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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for Stacks and Hacks. I have stacks, and Rich
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  Speaker 1: has life hacks. I have stacks of information, and it's
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  Speaker 1: usually stacks of stuff I can't get to, so we
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  Speaker 1: just made this segment, Stacks and Hacks. A designer has
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  Speaker 1: created a summer Hawaiian shirt. Have you guys heard about
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  Speaker 1: this or read about this yet?
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't all Hawaiian shirts kind of be summer?
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  Speaker 3: No, in Hawaii, they wear them all year long.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a Hawaiian summer shirt, but it has this
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  Speaker 1: weird pattern, a very abstract pattern that works as camouflage for...
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  Speaker 1: for AI-powered surveillance cameras.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, now that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: So they can't see you, which would ruin lots of
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  Speaker 1: fun TV shows.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: When they try to find you on CCTV, like if
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  Speaker 1: you're on Reacher. So that'd be kind of cool.
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  Speaker 4: So is it like a green screen? So like your
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  Speaker 4: head would just be floating? That's what I was thinking,
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  Speaker 4: just like a head.
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  Speaker 3: They can't recognize you.
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  Speaker 4: Facial recognition.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe it like, maybe it projects like a flash
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  Speaker 2: of light.
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  Speaker 4: On your face so you can't see it. Like those
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  Speaker 4: license plates.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Every time I see people rolling around those, I'm like.
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  Speaker 4: You don't know how to have that. I know.
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  Speaker 3: You guys know that Mylanta, that brand Mylanta? Yeah. Like
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  Speaker 3: people would say, oh, Mylanta.
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  Speaker 5: What is that?
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  Speaker 1: Mylanta.
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  Speaker 3: It's a stomach thing like Pepto-Bismol.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They launched two limited edition fall harvest liquid anti-acids, pumpkin
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  Speaker 1: spice and spiced apple cider.
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  Speaker 3: They're on Amazon now.
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  Speaker 5: Now all I got to do is get hot honey
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  Speaker 5: and they're on all the trends.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like shocked. I thought Oh Mylanta was like, oh
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  Speaker 6: my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: Like Oh Mylanta.
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  Speaker 5: No, it is.
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  Speaker 2: But people just started saying that because Mylanta is like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my, oh my, Oh Mylanta.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so when it comes to boob news, I
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  Speaker 3: have boob news.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: A new study reveals that symmetry, what does symmetry mean, Kyle?
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  Speaker 4: Symmetry means they're both the same on each side.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, a new study reveals that symmetry may matter more
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  Speaker 1: than size when it comes to boob appeal.
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  Speaker 3: Boob appeal. Researchers, I would have loved to have been
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  Speaker 3: part of that study.
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  Speaker 1: Researchers found that people prefer a centrally located nipple.
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  Speaker 6: No, that's so valid.
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  Speaker 5: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: What, Payton?
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  Speaker 5: That was so valid.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so when I first started to get boobs and
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  Speaker 6: I was getting older in high school, in high school,
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  Speaker 6: I had an A cup, and then the other one
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  Speaker 6: was like a CB cup, so it was very lopsided,
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  Speaker 6: and I was very insecure about it, to the point
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  Speaker 6: where my mom promised me that if they didn't even
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  Speaker 6: out by the time I turned 18, she would.
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  Speaker 4: Pay for a boob job. That's so nice of her.
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  Speaker 6: I know, and you could imagine how mad I was
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  Speaker 6: when they caught.
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  Speaker 5: Up to each other.
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  Speaker 4: You were like, aww.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, aww. So when you get fake ones,
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  Speaker 3: you can pick where you want everything?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 5: That's a Kyle question. I don't think you can.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess, I think the changing of the
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  Speaker 4: nipple would be a different surgery.
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  Speaker 5: We don't know. You have the boobies.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't have that one. They just inserted implants.
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  Speaker 3: And they look great. Well done.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, Tanya.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Well done, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: If I could stand up, I'd give you a standing up.
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  Speaker 1: A woman on TikTok claims that her stomach got super
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  Speaker 1: messed up by ground-up coffee because of what was in
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  Speaker 1: the coffee.
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  Speaker 4: What was in the coffee?
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  Speaker 7: Cockroaches love coffee. There's a 100% chance that if you're
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  Speaker 7: drinking ground-up coffee, you're probably drinking ground-up cockroaches, too. And
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  Speaker 7: I just recently went to the doctor, and they couldn't
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  Speaker 7: figure out what was wrong with my GI tract. They
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  Speaker 7: thought I had Crohn's disease, a gluten allergy, high, low
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  Speaker 7: blood pressure, you name it. They also did allergy tests,
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  Speaker 7: but do you know what they didn't test for?
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 7: The ingredient coccineal, which is literally ground up bugs. And
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  Speaker 7: it's not only in your coffee, it's also in a
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  Speaker 7: lot of processed foods. So then I had to go
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  Speaker 7: and get a special test for that and come to
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  Speaker 7: find out that's exactly what I've been allergic to this
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  Speaker 7: entire time. And then the doctor laughs like, oh, a
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  Speaker 7: little protein never hurt nobody.
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  Speaker 5: But in your case, it is hurting you.
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  Speaker 4: We're not going to be.
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  Speaker 5: Laughing about that.
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  Speaker 6: That reminds me of like when there was like the
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  Speaker 6: rumor that there was like that poo in deodorant in Doritos.
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  Speaker 5: You guys heard that? What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Have not heard that story.
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  Speaker 5: That's horrifying as well.
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  Speaker 6: Uh-huh, I know.
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  Speaker 3: That seems like a lie to break down, attack the
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  Speaker 3: Dorito company.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I still eat them.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so do you guys ever do this?
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  Speaker 1: I do this every once in a while. Like sometimes
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  Speaker 1: if you're looking up at a star, you go, I
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  Speaker 1: wonder who else is looking at this star? Or do
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  Speaker 1: you ever think of something and you think?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah, do you think of something? What, like Fievel?
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  Speaker 4: No, Alex Warren has a song in his new album
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  Speaker 4: called Same Stars.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of along that line.
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  Speaker 1: But do you ever think, like sometimes I go, I'll
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  Speaker 1: think of something, I go, I'm the only person in
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  Speaker 1: the world thinking this right now.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't know if that's true or not. Well,
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  Speaker 5: that probably is in your case, John Jay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, according to an estimate, every time you hit the
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  Speaker 1: space bar when you're typing, 600,000 people are doing it
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  Speaker 1: at the exact same time around the world.
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  Speaker 5: That's fun.
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  Speaker 4: That just feels like good camaraderie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of cool. You're all typing.
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  Speaker 5: We're the same.
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  Speaker 4: Look at all of us hitting that space bar.
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  Speaker 1: A new poll on grilling since Labor Day weekend is
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  Speaker 1: coming up, it included food that each state is known
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  Speaker 1: for grilling. For example, in Alaska- Most people are grilling
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  Speaker 1: moose burgers. Grilled salmon and halibut. In Florida, it's gator.
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  Speaker 1: In South Dakota, grilled peasant. Wyoming, people grill bison. Montana,
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  Speaker 1: elk steak. In Maine, they grill fiddleheads.
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  Speaker 5: What are fiddleheads?
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  Speaker 3: Fiddleheads are young, curled shoots of certain ferns. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what ferns are.
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  Speaker 4: Like the plant?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so. New Mexico, roasted green chilies. Delaware,
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  Speaker 1: blue crabs. In Hawaii, it's chicken and Cali ribs.
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  Speaker 3: I've had that. It's great. In Colorado, Rocky Mountain oysters.
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  Speaker 3: Those are bull testicles. Yep. Yep. What do you got
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  Speaker 3: for life hacks, Rich?
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  Speaker 5: Well, John Jay, you're the most complicated get ready for better,
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  Speaker 5: I would say, amongst us. Like, Kyle, do you do
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  Speaker 5: anything to make your sleep better before you go to
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  Speaker 5: sleep or are you just tired and you go to bed?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm just tired and go to bed.
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  Speaker 5: I figured as much. What about you, Peyton? Do you
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  Speaker 5: do anything to get yourself ready?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I have a little wind down.
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  Speaker 1: Moment.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well, John Jay, can I just get a list
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  Speaker 5: of the things that you have to make yourself sleep?
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  Speaker 5: And I'm going to add one to your list.
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  Speaker 3: I do the CPAP, a breathing machine. I do a
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  Speaker 3: mouth guard. I do earplugs.
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  Speaker 1: I wear a mask underneath my CPAP. I take a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of multivitamins and sleep aids to go to sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Did you talk about your oxygen tank?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I have an oxygen tank.
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  Speaker 5: Not described.
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  Speaker 4: What about the underwear over your head?
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, I have a mask now that I have,
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  Speaker 1: which I need a new one. It's a new thin mask. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: those are just some of the things I do.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, we'll add this to your list because scientists now
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  Speaker 5: say that there is some actual definite science between warm
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  Speaker 5: feet at bedtime. But that doesn't mean you should wear
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  Speaker 5: both socks. It means you should wear one sock to
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  Speaker 5: bed because one of them helps your body release heat
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  Speaker 5: in the other one. helps your body stay warm. And
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  Speaker 5: that process really shuts down your brain and can help
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  Speaker 5: you sleep. So if you are having problems getting to sleep,
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  Speaker 5: you can follow all of John Jay's tricks or just
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  Speaker 5: try one sock.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's so accurate because my husband keeps the room
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  Speaker 2: really cold at night. So I sleep with like a
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  Speaker 2: heated blanket and it warms my feet up and I
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  Speaker 2: fall asleep so fast. But I washed my heated blanket recently.
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  Speaker 2: And so I've just been too lazy to put it
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  Speaker 2: back on. And I feel like it takes me longer
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  Speaker 2: to fall asleep without it.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: Throw in a sock, Kyle.
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  Speaker 5: Try it tonight. Bad Life Hack and many more at johnjainrich.com.