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JLo, Seeking Sister Wives, Post Nuptial Agreements with Sarah Colonna · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 1: for it?
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  Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
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  Speaker 3: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch.
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  Speaker 2: What's it called?
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  Speaker 1: It's Dunaidial. Where? Dunaidial.
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  Speaker 2: There's an accent on the E.
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 4: Lift?
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  Speaker 1: Please.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going past Kimmage?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Kimmage.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
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  Speaker 5: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: She talks Hollywood tales for real life.
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  Speaker 1: Mr. Sake and Serial Data and Serial Sister.
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  Speaker 1: And addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 4: Woo woo.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have our girl
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  Speaker 1: Sarah Colonna here. We have so much juicy stuff to
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  Speaker 1: talk about the weekend. First, I just want to remind
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  Speaker 1: you guys that coming up, these tickets are selling really well.
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  Speaker 1: Justin Martindale and Julie Goldman will be joining me in
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  Speaker 1: Napa at the Krug Winery, 530 and 830, Friday, June 17th.
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  Speaker 1: Get your tickets. They are selling well, and we're really
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  Speaker 1: excited to be there.
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  Speaker 2: How are you? I'm good, girl. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so good.
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  Speaker 2: You're so bright and pink and cheery today. I really
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  Speaker 2: enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because you missed a fun weekend in which you
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  Speaker 1: were invited to.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: As the Step Brothers would say, the Catalina Wine Mixer
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  Speaker 1: that we went to. But you had an exciting weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell me about your weekend first of
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  Speaker 1: why you couldn't go to the Catalina Wine Mixer with
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  Speaker 1: us on our boat? And what you did instead.
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  Speaker 6: I attended my mom's retirement party. She's worked at the
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  Speaker 6: funeral home for 39 years and she is retiring.
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  Speaker 1: Why is she like pulling an Ellen? Why didn't she
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  Speaker 1: just do 40 years?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's a good question.
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  Speaker 1: Because Ellen retired at 19 years.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah. Why not just make it an even number?
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  Speaker 1: Is the truth going to come out that your mom
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  Speaker 1: was horrible to all the dead people?
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  Speaker 2: That she had to leave early because she wouldn't let
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  Speaker 2: them look her in the eye. Oh, boy. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. But we surprised her.
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  Speaker 6: I put a little Instagram video up on my Instagram
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  Speaker 6: if anyone wants to see it.
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  Speaker 2: It's very sweet, I think.
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  Speaker 1: And she loved the surprise.
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  Speaker 6: She was very excited. And it was from 4 to 6.
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  Speaker 6: It was a retirement from 4 to 6.
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  Speaker 2: That is a tight schedule. It is a very tight schedule. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And what did they serve?
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  Speaker 2: There was some little meatballs.
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  Speaker 6: I enjoy a little meatball situation.
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  Speaker 2: Some spinach dip, a cheese plate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or cheese options.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Some little empanada type things.
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  Speaker 1: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And what was great about having your mom work in
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  Speaker 1: a funeral home and what was not so great?
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  Speaker 6: Not so great was when she would come home from
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  Speaker 6: work and stuff and be like, oh, we're so busy.
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  Speaker 2: We're busy. And I'm like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one place you don't want to be busy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like you want the bagel shop to be busy. Right.
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  Speaker 2: You want your restaurant. You want to be slammed. You
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  Speaker 2: want to be in the weeds at the restaurant. You
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  Speaker 2: don't want to be in the weeds at the funeral home.
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  Speaker 2: So I would always be like, oh, so everyone.
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  Speaker 1: It's for bumming me out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she just sort of, because of it, she just
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  Speaker 2: sort of talks about death. Like it's just, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's coming.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a common– any time.
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  Speaker 1: Would you ever get inside Juicy Scoop like a scandal,
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  Speaker 1: like someone died and then the wife didn't want the
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  Speaker 1: mistress coming to the funeral and your mom had to
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  Speaker 1: handle that kind of stuff?
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  Speaker 2: No, I wish.
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  Speaker 6: It seems– it's– you know, it was in Fayetteville. It's
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  Speaker 6: not– it's probably– that probably happens in more and more
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  Speaker 6: exciting places.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And people are pretty calm, I guess. No, that probably
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  Speaker 2: did happen.
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  Speaker 6: She just never told me or maybe– but she would–
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  Speaker 6: the thing that I would– Get Insights coupon was like,
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  Speaker 6: she would call me and basically say, if she said,
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  Speaker 6: remember so-and-so, that meant.
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  Speaker 1: It was never going to be good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
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  Speaker 1: So it was never, remember so-and-so, ran into them at Walmart.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Always remember so-and-so. Well, they're dead.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know if I'll miss that for sure,
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  Speaker 2: but I think I will.
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  Speaker 1: Well, next year... if we go to the Catalina Wine
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  Speaker 1: Mixer again, I never even knew this thing existed.
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  Speaker 2: Did it come from Step Brothers?
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  Speaker 1: So Step Brothers mentioned at the end of the thing,
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  Speaker 1: this is what they do to try to make themselves
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  Speaker 1: look good, the two Step Brothers. Can they pull off
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  Speaker 1: helping run this event, the Catalina Wine Mixer? Clearly it
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  Speaker 1: was made up by Will Ferrell because he lived in
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  Speaker 1: Southern California. It was probably just like, let's just do
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  Speaker 1: something weird at Let's just mention Catalina because it's like
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  Speaker 1: Catalina is just something you just always hear about when
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  Speaker 1: you live here. But it's kind of– it's fun but
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  Speaker 1: there's like not much to it. So a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people go there for like the day or something.
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  Speaker 2: It's a fun day trip.
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  Speaker 1: It's a fun day trip. But I was there– last
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  Speaker 1: time I was there with the boys, we were having
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  Speaker 1: dinner and we were walking around and this guy who
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  Speaker 1: was a Juicy Scooper who clearly was gay because I
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  Speaker 1: don't think a lot of guys are hardcore Juicy Scoopers.
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  Speaker 2: That aren't.
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  Speaker 1: And then he, so anyway, so he comes up to me,
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  Speaker 1: he's totally cute and he's English. He has an English accent.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I go, what are you doing here? And
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  Speaker 1: he's like, Oh, I'm here for an internship. And, um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, do you like it? And he's like, um,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, God damn it. That guy has
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  Speaker 1: a social media internship in Catalina. He should be in
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  Speaker 1: West Hollywood having the fucking time of his life. Right.
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  Speaker 1: But when you think about it, like they, they probably
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  Speaker 1: showed this beautiful photo. It looks like Portofino or something.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, and they're probably like, oh, an island
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  Speaker 1: just a little bit off of Southern California, only 20
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  Speaker 1: miles from LA that I realized is like a three-hour
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  Speaker 1: boat ride. And how fun it's going to be. And
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  Speaker 1: then he probably got there and it was like, it's
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  Speaker 1: cool for a day or two. There's a cool little street.
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  Speaker 1: But he's like working there and living there.
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  Speaker 2: And what's he doing? Social media?
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  Speaker 1: Some social media internship or something. Just what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: He got lured.
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  Speaker 1: On a foggy day in London to come here. And
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  Speaker 1: just do your research, people.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go live on an island in California.
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  Speaker 1: And same if you were going to go to, like,
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  Speaker 1: Italy or something to do something. Like, make sure wherever
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  Speaker 1: you're going to go is really, like, the happening place
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  Speaker 1: you want to be. Because you never know. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: country's a big place. Anyway, so we had a... It
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  Speaker 1: turned out to be so fun.
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  Speaker 2: Who went with... Who took my place?
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  Speaker 1: My sister, who I originally wanted, no offense. But her husband...
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  Speaker 1: I don't think her husband had the confidence in Peter's
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  Speaker 1: sailing ability when I originally asked her.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So then I was like, and I said, full disclosure, Shannon,
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  Speaker 1: like I've asked Sarah, I've asked my friend Noelle, I've
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  Speaker 1: asked Liz, like they, no one can do it. And
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  Speaker 1: we really need like another couple. We have another, we
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  Speaker 1: had one more couple coming, but that they were coming
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  Speaker 1: like late and like, I need, we needed like, come on,
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  Speaker 1: let's have some fun. So, cause Dr. Drew and Susan
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  Speaker 1: couldn't come. They were already, they were originally going to come.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, were they invited before me as well?
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  Speaker 1: You guys were invited at the same time.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Cause we always wanted six people. We did not want
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  Speaker 1: more than that. Okay. And it was way more fun
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  Speaker 1: than I thought. Like I, there were like bands. You
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  Speaker 1: went and watched the stepbrothers movie there. Um, we did
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  Speaker 1: the VIP, which really wasn't that expensive when you get
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  Speaker 1: all this food and drink. Um, I mean, I really
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  Speaker 1: should get free tickets next year. I'm basically selling it.
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  Speaker 1: But we had a blast. We had a blast.
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  Speaker 2: It looked fun. So did they just have the movie
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  Speaker 2: playing constantly on the loop?
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  Speaker 1: No, you went specifically to watch the movie in the theater,
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  Speaker 1: and people were yelling out stuff. It was like Rocky
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  Speaker 1: Horror Picture Show, but for the Stepbrothers. Oh, that's fun.
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  Speaker 2: Why didn't Will Ferrell show up?
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  Speaker 1: I know people always think that, but I'm like, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't care.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 1: What does it have to do with him? How many
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: people come up to him and quote him and stuff?
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  Speaker 1: He's like, he's moved on to other things. Right.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't have a stake in the Catalina wine mixer? No.
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  Speaker 1: Shareholder? No, but so then they started doing, then Catalina,
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  Speaker 1: then someone thought, let's do this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like a little mini, like a little mini
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  Speaker 1: Coachella kind of a situation. No one famous, but like
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  Speaker 1: good music, good DJ, you're on the beach. You either
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  Speaker 1: stay in a hotel or if you have a boat
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  Speaker 1: situation like us, we stay on the boat.
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  Speaker 2: And is there just like a bunch of wine tastings?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. For the VIP, there's wine tasting and food stations.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: And then for general, I think you have to buy
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: like your own food and you get a couple tastings.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: But then you're enjoying the music and the atmosphere and
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  Speaker 1: all that. I was saying though to Annie, which was
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  Speaker 1: Shannon and I were there and we're like, There's like
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  Speaker 1: a group of like girls, dirty 30 birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Party, right?
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, why are like no guys going up
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  Speaker 1: to that table? And I'm like, you know what? It's
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: just changed. I'm like, if you and I were here
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: like 25 years ago, guys would have been coming up
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  Speaker 1: to us, getting our number, cat calling us.
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  Speaker 6: You didn't see what my hair looked like 25 years ago.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not sure anyone was trying to get my number, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, though. When you would go out with girlfriends,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't guys approach your table? And wouldn't guys, like, buy
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  Speaker 1: you drinks?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And, like, maybe you'd make out in the group? I mean, granted, sometimes,
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: you know, I understand, like, bad things have happened, okay? Well,
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  Speaker 1: of course.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But if you could just go back 25 years and
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: nobody gets raped, it was, like, a pretty good time. Like,
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: it was a pretty fun time because guys were like, woohoo,
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: get on a boat. Like, now they would be embarrassed
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: to do that because they'd be like, excuse me, why
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: are you catcalling me? I loved being catcalled. I loved it.
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  Speaker 6: You should just, you should be like, you should put
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  Speaker 6: a little thing on your table that says, it's okay
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  Speaker 6: to catcall me.
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  Speaker 2: And then just have people do it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now I'm a little old for it. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: good times. Boozed, got a little sunburned, had some fun.
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  Speaker 2: It looked fun. I liked your pictures. And did you
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  Speaker 2: like staying on the boat? Yes. But you had done
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  Speaker 2: it for two nights. It was two nights, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and my brother-in-law loved it. He said it was like,
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: you know. Peter didn't kill anybody. No, he was in
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  Speaker 1: a good mood.
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  Speaker 2: He was fine.
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  Speaker 1: Everything was great.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody fucked up the toilets. We didn't make a big mess. No,
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: it was a great situation for all involved. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Next time, girl.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I want to stay on the boat.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Or if we just go out there in the summer
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: and stay like one or two nights. Three nights. We
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: say three nights, but you don't have to. Two is
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: probably perfect.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: I know you guys are done with Johnny Depp, but
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to fill it in. And now that
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: we had a couple moments to breathe, I did make
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: a mistake on the last episode because I literally recorded
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: it as we heard the verdict.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, right.
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  Speaker 1: So he was awarded $ 10 million in compensatory damages and
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: $ 5 million in punitive damages. The $ 5 million means that
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: The person, I believe, had malice in doing what they did. Right.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: And there was a cap on that in the city.
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  Speaker 1: So it was only $ 350, 000. I recorded that. Like, literally,
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: we stopped our show, listened to the verdict. I then
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: put that in the show. And people were writing on
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: my YouTube, like, you're wrong. You're wrong. I was like, oh,
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: my God. How do I know? Oh, sorry. I didn't
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: check with what the Virginia law was.
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  Speaker 2: He was awarded that.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: It just happens to be a different amount than he's
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: actually going to get.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, so that brings him to $ 10. 350. Then, of course,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: she got $ 2 million, bringing it down to $ 8.
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  Speaker 3: 350.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think he's going.
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  Speaker 6: To pay her $ 2 million and then she's just going
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  Speaker 6: to give it right back?
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  Speaker 2: And be like, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess she's already appealed it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she has.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: So I guess they'll have to go through that. But
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: they could also at one point do like a settlement something.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I read something crazy.
• 12:18
  Speaker 6: Like she has like, And again, on the YouTube, don't
• 12:21
  Speaker 6: correct me because I didn't do a ton of research
• 12:23
  Speaker 6: about this, but I read something that suggested she has
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  Speaker 6: like 30.
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  Speaker 2: Years to pay.
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: Right, which is why I thought when my prediction was
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: always he'd prevail, I didn't get into the details of
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: how he'd prevail. It's clear he prevailed. So I was
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: right about that. And I said, but I don't think
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: they'll award him more than $ 7 million because she got
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: $ 7 million in the divorce. That's where I came up
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: with that number. Right.
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  Speaker 3: $ 8. 350 million.
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  Speaker 1: Not that far off. So I do want to say
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: pretty impressed with myself.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're never that far off on your predictions. And
• 12:56
  Speaker 6: you're usually very correct.
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  Speaker 2: And this time you were just slightly off.
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  Speaker 6: But I also think there's speculation of whether or not
• 13:04
  Speaker 6: actually he'll pursue the money.
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  Speaker 2: Or if it's more of just he wanted.
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  Speaker 1: Or will it be a charity thing? He's thrilled. He's thrilled.
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  Speaker 2: He's happy.
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  Speaker 1: He went out with 20 friends. And spent $ 60, 000 at
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: an Indian food place. Oh. That's a lot of curry chicken.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: But for only 20 people. You know, he likes the
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: very expensive wines and everything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: And he's treating people again.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: But isn't he sober? I don't know.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Well, he's treating other people.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But my concern is just do not invite any of
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: those people to live in properties that you own. Can
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: we stop that? Yeah. Take them out for Indian food.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: I'm fine with that, Johnny. But let's not invite them
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: to live rent-free indefinitely.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think maybe he should stop treating people to things.
• 13:50
  Speaker 6: It seems like he gets himself in a real shitload
• 13:53
  Speaker 6: of trouble with people that like to live off of
• 13:58
  Speaker 6: him or off of his property. You know, I'm not
• 14:00
  Speaker 6: talking about her. I'm talking about like all those people
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: that were discussed.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Her sister who testified for her, Whitney, gave her a
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: message of support saying, I know what I saw. you know, I,
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: I support you. I tell the truth. Oh yes. I
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: stand with Amber Heard. Then someone went through and so
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: I forgive me for the Instagram account that I forgot
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: who did this, but they listed all the stars, celebrity
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: stars that liked Johnny Depp statement that he signed and
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: all the people that liked Amber's. And it was like
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: two people liked Amber's of any note notoriety. Um, So
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: we were saying as you're coming in, a lot of
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: people are like, oh, my God, this is so bad
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: for women and domestic violence and everything. I mean, I
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: she got caught in a lot of mistruths. And the
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: main thing was the sexual assault. Right. Like with the
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: bottle and that whole thing. People there was no proof
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: to it. No one saw it. Obviously, she didn't go
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: to the doctor for it. And that was something that,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: you know, he... And she hadn't brought it up before, right?
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: And then, listen, again, who knows? God forbid any of
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: it's true.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: But obviously there was some mistruths along the way enough
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: that it didn't... Right. It was hard for her to
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: then have a solid case.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, and really seeing it, there were... Her attorney
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: went on the Today Show. And she was like, you know,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: there were all these other things that were proven to
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: be true that we weren't allowed in this trial that
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: was allowed in the Sun... thing in which the son
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: prevailed when he was suing them for defamation, whatever.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: But also, wasn't it that, and this is just a question,
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: in the son one, he wasn't able to have any witnesses, right?
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: It was just.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: See, all these little things, I'm like, this is where
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: people get mad. They're like, shut up. Oh, yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: All right, then shut up.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: But I just want to say, in general, in just
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: seeing the kind of person she is, I think that
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: she does exaggerate. I do think that she makes up stuff.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I do think she might believe her own lies. I
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: do think that there were things that happened in the
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: relationship that she believed were abusive, whether it was verbal
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: or whatever, and went extra steps to get people to
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: believe her. And in doing those extra steps, she exaggerated, lied,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: and then she was caught in all of that. That's
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: what I really think. And I do think that sometimes people...
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: can still be victims and still be a liar. Right, right, agreed. Like,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I think both things can be true.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: And it does sound like he was, I mean, you
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: heard things from her, too.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: So I just, I kind of thought they would just be,
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: I really thought the jury would be like, nobody wins,
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: you guys both abused each other and were crazy and whatever.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: That's kind of what I thought was going to happen.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: But obviously they reached a verdict based on what they
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: heard and saw, and okay.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: But I just thought that, if you go with the
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: verdict and you go with the fact that he obviously
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: felt there was abuse on his end, you know, to him,
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: then that doesn't, I mean, that's still violence and still
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: domestic violence, right?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Right, like what if you do it to each other?
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Clearly she did, like, you know, hit him and everything.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: It just, I mean, people are happy it's kind of
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: over with. I thought why I discussed it on Juicy
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Scoop is because it involved, you know, Huge superstars, gorgeous people,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: big age difference, shitting in a bed, you know, alcohol, drugs.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: It was like interesting. Yeah. It was fucking juicy.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: So people couldn't stop but watch it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's why we talked about it. And then
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: the social media aspect of it, which that, you know,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: they were like, did that influence the jury? Well, they
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: weren't supposed to be influenced. Well, they took a big week,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: one week off in the middle for something. Yeah. Then
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: they had the long weekend. Yeah. And even if they
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: didn't look at it, you're telling me you're lying in
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: bed with your spouse when no one's around and you're
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: not going to talk about it and what the spouse
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: thinks who also gets to see everything you saw?
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like it's hard in any trial anymore
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: to believe that people aren't looking stuff up.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Well, not everything is.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: She wasn't supposed to be looking stuff up either, but
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: she referred to some things in court that were clearly
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: going on during.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: It, you know? Yeah. But how can you– how would
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: you not?
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: How would you not be like– because people were saying
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: terrible shit about her.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: So how do you not– you don't want to look,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: but you– how do you not?
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Yes. And then also, not every trial– like, normally, if
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: you would go on a trial, even if it was, like,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: kind of a high-case, a high-profile trial thing, it's not
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: necessarily filmed like this. Right. So, like, you'd still maybe
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: be influenced by the outside world, and you're not supposed to. But,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, this was, like, literally– if you went home
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: to John– John will have seen every single thing that
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: you saw if he watched the whole trial. So it's like,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: how can... Are you really not going to discuss it
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: with him? I know, I have a hard time not
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: discussing it. And then with It, he's also... getting the
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: influences of other people. You might be watching a YouTube
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: feed and hearing all other comments.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: I feel like if I was selected for a jury
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: or when they were asking me questions, I go, I'm
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: not going to be able to stay off social media.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: I'm going to read everything I can about it because
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: I don't have that confidence in myself.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: So I'm not a fair juror. So can I go home?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I think that's great. Not every trial is going to
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: have a social media aspect, but if it does and
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: you really don't want to be Just be honest. Just
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: be like, I literally could show my phone at the
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: end of every week. It tells me how much screen
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: time I had.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: And I'd be like, ah, it says six and a
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: half hours.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Do you really want me on this jury?
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Well, I was telling you this when I walked in,
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: the aspect that I was probably the most fascinated about is, uh,
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: and then we can move on. But just, I was
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: listening just now on, on Stern about he likes, they
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: sent someone, one of their correspondents out and he was
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: interviewing the wet women that were outside the courthouse that
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: were like, one woman was like, I'm, He goes, oh,
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: so you and Johnny Depp are an item.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: She goes, I wouldn't say an item. I'd say he's
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: my fiance.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: And I would say that, you know, she started talking
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: about like where she went to school and how she's
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: some sort of medical science neural.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: She was talking about that. And she was like, that's
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: my jam. That's what I do for a living. That's
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: my jam. And Johnny loves it. And he fucks me
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: arabesque up against a wall. I mean, it was it.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're crazy fans. There was a big pirate ship
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: that came and then it was like parked outside and
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: then they realized he isn't coming back. And guess what?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: He's never coming back to your town. No. No, so
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I hope you got to see him at the courthouse.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I hope you got to wave your Edward Scissorhand at
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: him because he's not coming back to your town. He
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: won and he's happy and thanks for your support.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: And guys, you know, girls, guys, all of us, just
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: we don't, he's Not in love with you.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: While you're standing on the side of the street pretending
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: that you have a relationship with them.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: It's just insane. I mean, obviously, there's something going on
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: with that lady.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: And then there was another lady dressed like a big turd.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: And she went to the courtroom. So, again, I.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Don't think that she deserved to have people sitting in
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: there mocking her in something that she was trying to
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: tell her story.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: click and collect.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: So easy.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: He said, I have a work dad.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I need a home dad.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: go through. It's about what happens next.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm not going to
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: pull punches. You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Also, but the star, the real star is this cute
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Camille Vasquez who really killed it. And law firms are
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: battling to hire her. Isn't that true, Miss Heard? Yeah.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I was fascinated by her delivery of everything.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when she'd be like, and Amber got caught in saying, no,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't leak the information. I wouldn't know how to
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: do that. And then the next sentence she was like,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: If I would have leaked it, I know how to
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: get more press than that. And then she's like, you
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: just said that you didn't know how to leak information.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Isn't that true, Ms.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Heard? Yeah. She was on it. If I ever get
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: in trouble, I'd like for her to be my lawyer.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Well, a lot of law firms want her, and I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: hope that she just stays in law. Like, just be
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: a good lawyer. Make a shit ton of money. You're
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: not ready to go– Don't give it up for some
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: talk show or something. Just be that killer female lawyer
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: for like another 20 years.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: And then go do something fabulous.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't be this lawyer.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Don't hop on the Hollywood train. Yeah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Please, God.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Like too quick. Yeah.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Do you think she's going to? Is that
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: your prediction?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I hope not. I just hope not because she's pretty too.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: But speaking of turds.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Also, someone sent a photo that some donut shop made
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: like amber turds next to a donut. And it looked
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: so much like a turd. I'm like, I could not
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: eat a poop turd. But Kim Kardashian said, this was
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a slow weekend, people. She said, I would do anything
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: to stay young, including if it meant eating poop every day,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Is there? Oh, yeah. If you told me that I
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: literally had to eat poop every single day, I would
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: look younger. I might. I just might. And then she.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: reaffirmed it. I just might. Um, no, thank you.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Also just kind of sad a little bit. Like if
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: you're that obsessed with being looking and staying young, you
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: do have all the money in the world, but there are,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: there comes a moment where it's like, there's only so
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: much you can do and you're happy as shit. Your
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: boyfriend's 28, you're 42. I, who knows? You guys might
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: get married. You might have another baby via surrogate. You have,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you know, your eggs frozen somewhere. Who cares? But just gross.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: First of all, she has all the money in the world,
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: and she has gotten so much work done, right?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: So you don't need to eat poop. You can get
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: all the work done.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Right, and I thought you– It's the rest of us
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: that don't have as much money as you that are
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: going to have to resort to eating shit if that's
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: what works. And you even said– and her skin line
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: looks– it's all brown packaging, and it's a nine-step program
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: for her skin care. You know how she likes everything
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: like beige? At least now she does. Now we know why. Yeah. Yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: So we'll see. But I'm just thinking if maybe if
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: this statement had come out earlier, you know, Amber Turd
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: was so mean about Johnny being old and looking old
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: and stuff. Maybe that shit would have been like I
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: left you. Maybe that could have been her defense. I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: left him a shit. Because Kim Kardashian said, if you
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: eat shit, it might make you look younger. Like, I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: was trying to be nice.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Just trying to help him get some better rolls.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I was just trying to help out. You know what
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: my sister Shannon said? I didn't miss this part, but
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: she goes, do you remember the part where Amber, I guess,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: took a photo of Johnny he had passed out? And
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: he had, like, ice cream on his shirt.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: And she took a picture and sent it to her
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: friend and goes, well, this is what I'm dealing with.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: My sister and I were laughing so hard. We're like,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I think about a third of all wives have, like,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: fucking done that. And some of them put it on
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: TikTok and post all about it. No, but a lot
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: of people, even if they don't hate their husband, but
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: just annoyed, like, really? Or like snoring. Or they just
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: take it. Maybe they don't share it with a friend,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: but they take it because they're like, I'm going to
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: show you this in the morning. Like, really?
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: You really think I should be attracted to you? Really?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's pretty awful. I think it just,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: because we have access to the phone and, you know,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think in 1985 people were like, let me
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: get a camera and take it and go to the.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: One hour photo.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: No, but it's just so simple to just be like,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I may share this. I may not. I may just
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: delete it tomorrow when I realized I was being a bitch.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: If I see someone using their feet to scroll a
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: TV screen on a plane, I take a photo of
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: those feet.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I leave their face out of it, but I put
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: it right up on.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I know you, you have a thing about the feet.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, it's gross.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I agree. I agree. Have you ever had a foot
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: come through? I've seen like you're sitting in a chair
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: and it's like.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would stretch out. I would lose my shit.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I've seen other people post that, but I like.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Mike Tyson punching that guy on the airplane would have
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: nothing on what I would do if someone's foot came
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: crawling around the corner at me on a seat.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I've seen photos of it happen. I know it happened
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: No, but I've seen the foot scrolling thing. Now, you
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: didn't witness that.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: I did witness that. I actually witnessed it finally. And
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: I think I posted it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I feel like you did. But I didn't say anything
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: to the person.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: So it's literally like the screen is up there and
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: they're just like that.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Using their foot. To scroll.
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: And listen, no comments. They had arms and they could
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: use their arms. I saw them doing things with their arms.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: It wasn't like they were using their feet because they
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: had to. They were just doing it because instead of
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: leaning forward, they just decided to put their foot up
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: on the screen. And then the next person goes and
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: they touch that screen. That's why you always wipe down
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: the screen.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I agree. But I also think like if you were
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: in like an RV or something and you were like
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: in the little bed area and that was your watching
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: viewing situation and you started to do that yourself, I
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: think that's fine and it kind of makes sense. Like
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you're laying down, your foot's there. But on a plane
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: like where other people– I think sometimes people just forget.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Like I have to sometimes tell my kids like we
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: are not alone. Like they– Like one time we were
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: at this hotel room and then they just started to
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: like fight. Like one jumped on the other one's bed
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: and was like, get off my bed, loser. And they're
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: like so giant now. And I'm like, you guys realize
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: like there's like people on either side. Like they could
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: call security. They could literally like you're so loud. And
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: so I think sometimes people just have to be reminded
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: like we are not in our backyard. We are not alone.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Like there's cameras everywhere every second. Put your Trader Joe's
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: cart back, okay? Be pleasant to everyone.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yes. Thank you. Pick up your trash.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Clear your tray when you're eating at Chipotle.
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Because someone's going to recognize you and go, that's Sarah Colonna.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: And she didn't put away. But I know you would.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: But I do say that. I'm like, come on.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're not. The people. It's gotten worse.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Like people just forgotten how to be in public because
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: of COVID. But on airplanes, especially, I wish that they could.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: I wish my dream is that they would let me
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: record an in-flight video for people.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: At least Delta.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, just like.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: Don't put your fucking nasty feet on a screen that
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: someone's then going to use.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Don't put them on a tray where people are going
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: to put their food. Keep your shit together.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: Don't go to the bathroom in your socks because that's
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: not water on the floor of the bathroom.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I have a really good idea.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Do you remember when Virgin had their airline? Yes. And
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: they had that cute guy.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. His name was... He got in some trouble
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: later on, but at this time he hadn't been canceled.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: He was like a cute like dancer from like Vine
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: or something. Anyway, I did some little commercial with him
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: for it and I got some free flights. But it
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: was that video like he would do a song and
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: it was like dancing about the safety, like put on
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: your thing.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: You know, remember, put it on your face first and
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: your child second. I think you have to do it
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: as a song.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: Well, I sing a song about it. It's called Y'all
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: Motherfuckers Are Nasty. I sing a song about it when
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: I get ready, when I prepare for my flight. Just
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: to yourself?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I usually put it on my Instagram for the people. Okay.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think, listen.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think they would let me record that necessarily.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Songwriters that want to get together with Sarah and do
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: a little something, then that could be fun. And then
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: see if a real legit airline wants to do it
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: that's trying to be funny, like a Frontier or something. Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Or Southwest tries to be funny. Southwest. You got it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. You're welcome.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Hopefully someone's listening.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Pete Davidson. They're both blonde now. He was seen going
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: to the Cheesecake Factory in the Grove with Saint West.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: So he is full stepdad mode.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Now, what's the custody battle? Like, what's the latest on that?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: He has now fired his fifth attorney.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Or the attorneys have quit.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Camille Vasquez is available.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: So I think Kanye's, I would imagine Kanye would be
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: a very difficult client that once you tell them what
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: to do, that they go off. They think they know better.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: They go and talk to another person, get an opinion
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: of another person, go back, yell at their lawyer and
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: be like, you know what they're supposed to, what you
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: should be doing. And they're like, you know what, dude,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: here's the rest of your retainer. Like I'm done. So
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: that's happened a lot. Is he trying.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: To get full? I don't know this.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: He's not trying that, right? Because that would be– I mean,
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: that's– I don't really.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Know what the gripe is about, but it's just not done. Right.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: So she's living.
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: Her life– Well, it doesn't help when she's out there
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: talking about eating shit. That's not going to help her case.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, also on some interview she said– they said, how
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: did you guys really get together? And she said, after
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I kissed him in the sketch where we were Aladdin
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: or whatever, I felt a little vibe– And I heard
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: all about this BDE, Big Dick Energy, and I was
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: DTF down to fuck. And so I called.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: You went like you weren't going to say it and
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: then you just said it anyway.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I went to the producers and they said, can I
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: get his number? And then she said, Megan Fox said,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: is this really real when they started to date?
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: And she goes, yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: She goes, you know, he asked me for your number
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: like a few months ago. And she was like, no way. No,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: there's no way he would ever give me the time
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: of day. And then she's like, yeah, I could see
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: why someone would think that. But at this point in
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: my life, I was like, well, let me just try
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: something new. Exactly what happened. She saw her sister with
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a skinny tattooed guy and was like, let me just
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: try something new. And that's it. So, I mean, you know,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: people are like, how do your kids feel that you
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: say DTF and BDE? And I'm like, well, She also
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: has a sex tape. Like, they're going to know everything,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: and they're not going to care. They've grown up in
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: this world. It's fine. And they got to go to
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: the greatest restaurant ever with their new stepdaddy, Cheesecake Factory.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I like that they keep it real and go to
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: the Cheesecake Factory.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: You know, they don't take reservations at Cheesecake Factory. Do
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: you think they just gave him a little buzzer or
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: do you think they were like, we'll get you a table,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Pete Davidson?
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: I would love to believe that he had to wait
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: with a buzzer, but I think they probably were like,
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: we'll get.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Pete Davidson a table just because, you know, there's going
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: But also maybe they want him standing outside with his
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: buzzer because then people see Pete Davidson at Cheesecake Factory
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: and maybe they go, oh, I was going to have
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: chilies tonight, but instead I'm going to go to the
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: Cheesecake Factory because maybe I'll run into somebody.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Cheesecake Factory, my kids went there this past
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: week when we were gone. And Drake was very disappointed
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: because he went to the Cheesecake Factory with his grandmother
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: in San Diego. And according to him, said it was
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: the best cheeseburger he's ever had his entire life and
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: was completely back on board to go to Cheesecake Factory.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Brought his cousins there because my sister's kids were staying
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: while we went on the boat and went to the
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Woodland Hills Cheesecake Factory and got the exact same thing
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: on the menu. I said, are you sure? And he
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: said it was not good at all. And I said, listen,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: it's not a McDonald's. There's going to be human, even
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: though it's a franchise, there's going to be human error.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: There's going to be a better cook. There's going to
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: be someone that did something wrong that when it came
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: out to you, it wasn't the way you wanted it. Right.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: That's true. It's not just, you know, with the word.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I forget. But whatever.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Right. Exactly.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: It's not automatic.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Hopefully.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: It's always going to taste the same.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, though, Kanye's still dating. What's her name?
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Chaney?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Chaney. Liz Chaney? Now she's. She's got her Kanye tat.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: She didn't remove it. And now she has to wear
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the awful outfits, the silver biking shorts and the silver stuff.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Because he dresses her.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then like a big leather jacket in the heat.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: The Jubilee happened in England. And the youngest son is four.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: He's the third youngest. Who's the oldest one?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: This is little Louie.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Is he doing this? Yeah. I watched the videos. The
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: mom was like, can you stop it? And he's like, like,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: it was like, this is like an old fashioned thing. Like,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever even seen. Anyway, as a
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: mother of three.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: It must be an English thing.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. As a mother of three, a hundred percent. Your
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: younger kids are wilder. They don't give a shit. You
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: don't insist that they act as wild. well behaved as
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: the older yeah and he knows it and I loved
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: every second of it and so did everybody else but
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: like if we had to sit through some boring thing
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: like this and Brandon was four he would have been
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: worse than this so like.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: I'd almost just be like yeah at least you're making
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: this entertaining for me yeah it was amazing she was
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: probably just like oh god please stop.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah And then the older son was just perfect, of course.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: He went with the old grandma outside.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: And his little haircut.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's very prim and proper. And then Meghan and
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Prince Harry, I saw when they came, people were booing.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: A couple cheers.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: It was like, boo!
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Boo!
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Like, it was like, it wasn't. And then they did
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: not stay for the Jubilee pageant. They got back, left early,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: and got back on a private jet. Back to Montecito
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: to then talk about the environment.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: But I'm almost surprised they even went.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, they went.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: At this point, isn't it like, why should we go?
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: It's just to put, you know, you're going to have
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: people booing you. I mean, I guess because obviously, because
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: it's this.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Grandma, but I mean, I think he says grandma and
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: he wanted to. And then I think it was probably
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: after the booze and stuff. She was like, let's just
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. Like, this is just
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: too much.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: We live next to Oprah. We don't need to do this.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: We don't need to do this.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: She can play Camille Vasquez in the movie.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: She doesn't have to.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: She doesn't have to do this.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: And didn't she already play a lawyer? Isn't that what,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: or was that not what she was?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: No, she did suits. She did something at suits.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: You're right. I don't know if she was a lawyer,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: never watched the show, but Anyway, they got back on
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: their jet. You know, they have all these projects that
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: no one has seen or heard, so good luck to them.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives is the ultimate girls' trip. It's all ex-housewives,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: and it's coming up, and they go to Dorinda's house
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: in the Berkshires, and it looks pretty messy.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Is it a... Okay, is it just like a... like
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: a special or is it?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: It's like, no, it's like a five episode thing of
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: like one long weekend of hell.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: You know, I don't really watch the real housewives, but
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: I'll watch this. This is like summer house for the
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: real housewives.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: And this is, um, Taylor. She looks very different there,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: but she gets into it with, where the hell is Brandy?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I can't tell anyone's face anymore. Oh, this is Brandy.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: She gets in it, gets into it with Brandy. And
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of screaming and yelling. And, um, drunkenness.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: So I think it'll be pretty fun.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: What would you do if they invited you to come
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: out for a weekend for that?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I absolutely, I mean, I, I would like, I, I'm,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: it'd be fun. Yes. But it's also very weird. Like,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: cause like these fights just have to happen. So it's like,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: someone's going to try to like start a fight, but yeah.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: And you don't want to be involved. Do you want
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: any chardonnay?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, I'm down for like, you know, preparing.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I definitely, I see why they overpack though. Because you're
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: on TV. You want to have a lot of options. Right.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: It's not just a girl's weekend, you know?
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: Well, I think about that all the time with Below
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: Deck because they always come on with these big, giant suitcases.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, you're there for two days.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: But also, they might have been staying a week prior
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: to getting on the boat.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: True.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: And then where– are they supposed to not bring their bags?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: And they love that because then they're like, look at
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: these assholes. Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: It's like, pack all that you want because we can
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: make fun of you.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I was watching it, the sailing one,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: and the girl's like, this fucking sucks. I can't believe
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: we paid $ 60, 000 for this for two days. Oh, really?
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was just watching that one last. Maybe I'm
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: not caught up.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: No, and they were like asking for a lot of drinks,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: but they're one person short. And they're like, sorry, we're
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: one person short. And I kind of get it. They're like, well,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: how is that our fault? Like, sorry, like this sucks
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: that you're one person short. Like I've got to wait
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: like 30 minutes and then I get like a warm
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Bloody Mary.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: Someone on your Juicy Scoop said that that guy on
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: the group page said that that guy Marco has a
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: restaurant in downtown L.A.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: And I didn't know that. And now I want to go.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, the main chef.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: The chef from sailing.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: He's a good chef.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: No one ever complains about his food.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: It never happens.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: It's never that.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Let's go. Let's have a double date. Okay.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then also I saw something that someone posted
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: that the person that's always casting for this said, look.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: We're looking for a group, you know, vaccinated, all this stuff,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: ready to go between these dates of like June and July.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: But you might not end up going, but you'll be
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: the backup group if another group like gets sick or
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: gets COVID or whatever, because we have to film. And
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: then you would be able to go for free. Not
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: for me, obviously. But if there's like a younger group
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: that could like add a drop of a hat, go.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Like people that don't have responsibilities or jobs or whatever.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But they still have to be vetted
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: to be exciting and interesting. But I thought that's pretty
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: good because I always was like, God, to spend that
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: kind of money for two days is what like makes
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: me insane. Like that is just too much.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: And then you said you have to leave the tip, right?
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Like the show doesn't help you with that.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Right. So I think when she said $ 60, 000, I think
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: she was calculating a $ 20, 000 tip and a $ 40, 000 fee. Okay.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: And then, I mean, so what are you getting? It feels,
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm sure it's a lot more expensive than
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: that normally.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: You're getting out of like getting to be on TV
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: and getting to do this thing.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I know, but they always make you look like an asshole.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: They make you look so bad. That's why I think
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: you're having trouble finding people.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: And some people go back and do it a second
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: time and then act worse. I know.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: They don't like, they don't mind.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: They think it's funny.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They think like, I guess that's the ultimate sign
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: of a rich person. Like I, my reputation doesn't matter.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I can just be a dick. Right. Yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: I always think it looks like it would be fun.
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: I don't want to have too many drinks and then.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I was, I was watching real housewives of Atlanta last
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: night and there were a couple of interesting things. Well,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the first was this, she goes, this one woman goes, um,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I know about your husband, too. I got all the juice.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: It was so juicy or something. And then she's like,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: you're gay. And he goes, what?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I'm gay?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: She's like, yes. Look at this text that some little
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: assistant wrote me. He wrote, Dennis and Drew's baby daddy. Husband,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I got more scope on him, too. But she said scoop.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, like, juicy scoop is like
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: in everyone's vernacular, but it is spelled scoop, not scope. Yeah.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I had to take a photo of that just so
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: people know.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: So.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Wait, but how does she think that this means he's gay?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Just because this gay guy told her that he was gay.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: You know, that's... There's this gay guy that's an assistant
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: to both that is just so thirsty and just trying
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: to infiltrate his way into being talked about. He knows
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: he's going to lose his job in the end being
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: their assistant. He told one lady, sure, he doesn't pay me,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: being her assistant. And then... And then when Drew goes,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I heard that you don't pay the assistant, then Sherry goes, well,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: the assistant told me that your husband's gay. So it's like,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: why don't you guys just fire this fucking assistant? He's horrible.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: It sounds like that's not a great assistant to have. Yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: But what I want to tell you about is this girl, Candy,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: she has an MLM of pleasure toys and stuff. A
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: multi-level marketing where you sell a bunch of dildos and
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: then you get women to sell dildos under you.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: That's the best way anyone's ever described an MLM scheme
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: to me.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, MLM. Multilevel marketing. Multilevel marketing.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: So you're the head dildo lady.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then you have a party. Then you're like, hey, Sarah,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I heard you might know some horny bitches. Um, I
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: have a great way to be in, you know, to
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: make your own money, make your own hours, host a
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: party at your house, invite all of your friends, all
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: do a demonstration. And then, you know, you'll, you'll get
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: a bunch of free stuff.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see you do a demonstration. I
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: don't want to see anyone do a demonstration.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that I'll like really do it,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: but I'll explain it.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Bring a little like plastic doll.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: And then they can be.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Blow up doll or something.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: And then they can also buy a starter kit and
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: be like a, consulted themselves.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: So Candice does a million things. She writes, you know,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want no scrubs, scrubs. She's a songwriter. She's
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: done plays. She's done all this stuff. So they go
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: to go see her play, which is supposed to be good,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: but she wants to also push her product. Yeah. And
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: so she goes, okay, tonight you guys, everyone has to
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: wear these panties and in the panties is a little
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: pocket and you put this little vibrator in the pocket
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: and And then somebody else in the group gets your
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: controller so they can press and zing you all night
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: long and you won't be able to control your own glee.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: At the play? While they're going to the play, yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: This is what they have to do. And the play
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: is like a serious play. It's called Thoughts of a
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Colored Man. that's about black men each describing a different
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: emotion from their point of view. And like, they came
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: out and they're like, I was going to cry. Like
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: it was so emotional and great.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: But then I came.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Instead. I mean, which is another emotion.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. There you go. I mean, no, she
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: was before the play. Surely she didn't have them doing that.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: They were running late. So they would have had to
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: go in the bathroom and like take it off or whatever.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: So then they all get in this like sprinter van
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: and she's like, does everyone have their panties on? And
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: like one woman was like, Candy, I love you. But
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: like the sex stuff's like too much, you know? And
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: she's like, and then she goes, and Candy, you and
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: your husband, you've been admitted are not having that much sex. And,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: and Candy's like, you know, Candy does these faces. She's like, okay, whatever,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: you know? So couple, most of the girls do come. They,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: you know, I knew the assignment, they did it, you know?
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: But then what they didn't realize is that one, uh, remote,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: almost like a, like sometimes if a garage door opener
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: could open like your neighbor's garage back in the day,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: like it's too close, you know? So like literally they're like,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: why does like so-and-so's husband have the remote to me? Like,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: that's not cool. And a couple of the girls were
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: single and they're like, I don't know that I want
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: like other.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: But they just like guys had it too.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: They all mixed up the remotes. The point is though,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: people that weren't even pressing the matching remote, they were
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: still all getting zinc. It sounded, awful. It sounded itchy.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: It sounded uncomfortable.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: It does sound itchy.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: And I don't, yeah, I don't think I'd want John
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: like zapping someone else's vagina with a remote.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Like, I mean, you know.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Right. I mean, it's not appropriate. No. Or even like
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: a girl party. Like so many times like these shows
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: get desperate, you know, and they're like, okay, you guys,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: we're going to have an S & M sex party,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: but it's just them. It's all the girls. Like the
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: last season they did this, they had this guy named
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Bolo come. whose penis was like the size of my
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: entire calf. I'm not kidding. You don't have small calves.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Just imagine.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: But very long.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But this literally, wasn't this the size of his thing?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: So then a couple girls boned him. And I'm like,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: oh my God, can't you just go to like a
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: spa in like the wine country? So when you say,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: do you want to go on one of these trips?
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. I don't want my vagina zapped.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to.
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: Now I'm really rethinking the Catalina wine mixer next year
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: because I don't know what you're going to come up
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: with on that boat.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Now we have a new segment here at Juicy Scoop.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: It's called Camel Toe News.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: This is exciting. I had Annie make this. She had
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: a camel and then see the background is an actual toe,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: which is where it comes from.
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: So last night at the MTV Movie Awards, a thing
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: that's happening in fashion right now is a lot of
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: camel toe type of stuff.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: It's almost in. And even at formal events, they're wearing, like,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: a one-piece bathing suit and then just, like, a netting underneath.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: So you see badge cleavage, you see camel toes, you
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: see it all. There was a photo that was a
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: little bit worse, but you can see part of her
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: badge is out. What's her name? Ariana from Vanderpump they
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: just yeah it was just not good.
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: Every time I see something like that because I've seen
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: this a lot lately and I'm like I would look
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: so terrible in all of this and then yeah the
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: fear is oh is that Jessica Simpson.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: No oh that's this other girl from Summer House but
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: she's again oh that's fucking Lindsay that's just again a
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: bathing suit with a mesh.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: Over but Lindsay had I looked at that first that's
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: Paige from Summer.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: House that's Paige so she did another like one piece
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: underneath her thing And then, now listen, I honestly don't know.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I guess. I guess this is true because it's for
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: men that I guess want to either dress as women
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: or be women or whatever. And they're like Spanx. As
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you can see, they have little hips on either side,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: but then they actually made a vagina for the men
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: that you can wear.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: You think that you can put one of Candy's little
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: vibrating toys in there?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: And you could maybe do that, and it might be
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: so strong that you feel it down to your.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: That doesn't seem like something anyone needs, but....
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Vanderpump James, DJ James Kennedy, has a new girlfriend. She's
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: very cute. They dress normal. Teddy was like, jumped on
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: this bandwagon of like, when someone says something negative about
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: your body, and then you're like, I love it. You know,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: and then everyone's like, we love you.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: So she's got a great body. Teddy Mellencamp. He was
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: on John Cougar's daughter and she was on Beverly Hills.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: So she went in this like very cute little pink,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: like she outfit, kind of like a dancing with stars
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: out of it. And in one of her photos, then
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: someone said, I guess people thought that she shouldn't wear
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: that because she has a little cellulite on the back
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: of her legs.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: And so then she did a big thing. Like she wrote,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: For anyone messaging me that I shouldn't have worn this
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: dress to the MTV Awards because you can see my cellulite,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: guess what? I'm proud of it. And most of us
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: have it. Let's normalize the reality. I work hard for
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: my mental and physical body to feel good. And then
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: she goes, and for those messaging me that the outfit
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: looks like I'm auditioning for Dancing with the Stars, you
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: aren't wrong. Of course, she'd love to be on Dancing
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: with the Stars. And this might have just– sealed the
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: deal it.
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Might have because then she can be but everyone does
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: have cellulite by.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: The way I know and also in this day and
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: age it's all about like if you don't have a
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: flaw in your body then you're not even popular it's
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: like you should have like.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: Because you have so much money like Kim Kardashian that
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: you can have it like removed or lifted huh yeah
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: she has to right.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: You know who doesn't have cellulite is Lisa Rinna she's
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: in a black cat suit.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: That looks good I like her I like.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Her outfit Bethany Frankel went with her little daughter. Dorit,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: this is just.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: What's that situation? Is that some of the netting leggings?
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: That's a netting again. It's the netting leggings again. Crystal.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: I'm going to show up in a bathing suit.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Everybody wore really weird stuff. And then all the Selling
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Sunset people. Oh, the Selling Sunset people were there. And
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: G Flip was there with Chris Shell. Right.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Was that their first big public?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they didn't like do red carpet together. They
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: went one after the other. And I always notice that
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: G Flip, that's Chris Shells from Selling Senses Girlfriend, non-binary girlfriend.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: It's always like this. You have to spread out your
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: legs and be like, I know there's a lot of
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: people doing photos like this with your tongue out.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Are you going to start taking them like that?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Because everyone says I'm so sick of the way you pose. Okay,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: get ready for open crotch shots. Tongue and gang member things.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: And wearing just a tankini.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to wear just a netting bottom to
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: a wedding. Anyway, they all dressed very skimpy. And someone
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: was like, all the Selling Sunset people. And they're like,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: do you think they're clients? Do they even care about
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: selling houses anymore? I'm like, no, they don't. They're TV stars.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Believe me. Yeah. I've been a realtor and I've been
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: on a TV show. It is a lot more fun.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: To be on a TV show. Right.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: And if you can just be a realtor on a
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: TV show, and then they probably.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: It's the best of fucking two worlds, let me tell you.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: I feel like the... Was it Oppenheimer? Is that the.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They obviously actually do really well. Right.
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: And then, I mean, at this point, yeah, it's like whoever,
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: if they're selling houses or not, or they're like, whatever,
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: I'll sell one, but then.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Just also be on the show.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: But Chris Shell and G Flip and... The little Jason,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: they were all hugging and partying and having a blast
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: at it. Okay, then J-Lo. Did you hear about J-Lo's speech?
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: No, but she looks good in this dress.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: It was pretty great.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: What did she say?
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: It's one of those speeches. You know how this is
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: like a very viral thing of Snoop Dogg at one
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: point won an award and it was like, and the
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: person I'd like to thank the most is myself. For
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: getting up every day, for not working, for da-da-da. And
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: then I see a lot of people do that. It's
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: kind of a unique, very unique speech. She kind of
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: had a good moment last night. She got her award
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: for writing the best song or something. I don't even
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: think I've heard the song on the radio.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I know.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: And then she said, I want to thank all of
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: you that got me here, all of those who loved
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: and supported me, all of those who broke my heart.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: all of those who told me the truth and the
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: ones that lied to me and did it because without
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: all the bad, I wouldn't be here. If everybody was
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: good to me, I wouldn't be this successful. Like I'm
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: this successful because these bad things happened. And I, you know,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: so anyway, I thought that was good.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: I like it. I, if I ever win an award,
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: which I'd like to, okay. Maybe an Emmy.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: How do you thought about it?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I would love coming up with Emmy speeches.
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: I'd like to believe that I would, uh, also go, like,
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: my fuck.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: You list a little bit.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: And, like, read off, like, a casting director who was
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: super mean to me when I first moved here.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, and actually call their names out? Yeah.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Oh. I mean, I know. It's a fantasy. I'm not
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: saying I would really do it, but I wish that
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I could.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, what's crazy is while I was drunk at
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: the Catalina Wine Mixer and having fun, I swear, I
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: thought about, like, if some– great thing happened and I
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: either had to do a speech or an Instagram post
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: about like good news in my career. I was literally
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: thinking of writing something like this. I was literally going
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: to be like, I was thinking, and then the next
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: morning I was like, Heather, you were so drunk. I
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: can't believe you thought, I mean, it was just in
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: my head. So who cares? But you know, when you're
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: sometimes just like on a high, I was thinking like,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: if I said, I'd be like, thank you. Thank you
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: to everybody. Seven years ago that was not casting me
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: any in anything told me like, Nobody wants me anymore.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Like no one called me because without you, you know,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: thank you for not giving me a bunch of specials.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you for saying like, if you had, I wouldn't
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: have had to work so hard on this and it wouldn't,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop wouldn't be where it is today. So thank you.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you for, thank you Hollywood for never noticing me
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: or giving a shit about me.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: See, I don't think it's weird to have that thought.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I think it's weird to actually execute it.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Execute it.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: And I think to go further and to actually think
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: that you're going to call out the names, that's a
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: more crazy thought.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Well, also because whoever that awful casting director is, probably
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: not in the business anymore, certainly doesn't remember you and
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even care. So why would you even waste the
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: tenth of a second saying the name?
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: You know what my other fantasy is?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: Is to get like a TV show, not like a
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: TV show, to get a television show that I write.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: which obviously I've tried to do a few times, but
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: to actually get one to where we're making it and
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: have that casting director in to interview him to be
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: the casting director.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: What did this guy do? Let's just hear what he did.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: How bad was it?
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: It was so mean. What was it? I won't say
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: what show it was just because then people could put together.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: But I will say his name when I win the award.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: I will say the show that was in the works
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: 15 years ago. but I will say his name now. Okay.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: I went to, it was like one of my first
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: kind of like decent auditions and it was pouring rain.
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: And obviously I don't really have the hair for rain,
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: but it was windy as well.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: And I did have an umbrella in Los Angeles. I
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: know it was like one horrible weather.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: It was like, it was like 20 years ago when
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: it used to rain here. Um, or yeah, the one
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: day and you know how it is. They don't, it's
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: not like you get to park right outside the door.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: The parking's always in a horrible ordeal.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: It was on like Sony or something.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: And I had to park at the very front and
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: walk like a mile and whatnot to get to this
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: casting director's office.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I was fucking soaking wet. And so was everyone else.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: And that was the comment that they gave my agent,
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: which was, they said, we didn't even, we didn't, I
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: didn't even pass her audition on because she just like her,
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: she just looked like the wind just blew her in.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, the wind did fucking blow me in.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: Because you guys wouldn't come pick me up in a
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: goddamn golf cart. And I was, you know, traipsing across Sony.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: And then I was like, and I mean, I got
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: myself together as best I could.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: It's not like I went and looked like a drowned rat.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I went in the bathroom.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: I fixed myself up as best I could. But he
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: was just like, just an asshole.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: And he was an asshole during the read.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I could tell right away that he was just like, ugh.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, I mean, everyone in the lobby looks
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: the same, by the way. We're all like, drenched, you know,
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: and whatever, not drenched, but right. We all, you can
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: tell we've been in the rain and walking across here
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: and the wind and the blah, blah, blah. And then,
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: and then I was like, and I thought he gave
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: a pretty good audition.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, who knows? It's probably until if I ever
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: said his name, he'd probably release the audition. I'd be like, Oh, nevermind.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he saved it all these years.
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: But, uh, yeah, but, um, I know I have a really,
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: obviously a real beef with this situation, but what bothered
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: me was that I was like, I just signed with
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: this agent. And so this, they, they kind of, they
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: make it seem like I'm irresponsible or this and that.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's not, it's storm. And I'm like,
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: when you called me, it's storming outside your office. Like,
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: you know what's going on. And, then I said, well,
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: what did he say about my acting? And they were like, nothing.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: He said he wasn't going to pass it on. And
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, but I didn't go there for a fucking
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: hair commercial. I went there for an audition. So, like,
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: how was my acting? Nobody cared.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: I am going to say his name.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I once had, I went to an audition once, and
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I once had the cast director go, Okay, this, it's
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: just all too much. You have too much makeup on.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: You're too much this. This is not what we're looking for.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: But I was like, I was kind of a vain person.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: So even when the things called for a plainer person,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I wasn't comfortable going as plain as I should. So
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: I actually thought, even though it like made me feel shitty,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I kind of thought the honesty is kind of good.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: The honesty is good, but I think, again, there's a
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: way to say it, right?
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: I think you're triggered. There's a way. You don't have
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: to go, okay, this.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I think you honestly have like a weird love-hate with
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: your hair because.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: In some ways— I enjoy my hair. I think it's beautiful.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Everyone really loves your hair, and your hair is like,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: you know, people mention it every time. But then there's
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: so many— I really.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Should have worn it down for this.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: There's so many stories that you've told me where— You
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: feel like the hair has betrayed you. Someone wasn't a
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: fan of the hair.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: Well, I think that at times that when you have
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: like big curly hair and you come in to read
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: for like a lawyer– like people don't– they have everything
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: so stereotypical in their mind.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Whereas it's not as if– It's not lawyer hair. Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: But as if like there's lawyers– It's not Camille Vasquez hair.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: It's not. She does have good hair.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: But they– but it's like– but there are people with
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: curly hair that do that.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Yeah.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Like that I'm making this a weird beef.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I just think it's something to be focused on. Okay,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: you guys. Shakira's boyfriend, baby daddy of 12 years, allegedly
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: cheated on her and she broke up with him. His
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: name is Gerard Pique. I don't know. And they announced
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: they're separating after being together for 10 years. And I mean.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, children. They have more than one child.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: And at the same time, her dad is like dying.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: It was really sad.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: So that's what you heard is that he cheated?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: I hadn't heard the reason yet.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Like almost like she walked in on them or something
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: and found what was up.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Walking in on someone, that's some Lifetime movie shit.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: And I would react the way that they do in
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: Lifetime movies, which is to kill the person.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Or you can say, you know what we can do?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: is we can get on a TLC show called Seeking
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Sister Wife, and we can make that girl our sister wife.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: This show is back, and I saw a preview of
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: the weirdest, most disturbing couple. They are back, okay?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, this guy from last season.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Garrick.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Not a fan.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Garrick and his wife have, I think, one or two kids,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: one or two boys, and... She was very uncomfortable with
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: the fact that last season they were pursuing Roberta, who
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: was like 35.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: And they went to Mexico and banged in Cabo or something.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Had a really good body. Also had braces, like full
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: metal braces. But I just hated that they called Roberta Bert. Actually,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: he never called Roberta Bert. She, the original wife, called
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: her Bert. I'm so excited that Bert's coming back.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe she.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Like, she'd look, she'd act like she was happy, and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: then they would just hold on her longer to just
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: get that uncomfortable, like, so great, we're having a sister
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: for life.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: And then you just see tears start to form.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: So, in the preview that I saw, now they're looking
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: for a third wife. Roberta is there.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, she is there.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: She is there, and they're going to... Yeah. They're going
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: to break it to her that they're looking for a
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: third wife, which is why all of these sister wife
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: groups that I've followed, because I really do love this show,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: and it's probably extremely fake now because usually by a
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: third season it is, but is they want the third
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: wife so that when the husband is off with one,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: the other one at least has a friend. Right. So
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: it's like this will help with the balance. It's better
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: to have three wives than two. The family, the plural
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: families work better with three wives versus.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Two. So that the one is not just left sitting
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: on the edge of the bed by herself.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: And they can go have brunch or something.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: And actually, oh, my God, I never knew math would
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: matter so much in plural marriage. But in the other show,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Sister Wives, the same thing with Sister Wives. They had Cody.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Cody had Mary. Then they asked, oh, God, I can't remember, whatever,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: number two, second wife two. And they had a very,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: those two women hated each other. The dynamic was awful.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Until third wife Christine, happy Christine, came in. And then
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: the four of them lived happily, did a couple of
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: the first seasons of Sister Wives, and then he found Robyn.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: And then once Robin came in, she was younger, she
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: was cuter, she brought a couple kids. And because he
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: had to adopt her kids for, like, medical reasons or
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: whatever so they could have insurance, he made wife number
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: one legally divorce them so that he's only married to
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: wife number four. The family never recovered. You cannot have
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: a fourth wife.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: You can't have two wives. You have to have three.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Has to be party of four. It's easier to get reservations.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: It's easier.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: It is easier to get reservations. You can't have five.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: You get two hotel rooms.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Can't get tickets to a ball game. Yeah. You don't
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: have five tickets.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: What about, but wait, also the divorcing part. Didn't they
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: do that too? Didn't Garrick and this, didn't they have
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: to get a divorce that.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: He could marry? She had to, you're right.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: God, you're good.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Because for her green card or something. Yeah, to get
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: a green card. So it was like, because Roberta wasn't American,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: it was like, this show was like seeking, it Plus
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: a little 90-day fiancé action. So we had to deal
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: with getting the green card. You know, now who knows
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: if the Roberta ever had her baby, but she wanted
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: to have another baby. And so they're like, Roberta's not
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: going to like it. And then she's so happy because
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: she's like, now she knows what it feels like. But
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: in the end of the Brown family, Christine left. Wife
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: number three left.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Wife number three left. But one stayed?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: One is just like they have no relationship, but she's like,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I don't have a lot going on in my life,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: so I'm just going to still stay. And she sells
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: those leggings. No, she sells that other, those leggings that
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: was in the news. LuLaRue.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: She sells those.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: And then the other girl's a real estate person, and
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: she's staying because she just was like, I don't care.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I just want to have a garden and sell real estate.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: I don't really like Cody anyway. And then Robin stayed
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: with Cody, and then Christine left, and she got her
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: own cooking show on the internet, on Facebook or something,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: through TLC.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Well, good. I'm glad she got out of there, because
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: that's too many people.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: But it's back, you guys, and I can't wait. But
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I do think sometimes these shows, like even this, feels
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: a little like, are they really looking for... And so
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: they found this girl in California who's a nurse. She's
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: a really pretty black girl, and so she's going to...
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: They're going to be like, let's see. She was in
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: plural marriage before. I'm like, there's no way this woman
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: is doing this because she really wants to get with Garrick.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: She's doing it because she wants to be on TV.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: He's so creepy to me.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: He's the grossest. Yeah.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Every time he says something, I'm like, I don't trust you.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: I don't believe you.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: I don't think you're doing this for any other reason
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: other than you just want to bang extra people.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: This girl, Real Housewives of Miami, she was married to
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: a plastic surgeon and she they live in a $ 52
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: million mansion. He filed for divorce because he got a girlfriend.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: And now he's saying, I need the court to kick
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: my wife out of the $ 52 million mansion because our
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: prenup says that if either one of us filed for divorce,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: no matter what, she's going to have to leave the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: marital home. I found her a lovely place for $ 3. 2 million.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: So if you're going from $ 52 million to $ 3. 2 million,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: In Miami, that's going to be a pretty big difference.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: It's a big difference, but if it's just for yourself.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: No, she's two little kids.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, but still. I'm sure a couple nannies. You and
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: two little kids living in.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: A $ 3 million home.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Although I guess you're right in Miami.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: But from $ 52 million.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: You're 44. You've been with him for 14 years. He's
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: with a really hot 28-year-old.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: So wait, so she refuses to leave and then the
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: 28-year-old's just coming over and she's like, hey, girl.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: He's out of there, but he's like, you need to
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: get out now. The house is mine. Our prenup always
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: said that.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, the prenup does say that. And now she's.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Digging her, you know, her five inch heels in and
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: being like, no, no, no. Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's why, I mean, you do have to
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: have a prenup so that.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: And you got to know the rules. And you know what,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: if you don't like the prenup or what she should
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: have done is he cheated once and she talked all
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: about it on the show, an emotional cheating. What you
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: need to do in those situations where a lot of
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: money is at stakes and you really don't like him anyway,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: but you're sticking together hoping, but you're like, probably won't
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: work out, is you've got to get the postnup. Then
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: you rearrange it and you're like, sit down and you're like,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: he cheated, he's awful, I'm willing to stay, but I'm
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: not going to stay with this old prenup from 14
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: years ago.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Right, I need a re-up.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Now that we have this much money, I want to
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: know that with each year, I get this much more,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: I get this property, he can keep that one, I
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: get this one. And if he cheats again, then I
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: get a bonus too.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I would renegotiate that. I don't have a prenup.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: I tell John all the time, don't fuck up. You
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: don't have a prenup.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: I'll take half your shit. I'll still say half those base.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: He owns a couple of, like independent league baseball teams.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: I'll show up right at those meetings every day.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm part owner.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: No, you know what you'll know. It's like that. My
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: favorite scene from mommy dearest after he dies and she
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: thinks she's going to like run Pepsi. Like she married
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Joan Crawford, Mary's this guy who's like the, and she
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: comes in and a hat. And I remember I saw
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: the scene at like nine and my mom was like,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: what do you want to do? I'm like, I want
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: to run a company and have a hat and walk
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: in like Joan Crawford. And that's when she goes, Don't
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: fuck with me, fellas. And it's like the greatest. It's
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: like all these men in suits and she comes in
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: here and she's like, I'm the face of this company.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: She's got one of those big round hats.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Just like, ugh. Well, you can do that still.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: You could do that in baseball or you just go
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: in the batting cave and be like, who is this
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: curly head person? Did the wind just throw her in?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Because where are these teams in Portland? They have a
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: lot of rain.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: There's one in Portland and Texas. Two places where there's
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: plenty of rain.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe just get the Texas one. Okay.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's less rain. My hair always looks good in Texas.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: Humidity really does.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Wonders for it.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: So that's what I would say. This wheelchair was stuffed
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: with 23 pounds of cocaine. It was discovered in the airport.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, look at that.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I thought that was extremely clever. It really is. Because
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: you need a wheelchair. And, like, if you're going... on
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: a plane or something, then they have to take the
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: wheelchair with you. But I think they still put a
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: wheelchair through a TSA. But I don't think they can
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: tell if cocaine is in something. They'd only be able
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: to tell if... But you know what?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: How do they find it, though? You know what?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: I used to get stopped all the time going through
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: the TSA when I would have my VIP badges because
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: they look like little bricks of cocaine, I think, in
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: the scanner.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: You know, these little VIP badges that people put on?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, right.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Lanyards, I guess, whatever. And when they're all stacked together,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: like in their saran wrap, like, you know, a hundred
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: to a thing, every time I'd, I'd get stopped and
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: be like, you know, and then, oh, okay. I'm like,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: it must look like cocaine bricks, but it's just, you know,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: look at this lady.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: She's thin. And from Hollywood, she must do cocaine.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: And it's like, oh no, she's just a standup comic
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: who has meet and greets. Gross. Here you go. Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I wonder how they discovered this. I would like
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: to know. Somebody was sniffing the seat.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: It was in North Carolina, and it was worth $ 378, 000.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: And then, like, who left it? I wonder if someone
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: left it for, like, the person to go get it. Oh,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: like the wheelchairs there?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: And then... I was wondering where... I want to know,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: and I know there's a Jesus Cooper that has, like,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: a husband who does this, or maybe they do it yourself.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: So they seize it. What do they do with it?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Plush it down the toilet?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think they supposedly put in an evidence
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: room or something, right?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, then what?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: I just made that up. I don't know.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: But then what?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: Have a party.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: I mean. I don't know. Let's end on Jada Pinkett
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Smith finally spoke.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, tell me what she said because I haven't watched
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: it and I want to know. She did The Red Table.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: She does The Red Table. She's got her mother there.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: And it was just like a tiny, tiny portion of
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: all her other shows. She just threw it on there.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: She's wearing this like a girl white turtleneck. She is
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: so pretty. She's, you know, rocking the head, shaved head. Basically,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: she just said, Will and I are going to do
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: what Will and I have always done for the last
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: 28 years. We're going to work through this shit. And
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I pray that with all this going on in this world,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: that these two men Because the world needs these men
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: to come together and talk. I guess that was her
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: invitation to invite him to the Red Table Talk. I'm like, really?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: That's it?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: Chris Rock's not going to come talk to you at
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: the Red Table Talk.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: And why does Chris Rock have to talk at all?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: No, he doesn't.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have to talk at all.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Like, shut up.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: And so that was it. It was very minimal.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: Did she comment on whether or not she was very
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: upset about his joke?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: She did a whole episode about alopecia, what causes it.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: what happens with people who have it. So she kind
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: of did it on that episode to again, remind people like, Hey,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I have a, this is why I'm, this
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: is why he was sad. This is, this was really
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: the start of it.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think people, I.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: Hope that Chris rock doesn't consider going on there to
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: be honest with you. Cause it just would annoy me
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: because it would just be like, it's almost like, more
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: publicity for her after he's the one that, like, God
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: slapped across the.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: I kind of think she.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: And I'm not saying that she's not... I don't think
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: that's what she's trying to do necessarily, but I, like,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: I just.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: Like, just shut.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: Everyone just needs to not... There needs to be no
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: more discussion about it.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: We know what happened.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: I just hate how they always do this. Always on
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: the table.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: She's always.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: No, she's always like.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: That's how she makes her point.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: When I was so in peace with my own self,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: And in doing this, it's just like a lot of that,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: like this journey and the soul. Right. And then it's like, oh, preach. Right. Teach, preach.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I think this whole thing kind of hurt their show.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Someone write me and tell me it
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: got 20 billion views. I also think she came out
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: a little too late with it. So I don't think
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: she is going to get more press, and I think
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: people are just like, they don't really care about it.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: I mean, she might really want them to make peace
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: with each other, but it doesn't need to be on
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 6: Red Table Talk. If he wants to talk, then it
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: just feels like, I hope it wasn't like a bait
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: to try to get.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I think in this way, Chris Rock shouldn't give Will
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Smith the press. There's nothing for Chris Rock to gain
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: from it. Chris Rock came out the hero. It's like,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: so there's no reason then to just be like, yeah,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I accepted his apology. We're fine. Like, by having a
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: bigger thing, but I just don't think Chris Rock's going
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: to gain anything from it because he handled it perfectly. Yeah.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: So why does he have to give this other guy,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: and then why do this? And then, again, remind people, well,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: the joke was kind of shitty and insensitive. So, like,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: why bring it up?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: I just feel like, why bring it up again? And why, like,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: we've all kind of moved on.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: And whatever's going on in their household about it, I'm
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: sure they'll be fine.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Because they don't even live together. Right. OnlyFans, they're hurting
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  Speaker 1: from the economy. Some of the people actually are going
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: back to nursing.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: And this I thought you'd find funny.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I like that that's the– we're hurting. I can't fart
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: in a jar anymore. Now I have to go back
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: to nursing. Okay.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. Mariah Carey, this is such a weird story. She
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: was hit with a $ 20 billion lawsuit over her song,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: All I Want for Christmas is You. This woman is saying,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: I wrote one, and it came out in 1989, but
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: it got a lot of play in 1993, and then
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: her song came out in 1994. And mine is called
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: All I Want for Christmas is You. I listened to it.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: It is not a similar tune, nothing.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, you did listen to it. For some reason, I
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: thought it was a man that said he wrote it.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Maybe a man wrote it, but maybe a man wrote it,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: but I watched the video and a girl singing it.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. And it doesn't sound anything like that song.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: It's nothing like that. It's just about Christmas and it's
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: called all I want for Christmas is you. And, um,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: and I want to say Luann had a song. What
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: was her song called? Look it up. Hers was very
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: similar as call. Like I, all I want for, no,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, it's almost like all I want
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: for Christmas is you, but it's called something else. It's
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: called like just you. Anyway.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: What do I want for Christmas?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Just you. What do I want for Christmas? Just you.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: That's Luann's song. Don't you think that's a little similar
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: to All I Want for Christmas is You? Yeah. It's
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: just a line.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a saying. But I'm like, okay, this
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: song has.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Been playing every Christmas for almost 20 years.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was wondering.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: And you just decided now?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: I just heard this song the other day that sounds
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: similarly like mine. Like, no, it's been on. There's no
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: way you've ever avoided.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 6: You know it's been a big hit for 20 years
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: because it's in every mall, in your car, in every Starbucks.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: It's playing everywhere.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Do you just finally find somebody that's like, okay, I'm
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: willing to take on this case? I don't know. Very
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: bizarre and good luck.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Again, another job for Camille.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Right, exactly.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: They just saw that trial and they were like, you
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: know what? I want to win something.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, I'm going to be Camille and you'll be the songwriter.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: Um.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: So let me ask you, had you ever heard the
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: song prior to filing the lawsuit?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: No. No, I'd never heard it before. I just now
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: found out about it.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: So you've never been inside a mall between the days
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: of December 1st and December 28th. In the last 20 years,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: you've never stepped foot in any kind of shopping mall
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: or store. Is that true? Are you saying that's true?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 6: I am saying it's true because I don't know if
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: you've ever been to the mall around Christmas time, but
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 6: it's just like a shit show, so I don't go.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: So for 20 years, you have never been outside of
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: your home in which you might have heard the song
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: in a store or a Starbucks or a Denny's. You
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: are under oath right now, let me remind you.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: I have agoraphobia. I can't leave the house during Christmas because.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: No further questions. Shit. Yeah. Yeah. Good fucking luck. Good luck.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: I mean, there's... That was the one thing that I
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 6: was so curious about is I was like, how does
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 6: this person... Is agoraphobia not being able to leave your house,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 6: by the way?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: Did I just make that up?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: I started thinking it was arachnophobia, but that's spiders.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Anyway....
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: I was wondering if this person had tried to file
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 6: a lawsuit before nobody was biting or.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: If– Maybe it was. I don't know. But, I mean, literally,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, of all the songs that have been out
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: so long. Yeah, forever. I've seen that sometimes with other songs.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: It's even, but that's been like two years. And even
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: that I thought was weird. I'm like, why wouldn't you
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: like get on at the moment you like heard it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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