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Whackhead Prank: A wild escape · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: KFM Mornings with Darren Sherlin Sibbs and you.
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  Speaker 2: It's David Getta beautiful people here on KFA Morning throw Back.
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  Speaker 2: There's that today. We got a prank coming up right
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  Speaker 2: after this break. Hang on, stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Here is another world famous prank call from Darren Wackhead Simpson,
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  Speaker 1: exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so what is it with people that have pitt pythons?
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  Speaker 2: They always seem to escape sometime in their life.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like those words don't belong together, pet pitt and.
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  Speaker 2: Pine and python.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds like a case of in story.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, I mean case it in is
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  Speaker 2: black mombers and all those like snakes that are gonna
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  Speaker 2: kill you, you know. But so I was being told
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  Speaker 2: the story yesterday about somebody who now recently the pet
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  Speaker 2: parthen has escaped from the house, got out of the
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that, not the cage or the tank
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  Speaker 2: glass whatever, And so now it's on the WhatsApp community group.
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  Speaker 2: Please be on the lookout for Trevor.
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  Speaker 3: Don't be alarmed, don't panic, but beyond the lookout. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: don't panic, but beyond the lookout.
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  Speaker 2: So it's on the WhatsApp group, and then I was
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  Speaker 2: I googled, like has this made the news yet? Because
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  Speaker 2: this would be like, yeah, this would ruin my life,
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  Speaker 2: you know, my fear of snake. So I went and
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  Speaker 2: I googled pet parthen escaped. Do you know how many
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  Speaker 2: stories have come up on like other people's Facebook pages,
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  Speaker 2: like seven twenty three December, pet parthen found near Athlone.
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  Speaker 2: It was somebody's pet our Athlo. Yes, yeah, no, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They love the animals. Then Ethloon, Hey, because yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: not a lion cup, it's it's a python. Hey, what's
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  Speaker 3: going on?
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  Speaker 2: Another another story, This is just me googling pet path
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  Speaker 2: in escapes. And then another one from the low Felder
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  Speaker 2: facebook page twenty July twenty twenty five, a year ago
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  Speaker 2: Stellenbosch students pet python found in a car sold to dealership.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my word, there's loads of these stories that the
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  Speaker 2: headline is crazy. Okay, So and then there's a there's
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  Speaker 2: another one here from three years ago. Four meter path
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  Speaker 2: and weighing twenty eight kilograms found a pet path and
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  Speaker 2: escaped and then it was in the neighbour's tree. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Now there was a story when when was when I
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  Speaker 2: was in joe Burg that the another one pet Parthen,
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  Speaker 2: had escaped on the community WhatsApp group, everyone is looking
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  Speaker 2: for this thing, and then they found it in the
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  Speaker 2: neighbor's house in the pool pump, also Parthen, and that
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  Speaker 2: Parthen's name was Mitzi. Yeah. Yeah, So so that's where
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  Speaker 2: we're going today. So this is there. There's so you
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  Speaker 2: know these strip malls, these like sort of open air malls.
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  Speaker 2: All the shop runs. Your park your car there and
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  Speaker 2: you walk in and you walk. It's not a shopping mall,
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  Speaker 2: mall strip malls, right, So there's a pet store, uh
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  Speaker 2: Africa Kingdom and a couple of stores down. I thought
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  Speaker 2: an Animal Kingdom, and I thought, what an idea to
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  Speaker 2: cause a bit of chaos there in the day while
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  Speaker 2: everybody's just doing their work. So there's Animal Kingdom, the
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  Speaker 2: pet stall. What could go wrong? So I phoned the
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  Speaker 2: store next door, which happens to be the Adidask store.
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunate to say that something's gone wrong. Okay, here we
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  Speaker 2: get okay, thank you phoning a very look, I'm calling
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  Speaker 2: you from more management. You know there's the Animal Kingdom
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  Speaker 2: store here, yes, yes, okay, Now this is just a warning.
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  Speaker 2: They had a batch of snakes delivered from Australia. Very rare.
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  Speaker 2: This morning. They had some snakes delivered there this morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: well the box was overturned and they are on the loose.
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  Speaker 2: You six imported from Australia, so many missing? All six?
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  Speaker 2: He yeah, and we know that your store is technically
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  Speaker 2: close and we're looking at the air conditioning ducts. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it runs from their store into your store.
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  Speaker 4: Is an author.
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  Speaker 2: The snakes that are on the loose in your store
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  Speaker 2: are two black mambers, two green mambers, and one spitting cobra.
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  Speaker 4: They must cause somebody to do something about it, because
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  Speaker 4: you know we're not see it now.
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  Speaker 2: They are highly poisonous. You did, did you have a
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  Speaker 2: look around? You see, because it is going into winter,
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  Speaker 2: snakes like to go into warm places.
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  Speaker 4: You know you're giving me depression?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Can you just check your tool? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, killing me and because somebody to god mine and
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  Speaker 4: we must close the store or call out a head
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  Speaker 4: if you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do something, maybe check your handbag? Yeah, you just
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  Speaker 2: have a look around.
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  Speaker 4: I can't ever look on send outside are giving me
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  Speaker 4: because who are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm from them, I'm the mall managed the manager.
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  Speaker 4: To do something for them to come here. Stand on
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  Speaker 4: the chase, fine on the customer.
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  Speaker 2: St Okay, it's just that we know that they were
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  Speaker 2: last seeing in the air conditioning duct and the air
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  Speaker 2: conditioning duck from Animal Kingdom goes straight into your store.
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  Speaker 2: Believe really.
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  Speaker 1: The condition.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have a look around.
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  Speaker 4: I'm scared. I'm very scared.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I can't even closing next to it, though.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you scared because I'm afraid of a snake. Look,
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  Speaker 2: if they bought you, you've got half an hour to
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  Speaker 2: get to the hospital before you die.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, play person, do to forgive my sins?
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  Speaker 2: Look in your head? Do you know who this is?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's worked Simpson worcked Simpson. Working System worcked Simpson.
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  Speaker 4: But I did listen to me, Okay, five work.
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  Speaker 3: What a woman.
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  Speaker 2: She was amazing, She was so sweet. You were giving
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  Speaker 2: her depression at Working System was giving her depression.
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  Speaker 3: And really, if you are more management, why are you
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  Speaker 3: talking to me? Why are you not sort of sort?
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  Speaker 2: But I think you think that could possibly happen quite easily.
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  Speaker 3: Very easily, and very easily. You could have the same
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  Speaker 3: reaction as she did.
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  Speaker 2: Vould. I would have absolutely. I would have had a
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  Speaker 2: heart attack on the spot. You would have run out
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  Speaker 2: of the next run.
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  Speaker 3: Out of the building.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to the light. I'll follow the last scene
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  Speaker 2: in the next laugh. I have a good one here
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  Speaker 2: on earth. That would have been absolutely my reaction.
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  Speaker 3: And I mean, living in the burbs, these things have
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  Speaker 3: become quite common.
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  Speaker 2: What happened to just a dog or rachet?
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  Speaker 3: People have all kinds of creatures, you know.
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  Speaker 2: A dog, rochetted goldfish and rabbit. Yeah, you come with
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  Speaker 2: your tortoise and your reptiles, and hey, target, where was
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  Speaker 2: the target?
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  Speaker 1: No tigers, but.
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  Speaker 2: There was a target that somebody had a pet escape.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently that's the other thing there, your black pants.
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  Speaker 2: Or your it was out there. It's right, I know
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  Speaker 2: what your neighbors doing in the yard. Yeah, I got
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  Speaker 2: a crocodile on my recula. On OKAF mornings, twenty seven
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  Speaker 2: minutes after eight o'clock. We got some messages here from
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  Speaker 2: the prank.
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  Speaker 1: Here, you said worker Simpson, She said, working system.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this play stories sometimes. Right now you see us
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  Speaker 5: in uber driver, I we few some other weeds talking
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  Speaker 5: discuss you're just putting somebody from one neighbor to another
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  Speaker 5: or the just moving and then now there last part.
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  Speaker 5: But you can feel that your body, you know, somewhere
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  Speaker 5: app your body, there's something wrong with something that's been
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  Speaker 5: getted to deal with this basic snags the.
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  Speaker 2: Justice.
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  Speaker 3: He's traumatized.
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  Speaker 4: See that man has stories to tell.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And I've always wondered when people use ubers and
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  Speaker 3: they come in with their pets and things, you know,
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  Speaker 3: what power does the driver have to say, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: riding with your pit snake. You're no shame man.
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  Speaker 2: How's the story that's coming from Duncan?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Darren, I've got some good escape the stories from
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  Speaker 1: you for snakes. So I used to live in Joeburgh
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  Speaker 1: with my parents. My stepdad used to breede all bathens,
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  Speaker 1: so we used to breed themselves them at Empress Pallasitas
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  Speaker 1: at the shows. The one year there was a woman
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  Speaker 1: with a very thick diamond ring and there was a
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  Speaker 1: guy showing off his venomous snakes. I wasn't selling anything,
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  Speaker 1: just showing them off. I think it was a whole
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  Speaker 1: nose vaf or something quite dangerous. She oh, the Snake's
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  Speaker 1: Nott movie, The Snake's Nott movie, Make it Move, and
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  Speaker 1: then tapped on the glass a few times in the
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  Speaker 1: ring and the glass shattered and the snake crawled out. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we had to shut down the whole hole, catch the snake,
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  Speaker 1: put it back in the cage. A couple of months
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  Speaker 1: after that happened, the owner of the steak snake actually
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  Speaker 1: died because he died from antophylactic shock when he was
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  Speaker 1: exposed to too much venom. That's not the only I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a story of a little black momber escaping
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  Speaker 1: at Empress as well. And if you know, Empress fought
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  Speaker 1: floor that's red, black and gold, so he blended in
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  Speaker 1: very well. It's also been like a three meters bomese
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  Speaker 1: python that's escaped that Empress before. So now there's plenty
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  Speaker 1: of stories.
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  Speaker 2: The Empress that I don't think they're meant to be. Guys,
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  Speaker 2: now I've done. If you don't know what he's talking
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  Speaker 2: about with Empress Palace, Empress Palace is like our Grand West,
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  Speaker 2: same thing.
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  Speaker 3: And then the towels what the floors, Yeah, like a
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  Speaker 3: certain pattern. Yeah, and you can't spot the snake.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, snake is blending in. Yeah. Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: get to shivers down down my spayne