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Pirates in Etheros Episode 51 - Lucky or Unlucky, Survival and Shenanigans · Chaotically Balanced

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  SPEAKER_01: Let's head into the adventure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Welcome, fellow adventurers, nerds and neurodivergents.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sit back, stay hydrated and prepare yourselves for tonight's adventure.
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  Last we left off,
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  secondhand souls had arrived in an underground area of some
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  kind.
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  SPEAKER_01: They were unsure of exactly where they had ended up, but
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  SPEAKER_01: They could tell from the lack of light that it was at least underground.
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  SPEAKER_01: They cautiously moved forward and found some hints of odd,
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  SPEAKER_01: nefarious activity throughout these interconnected chambers,
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  SPEAKER_01: through which Joachim triggered a trap,
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  SPEAKER_01: which activated a portal near where they originally appeared.
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  SPEAKER_01: Through this portal,
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  they saw a familiar but unfamiliar hooded figure and a few
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  massive creatures behind
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  SPEAKER_01: said figure.
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  They worked together to explode and seal this hallway to slow
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  down these intruders
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  SPEAKER_01: while they made haste to find an exit.
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  Traka guarded their rear while Yenor,
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  Wakim,
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  and Deedle scouted for an exit.
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  SPEAKER_01: While doing so,
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  Wakim triggered another trap and had gotten sealed within a
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  room that had an
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  SPEAKER_01: unknown speaking entity in a chalice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Lala stepped in to free him and absorb the chalice with Nosferatu.
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  They eventually all make it out of this basement and find
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  themselves in the middle of an arena.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here,
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  SPEAKER_01: they met Commander Gilrayal,
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  SPEAKER_01: a loosely dressed orc in a loincloth,
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  SPEAKER_01: boots,
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  SPEAKER_01: and shoulder pads.
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  SPEAKER_01: He challenged them to a duel in lieu of them getting arrested.
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  SPEAKER_01: Upon winning that duel,
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  SPEAKER_01: they were able to finally get introduced to General Malachi,
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  SPEAKER_01: who had his friend,
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  SPEAKER_01: Counselor Pendragon,
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  SPEAKER_01: with him.
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  They were granted a meeting for the full council,
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  but had to wait until the next day to do so.
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  They are currently now being escorted from the outskirts of the
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  city to the city
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  SPEAKER_01: and eventually to where they will be staying at least for the night.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's the wrong one.
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  SPEAKER_01: We are gonna do... Good morning!
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  SPEAKER_01: As you guys leave, you're being escorted out of the arena, the Colosseum.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it looks like surrounding this area is farmland.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then for you, Lala, I shared the player map that I have up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: And Discord.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you guys are walking through the celestial fields.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right now... The area... That's the area on the map.
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  SPEAKER_01: It looks like there's a bunch of farmland and...
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  SPEAKER_01: Livestock around and...
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  SPEAKER_01: You're passing a lot of...
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  SPEAKER_01: Very...
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  SPEAKER_01: Rough looking...
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  SPEAKER_01: Field workers.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're being escorted by...
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  General Malachi and Counselor Pendragon as well as a couple of
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  their guards
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  SPEAKER_01: flanking you.
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  SPEAKER_01: You also...
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  feel that you are all being watched from afar these field
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  workers prisoners more so
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  like they don't just have these physical guards next to you
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  there are hidden guards
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  SPEAKER_01: in the fields
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  SPEAKER_03: There are real protective other produce around here.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's not the produce that we got to worry about out here.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's what the produce attracts.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mites?
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  SPEAKER_03: Invasive species?
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  SPEAKER_03: Weevils.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thieves.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, there's no thieves around here.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've never seen a thief near our group.
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  SPEAKER_01: General Malachi just kind of gives you a look.
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  SPEAKER_01: She smiles.
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  SPEAKER_03: She grins extra big at him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do people really try to steal raw veggies?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well,
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  if any of those creatures came over to their fields and ate the
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  food that they're
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  SPEAKER_01: growing,
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  SPEAKER_01: then they would be stealing it.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, I mean, humans, I don't know, but creatures, definitely.
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  SPEAKER_03: Baby, that's the tactic around here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is that it, General?
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  SPEAKER_03: To keep the peasants...
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  SPEAKER_03: constipated with lack of fiber and they're easier to control.
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  You see the gem dragonborn that's next to him kind of chuckle a
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  little bit before
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  SPEAKER_01: Malachi kind of smacks him on the chest a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, no one's constipated.
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  Well,
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  I can't say no one's constipated,
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  but we are not making people constipated.
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  SPEAKER_01: There is a very large black market,
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  SPEAKER_01: as I'm sure you all are probably aware of from one instance or another,
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  SPEAKER_01: as you've all probably had some dealings on some end of the black market.
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  I can't say that I've ever wandered through the black market
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  and spotted some strawberries.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's usually front market stuff in the sunshine.
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  SPEAKER_03: Unless you're not growing just strawberries around here, General.
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  SPEAKER_03: Side eye.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not in charge of the agriculture.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just in charge of the security.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not entirely sure what all we grow out here, actually.
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  SPEAKER_03: If I were you, I'd have some questions about strong-arming the produce.
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  SPEAKER_03: But what do I know?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm just a humble fig.
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  SPEAKER_03: We...
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  SPEAKER_01: The dragonborn speaks out.
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  SPEAKER_01: We don't... There's no strong-arming out.
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  SPEAKER_01: We don't have to strong-arm anything.
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  He picks a mushroom off of himself and just kind of starts
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  munching on it as you're walking.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, you're a big wig.
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  SPEAKER_03: But if I... He leans out to, like, grab... Snatch something up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dexterity check.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, fuck.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was unprepared.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's sleight of hand for you?
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  SPEAKER_01: You have the experience to do so.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that would be plus your proficiency.
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  SPEAKER_01: So 15 plus, what do you have, 4?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, that was plus, I got an 11.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then it was plus the 4, so it's 15.
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  Well,
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  4 is your dexterity,
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  but if you're proficient with sleight of hand,
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  are you not?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, but I didn't do sleight of hand yet.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, my sleight of hand is plus eight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so just add another four to that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or you could reroll.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's fine, too.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sixteen.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sixteen.
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  SPEAKER_03: Indeed.
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  SPEAKER_01: You reach out and you grab some type of grain.
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  SPEAKER_00: Boo.
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  SPEAKER_00: Boo.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is what is right near in your vicinity.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, now that's not going to fill you up.
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  SPEAKER_01: You want one of these?
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  SPEAKER_01: And... Counselor Pendragon picks a mushroom off and offers it to you.
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  SPEAKER_03: What am I?
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  SPEAKER_03: A shrew?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's not going to fill me up either.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure it'll do you just fine.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't pocket it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You have...
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  SPEAKER_01: one mysterious mushroom.
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  SPEAKER_01: You are not sure what it does.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can come across any of those black market strawberries.
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  SPEAKER_03: I want some of those.
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  There's some buildings coming up as you're walking and you see
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  this massive wall
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  SPEAKER_01: behind the buildings.
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  Like maybe a small cluster of buildings as you're walking up
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  and then just this massive wall.
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  Well,
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  this is your last chance to change your minds and go live a
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  quiet life somewhere.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know anywhere we can go where we'd lead a quiet life.
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  SPEAKER_02: My life's never been quiet.
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  SPEAKER_01: You won't be on house arrest, you will be on city arrest.
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  So you will not be able to lead through these gates again until
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  we meet with the council.
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  SPEAKER_00: There are merchants in this city, yes?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we have plenty of merchants.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have plenty of trade.
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  SPEAKER_01: What kinds?
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  SPEAKER_01: All kinds of merchants.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have guilds here.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know you all are from the Onyx Accord,
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  SPEAKER_01: a very prominent guild,
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  SPEAKER_01: but we have other guilds here as well.
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  I think the Onyx Accord got a little too big for its own good
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  as per the reports.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're handling it, okay?
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  SPEAKER_01: We're dealing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Trying to.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait a minute, we're getting arrested in here?
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  SPEAKER_01: You are not... You are not arrested.
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  SPEAKER_03: Arrested?
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  SPEAKER_01: You are also not standing trial.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you all are a flight risk.
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  I am not convening the council for you to just not be here in
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  the morning.
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  SPEAKER_01: Remind me why we're a flight risk?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, one of us literally has wings.
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  SPEAKER_01: You somehow got off of an imploding airship that destroyed a city.
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  SPEAKER_03: We didn't implode it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You somehow escaped a port that was getting bombarded.
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  SPEAKER_01: You escaped another port that was getting bombarded.
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  That's two ports that you escaped that were both getting
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  bombarded by the same
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  group of people because you escaped Pirate Port City while it
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  was on fire.
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  SPEAKER_03: My man.
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  And then the Honest Accord gets turned on its head and look at
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  where you guys are.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you escaped again.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you see?
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you see way over there?
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  SPEAKER_03: That thing kind of looks like a puppy, kind of looks like a fish.
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  SPEAKER_03: As well as that derpy thing over there on your Nord.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's got three eyeballs for no good reason.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right now, Bestin only has two eyeballs.
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  SPEAKER_01: He looks like a normal bird.
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  SPEAKER_03: I assure you there's a third eye.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just trust me on it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Point being, is that one doesn't know its own leg from its food dish.
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  SPEAKER_03: And they also escaped.
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  SPEAKER_01: You see it starts chewing on its tail as it's walking.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's puppy fish.
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  I feel like you're probably not collecting the correct data
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  surrounding those who
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  SPEAKER_03: have also escaped.
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  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't just us.
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  SPEAKER_03: I blatantly saw rocks and debris and other animals and people.
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  SPEAKER_03: We are all remarkably self-efficient.
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  SPEAKER_03: What's his face?
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  SPEAKER_03: The guy with the hat.
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  I mean,
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  he made it out of at least two,
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  three of those scrapes along with us.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't I still have his hat on?
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  SPEAKER_01: You do.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not her with the hat.
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  SPEAKER_03: The original hat owner.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're not entirely sure if they recognize that hat.
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  SPEAKER_01: I feel like they'd have said something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or they think I killed him.
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  SPEAKER_03: And took the hat.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's a magical hat situation.
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  SPEAKER_03: He did the rabbit trick.
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  SPEAKER_03: We thought we could put him in.
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  SPEAKER_03: He disappeared.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's a whole thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: We'll get him out eventually.
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  SPEAKER_01: We know that his former party minus Lady Wren are missing.
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  SPEAKER_01: We are aware of this.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's part of why I am convening the council.
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  SPEAKER_01: They refuse to discuss these situations.
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  SPEAKER_01: Your arrival just happened to give me a reason to expedite that meeting.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll drag him in.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's their address?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll go right now.
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  I would highly advise against that if you don't want an arrow
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  through your head.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty evasive.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's their address?
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's go.
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  SPEAKER_01: There are two of them that...
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey guys,
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  SPEAKER_01: Thanks!
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_01: ...that are part of our scouting party.
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  SPEAKER_01: They are also evasive.
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  SPEAKER_01: One in your party is familiar with two of them.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah?
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  SPEAKER_01: Deedle, he kind of gives you a look.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna raise my brow, Adam.
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  SPEAKER_03: Nod my head.
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  SPEAKER_03: Dee, don't be clear with us.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is he on some bullshit right now?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, he's not.
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  I don't know,
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  this all feels very bullshittery since the moment we entered
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  this farmer's field.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, who surrounds a wall with a farm?
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_01: You're not wrong.
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  SPEAKER_01: Farms on the outside of the wall.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, who surrounds a wall with a farm?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's only on this side of this wall.
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  SPEAKER_03: You put the wall out around the farm.
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  SPEAKER_03: Especially if you don't want people robbing from it.
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  SPEAKER_03: They don't even know how fucking walls work.
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  SPEAKER_01: I assure you.
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  SPEAKER_03: The walls are to protect the rich and keep out the peasants.
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  SPEAKER_03: The peasants are the farmers.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not how we operate here.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have plenty of farmers within the walls as we do outside the walls.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then why is the wall here?
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  SPEAKER_02: Move it.
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  You try defending a wall that is twice the acreage of what it
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  is currently.
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  SPEAKER_01: We don't have the manpower.
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  Maybe you'd have more manpower if you moved the wall and you
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  could build more houses.
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  SPEAKER_01: We actually wouldn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: We wouldn't have the manpower.
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  SPEAKER_01: Most of our manpower has been deployed to the borders currently.
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  SPEAKER_01: As the...
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  Glitvaultian Confederacy and the Falderians and the Ashanians
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  play who's going to
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  SPEAKER_01: cross my border first.
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  SPEAKER_02: How fun.
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  SPEAKER_01: Being a neutral party, we are trying to prevent another conflict.
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  SPEAKER_01: We also can't cross our border.
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  I don't understand what evidence they won't expect us to prove
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  in terms of,
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  SPEAKER_03: hey,
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  SPEAKER_03: we didn't do a thing and we just happened to live through some bad shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Lots of people have.
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  SPEAKER_03: What kind of defense can we mount against this?
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  SPEAKER_01: You're not being accused of anything.
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  SPEAKER_01: So there's no reason for defense.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is for you to...
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  formally request the assistance that you are looking for i
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  don't know i'm feeling
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  pretty persecuted these days so we may be able to set you up
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  with some of our
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  guilds or merchants to get some of your stuff offloaded i'm
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  sure you have plenty of
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  SPEAKER_01: Wares that need new homes.
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  SPEAKER_01: More wares that need repaired.
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  As you so kindly pointed out,
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  we barely made it out of several places by the skin of our
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  teeth.
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  SPEAKER_03: We won't exactly have a house on the back.
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  SPEAKER_03: Or a boat and a ring or something.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a very specific example.
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  SPEAKER_03: You see a house on my back?
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_02: I pat my back.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, never mind him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't look over there.
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  You guys walk through the various like farmhouses and other
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  buildings as they
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  SPEAKER_01: become a little more dense closer to the wall and you get up to the gate.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, I hope you all have some form of identification.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do the lantana badges count?
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  SPEAKER_01: It'll work for now.
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  SPEAKER_01: to get you formal identification, though.
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  SPEAKER_03: Everywhere you go,
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  SPEAKER_03: they want papers,
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  SPEAKER_03: as if it's not the flimsiest stuff you could possibly put something on.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not really.
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  SPEAKER_01: You all are led in through the city gates.
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  SPEAKER_01: And there is a lot of commotion around this area.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's a lot of people.
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  Are they commotioning about a particular thing or is it just
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  bustling city life?
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  SPEAKER_01: Some of it seems like bustling city life.
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  SPEAKER_01: Some of it seems like there's something going on.
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  Are you going to try to listen through the chaos to see if you
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  can determine what is happening?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, dropping hearing.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're nosy.
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  SPEAKER_03: What's up?
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  So each of you can make a perception check if you would like to
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  try and listen in
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  SPEAKER_01: on what's happening.
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  One can add an inspiration back on their sheet because,
• 24:01
  you know,
• 24:01
  I rolled a natural 20.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_03: 16.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_03: This is crazy.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: I get to see all of y'all's dice, which has never happened before.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it is pretty cool.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_01: So on one side of the... there's...
• 24:36
  soldiers on both sides of this pathway creating a sort of
• 24:40
  barricade type deal.
• 24:45
  On one side there's a bunch of people shouting and on the other
• 24:47
  side there's a
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: bunch of people shouting and people have a bunch of signs and things.
• 24:59
  One side you notice is particularly full of humanoids that
• 25:04
  aren't primordial
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_01: in lineage.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like your humans, your elves, your dwarves, bugbears.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_01: Different humanoids.
• 25:27
  Your other side is filled with humanoids that are of primordial
• 25:33
  descendant.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: What the fuck is this segregation?
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: What did the signs say?
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_01: Some of the signs are saying...
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_01: On the humanoid side,
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: they're going about equal treatment,
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_01: equal rights.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_01: Some are saying that there have been
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_01: unequally enforce rules and laws against them,
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: not necessarily in the city of Keldis,
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_01: but internationally.
• 26:17
  Keldis is just the area in which international issues can be
• 26:22
  brought if it's not
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_01: dealt with in this particular government.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_01: The other side is showing
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_01: that they're fighting against crime.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_01: And they're just shouting back and forth at each other.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_01: One side feels unfairly treated and the other side
• 27:04
  feels justified in this unfair treatment due to the increased
• 27:08
  crime rates,
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_01: which you know you would know across the board there have been.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: Increasing crime rates.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's true.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: A primordial being has never committed a crime.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: General Malachi.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing from any of you.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_01: I don't need you all riling up this crowd.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, but she's really good at it.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: The best thing I need is a riot.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_01: I get a riot.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone gets put on house arrest.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_01: By that you mean city arrest, right?
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_01: House arrest.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_01: We don't have a house here.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_01: We don't have a house.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_03: Say, do we get to stay at your house?
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_03: Tall, dark, and sour?
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it'd be called jail.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_03: That's kind of cold.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_01: We're too pretty for that.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_01: For disorderly conduct.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_01: Again, I say we're too pretty for that.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's true.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_03: Does your prison have lash extensions?
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_01: People begin throwing fruit at each other.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_03: No, not the fruit!
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_03: There's your strawberries!
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_03: They bring the guards in from the regular fruit.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_03: Bring them in here to protect this fruit.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_01: It seems...
• 29:00
  The appearance of you all with two of the counselors was enough
• 29:05
  to rile up the crowd.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: And they begin yelling at the counselors.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_01: A bunch of them are like, who are these guys?
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_01: What are you doing with that?
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you escorting them?
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_01: Other side's like, yeah, why is she with the humans?
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe we should carry on.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_01: Pointing at Lala, because Lala's a jossie.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_01: So some of the performers are like, why is she with them?
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_01: She should be with us.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's a traitor.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_01: And they start yelling at you, Lala, that you're a traitor.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, Lala.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_03: Ignore them.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_03: We should go.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go shopping.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_03: Primordials should know better than to point.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's rude.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's okay.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_03: They're just ignorant, that's all.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go shopping.
• 29:57
  You see General Malachi stops,
• 30:00
  and he holds his hand up,
• 30:02
  and your movement stops.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_01: As you're just standing there, and he takes a deep breath.
• 30:13
  You can almost feel the air going into his lungs,
• 30:18
  and he just unleashes...
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_01: Roar.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_01: Of fire.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_01: Into the air.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to duck down a little bit.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_01: Away from everyone.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_01: But silence.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_01: The crowd stops.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_03: That's one way to tell everybody to shut up.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: Disband now.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_01: This is no longer a peaceful protest.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_01: From either side,
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_01: I had approved this protest,
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_01: and neither of you are behaving like civilized individuals.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_01: Disband before I lock you in your houses.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody should ever use...
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_01: You see both sides are just staring.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_01: Some people are staring.
• 31:25
  Some of the kids that were dragged in the crowd are like,
• 31:28
  you just breathe.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_01: I breathe if I just hear some of the kids that are close to the edge.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: How do we breathe fire?
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_01: Let's try eating a really spicy pepper when we get home.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_03: Why are the fire Genasi impressed by this?
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_01: And then you see the other side kind of just grumbling,
• 31:51
  but the guards have now drawn their weapons that were standing
• 31:54
  at the sides,
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_01: half drawn.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_01: And they begin disbanding what should have been a peaceful protest,
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_01: but was turning into conflict.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_01: Been a while since I've had to pull that one out.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_03: That was a good one.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's a good one, buddy.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_03: Do you need tea?
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: I just... I need a breather for a second.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_01: It's hard on... Hard on an older man.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_03: Hard on the lungs.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_03: Let's look at my screen.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: Counselor of Pentragon just kind of puts his hand on your back.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: On his back.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, hey.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_01: You want a mushroom?
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_01: It'll make you feel better.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_01: Get out of here with your damn mushrooms.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_03: This man needs ice cream.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_03: Probably with sprinkles.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_03: The severity.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_03: With haste.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_03: Where's your nearest ice cream shop?
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to get you to where you will be staying.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_03: Don't put on a brave face for me, General.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_01: There are some food vendors around where you are staying.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_01: as well as some shops.
• 33:24
  Right now,
• 33:26
  you are my guests,
• 33:28
  and I am determined to get you there peacefully.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's going to be hard with me on the fucking bandwagon.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_01: By the way, why are you traveling with a child?
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_01: And he looks at the little girl that just kind of petting Poppy.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_03: We found it.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_03: Finders keepers.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know!
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_01: She turns around and gives you a look like... I'm sorry.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: Did you just admit to kidnapping?
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's not kidnapping if you find her in the ocean.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_03: She was adrift.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_03: Keepers.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_03: No part of that
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_03: This is kidnapping.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: How far in the ocean?
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_01: And it drooped on what?
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: A piece of wood?
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_03: A barrel.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_03: A barrel.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_01: So you just didn't turn her into the authorities?
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_00: We haven't been anywhere.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_00: She says she was with the Iron Hand.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_03: To be fair,
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you've met the authorities,
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_03: but a lot of them aren't exactly the unshadiest of folks.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_03: Unlike us, paragons of society.
• 35:13
  I guess technically,
• 35:14
  Investigator Greybreeze is a form of the authorities...
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_01: Seeing as you haven't had luck in any of the cities you've been in.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_03: Also, a lesbian.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_03: You know how good they are with kids.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm great with children because of my sexual preferences.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks, Lala.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_03: You're welcome.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_03: That's why they put men's in all the orphanages.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: He looks over to Counselor Pentagon.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: Is this how we were when we were that?
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_00: No, we're much better looking.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: Hey guys,
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: a comment,
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_01: and don't forget to follow or subscribe to us.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_00: What do you mean by that?
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_01: I mean an adventuring party.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_01: Before we became important.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_03: Are you suggesting you're not important?
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yet.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yet.
• 36:36
  I am suggesting that your potential for importance has yet to
• 36:40
  cross paths with the
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_01: direction that you are going.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_01: Speak for them, I'm already important.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_01: Currently you're wanted.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly, because I'm special.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_01: Because you're a criminal.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_01: You and I both know that I am not.
• 36:58
  That's why we are having this conversation and you are not in
• 37:02
  magical cuffs.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: I am a goody princess.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_03: There's a lot of back and forth with your,
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_03: we are criminals,
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_03: we aren't criminals,
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_03: we're wanted,
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_03: we're not wanted,
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_03: this is a trial,
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_03: it's not a trial.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_03: You, I don't think you know where your path is going.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's cause he's a man.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_03: They never make up their mind.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_01: My path's already gone.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_01: I am at the end of my path.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_01: Are you dead?
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_01: No, I just have no further advancement that needs to be done.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_01: Now it's just helping others advance themselves.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_03: We got kids?
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want one?
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_03: We found this one.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_01: Right now we just need to get all of you to your lodging safely.
• 37:57
  W-Weren't you just talking about finders keepers,
• 37:59
  now you want to give her away?
• 38:00
  I mean,
• 38:04
  it's up to you whether you want to then keep it for what period
• 38:08
  of time.
• 38:09
  I'm just suggesting if the man's at the end of this rope,
• 38:11
  I could give him a family.
• 38:14
  I mean,
• 38:14
  not like from myself,
• 38:16
  but you know,
• 38:17
  through the exchange,
• 38:18
  possibly with tax receipt.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, so we're going to human trafficking now.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_03: We'll be up for debate whether that's a human or not.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry?
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_03: I've known her longer than you, okay?
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_01: First, you say that pigeon has a third eye.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: And now you're saying that child is not a human?
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm not a human.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_03: Most of our party is not humans.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's a human child.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know that.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know that.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_03: Once again, I have known her longer than you.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_01: What is this about the Iron Hand?
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_00: She says she's with him.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_00: His niece or something.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_01: You kidnapped the niece of the Iron Hand.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, Dee saved her from drowning.
• 39:26
  She would have been an unalived kid if I didn't get her off
• 39:29
  that barrel and bring
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_03: her in to safety.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_00: We could have put her back in a barrel.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_00: Would you prefer that?
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_00: She wouldn't.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_01: Why didn't you just bring her to the Iron Hand?
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_03: Don't know where he is.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_03: Who dat?
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_01: He's your employer.
• 39:57
  Yeah,
• 39:58
  but we're like on a business trip right now,
• 40:00
  if you haven't noticed.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_01: The one extended business trip, according to the official records.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_00: You know where he at?
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_01: You got a teleportation circle ready?
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_01: I know where he should be.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_01: You and I both know he is never where he should be.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_01: He's a little paranoid.
• 40:27
  Yeah,
• 40:27
  well,
• 40:27
  his niece was in the ocean,
• 40:29
  so...
• 40:30
  Are we sure that she is his niece?
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_03: She has memories of him.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_03: We're as sure that she's his niece as we are that she's a human.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_01: Which is not, you're not sure?
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_03: We have the word from the mouth of a child, so yeah.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_03: I remember being a child.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_03: I thought I was like a dog for probably a month and a half.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know where to go from here.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_01: Why's your friend there been so quiet?
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_01: Any points at...
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquin, question mark?
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_03: Naka, question mark?
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_01: No, I've heard from him.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_01: Your turtle friend's chimed in a couple of times,
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_01: but your other friend there hasn't really chimed in too much.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_03: He's our captain.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_03: He's too serious for our nonsense.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_01: Captain of what ship?
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_00: Makeem Su from Su Sailing.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_03: The ship in the ring, keep up!
• 42:10
  Well,
• 42:10
  they've been doing such a good job talking,
• 42:12
  I've just been enjoying listening.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_01: The ship in the... What ring holds a ship?
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_01: What ship?
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_00: My ship!
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_01: Where is your ship?
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_01: There's no ocean!
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we left our shit back in the swamp, honestly.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_01: So.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_01: Don't even worry.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that makes sense.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_01: You're the first person to speak and make sense.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_01: This whole time.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_01: He kind of looks back at the rest of the group and just gives them each a
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_01: disapproving glare that your parents would give you.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_01: Ew.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_02: Ew.
• 43:01
  That is the first thing that has come out of someone's mouth in
• 43:03
  this group that has made sense.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_01: You left your ship back in the swamp.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we couldn't teleport it here.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_01: Makes sense.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_01: What else did you need to know that was confusing?
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_01: And then he just flashes a look at Lala.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_01: He points at... Malachi points at the child...
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_01: Is that a human or is that not a human child?
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_00: Can I use my one day, once a day cast of True Scene?
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, if you want to.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of time, it's about like
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_01: You're approaching like lunchtime, afternoon time right now.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_01: Because you did breakfast and then you teleported.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_01: And you did the whole arena thing.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_01: And now it's like you're approaching after lunch, afternoon.
• 44:22
  True seeing,
• 44:23
  again,
• 44:23
  you see all the stuff that you've gotten accustomed to seeing.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_01: And she just looks like a child.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_01: Just a child.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing weird.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_01: No weird auras.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_01: No tendrils coming out from the ethereal plane or any other plane.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_01: Just a child.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_01: I look back to General Malachi.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's just a child.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, she was sure that she wasn't a child.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_01: Or that she was a child.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_01: One of those two.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_03: Who said that?
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_03: Huh?
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_03: And then if I look at Ynor, what do I see?
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_01: You just see Ynor.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe a little extra with true seeing.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_01: You see like the holy radiant aura of celestial energy around her.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing nefarious denoting the millions of eyes.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh,
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_01: up her left arm,
• 45:31
  you see just the outline of that dark tattoo that appeared with
• 45:38
  the eyeballs.
• 45:41
  But that's not giving off an aura,
• 45:43
  but you see the outline of the markings.
• 45:47
  Okay,
• 45:47
  but it doesn't look like her arm is covered in eyes or
• 45:49
  anything,
• 45:50
  does it?
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, sorry, go ahead, Yenorah.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_01: Akim, do you remember back in the cave when Zara was still around?
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_01: The cave with... where you all tried to almost ate those weird mushrooms?
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what about that cave?
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_01: Can you minor illusion what the little girl did when she was attacked?
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_01: But that wasn't her her.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_01: It was more like through her, wasn't it?
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_00: No, it was her.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_00: She went to like zero hit points or something.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_01: You...
• 46:42
  None of you have figured out if that was her her or something
• 46:46
  through her or
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_01: something else entirely.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_00: It was connected to her and it happened to her.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_00: And I feel like he should have that information.
• 46:56
  Yeah,
• 46:56
  but I'm telling you,
• 46:57
  I'm doing the thing and he motions with his eyes.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_01: I see it all right now.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_01: And she's just a little girl.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_01: She's not looking at you while you're doing this, Joaquim.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_01: So she's just kind of playing with Poppy.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_01: And I glance over to her again.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_01: Still just a little girl.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing weird.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_01: You just don't see her face right now.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_00: Go look in her eyes.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_01: I don't see her face right now?
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_01: No, because she's leaned over playing with Poppy's feathers.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_01: So I'll kind of like whistle over to her.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like, hey, little one.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_03: He treats her like a dog and I get shit for how I talk to her.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_01: Does she look over?
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: She looks over at you.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_01: And what does her face look like?
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_01: Black muck.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_01: Like her face is like there's no face.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's just blackness and it's melting off of her face.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_01: And then I kind of tug on Malachi's arm.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_01: Real quick, and I say... Yeah.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_01: I may have... I may have... misspoke.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um... That seems to be happening a lot with your group.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_01: But I can back it up.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_01: Because I got the eyes.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_01: And... I mean, everyone has eyes, I hope.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, we have that one blind monk.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_01: Don't be stupid.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_01: I do the magic eye.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_01: And these magic eyes are saying... She is something.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: Am I sensing anything?
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'll also bust detect magic.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_01: Do I sense anything off of her?
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_01: No, she's not giving off any magical energy.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_01: But her face is black.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_01: Is blackness and it's dripping off.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_01: I...
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_01: Turn away from her.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_01: With General Malachi.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then I quickly... Minor illusion in my hand.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_01: What I see when I look at her face.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's not good.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's not good at all.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_01: Does she act like a child?
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_01: It does.
• 49:54
  she hasn't caused you any problems she hasn't tried to kill any
• 49:56
  of you define
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_01: problems the kind that are life-threatening I'm sorry?
• 50:08
  the kind that are life-threatening I wouldn't be in a dark room
• 50:17
  with it let's put
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_01: it that way what about the bird?
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_01: I was told it had three eyes.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_01: And, you know, immediately.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquin minor illusions,
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_01: a big kind of like,
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_01: circle with a cross in through the middle,
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_01: diagonal.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like big no symbol.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck the bird.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_01: Birds.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_01: Birds of fucking thing.
• 50:45
  And I would minor illusion what the bird looked like when I saw
• 50:50
  it with my
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_01: Truesight before,
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_01: because I've seen that thing,
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_01: and it is...
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_01: Ah.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_01: You guys picked up a couple of interesting companions.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_01: Can you do the palm thing with Dessen real quick?
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_03: Just, like, slurp.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, you can make a religion check.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_01: Or wisdom check. 3020.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_01: Your arm tingles.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_01: Is that it?
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's just a little tinkly?
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_01: It didn't tingle before.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_01: So that's new.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_01: And I have the eyeball on my hand?
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, all the way up my arm.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, god.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_01: You know, we're just gonna deadpan Atwakim.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_03: What do I see when I'm looking at her now?
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you watched.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_01: So she just has,
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_01: like everyone else,
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_01: she puts Thesson into her palm and you just see these eyeballs appear.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquim, you see the outline of the tattoo glows that you can see.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_01: It's not there.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't glow for anyone else, but you can see it.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_01: And then you hear the tearing sound of skin.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_01: As it's like in slow motion in eyeball forms.
• 52:48
  And then that same tearing sound and slow motion thing happens
• 52:52
  as they open up on her arm.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_01: You just see Joaquin dry heaving.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_01: And when you think it's done,
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_01: and you look back at her again,
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_01: you hear that same noise,
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_01: but in her forehead.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_01: General Malachi looks... There's no bird.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_01: You're a paladin.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_01: You're a paladin.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_00: I am.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so you see how she just said that's just a bird?
• 53:51
  no i said there is no bird but that's just a child i see and
• 54:01
  i'm guessing you guys
• 54:02
  don't know what you're dealing with i for one can say i have no
• 54:09
  clue at all um but
• 54:11
  i don't speak for the whole group we figured out what this one
• 54:15
  was was it like a
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_01: primorgie
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_01: type of energy he was giving off, yes.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_00: No, we figured out what kind of bird he was.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_00: He gives off primordial energy, but it was a primorgi or something.
• 54:32
  Well,
• 54:32
  yeah,
• 54:32
  that's just the general primordial infested animal of small
• 54:41
  stature as a primorgi.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, luckily, there is no bird.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_01: Joachim,
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_01: After that display,
• 54:58
  the black ichor that usually leaks off of Thesson is now
• 55:02
  leaking off of her arm and
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_01: her forehead.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_01: Intermingling with the holy celestial energy.
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_01: You may want to just let that thing go.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_01: I feel fine.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_01: You don't look fine.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_01: If you look at your arm, you really don't look fine.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_01: In more ways than one.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to... Is Kaida there?
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Kaida is here.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_01: Kaida?
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_01: Kaida?
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_01: I am going to explain...
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to minor allusion to Kaida what I see,
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_01: since she knows that I've cast true seeing.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm seeing it all.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_01: And I look at Kaida and I say, she feels fine.
• 55:53
  this is what i see i mean oh hi nice to see you there thanks
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• 56:25
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• 56:27
  SPEAKER_01: All right, it's time to get back into the adventure.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_00: It's just this.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_01: And now there's no bird.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_01: We're probably going to have to get that looked at at some point, Eric.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_01: Kida, I leave it with you, but that just doesn't look good, sis.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have to get that looked at.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_03: Can I control the eyeballs or no?
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_01: No?
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_01: Can I feel when they blink?
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to,
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_01: when my forehead blinks,
• 57:03
  I'm going to blink my one eye and then the other eye and just
• 57:07
  dead stare at her.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're gonna get you looked at.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_01: Counselor Pentagon looks like, oh!
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God!
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't expect to see that when I look back.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_01: Have a mushroom.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_01: He hands you a mushroom.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'll take it.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'll put it in my pocket.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, you gotta eat it.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_01: What does it do?
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_01: They're healing mushrooms.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not sick.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_01: They'll make you feel...
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_01: more rejuvenated.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_01: I feel great right now.
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'll keep it for later, though.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_01: You can feel even better.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_01: It'll disappear later.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_01: That one only lasts a few moments.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, here.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'll give it to someone else.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't need it.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm good.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_01: Here.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_01: Look at my hand.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_01: Look at my hand.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_02: She's gonna shut her eyes.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_01: You need to make a wisdom saving throw.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_03: 21.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_03: Second.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_01: You fail.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_01: You feel this urge to eat the mushroom.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_01: Can I fight the urge?
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_01: To your own detriment.
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_01: Can I step on it?
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 58:58
  I'm gonna throw it down and like grind it into the road so it's
• 59:01
  like disintegrating.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_01: Make an athletic check.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_03: 16.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_01: This mushroom is quite resilient and you end up tripping.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_01: You catch yourself.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's still on the ground.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_03: Can I try to step on it again?
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna let it check with disadvantage.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_02: Wrong thing.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_03: And a hero pointed.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, God.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_03: They changed everything.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's 16 again.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_01: Same thing happens.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_01: I really don't want to eat it.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_01: I really don't want to.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have my consent for this.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to send some healers to check out your condition later.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_03: No, thank you.
• 1:00:24
  They're gonna come by anyway as part of your agreement to meet
• 1:00:30
  with the full council.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_00: You're rude.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_02: I really think you should eat that mushroom.
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_01: Can I take Thesson out?
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna scoop that mushroom and hand it to Krakko.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_01: He's back.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so he's back on my shoulder.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_01: He has three eyes.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_00: He has three eyes?
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_01: All your eyes are gone.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_01: So I just have the black swirly tattoo on my arm?
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_01: No, you don't see that now.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's gone?
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquim!
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_01: You still have a true side up.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_01: So as she shoots Thessen out,
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_01: you see this,
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_01: her whole being lights up with this extra planar energy.
• 1:01:35
  And then you see a beam at her forehead and shoot down her left
• 1:01:41
  arm and out pops Thessen.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_01: And then you see each eye socket slowly sew itself back shut.
• 1:01:52
  Just so I understand,
• 1:01:53
  it looks like a beam ejected Thesson out of her body?
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_01: And the beam came from above her?
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_01: No, in her forehead.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_01: It came from in her forehead?
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:02:09
  Was there any sort of symbolism or physical manifestation that
• 1:02:15
  accompanied this?
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_01: Like that side of her body?
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well,
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_01: again,
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_01: like from what I saw,
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_01: because this seems very...
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_01: You saw...
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_01: There was no more Yenor for a split second.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_01: It was like a flash of extra planar energy.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_01: And then it condensed in her forehead and got out her arm.
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_01: Period.
• 1:02:49
  SPEAKER_01: On her shoulder.
• 1:02:54
  I'm just going to look at Thesson and I'm going to say to you,
• 1:02:56
  Nora,
• 1:02:57
  that bird dims your light.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_01: You really shouldn't use it.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_01: He's just a bird.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_01: He didn't choose to be this way.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_01: Not just a bird.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_01: For a moment,
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_01: like a little more than a split second after that happens,
• 1:03:19
  SPEAKER_01: each eye socket is briefly without an eyeball before it says itself shut.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_01: A minor illusionist to Kaida as well.
• 1:03:39
  SPEAKER_01: How about we just don't put Fesson inside of our own bodies?
• 1:03:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's not hurting me.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yet.
• 1:03:48
  SPEAKER_03: Fesson wouldn't hurt me.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_03: He tried to eat me all the time.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's you.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's not me.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_03: Fesson ate you once?
• 1:04:00
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_01: It tried to fight me.
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_02: You were hypnotized.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_02: You didn't know.
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_01: Wasn't I communicating with what lives inside him?
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_01: No, there was one time you were completely hypnotized.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure he didn't mean it.
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_03: Just like he's just a bird.
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_01: He is just a bird.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's not what I meant by that.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_01: See, look, even Kraka said he's just a bird.
• 1:04:38
  SPEAKER_00: Directed to Malachi.
• 1:04:45
  SPEAKER_01: Right, just like that's just a child.
• 1:04:50
  Before we continue,
• 1:04:51
  does anyone have anything else that I need to be prepared for?
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_01: Does anyone speak to anything else regularly?
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_01: Does anything speak to any of you regularly?
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_00: Should I mention that I've gotten visions?
• 1:05:17
  SPEAKER_01: What kind of visions?
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_00: From my deity.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's odd.
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_01: They usually don't intervene.
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_01: I told you I'm special.
• 1:05:27
  And she's going to do the thing where she puts both her hands
• 1:05:30
  underneath her chin.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_03: You have weird dreams.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_01: Kind of falls in the realm of visions.
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_01: Talking like, do any of you have objects that talk to you?
• 1:05:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, so many.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's a no.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely not.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_00: I can't lie.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_00: They see that I have... Why?
• 1:06:10
  Why do I feel like...
• 1:06:14
  Now she's the only one telling the truth about objects talking.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_03: This is absurd.
• 1:06:24
  SPEAKER_03: Objects don't talk.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_01: Or your knife is just a knife?
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_03: Very odd of you to single out which one!
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_03: And she,
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_03: like,
• 1:06:42
  throws her jacket open because she does indeed have a host of
• 1:06:45
  knives around her
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_03: body.
• 1:06:49
  SPEAKER_01: The shiny special one.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_03: I have several shiny special knives.
• 1:06:56
  SPEAKER_03: This one, and she, like, turns her hips to show her
• 1:07:01
  dagger of blindsight that she keeps on her keeps that thing on
• 1:07:06
  her this one helps
• 1:07:08
  me see in pitch darkness i become like ben affleck daredevil
• 1:07:16
  that one who is ben
• 1:07:18
  affleck you know what the fact that none of you ever go to the
• 1:07:23
  movies i can't deal
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_03: with not city people is a movie country folk
• 1:07:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's the moving pictures.
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, this one's extra special.
• 1:07:39
  SPEAKER_03: I like it a lot.
• 1:07:40
  SPEAKER_03: It helps me see when I can't see.
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's a good one.
• 1:07:43
  SPEAKER_03: Like that.
• 1:07:46
  SPEAKER_03: This one's got shinies on it.
• 1:07:49
  SPEAKER_03: She pulls one out from like around her ankle.
• 1:07:51
  SPEAKER_03: It's tucked into her socks.
• 1:07:54
  SPEAKER_03: This one, it's just a little sentimental.
• 1:07:56
  SPEAKER_03: It was my first one.
• 1:07:58
  SPEAKER_03: I found it.
• 1:07:59
  SPEAKER_03: in the kitchen, in the orphanage, slash slash.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_01: What about the one with multiple points?
• 1:08:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good one too.
• 1:08:11
  SPEAKER_03: That I found in a box.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing unique or interesting to say about it.
• 1:08:29
  SPEAKER_01: He's going to insight check you.
• 1:08:37
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_03: Lion is my best feature.
• 1:08:42
  SPEAKER_01: You can go ahead and make a... Deception.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_02: Ahhhh.
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to add a hero point just because.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_03: D6, right?
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:09:08
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:09:14
  43.
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_01: You just barely beat his insight check.
• 1:09:34
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_01: As thrilling as this walk has been, I have official duties to attend to.
• 1:09:47
  And it seems that we've made it to your place of residence for
• 1:09:52
  your stay here.
• 1:10:00
  SPEAKER_01: Do not worry about trashing the place, it will magically
• 1:10:04
  SPEAKER_01: Fix itself.
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_01: As I said...
• 1:10:11
  SPEAKER_01: Down the road just this way...
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_01: You have all shops and things that you can go peruse.
• 1:10:18
  SPEAKER_01: There's some taverns and bars around the corner.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_03: If we trash those, will they also magically... They will not.
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_01: Damn.
• 1:10:32
  SPEAKER_01: Fortunately.
• 1:10:33
  SPEAKER_01: Only...
• 1:10:34
  A select few residences used for potentially unruly guests are
• 1:10:41
  set to do this.
• 1:10:47
  Representative will be by in the morning to escort you to the
• 1:10:55
  council chambers.
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what part of Paradigms of Civilized Society you missed.
• 1:11:11
  SPEAKER_03: But that's us.
• 1:11:17
  SPEAKER_01: Paradigms of Civilized Society?
• 1:11:21
  SPEAKER_01: You all?
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_01: She just had eyeballs all up her arm.
• 1:11:26
  SPEAKER_03: That's rather judgmental of you.
• 1:11:28
  SPEAKER_03: You can't be a good citizen if you've got a couple extra eyeballs.
• 1:11:36
  No wonder your citizens are fighting in the streets about who's
• 1:11:39
  better than the other.
• 1:11:39
  SPEAKER_03: Look at yourself.
• 1:11:40
  SPEAKER_03: What an example you're setting.
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_01: You know, you and someone I know very well would get along
• 1:11:56
  SPEAKER_01: Quite well, if you got to know each other.
• 1:11:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a very likable kid.
• 1:12:10
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 1:12:12
  SPEAKER_01: Doors open.
• 1:12:13
  SPEAKER_01: You may... Go do as you please.
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_01: Just don't leave the city.
• 1:12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Don't rile up any of our protesters.
• 1:12:23
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:12:23
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_03: When's our hearing?
• 1:12:30
  SPEAKER_01: A hearing.
• 1:12:31
  SPEAKER_01: It is a meeting.
• 1:12:34
  SPEAKER_03: Potato, potato.
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_03: When do we get to dress up?
• 1:12:39
  SPEAKER_01: First thing in the morning.
• 1:12:48
  SPEAKER_01: I suggest you bring your best behavior and you leave the animals at home.
• 1:13:04
  SPEAKER_03: Gratitude, General.
• 1:13:09
  She,
• 1:13:10
  like,
• 1:13:11
  leans in and whispers to Deedle,
• 1:13:13
  he wants you to leave me at home.
• 1:13:20
  SPEAKER_01: You're not an animal.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_03: That's debatable.
• 1:13:29
  SPEAKER_03: I'm getting a new outfit.
• 1:13:33
  SPEAKER_01: He kind of just waves.
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, also, you are going to be consistently under somebody's watchful eye.
• 1:13:42
  SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't expect anything less.
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_03: He kind of waves it off.
• 1:13:50
  SPEAKER_01: One guard is posted outside your temporary residence, however.
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_03: You got one guard and think...
• 1:14:00
  SPEAKER_03: That's gonna be enough to keep a watchful eye over all this?
• 1:14:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's probably just one.
• 1:14:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
• 1:14:14
  SPEAKER_03: well...
• 1:14:15
  SPEAKER_03: He should up his standards,
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_03: because...
• 1:14:17
  SPEAKER_03: I could get out through the toilet at this rate.
• 1:14:26
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think he's there to keep us in.
• 1:14:28
  SPEAKER_02: He's there to...
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_03: Keep us secure?
• 1:14:31
  SPEAKER_00: Because I was hoping to go to the bar.
• 1:14:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you all have free time now.
• 1:14:44
  SPEAKER_01: The evening is yours until you gotta get some rest.
• 1:14:50
  SPEAKER_01: Who would like to do what?
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_00: What time is it?
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like, our business is still open.
• 1:15:03
  Yeah,
• 1:15:03
  like,
• 1:15:04
  uh...
• 1:15:06
  You know,
• 1:15:06
  sun's starting to go down,
• 1:15:07
  like,
• 1:15:07
  three or four o'clock.
• 1:15:09
  SPEAKER_03: Go in a tavern, grab something to eat.
• 1:15:13
  SPEAKER_03: Then go shopping.
• 1:15:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_03: Agreed.
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'll go alone.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_03: I need a new outfit for tomorrow.
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna look fancy.
• 1:15:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'll join them.
• 1:15:36
  SPEAKER_02: Me too.
• 1:15:36
  SPEAKER_01: What are we doing with Puppyfish, Poppy, and Iris?
• 1:15:43
  SPEAKER_03: They can hang out.
• 1:15:44
  SPEAKER_03: Tear the place apart.
• 1:15:45
  SPEAKER_03: It'll be a ball.
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_03: It'll just reset when we come back.
• 1:15:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:15:49
  SPEAKER_03: Guards are right downstairs.
• 1:15:50
  SPEAKER_03: They're not gonna go anywhere.
• 1:15:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'll bring Iris with.
• 1:15:58
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna bring the baby to a bar?
• 1:16:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she can't be left alone.
• 1:16:05
  SPEAKER_00: She's a minor.
• 1:16:07
  SPEAKER_03: I take back what I said about you being a lesbian.
• 1:16:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure they have juice.
• 1:16:15
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm still gay.
• 1:16:16
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, you know what?
• 1:16:23
  SPEAKER_03: We'll go shopping.
• 1:16:27
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna take Irish shopping?
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, we're going to go shopping.
• 1:16:31
  SPEAKER_03: And get food on sticks.
• 1:16:34
  SPEAKER_03: He might.
• 1:16:35
  SPEAKER_01: Hey guys,
• 1:16:40
  SPEAKER_01: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 1:16:43
  SPEAKER_01: a comment,
• 1:16:44
  SPEAKER_01: and don't forget to follow or subscribe to us.
• 1:16:46
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
• 1:16:48
  SPEAKER_01: Stay away from the rat.
• 1:16:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's a delicacy in some parts, but I don't like it.
• 1:17:02
  SPEAKER_01: You know her.
• 1:17:04
  SPEAKER_01: You take Iris shopping.
• 1:17:06
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone else you'll meet up with later.
• 1:17:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:17:10
  SPEAKER_01: So you start walking down some streets, you see Iris.
• 1:17:13
  SPEAKER_01: She's like any other kid reaching for every little thing she sees.
• 1:17:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna remind her that we keep our hands in our pockets.
• 1:17:22
  SPEAKER_01: We look with our eyes.
• 1:17:25
  SPEAKER_01: She puts her hands in your pockets.
• 1:17:27
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:17:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna have her stand on my boots.
• 1:17:35
  SPEAKER_01: And we'll walk that way.
• 1:17:36
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:17:39
  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking for a jeweler.
• 1:17:49
  SPEAKER_01: You find a stand of sorts that has a bunch of jewelry out?
• 1:17:56
  SPEAKER_01: I will ask if they're willing to buy some.
• 1:18:03
  SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
• 1:18:05
  SPEAKER_01: You got some jewels for me?
• 1:18:07
  SPEAKER_02: A few.
• 1:18:09
  SPEAKER_01: Are they stolen?
• 1:18:15
  SPEAKER_03: A law by a citizen.
• 1:18:16
  SPEAKER_01: So am I. And it winks at you.
• 1:18:26
  I'm going to reach into the handy haversack and just,
• 1:18:29
  like,
• 1:18:30
  a small fistful from the...
• 1:18:35
  SPEAKER_00: $95,000 worth of valuables.
• 1:18:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:18:41
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:18:41
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:18:46
  SPEAKER_01: What are you looking for?
• 1:18:48
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think it's worth?
• 1:18:50
  SPEAKER_01: This small little handful here?
• 1:18:53
  SPEAKER_01: Pennies.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_01: Pennies, pennies, pennies.
• 1:18:56
  SPEAKER_01: There's platinum in there.
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_01: That's not a jewel.
• 1:19:04
  SPEAKER_02: You need metals to make jewelry.
• 1:19:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:19:10
  But when metals resourced for jewelry are not worth as much as
• 1:19:16
  their market price.
• 1:19:18
  SPEAKER_00: I can take it and go somewhere else.
• 1:19:21
  SPEAKER_01: You could.
• 1:19:22
  Somewhere else might not be able to deal with something that
• 1:19:26
  could be potentially stolen.
• 1:19:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty trustworthy.
• 1:19:35
  SPEAKER_01: Tell you what.
• 1:19:38
  SPEAKER_01: For the small handful they have here.
• 1:19:41
  SPEAKER_01: Small handful.
• 1:19:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you 500 gold.
• 1:19:53
  SPEAKER_03: See, I don't know.
• 1:19:56
  SPEAKER_02: Some of these I'm really attached to.
• 1:19:58
  Is that why you just scooped them out as a handful and plopped
• 1:20:01
  them out on my table here?
• 1:20:03
  SPEAKER_02: I have a lot of things in this bag.
• 1:20:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I bet.
• 1:20:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like, there's some guards right over there.
• 1:20:10
  SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
• 1:20:11
  SPEAKER_02: The guards know I'm here.
• 1:20:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they know I'm here, too.
• 1:20:23
  SPEAKER_00: 600.
• 1:20:31
  SPEAKER_03: You clearly should have brought me.
• 1:20:32
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know how to haggle with me.
• 1:20:37
  SPEAKER_01: 535.
• 1:20:38
  SPEAKER_01: 600.
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_01: Can I insight check him?
• 1:20:42
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 1:20:42
  SPEAKER_01: Is that the right?
• 1:20:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, there it is.
• 1:20:54
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna Inspiration that. 26.
• 1:21:07
  He's lowballing you big time for your handful of jewels that
• 1:21:11
  you have on the table there.
• 1:21:12
  SPEAKER_01: I could go get General Malachi.
• 1:21:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I bet you could.
• 1:21:17
  SPEAKER_01: And I can go get Joe Schmo down the street.
• 1:21:19
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:21:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to take it back.
• 1:21:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:21:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:21:31
  SPEAKER_01: Let's not be so hasty now.
• 1:21:33
  SPEAKER_01: not be so hasty now.
• 1:21:36
  SPEAKER_01: I am in a bit of limited supply of raw materials.
• 1:21:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's a shame.
• 1:21:41
  SPEAKER_01: I could pay you a little extra for it.
• 1:21:47
  SPEAKER_01: Give you a premium.
• 1:21:48
  SPEAKER_01: 800 gold.
• 1:21:55
  SPEAKER_01: What do I think he thinks that is?
• 1:21:58
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 1:22:00
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think that is worth?
• 1:22:03
  SPEAKER_00: What do I think he thinks it's worth with my insight check?
• 1:22:09
  SPEAKER_00: Does he still think 800 is a low ball?
• 1:22:11
  SPEAKER_01: 800 is the low end of the market value.
• 1:22:20
  SPEAKER_01: So like it's fair, but kind of.
• 1:22:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think you can do a little bit better.
• 1:22:30
  SPEAKER_01: Since you're so low on materials.
• 1:22:33
  I could.
• 1:22:34
  How about a trade?
• 1:22:38
  800 gold.
• 1:22:38
  And this blessed diamond.
• 1:22:41
  SPEAKER_01: Can I look at the diamond?
• 1:23:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he points it.
• 1:23:02
  SPEAKER_01: That's out on the table.
• 1:23:04
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so it's on the table.
• 1:23:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:23:06
  SPEAKER_02: Where's my thing?
• 1:23:14
  SPEAKER_00: I had it.
• 1:23:14
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know where it went.
• 1:23:17
  SPEAKER_01: The monocle.
• 1:23:19
  SPEAKER_01: The monocle of identification?
• 1:23:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:23:25
  SPEAKER_00: There it is.
• 1:23:27
  SPEAKER_00: Can I look at it?
• 1:23:28
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 1:23:34
  SPEAKER_01: To choose Arcana or investigation.
• 1:23:36
  3020.
• 1:23:40
  Jack.
• 1:23:43
  SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
• 1:24:05
  SPEAKER_01: to look at.
• 1:24:08
  SPEAKER_03: I have it up if you want to look at mine.
• 1:24:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's an enchanted diamond.
• 1:24:18
  SPEAKER_00: I can't tell what the enchant is or.
• 1:24:33
  SPEAKER_01: Enchanted with
• 1:24:35
  SPEAKER_01: Holy energy.
• 1:24:39
  It looks like it may make certain holy rituals or spells either
• 1:24:43
  more potent or easier to cast.
• 1:24:46
  SPEAKER_01: So it doesn't look like it'll hurt me?
• 1:24:49
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:24:50
  SPEAKER_01: And it's not capable of harm?
• 1:24:54
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:24:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:24:56
  SPEAKER_01: It is enchanted with holy energy.
• 1:25:00
  SPEAKER_00: How much is a diamond worth?
• 1:25:03
  SPEAKER_01: More diamond?
• 1:25:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:25:05
  SPEAKER_01: Depends on the size.
• 1:25:16
  Like.
• 1:25:16
  SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
• 1:25:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean.
• 1:25:30
  SPEAKER_01: Diamonds can range.
• 1:25:37
  SPEAKER_01: From like a few hundred gold up to like 5,000 gold or more.
• 1:25:43
  SPEAKER_01: What do I think this one is?
• 1:25:46
  SPEAKER_01: You're not a jeweler.
• 1:25:48
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, how big is it?
• 1:25:51
  SPEAKER_01: Does it look like it goes on an earring?
• 1:25:54
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's like you can hold it in your hand a little bit.
• 1:25:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's probably like... Like marble size?
• 1:26:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:26:01
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:26:08
  SPEAKER_01: 500 to a thousand gold maybe with the enchant.
• 1:26:18
  SPEAKER_03: I will take the diamond.
• 1:26:22
  SPEAKER_03: If you do 900.
• 1:26:30
  SPEAKER_02: Keep in mind, I have more.
• 1:26:31
  SPEAKER_00: I could be a repeat customer if you're nice to me.
• 1:26:48
  SPEAKER_01: Deal.
• 1:26:51
  SPEAKER_01: Shake your hand.
• 1:26:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh God, the both hand grip.
• 1:26:57
  SPEAKER_01: They're sweaty too.
• 1:26:59
  SPEAKER_03: Of course they are.
• 1:27:04
  SPEAKER_01: He writes up a quick certificate of sale.
• 1:27:07
  SPEAKER_01: Hands it to you with the certified enchantment seal for the diamond.
• 1:27:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:27:15
  SPEAKER_01: So you lose.
• 1:27:18
  SPEAKER_01: In that handful.
• 1:27:22
  SPEAKER_01: You lose.
• 1:27:23
  SPEAKER_01: 2000 gold's worth of.
• 1:27:29
  SPEAKER_01: Gems.
• 1:27:30
  SPEAKER_03: OK.
• 1:27:31
  SPEAKER_03: There is the edit.
• 1:27:39
  SPEAKER_03: I knew he was lowballing me.
• 1:27:48
  SPEAKER_01: You gain, just click on your gold.
• 1:27:51
  SPEAKER_01: I already added it.
• 1:27:54
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:27:55
  SPEAKER_01: And you gain an enchanted diamond.
• 1:27:58
  SPEAKER_01: So just put like enchanted diamond?
• 1:28:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, in your backpack.
• 1:28:01
  SPEAKER_01: Or wherever.
• 1:28:02
  SPEAKER_01: You have to add it, manage inventory and add it manually.
• 1:28:10
  SPEAKER_01: Custom item.
• 1:28:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know, I'm trying to, there it is.
• 1:28:34
  SPEAKER_01: Enchanted.
• 1:28:36
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I meant.
• 1:28:39
  SPEAKER_01: He didn't lowball you too much.
• 1:28:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
• 1:28:51
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, hey, hey.
• 1:28:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, my dad.
• 1:28:53
  SPEAKER_01: Can I get food?
• 1:28:55
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
• 1:28:56
  SPEAKER_01: I want to get food with Turtle Man.
• 1:29:00
  SPEAKER_01: I think Turtle Man might be drinking.
• 1:29:03
  SPEAKER_01: Drinking grown-up juice.
• 1:29:04
  SPEAKER_01: I want grown-up juice.
• 1:29:06
  SPEAKER_01: How old are you?
• 1:29:07
  SPEAKER_01: A grown-up.
• 1:29:08
  SPEAKER_01: You are not a grown-up.
• 1:29:09
  SPEAKER_01: I am a grown-up.
• 1:29:10
  SPEAKER_01: No, you're not.
• 1:29:10
  SPEAKER_01: You know, favors don't get dessert.
• 1:29:13
  SPEAKER_01: Look.
• 1:29:14
  SPEAKER_01: Look.
• 1:29:15
  SPEAKER_01: And she blinks her eyes really fast.
• 1:29:17
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 1:29:19
  SPEAKER_01: And for a second, her eyes go black.
• 1:29:21
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 1:29:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like you're looking at her and her eyes go black.
• 1:29:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:29:30
  SPEAKER_01: See, I'm a grown-up.
• 1:29:31
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:29:32
  SPEAKER_01: Only grown-ups can do that.
• 1:29:34
  SPEAKER_01: And she's going to gently place her hand over her eyes.
• 1:29:38
  SPEAKER_01: We don't do that outside of the house.
• 1:29:40
  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
• 1:29:41
  SPEAKER_01: What house?
• 1:29:42
  SPEAKER_01: Outside of the house that we were just at.
• 1:29:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's not our house.
• 1:29:46
  SPEAKER_01: Our house isn't a ball.
• 1:29:48
  SPEAKER_01: Our house isn't a ball, but we got shit.
• 1:29:52
  SPEAKER_01: Let's go get food!
• 1:29:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just staring daggers at this child.
• 1:29:56
  SPEAKER_01: You're not with them, unless you decide to go with an orange.
• 1:30:01
  SPEAKER_01: I thought I went shopping with them.
• 1:30:05
  So you,
• 1:30:06
  Deedle,
• 1:30:07
  Crocca,
• 1:30:07
  and Lala were all going to get food and drinks first.
• 1:30:11
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, okay.
• 1:30:11
  SPEAKER_01: Never mind then.
• 1:30:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yenor felt bad leaving Iris by herself,
• 1:30:17
  SPEAKER_01: so Yenor took Iris shopping first,
• 1:30:19
  SPEAKER_01: and we're going to get some food from food vendors.
• 1:30:28
  SPEAKER_01: You pass a couple of food vendors as you're meandering back home.
• 1:30:33
  SPEAKER_01: I'll let her pick whatever she wants.
• 1:30:36
  SPEAKER_01: She grabs one of everything from the food vendors.
• 1:30:39
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:30:39
  SPEAKER_01: It costs you probably like five gold for you and her.
• 1:30:48
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:30:49
  SPEAKER_01: And you kind of just meander with her back home.
• 1:30:52
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:30:55
  SPEAKER_01: Now the rest of you.
• 1:31:00
  SPEAKER_01: There are a few drinking areas around.
• 1:31:08
  SPEAKER_01: There's this nice looking kind of upscale-ish tavern.
• 1:31:16
  There's a couple of street vendors with alcoholic beverages and
• 1:31:24
  some dice games or
• 1:31:28
  SPEAKER_01: other gambling games going on in the street.
• 1:31:31
  SPEAKER_01: And you have a couple of like regular taverns and bars.
• 1:31:42
  SPEAKER_01: Where would you all like to go?
• 1:31:47
  SPEAKER_02: What time is it?
• 1:31:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like three or four in the afternoon.
• 1:31:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's basically day drinking.
• 1:31:57
  SPEAKER_03: Well, how's the weather?
• 1:32:00
  SPEAKER_01: Sunny.
• 1:32:02
  SPEAKER_01: If that's the case, then it's still the afternoon.
• 1:32:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'd like to stay outside, but what do y'all want to do?
• 1:32:11
  SPEAKER_01: The sun is starting to go down a little bit.
• 1:32:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's either go to a tavern,
• 1:32:21
  SPEAKER_02: sit down and have a drink and eat something to eat,
• 1:32:24
  SPEAKER_02: or walk the streets,
• 1:32:26
  SPEAKER_03: get something to drink,
• 1:32:27
  SPEAKER_03: eat,
• 1:32:27
  SPEAKER_03: and maybe play some dice.
• 1:32:30
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't know how to play dice.
• 1:32:33
  SPEAKER_01: Do you?
• 1:32:35
  SPEAKER_03: No, but I want to roll dice.
• 1:32:38
  SPEAKER_03: So win or lose, I get to roll dice.
• 1:32:43
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know how to play dice?
• 1:32:48
  SPEAKER_03: I grew up on the streets.
• 1:32:49
  SPEAKER_03: Of course I do.
• 1:32:51
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, not everybody on the streets knows how to play dice, do they?
• 1:32:54
  SPEAKER_03: She just blank stares at him.
• 1:33:02
  SPEAKER_01: I am getting hungry, so come on.
• 1:33:04
  SPEAKER_01: Where are we eating?
• 1:33:08
  There's plenty of food and drink out in the street here a
• 1:33:13
  couple of blocks away from the house.
• 1:33:16
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquin would get beef meat skewers.
• 1:33:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, there's plenty of, like, that good street vendor meat skewers.
• 1:33:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:33:24
  Meat kebabs with some nice,
• 1:33:28
  just not too many,
• 1:33:29
  but some nice vegetable mixed in.
• 1:33:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:33:35
  SPEAKER_01: Just as a little accent.
• 1:33:37
  SPEAKER_01: Some sauces.
• 1:33:39
  SPEAKER_01: He offers to the group.
• 1:33:41
  SPEAKER_01: You guys want?
• 1:33:43
  SPEAKER_01: These are really good, actually.
• 1:33:47
  Only if you tell me I'm the most beautiful girl you've ever
• 1:33:50
  seen with a kebab.
• 1:33:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'll take it.
• 1:34:02
  SPEAKER_00: Do I smell any seafood?
• 1:34:05
  SPEAKER_01: Ah,
• 1:34:05
  SPEAKER_01: yeah,
• 1:34:06
  SPEAKER_01: there's some,
• 1:34:06
  SPEAKER_01: uh,
• 1:34:08
  SPEAKER_01: vendors with some,
• 1:34:09
  SPEAKER_01: like,
• 1:34:09
  SPEAKER_01: seafood stews and soups,
• 1:34:12
  SPEAKER_01: and there's some with,
• 1:34:14
  SPEAKER_01: uh,
• 1:34:14
  SPEAKER_01: like,
• 1:34:14
  SPEAKER_01: fresh seafood,
• 1:34:18
  SPEAKER_01: sushi type,
• 1:34:19
  SPEAKER_01: and there's some with,
• 1:34:21
  SPEAKER_01: uh,
• 1:34:21
  SPEAKER_01: grilled or skewered seafood.
• 1:34:26
  SPEAKER_01: Um...
• 1:34:29
  SPEAKER_00: I'll stop by the skewers and the sushi type.
• 1:34:38
  SPEAKER_01: You should learn how to make these.
• 1:34:40
  SPEAKER_03: These are really good.
• 1:34:41
  SPEAKER_03: You just put meat on a stick?
• 1:34:51
  SPEAKER_03: No, child.
• 1:34:52
  SPEAKER_03: There's art to it.
• 1:34:53
  SPEAKER_03: Artistry.
• 1:34:54
  You can't just put meat on a stick and expect it to come out
• 1:34:57
  just like this.
• 1:34:59
  SPEAKER_03: You call it artistry, but I'm pretty sure it's just soy sauce.
• 1:35:05
  He's just staring daggers at her and he takes another bite of
• 1:35:08
  his meat skewer.
• 1:35:12
  I will say that you,
• 1:35:16
  it's like,
• 1:35:17
  you know,
• 1:35:18
  one gold for all the meat skewers that you got.
• 1:35:23
  SPEAKER_01: You get quite a few with that.
• 1:35:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I actually would
• 1:35:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to spend 30 gold here.
• 1:35:33
  SPEAKER_01: For everybody.
• 1:35:34
  SPEAKER_01: Just meat skewers or just on various drinks and things too?
• 1:35:40
  SPEAKER_01: I spend $30 on meat skewers alone.
• 1:35:44
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so you get like... It's 30 gold.
• 1:35:49
  SPEAKER_01: You're getting like...
• 1:35:56
  SPEAKER_03: We've bought this man out of skewers.
• 1:36:02
  SPEAKER_01: 60 meat skewers.
• 1:36:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:36:05
  SPEAKER_01: Or if you include tip in that, you get like 50 meat skewers.
• 1:36:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, we tip them definitely.
• 1:36:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah,
• 1:36:13
  so you're getting like 50 meat skewers with dipping sauces and
• 1:36:16
  this dude is like
• 1:36:19
  SPEAKER_01: praising you.
• 1:36:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:36:21
  SPEAKER_01: You're probably his best customer of the day.
• 1:36:25
  SPEAKER_01: Remember,
• 1:36:25
  SPEAKER_01: if you ever need anything or if you ever want to,
• 1:36:27
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 1:36:29
  SPEAKER_01: need a ship sail,
• 1:36:30
  SPEAKER_01: sue sailing.
• 1:36:31
  SPEAKER_01: We do it all, okay?
• 1:36:33
  SPEAKER_01: We may talk, you know.
• 1:36:35
  SPEAKER_01: Does he have a business card?
• 1:36:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:40
  SPEAKER_01: Let me, let me.
• 1:36:41
  SPEAKER_01: He reached under, covered in whatever sauce, but he can't do.
• 1:36:44
  SPEAKER_01: There, it's a little, everything gets messy.
• 1:36:47
  SPEAKER_01: There, there, there.
• 1:36:49
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, that's fine, that's fine.
• 1:36:51
  SPEAKER_01: I think that these things,
• 1:36:53
  SPEAKER_01: and he takes another bite out of meat skewer,
• 1:36:55
  SPEAKER_01: need to be on all Sioux sailing vessels.
• 1:36:58
  SPEAKER_01: So we're going to work on trying to do that there.
• 1:37:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
• 1:37:03
  SPEAKER_01: That's great.
• 1:37:05
  SPEAKER_01: If you can figure out how to preserve them, that'd be perfect.
• 1:37:09
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you may need to franchise.
• 1:37:10
  SPEAKER_01: So you may need to actually, you know,
• 1:37:14
  SPEAKER_01: Ranch out, maybe train some other people.
• 1:37:17
  SPEAKER_01: We can get them on some sea sailing vessels.
• 1:37:19
  SPEAKER_01: This is a whole business thing.
• 1:37:21
  SPEAKER_01: Again, don't want to scare you, but these are good.
• 1:37:24
  SPEAKER_01: And you should expand.
• 1:37:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I can help you.
• 1:37:27
  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah.
• 1:37:29
  SPEAKER_01: We will be in touch, sir.
• 1:37:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
• 1:37:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:37:33
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:37:34
  SPEAKER_01: He goes back.
• 1:37:35
  SPEAKER_01: He's still, like, he can maybe make 15 skewers at a time.
• 1:37:40
  SPEAKER_01: So he's still going.
• 1:37:46
  Joaquin shares the skewers with all of you as well he does they
• 1:37:52
  are good skewers
• 1:37:53
  for everybody aren't they fucking good so fucking good it was
• 1:37:57
  not expected but
• 1:37:59
  wheeling and dealing makes me nauseous wheeling and dealing
• 1:38:04
  every there is business
• 1:38:06
  opportunities everywhere child don't you realize that to make
• 1:38:10
  that man rich or we
• 1:38:13
  SPEAKER_01: could play dice
• 1:38:16
  Well,
• 1:38:16
  I'm going to watch you play dice because I don't know how to do
• 1:38:19
  the thing.
• 1:38:20
  SPEAKER_01: What do we do with these things?
• 1:38:21
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know.
• 1:38:22
  SPEAKER_01: They look kind of suspect.
• 1:38:24
  SPEAKER_01: Are we sure we want to go play dice with them?
• 1:38:28
  SPEAKER_03: You just bought meat from a cart.
• 1:38:31
  SPEAKER_03: He's a vendor.
• 1:38:35
  SPEAKER_03: Dice vendors.
• 1:38:38
  SPEAKER_03: Are there such things as dice vendors?
• 1:38:41
  SPEAKER_03: I need a drink first.
• 1:38:42
  SPEAKER_03: You guys need to be right here?
• 1:38:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'll be back.
• 1:38:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, no, no, no.
• 1:38:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'll say for you, for the fish, the fish is a little more expensive.
• 1:38:54
  SPEAKER_01: So depending on how much you buy, each serving is two gold.
• 1:39:04
  SPEAKER_01: Ten of each.
• 1:39:06
  SPEAKER_01: Ten of each?
• 1:39:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:39:09
  SPEAKER_01: So that would be 40 gold.
• 1:39:17
  SPEAKER_01: You can add tip on that if you would like.
• 1:39:21
  SPEAKER_01: I would know what tip is though.
• 1:39:23
  SPEAKER_01: Hey guys,
• 1:39:28
  quick reminder to leave a like a comment and don't forget to
• 1:39:32
  follow or subscribe to
• 1:39:33
  SPEAKER_01: us.
• 1:39:34
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks.
• 1:39:45
  SPEAKER_01: And then that also would include,
• 1:39:46
  SPEAKER_01: like,
• 1:39:47
  SPEAKER_01: for both you,
• 1:39:47
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquim,
• 1:39:48
  SPEAKER_01: and Kraka,
• 1:39:49
  SPEAKER_01: that would include various drinks from these vendors as well,
• 1:39:52
  SPEAKER_01: as you're buying so much volume in food from them.
• 1:39:58
  SPEAKER_03: Gratitude.
• 1:39:59
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 1:40:03
  SPEAKER_01: So you get a mixture of, like, some sweet beverages, some...
• 1:40:09
  slightly fizzy beverages and then you get uh like some some
• 1:40:15
  alcoholic beverages i
• 1:40:20
  know that we're like in a city but i keep picturing like
• 1:40:23
  disney's epcot instead for
• 1:40:25
  some reason this is more like a dirt road and just street
• 1:40:31
  vendors in the middle of
• 1:40:32
  SPEAKER_01: the street
• 1:40:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is a really bad city.
• 1:40:38
  SPEAKER_03: How do you call this a city?
• 1:40:42
  SPEAKER_03: Disgusting.
• 1:40:45
  SPEAKER_01: There's a path through the dirt road,
• 1:40:46
  but there's like patches of dirt road where these vendors set
• 1:40:49
  up on the off side of
• 1:40:50
  SPEAKER_01: the road so that they're not blocking the path.
• 1:40:55
  SPEAKER_01: But there are groups of people playing dice games.
• 1:41:04
  SPEAKER_01: Dice.
• 1:41:05
  SPEAKER_01: Dice.
• 1:41:06
  SPEAKER_01: So.
• 1:41:10
  SPEAKER_01: Someone's yelling out.
• 1:41:12
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, hey, you little lady, you look like you're looking lucky.
• 1:41:18
  SPEAKER_01: Ever lucky.
• 1:41:18
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 1:41:19
  SPEAKER_01: Come over here.
• 1:41:19
  SPEAKER_01: You should come, come, come.
• 1:41:22
  SPEAKER_01: Come over here.
• 1:41:23
  SPEAKER_01: Come join our game over here.
• 1:41:26
  SPEAKER_03: What are the different games?
• 1:41:29
  SPEAKER_01: So there's three games going on, right?
• 1:41:31
  SPEAKER_01: There's three different games going on in this area right now.
• 1:41:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um.
• 1:41:40
  SPEAKER_01: One of them is.
• 1:41:44
  SPEAKER_01: Looks like they're rolling some D eights.
• 1:41:47
  It looks like some people are going to get specific numbers on
• 1:41:51
  those D eights.
• 1:41:56
  SPEAKER_01: Uh.
• 1:41:57
  Another one is looks like a bunch of players are rolling some
• 1:42:01
  d6s and a dealer is rolling d6s.
• 1:42:02
  SPEAKER_01: The next one is people are rolling a bunch of big dice,
• 1:42:19
  SPEAKER_01: maybe d20s or d12s and placing bets in a pot.
• 1:42:29
  like one's one's against the dealer one's a pot and uh one is
• 1:42:37
  something strange the
• 1:42:41
  dealer one sounds sounds so you're going with the kraken's call
• 1:42:50
  yes yes we have a
• 1:42:51
  SPEAKER_01: new player here folks new player have you uh have you played here before
• 1:42:58
  SPEAKER_01: I don't recognize your face.
• 1:43:00
  SPEAKER_03: I've never been here before.
• 1:43:04
  SPEAKER_01: Brand new player, brand new player.
• 1:43:06
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:43:11
  SPEAKER_01: You get you get this six sided die here, Lily, and I roll three of them.
• 1:43:18
  SPEAKER_01: And basically we got to see if what you roll matches what I roll.
• 1:43:32
  just all chance it rolls down like three gold pieces three gold
• 1:43:39
  just a c let's
• 1:43:40
  start all right anyone else i see you have a group with you
• 1:43:47
  anyone else want to
• 1:43:48
  join in on this oh it's a multiplayer game all right yeah yeah
• 1:43:54
  i'll gladly i'll
• 1:43:55
  SPEAKER_03: gladly jump in and throw in and what do you want bet
• 1:44:00
  SPEAKER_01: What's the idea so far?
• 1:44:02
  SPEAKER_01: Three gold?
• 1:44:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'll throw three gold in.
• 1:44:07
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you get back winnings based on your own individual bet.
• 1:44:10
  SPEAKER_01: There's no pool.
• 1:44:15
  SPEAKER_01: I look at Lala.
• 1:44:15
  SPEAKER_01: How sure are you about yourself in all this?
• 1:44:24
  SPEAKER_03: Those are two different questions.
• 1:44:29
  SPEAKER_00: All right, well, then I'll go to five gold.
• 1:44:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:44:34
  SPEAKER_00: Can you win?
• 1:44:37
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, anybody can win.
• 1:44:39
  SPEAKER_03: Are you asking, can I cheat?
• 1:44:44
  SPEAKER_01: Can you win?
• 1:44:47
  SPEAKER_03: Unless this man is a liar.
• 1:44:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:44:51
  SPEAKER_03: Anybody can win.
• 1:44:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's not confident, John.
• 1:44:58
  SPEAKER_01: I bet five gold.
• 1:45:07
  SPEAKER_01: Deedle, are you getting in on this?
• 1:45:13
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody's lose when I go to bet on anything,
• 1:45:16
  SPEAKER_03: so I'll just step back and watch everybody else have fun.
• 1:45:20
  SPEAKER_01: You have lost every time you've played a gambling game.
• 1:45:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:45:24
  So I'll stand off and just watch everybody else have fun and
• 1:45:27
  lose their money.
• 1:45:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm good.
• 1:45:29
  SPEAKER_03: I am also a terrible gambler, but I'm hoping Lala isn't.
• 1:45:32
  SPEAKER_03: She does have the sleight of hand.
• 1:45:35
  SPEAKER_03: Worst comes to worst, we cheat.
• 1:45:38
  SPEAKER_01: Each of you roll 1d6 for me.
• 1:45:48
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, I don't know how to play.
• 1:45:49
  SPEAKER_03: Lala's playing for me.
• 1:45:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, am I?
• 1:45:53
  SPEAKER_01: You just rolled... No, you just... Are you adding five gold to her bet?
• 1:45:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:45:59
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:46:00
  SPEAKER_02: Eight.
• 1:46:05
  SPEAKER_01: So,
• 1:46:05
  SPEAKER_01: Lala,
• 1:46:05
  SPEAKER_01: you rolled a one,
• 1:46:06
  SPEAKER_01: and I guess,
• 1:46:07
  SPEAKER_01: Krakka,
• 1:46:07
  SPEAKER_01: you also rolled a d6,
• 1:46:09
  SPEAKER_01: unless you were also putting your gold on Lala's dice roll.
• 1:46:14
  SPEAKER_00: No, I rolled physical, and it was a two.
• 1:46:17
  SPEAKER_01: So you rolled a two?
• 1:46:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:46:21
  SPEAKER_01: Kroka, you are out five gold.
• 1:46:23
  SPEAKER_01: You lose.
• 1:46:24
  SPEAKER_01: The dealer reveals a one, three, and a six.
• 1:46:28
  SPEAKER_01: Lala, you matched one of the die.
• 1:46:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yay!
• 1:46:34
  SPEAKER_01: So you get six gold.
• 1:46:38
  SPEAKER_01: So you get three more gold because you get your bet back plus three.
• 1:46:44
  SPEAKER_01: And Joaquim, you get ten gold or five gold gold.
• 1:46:49
  SPEAKER_01: back plus your bet of five originally.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not too bad.
• 1:46:55
  SPEAKER_03: That's what the dice is, huh?
• 1:46:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:47:00
  SPEAKER_03: You want to try it on your own this time?
• 1:47:03
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:47:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, come on, play.
• 1:47:07
  SPEAKER_01: I, again, I... You can get a lot of money.
• 1:47:12
  SPEAKER_00: Let's throw another five in.
• 1:47:16
  SPEAKER_01: You're at five again.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll play with you a little bit one more time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Five gold.
• 1:47:22
  SPEAKER_01: But again, either I'll be bolstering someone else's bet.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not rolling.
• 1:47:28
  SPEAKER_01: Who do you want to bolster?
• 1:47:33
  SPEAKER_01: Which one of you are feeling lucky?
• 1:47:39
  SPEAKER_03: Lala rubs her hands together.
• 1:47:40
  SPEAKER_01: That looks like the gambler's move.
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  SPEAKER_01: I will bolster her.
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  SPEAKER_01: Her bet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Lala, are you keeping your bet at three?
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  She's going to leave her six gold in and then throw a platinum
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  piece on top.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_01: Six gold.
• 1:48:04
  SPEAKER_01: Where'd you pull that from?
• 1:48:06
  SPEAKER_03: Let us keep in mind that Lala has been hoarding treasure the entire time.
• 1:48:10
  SPEAKER_01: She has quite a bit.
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  SPEAKER_01: 16 gold.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jangly pockets, this girl.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  So,
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  Lala,
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  go ahead and roll another D6,
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  and Krakka,
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  go ahead and roll a D6.
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  SPEAKER_01: Five.
• 1:48:28
  SPEAKER_01: Lala, you are out your one platinum piece and six gold.
• 1:48:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:48:39
  SPEAKER_01: The dealer reveals a two, five, and six.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, Wakim, you are also out that five gold.
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  SPEAKER_01: Krakka, you...
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  again you match because you said you rolled a five so you match
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  one so you get back
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  your five gold bet plus another five gold so basically croca
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  and wakim are back to
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  what they started with lala you're down one platinum piece she
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  puts two platinum
• 1:49:09
  SPEAKER_03: pieces down again what are you doing gambling how it's done
• 1:49:18
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:49:18
  SPEAKER_03: This is how people get poor.
• 1:49:21
  SPEAKER_03: I've been poor.
• 1:49:23
  SPEAKER_03: And I've been rich.
• 1:49:24
  SPEAKER_03: Really feels the same either way.
• 1:49:26
  SPEAKER_03: You can just buy nicer food.
• 1:49:29
  SPEAKER_01: I think I like being rich.
• 1:49:32
  SPEAKER_03: You've never been anything else.
• 1:49:35
  SPEAKER_03: This is true.
• 1:49:37
  SPEAKER_01: Are you playing again?
• 1:49:39
  SPEAKER_00: I am used to, but I got five gold again.
• 1:49:42
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:49:45
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquin.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to back Krakka this time.
• 1:49:52
  SPEAKER_01: Five gold.
• 1:49:52
  SPEAKER_01: Five gold with Krakka, all right.
• 1:49:55
  SPEAKER_01: Lala and Krakka, go ahead, each roll a d6 for me.
• 1:50:00
  SPEAKER_03: Four.
• 1:50:01
  SPEAKER_01: Four.
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  So,
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  Lala,
• 1:50:06
  you get your two platinum pieces back,
• 1:50:09
  plus two more platinum pieces.
• 1:50:12
  And Krakka and Wakeem,
• 1:50:13
  you each get your five gold back,
• 1:50:15
  plus another set of five gold.
• 1:50:19
  SPEAKER_01: Dealer reveals a 1, 4, and a 5.
• 1:50:21
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, I won my money.
• 1:50:26
  SPEAKER_03: I'm happy.
• 1:50:27
  SPEAKER_03: I got my best out of 3.
• 1:50:29
  SPEAKER_03: I'm good at 2.
• 1:50:29
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquin kind of chuckles to himself.
• 1:50:35
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, that was strangely exhilarating.
• 1:50:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, come on.
• 1:50:40
  SPEAKER_01: What if I add another dice to it, huh?
• 1:50:43
  SPEAKER_01: You get to roll 2 dice, and I get to roll an extra dice, and we'll see.
• 1:50:47
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you'll get more winnings.
• 1:50:50
  SPEAKER_02: Nah.
• 1:50:50
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:50:53
  SPEAKER_01: I think I've had one through.
• 1:50:55
  SPEAKER_01: But it's up to you all.
• 1:50:57
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't had enough to drink for all this.
• 1:50:59
  SPEAKER_03: Plus, it's a weird city.
• 1:51:01
  SPEAKER_03: She flicks one of her platinum pieces over to Deedle.
• 1:51:07
  SPEAKER_03: Two against four.
• 1:51:08
  SPEAKER_03: That's like 50% odds instead of 33% odds.
• 1:51:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's a little bit more odds.
• 1:51:12
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, alright.
• 1:51:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'll take up on that offer.
• 1:51:18
  SPEAKER_01: One more round.
• 1:51:19
  SPEAKER_01: Double face.
• 1:51:22
  SPEAKER_01: We gotta take her, alright?
• 1:51:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
• 1:51:26
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, roll your 2d6 then for me.
• 1:51:29
  SPEAKER_01: What are you betting?
• 1:51:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go 10 this time.
• 1:51:33
  SPEAKER_03: Since we're double dicing, I'll go 10.
• 1:51:38
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, none of you others wanna join in on this?
• 1:51:45
  SPEAKER_03: I did a free platinum piece.
• 1:51:50
  SPEAKER_03: If you want to risk it.
• 1:51:52
  SPEAKER_01: Indeed.
• 1:51:53
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I gave you a free platinum piece.
• 1:51:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:51:57
  SPEAKER_03: But somebody's got to roll for me, though.
• 1:52:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's your platinum piece.
• 1:52:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm in.
• 1:52:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, she's playing.
• 1:52:09
  SPEAKER_03: I am, too.
• 1:52:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'll put one more in.
• 1:52:11
  SPEAKER_01: One platinum?
• 1:52:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:52:16
  SPEAKER_03: And we're rolling two this time.
• 1:52:20
  SPEAKER_01: Hakeem, are you going to go back in, or are you staying out?
• 1:52:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to stay out.
• 1:52:27
  SPEAKER_01: So, Lala, Krakka, you each get 2d6 to roll this time.
• 1:52:38
  SPEAKER_01: And, Deedle, I will roll your 2d6 as well.
• 1:52:42
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 1:52:42
  SPEAKER_03: I got a 3 and a 6.
• 1:52:45
  SPEAKER_03: I got a 4 and a 6.
• 1:52:50
  SPEAKER_01: 3-6, 3-6, and 4-6, because Deedle got a 4 and a 6.
• 1:52:56
  SPEAKER_03: You got the same as me.
• 1:52:58
  SPEAKER_01: Croca!
• 1:53:01
  SPEAKER_01: You lose your money.
• 1:53:02
  SPEAKER_01: You got a 3 and a 6?
• 1:53:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:53:05
  SPEAKER_01: You lose your 10 gold.
• 1:53:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:53:09
  SPEAKER_01: Lala and Deedle.
• 1:53:10
  SPEAKER_01: The dealer reveals a 2, a 3, and two 4s.
• 1:53:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:53:12
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
• 1:53:12
  SPEAKER_01: So...
• 1:53:19
  SPEAKER_01: Because you each bet one platinum piece,
• 1:53:23
  SPEAKER_01: you each get your one platinum piece back,
• 1:53:27
  SPEAKER_01: and you get two platinum pieces on top of it.
• 1:53:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah!
• 1:53:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's the first time I ever won!
• 1:53:32
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta, like, high-five a lot.
• 1:53:35
  SPEAKER_03: High-fives all around.
• 1:53:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah!
• 1:53:40
  SPEAKER_03: Congratulations!
• 1:53:42
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you!
• 1:53:42
  SPEAKER_03: I thought you lost yours.
• 1:53:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:53:47
  SPEAKER_03: I should've stopped at three.
• 1:53:48
  SPEAKER_03: I'm done.
• 1:53:50
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquin Minor Illusions, some crowd applause for Deedle.
• 1:53:57
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 1:53:58
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you very much.
• 1:53:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's about time.
• 1:54:02
  SPEAKER_01: Two winners.
• 1:54:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you a double or nothing and add an extra dice.
• 1:54:07
  SPEAKER_03: No, honey, I know when to walk away.
• 1:54:09
  SPEAKER_03: We can't keep taking your money like this.
• 1:54:14
  SPEAKER_01: All right, all right, all right.
• 1:54:18
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm here every night.
• 1:54:19
  SPEAKER_01: Come back if you have the itch for some dice.
• 1:54:24
  SPEAKER_03: Will do.
• 1:54:26
  SPEAKER_01: Hey!
• 1:54:27
  SPEAKER_01: You guys just went over there.
• 1:54:28
  SPEAKER_01: Come over here.
• 1:54:29
  SPEAKER_01: I got some good payouts.
• 1:54:31
  SPEAKER_01: Others are trying to get you to come play their dice games now, too.
• 1:54:36
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta buy an outfit.
• 1:54:37
  SPEAKER_03: I have to look cute tomorrow for my trial.
• 1:54:40
  SPEAKER_03: I got some shopping I gotta do, man.
• 1:54:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go spend my newfound money.
• 1:54:50
  SPEAKER_01: You see the gambling games.
• 1:54:54
  SPEAKER_01: People running them look a little disappointed,
• 1:54:56
  but they seem to let up and start going after some other people
• 1:55:00
  passing by.
• 1:55:01
  SPEAKER_03: Where do you buy the high-class stuff around here?
• 1:55:06
  SPEAKER_01: One of the food vendors that you were dealing with,
• 1:55:08
  SPEAKER_01: just go down that way a little bit,
• 1:55:10
  SPEAKER_01: and he points off in the northwestern direction.
• 1:55:16
  SPEAKER_01: There's a couple shops down that road there.
• 1:55:24
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:55:28
  As you all are walking towards the shopping area with your
• 1:55:33
  finger foods and
• 1:55:34
  SPEAKER_01: whatnot,
• 1:55:35
  SPEAKER_01: you see down the block on this side,
• 1:55:37
  SPEAKER_01: a Yenor with an iris kind of walking towards you with finger foods.
• 1:55:54
  SPEAKER_03: Hey there!
• 1:55:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh hey!
• 1:55:59
  SPEAKER_03: Funny meeting you here.
• 1:56:00
  SPEAKER_03: Food!
• 1:56:01
  SPEAKER_03: What kind did you get?
• 1:56:06
  SPEAKER_00: I think everything.
• 1:56:10
  SPEAKER_02: This looks good.
• 1:56:13
  SPEAKER_00: She's a very hungry child.
• 1:56:20
  SPEAKER_03: I think you came like us and meet me.
• 1:56:22
  SPEAKER_03: You got some meat scares, right?
• 1:56:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, what came really enjoys his meat sticks.
• 1:56:36
  SPEAKER_03: They're pretty good.
• 1:56:40
  SPEAKER_01: To be fair.
• 1:56:42
  SPEAKER_01: In Nora and Iris have just a bunch of variety of food.
• 1:56:47
  And then you have Joakim and Krakka that just have a mass of
• 1:56:53
  meat sticks and fish.
• 1:57:03
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds judgy.
• 1:57:09
  SPEAKER_01: You ignore judge, judge a little bit.
• 1:57:13
  SPEAKER_01: Seems excessive.
• 1:57:17
  SPEAKER_01: As you guys reconvene at the area in which you're going to be shopping,
• 1:57:25
  SPEAKER_01: we are going to call it there.
• 1:57:29
  Either save the shopping for next time or do some quick
• 1:57:31
  shopping over a break and
• 1:57:36
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