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OUTRO: Shirt Shamozzles · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for for dogging for to SIVN
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  Speaker 2: every weekday on radiocare. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're having to be busy.
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  Speaker 2: I noticed they that's right? Sure was what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: It was George's last day?
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  Speaker 2: George?
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  Speaker 4: Who so Georgia? So we all meet up at lunchtime
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  Speaker 4: and just sort of lunchtime?
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  Speaker 1: We all know?
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  Speaker 2: Did we we all meet up? Did we did we
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  Speaker 2: hear about that? Do you hear about to get invited
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  Speaker 2: to it? I don't even know who George is. So
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  Speaker 2: you've been keeping a few secrets. Number one, I've been
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  Speaker 2: keeping George. George.
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  Speaker 4: You know George. She often goes by Georgia. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: often sorts out a lot of stuff for us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she's great, That's what I said to her. She's real.
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  Speaker 4: Can stick your hands?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, no, just just cuple of beers, Jace. Nothing
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  Speaker 4: to worry about, mate, What did you find?
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  Speaker 1: How did you find those tens?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think there was anything to worry about. Cool?
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  Speaker 1: Do you like those?
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  Speaker 2: Because I played the top off? And if you say
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  Speaker 2: the same thing that you've said ten times about these
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  Speaker 2: fucking kids.
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  Speaker 3: Can with the whole lid coming off, I'll be sure
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  Speaker 3: that it would just rip your lips apart.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: It's like they've thought about that. Yeah, they didn't release
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  Speaker 2: it until they knew they were going to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Are they rounded the edges correct? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, but still though I take your point.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Mike Jase was late for the second day in
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  Speaker 4: a row?
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  Speaker 2: Was he?
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  Speaker 4: He shut up at twelve past three?
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  Speaker 2: Twelve past three? Was it?
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you why, because, as you know, I'm getting
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  Speaker 3: my bathroom done.
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  Speaker 1: They started today.
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  Speaker 2: There and wound the worker with your life.
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  Speaker 1: Umm, no, no, but I do. I'll talk about it
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  Speaker 1: in the show.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, as I was leaving today literally is I
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  Speaker 3: was walking up the door, the electrician turned.
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  Speaker 1: Up and I was like, ah, and so then I
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  Speaker 1: show you naked?
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  Speaker 2: Were you No?
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  Speaker 1: I was going to work.
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  Speaker 3: So I was joyious, and I was in a bit
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  Speaker 3: of a hurry because I was already running a bit late.
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  Speaker 1: And then he took me.
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  Speaker 3: I took him into the bathroom where the other guy
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  Speaker 3: was working, and he was like, so, what are you wanting?
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  Speaker 3: Where is it going what's going on? And I was saying, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I probably made some poor decisions because.
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  Speaker 4: The fan was going yes, so do you say directly
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  Speaker 4: above the shower?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 1: But it was also the lights. You know, how many
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  Speaker 1: lights do you want because.
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  Speaker 3: There's only a very small little on sweet and wed
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  Speaker 3: one well too, she'ld do it or too? Where do
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  Speaker 3: you want them? Where do you want your heat rail?
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  Speaker 3: All that sort of stuff. But at the same time
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  Speaker 3: that was going on, my dog was down at the
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  Speaker 3: fence line going absolutely batshit crazy at the neighbour's dog
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  Speaker 3: and it gets quite vicious. It gets very kind of
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  Speaker 3: if she gets over the fence, she's going to kill
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  Speaker 3: their dog. So I'm talking to this guy going crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I SAIDs hold on a second, mate, I've just got
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  Speaker 3: to go down and get my dog inside. So it
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  Speaker 3: was a bit stressful leaving.
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  Speaker 2: It occurs to it's occurred to me that you're the
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  Speaker 2: worst neighbor on the street and everybody hates you. No,
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  Speaker 2: I because because of the dog. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I would honestly if I was living by you, I
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  Speaker 2: would fucking hate your guts because of that dog barking
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  Speaker 2: and ship man, I would be fucking fuming.
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  Speaker 3: Let me just let me just say that. I they've
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  Speaker 3: got two little yuppy dogs. Sure, and it's them that bark.
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  Speaker 2: They started it.
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  Speaker 3: She They bark their asses off, and she goes down
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  Speaker 3: and just barks back at them.
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  Speaker 1: She never actually question.
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  Speaker 2: She finishes it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this was happening. What was the duck doing?
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  Speaker 3: The duck was hiding in the bushes. I couldn't find
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  Speaker 3: the duck today, but it was. Yeah, it was just
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  Speaker 3: one of those things. And then it was as I
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  Speaker 3: was driving away, I was like, oh, fuck, do we
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  Speaker 3: really want the lights there?
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  Speaker 4: And no one cares about lights?
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  Speaker 1: Lights?
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  Speaker 2: As you put them in the middle of the ceiling?
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  Speaker 2: Did you put them?
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  Speaker 1: I just put them sort of bang bang, yeah, in
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  Speaker 1: the middle because there's a little crowdor and then but anyway.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you what got the heat wreck on the
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  Speaker 2: roof the Yeah, just on the roof Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: When they pull all that ship out and she's pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Who knows who knows what you said in that room, Jason, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: What My wife will get home and he'll be doing
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  Speaker 3: all that and she'll be going, why the fuck are
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  Speaker 3: you putting it there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Tell me you wanted it in the shower.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what, man, I tell you what. When
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  Speaker 3: they wrapped all the jib and shipped out.
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  Speaker 4: Just the framing, yeah, it was like, fuck now.
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  Speaker 1: Better rop there, mate.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, around it.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever had a fan in your bathroom?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Not that one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a bit of it'll be damp around there.
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  Speaker 4: Do they replace the wood?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: They got he They're just wrapping it out, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and they're going to frame it to frame it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's what they did in mind too, because
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  Speaker 4: alisdon have a fan that was built in the sixties
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  Speaker 4: and it was wet and they pulled all the jib
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  Speaker 4: off and they were like, we're just going to redo everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's basically what they're seeing with ours.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty common.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, ching ching ching ching. But you know, ultimately though,
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  Speaker 3: she's going to look great.
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  Speaker 2: Once it's all lined up, once you got the liner.
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  Speaker 2: And their brother, well, that's the last to go in,
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  Speaker 2: is it? Is it? Black and white? Square is like
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  Speaker 2: a chessboard, No, like a scrabble.
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  Speaker 3: We did look at that and I said to my wife.
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  Speaker 3: We both went, no's no way we're fucking doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I know that.
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  Speaker 3: If I if I showed you what we chose. I
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  Speaker 3: would just be given so much ship.
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  Speaker 2: Can you take a.
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  Speaker 4: Photover when it's finished?
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  Speaker 2: Where's your ship? Where's your ship?
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  Speaker 4: That's what I was gonna ask, where's your cowboys?
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  Speaker 2: Shiit?
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  Speaker 1: I was fully.
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  Speaker 3: Hand on heart, fully prepared to wear it. Unfortunately it
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  Speaker 3: was way too small. I couldn't even do it up.
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  Speaker 2: I am devastated about that because the photo was quite
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  Speaker 2: was great because I tell you what, if you walked
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  Speaker 2: in here looking like Woody from fucking Toy Story, it
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  Speaker 2: would have been a field day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was actually looking forward to wearing it. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: unfortunately when I.
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  Speaker 3: Looked at it and I went, there's no way that's
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  Speaker 3: going to fit me, and I couldn't actually do it up.
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  Speaker 4: Was she was serious when she bought that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? But having having said that, was she like.
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  Speaker 4: My husband looked cool in this.
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  Speaker 2: It's something like it's almost a narcissism, isn't it, Where
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  Speaker 2: you're like, it's like when someone's a feeder, but instead
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  Speaker 2: of you know how people feed up their partner to
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  Speaker 2: make them huge, instead that you dress them weird. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, having said.
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  Speaker 3: That and her defense two of my favorite shirts, which
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  Speaker 3: both of which I thought when I first looked at them,
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  Speaker 3: they're fucking whack. I'm not wearing that. That's ridiculous. Ended
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  Speaker 3: up being my favorite shirt. Yes, but that one was
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  Speaker 3: a step too far. Even she acknowledged that it's probably
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  Speaker 3: a step too far.
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  Speaker 2: Worth a shot though, right, and cost three bucks or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I said to my daughter, what do you reckon?
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  Speaker 3: Do you reckon I should wear this?
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  Speaker 4: And she was just like, no, the whole Hucky bich
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  Speaker 4: shirt wee days from four on Radio Hururarchy.
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  Speaker 1: Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I had a disastrous shopping encounter off Instagram. Another one
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  Speaker 2: I like, so you got remember what the other thing was? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I bought. I bought some T shirts. It's always serving
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  Speaker 2: me up T shirts, so I bought something. They look good, God,
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  Speaker 2: they look good. I looked at the sizing though, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know, that looks a little
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  Speaker 2: bit small. So when extra large extra large I turned out,
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  Speaker 2: they turned out it looked like an Australian site. You
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. They're quite good at doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Skin tight and absolutely skin tight directly from China, all
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  Speaker 2: the China baggage on it, and China probably an extra
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  Speaker 2: large in New Zealand not completely.
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  Speaker 1: When it comes to.
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  Speaker 3: Sizing, I literally wouldn't have a fucking clue because you
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  Speaker 3: go I always go medium, and then it's like really tight,
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  Speaker 3: and sometimes medium is quite massive.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, fucking.
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  Speaker 2: They don't know. It's ridiculous. It's the shambles. I'd agree
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  Speaker 2: with you there. I'd agree with you there. I always
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  Speaker 2: look at the sizing guide. But I was let down badly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you get you're going to You're going to return it's
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  Speaker 2: of course I'm going to return it to China. I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's too much.
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  Speaker 3: But this is the the post office and everything. The
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  Speaker 3: beauty of shopping with my wife is that if she
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  Speaker 3: buys a shocker, it cost.
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  Speaker 2: You two backs, what will you do.
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  Speaker 3: She's actually brought me five other ships, some of which
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  Speaker 3: are a bit out there.
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  Speaker 4: So will she now turn that into like a little
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  Speaker 4: stuffed bunny.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think she'll wear it yourself.
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  Speaker 2: She will look at it.
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  Speaker 3: And she actually said to me, I actually think I
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  Speaker 3: actually think this is maybe a woman's top.
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  Speaker 2: It was, but yeah, I think it could go either way.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it should be worn by any human
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  Speaker 2: like a scarecrow.
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  Speaker 3: It was pretty you know who I thought would look
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  Speaker 3: good in that that pattern and that color.
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  Speaker 1: Pugsn.
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  Speaker 4: Pug Son can wear anything, though, because he's like real
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  Speaker 4: Aukland vibes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think he's got this disheveled chic thinger. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: elegantly disheveled.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, just just rolled out of bed after making love
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  Speaker 3: kind of vibe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've just been ringing one out.
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  Speaker 1: Which which he probably has knowing that sex machine.
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  Speaker 4: There's one thing Pugsn is all about, and that's ringing
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  Speaker 4: one out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, ding ding ding.
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  Speaker 4: He's actually upset because someone described his look as elegantly disheveled.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's a good that's a compliment.
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  Speaker 2: I also said to him, he's a nice here cut,
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  Speaker 2: and the guy said, you look like you cut your
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  Speaker 2: own here.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what the guy said to him? Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: like pug Son's here.
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  Speaker 2: Pug Sons here is fucking awesome. But I think it's
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  Speaker 2: a good example of someone not being able to take
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  Speaker 2: a compliment.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 4: I also think it's a example of a guy with
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  Speaker 4: saying weird stuff. Yeah the other guy. It's funny because.
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to pug Sound and saying how much
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  Speaker 3: I liked his here while at the same time he
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  Speaker 3: was massively dissing keys He's here, okay, right, And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, Pug sound come.
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  Speaker 4: On man, actually, what was it? Aggs bangs a girl Today?
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  Speaker 4: I was complimenting my hat and co Yeah, I like
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  Speaker 4: the way it covers party were hit and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I had to say, actually, Pugsung game in his hat.
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  Speaker 4: There's a cool head. And I think your Pugsung gave
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  Speaker 4: it to you.
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  Speaker 2: Really you think she was trying to get in your pants?
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  Speaker 1: And then I was do you guys get much of that?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: Girls?
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  Speaker 2: Fans?
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  Speaker 1: Fans you know, like, yeah, big fans.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you know? Never I had somebody say that
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  Speaker 2: they like the cut of my jib when I went
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  Speaker 2: to that play did that? But unfortunately I think I
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  Speaker 2: know who it was, So I found out from the person.
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  Speaker 2: Someone was like, oh, who was this pit of such
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  Speaker 2: and such? Yeah, which was me, But I think I
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  Speaker 2: know who the person was, right, And she'd had a
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  Speaker 2: few wines, yeah, And she turned around and she was
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  Speaker 2: talking to the people behind her about cross leasing and
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  Speaker 2: property stuff. Right, So boring is yeah, a real punish,
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  Speaker 2: but she was sort of like, oh, mate, putting her
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  Speaker 2: old stink eye on me, she was.
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  Speaker 1: Jase understandable, would me on her? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What wig were you wearing? I was wearing my game outwig, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: which has got a side part.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like jet black. It's so black.
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  Speaker 2: It's sort of like what my hair look like when
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: I was twenty two, twenty three. Better groomed. Yeah, better groomed.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: Because the wig you wear when you do the show,
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: it's like your rock and roll Well, it's my daily
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  Speaker 2: it's my every day it's not my favorite pair of jeans. Wig.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's like your everyday hair hat.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Keezy has all his little PEPs and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have hats that I wear occasionally. Ja, what
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  Speaker 4: you wear the same hat for like six months Straight's
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  Speaker 4: longer than that, man you bring it in its covered
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  Speaker 4: and duct shit.
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  Speaker 1: Still I'm still covered. I'm still gutted.
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  Speaker 3: That I lost for the one that I had given
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  Speaker 3: to me in the last the last.
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  Speaker 2: Do you lose it?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: I think I left it on the seat, so you
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  Speaker 3: lost it instead of what broken wood?
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  Speaker 1: Is it out?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not out. I don't mean it's been.
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  Speaker 4: It's filming, but people are ware that it's coming back
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  Speaker 4: probably or did you just break and bargo?
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  Speaker 1: Probably?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you have to beat that, Pugs.
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  Speaker 1: That was it.
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  Speaker 4: Twelve minutes he's shagging his head. Jason is getting the.
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  Speaker 2: Sack to the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Fell Yes, I am very busy weekend, Mogi disaster.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you about the disaster that I've got
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  Speaker 2: on the radio?
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: On the radio, tell us about you on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, actually that will work.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, alright, hey, listen to the radio show by
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  Speaker 4: the way, fort or seven every week down Radio Hodark.
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  Speaker 4: It's called the Big Show and you will love it.