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Episode 68: Alright, Our Kid · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: You know, Manchester and Bolton, they are only about twenty
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  Speaker 1: miles apart, but they couldn't be more different. Take them
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  Speaker 1: Gallagher Boys from that band that Tom and Jerry discussed
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  Speaker 1: in the next week's episode. Two brothers and they can't
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  Speaker 1: get along. That's pure Manchester. They wouldn't get that in Bolton.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine if me and Donald let one of my ladder
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  Speaker 1: fell out with each other. I'll tell thee there's noticious
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  Speaker 1: thing as creative differences. When you're doing a foot up
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  Speaker 1: with Jimney and we're not getting bare what these lads are,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. Anyways, I'll see them.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you're enjoying Tom the end of your summer holidays.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's getting near back to school time. I hate
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  Speaker 2: to say it, but always when I was small, this
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  Speaker 2: was around about two weeks left of school, is like
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  Speaker 2: how much nothing can I do in the next two weeks?
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  Speaker 2: And that still is with me now forty years later.
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  Speaker 1: I get a shudder of when I see the copy
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  Speaker 1: books coming into the Yeah, you know, the center isle
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  Speaker 1: of shops and stuff like that. You're like, oh Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: not what there's that to do with me? But at
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  Speaker 1: the same time, like you're going to it's just in
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  Speaker 1: you though, it's just in you because you know now
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be cowld and wet and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: and that's the end of it. Now, that's the end.
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  Speaker 2: To be quiet and peaceful is what it's going to be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And it'll be another It'll be another great summer
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  Speaker 2: of bringing the listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show
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  Speaker 2: wonderful content. Because this is indeed what you're listening to, folks.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Tom and Jerry Show with myself, Jerry McBride
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  Speaker 2: and his good self Tom oh Many.
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  Speaker 1: It's my ten is fading Jr. It's fading my farmer's ten.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, yeah, okay, the summer is truly ending.
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  Speaker 1: The good stuff. The midgies have died down here. To
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  Speaker 1: be fair, they were they were actually I think they
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  Speaker 1: were actually keeping the weight off me.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question, Tom, are there mosquitoes
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  Speaker 2: in Ireland?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: So what if? What the fuck has been biting me?
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  Speaker 1: They're not midgies or they're not mosquitoes. They're their own
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  Speaker 1: fucking thing that we are, our own homegrown. They have
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  Speaker 1: them in the UK as well. They have them heavy
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  Speaker 1: in Scotland they have them heavy for like one month
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  Speaker 1: of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Just a biting fly.
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  Speaker 1: They're just a biting bastard fly. And I think they're
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where they're just getting worse where or
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten softer? What the fuck? Because I don't remember
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  Speaker 1: being this bite when I was young, and I've only
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  Speaker 1: moved five hundred fucking yards from what I grew up like.
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  Speaker 1: But we are near a water base now near a river.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question, Tom, Yeah, as we
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  Speaker 2: got older, did we just get tastier?
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. I think it's we
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  Speaker 1: got tastier. I think we're eating probably just probably No,
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  Speaker 1: I think I used to do a bit about this
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  Speaker 1: is the anti nutrition that was in the ship we
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  Speaker 1: ate in the eighties. I don't think even a fly
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  Speaker 1: would fucking eat it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So I think we were eating that many
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  Speaker 2: dan bars. It was just like a natural deterrent when.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: You're eating a tube of frozen pizzas that have to
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  Speaker 1: bounce off the fucking counter to crack him open. No
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  Speaker 1: fly wants what he fucking consumes that it is.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I did see a tweet going around. So take
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  Speaker 2: that for scientific merit, if you will. A tweet that
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  Speaker 2: going around. Is the reason everybody's like a lot more
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: miserable this last twenty years is that in the last
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  Speaker 2: twenty years it's been such an absolute crushing drive on
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  Speaker 2: anti smoking campaigns, so people are not smoking and whatever,
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of relaxation or she's I just have
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  Speaker 2: to walk away from this situation that you might have
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  Speaker 2: had twenty years ago is now gone. It takes us
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  Speaker 2: pent up aggression. I have to go somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: I think everybody can agree, you're way cooler if you're
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  Speaker 1: smoke too. To be honest with you, it's it is
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  Speaker 1: what it is. It's not good for you, true, but
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  Speaker 1: it's that's the stance of the Tom and Jerry Show,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. In case of one where we still
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  Speaker 1: on smoking.
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  Speaker 2: Smoke only want I was. I was away Tom funny
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  Speaker 2: to say, I gotta tell you to be a contrary bastard,
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  Speaker 2: But I was away a couple of weeks ago in
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  Speaker 2: a country where you could still smoke indoors was no smoking.
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  Speaker 1: Van fucking way, and.
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  Speaker 2: I personally don't smoke, but like it was odd to
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  Speaker 2: look across the tables. Besides, I see people smoking, and
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  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, gotta be honest with your Tom
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  Speaker 2: didn't really annoy me all that much, perfectly happy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that funny?
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  Speaker 2: We have this notion that like if someone lit up
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  Speaker 2: a fucking would buying three tables across from you, that
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  Speaker 2: you'd be writhing on the ground, clutching your neck, gasping
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  Speaker 2: because all the clean airs, no seeing grand.
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  Speaker 1: No, no problem. That's do you know what? There's something
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  Speaker 1: there's tears in your eyes, buddy, when you're thinking genuinely
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  Speaker 1: not there's that. There's Russia. Fred didn't I just just
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  Speaker 1: kicked into me there. I was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you could do that ship. Yeah. I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to see kids in the back of back backs
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  Speaker 1: of cars with no seatbelt on. But at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: like there's something I'm trying not to put.
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  Speaker 2: In the front of that car, are smoking with not
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  Speaker 2: a window open, then you'd be all right with her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and a couple of packs of Chriss
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  Speaker 1: flung back in the kids just to keep them fucking Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, there's something about that that just kind
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  Speaker 1: of ticks me. Nostalgible and there you go.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what we do here in the Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Show. Ladies and gentlemen. If this is indeed your
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: first time listening to us, I'm not sure how you
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  Speaker 2: got this deep into it already four minutes of saying, hey,
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: bring back smoking. But that's not all we do on
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show. It's true, but we do
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: talk shit. That has to be said. That's kind of
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: what this podcast in is, Ladies and gentlemen. It's not
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  Speaker 2: a learning podcast. It's not one of these controversial edge
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  Speaker 2: lord podcasts either. It's just myself and mister Tom. O'many
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  Speaker 2: chat and shit. You're on this train and you're not.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: That's all I gotta say. But like, we don't just
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: chat random shit for the full hour. Ah chat specific shit,
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: such as in the first segment of the show Tom
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  Speaker 2: where we pick one specific news segment that just really
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: jumped out at us over the last two weeks and
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: we discuss it with the fine listeners of this show
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: in a segment we called the weekly what have You?
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  Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case mod you know, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of a lot of out, a lot of what
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  Speaker 2: have you is and uh, a lot of strands to
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  Speaker 2: keep in my head. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Now, we don't want to rag on the you know,
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  Speaker 1: the coat, the coat of doom, but we run across
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  Speaker 1: things every so often that make us go. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you remember the slime that they brought back to life.
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  Speaker 1: You remember the playing with God turning. You know, mammoth mammoths,
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  Speaker 1: mice out there, and some things are for good or
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  Speaker 1: for either. Somethings a pure out and out acting the
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  Speaker 1: bollocks Poken the bear.
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  Speaker 2: But we try, we try on the Tom and Jerry
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  Speaker 2: Show to have a varied output of content. But every
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  Speaker 2: now and then it's like, look what these mad bossoms
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  Speaker 2: are doing there.
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  Speaker 1: So we've moved to South Africa for this one.
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  Speaker 2: We keep the global we do.
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  Speaker 1: And now because of and this is direct the rhino
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  Speaker 1: horn industry. I mean, it's going to age at these
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  Speaker 1: rhino horns. There's some sort of belief that in there's
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  Speaker 1: medicinal value and grinding on these horns. I mean they're
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  Speaker 1: mostly made up of fucking carrot and the stuff I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Finger is hard hairs, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Fingernails and hair, that's all it is.
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  Speaker 2: Like, so you would get as much medicine out of
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  Speaker 2: a rhino horn as you would out of the sweepings
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  Speaker 2: of a barber shop.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or a child chomping on its nails. That's the same,
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  Speaker 1: the same, the same thing. And of course they have
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  Speaker 1: the numbers have been there upswing because you know, they've
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  Speaker 1: been investing a lot of money into like Kruger buck
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  Speaker 1: in these places, you know, and whatnot to try and
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  Speaker 1: bring the old elephants back or the rhinos back. And
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  Speaker 1: it's working both. It's not without it's you can't go
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  Speaker 1: it a whole the blaze there. So the handiest thing
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  Speaker 1: they found was much like you know when the lads
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  Speaker 1: rub a bank, Yes, and there's a there's a paint
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  Speaker 1: packet in the middle of the die pack and fucking
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  Speaker 1: runs the whole thing. Well, they've done something similar with rhinos,
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  Speaker 1: don't you know? Now? The rhino horn won't blow up
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  Speaker 1: and turn fucking blue if you robbed, it won't.
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  Speaker 2: Leave you with blue face, the blue ink on your face.
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  Speaker 2: So are your hands no no will to.
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  Speaker 1: These gas bastards? Have they turn the horns straight up radioactive?
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  Speaker 2: How have they done that? Tom So?
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  Speaker 1: A group at the University of or Brilliant we'd stand
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  Speaker 1: strand the process is harmless to the runners, which will
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  Speaker 1: allow customs officers to detect smuggling horns as they drin
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  Speaker 1: spot them across the world. You could put a fucking
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  Speaker 1: you could drill a screw into it, lads, it will
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  Speaker 1: show up what.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing right here in the tom is we are injecting,
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  Speaker 2: not we, not you and I because with a bit
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  Speaker 2: more sense, but they're injecting radioactive isotopes into rhino horns.
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  Speaker 1: Much like if anybody's ever been a fan of the Simpsons,
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  Speaker 1: the isotopes were were they the name of the baseball team?
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  Speaker 1: Through If anywhere I can find a place to put
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  Speaker 1: the as Simpsons in, that's gonna it's gonna be worth.
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  Speaker 1: So that's that's the plan. And now their claim is
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  Speaker 1: that you know, putting radioactivity is radioactive ice tubs into
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  Speaker 1: the horn? Will I suppose it allowed to show up
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  Speaker 1: on scanners a bit easier? Now? My argument is, Jared,
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  Speaker 1: they have any amount of fucking scanners and there if
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  Speaker 1: I walk through the scanners at any airport and I
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  Speaker 1: accidentally have an ALANKI left in my rs pocket, they
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  Speaker 1: will find it and they'll wave me down and they'll
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  Speaker 1: scan me up and down and then they'll look at
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  Speaker 1: me like I'm a bollox as I root through my
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  Speaker 1: pocket and find the Alan key or you know four
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  Speaker 1: y thirty five, you know riser screw that's in my
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: you know that little tiny pocket that's up there on
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  Speaker 1: your jeans, I'll be like, oh, for a fox seke,
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  Speaker 1: and they look at me like I'm a prick person
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  Speaker 1: who's practically untrained. Can't find that on me.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, this is it too. An a rhino
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  Speaker 2: horn tom which goes by as best as I can see,
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  Speaker 2: is like a big ass thing and looks not unlike
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  Speaker 2: a rhino horn.
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  Speaker 1: There is no sorry, that's a fucking load. The socks
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  Speaker 1: roll together.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like that's the thing I'm taking home with
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  Speaker 2: the baths. Yeah, yeah, it's a rhin o'horn. So I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't have said that you would need a little radioactive
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  Speaker 2: isotope to go bing. But maybe we're talking about like
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  Speaker 2: in ship and containers and we're not we're not taking
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  Speaker 2: them and carry on and ryan air or like that.
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  Speaker 1: I assume. So, but by the way, the way, did
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  Speaker 1: they kind of outlined it that that's what they'll be
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  Speaker 1: looking for, Like I mean, how I mean if the
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  Speaker 1: scanners can see into the middle of a shipping container,
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  Speaker 1: all well and good, but I would argue that they
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  Speaker 1: can use you know, nanobots drilling nanobot in there. That'll
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  Speaker 1: you know, they can't even be detected. But it is
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  Speaker 1: a tracking system, you know what I mean, track the
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  Speaker 1: bassaards down and catch.
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  Speaker 2: A little transponder or something such a little GPS like
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  Speaker 2: an air tag.
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  Speaker 1: Or some such, exactly exactly like, Well, here's the thinger,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what rhyinos need the horns for, right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, right, and just hear me out on
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  Speaker 1: this one. This is a hypothesis. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: they need their horns for. Are they rooting? Are they digging?
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  Speaker 1: Or they're fighting?
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  Speaker 2: Now I think it's general hoaking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look it. Two hundred and twenty grand. The pop
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  Speaker 1: is what this has cost. This this system has cost, right,
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty thousand. Right, give me twenty minutes
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  Speaker 1: with one and a tranquilizer dart. I'll just take the
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  Speaker 1: fucking horn off and replace it with something fucking cool.
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  Speaker 1: Put something fucking cool there. Let him wake the fuck
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  Speaker 1: back up with just that. I don't know, a badass
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  Speaker 1: piece of fucking titanium sticking out of his face. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: gives a shit and is going to rob that. We've
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  Speaker 1: already got his horn safe. They do it with cattle
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  Speaker 1: all the time, so they don't just this call cattle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not that's that's that's not turn movie. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: like it seems that I like, a what I got,
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  Speaker 1: What point is it going to end up sucking up?
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  Speaker 1: And now all of a sudden you've got Bebop or
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  Speaker 1: rock Steady? I don't know which is which.
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  Speaker 2: I actually I had to look on the day, like
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: I've been following turtles my whole life and I never
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  Speaker 2: heard it was like, actually, which ones was rock Steady?
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  Speaker 2: Is the is the is the Rhinoceros?
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  Speaker 1: Of course it is rocks and Steady. Yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it's rock Steady showing up or like that terrible
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  Speaker 1: movie I watched there recently, he was a hunter. Uh
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  Speaker 1: fucking terrible, terrible thing, craving the hunter, craving the hunter.
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  Speaker 1: Worst things could have been brilliant, one of the worst
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  Speaker 1: things I've ever seen. The rhino guy thought like, is
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  Speaker 1: that what we're looking at?
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing?
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  Speaker 1: Tom like, if they if the horn is radioactive. It's
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  Speaker 1: in their system. Are they going to be producing like radioactive,
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  Speaker 1: fucking psychotic, fucking rhinos.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, here's what I'm gonna tell you, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: You and I are not going to jump ahead that
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  Speaker 2: we remember when segment. But you and I are raised
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  Speaker 2: in the time. We're children of the atom. To borrow
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: our phrase from X men, we are the children of
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  Speaker 2: the atom. Really active material and radiation in movies and
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: TV and comics and books and everything has always meant
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  Speaker 2: one thing. Mutants, Yeah, mutants, monsters, you know, guys faces
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  Speaker 2: melting off ship like this, whereas an actual fact, radiation
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  Speaker 2: is just quite boring. You know, it's the getting X
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  Speaker 2: ray or use a laser level the level concrete radiated.
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  Speaker 2: But like, as far as we're concerned as if you
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  Speaker 2: walk past a radioactive thing, then you're like when you're fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Mutated and all this kind of thing, and I will
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  Speaker 1: hear of nothing to the country. Oh yeah, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna say that's exactly what's gonna happen with these rhinoceroses.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna inject this little radioactive, harmless isotope into their horns.
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  Speaker 1: Because I gotta tell you if you're gonna turn one
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  Speaker 1: part of a rhino radioactive, horned be where I'd start, Buddy,
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly why it starts.
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  Speaker 2: You know what part of the shark would you like
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  Speaker 2: to make radioactive?
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  Speaker 1: Sir?
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  Speaker 2: I think we just started the tape and go from there,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, Yeah, yeah, yeah. The scariest bit, let's find this.
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  Speaker 1: At least one animal to die is still being bouched,
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  Speaker 1: said James Larkin of the University James Larkin. Not at all.
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  Speaker 1: And even if even if James is it's James Larkin.
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  Speaker 1: But if it's if, if he's even from another universe
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  Speaker 1: from the UK, I don't care. I'm still giving him
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  Speaker 1: this stupid accent. I think the figures are only going
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  Speaker 1: to go one way if if we don't watch that
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  Speaker 1: this is a significant tool. They will reduce the numbers
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  Speaker 1: of bouching because we're proactive in the radioactivity rather than reactive. Definitely, definitely,
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  Speaker 1: Professor Larkin, you're absolutely so. They've done twenty rhinos already.
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  Speaker 1: That's a fucking that's a team.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a team.
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  Speaker 1: Suddenly you're going to get Caesar from fucking Planet of
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  Speaker 1: the Apes before we know. The over lot rhino. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna fight a fucking rhinos? Suddenly got brainy? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: way more a aggressive and way more fucking cooler. How
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  Speaker 1: are you gonna what are you gonna do there? Like
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: you're gonna see Safari fucking land rovers and Toyota high
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  Speaker 1: loxes flying into the air on YouTube and TikTok videos.
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  Speaker 1: Left right at the center, it's going.
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  Speaker 2: To be rhinoceros strolling into battle swapping pots around left,
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  Speaker 2: right and center, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, into downtown Johannesburg, just smashing down the corner of
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  Speaker 1: buildings like just walking. Got everything I did the fucking
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  Speaker 1: cash right now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, listen, don't take it from our mocking tone of
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  Speaker 2: the folks that we are pro poatry.
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  Speaker 1: We are not.
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  Speaker 2: Although you know, if a radioactive rhino horn happens to
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: find its way through the torto of a poacher somewhere
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  Speaker 2: along the way, we're all for it. It just seems
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  Speaker 2: to us here at the Tom and Jerry Show a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of a strange and unusually dangerous thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: I like, you have to wonder what they got there,
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  Speaker 1: how they got there, Like did somebody bust in after
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: they Like they tried the paint they kicked in the door.
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  Speaker 2: A great idea.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm watching the Simpsons rot it's going to be
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: absolutely liquor.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: You see down Brew, I have this idea.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: We get to put a radioactivity inside the ones. Brew,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: have you lost your fucking mind? Keep talking, keep talking,
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: he's onto something. Say radio activity again in your.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: And then Larkin from Caramel Cross like, no, he's on something, Lark,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: have you how much is it going to cost?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: It's going to be that's that's over pricing now. So
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: it is here.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: But we wish them all the best in their future endeavors.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Those crazy set African bastards who are injecting radioactive material
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: into rhino horns. Doesn't get any more easy to say
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: every time I say it, Tom, anytime I say look,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: leave it to them. That's what they're up to in
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: South Africa. That's those lads. And I gotta tell you
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: those lads nearly made it into the next segment of
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: the show was this lads. We always got to say,
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: what's these lads? What's those lads? What's the other lads?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: So you know you've got to do something absolutely special
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: to be put aside from all the other lads. And
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: be called this lad.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: We all get like there was always a lad that
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: in school, wasn't there charged you Like, I'm sure I've
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: done a couple of Like I didn't realize I did
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: some stupid shit that I became people remembered that I
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: did when I.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Was a kid. Oh, like Tom, I've spoken. I've spoken
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: in the past about how I am known up home
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: for the last forty years as the child who got
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: slapped at mass.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was ive got known
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: for a lad that jumped off of a specific bridge
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: into a whirlpool. Yes, where nobody jumps off, but I
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: did it because I got out of a ford seventy ten.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I believe it was from the dinner tube around me,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: and jumped into it and survived, needless to say, but
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: they will you get there's often like this poor lads,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: you know, just the poor lad that shit himself? Do
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: you know that? Poor lads?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: And I'd say, Tom, I'd say, if you you you
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: go up home your way? You know, people be like
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: what your the manes is that you don't remember the
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: boy they jumped into the quare but.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Or you know there's the lad who accidentally
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: calls the teacher man oh for yeah, and you'll remember that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: In so all all that to say, Tom, this week's
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: this lad go. Vinda Kumar from India will be forever
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: known for the rest of his life as the boy
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: who bit a snake in half.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: You know what, Like there's some there, there's not many.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: There are less cool things you could be known for.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: But I the reason why I'm laughing right, I had
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: it originally opened down the telegraph here and for some
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: reason to close down to me. So I just typed
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: it in again and it opened up on the sun
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: and leave it to the sun to create the worst headlines.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: That's here venom numb, numb.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Okay. So we're gonna talk about this lad here and
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: like generally this lade is on this show with somebody's
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: in his twenties. Is a bit of a buck buck,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: a bit of a wild one. Now, Govinda Kumar is
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: two years of age. He is a two year old
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: toddler from a Bankatwa br in India. There you go,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: thank you. We try, we try. And he was approached
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: in his backyard. He was just outside and outside the
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: house just playing. You know, you know that you can
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: let it cad out and play, and he was approached
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: by a three foot long venomous cobra.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: By the way, is this the most Indian like? It
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: could have been a dog, It could have been a
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: three foot you know, grass snake. It was an actual cobra.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: It was an actual venomous cobra. I don't know if
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: there are non venomous cobras.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: We'll ask that lad who's got bit in eight hundred
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: times from a couple of episodes back.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I guess any rate, Like you know,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: this kid is too okay, so you know this is
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: what he's doing in between you know Tommy time.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, you know, cocoa melon like a fucking Cobra's right, he's.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Here pit fighting cobra's. The cobra approached young Govinda like
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: it wasn't like the cobra's mind his own business, going by,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: going like all right, god, I got minustaff talking. No, no.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: The cobra came over and wrapped itself around Govinda's arm. Now,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: think about a baby's arm, tom and think about a
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: three for cobra. Okay, so the cobra could actually be
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: thicker than the baby's arm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: a bad situation. This place is that, this is this
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: is going one direction for younger Vinda. He's about to
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: be known as the boy that was killed by a
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: snake but not has watched Tom.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Don't children he cut the well? No, but like the
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: mother actually said, she was getting a bit of firewood
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: and she thinks she scared it out of there first.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: She she does think that Govinda possibly made a go
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: for a black Oh right, so's which also doubles down
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: as being even cooler that the two year olds. The
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: two year old went, ah, what have we here? Now?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: They're not they're not constrictors either, So he wouldn't have
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: been going for the squeeze kill, do you know what
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I mean? But he'd been giving him the heart juice,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: the heart juice where he raars up. He's got that coolest,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: he's got the hood, like I mean, literally a snake.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: You know, people will know of our fandom of being
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: fans of sorts just alone. Was even in a movie
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: called Cobra.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Indeed, indeed Cobra Kai.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: There's almost no snake cooler because it's such a nasty bastard. Well,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what snake cooler. Fucking snake kumer here.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: He's yeah, yeah, snake clisk in child form, snake.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: God. Uh defended himself in a way that I gotta
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: tell you kids will instinctively do. He bit that thing.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: He bit that thing in half.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Now the mother rushed over to the boy and saw
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that he had taken the cobra's head into his mouth
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: like he'd around by then. We'll call it the neck
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: part of the snake. Snake's on that We separated, no
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: shoulders at all, separated cobra from his mouth and hands.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: And the cobra died on the spot. Why because this
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: little absolute legend of Vinda. I mean, I'm gonna go
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: out on a limb here, I've had snake right. I
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: think it was rattlesnake. It was just Pete's smallest slices
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, even a Cooke version chair. They were tough.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: It needed all my teeth going. This little absolute fucking
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: X man just bit it in clean, dead like bit
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: of dead.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right, And I've been I've been thinking
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: about this, Tom is that it you know, the closest
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: equivalent that we could try in our own homes is
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: to try and buy the garden hose in half. Yeah,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: so you know, and I dare say, if you're at
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: nothing else at the minute, folks, go outside and buy
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: the garden hose and have yours or your neighbors give
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: them a story to tell. Ah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: That's what this kid.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Did with like a living, moving, writhing snake, like just
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: has to bite through an inch and a half of muscle,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: sinew and bone.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm actually after reading this wrong. Jar. He
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: took his tuck the head into his mouth. Yeah, just
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: like and bit it off like you would the top
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: off a mister freeze.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: That's like hell, Tom, Like, that's like buy a corn
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: on the cob in half.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, this kid's on. He's got that kind of
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: that kind of you know, when he's in the ages,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: when we're all mesmerized by and nineties mesmerized by strong
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: men when they'd torn up in morning television and bend
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: a pen in half or near the phone book, ye book. Yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: this kid just bit the head and while biting the head,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: he gotta he got a touch of the venom as
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: well in his mouth. I can imagine now he's been discharged.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: It was only a mile touch that the snake cuts.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Imagine the snake going hold on, I'm a fucking I'm
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the one doing the spot to bite. Something very wrong
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: about this lab like word is I'm telling you now
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: that they will never be another snake turn up in
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: their backyard. That's the world is not to get out.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: There's a kid in there that will not just bite
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: you and put venom into you. He will bite your
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: head clean off.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Jesus, and you know, and and and and sometimes like
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: we use this lad as a launch pad for talking
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: about other things, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, not this week. Nope,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: we can't. We can't add anything to this story whatsoever.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Other than if that had been me as a forty
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: four year old man, I would just be like, well,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I've had a good run. The snake is going to
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: take me to my maker right now. I wouldn't even
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: consider biting the fucking thing.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: No, No, it's thought.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: It would never occur to me.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I would want them to put, you know, a cobra,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: maybe emboss a cobra on my coffin afterwards. That's what
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I've got through my mind. Something cool. Why not?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Because it must be said, Tom, I am petrified of snakes.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I've got an Indiana Jones level of snake hatred. I
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: told you earlier snatred snakered I was in. I was
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: in a country there that also had smoking in smoking scenarios, ah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: that you could smoke indoors.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: While I was in that country, I went for a
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: little wander through a park and as I was wandering
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: through the park, a shot of terror grabbed me. I
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: was like, oh fuck, I didn't know that you could
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: smoke indoors in this place. What else don't I know?
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Does this country have snakes? And I just stopped dead
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: and turn my Roman on and it might have caused
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: me like ten euro to google are there snakes in
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: this country? And if so, are they poisonous? And it's like, yeah,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: there's a couple of snakes and they're not that poisonous.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, Google, help me out here. Now, that's
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: not the answer I want here. I want to hear no.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: And if they're where they wouldn't be.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I just got yeah, and maybe google a I going, yeah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: they're best. There's these snakes to be talking about you
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: behind your back, and there's nothing but them, nothing but
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: them around this town. It's just you and the kids
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: now jer yeah, yeah.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: And why they're at it. What you want is anti
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: snake and I'm from this link in Amazon. Go bite
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: it quick right there before you die.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Well, apparently the local medical center that the young young
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: lad went to it gets five to six bites a month.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: But this is the very first time that the team
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: had seen a child bite and kill a serpent.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Might they might they might have seen like a twenty
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: year old nibble a snake.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Like this, this has gone. This your man getting the
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: eight hundred bites to develop that special blood that he
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: got that time. Cool all, but I'm sorry. This kid
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: is the new king of India if that's the team.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he make him, make him the ruler of that province.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I don't want to he wants to claim that throne.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Then throw them venomous cobra and say, will you get
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: out of this situation, buddy.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Because I know that they're fond of If the lad
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: has an extra limb or if he's got something, they're like,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: well it's ganesh reborn. I don't know what God they
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: want to look at here, but I go to the
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: church of this kid. Any kid that's willing to bite
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: the cobra's head clean fucking off, a cobra with big
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: venemy fangs on it, by his head clean off in
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: the back garden and go back to Cocoma Land later
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: on that evening.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: That's that's what I was just going to say, that
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: that kid bit that snake's head off and goes back. Mammy,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: you want to give him all the screen time he
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: wants to everything he is an give him kind of
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: surprise as well, whatever he wants. Whatever. Well, there you go.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: That is this week's this lad. Like I said, not much,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: not much we can add to that other than you know,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: if that was in Ireland and a snake approach us,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: we'd probably just lid inn and day. Sorry it'll take
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: me now, good Lord, there you go. I've had a
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: good run because, as I said, I was terrified as
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: snakes when I was little, from watching Indiana Jones and
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: all that kind of thing. And that is something that
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: has stayed with me my whole lifetime, Tom, from watching
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Indiana Jones in the eighties to now being a forty
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: four year old man still afraid of snakes, because that
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: is what childhood does to you, Tom. Kids India and
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: lasts and we often know. The Tom and Jerry Show
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: like to wrap everything up by taking a look back
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: at some of the things we've seen since our childhood
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: in a segment we call we Remember When when I
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: was a young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Today was gonna be the day. But then begs h.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Then you know what I'm with you. We're not often
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: topical that kid at that sneak three weeks ago.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: The kid's beatn too snakes since.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Up to two snakes a day now, that's his thing.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Off the snakes, extra tattoo, It's unbelievable. But we are
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: topical with this particular segment that we Remember When because Oasis,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: as you're listening to this, if you're listening to the future,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: all this is coming on. But Oasis, as you listen
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: to this, are about to play in Croke Park on Sunday.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I want to see Saturday of Sunday And it's their
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: first gig in dozens of years after the Gallaher brothers
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: put aside their differences and decided to come together for
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: the love of money, sorry, for the love of music,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: love other fans. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, here's the thing. Tom,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: both you and I are in our forties children of
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: the eighties coasted through the nineties as teenagers. So when
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: we say we remember when Oasis came to the Foe,
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I mean we were right there, buddy. I can remember
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: eating Postman Pat sweets over the friend's house, Tom Heller
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: itself and we were having a discussion about Oasis or Blur,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: which I'm sure was an Oasis we're running young team
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: you maybe fourteen fifteen will be about it now. I
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: didn't really understand the weight of it all and stuff
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: like that, and we're like, well, is it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Cooler to like we were just discussioning? Which is it?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Because we didn't have an argument with each other, like
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: we're just going witches, It is a cooler I mean
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: for entertainment value, I think Blur were probably there was
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: a bit of comedy in Blur, and I kind of
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: leaned towards them. There was a bit of crack in there,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean some of their you know
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: they what was the song they had when I could
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: you know that one where they yeah, park park Life.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I always found that funny because they had Mike from
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: the Young Ones was voicing over the the did a
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: lot of the voice over Robert, and he was in
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: the music video as well. And I always liked Mike
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: from the Young Ones. He turned up a bit in
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: a couple of other things as well, but I always
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: found a bit more humor then I always thought he was.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: So they were so fucking crumpy.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, this is it. This is the thing with
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the ways, as Tom says, they're in with fourteen fifteen,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: so put yourselves in their shoes. Ninety four to ninety five.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson has just been outed as a child predator
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: or a predator of children, whatever way you want to
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: put it. The year beforehand, so whatever you thought of
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: pop was gone. I think Kirk Copain was already dead
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: at this stage, could have been. So the change was
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: afoot okay. And then along came a movement known as Britpop.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I always thought they fucking wanker haircuts too, that they
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: copied from Paul Weller, that the hair have been calmed
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: down over the ears thing. Paul Weller kind of headed it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: That was his thing.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: This, this is all that Britpop was ur indie music,
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: British indie music that got swept up in in this
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: movement called brett pop. And not No two bands were
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: the same. Truth be known, but it really was recycled
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Paul Weller, the jam Yeah beat coming background for a
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: new generation. None of it was especially new, None of
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: it was especially interesting. I dare say there was older
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: people like listening to it, going like that's just like
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: a bad version of the Beatles, you know when we
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: were fourteen or fifteen. I mean, this was everything you
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: say you remember the bet by Blower, Tom, I remember
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: being on a minibus to a non alcoholic disco, non
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: alcoholic and name on a minibus to a non alcoholic
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: disco and came on the radio for the first time.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: The radio announcer said, and now the new song from Oasis,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: and everyone was like, oh, and this one is called Wonderwall.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Hell wonder Wall came on the radio for the fourth time,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: and we also listened to this and it was like
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: hearing the voice of God. It was like we'd heard
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: nothing like it before in our life, Like, what the
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: hell is this? This is? Whatever this is? We were
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: here for it, and I dare say, you know, fifteen
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: to twenty, that demographic. Look who's going to the gigs now, Tom,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Look who's going to see Oasis? Oh your lad's air age.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, he was drunk on three pints, falling about
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: the place, not fit for anymore shit haircuts, Yeah yeah, mortgages.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you it's I was doing a gig last
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: year down a Wexford and I thought I'd slipped through
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: a fucking time warp or something because when I parked up,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: somebody drove past me in a fucking punto. I was like, okay,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: all right, I haven't seen one of them in a while.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: But as I'm walking up to do the gig, I
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: was actually a charity gig for our the the Great
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: and Powerful Lost Billy Anderson, and I'll never forget it
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: was sees three girls and that's what they were. There
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: were maybe only in their teens, but what have I
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: It's literally like, I've seen you three girls before? Is
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: this a glitchen matrix in the shadow?
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: It is my neo?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Have I have we? Have you fucked up? Like I
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have seen these three girls because they were
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: wearing baggy jeans like you know what, like X works
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: or Petro motion style jeans. They're wearing one girl's got
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: her hair and plats. I'm like, oh oh, you're in costume.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: You're going off to something here that you're the spice skirts,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: right Yeah, you're the spice skirts right now. Okay, I
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: get it. One of them's got the Cindy Lauper hat on.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Jesus Christ, you're looking at here. Then I
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: put it. I don't know that asking somebody on a
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: podcast or who put it with somebody in the nose
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: like oh no, oh no, that's all come back around.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: All that that ship from the nineties that girls and
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: guys were wearing, that's all come back around. Like there's
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: some constants like links Africa never goes away, but these
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: things come. But it's new to somebody every year, you
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: That is the That is the look that came around
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: that that that look came with the indie music brick
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: pop movement to as bands that we've mentioned they are
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: like Oasis and Blur and Pulp and Swede and Scene
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: and Cast and Swans four and saw Barkarts, And I
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: was right there for all of it, like this was
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: very much my ship, buddy Radiohead, Like this is where
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: it all came in, Like this is this is where
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: it was when.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: You're happier period obviously, yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: You know, I'll be Sunshine, But like maybe maybe why
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: it caught on so much with us where we wear
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: the target audience Tom, you know, not exactly you and I,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: but people at our age. We were the record buying,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: concert going audience of the time, and we'd just come
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: out of the eighties where it was all fucking Wham
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: and Cyndi Lauper and Michael Jackson and all very giddy
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: and bubblegummy and all this kind of thing. And then
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: there's like a like one eighty pivot to lads in
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: combat jackets and don't look like to've been to the
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: barber shopping off a long time, and they look like
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: they smell. They look like smelly people. I'm sorry, gallaher
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: brothers if you look at them even.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Today, look like they need to wash, look moldy. I
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: always said it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I think I think whatever that was just like really
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: really hit a nerve with with the record by an
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: audience of the time, the music listening audience of the time,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: and King of the hell. Top of that mountain were
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: two bands battling out to be the quote unquote best.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: One was called the Watis and one was called Blur.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: We were there. This was our this was our Normandy
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Beach Tom, this was this was the battle of our ages.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I was. You couldn't avoid it, right, There was just
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: no avoiding it for me, I will say, though it
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: didn't catch me by the throat. And it must have
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: been maybe some of the friends that was hanging around with,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: you know, because that's who you were influenced.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: By a lot of the time.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I think I had been bitten by a bug just prior,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: like Early Doors in the nineties, and I say that's
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: what happened was the sisters had gone to America for summer,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: worked over there and brought back, brought back tapes nw
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: A two pac and Notorius b I g okay, I
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: just like house Pain had just gotten their hooks into me,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: and I think one layered over the other and then
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: carried me through probably until college nearly and I was like,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I get you.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: So it would have taken me unto the eminem to
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: get into the wrap end of things. So I didn't
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: purchase into that for a little while.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I was in I was there Early Doors
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: and then kind of dance music was around two, so
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I was okay with that. But I was okay. But
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: the thing was, I was consumed by Oases and Blur
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: because you couldn't fucking avoid him because they're so this
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: is the thing. They're there, and brick pop is as
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: close as as Irish pop, and you're gonna have some
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: of the Irish ones, like like, I know the Divine
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Comedy are British, but they were Irish.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: You'd give them a pass. I'll tell you what it
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: was Tom. Later on we would come to find out
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: that the whole Oasis versus Blur rivalry was completely cooked
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: up by the lads. That the people in Oases and
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: the people in the boor couldn't give a fun one
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: way or another. It was neither here nor there to them.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: If anything, they were just somewhat amused by it that
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: this was taking place solely on the front covers of
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: the of the red top newspapers and the tabloids and
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: such like. And it was an easy talking point like
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: it was. It was just an easy question to ask,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: do you prefer Oways or Blur? It wasn't like what's
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: your solution for piece in the middleast It was like
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: just real simple dead down in the middle one or
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: the other left or right, chocolate or strawberry? Which do
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: you prefer?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: What it was the MUDs and rockers like you know
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: what I mean, isn't it? It's the who And you
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: can be guaranteed with no social media. Really back then,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: it wasn't like they were bitching about each other. Yeah,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: you'd see it, and I'm sure they could back and forth,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: could be skewed in the media. I can't imagine Blur
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: gave too much of a fuck. No, I never seen
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: that way that any of the mountains seemed to come from.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: You know, Liam Galler and that was his whole stick.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: He's not that good of a singer.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna actually contradict you
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: there Tom. He's a shite singer.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's straight up bad.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, he's that fucker can't sing, you know a
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: bit maybe, but Liam.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: No, I know it's all is the sound, right ability, and.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: The attitude and the whole magnitude of him. Yes, I'll
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: give it, Liam gallaher that he is an important figure,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: but that fucker can't sing. I'm sorry, Bro.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I never the hard man think because you know he
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: put he put at you know who mink Man. I
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: never I could never see it in tough about him,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: like I could never see like it. Like while he'd
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: go on about all this, the people that I was
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: listening to, we're actually out there shooting people. I'm getting
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: shot at, like you know, two pack of ticket on
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: the streets, take it, take it to five shots, like
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: you know, you're kind of going when your guy is
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: talking about fucking smunking somebody around it and maybe a
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: knocking camera on the ground. Where's my guys over here
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: getting shut?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And then I think now that I think, like
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you Oasis is. Oasis put out their
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: first album, which is called Definitely Maybe No. I didn't.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I wasn't there. Ground Floor took a little oil,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: as most things do, took a little oil to bubble
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: up and cook. So but the time the second album
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: was the Story Morning Glory came out like I was
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: right there for I was like, I'm absolutely gonna and
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. By the time their third album
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: came out in another couple of years, but the time
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: be Here Now came out in two years after that,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: I was done. I was like, now you're all right
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, I like, just just fine, I don't
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: mind that. And then you listen to the lyrics of
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: the songs and I was like, I don't know that
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: the fucking songwriting ability is here, lads. You know it's
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know, yeah at all. Rhymes, don't get me wrong,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: this shiit rhymes, but it's not like it's deep. It's
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: not like it makes a whole pile of I never.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Fully understood anything ever saying. I like Champagne super Nova
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: because it just kind of it seemed to have a
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: nice melody to it and it seems to be fun
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: to sing along to. But any of the other at
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: rest of them, Like what are these string of words
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: being put together? What the fuck are you actually on about?
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Like it's very like you know, if you if you,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: if you find.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Out what's a wonderwall?
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Sally can wait? Yes, indeed, whos Sally? Where
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: the fuck is she going?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Have we not?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: It's it's when you find out a lot of like
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: the big pop songs over the last twenty or thirty
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: years all came from like this one Swedish production faciety.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: It's all written by Swedish guys with English as their
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: second language, and none of it ordly, it's very.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Well some fucking you know, toy train, enthusiastic, fucking cornwall.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: You know these guys who are worked. You're going, wow,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: you know, how did that guy make his money? Oh well,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: he wrote Wonderwall, he wrote park Live.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: So yeah, you know, so so be it with with
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Oasis songs, I was like, like, I don't know who
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: the fuck wrote it. I mean at rhymes, I guess,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: but like, I don't know a lot of this holes
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: holds much water when you look at it. By the
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: time that third album came around, I was sick of
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: the stick. I was sick of they're fucking going on,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: and I think I may have been may about it. Tom.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I was very much in the minority at that stage
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: because a lot of people around at my age were
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: only starting to get into wastes now and they were like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: this is now, we're talking, now, we're cooking. This is
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: the stuff I think now, w may I introduce you
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: the radiohead I was fucking insoferable as a child. That
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: must be said. So that that to me was that
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: was the common and going of Oasis there and then
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: the bands of that time. Tom I know you've just
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: confessed to being an nw A guy, But was there
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: any other bands of that time, of that bread pop
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: movement that you think deserved to be playing Croke Park now?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I would like to see Blur, I actually would if
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're going to give the row you've
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: always been a fucking bit of a West bread tom.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I you know what, if I know you know what.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I really liked how your Man Damon album he pivoted
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: into the Gorillas and they became cartoons. I really liked
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: the artistic fuck you of that. I love that that
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: it was like because people were like, what, it's not
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: even a real it's not no, and it was happy.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: It was a complete it was a chant. All their
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: songs are just fucking chance, and I love that they
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: completely pivoted with not as grand look like Liam Gottaher
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: coming back is kind of a bit like you know
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: when you see old wrestlers being brought back out and
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, Jesus Christ, he's still yet the tits
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: are saggy, you know what I mean, he's still trying
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: to put on the same spandex. I'm not buying it.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Like if he stood out from behind the fourth Wall.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I went, all right, I'm fucking loaded, could do with
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: a bit more money. Thanks for coming out. Let's have
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: a good night, okay. I turned him a bit into
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: fucking Jimbo in there when we were there.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Let's see what you could have won. I will tell
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: you Tom that that was I think that was the
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: one thing that that really started me not liking Oasis
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: at the time. Was they talk a good game that
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: there pure rock and roll, pure musicians are not you know,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: very commercial. It's you know, it's all very grassroots. It's
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: over indie. It was indie music, Tom as they would
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: say it. And then they started getting like, as far
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: as I was concerned, just a couple of degrees away
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: from bon Jovi, like, you know, like it's okay, No,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: this is very much an image thing. This is very
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: much commercial. This is very much a stick and to
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: this day, coming out to sell tickets to Croke Parker
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: three hundred fucking euros a piece, all of a sudden,
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: isn't for the love of the music, lads, I'm sorry,
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: this is all very the whole image, the whole thing,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: I don't buy it, and the whole rivally Richard Brother,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: I don't buy it. I'm sorry. I think that's all
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: been a Maria put on of a thing. I think
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: their best pals behind the scenes to go to each
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: other's houses of Christmas, their grand I don't buy it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I don't buy it.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I never bought the route with the
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: brother thing. I just like never. And when they could
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: never say it was anything specific, well he wrote me
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: missus or something like that, it was just like, well,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: you know, it just became couldn't live in him and
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: shut up, yeah, shut up, don't be cut biting the
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: hand that feeds you, you know.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: And and to that end, you know, you could sort
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: of respect or a little bit more because they never
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: pretended to be like that's what I mean, like it
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: was super cool or anything like that. They were as
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: to borrow O for a time, they were upfront counts.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I got the vibe that a lot of them, like
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: your Man from the verb as well, verb as well,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: was trying to put on a bit of it was
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: very It was I just I couldn't align myself with
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: any of these soft bastards because I was just I
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: like their music. It was all it was all very
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: very It was like I had the same algorithm that
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: would tap in you know, it's almost like they found
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: the perfect hurts to tap into your brain, like going,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: it's a chant, I'll remember that. Lyrics of this much
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: easier than your average song. But for the most part,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, these all seem like fucking absolute fucking
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: told rights.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: You know, it's it's a music industry Tom.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: The one that turned me completely, I'll never forget it
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: was they were being interviewed, always were being interviewed at something,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: and I mean someone who was either leam or no,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: whichever the fuck I don't and they were you know,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? How was life? Like? Coke out
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: of his fucking big and he's like, you know, I
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: got nineteen million pounded bank all, the biggest rock band
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: in the world. I'm fucking lovely, And you're like, what
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: who says that? Who? The fox says that? Who? It's
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: it's and you you fucking stole a living in my book,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: because you can't fucking sing, your bastard, You can't sing.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: You got it. You wrote a couple of good tunes,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: which is right, being right, you should have been a
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: songwriter for a better singer.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: There you go. The brother would have done far better
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: if he gave it. If he gave say, if he
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: gave the you know what, I'm not saying. The whole
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: thing sold very well.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: That was the thing.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: It's sold very well being brothers being fucking northern, you know,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: because Fahm was selling you know, it was moving away
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: from the posh boy British thing. It was moving into
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: like working class you know, it was was coming up
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: and that's who they were pushing forward, I think, and
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: awful of that sold them. It was that. And then
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: of course here in Ireland, you know, with the name
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: like Gallagher.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: That didn't hurt either.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Right, oh you're the mother from Mayo. It was amazing
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: and I mean I did hear it was one of
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: the more it was the only enjoyable thing I've ever
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: heard come out of William Gallar's mouth. Was he was
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: being interviewed in this kind of walking interview once and
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: it was he was friendly with Steve Coogan and they
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: were at a they were yes, yes, yes, they were
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: at a wedding over Mayo. We stayed at the castle
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: that they were in, and the story goes that he's
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: downstairs in at the wedding in in in the function
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: more than the gun. Come on, got her, Come on,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: come on man. He does a very good Irish accent.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You know, he's come on, got our singing song. Sing
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: the song. You're like a fuck all fully fucking mommy,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: fucking all other days, fucking off, you're fucking ship anyway,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: fucking away. It's a fucking shit, go you fucking funk
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: after and Coogan steps up and starts singing because he's
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: a he's a very good singer, and he sings and
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: they have this unbelievable session there at five o'clock in
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: the morning on the fucking rip. He wakes up the
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: next morning, Gallaer doesn't sign the bed fully. Next thing,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: he sees this lump of a body underneath you. Oh
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I didn't take like a cousin because there's
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: a codin the wit and I own. And then it's
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: room service knocks on or you know, housekeeping knocks on
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: the door, and both rights it's fucking Coogan goes ah
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: wakes up to that and it's the only enjoyable thing
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you ever heard come out in Leam. Can not take
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: away look huge success.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: I do think huge success.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Personally. I think they fucking stole a living had they
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: mean in another era, another country, another time zone. The
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: stars aligned amazingly for him, and people fucking love nostalgia,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: makes them feel young. They love nostalgia and that's what
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: will sell three hundred quid to take it. But like
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: if you hear somebody like say country music star Luke
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Cohmbes right for example, more Hampler right, I'm not saying
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: he's in the same vein, but in he can sell
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: fucking earth like that man can sell stadiums like not
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: just scrowkebar. He'll sell a fucking stadium, but he makes
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: sure that there's at least thirty percent are right rock
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  Speaker 1: bottom prices twenty five dollars tickets the rock bottom because
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: and he says himself, because he says, les, I'm fucking good.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean I'm doing alright, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need those turred and those people needing a
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: good night out. And you're like, okay, that's a fucking artist.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: And it was only when he was brought He never
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: brought it up. It was he got drawn down on it.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: One time he went, hold on, do your promoters not
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: go bananas? So he goes, they fucking hate me, but
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: it's policy. Now, that's policy because those people need a
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: fucking night out and they'll be fans forever. It's this
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: shit of gouging people, you know, And at three hundred
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: quid I fucking ticket in C Park to hear a
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  Speaker 1: fellow who can't fuck and sing stand in front of
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you know, his brother who's a middle of the road
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  Speaker 1: fucking guitar player. Let's be honest. He's no Brian. He's
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: no Brian. May do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean coming out now? Well, listen,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: we could be absolutely wrong. Maybe maybe we're just better Tom.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I mean that's something that's been leveled at me before.
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  Speaker 1: That's highly possible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, you know, and if we are whatever,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: that's what I want to say. What are you going
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: to do about my bitterness? Nothing? But what you can
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: do is tell me that I'm just a bitter that
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Ocean color scene fan over here whose boys never got
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: the recognition that I feel the deserved. You can let
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: us know about that in the comments. Were you there
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: at the first at the cold face of Britpop? What
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: have we forgotten? Are you mad that we didn't mention
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: shed seven? Let us know in the comments, let us
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: know in social My god.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Peter, what about Peter Andre? You never mentioned Peter Andre.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: We've got a couple of sleeper an Elastica fans over here,
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: just out of dimension of the waysis yet again while
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: their favorite bands get slept on. You can vent all
• 50:50
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  Speaker 2: Right You are going to see Oasis in Crook Park
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: this weekend. Have a good time. We hope you enjoy it.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: We hope you get your money's worth.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Zip your parka up but below, make sure and bring
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a few power seats out for yourself. Drink a bit
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: of water before you go to.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Bed, back, get in your light in the house of
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: the morning.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: You're not the kid you used to be, right, ugh, Man.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you it took me a while to
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: get over the hangover that I had from listening to
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Wonderwall the first time in a non alcoholic discico and
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: I was thirty years ago. There you go.