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🤣 Tom Gleeson always sounds sarcastic... · The KIIS Breakfast Wrap with Chris, Amy & Jack

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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Task Master is starting tonight seven thirty on ten. Tom
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  Speaker 2: Gleeson is joining us live on our Hello, good morning,
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  Speaker 2: oh good e Hello Tom.
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  Speaker 3: We just said a quick hello to you before the segment,
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  Speaker 3: and you were very polite and you said, oh hi guys.
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  Speaker 3: And afterwards I said, even when Tom Gleeson is being
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  Speaker 3: nice and polite, it just seems like he's being as
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  Speaker 3: smart as I.
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  Speaker 1: Mate, I can, I can turn it any Second's that's
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  Speaker 1: that's the risk you have with me being on air.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can be polite and then out of nowhere I
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  Speaker 1: can be really nasty. Do you cop that? Like you know,
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  Speaker 1: you just go into a cafe or something.
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  Speaker 2: Does everyone just think you are a smart ass even
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  Speaker 2: when you're just being yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's tricky because I can just say can I
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  Speaker 1: have a cafe late please, and they go no problem,
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  Speaker 1: and then I go thanks, And because of my turn
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  Speaker 1: it sounds yeah smart. Yeah, yeah, thanks, all right, I
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  Speaker 1: can do it now. I'm so happy to be on
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  Speaker 1: Kiss Thanks guys, Eggs. That was sincere. It was trying
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  Speaker 1: to be nice.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So task Masters on again tonight, and what's this
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  Speaker 4: is comedian casts?
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  Speaker 1: Look like, Oh we've got a nissan En Dullah. She's
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  Speaker 1: a new actor. You may have seen on talking about generation.
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  Speaker 1: Brett Blake he's newer as well. He's a force of nature.
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  Speaker 1: He just tears his show apart. But then we've got
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  Speaker 1: Celia Pecola, Joel Creasy and Rove McManus. Ah, good fun.
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  Speaker 1: Say hei to your mom for me?
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  Speaker 4: Do you feel sorry for them when they're looking at
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  Speaker 4: the task and like, how am I going to figure
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  Speaker 4: this out? Do you ever feel the need to help
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  Speaker 4: them in any way? Or you're just like love watching
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  Speaker 4: them fail like you're talking to me.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking to me.
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  Speaker 4: I think surely you'd feel a little bad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not worried about their feelings at all, and I
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  Speaker 1: enjoy watching them fail. I like watching their soul break
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  Speaker 1: as they see their MPs. I mean it's the only
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  Speaker 1: reason I do the show. Yeah, I mean I get
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  Speaker 1: paid by Channel ten, sure, but I was happy to
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  Speaker 1: do it for free. I get to watch comedian mates
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  Speaker 1: of mine fail on national TV. Yes, I mean, what
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  Speaker 1: a treat. Well, I mean you would be the best
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  Speaker 1: at a roast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's always the big roast of big celebrities in
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  Speaker 3: the US. Kevin Hart just had one. I mean, would
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  Speaker 3: you if you were roasted by someone? Who would you
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  Speaker 3: want to be roasting you? Is there anyone better than you?
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  Speaker 1: Well that's the trick, so he trying to find someone
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  Speaker 1: who's up to standard. But who would I get? You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be happy to do one of those American races
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  Speaker 1: that it'd be great, the roast of Tom Gleeson, because
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  Speaker 1: it'd just be so much fun watching all these American
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  Speaker 1: comedians try to work out who I was.
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  Speaker 4: You know, what about ossie comedians? Who would you want
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  Speaker 4: in the Aussie field?
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  Speaker 1: Actually? I actually did do a roast not that long
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  Speaker 1: ago with John Cleese as John Cleese, But I actually
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  Speaker 1: I got absolutely torched by Joel Creasy. He just absolutely
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  Speaker 1: ripped me to shreds, which is why I was happy
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  Speaker 1: to have him on Taskmaster, so I had ten episodes
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  Speaker 1: to rip him and you are, hey are? The budget
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  Speaker 1: came out yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's talking about that albow copping a bit of hate
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  Speaker 2: for breaking a promise. What do you think?
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  Speaker 1: How's Albo going?
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  Speaker 2: Tom?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a rich, middle aged white man. It doesn't affect me,
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  Speaker 1: and none of it affects me. I continue to be
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  Speaker 1: wealthy and none of this budget affects me. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: that's not relatable, and all your listeners don't can't relate
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  Speaker 1: to me and don't care. I was wealthy yesterday, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still wealthy today. Yeah, if not even welch the budget. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't at all. I love that.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, we want to play a little game of Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 2: it's called guess the famous Redhead.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you've still got a bit of red hair
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  Speaker 1: going there, the eyebrows. I've got a crew cut and
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  Speaker 1: there's a bit of gray in there. There's not much left.
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  Speaker 4: He still red on your arms though, like some red
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  Speaker 4: arm hairy.
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  Speaker 1: I've got red hair. There's been a redhead. Well, there's
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  Speaker 1: red downstairs. Get into that, because that would be gutter
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  Speaker 1: radio and Kiss doesn't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Brooklyn is going to ruddle off a couple
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  Speaker 2: of people.
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  Speaker 1: Will see if you can guess who.
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  Speaker 3: They are, the red ahead Tom. Some would say I've
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  Speaker 3: never met a microphone. I didn't want to argue.
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  Speaker 1: With, Oh who could I be? Oh Paul Enhands.
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  Speaker 4: Oh we didn't even have to read out the three
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  Speaker 4: other clues.
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  Speaker 1: Well, another other clues. I host an actual quiz show
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  Speaker 1: on the ABC where I just asked a question. Then
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  Speaker 1: this says an answer, because I presume my guests are intelligent.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you need a second clue, I can give
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  Speaker 3: it to you. Here we go, person too. My haircut
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  Speaker 3: says year nine student, but my bank account says Private Island.
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  Speaker 1: Redhead, very loaded. Yeah, do you want to do another.
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  Speaker 3: And O'Brien no, No, guess so I dress like I'm
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  Speaker 3: on my way to buy milk.
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Is this another one? Same person? The same person? Give
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  Speaker 1: him clue number three? Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 3: When people hear my guitar string and suddenly want to
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  Speaker 3: get married.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I know who this is on Ronald McDonald.
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  Speaker 4: No, you know, don't you? Surely that gave it away?
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  Speaker 1: I felthy or again? Alright, last one? Last one?
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  Speaker 3: Who else is famous with red hair? I'm proof that
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  Speaker 3: every family has one. I'm moving overseas, sibling.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm moving over seas. Oh, Nicole Kidman, No, give
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  Speaker 1: him another clue.
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  Speaker 3: I turned family drama into a streaming genre.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that still sounds like Nicole Kidman. And he's done
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  Speaker 1: a lot of streaming shows.
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  Speaker 4: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Antonia Kidman? Nonette?
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  Speaker 3: And my grandpa waved at people professionally?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, grandpa waves at people professionally.
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  Speaker 4: You've got one more clue anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Grandfather waves at people professionally. Yeah, they get that's their
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  Speaker 1: job to wave at people. Wow, we really have stump.
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  Speaker 2: Tom Gleeson, haven't.
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  Speaker 1: Wear Oh oh is this? Sorry? Sorry? I just don't
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  Speaker 1: even read these parts of the newspaper. I still read
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  Speaker 1: the newspaper.
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  Speaker 2: Grandpa, not grandpa, his dad waves of people.
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  Speaker 1: His dad waves grandma? Did is this Harry? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Alright, Tom Gleeson Taskmaster, second episode back tonight, seven thirty
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  Speaker 2: on ten.
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  Speaker 1: Always good to have you on me. Thanks a lot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no worries. I've got to task for your radio show
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  Speaker 1: to lift Kisses ratings. I mean it's already number one
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  Speaker 1: in the previous survey, but things have changed. Just quietly
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  Speaker 1: being polite. No, that was the way put against.
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  Speaker 4: That's as encouraging as are you saying that it's going
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  Speaker 4: to fail next?
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  Speaker 1: No, no am I he's not. I go up. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's all right, you try so you're later nothing