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OUTRO: Hair Care Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Put more from Jay, Smike and Keysy on Instagram, shown
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  Speaker 1: them four to seven every weekday on radio. Thanks mate,
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm the only one to not vouch on
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  Speaker 1: the shows. Did it the other day?
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  Speaker 2: I heard that filthy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't your deep gutteral keesy ripper.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Don't stop starting rumors and I do massive bs you
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  Speaker 3: just like film is about about false things.
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  Speaker 2: How are you feeling about your shoved face? My what?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: You shaved?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? You know cold, it's my face what it is,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, the skin's a bit sensitive because of
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  Speaker 1: course it's had a bed all over it for all
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  Speaker 1: over its Yeah, but I kind of miss it. But
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  Speaker 1: at the same time, I'm like, oh whatever, I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the good thing is, Jason, you probably haven't what
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  Speaker 3: about this? You could probably grow it back.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's the other thing too, of course, not for
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  Speaker 1: quite some time. No, I can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: We like a few weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Because there was the possibility of me just keeping it
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  Speaker 1: at a certain length, but it was just so much
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  Speaker 1: Headmond and I'm not I'm still not great with the
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  Speaker 1: older clippers. It's pretty tricky in terms of getting it
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  Speaker 1: even just little eries I can't quite get into you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Would you ever paid?
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  Speaker 3: And I wonder if you do this paid to actually
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  Speaker 3: get a barber to give you a proper shave and
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  Speaker 3: trim on on the beard?
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  Speaker 2: Nah?
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  Speaker 1: I know, actually I did think about.
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  Speaker 3: That because like the barber's over here and the one
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  Speaker 3: out by my place, they do that.
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  Speaker 2: They'll do your full full groom. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like people tuttling with my face though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough even like right, but that's as far
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  Speaker 2: as it goes, because that's as far as I've got.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Do they do it with like a little comb?
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  Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah. And then they've also got these raisors
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  Speaker 2: is there where they just can just blast it on
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  Speaker 2: your lips and it doesn't cut your skin. But every clippers,
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  Speaker 2: see the clippers, I've got the slightest wrong move and
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  Speaker 2: you're fucking bleeding from eight places, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I had it was so weird a little neck on
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  Speaker 1: my cut as well for so long, and every time
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  Speaker 1: I would shave, and I'd even try and avoid it,
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  Speaker 1: and somehow just that and it was one of those ones.
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  Speaker 1: It was the tiniest little cat and it were just
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  Speaker 1: pest blood.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had one of those ones.
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  Speaker 1: Ye, I'd say.
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  Speaker 2: It's good chat the gasha too. Have you ever hed
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  Speaker 2: one doesn't surprise me?
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  Speaker 3: Well, to be honest, I mean I only shaved with
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  Speaker 3: I used to shave with disposable rasores, right, but I
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  Speaker 3: changed them like once a month of the really nice
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  Speaker 3: and you pay like thirty bucks for four or something,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and i'd been at seven dollars fifty each ja
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  Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'd probably cut myself once once a year,
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  Speaker 3: i'd average a cut.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. They're pretty good, pretty good. Yeah. So I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what you're running like a bic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just your your ladies back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and no shaving cream, just waterry, yeah, just dry,
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  Speaker 2: stand in front of the heat pump for a few
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  Speaker 2: hours and then just going fucking dry ball Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Man, No, I had I heard a conspiracy theory re
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  Speaker 1: shaving cream, which was that it's true that my designed
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  Speaker 1: to blunt your razor, that the actual compounds and actually
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  Speaker 1: blunt your razor blade.
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  Speaker 2: Well, to be honest with you, it's probably true. Because
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  Speaker 2: what I'm sort of learning i'm doing, I'll probably go
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  Speaker 2: down conspiracy holes. It's quite fun, quite fun. Something you
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  Speaker 2: don't do it well. One thing I know, though, is
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  Speaker 2: even if you start believing any of this ship, you
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  Speaker 2: just don't tell anyone yes, because even if it is right,
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  Speaker 2: you just look like a fucking mad bastard. Yeah, quite
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  Speaker 2: fun some of them. And one of them is, for example,
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  Speaker 2: but this is a true one, is that the shampoos
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  Speaker 2: that you buy off the shell have an ingredient in
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  Speaker 2: it that makes your hair fall out, right, okay, And
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  Speaker 2: then they also sell the same companies also sell stuff
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  Speaker 2: that helps you keep your hair in. But the only
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  Speaker 2: reason your here is falling out is because they put
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  Speaker 2: the ship into the shampoo we're is making your hair
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  Speaker 2: for Really, isn't that crazy? Is that true? Though? No,
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  Speaker 2: that's true?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like true, true, true true, Yeah, like part because
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  Speaker 3: what you.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of think about, what you think to yourself as
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  Speaker 2: why would they do that? And the reason why they
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  Speaker 2: do that is because all they give a fuck about
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  Speaker 2: is making as much money as they possibly can, and
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  Speaker 2: that's all they do care about. They're not like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we better not do it. They're like, let's fucking do it,
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  Speaker 2: because we can do whatever we want. What about that
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  Speaker 2: is straight up and they can't be charged with anything.
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  Speaker 2: What it's like I use even my shampoo, I use
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  Speaker 2: head and shoulders. Haha. Procter and Gamble make that Keysy.
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  Speaker 2: Procter and Gamble are those saints. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I don't wash my hair.
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  Speaker 2: See that's the thing. But this is the other thing.
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  Speaker 2: Do you need to wash your hair? Well, humans for
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  Speaker 2: thousands of years didn't. Yes, that's right, exactly right. There's
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  Speaker 2: a guy I was banging on. You have rose mirry,
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  Speaker 2: some rosemary and a spray bottle. When you spray that
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  Speaker 2: on there, and that does as much as you need
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  Speaker 2: it to do.
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  Speaker 1: Or a squirt you know, a lemon, Lemon.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Big Show week days from four on radio
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  Speaker 3: Hiarchym They Big Show Podcast of Lemons.
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  Speaker 2: That's a little bit of creep.
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  Speaker 1: It's really interesting though, because that is well. I would
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  Speaker 1: wash my hair at most once a month. And I've
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  Speaker 1: always been told by makeup artists et cetera, et cetera
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  Speaker 1: that I've got really healthy here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's healthy. Yeah, so you know, and it's got
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  Speaker 2: its own oils in it, Jason, the shampooed there, it
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  Speaker 2: strips out the oils on your dead skin.
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  Speaker 1: Here, my wife, ye got your name cess over it
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, just don't wash your here, man.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on.
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  Speaker 3: So you wash your hair once a month at most,
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  Speaker 3: and you're the same Mike, and you put product in
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  Speaker 3: your hair every now and then and you just don't
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  Speaker 3: wash it out or you just water goes here and
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  Speaker 3: that's it. What product is it? Is it like a
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  Speaker 3: water based thing that can be washed out?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? It right, But then that ship's probably done good
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  Speaker 2: for it either, But I look sick though I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't put product in my hair either. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a fill fit.
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  Speaker 2: Just seal it in sealing the flavor. We should ever, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we should see what kind of conspiracy theories we can drama.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, some good ones around.
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  Speaker 1: It's interesting too, you know when I won't name names,
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  Speaker 1: but when mates start posting stuff and you go, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, well he's not here at the moment, so
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was safe, but you know where it's like,
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  Speaker 1: oh far out. And my wife has mates that seemed
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  Speaker 1: here stuff all the time, and she's like.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a general rule. If it's sent to
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  Speaker 3: you on Facebook, you should dis credit it. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 3: whenever I get sent something on Facebook, it's usually something
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 2: You know. Yes, I'm glad I'm not on Facebook. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Facebook, I never go on it.
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  Speaker 3: Can you post a status on Today's show, just as
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  Speaker 3: on your private Facebook? Just a status saying what you're
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  Speaker 3: up to?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Because no one posts, hasn't posted, like, no one posts
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  Speaker 3: statuses for the last like ten years. Oh really that stops. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because it's just the thing you post with, like an
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  Speaker 3: opinion or something.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So if you just.
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  Speaker 3: Posted pretty cold in Auckland today and then Jason Hoyd
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  Speaker 3: is feeling cold or something, oh I'm cold face now
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  Speaker 3: that I've had a shave. Yeah, yeah, just had a
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  Speaker 3: shave man cold lips hashtag.
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  Speaker 1: But but my question is why, just to see how
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  Speaker 1: much interaction it would get, because I haven't seen someone
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  Speaker 1: do a status in years. I always forget too, of
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  Speaker 1: course when you post on Instagram and stuff, and I
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  Speaker 1: know it doesn't have to, but it goes to Facebook
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  Speaker 1: as well.
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  Speaker 2: On your story, yeah, yours doesn does. He doesn't set
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  Speaker 2: up obviously at some pointimes.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I remember to go, oh, that's right, I'll shut
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  Speaker 1: that one off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, I'm on Facebook, and then I and then
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  Speaker 3: I see at the top it's like your friend's stories
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  Speaker 3: and it's a story of me. Jase has taken in
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  Speaker 3: the Cordy Lounge without tagging me in it. So I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know that this is out there, and it's
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  Speaker 3: him just being oh caze, he's a bit tired, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Hoo? Yeah? So why is this on Facebook? Good content?
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  Speaker 1: Very good content?
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  Speaker 2: Really, And you've got to work till what time tonight?
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  Speaker 3: Man, late man, because you'll leave here at seven years
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  Speaker 3: and so you're gonna be out there like eight.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think the Rappers midnight, right, it maybe
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  Speaker 1: a bit later.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's going to be a bit later. I
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  Speaker 2: think it'll give me one of the lines of dialogue. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: I can't not even one. No, learned it? Yeah? One line?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: In the liners it with Shane Shane was the killer?
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  Speaker 1: Okay night there really good wow.
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  Speaker 3: So obviously at some point in that episode you say
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  Speaker 3: good night to someone, Well, it's either he's saying good
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  Speaker 3: night or somebody's asked in what time of day somebody
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  Speaker 3: was killed and he says night.
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  Speaker 2: In which case delivery easy. Now we don't know, we
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 3: We just don't know who was it though? In this
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  Speaker 3: episode was a you that killed the person.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not be having this conversation. I don't what my
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  Speaker 1: agent sertenly getting in touch with me. Yeah, busting my balls.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: That's good promo, man, check it out. It's you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know you can say that at the moment.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: You didn't take any of those hints, did you during
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: that conversation. I can't even say why you can't be
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  Speaker 2: on acting stuff me? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Well the pugs to beat that out? There was at
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  Speaker 3: the thirty second nine minutes thirty Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that out. I'm also sure it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what I'll do is I'll say another show now,
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  Speaker 3: just to throw them off the set.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: Short Street Country calendar. Nice.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: God, just added massively to my stress. Now there's a
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: there's a program for today show fellows if you want it.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: How many cheese chocolate? How many scenes have you got? Man?
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• 10:31
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• 10:34
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  Speaker 2: Just check it out. It's bloody good.
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  Speaker 1: Don't