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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: They stand for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of information.
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  Speaker 1: Rich got live packs, in fact, the first bit of
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  Speaker 1: information I have.
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  Speaker 2: But I think it's really gonna change your whole day.
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  Speaker 2: He guys are familiar with sperm whales, big giant sperm whales.
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  Speaker 2: You know what their main defense mechanisms launching sperm poop. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: they release so much poop and it's hard to see
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  Speaker 2: through the wall of brown in the water. So I
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  Speaker 2: went to Google and there's videos of it.
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  Speaker 1: Like sharks coming after him.
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  Speaker 2: They poop and then shark is like, what the hell?
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  Speaker 3: Brown is the most unappealing I've ever heard in my life.
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  Speaker 4: And that's why it makes it a good defense.
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  Speaker 1: So just for funds.
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  Speaker 2: As a whale is in the ocean, there's an article
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  Speaker 2: about the craziest things ever found in the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: I can't, I mean kind of.
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  Speaker 2: There's something called the anti Caretheria mechanism, also known as
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  Speaker 2: the world's first analog computer.
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  Speaker 3: You've heard of it, I've seen the pictures of it.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It's a two thousand year old Greek device discovered in
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  Speaker 2: a shipwred in nineteen oh one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they say that they may have used it for
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  Speaker 3: like navigation or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: But it's cool.
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  Speaker 2: Look the lost Egyptian city of Harassa Salonga. It's a
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  Speaker 2: city that submerged twelve hundred years before divers found it
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  Speaker 2: in the year two thousand. There's also in the ocean,
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  Speaker 2: the Apollo eleven engines are in the ocean. The Baltic
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  Speaker 2: Seat anomaly. Apparently it's different rocks being affected by glacial process.
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  Speaker 1: You heard any of these rich because it's a.
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  Speaker 3: Baltics see thing. I haven't, But there is like have
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  Speaker 3: you seen the steps that are supposed to be like
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  Speaker 3: thirty thousand years old? And it's like, well, it could
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  Speaker 3: be a natural phenomenon. It's not what it's like off
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  Speaker 3: the coast of China. No, it's just like a lost
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  Speaker 3: society that got buried underwater when you know it was
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  Speaker 3: like close to the shore.
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  Speaker 1: I guess just got buried. That stuff's so crazy, that's wild.
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  Speaker 1: It's so crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys see the TV news anchor that got
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  Speaker 2: caught cussing and they fired her?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, So this is this is like you know,
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  Speaker 2: you're rolling on TV, you're doing whatever, and then they
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  Speaker 2: got a cut and then someone talks to them. The
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  Speaker 2: cameras are still rolling. Here's what happened.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do that again. I am. I'm in Amy's
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  Speaker 3: gript the Amy's Angels.
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  Speaker 2: One there was the second thing didn't make sense, So.
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  Speaker 1: I was just trying to fix that part.
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  Speaker 3: And I can't wait for you to go.
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  Speaker 2: Through them all and then I go through them because
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  Speaker 2: then I'm already getting ready by that. But this time
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  Speaker 2: we had to do the PSAs.
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  Speaker 1: So finish what.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you are.
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  Speaker 3: You're walking out really angry. Geez, oh Pete, can I
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  Speaker 3: feel Please finish what I'm gonna say?
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  Speaker 1: What's the.
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  Speaker 4: Grow up?
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  Speaker 3: I'm so done with her antics telling on me every
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  Speaker 3: five seconds.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done. And then she said the B word, called
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  Speaker 1: her B word pretty.
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  Speaker 5: Rough going that she just like, sometimes you reach your
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  Speaker 5: boiling point, I know, and I just like to let
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  Speaker 5: it out.
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  Speaker 3: You have to let it out.
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  Speaker 1: But when you get caught like that that.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like she knew her mic right. I guess
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  Speaker 4: your MIC's are always live. That's all I just got
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  Speaker 4: to go by. Oh that stinks, isn't Jesus, Pete?
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  Speaker 2: Now you think that there she would be canceled out
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  Speaker 2: by Jesu Peach. A woman in Kentucky woke up to
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  Speaker 2: discover that a bear had wandered into her house through
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  Speaker 2: an open door and ate the rest of her leftover
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  Speaker 2: KFC smart bars.
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  Speaker 5: Sister started calling me at five in the morning, and
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  Speaker 5: I answered the call and she was like, Bro, there's
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  Speaker 5: a bear and it just walked out of your house
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  Speaker 5: and it came down your steps. It came and looked
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  Speaker 5: at me, dad in the eyes on my side of
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  Speaker 5: the yard. She said she actually heard the table shatter
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  Speaker 5: from inside her house, and she thought that it was
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  Speaker 5: a car wreck outside. I'm a little sad over my KFC. Definitely,
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  Speaker 5: don't leave your leftover KFC on the kitchen table and
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  Speaker 5: make sure your door is shut very well.
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  Speaker 3: That is really good advice for all of us, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Shut your doors and don't leave the leftover KFC.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, finish your KFC so there is no leftovers.
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  Speaker 2: A study found teenage girls use about fourteen personal care
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  Speaker 2: products a day, matching adult women, while.
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  Speaker 1: Boys use half that does your daughter Kyle have lots.
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  Speaker 4: Of Yeah personal care product? It is wow Yeah with
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  Speaker 4: the whole like Sephora kid trend. I think this sometimes
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  Speaker 4: the kids are using more than adults.
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  Speaker 2: And I will end this stack's part on this incredible story.
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  Speaker 2: Are you guys familiar with cheese whiz? Yeah, there are
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  Speaker 2: twenty seven ingredients and cheese whiz. None of those ingredients
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  Speaker 2: are cheese.
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  Speaker 4: If we all knew that kind of you know, deep.
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  Speaker 3: Down in our hearts, it's the best tasted cheese whiz.
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea. I didn't even know they still do.
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  Speaker 3: They still make cheese whis.
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  Speaker 2: You take the well, I would take the spoon and
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  Speaker 2: just eat it. My favorite is the spray cheese.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought it was cheese. You got the
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  Speaker 1: life hacks.
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  Speaker 3: Rich Well, you know it's moving into college time. In fact,
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  Speaker 3: my kid Andre moving into her dorm today. Now, if
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  Speaker 3: you're moving into college this week, or maybe you even have,
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  Speaker 3: before you're done amating boxes, take pictures of the dorm room,
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  Speaker 3: every wall, the floor, the desk, the furniture, especially anything
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  Speaker 3: already scratch stained or broken, because nine months from now,
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  Speaker 3: guess what you're going to be moving out and somebody
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  Speaker 3: like the ra is going to say, hey, you broke
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  Speaker 3: the desk. Nope, you've got the receipts. Thirty seconds with
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  Speaker 3: your phone today could save you hundreds of dollars in
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  Speaker 3: scratched and damaged fees at the end of the year.
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  Speaker 1: So do that you will thank us later.
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  Speaker 3: That life hack can be found at Johnjandrich dot com.