking $ 100 to make your mom pay for it, bro. Nah, bro,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you just, because they're asking you. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: just like, yo, you know what I'm saying? You guys
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  Speaker 2: got to figure some other shit out. Like, sponsor that shit. Like,
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  Speaker 2: get some fucking sponsors for your fucking quinceanera, you know?
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  Speaker 5: For real.
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  Speaker 1: Or some shit, man.
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  Speaker 2: Like, that shit is, like, something, man. That shit becomes expensive, bro.
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  Speaker 2: How expensive was that wedding, bro? It was very expensive.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I had to pay for my suit. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't that expensive for me, because all I paid
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  Speaker 5: was for the suit.
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  Speaker 1: But, like, weed-wise, what was it? Like, it was, like,
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  Speaker 1: five-eighths for a suit?
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  Speaker 2: Like, how many eights did you pay to, like, would
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  Speaker 2: you say, to rent out that suit?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, five eights. Yeah, so it's like fucking, it's a cute,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's a quarter. You know, you could have smoked that, Shiki.
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  Speaker 1: I could have, but whatever. Yeah, but, you know, shout
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  Speaker 1: out to your cousin, bro.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, congratulations to the fucking Lego man resident here.
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  Speaker 2: He also did get married in Cinco de Mayo, which,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say it again, it doesn't make no
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  Speaker 2: sense to me because the motherfucker doesn't speak a word
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  Speaker 2: of Spanish.
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  Speaker 1: But congratulations to him and his leg and.
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  Speaker 4: Head.
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  Speaker 2: Do you.
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  Speaker 1: Want to speak Spanish, bro? It would be cool to
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  Speaker 1: hear him speak Spanish. It's the language of the fucking
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  Speaker 1: people that raped.
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  Speaker 4: Us, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Spanish, bro?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you, dog.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure when those fools came in here, dog,
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  Speaker 2: we were not speaking like fucking, you know, like.
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  Speaker 1: I came out.
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  Speaker 5: This fucking way because of a fucking Spaniard somewhere down
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  Speaker 5: the line.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, where you are from. Both your
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  Speaker 2: parents are Cuban?
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  Speaker 1: No, my mom's Mexican.
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  Speaker 5: Feliz dia de las madres, since for all the Mexican
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  Speaker 5: moms out there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for real. If you're watching this, which I know
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  Speaker 2: you're not, or like if your son's watching this, you're
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  Speaker 2: a scumbag.
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  Speaker 1: You should be out there getting your mom some shit.
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  Speaker 2: On this day, like, because I'm pretty sure if you're watching,
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  Speaker 2: unless you're watching it on the phone, you know, while
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  Speaker 2: you're taking her out to dinner and you're watching this shit.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, happy fucking Mother's Day to all the Spanish
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  Speaker 2: moms out there. Did you see Siroc's face, bro? He
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  Speaker 2: didn't even call his mom, bro. This is when I
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  Speaker 2: realized Siroc was fucking Latino.
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  Speaker 4: Right now, bro.
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  Speaker 2: When he just said that, I swear to God, I
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  Speaker 2: would have thought I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, fuck you, dog. Yeah, but fucking A, man.
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  Speaker 2: Do you celebrate it on their day or do you
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  Speaker 2: just wait till Sunday?
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  Speaker 1: Nah, I just wait till Sunday. Yeah, I wait till Sunday, too.
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, listen, you guys came to America
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  Speaker 2: to celebrate our holidays here.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You're accustomed to shit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's been a while. Traditions are fucking
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  Speaker 1: recipes and shit.
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  Speaker 2: Not celebrating fucking, you know, like, like, certain holidays, like,
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  Speaker 2: late and shit, bro. Then I feel like I have
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  Speaker 2: to get two gifts. Like, they're on, especially, like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: when your mom's in this day and age, they're, like,
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  Speaker 2: they're on fucking Instagram and shit.
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  Speaker 1: So they see, like. Thankfully, my mom ain't. She don't
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  Speaker 1: give a fuck about that.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, bro, my mom has that, like, she has that
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  Speaker 2: time because, you know, she's, like.
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  Speaker 1: My dad is, but my dad don't. She's connected to
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  Speaker 1: my little brother and shit. So, like.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like, I'm pretty sure, like, I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 2: I don't want that whole, it makes you feel kind
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  Speaker 2: of like, fuck, I got to do two gifts.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Christmas and, like, a birthday.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Because you're like, fuck, on Friday,
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  Speaker 2: some of their homegirls get fucking gifts.
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  Speaker 5: And then on fucking Sunday. It's like your birthday, dog.
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  Speaker 5: You get a Christmas gift. And then a week later,
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  Speaker 5: you get some new shit.
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  Speaker 2: You only get one gift, bro. That whole two birds
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: with one stone only happens when it's, like, it's a
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  Speaker 2: convenience of fools. You know what I'm saying?
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: That shit only happens when you're Latino, though, dog.
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  Speaker 2: What, two for one?
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  Speaker 5: You're only getting one fucking toy if your birthday's near Christmas.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: You think that's a Latino thing? Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 2: You only get one toy. It's like when they're not
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  Speaker 2: buying you shit. You better not ask for nothing in
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: the store.
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  Speaker 1: That's what my mom would do and shit.
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  Speaker 2: One gift. Yeah, you know, for a minute, that didn't
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  Speaker 2: make sense to me.
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  Speaker 5: She would take us to Disneyland and she'd be like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm taking you guys to fucking birthdays.
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  Speaker 1: Two for one. So fucking have fun.
• 8:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: Did you have fun at those Disneyland trips?
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, bro.
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just really shit.
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  Speaker 2: You know how, like, you try to give a fucking
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: try sometimes to do some of the shit that you
• 8:15
  Speaker 2: enjoy when you were a kid, you know, and, like,
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: you try to give it a try as an adult, like,
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: going back to Disneyland and you realize no matter how
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: many drugs you do before or how.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: Much you drink, it's just not the same kind of thing.
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: You don't feel that same enthusiasm, that same excitement, bro.
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: You don't feel that, like, you know, like, it feels cool, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the first time you smoke in the park or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: but then it's like, you get over it real quick,
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  Speaker 2: you know? You're just like, fuck.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: Not even drinking in the park brings.
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: Me happiness no more, dawg. And, like, I specifically go
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: to California Adventure because they have, like, micheladas now. And
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: they're actually not that bad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking, it is starting to heat up, though, man.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking, we're going to have to get the michelada person
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: here again.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: Micheviche. And have them sponsor the show. By the way,
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I'm going to give it, like, 30 minutes.
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: Because Sendog said he was going to show up today.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: And if he doesn't, I am going to fucking, you know,
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: text him. No, I'm going to text him, bro.
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be like, hey, bro, you said he
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: was going to bring the whole motorcycle gang here. And
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: you was going to go ahead and turn up with
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: like 42 packs of modelos.
• 9:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: We'll see about that.
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: Raston only wants him to come because he wants to
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: freeload off his beer.
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: Nah, man. Sendog, he's the coolest member of Cypress Hill.
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: Damn! What?
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: Did you say that? I hope.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: Hold on. We're going to play that part for fucking B-Roll, dog.
• 9:32
  Speaker 3: I told that to B-Roll to his face.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, you know, Sendog's the coolest member of Cypress Hill,
• 9:36
  Speaker 6: and he's like, people will say that, that he is
• 9:39
  Speaker 6: the coolest member of Cypress Hill.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking serious, dog?
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  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Wait, you told him this, son?
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: I told this to B-Roll like months ago.
• 9:47
  Speaker 6: I was like, I think Sendog's the coolest member of
• 9:49
  Speaker 6: Cypress Hill, and he's like, people will tell you that
• 9:51
  Speaker 6: you were right about that.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: He just has the most fun, dude. He's like, fuck,
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know. He's got a metal band.
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: He just has fun all the time.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Time, dude. He does.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen him when B's doing his verses?
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: Have you ever paid attention to what Sendog is doing?
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: He's usually in the corner somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: He's just having fun. No, he turns up. He tries
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: different body movement while he's performing. Like, the other day,
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: I caught him, like, rocking his head like he had, like,
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: long hair.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: What's funny is that, in reality, he can't dance for shit,
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: he says.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did, that little cholo.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: So he just fucking, he tries to just do the
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: most kind of shit, like, movements to play it off.
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  Speaker 2: And it works.
• 10:29
  Speaker 5: I thought he was a very good salsa dancer until
• 10:32
  Speaker 5: he told me he wasn't.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking shout out to fucking Sindog, man. I hope
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: he fucking pulls up here at the last minute because
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: he knows he doesn't want to be at home, man.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's the hangout with us young lads?
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm good. Fucking A, man, there's a lot
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: of fucking shit going on, man. Yo, this, you know,
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: this fucking, this person in Australia caused a lot of
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: controversy recently. This scientist, this guy, he was 104 years old,
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: and apparently they had this assisted suicide fucking hospital in
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: fucking Switzerland.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: They help you kill yourself?
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, if you're, like, at a certain age, it's
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: almost like if you were treated like a perro, you
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: know how, like, You know, when you see your dog, it's, like, blind, and, like,
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: you know, it's sick already, and the dog's, like, you know,
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: you can't even pet the motherfucker. It just becomes a nuisance.
• 11:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you know, it becomes that time. As a human,
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, fuck, it's that time. I got to
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: go ahead. You got to go to the next life.
• 11:24
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: But, like, it's kind of weird when you look at it.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: This is the day and age that it's kind of getting.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: In Australia, man, it made people feel some type of
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: way because they are– it is a legal thing to
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: do it out there in Australia and– Man in Switzerland,
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  Speaker 2: 104-year-old Australian biologist who drew international attention to his case
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  Speaker 2: to Right to Die, ended his life in.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Switzerland Thursday with the help of the medical group.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Did you ever read this book called The Giver? No,
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't. The teacher always wanted us to read it,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: but I never did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was kind of like. It was kind of
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  Speaker 2: like that. Like, you know, like, they help you fuck, like,
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: they help you, like, but fuck, dude, if you're 104
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: years old, bro, you think you still want to fucking
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: get up every fucking day, bro?
• 12:13
  Speaker 4: Your dick don't work. You don't want to be here
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: at this point?
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: Probably not, because all my friends are dead. All my
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: family's dead.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, if I'm 104 years old, my fucking, my
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: parents are dead. My fucking brothers are probably, like, close
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: to being dead.
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, everybody that has shit to do with you, bro.
• 12:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: You can't do nothing. Yeah, you know, that's, fuck, man,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: that's fucking crazy, bro.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: You think that that's something that eventually, nah, I think
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: America's too soft. Yeah, I think America's too soft for
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: them to allow something like this. I don't know. From
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: the States? I think, yeah, I think as Americans, I think, like,
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: we're probably too soft to have something like this, but Switzerland,
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: they think they're doing something positive. I don't know, I
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: have mixed feelings about it, but, you know, it's not... Hey, whatever, bro.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, fuck, if I was 104 years old, bro,
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to be around. I'd be the only
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: one from my day and age, too. But then again,
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: it'd probably be different, bro. But you think if you
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: were 104 years old, you'd.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Still be smoking weed? Um, hopefully not. Just keep smoking?
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: Smoke.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, you know, maybe that's what fucking helped him
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: But fucking A, man. Hopefully there's, like, harder shit than
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: marijuana by then.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: There is.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Like legal harder shit? Yeah, legal harder shit.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, there already is, bro. It's pills and shit.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: What do you want them to come up with that's harder?
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Like some kind of magic herb?
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Beyond dab form shit.
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Beyond dabs.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Like what do you want? You want some fucking plant
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: from the equator that fucking makes you turn up to
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: the 10th or some shit?
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Put me out of my fucking.
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: Like make me feel like I'm about to fucking die
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: It's called DMT, bro.
• 13:56
  Speaker 6: The Chinese make a lot of drugs. They fabricate a
• 14:00
  Speaker 6: lot of shitty drugs, new types of things. Every fucking year,
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: there's probably 50 new.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: How do you fucking know these facts, Raz, dude? Synthetic drugs, man.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Actually, you know who was telling me
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: about this shit was Anthony.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Anthony sells synthetic drugs.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like Anthony would be the type of
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: dude to post up at a rave and sell you
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: fake pills.
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: Fake spice and all that shit like that all that
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: shit probably came from China.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah like Anthony would be like oh yeah it's cool
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: and then it's like fentanyl he's like he's back home
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: counting his money like driving in his stupid.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Fucking jet fentanyl is like opioids and.
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: His GTI yeah man these fucking these fucking mosquitoes uh
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: swear to god man about to insult these mosquitoes in
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: the forum that Iron Sheik fucking do well you know.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: You are another fucking son of a bitch.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: No life. Fucking A, man.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that shit. Hey, you know what's crazy?
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: For the superhero movies, like Iron Man and shit, apparently
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: that shit made the news because the fucking suit that
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Robert Downey Jr. has, somebody jacked that fool for that shit, dog.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Jacked him for it? Yep.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Apparently somebody stole the fucking Iron Man suit. And, yeah,
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: they fucking took the suit that Robert Downey Jr. wore
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: for the first Iron Man, and it has been missing
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: to the LAPD, and it was being kept as a
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: prop in fucking Pacoima. You know, it's some tweet that
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Fuse probably stole that shit, dog.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Pacoima, for sure. In Pacoima, some tweet that Fuse went
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: in there, and he's like, hey, Fuse, steal that Iron Man, dog.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: We probably could get, we could probably pawn that shit, dog.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: We could stay up for three days off that shit.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's how tweakers think, bro. It's fucking crazy, man.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: But LAPD says the suit, which was made for the
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: 2008 movie, could have gone missing at any point between
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: February and April 25th. So that means that shit is
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: long gone at some collector's house.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: And that fool's looking at that shit every day. He
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: puts it on, and he's like, yeah, fuck you.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: They already had enough time to get rid of that shit.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Somebody's going to wear that shit on Halloween.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Watch.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: They're going to be like, the guy has ultra-realistic Iron Man.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: And they're not going to say shit because they can't
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: even fucking tell. Because everyone else is going to be
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: wearing that shit, too.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: Hey, did you guys watch the new fucking Marvel movie
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: with Iron Man in it?
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I heard fucking Black Panther was the first one to die.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: In the Avengers.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Iron Man was the first one to die.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: The new Avengers came out already?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the black guy died first.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: No, he didn't die first.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: He died. Are you serious, bro?
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: All right. Okay, yeah, he dies first.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they kill the black guy first.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Damn, bro.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: That's how Marvel thinks of black people, bro. Damn, bro.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: That is fucking.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: So fucking black people are going to die? Is that
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: the new movie where like everybody was like a lot
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: of superheroes die?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone died, I heard. Did Spider-Man die?
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Hopefully.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Spider-Man does die.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Fucking pussy.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Hey, fuck you, Raz, dude. He does die.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Fucking you ass.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: I hope he fucking died, because he didn't even fuck.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: He didn't stay with Mary Jane, dog.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: He gets fucking melted and shit.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: That's not true.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: He did stay with Mary Jane. After the first one, nah,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: didn't he get... He let her go, didn't he?
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: We're on our third Spider-Man.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Fucking pussy-ass motherfucker.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, fool, ain't no fun if the homies can't have none, dog.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: He let the homie have some first, dog. You know
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: He was like, you can have Mary Jane first.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: For the first time.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: That fucking Spider-Man is dead, bro. And then that fool.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: And then he got all emotional and kind of gay
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: and shit when he was dancing on the.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Table and shit.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: That was fucking three Spider-Mans ago.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: That was because of the fucking director, though, bro. It
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: all has to do with the fucking director, bro. I swear, bro,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: that director has switched up. I bet you Razzy's favorite
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: part was when Joey Diaz came in there and he
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: was like, if you're going to hit me, you're going
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: to hit everybody.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, he wasn't Spider-Man.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Joey Diaz is in this shit?
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: He's in Spider-Man 2.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: He's in Spider-Man 3, dude.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: No, Spider-Man 2.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, Spider-Man 2 with the train.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: With the octopus-y guy.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one was pretty cool with the octopus motherfucker.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That movie really made me fucking believe.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: In, like... to like not be scared of spiders, dog.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Like it's somewhere in my head when I was a kid.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: You want to get bitten by one? I thought, yeah,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: somewhere in my head, bro. You should get bitten by
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: a brown recluse. You know what? When I was a kid, bro,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I looked for like an exotic spider in the trees, dog,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: trying to fucking, you know, see what's up, see if
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I could find a blue one like I saw in
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: the movie and shit.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Or, like, at least in the comic book.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: You know what's fucked up about all this spider talk
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: is that I woke up this morning and there were, like,
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: four spiders on my fucking ceiling.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Like, a spider nest broke out in my room.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe you should try cleaning your fucking house.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how about that, bro?
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I think it's because I left my window open, but.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Fucking, I don't know.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Where they came from.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: You don't fucking leave a window open. First of all,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: spiders don't roll like that, bro. Spiders don't come into
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: your house like flies and they're like, oh, we're just
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: going to kick it in the ceiling.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: You have to, don't you have like a fucking screen
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: on your window?
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: I do, but I don't, like, you know.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: So how the fuck is it going to get through?
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Well, there's that, then I have a sliding glass door.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Just clean your house, dog. Yeah, bro, spiders are the...
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: And they scan the area out. They kill everything they can.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: And then they claim it, bro. It takes a couple
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: days for a spider to set up. So if you
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: had four spiders in your ceilings, bro, that means there's
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: one from like three weeks ago. There's probably that bitch
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: had babies. And then like fucking like more fucking spiders
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: are having like orgies in the top of your fucking ceiling, bro.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to keep fucking on the ceiling. Yeah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: you probably have spider cum on your face, bro, when
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: you wake up.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Fuck, man.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: That's why Mary Jane broke up with fucking Spider-Man because
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: he had spider cum.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: They don't chase us, bro.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Like spider silk.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: You got to fucking clean your house, bro.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I think that's the reason Razzle doesn't invite.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Nobody to his house.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: That's true. He's not there like, God, come over, bro.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Let's play poker or something.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Like, what if he's like a super hoarder, bro, and
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: he just like hoards a gang of shit? I bet
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: he is. Or like, we don't know, and this fool's
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: over here like fucking, what's that one fool? The dude
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: who killed a bunch of people. He's like Richard Ramirez
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: up in there, bro. Or like Jeffrey Dahmer. He probably
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: doesn't have furniture, bro. He just has a video game console.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: No, I don't.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I don't have furniture.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: You don't have furniture at your house, Raz, dude?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, I have my bed. I have, like, a couch.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: And I have a desk. And that's it.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: So that's all you have in your house, bro? A couch?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: A desk?
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: It's a fucking studio apartment. What else am I supposed
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: to have?
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, like.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: I could get a fucking dining table that's going to
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: take up like half the fucking space in this goddamn thing.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would you get a dining table? Do
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: you sit there and have dinner?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: I fucking like cooking and sitting down to eat. That's
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: one of my favorite things to do.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: But I can't.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: But do you understand that the fucking dining table and
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: studio apartment do not go in the same sentence, bro?
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I know they don't. That sucks.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: I wish I had a dining table of some kind.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: Sheiky has my dining table. Yeah, I bought it off him.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: He bought my dining table, my couch.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: So you pretty much renaissanced Razz Dude's life?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. I saved him.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: If you go to fucking Sheiky's house, he has basically
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: all my furniture.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I think he has a shelf, maybe.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: What does Razz Dude taste like in furniture? Is it shitty?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: No, it's all right.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: It's decent.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: It's a decent fucking... It's a nice table.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I feel like Razz Dude would choose piss-colored fucking couches,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: No.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: No, it was a nice Ikea couch. He's like, hell yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yellow couches is the shit.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: It's a gang.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: I wish I had a yellow couch, like a yellow
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: leather couch, like fucking Lamborghini yellow.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: That'd be dope.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Yep. Hey, you know a fool that made the headline
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: like a while ago, but the fool that got knocked
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: out finally spoke out. I guess Shia LaBeouf and fucking
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Tom Hardy were fucking filming a fucking movie or some shit,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: and I guess Shia LaBeouf fucking socked this fool and
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: left him unconscious. Really? Yeah, and he didn't, like, speak
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: He punched Tom Hardy?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Shia LaBeouf knocked this fool out. Packs a punch, huh?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, he knows how to rap, too, bro.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard his freestyle. He knows how to rap.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: He raps like Logic type shit. Yeah, he knows how
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: to wrap his lips around other things, too.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but apparently Tom Hardy finally opened up about this shit,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: and he said why he got socked, fool. And, yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: people were just tripping out about that shit, dog.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: He faded that fool. He just knocked that fool out, dog.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I hate it. Why?
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know. This fucking stupid shit is having me
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: click next page, next page.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Let's just make a story of why they fought.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I think it was over the fucking performance, dog. And
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: it led him to have an argument about him for
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: his performance in Bronson.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: And this motherfucker said, like, you know what, Shia?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: You ain't shit about this fucking movie. Like, you know,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I could have fucking killed that role. And that shit
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: ended up, like, into that fool socking the shit out
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: of that fool and knocking him out. Nice.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I like that. Shout out to Shia.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to fucking Shia, bro. Hey, you know
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: what's crazy, bro? This is tripping me out, bro. This
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: is how, you know, the game is evolving to a
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: whole different shit. Like, I knew that some shit was
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: going to go crazy when they interviewed El Chapo. Like,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I knew when they interviewed him, dog, I was like,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: all right, either this fool, like, he's ready to go
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: to jail or something or, like, because, you know, like,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: you know he was going to get caught up right
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: after that, bro. Like, you don't just show your face. Like,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: I think all those fools in the show, what is it,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: drugs or... narcotics or whatever the fuck is on Netflix,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I think all those fools that come on camera, I
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: think those fools are like fake actors, bro.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd say they are.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: If you're a fucking real drug dealer, bro, like, you
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Like, if you're a real drug dealer and you're making heroin, dog,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: do you think that, like, you're going to have some
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: fool like Ray come up in there and tell you, hey,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: what is, hell.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, Sammy, for rolling the joints to fucking tanks.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: You're going to think you're going to have some fool
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: like Ray. Showing up to your house and you're at
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: your trap house. You know, the house that you're supposed
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: to hide all your money and shit, everything away and
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: be like, hey, I want to interview you real quick because,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: you know, like in this day and age where we
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: have facial recognition cameras and shit like that, you know,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: I want to get this exclusive interview.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: With a heroin dealer. That shit doesn't make no kind
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: of fucking sense.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: But yeah, apparently recently a Sinaloa cartel heroin house opened
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: up their cook house, dog, recently for a fucking interview, dog, and.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: It just doesn't fucking make no sense, bro.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Like, apparently the cartel members demonstrated how the fuck they
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: make heroin, bro. And from, like, extracting it from the
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: poppy to fucking making it to the syrup to.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Razz Dude Injustice. Fuck. Yeah, bro. And it's, I'm like,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: that shit's fucking nuts, bro.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: And it's becoming hard as fuck to find this fucking,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: this video because it's being taken down, which makes me wonder, like, hey, bro,
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: this shit has to be staged, dog. Why are they
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: going to take down that video? Like, Wow. I mean,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: you got to fucking treat that shit like that Vietnam approach.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: People are going to start reacting straight away until, like,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: you start seeing the actual, like, fucked up part about it. Yep.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: But fucking A, man. This shit's tripping. Shit's fucking getting
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: out of hand, man.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Like, people doing, like, they're.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Doing MTV Cribs version of fucking, you know, Sinaloa Heroin House.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: They'll be like, hey, check it out. You know what
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I mean? Welcome to my fucking heroin house. You know, like,
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: what's up?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: It's done. Right here to the left, I got hostages.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: They fucking don't show their faces. Out in the back
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: is where, yeah. Out here, out in the back, I
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: have fucking the poppy field and then my workers, you know.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Got the roosters fighting in the back.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Fucking A, man.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: That shit's nuts, bro. Mexico's a crazy spot. I told
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: you that.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I knew that shit was crazy.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: And, you know, you know, when you go to Mexico
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: and you go to a popping area, you're able to
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: realize who really runs shit out there real quick.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Like, it took me like five minutes to figure out
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: who ran that whole resort I stayed in that one
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: time I went. That shit was alligators around the resort.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: In the morning, the water was red, dog. Yeah, it's, like, red. Like,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: somebody had put Kool-Aid in there. Yeah, dog. And I
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: was like, yo, like, and I was like, let's just
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: say they even feed raw meat to the fucking alligators. Like,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: why is there so much blood in it? You know
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, a steak doesn't give out so
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: much blood. Nah. But it just, you know, it just
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: didn't make no sense. And why would you even feed
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: the fucking alligators, bro? Those motherfuckers will eat you alive, bro.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, why are you feeding the alligators? I don't know.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: That's the crazy thing, bro.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Shoot them.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: All these fucking places, you know. Make belts and boots.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: They're fucking, you know, especially in Mexico, bro. All these
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: new resorts, especially like in, I think, Cancun where I went.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: All them shits are surrounded.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: By alligators, dog.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Like, it's very easy for you to go on a
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: boat real quick. Then fools will be like, all right, fool,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: toss that fool out. And then you get ate, bro.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: That shit's nuts, bro. But I don't know. It's like
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: fucking vacationing out there is a trip.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: But you know what? It's about that time.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: We're going to go ahead and get into this skit.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: or whatever video Raz do has going on there, and
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: then we're going to return here on the We Don't
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Smoke the Same Show with our special guest, Michael Flores.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: We're going to go ahead and talk about a little
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: bit of everything, but best of all, we're going to
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: fucking smoke some of this fucking... Moon Rock's got me lit, bro.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: This shit did get me lit, bro. Like, there's a
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: lot going around. By the way, C-Rock, you got to
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: get one of these joints, and we're going to smoke
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: some of.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: These Super Bowls, and he has this thing in this cooler.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: That Moon Rock sent specifically that this weed needs to
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: be cold or some shit, bro. Yeah, it needs to
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: be cold, like, Like, fucking, like, you know, fucking Yelera. Yeah, like,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: so we're going to go ahead and get back to
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: it here on B-Real TV. We don't smoke the same show.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Don't go nowhere.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: B-Real.TV.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: All right. You know what?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go ahead and start it off with
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: a fucking round of applause. I want to welcome, you know,
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I think it's time for the microphone. There's a house.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: What's up, guys? What's up, guys?
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: What's up, guys?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Much love.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Thank you.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: You know, to a lot of people, especially, like, you know,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: a lot of the roles that you get to do,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: you know, it's very intimidating to a lot of people
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: that don't grow up in the hood, you know? You know,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: so it's like, look, dog, to the people that fucking
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: misjudge us, like, some of these people, dog, it's like,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: they got the meanest faces, but they're some of the chillest,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: coolest motherfuckers you will ever meet, you know what I'm saying?
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: And that's word up, man. That's our protection.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your protection.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: You make that mean face.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: You make that face, and then people are like, oh, shit.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you make that face low-key, the sun could be
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: in your eye, and you're just like, fuck it, eh.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, what's wrong, dawg? Why you mad, dawg?
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Why you talking to me, eh?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck, man.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, dude, you've, I think, recently, man, because I've seen
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: you play a lot of roles, man, a majority of them.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: You know, I mean, either, like, I've seen a lot
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: of villain roles and a lot of, like, thug roles,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: but I think the one that was different, but, you know,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: it had a lot of, it had a different comical
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: twist was the cop movie, the Let's Be Cops.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: The comp shit. Yeah, bro.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, man, that's like.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: What kind of roles are something that, like, have made
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: you step out of, like, your typical kind of scene? Like,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: has anybody ever, like, told you, like, hey, I need
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: you to play this, like, this fucking role.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: This, you know, this.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: They've asked. They've, like, yeah, I've done stuff like that. Like,
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: they've asked me to cry. Damn, no way, cry? Yeah,
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: I've been to auditions and, like, can you cry? And
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: I'm like, man, I don't know about that shit. My
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: dog didn't get ran over or nothing. I don't got
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: nothing to cry about right now.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: What do they tell you, bro? They tell you think
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: about something sad or what?
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, you give your dialogue and they want you
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: to come up with tears. And I'm down with some tears, like,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: if they cut an onion or something. You know what
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: I'm saying? But. I'm not down.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Just right out the blue.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: It's hard. I just couldn't do it.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: I didn't get the role, but, you know.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I think it's kind of fucked up that, you know,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: they would ask you to do something like, oh, you
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: know what?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Like, picture this.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Like, because I've heard from a couple people, you know,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: like they have done auditions that, you know, they make
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: you like, oh, think about it like a baby that
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: died or some shit or like a dog getting ran
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: over or fucking. you know, like, you know, like, your
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: loved one's funeral. And I'm like, yo, why would you
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: want to get into that mind state?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: That creates a whole vibe, you know what I mean?
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The role was actually something that I had experienced
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: in my life, but they just wanted to over-dramatize it
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: with tears, and they wanted the convict to feel remorse,
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: but more so than what should have been shown, you
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: know what I mean?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Like in Se Pasaro, you know, like they were just, yeah. Damn.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: They're French directors and they're like, hey, we want to
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: do this. We want you to cry. And I'm like,
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: wait a minute, like, I don't know if I can cry,
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: They wanted you to ball out.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean, I can get like, I can
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: give you that look in my eye, but I can't.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think so, you know.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: They were asking a bit too much. What was the scenario, bro? Like,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: you don't want to ask.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: It was a prisoner who had killed somebody. And he
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: was talking to someone who was the father. The father
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: had lost his daughter to someone who killed somebody, you know.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: And I understood it. And I understand remorse. But, I mean,
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: with the pain and. everything that you go through, fighting
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: murder or being locked up for that kind of stuff,
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: you would know that. You've been locked up for shit
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: like that? Yeah. Damn, fool.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: You got, like, some Danny, what is it?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Who's the other fool that got locked up? You got
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: a Danny Trejo record, dog.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: You know, fucking. No, I've been locked up for some
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: fucking shit.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: You know, to come this far is pretty cool, you know?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Did you do a lot of, like, did you do
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a lot of time?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Like, or, like.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: I did, um. Why a life? I did like eight years.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Eight years?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Fuck, so you pretty much fucking.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Your whole, what, your teenage years? Fuck, that's fucking wild, man.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: What made this transition? Like, while you were in there,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: you just started taking, like.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Nah, I didn't transition until I got to L.A. and, like,
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: they were like.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, you didn't do a time here?
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, no. Like, when I got out,
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: I lived here in LA for a little while, but
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: I wanted to get away, so I moved to Apple
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Valley for, like, a few years, you know?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: You know what, dog?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you something about Apple Valley, dog.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I went there one time, dog, for a fucking... You know,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: my friend was going through this Pentecostal fucking thing, so
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: I was being supportive.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: He's my best friend. And, you know what I mean?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: I was passing by what you call a neighborhood out there,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: and there is, like, nothing.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: But fucking, like.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Cactus, coyotes.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Cactus, coyotes, and, like, a mortuary, bro. I was, like,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I was fucking tripping, bro.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: And it was, like.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Some of the houses that are out there, yeah, they're balling.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, yeah, like, you know
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: the people out there that, you know, they got money,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: but they just want to live comfortable.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Sure, sure, sure.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, why Apple Valley, bro? Like, some undertaker shit, bro.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to get away from L.A. They threatened
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: if they caught me again, they would kill me, you know, so.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, you had, damn, fool, this was fucking wild
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: right here. You said they caught you, what, the cops
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: told you that?
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: The cops, yeah, the gang did it and stuff like that. Fuck! Like,
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: no bullshit, so I was like, Let me just get
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: out of here, you know what I'm saying?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: What time era was this?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Was this when gangbanging was at its prime?
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Nah, this was, like, 1998.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was when that shit was, like, kind of, like,
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: starting to calm down a little bit.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I got locked up in 1990. Damn, bro.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: It was in 98.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: And gang unit told you, like, hey, dog, we catch
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: you again.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: We're going to blast you. Thank you, bro. You're too
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: much of a headache, you know?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Fuck, dog, that's fucking wild. How long did you stay
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: away for?
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Um, I stayed away like five years, I believe. And
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: then I, I, I couldn't. So when I moved back
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: to LA, it was like, have you ever done movies
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: or anything like that?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: And I was like, were you already thinking about like,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: how did you make a casting record?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: He just came up to you?
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: I was just in a market. I knew Trigger. Trigger
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: was one of my homeboys.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Trigger. Yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: He was one of my homeboys. Rest in peace. But, um,
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: I never thought about it. He was doing it and
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: I would see him in movies and I was excited
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: for him. I never thought. You did music videos, too. Yeah,
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: I did a bunch of music videos with Triggs all
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: the time, yeah, so it was kind of cool, and
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: then when I did transition, me and Triggs were working
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: a lot together, because we had specific looks, you know?
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, there's a specific, like, even, like, I think, like,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: where a lot of fools get, like, what is it,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: get picked up at, like, you know, I know from, like,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: you know, like, from a couple of my comedian friends, like,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Homeboy Industries, they were, like, fools that have that look, or, like, they, yeah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: they'll get drafted from there, dog, so it was, like,
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: You know, there's alternatives out there that you could go
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: ahead and try if you got that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Look, you know.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: It happens for a lot of us, and a lot
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: of us are blessed to be in the situation that
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: we're in, you know, to be able to do commercials, movies,
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: and even be able to produce or anything like that,
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: And has that, like, you making that transition into acting
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: has kept.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: You out of trouble? Still get in trouble.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, just... I mean, just not maybe like on
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: that scale where it's like, hey, they're going to put
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: this fool away.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Nah, nah, nah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: I don't do stuff like that. I get in trouble
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: at home. I got twins. Damn.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's why. Like fresh twins, right?
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Congratulations. Like almost like that fresh.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Almost like a month. Yeah.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: You got a lot going on, fool.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: It's crazy. A lot of cries. A lot of diapers. And,
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: you know, it's fun, though.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Is that your first kids?
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: No. I have my daughter, Michelle. She's 16.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: So you've been, what is it? So you got three
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: kids in total.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Damn, fool. You're like the only cholo that's under five, fool. Like,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: that's fucking.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: I'm going to keep it under five.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: This is fucking... Let me give this fool a round
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: of applause, dog. And that's my girl. Tells me she's
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: pregnant again.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I got to stop.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Stop with the ODD stuff, bro. Wow, man. That's fucking.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: That's wild.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Though, man. Twins, like, what?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Is that running a family?
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: It runs in her family. We had two boys. Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: one right after the other. If one's hungry and cries,
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: the other one goes right behind. So it's like.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: When you have twins, those fools have each other's back
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: for life.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they don't got our back, you know?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: They spend nine.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: They spend a fucking nine-month stretch in there, dog. You know,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: they're like.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: They're kicking it in there for nine months with that little.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: They're like, they're gonna have each other's back.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: No matter what.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: The craziest shit is to see a C-section, though.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: You're in the room while it was going on.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: If you guys haven't seen a C-section... I held something.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck it was. Damn. I'm
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: not going to lie. Like, when I looked over, you
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: could just see the doctor cutting, and I was like, oh, shit.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Was it like a horror movie type shit?
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Looking back, after they pulled the kids out, it looked
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: like a horror movie. Like, yeah, but, um. It was
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: pretty epic.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, probably at the moment, you're not thinking, like, oh,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: this shit's, like, kind of too much.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: But you look over, and your lady's guts are everywhere. Like,
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: what the hell, you know? And then the doctor's sewing
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: her back up, you know, slowly.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Like a teddy bear and shit, huh?
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Putting her back together, you know? Ah.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I hope I don't, man.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: My girl better not.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Make me be in there, bro. Yeah, that's it right there.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, there it is.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit. Put it back on, Raza, dude.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Fucking asshole.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, dude.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. Fuck, man. That's a C-section.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: It's life.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Was that because, like, they had to?
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because with twins, it's a risk to keep them
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: in there or have natural birth. If one gets stuck,
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: it could get sick. It could get cerebral palsy or
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: anything that's detrimental to their health. So, yeah, just for
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: protection purposes, you want to remove them. It's crazy, man.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: We go from talking acting to fucking these over here.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: It's like, y'all ever see C-section? That's just crazy. Hey, so, like, so,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: after you got out, you know what I mean? Like,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: how long has, like, your acting been after that?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Like... No, I've been consistent for the last five years.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: The last five years?
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: And what's, like, the biggest role you said, like, just
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: yet that you would consider? Because it's, like, yeah, whatever
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: could show up online could be, like, shown just because
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: that movie did great in sales.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: But, like, you know what I mean?
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Like, you don't know, like, as an actor, you don't know, like,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: what kind of role maybe.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Took the most effort out of you.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: You know, like, you had to memorize the most lines or, like,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: fucking go to a mind state.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I just did this movie that's on Showtime right now
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: called Avenge the Crows. And they offer me the part
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: of Carlos. And when I got the script, I read
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: it and I was like, there's too much dialogue. Not
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: that I couldn't perform the dialogue, but the dialogue wasn't
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: who I was. And when the director wrote it, he
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: wrote it specifically for me. But I didn't feel the dialogue.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: It was too poetic. It was too much in-depth. So
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: I turned it down, and the director looked at me,
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: and he says, are you serious? And I was like,
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: but we put this project together. And I was like, yeah,
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: I'm serious. So two months later, he called me, and
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: he goes, hey, can we sit down? And he says,
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: I booked Lou Diamond Phillips to play, but I want
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: you to play Joker. that's my, that's my real name,
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: and then they even use my real name, like, when
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: I'm knocking on the door, like, hey, this is Michael,
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: you know, and like, so, you know, we try to
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: make it as real as possible, so that when people
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: see the actor, they don't think, you.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Know, well, for, like, for a lot of your characters, man,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: it's like, fuck, it's like, you can't, you know what
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, how are you going to tiptoe around it, dog?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? It's like a lot of
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: fools like... Because obviously a lot of fools that are
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: doing the acting or filling these roles, you know, they
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: come from an active background, dog.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Like, fools are active in the hood and doing all
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: this shit, you know? And, you know, now you're out
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: here making this transition, man. That's fucking dope, man. Because,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like sometimes fools get into that lifestyle
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: and it's like, And it's, like, you see, because, like, we,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: you know, we grew up in South Central, you know. Like,
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: we've seen a lot of our homies take that route.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: And it's, like, some of them don't fucking make it
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: out and shit like that.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: So, like, to see that you're.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: A lot of them, yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: You know, a lot of them, like you said, man, like,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: you know, there's that.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: This kind of needs to be, like, out there a
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: little bit more, you know, in, like, at least these, like,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: rural areas. You know how, like, they be putting fucking
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: liquor stores in every corner? At least put, like, acting fucking, like,
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying? Like, they should put more
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: flyers of the movies you're in. In certain areas, that
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: way fools are all like, hey, like, I got the
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: same haircut as this fool, dog. You know what I'm saying?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm about to go ahead and fucking, you know.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Well, also, instead of putting those police in the 7-Eleven, put, like,
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: a homie, like, in the window of the 7-Eleven, you know,
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: that we're protecting this shit. You know what I mean?
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, fuck with it. You know what I mean?
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: I go to 7-Eleven. I see a cop right there. Like,
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: we're watching you. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: And it's a billboard. You know what I mean?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about, right?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Those fucking things.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Put some of us in the window.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: That shit gets you off guard.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: There's been a couple of times where I'm a little
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: bit turned and I'm driving by this shit and I'm like, oh,
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I need to stop by and get like some water
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: or something. And I see that the fucking cut out,
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: you know, the cut out of the motherfucker.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: And I think it's a real one. I was like, nope,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: not here. And then I was like, oh, son of
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: a bitch. It's a fucking.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: It's a dude that says, oh, like, what is it?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: DUI or some bullshit or steel or we're going to
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: card you and shit.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Like, don't get me wrong, man. Like, it's cool to
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: be carded, motherfuckers, but, like, that's already a man, though. Like,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: that should be mandatory.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Like, you don't need to put a cardboard cut off
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: of a cop in there.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for real.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: We already scared of this brutality.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, fuck, dude.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: You've been on the crazy fucking, like, crazy end where
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: they're supposed to say, like, the cops, like, hey, we
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: catch you one more time, we'll kill you, dog. That's
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: some serious shit, dog.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: And I get pulled over all the time. Don't even
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: believe me.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I wasn't about to ask you that, too.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: This is the reason I wear hats, dog, because, like, look, dog,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: here's the thing, like, At least as a Latino, I
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: tell you, a lot of these fools, they're like, oh, well,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: fuck it. They're like, your hair's not coming in like
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: it used to. I was like, listen, dog, I'm fortunate
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: enough to be Latino where this look will kind of
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: work for me, you know, until I get older, dog.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I'll just look like an OG somewhere, you know what
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Tattoo your head.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Nah, yeah, she's like, tattoo your head real quick. Is
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: that what fools do?
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Dog, you can, one of my homeboys, rest in peace, Enrique,
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: he showed up, he was from Texas, and this guy
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: had his whole head tattooed like hair.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Like the dots?
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: The dots. It looked clean as fuck. Like he could
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: go days and it looked clean. And I'd be like,
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: what the fuck is that? And I finally figured out
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: that he tattooed his hairline because he was losing his
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: hair and it looked fucking excellent. Damn, food. So if
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: you don't want to like do what I did, just
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: go ahead.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: And some dots. I feel like my head would shine
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: like a lowrider's hood, you know what I mean, with
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: the fucking art and shit.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: There it is.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I'll drop the top of
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: my car. The Aztec warrior. Take the hat off. But
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: then you always run that risk.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: So if you're fucking going to be driving with the
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: top dropper, if you're rocking the fucking, the SA haircut, like,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: just be prepared to get pulled over.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: So have a place to stash your shit.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Like, right off the top. I always have that in
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: the mentality.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: As soon as I get into my car, I was like,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: all right, get pulled over, throw that shit there.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, get rid of it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Get rid of all that shit, man.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Man, have you ever got it pulled over and those
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: fools have recognized you from a movie, like, Swat or
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: some shit?
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Um. They tell me I lie when I tell them
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: in movies. Everyone says that shit. I swear to God.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: They're like, shut your ass up. Everyone says that shit.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, this is fucked up right now.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: And they come at you mad aggressive right away because
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: they think you're like, they probably.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Look at you and they look at you.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: They walk up with their guns out. Yeah, dog. Get
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: on the wall and shit.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: You know, that's fucked up, dog.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: At least because right off, when they look at you.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, like, right off the bat, they see
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: the head tattoo, they probably think that's the body count.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Like, they're probably, like, this was, like,
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: because all fucking movies on Netflix and shit, as much as, like,
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: you guys give, like, you know, more work to, you know,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: homies like fucking Michael right here, like, it also sets
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: a stereotype because, you know, these cops are real people,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: so when they go home and they watch fucking, what
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: is it, Cartel de Sinaloa or some shit, and they
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: see a.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Sicario that looks like fucking... You know, Michael right here,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: they're going to think, oh, I got the one right here.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking come at him.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so when they pull up, they think they see
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: me and shit. Like, they think they see me in
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: real life, you know. They probably see me in a
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: commercial or something. But they don't. It doesn't register. They're like,
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: you in the hood. Like, we seen you somewhere else,
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: you know. Yeah. It's just the way they do, you know.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: They judge us, like, without knowing. Hell, yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: They ain't going to ask for who's like that. No questions.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: They going to be like, shoot.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit, that was the most fucked up experience.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I told you, I told you this was when I
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: got pulled over a gang unit in fucking Culver City.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dog, I have nothing but, like, Simpsons and
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: cartoons tattooed on my arms, and this fool's pulling the flashlight.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially in Culver City.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, you have cartoons. That fool's sergeant
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: came up over there, and he was like, really, dog?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Like, you know, like, he looked.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Because I have, like, nothing but, like, art, like, cartoons
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: and shit, fool. Like, straight, like, Simpsons and all this
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: custom shit. And sergeant came over here and told this fool, like,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: you're fucking stupid, dog. Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? Like,
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: you got this fool, like, Point, like, you know, like, no, like,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: point it out, bro. Like, I didn't want to move
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: type shit, you know, because this fool was like, you know,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: don't you fucking move.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was just like, fuck.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: It was like a brand new fucking, brand new white
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: dog fool from there. Like, straight out fucking got the
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: fucking buzz blonde haircut, blue eyes.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Fucking jarhead. Yeah, fucking jarhead, dog.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Some fool who just got, like, probably got deployed from
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Afghanistan because he didn't really go to war.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: That's crazy shit, dog.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. You also have your own clothing line thing going, right?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Like, you have a villain life?
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Villain Life, yeah, yeah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: How long you been doing that for?
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: How long you had that for? When I became an actor,
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: they told me to brand myself and make something. So
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: my actor name is Michael Villain Life Flores because I'm
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: always playing the bad guy.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: He's like a boxer. Yeah, yeah.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: So on my paychecks and stuff, that's what it says.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: This is Michael Villain Life Flores? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: like on my SAG card or anything like that, it
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: has my full name like that. that's how I get paid,
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: so I decided to turn it into a brand, like,
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: You know, branding yourself is one of the hardest things
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: to do, dog, like, you know what I mean, whether you're, like,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: an artist as, you know, like, painting, or, like, an
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: artist that spits and rhymes, or, you know, whether you're
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: an actor, any kind of performing arts, the hardest thing
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: to do is really branding yourself, and I remember I
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: was told that, you know, when I barely started doing
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: my own, like, flavor company and shit like that, because
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't name my shit, like, Like, I didn't name, like,
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: my company, I didn't name that bullshit, like, oh, hey, like,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Hire Cure Extracts, or, you know, not that I'm saying
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: that that's a real company, I apologize, you know, but, like,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: you know, or, like, some, like, you know, some bullshit THC, and, like, no,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: I call my shit Flavors by E-Zone, that shit has
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: my fucking, like, when you're able to do that, man, it's, like,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: it says a lot, because you got a lot of
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: people really believing in your brand, and it's, like, so
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: you've been doing, so you say you've been doing it roughly, like,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: seriously for five years, so that's, that clothing line's been
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: active for five years?
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: For five years.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: And it's like, what's the demographic that it attracts? Do
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: you have a lot of foos from the hood supporting
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: you and shit?
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: LA always, but I have people in Arizona, Texas, a
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: lot of Texas loves.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: A lot of the same people that fuck with your.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Movies type shit?
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Europe, yeah. Fans that buy my art. Let's say an
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: artist does a piece of me I find out that
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: they're selling prints of me in Europe, you know, and people,
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: and I'll be like, what the fuck?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: You ever done, like, Comic-Con or some shit like that?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Do you hope to do?
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Because, like, some movies, like, you know, some foods really
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: take those movies, like, to a whole different level.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Like, you might think this shit's just a movie, and then, like.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so. I have a couple movies coming
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: out this year, probably, like, three movies coming out this year,
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: so just waiting for, you know, a little bit more.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Like, I think if, like, you foods did, like, Comic-Con,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: in a sense, because, like, yo, like, there's a lot
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: of foods that, like, that watch these movies, you know
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: what I mean, like, like, you know, if you're, if you're, like,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't, I can't, I can't, what is it,
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: imagine how many fucking times I've watched movies like Goodfellas
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: and fucking Casino, and, like, let's just say one fucking day,
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: by some miraculous fucking miracle, Robert De Niro decided to
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: do Comic-Con, you.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Know how fucking packed they would get?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: It's the same effect, or in a sense, where it's, like,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: just because you're not wearing a cape or nothing like that,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: I don't mean this, like, who's gonna look at you as, like,
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: as an iconic, like, You'd have a lot of foos
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: geeking out and be like, hey, I took a picture
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: with a big homie.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: I've been to one just by accident when I was
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: in Texas.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: This was by accident.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: I didn't mean to be there. I didn't mean to
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: be there. It was crazy. You see all these people
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: dressed like Mario, Luigi. Then I was there with, I
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: don't know his name, but he was from Star Wars.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: He was on the plane with me going to Texas.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: And I was just like, oh, shit, that's that old
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: guy from Star Wars. It was just trippy. And then
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: we got to the hotel, and everyone was there for Comic-Con. Like,
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: literally everybody. In the bar, you had Obi-Wan Kenobi.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you had Captain fucking... How out.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Of place did you feel, dog?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Because I imagine a lot of people were looking at
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: you at the elevator like, hey, this fool is going
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: to kill me, dog.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I felt like, no, I didn't, but... Nah,
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: we were just in the bar chilling, like, with Mario
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: and Luigi and shit, like, right next to us. And
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: we exchanged information. They were like, yeah, that's what we do.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: We're excited to dress up like these people. And I'm like,
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: what the hell? Like, this is kind of weird. But
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: the other day I did dress up, too. Like, for
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: a movie or what? No, to fake out my daughter
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: and shit. Yeah, I've seen that.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Like, I showed up like an old man. Was that
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: for a movie or what?
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: No, we were just fucking around, yeah.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: I see, yeah. I was like, I seen the, you
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: had the beard and she was driving. You know, you
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: were driving.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: And, man, like.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: And I went out all night like that. Like, just
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: fucking around, dog. Just, like, being undercover. Did people believe it? No,
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: people were looking at me funny. And then the people
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: that were with me, Johnny Ortiz and the homie Controversial,
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: they were just snitching. They were telling everyone, oh, that fool,
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: that isn't him. And I was like, that's fucked up.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, that is kind of fucked up, though. You
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: got to let the joke fucking ride out, man. You
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: can't fucking be snitching.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: After a little while, though, because people just kept looking.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: I would.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: You kind of.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: You probably got the same looks as, like, that fool who, like,
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: played the grandpa in fucking Jackass. You remember?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of those fools were old, dog.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: That's pretty badass, though.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: That kind of makeup is pretty awesome.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that shit is a trip. And you know what's
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: another thing that kind of tripped me out? Like, I
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: noticed that, like, you know, the scene kind of, like,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: opened up, too. Like, you heard of this shit called
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Cholo Goth, dog?
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah. My homeboy's... From Prayer.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I had never heard of that. It's such a fucking thing.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, do you get down with some of that?
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Do you know what it is?
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: I heard his video where he has the Aztec dancers
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: and I'm not going to lie to you, that shit's epic.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: That shit is amazing. Visually, yeah. The song is epic.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: You see these homies come in the alley and just
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: start squabbing. And you see motherfucking bobs, and it's a
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: real-life video, dog.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I've never really seen, you know, like, I've only seen, like,
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: things from afar, because, like, what is it? I don't
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: know if you ever, you know Felipe Esparza, the comedian?
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, what is it?
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I've been on, what is it.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: His podcast, and I talked to him, and I remember
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: he told me, he was like, yo, he's like, I
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: ran into this fool who, like, is this cholo god,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: and he was like, he was like a cholo, but
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: he had, like, black nails, and And, like, yeah, like,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: you know, this fool.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Was, like, just, and I was, like, what the fuck?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: And he was, like, this is a.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Thing, dog.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Like, he was telling me, you know. Yeah, it's a
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: legit thing, bro.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: It's almost like a cholo who, like, fucking just, like,
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: rocks out crazy, bro. Like, it's, like, it's fucking, like,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: full-on bands, like, those, like, spiky fucking bands.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: He's dating Kat Von D right now.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was, like, that's his lady.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Shout out to the prayers, yeah.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: That's fucking dope, man.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: What do you have that you're working on that hasn't
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: come out yet? Can you talk about some things like that?
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: I got Pitch 25 coming out. That's a movie where
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: we were fighting over this kidney. A kidney? Yeah.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Like an organ?
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like an organ. So it's pretty crazy. It has
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: a bunch of people. It has Richard Cabral. It has...
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Robert Lassardo, it has the homie Psych Dog. It has
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: so many people. Guest appearances, it's epic. It's going to
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: be good. So the edit was supposed to be done
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: November 13th last year, but they're trying to sell it
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: right now. And the director said he's going to do
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: something crazy so he gets publicity for this movie because, damn,
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know. What is he going to do?
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: He's going to buy a real organ? I think he
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: has it at the premiere or something. And that would
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: be some crazy shit, bro.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: I think he's going to get an organ transplant live
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's fucking crazy.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Does he need one?
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: No, I think he just wants to see how it
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: feels or something.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Damn, that shit could go wrong in so many ways.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: But that's what he wants. He wants to see.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: And it doesn't have a scheduled release date yet?
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: No, I haven't seen the edit yet. So I'm waiting
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: to see the edit.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's, like, one of the big projects you've
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: been working on.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: What about music video? Have you done any music videos?
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: I feel like you come out in every Sick Jacket
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: music video, dog.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: I was with Sick Jacket, but I didn't come out
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: in his videos.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Nah, I haven't really done any music videos, bro. I've
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: been really slow motion because with the twins.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: That's, like, recent, bro. You know, you got to be
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a dad.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: But also, just, like, being a baby daddy to the
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: baby mama while she's pregnant, you know what I mean? Like, so,
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: you know, it's not just.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: A lot to attend to, yeah.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's taking care of her, making sure she's good,
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Fuck, and that shit, yeah, I was like, you had to, like,
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: you almost had to revert back to that because it's like,
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: your oldest daughter is 16, right?
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was like, this is.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: I really thought I was done.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this was like, you get two for one.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Man, the doctor sat me down and says, I got
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: something to tell you.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Were you high when he told you?
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: I needed to be.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not even going to lie to you.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: I was like, shut the fuck up.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he looked like.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Was you by yourself? Was your lady right there?
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: My lady was on the table.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: I thought he would have been lying to me if
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: he would have told me some shit like that.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Like, just to fuck around. I probably would have turned
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: your skin tone, dog. Yeah. Wider.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Fuck, even wider.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I probably would have turned your skin tone.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: I swear, man. Like... she's smiling she's like and i'm
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: looking at her like what the fuck's that stupid look
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: on your face and she already knew the news you
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: know they already told her i see two.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Sacks no matter what i'm not excited yeah.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: That's what i'm saying i was like you.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: Know that's two asses to change that's two two mouths
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: to feed.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah man two like screams at the same time like
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: It's like a little chorus in my house sometimes. Hey,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: do you get a lot of fucking cholo dads hit
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: you up? Be like, hey, homie, shout out to you,
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: you know? Like, fucking, I got my kids.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: A lot of cholo moms, actually.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Nah, nah, nah.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: I'm playing, I'm playing.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Don't get in trouble for that shit. You know, because, like,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: fools like that, like, you know, like, if you're, like,
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: a cholo or, like, you used to bang fool, like,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: you know, there's certain sides of of, like, foods that
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: you don't display.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: It's almost, like, instinctive.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Like, for example, like, obviously, you know, we work here
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: with B, and we get to fucking mess with this
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: food all day. But there is just some certain side
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: that you just probably will never see out of this food. Like,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think this food ever gets, like, you know how, like,
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: you can watch some sad shit on the.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: TV, and, like, it'll have you feeling some type of way.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: This food will just be, like, you know what I mean?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Just some fucking ice cold, dog.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, certain things. I feel like You know,
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: so it's like for you to show that side, you know,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: like being like, you know, because you be putting it
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: out there, you know, be like, hey, fuck it, like
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: I'm here with the twins, you know what I'm saying?
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Like that's pretty dope, you know, a lot of people
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: are like.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Also, we also do like blood drives. I just had
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: a blood drive right before I had, and basically the
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: company is called Blood Inc. It's something I started, and
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: it's to educate tattoo people can donate blood for the children.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: At all?
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: They can.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, they can?
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for so many years we've been told that we
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: can't donate blood. So, I mean, children's hospitals right up
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: the street, if you guys want to go out, donate blood.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: It's for the kids, you know what I mean? Each
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: pint of blood that we can donate saves up to
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: three children's lives, depending on size, you know?
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's a lot, man.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: Damn!
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: You know, that is, I mean, fuck, man.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: It's like, but that shit's got to be clean, though,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: all right?
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Don't be fucking going in there donating blood if you
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: turn up or not, you know what I'm saying? I heard, like,
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: you can't really be turning up too much if you
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: got donated blood. Is that true?
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Well, it's not good for you to donate blood if
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: you're turning up. Smoking weed, man, whatever. But I don't
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: think there's a problem with smoking weed and donating blood.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: I think if you're drinking, your iron levels have to
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: be proper. So if they draw your blood and your
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: iron's low, it could be from drinking and you can
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: have an effect. But I'm going to tell you something.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: I donated blood. I did my blood drive, and... I
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: went out and had one margarita and I was drunk.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Swear, dog.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Swear. That shit never happens.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Like, after, like, are you talking about slurring your words drunk?
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Like, what the fuck is this? Damn. For real. I swear,
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: because you lost a pint of blood. You know what
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: I'm saying?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: And it's true, man. You're a pint less, you know?
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was in high school, I ate a
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: brownie one time after I donated blood because you get
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: to this class if.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: You get to donate blood, right?
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: So I would go do it and just kill the
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: whole day eating snacks and kicking it there.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: And what is it?
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Like, I guess I was like, you know, it was
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: like towards the end of the day.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, cool.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Homegrown made brownies.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: I ate some. And it was just a little piece, dog.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: And I swear, like, I didn't go home until, like,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: 1030 that day. And, like, school was over at, like, 12. Yeah, like,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: that shit hit me hard, though.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I had donated a pint. And, like, this is when
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: you're young.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: You know, when you're young, you can withstand a lot
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: of shit. Yeah, you can bounce back like nothing but, like, fuck, dude.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: That shit is true. When you donate some blood, like,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: You could either be a fucking mischievous motherfucker and be like, well,
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go donate some blood, do a good cause.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: And then I'm just going to, like. Like, turn up,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: and I'm only going to have to drink one beer, eh?
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: You're a cheap date, you know what I mean? One beer,
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: you're in and out. Like, super cool.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: You can fucking get all sick and shit with fucking
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: one beer.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Get a nasty hangover. Hey, so what's up with the,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: you brought some gifts, the Moonlocks, dog.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, Zodiac.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Danny, Dr. Zodiac, Moonrocks. We got Moonrocks
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: flavor here.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: We have the cartridges.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: We have pre-rolls. Yep. And then we got pre-rolls with Keef. Also,
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: we brought some Moonrock Ice and This has to be refrigerated.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: That has to be refrigerated? Did he tell you why
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: it needs to be refrigerated? I'm, like, interested to try
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: that right now.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Come check it out.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: You know what? Shiki, you're a bong person. Are you
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: going to fucking try a bong load of this shit?
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like this has CBD on it, dog, or something.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Let me try this shit.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: This is dope, man.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: It's the strongest bud in the galaxy. And you see
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: that white powder? I put that on my blunts.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: That shit is so, like, delicioso.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to put it up his nose. Fuck you, dog.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: You're a fucking asshole.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's going to fit up your nose.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a fucking asshole.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: What a piece of shit. See, if we can't talk
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: to him, I'll be real tomorrow, dog.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: This shit smells like strawberry, dog.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's flavored. What does it say? Does it say flavored?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Strawberry.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: Strawberry.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Ice strawberry yeah it just says it just says ice
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: and yeah it doesn't say the flavor on it but.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: It just says ice yeah that's the moon rock ice
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: you have to keep it refrigerated but look after you're
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: done taking out the moon rock i don't know if
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: you can see it but you put all that on
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: your blunt and you stay lit to the moon you.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Know food you know what's crazy dog you're like the
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: second cholo homie that like Like, there's something about, like,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I think, like, Cholo's love moon rocks, dog. Because George Perez, like,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: if you listen, you.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Know who George Perez is?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Every podcast, bro.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, every podcast, dog. Like, fucking George Perez, he's
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: a good friend of ours.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: And he's a comedian. He used to do the Yo
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Mama thing.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, so he, you know, he's a homie. You know,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: even his hashtag is, like, Cholo from Orange County, you know. And, like,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: they're sponsored, as a matter of fact, by this.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: And it's like, yo, he, like, they get fucked up
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, you know what? Maybe there's something I'm
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: not fucking, like, trying about it. Because maybe I got
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: introduced to moon rocks. I don't know if I've been
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: doing this, like, what, five, six years?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: No, five years? Five years ago, and it was probably, like,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: in its early stages.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to go ahead and try this moon
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: rock ice right here. Pass me a lighter, Shiggy. You
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: better try this shit, too, dog. You're a fucking.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Man, I've been smoking the key for him over here, dog.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Well, that's true, bro. It's got me real fucking... The
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: high is real good on it.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: It burns slow. Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: It definitely takes a lot to catch on fire.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: This is ice.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. That means it works.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Let me say this shit.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Works, dog. No bullshit. Shout out to Dr. Zodiac.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Hey, I want to see Raz do clear a bowl
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: of this shit right here, bro.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: What's up, Raz, dude?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Clear a bowl, dog.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Hey, Sheik, I only took.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: One fucking hit of it. And you can tell there's still.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Certain parts of it that I didn't fucking, like, get
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: to burn. I'm good, bro. This shit fucked me up.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: This shit was like a punch to the face, dog. Like,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: maybe I fucking have, maybe there's something. Now I see.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Now I see it, dog.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Because what's his name? The dude with the woogoo.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Danny? Yeah, no.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: I know he produces it, but... Killer Priest. You remember
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: he brought us this shit?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie. One time, bro, those nuggets
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: he gave us, I put it in my grinder with
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: regular weed. So it didn't fucking fuck up my grinder
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: because I mixed it up.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: And I rolled a couple joints.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: And I remember it was when I went to C-minus'
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: gig one time at the shortstop. And fuck, dude, them shits, like,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: they fuck you up. I'm going to start rolling these
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: shits up in joints and not tell the motherfuckers.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be like, oh, you want me to
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: roll a joint? All right, for sure, be real.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: That shit will be slow, slow burn.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Hey, for real, though, that's what we should do, dog.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: We should call them moon bombs, dog. Like, when you
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: roll a joint, bomb the shit out with fucking moon rocks. Yep,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: and then just, like, not tell motherfuckers. Because if you're
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: not ready for it, it fucks you up. Like, I
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: wasn't ready for that shit. I was not ready for
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: that shit. Like, I feel like Kevin Hart, I wasn't ready.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: That shit fucking, that shit gave me a punch in
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: the face.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: What you said is usually I'll take them out the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: freezer and put it with a little bit of weed,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: mix it up together. When you hit it, it just
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: burns bomb, you know? All right, I'm good.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: I can definitely see why they got to keep it
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: in the freezer because it's like the oils and different
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: types of THCA. That's why it fucks you up, the THCA.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: This is right up your alley, dog. You're the only
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: motherfucker here that give me a full gram of THCA.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. Really? Yeah, he fucking will take a full
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: gram of that shit.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: That's our next product.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Just straight TTA?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: You ever thought about branding on your own shit?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Talked about it.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Talked about it?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, are you happy or just endorsing it?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: I used to have my own weed shop, and I
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: made a gang of money in Hynda Park.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: You used to have it, or you don't have no more?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: No, not no more. Man, we had it a while back.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: When that shit was really starting to pop, huh?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Man, we were making so much money every day, but
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: I'm not interested. I think I got to stay legal because, like,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: the career is... Yeah.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what if you get to... What if, like,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: one day.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: I got a weed store with no license. They bust me.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gone.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: No more roles for me.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: This will land the fucking... This will land the one
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: fucking Disney voiceover. Like, Disney starts to do more fucking... Right.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, more fucking.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: So you land the voiceover that it's, like, fucking... Disney
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: fucking voiceover actor, Michael Flores, fucking, you know, linked to
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: fucking illegal marijuana shop.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck yeah. A truck full of cocaine or some shit.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Fuck! Damn!
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: That's how you know the fucking shop was active. That
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: shit was like, oh, we're a shopping center.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Like, I was like, you get more than what you
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: ask here, dog, if.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: You look for it.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: No bullshit, dog. Yeah, I've been accused of all that shit. Like, no. Damn.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: They accused you of all that shit? Nah, I'm just kidding.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, damn. I was like, damn.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Just seeing if you're listening. I was like, I am listening.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: The last time I got pulled over, me and my girl,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: they had us on the wall, right? And they're like,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: you can have 16 pounds in your trunk. And I'm like,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: I ain't got no fucking pounds in my trunk. You
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: know what I mean? I ain't got shit. Put like
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: a closed bottle of tequila and shit. And they.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: They didn't find shit. But they accused me of having
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: 16 pounds, you know, and I was like. Yeah, fuck.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: That's some fucked up shit. Just because I look like this?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they thought you was fucking packing.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: And then my homeboys were driving by at the same time,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: and they Snapchatted my ass.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck, that's fucked up, dog.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: This is embarrassing, psych dog, you know? Like, this fucker
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: put it on his Snap.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's fucked up, dog.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Did your homies stop, too, when you got pulled over?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Nah, they were screaming, what's up, Joker?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Hey, on top of that, you're getting pulled over with
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: your lady, dog.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my lady was up against the wall, too, like this.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: And they fucking say, oh, what's up, fucking Joker? Like,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: what do you think the fucking CHB's going to think
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: if he's like, so they call you Joker, huh?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, fuck. Then they took out the
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: game card and, you know.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: Fuck.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, they put a lot of roster when they
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: run your name, I bet, you know? Like, I bet
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: some of your history comes out and shit, you know?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: Does it still come out, or is it, like, fucking
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: bad credit, you know, where, like, after a certain amount
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: of years, they just, like, forget about it?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: All my juvenile stuff doesn't come out, but all the
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: other stuff.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, any fucking shit that's in the door, you
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: got some trouble with. That's crazy, man. That's fucked up
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: when you get, like, when they fucking receive you like
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: that every fucking time. That's why you wear.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: A hat, fool. But I mean, someone can even make
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: a false claim, and they're going to be like, oh,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: you're going to prison. Like, what the fuck?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true, man. Like, they'll arrest you.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Like, if somebody's seen you in, like, a suburb, you know, like,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: and they fucking just.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: You're going to jail.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. And somebody's like, they just see you
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: just kicking it, bro.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Like, it doesn't even matter if you have, like, a
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: rich homie. You know what I mean?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Like, let's say you're going to.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: See your homie.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Like, nah, you'll be treated. You better pay for the lawyer.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like, damn, that's fucked up.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Because they would roll up on you, like. That's the
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: reason I don't kick it in places like Burbank and shit, dog.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Like, fuck that shit. Fuck Burbank.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you hear him? He was like, fuck Burbank.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: Glendale, Burbank, fuck that. They're fucking those areas.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're fucking, they'll hunt you down.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: And it's like, I bet it's like, it's like, I
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: bet it's so quick when they fucking hit you. Like,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: all you need is like a fucking fool to just
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: like have a glimpse of you just driving. And then
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: he just speeds up and he puts the lights on.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: He doesn't even need to have a reason, bro. They
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: just have you, bro.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You'll see them, like, going the opposite way. They
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: see me, bust a bitch.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Boom.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: You're like, what the fuck did I do? Like, nothing, shit.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: You asked out, dog. You got to.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, though?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Like, if you talk to them as calm as, like,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: you know, you're talking to right now. They probably think
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: you're fucking around with them. They're like, what did I do? Like,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about? You're giving them, like, that
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: fat Tony tone back. You know what I mean?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: But I'm an asshole because I'm, like, I'm going to
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: call Internal Affairs on your punk ass. They're like, what?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: We were about to let you go. And I was like,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: fuck you. Damn. And, yeah, they fucking gave me a ticket.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Damn, fucking A, man. That's fucked up, man.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, but fuck. It be like that sometimes, right?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Racial profiling, dog.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dog.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's ever gonna stop, dog. All that
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: gangbanging from the 90s, fucking... You know what's fucked up?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: These are Mexican cops. It's always the fucking... It's always
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Raza that fucking gets you like that, huh? It always is, dog.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is, bro.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, I can't... I can name more times where, like,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: They've been fucked up to me.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Like, you know, as compared to.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: The only time they bailed me out was in that
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Cobra City Sergeant. I was like, hey, what the fuck
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: are you doing? This was a fucking smoker, not a gangbanger.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Like, he just fucking.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: You want to hear a funny story?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Shoot it.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: So one day, I'm going to film this rape scene
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: for a movie, you know? Hey. So the director hits
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: me up. He's like, hey, I need you to go
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: to this motel. What the fuck? pull in, you know,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: we already had the room rented, whatever, you know, and
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, cool. So I'm sitting there in my
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: car and I'm eating like a Jolly Rancher or something.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: I had the trash in my pocket, right? And all
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: of a sudden I get surrounded by LAPD. And they
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: pull me out of the car and the first thing
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: they do is they say, get out the fucking car
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: so I can get out. And the Jolly Rancher pack
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: drops on the floor and they're like, he has crack,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: he has crack. And I'm like, what the fuck? Where
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: did I get crack? Like, you know, what the fuck?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: And they put me in the fucking car and they
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: had a dog. And I'm like, what the fuck do
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: you mean I have crack? The Jolly Rancher paper, they
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: thought it had crack in it or some shit. And
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck? I'm here to film
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: a rape scene. And they were like, okay, we'll let
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: you go.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: And I was like.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, what was the look they gave you when
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: you said, hold on, I'm here to film a rape scene? Because, like,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: if somebody told, like, I would think, like, are you
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: making a fucking snuff film in this fucking motel?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: They asked me, are you making a porno? And I says, nah,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I'm not getting paid porno pay,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? I'm getting paid just to rape,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: you know? Just a different rape, you know?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy, dawg. It is, like, was that movie released, dawg?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: I've never seen it. I'm not going to lie. It
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: was a James Franco production, but I never saw it. What?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: No fucking way.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Are you fucking serious?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Ray, did you hear that?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: I know Ray's out there because Ray gives me so
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: much shit for being a fucking James Franco fan, you know,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: from the movies that he's done. And he fucking had
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: you fucking do this.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: Well, it was a script that he had produced, which
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: he was a backing for the students. and he had
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: approved the script, and I was a rapist. I never...
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy, man. Fucking James Franco. Either he probably
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: just gave it that.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: It's kind of a sicko, you know?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: You meant that for what? I was like, damn. That
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: was nasty.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: You got me raping this girl, you know?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, was that shit awkward for doing a scene like that,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: or what?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that shit was pretty crazy. When she took off
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: her top, and they're like, you got to look at her,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, Like a sick rapist. Like, I don't
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: know how that looks, you know? Damn, they was like, you.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Got to give her this evil look while you're like
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: about to fuck her.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know how to do that. Damn.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's fucking wild.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: I had to YouTube the look.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: You had a.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: YouTube to look. What did you watch? Fucking documentaries and shit.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: Stop playing.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: This was like fucking Zero Rapist, like.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, what does that look? Richard Ramirez? How the
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: hell do you look like that?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, that fool was a crazy motherfucker, dog.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: He did, yeah.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: That fool was bad, though. Yeah, he was badass.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that fool fucking was, he did some crazy shit, dog.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: I just did a pilot that I shot called Carlitos
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: where I'm playing like a Charles Manson wannabe where I have, like,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: women committing crime for me and, like, Cutting out guts
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: and killing people just for the purpose.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: What was the first time that somebody gave you, like, hey,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: we play this monster. Did it feel weird for somebody
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: to be like, hey, I need you to be cutting
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: up these guts? Because to me, though, I don't really
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: like too much of those movies with gore. You know
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: what I mean? I don't really like looking at what
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: the inside of the body looks like. I don't think
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: I'm supposed to find out what it looks like.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: No C-sections for you.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: I would be there, but I would wear some shades,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: you know, so that way she doesn't.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Know I'm not looking.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: Dog, don't look at the, like, I didn't see it directly.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: I was looking at, like, the lamp, and you could
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: see everything. Like, what the fuck? That's pretty crazy.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: I would be like, I would ask the doctor, be like, hey,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: can I get a dose of morphine, too?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: Because, like, fuck. No, people pass out. People faint.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: I think I would.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: I would think I would faint.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: I would just throw up. A lot of men faint
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: during birth. Either way, whether it be natural or C-section.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: I would just throw up, dog. I would just probably just, like,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: throw up. Because, like, if I see somebody else throw up, like,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: I get sensitive enough to be like, what? You know
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, so, like, I can just imagine, like,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: fuck that, bro.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: But you're wearing a mask, so if you throw up,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: you're throwing up with, like, the mask. And it's going
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: to be, like.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's going to spread.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, just hold it.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's nasty.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would just, yeah. But I wouldn't faint.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: I would probably just throw up. I mean, I'd be like, yo,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: this is kind of like sick, doctor.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: This is like, what the fuck?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: That's weird.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: There's a sink. Look for the sink.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Clock it up and shit?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck it. Be like, fuck it.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: I'm paying $ 10, 000 an hour for this shit.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: They're not going to watch the baby there anyways. That
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: shit's expensive, huh, fool? Yeah.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just fucking, yeah, fuck that, dog. You know,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: when you fucking, it only cost me fucking, what is it?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: What did it cost me to get my dog license? $ 60, dog.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying like, you know what you adopted? You adopted? No,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: a fucking pet.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? I was like, yeah.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: I'm just not mature enough to make that decision yet, dog.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not at that point in my life.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Well, sometimes it happens by accident. Shit.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: You don't pull out or, you know.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Sometimes that shit is too far, dog. And you're just like, fuck. Fuck.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: I just got to leave it inside.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just like, I tried to. But, like, subconsciously,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: you know you meant it.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: By accident.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: You make it look like an accident.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, fuck.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: I fucked up.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: See, like, he laughs, bro.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Because he's like.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: That's some scumbag shit. You gotta admit a scumbag enough, dog.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: Nah, not me.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: He's like, not me, dog.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: I can never be a scumbag. Nah, nah, nah.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's fun, man. Sometimes. Fuck you, dog.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: I say it all the time.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Not all the time, dog. Sometimes it's like, the best
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: city you can go be a scumbag in is Vegas.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: You like going to Vegas, dog? Or you get pulled
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: over there too? Hookers.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: I love hookers.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. I'm playing.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I'm playing.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: Nah, if you don't pay for it, they're not hookers, right?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: All right. Nah, I love Vegas.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Call them Costco.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: They give you the free sample and shit.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: They be right there.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: They be right there, dog.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Fucking, you know what?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: Have you ever picked up those cards and tried to
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: call the card?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: They don't have those no more. They kicked all those
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: fools out, dog. Yeah, they kicked.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Those fools out from the strip, dog.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: Challenge.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Like, they have, like, occasionally, like, they'll leave them or, like,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: they'll be by a place.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: Walking by and then.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: They don't have that no more, dawg.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: They kicked all those fools out.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: I was there, like, when did we go? Like, what
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: is it? Two weeks ago? Yeah, two weeks ago.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: You guys walked the strip all the way down?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we always walk the strip when we go out there.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: All the way.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, even by the cheap casinos, dawg.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gone, bro.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Damn. They have occasional, like, now they'll have, like. They'll
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: have one fool running, like, not a newsstand, but, like,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: the shit that lets you know what the fuck is
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: going on. Then they'll have the cards there, but that's it. Serio? Yeah.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: And it's like, you didn't want none of those fucking
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: people on the card, bro. You never got the bitch
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: that you called on the card, number one. Number two,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: if you called one of those strip clubs to take
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: you in the pole, like, the bitch that was dancing
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: in the fucking limo was a beat-up, jacked-up bitch, dog.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: She was like, you know what I mean?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: Well, that's why it was dark in there.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it was dark in there. And then
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: when she got to you, you're like, oh, shit. Like, bitch, like.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like fucking.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Scary ride.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it turned into a fucking amusement ride at that point.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: And then, like, your expectations go way low after the
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: strip club. And then to top it off, when you
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: show up to a strip club, you get taxed, bro,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: if you don't have a plug.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: That's the fucked up thing, bro. I think that strip
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: clubs out there, they based on what you look like, dog. Like,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: if you look like they could get away with taxing you,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: they're going to try it. Like, what the fucking.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: The sign outside says it's free entry.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: One time my dad went to a strip club with me, right?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: And he was getting these lap dances, you know? And
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: the girls were like, pay me. He goes, I didn't
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: tell you to give me the lap dances. So the
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: manager came up and was like, hey, dad has to
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: pay for those lap dances. And he was like, I
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: didn't ask him to give it to me, you know?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: So they kicked us out of the strip club. And
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: he got some free lap dances. Oh, that shit was funny.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: And you know what, though, man? Like, what is it?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: Like, George Perez, the homie works at a, he worked
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: as a DJ at a strip club.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: And he's told some crazy stories, dog.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: And there's fools in there that'll go in there and, like,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: they'll finesse a bitch. Like, for example, like, he's just
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: saying a story about this one fool who, like, because,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: you know, like, if you go in there and, like,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: the bitch sucks your dick, like, that's an agreement between
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: you and the bitch or something in there, right? So, like.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: Contract.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a contract.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: And, like, nowhere on the line because, like, if she goes, like,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: they were.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Breaking it down. They were, like, if she goes and
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: she tells her manager, like.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Hey, this was not paying me for the fucking blowjob. He's, like, well,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: I paid you for VIP, and that costs $ 200. But
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: you said, like, I'll contract with that. And then at
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: that point, you're jeopardizing the club. And he pretty much
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: told me, dog, that nine times out of ten, the
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: customer will win that fight because it's such a deal.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: A fucked up offense. You know what I mean?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Technically, when they get caught up with this shit and
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: it's in the wrong and the stripper tries, it's like, oh,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: so you're defending prostitution? It's crazy, dog. It's like a
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: crazy game out there. But it's crazy how they just
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: said the, oh, I didn't ask her those lap dances.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: That's the same excuse the food says. I didn't ask
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: her to suck my dick. She just fucking did it.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: Then there was no agreement.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: There was no agreement. That's not what I agreed for.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: I paid $ 200 for the VIP dance.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: I would think it would be free.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: It's like the fucking liquor in the limousine. It's just free.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: You just drink that shit.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: I learned that from many quinceaneras. One day, two times when.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: I did this. I think you gotta pay for that shit.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Whoever rents the fucking thing for it. I assumedly thought
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: every time it was free so I helped myself.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: It was great.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, at that point, I was underage. Isn't
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: it fun how much more fun underage drinking is? Like,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: when you get older, you're like, ah, it's okay. Yeah.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Everything, when you're not supposed to do it, then this
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: is not better.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: When you're a kid, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, when you're
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: a kid.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: Is there anything you look forward to, like, in your
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: career as an actor, dog, that you haven't, um, that
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: you haven't, like, reached yet?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm doing, I don't know if you've seen my
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: short film, Loco. I'm about to shoot the feature for that. Um,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: that's gonna be fun. Um, It's taking me back to
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: where I had hair before I shaved. And so... What
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: kind of hair did you have, fool?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen the wig yet.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait. Well, you always.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: No, because, like, they wanted me to be, like, undercover.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: They don't want you to see all the tattoos, so
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be undercover.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: The whole disguise, 360.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: What are you playing, like, a cop or something?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: No, I'm playing a prisoner. But, like, when I go
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: to prison, I get out and just... You got to
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: check it out. I have the short film. It's about
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: eight minutes on... On my Instagram. It's pretty good.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: I am. That's crazy. Whenever they make, like, a Cholo
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: character put on hair, I always try to see what
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: producer or what director made it out of the ordinary. Because,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: you know, they usually try to give you the fucking
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: slick back with the hairnet on top. You know, you
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: have a little fucking beginning of it right here. Or
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: you have, like, you know, your typical.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: But these are French producers and stuff, so they have
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: a little different, like, Like, in my first movie, I'm
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: driving a Mustang. I'm like, what the fuck? I wouldn't
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: be driving this shit. You know what I mean? Like,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: I want a lowrider or something. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: And they were like, no, this Mustang is fine. And
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah. So the other day, they sent me, like.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Like an old school Mustang or what?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a 60... Some greaser shit, huh? Yeah. So
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: I was like, this doesn't even fit my character. But
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: they're like, in France, it looks good. I'm like, okay.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was shot beautifully. I'm not talking nothing bad. But, um...
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: Now they send me some cars, some ugly-ass cars that, like,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: nobody would drive in the 80s. I'm going back to
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: the 80s, and I have long hair, and I probably
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: have no facial hair or nothing like that, shooting backwards.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: And then I'll come into now to where I'm shooting
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: in the moment where, like, I'll do a reveal where
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: I shave my head, and then you start to see
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: the tattoos.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: Do you have a lowrider, Doug, or do you have
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: an older one?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: I did own one and I sold it to my
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: friend and he got tweaked out and didn't finish paying
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: for it and recently got killed on the freeway. He
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: got shot like 36 times by Highway Patrol.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Wait, shot 36 times by Highway Patrol?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: For what?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Riding the lowrider?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: No, no. He was just on the freeway and he
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: put his hand in his pocket and they lit him up.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: They shot him like 36 times.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Damn. Yeah. They took the car too?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: And he told me he had my money in his
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: pocket that night.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Fuck. He said I had your money in your pocket
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: that night.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: It was like, yeah, I got your money. I was like,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: I'm working, dog. I can't just leave. Next thing I know,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: the next day, it was in the news. He got
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: shot 36 times.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: They lit him up 36 times for a hand in
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: the pocket.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: He was like this. And then when he went like this,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: everyone lit him up.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: And he's a bald fool too?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, big old ball food, yeah, that would take no chances,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: they said the tasers weren't working, so they killed her,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: they shot her.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: Fuck, yeah, damn, I was like, this was a big
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: ass food, like, it's like that food from fucking End
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: of Watch, that was beating up that Chinese cop, yeah,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: that big ass food was fucking her up, dog, yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: and it just, I was like, I was like, were you,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, did you, were you in the set
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: of that movie, dog, I feel like you were somewhere
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: in the set, just kicking it, not even.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: In the movie, no, I wasn't, that was right before
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: my time, I hadn't even been around, um, I had
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: seen a lot of people that I had worked with recent,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: right after that, and I was getting a lot of work,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: but that was, like, right when I entered the scene. Like,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: if I would have been around, I would have definitely, yeah.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Fuck, that movie's had some time, man.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Sometimes, you know, the movies you like, it makes you
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: feel like, oh, you're not, you're not, you're there, because
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: a lot of those streets is, like, pretty much, like,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: you live two blocks away from one of the main
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: fucking houses that gets raided in that movie.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: Right, yeah.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: And then it's, yeah, like, I was like, that's crazy, man. Hey, well, fuck, man.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: What about everybody who wants to follow you, man? Everybody
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: who wants to follow your career, get at you in
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: the social media. Even if you know somebody out there
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: that has any questions or just a fan, where can
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: they get at you at, bro?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: Actor Michael Flores on Instagram, and that's pretty much it.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: On Facebook, but that's pretty much blocked. There's no more
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: room or anything. So we appreciate it, you know?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Actor Michael Flores, make sure you check him out, man. Well,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: congrats on the twins, man, once again, because I know
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: that's recent, man. And congrats on fucking setting the example
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: for a lot of these fools that they think it's like,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, that they don't really got
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: no career options. It's like, hey, man.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: It's a good time. You have a good time. They
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: don't check criminal records. You can be yourself, you know
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: what I mean? They ask you to commit a robbery.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: Just don't take nothing, you know what I mean? Leave
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: everything there. The money is fake, you know what I mean? Like,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Have fun with it, you know?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: He said, just don't take nothing. The money is fake.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, hey, because, like, bro, if you see this money
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: on set, it looks amazing. And people will be like....
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: That shit looks that real, though?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: I swear to you, it has to look pretty real. Damn. Like,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: you're doing a strip club scene, throwing $ 100 bills. You
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: see a stripper, like, put a couple of those fake
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: $ 100 away, you know, thinking, hey, this is Could be
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: my next meal, you know. But they don't know it's
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: fake as fuck, dog. Yeah, it's fake as fuck. All
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: that money rappers have in the pool. Yeah. It looks
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: so good, but it's all fake, dog. Like money trees
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: or any of that shit, you know. It's all fake.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Makes a lot of sense, man.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, to have that money just laying around,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: it seems ridiculous.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: And you see people like, hey, what's up?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: And that's all fake money and shit.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: What the fuck?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: I'm a fucking, man, unless I see somebody holding stacks
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: of ones, you know what I mean?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: That's real.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's real.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: But if I see somebody- We're going to strip clubs.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: You text me. Yeah, man.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck, man. That's fucking, that's crazy, man.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: Hey, man, it's been fun, man, having you here, man.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: I want to thank you for coming on the show, man.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: Always, always. Yep.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: And, you know, I'm up. Thank you for the moon rocks, too.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Dr.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: Zodiac, daughter, you know.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: And thanks for the gear, too, man. What is it?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: A jersey I got over there?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to make sure I put that shit in
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: my next music video and shit, dog.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: Cool, cool, cool. Beautiful.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: You know, me and my boy got a couple things
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: in the works.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: And, you know, I was like, whenever you want to
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: come back and do the Dr. Green Thumb show, you're
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: more than welcome before he goes on tour.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: Cool, cool.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: Same set, but just, you know, just be real asking
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: the questions.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do it.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: It's like two cholos talking to each other, dog.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here. yeah that's what i'm talking about you
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: heard it right here uh fuck hey man you know
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: what i'm gonna try to see what's up with a
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: fucking smoke box dog i'm gonna talk to b about
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: this shit bro let's do it i think that would
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: be fucking lit because you actually you you can hang
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: with the motherfucker you know i mean.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: Like oh yeah we're smoking yeah i was moon rocks.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Baby hell yeah so we're gonna go ahead and do
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: that uh we don't smoke the same on instagram shout
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: out to and thank you to everybody who's been uh
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: checking out our music video, and showing a lot of love.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: I told you guys what supplies last.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: I will personally keep writing you guys letters and sending
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: them out like a fucking old school fan club.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: Shout out to everybody watching on Facebook too tonight. Oh,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: we're on Facebook tonight?
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, the views must have been crazy. Hell yeah.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Flavors by E-Zone, flavorsbyezone.com, Chicadelic.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: And DJ C-Rock to close it out.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: C-Rock. Hey, gang, say it. Hey.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: We'll see you guys next week.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: In case you're wondering, next week's guest is Chucky Chuck,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: so make sure you check that out.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: More info coming on this week. Happy Mother's Day, y'all. Yep,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: happy Mother's Day to all the moms.