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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show December 5th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
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  Speaker 1: insensitivity trading for a politically correct world. Good morning everybody, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Boody, Greg Menas, Gina Grant, We got c Man,
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  Speaker 1: so we've got Sammy Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 2: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Send us
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  Speaker 2: a text over to two to nine eight seven. Check in.
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  Speaker 2: Tell us who you are, where around town? You listen
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  Speaker 2: to the Woody Show. Any kind of exciting plans you
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  Speaker 2: got or someone something you'd like to have us mentioned
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  Speaker 2: again over to two two nine eight seven. Finest. Follow
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  Speaker 2: us on social media look forwards there at the Woody Show,
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  Speaker 2: medics and I are off to Dubai today so you
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  Speaker 2: can follow along. People are like, well, dude, you guys
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  Speaker 2: got to post pictures and stuff. Oh, Menace is going
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  Speaker 2: to be all over not going to do that.
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  Speaker 3: This is uh, this is the only one of MENACE's
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  Speaker 3: lifelong dreams my phone away.
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  Speaker 2: This will be the one time he doesn't post. I
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  Speaker 2: really want to like, embrace the moment. I want to
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  Speaker 2: be in the moment.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 5: I love it when people say that I want to puke.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah no, I'm definitely gonna share everything. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so yeah, that's that's later on today.
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  Speaker 2: Man, it's happening.
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  Speaker 4: You believe it?
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe because, like you've been talking honestly, you've
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  Speaker 2: been talking about it for so long. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I always get kind of weird in like any
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  Speaker 5: situations like this, I don't actually believe it until it happened.
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  Speaker 5: Until it happens, I'm actually sitting on the plane ar
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  Speaker 5: I'm actually in Dubai. Like when I was just in
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  Speaker 5: F one for I was in Vegas for F one
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  Speaker 5: and people are aren't you excited? Like you got this
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  Speaker 5: VIP access I go until I'm like past the day. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like I can't, like I can't be excited for anything.
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  Speaker 5: Or when I was buying a home, are you excited? No,
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  Speaker 5: Like when I'm done yet, Yeah, when I'm walking in
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  Speaker 5: the house and the paperwork's done, then yeah I'm excited.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, but I I am, and I truly can't
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  Speaker 5: believe it.
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  Speaker 2: And thank you. What I know you went like really
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  Speaker 2: went to bad to make it happen, So thank you
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  Speaker 2: for that. Well, yeah, it was a you know it,
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't easy because the company had all these like objections,
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  Speaker 2: well certain areas of the company, the people that matter
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  Speaker 2: loved it. They thought it was a great idea, and
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  Speaker 2: thank god they're footing the bill. Really, it's insanely expensive.
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  Speaker 6: You would say, what kind of objections could they possibly have? Oh,
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  Speaker 6: they'll think of some they'll make stuff up.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez about like jacket lag and dehydration from long flights.
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  Speaker 2: You have, what a dangerous situation water? Yeah, Like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: are you kidding?
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  Speaker 7: You're going to shower on the damn plan?
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  Speaker 4: Cool?
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  Speaker 8: Ye?
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  Speaker 2: Listening to be a part of it, So that's cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's cool. Yeah, Yeah, that's cool. So uh yeah, we'll
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  Speaker 2: meet up with him later and uh make our way
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  Speaker 2: to Dubai and back in the course of one weekend.
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  Speaker 2: It's all happening sixteen hours there, thirteen hour layover, sixteen
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  Speaker 2: and a half hours back, and then we'll be here
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  Speaker 2: Monday morning.
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  Speaker 7: It's so funny because if somebody said I have one
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  Speaker 7: week and I'm going to Dubai, you'd be like, that's insane.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Oh yeah, you need a longer, Yeah, you need
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  Speaker 2: the weekend. Yeah crazy eight seven seven forty four Wooding
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  Speaker 2: text over to two two nine eight seven. Got an
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  Speaker 2: after hours voicemail to share with you. I'd mentioned on
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  Speaker 2: the show. We were talking about Dougans and little babies.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Greg's got a dog, Menaces a couple of dogs,
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  Speaker 2: and Samy's got her dog. You've got your dog, Morgan,
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  Speaker 2: big boy tongue hanging out of his mouth all the time.
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  Speaker 2: My little baby, Cassie did do weed a baby, I said, Man,
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  Speaker 2: she almost has like this, Like what do they call
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  Speaker 2: not not detachment? Is it a detachment synd abandonment? No,
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  Speaker 2: they call it separation anxiety. Oh you've heard that where
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  Speaker 2: you know the pets, their their life just kind of
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  Speaker 2: freezes until you come back, right, you know. And my
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  Speaker 2: wife tells me all the time, like she'll feed her
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  Speaker 2: breakfast in the morning and then she won't eat It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't matter what time I get home, whether I get
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  Speaker 2: home at eleven am, one pm later in the day,
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  Speaker 2: four people, she won't touch it until I get back
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  Speaker 2: to the house. My god, And I'm like, dude, and
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  Speaker 2: my wife's like, yeah, it's really weird trauma, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like she just wants to make sure that you're okay.
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  Speaker 2: And we don't know what it is. Anyway. This guy
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  Speaker 2: left a message. He said, the real reason that the
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  Speaker 2: dog waits for me to eat here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Hey what he full disclosure. I'm not saying Cassie doesn't
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  Speaker 4: want you very much. But the reason why she doesn't
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  Speaker 4: eat all day is I think you're don't give her
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  Speaker 4: a dog enough credit. She's a little smarter than you think.
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  Speaker 4: My dog's the same way. Actually, the last two dogs
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  Speaker 4: I've had, Blueticks, have been the same way. They won't
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  Speaker 4: you put food in your bowl. They know you're scheduled.
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  Speaker 4: They won't eat if they're at home all day. As
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  Speaker 4: soon as you come home, they'll chow down. Because usually
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  Speaker 4: right after a dog eats, within you know, a certain
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  Speaker 4: amount of time frame that's reasonable, they got to go
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  Speaker 4: to take a poo. So I bet you that's why
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  Speaker 4: she's smart enough, and that's why she don't eat all day.
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  Speaker 4: It's not just because she's waiting for dine to come home.
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  Speaker 4: Not a bunch of balls.
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  Speaker 2: But that's that all right. Well, here's here's the thing. Though.
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  Speaker 2: At my house, someone's always home.
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  Speaker 7: I gonna say, yeah, it's not a survival technique.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, very very rarely. Is there somebody not home? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my wife to you know, she's a stay at home mom, right,
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  Speaker 2: so somebody somebody is for the most part, always home.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and as much as I love dogs, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think they're thinking like I might have to poop after
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  Speaker 3: I eat away.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I get it. I don't care who's there.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to eat it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm'll crap on this point. But all the Internet says
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  Speaker 6: is that their social animals pack animals.
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  Speaker 2: This is how they developed. You know, Yeah, you might
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  Speaker 2: have an eating disorder. Yeah, she is a lady. She's seven.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If I give my dog a cook before we leave,
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  Speaker 3: she waits we get home to eat it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because she doesn't want to have to go and poop.
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  Speaker 2: She's thinking about her. In other animal news, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: but oh yeah, we got some raccoon news.
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  Speaker 6: Menace first news point news here there are free raccoons
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  Speaker 6: on every flight to Dubai apparently.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like emotional support raccoons. Hell yeah, menis I love
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  Speaker 2: it now?
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  Speaker 6: Actually raccoon news, there has been a you know, there's
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  Speaker 6: been a photo that's actually broken the internet.
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  Speaker 2: That phrase gets thrown around a lot.
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  Speaker 6: But a raccoon passed out on the floor of a
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  Speaker 6: bathroom inside a big store.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people have been sending this one to us.
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  Speaker 2: I got tagged times. Oh yeah, this is uh just
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  Speaker 2: north of Richmond.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, like the song says a drunk liquor store raccoon,
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  Speaker 6: this is from w A v Y. Yeah, a raccoon
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  Speaker 6: broke into the store the night of Black Friday and
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  Speaker 6: ransacked several shelves.
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  Speaker 2: They have masks, don't they. The animal became intoxic and
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  Speaker 2: then passed out.
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  Speaker 6: Sleeping raccoon was discovered Saturday morning, head right near the toilet.
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  Speaker 8: We've all been there probably at.
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  Speaker 2: Some point in our lives, right, a little too much.
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  Speaker 2: An officer brought the.
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  Speaker 7: Mass bandit back to the County Animal Shelter to recover.
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  Speaker 9: So, yeah, that's a lot of liqueur for a little
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  Speaker 9: raccoon there.
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  Speaker 2: The raccoon slept it off for a few hours and
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  Speaker 2: showed no signs of injury.
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  Speaker 6: Bounce back officers released the raccoon back into the wild.
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  Speaker 2: Alcoholic though, Yeah, just gonna be breaking in everywhere with
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  Speaker 2: his mask to get his next fixed.
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  Speaker 7: Which ones which they have masks?
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  Speaker 6: But much like menace, they love getting drunk and past
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  Speaker 6: that on the floor bathroom. Are your literal spirit animals.
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  Speaker 2: There's so many times menaceine animal form.
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  Speaker 6: Now as you have heard this raccoon and the liquor story,
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  Speaker 6: bathroom story. Uh oh boy, do TV people love these
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  Speaker 6: kinds of stories because they love you know, they love
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  Speaker 6: the flex, their comedy muscle. Yeah, going on a worldwide story.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: ABC Richmond covered it as well, a prime alert.
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  Speaker 6: To night with a particularly furry suspect who is apparently
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  Speaker 6: not old enough to drink.
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  Speaker 9: On Saturday, animal control officers caught a raccoon red handed
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  Speaker 9: or red pod inside an ABC store after helping itself
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  Speaker 9: to bottles of alcohol.
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  Speaker 8: Your names w you name of raccoon?
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  Speaker 3: Raccoon?
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  Speaker 2: Stupid kids? Yeah, And of course this is their big
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  Speaker 2: story of the week, the big kicker story. So after
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  Speaker 2: the story's over, they're going to chop it up some more.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, more local TV comedy. I love
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  Speaker 2: it when the news anchor because they're really good at
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  Speaker 2: just reading teleprompter, but they're not so good at that
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  Speaker 2: living off the well.
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  Speaker 10: In all seriousness, the ABC store did have to file
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  Speaker 10: a report for the loss of product, and the workers
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  Speaker 10: at the ABC store we're telling me people had been
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  Speaker 10: coming in all day just to see the store and
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  Speaker 10: ask if that's where it happened. Certainly not the type
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  Speaker 10: of thing you would like to see happen, or that
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  Speaker 10: expect to see happening.
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  Speaker 4: Situation, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Hope the raccoon's okay.
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  Speaker 9: Now I lost a lot of bottles, but bringing in
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  Speaker 9: a lot of more customers.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, something sober and okay at this point he is sober.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, we can rest, We can rest easy tonight.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? What the effort you're talking about.
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  Speaker 6: He's wishing well to the raccoons. You wouldn't want people
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  Speaker 6: think you're on, you're untearing.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't want to see a blitzed raccoon. And then
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  Speaker 2: you go to the store because you want to see
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  Speaker 2: the floor it happened, also knowing that the raccoon's perfectly fine,
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  Speaker 2: like so you know how the story ends. They got drunk.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want the free marketing for the location. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So what did you say that? Greg?
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  Speaker 6: And I had the exact same thought. Oh, okay, it's
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  Speaker 6: all cleaned up, knowing it's a liquor store in Nowheresville.
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  Speaker 2: I want to see where it happened. This is the
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  Speaker 2: sort of thing. If I lived in Hanover, Virginia, my
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  Speaker 2: mom would have taken us to go see the phone.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody that was smart enough to like start selling selling
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  Speaker 5: merch like right away on the street.
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  Speaker 2: Would have would you show raccoon news.
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  Speaker 6: So storables that raccoon was Sadly not everyone is on
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  Speaker 6: board with raccoons. This is a longer story, so feel
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  Speaker 6: free to jump in here when you like. From A
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  Speaker 6: W A H S the B H A S eleven
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  Speaker 6: excuse me in Massachusetts where a Massachusetts woman she went
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  Speaker 6: outside with a little dugan running piddling around and she
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  Speaker 6: meets a raccoon and instead of you know, be it
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  Speaker 6: nice and sweet and loving on it, and she says
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  Speaker 6: that she had to fight this rap kill.
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  Speaker 8: What an idiot a raccoon warning in Somerville.
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  Speaker 2: They become monsters, cut up and bruise.
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  Speaker 8: Katherine van Buskirk relived the terrifying moments she was viciously
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  Speaker 8: attacked by the animal early Saturday morning, the long time.
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  Speaker 8: Some of the datum said. She was letting her dogs,
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  Speaker 8: Ruby and Blue, out to the garden around one am
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  Speaker 8: when all of a sudden, she says, a raccoon jumped
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  Speaker 8: at her face while she was on the deck.
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  Speaker 2: It flew at me from several different directions. All right, yeah, multiverse, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was like multiple raccoons or how does one raccoon
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  Speaker 2: jump at you from multiple directions? Portals like doctor who
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  Speaker 2: you just heard him? Uh huh uh huh sounds like
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  Speaker 2: a hyperbolics multiple directions. Flew at me from several different directions.
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  Speaker 8: That raccoon clawed her face, scratched her arms, and noded
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  Speaker 8: her hands and legs while she desperately fought it off
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  Speaker 8: each time, though she says it would just charge back
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  Speaker 8: even more aggressive. Somehow she was able to escape mouse
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  Speaker 8: and close her deck door, bloodied, but able to call
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  Speaker 8: nine one one.
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  Speaker 2: Probably the most she's been touched in decades by anything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the only thing she can get to uh, put its
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  Speaker 2: mouth on her. It sounds like attention, horror, Yeah right.
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  Speaker 2: All I could do was scream, help me, help me.
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  Speaker 8: Catherine was given raby shots and antibiotics at a nearby hospital,
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  Speaker 8: but her biggest concern was for Ruby, who still hadn't
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  Speaker 8: been spotted since the attack. She told us he was
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  Speaker 8: eventually found that morning cowering inside behind the TV. Even
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  Speaker 8: the dogs dog.
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  Speaker 2: You can't find your dog inside your house, he could
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  Speaker 2: always behind the TV. Yeah, and it's a he named Ruby.
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  Speaker 2: What were you thinking, lady, exactly. Yeah, sounds like a
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  Speaker 2: sertified slush.
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  Speaker 7: I kept saying it to myself because I couldn't find
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  Speaker 7: any other words.
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  Speaker 8: I just encountered a monster Sunday. She was spreading year
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  Speaker 8: and across her garden was away. She believes the raccoon
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  Speaker 8: was feeding from her compost, been off the deck. That's
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  Speaker 8: what Menace has been saying.
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  Speaker 2: How long have I been saying that? Wolf years heard? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I recommend a wolf pee over a coyote. You can
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  Speaker 2: get it on Amazon.
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  Speaker 5: Is the worst spelling thing you've ever smelled in your life,
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  Speaker 5: but it keeps these critters outside here.
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  Speaker 2: If you can't handle a cute and cuddly let raccoon, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's right. Raccoon News show, Raccoon News.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have any audio on this next one because
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  Speaker 6: it was just from a Facebook post in North Georgia
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  Speaker 6: where a guy he saw an injured raccoon on the
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  Speaker 6: side of the road and he said, oh, take this
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  Speaker 6: baby over to the wildlife center. So he is very
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  Speaker 6: nice man. Again, we don't know who he is yet.
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  Speaker 6: You'll find out why that is. Later grabbed the raccoon,
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  Speaker 6: put him in his jacket, put it up against his
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  Speaker 6: chest and then they drove about an hour is how
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  Speaker 6: far away this nature center was?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love raccoons, but I would never do that.
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  Speaker 6: Well, this guy sh probably shouldn't have done that because
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  Speaker 6: the raccoon got away, bit him on his face, in
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  Speaker 6: his hands, and he got loose inside of his vehicle.
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  Speaker 6: So this guy, he said, you know what, he's probably
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  Speaker 6: just scared and confused. This is a little baby, little
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  Speaker 6: baby dugan in raccoon. So he uh stopped at his
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  Speaker 6: house wrapped the rac whon has had a blanket.
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  Speaker 2: With duct tape. They continued to the wildlife center.
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  Speaker 6: Then there was nobody there because it was like super
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  Speaker 6: early in the morning for whatever reason, and he just
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  Speaker 6: kind of dumped the raccoon. At the wildlife center. They
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  Speaker 6: asked him what happened, and uh, because there was somebody
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  Speaker 6: there at least, and he said, well, you know, blah
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  Speaker 6: blahlah blah blah. They said, hey, you've been bitting and scratch.
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  Speaker 6: We don't need to give you some shots. He said, nope,
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  Speaker 6: I'm leaving.
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  Speaker 2: I'm out here. I'm good. So they're still good for
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  Speaker 2: this guy. I'm taking my rabies and I'm going home.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, all right, pe that guy unfortunately, And alright,
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  Speaker 6: p the raccoon because I had to kill it, because
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  Speaker 6: you can't tell if something has rabies until you kill it,
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  Speaker 6: right exactly, Well, you don't know, all right. So we
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  Speaker 6: all know Dick Clark, he's a billion years old. Well
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  Speaker 6: there's another Dick Clark who's almost a billion years old.
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  Speaker 2: This is from.
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  Speaker 6: Clark, Dick Clark. Oh, I'm thinking about Dick Van Dyke.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, not Dick Clark.
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  Speaker 2: Clark is dead is like a hundred yeah, he's about
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  Speaker 2: to about Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So this Dick though, from CBS Minnesota, is doing the
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  Speaker 6: right Dickley sort of things all right.
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  Speaker 11: At Dick Clark's Connecticut home, it's apparent everywhere he enjoys
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  Speaker 11: the presence of animals. Last spring, Dick was smoking a
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  Speaker 11: cigar outside.
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  Speaker 6: This raccoon just came walking up to me. Just strutted up,
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  Speaker 6: stood there, looked at me, didn't run, didn't do anything else.
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  Speaker 4: I just was.
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  Speaker 2: A building and get that close to me.
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  Speaker 11: Then the next night the critter came back, and every
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  Speaker 11: day that followed he quickly became something like a raccoon whisperer.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know whether she felt comfortold me that she
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  Speaker 6: came back to five babies after a month of bonding.
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  Speaker 11: From there, a friendship was formed. The raccoon came daily
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  Speaker 11: until it was time for its deep sleep. Then, sure enough,
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  Speaker 11: this spring, one of the babies remembered their favorite human.
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  Speaker 2: Ah the sea bed. Trying to tug at our heartstrings
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  Speaker 2: of these raccoon news stories. Yeah, they're gonna be our
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  Speaker 2: next dogs.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, study on that, right, that's another raccoon, big raccoon news.
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  Speaker 6: I keep getting email alerts about this every day, where
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  Speaker 6: scientists studying raccoons saying, especially the ones that live closer
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  Speaker 6: to humans, are showing flatter faces, smaller flatter faces, which
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  Speaker 6: is a number one sign of domestication. Think about how
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  Speaker 6: wolves are out in big long snouts and he goes
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: all the way to MENACE's dogs that can't even breathe
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: because their faces and faces are so flat. So they
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: say that raccoons are are breeding themselves to be cuter,
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: because when they are cuter, we interact with them more.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: So this is this is sort of it's a natural
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: selection of types, as if they could get cuter, right,
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: So just give it a few more generations. Man, as
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: we may have fully domesticated, we already do but we
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: should have even more really fully domesticated raccoons.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: One more raccons. Sorry from the Raccoon News desk.
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: Well, can you believe it's been ten years since hashtag
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: dead raccoon t O took over the internet. That was
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: the dead raccoon that would just died on a sidewalk
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: in Toronto and some guy walked outside and saw it
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: and he called animal control. They didn't show up. So
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: people started put doing things like laying flowers by its side,
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: putting a cigarette, candles and putting a cigarette and it's
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: still stuffed.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Animals they got at the convenience store just to respect
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: the dead.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: Well had a little photo of a raccoon. It's been
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: ten whole years. Well he's gone, that raccoon, but not
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: forgotten at that spot in Toronto.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: There's not a plaque. Here's more on that. So what
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: do Toronto residents think of the new plaque? We asked them,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: what do you think of Toronto memorializing a raccoon? Kind
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: of silly?
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: Really, lots more action on the street needed than memorializing
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: Raccoonsha here.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't know that.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's cute.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Yes it's sad, but it's nice that we have a
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: sign for him, so do you, Legacy.
• 16:52
  Speaker 8: I really appreciate the idea of people having loved the animals.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: That's really kind of them. I took pictures of the
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: plaque just and sent it off to friends of mine.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: If you want to check it out for yourself.
• 17:04
  Speaker 8: It's on the southeast side of Young at Church Street.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: All right venue, That's right, I love it. There you go,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I'm down and go see that plaque. Ex vacation spot.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: And there's your Raccoon news. Everybody, dear raccoon and mother
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: for me. Done the wood show, and we are ready
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumbass contest is
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: the dye Yeah d uyq seed mass. Please explain the
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: way the game works, everybody.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: I find it any nice and drunk person and ask
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: them just the simplest, easiest trivia questions. So you would say,
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: what's the point, Well, the point is will they be
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: so drunk that they won't know the answer.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: This sounds a lot like the Menace original game. Will
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: they know it?
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: Why you steal it?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Here's the difference. And here's what I did.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: I took Menus's great idea and I screwed it up
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: by finding someone really funny who's drunk, and by asking
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: them really super simple, easy trivia questions.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I really screwed that part of it upright, Well, I
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: guess well, we'll see how it goes.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: You know, So you play the game as always by
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: guessing whether the person will know the answer. You don't
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: guess the answer right, right, drunks right, who hopefully is
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: very funny and their answer might be very funny.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Woodie is the number. Let's say hello to Carlos. Hey,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: what's up Carlos?
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: Hey, good morning?
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: What do you show?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Carlos? All right, so you're gonna play the duy Q
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Now before we get to the questions that matter for
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: you winning a prize, We're gonna get to know this
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: drunk person a little bit to see just how with
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: it or not? What they are and who is this
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: sea man?
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: This is Jen not what his wife but a different
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: gen and she is telling us about what she is
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: drinking and what how that relates to the love of
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: her life?
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: All right, what you been drinking? Whiskey from dark dark dark?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: I'm on dark.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: If it's dark liquid, I'm gonna is that.
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: What they say that you like your liquor like you
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: like your man.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: No, actually, I have like a really super young husband
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: to your husband thirty and I'm forty three and he
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: loves me. You guys, meet my dead friend. SE's my husband,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: and yay, he's awesome, So I'm pretty impressed.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Wait, did she just say that it was her dad's friend,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: dad's friend, her dead friend friend dead friend. Okay, he
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: gave her a husband. Okay, all right, all right, well Carlos,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: that's Jens. That's what you're just trying to guess. If
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: she knows the answers to these questions, yesterda, no, two
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: out of three, you're gonna be the winner of the DYQ.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: We have Menace and Sammy who are stone cold sober,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: and we'll see how they do. Everybody ready for question
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: number one? Oh yeah, all right, here we go, d
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: uy Q.
• 19:55
  Speaker 12: Russia stretches over what's two continents?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: All right? Russia stretches over for what? Two continents? Uh?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: May I please start a triple no?
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: Triple no.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Geography is so not their strong point. I mean, there's
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: many weak points, but this is one of the weakest.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: But this is an wouldn't you call this like an
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: easy yearsh process of elimination for most adults.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, the educated guest factor involves education.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna say no, gen no, menace, Yes.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Sammy, Dad, it flipped. I think yes, menace No Sammy? Okay,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: no different No to Jen medicine, Sammy. Do you think
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: that she's gonna get it? No?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: No?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: All right, Carlos, what do you think?
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go with no.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: All right, no for Jen.
• 20:48
  Speaker 12: Question number one d U i Q, Russia stretches over
• 20:52
  Speaker 12: what's two continents?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Menace Asia and Europe, Asia and Europe, Asia, Asia and Europe. Wow.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Just when you thought you had it, you know, yeah?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: All right? Well, hey, the only one that matters for
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Carlos is if jend no's it?
• 21:10
  Speaker 12: Question number one, Russia stretches over what's two continents?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: You look at Europe, you look at Russia.
• 21:19
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Now I feel like an idiot asking me all these
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: questions when I'm hammered.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Is not fair?
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, Carlos, Carlos, good news, you're on the board.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: You got to one point here on the d U
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: i Q. Yeah, but all right, let's see question number two.
• 21:42
  Speaker 12: The stars of What TV Show? Went on a three
• 21:44
  Speaker 12: hour tour.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Oh come, she's forty three, right, Yeah, that's indicse this
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: is an older TV show.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I didn't say it's an old TV show. Yeah, I didn't.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I think just asking you made yesterday. Yeah, I think
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: she will get that, I think. So I'm gonna, man,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: this goes against all my strategy with this game, and
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: but I'm gonna say that she does. Jen will know
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: that one. I think she's a study Sweeney fan.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna say, you're just okay.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: So I think Sammy will old soul.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: And then Menace. Man, that's that's trough. What do you
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: think I'm kind of on the fence with Menace.
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: You're gonna think I'm out of my mind. No, No,
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna say Sammy and Menace yes. And Jen's gonna
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: think she gets it, but totally flubs it. So I'm
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: gonna say no to Jen, all right.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I will say, man, I'll say yes to both Sammy
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: and Menace sweep it. Yes, Oh my wow?
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, I'm saying no to Jen and then for
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I usually don't even glance at them, but Menace looks confident.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: So I'll say yes to Menace and notice Sammy, all right,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Jen gets this one?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: No? No, way, no? All right? Question number two, Carlos,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: what do you say?
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with no, even though I didn't really
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: hear the question, but I appreciate it's gonna be an.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I wanted to be fair. Here's the question.
• 23:13
  Speaker 12: The stars of what TV show went on a three
• 23:15
  Speaker 12: hour tour?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: All right? That's the question. So you still want to
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: stick with no?
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: I don't even know, but I'm gonna go no.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, no, all right. Question number two, we'll start with you, Sammy.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: The stars of what TV show went on a three
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: hour tour Gilligan's Island?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Menace, Gilligan's Island Island? All right, So that's that's two
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: out of the three of my sweep.
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: She's got shakes on that show?
• 23:42
  Speaker 13: Yea.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Question number two?
• 23:44
  Speaker 12: The stars of what TV show went on a three
• 23:46
  Speaker 12: hour tour?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Three od?
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: That's right?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: And what was the name of the show Elligan's Island? Yeah,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I'm old.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: Wow, you took a real chance there.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I did things, just not dramatic, goes the Dynamite Bom.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Carlos. That's why we have the third question
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: for you man. Third one U d u i Q.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: What is the city that never sleeps? All right, so
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: what is I think Carlos just finished? Oh yeah, I
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: think if they've been at this city or not? I
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: think I think Jen yes again, I say Jen, yes again, Menace, Yes,
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: for sure? Absolutely, another sweep for yes really yeah, I'm
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: sweeping in another another yes.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I don't want to have more egg on my face.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of feeling triple yes too. Yeah, let's let's
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: Let's do it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Tripley, We're doing it. We're doing it.
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: I did it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: It's been like four days.
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yes, I wasn't sure about Sammy, but now I
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: think it's a triple yes.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think you definitely know triple yes, triple
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: yes Menace and Sammy. What do you think will Jen
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: know the answer to that question? No, And she's going
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: to say Chicago. She's gonna say, okay, Well, so Carlos,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: what do you think yes or no? No?
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: No?
• 25:17
  Speaker 12: Question number three for the d U i Q, what
• 25:20
  Speaker 12: is the city that never sleeps?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: On the count of three, I want both Menace and
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Samy to say at the same time, are you reading one? Two, three?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: New York.
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: I was wrong.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, New York.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: I wrote down New York, but then I thought that
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: was because that's where electricity.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: For the first time. The city of lights, the city
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: of lights is Vegas. Right, you've been there, both wrong lights.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: You said it's overrated Paris City.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I know I wrote it down, but then I overthought
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: it because I thought that they lit up.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: When I was looking up a bunch of stuff for
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: the Dubai trip, there was multiple videos that said Dubai
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: the city that never sleeps. I'm like that, don't try
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: just because we don't have laws there. All right, all right,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: here we go. Carlo Carlos said, no, question number three
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: for the d u i Q, what is the city
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: that never sleeps?
• 26:30
  Speaker 12: L A, Why is that?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Because I don't sleep ever?
• 26:36
  Speaker 12: Stayed up in the one setting loving days drugs?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: No oh you stay out? Yeah right right, Well, congratulations
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: you are a winner here on the d u i Q.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Start spreading the news, Jez A winner you guys the city. Carlos,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: congrats man, and thank you so much for listening to
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: wood Show. Have yourself a great weekend. Hang on, okay,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: suck you suck it, so everybody stop spreading here's rats everywhere.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, okay, garbage. I want to be parts New
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: yor everyone's talking all the time. I got the wrong
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: hearts are longing to except for a dollar right shoe, the.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Very hard of it New York, New yor the worst
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: accidents in the warm.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Welcome and sleeps like Lass Vegan and fine garbage Hill.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Fuck you Chinese food at three am. Yeah, that's what
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: people do. You have an apartment so small that you
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: gotta store stuff in your oven or they'll get back
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: to booth thereby.
• 28:20
  Speaker 13: Can naked there Macon where it stopped to you lost
• 28:32
  Speaker 13: your side.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: See all right more when he shows cuting down tang on.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Antologiessology and it's seasonology.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Show right back