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No More Heroes 3 - First 20 Minutes (No Commentary Gameplay) · No Commentary Gaming

• 0:30
  I remembered this game I used to play.
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  Nobody at school had it but I was super into it.
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  For some reason. It was called Death Man.
• 0:41
  It was a side scrolling action game.
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  It was like a clone of one of those famous Japanese games.
• 0:48
  But it was so cool. These aliens from the planet
• 0:52
  Death take over Earth, and they print the human scores on their
• 0:57
  arms, intelligence and beauty. If either score drops below 100,
• 1:04
  they get killed. A murder show begins.
• 1:09
  But one man put a stop to this terrible game.
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  That's right, it's. Death Man.
• 1:15
  Death Man fights against the Death aliens to protect the
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  planet Earth. He kills off all 10 of the top
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  evil Death aliens. Then when he kills General Death
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  at the end, Death Man reveals his true identity.
• 1:33
  Who really is Death Man? How did it end?
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  I can't remember, I totally forgot.
• 1:43
  The mystery of Death Man is still unsolved for me, but
• 1:48
  that's about to change. A remake version was released.
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  Now I can finally find out who Death Man really is.
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  Finally. It's the last boss, the general
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  Death. So today it was a bus too.
• 5:02
  You're going back to your home. Damon, I love you.
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  In 20 years I will return. 20 years.
• 5:13
  You really mean it Foo Promise Damon, I will return no matter
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  what. Promise go Foo.
• 6:02
  Sir, it is time for the board meeting.
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  We need to go back in. Just give me a minute.
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  I've got an appointment but I am not aware of Just watch.
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  Damon, I love you, Foo. Looks like you've been living
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  large. Damon, you used our powers to
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  get yourself a pretty sweet piece of the pie.
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  Are you really Foo? Thanks to you I was able to
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  return to my land and now here I am a full on.
• 6:59
  Prince, congratulations. But I'm hella bored.
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  I got nothing to do. I wiped out the neighboring
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  planet. But then I was court martialed
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  and exiled to the black hole prison.
• 7:13
  These dudes are my buddies. We met in the hole.
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  Nice to meet you everyone. Hey Damon, let's team up and
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  make this planet ours ours. What do you mean?
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  I'm talking about taking it over, Sir.
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  Do it. What did you do?
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  Apparently superheroes are popular in this country, so
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  we're going to jump on that. Right, Mr. Big Shot.
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  What are you? I'm a goddamn superhero.
• 9:13
  what was that light? That makes a much nicer parking
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  lot, huh? I'm going to build my tower
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  right here. OK?
• 9:29
  You going clean up? My radar's picking up some weed.
• 9:35
  There's something real funky down below.
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  And whatever you guys will do. Want to go kill it for me?
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  OK, go find it. Fuck it up.
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  The city. It's gone.
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  Who are they? Hey, can I ask you something?
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  Are you guys aliens? I don't think they're here to
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  talk, Master. Oh, shit.
• 10:13
  This looks like fun. Let me play.
• 10:18
  You know how to take these guys down.
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  Beat them to fucking death. Strategy is born from battle.
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  I'll take the one in the middle. Do whatever you want with the
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  rest. Let me have some fun, fucking
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  losers. Let's go start the game.
• 11:01
  Hey gamers, limit your gaming to 10 hours per day anymore and
• 11:07
  you're seriously gonna die. Hope everyone's doing great
• 11:11
  today. Your good old girl next door,
• 11:14
  Sylvia, is going to introduce another new game today.
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  Today's title is no more Heroes 3.
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  After the opening sequence, we will.
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  Take a closer look. Come on.
• 11:45
  Come on. Get.
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  The fuck? Out.
• 12:40
  The hell is this? Are these really aliens?
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  Juvie check. This out.
• 12:47
  All right, it's atomic composition is unknown.
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  I will expand the range of his search to include the entire
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  Galaxy. I had a hit world's ending
• 13:00
  supernova, an energy stone for the planet.
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  Just Baptiste. So they really are aliens.
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  Things are getting real funky real quick.
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  Mission accomplished. It was way too easy.
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  Where are the rest of them? It's only polite to accept an
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  invitation to kick ass. Kick ass, master.
• 13:24
  I believe the time has come to use it loading the DD system
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  awakened sister. Fuckhead.
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  Dress. You're behind enemy line now.
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  Well. Gene and you always sounded like
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  that. Something wrong?
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  No, it's just I always assumed you were a female.
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  Are you tweaking? This is how I've always sounded.
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  That's pretty bad ass. If there's anything you're not
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  clear on, let me know, I'll lay it out for you.
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  So you're basically my navigator, huh?
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  Come on man, don't underestimate my prowess in battle.
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  I'm right up there with pick. Yeah, let's not use that
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  comparison anymore. It's going to make things more
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  confusing. Strawberry.
• 15:13
  Raspberry. Double kill.
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  As you can see, things got all funky real quick.
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  There's probably some planet eating type dude waiting for me
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  up ahead, all yoked and powerful and trying to take over the
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  world or something. But don't you worry, a hero
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  descends. What?
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  There are no heroes in this world.
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  Oh, but there totally are. My name is Travis Touchdown.
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  I'm the last hero around here to save the world.
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  I'm also just a passing assassin.
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  Here we go, taking a kill trip on death.
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  Row. It's me, Sylvia.
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  Is that you? You know what to do, don't you?
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  If you want to keep living a comfortable life, kill them all.
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  Unleash the insanity, Travis. Let it flow.
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  The pure primitive insanity. Say Garden of Insanity is
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  awaiting your return. Oh,
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  my stomach hurts. Too many beers.
• 16:57
  Oh shit, I need a toilet. Perfect location.
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  Oh yeah, don't forget, always stop by the toilet if you find
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  one. Especially before boss fights.
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  You need time to get your thoughts in order so, you know,
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  save your damn game. Yeah.
• 17:43
  Wrap it up. I get the ball and I wrap it up.
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  Yeah, snack. It up, then with the beef, I'm
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  going to snack it up. Yeah, better rice.
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  I lay it down, then I knap it up.
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  I'm on the whole way to Mac it up.
• 17:56
  Hey, roll it all. Roll it like a bowling ball.
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  Hey, once you fool the beef, oh freaking hold it all.
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  Huh. Strawberry.
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  Come on. Come on.
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  Oh, Raspberry.