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😅 Jennifer Lawrence's assistant found something in her Jennifer's closet that SHOCKED her · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: This is Kiss Breakfast. All right. Thanks, Sean. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to Nat. Get a hit of celeb news. What are
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  Speaker 1: you following?
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  Speaker 2: You may have seen this come through yesterday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Sarah Arbo is going to leave the Today Show and
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  Speaker 3: Channel 9 at the end of the year, but effective
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  Speaker 3: immediately because she's currently on maternity leave.
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  Speaker 2: So she just will not return to the show.
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  Speaker 3: She was co-host for four years and obviously mostly with
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  Speaker 3: Carl Stefanovic, who left the show less than two months ago.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, Sarah is on mat leave. Her contract with
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  Speaker 2: Nine will not be renewed.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know what she's going to do yet, but
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  Speaker 3: she did upload an Instagram post yesterday about her exit,
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  Speaker 3: and this is what she said.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Just breaking my mat leave for a hot minute with
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  Speaker 4: a little eight-week-old just sleeping soundly for a minute. Just
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  Speaker 4: to say that I am no longer returning to the
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  Speaker 4: Today Show or the Nine Network. I have had such
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  Speaker 4: a wonderful time there. I've enjoyed every second of my
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  Speaker 4: time there. I love the team I work with. I
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  Speaker 4: adore everyone behind the scenes. I'll miss you terribly, but
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  Speaker 4: there is more to come, and I'm excited about that,
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  Speaker 4: and I look forward to that in due course.
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  Speaker 2: But for now, it's a big thank you.
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  Speaker 1: More to come.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's actually Nines Upfronts today, which if you
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  Speaker 3: don't work in media, Upfronts basically means they put on
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  Speaker 3: a presentation where they say, here's all the exciting shows
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  Speaker 3: we have next year.
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  Speaker 2: So that's happening today.
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  Speaker 3: So it's expected they'll announce the permanent replacements for both
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  Speaker 3: Sarah and Carl today. And it's tipped that it's going
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  Speaker 3: to be Sylvia Jeffries, who's currently interim host, alongside Tom Steinfurt,
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  Speaker 3: who's also on.
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  Speaker 2: There at the moment as well.
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  Speaker 3: But, yes, Sylvia Jeffries and Tom Steinfurt have also addressed
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  Speaker 3: Sarah's departure this morning on the show.
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  Speaker 2: This happened about 15 minutes ago, so take a listen.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, now to a little bit of news of our
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  Speaker 5: own this morning. As you may have already seen, our
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  Speaker 5: Sarah Arbo has announced that she is leaving her role
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  Speaker 5: here at Today and online.
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  Speaker 6: Sarah will always be such a much-loved part of this
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  Speaker 6: Today family, no matter what, and talking to her last night,
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  Speaker 6: I know that she's been feeling so much love from you,
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  Speaker 6: our wonderful viewers, after she shared that news and thanked
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  Speaker 6: Australia for welcoming her today. into your homes and letting
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  Speaker 6: her be part of your every morning routine.
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  Speaker 5: So, Sarah, on behalf of everyone here at today, at nine,
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  Speaker 5: in front of the camera, on the floor, behind the scenes,
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  Speaker 5: out there in the newsroom at 60 Minutes, all of us,
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  Speaker 5: thank you. Thank you for giving so much of yourself
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  Speaker 5: to this show and for being such a joy to
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  Speaker 5: share our mornings with. But, of course, now that joy
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  Speaker 5: belongs to Sunny, beautiful Sunny and Cyrus. We are all
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  Speaker 5: going to miss you, Sairs, and we absolutely adore you.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just ask a question?
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  Speaker 7: Is anyone else, apart from media people, when you hear
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  Speaker 7: people going on like this on live TV, like I
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  Speaker 7: made an announcement this morning. I was very quick with it.
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  Speaker 7: You can go and read it on my socials, Mike
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  Speaker 7: E Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Can you remove that bell from him?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's staying here. It's part of my new contract.
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  Speaker 1: I had the bell written into it. Yeah. Appendage AC
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 2: Appendage.
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  Speaker 1: Appendix. Appendix.
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  Speaker 2: Appendix.
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  Speaker 3: I hope there's no appendages written into your contract.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I read the contract properly or know
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  Speaker 1: how to read a contract. Or read in general.
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  Speaker 2: Or spell.
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  Speaker 1: Why did they re-sign me? What was the point?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, don't people just hate.
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  Speaker 1: Like, doing that, having to announce things, hearing it.
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  Speaker 5: And I think unless you're in that, you know, said
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  Speaker 5: media world, no.
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  Speaker 1: One actually cares. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: No, there are people, particularly with the Today Show and
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  Speaker 3: shows like that, old people will wake up every morning,
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  Speaker 3: put their TV on, and they feel they have this
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  Speaker 3: parasocial relationship with And there'd be people that listen to
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  Speaker 3: this show and it's part of their routine every day.
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  Speaker 2: So I do think people care.
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  Speaker 7: I do understand that. I just hate doing them. I
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  Speaker 7: preferred when I'm just walked from a network. I'm on
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  Speaker 7: the radio every day and then bang, I'm gone.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I want to happen?
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  Speaker 3: You know how Sarah Arbo did that on her socials?
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  Speaker 3: Can everyone who leaves their.
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  Speaker 2: Job, and I notice it on socials, do that for
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  Speaker 2: me so.
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  Speaker 1: I know why?
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  Speaker 3: Can anyone who goes through a breakup, can everyone have
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  Speaker 3: to do a post like this?
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  Speaker 2: Just so you know, Ryan and I have actually separated.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me why so I don't have to stalk, I
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  Speaker 3: don't have to ask around.
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  Speaker 2: Can we all just make the announcement of a normal
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  Speaker 2: thing on socials? Heaps of transparency.
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  Speaker 1: Please.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Jennifer Lawrence, I love her. She's 36, so she's
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  Speaker 2: a millennial.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, we've got a breaking.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how this keeps happening. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: The Today Show have just confirmed Sylvia and Tom will be.
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  Speaker 2: Their new co-hosts.
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  Speaker 3: Yay!
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  Speaker 2: Breaking news. Breaking news. You heard it here first.
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  Speaker 3: Now, so yeah, Jennifer Lawrence, you'd know her from The
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  Speaker 3: Hunger Games mostly, but she is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: I love her.
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  Speaker 2: She's 36. She's a millennial. And she was on Amy
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  Speaker 2: Poehler's Good Hang podcast.
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  Speaker 3: And she was talking about her much younger assistant, her
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  Speaker 3: 23-year-old assistant, going through her closet and finding something that
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  Speaker 3: shocked her.
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  Speaker 2: Let's take a listen.
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  Speaker 5: My assistant is 23.
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  Speaker 7: And so like I was doing like a closet clean
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  Speaker 7: out yesterday and she was like, oh, my God, these
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  Speaker 7: are like real skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, wow, they really do go in at
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  Speaker 2: the bottom. Skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: The thing of the past these days.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they're so disgusting. Well, can I ask what jeans
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  Speaker 1: are in? I'm a dude. I'm confused. Wide leg.
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  Speaker 2: Wide leg.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or barrel leg.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I like a barrel leg jean.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 2: So basically just.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wearing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm wearing. Look, I'm wearing a wide leg today. They
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  Speaker 2: just shouldn't really touch your leg at any stage.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: So me then? Some people go too baggy, though. But
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  Speaker 2: do you still wear high-waisted?
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  Speaker 3: Just so everyone knows, I'm the only one on mic
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  Speaker 3: because they've both run over there. So let me talk
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  Speaker 3: you through Mikey's ill-fitting jeans. Can you get a new pair, mate?
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  Speaker 3: And also the knee, that is not a rip. You
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  Speaker 3: can tell that didn't come with the jeans.
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  Speaker 2: Those jeans look like they ripped by accident.
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  Speaker 3: Those jeans look like they're about 35 years old. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: and there's tomato sauce on the pocket or something. But also,
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  Speaker 3: you know when you can just tell a piece of
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  Speaker 3: clothing smells? Yeah. Those jeans, you can tell, have trapped
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  Speaker 3: in the most heinous of smells.
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  Speaker 1: My girlfriend wrote me a list of things I need. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know. New clothes. Yeah, but literally jeans was on there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have this list? Do I have one?
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  Speaker 2: Do you have the list?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'll bring it in tomorrow if you want.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a written list.
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  Speaker 1: Written list. Yeah. Things I need. I want to read it.
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  Speaker 1: Also a to-do list. I'm like, oh, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: There's like stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Around the house.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're getting a list now. Yeah. How often do
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  Speaker 1: you wash your jeans, Mikey? Do you agree? Do I
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  Speaker 1: need new jeans?
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  Speaker 2: No, but that's a wholehearted yes. Sean asked how often
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  Speaker 2: do you wash your jeans?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'll plug myself back in. Sorry, what was the question?
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  Speaker 1: How often do you wash your jeans?
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  Speaker 2: Those jeans look like they haven't been washed this year.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're not meant to wash your jeans. You're meant
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  Speaker 1: to put them in the freezer.
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  Speaker 2: Don't use that rule to get out of the fact
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  Speaker 2: that those jeans. They look like they have never been
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  Speaker 2: washed this year.
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  Speaker 1: No, I have washed them.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe once?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of times.
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  Speaker 2: I hate to smell the fork of those.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to smell them?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'd hate to.
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  Speaker 1: Smell the fork of them, the crutch.
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  Speaker 2: The crutch. If you've never washed them.
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  Speaker 1: I have washed them. I do wash them.
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  Speaker 2: You know we're September. No, you don't. We're almost October.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what I'm doing? I'm just holding out
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  Speaker 1: for short season, right? I'm like, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: buy new jeans because I hate shopping.
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  Speaker 3: Now, can we speak about you in shorts?
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  Speaker 2: Don't wear the high socks you wear. Oh, you wear
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  Speaker 2: high socks with shorts. Yeah, but they're like soccer socks.
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  Speaker 2: He wears them and he pulls them up so far.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, I heard on the internet that
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  Speaker 2: young people do this. I'm like, well, might I remind
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  Speaker 2: you of your age?
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  Speaker 3: And also, you can tell when someone's trying to do
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  Speaker 3: something and it's not quite working.
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  Speaker 1: Because you've got no swag.
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  Speaker 2: Just ankle socks is fine for you. Fine for you.
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  Speaker 2: But make sure they're not visible. Make sure they're not visible.
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  Speaker 2: You can't see any sock.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's what.
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  Speaker 7: I did here, the Gen Zs. I was on a
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  Speaker 7: train platform once. Believe it or not, I was getting
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  Speaker 7: a train.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Believe it or not.
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  Speaker 2: God, I had to ride a train with the peasants.
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  Speaker 2: And your stinky jeans.
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  Speaker 1: I got bullied by these Gen Zs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: They looked at my ankle socks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've seen your ankle socks.
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  Speaker 2: They're not low enough.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, no one's wearing them anymore, Grandpa.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because your ankle socks are visible. They're the ones
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  Speaker 2: that sit on the ankle bone.
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  Speaker 1: So I need.
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  Speaker 2: So you need like sockets.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Ew. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: You disagree?
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  Speaker 2: Not necessarily the ones that only cover the toe and ankle.
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  Speaker 2: Is that why you're saying ew?
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  Speaker 3: But like he needs invisible socks.
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  Speaker 2: Invisible socks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We either don't want to see your socks or just
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  Speaker 5: keep wearing jeans.
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  Speaker 1: Very confused, eh? Women and fashion and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You're not the stocking little sock.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking of.
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  Speaker 2: Like a beige coloured one. You can get them from
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  Speaker 2: like hype and platypus. Like the invisible socks. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: You girls can dress me.