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Fast Five Shorts | A "Let's Dance" Lightning Round · Omni Talk Retail

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  We
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  had
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  a
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  lengthy
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  debate
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  in
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  the
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  cab
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  about
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  why
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  horses
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  have
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  horseshoes,
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  resulting
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  in
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  another
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  lengthy
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  discussion
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  around
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  how
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  weird
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  the
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  words
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  hoof,
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  hoof,
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  hoof
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  and
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  hooves.
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  Chris
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  and
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  I
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  had
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  to
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  look
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  up
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  how
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  to
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  pronounce
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  these
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  words.
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  Hoof
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  and
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  hooves
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  are.
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  What
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  other
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  word
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  have
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  you
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  always
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  found
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  sounds
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  weird
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  to
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  you?
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  Oh,
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  my
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  God.
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  That's
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  so
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  funny
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  that,
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  yes,
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  we
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  did
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  have
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  a
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  conversation
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  about
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  this
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  in
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  the
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  cabin.
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  It
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  was
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  a
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  long
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  conversation.
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  I
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  mean,
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  we
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  probably
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  spent
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  15
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  minutes
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  on
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  this
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  whole
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  thing.
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  But
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  the
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  word
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  that
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  I
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  think
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  sounds
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  weird
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  is
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  onomatopoeia.
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  See
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  what
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  I
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  did
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  there?
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  Oh,
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  I
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  love
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  that
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  word.
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  I
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  do
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  love
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  See
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  what
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  I
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  did
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  there.
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  Because
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  it's
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  a
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  word
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  that
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  sounds
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  like
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  it
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  is.
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  Yes.
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  And
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  what
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  word
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  sounds
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  weird?
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  Onomatopoeia.
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  Yes.
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  100%.
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  My
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  God.
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  Oh,
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  my
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  God.
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  Bad
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  Bunny
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  and
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  Jimmy
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  Fallon
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  held
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  a
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  surprise
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  concert
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  in
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  the
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  New
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  York
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  City
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  subway
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  station
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  this
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  week.
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  Bunnies
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  notwithstanding,
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  what
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  is
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  the
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  baddest
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  animal
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  in
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  your
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  mind?
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  Mice.
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  Oh,
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  yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I
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  just
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  feel
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  like
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  they're
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  run
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  into.
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  Some
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  badass
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  mice
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  in
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  your
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  day.
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  You
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  just
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  can't.
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  They're
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  like.
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  Even
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  my
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  sister
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  in
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  law
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  was
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  like,
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  we
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  had
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  a
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  mouse
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  kind
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  of
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  cute.
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  And
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  I
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  was
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  like,
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  no,
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  that's
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  what
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  they
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  want
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  you
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  to
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  think.
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  They
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  want
• 1:18
  you
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  to
• 1:19
  think
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  they're
• 1:19
  like
• 1:19
  sneaky
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  bad
• 1:20
  animals
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  and
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  they
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  will
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  just
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  find
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  a
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  way.
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  And
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  they
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  freak
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  me
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  out
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  so
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  much.
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  I
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  hate
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  them.
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  So
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  that
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  would
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  be
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  my.
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  The
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  baddest
• 1:27
  animal.
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  What's
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  your
• 1:28
  baddest
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  animal?
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  Oh,
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  geez.
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  I
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  hadn't
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  thought
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  about
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  it.
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  I
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  think
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  I.
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  I
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  think
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  I
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  probably
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  go
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  with
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  mice
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  too.
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  I
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  hate
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  mice.
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  Like
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  mice.
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  Mice
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  are.
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  Mice
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  are
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  just
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  terrible,
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  terrible,
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  terrible
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  creatures.
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  I
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  don't
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  like
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  cats
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  either.
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  An.
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  I
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  don't
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  like
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  cats.
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  Oh,
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  God.
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  You're
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  gonna.
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  You
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  gotta
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  be
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  careful.
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  You
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  can't
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  get
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  into
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  domesticated
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  animals.
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  Mice
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  are
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  like,
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  you're.
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  That's
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  okay,
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  you're.
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  But
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  I
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  had
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  a
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  cat
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  scratch
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  me
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  one
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  time.
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  It
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  was.
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  It
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  was.
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  It
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  was
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  disastrous.
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  It
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  was.
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  You
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  get
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  a
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  fever.
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  So
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  cats
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  are
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  bad
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  animals.
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  They're
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  badass
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  animals
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  too.
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  Ann.
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  Yes,
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  I
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  did
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  get
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  a
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  fever
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  after
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  the
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  cat
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  scratch.
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  I
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  got
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  a
• 1:57
  cat
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  scratch
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  disease.
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  There's
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  a
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  little
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  disease
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  called
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  cat
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  scratch
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  disease,
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  and
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  I
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  got
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  it.
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  Jesus.
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  You
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  definitely
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  did.
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  You
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  definitely
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  did.
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  I
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  did
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  surprise
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  it
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  out.
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  I
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  don't
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  remember
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  what
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  it's
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  called.
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  Somebody
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  can
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  look
• 2:07
  it
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  up.
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  But
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  yeah,
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  Scratch
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  disease.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Okay,
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  Chris,
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  if
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  you
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  had
• 2:12
  to
• 2:12
  stand
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  in
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  without
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  warning
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  as
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  an
• 2:15
  extra
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  with
• 2:16
  an
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  ensemble
• 2:17
  dance
• 2:18
  number
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  in
• 2:18
  a
• 2:18
  Broadway
• 2:19
  musical,
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  would
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  you
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  rather
• 2:20
  do
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  that
• 2:21
  or
• 2:22
  30
• 2:22
  minutes
• 2:22
  of
• 2:23
  open
• 2:23
  mic
• 2:23
  standup
• 2:24
  at
• 2:24
  a
• 2:24
  comedy
• 2:25
  club
• 2:25
  without
• 2:25
  warning.
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  They're
• 2:26
  just
• 2:26
  like,
• 2:27
  chris,
• 2:27
  go.
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  Oh,
• 2:28
  my
• 2:28
  God.
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  I
• 2:29
  mean,
• 2:29
  you
• 2:29
  know.
• 2:29
  You
• 2:29
  know
• 2:30
  the
• 2:30
  answer.
• 2:30
  30
• 2:30
  minutes
• 2:30
  is
• 2:31
  a
• 2:31
  long
• 2:31
  time.
• 2:31
  But
• 2:31
  I.
• 2:31
  I'm
• 2:31
  definitely
• 2:32
  choosing
• 2:32
  the
• 2:32
  standup
• 2:33
  because.
• 2:33
  Are
• 2:33
  you.
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  You
• 2:34
  know.
• 2:34
  Yeah.
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  I
• 2:35
  mean,
• 2:35
  as
• 2:35
  bad
• 2:36
  as
• 2:36
  my
• 2:36
  dad
• 2:36
  jokes
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  are,
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  they
• 2:38
  are
• 2:38
  nowhere
• 2:39
  near
• 2:39
  as
• 2:39
  bad
• 2:39
  as
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  my
• 2:40
  dancing
• 2:40
  skills.
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  And
• 2:41
  so
• 2:41
  being
• 2:42
  Broadway
• 2:42
  dance
• 2:43
  number,
• 2:43
  like,
• 2:44
  no,
• 2:44
  no.
• 2:44
  No
• 2:44
  one
• 2:44
  wants.
• 2:45
  But
• 2:45
  you
• 2:45
  can
• 2:45
  hide.
• 2:46
  Like,
• 2:46
  that's
• 2:46
  the
• 2:46
  thing.
• 2:47
  Like,
• 2:47
  you
• 2:47
  can
• 2:47
  hide.
• 2:48
  You
• 2:48
  could,
• 2:49
  like,
• 2:49
  kind
• 2:49
  of
• 2:49
  be
• 2:49
  in
• 2:49
  the
• 2:49
  background
• 2:50
  of
• 2:50
  the
• 2:50
  dance
• 2:50
  ensemble
• 2:51
  dance
• 2:51
  number
• 2:52
  and
• 2:52
  singing,
• 2:53
  like,
• 2:53
  stand
• 2:54
  up.
• 2:54
  You're
• 2:54
  just
• 2:55
  under
• 2:55
  the
• 2:55
  light,
• 2:55
  man.
• 2:56
  Hey,
• 2:56
  that's
• 2:56
  okay.
• 2:57
  I
• 2:57
  like
• 2:57
  to
• 2:57
  be
• 2:57
  in
• 2:58
  the
• 2:58
  light.
• 2:58
  But
• 2:58
  as
• 2:58
  Shakira
• 2:59
  once
• 2:59
  said,
• 2:59
  and
• 2:59
  my
• 2:59
  hips
• 3:00
  don't
• 3:00
  lie.
• 3:01
  I'm
• 3:01
  not
• 3:01
  hiding.
• 3:01
  I'm
• 3:02
  not
• 3:02
  hiding.
• 3:03
  All
• 3:03
  right.
• 3:03
  The
• 3:03
  famed
• 3:03
  Governor's
• 3:04
  Ball
• 3:04
  is
• 3:04
  coming
• 3:04
  up
• 3:05
  soon,
• 3:05
  and
• 3:05
  its
• 3:05
  lineup
• 3:06
  includes
• 3:06
  the
• 3:06
  likes
• 3:06
  of
• 3:07
  Tyler
• 3:07
  the
• 3:07
  Creator,
• 3:08
  Olivia
• 3:08
  Rodrigo,
• 3:09
  and
• 3:09
  I
• 3:09
  think
• 3:09
  it's
• 3:09
  pronounced
• 3:10
  Hosier.
• 3:10
  I
• 3:11
  have
• 3:11
  no
• 3:11
  idea.
• 3:11
  Yeah.
• 3:12
  When
• 3:12
  was
• 3:13
  the
• 3:13
  last
• 3:13
  time
• 3:14
  you
• 3:14
  bawled
• 3:15
  out
• 3:15
  Cinderella
• 3:16
  style?
• 3:16
  Have
• 3:16
  you
• 3:16
  ever
• 3:17
  ball.
• 3:17
  Gone
• 3:17
  to
• 3:17
  a
• 3:17
  ball,
• 3:18
  Anne?
• 3:21
  I
• 3:21
  guess
• 3:22
  so.
• 3:22
  I.
• 3:22
  I,
• 3:23
  like,
• 3:23
  had
• 3:23
  to
• 3:23
  go
• 3:23
  to
• 3:23
  a
• 3:24
  gala.
• 3:24
  Is
• 3:24
  that
• 3:25
  like
• 3:25
  a.
• 3:25
  Yeah,
• 3:25
  gala.
• 3:26
  Yeah,
• 3:26
  Gala
• 3:27
  will
• 3:27
  qualify
• 3:27
  as
• 3:28
  ball.
• 3:28
  I
• 3:28
  guess
• 3:28
  that
• 3:28
  would
• 3:29
  be
• 3:29
  the
• 3:29
  closest
• 3:30
  thing,
• 3:31
  but
• 3:31
  no.
• 3:33
  Gala.
• 3:33
  What
• 3:33
  kind
• 3:33
  of
• 3:33
  gala
• 3:34
  was
• 3:34
  it?
• 3:34
  A
• 3:34
  regatta
• 3:35
  gala?
• 3:35
  It
• 3:35
  was
• 3:35
  a
• 3:35
  fundraiser.
• 3:36
  Friend's
• 3:36
  joke.
• 3:37
  What's
• 3:38
  a
• 3:38
  regatta
• 3:38
  gala?
• 3:39
  It's
• 3:39
  a
• 3:39
  friend's
• 3:40
  joke.
• 3:40
  It's
• 3:40
  from
• 3:40
  friends.
• 3:41
  Like,
• 3:41
  I
• 3:41
  think
• 3:41
  they
• 3:41
  go
• 3:42
  to
• 3:42
  a
• 3:42
  regatta
• 3:42
  gala
• 3:43
  or
• 3:43
  something.
• 3:43
  Remember
• 3:44
  that
• 3:44
  episode?
• 3:44
  Oh,
• 3:45
  yes.
• 3:45
  Oh,
• 3:45
  my
• 3:45
  God.
• 3:45
  I
• 3:46
  thought
• 3:46
  you
• 3:46
  said
• 3:46
  a
• 3:46
  French
• 3:47
  jo.
• 3:47
  I
• 3:47
  was
• 3:47
  like,
• 3:47
  you've
• 3:48
  been
• 3:48
  hanging
• 3:48
  out
• 3:48
  with
• 3:48
  a
• 3:48
  lot
• 3:49
  of
• 3:49
  French
• 3:49
  people.
• 3:49
  This.
• 3:50
  We
• 3:50
  have.
• 3:50
  We
• 3:50
  spent
• 3:50
  the
• 3:50
  week
• 3:51
  in
• 3:51
  a
• 3:51
  French
• 3:51
  booth.
• 3:52
  Yes,
• 3:52
  but
• 3:53
  I
• 3:53
  don't
• 3:53
  know
• 3:53
  that
• 3:53
  term.
• 3:54
  Yes,
• 3:54
  yes,
• 3:54
  the
• 3:54
  regatta
• 3:55
  gala.
• 3:55
  Okay,
• 3:56
  now
• 3:56
  I
• 3:56
  remember,
• 3:56
  but
• 3:56
  yes.
• 3:57
  No,
• 3:57
  I
• 3:57
  think
• 3:57
  it
• 3:57
  was
• 3:57
  like
• 3:58
  a
• 3:58
  fun.
• 3:58
  I
• 3:58
  don't
• 3:58
  even
• 3:58
  remember
• 3:59
  what
• 3:59
  the
• 3:59
  fundraiser
• 3:59
  was
• 3:59
  for,
• 4:00
  but
• 4:00
  I
• 4:00
  had
• 4:00
  to
• 4:00
  dress
• 4:01
  up.
• 4:01
  What
• 4:01
  did
• 4:01
  you
• 4:01
  wear?
• 4:02
  Did
• 4:02
  you
• 4:02
  wear
• 4:02
  a
• 4:02
  flowing
• 4:03
  gown?
• 4:03
  Did
• 4:03
  you
• 4:04
  know?
• 4:04
  Was
• 4:04
  it
• 4:04
  like
• 4:05
  one
• 4:05
  of
• 4:05
  those
• 4:05
  where
• 4:05
  you
• 4:05
  wear
• 4:05
  a
• 4:05
  corset
• 4:06
  and
• 4:06
  the.
• 4:07
  Oh,
• 4:07
  God.
• 4:07
  Underneath
• 4:08
  you
• 4:08
  is
• 4:08
  really
• 4:08
  big?
• 4:09
  No,
• 4:09
  if
• 4:09
  we're
• 4:09
  talking.
• 4:09
  That's
• 4:10
  a
• 4:10
  gala.
• 4:10
  That's.
• 4:11
  That's
• 4:11
  a
• 4:11
  ball.
• 4:12
  No,
• 4:12
  I
• 4:12
  haven't.
• 4:13
  No,
• 4:13
  it
• 4:13
  was
• 4:14
  just
• 4:14
  like
• 4:14
  a.
• 4:14
  I
• 4:15
  don't
• 4:15
  know,
• 4:15
  like
• 4:15
  a.
• 4:15
  Did
• 4:15
  you
• 4:15
  wear
• 4:16
  a
• 4:16
  tiara?
• 4:18
  I
• 4:18
  did
• 4:18
  wear
• 4:19
  a
• 4:19
  tiara
• 4:19
  because
• 4:20
  one
• 4:20
  of
• 4:20
  the
• 4:20
  time.
• 4:21
  Oh,
• 4:21
  my
• 4:21
  God.
• 4:21
  Not
• 4:22
  as
• 4:22
  like,
• 4:22
  an
• 4:22
  attendee,
• 4:23
  but
• 4:24
  we
• 4:25
  were
• 4:25
  like,
• 4:25
  Some
• 4:25
  friends
• 4:26
  and
• 4:26
  I
• 4:26
  were
• 4:26
  volunteers.
• 4:27
  So,
• 4:27
  like,
• 4:27
  we.
• 4:28
  There
• 4:28
  was
• 4:28
  like
• 4:28
  a
• 4:29
  little.
• 4:30
  One
• 4:30
  of
• 4:30
  the
• 4:30
  jewelers
• 4:31
  had,
• 4:31
  like,
• 4:31
  a
• 4:31
  little
• 4:31
  headband,
• 4:33
  like
• 4:33
  an
• 4:33
  actual
• 4:34
  diamond
• 4:34
  thing
• 4:34
  that
• 4:35
  I
• 4:35
  got
• 4:35
  to,
• 4:35
  like,
• 4:35
  wear
• 4:35
  around,
• 4:36
  and
• 4:36
  then
• 4:36
  people
• 4:37
  bid
• 4:37
  on
• 4:37
  it
• 4:37
  and
• 4:37
  then.
• 4:38
  Yeah.
• 4:39
  Wow.
• 4:39
  Wow.
• 4:40
  You're
• 4:40
  a
• 4:40
  Tierra
• 4:40
  model
• 4:41
  and
• 4:41
  was
• 4:41
  a
• 4:41
  Tierra
• 4:42
  model.
• 4:42
  It
• 4:43
  was
• 4:43
  a
• 4:43
  tiara
• 4:43
  model
• 4:44
  at
• 4:44
  once.
• 4:45
  One
• 4:45
  time
• 4:45
  in
• 4:45
  my
• 4:46
  life.
• 4:46
  It
• 4:46
  was
• 4:46
  fleeting.
• 4:47
  It'll
• 4:47
  never
• 4:47
  happen
• 4:48
  again.
• 4:48
  But
• 4:48
  that's
• 4:48
  amazing.
• 4:49
  Model.
• 4:50
  Wow.
• 4:50
  Who
• 4:50
  knew
• 4:50
  those
• 4:51
  things
• 4:51
  even
• 4:51
  existed?
• 4:52
  All
• 4:52
  right,
• 4:52
  Happy
• 4:53
  birthday
• 4:53
  today
• 4:54
  to
• 4:54
  Regina
• 4:54
  King,
• 4:55
  Ernie
• 4:55
  Reyes
• 4:56
  Jr.
• 4:56
  And
• 4:56
  the
• 4:57
  man
• 4:57
  who
• 4:57
  played
• 4:57
  the
• 4:57
  super
• 4:58
  hottie
• 4:58
  tag
• 4:59
  to
• 4:59
  Jennifer
• 5:00
  Aniston's
• 5:00
  Rachel
• 5:00
  on
• 5:01
  Friends.
• 5:02
  Eddie
• 5:02
  Cahill.
• 5:02
  Do
• 5:02
  you
• 5:03
  remember
• 5:03
  Tag
• 5:03
  Ann?
• 5:04
  No.
• 5:05
  I
• 5:05
  need
• 5:05
  to
• 5:06
  watch
• 5:06
  Friends
• 5:06
  again.
• 5:07
  I
• 5:07
  think
• 5:07
  I
• 5:07
  was
• 5:07
  like,
• 5:08
  I
• 5:08
  watched
• 5:09
  it
• 5:09
  religiously
• 5:09
  when
• 5:10
  it
• 5:10
  was
• 5:10
  out,
• 5:11
  but.
• 5:13
  I'm
• 5:13
  guessing
• 5:13
  you
• 5:13
  would
• 5:13
  remember
• 5:14
  him.
• 5:14
  I
• 5:14
  think
• 5:15
  I'm
• 5:15
  going
• 5:15
  to
• 5:15
  look
• 5:15
  him
• 5:15
  up
• 5:15
  after.
• 5:16
  Don't
• 5:16
  worry.
• 5:16
  All
• 5:16
  right.
• 5:16
  Don't
• 5:17
  worry.