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Episode 106: Deadpool LIVE! · K J and A Podcast

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Thanks. Oh,
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Alright. So
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I am putting all the...
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Putting all that stuff out there.
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The people know that we are, officially. Live
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Man, that little girl.
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80 is bitch.
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So much power.
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So little...
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So so so little
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can up the power? Well, I was guessing
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that we were just gonna, you know,
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bullshit.
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Mh.
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I mean,
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talking Deadpool is a... Yeah. I'm talking that
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bullshit because we both are pretty well versed
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and deadpool. By the way.
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This week, I went with the beast unleashed
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by monster.
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I broke tradition.
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Wow, well, that's fine because last week, I
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didn't even,
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do any tradition. Whatsoever.
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That is true. Yeah. Yeah.
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And another texted a bunch of people was
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like, hey, you can join our lives.
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Have fun. Talk talk to stuffs.
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Mh. Is we're all about talking the steps.
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My I got. So I was in the...
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Also in the middle of watching,
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Deadpool
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just to get a refresher. Yeah.
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You know? And, like, 1 of my favorite
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lines
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and, is at the very beginning
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when he's like...
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He's like, what exactly
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does, you know, getting love, take it away
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feel like? And he's like, oh, man. Like,
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2 ugly H fucking and a sc piss.
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Don't forget about Mama June.
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Mama June.
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Right. Don't forget about mama June.
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I'm like, some of the some of the
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references that he makes in the movie are
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just
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if you're not within the a train to
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know who mama June is.
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I mean, I've watched up Scooby doo to
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know who mama June is
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Well, I... I mean, if honestly, I'm not
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sure if you would enjoy Deadpool as much
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if you weren't in on the Marvel universe
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either because he breaks so many fourth... So
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many walls, like, not even the fourth wall.
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He like goes into... He he breaks some
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side walls.
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I mean, the the man literally did a
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fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break.
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Yeah. Yeah. When he, like, looks at the...
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He's, like, what is that, like, 16 walls?
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Correct. It was 16 walls. He broke them
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so easily.
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Alright. I think I've posted this thing like,
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3 or 4 times today day. So there's
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no excuse.
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You all know.
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You know where it is, sir
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You know where we are. I'm prepared.
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I've got, like, 3 cans.
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With with many a backup.
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I well, like, I couldn't buy individual cans,
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so I had to get a whole 12
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back. Oh.
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I was like, man. Now I would be
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drop for the rest of the week
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Wow.
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It's about average for me.
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That's me.
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But if they're in there, I'm gonna be,
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like,
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just just remember moderation. Couple of day we'll
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do you fine.
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Couple of this I could.
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Again, because they're so easy to get down.
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So freaking smooth.
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Yeah. They're like. It's, like, drinking regular Sd.
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It is, like, drinking regular Ass, and then
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something you're feeling a little for crawling. You're
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like, well well well.
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What's going on here? Grabbing my old friend.
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What
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Adam don't look
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Don't wear my dog decided he wanted to
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come in. Oh, yeah. He's not nah. He's
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he's all about... It's daddy time. Mh.
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So warm here.
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Alright. I have told my daughter
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that
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she had... That she cannot come up here.
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But she cannot cry. She cannot
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come in my room for the next hour.
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Right. How long do you think it's gonna
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last? I give you about 5 minutes. Maybe
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luck. Mh. Because it'll be like, yeah. Idea
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if you wanna wanna You need you need
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to watch me do this. Mh. No. It's
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gonna be like, Daddy,
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what?
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And then she's gonna be thinking
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So mean to me... You know, when they
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don't have something real to stay.
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And so they and so they are coming
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up with stuff on the fly. And because
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they wanna see what you're doing?
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Yes. And so they come up and they're,
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like, looking at the screen, but they're, like,
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Daddy,
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I'm having
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I want...
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I need to
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what you need to do is such your
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way as there. And I'm like I get
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out of here. You don't even have anything
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say. Now, yes. I go.
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Yes. The
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amazing pouch and flare of chess. Like, I'm
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getting bigger than you so I could get
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what I want. I'm like,
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sorry. Sorry. I can few times your size.
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Grab by the head and
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Yep. You
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Okay. Reagan care it out of the ground.
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Where What do you doing?
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He absolutely asked to
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be near me, the minute I walked the
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door is my shadow.
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Mh.
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Your Peter Bay.
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Minus what probably would be, you know,
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that
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failure.
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Stop it.
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I'm sorry. Peter pan was A5I
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don't care. How long you've been on in
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on Never land
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and not age. Sir, you've been there for
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a while.
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Your actual age is this.
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And you're trying to get with Wendy. Sir,
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you.
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I'm gonna go play lost boys now instead
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of you.
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Yeah. That's even worse.
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But technically,
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weren't weren't they all that age,
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except for... I mean, it depends 1 of
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the 3 kids who came in.
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No. I think pete Peter would be the
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first, and then every other lost boy would
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be subsequently sometime
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after his arrival.
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So it could've have been
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God only knows.
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Yeah. I mean, they could all technically be,
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like, fathers and grandfather.
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Well, like,
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also,
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like, would they
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have... Like, would Peter pan even have the
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sexual urges. Like, wasn't even really a teenager
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because it's, like Puberty that really gets you
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going, like, oh, girls or oh, whatever.
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So, like, 50 no puberty, is that really
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gonna make you like...
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Well, see they never... They... I feel like,
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even when they did hook? It wasn't like...
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As soon as he left Never. It was
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just, like,
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age caught up with him. It just he
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started eating aging at a regular progressive rate
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again.
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So
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again, he's been on my.
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Floating island in the middle of nowhere.
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First out to the left.
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Yeah. Sure.
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What's the that's so. I'm sitting here like,
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the magic... The magic is not magic anymore
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So
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age to catch up with you and you
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should be dust
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for grandpa.
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There's there's nothing to stop 8, you know,
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time from coming back you. I haven't seen
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a lot of characters in a lot of
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other stories.
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Well, I mean, who are we the judge?
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Who are we the judge mister Pan? This
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guy. This this is who Wife. Oh, that's
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right. We have a podcast.
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Yes. That's what gives us the right to
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I have I have the ability to talk
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as much shit about things as want.
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And I have a microphone to do it
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with.
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So this gives me power.
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Well it's part of than being an Internet
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troll.
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Can I be? I'm a keyboard warrior you
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cannot a t might be? You will do
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what I tell you to do because I
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am powerful behind this keyboard.
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Have you that
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you know, my mom
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texted me because I got a friend request
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request from her on Facebook. Oh, wow. Okay.
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And
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I mean, but she's been on Facebook.
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Okay. But I got another friend request. So
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I was like, boy. Like, is this a
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troll or whatever.
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And she text me. She's, like, someone stole
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my password and then made my account private.
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And I'm like, why?
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What are they gonna get out of it?
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Like, absolutely nothing honest. What what are you
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going to get?
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Out of
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taking
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some broke ladies
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Facebook account.
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Like, what is your end goal besides? I
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did it.
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Yeah.
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Like, go ahead and steal a Zuckerberg.
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Yeah. Yeah. Then he might... Like, oh, his
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dumbass saved his credit card on his Amazon
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account what an idiot.
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Yeah.
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Order order order order.
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So the stuff have.
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So.
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I'm gonna order me a dick rocket.
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Oh, god.
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Gonna shake me to the moon and back.
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Oh, yeah.
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Who's into Peter Pan now the motherfucker?
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Peter Pans and you now.
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Literally,
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lie to the moon.
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Take me there, Peter.
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Stop.
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So always deadpool. How about that? Yeah. That
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right.
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How about that deadpool.
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Is it out on Disney plus because I
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keep seeing, like, I can click on it.
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Yeah. You can click all these. Yes. On
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Disney plus is on Hulu.
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Let me see. I actually have a whole...
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The deadpool wolverine green, like, the whole thing.
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No. No. No Not dipped wolverine rain.
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That's not hitting theaters until next week.
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No. Week got No. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.
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Next week.
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But as far as things you can watch
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it on right now, you can watch it
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on, Disney Plus,
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Max,
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Youtube, Hulu, Amazon Prime videos. So you can
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actually watch shit.
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Yes.
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Yeah. The original dead what. They're pulling their
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port. I'm talking about Deadpool will reach her.
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Sir, you ain't gonna be able to see
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that on any stream of service until, like,
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2... Like, 2 months after it's out in
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the theaters. Then you could start written it
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on freaking crime more than likely? For 45
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dollars.
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20.
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That's what it always feels like. Like, well,
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like, Gonna spend 40 dollars for 24 hours
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of access. Like, even when I with a
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blockbuster back in the day it's 5 bucks.
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Well,
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streaming services and having to keep Bezos from,
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you know, making his penis rockets.
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Could I just have, like, a partial penis
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rocket
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money?
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No.
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It's little
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allows me it's a little. We're working people
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don't get to have that kind of money.
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Only people who sit behind us all day
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until you you're doing a good job in
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you're like a monkey.
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Good writer. Good writer.
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New make new script. Chad you good.
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That makes me think,
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oh, my gosh. Well we'll we out.
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I was mentioning to somebody how, like, everyone
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had that goal in high school where they
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were, like, ever... We're gonna be rich.
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Oh, okay. What's your plan to be rich?
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And their plans were graduate high school.
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Simple. Get rich. Be hacked.
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Gonna get? Yeah. Like, I'm not gonna invent
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anything. I'm I'm just gonna get there. I'm
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just going to be rich.
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Yeah. I think you skipped, like, about 12
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steps. Can you skip at least 1 really
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important step.
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Or runs
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you know, like the basic basic idea? We
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need, like, a... Oh, what's that word the
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how?
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Yeah. Yeah. Where's the how. Please show Or
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are you how?
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How are you money?
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Sir?
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Rarely.
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I have this 1 gray hair that grows
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right here and I always think there's a
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booster on that face. And it's a gray
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hair.
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And least your...
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Least is only 1. I mean, your uniform
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at least.
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This is not.
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I'm not even salt and pepper. I'm, like,
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nutmeg and cinnamon and
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saute?
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Great for ready for they fall.
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You're you're the pumpkin spice.
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I'm love bits of beard. Yes. Thank you
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Irish heritage.
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Now,
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if you could only stand in Guinness.
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What's fucked up is it's only read here
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everywhere else it's
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brown. It's, like dark brown and black, but
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mostly gray now. Thanks Kids.
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Yay
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strat. Yay parenthood.
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Mh.
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It's fun.
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Anyways, so we were actually talking about deadbolt
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over for solid, like, 10 seconds.
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I mean, we do have some references.
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I got distracted.
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I do I do find, like, Ryan's whole
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referencing
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Wolverine constantly.
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Even though we have never seen this version
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of deadpool
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see anything about Logan until... Oh, or phil.
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But it's it's too... It's it's to the
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comic though. Yeah. I mean,
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I I honestly wish and I'm... I doubt
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Josh Bro is gonna be in the third
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1, but I would really have loved to
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see all 3 of them, Josh Sp this
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cable, Ryan Reynolds.
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As deadpool and freaking huge acronyms Wolverine,
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doing this whole big battle scene
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that they're supposed to have.
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My, god, it's gonna be... And, like, they
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even have the little stupid dog.
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I mean, it looks like they're doing the
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whole deadpool pool core. Like, they got head
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pool.
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Kid pool supposed to be there. Lady dead
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pool supposed to be in it.
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Cowboy dead pools in it. Apparently,
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now I posted this early on
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Twitter had take it with the grain to
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salt, but 1 of these rumor sites did
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say that Matthew Mc mckenna hay is playing
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cowboy deadpool.
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Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah.
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They said it. Fuck out. I'm I'm I'm
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hope... I'm, like, is is this real? I'm
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really hoping that it's a real. Honestly. Hilarious.
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Like, as an actor,
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if I was hired to do a Marble
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film. I'd be, like, I'd be really picky
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because I'd wanna be, like,
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I wanna be, like, 1 of the more
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popular superheroes that keeps coming back these, like,
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not, like, the 1 off. Like, hi. I'm
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blah blah blah and.
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Oh, you mean kinda like a Brad pitt
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as a Vanish and deadpool too. Yeah. Like
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you didn't see him until got electric here
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and Yeah.
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Yeah. And and, like, I remember before the
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they even came out with deadpool, everyone was
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saying for so long, like,
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Ryan Reynolds is the perfect deadpool. He should
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be deadpool. I mean, he was
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already great when he played in men origins
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even though that was god awful after he
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I mean, they don't
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So they don't really tell you what his
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powers are in origins will ring. It just
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seems like he's really fast with swords. That's
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it.
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And then all of a sudden,
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He's gone for, like, the rest of the
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movie until right at the end where they're
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like, weapon 11, and he's
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deadpool.
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You're like,
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wait... And then they have his mouth shut.
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You're, like, mouth sewn shit, and he's, like,
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got all these power, so he's got, like,
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the ability to teleport
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from 1 of the
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other members of a Wolverine old platoon.
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He's... He's not a female rogue.
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No. It was just it was just walking.
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And it was unnecessary and it was bad.
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It was bad. I even have that action
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figure. I I think I had all the
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action figures from that. There was
16:40
there was a difficult game I played.
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Where at 1 point Road tries to save
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him or stop... He does... She does something
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with him. And, you know, Wade got, like,
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a voice in his head the whole time
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because he oh yeah. Crazy.
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Yeah. But
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she touches him
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gets his powers, and then you're playing the
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game as Rogue for a little bit? Yeah.
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Because she kinda just goes crazy and then
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just does, like, all his moves and, like,
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what your wrote for a ohio. Because this
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the same 1 that had a cable in
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it and cable shot him in the head
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and
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in the note to him with a knife?
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I don't know. The the
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Was it literally called just deadpool?
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I think so because it was mostly just
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like a hack and slash.
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Was it Nolan North doing the voice of...
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I Don't don't fucking ask me shit. Like
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that come okay. Okay. Okay. I'll I'll do
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you 1. Is there a scene
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where he's in the bathroom?
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Yes. Between you guys? Yes. And he talking
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to him and didn't he have to kill
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them. Yes. It's so funny. I I was
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I was about to bring up there, like,
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my 3 favorite scenes from that whole game
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is when Road takes him over. Yep.
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When he's in between them and that bathroom
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scene because It does not go forward until
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you hit a button. Yeah. So you can
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sit there literally have the conversation afterwards time.
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Yeah. And they he... They will come up
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with lines, Constantly. And he'll just be like,
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hey. How's it going. Nice dick. You know,
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and the guy's is like, oh my god.
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Like, They're just trying to do the guy
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thing and not look over,
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but they're all... Like, that whole scene.
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Terrible.
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And then my other favorite scene is when
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his whole body gets destroyed, but it's like
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his head and his zen intestines,
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and he has to crawl up his intestines.
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To get to the sewer or whatever, and
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then he's just, like...
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Yeah. Was pretty bad. Yeah. It's been a
18:34
while since stuff played. I gave. I honestly
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I honestly missed it. I can't... I don't
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what system was that on.
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He was like, multi... I don't wanna see
18:41
it was multi platform.
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But I'll you next 1.
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So
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would be nice to get that game again.
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But I wanna
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definitely a quality ass. It was short, but
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it was a good game. It was super
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short, and it was it wasn't
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I mean, it didn't break any new
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ground in any way. No. Because it was
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like, you have your heavy attack. You. Have
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your quick attack. You have your regular attack.
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Like, he's got 3 different kinds of weapons.
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That's like.
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Yeah. Around and hack and slash. Yeah. I
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think you had to do certain things in
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the game. They actually get different costumes too.
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I don't even...
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It's been so long stuff played that game.
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I I wanna... I wanna say there was
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1,
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the power deadpool,
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cost wind up.
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That's 1 of the few games that really...
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That... I mean, those are the parts that
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stand out for me.
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So... Yeah.
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As far as deadpool the movie goes. I
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mean, this was that r rated
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the first r rated.
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First 1 wasn't ira rated? No. The first
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1 the first 1 was r rated,
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and then
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Logan came out,
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and that was r rated.
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I silly to watch that actually. I need
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to watch Logan. How you know watch Logan
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yet. I read the comic
20:06
It... Were red Old man and Logan?
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I mean, I honestly think that
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outside of dip. I think Logan was
20:13
probably the 1 of the best x
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character films
20:18
that coulda came out. Are they still doing
20:20
those many episodes on Disney plus to introduce
20:22
the X men?
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I don't I don't think they are. I
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think it sucks because I was looking forward
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to that. Again, I would like to have
20:30
seen that be, like, the whole...
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Alright. These is... These are the members that
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are that you're gonna see in the movie
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eventually, and then the movie. Apparently, apparently just
20:38
supposed to be 2 mutants
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in the new Captain America move.
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Supposedly.
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I know Hose. Well, like, they could've have
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didn't it like they did what if. Where
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it was like, you had all the individual
20:50
character stories, And then all of a sudden,
20:52
they're all together. And I was like, really
20:54
13.
20:56
Well, I think what's gonna end up happening
20:58
is that by the time we get the
20:59
secret wars.
21:01
This is when, like, a bunch of universes
21:02
are gonna kind of combine into 1.
21:05
So estimate my... Yes. So they've x might
21:07
not even be a part of this initial
21:09
universe
21:10
at all.
21:11
Like... There might be some mutant jeans out
21:14
there, because the say Emo cons got the
21:16
mutant jeans.
21:18
Even though she needs, like the wrist wristband
21:20
or whatever front Yeah. Maybe your her power's
21:22
just haven't
21:23
awoke yet by themselves.
21:25
But, like, they...
21:28
That's the only
21:31
They've done a few...
21:33
They've touched on fax number. They haven't said
21:35
mute... Yeah. But, like, It's kinda, like, when
21:38
when you're given an arc project.
21:40
Mh. And when when they say you can
21:43
only... You have to draw a tree and
21:45
a bird.
21:46
Like, it's easier to come up with concepts
21:48
them do when they say, draw whatever you
21:50
want.
21:51
Because it's kind of the free
21:53
the free rain they have because they have
21:56
the endless universe universes, so they can literally
21:59
do whatever they want with any excuse they
22:01
want. Oh, he came from the multiverse.
22:03
Oh, he just appeared in the multiverse. Only
22:05
popped in on a portal
22:06
with With Spider man when all the bad
22:09
guys came in. He just popped in a
22:10
portal with that.
22:12
I mean, that's kinda what happened with the
22:14
Vulture Vulture is kind of like, at wi.
22:17
He's that even in his home universe anymore
22:19
He's just
22:20
out there in Sony versa.
22:22
Yeah. You could do literally whatever the fuck
22:24
you want.
22:25
And, like, if they can combine all the
22:27
universe universes back together, then
22:29
won't have to worry about that.
22:31
It would be nice if
22:34
Marvel do have just
22:35
spider man. Period all that. Oh, my god.
22:38
Just Just keep doing spider, man. It's fun.
22:40
Yeah spider man. Right. He he does... He...
22:43
Tom Holland is so good. Yeah. He's so
22:45
good.
22:46
I'm hoping it that... Like I said, I'm
22:48
hoping that spider way 4 is gonna be
22:49
as awesome as,
22:51
keep hearing that the that is gonna be
22:54
It keep hearing is gonna be his last
22:56
1.
22:58
Doubtful.
22:59
I mean, I know Robert Downey Junior was,
23:01
like,
23:02
you don't wanna get
23:04
caught
23:05
and
23:06
kinda rope into this for, like, a decade.
23:09
Yeah. You... Like, where... How does your wallet
23:11
look mister Downey Junior? Yeah. Considering he was
23:14
probably 1 of the highest paid of of
23:16
all of them.
23:17
And, like, and he was also, like, at
23:19
the beginning, he was, like, going through
23:21
bad drug problems. Like, they didn't even pay
23:23
him until he was done with the work
23:25
because
23:26
if you pay him before, he would just
23:28
spend it all on drugs and not do
23:29
the work. Whoa, no mean.
23:32
And then he got better thanks to the
23:34
Mcu because he was in the public spot
23:36
light again, like... Yep.
23:38
So if you're were welcome
23:39
Again, he was born to play ira, man.
23:41
A man? He a hundred percent less.
23:43
Hundred percent.
23:47
Mister Downey Junior. Yeah. Just like, I it's
23:50
like Ryan Reynolds
23:52
F
23:53
Devil, and,
23:55
mister Jackman.
23:56
Thank you, Canada, and thank you, all Joe.
23:58
You've for giving us
23:59
some great great actors. Mike Myers was born
24:02
to play Wayne Campbell.
24:05
True. But he agreed. Hey He basically he
24:08
creative wayne Campbell though. Yeah. He created him
24:11
and Saturday night. I was walking out the
24:12
other day.
24:14
I And, like, it... How upset does it
24:17
make you when you watch something from when
24:18
you were younger and you love so much
24:20
and you introduce it to somebody else?
24:23
And they just are not feeling it so
24:25
much. You're like...
24:27
That's me It's
24:29
Come on. It's wayne world motherfucker.
24:31
This this is adult life. This is what
24:33
happens when you're trying to introduce shit to
24:35
your kids. They're just not... They're just not
24:36
gonna feel it the same way. Even with
24:39
adults,
24:40
I've tried to introduce to adults, and they
24:42
haven't seen Wayne, which is first off.
24:45
How.
24:46
I don't know where they've been. But then
24:48
I introduced it, and they were... They're just
24:49
like, asking questions of what are they doing?
24:52
They didn't get the reference to,
24:55
Mary Tyler Moore.
24:57
When they're doing, like, the the glove on
24:59
the bottles and I'm like...
25:06
Do.
25:08
We're
25:09
make it.
25:12
Like I said
25:14
If you don't... If you have... If you
25:15
don't know pal culture.
25:17
It's don't know pop culture. Yeah. How how
25:19
are you how are you surviving in this
25:22
How.
25:23
We probably don't have social media step 1.
25:27
Shit. I was what peruvian
25:30
Instagram.
25:31
And Michael Jay White hosted.
25:33
This was my first commercial, and it was
25:35
a burger king commercial, and is when they
25:37
brought out many muffins for breakfast.
25:40
And I was like, holy shit That is
25:42
Michael John white.
25:43
Wow. He had a kid had a little
25:45
mini muffin.
25:47
Shaved until the bag was.
25:51
It's like what do do for that money?
25:53
I mean,
25:54
I do you wanna that money? I'm guessing
25:56
this is before he became, like, a big
25:58
martial arts
26:00
badass.
26:01
Did you hear Thunder, sir? He skirt? It's
26:03
pulling down rain over here. Yeah. The red
26:06
on my face is about how red the
26:08
sky is outside. Fuck, yeah. It's been windy
26:12
down here and powers
26:13
tried to cut out. 2 or 3 times.
26:15
That fun...
26:17
Well, thank goodness for a portable power. I
26:20
ain't got that right now. So if I
26:22
disappear,
26:23
hold it out on your own, Jay. You're
26:25
on your own. Fuck
26:30
black line.
26:31
The dead deadpool pool is a guy and
26:33
a red suit?
26:35
Why the red suit? So back guys don't
26:37
see me believe.
26:39
If this guy got the right idea. He
26:41
wore the brown pants. It's
26:44
That's right. We're gonna throw all quotes. What
26:46
we do. I got 12 bullets.
26:50
You're gonna have share.
26:52
Yeah. About share. Yeah. Just he's like, 432.
26:57
That was stupid.
26:59
Stupid dead. Stupid.
27:01
Worth it?
27:02
Right
27:04
And then him fighting
27:06
trying to fight colossus.
27:08
I like, that's okay. People are afraid of
27:10
the t rex.
27:12
So terrible. Yeah. Yeah. Cock shack. Bow.
27:16
You ever heard the ass kicking contest with.
27:19
1 legged man.
27:22
Looks like that... That movie was c full
27:25
of so many great quota lines
27:28
It also the fucking movie is quota.
27:30
It's like... It's... I mean, it's not the
27:32
best movie, but it actually is pretty good
27:35
for what it is.
27:36
Grow, as far as ratings go, I'm gonna
27:39
tell you right now.
27:41
ID8
27:42
out of 10 with 1100000.0
27:44
ratings.
27:45
Right 85, 85 percent from the tomato meter,
27:48
348
27:49
reviews, 90 percent audience score with over a
27:52
hundred thousand ratings.
27:55
Meta,
27:56
65 percent from the reviews.
27:58
8 out of 10 from the user score.
28:00
Google users 85 percent
28:03
All high.
28:05
All high. Except 65. That
28:08
that little guy.
28:10
Don't worry about that little guy. Don't worry
28:11
about that little guy. Yeah. Man. Don't worry
28:13
about that little at. But, like, you know
28:15
what's funny is, like, deadpool is known for
28:17
his fourth wall breaking, but no 1 broke
28:20
the fourth wall better than she hulk.
28:23
That is true. She did again.
28:25
She broke the shit out of that wall.
28:28
Like, deadpool poke his head through and pops
28:30
back out. Hoax his head there and pass
28:32
back out. She hulk was, like, fuck your
28:34
wall.
28:35
Yeah. Pulled to frame as, like, this is
28:38
open now. Just just pause,
28:41
paul's action, talk to audience. Yeah. Resume. I'm
28:44
like, but then, like, breaking through the Disney
28:47
plus and kicking over the thing and then
28:50
crawling into the, like, the director's cut behind
28:52
the street... Like, come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
28:55
I'm, like, she literally
28:57
broke the wall,
28:59
came through, talk to the writers, said, hey,
29:02
Kevin, and Kevin's not even Kevin Feige. It's
29:04
Kevin a freaking robot. That's right. She's like,
29:07
no. We need a rec on Freaking inning.
29:09
That was bullshit.
29:10
And, like, and and honestly, when I was
29:13
watching it, you know, because sometimes you watch
29:14
shit and your half paying attention. Yeah. When
29:16
they went to the Disney plus you yeah,
29:18
I was, like.
29:20
I.
29:22
Did I hit a button?
29:23
You know and there was like for fist
29:25
this was like,
29:27
get the fuck out of here.
29:29
Away. That's other things away phone down?
29:33
Terrible. Let me pay attention and see what's
29:35
going on here. Yeah.
29:37
Just just walk through the whole studio.
29:40
Yeah. And just pops it on the riders.
29:43
Hi, guys.
29:44
No. I don't think you're supposed to be
29:46
here. Hey.
29:47
No. Don't worry about me.
29:50
Where where's Kevin.
29:52
When are they coming out, I know they
29:54
got the new, Dared double coming out? Yeah.
29:56
The new Dare devil's coming out. There is
29:59
still supposed to be
30:02
move night season 2,
30:04
I think you're doing... They're gonna we'll get
30:05
a yellow costume.
30:07
I thought... It was it was in the
30:08
costume. No. It was in the comics? Yeah.
30:10
Was in the comics.
30:11
Isn't that counterintuitive to what he's trying to
30:13
do, like, fighting at night?
30:16
I mean, isn't wearing red?
30:19
It was dark red at least.
30:22
I mean, if anything he should've have stuck
30:24
with his first costume assume black with a
30:25
black.
30:26
Yeah. Black the white band just
30:29
Yeah.
30:30
Yeah. Shouldn't... He could've have just stuck with
30:31
that or he just could've have gone, like,
30:34
totally could've have gone batman dark night.
30:37
Yeah. And then it... We gonna said that
30:39
the horns were
30:40
devil horns.
30:44
I'm in the night.
30:46
Oh, god knows. No. Somebody's hungry, and I'm
30:49
cooking in Hell's kitchen.
30:50
Brooks.
30:52
Nothing good comes out of hills kitchen.
30:54
Flipping them justice burgers.
30:57
Jesus christ.
31:00
It's the devil's meat. It's the devil's meat.
31:03
You're, do you like ketchup and mustard on
31:06
your justice?
31:10
You know. Should be dare dared devil dinosaur.
31:14
Dared devil diner.
31:18
I used to look towels kitchen. It's triple
31:20
It's triple d's.
31:22
Triple d.
31:24
That's funny. Because I drive triple. Is it
31:27
drive ins, diners and dives?
31:30
No.
31:31
Dare demo diner. It's the dare towel diner?
31:35
We call it the... It's all 30 sixth
31:37
street. So
31:38
6 triple d. Like, yeah. If lawyer...
31:43
Battles,
31:44
Mean, Avocado, avocado, whatever you wanna call,
31:47
Forgot the... I think I I'm appreciate is
31:49
Avocado is
31:50
lawyer in Spanish. Avocado. I have no idea.
31:54
Avocado.
31:55
Avocado is avocado in Spanish.
31:57
I could. Pretty sure I know that 1.
32:01
I don't believe know.
32:04
But, yeah. Yeah. If Lori Ring doesn't work
32:06
out for Matt Murdock. I I think he
32:07
would... Yeah. Dared double dot luck here. And
32:10
it's like, you put it on, like, a
32:13
a specific street that would be a real
32:15
size, so you could be, like, I'm on
32:17
32 triple d.
32:24
Don't let. It's a brass
32:27
I... That's the point.
32:28
That's the joke. It's perfect joke.
32:33
I did it. We're talking about food and
32:35
boots.
32:36
That's nothing better.
32:38
Food boobs.
32:41
Yeah. See. See. This is very... This is
32:43
a big paul's line. Like. This is totally
32:45
up his his his alley. Right. Main Street.
32:48
Good.
32:51
Is it whoa. That would go right up
32:53
page.
32:56
Right off, Main street.
32:58
A little h.
33:01
I, like, I I think the intro when
33:03
he's in that taxi cap is just
33:06
so much deadpool. Like, he picks up the
33:09
the, like, spooky
33:11
segue tours. These is, like,
33:14
Like, look back. And then he's just sitting
33:17
there and he's rolling up and down the
33:18
window and doing, like, obnoxious shit. He's like,
33:21
hey, Buddy. It's lonely back here.
33:26
Excuse me. Pardon me. Got. Yeah. You haven't
33:28
get another seat of the freaking taxi it
33:30
was ridiculous. You go get a har there.
33:32
I... I'm so I'm so glad they actually
33:35
introduced the character of no bender... I think...
33:37
Joe bender. Yes. I see. It's so cool.
33:40
I mean, honestly,
33:41
I know
33:42
I read all the deadpool comics, but what
33:45
is who is Dove fend from?
33:48
As far as a character, III
33:50
think he's just, like, I think he's a
33:51
character in the comic books. I think he
33:53
would be
33:54
reintroduced him. And I'm, like, Yeah. As as
33:57
in, did, you know, they created this character
33:58
that would be a great sign 4
34:01
wade.
34:03
That's what
34:04
the guy who ran the bar, and...
34:06
We really went that. Side ea and blind
34:09
out in the comic books were his side.
34:12
Fair enough. But we... I really see Wee
34:15
was aside. He Seem blind out honestly was
34:18
kind of being
34:19
tortured
34:20
of a sword.
34:22
Yes. Some.
34:24
I mean, that's, like, she hated it. She
34:27
was like, I fucking hated here and he
34:29
refused to let her go. Like, they would
34:31
joke around and.
34:32
But then if she made any mention of,
34:34
like, wanting to leave or something He'd be
34:35
like, I'll can kill you. If you even
34:38
think about leaving here. And, like, he, Genuinely
34:40
lee was,
34:43
like, kidnapping, serial killer vibe. She was trying
34:46
to find ways to escape. And, like, we
34:48
would come by as his best friend, but
34:50
that blind out would always you know, he'd
34:52
always be like Trying to find a way
34:53
to get you out of here.
34:56
Like, because he's genuinely
34:57
insane.
34:59
Deadpool is insane.
35:02
Would you... Do you blame a person who
35:04
literally had cancer
35:06
everywhere?
35:08
Everywhere. That you can't make excuses.
35:11
His his mentality is probably coin not only
35:14
by the things he's done in his past
35:16
as a
35:17
special operative and as a mercenary.
35:20
The cancer,
35:22
and then
35:23
the to nature of his transformation into it.
35:27
Okay? Well, like, can send...
35:29
If Jeffrey Dah...
35:31
Well, no. Jeffrey Dah is all funny. Different
35:33
cases. If he was funny,
35:36
no. And he
35:37
on every... Just gonna eat clowns then.
35:42
But what if he had a good sense
35:43
of humor about it?
35:45
Oh, yes. You could make a lot of
35:47
crazy jokes about eating clowns. So would... He's,
35:50
like, you know, does it taste funny Am?
35:52
Exactly.
35:56
And keep will laugh about it. Like, oh
35:58
my god. This is...
36:00
Tom hand and handcuffs saw Jeff.
36:04
But I'm just saying, like, like, just because
36:07
he's funny,
36:08
you can't let it slide that he genuinely
36:10
is
36:12
A murderer does not give a fuck about
36:15
anybody.
36:17
He cares of in the movies. He cares
36:19
about that girl in the comics. He does
36:21
not have that.
36:24
Death actually.
36:26
Death he's not a.
36:28
Is not someone he should be... Like, well,
36:30
Death married Thanos at some point, I think,
36:35
ortho Thanos is trying to get her. Yeah.
36:37
Thanos has always been trying to get her.
36:40
You were
36:41
Wish deadbolt just kinda hangs out and that's
36:43
like, what's that?
36:45
Correct. Because he's the only 1 of the
36:47
only people who's never going to die, but
36:49
he can get there.
36:50
Yeah. But he always comes back.
36:52
Yeah. Kinda kinda like how they didn't at
36:54
wool too. Or just like... Alright. He dies,
36:58
kind of. Then kinda with your seconds.
37:01
Death
37:02
appear
37:03
in the Marvel universe.
37:05
I was honestly thinking that maybe
37:08
Vanessa
37:09
kinda be never kinda inadvertently becomes
37:12
death
37:13
in a way. That'd be kinda cool.
37:16
But... I mean, she was literally was hanging
37:18
out in the afterlife just like, you him
37:21
for him prop prophetic.
37:23
It's about family.
37:25
What the... What do you mean? What? It
37:27
kicked.
37:28
And He's gotta figure it out Was like,
37:30
what?
37:31
How are you at... You've been dead for
37:33
less than a month, and you're already doing
37:35
the weird
37:37
prophetic ghost shit. That's not cool. That sounds
37:40
like you've been there for way longer,
37:42
way longer. Well, I mean, technically, I guess,
37:45
Death could take any persona that she wanted.
37:48
If she chose someone that,
37:50
Wade Wilson found attractive, that would make sense.
37:54
I mean, just because she takes on the
37:56
Vas
37:57
the message of Vanessa does not mean
38:00
it has to be
38:01
Vanessa.
38:03
True.
38:04
Exactly.
38:05
So there you go.
38:10
Oh my god it's cabbage?
38:12
Latch.
38:14
Door.
38:16
That's all it says. My your comments show
38:19
up from street or
38:21
school.
38:22
I deleted it. Look, I can't add comments.
38:28
Can anybody else had comments?
38:30
We hear anybody could add a comment. Hey
38:32
decided to join in.
38:37
Charm
38:39
fucker.
38:46
Choose nice.
38:50
See if I can actually spell properly.
38:53
We're chatting.
38:54
With we're chatting.
38:59
We're chatting with everyone in this studio.
39:02
And alright? Let me just go. Here we
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go.
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39:13
Should be changed our brand.
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Studio.
39:18
Look can totally change our brand.
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Look,
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now it's green.
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Just like our old logo.
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We got...
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We got distracted by S objects.
39:40
It... No. Literally already did to us. I
39:43
blame stream yard.
39:44
Thanks a lot, Stream, Yard. Come on.
39:48
So
39:52
So when I look at it... When I
39:53
look at deadpool, and I see the references,
39:55
like like, in the beginning,
39:57
as they're doing the slow
40:00
mo intro as they're
40:02
flying through the air after the
40:04
car has been flipped
40:05
you see stuff falling out, like, the little
40:07
green lantern card.
40:10
Shit. He loves pointing that shit out.
40:13
Like
40:14
in terms... I made a terrible superhero movie.
40:17
Too. You made 2 terrible superhero superior. You
40:19
made excellent origins wolverine,
40:21
and you were in Green lantern.
40:23
They fix it at the the 2. You've
40:25
fixed it. Yes. Yes. He did he did
40:27
shoot his forward wholesale. So Fin he did
40:29
shoot Ryan.
40:30
Or... And I'm guessing another timeline and stopped
40:33
him from doing Rem in the altogether.
40:35
That 1 joke in the first 1 where
40:37
he's like,
40:39
How do you think that, what's his name
40:40
gets work? He's, like, probably his acting abilities.
40:43
He's like, oh, come on. Have you seen
40:44
him act? Look, Ryan Reynolds.
40:46
Come on.
40:48
Space. The only thing people wanna see it
40:50
space.
40:53
Just like at Ryan Reynolds.
40:56
So speak... You know, speaking of all these
41:00
I mean, Deadpool 1, I mean, you get
41:02
to see wage origin from
41:05
being regular old weed, Wilson,
41:07
former special forces, turn mercenary,
41:10
cancer,
41:12
after meeting someone that he can he can
41:14
actually be as nuts as he wants to
41:16
be with.
41:17
Because she is just as nuts.
41:20
Correct. If not nutty or... I should think
41:22
that's funny issue when they go to the
41:24
the first date they're at looking arcade. And
41:26
he's, like, Steve. I need the full tran
41:28
ring. And she's like, I'll take an eraser.
41:32
And he's like, you now have all of
41:35
like, key at your... At beck call, and
41:39
you can erase things written with the pencil.
41:42
Here you
41:44
Like I don't know I I and I
41:46
I don't understand how she didn't know what
41:47
bolt on was. It was like, 5
41:50
mini line box.
41:51
Come together to make 1 big robot.
41:55
And she was just like, yeah. Okay.
41:58
Like no.
41:59
I gave you this ring. How much time
42:01
would I get me? She's like, 3 minutes?
42:02
And he's like,
42:03
what are we gonna do for the other
42:04
2 minutes and 43 seconds.
42:06
I don't
42:10
And so the calendar girl theme plays
42:13
in a walk through
42:15
holidays
42:16
and
42:18
mischievous news.
42:19
Bullshit. And she's like, owl, and he's like,
42:22
pops up with the dealer.
42:23
Have me a the.
42:26
Yeah. Let's Let's see. We we saw what
42:29
Valentine's day
42:30
We saw Women's...
42:33
Yeah. International Wednesday?
42:35
Chinese New Year. You're the dog?
42:39
Yeah. Do we all, obviously, Halloween? We saw
42:42
thanksgiving
42:43
and then we had to see the obvious
42:44
waters for Christmas and this is when we
42:46
start... This is when we find out the
42:47
weight it has cancer.
42:49
Criminal cancer, but this is also after, you
42:52
know. Little... Hands the the hands of the
42:55
ring and she's like, where are you keeping
42:56
this? And it zooms out, and he's just
42:59
got wet butter on?
43:00
Yes. Nobody yet nowhere. Like, okay.
43:04
Sir,
43:06
was that in your prison wallet?
43:09
Can you imagine... Okay. Can you imagine? First
43:11
off,
43:12
what do you think weight was doing for
43:14
work?
43:15
At this. He was a alert. I mean,
43:17
he was... He... Pretty sure he was still
43:18
immersed. True point. Still be mercenary at that
43:21
point. That's true. But I'm guessing... I mean,
43:23
he was doing tame jobs. As as they
43:25
were saying. Yeah. Kinda like the,
43:28
with the pizza boy, which I thought was
43:29
really funny. The bed jean. So Yeah. He's
43:32
like. Not a share. He's not a channel
43:34
here.
43:37
But like, also Pizza Can you imagine how
43:40
do you think
43:41
weight would be as a pair.
43:46
Terrible.
43:48
He would be terrible.
43:50
I mean, look at how
43:52
close he was with a fire fist in
43:55
the second movie. Like, he did try his
43:58
best to keep that kid from going down
43:59
the wrong path the entire time.
44:02
I mean, it except as. Except for in
44:04
jail.
44:05
I mean, but like,
44:07
that is
44:08
1 of those things where it's easier to
44:10
be in uncle than it is to be
44:12
parent.
44:13
That's fair.
44:14
You can always... Those those kids can go
44:16
home. Yes. Those kids go home at the
44:18
end of the day. So all you have
44:20
to do is put it in put it
44:21
in a lot of effort for, like, a
44:22
solid 6 hours.
44:24
Yeah. You know, And then it starts stinking
44:26
and you're, like, take this back.
44:30
Please. It's stun at fart and it smells.
44:33
And it throw Please take it back.
44:36
But as a parent, like, it beeps and
44:38
you're, like, take this back and they're, like,
44:40
it's your motherfucker.
44:42
Yeah.
44:43
And oh,
44:45
shit.
44:47
What have to I have to wipe this.
44:50
Yeah. You have to wipe that down and
44:52
put powder on it, and... Mh.
44:55
Diagnostic not a fan.
44:58
Not a fan.
45:00
Oh, well.
45:02
Tough shit.
45:03
Do what you gotta do?
45:06
But Devil was really...
45:09
I I liked the first me, Out... Honestly,
45:12
like, the first 1 I thought was I
45:14
was pretty excited about.
45:15
When it came out. But Right. By that
45:17
time, he had become so widely known that
45:21
I I'd lost my love for him.
45:23
Because
45:24
when do you see it everywhere? You're like,
45:26
okay. Everybody loves deadpool, I get it. I'm
45:28
what just... I could.
45:32
We'll see, that time, Deadpool in the comics
45:34
had been...
45:36
Do... He had... He's had multiple titles to
45:38
himself.
45:39
He's been a part... He's been in the
45:40
x men. He's been a part of x
45:41
force.
45:42
He was originally brought in
45:45
in what the new mutants.
45:47
I wanna say. He was an s cal
45:49
or too, or he guys he was at
45:51
Siren
45:52
for a while.
45:53
And then I know he was a part
45:54
of the Avengers 4 time. Yeah. I know
45:56
he was part of the
45:58
Covert team of X men that they dubbed
46:01
X force again.
46:04
And I know that he was a part
46:06
of the thunderbolts
46:08
for a while.
46:09
But we didn't all.
46:12
He didn't have his own thing for a
46:14
really long time.
46:16
Yeah. I think he did kinda use him
46:17
as primarily, like, a support character for a
46:19
little bit. Yeah. Because I remember I saw
46:22
him first in the Spider man.
46:25
Because Spider Man used to be my favorite
46:27
because I was, like, he's funny.
46:29
And, you know, he has a good heart.
46:31
Like, that's my favorite. And then he talked
46:34
to deadpool in town. And I was like,
46:35
who is this?
46:37
And then I went to I went to
46:39
the comics store, and I saw a couple
46:41
deadpool comics.
46:42
Because he had, like,
46:44
before he had his main
46:46
his main run, like, his first issue was
46:48
with Sas.
46:50
Yeah. Because he yeah crazy.
46:52
Because the the first thing they did was
46:53
they had to make him,
46:55
weaker
46:56
because he's un.
46:59
So they were, like... The first thing they
47:01
did in the first issue was, something
47:03
nuclear radiation, and he gets his finger chopped
47:06
off, and it doesn't grow back.
47:08
K.
47:09
And so that's the whole thing. Is he's,
47:11
like, now I gotta try and figure out,
47:13
like, how to
47:15
grow all, like, how to get back my
47:17
regenerative properties.
47:19
And that was the whole thing was then
47:20
trying to figure out how to do. But
47:23
he had, like, smaller runs
47:25
back in the day,
47:27
like little 6 issue stint.
47:30
Yeah. I think the same... They gave them
47:31
the same thing with like carnage too. We're,
47:33
like, he only gets so many issues because
47:36
it's
47:37
how how man interact with a killer s.
47:38
So we can only give him so many
47:41
so many issues to do evil things unless
47:43
he's a part like, a big main antagonist
47:46
to a storyline and another call.
47:48
Yeah. Because deborah will spell is not
47:51
main character material.
47:55
Because because in the comic books, like, he
47:57
gotta have, like, like, even Venom, like, he
48:00
could have his own line because he's got
48:02
the heart of gold.
48:03
Praying. Like, like, he genuinely wants it, but,
48:06
like, way not supposed to have that. He's
48:09
genuinely
48:10
insane.
48:11
Yeah. Okay. He's he's he's sc crazy, any
48:15
he murders with reckless events.
48:18
And he generally doesn't feel bad afterwards.
48:22
Again, when you grow up the way post
48:25
these characters grow. Stop making cancer
48:28
your only card.
48:30
No...
48:31
I say I said the way he grew
48:33
up. 000,
48:36
childhood
48:37
and and cancer of the body.
48:40
Problem is enough. So much trauma. To allow
48:43
him to kill with reckless abandon and at
48:47
I mean, I recall I don't see you
48:48
telling me the thanos was wrong.
48:51
That's thanos is right.
48:53
U.
48:55
He's an equal equal opportunity offender?
48:58
Yes. So doctor Doom.
49:01
Murdering whole multi versus
49:03
for plans to work properly.
49:06
He's probably killed more people in deadpool all
49:08
over. But if a few multiverse versus,
49:11
You know, that's fine. There's still the same
49:13
person as elsewhere.
49:15
Trillions
49:16
of lives.
49:17
That's sucks. Okay. Across the stars. But it's
49:20
easier to not pay attention to them when
49:23
you don't see them. It's like, you when
49:24
you step on an ant hill. Like, are
49:26
you seeing all the ants underneath being sat?
49:29
Unfortunately, I I am 1 of those people
49:30
who wants to pour liquid aluminum down into
49:32
an ant, you can see.
49:35
Because because the pretty art that it makes
49:37
afterwards
49:38
so much death, but so pretty art.
49:42
This... Someone had a sacrifice for this art.
49:44
I'll be damned if it's to me.
49:46
Thanks.
49:47
What if somebody, like, an a a giant
49:50
alien, like, Gala came to Earth, and he
49:52
was just, like, I want some pretty earth
49:54
art import liquid hat aluminum I'm all over
49:57
earth.
50:00
I got an earth shaped
50:03
a aluminum ball I'm gonna put up my
50:04
mantle now.
50:05
Grief.
50:08
Mean,
50:10
k?
50:11
Look, my 8 year old got mad at
50:13
me because she
50:15
she said you can
50:17
eat lava
50:18
and you'll be okay. And I was like,
50:20
you cannot.
50:21
And she was pissed.
50:23
The moment
50:25
the moment you even trust. She's like, your
50:27
What do you need? Earn. Yeah. Completely off
50:30
getting close. It keeps like, it'll be... It'll
50:33
it would... Your mouth would cool it all
50:34
off. I'm like, that's no. That's... You don't
50:36
understand. Was like I understand physics.
50:39
I was like, it's
50:41
melted
50:42
stone.
50:43
Like stone is so hot. It became a
50:46
liquid.
50:47
Which is, like, 3000
50:49
degrees or something.
50:50
Like, it's it's a lot. It's a lot.
50:53
You cannot.
50:55
Put in your mouth. And I was like,
50:56
if you're putting in your mouth, it'll just
50:58
melt through to the back of your head.
51:00
No. No. Just what you do. Or just
51:02
and it's all the way throughout your butt
51:04
hole, give give her give her a hot
51:06
pizza roll.
51:10
Brush out of the microwave. Fresh out of
51:11
the oven. Skip her a fresh pizza a
51:13
roll. You're like,
51:15
that's lob.
51:18
Is your mouth cooling off?
51:23
That is what we're say.
51:26
Not even a fragment of the heat. Yeah.
51:29
I had a 15 minute argument with her
51:32
in tears because I told her she was
51:33
wrong
51:34
about you can't eat lava. Daddy. Love aj.
51:38
Yeah. I'm an idiot.
51:41
I'm idiot
51:42
because I'm finding you on eating Lava.
51:46
Gonna take you to Hawaii and just be
51:48
like, here.
51:49
Walk over to the brown. Don't you... That's
51:51
what you're going down. Oh, what's that? You
51:53
can't even get within 5 feet without crying?
51:57
Yeah.
51:58
It's fucking hot. Isn't it. You wanna eat
52:00
it now. When we get you a spoon.
52:02
Oh, wait. Melted to spoon.
52:04
Course
52:05
You wanna grab with the root.
52:08
Yeah.
52:09
Golly.
52:10
This This used to be a spoon now
52:12
was a chops stick. Terrible.
52:14
What happened?
52:17
Fucking kids.
52:22
1 of these days.
52:24
1 of these days what you're gonna love
52:26
that well, I would hope not.
52:29
Again,
52:30
go ahead.
52:31
Teacher or listen. I the role. You can't...
52:34
You can... Okay. Yeah. Pizza role is fun.
52:36
I'm not gonna teach her a lesson by,
52:37
like, already eat this lava.
52:41
Honestly, I saw somebody make quick ob by
52:44
taking
52:45
bolton lava,
52:47
and pouring the liquid nitrogen over it.
52:50
That was awesome.
52:53
Quick city you. I was like, holy shit.
52:55
Awesome.
52:57
You're gonna make yourself a
52:59
dragon glass blade.
53:02
That would be booty bad. Yes. It's gonna
53:03
queue yourself some white walker, sir?
53:05
I just want Ob city and So be,
53:07
like what could I possibly do with it.
53:09
Funny... This is fucking up city in.
53:12
Well, you... Yeah. No. You gotta you gotta
53:14
do it Just right.
53:16
It's bringing the brutal.
53:17
Of course. Because otherwise, it just rocks.
53:20
Rock me shattered glass, basically?
53:24
I wonder what would happen to be through
53:25
dry and do a lot.
53:29
Hello
53:31
I mean beautiful the ages.
53:33
Depends on how
53:35
how much lava is inside pool and how
53:37
big of a block?
53:40
I'm sure there's a Google for that.
53:44
It probably is way less,
53:46
crazy than I'm
53:48
hoping in my head. It's probably just, like,
53:50
you throw the dry ice and it disappears
53:52
the time. It's crowd. You're like, well, that
53:55
was fun. You good cave everybody.
53:57
I mean, again,
53:59
it
54:00
it did manage to boil off a little
54:02
bit of the liquid nitrogen
54:04
because he did put in, like, a lot.
54:08
Like, I think he had, like, 2 canisters
54:10
of liquid Nitrogen.
54:11
Could you be on lot.
54:14
I don't think you would want to. I
54:16
even want you. You could, like, write your
54:18
name and then what if it was just,
54:19
like, permanently en rock your name
54:22
floating down. It would be a lot forever.
54:26
It would be
54:27
now Don't think... I don't think you have
54:28
a code enough peace stream to cool down
54:30
lob.
54:31
Just to be like, it's my name.
54:33
It's.
54:35
No down do.
54:37
Look, Jason's going downhill hill.
54:40
Terrible.
54:44
Bye.
54:46
Until it hits the ocean. Oh, give little
54:49
little Jason Island
54:51
slope out there.
54:53
We'll see you later.
54:55
Explore years from now. We'll look at this
54:57
and be, like,
54:58
what the what the fuck is this?
55:01
It'll be amazing. No. To be gotta gotta
55:03
do it cursive, but they don't teach cursive
55:06
anymore. So
55:07
Yeah.
55:08
What mean?
55:10
I was reading a
55:13
a book
55:14
more listening to a book. And
55:17
they were talking about architecture, and they were
55:20
our were not architecture archaeology.
55:23
And they were pulling up stuff, and they're
55:25
like, oh, look, it's like tools that they
55:27
used to use.
55:28
And she's like, we're bearing bottle caps now.
55:32
You know, and shit and people hundreds of
55:34
years from now are gonna look at this
55:35
and think that we worship shipped it.
55:37
Like, or or like, they're not gonna have
55:39
any idea what this is. Or what any
55:42
of this is.
55:43
They're gonna think that we were, like, worshiping
55:47
shit or
55:48
you know, these were our Coca Cola was
55:50
our God or something.
55:51
And they're like, they're not gonna have any
55:53
idea, and I'm thinking I'm like,
55:56
they're probably right.
55:58
I I'm gonna think. Like,
56:01
Yeah. So, yeah. All the Berry T Yeah.
56:04
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All the Berry Trash. Are
56:06
gonna find all the Et atari games again?
56:10
Okay. And be...
56:12
We've we've discovered them. Look at them. They're
56:14
amazing.
56:16
That that is super cool that like that
56:18
myth got busted.
56:21
They just spent so much money looking for
56:22
these useless ask games. Just prove that some
56:25
guy did it.
56:27
Like what a dick
56:29
Yeah. I mean,
56:31
That's if I you for making a shitty
56:32
game.
56:33
Fair enough. I mean, it was not good.
56:36
That I remember playing it, but I can
56:38
tell you from, like, seeing the graphics.
56:41
And It was a atari.
56:43
I mean, Put again, what
56:46
There was not a lot of action in
56:47
Et.
56:49
No.
56:50
Alien.
56:51
That that's a franchise that got a game
56:54
and was good. Yes. Unit. Yeah.
56:57
Freaking predator. Then he did the pro... They
56:59
had the whole marines predator and,
57:02
aliens
57:03
in 1 game, and you could play as
57:05
each 1 of those different factions. I played
57:06
I shit on my computer. I was a
57:08
lot loved it.
57:10
Oh okay. What was a,
57:12
the Aladdin game was really good.
57:15
I'm Genesis.
57:16
I don't think I ever played it. I
57:18
remember that 1. Because for some reason, that
57:20
1 stood
57:22
the Aladdin game on, Genesis was good, and,
57:26
There was another game that they had on
57:28
Super Nintendo where they did that same thing
57:30
more to combat did where they did, like,
57:32
pictures of them,
57:34
actually doing the moves.
57:37
Oh,
57:38
kinda... It was the batman
57:40
game.
57:42
The Batman a Robin game
57:44
from the movie?
57:46
Oh,
57:47
was it Ef Ba K?
57:49
I think it was about... I think it
57:50
was after valve cameras. But it was our
57:52
remember being really good. We don't we don't
57:55
talk about that movie.
57:56
No. We don't talk that. We do unless
57:59
it's we talk about it when it's time
58:01
to, talk give it a heap ration of
58:04
shit. Yep? That's when we talk about it.
58:08
Fair enough. And yeah,
58:12
again, all saving grace from that 1 was
58:14
1 with Thurman.
58:16
Thanks.
58:18
You're an amazing place in Avi I really
58:20
wish they would have drill around for
58:23
another guy. She said so many amazing things.
58:26
Oh, Kill Bill was, I think some
58:29
fucking best movies.
58:32
Be cool?
58:33
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
58:35
Oh,
58:39
fuck mark can I think of it
58:42
Santa jackson?
58:43
Doctor Travolta.
58:45
Bruce willis? That was...
58:47
Bing Rams.
58:48
000,
58:50
fucking
58:51
Fiction. Yeah.
58:55
She left my brain so fast. I was
58:56
like, such a... I can't believe like Got
58:59
1 at the same time it's good.
59:02
This is amazing.
59:04
So good. Because, again, it's another tara film.
59:06
And so was freaking kill Bill. I was
59:08
like, yeah. Movie was thurman Like, fair amount
59:10
of...
59:12
Hey Very much that movie or Bruce... Willis
59:14
gets fucked in the ass?
59:17
Oh.
59:18
0. No. Okay. He was a fox.
59:25
He he did... I think he did manage
59:27
to punch out being ringing. So...
59:29
What...
59:30
Here,
59:31
hasn't read any he couldn't tara films in
59:33
a while?
59:35
Again.
59:36
Last, I remember it was that 8?
59:39
What? Was the last 1 I think I
59:40
saw.
59:42
What is it called? The hateful 8.
59:45
0,
59:46
yes. Kirk Yeah. Kurt Russell, Samuel, Jackson,
59:50
Walton Go isn't in it
59:53
chan tatum, I think is in it for
59:55
a little bit? I mean, the last 1
59:57
I can think of is that 1 with
59:58
the chip with the gun leg.
1:00:01
Oh,
1:00:02
was that did planet?
1:00:04
No. Brian House I don't think it was
1:00:06
I think... Yeah. I think it was the
1:00:07
house.
1:00:09
Yeah. What does it called?
1:00:11
House or... Grind house. Yeah. But it was
1:00:13
like a 3 different movies and the 1.
1:00:16
Yeah.
1:00:18
I mean think, it was like a whole.
1:00:19
It was like, a whole
1:00:21
old tool kind of feature. Yeah.
1:00:24
K. Yeah. And that was that's the last
1:00:26
1 I remember Like, I didn't even remember
1:00:28
that hateful was putting guarantee that went all.
1:00:31
Mh. Mh.
1:00:33
Actually Man.
1:00:35
I make sure. So, wow
1:00:37
Maybe they'll need to come up with some
1:00:39
some new shit.
1:00:41
Somebody needs to come up with new movies.
1:00:45
Are new. Well, I feel like
1:00:48
what happens just like with, like, superhero movies
1:00:51
like, superhero movies aren't 8 genre
1:00:54
because you can break them down into different
1:00:56
John was, like, comedy and action and thriller
1:00:59
and
1:01:01
depending on it, maybe even a horror kind
1:01:03
of film because I feel like
1:01:08
Wanda in
1:01:10
doctor Strange, a madness took it weight horror
1:01:14
vibe throughout the entire mail film. I mean,
1:01:17
she was
1:01:20
spooky.
1:01:21
Yeah. She was spooky he notes mean, especially
1:01:23
when she killed freaking professor ex. I was
1:01:25
like, oh, shit.
1:01:26
Bitch wouldn't pulled you guys. She went never
1:01:29
the heights. Sure did.
1:01:31
Short
1:01:32
that
1:01:34
she did what Magnet could not.
1:01:36
Yeah. Yeah. He was quentin Tara. Now Okay.
1:01:40
20 20 15.
1:01:42
Okay.
1:01:45
But,
1:01:48
I don't know. Do you think that they're
1:01:49
gonna do another deadpool pool after this?
1:01:52
I don't know if they're gonna do another
1:01:54
deadpool pool specifically. I think what's gonna end
1:01:55
up happening is,
1:01:57
deadpool
1:01:58
might
1:02:00
to me, I think deadpool would more than
1:02:02
likely
1:02:03
profit better as that character kinda pops up
1:02:06
just like Stanley you used to. You just
1:02:07
kinda pops up, does a little cameo,
1:02:10
and away he goes, it doesn't didn't even
1:02:11
have to be Ryan reynolds in the suit
1:02:12
as long as he there's a voice over
1:02:13
before it.
1:02:14
Bam. Yeah done.
1:02:17
Until they get towards the end of the
1:02:19
multiverse saga when you get, like, Avengers 5
1:02:22
and secret boards. I think that's when he
1:02:24
pops back up, and he's backing in films
1:02:25
again. But it's not, like him specifically,
1:02:28
maybe him in a small team effort
1:02:32
throughout,
1:02:32
whatever he has to do. But I don't
1:02:34
think it'll will be another deadpool movie after
1:02:36
a dip ring. I think, this might be
1:02:38
his last
1:02:40
dead or specific bill.
1:02:42
That's fine.
1:02:44
That's fine. I my bad. Because I mean,
1:02:46
look at Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman played freaking
1:02:48
Wolverine,
1:02:49
all 3 initial x men movies Cameo in
1:02:52
a couple of the,
1:02:54
cameo in the first
1:02:56
first class movie.
1:02:58
Then
1:02:59
was, again, somehow the main focus of the
1:03:01
second 1, and then he cameo out again
1:03:03
and another 1.
1:03:06
Then he has own trilogy.
1:03:08
So I mean, he was in so many
1:03:10
different films
1:03:12
as Wolverine.
1:03:13
Mh. And now he's back again. As.
1:03:17
So, I mean,
1:03:18
he said, Logan was gonna be his last
1:03:20
1, and then
1:03:21
he was like, oh, gonna fucked up.
1:03:24
After you saw Dan, who was like, oh,
1:03:25
shit. I fucked up.
1:03:27
So... I mean,
1:03:30
they say a lot of things.
1:03:32
Actors say a lot of things. I mean,
1:03:34
they do it... And sometimes it's it's...
1:03:37
Because, yeah, they're getting older
1:03:39
they probably don't have the same stamina
1:03:41
or... That's what she said?
1:03:44
Or the or ford can't or can't put
1:03:46
in the same amount of training as a
1:03:48
used to. So it's, like... That's also what
1:03:50
you said.
1:03:55
Anyway,
1:03:57
that's the goal. Yeah. This the goal.
1:04:01
I don't
1:04:03
I don't... I just don't I don't see
1:04:05
it. Ryan. I think he's getting older and
1:04:08
he knows and he's getting older. So I
1:04:09
think he's gonna try to veer away from
1:04:12
the heavy physical roles. He's... I he might
1:04:14
still do some stuff.
1:04:16
But I don't think he's gonna do deadpool
1:04:18
specific.
1:04:20
Yeah. Yeah. I don't think so. That makes
1:04:22
sense.
1:04:24
Mh.
1:04:25
Like Tom Holland, who is still a young
1:04:26
and vibrant, and, like,
1:04:29
top.
1:04:30
Get give us give at least give us
1:04:33
until we can get our miles morales live
1:04:35
action. And then we can be like, alright.
1:04:38
We'll we'll let you go, tom. We'll let
1:04:39
you go. But we expect you to come
1:04:40
back later when you're a little bit older
1:04:42
and you're like,
1:04:43
I'm on more adult Peter Parker.
1:04:46
Yes.
1:04:46
Spider Man until you're dead, Tom.
1:04:50
Right. You think... I mean, again man until
1:04:51
you're dead. The be perfect.
1:04:54
I I gotta give it tomorrow Well... I
1:04:55
mean, they're asking for, like, their main characters
1:04:57
has been
1:04:59
so spot on it.
1:05:00
So spot on.
1:05:03
So...
1:05:04
Sun.
1:05:07
Alright. Well, I think we hit an hour.
1:05:09
Yeah. We a lot of shit to. Yeah.
1:05:12
Here there and everywhere in between. That's what
1:05:15
we did.
1:05:16
It's true. What be doing. I'm sorry. Welcome
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do.
1:05:20
I don't be like, why? We didn't even
1:05:22
we we even to introduce or so what
1:05:25
were doing.
1:05:26
That's whatever. I mean, we're doing... We're, I
1:05:28
mean, we... We we did this as live,
1:05:30
so we're were just like, Yeah. That's what...
1:05:32
This is what you're gonna get tonight. So
1:05:33
fuck off.
1:05:34
We could always... This is what this is
1:05:36
what's gonna happen.
1:05:37
We'll we'll,
1:05:38
verbally say it, and I'll try to. When
1:05:41
I do the audio for it.
1:05:42
Into thought upon,
1:05:44
Youtube. I'll be like, Oh, yeah. We did
1:05:47
say... This is Katie bad guys.
1:05:49
You oh you want me to cut it
1:05:50
in and add it at the beginning. Welcome
1:05:52
dude. This episode at Jay. I got my
1:05:54
name Kevin and I'm gay. And then I'm
1:05:57
the Jay.
1:05:58
And Ben he just gonna roll on it
1:06:00
here.
1:06:03
Cut and paste, cut and paste.
1:06:06
But as far as Youtube, I think I
1:06:07
I can I think we should actually
1:06:09
try to take this?
1:06:10
What we've done, video.
1:06:13
I think I. I think I can save
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the video. All you gotta do is log
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in under
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1:06:19
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1:07:02
videos
1:07:03
where I do stupid chad. Yeah. So if
1:07:06
you're if you're on our Youtube,
1:07:08
we have a whole game series. He's he's
1:07:10
playing
1:07:12
no worries for the wicked. And the shopping
1:07:15
simulator.
1:07:16
I I only did that once. That was
1:07:18
a 1 off. Whatever.
1:07:20
If a aware.
1:07:23
I put in, like, a solid 30 hours
1:07:25
in that game.
1:07:27
And then,
1:07:28
I kept playing and my daughter kept whining
1:07:30
and whining and wanting to play so bad,
1:07:32
but you can't have multiple saves.
1:07:36
And so I just got so annoyed. I
1:07:38
finally said fuck it and I deleted it
1:07:39
and started a new 1 and was like,
1:07:41
you go and play.
1:07:43
Terrible.
1:07:44
So all 30 hours wasted.
1:07:47
Well,
1:07:49
at least you put in 30 hours. I'm
1:07:51
never gonna sell cereal in the grocery of
1:07:53
the k A mark ever again.
1:07:59
Kind cereal that you have. You have a
1:08:00
good stuff? I had chocolate pic and honey
1:08:02
beans.
1:08:04
Oh, not the honey. Wings No y honey
1:08:06
beans.
1:08:08
But I guess it was kinda like Honey
1:08:09
Cheer.
1:08:10
Well, they're about to handle a really big
1:08:13
update. So Okay. I'm also kinda waiting for
1:08:15
that too.
1:08:16
Okay.
1:08:17
So where they're gonna have a whole lot
1:08:19
more to do than what I was doing.
1:08:22
Which was yelling at Barry.
1:08:25
Feel like this what everybody does when they
1:08:26
play that game was like a yell at
1:08:28
1 1 freaking
1:08:30
person in the store, the entire time. No.
1:08:32
I.
1:08:34
No. It was the it was the cashier.
1:08:35
He was worth the sports of shit. It
1:08:37
was so slow.
1:08:39
Buried the cashier.
1:08:40
And then I had 2
1:08:42
stalker who were amazing,
1:08:44
that was Henry and,
1:08:48
Dennis.
1:08:49
Henry and Dennis. Just watch the video. You'll
1:08:52
get it. Oh god.
1:08:55
Henry fucking barry.
1:08:59
So as always, find those videos on our
1:09:02
Youtube. Guess what? They're on a whole playlist.
1:09:04
Yeah We made playlists for things.
1:09:07
Jamie playlist. I just made videos and edited
1:09:09
them. Yep. So find that in their playlist
1:09:13
and then find all our character deep dives
1:09:16
On another playlist, hey, we even have guest
1:09:19
bots separated on a playlist all to themselves
1:09:22
too. So on our guest bots, character deep
1:09:25
dives,
1:09:26
and Kevin's playthrough throughs, oh, no rest of
1:09:28
the wicked and supermarket simulator
1:09:31
on Youtube. Whatever I feel like I plan.
1:09:33
Yeah. Whenever feel like find. Just gonna just
1:09:36
gotta let me know so I make those
1:09:37
nice little intros for you. He does a
1:09:39
good job.
1:09:40
Track.
1:09:42
Okay. Thank you so much. You love you.
1:09:44
Good night.