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WE ARE TEAM BRAD!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up. Bond Relatables Bare Minimum for the modern man.
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  Speaker 1: Get a little list here, no Instagram. Wakes up at
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  Speaker 1: five am, goes for a fifty kilometer run and then
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  Speaker 1: reads thirty pages of a fem book Facts. That's Jake
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  Speaker 1: and my schedule.
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  Speaker 2: You just described my every day.
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  Speaker 1: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 1: and my partner in crime, Oddie Clark aka.
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  Speaker 3: Mummyah and everyone listening other baddies. Thanks for tuning in
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  Speaker 3: once again, Thanks very much, guys. All right, I would
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  Speaker 3: like to start today's episode off with a surprise my
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  Speaker 3: partner in crime, my right hand man, my the Robin
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  Speaker 3: hood to my badman wife.
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  Speaker 1: Some would say mummy. And I was like, I was
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  Speaker 1: at the markets last week and I came across a stall,
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  Speaker 1: caught my eye. They caught your eye. Caught my eye.
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  Speaker 1: All right now I think I'm trying I reckon. I
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  Speaker 1: just give it to you. Okay. You thought of this,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought I only would love this. I've my
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  Speaker 1: wrapping is a will worst bad. Is this actually a
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  Speaker 1: present for me? And I was gonna save it till
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  Speaker 1: right before you, right before your birthday. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: see you on your birthday. It's gonna save it to
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  Speaker 1: fright before your birthday. But I just thought, like it's
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  Speaker 1: a while away, coming about the ways, and then I'll
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  Speaker 1: just give you this now and not just gee something
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  Speaker 1: else for your birthday because they're such a good guy,
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  Speaker 1: you know, thanks man. So here you go, free primo
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  Speaker 1: with the woolies.
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  Speaker 3: I can already see what it is. This is sick. Fuck,
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  Speaker 3: that's mad. So I got as you can see if
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  Speaker 3: you're on YouTube. I'm wearing a vintage Von Dutch hat
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  Speaker 3: and he's got me another one. This one's cool.
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  Speaker 1: I love the rose. I'll put it on. Yea. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was sick. This is at a market. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: you should have seen. They have heaps of him wait, endless,
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  Speaker 1: really endless, how much like I probably would not so
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  Speaker 1: this one. So you owe me forty five dollars but
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  Speaker 1: uh no. So it's the funny thing is was I
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  Speaker 1: was looking at him, yeah, and I was like, oh shit,
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  Speaker 1: I was like I was, I was racking my mind.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I better get ODDI one just because
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  Speaker 1: like I'm here. And then I was actually I was
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  Speaker 1: going I was thinking about I don't have Cassie's phone number. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna like text her or caller on Instagram
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  Speaker 1: and be like, yo, look where I am, Like do
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  Speaker 1: you want me to get one for you as well,
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  Speaker 1: just to like save for his birthday? And then I
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  Speaker 1: just didn't do it because I was like, what if
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  Speaker 1: she's with him and he's like, why the fuck you
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  Speaker 1: face time and her and I was like, fuck, it's
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  Speaker 1: out two out of whack, and so but I just
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  Speaker 1: was looking around and I was looking at them. They
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  Speaker 1: were all like ninety bucks expensive, and then that one,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, this is the coolest one here, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't even want to look at
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  Speaker 1: the price. It was forty five bucks. I like the roads,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Man. All good. I like it.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was like the best one. And look
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  Speaker 1: they don't all suit my head now it looks exactly
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  Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, how good? Yeah, sous, you have for
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  Speaker 1: surets And I was I was wearing around that day.
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  Speaker 1: I was to break it in for him. Thanks man.
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  Speaker 1: It's well. Which market's Glee Glee Market. I'll probably be
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  Speaker 1: back there on every Saturday. They'll probably be back there
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  Speaker 1: next week. I gotta go day out with the missus.
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  Speaker 1: She probably likes some markets. Yeah, well thanks man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: holl good expect I expect that and I'll send you
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  Speaker 1: an invoice. Yeah, you take it. Did you about to say,
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  Speaker 1: I'm expecting another present from my birth Yeah, I'm expecting
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  Speaker 1: another hat, another hat? Yeah easy, I got a plot.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I actually an idiot as well is
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  Speaker 1: they had like an Instagram and everything, and I saw
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  Speaker 1: it on the tag and I was like, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: screw There's like a little thing to scan with your
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  Speaker 1: phone and it goes straight to their Instagram. But they
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  Speaker 1: took the tag off when I bought the hat, so
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  Speaker 1: I forgot what the brand's called, like what the company
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  Speaker 1: is called. The gets them got to go back, so
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  Speaker 1: annoying got to go back. Yeah. But today, Jake, I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to start the podcast with a part two of
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  Speaker 1: what is the Bare Minimum for the Modern Man? Part two?
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  Speaker 1: Part two?
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  Speaker 3: And these one is sent in from everyone listening.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the IG question this week. IG Question
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  Speaker 1: of the week. So you want to start on me,
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  Speaker 1: I'll start. Okay, you gus up knowing how to properly
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  Speaker 1: wipe something up that is spilt and not just push
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  Speaker 1: it around, not just spread the mess. That's not me,
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  Speaker 1: that's not you. You know how to wipe it up? No,
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  Speaker 1: you know how to you just spread this spread I do.
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  Speaker 1: If I spill something, I'm pissed.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm not like spending time to clean it properly, right, right,
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  Speaker 3: like realistically unless it's water, like get a spray and like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna do all that stuff. Yeah that mate,
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  Speaker 1: I've been My sister scares me. She's scared. He's a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a clean clean So it's like if the
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  Speaker 1: kitchen is fucked, I'm fucked. I learned how to wipe
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  Speaker 1: stuff up properly.
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  Speaker 3: What's the bare minimum for the modern man? Knowing where
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  Speaker 3: the clip is?
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  Speaker 1: That's more than the bare minimum. Sorry, that's that's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that's a lot. What's his special expression?
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot to ask, okay, right, And the one
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  Speaker 1: thing I do know is the clip isn't just that
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  Speaker 1: little thing at the top. Yeah, it goes around the outside,
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  Speaker 1: goes around the outside, it goes around everywhere. I knew that.
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  Speaker 1: You know that because they told you. No, I already
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  Speaker 1: knew that.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, like going back you know in
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  Speaker 3: high school, how we learn about like laber.
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  Speaker 1: We well we let yeah, we sort of. They didn't
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  Speaker 1: teach us that. Yeah, it's in their best interest to
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  Speaker 1: teach us how to pleasure. Yeah, why didn't they do that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They're just like, don't don't make babies,
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  Speaker 1: and then you're good. Yeah we're a condos a banana
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  Speaker 1: to say, you put it on. Some guys still try
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  Speaker 1: and put it over their balls. What the fuck? I think? So?
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  Speaker 1: Not me, not me from experience on a cold day,
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  Speaker 1: they fit. They'll tell you what bare minimum for the
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  Speaker 1: modern man walking her home slash making sure she gets
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  Speaker 1: home safe. Yahnimum.
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  Speaker 3: That's actually a really good one. All jokes aside, really good.
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  Speaker 3: Stop following unnecessary girls, pinnacle. Have you told everyone what
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  Speaker 3: you've done? Have I told everyone? I don't think you have.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm not on the polot. No you haven't, No
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  Speaker 1: I haven't. One day I just went I went to
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  Speaker 1: my Instagram and I unfollowed every female apart from a
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  Speaker 1: couple cousins, my sister, my girlfriend. Oh I still follow
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend. You know what I did was I unfollowed
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriend's best friend. And then one day I got
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  Speaker 1: a message I must have just been on a spree
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  Speaker 1: without looking. And then and then I got a message
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  Speaker 1: one day and it was what the fuck? From my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, it was what the fuck? You unfollowed
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  Speaker 1: Casey And I was like, oh, well she didn't make
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  Speaker 1: the cart I was like, looks like she didn't make it. Beggars,
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  Speaker 1: beggars cancessary girls. This is what it is. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see that ship. I mean, to be fair,
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  Speaker 1: it's quite.
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  Speaker 3: It's quite the gesture though, like you're in a relationship
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  Speaker 3: and you unfollow every girl.
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  Speaker 1: Like well, I had said it before. I remember saying
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  Speaker 1: that like ages ago when I was single, and and
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  Speaker 1: I was like a couple months into the relationship, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh I said that, why don't I
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  Speaker 1: just do it? And it hasn't affected me one bit,
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  Speaker 1: not a single message of why do you want follow me?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing like that. Well, I hadn't even noticed you unfollowed people, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: one notices and but my mindset one it was was like, also,
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  Speaker 1: even though I unfollowed people that I'm friends with, if
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  Speaker 1: I'm a good enough friend with you, you've probably got
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  Speaker 1: my phone number if you want to contact me. My
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  Speaker 1: fucking I message makes sense makes sense. Bare minimum for
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  Speaker 1: the modern man asks for consent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: isn't that's got to be there's no assumptions that you
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  Speaker 1: actually ask, and it's not going to kill the mood.
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  Speaker 1: People think that. People think it's going to kill the mood.
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  Speaker 1: And all it's going to do is make the girl
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  Speaker 1: think like you're just very respectful. Yeah, which is it's
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  Speaker 1: just like the most respectful thing you can do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can make Finally, is it okay if I take
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  Speaker 1: your pants off? Honestly, you should ask why is there
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  Speaker 1: an assumption? What if she's just into kissing you and
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  Speaker 1: you start taking her pants off, and then, like you
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  Speaker 1: you should ask, Like I with my girlfriend quite often,
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  Speaker 1: I'll still I'll still say this is crazy to say
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  Speaker 1: on the podcast when we're Abaudy to get down and dirty,
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  Speaker 1: I'll say I'll just like say I'm gonna put it in.
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  Speaker 1: It's in like like that's asking, but no, but it's
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  Speaker 1: like no, it's like it's like, but I say it
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  Speaker 1: in the tone of like oh, like you know, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna is it okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna put
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  Speaker 1: it in, And she's always just like, yeah, stop, what's
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  Speaker 1: it called? Like any objections.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, You're like, You're like, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: put it in any objections, objections.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you know, I'll test it out for everyone, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll let everyone know. All right, it's not going to
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  Speaker 1: kill the mood because the even if something kills the mood,
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  Speaker 1: it's back straight.
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  Speaker 3: Al yeah, kissing your back on like that. What's the
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  Speaker 3: bare minimum for the modern man? Bar must be low?
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  Speaker 3: Remembering my name?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Who are you talking to? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Bare minimum for the modern man? Follow through with plans? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like so many dudes don't do that. They
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  Speaker 3: talk the games. I'm gonna take your here. Yeah that
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  Speaker 3: the other nothing, don't back out, ghost or it takes
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  Speaker 3: you on the worst day ever.
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  Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah? Like bare minimum effort. That's like a
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  Speaker 1: plan to change. Sorry, but plans to change.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe fucking bullshit? What's the bare minimum for the modern
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  Speaker 3: man getting on top?
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  Speaker 1: What do some guys? I don't know. Are we figuring
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: that out? Ah? I didn't know that some dudes were
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: pillow princesses? Did? There must be ship? There must be Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get on top. You can start on top
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  Speaker 1: pretty much every time, surely, Like I reckon eight times
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  Speaker 1: out of ten, I'll start on top. Yeah, that's what.
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  Speaker 1: You just kind of like get into the mood and
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  Speaker 1: it's like I need to quite feel like it's easier
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  Speaker 1: for us to move our body in a way. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of it. There's like squats, and also for
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  Speaker 1: a guy, I think for the very start of it,
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  Speaker 1: it's better for me to be in control so I
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  Speaker 1: can kind of know how long I last. So it's
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  Speaker 1: like I can kind of you gotta you need to
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  Speaker 1: be in control for that first little while and then
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  Speaker 1: you can switch it up and you're like, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: good now. Yeah. Yeah, the excitement, the initial excitement's gone
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going to be good. If she's on top,
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  Speaker 1: it's a lottery. If you're surviving, oh, there's no way,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like you don't want to be like no, no, please, no,
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  Speaker 1: please don't stop, let me go on please. Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a little tip. Girls.
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  Speaker 3: Normally, if the dude slows down ninety percent of time
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  Speaker 3: because he's going to.
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  Speaker 1: Come yeah, yeah he needs to. No, he's not making
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  Speaker 1: the mood. Or if he slows down, he's one to
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  Speaker 1: two pumps from being done. That's all we got to
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  Speaker 1: tell you, bare minimum for the modern man? Letting us
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  Speaker 1: have just that one fry?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I know you hate no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: order him yourself, order your own fries.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, I'm not changing on that one. I'm
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: not changing.
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  Speaker 3: What's the bare minimum for the modern man? Not being
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: disgusted by periods? Oh yeah yeah, fact a con't beieve
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: some do. Still, that's such a weird thing to be discussed.
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  Speaker 1: By a twelve year old boy. Thing one hundred like
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  Speaker 1: you first hear about it. That's so weird. Bare minimum
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  Speaker 1: for the modern man. I get a little list here,
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  Speaker 1: no instagram, wakes up at five am, goes for a
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  Speaker 1: fifty kilometer run and then reads thirty pages of a
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  Speaker 1: fem book.
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  Speaker 2: Facts, that's jake in my schedule. You just described my
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  Speaker 2: every day.
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  Speaker 3: But realistically you should have a little list and pick
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  Speaker 3: him off when you meet the right man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a bad thing to have a little list,
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  Speaker 1: is it? Not to that extent? But like you're sure,
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: here's a thing if you write a list, is it,
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  Speaker 1: like if he ticks off forty percent of the things.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Let's say you have ten things and he ticks off four.
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  Speaker 1: The rest of him he doesn't do I understand maybe
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  Speaker 1: not wanted to be with him. What if he ticks
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  Speaker 1: off like seven out of ten, i'ld go eighty, So
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  Speaker 1: he needs to get at least eighty percent.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, I think so. Yeah, and then yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: don't want to like sacrifice some important.
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  Speaker 1: Things true this, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like four
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  Speaker 1: you make two? Yeah, four is a bit too many.
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  Speaker 1: If he only gets four, get rid of him. But
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: if he gets eight, like you can probably try and
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  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, look.
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  Speaker 3: I can fix it. Calling you out having more than
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  Speaker 3: one pillow I have to only recently because of our
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  Speaker 3: brand deal.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've always had too. He had one, mate, I've
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  Speaker 1: been in there walking there. Well, now i've got a
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: bed with a bed head. Now I've got I've got
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: to bed with a bed head. I've got a good mattress.
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  Speaker 1: I've got two pillows. Two more on the way, and
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: we're good. Did you order to pos not yet?
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  Speaker 2: Two more on the way.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: That's why I was trying to sound good to continued.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: I'll update you guys. Bare minimum for the modern man.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Knowing how to work a barbecue? Oh yeah, know how
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: to work that? Do you know how to work probably
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: really like a fifteen person gathering, like, how do you
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: want your steak? Medium? Rare? Too easy, medium, all done,
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  Speaker 1: well done. I'm don't even worry about it. I'm not
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: doing everyone. I'm doing this. Everyone's getting a medium, rare
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  Speaker 1: or nothing. I'm going to make it. That doesn't that's
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  Speaker 1: not how you work above you don't have to way.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know fifteen people who come over, so that
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  Speaker 3: bare minimum for the modern man asking my dad for
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  Speaker 3: permission to date me?
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  Speaker 1: Yo? Is that a thing? Good idea? Is that what you?
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  Speaker 1: Because sometimes I feel like girls are kind of like
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  Speaker 1: not wanting to need their parents' permission for something like that.
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  Speaker 1: And I fully get the asking the dad to marry
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: or and like the mom and the dad sit them
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  Speaker 1: down and be like I want to mar your daugh
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. But going up to them being like
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: can I date your door? You a nice gesture, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is a nice gesture shows respect. I'll be shaking
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: in my boots. I'd be'd be shaking in my boots.
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  Speaker 3: I bet you most relationships get together and start dating
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: before they even meet the pair.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what I was going to say, isn't that
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  Speaker 1: how every relationship works. It's like you date the person
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: and then it's like, oh, I like you enough to
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: introduce you to my parents. Maybe it's an old fashioned thing,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: but it still is a good gesture. Back in the
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: day about you was like, yeah, you you you just
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: go rock up to the dad in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the grocery stops like, hey, my name is started ye yard,
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  Speaker 1: I go to school with your daughter. Blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: You you just have to call them on the home
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  Speaker 3: phone and be like, hey, I'm oddie. I'd like to
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  Speaker 3: take your daughter on a date.
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  Speaker 1: Is that okay? Or is so and so there? I
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  Speaker 1: like that bare minimum for the modern man. Respect the
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  Speaker 1: sacred order of the pillows on my bed, nah on
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  Speaker 1: her bed? Those things again thrown away? There's too many?
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: If so. I think what she means is when you
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: make it, If you make her bed, do you just
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  Speaker 1: chuck them on in the wrong order? Yeah, you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, I do whatever feels right. I might be
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  Speaker 3: feeling a big pillow behind.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Today, She says, what's this? This is what I felt
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: the moment. Yeah, I just like this looks good.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this thing about a guy is like I can
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  Speaker 3: change mine every single time, whereas the girls in particularly
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  Speaker 3: every single time.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: It's got to look the same, the precise and perfect
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: like that. The one thing about ah, my girlfriend's place
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: is that she has she's classic. She's got four pillows,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of ornament pillows. And so when we go
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: to bed, all of them, except for two of them, obviously,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: the one she uses and the one I use, they
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: go on the ground. But they go on the ground
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: right next to my side. And that right next to
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: my side has about a gap of half a meter,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: not even not even half a meter, four hundred mil
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: forty centimeters against the wall. And so when I get
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: out of bed, it's like you having to crawl of
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: your missus bed in their old place. I kind of
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: have to crawl off the end, or I have to
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: step on some pillows and really wake myself up by annoying.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: It's really annoying. It's not good, but like it looks good.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: It looks good to be fair.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: What's the bare minimum for the modern man not requesting
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: sex on the first date?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Ah, that's a good one. Yeah, I think that actually is.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of dudes would just be like, yeah,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: you want to come back to my pace. Bare minimum
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: for the modern man resting his hand on my thigh
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: in the car while he drives.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to know it's on, Like, you can't
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: just be doing that like straight off.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: No, you can't be doing that. You Can'tah, you can't
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: do that on a first date. We'll add two together,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: add consent. Can I put my hand on your thigh?
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Can I put my hand on your thigh? Yeah?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: And then she should grab it and put it on
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: a she opens her leg. Yeah, bare minimum.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Good morning text, I'm a good morning poem, guy poem.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Give us one. What did I say to today? Your ship?
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: He's going to be bad? No? No, no, I'm good.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm good. We give him on Patreon, little plug.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: We're not good at all. Roses are red violets of blue.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: It's always a roses. Red. Roses are red, violeta blue.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: You're so goddamn beautiful and I miss you? Is that right?
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: So good? Beautifulue and you blue? And you ryme.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll give it to you three ten. But if
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: the gesture is cute, that's all you need. They don't
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: have to be good every day.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're fucking idiot, it's cute. I'm giving it to you.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Bare Minimum for the Modern Man. Carry me when I
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: regret wearing heels.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, you have to learn, people, You have
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: to learn the hard way.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: You can walk barefoot and you get parasites. Alright, I
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: don't give a funk where we are. Last one.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: We'll like this one because of our marathon training. Bare
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Minimum for the Modern Man. Giving me kudos on Strava.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, kudos goes way further than just a love something
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: ten times more. Fuck. Yeah, it's because I just ran
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: ten k's and I've got like, I got like three likes. Yeah,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I think it's some followers on Strava. It must be
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: a couple of the bad. You get one more than
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: usual girlfriend. Thank you, Maddie, Thank you. Enjoy the rest
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: of the episode. Guys.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, guys, we're back helping one of our single listeners
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Fine Love with Tinder live on the podcast If you knew,
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: We started this adventure, this Tinder adventure last week and
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: we met one of our single listeners, Maddie. Hello, Maddie,
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: the Baddie the name we gave her Maddie's back. So
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: if you knew around here, go check the last episode
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: because it won't make sense otherwise.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. But at the end of last week,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: so we helped Maddie out and we gave her a
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: challenge to find. We wanted her to find a date
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: to come meet mommy and daddy at a minimum. So
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: first off, we'll ask successful yes. Yes. Now what we
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: helped you with though, was we looked at your Tinder
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: profile and we changed you stuff around. We got you
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: verified yes with the changes, what would you say, improvement?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: We changed the picture around. Clearly you don't like the
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: proofs in the put it. We haven't. So there was
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: no dates prior. No, so we have evidence because we
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: have a date this week. This is we're into statistics here.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: We've got cold hard proof. O. This is exciting. Then
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: it's very exciting. And so we didn't want to leave
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: the listeners or anybody watching hanging. We didn't want to
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: just like send you on a date and then ask
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: you how it went, you know, blah blah blah, because
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: then that'd be boring. We don't want to leave them out. No,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: So what we wanted to do was actually get your
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: date in on the podcast and have your first little
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: you know, your first date your first meeting on camera.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I suppose interesting and so he was up to it
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: and are we ready? All right everybody, this is exciting.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: We've just come to the studio. Brad, welcome to the podcast.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. That's all right, Thanks for coming in, Matte,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: for coming in. Maddie, you got to introduce us. Brian
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: and Daddy and Daddy. Mummy and daddy. You might you
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: might be asking yourself why are we mummy and daddy?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: And it's a long running joke on the potty that
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: essentially I'm meant to be better at talking about my feelings.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: So I'm mummy and Jake is Daddy because he's a
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: bit more hard and strong and he's a man supposed
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: So what I wanted to do quickly so to intruct
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: your Brad. But as a tradition, something that you want
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: to do to impress the date's father and I'm daddy
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: is the first handshake. Okay, we better get up. We
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: gonna have I feel like that was good.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I got looked in the eyes and everything scareddated.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: He's actually I'm a good start, Brad. We would like
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: to ask you to tell us about yourself, if that's
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: a bit of a broad spectrum question, so maybe we'll
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: start it with what do you do for work?
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, currently I'm working up in the Hunter Valley in
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: the mines.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Oh so kind of like a trade somewhere somewhere.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I come from a big sales background,
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: so normally I should be good in an environment like this,
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: but I'm shouldn't.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: It to you? Like it's very daunting thing, and like
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I think it's admirable to be fair, very admirable. What
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: about what's some more questions make it easier for him?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: So you came from sales. How long have you worked
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: in the mines?
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Roughly about two years, but I've only just recently moved
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: back to the valley.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: And then so before that was sales.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: In Canberra Camera Yeah from Yeah, from Canberra, so real estate.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: I was a good guest in property, but I also
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: did cars.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like this guy that is already sold mummy girls.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, guys, as you can tell, we can see Daddy
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: or Jake's already sold, but I'm a bit more of
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: a harder sale. So I want to see your first
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: initial Tinder messages and see if Brad's living up to expectations.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: So can we please see the d MS if you must.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: If you have to, we'll.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Give my so who messages to first? Very nosy. Mummy
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: is very nosy. I've got a good relationship. So Mad said,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: how spontaneous are you? And Brad said, I'm glad you asked.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I'd say very Why is that? And she goes straight
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: to the point, I'm working with tinder? Would you like
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: our first date to be on a podcast? Afterwards? You
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: can take me on a real, dumb, real date that's bold. Afterwards,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: you can take me on a real one. To be fair,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: this is good. Are you just asking a bunch of guys?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I had to get his prayer straight. She says the
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: same thing, just explaining herself. It's in Sydney there and
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: she goes what he goes, why me? Oh okay, I'm
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: only up in newcast Newcastle. Can you link me? I'm
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: a newie too, which is a big green flag close
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: by me.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I'm fully like, we're not done yet, but let's not
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: get ahead of our It was smooth, got to the
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: point that this is looking good.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, confident I rate that because it's a nervous and
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: daunting thing putting himself out there definitely, so like, okin,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that's a big green flag first date. It's nerve wracking
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: as not being filmed, Like, I really do feel like
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: you're bor on his site at this point, and you're
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: meant to be on my side. Mom and Dad always
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: wanted the sun. Okay. But up next, we're going to
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: play a quick game and it's a bit of a
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: compatibility test. Oh yeah, true, and we'll jump into that
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: all right. So for the compatibility test, we're going to
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: do red flag, green flag, which we we did a
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: couple with Maddie last week just to find out a
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: little bit about her. So we're just going to give
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: her a couple of the questions we gave her last
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: week because we didn't know her answers. So what he
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: has one? Who will go first? Okay, red flag, green flag?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: She has a guy, best friend, red flag. Maddy also
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: said red flag to that, So that's so far tick.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: This one's this one's simple, red flag, green flag, perfect
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Sunday morning for him, I asked, Maddie, is a coffee
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: date and a walk through the markets?
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: That's it is a green flag, But I'm not a
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: coffee drinker and stuff like that. I'd probably chocolate, different ideas.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Water could be not a coffee, coffee energy drink.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: No, no caffeine at all. No, no caffeine. Mummy is
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: really Mummy and Daddy have disputes about this daily. So
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: we also had a green flag from Maddie last week.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: But so you're not a coffee drinker, so that's all right.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: If you're drinking a coffee, a milkshake, milkshake or no sugar,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: you're fit. You don't like sugar girl.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: No, I'm happy. I'm happy. She's happy.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, my blessing.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: That got her, That got mads, that got madshod And
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: last one brad red flag, green flag she starts she
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: started a run club and runs at it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good, credit, green flag. Okay, here we go. That's
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: that's good. We've got a green flag for you. But
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: last week it was we asked Maddie if he started
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: a run club and runs aut it. She says, red
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: flag to start one, but a green flag to run
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: it one. Yeah, okay, don't start. Yeah I won't. I won't.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Noted noted have you ever been to a run club? No? No, myself,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I actually do it independent man, like an independent. Would
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: you guys be open to a run club together. I say,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: we like an independent Maddie, do you like an independent guy?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I want someone codependent. You want codependence with me? Is
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: that a cope or not? Well, as long as she's happy, right, Brad,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: we'll keep going. We're gonna go us some new ones now,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: but we're gonna do what we're gonna go. You get
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: a whiteboard each, so we'll ask a red flag, green flag,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: and then you're right, red flag or green flag. But
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you can't show each other flip. We'll see if you're compatible.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Now you're both ready? Yeah, okay, red flag, green flag.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Dog sleeps in the bed.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Don't look at his answers. I'm not looking. No turn.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: We've got a red and a green. No, so, Maddie
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: said green, Brad said red, okay, red flag, green flag.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Her ex looks after her dog and she goes away.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Suspense is killing me here. Ah, we've got a big
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: two big my friends. Lets go home. Maddie has learned
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: her lesson. That's it. Yes, and we can just pay
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: for someone you can take with you. You got for
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: a reason, I fully believe.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: If you can't let me drop him off at my
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: exister dog City.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: He can then pay for the dog sitting. You can
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: split it. But did Brad get the dog? Is it
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Brad's dog? Is it my problem? I'm looking for a
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: father for my labrador. So yeah, fair enough, But you
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: said red now, so stepdad, he'll be the dad that
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: stepped up, big, quick, quick question. Then are you ready
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: to step up to be a step dad to a dog?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Got my own son? Oh yeah, dog. My heart sunk
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not ready to be a
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: grandfather yet.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Hell I got a dog back home, dog Olie, and
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: he's a Staffy's.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: A cute dog. That's a green flag. Okay, but so
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: it's one one in the moment, so this is a
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: tide breaker compatible So this one red flag, green flag.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: She's on a night out by herself and you're at home. Okay,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: we're not done. I'm not done. And she puts on
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: another boy's jumper because she's cold. All right, all right, ready,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: she's already turned. Oh we've got a red and a green.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Here we go to be fair. Although it wasn't the
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: same answer, I think that's good on his fact that
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: he's the fact that he is, that Brad is open.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: What's it called secure him secure enough in himself, do
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: not care. That's a good answer. All right, Brad, thank
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: you very much for coming in. I think that concludes
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: the date. Very appreciated to say, we're very impressed. We
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: won't give too much away, but thank you very much. Okay,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Bradley has left the room. All right.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: To wrap this episode up, Mad's we would like to
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: have a rating on the date with Brad. We're quite
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: pressed clearly that on the overall signed things doesn't matter.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: So what would you rate the date out? I got
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: high hopes here?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Your face is so flat? Did you say that? I
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: would say like eight? An eight good score, right score,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: to be honest? What did you rate him? Eight? Were agreed? Yeah,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I mean agree with you eight for sure? Say so too.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I was quite We got three eights. Look at him,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: he was good.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: See it was that comment when he said, as long
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: as she's happy, I'm happy, And that just got me.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I've got the independence too, like I got butterflies, got
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: a good goal. He ticked all the boxes for us. No,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: it was good. And the fact he even came. I
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: think I just want to I just want to know
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: you're taking care of from a dad's perspective. You know,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: he seems like that type of guy in the minds. Yes,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: still keeping fit.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: But but but we won't get ahead of ourselves because
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: we've changed mads to get two dates off Tinder. So
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: come back next week.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: We really need the second one. We'll give him a
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: fair shot. Come on, daddy, So next week we're challenging
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you to go out and find one more date on
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Tinder and we'll bring him in next week. Let's do it,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: same thing, have another date. Exciting stuff. Thank you very much.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: All right up next to his dilemma. So if you
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: want to submit a dilemma, go to our link in
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: bio on Instagram, scroll down to the bottom it'll say
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: weekly dilemmas and submit it in a Google doc.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: And our Instagram. We should let everyone know it's just relatable.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Said figure. Relatable has a picture of our faces there right, dilemma.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: I've been dating my boyfriend for nearly two years now.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: When we first started dating, he was watching porn, which
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: is fine because the relationship was new. Then when I
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: found out, I told him that I didn't like it
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: and would like him to stop when we're getting more
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: serious and sex was becoming a regular thing.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: He told me at the time he would. However, just
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: last weekend, I found out he's still watching porn on
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: a regular basis fortnightly to weekly. When I asked him
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: why he was watching it when he saw each when
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: we saw each other twice a week and sometimes more,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: he just said sometimes he needs a visual help when
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: he's horny and I wasn't around. He also didn't think
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: at the time that he was doing any wrong until
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: he saw how it made me feel, which was very
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: upset and disappointed. I honestly don't know why he kept
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: it from me for so long and feel like he's
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: cheating on me. I don't know what to do. I
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: might be a bit dramatic, but it's made me feel
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: like shit and our sex relationship meaningless. Fuck, So it's
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: really made it feel crappy. Yeah, damn, I honest I
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: like so many people do it, but I feel like
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I don't want to use that as an excuse to make
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: it okay.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: I think the worst part about this dilemma is you
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: voiced how you feel, which is very very good. He said, okay,
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I'll stop, and he went against his word. Yeah, the
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: actual act of masturbating in a relationship to me, isn't
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: the worst thing.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder what like not that you would ever
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: find out about this one. But what if he was
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: to masturbate without porn? Do you care if he masturbates?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I wonder, Yeah, she's I think she might a little bit.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: But it's funny though, because the dynamic for master bedding
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: to a man and a female I think is very
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: very different. Like, dudes just do it to get off
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the sensation and we don't think anything of it. Most
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: of the time. We get post that clarity and like, fuck,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: we're disgusting. That's the funniest thing ever. That's so true.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: If you watch, if you're watching porn and you're done,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: if you finish before the video finishes and it's still on,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: the first thing you do is you get that the
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: fuck out of your Yeah, your eyes out of my sight,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: You clear your history and hope it never happened to you.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like crap? Bro?
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: But to a girl, I can't speak for him, but
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I think it's a more like sexual intimate thing pleasuring
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: their body.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: It's a sensation they're thinking of a person they love.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah, I mean some girls might do it
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: the same way as guys, and then some some girls
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: might be but they don't get postal clarity. I know
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: that they don't. I don't think they do. I'm pretty
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: sure they don't. I just agree, really, I don't think
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: they get clarity like we have that sense, you know
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: how some dudes don't want to hug up the sex initially.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: They don't get that, do they. I think they do. No,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I mean they could do that, don't. Oh yeah, get
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: hold up here ready? So I think the girls don't
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: like if you finish but your girlfriend hasn't, like the
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: person you're with hasn't, and you keep going for you
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: that you're going, you're doing it for her. You don't
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: keep going because you find it pleasurable. Still, No, you're
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: doing it for them. You're doing it for them. Yeah,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: and like you're really trying to keep it up. I
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: think it's the same for if they finish before you.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: It's not like they want to. I don't think, like
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: some people can have multiple orgasms, but I'm pretty sure
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: a majority of the time, it's like they want you
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: to finish as soon as you can, as soon as
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: they finish, because they get the same thing that they're done.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: They're like, I'm done. Now this doesn't feels good as
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: it did just before. Yeah. Ah, interesting, it's funny how
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: we still don't know. We don't know anything. Yeah, we
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: still know nothing in this situation. It's so this is
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: a tricky one. I would say, did you say it
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: feels like he's cheating on me? Yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: I think it's because she might see master banning as
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: he's thinking of being with other women, not her. Yeah,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Like that's not what master beaning to a dude really is.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not like backing him and saying he's right by
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: any means, just like we don't think about what it is.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: We just do it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: But I think the major red flag is it's fair
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: you're allowed to have validating feelings, like you're allowed to be.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be like supporting it. We
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: shouldn't make Yeah, you don't have to support it. Yeah yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And the fact that she said like that, this
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: doesn't make me feel good. Yeah, big green tick.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then he went against his word. I think
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: that's the worst part. Yeah. He said he would stop
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: and he didn't. Yeah, And he broke your trust.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: There that's the thing that hurts me a little bit,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: So I would rather I would probably say, like, like,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: take away the situation. Imagine you said like I don't
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: like you following girls on Instagram and you're like, okay, fine,
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: and then he went and followed more girls on Instagram.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Be like, oh what the fuck?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, breakaway sex from the equation because sex is confusing.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: I would still be like, you've broken my trust. We're
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: going to have a serious conversation about this.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I don't think there's anything wrong with
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I think he might have. Actually, yeah,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: he broke his trust because you asked him not to
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: and he still did it because he said he would
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: stop doing it. And just because it's something that everybody
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: does doesn't make it okay. No, so interesting one.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: I bet he didn't think about the magnitude of what
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: you were saying. No, he was just like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: I'll stop. And he hid it from you because you're guilty.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: He just yeah, because he knows you didn't like it,
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: and he and I'm sure he loves you. But guys
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: just unfortunately pawns a thing.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: And it's very addictive. A lot of no excuse for it.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Young males are addicted the baorn. Oh yeah, very addictive. Yeah,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: people get heaps addicted to it. You're addicted to the sensation.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's just it's an easy dopamin It's sort
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: of like TikTok scrolling on a video and you get
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: hips of dopamine releases. It's the same as wanking. One
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: thing I can do maybe to ease your mind.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Again not saying what he's doing is okay, but he
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to be with the person he's watching. No, No,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I like, God, I never wants all that. No, like
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: you don't. The guy never ever wants to. He never thinks,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: oh I wish that was my girlfriend. He never he
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: never thinks that. No, it's just a means to an end.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: It's to get from A to B and it's a
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: five minute thing. So if that makes you feel any better,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I hope it does. But also I want you to
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: know that your feelings are valid and you need to
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: have a chat with him. Then you need to just
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: let him know that you broke your trust. And if
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: he can't accept that, and if he's like, look, I
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: just want to watch lah like it's what it is
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: maybe you're not right for each other because you guys,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: values are different. Values could just be different. It's definitely.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: It's a tricky conversation adding that sex in the equation,
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: but yeah, I think you need to have that chat.
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