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Low Hanging Fruit & a ROADSHOW! | Friday September 13, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

• 0:15
  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and come
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: laugh with us inside the tree house. I'm Daniel Malley
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma, and momentarily we
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: are going to reintroduce a dear old friend into the treehouse.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: So if you would, secret special guest, just hang tight
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: backstage for just a moment because I need to do
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: a quick check in on my crew here because yesterday
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: Trey Raj both under the weather feeling the sickness. Raj,
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: you look a little bit better. Uh, Trey, how are
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: you feeling today?
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: Ass? Dan?
• 1:02
  Speaker 4: Is that is that ass comment? Dan? Or ask Dan?
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: It's a great question. Uh, roll your own ass? Yeah,
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: do you have COVID? Because you said that you've never
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: had it as far as you know, so you were
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: a COVID virgin. And after hearing Raja's symptoms from COVID
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: this week, the three day COVID you were, you were
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: wondering do I have the VID? And uh?
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: And I took two tests and both negative and I
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  Speaker 3: got I was hope. I was hoping for a positive test.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know why I'm not sick enough to not
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: go to work because I don't have a fever. So
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: I was literally just going, man, if I got positive test,
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: I can actually call in and get some rest.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: I said, nope, what about what about the good old days?
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  Speaker 1: You just lie about it and you're like, sorry, got the.
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  Speaker 3: VID and if they go, let's see a test result.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is not a little bit personal, Like you're
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  Speaker 1: not supposed to, you know, share medical information. They're supposed
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: to just take your word for it. Believe me, I've
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: seen it a lot in my broadcast career. You tell
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: them you have something, and they're just supposed to believe
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: you and go about their business and not do anything
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  Speaker 1: about it, and certainly not ask for any sort of
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: verification that you chew through your own ethernet wire.
• 2:40
  Speaker 4: I think now you can't share like hospitals can't share
• 2:44
  Speaker 4: stuff that's that would be a hip of violation. But
• 2:47
  Speaker 4: I think your employer can ask for you to send
• 2:51
  Speaker 4: in your COVID test result.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: And the truth matter is if I really yeah, my
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  Speaker 3: employer is like, I don't think they would question me
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  Speaker 3: one bit if I said I can't do it. But
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't leave everyone else hanging out to
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  Speaker 3: drive if I'm not legitimate, like I mean, I feel
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  Speaker 3: like ass, but said, I don't have a fever and
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  Speaker 3: I don't have COVID, so I just go to work.
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: You power through. That's the gen X way, yep, isn't it.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: That's the way we all have been raised, and it's
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: the way in which we still operate.
• 3:32
  Speaker 3: And it's why I hate people. If they are hungover,
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: they call in sick.
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  Speaker 1: You shut up. You've been that hungover in the past,
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  Speaker 1: and you know it. There's a reason why you're eight
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: years sober. That's because I guarantee at least one time
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  Speaker 1: you were so hungover that you didn't go to work.
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  Speaker 3: I might have slept through work a morning or two
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  Speaker 3: because I was so drunk, but no, I did not.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that's a trap question because I know
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  Speaker 1: where you were for a number of years.
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  Speaker 3: In the morning hour. I might have still been drunk
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: in the morning, but I, god damn well showed up.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, we were there. There is there is no
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  Speaker 1: way that you do anything at the loon. May it
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  Speaker 1: rest in peace for any amount of time in the
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  Speaker 1: evening and you somehow miraculously wake up sober twelve hours later.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: That is that is an impossibility.
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  Speaker 4: I think that was one drink at the loon. If
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  Speaker 4: you have twelve hours and you wake up sober, you
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  Speaker 4: only had one drink at the loon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because, like, isn't it for for pilots, They're not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to have any alcohol or something a certain number
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  Speaker 1: of hours, or that they have to be below a
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  Speaker 1: certain BAC to even get in the cockpit. Pilots were
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  Speaker 1: not allowed to be within a one block radius of
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  Speaker 1: the loon if they were flying the next day. Don't
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  Speaker 1: even mention going in also wink with not much? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: pretty much. Well, I'm glad, Raj. I'm glad you're feeling better.
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  Speaker 5: Tray.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you feel like ass and I'm sorry that
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  Speaker 1: you still have your COVID cherry, but we'll do what
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: we can to make you feel better. I do have
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: some good news today, if you'd like to hear it. Okay,
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: first of all, it is Friday, September thirteenth, twenty twenty four.
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: That makes it Friday the thirteenth. And I honestly didn't
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: plan this, but I think there couldn't have been a
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: better day or date to bring back a fan favorite
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: in the treehouse, because if I was planning it, looking
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: at the calendar looking ahead and thinking to myself, my goodness,
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: if there was ever a day or a date to
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: bring Jerry Caldwell back into the treehouse, would it not
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: be Friday the thirteenth.
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: I thought you were very hologram of russ.
• 6:08
  Speaker 4: We can just hold up a bottle of tequila.
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: The batman, Now, I think I would have done that
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: for like Halloween. So do like an official seance and
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: try to bring back from the dead. Although Jerry's got
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: a bat simple thing that he's holding up there, What
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: is that? Is that a pocket knife?
• 6:27
  Speaker 5: It is? It's like one of the most dangerous pocket
• 6:30
  Speaker 5: knives ever. It's got a blade on both sides, so
• 6:34
  Speaker 5: it's like a batter ring.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, it is the batter ring.
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, it's perfectly a form so you can put your
• 6:44
  Speaker 5: fingers in there when you've really got to, like, you know,
• 6:47
  Speaker 5: absolutely positively everybody in the room needs to be stabbed,
• 6:50
  Speaker 5: you can.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: Just And here I was thinking we didn't want to
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: lean in too much to the buffalo. Jerry angle on
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: how he likes to murder people even though he doesn't
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: and what does he do At the first two minutes
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: on the ship, he pulls up a double edged blade.
• 7:04
  Speaker 4: God, it's it's gotta be nice to be white. If
• 7:12
  Speaker 4: I just started showing that same knife right now, you
• 7:14
  Speaker 4: would see them repel down, come getting me, and they'd
• 7:19
  Speaker 4: be justified.
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: Speaking of Raj, you you have met my a gm
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  Speaker 3: zay Zay is a big guy. He is from Pakistan
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  Speaker 3: and uh, he came in and was telling me about
• 7:35
  Speaker 3: flying getting on a plane in first class on nine
• 7:38
  Speaker 3: to eleven. I was like, oh, man made some people
• 7:46
  Speaker 3: change their religion.
• 7:48
  Speaker 4: I have done this by not thinking about it. I
• 7:52
  Speaker 4: have done this, and so Zaine would appreciate this, So
• 7:55
  Speaker 4: let him know when you could work. I Sometimes it's
• 7:58
  Speaker 4: cheaper to buy one way, right. So if you're like,
• 8:02
  Speaker 4: if you're gonna go to Los Angeles, you can buy
• 8:04
  Speaker 4: one way and then you wait till that clears, then
• 8:06
  Speaker 4: you buy the one way back. Well, uh, that's a
• 8:11
  Speaker 4: bad move. When you're this color, you don't buy a
• 8:13
  Speaker 4: one way ticket never. Yeah. Uh, And I did that
• 8:18
  Speaker 4: on I think it was like five or six years
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: after September eleventh. I bought a one way to Boston, uh,
• 8:27
  Speaker 4: and then the one way back. I had both of
• 8:31
  Speaker 4: the boarding passes on my phone, but yeah, I got
• 8:36
  Speaker 4: I got pulled. I got randomly selected, and it was hilarious.
• 8:39
  Speaker 4: I'll show you guys the picture. I'll send it. I'll
• 8:40
  Speaker 4: post it today. It was me and seven other Pakistani people.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: Then just just bad luck, right.
• 8:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just in one room and I go, wow, I
• 8:54
  Speaker 4: guess we all got randomly selected and it was just
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  Speaker 4: seven brown people in one room.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: Did they also have one way tickets like you?
• 9:03
  Speaker 4: They had they were going back to Pakistan. They had
• 9:07
  Speaker 4: come in for a wedding, so yes, they had a
• 9:09
  Speaker 4: one way ticket back to Pakistan. So I got to
• 9:13
  Speaker 4: hear all about the wedding and everything went well. Their
• 9:16
  Speaker 4: son's very happy. I got pulled off first, which was
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: nice because they saw my license did still say Mesquite, Texas.
• 9:24
  Speaker 4: So they're like, come on, buddy, we got you.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: What's believe in it?
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: No, No, they were very they were If they would
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: have had the Mesquite, texaciety, nobody would have believed that.
• 9:35
  Speaker 4: But they believed me, and they they were very polite.
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: And I understand they have to do their job.
• 9:41
  Speaker 5: Having grown up in Mesquite, I understand it's fair. It's
• 9:45
  Speaker 5: unusually diverse in Mesquite for what that town is.
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: Unusually diverse.
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: Jerry.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: It is what are what were your expectations of Mesquite
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: growing up?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I didn't have any. I just I just happened
• 9:59
  Speaker 5: to be there. That that's where I landed, so to speak,
• 10:02
  Speaker 5: when I entered into this world almost fifty years ago.
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: You were born in Mesquite.
• 10:09
  Speaker 5: I was born and raised in Mesquite. Wow, Okay, that's right.
• 10:13
  Speaker 5: And back in the fifties when my adopted parents moved
• 10:17
  Speaker 5: in there, that was where rednecks went to cityfly without
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: certifying too much.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: And it's fascinating that that you, Jerry, were able to
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: be reared in Mesquite and and you've you've blossomed into
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: the butterfly that you are.
• 10:40
  Speaker 5: You struggled so hard with that, Well, it's not.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: So much a struggle. I was just trying to find
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: a you know, a nice you know, metaphor for it, because,
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: like as it is now, you are like a beautiful
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: butterfly flapping around North Texas. Because if you are not
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: a member of our patreon patreon dot com slash Treehouse
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: on air, then you cannot see Jerry. Because Jerry is
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: his own person. He has his own style, he has
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: his own flare. And I need to bring that up
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: because I need to point out what he's wearing, which
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: is a Pearl Jam shirt, his favorite band. But the
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: jacket over shirt, but the jacket over it is something
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: to behold. It is a it is it Paisley.
• 11:25
  Speaker 5: It is It is a black jacket with red Paisley patterns.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Not like you think it's extremely shiny. It's like if
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: a Paisley pattern, interestingly enough, got reared by a disco ball. Yeah,
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: that would be what Jerry is wearing.
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: The jacket.
• 11:49
  Speaker 5: You trying to look like a Miler balloon.
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: You got the Pearl Jam ten. I believe that's the
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: album that you have, and then you have the jacket,
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: and I do believe you are wearing shorts.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you look like if if they had a white
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: trash party on Cedar Springs.
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: Or just a party in Mesquite.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, who knew that those those two neighborhoods could
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: be easily?
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the jacket that I wore to my
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: thirtieth high school reunion.
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: Oh gotcha? Okay, nice, it's a it's a it's a
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: good looking jacket. I thought I thought the brand was
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: Iron C. I I think I was wrong, yep, But yeah,
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: I think I think I could pull that off.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe you could. But like Jerry's one of those. He
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: has his own style, he has his own flare. Like
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: I could not wear that jacket. I would not look
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: decent in that jacket.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: Oh I would disagree. I think if we we have
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: to doll it up a little bit, like, it has
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: to be a little more sophisticated. It can't be all
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: the flare. Like if you did a black like mock
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: turtleneck or a black turtleneck with that jacket and some
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: black slacks, I think you would kill it.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Really Yeah, all right, then how would you dress Tray
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: with that jacket? Please say? Please say shirtless and just
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: a jacket.
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: I would take the sleeves off. Uh he has no shirt,
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: cowboy hat, jeans, boots.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, come on, go for chaps.
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: I was trying to give you some dignity.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Oh no, there is no dignity in the treehouse.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that went out the window twenty years ago.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, so that that jacket, ass less chaps, a cowboy hat.
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  Speaker 4: And then.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: This is the first time I played this song with
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Tray in mind and not Jerry. Oh, just Tray in
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  Speaker 1: that red, shiny paisley jacket, leather chaps, no pants, no undies,
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: just tucking it back, dancing.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: For the camera, puts the lotion on its skin.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jerry, if if if, if you're nice, Tray,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: if you ask Jerry very nicely, he may he may
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: let you borrow his skin suit.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's good. I'll make sure and butter him.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: Up and the skin suit too. You want to keep
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: it supple.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: You're listening to the Treehouse, visit us online that Treehouse
• 14:55
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• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the reminder, Tray. I caught the hint
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  Speaker 1: with you doing the hands on the steering wheel. It
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: wasn't necessarily that that was a lotion application reference or
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: anything like that.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Or that.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, needing to patch up the skin suit with some leather.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Let me move away from that topic and that song
• 15:22
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• 15:24
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• 15:26
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• 15:29
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• 15:42
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• 15:50
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• 16:06
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  Speaker 1: dot org. It is Fridday, which means we got to
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: get to birthdays. We also before we can get to
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: the biggest story of the week inside the Treehouse. That
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: is a fruit and vegetable related The other piece of
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: news we've already unveiled, and that is Jerry's triumphant regular return.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: He's always been in and out of the Treehouse, but
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: regular return of Jerry called well inside the Treehouse. Very
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: excited to have you in here regularly, Jerry. I think
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: we're gonna make Fridays a regular thing with you. And
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: then he's going to be helping us do some other
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: stuff on the back end of the network which we're
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: looking forward to. And speaking of the four of us
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: being together in one spot, although this is virtual in
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: just a couple of weeks, we're gonna do it in person.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: That means specifically a road show announcement. Yeah, good job here.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I think golf class so on Friday September twenty seventh,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: we are going back to Shaker Tins this time though
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: it's going to be at the Shaker Tins in Arlington.
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  Speaker 1: Shaker Tins in Arlington, Friday September twenty seventh, we are
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: doing a live Happy Hour road show live in person.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: We'll tape it and then release it for the rest
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: of the world to hear and enjoy. So you can
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: come see the show done live to tape in person
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  Speaker 1: at Shaker Tins in Arlington Friday September twenty seventh, five
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: to seven pm. We'll do the show. We'll have some food,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: we'll have some drinks, and we will also have a
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: little bit of merch available. We have some leftover from
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: the Saint Tulsa campaign and we want to make sure
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: you have a chance to get some of that, whether
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: it's a sticker or a shirt. And since we have
• 18:53
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• 18:57
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• 18:59
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• 19:03
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• 19:05
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• 19:08
  Speaker 1: an Ultimate tree House member, you get twenty percent off.
• 19:12
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• 19:15
  Speaker 1: the Treehouse on Patreon. So thank you to everyone that's
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: done that and also anyone that needs to make plans
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: on coming out to the road show. Shaker Tin's arlingkedon Friday,
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  Speaker 1: September twenty seventh. Thank you and we look forward to
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: seeing you there five to seven pm. You have the
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: address I thirty in Collins. Does anyone ever actually remembers
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: It's it's like, does anyone ever actually need the address?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Do they reminder or are they going to do what
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: most people do, which is just type in shaker Tin
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: see Locations or shaker Tin's Arlington and then it'll just
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: pop up with the red dot and then they'll just
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: go to it.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: No, that was just for me.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I was just wanting to know where I'm going shaker
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Tin's Arlington. Just type it into Google and say hit
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: directions and hit start and it'll take you right there.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: But in case you're curious, it's I twenty. I'm sorry,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I thirty in Collins. So it's north Arlington and it's
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: just south of the Hooters. I feel like most people
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: know that Arlington Hooters, Because if you've ever spent any
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: time in Arlington, whether you live there like I did,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: or you've gone to Arlington for games, you're aware of
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: that little pocket area and that's where Shakerton's Arlington is.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: If you really desperately want the address, I'll give it
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: to you later.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Rush, Okay, I'll just look it up. But I didn't
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: know where I was going. I think.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I'll send you a pen just in case. All right,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: So here's the other big thing from this week, fruit
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: and vegetable related that we need to get to an
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: addition to Jerry, in addition to the road show announcement
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: and the fact that it's Friday the thirteen, which is
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: you know we earlier this week, Jerry. I'm not sure
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: if you heard about it, but I told the story
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: about how my father showed me on a cucumber how
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: to practice safe sex. And it involved him, if I
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: remember correctly, I was like twelve or thirteen, and he'd
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: already given me the biological talk a couple of years prior,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: but he wanted to show me how to properly use
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: a condom, and thank god, he pulled out the cucumber.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: That's a good, right, there, Yeah, pretty much. But what
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: he did was he went the extra mile. He carved
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: the cucumber to look like an actual penis, so there
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: was there was no fleshy green on the outside. It
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: was just the white green fruit inside, but cut anatomically correct.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: He spent some time on this. And keep in mind
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: when he did this, there was no YouTube for him
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: to look up on how to carve a cucumber into it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: It, Dan, you didn't tell us about this part of it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: You said he peeled it. You did not tell us
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: he carved it into you know, the anatomically correct penis.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: This is a new layer.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: This is an unwanted layer.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, welcome to my world. So the other part
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: of the story, I guess I forgot to mention was
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: instead of him just using a cucumber, he carved it. Ino,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: he sculpted it.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: How much did that therapy cost you?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Forty dollars a week?
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: What did you do with the cucumber after salad?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Everyone? Look, I didn't like to eat cucumbers before, but
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: if I did, I really didn't want to put one
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: in my mouth.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: After or they out of eggplants.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Look, my dad had a plan, that's all I know,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: and he executed it. The thing was, though, that I
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: was telling the guys earlier this week, is when he
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: because he wanted the cucumber to be anatomically correct, so
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: he carved it. Sorry, he didn't just peel it. He
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: carved it so it looked like Wiener so it would
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: be realistic for me. When he demonstrated how to put
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: on the condom, the problem is, and this is the
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: part I definitely told Trey and Raj about, is when
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: you peel the cucumber or you carve all the skin
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: around it off, it's slippery because it's wet because it's
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: a fruit. And when you then try to put a
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: lubricated condom on a slippery cut cucumber, it's it's kind
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: of hard to do it. And so when he tried
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: to do it, it ended up shooting off the tip
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: of the cucumber and into the blinds, into the kitchen.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: And was the cucumber circumcised?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, I really it was important. So when he took
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the cucumber, if he took the cucumber and carved it,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: would he have to make it look circumcised. So he've
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: just left some of the green peel and cut around it.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I guess, damn, this is your childhood trauma, not mine.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Well, the cucumber was cut, circumcised, was you wish whatever
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: however you want to frame it. It was completely cut.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: That's why the condom shot off the tip and into
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: the blind.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: You know, Prince Albert, that'd be great.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if we knew what those were back then.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Oh they did.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: My dad probably did, but he didn't. He didn't let
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: on that that that he did, and I appreciate that.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: So anyway, so based on that story we told earlier
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: this week, and now a new layer of it has
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: been unveiled, like like like a turtle neck is, there
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: have now been two additional cucumber stories in the news
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: that have popped up. Raj sent me one. I saw
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: one a couple of days ago and dismissed it because
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, that's that's that's too much cucumber
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: talk for one week. And then this morning Roj sends
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: me another one. I'm like, okay, I guess we're talking
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: about cucumbers again. And the one that Roj sent me
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: is from TMZ cucumber Man vulgar Veggie vid a man
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: appears to pleasure himself with a cucumber.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: M hm.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Look at you saying like like like I should have
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: expected it.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know how you service a cucumber,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: but I think.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think he was servicing the cucumber. I think
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: the cucumber was servicing him because it and it was
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: caught on camera. A man appears to pleasure himself with
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: a cucumber in a driveway.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to click play on the video.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: I don't find out if he carved it to be
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: anatomically correct or anything.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I think it would. That's that's a great question, Jerry.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: And to be honest with you, if if he had
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: heard my story about my dad, he would know probably
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: not to do it because it makes it really slippery,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: or at least could be something it could be. So
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: maybe you keep some on on the business end of it,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: you cut this well, business end partying. I guess it
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: depends on you know, your mood. But then you want
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: to keep some of the peel at the base for
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you know, grip. I've already thought way too much about this.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I can see it on Trey's face. He's like, I
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: want to get back in bed.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: No, I was just curious, like, did he at one
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: point did he grab some ranch dressing, dip it in
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: there and go noth it looks like this. Go to
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: the doctor.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, you're talking about my dad, not the guy
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: in the video either way.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Go to the doctor.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but just imagine my face after he tells me
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: that and then bites the end of it off with
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: the ranch on and goes, if this happened, you really
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: better go to the doctor.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: My dad was full of life lessons and I miss
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: him dearly. Now remember if the cucumber stays stiff for
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: more than four days?
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Everyone you know, Oh Jesus, let's see in this story,
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: they say to check out the clip, but again, I'm
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: not doing it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: The man walks over to the front of a car,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: taking a cucumber with him, and appears to shimmy the
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: veggie into the car's grill. Okay, it's hard to see
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: exactly what the individual does, but while looking around to
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: make sure he's alone, the person turns around, appears to
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: drop his pants and does a shimmy of his own,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: rhythmically bouncing on the makeshift sext toy, and after he's done,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: smokes a cigarette like you do. So if I get
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: this correct, he took the cucumber, put it in the
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: car's grill and then just backed up on it. Why
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm looking it up right, Go for it, Jerry,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: It's on TMZ.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Just look up shin and sharp.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: And then, as if that cucumber story wasn't bad enough,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the one that I saw earlier this week is from
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: the very reputable Daily Star out of England, where British
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: men are being warned about placing cucumbers in their supermarket
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: baskets because it could be misunderstood. The reason why is
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: a dating service has been launched exclusively for men with
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: large members and it starts and it starts in the
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: supermarket with men, with men announcing their physical attributes with
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: a cucumber. So I can't get away from cucumbers now,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: So thank you. And where's the grocery store again, England? Oh,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: you can try it at Whole Foods if you want, Jerryman,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: upside down pineapple and a cucumber right next to it.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. No, see now we did learn about the
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: upside down pineapples. RAJ tray. You guys know about those, right, Yes,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: that's the single for swingers things. Yeah, so, especially at
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: our V parks, is what.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: I've what I've learned, Oh gotcha?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, And and I think it even might take it
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: up a notch. If the apples, I mean, if the
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: pineapple is upside.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Down, that means it's a couple pep had to be
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: upside down.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, planapple upside down single or or at least
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: ready to mingle.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Okay. And then in the cucumber. I've also heard garden gnomes.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: If you have a garden gnome outside, it's one of
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: those things that lets everybody know.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Can we just make it? Can we just make it
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: to where there's no question, like there's no gray area,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: because is it's is to signify your swinger, you're supposed
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: to do it upside down? Or is it right side up?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Do you hang the pineapple from the knob of your
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: RV door? There's raj you're mentioning. Gomes might play a role.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I've heard flamingos might be an indicator of of swingerdom.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: We just need to make we to make it very
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: clear cut to know whether or not it's a swinger
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: symbol or not. You could always get you one of
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: these jackets that Jerry is wearing. That would certainly help.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: You can just carve cucumbers. I don't know.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I don't just set out a fruit salad. Does anyone
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: else want anyone else? Will want to take a break.
• 30:36
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• 30:37
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  Speaker 1: All right, we got to the vegetables. We got to
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: the road show announcement at Shaker Tin's Arlington, Friday, September
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: twenty seven, five to seven pm. Fruit salad, Jerry Jerry's jacket.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Now it's birthday time because it is Forday, September thirteenth, Friday,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: the thirteenth, twenty twenty four.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Who's pimples?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Oh from hearing Friday.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: And that birthday music.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like I said, today isday September thirteenth, twenty
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: twenty four. Birthdays today. It starts out kind of little
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: as far as birthdays, but then it actually picks up. Okay,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Lily Ryanhart from Riverdale is twenty eight. Now Horan is
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: thirty one. Ben Savage, Fred Savage's little brother is forty four.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: So that's gonna make us all feel old having watched
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Boy Meets World. Ben Savage is considered age now from
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Rascal Flatch. Joe Don Rooney is forty nine. Tyler Perry
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: is fifty five, Olympic sprinter and superstar in Dallas his own.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Michael Johnson is fifty seven from Jane's Addiction. Stephen Perkins
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: is also fifty seven. Comedian and one time appearance on
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: the show back on Live one of five three. Jeffrey
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Ross is fifty nine. Who's bald now?
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Oh he does okay. When we had him on the
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: weekend show back at Live one O five three, he
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: had full head of hair. He was, you know, roastmaster general,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: very cool guy. And then one day turned on the
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: TV and saw a roast promo or something. It was like,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: oh my god, what happened? And alopecia, you said, yes.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: I believe he has a called alopecia universalis, which is
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: the entire body. I think he does put on, and
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: I think he's got some treatments for I think he's
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: getting a beard back, but I know he does draw.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: I think his eyebrows on and it could be like
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: the again with the treatment that could be coming in
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: naturally as well, but yeah.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, Dave Mustange for Megadet sixty three. Randy Jones, the
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: original Cowboy and the Village People, who we also had
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: on the radio show back.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: It was a few.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Times in the early two thousand's right, Tray, Yeah, yeah
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: he is. He is seventy two today. Peter Setera turns
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: eighty wow. Yeah, okay, yeah, that's man from Blood, Sweat
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: and Tears. David Clayton Thomas is eighty three, Miss Manners,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Judith Martin is eighty six, and Cinnamon Carter, the female
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: lead on the original Mission Impossible TV series. The actress
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Barbara Bain, she is ninety three today.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I think maybe for the next Mission Impossible movie, Tom
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Cruse should bring her back in a role. You talk
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: about a guy that's known for his outlandish stunts in
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: the Mission Impossible movies, what bigger stunt would there be
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: than mounting her? I mean, you can or maybe you
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: know what, Maybe that's why he keeps doing all the
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: crazy stunts. Maybe the other producers because he's one of
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: the bosses on the film franchise. Maybe one of the
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: other producers or writers or the studio saying hey, you
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: brought back all these other mission impossible people. But you
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: haven't done anything with ninety three year old Barbara Baines.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: So we think we should, you know, have like a
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: love story type angle. And he says, how about if
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I jump out of a plane instead? Or how about
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: if I jump out of a moving train?
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: I just want to know, like if he's like, how
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: do I like? How much is a hip? He's got
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: to cover the hip. She's ninety three. I gotta cover
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: whatever medical damage I do to her in this uh
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: in this love scene, she's gonna she's gonna explode in
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: five seconds.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: That'd be a great intro to the new film, wouldn't it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: What's that tray?
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: I said, she's gonna explode in five seconds and say
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: thank you right before.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: She's like, I'm your mission? Should you choose to accept it?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: And that's the whole movie. It's just two hours of him.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: But God, I don't know if I want to accept this.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I know I've accepted everything going up until this, but
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: can can can I can? I take a flight on
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: a Boeing jet to think about it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I'll open the door mid air myself.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: How about if I do it on fire? Will that work.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh good lord. All right, so there's your birthdays.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Barbara Bay ninety three, Happy birthday, and I apologize. All right,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: there is some really big news. Two things we need
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: to jump on today. In addition to Barbara Bay is
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: everyone remembers Ray gun right, the Australian viral breakdancer from
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: the Paris Olympics. I don't know how this is possible
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: because I stopped researching at the headline. Okay, Ray gun
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: the viral Australian Olympic breakdancer has been ranked number one
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: in the world by the sports governing body. And now
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I really do feel like we are living in an idiocracy.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Sequel Australian Olympic breakdancer Rachel Gunn, viral during the Paris Games,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: was ranked number one in the world by the sports
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: governing body. The World Dance Sport Federation released its world
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: ranking list, saying in a statement that she secured the
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: top spot after she came in first place at the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three Oceania Continental Championships. The ranking puzzled many people,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: some of whom took to social media to point out
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: that the thirty seven year old bee girl, who performs
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: as Raygun didn't get a single point from Olympic judges.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: The Federation clarified that the ranking is updated based on
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: each athlete's top four performances within the past twelve months,
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  Speaker 1: and that the points earned in the competitions are valid
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: for fifty two weeks from the performance date.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't isn't her husband or fiance one of the judges.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: He's one of the organizers of the World Breakdance Organization.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, countless conspiracies everywhere. I can't even keep up
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: with them anymore.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: No, but I believe that's like, that's how they think
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: she got in is because he voted for her. Like
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: there's not one other breakdancer in Australia, Like, not one. I,
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: honest to God, feel like you really could just you know,
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: spit in any direction on the entire continent of Australia
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: and find a better representation of breakdancing.
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  Speaker 5: Yes. Absolutely. Did any of you watch any of the
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  Speaker 5: Para Olympics, Yes, okay, so the Para Olympic breakdancers phenomenal. Absolutely, No,
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: they were amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. To be fair, this is one of the areas
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: where the Para Olympians might have an unfair advantage over
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: regular athletes because it's a lot easier to spin her
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: ound like a top if you don't have any arms
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: or legs. This is one of those events where I,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: honest to God feel like the Parent Olympians should have
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: been in the regular breakdancing and the and the quote
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: unquote regular breakdancers should have been in the Parent Olympics
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: because they would have an unfair uh or they'd be
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: disadvantaged by having all four arms of legs. And this
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: is why we usually keep this conversation on our Patreon
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: behind a paywall.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: I'll see you on the cancel side of the internet. Yeah,
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: but that's exactly what was my thought. I'm like, ah,
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: it's kind of easy to do the most if you
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: don't have the extra weight.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, even if you have to have somebody come out
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: and spin you, wrap the string around you and pull
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: up real hard.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Break dancing doubles. I would watch that all day long.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Look, these are the things that that we discussed with
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: the Olympics and the Parent Olympics like it's Look, it
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: is an actual disadvantce for that guy from was it Brazil?
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Brazil?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: And then also also the Chinese swimmer whose name is Guou,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: who has no arms yet he's doing swimming events, and
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: in order for him to win, he can't just reach
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: out and touch the wall. He has to headbutt it,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: which is completely unfair because he ends up in second
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: place because he doesn't have any arms. The guy that
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: lay next to him doesn't have any legs, but he
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: has arms, so he can reach out and touch the wall.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: That's something. Yeah, he lost by a hand.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: You mother, you just couldn't let it go, could you?
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: He did?
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: You?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: You are not happy unless all four of our little
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: boxed heads here have a cancel stamp across all of it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I appreciate the team effort.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, the other guy lost by a nose.
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  Speaker 1: And in a natural segue from UH cucumber sex with
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: a Nissan to UH Brooks Plumbing laying pipe. Now back
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: to the cucumber thing briefly before we get into the
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: final thing today and this extra long episode feeling like
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: of the treothon ad is Raj. What was the question
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: you had about the guy screwing the Nissan and the cucumber?
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: What was the question that I had?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was you were wondering what type of Nissan.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: I think it was a Nissan rogue.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, let's just let's just remove all doubt.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I'll just watch the damn video.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: You're not ready, you're not just letting you know, don't
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: play it for Okay, here we got.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's ever ready to watch a video
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: where a man pleasures himself with a cucumber attached to
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: a Nissan. So I'm just gonna jump in.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, So is he all right?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: So there's an establishing shot. It's a security camera looking
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: on some stairs parking spot with a silver Nissan parked
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: in the parking spot. It's a man in a blue
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: shirt and a cigarette. He's got a bucket and he's
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: walking towards the car. Now blue shirt, jeans, and he
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: takes a cucumber. So this is where I'm actually very
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: grateful to know that I can't see the front of
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: the car. I'm only seeing the back end of the car.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: The car's only seeing the back end of him.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like the third person in this unnecessary centipede.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: So I guess at this point he's got his cucumber
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: and he's sticking it in the grill of this Nissan, which,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: by the way, we don't even know if this is
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: his car.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: It is not his car, Oh god, it's not.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Somehow it seemed it seemed like it would have been
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: better if it was his car, you know. But whatever.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: All right, So he's sticking cucumber in the grill. Okay, Yeah,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: he's got his pants down, he's positioning himself. I think
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: he's still smoking, just being cool about it. Okay, yet
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: now now he's bobbing up and down on that cucumber
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: attached to the Nissan. Now he's smoking some more. I'm
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: really glad they cut that out. I didn't need to
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: see the entire you know session.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, good, because I do believe they've released a new angle.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want any angles.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want the undercarriage gold Google, let go, no,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But I do believe there is another angle that
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: they because I think they arrested the guy for.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Don't.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the crime is.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: You know what, if you don't have one yet, hold
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: him until you can create one. But please God, do
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: not let this man out in public again.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: But I think he also wants to go back to jail.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: I think that's by what he's doing to that poor Nissan,
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: a super You know what it is to scissor a
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: super room?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: How hard is it?
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: As hard as carving a cucumber.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to get cucumbers out of
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: my brain. I really need this weekend to forget.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Your brain is not the place we seem to have
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: a problem with cucumbers.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: No, that, unfortunately seems accurate. All right, let's have a
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: nice palette cleanser. What do you say that'd be great? Yeah,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: let's do that. Bye. I'm going to share with you
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: a different video to cleanse our brains of the man
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: with the cucumber and the Nissan. And I'm going to
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: show you what I saw earlier this week. The audio
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: is just like a bad song. Don't know why, but
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: this is fort Worth Police in a chase earlier this
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: week where they needed to arrest a man and they
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: needed to do so quickly, and they did it. They
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: did it good. So you have a dash cam foot
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: of a fort Worth police car tahoe behind another fort
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Worth Police tahoe chasing a vehicle and the man, the
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: suspect you see them see in between these two trees
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: m hm. So you've got the suspect who gets out
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: of his vehicle and he kind of does the bow
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: up thing like he's gonna put his dukes up, ready
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: to ready to fight the officer. Well, here's this is
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: not this police officer's first day arresting people, and he's
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: not gonna do the old school thing and just stop
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: and put his dukes up. No, he's gonna he's gonna
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: take the upper hand and tackle this man like he's
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: in a game of Matt. So the suspect is standing
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: in front of the officer. The officer exits his vehicle
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: and doesn't even hesitate on a line running a forty
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: on what appears to be a four to six. Bam
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: broh Yeah, and the other officers join in the fun.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: They jump on top and get the man in cuff.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna play this for you again. It's kind
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: of hard to see it, but just look a little
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: more closely in between the trees. When the officer makes
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: this textbook form tackle, he hits the suspect so hard
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: the suspects hat pops off.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: Seet.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: There goes what more time?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I am?
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: There goes the hat.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Now here's what you go ahead.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: No, but when you know, like, that's what makes me
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: laugh is people getting hurt. Yeah, thank you.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: You're very welcome. Ry. That's why I saved this video
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: for you for today, specifically because I know that you
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: absolutely love watching people get hurt.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: And.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: It reminded me of another officer involved tackling. To me,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: this is a classic, but in this one, the officer
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: doesn't do the tackling. He lets his taser do it
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: for him. So tell me if you guys remember this
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: classic of the man exiting a vehicle running while taking
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: a sip of beer and getting taste. That is a classic.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: That is an all timer. It never gets old. And
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I still don't know what the hell he's wearing. But
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: it's like a blue polo. It's out of the vehicle,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: which by the way, looks like a mini van or
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: a station wagon. He's wearing like a sea foam green polo,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: red shorts, and I think, and I think a Burger
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: king hat.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: For the purposes of this story, we need to say
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: that was a Nissan rogue.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this man jumps out of his newly molested
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Nissan rogue and, knowing what he's done earlier, the officer's like, well,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not touching that guy. I'll I'll let the electric
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I'll let the stun gun do it for me. Now,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: running while chugging a beer away from a cop while
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: wearing a what I'm going to just say is a
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Burger king king hat, and when when the taser electrodes
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: hit him, it's just a magnificent face plant into the yard,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: probably one of the most magnificent face plants I have
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: ever seen to this day. And he just locks right
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: up into like a long, pale white cylinder and lands
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: safely face first into the yard.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we called it that the Texas State forty. That's
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: how we get into school.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: It's part of the initiation.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: I don't think he spilled his beer.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Valedictorian right there, That's why he's wearing the crown. He
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: was valedictorian at Texas State.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Makes sense. He's the Burger King of.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 54:38
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