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Episode 215: First Rule Of Fighting Teddy Roosevelt · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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What it do, what it do, what it do?
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It is your boy Andrew Schultz taking Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who
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am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod
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Episode 215 The mushrooms made me do it, motherfuckers.
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I love you want your crowns though.
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Let us where I love it as you would tempo the strip club we be
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letting best go everybody hating me just coming fast though get
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love with the money. I never lent though and I get
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high with my baby. I just love them mom.
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I'm getting fly with my baby and and I can ride with my baby.
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I'll be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby and when I get
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high with my baby, I just left them all.
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I'm getting fly with my baby, Yeah.
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What's going on? How's it going man?
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Another day. You say, how's it going?
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Yeah. How's.
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It going, I thought you said that was a good one and I was
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like. What?
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How's it going? Same old shit, usual.
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Same shit, different toilet. It's supposed to be like hailing
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and stuff. It was like raining, but it
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wasn't that crazy overhyped. I don't.
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I don't. I don't.
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I don't trust the DFW like weather guys that much.
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I'm not like the biggest fans unless it's David Finfrock.
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He used to be on Channel 5 homie with the bow tie and the
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glasses. Unless it's him.
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Like, well, see, see our dude out here?
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He's mogging. Mogging.
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That's right. Oh, I'm sure you you.
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DFW fuckers. Because you know what?
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You know what his name is? Dallas.
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Dallas Rains. That is legit.
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And this dude's got this dude's like probably like 95.
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He's like William Shatner like where it's just like doesn't
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age, but he doesn't like he aged until a point and he's just like
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super tan and he like seems very toxic, but he's like not at all.
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He's like, he's like, he's like. Super nice.
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Like positive, like, yeah. And he, he's like, he's just
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ready for the day, dude. There was a time there was like
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a tornado and it was in DFW. There's all these tornado
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warnings and the guy who does, can't remember what channel.
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He might be his replacement. He might be the Finfrock
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replacement, but he kept interrupting this basketball
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game. It was like a playoff game.
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He was like, look, I'm sorry, I know you guys hate me.
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I just don't want you to die. I was like, because there's a
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tornado, this is important. And like completely ruined this
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whole basketball game, like made it go away.
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It was crazy and he's still to this day get shit about it and
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people just dog this dude like constantly.
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Dude, I'd be like looking for an excuse to get out of a tornado
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man, are you kidding? Yeah, but he got a lot of fun
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for that one. So listen to this.
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I was like, oh, I should tell the poker story.
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Yeah, yeah. OK.
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So my yeah, my whole week's been crazy.
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So I I was in LA. Shocking, that's the listeners
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can just not. This is the first time in a long
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time that you've got a wild story.
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Please, I would, I would say that's true in a, in a no, maybe
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not a long time, but like there was a period, there was a period
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of calm, I guess. Yeah, for sure there was.
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So I'm in LA in the middle of the day on Friday and I'm like,
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like handling some business. And I was like, fuck it, I'm
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going to go over to Hollywood Park for lunch like after this.
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And I was like, I could play for like an hour and eat and then
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maybe double my money buying 100 bucks.
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Dude, I'm there for 45 minutes and I cashed out 360 bucks like
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whoa. And I wasn't even playing for
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all that. I was just trying to make sure I
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got out of there with the money because it's like like when
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you're in like these LA like poker, we're just like any poker
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room. If you like just like come up
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really like like hit it and quit it like that.
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Like you get like kind of jumped for that.
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Like literally I like the bicycle.
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Like in LA, that's like stories of that so.
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People coming in, making a ton of money and getting jumped.
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Yeah, I got hit and run. Yeah, I, I started calling it
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because I did it twice on Friday, but yeah, like so, so I
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came out, I got up quickly, quickly.
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Like I like these fuckers like try to like push me like around
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to the side of the table and I just had a hand.
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So I just like clipped them and then and then I just started
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raising like every time I had a good hand.
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I like the people were just like limping in and the in.
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Like this poker strategy is called punish the Limpers.
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It's like it's like limping in and people want to play their
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hands if they're limping in, so they'll like they'll like so if
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you raise it on them. So I so people going in at that
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table is a three one blind. So to get in 3 bucks, it would
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be like 333 should be like like 12 bucks in there.
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I'd be like, OK, I raised it to 23 and then all of a sudden you
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get like 2-2 or three people full, but then two people call
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with their shitty like, you know, hand.
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But now that now there's like, you know, they're in for 43 each
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and, and I got fucking ace queen and, and then, and then I did
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that a couple times and just like murk these fools and I
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would go out and like hit the vape, like and then come back.
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And then I and then I just got all my shit together and just
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bounced like, because like eventually I docked a couple of
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the people out of the table. So like there was new people on
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the table. So it wasn't like they didn't
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really know that I came up on the money so quickly.
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So I leave, I'm in and out of there 50 minutes on the on the
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tracker. I'd drive, drive home.
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It's like an hour and a half to get home.
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Usually it's like 50 minutes. And this is like Friday
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afternoon, take a shower, you know, finish whatever the fuck.
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And then I was, and then I was like, fuck it.
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And I just go to Ventura to their their poker room and the
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fucking wait list is like like crazy long.
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I put my name on it and I'm there for like 35 minutes and I
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haven't even like moved off the wait list.
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They're not going to open another table for some reason,
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even though there's like plenty of people to do it.
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And then I see like the 2/3, which is the next level up.
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The buy in there is like 100 minimum, 300 maximum.
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And then I'm always like tempted to play that I just never do
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like yet or I just haven't really.
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And but I'm like looking around and it looks like a lot of the
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one two players that I normally play with are on the 2 three
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because they're they don't want to wait on the waiting list.
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So it's kind of like the same kind of fucking idiots anyways.
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And I just bought and I just like came up 300 earlier in the
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day. So it's kind of a free roll.
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So I put my name on the 2 three wait list and and then like 15
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minutes later they're calling my name.
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And I think it's like the second hand, third hand I got dealt,
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but first hand I played pocket aces and I'm under the gun,
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right? So the, so I'm the first one to
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go once everybody gets their first two cards preflop and all
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the chips they give you are $5 chips, even though $3 is the is
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the blind. So I just first one to act, I
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just throw in 20 bucks. It's my first bet at a 2-3 table
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in like over 2 years. Yeah, and and also also when I
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was waiting, I I played this whole scenario in my head of do
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you would I fold pocket aces? Because really, I'm only on the
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2/3 to play until I get on the back on the 1/2 and I just want
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to maintain my role. Here.
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And I'm like, sorry, I'm like, do I have to go all in preflop
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pocket aces? I'm thinking about this like
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that's how much I just don't really want to spend this 300
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bucks, you know? And then I get the pocket aces
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and then I'm like, so I go in 20 goes around, I don't know who
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calls or not, but then it gets to this kid who's at the
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opposite end of the table and he re raises to 100.
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Everybody folds up to me and I just was like, yeah, I was like,
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OK, let's go time. And so then I just like took a
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couple breaths, stacked it up. I was like, all right, well, I'm
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all in like how much that was like it's 300 exactly.
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And then I like was like leaning on the table.
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And then the kids like, and then he starts looking at me like
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he's doing like a fucking like poker movie type shit, like
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trying to read me and I'm like, OK, whatever.
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So then I just like lean back. But my heart now it's like going
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crazy and he's like fuck it, I call, but so then I don't turn
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over my cards and outcomes fucking something to ace and
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then a two. So I get a full house and then
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it and then something else comes out and I just, and then, and
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then one of these like there's like two brothers at the table.
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One of them is Rodney, my homie, who's always like the sun's
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coming, the sun's coming. Well, the other brother goes,
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oh, what you got the nut deuce? And I go, I don't know.
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Is that the nut deuce? And I flipped on my my hand and
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just like taking the 600 and Rodney's like.
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Oh, we got a new player. At the table, we got a new
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player. You thought you could push him
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around. All of a sudden he's like on my
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side. And then and then 2-3 hands
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later, not even. I get no next hand.
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Maybe the next hand because I'm on the button now.
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No, no, because I was under the gun.
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So, so button. Three hands later.
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Three hands later, I get that dealt A7 suited on the button,
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last to act. Big boy raised it up, 25 this
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time. Couple couple callers.
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I call on the button. A-76 comes out on the flop, Big
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boy raises it to 60. Same guy.
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I just took all his money. The guy next to him calls the
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60I slow play it just call The 67 comes out on the turn gives
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me a full house. Big boys first to hack.
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What does he do with all of his money that he just bought back
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in with goes all in. The guy next to him really wants
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to call. I'm just sitting there with a
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full house but the guy next to him doesn't call.
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I I go call flip, like you can call an all in or go all in and
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just put in one chip so you don't have to move in your
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entire thing. But I didn't want to slow place
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at all because I just knew that I just fucked this dude for 600
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bucks. I just took him for three.
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I'm about to take him for three again so I go call put.
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A chip. In and immediately put my hand
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over and then they put like the the river card out.
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I record. I don't even know what he had
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either hand like and took all of his money up to $1000.
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Look at the tracker. I've been playing for 15
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minutes. So then I fuck around for like
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20 more minutes and then my name's finally at the top of the
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other, the the lower limit table.
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And so I use that as an excuse to bounce out and I'm like, oh,
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I'm, I'm up on the list on the other table.
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So I'm going to cash out, cash out, go play the other table for
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like 40 minutes and get the fuck out.
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It's. Pretty good man.
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I know so so total playing time at the 2 tables where I won the
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money was under 90 minutes and I won $900.
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Whenever you want to pay me back for that Peach pit bat, you let
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me know. Catch me on that, Zell.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. OK.
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That was that was Friday. That was Friday, right?
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So poker tails, No. So there's this like this little
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youngster that was like in a group therapy with me back in
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the day and like I've talked to him and I've never really hung
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out with him. But we've been talking recently
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and I was bored. So this is before I went on
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Friday to the second poker room. We were going to hang out, but
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then we just didn't go through. So I went and play poker and
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that happened. So he hits me up the next day
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and he doesn't have a car. He has like a motorbike or
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something. So I was like, yeah, I'll go
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pick you up. But the last time we were
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supposed to hang out, this guy told me that he was in the
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valley hiding off in the police. And and this guy, this guy's
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like called the cops on his like special lady friend for.
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And like she's I've seen crazy texts from her like telling him
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that she he can just, she goes just punch me in the face.
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Just punch me in the face and just see how it feels.
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And I'm like what? The fuck is?
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Like I swear to God, I'm like what is in this is insane dude.
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And he's like, tell her no, I don't want to punch you in the
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fish. She's like just try it.
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Like like what? And then like she got 5150 dog
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like so that's like the lead up. Like this is the shit I know
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about. This guy, the Chief Keef line.
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I just want the blue cheese in 1000 Islands, bitch.
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You want me to punch you? Bitch, You're Wilin Wilin.
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That's the Chief Keef line. Yeah.
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Tony Montana. Yeah, I'll choke you back.
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I'll choke you crazy punch you. I don't know that's.
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Crazy dude, that's wild. And the choking is more of just
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like emotion. It's not really actually.
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No, that's dude, that's crazy bro, to be texting that to
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somebody. Just punch me in the face and.
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Yeah, it was like, because she, because she knew that he was mad
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at her. It wasn't like a sexual thing.
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So like feel, yeah, that makes it.
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That's even weird. No, I know, I know.
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I want to clarify how weird. This is you'll feel better bro.
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Get out of here. Yeah.
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So this is what I know. So he so then so we're going to
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go hang on. I go hey, and we might be
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talking about doing some disco shit if if you know what I'm
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saying. And I was like, hey, I don't
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need to worry about like picking you up and then like going to
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pick up some Britney Spears. Good.
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You know, with the whole pobo thing, right?
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No, this is also on the Signal chat app, but I guess it doesn't
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matter anymore because I'm talking about it on on.
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Yeah, you probably shouldn't, but OK.
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No, no, it's fine. It's fine, but it's too good of
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a store to not tell us all. Right, we'll get.
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Come on. OK, I'll get in.
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There. So he goes, he goes.
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No, they just wanted me for questioning.
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I'll tell you about it tomorrow. This is like 3:00 AM when I'm
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back, back from the poker room. You know, I didn't even say that
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later. I don't know why it's like so
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late, but so I go to go pick him up and where he lives.
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It's like it's like this big. It's not it's like this like 2
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lane, like one lane each way Rd. but like 18 Millers go on and
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it's like a like a big back Rd. And it goes by all these like
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farms and his neighborhood. It's like one way in one way
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out. You go like down this like Rd.
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past the farms. And then there's houses on the
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you know, once you get past it, so so you have to pull in there.
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And so I'm driving down the road this long, like long small road.
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And then I see right in front of me, dude, 3, not one, not 2-3
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sheriff's SUVs driving. And then they pull off to the
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side of the road and I'm, I've never been here before.
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I'm looking at Waze. I just know I'm on his St. and I
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and I go, dude, I'm texting him on the signal app.
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I go Yep, three, I go turn on the street.
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I was like 03 cops and he doesn't say anything.
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And I look at Waze and I realize like it's really not that close
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to his house. It's the street, but it's like
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not like they're pulling up to his house, you know.
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So I just keep. So I keep driving.
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I get to his house. He tells me pull up like past
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that, don't pull in the driveway and pull like 10 feet past the
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house is what he says said fine, pull up.
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I say here and I don't know what the fuck I'm thinking, but I'm
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like, OK, well, I like I wanted to smoke a joint.
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So I pull out the joint and I go.
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And I like it. And I look in my rear view and I
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just see a coming up over the hill like, you know, the tiny
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little hill, first cop car, sheriff car, second one, third
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one. I'm like, oh, and I put it back,
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the joint back into like the, the canister that it was in.
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And then he's walking down his driveway and he opens my car
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door and he's got a book in his hand and he's like, hey, dude, I
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go, yo, look behind you. And he turns, he puts the book
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down in my car, turns around and the three cops are out of the
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car and they just fucking run up and grab them and I and he goes,
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yeah. And he goes, maybe you should
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get out of here. And I just start driving like
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before he's even done talking. Like not fast, but like I'm
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like, yeah, I got to go, dude. I got, I got, I got this is
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weird. I specifically brought this up
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and now it almost looks like I'm setting him up.
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Dude. Like I'm like, this whole thing
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is insane. It's like it's like I was so
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like in flow state with poker that I was reading shit so much
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that I I fucking read that the cops were going to be here to
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pick just fool up when if I went over and pick them up, they do.
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I keep driving down the neighborhood and I realized like
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this is when I find out it's one way only in and out.
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So it's a dead end for me. So then I'm like fuck, and then
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I'm like, what is this book? I I opened the book.
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It's not a book, dude. It's like a stash.
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It's like thing and he's got a syringe in there and like like a
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fucking like Petri dish, like with like a like, you know, like
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a ball, like a cotton ball. You know that you would like do
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the, you know, the whole fucking thing.
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No drugs, but like unfortunately, you know what I'm
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saying? No, but but like.
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He has a whole kit and caboodle basketball Diaries starter kit.
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And now I'm trapped at the back of the neighborhood with it.
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So then I, so I, I grab it, I, I go put that in my trunk.
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And then I start to try to creep out of the neighborhood, see if
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maybe there's like another might be a different fork in the road
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where I could go and not have to pass them.
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And I see the cop, one of the cop cars parked.
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And so then I like fucking. Sorry.
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I turned down the wrong way, like a dead end and then I
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turned back around. I'm like, fuck it, I'm just
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going to go and just deal with this.
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And I drive past and two of the cop cars were there parked by
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his house, but nobody in it. And one of the cops cars was
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missing and nobody was there. And so I got out of there, went
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to Taco Bell, went home. And then I hit him up on the
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signal app. And on Signal you can see
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whether or not somebody's messaged you or I mean, if
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they've like like it has a read receipts, you know, it doesn't
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say read, read or whatever, but it but, and so all the messages
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that I've sent him since the incident, he hasn't seen so and
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I didn't know how to like get him out of jail or anything.
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I didn't know his last name. Isn't that insane?
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So he was literally getting in your car.
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Open my car. Why was he bringing that shit
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with him? Because he, like I, had asked to
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do some adulting adult white people drugs and he wanted to do
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some billionaire. Terrible idea.
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Billionaire type drugs and not terrible idea and I told him
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that. I told him that that I could
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swing him by the place to go grab his.
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Terrible. Idea.
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Terrible idea. I didn't know who's shooting it
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bro. Terrible idea, I agree.
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How long ago was he questioned by then?
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He wasn't questioned. He was hiding out in the valley
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so he wasn't going to get questioned, is what he told me.
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Well, they found. Out he was going to explain to
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me furthermore what he was being questioned about whenever he got
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into my car. Except he never got in my car.
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Well, somebody knocked him out for them to find him.
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Well if he was hiding out that means that they knew where you
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live. But also if it's just
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questioning why you hiding? I wonder what he did bro.
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I don't know. Well, it's crazy.
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Pull one out for the homie I know.
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Crazy. I don't know what I would do.
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I'd be like. If it was you, I would I would
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go to. I would make an effort to go get
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you out of the jail here. I like googled some shit, but
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like you know, he said he was only up for questioning and like
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I'm like what am I going to do? Am I posting bail?
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I know I just won $900.00 but come on guys.
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I don't know his last name and that in order to look up
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somebody. That's the reason why I bring
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that up was that you typed in their first 2 letters of their
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first name, 1st 2 letters of the last name.
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That was the only way to or their booking number if you had
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it, at least the place that I was looking at.
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I did feel like kind of an obligation though, because it's
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like I'm the only one who knows that he got arrested.
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I'm like, where did where did he stay with he Like I was it was
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outside of his house. I don't know who he lives with.
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I think it's like AI want to say like an older relative or you
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know, like an aunt or uncle or a grandparent or something.
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I don't know this kid very well. Whatever they were doing, they
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were going down the list looking for him in all the spots in the
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area where they could find him at Grandma's house.
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The timing is insane because it wasn't like a set time that we
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had. It was like I was just like,
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yeah, I'll cruise over in a bit. And I'm like watching them.
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They pull over. They're like plotting.
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They're like showing, like looking at a map, you know, like
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this is where we're gonna go, boys.
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And it like look and I you could see in the fucking.
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I would tell them three cop cars, he just he and then he
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walks out and it's like doesn't even see him there.
21:48
Yeah, I have a story that's a little bit similar.
21:50
In that one time I was coming home from work and outside in
21:58
the parking lot of my place in Denton, there was like a SWAT
22:02
car and there was all these cops in like SWAT gear like out by
22:07
the pool. I was like, oh shit, like what's
22:10
about to go down? And this is when I was living
22:12
with Felix. So I was like, like what's
22:15
happening? And no, it was like 5 houses
22:19
down. So like the the, the town, there
22:21
was like apartments and townhomes in the townhomes.
22:24
It was like a big horseshoe parking lot was basically like
22:27
3/4 of a rectangle where everybody faced the parking lot.
22:30
If you walked out your front door, you could see people do
22:32
your left and straight across exit was over there.
22:35
Well, I'm out front smoking a cigarette.
22:37
These the swat team rolls comes flying up the backside slams on
22:43
the brakes. 1012 dudes hop off of this and these are small like
22:49
3 bedroom townhomes all hop off because they're hanging on the
22:53
side of it like they're not even like in it if you're.
22:56
Going to be on the SWAT team, might as well.
22:59
They roll up to the front door. These people that are like
23:02
across, like they're not in our, our set of doors.
23:06
It's the ones across to the left.
23:08
But I mean, it'd be a 15 second walk to their front door.
23:12
Dude, they were in there. Boom.
23:14
Blow this door off the walls start pulling.
23:17
They pull out like 17 people out of this like little trap house
23:23
thing. And that I didn't even know,
23:24
never saw anybody come in or out of there.
23:27
Had no idea like who actually lived there.
23:30
But dude blew this door off the wall, pulled out just under 20
23:34
people out of this little tiny ass apartment pulling out all
23:38
these bags of stuff. And what's so what's funny is I
23:40
was out front and then there's a bunch of us watching at a
23:43
certain point. Well, one of them ends up being
23:46
my buddy. His name was Frog.
23:49
Frog was a ship. This is How I Met Frog.
23:52
He. Is this Jesse Ventura?
23:54
His name was Henry. But he just went by.
23:56
He went by frog, not a frog man, but he his door, his place was
24:01
right next to it. So he's, he sees them roll up
24:04
and he like walks outside and he's like smoking a rillo, just
24:08
like, Oh, shit. So he I've never met him before.
24:10
He walks over to us and he's like, hey, man, what's up?
24:13
And that's How I Met this guy. And he was like, I was like, oh,
24:16
what's up? This is the craziest shit I've
24:18
ever seen. And we hung out with him.
24:19
Watch the SWAT team break up this like cartel ring in the
24:22
apartment complex supposedly and then haul them all off and some
24:26
Paddy wagon is crazy shit. Craziest, one of the craziest
24:29
things I've ever seen because they were like decked out, like
24:32
the helmets, the goggles, the vests.
24:35
Like it wasn't like, you know, you'll see the cops go in and
24:38
they kick a door in and they still got their Oakleys on and
24:40
they just got their best like these guys were decked the fuck
24:43
out. Denton SWAT team like to the TI
24:46
thought it was a hostage situation.
24:49
Holly Hills baby. Were you hanging out with the
24:52
the South African ladies back when I was like Candace and
24:59
Natasha Vermeiland? Yeah, yeah.
25:01
Yeah, I I rolled up like she started hanging out with some
25:05
meth heads and I was going to I don't even know if I should say
25:14
this part. OK, it doesn't even matter.
25:16
I like I was there one time on some business.
25:18
I'll just say that not nothing to do with math, but like, and
25:23
these guys like pulled out guns and all this shit and they're
25:25
like the, everybody in the neighborhood is like a fucking
25:27
dealer or a tweaker or something.
25:29
And then next time I go to to the pole, go to that apartment
25:33
complex, SWAT teams there, everybody's the rest in the
25:35
parking lot and it's just me. And like I pulled in and I just
25:38
drive as if I don't know anything or you know, just keep
25:41
on moving. So I think there's been like a
25:43
few times in my life where that's like half, we're just
25:46
like, dude, you got there like 5 minutes before you're fucked.
25:51
Like, like, like, like he gets in my car 2 minutes, one minute
25:54
before they see him get in my car.
25:56
And then we got the fucking, the syringe.
25:58
You know, it's just, it's just stupid.
26:02
Then you're that person on cops who's like, what?
26:05
You had that in my car. Like, so you didn't know.
26:08
You'd be like, no, I had no idea.
26:09
Yeah. Literally, I thought it was.
26:10
I literally thought it was a book.
26:12
It it worked. That's crazy that he threw it in
26:17
there. He had to have seen him.
26:19
Oh, yeah, like, oh, he did it like he did it on purpose for
26:22
sure. No, he didn't.
26:23
He didn't see them until I go, dude, look behind you.
26:26
And then I'm like think in my head like.
26:28
If if I. Was a narc like this is the most
26:30
narcy thing ever. It's like, hey dude, like what
26:33
about the cops, you know? And then then I pull up and then
26:35
he's like, he goes to get in my car, go hey, turn around, you're
26:39
busted. It's like that's how it was.
26:43
Like. I'm the one who told them the
26:45
cops were there and they were right behind them and the cops
26:48
were like, like, it was almost like they, they, I don't think
26:51
they realized that, that this guy just stumbled into their
26:53
lap. They're like had to plan to like
26:55
on how to like, they're going to go like, you know, up to the
26:58
pound on the door and like, and then they thought he might be
27:00
like running and like getting in the car and he's like, no, just
27:02
turning around, walking like to them he's like, Hey, what's up?
27:04
You know, it's like, it's like they almost like fumble the ball
27:09
because it was like too easy. You know, it's like you're wide
27:11
open. Like how?
27:12
Far away were they whenever. You telling you like, like they
27:15
like they pulled up right behind.
27:17
I pulled up right past the house.
27:19
They just pulled up to the house.
27:22
I made enough room so that three fucking suburban or Tahoe like
27:28
sheriff's vehicles could pull up right behind me like, oh, like
27:31
parallel. So crazy.
27:35
And then I'm just like home like 30 minutes later, like, wow.
27:38
And like a little upset, like, and then I'm like, what am I
27:41
talking about? I'm not going to jail like this
27:43
dude. He did something.
27:47
Yeah. But come on, like.
27:50
Like I get like not wanting to tell me if you did something,
27:52
but like when I ask you about it ahead of time, maybe you got to
27:56
tell me that I'd wanted to. I'd be like.
27:58
I'd want to know what it was. I wouldn't be like, no, you're
28:00
telling me now you're telling. Me what it is now I'm.
28:04
Picking you up? He he asked me.
28:07
Not like yesterday or or not. This is not yesterday, that's on
28:10
Saturday. But like one time he asked me
28:15
like a few weeks ago if I wanted to meet the special lady friend,
28:19
you know? I'm say her.
28:21
Name shout her out, Serena and I go.
28:30
I go. Maybe if we were like doing
28:32
drugs or something and he's like fair enough.
28:37
Well, this should be your sign to stay.
28:38
Away from stupid shit like that. Well, I agree, I usually did.
28:41
You're about to get into some stupid.
28:43
Shit. And then the dude that you're
28:44
going to get into some stupid shit with got plucked up like he
28:47
was in a fucking claw machine by the County Sheriff.
28:50
Knock it off. And I manifested it.
28:53
I felt. Like that's stupid.
28:55
I agree. Therapy questions.
28:59
I I shared these. Therapy questions with someone
29:00
and they said I don't believe this is.
29:05
Somebody who was. Looking for men in therapy.
29:11
In the dating pool. I don't believe.
29:13
You've been in therapy. If you think these are therapy
29:15
questions. How was the response?
29:21
OK, I was like, because I was explaining to this person the
29:27
origin of the therapy questions, but I but we got sidetracked.
29:30
And so I get I get the confusion.
29:35
OK, yeah. Therapy question number one, you
29:39
have to fight one U.S. President in their physical
29:44
prime. Who you picking?
29:46
And it can't be Trump. President in their.
29:51
Physical Prime Joe Biden. Whoops.
29:54
Some ass in his physical prime. Yeah, Joe Biden.
29:56
Would Washington would whip somebody's ass in their
30:02
physical? Prime.
30:03
I know I'm fighting. It's Teddy Roosevelt, obviously.
30:05
Come. On Teddy fucking.
30:08
Roosevelt, dude, the dude is a beast.
30:11
Bubba beast. So.
30:12
You're looking for a challenge. Yeah.
30:14
Bro if I'm fighting AUS president it's either him or
30:16
Andrew fucking Jackson. See, Jackson would just be like.
30:20
He wouldn't go down. Like he wouldn't stay down.
30:22
You'd beat him, but he would just.
30:24
Like he would. Keep getting up.
30:26
You'd keep getting up. And you'd be like, stay down.
30:29
I'd be like here's another. Trail of Tears, one of like one
30:32
of those fights that. You watch.
30:33
And they were like, hey, man, stay down.
30:34
Quit getting up. Like someone in the background
30:36
was like, he gonna hurt you. Stop.
30:38
They call it the Octagon of Tears.
30:40
Yeah, Washington would. Be cool 'cause he'd be a hard
30:42
ass. Teddy Roosevelt would be a hard
30:45
ass. Biden would be a hard ass.
30:47
Feel like Nixon would be a Dick. Nixon physical prime Nixon would
30:51
be with Tricky Dicky. He's such.
30:53
A fucking. Asshole.
30:55
There's no way he couldn't throw.
30:56
Do you want to fight him? Lincoln would be tough.
30:58
Because he's got the reach. He's tall so he'd be like he'd
31:01
be jab, but he's pretty. Passive, but he's pretty.
31:04
Passive. He was pretty passive and like
31:06
timid, so he wouldn't like and the reason why I said the reason
31:10
why I said you. Can't pick Trump because he's
31:12
64250 homie. He's Travis Kelsey homie.
31:14
You don't want to fight that or like you work your ass, Ulysses
31:18
S Grant. Would probably be a fight.
31:22
Oh for sure dude. He's well.
31:23
He's wasted. Yeah, well, and because we're
31:25
talking. About it in his prime, right?
31:27
Well, he's prime. He's he's probably wasted.
31:31
Too. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
31:32
That's true. He's like, he's like bro.
31:35
He's like, I'm wasted. He's like.
31:36
I'm in my tent. You can find me.
31:38
You'll find me in my tent. The handles at half the.
31:41
Fuck that half full. At my prime.
31:44
Go. Union.
31:46
That's right. You're like, OK, Ulysses, He's
31:50
like, hold on a second. Yeah.
31:54
As if there wasn't enough like. Isses and Esses and Ulysses.
31:57
He's like Ulysses S Grant motherfucker.
32:02
Yeah, but that would be cool like there.
32:03
'D be one of like an easy fight. I feel like Jefferson would be
32:05
an easy fight. Yeah, he's all.
32:10
Artsy farts, so you. Could take him out oh why
32:12
because he. Hung out in France, yeah.
32:16
And then mounted his house. Mounted his house.
32:18
After French freedom fries I went to I went to a French
32:21
restaurant. On Sunday in Venice Beach, shout
32:23
out. I had lake.
32:28
Lake Club Spritz. $14.00 watermelon.
32:32
Red Bull Mocktail 2 of them I. Spent 28 bucks on red.
32:39
Bull mock. I didn't think, I didn't think
32:41
about it. When I ordered the second one I
32:43
was like, yeah, I have another one.
32:46
I spent $90.00 there dude. And I didn't drink any alcohol,
32:49
28 bucks of it was. On Red Bull 1/3 it was like 1/3
32:53
of it. 1/3. Of it was Red Bull and the
32:55
person I was with told. Me that, like, are you OK?
32:58
Like you've been kind of jittery and they didn't realize there
33:00
was a Red Bull on my drink. And I was like that.
33:01
I was like, yeah, I'm fine. This date's great.
33:07
Who said it? Was the date who said it was
33:08
the. Date, you're so funny.
33:10
You're. So funny it was like whoa bro if
33:15
it. Was a date.
33:16
It went well. But I didn't say it was a date.
33:20
If you had to find a president. Which president do you think you
33:23
would fight? I would totally fight Teddy
33:25
Roosevelt. He was a badass.
33:27
What about you? Yeah, I guess.
33:31
I don't know you're tweaking. Bro, you geeked out.
33:35
I was playing. Xbox all day.
33:37
I was. Yeah. 30 bucks worth the Red
33:41
Bull. Well, I got there.
33:42
I got there early. And drinking Red Bulls.
33:46
Sure, I got that early. I had a couple Red Bulls before.
33:48
You cook one in maybe like a THC drink.
33:52
But like, no, the the everybody works there is French and the
33:56
French bartender did is like trying to get me to like order a
33:59
drink and they come out with like they got like the bottle of
34:02
water, like, you know, like big glass bottle and they pour me.
34:05
Yeah. But that was flat.
34:07
It was, yeah. Yeah, it's hot water.
34:08
Yeah, I know. Yeah, but.
34:10
So and then like 5 minutes go by and he's like he's like does he
34:14
want to drink? And I was like I'm going to
34:16
order something dude. I was like I'm just waiting.
34:18
She's like she's like just told me she's like coming up.
34:20
She's like parking and he's like So what?
34:22
And I was like. It's a first.
34:25
Date dude and I'm just thinking. It'd be bad.
34:28
He's. Like oh, OK.
34:31
But this is the first. Date, but he's like he's.
34:33
Like he's like no respect for waiting for her otherwise.
34:37
He's like, why would you do that?
34:39
I guess I just outed myself that it.
34:41
Was a date now that now I've confirmed boom boom gotcha punk.
34:45
Ass shit. Therapy question #2.
34:50
You can replace. 1 Olympic event with something absurd that
34:55
you're confident you could meddle in.
34:58
What's the event? Voices like.
35:05
A voice challenge. I think I could do pretty good
35:07
at that. How's that, judge?
35:10
Just lawn, Lawn. Mowing and weed eating.
35:13
Dude, there's a competitive lawn.
35:15
Mowing eating. Yeah, like.
35:16
Weed with the weed eater. Yeah, like some some sort of
35:20
challenge like that. Yeah, crush it.
35:23
I tell you that one time I did a new.
35:24
Community service and we, they gave us, we're doing fire
35:27
abatement and they gave us the weed whackers and we had to like
35:31
take a hill and it was like going into battle, dude.
35:34
It was like 12/15 of us and we're going up the hill like
35:38
taking these weeds, but then there's like rocks flying
35:40
everywhere. So we're just getting like fuck,
35:42
just pelted in the head and like the the the cheeks with like
35:45
rocks and just like it was it was.
35:47
Fucking crazy. Dude, yeah.
35:50
That'd be a good Olympic. Sport.
35:51
Well, but what about yours? Mine won't be absurd.
35:53
But poker done. Why isn't that?
35:56
Already open. An Olympic sport supposed to be
35:58
absurd I. Know but I So what you're.
36:00
Absurd thing you'd be good at. You always.
36:03
Do this you always scurp. You like I don't scurp, I scurp.
36:08
You're like the greased up deaf guy on Family Guy.
36:11
Like no one can grab you. That's his name.
36:14
Greased up deaf guy. But.
36:17
I like him with the therapy questions you get.
36:21
All slippery. You're like, it's not absurd
36:24
poker, duh, whatever. Next question, say duh, gotta.
36:28
Be absurd. Give.
36:29
Me an absurd thing. You OK?
36:30
Well, I just wanted to say. That when I was thinking of the
36:33
absurd thing, I was like, why? What would I be good at?
36:37
What could I meddle in? And then I thought poker.
36:39
And I'm like, why isn't poker already?
36:40
Like why is that not in the only true OK?
36:43
So I just wanted. To say that that wasn't it
36:45
wasn't a dismissive of the therapy question.
36:47
It was additive. OK, so what's?
36:50
Your absurd thing. Frame mogging OK, I mean, if you
37:01
think about it, not frame mogging, just mogging to you
37:06
know this I'm just trying to get a new I'm trying to get a new
37:09
favorite word to use you're. Just trying to hit like certain
37:12
if you say Mog 15 times, well I already hit us with the cartel.
37:15
Maxing. Yeah, that's true.
37:19
But. No.
37:20
Well, 'cause it's like is lifting.
37:23
Weight is like. Bodybuilding.
37:25
Is it powerlifting? Yeah.
37:27
Right. So it's like so.
37:28
Why isn't just like, who's the best looking person in the
37:31
world? Why is that not the Olympics?
37:33
I don't know if I can meddle in that, but I think they have
37:35
that. What is it?
37:37
Like Miss Universe. Miss USA, Mr. Universe.
37:40
Yeah. So that I'm talking about in the
37:41
Olympics. Though where we got all the we
37:43
got serious ass athletes, true, but that's where they would run
37:46
into. Like you could come into issues
37:48
like what's more important, winning a Stanley Cup or winning
37:51
a gold medal in the Olympics for hockey?
37:54
Probably they would all tell you the Stanley Cup.
37:55
No, they would all say the gold. Medal 'cause we hadn't done it
37:58
in 46 fucking year. Are you kidding me?
38:00
I'm talking about the average hockey.
38:01
Player not the you. Player the average Stanley.
38:04
Cup winner doesn't get to go on Saturday Night Live.
38:07
The average gold medal. The gold medal was a big fucking
38:10
deal. I mean, I'm just saying.
38:13
There's there's certain sports where it's like it means more to
38:16
win the Olympic gold medal running than it does to win the
38:18
World Championships in trackers field both.
38:21
Are good, so I think you would. Run into that same dichotomy
38:23
because it makes more It's more important to win the Masters or
38:25
the British Open than it is to win the Olympics in golf, right?
38:29
Or the Ryder Cup, yeah. You're right so that.
38:32
So you would have, do you? Know Do you know who won the
38:34
gold? In the Olympics for golf last
38:36
time. I just want to, I want to shout
38:39
him out. No, he's the United States.
38:41
Oh, OK, but who? Who won the actual gold?
38:44
It's the person, Dasham. What's his name?
38:48
No Dashambeau. Who?
38:50
Bryson. No.
38:52
Zander Shoffley, San Diego State Representer Aztecs, Bombaye oh,
38:58
who cares who? Cares.
39:01
Shout out XX. Men but.
39:04
Yeah, I think. You'd run into that problem.
39:06
Same with poker. I think you could run into that
39:08
where he would be like, which tournament means more at this
39:11
point? Because like for some sports,
39:13
yes, winning a gold means more than winning like the
39:15
championship. But in some, winning the
39:18
championship means more than winning the gold World Series.
39:22
Versus a. World Baseball World
39:23
Championship and baseball, like they're going to say, oh, I want
39:26
to win the World Series. Like it.
39:28
That's you're right, it's the same.
39:30
There is, yeah. But with hockey, I think it's
39:31
just different for America. For America, sure.
39:35
But I mean, well, maybe not anymore because.
39:36
We just did win it. But like, you haven't won it
39:39
since the Miracle on Ice in 1980, You know, like, that was a
39:42
big deal. Like if you're like a Sidney.
39:44
Crosby And you're on your way out in your career and you've
39:47
already won the Stanley couple couple times winning that like
39:50
back-to-back or you know, 3 gold medals, like that's cool.
39:53
Sidney Crosby's Canadian. So he didn't win, you know, but
39:56
like what meant, you know? Whenever they had to say like,
39:58
oh, winning the gold medal means more to me than winning an NBA
40:01
championship, they had to start saying that because they started
40:04
slacking on their Mac. And when it came to being in the
40:07
NBA, they had to lose the Olympics in the NBA.
40:11
The Dream. Team whatever.
40:12
They reassembled it after they got I'm the most patriotic
40:15
motherfucker. You know, like I would think
40:17
like winning anything for your country for sure.
40:19
But I get what you're saying. I mean, I don't know, some of
40:22
them are just held in. Some of them have been that
40:25
championships been around longer than that gold medal was in that
40:28
sport. So that's where it's like, oh,
40:29
you're on Lord Stanley's Cup, like that's super cool.
40:33
Not the Olympics don't matter, but that's like got a different
40:36
gravitas to it, You know, I wonder what a.
40:39
Snowboarder would say X Games or Olympics so.
40:45
NASCAR Championship or Daytona 500 you.
40:49
You don't make the play. That's the same sport, no?
40:51
You mean that's the same like league?
40:53
I mean, yeah, but you. But what I'm saying.
40:55
Is you could tell somebody you don't win the Sprint Cup Series,
40:58
but you win the Daytona 500, they go, OK, yeah, sold.
41:03
Like they they would. They would throw it out like
41:05
that's normally what happens too.
41:06
You rarely win both, but if you could, and that's the first one,
41:10
well, that that's the same thing with like.
41:11
You were just saying with golf, like I'll win the Master, you
41:13
win the Masters, but you're not the, you're not the PGA
41:16
champion, You know, PGA champion.
41:17
They've really upped that shit up.
41:19
Like you, you make like fifteen, $20 million to be the Oh yeah,
41:22
they, yeah, they really want. You to push for it?
41:24
Yeah, like before the sacrifice. Nobody gave a shit.
41:26
Yeah, Now it's like, no, dude, you can really cash in.
41:30
But it's just why, you know we. Already know it's Scotty
41:33
Scheffler, yeah. OK.
41:37
Therapy question #3 You can only communicate using song lyrics
41:42
for 24 hours. What artist are you choosing?
41:52
For 24 hours. If I'm in a bad mood, it'd be
41:55
like Brother Lynch Hung lyrics and stuff like that.
41:58
Just like real rowdy project or project, yeah, or.
42:03
Or project. Pat Lyrics.
42:06
For a whole day, yeah. So I was like, what are you
42:08
just? Like bark Bark chicken Chicken.
42:10
No, someone would be like what? Are you doing man?
42:12
It'd be like it's gold mouth stacking dollars.
42:15
Come on bro, all day. So done so.
42:18
Quickly annoyed. Back another day at the.
42:22
Job and I got to get to work. Tell me something funny so I.
42:28
Can laugh and smirk. About to take my lunch Blake.
42:31
I'll be gone for about an hour. Make sure you put the milk in
42:34
the fridge or it will get sour. I mean, if you said like a
42:37
whole. Hypnotized camp like posse the
42:41
whole. Like 3-6 if you.
42:42
Got the whole group because then you could be like who the mother
42:45
fuck stole my mother? No, that's not even.
42:48
What are you going to do? Today we going to smoke, we
42:50
going to ride, we going to drink and get high.
42:53
OK, come on, man. You could, I could do a whole
42:55
day talking like Project Pat for sure.
42:58
Nas would be tight too, because people would just be like, man,
43:01
he's so deep. Yeah, I'm just trying.
43:03
To think of who's the most prolific out there and then and
43:06
then I got the most words to use.
43:13
Who would yours be? It's got to be like for me,
43:22
Beach Boys, duh. Moving on.
43:29
I got to get a lot better. No, no, you get lost.
43:33
No, not the beach. Boys probably be like shit, I
43:36
don't know. D'Angelo at this point.
43:38
Like, I don't know, some some, yeah, some R&B, some R&B you'd
43:44
be on, some R&B like. One at wonder.
43:45
Shit, you'd be on like Joe. You'd be like, girl, I want to
43:48
know. I want to know what makes you
43:51
cry. I really did a cover song on
43:54
that. Tell me what I got to.
43:56
Do to please you, baby. Anything you say I do.
44:01
That's you, daddy. I have that girl, that song.
44:04
I I publish the bottom of my. Heart is true.
44:07
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's you, bro.
44:10
And I got like 700 views on it. I like to know I.
44:12
Like to know I can be all of that and more?
44:18
Oh God, tell me why. Yeah, that's you bro.
44:22
For sure. Break up bangers.
44:24
So you'd be on some. Tyrese like sweet lady.
44:28
Now we're talking. You'd just be walking around.
44:30
Town saying that to every woman you see for 24 hours.
44:34
I'll be there when you need me. Just call in, receive me, tell
44:41
him that's a banger. That's the people are like, oh,
44:44
Tyrese is cool. And then he stopped singing and
44:47
he's like, I'm too fast, too furious.
44:50
I mean, if you're just. Going to the box office every
44:52
like 10 months, like cashing a check or whatever.
44:55
Oh yeah, no, I mean that makes. Sense it's insanity.
44:57
We're doing fast, still get to do it 15.
45:00
He's like, are you? In they're like, yeah, dude,
45:02
like I didn't get bills to pay. Well, they stopped asking.
45:04
They stopped. Asking they're like we're we're
45:06
all doing this for life. It's like Scientology you've.
45:09
Signed up for a billion year contract to do fast and furious
45:12
but except for they're just paying you.
45:14
Way more money than ever thought.
45:15
Ever instead of L Ron Hubbard. It's like a picture of Paul
45:19
Walker. The reason why they're making it
45:20
is too soon. They're fucking profitable and
45:21
they're like, I don't, I haven't seen any of them really.
45:24
They're right though, instead of a.
45:26
Picture of L Ron Hubbard they talk to.
45:28
It's a big picture of Paul Walker.
45:30
Oh for sure. Or or.
45:32
You're not. No, no.
45:33
Because, well. No, because Paul Walker's Walker
45:35
is the marker. Yeah, and he.
45:37
Died in the car. Yeah, he died in the.
45:39
Car Yeah, on video right before crazy dude.
45:44
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. It is sad though.
45:48
Whenever I was, you know, what was it, there was an interview
45:51
where they were talking about Ryan Dunn and they were like,
45:54
you're going to Big Bam's moms. Like, dude, you're going to die
45:57
in, like you're going to die in a car crash.
46:00
Like the way you drive, you're insane.
46:02
Oh yeah, yeah, you're going to. Die in a Yeah.
46:04
You're going to die in a car crash.
46:05
And he goes, no, you're wrong. Correction a fiery.
46:10
Car. Crash.
46:11
That's like what he told her like.
46:13
Months before he died was like, no, no, no correction, it'll be
46:15
a crazy fucking wildfire car crash is how I'm going to die.
46:19
And that's literally how he died.
46:23
And then Paul Walker, I mean. That car was like crazy
46:26
powerful, which is like, I don't know, cars like.
46:30
That like it's got. 19, it's got 1500 horsepower.
46:35
I'm like, why would you drive that?
46:36
That's insane. You can't even go that fast.
46:39
Like go live in Germany, go drive on the Autobahn then.
46:42
Well, I actually heard. Actually heard.
46:44
That's what happened was that Paul Walker's still alive and he
46:46
lives in Germany, and now he can just drive the Autobahn from,
46:49
you know, whenever he wants, mile at a time.
46:53
Quarter mile. At a time.
46:54
Yeah, no. Yeah, because because he goes,
46:57
guess what? With him winning is winning.
47:00
And with me, picture me rolling. Shout out underrated.
47:03
Roll, Paul. Walker as Lance.
47:06
Harbor in the movie Varsity Blues, OH.
47:10
Hey, pull one out for. Vanderbeek they're both right.
47:13
That's crazy and. Vanderbeek.
47:15
'S is wild, but. Was it like stage 4?
47:16
You know, it's weird because like.
47:17
That high school, that high school is like a low budget
47:20
version of our high school. And, and we have had so many
47:24
people from our high school die and then like the two main stars
47:26
and then high school are dead like it's before us.
47:29
It's crazy. Yeah.
47:33
That movie was really good. Yeah, no shit for it's.
47:36
Like terrible, but it's. Great.
47:37
It's like super horrible. No, it is.
47:40
I've watched it recently. I.
47:40
Love, I love. The whole like Bud Kilmer's
47:44
racist so he won't let him run the and run the ball and he's
47:47
like, I got my Mama do it. I'm not recruiting for me.
47:50
It's a bootleg. It's a bootleg to Lance or an
47:53
out route to tweeter. I mean, that's like Jon.
47:56
Voight like that's the character he needs to be playing at all
47:58
times like just just scumbag like just real life scumbag
48:02
because. That's how he is in real life.
48:04
Yeah, it's true. He.
48:05
Sucks. But he gave us Angelina Jolie.
48:12
Yeah, I. Guess if that's how you and
48:14
Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah, I know, Bill, OK.
48:17
I love me some Billy Bob Thornton.
48:21
I don't know, John Boyd gave us that, but.
48:22
OK, therapy question. Final therapy question.
48:24
Therapy question #4 You're entering a spelling bee.
48:30
But your coach is a rapper. Who's prepping you,
48:36
Blackalicious? Oh.
48:38
Fuck you that was. What I was going to say,
48:42
Blackalicious for sure. Dude.
48:44
And you know, I did. You know I did.
48:46
The motherfucking him. Or like Andre.
48:48
Three or Andre 3000 think you unplugged your microphone.
48:54
You unplugged your microphone. You've unplugged your
48:57
microphone. Boy, go take all these.
49:03
Thousands of dollars. You win and go buy a new goddamn
49:05
mic. Boom.
49:18
Boom. Boom, we're good.
49:23
I sort of do that to everybody. Now when they screw you up,
49:26
this. Mic is supposed to be good.
49:27
I bought this mic for the fucking podcast.
49:29
The producer told me to buy it for the podcast.
49:31
It's just like your stand. Sucks, dude.
49:33
Well, it's my. It's, I think it's the.
49:34
Wire the the the input like to the back of it.
49:38
I think it's like probably it got bent or something so then
49:40
it's like loose that's it. It's not like the mic's fault.
49:43
Just buy a new mic dude. OK, whatever, I'll buy a new.
49:46
Cord or a new headphone? Pick one.
49:49
New headphones or a new microphone?
49:51
What's wrong with my headphones? The ones that are a.
49:53
Lopsided and missing an ear pad on one side.
49:56
Well, it's because they're like they're.
49:58
Like noise cancelling. Oh.
49:59
Oh, so that's. What it is so the the so they
50:03
need to have two separate. They need to have two different
50:05
sizes for me. Can't have two.
50:08
Different it's it's the. Cover's off of this one.
50:11
This one's I know you're missing the foam.
50:13
Cover Yeah, I am not missing, it's in.
50:14
My backpack. Why don't you put it on?
50:19
I'll just be honest. Where got crazy woman.
50:22
She ripped it off. This is like when I first got
50:24
these shout out quick draw gave me these and I've had like I've
50:31
I've employed multiple women, including my mom X's, X's, X's
50:39
to try to put it back on. Nobody could put it back on.
50:43
It's intact. You should just get some.
50:45
Wireless ones like these are my backups now.
50:48
I left my I had wireless ones and you.
50:50
Were telling me not to do these are but these are wireless.
50:52
And I love them but I don't. But I have my earbuds that are
50:55
wireless now too so I don't have any cable.
50:57
Makes it easier, OK. Well, nobody wants to hear this
51:00
anyways. Futuristic.
51:03
Blackalicious alphabet. Aerobics, that's why.
51:06
Joseph and I said that. Artificial.
51:09
Amateurs. Aren't at all amazing.
51:13
I I I had it memorized. And then recorded it and then
51:16
Blackalicious. And that's what I was yelling
51:18
Blackalicious and his fucking team came after me harder than
51:21
anybody ever has. I can't get it up.
51:23
I can't put it on YouTube. They're like, Nope, you're
51:25
you're ripping me off. It's like, Nah, I'm just doing
51:28
well. And they just used.
51:29
That song in a pretty big ad campaign recently, I can't
51:35
remember who it was for. I want to say it was for an AI
51:38
company. It might have been like ChatGPT
51:39
or something. So that probably doesn't help
51:41
your case too. If they own licensing rights to
51:44
that and can use it in commercials because there's been
51:47
an uptake. I'll, I'll it'll pop up all the
51:49
time and when I'm doing cover songs.
51:50
I get hit like initially with like, you know, the whatever,
51:55
like AI they have like just getting like picks it up and
51:58
it's like, oh, this sounds too similar.
52:00
And then I oh, and then I just appeal it and then it goes and
52:03
then and then and it escalates to appeal and then it goes to
52:06
the record label and the record label has seven days to review
52:09
it. And then they'll be like, OK,
52:11
yeah, it's like this is him singing or whatever.
52:14
Blackalicious. Nah, he's like fuck you shut.
52:18
Up Blackalicious. Gotta gotta protect that bag,
52:21
dude. Yeah, apparently it's a big.
52:23
Yeah, you got you got Harry Potter out here on YouTube.
52:26
Fucking doing it. That's Harry Potter.
52:32
It's Mr. Goody, I got that husband Dick, you're not.
52:36
A Jesus you're. Not a wizard.
52:40
Article 2 is no mego. Two manos is no mego. 2 manos is
52:46
paragree. You want to hear some?
52:47
You want to hear some? You know this is Mago's.
52:50
Magician So I told you you weren't eekest flex ever.
52:52
But shows you how humble and self aware I am.
52:56
OK, whenever I, so I just recently got my music like on
53:02
Spotify and Apple, you know, we remember that few months back.
53:06
So like I'll get thousands of views on songs I put on YouTube
53:09
and it kind of gets like caught in like the algorithm pops up on
53:11
people's feeds and so it gets out there on and I but I still
53:16
only have like 51 subscribers on the music side.
53:21
On Spotify. I had like four or five monthly
53:25
listeners is what they put it. And I'm like, that makes sense.
53:28
You know, it's like, who the fuck's going to know that I even
53:30
have music out here? Whatever.
53:32
I'm on the date. And like I'd mentioned that I'm
53:35
on Spotify. She clicks on it and it says 24
53:38
monthly listeners. And in my head I'm like 24, like
53:43
nice. But that's like really, still
53:45
really, really small. I look at it yesterday, 34.
53:50
I'm like, what's going on? Look at it today 48.
53:53
Something's happening, Joseph. If you if you want to.
53:57
Get more views. Of your songs you need to make
53:59
AI generated music videos. I did do that.
54:03
Once, but it's like it just sucks because I did it with Sora
54:06
and then it's like flashing Sora like the what do they call it
54:10
the watermark, you know like during it, but it's like crazy
54:15
fucking video. It's like a festival like
54:18
American Dreaming. But it's not that I want to give
54:21
them. No, this is I'm talking about
54:22
just this is pure audio. No, I know, but I'm saying.
54:25
You said you'd get lots of views and you could copy that.
54:28
You should continue that and do make AI music videos for that or
54:31
just and you can link those yeah or just music videos, but AI
54:35
would be easier I. Know but like you like.
54:39
I don't know and you you need to like branch.
54:41
Out you need to do like I can do visualizers.
54:43
Like non non. Serious songs cover songs you
54:47
need to do like, well, that's what I that's I didn't, I don't.
54:49
Think I've told you I'm going to put out a acoustic cover album
54:52
on Spotify and Apple. So like I have a bunch of them
54:55
and I like have a way to like. And like when you do it on
54:58
Spotify and Apple, you just have to get the cover license, which
55:01
my distribution company can handle, which is different than
55:05
YouTube or YouTube you just posted.
55:06
And then you just argue with the fucking record label.
55:08
And then whatever happens happens here, I can just do it
55:12
legit. So we'll see what happens.
55:15
But So what do you think about? So I'm trying to come up with
55:17
that album name and I was trying to do like a pun on cover and I
55:21
was thinking the cover up. Or.
55:26
It's not the. Crime.
55:26
It's the cover. Up.
55:30
Listeners out there. If you have any ideas, I'll give
55:32
you a fucking producer credit on it.
55:36
A writer's credit. Like the?
55:38
Cover, cover. Up like the name of the album.
55:41
Cover story. Would be better because cover
55:47
up, it's going to be a it's acoustic album, yeah.
55:51
You got to, Yeah, cover up. The thing is going to be like
55:54
hip hop. You know I'm saying you got to
55:56
make it. Like, yeah, cover story, The
55:58
Alibi. That's a playoff because an.
56:02
Alibi is a cover story. Boom, highbrow.
56:06
OK, OK, like sentimental covers by Mr. Giddy.
56:16
No. And then you got to do.
56:17
Something where you. Make like a Christmas album.
56:20
Then you could do different stuff like make like a pumpkin
56:22
spice latte season album. Well, you know what I could do
56:25
at this point. Just 12.
56:27
Songs nothing but AI hip hop and 90s dance songs all about
56:32
pumpkin spice lattes. Boom, yes people would love that
56:36
shit. It's stupid, that's why they'd
56:38
like it. You know, if you spill a pumpkin
56:42
spice. Latte.
56:45
Around a group of. Ants.
56:46
They'll start a sorority and yoga sessions.
56:52
Goat yoga. Baby goat yoga.
56:55
Oh yeah. Which is tight.
56:58
Baby goats are the. Shit, ready for articles or do
57:04
you need a little? Break.
57:05
No, I'll get. Them.
57:07
Oh, OK. It's got the longevity today,
57:13
Mr. Goody. Long strokes.
57:15
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A dose of psilocybin helps smokers quit in new study The
57:26
long term running campaign against making making smoke
57:30
against against smoking could find reinforcements from a new
57:34
wave of research search into psychedelics through the through
57:38
much of the attention around psychedelics has focused on
57:42
depression and other mental health conditions.
57:44
Researchers believe these substances also hold the
57:47
potential to transform addiction treatment.
57:50
A new study makes a strong case makes the strongest case yet for
57:55
a psychedelic drugs impact on smoking, which remains the
57:58
leading cause of preventable death in the USA.
58:01
The trial, conducted by a team at John Hopkins University,
58:04
compared nicotine patches to the active ingredient in magic
58:07
mushrooms known as psilocybin. At the end of six months taken,
58:12
1 dose of psilocybin had more than six time greater odds of
58:16
being abstinent from cigarettes than the counterparts who relied
58:19
on the nicotine substitute. Everyone in the study.
58:24
Everyone. In the study also underwent.
58:25
Cognitive behavioral therapy for smoking over the course of 13
58:29
weeks. I was surprised by the sheer
58:31
magnitude of the effects as Matthew Johnson, the study's
58:34
author and professor of psychiatry at John Hopkins.
58:37
The findings, published in the medical journal on Tuesday, came
58:42
from a a sample of 82 current smokers who were randomly
58:46
separated into two groups. Similar to other psychedelic
58:50
trials, the participants had support from the facilitators to
58:53
make sure they were comfortable and prepared for their trip.
58:55
They ingested A relatively high dose of pure psilocybin.
58:59
Bro, do you want to quit smoking cigarettes?
59:01
Yeah, I've wanted to. Would you want to come take some
59:03
pure psilocybin and see if you can quit?
59:05
Like hell yeah. I I could actually see it like.
59:08
I got over arachnophobia. I'd just be on mushrooms around
59:12
a spider one time. Just as like stop being scared
59:16
of spiders OK? It's like the GLP ones dude.
59:23
OK, so. Yeah, high.
59:24
Dose of pure psilocybin under the influence.
59:27
They lay in a room wearing eye shades and listening to soft
59:30
music. But their robotics experience
59:32
was self-directed, says Johnson. Because there was no placebo,
59:35
everyone who took psilocybin knew they were getting the drug.
59:38
I'd hope so, but you might get fucked up, you might not Like
59:42
how could you do a? Placebo.
59:43
I'd be so fucked up. Talk about stressful.
59:46
Dude, while this can see results, Johnson said ensuring
59:49
the participants were properly blinded has been the has been an
59:54
ongoing challenge in the study of psychedelics, given that the
59:57
mind altering effects, which is why they opt to do different
1:00:00
study designs. In total, 17 participants who
1:00:03
took psilocybin had stayed off cigarettes at the half year
1:00:05
mark. Only four in the nicotine group
1:00:08
had achieved that. The findings will need to be
1:00:10
replicated in a larger study. Let's go and ideally and in a
1:00:14
more diverse population, let's go, but.
1:00:18
They raise an exciting prospect, says Megan Piper, who directs UW
1:00:22
Center of Tobacco and Research Intervention and was not
1:00:25
involved in the current research.
1:00:27
It's been 20 years since we've had new medication to help
1:00:29
people quit smoking. We need, we need something
1:00:32
novel. This needs to this.
1:00:33
And this is definitely a novel approach.
1:00:37
This means 70% of. People who are returning to
1:00:39
smoke, Damn that's crazy. What are you?
1:00:41
What are your thoughts on taking magic mushrooms to quit smoking
1:00:44
cigarettes? I think that I could.
1:00:46
See it actually being helpful. Yeah, I.
1:00:50
Mean I don't know why I. Wouldn't be.
1:00:52
I love the theory that like we're just apes that ate a bunch
1:00:55
of mushrooms and then like expanded our view.
1:00:59
There's like that whole theory where it was like primates ate
1:01:02
ate a bunch of mushrooms and then that's what led to the
1:01:04
development of people. It's very interesting.
1:01:08
Theory. It's a very interesting theory.
1:01:09
Like it's pretty clean. Mushrooms are still.
1:01:12
Available primates still eat them.
1:01:15
Like oh for sure, why are they? Evolving still because.
1:01:18
Because. We ate them and they didn't.
1:01:20
They were too scurred. They were too scurred.
1:01:22
One of us could get evolved. They were too.
1:01:24
Too scurred dog. They were scared as shit bro.
1:01:26
I don't. Know we were out there like I'll
1:01:28
eat OK. But like, I believe like.
1:01:31
You could get hypnotized to quit smoking for sure.
1:01:34
And I think this is like a similar type of like it's like
1:01:38
like. Like 'cause I did.
1:01:39
Like the hypnotherapy and I feel like it worked but if you got
1:01:43
hypnotized. While being on mushrooms.
1:01:45
That would be terrifying. I don't know if you could.
1:01:49
Yeah, you probably could. For sure that would be.
1:01:54
Terrifying if somebody was like, hey, and then you like.
1:01:59
Coming out if you're like, not if.
1:02:00
You're like coming. Out of it no, but like.
1:02:02
Then coming out, what if you like don't What if you get stuck
1:02:04
in it? Well.
1:02:06
I've I've always wondered that because I've talked to like.
1:02:11
One of the count like one of these spiritual.
1:02:14
Advisors whenever I. Was doing the group therapies,
1:02:18
she had proposed that idea that she had been hypnotized once and
1:02:24
then didn't get unhypnotized and she could just be constantly in
1:02:27
a hypnotic state, and she thinks that that might be true.
1:02:31
Or possible that could be. That could happen to you because
1:02:35
like you're. You go through like.
1:02:36
Hypnotic states anyways, like throughout.
1:02:38
Like when you're driving and you like and you missed your exit
1:02:41
and you don't even realize it, that's because you're in a
1:02:43
hypnotic state, right? The 30 minutes before you fall
1:02:46
asleep, 30 minutes when right when you wake up, you're in a
1:02:48
hypnotic state. It's like you're in.
1:02:51
And so there's like alpha. Beta delta I think is sleep.
1:02:56
I think you're in Theta. Theta mode is when you're in hip
1:02:59
hypnosis. Yeah, no, I'm good, but.
1:03:05
That's pretty tight. I mean, I, we knew this was
1:03:07
coming. That's when that's I swear
1:03:09
that's why they were so adamant about not allowing recreational
1:03:15
use of this or scientific studies and this type of stuff.
1:03:18
And then there's been a big I actually feel like mushrooms
1:03:21
are. Overplayed at this point with
1:03:22
all the all the shit that they're trying to do with it.
1:03:24
Well, no, I mean, it's definitely.
1:03:26
Become like the new like hip thing.
1:03:28
It's like the hip moms. Take mushrooms and watch.
1:03:32
Well that's to me. That's fine.
1:03:34
I'm talking. About like the mushrooms, like
1:03:36
the the silver bullet to any of your problems type thing, you
1:03:40
know no for sure, but I mean. I think that that like what?
1:03:45
What? What am I thinking of?
1:03:47
Like the? Like the micro dosing for
1:03:50
everything? Well, well, not.
1:03:53
Not but just yeah, just the mushrooms.
1:03:55
Yeah, microdosing just solves everything.
1:03:57
You know, like it makes it makes like.
1:03:59
Oh, you got depression? Mushrooms you got anxiety,
1:04:01
Mushrooms you got, It's like, bro, you can get depression,
1:04:04
anxiety from mushrooms, Yeah, stressing mushrooms.
1:04:07
Right, like, oh, you got to make.
1:04:09
Sure irritable bowel syndrome, mushroom but but make sure you.
1:04:13
Hang out around people you really trust and care about and
1:04:16
we'll look after you when you're on them.
1:04:18
But we're going to beat. We're going to beat that, that
1:04:21
that tick in your shoulder one way or another, that being.
1:04:25
That being said I do feel like mushrooms could solve a lot of
1:04:28
issues. I just saying got to be careful
1:04:30
here. It's not like I don't know if
1:04:32
it's the end all be all well and if it's.
1:04:34
That's a part of a process or a part of something greater maybe,
1:04:39
but out of something you just like, oh, let's just take
1:04:40
mushrooms and won't feel better. Yeah, I think it's a crap.
1:04:42
Shit, I think it's like you're rolling the dice here.
1:04:45
And you might. It might solve your issue.
1:04:48
It has a. It has.
1:04:49
A. Possibility, Yeah, it has a
1:04:50
possibility, but I don't. But I don't feel like that.
1:04:53
Yeah, the understanding of how to direct the powers of of
1:04:56
psilocybin they're doing and on this.
1:04:59
One, they're taking a high dose of pure psilocybin.
1:05:01
That's crazy. There's like people that would
1:05:04
dream of having that opportunity, but.
1:05:10
Yeah. Depending on where you're at
1:05:12
mentally. So this is what I tell people
1:05:15
about mushrooms. In my experience and for my
1:05:19
local understanding, from what people have told me, it's a
1:05:23
pendulum swing man. It could be like all good vibes,
1:05:26
everything's fine and it will, it can change in like the drop
1:05:31
of a hat. Somebody can give you a weird
1:05:33
look, somebody could laugh at a time that you don't understand
1:05:36
and it can like collapse in on itself.
1:05:39
So there is like a dude now you say that, do you think?
1:05:42
Dave Chappelle was on mushrooms whenever he freaked out and then
1:05:45
ended his $50 million contract Comedy Central, 'cause that's
1:05:48
that's literally what the story is, is that he was doing a
1:05:52
sketch and. Somebody.
1:05:55
Was working on the show like a cameraman or something, Laughed.
1:05:59
At a time where. It wasn't supposed to be a joke.
1:06:02
It was like racist and then. He was like what the fuck?
1:06:05
Am I doing and that's why he freaked out?
1:06:08
Yeah. I mean it's possible.
1:06:09
You can easily have an epiphany and cover self realization
1:06:13
moments. What you were saying?
1:06:14
Though is the way that I would say it's exactly what you're
1:06:18
saying, but the way I say it is like, if you're having a good
1:06:20
time, you're gonna have a great time.
1:06:21
You're having a bad time, you're gonna have the worst time of
1:06:22
your life. They're creepy.
1:06:24
They're inherently no, they're inherently creepy, but they're
1:06:28
mushrooms. Yeah.
1:06:30
Oh, I'm. Just saying that they're.
1:06:31
Just going to magnify the mood of the situation.
1:06:34
No, exactly, but. That's what makes them creepy is
1:06:37
like there is always this looming fear of it, of it, of it
1:06:42
turning bad where you know, like where you don't want to leave a
1:06:45
room because you finally got comfortable in that room and you
1:06:48
have to like completely readjust or you don't think that you're
1:06:51
there's. A There's a really good joke by.
1:06:53
David Cross, where he talks about being on mushrooms and
1:06:56
he's like, there's two. He's like, there's three things
1:06:58
you can just kind of throw out of the window when you're on
1:07:00
mushrooms. And he was like, it's time, it's
1:07:04
money and it's talking. He's like those three things you
1:07:08
just can't do him. He's like, because you could be,
1:07:10
he's like mushrooms. He's like being inside all day.
1:07:13
And then you're scared to go outside.
1:07:14
And then you go outside and you're like, oh, outside's
1:07:17
great. Oh, this is wonderful.
1:07:18
Oh, I like outside. Like this is OK.
1:07:20
He's like, if you have to interact with anybody, you're
1:07:22
just like, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:07:23
Like you're like what you're saying half of the time won't
1:07:26
make sense to anybody unless they know that you're probably
1:07:29
on them. And yeah, like going out, trying
1:07:32
to do things, accomplish things on them, spend money
1:07:35
effectively, make change. He's like you just you can't do
1:07:39
it. He's like, it's like it's all
1:07:40
like moving and unless you're micro dosing.
1:07:44
Yeah, unless you're micro dosing.
1:07:45
Like we do every day. Before then, we could do all of
1:07:47
those things. Better do it every Wednesday
1:07:49
before. Pickleball class?
1:07:51
Oh, you're only micro dosing? Wednesdays I'm micro dosing.
1:07:53
I'm micro dosing seven days a week, 24 hours a day, to the
1:07:58
point where it's not even a micro desk, it's just a full
1:08:00
desk. California sober.
1:08:02
Dude and I was telling somebody which I think.
1:08:05
The goal posts on that. Moves constantly.
1:08:08
Well, I I. Need like a different term.
1:08:12
And that's like. What is the term sunset sober?
1:08:17
Sunset sober. I don't know, I'm just.
1:08:21
But Ventura vibin. Bro, where's like a place that
1:08:23
they're like that? They done to do drugs they just
1:08:25
like don't drink. But the what is it called the?
1:08:31
Redlands, Redlands, CA The Badlands, California,
1:08:34
California. Yeah, so it's got to be Cali.
1:08:37
Cali Centrix dude, it's got to be.
1:08:39
That's you bro. You're calied out bro.
1:08:41
That's true. I did start the way.
1:08:42
If everyone else is just surfing it, you got 48 monthly.
1:08:45
Listeners at this point, like you are taking over the Cali
1:08:48
state. Hey, thank you for yeah.
1:08:49
Yeah, we might get the 50. I know.
1:08:52
Hey, if I keep. Dropping plus 12 times.
1:08:54
As much as I thought I had and I'm like and in my head I'm
1:08:57
like, oh, this is. We're doing things right now.
1:09:03
Yeah. You know, keep an eye out, pop
1:09:05
some psilocybin, quit smoking I. Guess.
1:09:08
I mean, that's pretty. Cool, though I do like that
1:09:10
they're the applications for that.
1:09:12
I like the idea of that being used more than just being like,
1:09:15
oh, well, because it's either mushrooms or there's going to be
1:09:18
a Ozempic and the things that are in Ozempic are going to fix
1:09:22
all of our problems. It's going to make Alcoholics
1:09:24
not be alcoholic. It's going to make sex addicts
1:09:26
stop being sex addicts. It's going to make fat people
1:09:29
skinny. Well, that's what they say.
1:09:32
It's a miracle drug, right? So that's what they say.
1:09:34
Is Ozempic's the new miracle drug?
1:09:36
Or will Govi or Manjaro or Kilimanjaro, whatever the fuck
1:09:40
you want to call it. How much?
1:09:42
How much of like the do? You think like normal people's
1:09:45
sex life is fueled by the community of sex addicts.
1:09:51
Like do you think like sex addicts?
1:09:52
Are like like like where I got, you know, when we're single,
1:09:57
we're having sex the normal amount of people, but is, are
1:10:00
the people that we're having sex with having sex with a lot of
1:10:02
normal amount of, you know, are they the sex addicts?
1:10:05
You know what I'm saying? Well, I do feel like there's.
1:10:08
Probably people that do need love out there and attention.
1:10:11
I feel like the sex addicts might give them that.
1:10:13
So I feel like there's a market where there's like that, like
1:10:16
there's a supply. Well, I'm saying if we, if if
1:10:18
we. Healed if you will, cured if you
1:10:21
will check, there'll be. Lonely nights for some people.
1:10:24
Do you do you think? Do you think it would be an?
1:10:26
Like the lonely epidemic would just crater because the sex
1:10:30
addicts are actually keeping it a lot.
1:10:32
It's like, it's like Alcoholics are keeping like, you know, like
1:10:35
what percentage of like the boost sales are like because
1:10:38
there's Alcoholics, it's like they're probably a
1:10:40
disproportionate amount given the number.
1:10:44
Of Alcoholics. Or do you think there's going to
1:10:46
be people? That were like like guys that
1:10:51
have a. Hard time with girls.
1:10:52
So they find a girl and she's like a sex addict.
1:10:54
So it's just like he's like, oh. This is great.
1:10:57
Like that guy would miss out the girl.
1:11:00
Like yeah, the normal amount of sex.
1:11:02
That people have now they think is normal, but it's only that
1:11:06
level because sex addicts exists.
1:11:08
So you take this if sex addicts, you take them out of the
1:11:11
equation. And then the amount of sex going
1:11:14
on in this country is just way down because the sex addicts,
1:11:17
we're having sex with people who aren't sex addicts, but having
1:11:19
sex with a lot of them. And now they're gone.
1:11:22
They're just having normal sex now.
1:11:23
Whatever normal sex is. It's like tip.
1:11:26
It's like tipping the scales when.
1:11:27
They talk about somebody and they're like, oh, the richest
1:11:30
people in this. Like they're like, oh, the
1:11:33
average black man makes this much money and it's like a
1:11:36
really high number. And I'm like, God damn it, Magic
1:11:37
Johnson, God damn it. Like some of these guys, they
1:11:40
like tip the scales so much of the sex addicts or the Magic
1:11:43
Johnson of black, black billionaires.
1:11:45
But it's also like, I hear like. It's like 10% of the guys on
1:11:48
Mumble get 90% of the likes or something like that.
1:11:52
And I wonder if it's like 10% of the sex addicts get 90% of the
1:11:57
sex or or responsible for half of at least half of 90% of the
1:12:02
sex. They're they're, yeah, they
1:12:03
carry one of the they're. One of the.
1:12:04
People in the they they carry more than their.
1:12:07
Weight. Oh, for sure.
1:12:08
By by definition, yeah. Jesus Christ.
1:12:14
Next article. Bam, so this.
1:12:19
Is just a touch. We just, we talked.
1:12:20
About it was like all Texas all the time last week there's
1:12:23
another big runoff going on I mean it's Fuller versus Harris.
1:12:27
So Trump backed Fuller and Democrat Harris moved to Georgia
1:12:31
runoff to succeed Marjorie Taylor Green.
1:12:35
Friend of the pod, Best friend of the pod.
1:12:37
Is she a friend of the pod? She.
1:12:39
Can't be now. We'll just say that, OK, we
1:12:43
could say it. She's bowing out.
1:12:45
She's going after the sunset. We'll give her flowers, you
1:12:48
know, we'll, you know, shout out, you know, there's a whole
1:12:51
demographic of women with guns that blow shit up and say like
1:12:56
racist, xenophobic things in ads now because of her.
1:13:02
Like, so we got to give her credit where credit's due.
1:13:04
Like she started the scene of like, I'm a woman.
1:13:06
I'm going to shoot a gun at some thermite and, like, blow up this
1:13:09
fridge with like a but a dummy that I've dressed up like a
1:13:13
jihadist to be like vote for me 'cause if you don't, the
1:13:16
jihadists are going to take your fridge.
1:13:18
And then she like blows them up and you're like, oh, that's
1:13:20
cool. People have voted for her.
1:13:21
Like she started that. There's a video of her like
1:13:23
shooting hogs from a house to say yeah, like she.
1:13:26
Like Mitch was wild. Like right when she came on the.
1:13:29
Scene before like she was like, it was like she was just
1:13:32
shooting shit and like people knew her.
1:13:34
She was like that, you know, whatever.
1:13:36
Yeah, she she was like famous quickly, but not like so Trump
1:13:40
famous, but just famous on her own.
1:13:43
I my favorite thing was to ask people if they would hook up
1:13:45
with her just to. See what like.
1:13:48
Last night homies if they would and like what's crazy is that
1:13:51
like so she. Was cheating on her husband and
1:13:54
then now she's married to this guy who was like involved in
1:13:58
politics but before but but before she cheated on her
1:14:02
husband with him and left him. She cheated on him earlier with
1:14:05
her old like, CrossFit yoga guru instructor guy that I thought
1:14:09
you were going to say Corey Lewandowski.
1:14:11
No maybe though. Maybe dude?
1:14:14
What a world class stick man. Dude.
1:14:17
What a fucking stick man Corey. Like Corey Lewandowski, I hate
1:14:21
you for and what you stand. For and what?
1:14:23
You do which who you who you run with, but I got to give you your
1:14:26
flowers world class. You tip you.
1:14:30
Tip your. Hat Hey, hey, you're wild.
1:14:34
Democrat Sean Harris and Republican Clay Fuller advance
1:14:37
to the runoff for Marjorie Taylor Green's former House seat
1:14:40
in Georgia. No Democrat, no candidate won
1:14:43
the majority. Trump said in February he
1:14:45
endorsed Fuller, a District Attorney who prosecutes crimes
1:14:49
in four counties, to succeed Green, who resigned in January
1:14:53
after her falling out with the pedo.
1:14:56
Trump's endorsement didn't boost Fuller to the majority of the
1:14:59
vote in the 14 candidate field that included 9 Republicans, 3
1:15:03
Democrats, A Libertarian and an independent.
1:15:06
The Fuller said he was confident he could bring the Republicans
1:15:09
together to beat Harris. I think the Republican Party is
1:15:11
going to unite around us because they they know that the Democrat
1:15:15
is too dangerous, he said Tuesday night.
1:15:17
We can't have a Democrat representing Georgia 14.
1:15:20
That would be a tragedy for our community, a tragedy for Georgia
1:15:23
14 and a tragedy for the MAGA movement.
1:15:27
Trump and graduated. Fuller on getting such a high
1:15:29
percentage of the vote with so many other Republicans in the
1:15:32
race. Clay will be a great
1:15:34
congressman. He.
1:15:36
In all caps. He will never let you down.
1:15:39
All caps Harris, a cattle farmer and a retired Brigadier General,
1:15:43
will face an uphill battle will win the majority in a heavily
1:15:46
looped Republican big district. Nevertheless, he was leading in
1:15:49
the hours after the polls closed and Democrats are likely to
1:15:52
boast of his success as they focus on strong performances in
1:15:56
special elections. Harris has contrasted himself
1:15:59
with Greene's bond throwing style, saying practical minded
1:16:02
Republican should vote for him because he will work for the
1:16:05
constituents, not for somebody else who's already in DC.
1:16:09
The way I'm going to go to Congress is the way it's going
1:16:11
to be at the coal to be a coalition of Democrats,
1:16:14
independents and Republicans. I mean, I think it's, I mean,
1:16:18
what's wild is there's a chance there's a lot of the people that
1:16:21
are in this district, Georgia 14, that are so sick of Trump's
1:16:24
bullshit. If Marjorie wanted to run again
1:16:27
and not resign, she probably would have won re election.
1:16:31
I think she was worried about getting primaried.
1:16:34
And obviously her line in the sand is all this Epstein stuff.
1:16:37
She's been very open about it also very open about being the
1:16:40
anti war with Iran, anti Israel, all this other stuff.
1:16:44
But at the end of the day, like I think she definitely, if she
1:16:47
ran, she would have won. She would have.
1:16:50
Won the She would have. She would have.
1:16:51
Gotten primaried. She might have lost in the big
1:16:54
election, but I think she beats these guys for sure because she
1:16:57
the the the her. How would she lose in the big
1:16:59
election? If one of these people is the
1:17:00
Democrat, they thought this was the big election.
1:17:02
Well, I guess because it's a, it's.
1:17:04
Because she gave up her seat. Oh, because she gave it up.
1:17:06
Because she then. They're having another election.
1:17:09
Well, now that no, nobody got. A majority.
1:17:11
So they had a they had a special election.
1:17:13
OK, yeah, yeah, nobody got the majority.
1:17:14
So the top 2GO to but do they? But they have to run again.
1:17:17
Though in November. I don't think so.
1:17:22
I don't think they do. I think they.
1:17:26
Probably do. But there is an opportunity,
1:17:30
there is a chance. I mean, she's very anti Trump.
1:17:33
So there's a lot of people that are very pro her in the sense
1:17:35
that when it came definitely would have won.
1:17:37
I don't when it comes to. The tariffs, I think she.
1:17:39
Wanted to get out. No, but no but I think.
1:17:42
She wanted to get out to not be a trap attached to the Trump
1:17:44
shit because I think that she sees that there is a changing of
1:17:47
the guard. We've talked about this before
1:17:49
where there's certain people like Ron DeSantis tried to
1:17:52
position himself too early. Is it possible?
1:17:55
I guess, But I think he kind of blew his load when it came to
1:17:59
try to make it make a big impact in the presidential election and
1:18:02
be taken serious because he spent so much time battling with
1:18:06
Trump that I think it's just like that ship has sailed.
1:18:09
If he waited and this was like like the the second time he
1:18:12
decided to run and he didn't go up against Trump last time, he I
1:18:16
think he would have stood a better chance.
1:18:17
But because he battled with Trump so much.
1:18:21
But people in her district when it comes to the tariffs,
1:18:25
affordability, it's not like a bougie fancy, you know, Georgia
1:18:29
14 is not. It's like more of a rural, more
1:18:32
of a lower middle, lower middle class in the income.
1:18:38
So they're affected by a lot of these tariffs and a lot of this
1:18:41
shit in the way that some other more metropolitan areas of
1:18:44
Georgia wouldn't be. And that's where this is
1:18:47
interesting is she represents a large portion of the people that
1:18:51
voted for her still to this day, even not being in office,
1:18:55
because they're also very anti not releasing the Epstein files.
1:18:59
I mean, like that's like she was MAGA, almost MAGA from day one
1:19:04
and pushed a lot of these theories that they haven't
1:19:07
followed through with in this administration, hence why she
1:19:10
chose to leave. And they had issues And that
1:19:12
could, that could play a role that could catch up with them.
1:19:16
That's all I'm saying. It could because she's
1:19:18
everything that she's bringing up is the stuff that got her re
1:19:22
elected that they got her to go them to go vote for Trump.
1:19:24
And now he's not doing those things.
1:19:26
When they talk about Republicans who are like being turned off or
1:19:31
changing their mind or just might not vote strictly in
1:19:34
protest because of what this administration is doing.
1:19:37
This is an area where that might happen this like that.
1:19:40
Like they said that dude, the Democrat was leading in votes as
1:19:44
the polls closed. That's not a good sign.
1:19:47
There's enough people, even though it's.
1:19:49
Taylor Green's district and the Democrats are winning.
1:19:51
It's a good sign for the country if there's that many.
1:19:53
People, if there's that many Republicans going up against you
1:19:59
in those nine Republicans that there's, there's 8 of there's
1:20:04
eight people that chose not to vote for you and you were in
1:20:07
vote endorsed by Trump. So that should tell you
1:20:10
something that some of them might just go with a Brigadier,
1:20:12
a retired Brigadier General. Black guy from Georgia who just
1:20:17
doesn't sit there and talk random shit and sit there and be
1:20:20
a mouthpiece for Trump because they've watched Marjorie do that
1:20:23
for years and she walked away because she realized he was full
1:20:27
of shit. So this is one of those areas
1:20:29
where it's tight squeeze. Just like I swear in Texas when
1:20:33
it's if it's Paxton or it's corn.
1:20:35
And I mean, it'd be great if it was Paxton if it's corn and if
1:20:41
it'd be great if. He.
1:20:43
Doesn't actually become a senator.
1:20:45
No, no, I bet I'm saying I. Would love for Paxton to win the
1:20:47
runoff because if Paxton wins the runoff, there's so much
1:20:50
dirty laundry on this dude that in a debate stage and Teller
1:20:54
Rico doesn't take cheap shots like that.
1:20:56
He stays above board for the most part.
1:20:58
There's so much ammo that you have on Ken Paxton, Cornyn, you
1:21:03
can just say like, look, dude, you're like a dinosaur
1:21:05
politician. You've been doing this for too
1:21:07
long. You're a Republican.
1:21:08
Good old boy. You haven't gotten shit done.
1:21:11
Shit's got worse under your watch, under all other watches,
1:21:13
but you could blame him for something.
1:21:16
But if it's Paxton, even if Paxton were to win, that would
1:21:19
be shitty and I'd hate to see it.
1:21:21
I think he'd still get impeached at some point doing something
1:21:24
stupid while in while if he won that seat.
1:21:27
But the shit that would come out, the trash that would come
1:21:32
out about Ken Paxton in a public forum on a debate stage would be
1:21:37
the juiciest Wagyu beef day. That'd be so.
1:21:41
It's been out already. Dropped $180 on his head.
1:21:45
It is, but they didn't. Even like really do any debates.
1:21:47
So it's like it they did, but it was all like in every
1:21:51
commercial, like his wonky. Ass eye and like but it was
1:21:53
something about him being a criminal but in ads it was like
1:21:56
he. Cheated on his wife or he he had
1:21:58
a really a non biblical or what did he say?
1:22:00
Like he had a non biblical relationship with it out of
1:22:03
wedlock with this woman. And I was like, what?
1:22:05
And they asked Gordon about it. They're like, damn, man, that
1:22:08
ad's pretty harsh, you know, talking about that.
1:22:11
He's like, well, it's true like that.
1:22:13
He said it. He was like, what are we talking
1:22:15
about? And they use taxpayer money to
1:22:18
settle cases. That's what he got impeached
1:22:20
for. He got impeached like by by a
1:22:23
Republican. Super majority the only reason
1:22:26
he got. Didn't get served jail time is
1:22:28
A, he was attorney general and he got the SEC charges dropped
1:22:32
against him and B, he sat there and was like cold call
1:22:36
intimidating people to vote against his impeachment.
1:22:39
Like there was times where people were up there impeached.
1:22:42
He just didn't get convicted. Yeah, I didn't get convicted.
1:22:44
I didn't convict. Him.
1:22:45
But there was a video where they were holding a meeting, talking
1:22:50
about it in a public forum. You can find this, it's on like
1:22:52
YouTube and stuff. And he's talking about, they're
1:22:55
talking about impeaching him. And like he calls this guy while
1:23:00
he's at the podium and he's like, this is him right now, but
1:23:03
he's calling me right now. Like watching him on TV, calling
1:23:07
him like this motherfucker, the most corrupt piece of shit in
1:23:12
Texas history straight out of Collin County, baby.
1:23:15
So hopefully, you know, but this, this is that's a
1:23:19
situation, that's a scenario where you could see it's a Texas
1:23:23
turning blue. But it's possible in the sense
1:23:26
that the way it's structured, the way they put it up, it's the
1:23:29
same thing we kind of saw the Democrats do when they were like
1:23:32
just rolling out recycled carcasses, even more so than
1:23:35
they are now. But you would see people lose to
1:23:38
these upbeat mag of people who were like long term incumbents
1:23:42
or Oh my God, I can't believe they flipped that seat because
1:23:45
people get tired of hearing the same shit.
1:23:48
And I do think in Georgia 14, they're tired of hearing Trump
1:23:51
shit. Trump's endorsement is not that
1:23:53
great of a thing. It's really not.
1:23:56
He says that he they all the majority of them win.
1:23:59
That's not necessarily true. He he's got a fucking lowest.
1:24:01
Approval rating in the history of approval ratings for
1:24:03
president. Dude, like, I mean, big facts.
1:24:05
Yeah. And it's like, and, and
1:24:08
everything he's done up in this point, it's like coming and we
1:24:10
all over like felt like he was going to do it.
1:24:13
And then he fumble the fucking Epstein files and then he went
1:24:16
to war with Iran. So it's like, like, I mean, I
1:24:22
honestly believe, I honestly thought that he'd be able to do
1:24:25
that. And like the fucking cognitive
1:24:27
dissonance that these fuckers have.
1:24:29
You know, it's like where it's like he's going to drain the
1:24:32
swamp when he is the fucking swamp.
1:24:33
You know, it's like, it's like he's the least Christian person.
1:24:36
The Christians are voting him in.
1:24:38
You know, it's like he's probably paid for abortions.
1:24:40
Like, you know, he's like a returning Roe V Wade, like I'd
1:24:44
like in the and she just keeps getting away with the shit keeps
1:24:46
getting away, keeps getting away.
1:24:47
But then like with the Epstein files and with with the war in
1:24:49
Iran, I feel like those two things like finally, I think the
1:24:53
Epstein files finally open people's eyes.
1:24:56
And then once your eyes are open, like, like, wait a second,
1:24:59
this seems like bullshit. Then you're more willing to
1:25:01
believe like other things are bullshit.
1:25:03
Young people who voted for. The first time who voted for
1:25:06
Trump instead of voting for Kamala Harris because they
1:25:09
thought Kamala Harris would get us into a war, right?
1:25:12
Or Kamala. Harris.
1:25:13
And Joe Biden openly supported Israel, right?
1:25:17
Which sounds like. There's there's this brainwashed
1:25:19
like 30% of people who just no matter what, like, you know,
1:25:22
it's like he just whatever he does like that, that, you know,
1:25:25
he can change his position twice in a sentence and they're like
1:25:27
down for both that that exists. But there's a shit ton of people
1:25:31
who write like that voted for him because they believed in
1:25:34
like these like platitudes that he had like, no, for no stupid
1:25:38
foreign wars or or Epstein files.
1:25:41
America first. Yeah, yeah.
1:25:42
And and then even like the immigration shit where everybody
1:25:45
like was his like highest approval rating.
1:25:47
You know, he fucked that up. Started just like killing white
1:25:50
people in the streets. And you know, you can't kill the
1:25:52
white people and like and have the white people sit around and
1:25:55
just be happy about it. Yeah.
1:25:58
I mean the whole. Thing is pretty well, but this
1:26:00
is just an interesting seat because that's a big hole to
1:26:03
fill. She was very loud from her
1:26:05
Georgia 14 district and pretty impactful.
1:26:08
She never really like passed anything super crazy.
1:26:10
You don't say, but. She, but she.
1:26:14
She was impactful. She had an impact.
1:26:17
Politics changed because of the way she went and went about and
1:26:19
did it. I think it also used to be my
1:26:21
poker. Avatar online poker, I remember
1:26:23
that, so I think that. I think that she's just going to
1:26:25
buy her time until that blows over, and I think that she's
1:26:28
going to not. She's so anti Trump that she's
1:26:31
basically running interference for the Democrat if she can, if
1:26:36
she's going to convince people to not go vote because I mean
1:26:39
that her district, Trump won that district, She won that
1:26:42
district by a landslide, like landslide.
1:26:45
So the fact that it was that the Democrat was even close to
1:26:48
they're having a runoff is pretty crazy.
1:26:51
They'll let you know that that's a.
1:26:54
It's a big swing, that's what they say.
1:26:55
If Trump won a district by 10 or he's up in 1010, he's up 10
1:26:59
points in immigration, but now he's down 30.
1:27:02
It's like it's a 40 point swing. It's not a 30 point swing.
1:27:05
That's a 40 point swing. So I mean the, the swing from
1:27:09
just the last election to now, I mean even for it to drop to
1:27:13
where it's in a runoff that's I mean at least like a 10 to 15
1:27:17
point swing from the last election that they won, that he
1:27:21
won handily and now and that she won handily.
1:27:27
I feel like the best thing. That could happen even if.
1:27:31
It's the last day. Of the four years of is just him
1:27:34
to pass away naturally because like I feel like these fools are
1:27:38
going to back themselves into a fucking corner where they can't
1:27:42
leave peacefully and that's when it's like all all hell.
1:27:45
So actually going to break loose.
1:27:46
So it doesn't matter how unpopular he is, no.
1:27:50
And that's why I think some. People might read the room and
1:27:52
back off sooner than later. You've seen people take hard
1:27:57
line stances and they'll fight him on one issue or another
1:28:01
issue or it's the Epstein files. If you're like Massey, you're
1:28:04
like, no, no, no, no, no. This is where I draw the line.
1:28:06
This is what you said. This is what I ran on.
1:28:09
So if I don't fight for this but they all these fools quit.
1:28:12
Then, you know, like Massey's not running again well.
1:28:16
Yeah, I. Mean that I feel like that's the
1:28:18
case too, is they go up against this big machine and start
1:28:20
pointing it out and they just decide it's just safer to walk
1:28:23
away or they or they. Decide that they're going to
1:28:26
walk away and then they'll start speaking out.
1:28:28
You know I'm not going to run again, so now I'll talk shit or
1:28:32
I'll talk. Shit and now I now.
1:28:34
I need to quit. Yeah, that's that's normally.
1:28:36
That last one, yeah, yeah. Is that they either find their
1:28:40
balls when they decide that they're going to resign or just
1:28:42
not run again for re election. Or they find their balls and
1:28:46
then then they realize they're going to get primaried so they
1:28:50
quit. And then write a book.
1:28:51
Her book will be crazy for sure. I didn't.
1:28:54
Know she could read, yeah. But I mean then.
1:28:57
You think about it too like the the bozo heads like cuz she was
1:29:02
pretty big bozo in the beginning.
1:29:03
They've just gotten worse. Like to go from Bobs to like
1:29:08
Chris? Representative Bobs and.
1:29:11
Bobs and MGT from going from those two to like Christino
1:29:18
who's an idiot and by a fired by.
1:29:21
But like, we're right. Like she's like.
1:29:23
She's the ambassador to the. Shield of America, whatever the
1:29:26
fuck that is, did. You OK?
1:29:28
Can I Can I quiz? You real quick?
1:29:30
Who's the ambassador to the Bahamas right now for the United
1:29:32
States? Who's the ambassador to the?
1:29:36
Bahamas, You were just talking about Georgia.
1:29:39
Politics. He's your boy.
1:29:44
David Duke. Herschel Walker.
1:29:48
Oh, that makes sense. Isn't that insane?
1:29:50
Perfect. What a come up I am I was
1:29:53
talking. To somebody about.
1:29:55
That like then, because in Texas they had like calling Allred or
1:29:58
somebody and he was like a former college football player.
1:30:01
And I was like, could we stop doing that?
1:30:02
Could we stop rolling out these like professional football
1:30:05
players, turning them into, well, he's a Democrat.
1:30:09
Well, I know so I was like so calling.
1:30:10
All he was like, but he. Wasn't like a fucking moron.
1:30:15
Yeah, Herschel it. Was a CTED out.
1:30:17
Dude, he wasn't like mainlining CTEI used to work.
1:30:20
With the FBI, they're like, that's like a remember that he
1:30:23
busted out that badge and everyone was like, bro, that
1:30:27
whole. Campaign was insanity, that was.
1:30:31
So great. And that was against.
1:30:34
It wasn't was that Raphael Warnock or was it?
1:30:37
It was Warnock it. Was and Warnock was just.
1:30:39
Like. In the debate.
1:30:44
I think did they only do one and then they called it, They did
1:30:46
one debate and then they pulled him and it was rod front of the
1:30:50
pod. He were not not to make.
1:30:53
Fun of him, but a lot of his, you know, his speaking
1:30:57
disabilities are definitely self-imposed by smacks on the
1:30:59
head. And he fought MMA for a while
1:31:02
like Herschel Walker was. He was really good.
1:31:05
He doubled down on the CTE. Yeah, he's like, give me more.
1:31:09
Give me another plan. A box to go.
1:31:13
Yeah, that shit was crazy, man. I totally was.
1:31:15
Herschel Walker. Try to get the CTE.
1:31:17
Beat it. He's like I.
1:31:19
Did. Things the FBII can't tell
1:31:23
classified. Everyone was just like, OK, hey,
1:31:27
next topic, let's talk about immigration.
1:31:31
He didn't he like pull a gun on? Him.
1:31:32
Like his? Girlfriend like he's yeah, he
1:31:34
like pulled a gun. And like, say he was going to
1:31:35
kill her. He was like abusive.
1:31:37
He's crazy as shit. Dude.
1:31:39
He was nuts. Only.
1:31:41
Only Republicans. Can get away with this shit.
1:31:43
They're supposed to be like the, the, the daddy party, like the
1:31:45
the patriotic, responsible, fiscally responsible party.
1:31:49
And you guys are pulling out the fucking psychopaths as your
1:31:51
candidate. Yeah, literal, literal
1:31:54
psychopaths. Who knows what Herschel Walker?
1:31:56
'S like doing in the Bahamas. Just like it's like raining,
1:31:59
raining like multiple. Ditty parties raining terror.
1:32:02
Raining terror in the bomb is they just sorry Bahamas and
1:32:06
they. Listen to us too.
1:32:09
We I'm not sorry, we didn't. Send them.
1:32:11
That wasn't me. We're not sending our best.
1:32:13
I'm not. Apollo Yeah, we're not.
1:32:15
I mean. I mean, the UK, the UK sent
1:32:17
their their ambassador, United States.
1:32:18
He was an Epstein client, you know, like giving out trade
1:32:21
secrets and shit. They're not sending their best.
1:32:25
We're not sending our. Best.
1:32:27
Man, shout out to the rest. Of the world, by the way, for
1:32:30
just like calling these creepazoids out and like
1:32:33
actually doing something about it 'cause man will sing war so
1:32:37
we don't have to talk about. It yeah, like, oh, where did it?
1:32:39
Blow up. Oh shit, what was that?
1:32:42
Oh crap, have you heard this audio?
1:32:43
Of Trump saying this where he's like, like, I thought it was for
1:32:47
sure AI the first time I heard it.
1:32:48
Then I saw another clip and it said you guys thought this was
1:32:50
AI. It's not so I this still could
1:32:52
be AI, but it was like he was like we're not releasing the
1:32:56
fucking Epstein file. I don't care what you like, fuck
1:32:59
Marjorie Taylor Green. I don't care what you have to do
1:33:01
start a war. I don't.
1:33:02
Give a fuck we're not he goes if I.
1:33:05
Go down. I'm taking you all down with me.
1:33:08
So it just sounds like too perfect like for it to be like
1:33:10
real, but I kind of feel like it's true like these.
1:33:15
Motherfuckers, this is. What I think these motherfuckers
1:33:18
would rather not go to jail for being pedophiles.
1:33:21
They would rather start World War 3.
1:33:25
Yeah, yeah, we're, we're just all watching.
1:33:28
It happen, Yeah, it's crazy. It's fucking wild.
1:33:32
It's. Crazy.
1:33:33
It's like you got caught cheating so you burned the house
1:33:36
down. Burn the fuck.
1:33:38
Burned the house down. You fucking started a It's like
1:33:41
Waco, TX burned the house down. You just.
1:33:43
Start a fucking. Race war.
1:33:47
So that's what you did. Started a race war in your.
1:33:51
Apartment complex, yeah. Sounds like a kick ass B 80s.
1:33:56
Movie. I mean kind of, you know.
1:33:59
Killing supremely see like do that put.
1:34:01
That shit in AI be like make a 1980s movie trailer about a race
1:34:07
war in apart an apartment complex and make it and make it
1:34:11
like the warriors like the movie The warriors.
1:34:13
That'd be great. Why doesn't it have to go into
1:34:16
AI like? Just make that because then it
1:34:17
would just do it. Do it for you and it'd be all
1:34:20
ridiculous and hyperbolic. I know there's a watermark.
1:34:25
On it, I think like people, some people.
1:34:27
Have like too much faith in the AI and a lot of people and then
1:34:30
in other in the same people and other aspects don't have enough
1:34:33
faith in it. What if you?
1:34:36
Took an episode and plugged it into AI and be like animate this
1:34:40
episode I. Tried to upload episodes of the
1:34:44
ChatGPT to get. So because I'm.
1:34:48
Like. It's not even that hard, but
1:34:51
like when I'm like filling out like the description of the
1:34:53
episode and I'm like copy and paste in the notes and I'm like
1:34:56
formatting it and I just like would rather catch you and like,
1:34:59
and then I'm trying to think about like all the stuff that's
1:35:01
not in the notes that we talked about during the episode.
1:35:03
And but I'm trying to get the episode out within a couple
1:35:06
hours because like usually we're done like 10:30 and then
1:35:09
midnight. I try to schedule it, you know,
1:35:11
if I can. So I tried to just upload the
1:35:14
fucking episode to ChatGPT so then I could like listen to it
1:35:17
and then summarize it for me so I can put it in the description.
1:35:20
But then it it just takes too long for it to like because like
1:35:23
the episode's like 2 hours and it's like not like I'm paying
1:35:26
for it, but I'm not like paying for like the like.
1:35:30
The industrial. Ultra Deluxe like the 1 you
1:35:32
would have. Like at a workplace.
1:35:34
Oh, OK. Yeah, so like.
1:35:36
So it's just, it's like it could do it, but it's just, it's like
1:35:39
not necessarily built for that. So it's like it just take too
1:35:42
long. Last article.
1:35:45
A 1300 LB NASA spacecraft to re enter Earth's atmosphere A more
1:35:51
than 1300 LB Van Allen probe spacecraft is expected to re
1:35:55
enter the Earth's atmosphere after 14 years after its launch.
1:35:59
The spacecraft is projected to re enter Tuesday at the US Space
1:36:05
Force predicted it'll be about. 19140.
1:36:09
Five hours. So what is that?
1:36:14
Like 11. 45 at night, some shit like that.
1:36:17
Sorry, like 845 at night. Though there is a 24 hour margin
1:36:21
of uncertainty in that timing. The van, the Van Allen seven OK.
1:36:27
The Van Allen Probe A, which launched in 2012, is expected to
1:36:31
mostly burn up as it travels through the atmosphere, though
1:36:35
some components may survive, the space agency said.
1:36:37
That is one in a 4200 chance of being harmed by a piece of the
1:36:42
probe which is characterized as low risk, one in 4200.
1:36:47
Is not that low. I know that number I.
1:36:51
Can I can think? About what That number is OK to
1:36:55
win the lottery. It's like one in 256 million.
1:36:59
This is 11 in 4200 bro. That's like, that's like it's
1:37:03
like me hitting the pocket aces in the in the full house like 3
1:37:06
hands later falling at terminal. Velocity Spacecraft.
1:37:11
It's when the Van Allen Pro B were on a mission to gather and
1:37:13
precedented data on Earth's two permanent radiation belts I
1:37:18
thought about. Dark alert.
1:37:20
What if you were like in like Tehran or Gaza and you got hit
1:37:27
by by this thing that's like not, not like an IDF bomb or
1:37:31
something. You just get hit by the fucking
1:37:34
falling satellite. It's like get killed by.
1:37:37
NASA, yeah, but it wasn't us. But no, it's like.
1:37:41
Yeah, it's like you got. Bombs flying everywhere, but
1:37:43
this motherfucking thing is the one that the thing that kills
1:37:45
you? Yeah, like a radio antenna.
1:37:49
It's not. Immediately clear where?
1:37:50
In the Earth's atmosphere, the satellite is projected to re
1:37:53
enter. The BBC has contacted NASA for
1:37:55
further detail. NASA and the US Space Force said
1:37:58
it will monitor the re entry and update any predictions.
1:38:02
The mission, which was originally designed to last two
1:38:04
years, went on for almost 7 and then thereafter the spacecrafts
1:38:07
ran out of fuel and were no longer no longer able to Orient
1:38:10
themselves towards the sun. The probes flew through the
1:38:13
rings of charged particles trapped in the Earth's magnetic
1:38:17
field from 2019 or 2012 to 2019 in order to the study the
1:38:21
particles and study how the. Particles were.
1:38:24
Gained or lost, those rings, called the Van Allen Belts,
1:38:28
shield Earth from cosmic radiation, solar storms, or
1:38:32
streaming solar wind, which are harmful to humans and can damage
1:38:35
technology. The mission made significant
1:38:38
discoveries, including the first out of the show, the existence
1:38:40
of a trans transient. Third, radiation built, which
1:38:45
can form during times of intense solar activity.
1:38:49
Pretty cool. But pretty scary.
1:38:52
That's, you know, that comment. That that this passed by the
1:38:56
Atlas, whatever the fuck it was called Atlas Shrugged.
1:38:59
Yeah, no, fuck that. That's like, that's like
1:39:03
Republican porn. No, like the I3 whatever it said
1:39:10
that it was like full of alcohol.
1:39:15
It was like. Full of methanol.
1:39:18
And like while they know the. Comets sometimes have alcohol in
1:39:21
it. This one had four times as much
1:39:23
alcohol as a normal comet. It's full of meth.
1:39:26
Type Meth. Methanol.
1:39:28
Space shards. Dude, that's crazy.
1:39:31
Though it's. Crazy though, Yeah, the alcohol
1:39:33
just. Forms naturally like in the
1:39:34
universe, yeah. In space.
1:39:38
That's not that crazy. Well, it's just crazy how much
1:39:40
of A the idea of. Dark.
1:39:41
Matter is crazy to me. Well, just like, oh, OK, but it
1:39:44
wouldn't. Be crazy if like fucking like
1:39:46
weed was just floating around in space, Hell yeah, that'd be
1:39:49
tight. Well, I'm just saying.
1:39:49
Like how much of it like? Alcohol is just like a basic
1:39:52
basic block of. Of the universe.
1:39:56
To the moon I'm. Trying to go to.
1:39:58
I'm trying to. Go to.
1:40:00
The moon like a bitch. Out of space horseshoe.
1:40:02
I'm trying to go to the. Horseshoe or the seahorse
1:40:04
Constellation Dog. We out of here.
1:40:06
My no, that is pretty crazy how that like forms over time.
1:40:15
It's not that shocking though, just in the sense that we know
1:40:20
so little about how things are created.
1:40:22
Things go through deep space. Like there's just like gaseous
1:40:25
clouds that are bigger than we can comprehend, full of like, I
1:40:29
don't know, rare ass elements and alkalines and gases and all
1:40:33
sorts of weird. I'm just being honest that like
1:40:35
rare ass. It just doesn't make.
1:40:38
Sense. Like that's where that's when
1:40:40
they're like, oh, if this asteroid landed on Earth and we
1:40:43
could get it, it'd be worth a a goo goo Plex money old degrasse
1:40:47
Tyson over. Here we're like what?
1:40:49
Like that's. Crazy, but to think that like,
1:40:51
oh, and this is like a small asteroid, like I just our
1:40:54
comprehension of it is so well, did you see?
1:40:57
Did you see? Like I said, like I said that we
1:40:59
hit that fucking asteroid and we knocked it off of its like
1:41:02
trajectory and it went around the the sun.
1:41:05
The one that we shot first first shot first one shot 1 kill hit
1:41:09
it with the satellite, knocked it off its directory went around
1:41:11
the sun different. Now we know that with any
1:41:13
fucking asteroids coming to the United at I was gonna say the
1:41:16
United States at Earth, you only save us.
1:41:19
No, I know. Pretty much, I thought.
1:41:21
We're building the wall. Yeah, Mexico.
1:41:23
'S paying for it. Yeah.
1:41:24
Keep the blast out. Yeah, yeah.
1:41:27
And the. Blacks.
1:41:28
You know what? I'm saying just Jesus good.
1:41:32
Lord. Meditate, bitches.
1:41:36
Is that all you? Got make sure y'all like follow,
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subscribe, leave a comment, leave a message, share what the
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fuck ever. We just always appreciate y'all
1:41:44
checking us out and listening to us.
1:41:49
I guess we're building a wall to keep.
1:41:51
The blacks out, but until that happens, y'all be good.
1:41:55
Take care of each other. I, I, I want to do a segment
1:41:59
too. I went like, I've been just, you
1:42:00
know, watching old Jerry Springer's and I want to do a
1:42:03
Jerry's final thought where I have some like sometimes times
1:42:07
are hard and we got to have a little like inspirational quote
1:42:10
at the end because he always finished it.
1:42:11
Take care of yourselves. He's like take care of yourself,
1:42:14
take care of each other. And that's how we would end
1:42:16
every episode. Shout out Jerry RIP.
1:42:19
But either way, y'all be good, be safe, stay out of trouble and
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as always, go fuck yourselves. Shout out.
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Hey. Don't write yourself off yet,
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it's only in yet you feel left down but look down on destroy
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your best. Try everything you can and don't
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you worry. What they tell them sounds when
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you're away. It just takes.
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Some time, little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
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Everything, everything will be just fine.
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Everything, everything will be our, our hey, you know, they're
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all the same. You know, you're doing better on
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your own. So don't blind live right now.
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Yeah, just be yourself. It doesn't matter if it's good
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enough for someone else. Just say sometime little girl,
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you're in the middle of the ride.
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Everything, everything will be just fine.
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Everything, everything will be alright, alright.
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Oh, it's just say sometime little girl, you're in the
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middle of the ride. Everything, everything will be
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just fine. Everything, everything will be
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alright, alright. Hey, don't rock yourself off.
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Yeah, it's only in your head. You feel left down, look down
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on. Just do your best, do everything
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you can, and don't you worry what the better hearts are gonna
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say. It just takes some.
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Time, little girl. You're in the middle of the
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ride. Everything, everything will be
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just fine. Everything, everything will be
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all right, all right.