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The Deal by Elle Kennedy - Fake Dating, Real Feelings! · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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  Hi friends, you're listening to Lose the Plot with Carla and
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  Emily. In this episode we're reading
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  The Deal by Elle Kennedy. We are talking about the entire
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  book, so warning there will be spoilers.
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  I'm Carla and oh God, I've stumbled into a penis
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  convention. I'm Emily.
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  Big penises, small penises, fat penises, penis shaped penises.
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  I love that. Is that it?
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  Is that the whole thing? Trigger warnings from
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  booktriggerwarnings.com alcohol, emotional abuse, vivid rape,
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  self harm, physical abuse, and I also added on domestic violence
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  because I feel like it's particularly DV rather than just
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  abuse. Abuse.
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  Yeah, yeah. Wow, we've never done the same
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  quote ever. No.
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  In the however many freaking episodes.
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  I was. I should have asked you.
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  But we've never. I literally just said before we
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  recorded that we this has never happened so don't worry about
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  it. It's fine.
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  I had two fine, the other one was like.
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  Sexiness, actually. Fuck that.
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  We live in the modern world. Sexy doctor.
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  Oh, or sexy Navy. Pilot Stop.
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  I love the faux feminism throughout this book.
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  So it's hilarious. Counteracted by the man the
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  males of hockey off. Girl.
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  Just never stops. Hannah let's start with Han Han.
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  She is a sexy brunette musical nerd with stripper tits.
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  Stripper tits A grabbable ass. Grabbable Kids.
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  Cheeks today small, hips massive.
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  Narrow, OK, narrow canal, heavy on the narrow.
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  We will return to that Lido if you don't know what we're
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  talking about, but stripper titties.
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  Yeah. Shelf even projected natural.
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  Natural. As if they would be safe.
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  Musical nerd. Can I just say she's the
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  equivalent of the girl in the 2000s ROM coms that take off her
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  nerdy glasses and are like a 10 out of 10.
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  It's like Victoria's Secret. It's like full babyface, full
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  stripper to poor star body. Literally, yeah, but she just
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  takes off those clunky glasses and then everyone like.
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  She doesn't have fuck teeth. Which she never has genetics on
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  point, yes. So that's Hannah.
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  She's the main female character. He's.
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  Slightly traumatized. I know I'm like.
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  When do we? Start to talk.
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  About it, she she talks about it immediately.
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  Oh yeah, we don't even get a chance to breathe.
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  No. We find out.
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  So her trauma history is like she was drugged and raped when
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  she was 15 living in her bum fuck hometown, right?
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  Yes, yes, bum fuck hometown. Ransom.
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  Ransom. Indiana.
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  It's giving ransom anyway, so her moving away and going to
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  college is kind of her living her single life.
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  Yes, but acknowledging that I'm broken.
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  And she doesn't sleep with anyone.
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  No. Single life, not dating.
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  Trying to live a single life. Had a kind of me ex-boyfriend.
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  His name was Devin. Feel like that's the problem.
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  Devin's giving him processed for me.
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  Devon sausage. Stefan sausage.
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  His name? Was Dexter could track and it's
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  like it's giving murderer. I don't know.
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  What it is you want? Processed Hamble murderer as.
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  Your ex-boyfriend. Process Hammed maybe?
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  And I would pick the murderer so.
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  It makes the fact that you have to slice it yourself already a.
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  Problem Honestly though, sometimes dating these men's out
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  here you do have to slice your you.
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  Do have to peel back and slice back?
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  Peel back. It's a peel back and clean out.
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  How have you lost it already? I pre workout before I came.
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  Here. Oh damn, me too.
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  I'm all up on those aminos right now.
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  Damn. OK.
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  You know what? Surprisingly, she has parents.
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  Well, good ones. Oh.
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  My God. Mom's alive.
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  Mom's gone. Hello, Miss.
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  Wait. We need like a mum's alive sort
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  of sound. What's our other sounds?
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  Hold on this one. She has risen.
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  Thank the heavens, actually, she.
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  Just hasn't died yet. Yes, and she's a good mum.
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  Good. Good you get a good mum and rape
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  trauma. Yeah, no, you can't have it both
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  ways. You can't have.
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  You can't be all rounded. No, no, no, you need something.
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  Has to be your true what though? At least her trauma is like a
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  major plot. I feel like they could have done
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  it so much worse that I'm gonna give it props for how it was
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  written into the story. Yes, 'cause it was somewhat
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  believable. And it wasn't like, you know how
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  in other books how the main male character will go, oh, you were
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  sexually assaulted, I'm gonna force you into having sex now.
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  Yeah, and then she's gonna like it.
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  Yes, At least it was all somewhat realistic.
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  Is yes ish ish? Heavy on the ish.
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  Now let's talk about the main male character.
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  Yes, the. Fuck honestly I kept getting
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  confused which of his names is his first And surnames.
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  He's got 2 surnames. He's Gary.
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  Garrett Graham. Fucking Garrett Graham.
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  Fuck, you got his surnames, you wouldn't do.
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  Well, with the rest of the books, because there's John
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  Logan, John Tucker. Oh, you were?
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  Yeah. Nope.
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  Wow, wow. That's a no for his name.
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  Also, neither of those names are sexy.
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  Garrett. I feel I.
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  Feel like it works. So not for you, that was, yeah.
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  That was an uphill battle for me.
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  I feel like we've had worse names.
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  Oh 100% we've had worse names I remember.
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  The one time I was excited because we just had a Josh, like
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  we just had a Josh. That's right, Josh, opposite.
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  Surname. Oh fucks me.
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  Josh. Josh.
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  Scallywag. Was it the IT was lights out?
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  Yes. So Garrett is like low on the
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  scale of annoyance to me I think.
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  Graham Cracker McGee, He's giving cracker.
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  Cracker. That could be little white
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  cracker cracker. He's giving.
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  She's got Graham cracker, she's got Devon Ham, She's halfway to
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  making a little. A snap plate.
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  She just needs cheese. The Dick cheese.
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  Why did my mind go? There it went.
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  To where my mind was. It went to the peel back and
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  clean. Someone's gonna come in here
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  called Colby. Well, there is.
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  Did you see that? The guy she had a crush on, his
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  last name, It was Justin. It was Justin Cole, but it was
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  Cole. Like eyeliner Cole.
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  Oh, was it? Yeah, boring.
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  Yeah. OK, I love.
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  Awkward pause. So good.
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  OK, so look, this is again a problem of mine so I'm just
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  going to say this is my problem, OK?
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  My thing is, if they don't hold me down and force a visual
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  description, I'm not going to do it myself.
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  Sorry, do you know what I mean? Like I need to be explained from
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  top to toe what this man looks like. 6. 4 All I got was
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  floating grey eyeballs, so here I.
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  Am this is what I'm imagining? There's a whole.
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  TV show. You should have just googled the
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  TV show. There's a show.
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  They're bringing out ATV show, that's why I picked it.
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  You know, I don't do research. I barely read the book.
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  Like how am I gonna go? OK, well next time I'll do the
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  research for you and I'll send it to you.
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  That to be fair the the guy they've got like casted for him.
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  I don't picture his hair that way.
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  It's like long curly, not long long like.
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  Oh, Curly. Hang on.
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  You just have to show me now. It's right, all the other
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  characters in there are looky ugly, but it's fun.
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  No it's been killing me lately. The Tik Toks are people
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  pretending to be Chuck Bass from Noah.
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  Yes, that one guy. Whatever.
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  His name with the moustache. And he does he he like does him
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  in person, so. Good.
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  Anyway, back to grey eyeballs. Anyway, back to the actual
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  story, sorry. Grey eyeballs, brown hair 64
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  muscle. The only reason why he noticed
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  she exists is because he sees her paper that's graded and
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  she's got like an A. Plus plus plus plus, yes.
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  And he's like, holy fuck, I'm failing.
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  That's how he says it. I'm failing Help help help.
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  Help me. That would have been a better
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  approach, pretending to be gay. You get the tutors for everyone.
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  I don't know if that would go. So he's kind of like go.
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  He just makes it all her problem.
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  He like, he's like, you have to help me or else I'm gonna gonna
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  lose my scholarship. Well, no, no, he hasn't got a
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  scholarship, but he's gonna get kicked out because his grades
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  have to be above a certain level.
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  Yes. And I'm like, that sounds like
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  an issue, not an issue me well. Even she was like going to the
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  study groups and he's like, I'm worried you.
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  Wouldn't she have seen him in the study group?
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  Well, she. Apparently.
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  Apparently not, because she is in the study group and.
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  I guess he does offer to pay her, which for her she's kind of
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  like. I reckon she should have taken
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  the money. Did she refuse the money?
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  Yeah, she doesn't get paid the money.
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  Oh, she gets paid. In, that's right, yeah, yeah,
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  yeah, yeah. The entire concept of the book,
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  yes, come on. Like at least get paid as well.
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  How did you go with the fake dating?
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  Look, we know it's not my favorite.
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  Honestly this is the only time fake dating a little makes
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  sense. Like not enough that you need
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  fake dating but at least it wasn't like where like and how
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  they got. Fake married on their fake
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  honeymoon. Kind of like for no?
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  Reason. No reason like.
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  At least there's a reason they're doing.
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  It you know what, although fake dating is one of my most fucking
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  hated, this was fine. This was fine because it's kind
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  of like it makes sense. It is what it is.
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  I'm like 220 year olds in college.
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  She wants this guy. Very.
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  That baseball one we read ages ago.
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  Very similar but I think that one was written after this one.
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  So. But you know, Garrett's like.
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  Oh. Fuck I only care about hockey.
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  I can't like lose my spot in the.
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  Tomb she's better than me because I would have.
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  I would have seriously just been like, wow, OK, I like this other
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  guy, so I'm gonna go over there. Right.
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  Who doesn't know she exists? Exactly, Justin.
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  And she only knows he likes one book hammer way.
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  Ohh, right, she knows nothing. So it's the age-old hockey
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  versus footy jock. Yes.
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  He wears her down as only a straight white male could,
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  harassing her harassment day-to-day harassment proximity.
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  Like the way and this is what bugged me about the entire
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  concept is he just forced the proximity.
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  Mm hmm he was just steady pressure the entire book yes of
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  just being around yes. Am I low key felt bad for her
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  because I'm like that is so happened in my life.
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  Where they just force their way in.
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  Yeah, just like. At least, but that's like a.
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  Strategy that works. That's what's sad about.
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  It OK, but at least the positives is if we're gonna find
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  a small tiny teeny positive is at least he's not psychotic.
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  I guess. I was like, somehow she ended up
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  on in a better place. Right.
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  So she's kind of like oh shit OK fair enough.
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  This guy at least is popular so if I start hanging around with
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  him people will notice I exist and then old mate is going to
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  pay attention to me and maybe ask me out.
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  And of course he does this by seeing out of her party and
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  harassing her to take her home. Because he just wants what he
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  wants. But then they agree to the
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  terms, which is OK, we're going to properly fake date.
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  In exchange, you're going to help me pass the I don't know if
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  I'm getting mid year, whatever. Mid year he's already got this
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  girl Kendall that wants to date him.
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  He doesn't know why. He had already rejected her
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  straight away like before. He probably started getting
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  obsessed with Hannah's arse. It just didn't.
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  Work out he didn't take long to get obsessed with her either.
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  I found the exact page. He decided he wanted to be her
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  girlfriend and it was only. He wanted to be her.
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  Girlfriend her to be his girlfriend.
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  So he kind of gives girlfriend he.
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  Does give girlfriend, he gives soft error, he gives baby girl.
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  So it's very valid and it's only 200 pages in that he decides and
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  I think it might be before that and that's long before they are
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  hooking up. It's low key.
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  Before he even saw her grade, before he even came up with the
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  scheme. Yeah.
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  Is that believable? Do we care?
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  Well, he thought her name started with an M and then he
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  was like, what's her name? And then he grew up.
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  Now that I'm actually looking at her with my grey.
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  Straight into truly. Hot and there's like.
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  Where like 1 chapter in it is like strip it hits fat ass who
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  doesn't curse the day. Porn star body.
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  In their in like. Bio like the most boring class
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  or ethics or whatever the fuck they were doing.
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  You're going to tell me you're horny all the time and you're.
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  Going to tell me you're a man and you didn't notice a 10 out
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  of 10 sitting in the room? Be for real Fuck before fucking
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  real. That's how you know he's
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  struggling in that class. The plan is starting to work.
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  You know, they're going out and about.
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  Yeah, I don't know. I actually believe that Hannah's
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  not attracted to Garrett. It's giving at the start because
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  she she was kind of like. She had no thoughts about.
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  It and then she's kind of like, girls think he's hot.
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  Should I think he's hot? I know it was more like.
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  That's what I think I like about this book cause other books
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  we've read with very similar contacts, they're like, oh he's
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  so sexy bro. She's like, oh, maybe he is
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  like, she's very slow on it, too.
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  She's like, I didn't know that existed.
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  It takes a while to get there, but then she's like, how dare he
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  take off a shirt? Because now I know.
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  Yeah. I feel like she had to somewhat
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  get the feels first. I feel like she never escapes
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  the stripper vibe. So because she shows up at his
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  house for the first time ever, because she doesn't want anyone
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  to know that they're talking to each other, and the first thing
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  Dean Straight says is, is this a stripper for me?
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  I would leave. OK?
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  You won't catch me in that house.
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  What is she wearing though? Because who gives stripper with
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  just wearing? She was only ever wearing like
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  yoga pants and sort of like sweaters and big chunky.
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  So I mean, I'm kind of like, she's not giving stripper.
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  It's all body Oddy oddy I think. Didn't say anything about her
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  makeup ever. And if a stripper's there to
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  work, she's got full beat. So like what does this man
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  think? I hate it.
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  To be fair, to be fair, Dean's a dumb fuck.
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  He has his own book, He comes around, but that's the one.
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  I hate him. I hate his little stinky frat
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  house. I bet it stinks like balls.
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  Oh, weed in the ass. Yeah, I it's a swamp.
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  Swamp book balls. Weed in the ass.
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  What do you reckon it smells like though?
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  For real? For real.
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  Like crusty beer, Like stale beer, That's a.
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  Heineken though, Yes, Heineken Red Bull.
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  Bad shoes. Like really smelly stuff.
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  Fungus for real. Yeah, socks and just.
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  They got that to me A. Overwhelming male Lynx body
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  spray. Yeah.
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  I'm thinking like coming home from sports and their sports
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  clothes. And then also, I'm thinking a
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  lot of body spray, yeah. I don't know.
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  They don't seem like the type of guys that are cleaning.
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  Yeah, but then they've got Tucker who's cooking them full
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  meals and making them click, do the dishes and stuff.
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  So they might be normal, they might be normal, they might be
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  well functioning. Oh, can we just talk about the
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  bestie for a second? Because.
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  What the fuck? Sorry, what a waste of a
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  character. Is she?
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  She's the one that ends up with Dean.
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  But the annoying part was Hannah was like, I've got this bestie,
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  she's my roommate but she's just obsessed with her boyfriend.
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  Hang out with your friend, you bitch.
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  Yeah, because she. She pretended like it was,
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  what's her name? Ali.
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  Yeah, Ali's fault. She pretends it's all Ali's
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  fault. She puts zero effort into any
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  other one of her relationships in her life.
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  Oh, she doesn't try with any of them.
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  I know she doesn't give. She doesn't even try, mind.
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  You this is only a week. What?
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  Yeah. Him up to his midterms was only
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  a week. OK.
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  And then when they start sleeping together, I think it's
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  another week. It's only two weeks.
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  And then we have Thanksgiving Day for a.
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  Month yeah yeah it's giving love bombing because if it's that
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  quick it's full love bombing I. Think maybe because they spent
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  so much time together, like they would do their training, their
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  work, school and then only sit with each other or say they were
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  spending all night watching TV together.
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  So it's not really. OK the bit the gave me the ick.
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  Why are you watching like 10 seasons of Breaking Bad?
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  In one night shut. Up like you are not.
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  Pick any other show. And you're not fucking.
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  Oh, we were just having so much fun.
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  Shut. Up.
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  Yuck, it's like 3:00 AM fucking Curly's going off fucking.
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  People have speed racing. Down the highway it was
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  Australian version OK if. It was Australian, you'd have
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  Curly's fucking being annoying. Kookaburra.
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  That's later in the day. That's later.
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  That's five in the morning, not three.
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  Watch. Another season, but shut up.
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  No. I'm not.
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  Believing it. No, but that was the whole point
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  because remember, he's like, I've never heard of Platonic.
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  Friend, I've barely ever fucked chicks.
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  All fine, I've only. Just fucked chicks I'm.
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  Done. He broke up with the girl he was
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  banging Kendall because he goes, I don't have time for a
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  relationship and. Also, you're watching 10
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  seasons. Of Breaking Bad.
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  What a self aware king though because he was like why does she
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  even like me back? He was like, what's even
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  likeable about me, babes? No, no, babe.
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  Nothing. Sweet, like be so for real,
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  Kendall. So for real.
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  Oh God, he's like Kendall was shook.
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  She was like. She's like, wait, I just know I
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  had to have a reason. Kendall was like to be fair
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  Kendall that would suck. He tells her no, right yeah,
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  after they're full banged right and then and then 5 minutes like
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  he's showing up with the girl with stripper tits Yeah to like
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  the communal party looking very coupled up surprisingly and then
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  she. Carried titties her out too.
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  Confronts him, she goes. I thought you didn't.
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  Want a girlfriend? Ho.
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  And then he's like. That's not what this is, I
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  guess. I'm sorry we need to do a spin
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  off podcast where we recreate the books from scratch only on
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  our. Memory.
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  That's a good consonant. Mm, hmm.
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  Mm hmm. Nobody steal that trademark in
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  that shit. Anyway.
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  Anyway. Back to the program they watch
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  all night, and this is the very start of their weird Will they
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  will they Not when they wake up cuddly after sleeping on the
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  very opposite ends of the bed? He's got a boner all up in
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  there. Mm hmm.
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  Well, not all up in there, but he's definitely got one.
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  Even though she's like traumatised and he's just like
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  it's just the morning chop girl. Mm hmm, don't stress.
• 20:57
  And she's like, get your weird penis away from me.
• 21:02
  Get your gigantuan penis. I think that was what was
• 21:05
  turning him on. She had no interest.
• 21:07
  She was like, I actually don't want your stinky Dick.
• 21:10
  I don't think he even thought about it that much.
• 21:12
  I think it really was morning chum and also no women's in the
• 21:17
  bed. Like this was weird for him.
• 21:20
  Yeah, it was like, whoa. And then after this is when she
• 21:23
  walks in on him like fucking someone.
• 21:25
  It's like a day later. Yeah.
• 21:28
  Because they mess up the times. Of the tutoring, yeah.
• 21:31
  So, you know, like this concept in general of them doing this
• 21:34
  fake dating thing. Yeah.
• 21:35
  She didn't have to fake date a man.
• 21:38
  She could have got dolled up with Ali tits out at the party,
• 21:42
  do you know what I mean? And then she wouldn't have
• 21:44
  needed to do all this tutoring and shit for him.
• 21:46
  No, but I think it was that she was unattainable because she was
• 21:49
  dating him. And he's right though 'cause
• 21:52
  that's really Justin only had any interest in her after that.
• 21:56
  Yeah, yeah, it's 20 year old say fucking weird like that.
• 22:00
  Maybe, but it it made it so awkward 'cause when she did run
• 22:04
  into Justin in the coffee shop, right?
• 22:06
  Yeah, she didn't expect to run into him.
• 22:08
  Also, he's fucking. Weird.
• 22:10
  Very weird. Very awkward.
• 22:11
  Did not like him one bit. No, although I don't fault him
• 22:14
  for not saying thank you to the coffee chick.
• 22:16
  He was nervous getting a number and locking in a date.
• 22:19
  It probably wasn't intentionally rude.
• 22:21
  Yeah, but I think they may have pointed it out for him and being
• 22:24
  intentionally rude. Because if you think about how
• 22:27
  he talks to Hannah, even with Garrett ringing her, he's
• 22:31
  getting like really angry at her.
• 22:33
  Like, not outwardly pissed off, but she can tell he's pissed off
• 22:36
  that he keeps ringing her. It's like you don't control.
• 22:39
  I think he would have been very controlling.
• 22:41
  Probably. Everything he does he gets like
• 22:43
  annoyingly. You know, like mad on like
• 22:46
  Justin's defense. Anytime I hear sexy back like
• 22:49
  that, shit's throwing me off. Yeah, true.
• 22:51
  Like. Boomed.
• 22:53
  Boomed. Boomed.
• 22:54
  I'm like, I'm trying to buy this girl a coffee.
• 22:56
  Shut up. Garrett fucking stop ringing for
• 22:59
  5 minutes. Well, also she's kind of low
• 23:02
  key. Saying it's not a big deal,
• 23:05
  we're just seeing each other and like hundreds of other people.
• 23:09
  And then your phone's ringing five times home.
• 23:12
  She can't read a room, that's for sure.
• 23:14
  If I'm Justin, I'm like, I wouldn't even make the date.
• 23:16
  I'd be like, anyway, but they make a date for only the next
• 23:21
  weekend. Yeah.
• 23:23
  Which that's exactly what she wants.
• 23:24
  She wants to have this sit down dinner date.
• 23:26
  She wants to do everything properly.
• 23:28
  And this is the man she wants. Yeah.
• 23:30
  Is this like before or after the party?
• 23:32
  It's after hey. Yeah, I think she's hanging out
• 23:35
  with her musical friends for the first.
• 23:36
  Time. Oh yeah, this is.
• 23:37
  Her first moments away from Garrett, by the way, and then
• 23:40
  he's fucking ringing her five times.
• 23:42
  How did you feel about their weird make out pre party where
• 23:46
  she he's like egging her on like you're scared?
• 23:49
  You wouldn't do it. So dumb.
• 23:50
  And then she makes me. Cringe and.
• 23:53
  Then she wakes up with Dean after.
• 23:56
  Yeah. The and then Dean and then
• 23:57
  Dean's hear me out strippy tits grabbable ass body Oddy Oddy for
• 24:02
  days. However also a fantastic kisser.
• 24:07
  Garrett's in love with her, Dean literally almost on his knees
• 24:11
  after one make out session. These other best mate Logan
• 24:14
  obsessed with her. I'm like what's going on in this
• 24:18
  house? Chill out.
• 24:20
  I know, relax. I was like, maybe hang out with
• 24:23
  other girls. What are you doing?
• 24:24
  But The thing is, they were, they're like the hockey team
• 24:27
  they are fucking in this way. She was too like pick me in a
• 24:32
  way. Or she was a bit pick me to be.
• 24:34
  Fair she was pick me in behaviour but oh she just
• 24:36
  happens to be beautiful. 10 out of 10 and like all the guys are
• 24:39
  frothing and she didn't exist 5 minutes ago.
• 24:42
  Nah. Fuck off.
• 24:44
  There was no little makeover situation, No.
• 24:47
  So just as is, yeah, She's just stepped into their lives and
• 24:51
  they're the most popular boys in school.
• 24:52
  And dinner and stuff. Oh yeah.
• 24:55
  When we get to that bit hell. No, Hell, I'm.
• 24:58
  Sorry man, I'm gonna hold on to that for later.
• 25:02
  Have you ever been just steamrolled by a man just in
• 25:05
  your life? Forced proximity and then you
• 25:07
  just have to date them and then you look back and go, oh, I
• 25:10
  didn't actually. Actually.
• 25:11
  To date that person. Actually, at least three times
• 25:14
  that's. What I mean, that's what I mean.
• 25:16
  And I feel like you know all three, so it's fine.
• 25:19
  Yes, but don't you know what all?
• 25:22
  The exact same. Fun.
• 25:23
  You get so mad at yourself because then you're just like at
• 25:25
  what point did I even agree? Or did they just force
• 25:29
  themselves? Definitely dated people because
• 25:31
  I didn't know what to do. Actually, there's been two times
• 25:34
  where I've said yesterday dating them because I was like.
• 25:36
  You're like boxed in. Boxed in one time I was like
• 25:40
  naked on a couch and I'm like, I guess.
• 25:43
  Like I suppose now I can. Expose like I was like I'm in
• 25:48
  your house. I suppose I.
• 25:49
  Think I think. I just want a preference.
• 25:53
  I'm 30, so that was. A long time, you're like, oh, I
• 25:59
  didn't know how to agree to something right now.
• 26:01
  Yeah. I feel like it's it's a life
• 26:03
  experience though. We have situations where I felt
• 26:07
  like I could never break up with anybody.
• 26:10
  Like you don't even realise you have the ability to choose.
• 26:13
  I thought it would have to be like they burnt your house down,
• 26:16
  they full cheated on you in front of your face and still
• 26:19
  society expects you to forgive. Them for.
• 26:22
  Those things, it's insane the amount of stuff you get stuck.
• 26:26
  With brainwashing, that happens when you're young.
• 26:28
  I think like also you feel bad and then you're like, it's my
• 26:31
  responsibility. What it is, though, it's the
• 26:33
  guilt trips, Yeah. Or the friend group, yes,
• 26:36
  they'll be like, oh so and so he's in love with you and you're
• 26:38
  just like. Oh shit.
• 26:40
  He's fucking weird though. He's been harassing me.
• 26:45
  He's been harassing me. I one time was stalked way back
• 26:48
  when I was 20, right? And I remember someone going oh,
• 26:52
  like he's real nice. I'm like go, he's coming.
• 26:54
  I was like, he's coming to my job from the other side of town
• 26:59
  and he's standing out the store waiting for me.
• 27:01
  Exactly so. For real.
• 27:03
  So for fucking real. It's like how I get to make him.
• 27:06
  Suck his Dick. Like.
• 27:08
  You date him if he's so nice. It's never the person wanting to
• 27:11
  date them, it's like. Like actually help me.
• 27:18
  Actually say no. Only 18 help me.
• 27:22
  Eventually. No, but every time.
• 27:24
  Things that get romanticized are actually insight, especially
• 27:28
  when you're younger. Yes, you know what?
• 27:30
  At least for this book, he's attractive.
• 27:34
  He's not abusive. He doesn't have bad intentions.
• 27:37
  With her, and I don't think it's really he wanted to sleep with
• 27:41
  her until he realized that they were spending so much time
• 27:44
  together. Go get him my sponge.
• 27:47
  I found Hannah a bit of a pick me because I don't think she
• 27:50
  actually like Justin or wanted a relationship that bad.
• 27:54
  She just wanted to prove to herself that she's not broken.
• 27:57
  Yes, and I found that a bit I. Think you've got to keep in mind
• 28:01
  their ages because even though that's weird for us, I've
• 28:05
  definitely done some silly shit between 18 and 20, you know what
• 28:08
  I mean? Yeah, Because I was like, she
• 28:10
  would say some random off tap shit.
• 28:13
  Yeah, she'd be like, you're floozy or like use only like
• 28:16
  skinny bitches and stuff like that.
• 28:19
  And I think that's very her age in maybe our generation.
• 28:23
  I don't know if it's very her age in this generation.
• 28:26
  I don't know because I feel like they're very mature now, whereas
• 28:30
  I feel like this makes sense for when she probably wrote it.
• 28:34
  Do you know what I? Mean and she kept going back to
• 28:36
  this like I'm not a real woman because I can't have a sex life,
• 28:39
  which I kind of get that because of her trauma.
• 28:42
  So it's like fair. Imagine not like, imagine
• 28:45
  wanting to go out and date and everyone else is getting drunk
• 28:48
  and having fun and you feel like you can't.
• 28:50
  Yeah, you like? You would just be like but.
• 28:52
  I'm sitting there going you don't actually have to date a
• 28:54
  man. No.
• 28:56
  You can just. Go out and have fun like.
• 28:57
  With your friends. But I also think she's probably
• 29:00
  like, oh, I'm not getting my full like college experience
• 29:03
  because I can't go out and go and.
• 29:05
  Because her besties coupled up so you'd be a bit bored.
• 29:08
  Well, the first time she goes and gets drunk, she's with
• 29:10
  Garrett. He goes, I will be sober.
• 29:12
  You go get drunk. She has the best time.
• 29:16
  She's dancing. She's doing karaoke, she's
• 29:19
  running a mark. And then she's by the end of it,
• 29:22
  she's twerking like Miley Cyrus, Cyrus on the table.
• 29:24
  And he's like, I'm actually putting you to bed.
• 29:26
  I've had enough of you. Exactly.
• 29:28
  He's like, we're not doing this. He's like, I'm trying to watch
• 29:31
  her. But that's the first time she's
• 29:33
  ever gotten to do that. And I think that is a big change
• 29:36
  in her character as well. That's after she admits it was
• 29:39
  actually her that got. Yeah.
• 29:42
  Roofied. Yes.
• 29:43
  And the bit that pissed me off is when he goes yes, he was
• 29:46
  shocked. Yeah, like, oh, I didn't know
• 29:49
  that happened in real life. But the bit that pissed me off
• 29:51
  is when he goes, I've heard of girls being roofied at other
• 29:54
  campuses, but not ours. And I'm like, shut up.
• 29:57
  Bitch. What were you with every single
• 29:59
  girl every single night? And you know that every single
• 30:02
  girl wasn't roofied or spiked. Shut.
• 30:05
  Oh yeah. You piece.
• 30:07
  Shit I think he was trying to make me say that our friend
• 30:10
  wouldn't group wouldn't do that but but then she also made like
• 30:15
  a comment where he's like oh all my friends are trying to find
• 30:18
  some tipsy chick to put their Dick in that I like.
• 30:21
  You can't. It's the same way.
• 30:23
  Exactly, it's the same concept. It's the same concept.
• 30:28
  That made me. Mad you know what though, Her
• 30:31
  writing not too bad. However, she was trying to make
• 30:34
  him justify every. I know she made him St. like and
• 30:39
  I don't like. It I do like the situation she
• 30:41
  put him in. She was really drunk and he was
• 30:43
  like, no, no, I'm not doing that.
• 30:44
  But it was constantly all the time and I'm like, calm down.
• 30:49
  I get it. He's great.
• 30:51
  I get it. He's great.
• 30:53
  Chill out and he's sober all the time.
• 30:55
  It's fine. I get it.
• 30:56
  I know. I think in one way I like it
• 30:59
  because it goes against. Do you know when these kind of
• 31:01
  books, how in the third act they'll make the main male
• 31:05
  character the bad guy? Yes.
• 31:08
  Break up with her for a shallow reason, and then we're supposed
• 31:10
  to just forgive him. Yeah.
• 31:11
  So in a way, at least the guy was external.
• 31:14
  Yes, and it was her. Yeah, yeah.
• 31:17
  Well, it was the dad was the bad guy, but she was the one who
• 31:20
  initiated the break. So I was like.
• 31:22
  OK. That's a bit fresh, a bit
• 31:23
  different I think. Although time is traumatized,
• 31:28
  she was able to get long term therapy and she has a good
• 31:32
  relationship with her parents and has good friends so I feel
• 31:35
  like ultimately she has a good future, you know what I mean?
• 31:40
  Like I think things will be good for her.
• 31:43
  Not everyone can like afford therapy as well.
• 31:46
  No SO. The fact that she had that,
• 31:47
  whatever the therapist's name was, that was.
• 31:49
  Me. Carol or something?
• 31:52
  Therapist. I think that's that's kind of
• 31:54
  nice for her, May. Have got it all right.
• 31:57
  She'll be fine. She'll be all right.
• 31:59
  She's got it. If you think about it, she
• 32:01
  doesn't drink, she's not doing drugs, she's not doing anything
• 32:05
  reckless. So even though she's
• 32:07
  traumatized, she's not like self sabotaging her life.
• 32:11
  You know what I mean? She's got her safe.
• 32:12
  People to her think that let her do stuff as well like.
• 32:15
  She'll be flying, She'll be. The bit I didn't like is when
• 32:19
  Garrett promise nothing bad would ever happen to her.
• 32:22
  You can't, like, promise that much on a night out.
• 32:25
  I think he was that focused on her though.
• 32:27
  Yeah, but that. Was to me that was part of the
• 32:29
  love bombing control and I didn't like it.
• 32:31
  And I was like no. And then he goes to the toilet.
• 32:33
  She runs into a boring ex. Her Devon sandwich X Yes, Devon
• 32:37
  sausage X. Yeah, that's not too bad though.
• 32:39
  Yeah, it was too bad. I think he in my mind.
• 32:43
  Hear me out. And I think if she was drunk,
• 32:46
  drunk, he would have made his teammates watch her and then he
• 32:50
  would have gone to the toilet. I think he can promise that
• 32:53
  because he was eyeing her down like no tomorrow.
• 32:56
  There's not a single thing that girl could have done.
• 32:57
  And he was walking to her of the bathroom and everything.
• 33:00
  So yeah. But anyway, they get real drunk
• 33:03
  and then she decides that she wants to hook up with Garrett.
• 33:05
  So of course she's drunk on top of Garrett in his bed and he's
• 33:09
  like absolutely not, but also he's trying not to because he
• 33:13
  also wants to. Yep.
• 33:15
  And it's just a weird spiral of them making out, not making out.
• 33:20
  I think the weird part is when they were doing the karaoke and
• 33:24
  they were dancing and having the night out.
• 33:26
  Yeah, they were dancing to the song at his mum's funeral.
• 33:29
  So obviously someone. Yeah, yeah.
• 33:32
  Oh. Yeah, it's just not our female
• 33:34
  male character, for one. Them dancing to that and then
• 33:39
  him trauma, like explaining his life trauma was a bit like girl,
• 33:44
  pack it in. It's not a sexy night.
• 33:46
  Like do you know to be as well? And then they just speak speed
• 33:49
  past that. I know they speed past it.
• 33:53
  He didn't say everything about his dad, did he?
• 33:55
  He. Just sort of not until
• 33:57
  Halloween, Yeah. That's after they're already
• 33:59
  hooking up. Was that the Halloween when they
• 34:01
  were dancing? I'm confused.
• 34:02
  No, no, this is so he got his midterm back, they went to
• 34:06
  celebrate and then they they don't hook up.
• 34:09
  She tries to hook up with him and then she wakes up in the
• 34:11
  morning and she goes I'm and broken and then she explains the
• 34:15
  situation and she goes you need to fix.
• 34:18
  She literally says you need to. Fix me, I know that's.
• 34:20
  Ick, that's a lot of pressure for someone.
• 34:22
  Especially when he doesn't. He isn't sure.
• 34:25
  He just got used by the previous girl.
• 34:27
  Yes, and he doesn't know where he stands.
• 34:28
  He feels like a piece of schmie. He also goes and gets vice
• 34:31
  because he doesn't know what to do.
• 34:33
  Which was weird advice. It's totally different scenario.
• 34:36
  Yeah, I suppose it's. Weird.
• 34:39
  Yeah, I don't know. But also it made a lot of sense.
• 34:42
  I didn't think it did. I was like.
• 34:47
  Well, you can only get so much advice when you tell them half.
• 34:50
  Yeah, the half the real story. Half the real and he ends up
• 34:53
  telling his whole team anyway. It's kind of like their initial
• 34:57
  deal was the tutoring for the popularity fake dating, and then
• 35:01
  this new deal is kind of like, I want you to fix me with your
• 35:05
  penis. That's exactly.
• 35:07
  What it is? And he's kind of like, well, I
• 35:08
  do want to have sex and trap her, but he's worried that she's
• 35:12
  gonna just run off with Justin, right, I think.
• 35:15
  In his brain, he was probably like, maybe I can get her to
• 35:18
  fall in love with me because he was already jealous, right?
• 35:21
  And he was already like, oh, she could be my girlfriend at this
• 35:24
  point. But he doesn't.
• 35:26
  Say that no, because she they're also in a deal about getting
• 35:30
  Justin, so he's probably like, she's just gonna laugh at me.
• 35:32
  She's got she really gave no interest in this man until this
• 35:36
  exact. Point.
• 35:37
  I know, I know, it's a bit weird.
• 35:39
  Yeah. I think she felt comfortable in
• 35:41
  his bed while she was all drunk and she's like, come on, hold
• 35:43
  on. Hold on, why?
• 35:45
  Start from scratch with Justin when I already feel comfortable
• 35:48
  around this penis. Yes, and she, I think this is
• 35:51
  when she already started going. Oh, actually, he's really hot
• 35:55
  and he did spend all night looking after.
• 35:57
  Her, she was attracted. If you were her, would you have
• 36:00
  told him about the date though? Because it's not a big deal.
• 36:03
  It's a sit down dinner date. I think I would have after they.
• 36:07
  Like things. Escalated very quick that way I
• 36:09
  think. I think she should have after
• 36:12
  the first. Right.
• 36:13
  Yeah. A second time she.
• 36:15
  Was guilt spiraling? If you're guilt spiraling, why
• 36:18
  wouldn't you just? Tell him, tell him, or ask him
• 36:21
  about it. Right.
• 36:22
  Like why wait until someone else told him?
• 36:24
  Also, if you're guilt spiraling, you like him.
• 36:28
  Yes. But The thing is her logic for
• 36:31
  Justin was so stupid because she'd be like yeah, but I wanted
• 36:34
  him this whole time so maybe I should, but I don't want him
• 36:37
  now. But I did want him, so I should.
• 36:39
  Almost a bit. Oh, you're fucking the man
• 36:41
  you're obsessed with, right? Who cares about the other one?
• 36:44
  And. He's good at it.
• 36:46
  And then he confronted her. When he found out about it, he
• 36:49
  went to her house. To be fair, to be fair, at this
• 36:53
  point I'm pretty sure they were quite deep.
• 36:57
  So the first time they have them hooking up, they wank off each
• 37:03
  other. I'm like, wank.
• 37:05
  They have a wank watching each other.
• 37:07
  And I feel like when you do something like that, you're
• 37:10
  already too far deep into what you're doing, you know what I
• 37:13
  mean? So they do that and then the
• 37:16
  next night is where they like give each other head and then
• 37:19
  she's cooking him dinner. You can tell me.
• 37:24
  Get your mad lasagna thoughts. Fucking.
• 37:29
  She's like you gave me the best head of my life.
• 37:31
  They had proper sex, No, on the night that no.
• 37:35
  Oh, she definitely had an orgasm.
• 37:38
  Yes. From her, from him.
• 37:40
  Giving proper. Head, not just herself.
• 37:42
  So of course she has that orgasm.
• 37:44
  He goes, please just stay in the house.
• 37:46
  Stay in the house. Don't even go home.
• 37:48
  We're only at training for hours.
• 37:50
  I'm like, what? And then instead of having a nap
• 37:53
  or anything, she just gets up and fucking Snow White and the
• 37:57
  Seven Dwarfs, that whole fucking house.
• 37:59
  And I hate it. I hate it so much.
• 38:02
  It's like, oh, I must produce. I must produce food.
• 38:06
  And then she made. A recipe for four men and she
• 38:09
  called her mom immediately to ask her how to make it for 20
• 38:14
  men. Could you imagine her mom going?
• 38:17
  Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought you were scared of
• 38:20
  dating and now you're just in the house with 20 men She's like
• 38:24
  to be. Fair, she would point O.
• 38:26
  To be fair, she was like, it's only for four, It's just they
• 38:28
  eat a lot. She's just getting completely
• 38:32
  riled by 4 boys, no? That's.
• 38:35
  What the mom's thinking like damn.
• 38:37
  Buy him, girl. To be fair, I think she was like
• 38:40
  tupping usually cooks and he was like, oh, you can stay for
• 38:42
  dinner. Tucker's cooking.
• 38:43
  And then she was like, Oh no, I feel bad.
• 38:45
  They're going to be tired, but how?
• 38:48
  But how did they also have all the ingredients, bitch.
• 38:51
  As if right, They've got lasagna sheets.
• 38:54
  Come on, three cheeses, pastry sheets everywhere.
• 38:57
  She at least ducked down to Woolies.
• 38:59
  She just pretended she didn't. She got some DoorDash of
• 39:02
  ingredients so dark and she had some she.
• 39:05
  Have enough ingredients for 20 men to eat lasagna?
• 39:08
  To be fair, they probably have that much food in their house
• 39:10
  because they eat like that all the time.
• 39:13
  I hate them as. A group.
• 39:16
  I don't know. I'd be happy, asshole.
• 39:17
  I'd be happy at the table. No, I could be a pygmy for
• 39:22
  sitting at a table apartment. I hate this concept of we're
• 39:26
  never doing enough. That's the concept that I'm mad
• 39:29
  about. You know what I mean?
• 39:30
  It's like, oh, he did one thing that I was hoping he would do.
• 39:34
  Now I must do 20 things. Yeah.
• 39:38
  But I think that's just her, just her as a person, though she
• 39:40
  does a lot for other people. She didn't have to do the
• 39:43
  dishes. She's like the Jesus she did
• 39:45
  female orgasm. She didn't have to do the dishes
• 39:48
  and that's all that matters. You know, they bring her one
• 39:52
  loaf and she turns it into like 200 monarchs.
• 39:55
  This is the one female orgasm. She had garlic bread and a salad
• 40:00
  and they ate it all. Shut up.
• 40:02
  She. Started garlic bread and salad
• 40:04
  right now. I'm already mad enough.
• 40:08
  You're not not mad about her? Are you mad about her going?
• 40:11
  I should have made it for another 10 serves.
• 40:13
  What pair are you fitting that in?
• 40:22
  All I'm doing is imagining the TikTok frat chefs that do the
• 40:26
  entire meals for like. You know, they were all going
• 40:28
  home to shit themselves. At least they're at home
• 40:31
  already. I mean she 3 cheeses garlic
• 40:34
  bread if she. Fucking sat there and nibbled on
• 40:37
  the salad. Oh, I'm done fucking done with
• 40:41
  this book if she fucking sat there.
• 40:44
  Oh, I'm just going on garlic, but.
• 40:46
  Fuck off. No, I feel like she's always on
• 40:49
  your girl. You.
• 40:50
  Fucking better. How she how is she going to have
• 40:51
  all that Astagram? I love how I love how.
• 40:55
  The only time she rings her mum is like when she's busted a nut.
• 40:59
  That's giving the girl from muscles and monsters who needed
• 41:05
  her mum's approval before she banged the fucking wolf.
• 41:08
  Man. I'm like what?
• 41:11
  Why are you thinking about your mouth?
• 41:13
  That book still wants me. And then when they go to have
• 41:16
  real sex, he's like, what's your grandma's doing?
• 41:19
  Stop, because don't. Bring what's her face into?
• 41:23
  Sylvia, Sylvia Pig. Some of you didn't ask for this.
• 41:29
  I'm John. I shut up, Garrett.
• 41:33
  I think that man was about to do.
• 41:34
  Anything. For this woman after that
• 41:36
  lasagna Ray, she's smart like think about it thing really I.
• 41:40
  Won't. I refuse.
• 41:42
  Don't make me if. This was Justin, she would be on
• 41:46
  a fucking roll away. Just sing it because that man.
• 41:49
  Justin. He's like, he's like I'm going
• 41:52
  to take you home, but he's like make trying to make out with her
• 41:54
  in the hallway. Who's this?
• 41:56
  Garrett Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight off.
• 41:58
  Lasagna. It's a lasagna.
• 42:01
  Emails. Who cares?
• 42:05
  Who cares? I love it.
• 42:07
  Oh. They both taste the same.
• 42:10
  OK, before they have proper proper sex.
• 42:12
  I'm sorry, I'm bouncing around everywhere.
• 42:13
  It's fine. This is a lovely little quote.
• 42:18
  I'm ready. OK they're arguing about she's
• 42:20
  like why can't I just have sex with a sexy man?
• 42:23
  Like why is it so deep while crying She's like anyway and
• 42:28
  he's. Like.
• 42:30
  Oh, anyway, she goes, I'm not a virgin, Garrett.
• 42:32
  And then he goes, you're not a puck Bunny either.
• 42:35
  Isn't. Cause those are the only two
• 42:37
  options obviously. Yes, the spectrum of womanhood.
• 42:40
  You're either a virgin or a puck Bunny.
• 42:46
  I. Thought you and a puck Bunny.
• 42:54
  Except no, it's this, but pretend it's a.
• 42:59
  Queef her non narrow canal. Her white canal.
• 43:10
  The. Way.
• 43:10
  She's. Wider than the English Channel.
• 43:15
  While she's touching his Dick and she's like that's.
• 43:18
  Not going to fit in there. That was nearly gonna be she's.
• 43:21
  Like she's like science, science bitch.
• 43:25
  She's like, look at your massive penis and my narrow tight hips.
• 43:31
  Also someone wasn't paying attention in biology.
• 43:36
  She goes. You can.
• 43:37
  Now. Now.
• 43:39
  You're gonna break me in 1/2. Babes.
• 43:41
  Break but she. Literally said you're gonna
• 43:44
  break me in 1/2 or something. I'm like damn, damn.
• 43:48
  Maybe. OK.
• 43:50
  You're gonna have a great time, girl.
• 43:55
  I don't think he's worried. He's had sex plenty.
• 43:57
  Of time worried, he goes. Talking about his penis, his
• 44:01
  massive penis. How funny is it that when she
• 44:03
  walks in, talking about our quote and she walks in there at
• 44:06
  the end and she's like small penises.
• 44:09
  So you're one of the lucky few, Bitch, they've got a massive
• 44:12
  penis on the hockey team. Oh.
• 44:16
  Just I love that you're either a virgin or a full puff Bunny.
• 44:21
  I just, I'm like, oh, like how was this?
• 44:25
  Like. When you think about it, his
• 44:27
  life consists of only puck bunnies.
• 44:29
  Yeah. I just like it's a feminer life,
• 44:35
  the feminists. And blame on.
• 44:36
  Zapped. Out of the air like I didn't.
• 44:38
  What I don't blame on. Immediately.
• 44:43
  He sang it in a bad way and I'm obsessed with.
• 44:45
  All the girls doing. Kananas.
• 44:48
  Just take us back to them singing karaoke.
• 44:50
  Because I don't want to hear this.
• 44:53
  She's constantly crying about it.
• 44:55
  She's like, oh, about what? Having sex with someone?
• 45:00
  Oh, no, no, not like him having sex with him should be like,
• 45:03
  she's like the time he made her come.
• 45:05
  She's like, I'm happy because you did it.
• 45:07
  And it's like, Oh my God, what? Does he want a cookie?
• 45:10
  Give him a cookie ego. He is not fazed.
• 45:14
  No. This man doesn't care.
• 45:16
  He already knew he could do it though.
• 45:19
  Man's too cocky and I think he was stressed with the first one
• 45:23
  though, because she kept like, she'd be really into it and then
• 45:26
  she'd be like, she's like. He said is a moan of pain or
• 45:35
  pleasure I. Think it's like, dude, stop.
• 45:38
  She's like no, no, keep going. Are you sure?
• 45:42
  His voice. Are.
• 45:46
  You sure? I don't know.
• 45:47
  If you wanna be here right now. And I'd really be saying the
• 45:53
  pussy narrow A. Pussy tight the.
• 45:56
  Pussy on diet the pussy snatched the pussy canal closed.
• 46:05
  Tiny, tiny girl. Honestly, the fact that she.
• 46:07
  Was trying to say that her pussy narrowed because of her hips.
• 46:11
  I was being. Choked out putting.
• 46:13
  This logic when you. Think about it.
• 46:15
  Can you put it in other context? She was just like, I'm just so
• 46:18
  small. I'm just.
• 46:20
  I am. Small goal.
• 46:23
  Darling, you're just too big. Just shut up just because I've
• 46:27
  got huge curvaceous stripper tits on my tiny butt.
• 46:32
  My. Hips tiny, arse huge, titties
• 46:36
  huge. Canal.
• 46:37
  Nonexistent. Doesn't exist.
• 46:43
  We were. We were.
• 46:43
  Borderlining the Virgin. Honestly, honestly, I may as
• 46:48
  well have been the only thing that could have made him more
• 46:51
  annoying. At this point.
• 46:56
  At this. Point.
• 46:58
  She cannot take all that Schmidt.
• 46:59
  No. She's like.
• 47:02
  She also never thinks about it again.
• 47:04
  Hey. Pussy adjusted.
• 47:10
  It never come. Interesting, Do we think she was
• 47:13
  lying to like Booster's ego? Oh my God, I've never seen a
• 47:21
  penis. So.
• 47:23
  What is that? Is that Godzilla?
• 47:25
  Oh. No, it's your.
• 47:25
  Penis. I can't.
• 47:27
  See around it. Oh my God, did.
• 47:30
  Someone turn off the light. She's got that bottle.
• 47:32
  Big bottle, big out of the. Sun Funny.
• 47:37
  Dick. It's in a bed, it's in a plane.
• 47:39
  It's carrots. Penis.
• 47:41
  Honestly, she may as well have because she never complained
• 47:44
  again. You're good, girl, The good.
• 47:47
  Sis learned what lubricant she learned to adjust.
• 47:52
  She was all wet. She all of a.
• 47:55
  Sudden. Was like.
• 47:56
  Small penises everywhere. It's tiny.
• 48:00
  Tiny couldn't. Be me.
• 48:01
  Couldn't be me, she went. Size queen that quick she's
• 48:07
  like, I've never seen bigger. It was the.
• 48:11
  Orgasm that tipped her at the edge.
• 48:16
  I mean. To be fair, that man.
• 48:24
  Oh my God, never have pre workout again.
• 48:26
  Either or not, we are fucked up. Practically rolling on the
• 48:30
  ground. That's like the worst thing is
• 48:33
  my body is hot. My.
• 48:34
  Body is hot. And.
• 48:36
  It's not one of the sweaty. Ones Oh no, no, Anyway, OK, so
• 48:42
  and I think was it Logan that told Garrett that Hannah has a
• 48:47
  date? Lined up?
• 48:47
  No, I Did they have sex? No, they had sex, Yeah.
• 48:51
  They had already done all that. They had their weird trauma
• 48:54
  dumps on Halloween and then they fought.
• 48:58
  You know what? I'll give Elle Kennedy this She
• 49:00
  did write a good sex scene. It wasn't.
• 49:04
  You know how sometimes you do that in your life?
• 49:06
  Oh. Yeah, I don't know what's
• 49:07
  happening. It's like she did enough of the
• 49:09
  bare minimum and add a little more that I wasn't like, because
• 49:13
  sometimes you get taken out, yeah.
• 49:15
  Sometimes it's grotesque. Weird, grotesque and weird.
• 49:18
  And it's not romantic. I feel like this was still
• 49:20
  romantic and I was like, good for you.
• 49:22
  And it was very, it drove the plot too, I think as well.
• 49:26
  But also sometimes when you're reading sex scenes, they're like
• 49:30
  they're elbows here, they're back this way and you're like,
• 49:33
  are you back to front outside of like where it's too confusing?
• 49:37
  And whereas they was, she was just on top.
• 49:39
  Elle really said she was on top, babe.
• 49:41
  She was on top and she was going for gold.
• 49:43
  She was. Like put it.
• 49:44
  Together, she's riding that horse to the fish line.
• 49:47
  She's like, you know what's going on, girl?
• 49:49
  She's like this book. You know what's going on, baby?
• 49:51
  Baby. And she's also like Dick, not
• 49:54
  too big. Now she's all the way down.
• 49:57
  Yeah. Down.
• 49:58
  She's flat on the hips. Interesting.
• 50:02
  Before they had sex, he admits he really likes her too.
• 50:05
  So. Which oh.
• 50:08
  Yeah. She should have said something
• 50:09
  the other day. She should have, at this point,
• 50:12
  said something about the day they have another round surprise
• 50:15
  prize. Then she goes to the hard game
• 50:18
  and he kisses her outside the Harvard game.
• 50:20
  And that's where Logan tells him on the bus, Silly.
• 50:25
  Logan wanted to he. Wanted her so bad.
• 50:28
  Chomping at the bit to tell him. Chomping.
• 50:30
  And he waited the whole bus ride.
• 50:32
  If that was me and you. The fuck I don't want to.
• 50:35
  Talk to the second now ass cheeks are kissing most seats.
• 50:38
  Yeah, I could. Have told you if I say where
• 50:41
  hockey players, I would have told you in the shower.
• 50:44
  Literally. Soldiers thought I would have
• 50:46
  been like, Carla. I know we're arsenate.
• 50:48
  You're right. Emergency to.
• 50:52
  See right. Yes, the fact that he was.
• 50:55
  I probably, I probably would have been told you before the
• 50:57
  game. Yeah, fuck the game, Fuck the
• 50:59
  game. I'm going to play like trash.
• 51:01
  Like it's fun. It's fine.
• 51:03
  It is what it is, if anything. What if I get all revved up and
• 51:06
  then I use that for the game? That's what we that's.
• 51:11
  What we're? Here for that's what I love
• 51:12
  about watching hockey games. He goes.
• 51:16
  Oh, you learned it from Justin Cole himself, OK.
• 51:21
  And then he's like, why are you even talking to her?
• 51:23
  And. Then he like sprints to her door
• 51:28
  is what I imagine. Sweaty, sweaty.
• 51:30
  He's still in sweats. He's jacking.
• 51:33
  She. Opens the door and he's like.
• 51:36
  She's like, what's the problem? Why?
• 51:37
  And he's like, why? Are you dripping?
• 51:38
  We need to. Talk in your bedroom.
• 51:40
  In your room though. Not in the Commons.
• 51:44
  Not in the Commons anyway. So he goes.
• 51:48
  So do you have a date lined up with Justin and when the?
• 51:53
  Fuck didn't. You make this date.
• 51:56
  And why the fuck didn't you tell me?
• 51:59
  He kind of waits though, because she does explain like, Oh yeah,
• 52:02
  I might still be going to be fair.
• 52:05
  To be fair, his anger was a little justified at this point.
• 52:09
  Yeah, because why is she not pretending you should?
• 52:12
  Have told him you should have told him pre head should have
• 52:18
  told him that for. The we're here now.
• 52:20
  She could have we okay. She's doubling down in the
• 52:23
  moment and still saying. I don't know if I'm gonna go
• 52:26
  though. Yeah bitch, you still locate?
• 52:28
  Wanna go? Use your words.
• 52:31
  But she's admitting she still wants to go.
• 52:33
  And then she's like, I don't know why you're so mad.
• 52:35
  And he's like, say you're not going.
• 52:38
  The man's twitching in the corner.
• 52:39
  It's like just so you're not going to go say say you're not
• 52:42
  going to go say pension I. Can leave.
• 52:44
  We're all good if you just don't want it.
• 52:46
  And then I think inside he's like, you don't want to date me.
• 52:50
  This man has already decided that they're dating.
• 52:53
  I think he's already. Emotionally.
• 52:56
  There, he's already, I think he was already pre attached pre
• 52:59
  hookups. Yeah, he already decided.
• 53:02
  He just needed to get there. That's what I didn't like about
• 53:05
  him. He didn't give her time to think
• 53:07
  about it. No, I don't think he knew.
• 53:10
  I'm not trying to justify this man, because fuck that man, but
• 53:14
  I don't think he knew what was happening at the same time
• 53:17
  because he doesn't date. But I think he was just as
• 53:20
  surprised as she was. But to be fair, he didn't say
• 53:23
  that either, that his feelings had changed, just like she
• 53:26
  didn't tell him about the date either.
• 53:28
  But he did tell her before this that he liked her.
• 53:32
  And it wasn't just like, I like you, I think, he said.
• 53:34
  I like you so much. But he didn't retract his
• 53:37
  previous statement about having a girlfriend in general.
• 53:40
  No. So he kind of shot himself in
• 53:42
  the foot there. Yeah.
• 53:43
  Because unless, because she was still trying to figure him out,
• 53:46
  she was kind of like, I don't know if I even like him.
• 53:48
  So if he didn't say I'd be willing to change my mind about
• 53:52
  the absolute no girlfriend policy, yes, they would have
• 53:55
  already had this conversation. Exactly.
• 53:58
  But then she has to run after him and be like.
• 54:01
  I'll be your girlfriend, don't worry about it.
• 54:03
  Yeah, don't go kill yourself. Yeah, I hated it.
• 54:06
  Yeah. Why did you only want to lock
• 54:08
  her in when you knew she had a dinner date with the guy that
• 54:11
  you knew she wanted? Yeah, but I think he already had
• 54:15
  her locked in. This is my this is my thought
• 54:17
  though I think he thought she was already locked in.
• 54:21
  That's what I hate. I think when they had sex and
• 54:25
  then he invited her to the Harvard game, I think in his
• 54:28
  mind they were pretty locked in because like they were kissing
• 54:32
  outside and that's. Dumb though.
• 54:34
  It is dumb, but how do we all fall into good relationships?
• 54:38
  It's usually by. People take that labelling stuff
• 54:41
  so far though. They could be fucking fully
• 54:44
  hooking up with someone for 10 years and then be like.
• 54:46
  Yeah, that was not labeled. So people are weird.
• 54:49
  Like that people are weird. I hate it.
• 54:52
  But also I see his logic which don't make me agree with a man
• 54:56
  ever because it. Well, he's not a real man.
• 54:59
  He's not a real man. He's a man made by woman.
• 55:01
  Exactly, so this is the only time it counts, but they had
• 55:04
  been hooking up all week. Yeah, but love bombing 101.
• 55:08
  Yeah, but also like they would like kissing.
• 55:12
  And it wasn't just hooking up though.
• 55:13
  Like they were kissing and hugging and cuddling outside of
• 55:17
  hooking up too. So I feel like at that point he
• 55:20
  probably just assumed that they were dating.
• 55:22
  That's his mistake. But he took no accountability
• 55:25
  for. That.
• 55:27
  He just lumped it all on her. Yeah, like you kind of have to
• 55:30
  pick me now and you have to cancel the date.
• 55:33
  I'd be mad. So why does she have to cancel
• 55:36
  the date if she didn't seem like she seemed like she still wanted
• 55:38
  to go? Let her go on a date.
• 55:40
  Just say that if you're going to hook up with him, let me know.
• 55:44
  And then if that's too far, then I don't want to be with you.
• 55:48
  Like what the fuck? It's a dinner date.
• 55:50
  It's not. Like I think that's you've got
• 55:52
  to keep in mind that's the weird possessive protector.
• 55:57
  Like you can't touch another man.
• 55:59
  No, because he was so weird about even his friends looking
• 56:01
  at her. And she was like, I don't look
• 56:03
  at my girl like that. Yeah, it's very, it's very
• 56:06
  common for hockey romances, so I'm not surprised.
• 56:09
  Anyway, she runs outside freezing cold.
• 56:13
  He puts his jacket on her because, you know, we've got to
• 56:15
  redeem him for his psychosis. Psycho behaviour.
• 56:20
  Psycho behaviour. And now they're dead.
• 56:22
  Yuck, I hate it. I hate.
• 56:25
  That being the lock in, like it wasn't a cute moment.
• 56:29
  Essentially you've been together for two weeks.
• 56:33
  Looking back at the actual timeline, it's giving me ick
• 56:36
  yes. If this was like 3 whole months
• 56:39
  and then they gradually caught the fields, I would feel like
• 56:42
  better for Garrett doing it this way.
• 56:44
  I feel like they spent a lot of time together for two weeks
• 56:46
  though. Yeah, and that's a lot of
• 56:48
  bombing. Yeah, it's just a bit.
• 56:49
  But then we love bombing each other, yeah.
• 56:52
  It was too much. We Fast forward pretty much a
• 56:54
  whole month and then Garrett sort of explains to her that his
• 56:59
  abusive ass dad has invited them over for Thanksgiving.
• 57:03
  Yes, and now they're obligated to go.
• 57:05
  They meet the dad's girlfriend for the first time.
• 57:07
  They have. Cindy.
• 57:08
  No idea who she is even. They're like all dressed up.
• 57:11
  It's the most. Awkward.
• 57:13
  No one's talking. It is the most awkward gather in
• 57:17
  the history of family. Gatherings.
• 57:18
  You wouldn't catch me. At least if there was pets or
• 57:20
  kids or anybody else there, you could sort of make a work.
• 57:24
  Yeah, and essentially was Hannah and Cindy.
• 57:27
  Both Garrett and Hannah kind of Loki realize that Cindy is being
• 57:31
  abused at EF. Yes, the dad's psychotic.
• 57:34
  He's just, he's weird as fuck. An ass.
• 57:38
  He's a piece of shit. Also, why are you protecting
• 57:41
  this man? Blurted out that he's an abuser.
• 57:44
  Who? The dad?
• 57:45
  Yeah. All of them and I said what do
• 57:49
  you even do? Because they suspect things, but
• 57:51
  then. But also he, I say, is a high
• 57:54
  status male. So sometimes when you tell
• 57:58
  people they're abusers, they do not give a.
• 58:00
  It'll get worse, yeah. So if they've reported anything
• 58:04
  for the Cindy lady's behalf, they didn't like directly
• 58:08
  witness it so. No, no.
• 58:09
  If he started like hitting her with a pain in the head at the
• 58:12
  Thanksgiving. I feel like he probably would
• 58:14
  have after probably because he she was getting in trouble a
• 58:17
  lot. So then the dad, not long after,
• 58:21
  rocks up at Hannah's waitressing job.
• 58:23
  Yes. And he's like, I need a minute.
• 58:26
  And then he's got her standing outside in the cold.
• 58:29
  I think this is where they have the fight and then that happens
• 58:31
  because he's like, you're ruining his career, which.
• 58:36
  OK, the fight was so weird because it was a friend of her
• 58:40
  rapist from back in the day. He was the guy that testified on
• 58:44
  the stand to say she was lying. I.
• 58:46
  Still think it was awkward for Garrett to go up and confront
• 58:50
  him because when the guy was like, oh, you don't know
• 58:53
  anything about me, man. And he's like, I know absolutely
• 58:56
  everything. It's like, no you don't, babe.
• 58:57
  Yeah, but he knows enough. But like, he's saying, he knows
• 59:00
  everything about him. And I'm like, yeah.
• 59:03
  But he was after the fact, worried that Hannah got the ick.
• 59:07
  No. Well, I'm like, if you think
• 59:08
  about it, right, if you had a friend or a guy friend or your
• 59:15
  partner's friend and they testified on a rape case and you
• 59:19
  knew she was raped by the guy and he hit it, would you be
• 59:22
  like, that's all I need to know about him?
• 59:25
  Maybe, but I probably wouldn't go up and confront him in
• 59:28
  public. No, because it's also 20 year
• 59:30
  old men in college. Yeah, because because I would, I
• 59:33
  would want to. I was.
• 59:35
  Like I would just check. If that my friend's OK and then
• 59:37
  yeah, I'll stay out of the venue and then fucking.
• 59:39
  Yeah, but we're also women. Yeah, exactly, everyone.
• 59:41
  Like we don't want all that, but.
• 59:43
  I'm like, every time something like this came up in the book, I
• 59:45
  was like, you've got to remember, they're 20 year old
• 59:47
  men. Yeah, supposed to be.
• 59:48
  Prime 20 year old hockey men. Dumb thing is OK.
• 59:52
  What I don't understand is the fucking dumb dad's logic, right?
• 59:55
  He essentially. He's has a weird bitch his.
• 59:58
  Threat against. Garrett his whole life anyway.
• 1:00:02
  Yeah. So why are you going to pick on
• 1:00:04
  Hannah as if it's her fault when a breakup could make his
• 1:00:08
  performance go ass anyway? It just doesn't make any sense.
• 1:00:12
  It makes no sense, but also it's funny because Garrett would have
• 1:00:16
  never told Hannah that much detail either.
• 1:00:19
  Yeah, because I don't do a lot of talking.
• 1:00:22
  But don't you think like, either way, it's riskier to make him go
• 1:00:25
  through a breakup before the hockey finals?
• 1:00:28
  Yeah, it is. So it doesn't make any sense.
• 1:00:29
  He's just a controlling piece of shit.
• 1:00:32
  And the way that The funny thing is the dad laid it all out, he's
• 1:00:35
  like, these are the ways that this is going to go.
• 1:00:37
  If I stop paying for his tumission, he's going to have to
• 1:00:40
  get a full time job and somehow make it work.
• 1:00:42
  OK, so does everyone else. He can probably do that for a
• 1:00:46
  couple months like he's got rich friends.
• 1:00:49
  Like you probably like, I think they're all broke.
• 1:00:52
  Oh yeah, a lot of them are broke.
• 1:00:54
  Logan I know from his book he is broken on a scholarship as well
• 1:00:59
  I'm pretty sure. But it's kind of like he could
• 1:01:02
  do that. Also just have a conversation
• 1:01:04
  with him, you never know. Oh, he might not give a fuck.
• 1:01:08
  If all this happened to me he would be on speed dial on the
• 1:01:11
  way home from whenever the fuck right off that conversation.
• 1:01:16
  With dad also I think when you keep in mind her trauma too and
• 1:01:19
  how the town treated her, she probably was like this is the
• 1:01:22
  exact thing that's going to happen again.
• 1:01:24
  Right, she doesn't want to get blacklisted.
• 1:01:26
  No. So he's worried that she's like,
• 1:01:30
  she's being distant and not talking so much because he
• 1:01:33
  thinks, oh crap, I took it too far with the old mate at the
• 1:01:35
  fight and she's gotten a bit of the ick.
• 1:01:38
  And she's got scared. I think it's more worried that
• 1:01:40
  she was going to be shit scared of him.
• 1:01:43
  He shows up at a dorm and she breaks up with him.
• 1:01:46
  She pulls out. We're moving too fast to be
• 1:01:49
  fair. Valid.
• 1:01:51
  In a little bit and she's pretty much saying she wants to hoe
• 1:01:54
  around and explore and date other men and blah blah blah.
• 1:01:57
  She doesn't really believe it. And he she said he says
• 1:02:00
  something like so you think you could possibly find better than
• 1:02:05
  me? Well, she.
• 1:02:05
  Didn't kind of say that. Yeah, low key.
• 1:02:07
  She was like, maybe there's something better out there.
• 1:02:09
  I'm like damn. I don't know if you are going to
• 1:02:12
  find better out there for you, yeah.
• 1:02:16
  But she's kind of valid. She goes, I've only had one real
• 1:02:18
  relationship and this is supposed to be my college
• 1:02:21
  experience. And I didn't expect for
• 1:02:24
  everything to go so quick with you, bro.
• 1:02:26
  And you are kind of intense. That's what I would be saying.
• 1:02:29
  I'd be like bro. You're blowing up my phone the
• 1:02:31
  second I spend 5 minutes with my mates at a coffee shop.
• 1:02:35
  You know he's checking my location, you know it, you know
• 1:02:40
  it's on his like wallpaper. Me just moving around.
• 1:02:43
  Shit, that's weird. She's nicer than me though, so.
• 1:02:50
  I think she's equally obsessed so it's fine.
• 1:02:53
  They have already said that I love use, which was dropped very
• 1:02:56
  casually. Yeah, no, I think it was after
• 1:03:01
  this, no. No, they had said.
• 1:03:04
  Because she said to his dad, I love him.
• 1:03:06
  Oh, OK. Yeah, they had already dropped
• 1:03:07
  it in conversation. Yeah, in the month that they've
• 1:03:10
  been dating. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that
• 1:03:13
  makes sense for when they get back together.
• 1:03:15
  Yeah, because he says something. She goes, I love him and he
• 1:03:17
  goes, I don't doubt that, but you've got to break up with him.
• 1:03:20
  Yeah, yeah, you're just a pussy. Narrow canal.
• 1:03:25
  You're just like tiny tiny. Little Canal.
• 1:03:28
  Little canal strummer. Tits I thought.
• 1:03:31
  You know what though? Wouldn't rich dad go after her
• 1:03:34
  saying like you're just a waitress, you're not good enough
• 1:03:37
  for my son? I'm like, why didn't he not pay
• 1:03:40
  her off? Right.
• 1:03:42
  No one's paying this woman. I was like, someone pay her.
• 1:03:45
  Someone give her. Money.
• 1:03:47
  You tell me you have all this money and you didn't look into
• 1:03:49
  her parents debt to be fair. I think the dad just wanted an
• 1:03:52
  excuse to save some money. He wanted to.
• 1:03:54
  He wanted to cut Carrot off. He was looking for he's.
• 1:03:57
  Like I'm broke mate. He was just jealous.
• 1:04:00
  He's like, I don't want my son enjoying life.
• 1:04:03
  Fuck that man. He's like, he just wanted the
• 1:04:05
  girlfriend to break up. She does this, they break up, he
• 1:04:09
  gets drunk, he gets trash, and then he decides to ask her every
• 1:04:14
  day how we're dating life. God Block.
• 1:04:19
  He's like, how's that doing? It's because he ordered a campus
• 1:04:23
  on like hands off policy on her. So he's asking every day to see
• 1:04:27
  if anyone was even trying to get near it.
• 1:04:30
  Oh, that's why she's mad at him. Oh, OK, yeah, I didn't realize.
• 1:04:34
  That he told everyone not she was a no touch no go.
• 1:04:39
  She finds out through Sean Ali's boyfriend.
• 1:04:42
  Right. So because she has her show.
• 1:04:44
  Like she can't leave uni campus. Oh yeah, like she's got nowhere
• 1:04:47
  to go. Well, I suppose that they're
• 1:04:49
  doing all their work and school stuff sounds.
• 1:04:52
  Like a very small circle. Probably.
• 1:04:55
  But yeah, she does her massive showcase, she wins.
• 1:04:58
  He's there, obviously. So she's crying, but then he's
• 1:05:02
  like, how's your day been going? And he's being such an ass about
• 1:05:06
  it because upon reflection, he goes, this ain't right, do you
• 1:05:10
  know what I mean? Because at first he believed it.
• 1:05:11
  He was like. Oh, and then he goes.
• 1:05:14
  That's. Really humbled.
• 1:05:15
  And then he goes. Wait, I'm.
• 1:05:16
  Great, and I have a huge penis. This can't be the right reason.
• 1:05:20
  I think he also was like, she's too nice for that, like that not
• 1:05:27
  she had to basically beg me for sex and she's just going to go
• 1:05:30
  out there. Yeah, he's like.
• 1:05:32
  Also keep in mind this girl had cried multiple times in any
• 1:05:36
  sexual encounter. He's like.
• 1:05:38
  She's not giving Samantha from. Sex in the City He's.
• 1:05:42
  Like she's giving Charlotte. He's like.
• 1:05:44
  New. Trauma bonded us both.
• 1:05:46
  Bitch, he's like hold on hold. On.
• 1:05:49
  Not even fixed you yet, he goes. I was holding off on fully
• 1:05:55
  fixing you. He's like, we didn't make it to
• 1:05:57
  Al yet. Yeah.
• 1:05:58
  Hello, there's still things to take off.
• 1:06:01
  You know what fucking made me mad is she almost arranges to
• 1:06:06
  fake date a different book. Bitch that.
• 1:06:08
  Didn't work the first time. Don't fuck with us at this
• 1:06:11
  point. Because she wanted someone to
• 1:06:15
  prove that she was moving on. And she's like, oh, this will
• 1:06:17
  really solidify with. Jimmy, Jimmy, It was our weird
• 1:06:21
  polo dude. Of course there's another dude
• 1:06:25
  with a different sport. Yeah.
• 1:06:27
  Jimmy doesn't care. Jimmy just wants to.
• 1:06:31
  Pay the man, at least someone's got to get paid because I'm
• 1:06:33
  getting pissed off. Where's anyone's money?
• 1:06:39
  There's so much money and no money at the same the. 2nd the
• 1:06:42
  dad's check would clear. I'm blocking that hoe.
• 1:06:47
  Hi Justin. Hey, like, sorry, sorry about
• 1:06:51
  that cancellation. Justin would be all.
• 1:06:53
  For it available again, isn't it crazy?
• 1:06:56
  I just I. Had to go visit my family real
• 1:06:58
  quick. Just him either I sometimes cry
• 1:07:01
  when I. Not anymore.
• 1:07:03
  I've been fixed. I mean what?
• 1:07:05
  No longer. Broken.
• 1:07:06
  Glued together. Narrow.
• 1:07:10
  Strip a tit. After update, narrow canal
• 1:07:13
  canal's ready to. Go.
• 1:07:17
  So she tries to hang out with Sean.
• 1:07:19
  Ally, ally. 'S out of town.
• 1:07:21
  Sean. Ally's out of town.
• 1:07:23
  Sean's, like, stressed on the phone.
• 1:07:25
  He's like, is this a prank or are you trying to fuck me?
• 1:07:28
  Right. And he's like, if you're trying
• 1:07:29
  to fuck me, fuck off. And then she's like, no, no, I
• 1:07:31
  just want to hang out with your friends if you like.
• 1:07:33
  Test. He's like, go, I'm not falling
• 1:07:36
  for this. He's like loyalty test.
• 1:07:37
  I've I've seen these before on TikTok and.
• 1:07:39
  Then no, she's like no no, I just have no friends and it's
• 1:07:43
  like, that's weird too. Yeah, that's equally weird.
• 1:07:46
  You could imagine him calling Ellie after and he's like, I
• 1:07:48
  don't know what's happening, who is she?
• 1:07:51
  She works at a waitressing job, surely there'd be other people
• 1:07:54
  her age to make friends with you'd learn nothing about and
• 1:07:58
  And there's got to be other musical people except for
• 1:08:01
  fucking Beavis and Mavis that fuck up the showcase thing.
• 1:08:04
  Which was? Cass and MJ.
• 1:08:06
  Dumbest plot point ever in the background.
• 1:08:10
  You know what dumbest, but not the worst because it would
• 1:08:13
  technically be something that happens.
• 1:08:16
  It's not like she's racing cars on the side.
• 1:08:18
  You know what I mean? You know how sometimes?
• 1:08:20
  You know how sometimes the side plot you're like, what the?
• 1:08:23
  Yeah, it was adding to her stress.
• 1:08:25
  So it kind of was relevant because it was something that
• 1:08:29
  Garrett was checking in on. He was always like, oh, how is
• 1:08:32
  your rehearsal with that, ASKSKS?
• 1:08:35
  And then he'd be there with coffees.
• 1:08:39
  Wasn't she with family for New Year's Eve?
• 1:08:41
  Yeah. And then she ended up going, She
• 1:08:43
  remembered. That it was his birthday.
• 1:08:45
  On the 1st of January. And then she goes oh shit I'm
• 1:08:48
  going to actually call him. He answers it straight away but
• 1:08:51
  and the family pressure her in a way.
• 1:08:53
  No, not intentionally, but they go.
• 1:08:55
  Come on, call the boy. I wonder if she told her mum the
• 1:08:58
  full spiel though. Oh.
• 1:09:00
  No. Because I feel like it sounded
• 1:09:03
  like she did. Because even her dad was like,
• 1:09:05
  come on Hannah, come on, come on get.
• 1:09:08
  The rich boy. Get the rich boy her mum's like
• 1:09:13
  you cooked like a 40 lasagna, 40 people's lasagna, and you're
• 1:09:18
  just gonna let her go? But also, the dad's not gonna
• 1:09:21
  have control for longer anyway. Who?
• 1:09:24
  Cares she. Doesn't know that.
• 1:09:26
  I know, but realistically if she talked to him about it properly
• 1:09:31
  they could have figured that out.
• 1:09:32
  I. Feel like.
• 1:09:34
  American College students are weird because they will be under
• 1:09:36
  their parents mom until they're like 30.
• 1:09:39
  It's. Weird.
• 1:09:40
  Right, the tuition is so. Expensive.
• 1:09:44
  I mean, this economy is so expensive it makes.
• 1:09:47
  A lot of expense, true, Yeah, and the dad is rich, but he's
• 1:09:50
  also the only son, right? So essentially unless he gives
• 1:09:56
  it to charity all one day, which he's not going to care.
• 1:09:58
  So his dad could live another 40 years.
• 1:10:00
  Exactly. You're not exactly fighting for
• 1:10:02
  your inheritance right now. No, and he already had a big
• 1:10:05
  inheritance coming he. Had like a trust fund or
• 1:10:09
  something when he turns 21. Yeah, he's grandparents, he's
• 1:10:12
  fine, he's fine, but she wouldn't have known that unless
• 1:10:15
  he told her anyway. So she calls him, he answers
• 1:10:19
  straight away and then he answers with and happy New Years
• 1:10:24
  and I and then she goes happy birthday and then he goes, how
• 1:10:27
  many people have you dated? It's very Shrek do the.
• 1:10:32
  Role. Do the.
• 1:10:33
  Role but imagine trying to come up with these excuses every time
• 1:10:37
  he calls like it's. I would just hang up.
• 1:10:41
  So she admits what his dad did and then he's already like,
• 1:10:46
  threatened Gary with that anyway.
• 1:10:48
  The reason she finds out, she runs into the locker room while
• 1:10:52
  they're all naked and just powers through like, no,
• 1:10:54
  tomorrow it wouldn't be me. I would not go into a room with
• 1:10:57
  a lot of naked men because what is there like 20 of them?
• 1:11:00
  Thirty of them probably. She just walks through the
• 1:11:03
  stalls of them all showering. Like, no, actually that's some
• 1:11:06
  big bitch behaviour. Big bald bitch behaviour.
• 1:11:09
  Even the coach is like. What?
• 1:11:11
  Carry on. And then he goes carry on I
• 1:11:13
  guess, and walks away. She could have just waited.
• 1:11:17
  It's giving, Garrett, It's giving.
• 1:11:20
  She's got to learn it from somewhere.
• 1:11:22
  Exactly. They're they're matching the
• 1:11:23
  energy. They're matching energy.
• 1:11:25
  And of course, they just get back together.
• 1:11:27
  Get back together, they make out while he's naked in the store
• 1:11:32
  and then Garrett laughs at her for being a waste of her time.
• 1:11:35
  He's like, I'm rich now, girl. And he's like, Oh my God, we'll
• 1:11:37
  never got that wig back. Shut up.
• 1:11:41
  He's like, we're going to be together all this time, you dumb
• 1:11:45
  bitch. Still.
• 1:11:46
  Smiley. He was calling her every day
• 1:11:47
  anyway. He forgave her.
• 1:11:50
  Yeah, although I'd just sleep with one eye open.
• 1:11:53
  I'd be like what is? This bitch.
• 1:11:55
  Doing I mean her intentions weren't bad.
• 1:11:58
  I'm like, realistically I feel. Like this bitch?
• 1:12:01
  Dumb. Dumb though.
• 1:12:04
  This bitch dumb, she got old. Bummer.
• 1:12:07
  Psycho dad. They were going to like an Ivy
• 1:12:09
  League school too, and she was on the full scholarship and she
• 1:12:11
  could barely afford her own food so.
• 1:12:14
  I could imagine she was malnourished, she was not able
• 1:12:18
  to think properly. No.
• 1:12:21
  OK, what the fuck was with the reveal at the end that Logan's
• 1:12:26
  like, fall in love with her? Just full fall.
• 1:12:30
  Oh yeah? What the fuck is this?
• 1:12:32
  Garrett's like he'll get over it.
• 1:12:34
  And she's like, what girl? That whole house is obsessed
• 1:12:37
  with you. But Logan, especially for an
• 1:12:40
  ending, I'm kind of like, yeah, OK.
• 1:12:43
  Honestly, it's not a bad right. It's all right.
• 1:12:47
  Honestly, it's the only time fake dating has ever made sense
• 1:12:50
  in a book so far. Yeah, because at least they're
• 1:12:53
  the age range where it makes. Age range and the reason it is
• 1:12:57
  reasonable, you know what I mean.
• 1:12:58
  Then it's not fake marriage. No.
• 1:13:00
  What should we rate this out of? If it's not narrow canals I
• 1:13:04
  don't want. Out of five narrow canals.
• 1:13:08
  And twat narrow canals. Yeah, what are you giving?
• 1:13:10
  It I want to go 4. OK.
• 1:13:14
  I liked it. Yeah.
• 1:13:16
  It's actually one of the first books I read when I started
• 1:13:20
  reading romance. I started off with a four narrow
• 1:13:24
  canals, but then I put it down to a three.
• 1:13:25
  So I'm going to do a 3.5 sound score because I did enjoy it.
• 1:13:29
  Like you kept me listening, you know what I mean?
• 1:13:32
  But you usually rate lower. Yeah, too.
• 1:13:35
  It's because of writing was. OK, wasn't too bad, hey?
• 1:13:38
  And the only bad thing that would have I would have given it
• 1:13:40
  way less points if it kept doing this was the text conversations
• 1:13:44
  back and forth. Because I hate those.
• 1:13:46
  Yeah. Were you trying to listen to
• 1:13:48
  them? Clunky flirt on text.
• 1:13:51
  I hate that sometimes it's not too bad and I don't mind it but.
• 1:13:54
  When I did it once but. When it's so weird, like yeah,
• 1:13:57
  OK, I'm like, we don't need that because I just.
• 1:14:00
  Assume I know. So that's the deal.
• 1:14:03
  Hockey. Fake dating feelings, poor
• 1:14:06
  decisions, penises. Don't forget to send this
• 1:14:10
  episode to a friend who would absolutely fold backwards for
• 1:14:13
  Garrett Graham. No helmet, no protection RAW.
• 1:14:19
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• 1:14:22
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