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- 0:00I'm Stephanie.
- 0:00I'm Meredith.
- 0:01And welcome to This Is My Circus.
- 0:03It sure is a freaking circus.
- 0:05Oh, my Lord, have mercy.
- 0:06How you doing?
- 0:07Oh, peachy keen.
- 0:08How are you?
- 0:08Peachy keen.
- 0:09I'm too peachy keen.
- 0:11I am also peachy keen.
- 0:13Oh, geez.
- 0:14How was your week?
- 0:15Up until about Wednesday it was great.
- 0:17Oh.
- 0:17Brian and I got a stomach virus.
- 0:19Oh, no.
- 0:20Mm-hmm.
- 0:20Fun.
- 0:21No.
- 0:22Really, really- Terrible it was the worst thing ever.
- 0:26Oh.
- 0:26And Brian and I have never been sick like that at the same time, and can I tell you how pissed off I am at him?
- 0:32For getting...
- 0:33Were you sick first?
- 0:34Yeah, I was sick first, and he came home from work.
- 0:37So okay, Thursday I didn't feel great all day.
- 0:39My stomach was just unsettled and, no appetite, but not, sick-sick.
- 0:43Mm-hmm.
- 0:44And I messaged him and I was like,"Hey, babe, on the way home,"'cause he gets off work before me,"can you stop and pick me up a yellow Gatorade?" That's my thing when I'm sick.
- 0:50He was like,"Oh, you don't feel good?" And I was like,"Obviously, ass hat, no." But so he comes home and he's like,"Oh my God, I don't feel good.
- 0:58I'll go..." I'm like,"You?" Mm.
- 1:01And of course his is worse than mine, right?
- 1:03Always, yes.
- 1:04So we both called out on Friday, and again, fantastic, a lot of fun times with that.
- 1:11We ran out of freaking toilet paper.
- 1:13Oh my gosh.
- 1:14I had to DoorDash toilet paper.
- 1:15You could've called me.
- 1:16I could've called you, but I mean, it's embarrassing to even say right here to all the masses that listen, but that's just where we are, people.
- 1:23And honestly, I could've asked Jackson.
- 1:25We didn't run out, out.
- 1:26Yeah.
- 1:26Uh, we were just, down to a lot of nothing.
- 1:28Yeah.
- 1:29I could've got him to pick up some on the way home from school, but I was like,"I'm not risking it." Yeah.
- 1:33We both called out of work on Friday.
- 1:36And of course, all day he was just moaning and groaning and whatever.
- 1:40So we go to Jackson's game on Friday night, and it's an hour.
- 1:44It's in Lancaster, so it's over an hour away.
- 1:47Oh.
- 1:47And at this point I am not still violently ill- Yeah but I just don't feel good.
- 1:53I thought it was food poisoning,'cause I had cooked Wednesday night, and it hit us both so quickly at the same time.
- 1:59Apparently there's a virus going around.
- 2:00I am not that terrible of a cook.
- 2:02So we're going to the game, we're driving, and e- everything is just a big deal at this point, and he's so on my nerves.
- 2:07Yeah.
- 2:08I love you, babe.
- 2:08Yeah.
- 2:09I mean, when you're sick, he is a when I am sick come and check on me and be with me.
- 2:12I'm a get out of my room- Leave me alone until I feel better.
- 2:15Yes.
- 2:16Yeah.
- 2:16Or just if I so much as a whisper that I need something, I need you to bring it to me, but other than that, go away.
- 2:22Right.
- 2:22I'm so- Um, Same way.
- 2:24Yeah Like, I don't need you- Yeah to watch me.
- 2:26So everything was just a big deal.
- 2:28Like,"What do you want to drive?" And I was like, whatever you think's gonna be the most comfortable for you." You know, whatever.
- 2:33He's like, if I can't drive home, what do you want to br-" I was like,"Babe, I can drive.
- 2:35it doesn't freaking matter." So we stop on the way there,'cause he's like,"I've just had so much stomach pain." I'm like,"Okay." So we stop and I'm like,"Let's just get some Pepto." Mm-hmm.
- 2:45At this point, whatever.
- 2:46So we get Pepto, and you know it comes with like a little medicine cup?
- 2:50Uh-huh.
- 2:50And, Pepto is thick and gross, I know, but it does the job, right?
- 2:54Yeah.
- 2:55I'm like, Bottoms up, dude." I give it to him.
- 2:56So we finish driving- Yeah and I'm like,"Okay, 30 minutes later you can take another dose." Not the most fun of shots.
- 3:01No, it was not.
- 3:03It was not.
- 3:04Not even a good chaser, nothing.
- 3:06So we get to the school.
- 3:08It's about 30, 45 minutes later, and you can take it that often if you need to, so I gave him another one.
- 3:12I was like,"Here, take this." And I was like,"And I'm not taking this little shot cup that's gross- Yeah with pink residue into the thing.
- 3:19You're just going to have to bum." Yeah.
- 3:22So we're sitting at the game, right?
- 3:24Brian is sitting on one end, Pepto just turning it up, like every few minutes just...
- 3:29I should have just put a straw in it.
- 3:32But at the same time, he is also, this is so weird, he's also, hungry.
- 3:38Mm-hmm.
- 3:38So he kind of needs something on his stomach to kind of coat it because all of that.
- 3:43So I went and got some popcorn.
- 3:44I was like, okay, it's light, it's salty.
- 3:46It's not like super greasy movie popcorn.
- 3:48I got a box, and I was like,"We'll split this." So he took my box, and then Jazz had a box, and then he ate Jazz's box.
- 3:54I was like,"You need to hold up.
- 3:58Wait a minute." So of course he can't drive home, and he's hurting again.
- 4:02He starts to drive home, and he's like,"I just can't." And I'm like,"Oh, pull over, homeboy." So I get us home.
- 4:08He doesn't remember a thing about driving home.
- 4:09And I'm like,"Dude, what in the world?" we get home, and he's like,"Do we just have anything I can take?" And from when my princess had a kidney stone- Uh-huh back in the spring, we had something left.
- 4:19So I was like,"Just take this and go to bed.
- 4:21I don't even care.
- 4:22Get out of my space." Yeah.
- 4:23So he wakes up the next morning feeling great.
- 4:25Saturday he's fine.
- 4:27He's like,"I want to go get a biscuit." And I'm like,"Babe, fine.
- 4:31Whatever." He does okay Saturday.
- 4:33We ate soup for lunch and soup for dinner because whatever, just trying to- Ease back in ease back into it- Yeah and not just go into a smorgasbord of food.
- 4:41I got up yesterday, I went to church and went to lunch after, and,, Brian's like,"Will you bring me something?" I'm like,"Yeah.
- 4:46What, what do you want?" I got an order of fries.
- 4:48Mm-hmm.
- 4:49I ate half of the fries.
- 4:50Brian's like,"Give me a chicken sandwich with onions and pickles." So of course he had stomach pain again yesterday.
- 4:56I'm like,"Oh, my God." He's like,"What can I take?" I was like,"Okay, so it's probably like the lining of your stomach is irritated." I mean, I'm not a medical personnel.
- 5:04Don't listen to this, people.
- 5:05Whatever.
- 5:05I'm like, don't take any, Motrin or anything that's gonna aggravate the lining of your stomach, and stop with the Pepto if you're still doing that- it's just been, it's been gr- so my weekend was great, Steph.
- 5:15My weekend was great.
- 5:17I hope you feel better, Bren.
- 5:19Thank you for the well wishes.
- 5:20Now leave my girl alone.
- 5:22Right.
- 5:23Gosh.
- 5:24Just now he was like,"Do you think I can eat some chicken salad?" I'm like,"Whatever." I said, I'll make you some plain rice with...
- 5:28don't...
- 5:29But you can't put anything on it.""No, I don't want that." He wants, like, shrimp sauce on it- Yeah or something.
- 5:33You gotta do the...
- 5:34What was it?
- 5:34The BRAT.
- 5:35BRAT diet.
- 5:35Yeah.
- 5:36Right.
- 5:36I can't.
- 5:37Mm-hmm.
- 5:37Help me help you.
- 5:38Yeah.
- 5:39Jerry Maguire.
- 5:40Anyway, brr, so what are we talking about today?
- 5:42Today is, uh- It's gonna be a great one, I can tell.
- 5:45So our theme is actually dinner, drama, and murder.
- 5:48Murder.
- 5:49Murder.
- 5:51Well, I got, some funny, Thanksgiving crimes.
- 5:56I'm, I'm down with that.
- 5:58I'm down with that.
- 5:59So this is in High Point, North Carolina last year.
- 6:02Okay.
- 6:02On November 13th.
- 6:03Okay.
- 6:04the title is The$4.44 Turkey That Ended in a Shootout.
- 6:09Oh, my gosh.
- 6:10But I wanna know where they got a$4.44 turkey.
- 6:13A customer at Food Lion- Thank you became angry over a Thanksgiving turkey promotion.
- 6:18According to local reporting, the turkey cost$4.44, but the customer had to spend$35 on other groceries to qualify, and that's every year.
- 6:27Mm-hmm.
- 6:27Yeah.
- 6:28I mean- I do that.
- 6:28Do you do that?
- 6:29Yeah.
- 6:30I'm like,"What can I go without today?" Yeah.
- 6:31Just pantry staples, whatever.
- 6:33It doesn't take much now to get to 30 bucks.
- 6:35No.
- 6:35God, no.
- 6:35I'm surprised they hadn't made it, like,$77.
- 6:38Another customer intervened when the argument with an employee escalated.
- 6:41Two customers started fighting, and the altercation moved outside, where both men fired guns.
- 6:46One was wounded in the arm.
- 6:48High Point Police confirmed that the entire incident began with an argument over a turkey.
- 6:52So have you ever witnessed something at a grocery store?
- 6:57No.
- 6:58No?
- 6:58Mm-mm.
- 6:58Have you?
- 6:59I don't think so either.
- 7:00I'm never there for the good stuff.
- 7:01No, The only thing that I've ever participated in, I get upset when people are in my way.
- 7:08Like, you're just standing there looking at the green beans.
- 7:10Just slide over, just- Yeah you see me here.
- 7:12Yeah.
- 7:12You can't miss me.
- 7:14Yeah.
- 7:14I'm heavy breathing in your ear.
- 7:15Well, it's also you know, why- Oh do they put their carts right across from each other and nobody can move on either direction?
- 7:20Makes zero sense.
- 7:21Yeah.
- 7:21It makes no sense.
- 7:22Definitely.
- 7:22Yeah.
- 7:23Speaking of Food Lion though, do you remember in COVID when there was the arrows?
- 7:27Yes Did you follow the rules?
- 7:29I don't think so.
- 7:31I did, and I was like, of course I was like the arrow police when people weren't going the right way.
- 7:35I was giving them dirty looks.
- 7:37I sure showed them.
- 7:38Oops.
- 7:40Yeah, I never saw anything like that before- Mm-mm at a grocery store.
- 7:45Mm-mm.
- 7:45I haven't either.
- 7:46I mean, people have like a attitude, but I never really seen it.
- 7:48I always go in self-checkout, though.
- 7:50I never go to a- Me too a human.
- 7:51You know, people get upset at self-checkout.
- 7:53They're like,"I don't work here, I'm not doing self-checkout." Girl, if I don't have to deal with anybody else but myself and I can handle it, if I have 73 items in here, I'm gonna do self-checkout.
- 8:03Yeah.
- 8:04I'm 100% a self-checkout girl.
- 8:06Yeah, me too.
- 8:07And so many places have them now, like CVS and- I know, it's- Mm-hmm freaking great.
- 8:11There was another case in Baton Rouge, Louisiana- Okay from 2016, and this title is,"She hit her husband with a Thanksgiving turkey." Jeez.
- 8:24I just had a vision of Monica from Friends wearing the turkey on her head.
- 8:29I loved that episode.
- 8:32According to police, a woman named Helen Jackson got into an argument with her husband while he was preparing the Thanksgiving turkey.
- 8:38Things escalated.
- 8:39Police allege that she threatened him with a knife and then struck him with a turkey.
- 8:43She was arrested on aggravated assault and domestic abuse battery charges.
- 8:46Now, she claims, not what the police claim, but she claims is that she took, the husband was carving the turkey- Okay and she took the knife away from him'cause he was like waving it around while they were arguing.
- 8:56Mm-hmm.
- 8:56I could see that.
- 8:56And he was saying that- I'm on her side already.
- 8:59Same.
- 9:00And he was saying that she was threatening him with the knife, and then she threw the turkey at him.
- 9:04But I wanna know what the fight was about.
- 9:06I wanna know what it was too, that you wasted a freaking turkey.
- 9:09What do you think it was about?
- 9:11Something ridiculously stupid.
- 9:13She was sick and he was trying to be sicker.
- 9:17It was probably like,"I already told you that they were coming at 1:30." Yeah.
- 9:21why were you out there blowing leaves?" Yeah.
- 9:23"I like, I told..." You know how men do that stupid stuff.
- 9:25Yes.
- 9:26Or like,"I asked you to clean the, Yeah bathroom." Right.
- 9:28"And it's still not clean, and-" I don't even give- you took the whole day" right.
- 9:31I don't even give like the big tasks.
- 9:33Yeah.
- 9:33It was something stupid like that.
- 9:34Yeah.
- 9:34100%.
- 9:35She was in the right.
- 9:35Yeah.
- 9:36He was wrong.
- 9:36Yeah.
- 9:36Whatever.
- 9:37He deserves a turkey to the head.
- 9:39Yes.
- 9:39Never heard of turkey being a weapon.
- 9:41No, but that's awesome.
- 9:42Mm-hmm.
- 9:42I'm gonna put that in my repertoire.
- 9:44That would hurt.
- 9:45Yeah.
- 9:46What if it had even been frozen?
- 9:47You're adding it to your arsenal.
- 9:49That just clicks.
- 9:52Well, I have an AK and a turkey.
- 9:55Hey, if, the blackout that they're calling for- Yeah is coming and somebody tries...
- 10:00Listen- Good to know I got a frozen turkey.
- 10:02Actually, I got a turkey today.
- 10:03Did you?
- 10:04I did, because there's this thing.
- 10:05Have you seen it on Facebook where it's for Walmart, and you add, um...
- 10:10Okay, I'm gonna tell everybody what it is.
- 10:11It's like a whole meal.
- 10:12Yes.
- 10:12Yeah.
- 10:13So you go into the app, and in the title you add Thanksgiving feast for 10, in your search bar, and it'll pop up and show you all the things.
- 10:19And you add all of the stuff to cart.
- 10:21Mm-hmm.
- 10:21And it's the turkey, the stuffing, a bag of potatoes.
- 10:24All the things.
- 10:25Add it to cart, and it's like 35 bucks.
- 10:27Mm-hmm.
- 10:27And then what you do is you use a coupon code.
- 10:31The one...
- 10:31I did it today.
- 10:32Mm-hmm.
- 10:32The one I used was double 10, D-O-U-B-L-E 1-0, or you can do triple 10, and it gives you 10 bucks off.
- 10:39So it's$25 for it.
- 10:40And most of that I'm gonna be able to donate.
- 10:43Yeah.
- 10:43That's good.
- 10:44I'm gonna keep the turkey for a weapon.
- 10:46In case there's a blackout.
- 10:48But they can have the yams and the, pie crusts.
- 10:52But they did say when I picked it up, the Walmart guy was like,"Is this for you or are you donating again?" And I wanted to say- Does it matter?
- 10:58"Really none ya," but, Half and half?
- 11:00But...
- 11:00Yeah.
- 11:00But I was like,"Well, mostly to donate." And, um, he was like,"Well, just to let you know that it's going on through, sometime in December," he said,"so you can come back and do it again for..." And I was like,"Thank you." Yeah.
- 11:10"Thanks for not gatekeeping that." Yeah.
- 11:11'Cause that'll be good to...
- 11:14All of our people around here, you know, that need that kind of stuff.
- 11:17I'm glad we have some spots to throw that in.
- 11:18Yeah, yeah.
- 11:19So do that people.
- 11:20Go pick it up or have it delivered if you have Walmart Plus.
- 11:22Yep, and if you have Sam's Club, like, the- Oh my God, that's fantastic too.
- 11:25Yeah, the, the Plus membership, you automatically get Walmart Plus.
- 11:28Yes.
- 11:29I love that.
- 11:29Yeah.
- 11:29So I do have Sam's, and I have that.
- 11:31And then I went...
- 11:32Oh my gosh.
- 11:33Totally off the subject.
- 11:34We are not talking about dinner, drama, and murder right now, but, We are talking about dinner correct.
- 11:39Yes.
- 11:40This can be drama.
- 11:41So when I was picking up my stuff I went to the Murphy's gas station right across from Publix- Mm-hmm in that same parking lot.
- 11:48You can put your Walmart information in there.
- 11:50So you go in your Walmart app.
- 11:52There's like a...
- 11:53I don't remember, but you can figure it out'cause you're smart.
- 11:55There's like a gas thing in there, and it'll give you a code, and it takes money off your gas at Murphy's.
- 11:59So if you have Amazon, Prime- Uh-huh at the BP- Uh-huh it's 10 cents off every day or 20 cents off on Fridays.
- 12:08Shut up.
- 12:09Yeah.
- 12:09This is why you need to listen, people.
- 12:12We're just here saving you money.
- 12:13You know what?
- 12:13That's gonna be a new segment.
- 12:14Yeah.
- 12:15'Cause we're both bargain hunters.
- 12:18I have a story, though.
- 12:19Ooh.
- 12:19So this one is from Hendersonville, North Carolina.
- 12:22Okay.
- 12:22I like that we're keeping it local.
- 12:23Yeah.
- 12:23I don't like this person's name.
- 12:25Okay.
- 12:25I have no idea male or female.
- 12:27I think she's female.
- 12:28So look at her name.
- 12:29Gudrun Caspar Linkenkug L- Oh my sweet Jesus.
- 12:34So this is last November, November 30th, 2025.
- 12:38Mm.
- 12:39Not even 365 days.
- 12:40Are you ready?
- 12:41Mm-hmm.
- 12:41Okay, so this is an ongoing criminal case.
- 12:44Ooh.
- 12:45Mm-hmm.
- 12:46Gudrun has pleaded not guilty, and the allegations have not been proven at trial.
- 12:50All right, so Thanksgiving dinner, family, wine, and an industrial chemical apparently.
- 12:56So on November the 30th, 2025, Gudrun, we're just gonna call her Gudrun, hosted a belated Thanksgiving gathering.
- 13:04Family members came to her home in Henderson County in North Carolina, which is like our mountains.
- 13:09Mm-hmm.
- 13:09The meal included two turkeys and plenty of food.
- 13:12Good.
- 13:12Good to know that, right?
- 13:13Guests describe the atmosphere as just a very relaxed place.
- 13:16There was a bottle of Mad Dog 2021.
- 13:19No.
- 13:20No more explanation needed.
- 13:22The end.
- 13:25And it was shared by three guests, so her daughter, Lela, was 32, Maja is her younger daughter, and Richard Pegg is Maja's boyfriend.
- 13:36Okay.
- 13:37Gudrun drank totally different wine.
- 13:39All three of those people became ill.
- 13:41Richard required six days of hospitalization, and Lela, her daughter, was found dead the following day.
- 13:48So toxicology identified Acetonitrile Sure.
- 13:52Mm-hmm, in Lela's blood.
- 13:54It's an industrial chemical that can produce cyanide in the body.
- 13:58They found a bottle labeled"this fun chemical" at Goodrin's home, and prosecutors allege that she searched online for information about the chemical prior to the gathering.
- 14:08She suggested that the wine may have been accidentally contaminated.
- 14:12She was arrested just this January, and, she faces murder and attempted murder charges, and her attorneys still deny anything there.
- 14:21Isn't that crazy?
- 14:22Oh my gosh.
- 14:23Mm-hmm.
- 14:24Sheesh.
- 14:25Mm-hmm.
- 14:26Wow.
- 14:26Her children.
- 14:27Yeah.
- 14:28Oof.
- 14:29Yeah.
- 14:29Okay, well, this is from Massachusetts from 2004, but I was just like, what the heck?
- 14:34The man who got stabbed for bad table manners.
- 14:37Now, table manners I am not big on, but this is a criminal offense for Thanksgiving.
- 14:44Uh-huh.
- 14:45Two relatives criticized Frank Palacios.
- 14:48We chose some, some names this week, didn't we?
- 14:51Yeah.
- 14:51So two relatives criticized him for picking at the Thanksgiving turkey with his fingers- Okay, gross instead of cutting off pieces.
- 14:59According to police, he reacted by stabbing both relatives with the carving knife.
- 15:04So they were picking on him.
- 15:06He was picking on the turkey, and they were picking on him.
- 15:07Mm-hmm.
- 15:08Oh my gosh.
- 15:09He was charged with domestic assault and assault with intent to murder.
- 15:13Now, these were his, like, relatives, like, his family.
- 15:16Yes.
- 15:17That's gross, though.
- 15:18Yeah.
- 15:18Don't pick at it with your fingers.
- 15:20Right.
- 15:20Nasty, he was just mad that he got called out That's, yeah But keep your fingers off the turkey.
- 15:27100%.
- 15:28I'm big on table manners.
- 15:30Yeah.
- 15:30Not like having a napkin across your lap.
- 15:34Yeah.
- 15:34I think it's lovely, but we don't do that in my house.
- 15:36Yeah.
- 15:37We, we eat, eat.
- 15:38Yeah.
- 15:40But just have a little decorum, even if it's your family that you see all the time.
- 15:45Yeah.
- 15:46Okay, even if you do that, on a normal basis, you just grab something off the table- Yeah it's a holiday.
- 15:50Right.
- 15:51Well, and it's not like...
- 15:52Okay, I can, understand picking up one thing off.
- 15:56Yeah.
- 15:56It's like getting a chip out of a basket.
- 15:57Right You grab.
- 15:58But to continually, to break off the chip and just break off the chip.
- 16:01But, but it's- To, to break off pieces- But it's a bird but to break off pieces of a freaking poultry bird.
- 16:09I just...
- 16:10Manners are just gone, though, you know?
- 16:12They are, yeah.
- 16:12So jumping on that same thing that we were just talking about, I feel like when somebody invites you to dinner- Mm-hmm there are some, like, unwritten rules, and some of those are, like, don't show up empty-handed.
- 16:25Yeah.
- 16:26I was never really taught that'cause, I don't know, I guess that's just not how I was grown, but I've learned that that's, you show up with something.
- 16:34Bring something, yeah.
- 16:34It doesn't matter what it is.
- 16:35You just show up with some kind of a something, either to be eaten or drank that night, or just as a gift to your host.
- 16:41Right.
- 16:41And Brian's always like,"What are you taking it for?
- 16:43They told us not to bring anything." I was like,"Everybody says that." No, you still do that.
- 16:46Yeah.
- 16:46So,, just wondering, though, how do you feel about, people criticizing the food of the person that's cooked?
- 16:53Well, okay, how bad is the food?
- 16:55Are we talking like you're choking on the turkey dry?
- 16:58Yeah.
- 16:58Or- Yeah, it's pretty shitty.
- 17:00I still wouldn't say anything.
- 17:01I don't think I would either.
- 17:02I would probably whisper it to you.
- 17:03Right.
- 17:04Right.
- 17:05We're going,"What?" I'd be like...
- 17:05No, I'd be like texting- Are we going to kettle corn after this?
- 17:08I'd be texting you like,"Uh, what's our backup plan?" Marks and Chips and Salsa after this, or what are we doing?
- 17:14Yeah, I don't think I would criticize the food either.
- 17:17I think I would try to be polite about it.
- 17:18Yeah.
- 17:19And- Dump some more gravy on that shit and move on.
- 17:23The bread can't be that bad.
- 17:25Get some rolls- Yeah and just do something.
- 17:28Right.
- 17:28How about making in- inappropriate comments about somebody else's, family situation at the table?
- 17:33Oh, no.
- 17:33Mm-hmm.
- 17:34No, you're just asking to get, something thrown at you.
- 17:36Yeah.
- 17:36That- Turkey.
- 17:39That is a throwable offense.
- 17:42Agreed.
- 17:43Definitely no politics and no financial stuff and no religion stuff.
- 17:46No.
- 17:47So these people that try to bring that up- Mm stop.
- 17:50Yes.
- 17:51None of that.
- 17:51No.
- 17:52We're just gonna talk about happy, feel-good stuff.
- 17:53Yes.
- 17:54How do you feel about, people, get drunk and become everybody's problem, or is that you?
- 17:59I don't believe that's me.
- 18:00You don't, you don't...
- 18:01I know you don't drink right now.
- 18:02I know you're not, you're, you don't drink.
- 18:03But, I don't think even when I did drink I was, anybody's problem really.
- 18:06Right I think every family has that person.
- 18:09Mm-hmm.
- 18:09And, I'm gonna try to be her this year.
- 18:11Are you?
- 18:11That's my goal.
- 18:13I'll let you know how it goes.
- 18:15What is worse, showing up an hour late- Like, you're the host and somebody shows up an hour late, or you're the guest and the food, is hours later, than what you're anticipated.
- 18:26To me, if you- The food- Yeah is late- Yeah you think,"I'm gonna be starving in a-" You show up like- You have no option to feed yourself.
- 18:34Like- What if it's a double whammy and it's the food is late and then it's shitty food?
- 18:38Yeah.
- 18:39Then you turn into the drunk person that's throwing the turkey.
- 18:42Well, if the food's late, I'm probably drunk by that point.
- 18:44Yeah.
- 18:45And then it's your problem- because you made me wait for the food.
- 18:48This is all your fault.
- 18:50And then I'm drinking on an empty stomach.
- 18:52Yeah.
- 18:52That's not my fault.
- 18:53Right.
- 18:54That's, at that point, that's on you.
- 18:56That's on you.
- 18:57What about if you show up and they, hand you a potato peeler,"Get to work"?
- 19:00I'd ask if they need help.
- 19:01Right.
- 19:01I would totally be okay.
- 19:02I feel like I always ask that, too.
- 19:03Yeah.
- 19:04Like,"Here's your bottle of wine that I bought you, and can I do anything to help?" Right.
- 19:07I would totally be okay with that.
- 19:08Yeah.
- 19:08Me too.
- 19:09Some people that I was reading up on are like,"No, I'd be so offended if somebody asked me." I was like- No where do you come from?
- 19:14Let me help.
- 19:15What do you come from?
- 19:16Yeah.
- 19:16What's the worst thing that you think the dinner guest could do?
- 19:19So you're a hostess.
- 19:20What would be, like, one of the most, or a couple of just the worst...
- 19:24i would hate to be criticized after I've gone to all this trouble, not just cooking the meal and inviting, but you know, all the things that go with that, the cleaning the house, the shopping and everything.
- 19:34Just be gracious.
- 19:35Right.
- 19:36Agreed.
- 19:36I think somebody being like,"This is just pure crap," My, my brother is, a poker.
- 19:41Uh-huh.
- 19:41And knows what buttons to push to start stuff.
- 19:44Mm-hmm.
- 19:45Mm-hmm.
- 19:45And so I think bringing up something that you know is going to cause an explosion- Mm-hmm and just ruin the entire rest of the night.
- 19:53Just to, like, drop the match and then- Yeah sit back and watch it- Uh-huh explode.
- 19:56Yeah.
- 19:57Okay.
- 19:57I think that type of thing- Yeah would be worse to me.
- 20:01Mm-hmm.
- 20:01'Cause it would be the rest of the night for everybody.
- 20:03Yeah.
- 20:03Like, it's not just insulting me- Right about the food.
- 20:06Like, it would be- You've, you've ruined the entire- For everybody evening for everybody.
- 20:10Right.
- 20:10Yeah.
- 20:11Not only all of the work that you've done to prepare and go into it, but everybody that's taken the time to come and, yeah, agreed.
- 20:18How late is too late to arrive?
- 20:19So you say,"Okay, come on over at 6:00.
- 20:21We'll probably eat around 6:30 or so, 7:00." How late is too late for somebody to show up for the meal?
- 20:26I don't care how late it is.
- 20:28If I've already got other people that are there, we're gonna eat without you.
- 20:30Yeah, same.
- 20:31Yeah.
- 20:31Yeah.
- 20:31I'd say I'd wait, like, maybe 15 minutes, 20 minutes, and then I would start serving the food- Yeah past whatever time I told you we were gonna eat.
- 20:37Yeah.
- 20:38So like 7:15 then?
- 20:39Yeah, 7:15, 7:00.
- 20:40Okay.
- 20:40That's good.
- 20:41Yeah.
- 20:41That's good.
- 20:41I was thinking, barely that.
- 20:43I told you what time to be here.
- 20:44Yeah.
- 20:44I told you we were gonna eat at the latest at 7:00, and you're still not here at 7:00?
- 20:48Like- I give you, like, a 15-minute grace period.
- 20:50Oh, you'll just kill some time by doing something.
- 20:52Yeah.
- 20:53Like,"Does anybody want another drink?" Yeah.
- 20:54Okay.
- 20:55Restaurants usually give you about a 15-minute grace period for reservations.
- 20:58So I'll give you the same grace.
- 21:00So you're gonna do that too?
- 21:02Yeah.
- 21:02Have you ever been to a family dinner where somebody's, made a crazy announcement?
- 21:07No.
- 21:08Me neither.
- 21:08Mm-mm.
- 21:09I've never had anybody, do the tap on the thing and say...
- 21:11First of all, most of the places that we have family dinners, there's no tapping of glasses.
- 21:15No, it's Russell who does it.
- 21:17Yeah.
- 21:19I've never, I've never experienced the crazy announcement of We're engaged or pregnant Yeah expected or unexpected Mm-mm.
- 21:27I've always wanted kind of to be in that environment.
- 21:29I've never- Yeah I don't know why.
- 21:31I- Maybe this is the year.
- 21:32Maybe.
- 21:33We'll see how do you feel about, when an old family argument would resurface?
- 21:39Oh, I hate that.
- 21:40Is that part of like your brother's stuff?
- 21:41Yeah,, his claim to fame and what he does is brings up stuff that we never got caught in childhood for- Mm and then he will- Wow.
- 21:50My sister does that sometimes too.
- 21:51And it's like for- Well, I mean, my mom's dead now, so it doesn't matter, but- But like shock value.
- 21:56Yeah And then I'm like,“Dude, if I didn't get caught in high school, why are you trying to rat me out now?” Well, yeah, that and like she'll say it in front of Jackson.
- 22:02Mm.
- 22:03And I mean, Jackson knows that I wasn't perfect.
- 22:04I'm never gonna go into all the details of how I'm not perfect because there's only just like two, but there's a time and a place.
- 22:11And him sitting there, I'm not even gonna say it here'cause- Yeah you might post a clip of this but just like, girl.
- 22:19Yeah.
- 22:20Yeah.
- 22:20What are we doing?
- 22:21Same.
- 22:21Yeah.
- 22:22I don't even know, man.
- 22:23One thing that irks me, and I've been in this situation before, and not an irk, but just like, holy crap, I really wish I would've known.
- 22:32Have you ever been to a home where it's like you're, you're holding your breath right now like what is she gonna say?
- 22:39And it's not even that bad.
- 22:40Like I appreciate this, okay, been somewhere where they ask you to take your shoes off.
- 22:44Yes.
- 22:45I don't have a problem with taking my shoes off, but I need to prepare.
- 22:48Right.
- 22:48So I have on my good socks.
- 22:49Right.
- 22:50Right.
- 22:51And I don't really know how you put that on the Thanksgiving invite.
- 22:53Yeah.
- 22:54But I need to know.
- 22:56So we just start carrying a pair of extra socks in our purse.
- 22:58Yes.
- 23:00Or like the hospital booties.
- 23:02Yeah.
- 23:02Just put those on.
- 23:03The slipper socks.
- 23:05Right.
- 23:05Like the, the comfy ones.
- 23:06Yeah.
- 23:07Yeah.
- 23:07Yeah.
- 23:08With like the no slip grip.
- 23:09That are like one size fits nobody.
- 23:13Come up to your knees.
- 23:13And there's not a heel on them.
- 23:15The grip is just like on one side, you don't even know.
- 23:19Yeah.
- 23:20I just need some warning.
- 23:21I'm totally fine.
- 23:22I love that idea.
- 23:23I try to not wear shoes in our house, but nobody else follows the rule, just because of germs and- And we have dogs, so they bring everything in anyway I know, it doesn't really matter.
- 23:30Yeah.
- 23:30Did I tell you I got a Roomba?
- 23:32No.
- 23:33Hang on.
- 23:34I got one about a month ago.
- 23:36Uh-huh.
- 23:37Speaking of dogs.
- 23:38Does it fill up like super fast?
- 23:40Yeah.
- 23:43But I have it programmed to do this front side of the house and then like the bedroom and the bathroom and different parts, so it's not overflowing.
- 23:51Mine would get like a square foot and it'd be full of dog hair.
- 23:54Well, Rex is different than my guys.
- 23:55Mine's just like short, little pine straw- Yeah needles it feels like.
- 23:58But it is the best thing ever.
- 24:00Mm-hmm.
- 24:01I don't know why I waited.
- 24:02I know I waited.
- 24:03I was terrified.
- 24:04I was like,"I don't even know how to work these things.
- 24:05They're like aliens." Did you see they have those for the grass?
- 24:09Shut up.
- 24:10They cut the grass?
- 24:10Yes.
- 24:11No, I need to keep Hale's Lawn Care.
- 24:13Don't anybody look that up, it's a lie.
- 24:15Steph's lying to us all.
- 24:16They've got a lawnmower.
- 24:17It looks like a Roomba.
- 24:19That's really cool.
- 24:19And you just set the parameters of your yard.
- 24:21That is so cool.
- 24:22Uh-huh.
- 24:23So they also have, a invisible fence that you can do like that.
- 24:27Do y'all have that here?
- 24:27No.
- 24:28They have one like that, too, that you can do, either by GPS- Mm or just by like territory, and it just, you set the parameters and then put the little thing on there and yeah.
- 24:37I think I'm gonna get one of those.
- 24:38Yeah.
- 24:39Oh, but technology stuff.
- 24:40Yeah.
- 24:41Oh my God.
- 24:41I am so sorry.
- 24:42We just go off the rail.
- 24:43I know.
- 24:43Like, it just gets worse- Yeah and worse.
- 24:46A friend of mine lives really close to one of the Walmarts, and she just needed like something, so she...
- 24:50A drone delivered it to her house.
- 24:52She shared a picture of like the drone, like I felt like I was watching Hunger Games.
- 24:59Crazy.
- 25:00Wow.
- 25:01Mm-hmm.
- 25:01So we got robots cutting the grass, we got drones delivering stuff.
- 25:05Mm-hmm.
- 25:05But how do you prove, they delivered to the wrong house?
- 25:08If it gets delivered to the wrong house.
- 25:10Yeah.
- 25:10Oh, I'm sure just everything's recorded.
- 25:12Oh, okay.
- 25:12And all that stuff.
- 25:13Well.
- 25:14Crazy.
- 25:15And you're just standing out there like,"Wow." I know.
- 25:17And she didn't get it, when it dropped, she got on it...
- 25:20I guess she didn't know and she just saw it flying away and she was like,"Oh my God, I gotta get that." Could, could you imagine like eggs?
- 25:25Oh.
- 25:26I hope they're very selective.
- 25:28I hope she got a frozen turkey.
- 25:29Yeah.
- 25:31It drops on somebody's head.
- 25:32Oh.
- 25:32Oh, that's a weapon.
- 25:34Exactly.
- 25:35That...
- 25:35Oh.
- 25:37That is the whole point.
- 25:39Maybe she's like me and she needed toilet paper.
- 25:41A loaf of bread.
- 25:43Yes.
- 25:43Yes.
- 25:44That's funny.
- 25:44That is funny.
- 25:45You know what always thought sounded fun?
- 25:47Huh?
- 25:47Have you ever heard of a, a progressive dinner party?
- 25:50A what?
- 25:51Progressive.
- 25:52I don't mean, progressive as in, modern.
- 25:54But like progressive as, okay, so there's like five families- Uh-huh and they go from house to house- Oh, great for each course.
- 26:01So, the first one is, apps and drinks, and then you go to somebody else's house for, salad and- Yeah.
- 26:05If you all live close, that would be great.
- 26:07I think so too, and if I had that many friends, it'd be a lot of fun.
- 26:11I just- we'd just be going back and forth to each other's house.
- 26:14Go ahead, go ahead, Jasmine.
- 26:17Yeah.
- 26:17Oh, so we got three.
- 26:18So three.
- 26:18Yeah.
- 26:18So apps.
- 26:19Main, main meal's at Jazz's.
- 26:21Oh, yeah.
- 26:21One, yeah.
- 26:21Main meal's definitely at Jazz's.
- 26:23So one of us can do apps and one dessert.
- 26:25Okay.
- 26:25That would work.
- 26:26Done.
- 26:26Yeah.
- 26:27Well, I s- found the funniest Reddit post, and so I think we should read the comment section.
- 26:33I love the comments on these things.
- 26:35Oh.
- 26:35I follow so many people where their, their byline is, like, to the comments.
- 26:39Yeah.
- 26:39Yeah.
- 26:39Okay.
- 26:40What do we got?
- 26:40The title is What Was Your Thanksgiving Drama This Year?
- 26:44Okay.
- 26:44And- That's wide open There was, like, 16,000 comments.
- 26:48Oh my God.
- 26:49So we're just gonna grab a couple.
- 26:51We don't have time to go through all of those.
- 26:53Yeah.
- 26:53TaterTot464- Mm-hmm says,"Half the family didn't show up, so my dad started doing impressions of them." Oh my gosh.
- 27:00Now, could you do impressions of people?
- 27:02Yeah.
- 27:03Yeah.
- 27:03I could,'cause I kinda do some of them now.
- 27:07Specific ones, and I love them, but you know, we all have our flaws, and there's always specific things.
- 27:14So Thanksgiving Day we always eat at Brian's family's house.
- 27:17Mm-hmm.
- 27:17And there's specific things that everybody brings every year.
- 27:20It's kind of like the unofficial assigned stuff.
- 27:22Right.
- 27:22And the commentary with each item is the same every year.
- 27:26And I'm like...
- 27:27So yeah, could definitely do the impressions.
- 27:29Could definitely do the impressions.
- 27:35This one here.
- 27:37Uh-huh.
- 27:37"A large mixing bowl full of yams disappeared into nothing while everyone was trying to get food on the table.
- 27:43We've looked absolutely everywhere there is to look, and it's just gone.
- 27:47Nine people seriously questioning their sanity now.
- 27:50There's lots of things that could've happened to the yams themselves, but the bowl being missing is a real head-scratcher." A comment under that is,"Eight questioning sanity, one pretending." One pretending.
- 28:01Absolutely.
- 28:02You're the one.
- 28:03You would hide them in the yams, wouldn't you?
- 28:06Yeah.
- 28:06I'm picturing, like, one of the kids dropped the bowl- Uh-huh like, and sma- the bowl like shattered- Oh and hurried and cleaned it up and threw it out and be like,"I don't know what happened." Oh, I'm picturing somebody literally hid it just to be a jerk.
- 28:17Oh.
- 28:19Your brother.
- 28:19Yeah.
- 28:22Um, my dad's wife is back on meth.
- 28:24Oh, okay.
- 28:25Stop.
- 28:25Stop.
- 28:27She hid his keys inside his car so that he can't find them, but it will start, push start car, so she can drive without him knowing.
- 28:35She also stuck a magnet tracker under the seat.
- 28:39I also found out that my cousin with Down syndrome can knock back whiskey just like she's drinking water.
- 28:43She parties harder than I ever could.
- 28:45I'm jealous.
- 28:47My gosh.
- 28:48There's so much to unpack in that.
- 28:49Yeah.
- 28:50I can't even spend any time on that one.
- 28:52Two bites into my meal at my mother-in-law's house, my Ring doorbell alerted me to someone ringing my doorbell.
- 28:57I pulled it up to catch an old man entering my house.
- 29:00I bolted out of my chair and went home.
- 29:02She lives close.
- 29:03I get there, no one is there.
- 29:04I pull up the video to see exited like 20 seconds after he entered, grumbling,"Hmm, wrong house." Funny thing was that we were leaving, I thought to myself,"Did I lock the front door?" What are the fucking odds?
- 29:16My food was still warm when I got back to my mother-in-law's house.
- 29:20Somebody said,"I walked into the wrong house on Thanksgiving two years ago.
- 29:23I was 24.
- 29:24As soon as I walked in, I saw some people I never seen before.
- 29:27Turned around and said,'Bye.'" It was then that I realized that a lot of people leave their front door unlocked on Thanksgiving.
- 29:34The way that some of my family is, I would just think it was family members I'd never seen before.
- 29:39Yeah.
- 29:39And I'd just be like-"What's up?" Right.
- 29:42"Stephanie." Yeah.
- 29:43"Parker.""Got the mac and cheese." Yeah.
- 29:46That's great.
- 29:48That's hilarious.
- 29:48I have never done that before, but I have gotten into the wrong car and- Oh, yeah thought- Oh, yeah and, I literally sat down and, put the keys in the ignition, and it wouldn't start, and I'm, like, looking around.
- 29:58I'm like,"Well, that doesn't look like it's mine." Not done that, but attempted to get in while the correct owner was watching me, probably thinking I was stealing their Honda CRV.
- 30:08I was not.
- 30:09Yeah.
- 30:09I did tell you that I, banged on the wrong hotel room door or something one time, and Paw Paw there was, like, wanting my groceries.
- 30:16Oh, my gosh.
- 30:18In-laws are visiting from out of town, except father-in-law decided to leave yesterday and go home before Thanksgiving and did not come back.
- 30:24He told my wife and I, just not his wife.
- 30:28Mother-in-law's still here.
- 30:29FYI, this is normal for him.
- 30:31They have got a relationship, don't they?
- 30:33There is probably some family drama that- Oh, yeah that he stays.
- 30:37Oh, yeah.
- 30:38He might be one of these others that we've talked about today.
- 30:41Yeah.
- 30:41He might be a turkey thrower, might be a s- a, a turkey picker.
- 30:46Mm-hmm.
- 30:46Okay.
- 30:47Oh.
- 30:47Oh, yeah, I got this one.
- 30:48You step back.
- 30:51Okay, I might win this year.
- 30:53My uncle's girlfriend, who mind you spent several years in prison for manslaughter, went after him with a knife, ended up stabbing him a couple times.
- 30:59No serious wounds, as he managed to overpower her and get the knife away, but my God, it's redneck entertainment at its finest.
- 31:06Yes, she's now sitting in jail.
- 31:08Edit, need to add that they didn't break up a- until after their court date.
- 31:12Apparently she expected him to post bail, and that was the final straw.
- 31:16Oh, my God.
- 31:17See, our families are normal compared to this I, I think so.
- 31:20I- Makes me feel better.
- 31:21Oh, yeah.
- 31:22All right, we'll do, like, two more.
- 31:23Okay.
- 31:24"Had to call a tow truck on some teenager, friend of front neighbor's kid, because he wouldn't move his car that was blocking my mom's driveway.
- 31:31She told him to move it since she needed to, get something for dinner.
- 31:34He answered that he shouldn't have to move because it's a public street.
- 31:38I go get the stuff and then get home.
- 31:40I again tell him to move it because I want to park up the driveway.
- 31:44Shouts at me that I can find parking on the street.
- 31:47Now he has no car for Thanksgiving and cop gave him a ticket." Which, dumb, but it's not public parking in front of a driveway.
- 31:53No.
- 31:54No, and especially not when you're blocking somebody else's.
- 31:57But, you know, kids are so arrogant.
- 31:59Uh-huh.
- 31:59Ugh.
- 32:00Yeah, I could see that being a serious thing.
- 32:03But here's, here's the comment that's right under it,"What an asshole and a dipshit.
- 32:07Anyone with half a brain and a driver's license could tell you you can't block a driveway." Well, I'm glad to know we have half a brain because that's what we just said.
- 32:14This person's name was I Hate Punctuation.
- 32:15That's- Same you know.
- 32:17No, actually, I'm a punctuation.
- 32:18"My mother-in-law always buys Thanksgiving dinner, and this time she didn't notice she bought the raw turkey, and it wasn't until an hour before dinner when she learned she had to cook it rather than just warm it up." But it would take longer than an hour to warm up.
- 32:31I would think so, but the comment underneath it says,"How was the pizza?" Amen.
- 32:36Is there any pizza places open, though, on- Well, everybody's got a frozen pizza in their fridge or a frozen something.
- 32:42Frozen something.
- 32:43Yeah.
- 32:43Well, that was a pasta.
- 32:45Yeah, pasta.
- 32:46I, I mean- what would you...
- 32:48If that happened to your house, and you were hosting, and your turkey, what would you, grab that you could fix real fast?
- 32:53What do you...
- 32:5317 Hot Pockets?
- 32:57Some Crustables?
- 32:58No.
- 32:58Oh, yeah.
- 32:59That would go.
- 33:00Cut them in quarters.
- 33:02Spread them out nicely on a platter.
- 33:04Make them in the shape of a turkey.
- 33:06That'd be great.
- 33:06Ooh, you can make them like feathers.
- 33:09Especially if you had different flavors.
- 33:10Yeah.
- 33:10I just tried the raspberry ones.
- 33:12Uh-huh.
- 33:12So good.
- 33:13I can't eat them.
- 33:14Gluten.
- 33:15You're gonna make this over.
- 33:17Well, you know.
- 33:18I'm just kidding.
- 33:19I'm not dramatic at all.
- 33:20Well, I am.
- 33:24I want to cry.
- 33:25Yeah.
- 33:26You wanna play a game?
- 33:27Always.
- 33:28Before we get to our book.
- 33:28Yep.
- 33:29Thanksgiving Family Court.
- 33:30Okay.
- 33:31So, I'm gonna read the offense.
- 33:34They can be forgiven, they can be banned for Thanksgiving for one year- Okay or they're permanently removed from the holiday guest list.
- 33:40Okay.
- 33:40All right, the offense.
- 33:42Aunt Linda announces your pregnancy- Wait, timeout.
- 33:44Oh.
- 33:44Are there twists in this one like there was last week?
- 33:46No.
- 33:46Okay.
- 33:47No.
- 33:47Okay.
- 33:48Go ahead.
- 33:48I- Aunt Linda.
- 33:49Aunt Linda announces your pregnancy to everyone before you've told anybody.
- 33:52Banned.
- 33:53Get out, Linda.
- 33:56Nobody liked her sweet potato casserole anyway.
- 34:00She put raisins in it?
- 34:01She did put raisins in the potato salad.
- 34:03Nobody wants you here.
- 34:04Cousin Brittany brings her married boyfriend to Thanksgiving and introduces him as her soulmate.
- 34:10I mean, I wanna keep him there just because I feel like there's gonna be some entertainment value in things.
- 34:13Forgiven.
- 34:14Yeah.
- 34:16I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear nothing.
- 34:17No.
- 34:18I might egg it on a little bit.
- 34:19Yeah.
- 34:19I'd be,"Well, what makes you think that, Brett?" Ask the wife.
- 34:24Yeah.
- 34:26Stir the pot a little bit.
- 34:27Oh, yeah.
- 34:28Uncle Rick eats the crispy turkey skin straight off the bird before dinner.
- 34:31We just talked about this.
- 34:32That is a criminal offense.
- 34:34It is a criminal offense.
- 34:35And I- You get the turkey done on your head.
- 34:36Yeah.
- 34:37I, I'm thinking you can come back next year, but, like...
- 34:39I think, no, he, he has to skip one year.
- 34:41Removed for a full year.
- 34:42Yeah.
- 34:43He doesn't get to come to holidays next year.
- 34:44Yeah.
- 34:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 34:44You can co- yeah, skip a year, come back next, yeah.
- 34:46And, and if you haven't learned your lesson- Then you're banned then you're banned for life.
- 34:49Yeah.
- 34:49Yeah.
- 34:50Your mother-in-law brings her own gravy and announces yours is terrible.
- 34:54Oh my God, I wanna cry just hearing this.
- 34:57Banned for life.
- 34:58Get outta here.
- 34:59I'm sad for this person, this im- this imaginary person that they're- Get what you get- The mother- And you don't pitch a fit.
- 35:06Don't pitch a fit.
- 35:06Yeah.
- 35:07Yeah, I'm sad.
- 35:08First of all, they need a divorce.
- 35:10Yes.
- 35:11Well, and the mother-in-law.
- 35:12It depends on how the husband- supports the wife.
- 35:14if he's like- Yeah"Mama, give me your gravy" Right you need to go, too.
- 35:18You can go with your mama.
- 35:19Yes.
- 35:21You and your mama.
- 35:22Oh, my goodness.
- 35:23Okay, I'm too sad to talk about that one anymore.
- 35:25Okay.
- 35:25Your sister-in-law brings seven unexpected guests and only one bag of dinner rolls.
- 35:30I think you're banned for life.
- 35:31Banned for life, you and your seven guests.
- 35:33You gotta give me some kinda heads up so I can get the Uncrustables out.
- 35:37Or the Hot Pockets.
- 35:40You just, I don't, uh, bring as many people as you want to, but I just need some heads up.
- 35:43Bring as many people as you want to, but they are getting the Hot Pockets.
- 35:46Oh, good point.
- 35:49But I do want the Uncrustables.
- 35:53Your cousin secretly takes home every leftover container before anyone else finishes eating.
- 35:59They're banned for life.
- 36:00Forever.
- 36:00Because they probably didn't even bring anything.
- 36:02Right.
- 36:03Ugh.
- 36:03I hate those people.
- 36:04Yeah, same.
- 36:06Oh, that would make me so mad.
- 36:07Me too.
- 36:08Goodbye.
- 36:08That was your last meal you're there.
- 36:09They, they are the ones that brought either the rolls or the ice.
- 36:12Yeah.
- 36:13That's those people.
- 36:16And they're 37.
- 36:17And they stole your containers.
- 36:19And they took my Rubbermaid.
- 36:20That stuff's expensive.
- 36:22And I finally found lids that matched all of the bottoms.
- 36:25Yeah, that's a whole thing.
- 36:26Oh, gosh, yeah.
- 36:27That, just note to self, I need to get more of that stuff.
- 36:30your brother proposes to his girlfriend during your Thanksgiving toast.
- 36:34I'm okay with that.
- 36:35I'm thankful, yeah.
- 36:35If I like her.
- 36:36Yeah.
- 36:38Good point.
- 36:40Or that could cause some family drama- Right at the dinner table.
- 36:42Right.
- 36:44Your aunt announces that everyone must pay$25 to enter her house for Thanksgiving.
- 36:50I mean, I'm just leaving.
- 36:52I don't think there's any judge that needs to say anything there, especially if I made something that probably cost more than$25.
- 36:58Yeah.
- 36:58Which is everything these days.
- 37:00I saw, a lot of Reddit posts, though, that was like,"Am I the a-hole for, not going to Thanksgiving because the host didn't want anybody to bring anything?
- 37:10They just wanted them to contribute financially." And I think one or the other is fine.
- 37:15Right.
- 37:15To be honest.
- 37:15But it was like, I mean, it was like exorbitant financially.
- 37:17It was like- Oh$100 or whatever.
- 37:19Like, something crazy.
- 37:20You're- Not even, for the family.
- 37:21It was, per person.
- 37:22Yeah, no, let's just take up love offering.
- 37:24Give what you can.
- 37:26Pass the collection plate.
- 37:27Yeah.
- 37:28I'm okay, honestly, I'm okay with either Was it you I was talking about this with?
- 37:32When you host something and people forget stuff- Mm-hmm and you have to cover it anyway, like, I'd rather go ahead and have the things, y'all reimburse me- Yeah I'm fine with that.
- 37:41Unless, okay, so here's the other side of it then, right?
- 37:44Like, so everybody then s- just starts expecting you to do everything.
- 37:47Yeah.
- 37:48The family keeps growing.
- 37:49Yeah.
- 37:50You're- Cost keeps growing.
- 37:53I can see where that would, like, just snowball and turn into a big- Yeah thing A big expense.
- 37:57I just don't like to be expected...
- 37:59I don't mind doing things, and I love- Mm-hmm doing things for people.
- 38:02I don't want to be expected to.
- 38:04Right.
- 38:04Like, I don't want you to- I want- assume- Correct that I'm gonna do it.
- 38:08I like doing it.
- 38:10I like- But don't take advantage of it.
- 38:11Right, and I like doing it when I can.
- 38:14When, on my terms.
- 38:15When, yeah, well, yeah, exactly.
- 38:17But I mean, if it's something that's like an extra or a plus, it should kind of be on your terms.
- 38:21Yeah.
- 38:21Like, it shouldn't be they're demanding something that you're trying to give generously and they want it a specific way.
- 38:27That's just ungrateful, and they need to stop.
- 38:29Mm-hmm.
- 38:29So I'm with you, on, kind of on my terms- Yeah when I want to do things for you.
- 38:34Yeah.
- 38:34And when I do things, I need you to be really appreciative.
- 38:37Right, yeah.
- 38:38You better be saying thank you.
- 38:39Say thank you.
- 38:40you know what I hate?
- 38:41What?
- 38:42I hate cloth napkins.
- 38:44I think they're gross.
- 38:45I do too.
- 38:46I think they're gross.
- 38:47Cloth napkins.
- 38:48Pe- and people use them all the time at, weddings and stuff.
- 38:52I think they're gross.
- 38:53Ugh.
- 38:54I know.
- 38:55I don't like it.
- 38:55I don't like it either.
- 38:57They're like supposed to be fancy and Like hard, but I don't know.
- 39:00Oh.
- 39:01So most of the time when you go somewhere like a wedding or whatever, they're usually new.
- 39:06Like I'm having to pop the tags off of them.
- 39:08I'm going to pop them tags.
- 39:10Pop them tags.
- 39:10Um- I was right there with you but like restaurants, like we went to Outback the other day, which was phenomenal, but still, are you bleaching this?
- 39:19Mm.
- 39:19What are you doing with...
- 39:20I, I brought my own napkin.
- 39:22Thank you, though.
- 39:23That's a lot of what, babe.
- 39:25Yeah.
- 39:26Oh, man.
- 39:26Yeah.
- 39:27Yeah.
- 39:27X, gross, gross me.
- 39:28That's pro- I know it's better for the environment, but I'm with you.
- 39:30That's one of those things that I'm like- Don't like it what if somebody sneezed in this?
- 39:34Okay, I gotta stop'cause I'm gonna go down this whole trail that I don't wanna go.
- 39:38Yeah.
- 39:38Okay.
- 39:39Gross.
- 39:40Yeah.
- 39:40Okay.
- 39:41Well, next week- We are, switching it up, because the last two books have been a flop for us, so we are gonna watch a movie.
- 39:50Yeah.
- 39:50What's wrong with us?
- 39:51Like we're- these books are just- We've been struggling lately we're just in a place.
- 39:55So we're gonna do a movie next week, and I'm really excited about this movie.
- 39:58It's called Friendsgiving.
- 39:59And it's from 2020.
- 40:00It's on Peacock.
- 40:01Yes.
- 40:01Yeah.
- 40:02So I am excited to watch a movie, and so- Me too.
- 40:04It looks kind of like, not rom-com-ish but just drama and funny and randomness, I think.
- 40:10I'm picturing it's totally gonna be different than this, but like The Hangover at Thanksgiving dinner.
- 40:14You know?
- 40:15That would be epic.
- 40:15I need that.
- 40:16Oh my God, that would be epic.
- 40:18Right.
- 40:19Trademark.
- 40:21Copyright.
- 40:21Yeah.
- 40:21Thank you.
- 40:22I looked at you like,"Say my words that I'm trying to say." No, I was trying to get it out, but I couldn't- It wasn't, it wasn't flowing- You don't take our freaking idea.
- 40:31We are, are claiming this right now.
- 40:33Yeah.
- 40:33Okay.
- 40:34And we can cast it'cause we're gonna be good at that.
- 40:36Yes.
- 40:37Okay, so what?
- 40:38We should just make it.
- 40:39We can.
- 40:40Just get drunk.
- 40:42Start making a movie.
- 40:44I mean, just showing up- Hangover yeah.
- 40:46Showing up at everybody's house, just crashing Thanksgiving Like I, I think like Wedding Crashers but Make It Thanksgiving.
- 40:54Perfect Yeah.
- 40:55Okay, so next week is Friendsgiving.
- 40:57Yeah Movie from 2020.
- 40:58Yes.
- 40:59Peacock.
- 40:59And so if you are not a bookie, you can exit now.
- 41:02Please come back next week- Mm-hmm for all the family dramas and our movie.
- 41:06And I normally make fun of you'cause you don't read, but books have been sucking lately, so.
- 41:09Oh, I've been struggling.
- 41:10Yeah, so not making fun of you.
- 41:12You're making good choices.
- 41:13We love you.
- 41:14We love you.
- 41:14Bye.
- 41:15Five star review.
- 41:16Okay, so this week, It was The Hunting Party by Lucy Foley.
- 41:19Yes.
- 41:19Okay, go ahead.
- 41:20Sorry.
- 41:20I don't know what was off, but it was just off.
- 41:24The whole book?
- 41:24Yeah.
- 41:24Okay.
- 41:25Yeah, same.
- 41:26I mean, I hated it.
- 41:27I made it, I think, like 40% through- Yeah and I was like- I finished it.
- 41:30I just- Did you?
- 41:31didn't love it.
- 41:33Like- did any of it like end up making sense?
- 41:36I mean, like you got out, like who did it- Yeah and all those things.
- 41:38The premise of it was cool to me, like all the, the friends and the drama and the relationships and like the new girl.
- 41:45It had all the elements to be an awesome book.
- 41:48Mm-hmm.
- 41:48It just didn't hit.
- 41:49I don't, nope.
- 41:50Maybe a better movie?
- 41:51Maybe.
- 41:51Like we talked about last week?
- 41:52Yeah, yeah.
- 41:53I think there's too many players.
- 41:54Yeah, I felt like that too.
- 41:56There's too many characters.
- 41:56Yeah.
- 41:56And- Was there just one narrator- Nope or was there?
- 41:59See, that's where I got lost too.
- 42:01There was different points of view.
- 42:02It was different timelines.
- 42:03It was- But they all sounded the same to me.
- 42:05Right.
- 42:05And I don't know what was wrong with me that I could not distinguish between all of that, and maybe that's why I didn't like it.
- 42:11Right.
- 42:11Maybe I shouldn't listen to things on 1.5 speed, but that's how I live my life.
- 42:15I do too.
- 42:16So characters that are in the book.
- 42:18Yes.
- 42:18We have Miranda, who is Julian's wife, and she's the queen bee of the group.
- 42:22Mm-hmm.
- 42:23Julian, Miranda's wealthy, charming husband, who kind of just got by on like looks and charm.
- 42:27Kinda like me.
- 42:28Yes.
- 42:28His whole- Katie is Miranda's childhood best friend.
- 42:32Mm-hmm.
- 42:32She's single on the trip and secretly pregnant by Julian.
- 42:35See, I thought everything was from her perspective.
- 42:38No.
- 42:38Okay.
- 42:39So now it all is making a little bit more sense to me.
- 42:41Yeah.
- 42:41Pregnant by Julian.
- 42:42Shut up.
- 42:43Oh, yeah.
- 42:43You get that far?
- 42:44I didn't get that far.
- 42:44Yeah.
- 42:45No.
- 42:45Yeah, she's, she's, yeah, pregnant by Julian.
- 42:47Okay.
- 42:48Emma is Mark's girlfriend, and she organized the trip, and she thought by doing this it was gonna get her, like, to be included- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm in the group because she feels like she's an outsider- Mm-hmm because all these people have been friends since college.
- 42:58Is she also pregnant by Julian?
- 42:59No.
- 43:00But she's desperate for Miranda's approval.
- 43:02Okay.
- 43:02And she's also secretly a longtime stalker of Miranda.
- 43:06Yes.
- 43:07Mark is Julian's friend, Emma's boyfriend.
- 43:09Has been obsessed with Miranda for years.
- 43:11Everybody's obsessed with Miranda.
- 43:12What does have Miranda have beer-flavored nipples?
- 43:14I- Wasn't that in a movie?
- 43:16Yeah.
- 43:16I don't know what it was., Samara is another old friend, married to Giles, and has a baby named Priya.
- 43:23Giles is Samara's husband.
- 43:25Had a past sexual encounter with Miranda.
- 43:27Miranda.
- 43:27Let me guess.
- 43:29Nick is a friend from the Oxford group.
- 43:31Still carries resentment over Miranda outing him to his parents.
- 43:35Beau is Nick's boyfriend, an outsider who sees this group's toxic dynamics.
- 43:39Mm-hmm.
- 43:40But secretly loves Miranda.
- 43:41No.
- 43:41Okay.
- 43:42He's Nick's boyfriend.
- 43:44Well, I mean...
- 43:46Heather, the estate manager, former paramedic hiding from a painful past.
- 43:50Doug is the estate gamekeeper, former Marine with PTSD and a violent history, and, Lane is the estate worker secretly involved in drug trafficking.
- 43:59With Miranda.
- 44:00No.
- 44:02It's kind of like when you open a fortune cookie and everything has to say,"In bed." Yeah, yeah.
- 44:06Everything with this is with Miranda.
- 44:08With Miranda.
- 44:08So I got none of that except for, some of the obsession and the,, that was kind- and she was an outsider.
- 44:14Yeah.
- 44:14That's all I got from the part that I read.
- 44:16So this is already sounding much better.
- 44:18But it sounds better, in theory.
- 44:20Mm-hmm.
- 44:20But once you put it in the book, it just- Maybe if we read it.
- 44:23Maybe if we were the characters.
- 44:24We need to be cast as the people that do the audiobooks.
- 44:28People would love that shit.
- 44:29They probably would.
- 44:30We kind of rock.
- 44:31Yeah.
- 44:33I have been told when I do my hypnosis that I have a very soothing voice.
- 44:36I have been told that I have a very annoying voice, but it's okay.
- 44:42I sound like cornbread, but it doesn't matter.
- 44:45All right.
- 44:45So Miranda is the person, who the friend group is always- Mm-hmm centered around.
- 44:50Mm-hmm.
- 44:51She is charming enough to make everyone want her approval, but cruel enough that they carry years of resentment.
- 44:55Okay.
- 44:56Katie has spent much of her life in Miranda's shadow.
- 44:58Mark has loved Miranda from afar.
- 45:00Emma has desperately wanted to be accepted.
- 45:02Nick has never entirely forgiven Miranda for betraying his trust.
- 45:05Mm-hmm.
- 45:05And Julian is what happens when somebody gets through life on charm and money without developing much of a conscience.
- 45:11Mm-hmm.
- 45:12These people have been friends since college, and at a certain point they're not actually friends.
- 45:17They just have so much dirt on each other that they have to stay friends.
- 45:20I've had relationships, not necessarily dirt, but just like you,- What kind of dirt you got?
- 45:24No, I don't, I really don't have any good dirt.
- 45:27But it's almost just like it turns into the norm.
- 45:29Yeah.
- 45:30It's just, yeah, routine.
- 45:31It is what it is.
- 45:31Right.
- 45:31Yeah.
- 45:32So what was the major, plot?
- 45:34Okay.
- 45:34So- Tell me all about this book.
- 45:36So, okay.
- 45:37December 30th is when they arrive at this estate.
- 45:40Mm-hmm.
- 45:40But the book actually opens on January 2nd when Heather, the lodge manager, learning that the gatekeeper, Doug, has discovered a body of a missing guest, which we don't find out who is dead yet.
- 45:50Okay.
- 45:50The body has been found near a waterfall with injuries suggesting murder rather than an accidental fall.
- 45:55It was not the gatekeeper, I can tell you that right now.
- 45:58No, it was not.
- 45:59Mm-hmm.
- 46:00But, Foley doesn't tell us who it is at first.
- 46:01Okay.
- 46:02Instead, she takes us back to December 30th when everybody arrives- Mm-hmm at the Scottish estate surrounded by mountains, wilderness, and miles of complete isolation.
- 46:11That is not somewhere I would wanna go.
- 46:12No.
- 46:13No.
- 46:13And I'm all about a Scottish castle, but mm-mm, I need some people nearby.
- 46:17No, they're, secluded.
- 46:19And I bet they didn't have Wi-Fi.
- 46:20No, probably not.
- 46:22Emma has organized everything.
- 46:24She wants the trip to be perfect- Mm-hmm partly because she's still considered an outsider, even after dating Mark for several years.
- 46:29Yep, and she wants Miranda's approval.
- 46:31Everyone else has decades, long friendship, inside jokes, and shared memories, and she thinks that this is her way in.
- 46:37Mm-hmm.
- 46:39Just a little background, the estate covers 50,000 acres.
- 46:41Wow.
- 46:42It's like where that, couple lived where he hit the person on the bicycle.
- 46:45Uh-huh.
- 46:46A hard pass.
- 46:47No, thank you.
- 46:48Mm-mm.
- 46:48That does not sound like a good time to me.
- 46:49I don't wanna cut all that grass.
- 46:51I just want people around for this exact- A, a, a, a few people situation.
- 46:58And I could go, let's just go down to, 500 acres, that'd be fine.
- 47:01Yeah.
- 47:02That's, that's creepy.
- 47:04Isolated yeah.
- 47:05Access is limited particularly when s- severe snows starts to move in.
- 47:09Mm-hmm.
- 47:10There's a dark local history involving an old lodge destroyed by fire.
- 47:14The group discovers they're sharing the property with an unexpected Icelandic couple.
- 47:18There's talk of an unidentified serial killer operating in the wider highlands, and the friends are going hunting, meaning firearms are part of the holiday activities.
- 47:27Basically, Foley has collected every possible ingredient for a murder mystery and put them- Mm-hmm all in one vacation.
- 47:33Yeah That does sound like a lot, a lot of pieces.
- 47:36But it's like setting it up to be like a great book.
- 47:39Yeah.
- 47:39It just didn't hit.
- 47:40Yeah,'cause we were not the narrators.
- 47:43Yeah.
- 47:43So tell me who ends up dead Spoilers, but everybody knows Miranda.
- 47:48Killed her.
- 47:49Let me clutch my pearls.
- 47:51Who killed her?
- 47:52Was it Julian?
- 47:53No.
- 47:54Yeah, I know it wasn't the gatekeeper because he was violent and, but it was- It was Emma really?
- 47:59Yeah.
- 47:59She did not appreciate all her effort?
- 48:01Why did she kill- Was it an accident?
- 48:03Do you even remember?
- 48:04Was it that terrible?
- 48:05It was a terrible...
- 48:06Hold on.
- 48:06I it's in the notes, hold on.
- 48:07Okay.
- 48:09Well, Julian can now have his baby mama.
- 48:11He sure can.
- 48:12And all that entails.
- 48:13Yeah.
- 48:14Sure can.
- 48:16Oh my...
- 48:17I am just devastated.
- 48:19Okay.
- 48:19So, first night everybody's pretending to like everybody.
- 48:22The reunion seems fun.
- 48:23There's expensive food, plenty of alcohol, and familiar rhythm of longtime friends joking about their college years, but underneath all of it, stuff- Mm-hmm pieces start unraveling.
- 48:32Time out.
- 48:33It makes me so uncomfortable, and I always try to avoid this when I'm with people, that we have such a shared history, when there's people there who don't have that history, when all these people want to do is talk about that, I always try to wiggle around that, and include the other people.
- 48:48I can't stand to be that person- Yeah that doesn't know all the things.
- 48:51Be nice, people.
- 48:52Yeah, yeah.
- 48:53Okay, go.
- 48:54Let's do a drinking game.
- 48:55My God.
- 48:56Right.
- 48:56Never have I ever, let's go.
- 48:59Miranda has been struggling with infertility, which is even worse because we know her best friend is now pregnant by her- Oh, so it was- husband oh my gosh.
- 49:07Yeah.
- 49:07The relationship has, become focused on her attempts to conceive, and they're both increasingly unhappy.
- 49:13Miranda feels lonely, disconnected from her husband.
- 49:15She also resents the way Samira's new baby has changed their friendship.
- 49:18Samira is now focused on motherhood while Miranda is unable to have a child.
- 49:22Yeah.
- 49:23Katie, her oldest friend, barely seems interested in spending time with her anymore because she is knocked up by her husband.
- 49:29So were they like a thing or was it a one-time thing?
- 49:31Do we know?
- 49:31I think they were having an affair.
- 49:32Okay.
- 49:33Meanwhile, Emma's watching everybody.
- 49:35She's delighted when the others praise her planning.
- 49:37She especially enjoys Miranda relying on her now that Katie and Samira are less available, so she is an opportunist.
- 49:44She is.
- 49:45So the group begins reminiscing about the mysterious stalker Miranda had back in Oxford.
- 49:49Spoiler alert- I heard a little bit about that, yeah that was Emma.
- 49:52Yeah, yeah.
- 49:53Someone used to steal little possessions from Miranda and later- And then put them back return them with disturbing notes.
- 49:59They all assumed the stalker was a man.
- 50:01Miranda laughs about it now, but the experience actually terrified her.
- 50:04Mm-hmm.
- 50:05She also knows that the stalker somehow learned private things about her, including her shoplifting, academic dishonesty, and relationship secrets.
- 50:11the following day the friends go out stag hunting with Doug, the estate gamekeeper.
- 50:15Miranda thinks it's all a bit ridiculous.
- 50:17The men are suddenly acting tough and competitive, despite being rich c- city professionals.
- 50:22Mm-hmm.
- 50:22I was gonna say city boys.
- 50:24Who aren't particularly experienced outdoors men.
- 50:27Then there's Emma, quiet, agreeable, seemingly harmless.
- 50:30Emma turns out to be an excellent shot.
- 50:32No.
- 50:33In fact, she's the best shot in the group and successfully kills a deer.
- 50:38I mean, okay, go Emma.
- 50:40Later they eat the deer.
- 50:42The hunting scene also forces the characters to confront what they've participated in.
- 50:46Katie feels uncomfortable about killing an animal for entertainment, especially as the group seems to be enjoying the power and excitement of hunting.
- 50:53Mm.
- 50:53On New Year's Eve they do a game of truth or dare.
- 50:56Talk about, uh, marriages, careers- Mm-hmm children, and they use the game to humiliate each other.
- 51:02Oh, good.
- 51:02That sounds really healthy.
- 51:04Miranda admits that she slept with somebody else at the table.
- 51:07She- refuses to say who.
- 51:08It was a female though, wasn't it?
- 51:10We later learn, the person was Giles, Samara's husband.
- 51:13Really?
- 51:14I didn't know Giles had it in him.
- 51:17Their encounter happened years earlier before the current family set up, but Giles desperately wants to keep it from his wife.
- 51:23I'm not as interested anymore.
- 51:25Miranda dares Katie to go into a freezing lake.
- 51:28Katie actually does it.
- 51:29That's important because their entire friendship is built on a pattern of Miranda setting the terms for Katie and, and Katie accepting them.
- 51:36Katie has spent years resenting the fact that Miranda can pressure her and manipulate her- Uh-huh which is why she banged her husband.
- 51:41Uh-huh.
- 51:43Uh-huh.
- 51:43Mark and the other men become increasingly drunk and rowdy.
- 51:46They even break a glass coffee table while they're wrestling.
- 51:51In the middle of this, Emma's watching her carefully constructed perfect party collapse into drunken nonsense.
- 51:57Mm-hmm.
- 51:58Uh, It does sound really good I- in theory, it just didn't read well.
- 52:02No, it didn't.
- 52:03Like, the setup was great.
- 52:05It just was...
- 52:06Might have been the audiobook.
- 52:07Yeah, maybe.
- 52:08Maybe I need to reread, but.
- 52:10So the secrets.
- 52:11Mm-hmm.
- 52:12Secret one, Katie is sleeping with Julian.
- 52:14Mm-hmm.
- 52:14Okay.
- 52:15Katie and Miranda have been friends since they were little girls.
- 52:17Katie's always the quieter, less glamorous friend who lived in Miranda's shadow.
- 52:21As adults, Katie became a successful but lonely lawyer.
- 52:24She works long hours and increasingly avoided her old social circle.
- 52:28I don't blame you.
- 52:30No.
- 52:30Although you didn't avoid Julian.
- 52:32Mm-mm.
- 52:32One evening before a trip, Katie runs into Julian at a bar.
- 52:35They get talking about their lives, which they're both unhappy.
- 52:38Mm-hmm.
- 52:38Julian confesses his marriage is struggling.
- 52:40Katie discovers a different side of him.
- 52:42They start drinking, and they have sex in a alleyway.
- 52:45Katie.
- 52:45she continues the affair.
- 52:46She gets knocked up.
- 52:48Nobody knows.
- 52:50Secret two, Miranda has been involved in Julian's shady business dealings.
- 52:53Julian has been using dubious financial arrangements, including insider trading.
- 52:57Miranda's previously helped with a business-related website project and received a suspiciously large payment.
- 53:04So it's all illegal, and- Mm-hmm she's in on it.
- 53:07Mm-hmm.
- 53:08Secret number three, Mark is still obsessed with Miranda.
- 53:10Mark is with Emma, but he's never really gotten over his feelings for Miranda.
- 53:14During the trip, his behavior becomes increasingly inappropriate.
- 53:17He touches Miranda without her consent, corners her, and tries to persuade her that Julian isn't good enough for her.
- 53:22Miranda rejects him, and he becomes threatening.
- 53:25Secret four, Giles and Miranda slept together, which we've already discussed.
- 53:28Yeah.
- 53:29That's not as juicy.
- 53:29No.
- 53:30Mm-mm.
- 53:30So those are all the secrets that- Okay is going on right now.
- 53:34Then on New Year's Day, Miranda discovers Julian and Katie together in the sauna area.
- 53:38It's unmistakably sexual.
- 53:39Miranda is absolutely devastated.
- 53:42The two people that should have been her most loyal have betrayed her.
- 53:46miranda puts it together that Katie's pregnant with Julian's baby, so they start fighting.
- 53:52She tells Julian that she's going to expose his illegal financial activities and that she plans to leave the estate and return to London.
- 53:58Okay.
- 53:59After discovering Julian and Katie's affair, Miranda's emotionally unraveling.
- 54:02She goes to Doug's cottage with champagne and makes an advance towards him.
- 54:06Doug rejects her.
- 54:08That's another blow to someone who's accustomed to receiving attention and admiration, so she just is used to getting what she wants.
- 54:13Yeah.
- 54:14He's like,"Absolutely not." So she goes- Screw you, Doug so then she goes to Emma's cottage for comfort.
- 54:20Miranda is upset about her husband and her best friend, and Emma appears to be the person she can trust, but while she's there, Miranda notices a box.
- 54:27Inside are her personal belongings that had disappeared years earlier, so here's where she finds out that Emma- That it was Emma was a stalker.
- 54:35She, Emma initially tries to explain box by suggesting that items belong to Mark, but Miranda looks through it and sees that it's her stuff.
- 54:43Mm-hmm.
- 54:44Emma's real name was originally Emmaline, and she had a history of becoming obsessed with popular girls, copying their appearance and personalities, and engaging in stalking behavior.
- 54:52Mm-hmm.
- 54:53She was expelled from her school.
- 54:55I just wanna know- Why Miranda's like that.
- 54:58She's so manipulative Well, it's just like that mean girl.
- 55:01But even, going to the freaking gamekeeper's house, like, she just, expected him to just be like,"Hey, girl." Well,'cause she always gets what she wants.
- 55:10I guess.
- 55:10Some people are just like- I guess, yeah so Miranda's horrified by the discovery of Emma and she leaves the cottage.
- 55:16Emma follows her into the freezing wilderness and they end up near a bridge over a waterfall.
- 55:20Emma desperately tries to explain that she only wanted to be Miranda's friend.
- 55:23Miranda is terrified and angry.
- 55:25Yeah She insults Emma and calls her a weirdo.
- 55:27I mean- Ooh fair.
- 55:29Yeah, a weirdo.
- 55:31I could come up with something right now better than weirdo.
- 55:34Yeah.
- 55:34The word hits an especially painful nerve at, for Emma, reminding her of the humiliation from childhood.
- 55:39Okay.
- 55:40She loses control, grabs Miranda by the throat and strangles her until she goes limp, and then she pushes Miranda off the bridge.
- 55:46She called her a weirdo and that's what flipped the switch because of the history.
- 55:51Oh, yeah.
- 55:52Okay.
- 55:52So she ends up killing her.
- 55:53I thought maybe it was an accident no, uh-uh.
- 55:56Like a fight that turned into, but that was, that was pretty intentional- Mm-hmm dang it, Emma., So then Heather and Doug find the body.
- 56:02It's during a snowstorm so police can't get there immediately.
- 56:06Heather tries to figure out what happened, and then everybody's a suspect- Yeah blah, blah, blah.
- 56:11Yeah.
- 56:12They kinda go through, like, why everybody thinks that- It's one or the other yeah, and then they, they bring in, like, this random the Highland Ripper serial killer that, came out of the blue.
- 56:21And then Scotland Yard shows up.
- 56:23Yeah., After Ian tells Heather what he witnessed, I think he witnessed them arguing- Okay at one point.
- 56:31Yeah she becomes the main suspect.
- 56:34Mm-hmm.
- 56:35Emma's already becoming increasingly unstable, like freaking out, being, you know, well, I mean, she just killed somebody, so.
- 56:41Well, and she has stalking tendencies, so yeah.
- 56:43She- She's a problem she convinces herself that Katie is responsible for Miranda's death in her head.
- 56:49Yeah, I mean, it's so, like, all over the place.
- 56:52Uh-huh, yeah.
- 56:53So her reasoning is that if Katie hadn't slept with Julian, Miranda wouldn't have been devastated.
- 56:58If Miranda hadn't been devastated, she wouldn't have visited Emma.
- 57:01And if Miranda hadn't discovered Emma stalking, Emma wouldn't have killed her.
- 57:05So it's all Katie's fault.
- 57:07Okay.
- 57:08Okay okay, so what happens, Emma is convicted of manslaughter rather than murder and sentenced to four years in prison.
- 57:14Katie prepares to have Julian's baby and decided to build a different life and healthier friendships.
- 57:19Good idea.
- 57:20Julian disappears on a detox retreat with a yoga instructor.
- 57:24Mark moves on and finds another girlfriend.
- 57:26Okay.
- 57:27Heather recovers from her injuries and decides, to leave the isolated estate and reconnect with her regular life.
- 57:33I thought she was gonna end up with Doug.
- 57:35Doug remains supportive of Heather, and the possibility of a future connection between them is left open.
- 57:40Oh, see?
- 57:41Nick and Bo move to New York.
- 57:42Samira and Giles focus on raising their family.
- 57:44Mm-hmm.
- 57:45And Lane confesses to the police about the drug operation.
- 57:49Okay.
- 57:50So that's- Sounds great in theory.
- 57:54Sounds great in theory.
- 57:55Great movie.
- 57:55Yeah, I think so too.
- 57:57Be kind of eerie.
- 57:58Yeah.
- 57:58Lot of suspense stuff.
- 58:00Mm-hmm.
- 58:00Liam Neeson'd be in there somewhere.
- 58:01Oh, yeah.
- 58:02Mm-hmm.
- 58:03He'd be the gatekeeper.
- 58:04Yeah.
- 58:05Yeah.
- 58:05Mm-hmm.
- 58:06Mm.
- 58:06Should have been a good book, kind of sucked all right, so that's really it for today.
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