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KSI _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _514(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Some new tour dates to tell you about Long Beach, California,
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  Speaker 1: July 10th, Los Angeles, July 11th, Bethel, New York, July 31st, Albany,
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  Speaker 1: New York on August 1st, Las Vegas, Nevada, July 5th
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  Speaker 1: and 6th, Bangor, Maine, August 9th, Bend, Oregon, Spokane, Portland, Maine,
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  Speaker 1: and Oregon. A lot of places, um, Go check them
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  Speaker 1: out at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. And thank you to anybody
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  Speaker 1: that's come out in support and seen the show and
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: just can't even believe it. And I'll see you guys there, baby.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Praise God, baby gang. Today's guest is a renaissance man,
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  Speaker 1: to say the least. He's a YouTuber, content creator, entertainer, boxer, promoter, musician.
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  Speaker 1: He's a boss. in his industry and it keeps expanding.
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  Speaker 1: He's now a co-owner of Prime Sports Drink and I'm
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  Speaker 1: grateful to sit down with him today here in the London,
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  Speaker 1: Great Britain. Today's guest is Mr.
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  Speaker 2: KSI.
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  Speaker 1: I'll sit and tell you my story. Shine on me.
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  Speaker 1: And I will find a song.
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  Speaker 2: I will sing it just for you.
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  Speaker 1: How are you, bro? How are you finding England?
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  Speaker 3: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: How are you finding England? Oh, I'm finding it, um... Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: probably one of the best audiences I ever had over
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  Speaker 1: in Manchester, actually. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty wild over there.
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  Speaker 1: They were. Everybody. Yeah, just laughing. Like the last week
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  Speaker 1: of school where you're just hoping you can convince the teacher,
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  Speaker 1: like you have four more days to convince the teacher
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  Speaker 1: you were good the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: They were just on it. Oh, they were just locked in, man.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Because, yeah, some places it's kind of different. Like Ireland,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you're like, because they speak English, but they kind
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  Speaker 1: of barely, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like a different language. Even in Scotland
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  Speaker 2: as well, it can be quite hard. Have you ever
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  Speaker 2: met a Scouser? No, I've seen Paddy Pimblitt. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: pretty much that, but in Liverpool it can be really aggressive.
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  Speaker 1: Paddy Pimblitt kind of reminds me of the most violent Beatle,
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  Speaker 1: like if he were one of the Beatles, you know?
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  Speaker 2: It would be like Ringo, McCartney. Oh, I thought you
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  Speaker 2: meant an actual Beatle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Yeah, but this is showing my age. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a different, yeah. So we're back to Bugs. They
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  Speaker 1: were one of the most famous bands in the world
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  Speaker 1: for a bit. Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they've kind of, I guess they have maybe fallen off.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I can say that. But fuck,
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  Speaker 1: they're the Beatles, man. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, do those type of eyes ever fall off?
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  Speaker 1: I guess so. That's a good question. Have the Beatles
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  Speaker 1: fallen off?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, technically, yes. But if you said that, like,
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  Speaker 2: surely you're getting riots at your front door.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think, yeah, there would be some
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  Speaker 1: people definitely run to their windows in Liverpool and scoff
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, you know? Yeah, scoff. Yeah, like, that's one thing, like,
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  Speaker 1: even being... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like a woman
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  Speaker 1: just will touch, even though her button's already buttoned, she'll
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  Speaker 1: touch it one more time just to make sure. Oh
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: my God. How dare he? That's one thing that's crazy
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  Speaker 1: about being over here is just like, seeing where like
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: america started you know okay and seeing like how like
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more technical things are and people have
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more respect for how they communicate with
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  Speaker 1: each other it seems like at least in london.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah no i feel like it's coming obviously i feel
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  Speaker 2: like if you go up to a normal person like
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  Speaker 2: just walking down the road and you go oh good
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  Speaker 2: morning everyone would be like what the fuck are you
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  Speaker 2: doing Here in London? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. That would be like, that was one of
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  Speaker 1: the weirdest things you've ever done. Don't talk to me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like in America, it happens all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was in North Carolina a few weeks ago
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  Speaker 2: and people would just compliment on what.
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  Speaker 1: I was wearing.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what the, this is weird. But in England,
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  Speaker 2: if I complimented, oh, I was there like, oh, nice shoes.
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  Speaker 2: You're there like, I'm getting robbed, aren't I?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: That's how it is. But at least they're properly robbing you. Like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to let you know you have nice shoes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to take them. They're mine now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like there's at least a protocol of violence here. Okay. Well,
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  Speaker 1: in America, is there no protocol? It's just willy nilly.
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It's just bang, bang. Yeah. Even if you like. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy because they'll even have like the telephones like
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  Speaker 1: at the Apple store will be tethered, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But at the gun place, you can just, you know.
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  Speaker 1: You can, they're not even tied down, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: You would think.
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  Speaker 2: Well, apparently you don't even need ID for guns. But
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  Speaker 2: you have to at least, you have to, you have
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  Speaker 2: to be able to say, yes, I need it. You
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  Speaker 2: have to answer a couple of questions. You can say yes.
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  Speaker 2: If you can say yes, you're blessed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they have one sign. It's like, you have to
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  Speaker 1: be this tall to own a gun, but it's very short. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's very short. So you can have like a five-year-old
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  Speaker 1: who's just there like- A tall five-year-old.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. A small- I know how to use one
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  Speaker 1: of these. I love it.
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  Speaker 2: America's amazing, man. I've been there so many times.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, it's a pleasure to see you, man. One of
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  Speaker 1: the best content creators and entertainers in England. And a
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  Speaker 1: business guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, it's crazy. It's funny
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  Speaker 1: because England is so small. Oh, it is?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean- It is, yeah. But so mighty though.
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  Speaker 1: Compared to America.
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  Speaker 2: Like if you said that exact same phrase, but in America, everyone's.
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  Speaker 1: There like, yo, that's sick.
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  Speaker 2: But in England, it's like, bro, like France is bigger
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  Speaker 2: than England. Oh yeah, sorry dude.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it's fine. I don't know, honestly. But out
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  Speaker 1: of England.
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  Speaker 2: I don't take myself seriously, so it's fine. Out of
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: England and over the world.
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  Speaker 1: When you look at like business stuff, was there like,
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: were there some small choices you made along the way
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  Speaker 1: in your career? that you were like, oh, wow, that
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  Speaker 1: was bigger than I thought? Or were there things that
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  Speaker 1: you kind of passed up where you're like, maybe that
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  Speaker 1: was a learning curve? Because you guys get thrown so
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  Speaker 1: many products. I mean, people come at me with all
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  Speaker 1: types of stuff, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, like do these Band-Aids or something and do these
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  Speaker 2: neck braces.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I'm not even hurt or anything, and they
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  Speaker 1: want you to.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest, I say no a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get so many things thrown at me. Something
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  Speaker 2: to do with lube. You know, create my own lube. Really?
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  Speaker 1: It could be a good idea, but I'm just there like, why?
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  Speaker 1: For the autos or no? For the... For autos or
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  Speaker 1: for sex, you mean?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you mean.
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  Speaker 1: Or for like, is it a lube for mechanics?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Like an engineering type of... Like a... No, no, for sex. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Yeah. Now, if you could do a dual lube, man.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, if you're- It works
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  Speaker 1: for both. Yeah, just, yeah. Hey, this tire's not turning.
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  Speaker 1: Neither is this woman. So you could like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think if you could leverage that, now that's.
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  Speaker 2: A really- Yeah, you know what? You might be onto something.
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  Speaker 2: But why me?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, dude. But you're a multi, you can
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  Speaker 1: do a lot. Yeah, I guess I do many things.
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  Speaker 1: You do many things, that's it. Bouncing to music to-
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  Speaker 1: It's more lovable sex these days. Oh, that's fun. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like tickling each other until somebody comes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Whereas before it was like, oh, I need to show
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  Speaker 2: that I'm the dog, that I'm the alpha.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I've never, I've always come from the approach
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  Speaker 1: of I'm not good at sex. So that, so then
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  Speaker 1: when you do well, people are like, wow. Look what
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  Speaker 1: he did. I'm pleasantly surprised. Oh yeah, definitely. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know you could do that. I've had some real Billy
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  Speaker 1: Elliot moments in the bedroom. I don't know who Billy
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  Speaker 1: Elliot is. Sorry. No worries, man. He's a famous... What
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  Speaker 1: is he? He's like a famous... He was like a
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  Speaker 1: kid in... Who was Billy Elliot? Can we bring him up?
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  Speaker 1: He was a famous dancer, kind of. Yeah, he's a
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  Speaker 1: famous ballerina, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Ballerina. And the kids were like, he's... Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He was like a famous ballerina out of where? He's
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  Speaker 1: from the UK, I think. Wow. And his dad and
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  Speaker 1: everybody was like, hey, hey, what are they doing?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: But then he said, yeah, he ended up just being
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  Speaker 2: like the best ballerina or whatever. And at the end,
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  Speaker 2: his dad hugged him or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute. Bought him a sandwich or something. something
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  Speaker 1: very loving you.
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  Speaker 2: Know yeah yeah that's it's it's not what you want
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  Speaker 2: well it's just like people are like oh this dude
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  Speaker 2: like if this guy shows up and does well you're
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: like wow wow here's a sandwich yeah it's not the
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: ball maybe that's what the movie's about i don't think
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  Speaker 2: i watched it yeah fair.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. But were there choices of things that
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  Speaker 1: you did like pass up where you were like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that was smart. Like at the time I couldn't see it.
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  Speaker 1: Like just because like having vision like that is interesting
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  Speaker 1: and important, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I can tell you a bad situation
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  Speaker 2: where I decided to do this video with some Asian
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  Speaker 2: content creator. It was, I don't know why I did it. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I did know why I did it because I got
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: asked to do it for about like 5K at the time.
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  Speaker 2: And for me back then was huge.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: So I'd just be in this video and I had
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: to like collect balls while being attached to him. So
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: I was also in like, lycra or is or or
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  Speaker 2: just like a really tight morph suit okay and uh
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  Speaker 2: we had to just be attached to each other and
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  Speaker 2: collect balls.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds very pull billy elliott back up again if
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  Speaker 1: you will i think so now we've each had um
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  Speaker 1: so that was.
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  Speaker 2: The one i probably regret I'm sure if you look
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  Speaker 2: hard on the internet, you'll be able to find.
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  Speaker 1: Find some?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a group. They had a dude. They
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  Speaker 1: tried to get me to do wheelchairs. A buddy of
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  Speaker 1: mine made like a new style of wheelchair. You know
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  Speaker 1: they have wheelchairs here in England? You know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah, yeah. We have wheelchairs in England.
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  Speaker 4: Like that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if sometimes they have it differently, but.
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  Speaker 1: What they have it different? Sure, okay, yeah. Well, people
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  Speaker 1: here are more like even Tiny Tim. He's like a
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  Speaker 1: famous British guy. Kid from the Christmas movie, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about or whatever? Tiny Tim. And he's
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: on crutches, right? Like, he wasn't in a wheelchair. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: that's what my brain is thinking. Okay, oh, fair. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right. So, yeah, you guys seem like you have
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more, like, at least I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: do the crutches. Whereas in America, we're kind of lazy.
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  Speaker 1: We're like, oh, dude, you know. Oh, okay, fair. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I hear you. But, yeah, my buddy, I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to help him out. He had, like, this prosthetics business
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  Speaker 1: and wheelchair business. And so, you know, I did a
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  Speaker 1: couple of photo shoots in, like, some wheelchairs and shit.
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  Speaker 1: But then people were like, well, you're not even– You're
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  Speaker 1: like faking being, you're not disabled or whatever. So people
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  Speaker 1: got very upset about it.
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  Speaker 2: So how do you feel about actors having to be,
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  Speaker 2: let's say if they had to be disabled and they
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  Speaker 2: weren't actually disabled, do you think they should or shouldn't?
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  Speaker 1: I'd be pissed if I'm watching the commercial for it, right?
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  Speaker 1: And then at the end the guy gets up and
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  Speaker 1: walks off out of the chair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be a little bit like, well, that's a magic chair.
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  Speaker 1: I love.
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  Speaker 2: What he's having. Yeah, I love what he's having. That
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  Speaker 2: sounds great. So maybe like, yeah, I don't know. That
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  Speaker 2: was just something interesting.
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  Speaker 1: But then there's a guy, a friend of mine who's
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  Speaker 1: a comedian in the States. He told me one time,
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: the one thing you can always say is just no.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you don't know what to do, then just
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: say no. Because you're probably okay where you're at. And
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  Speaker 1: then you can figure it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I feel like I've got quite far by
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  Speaker 2: just saying no. I mean, obviously, I'm glad I said
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  Speaker 2: yes to Prime. Yeah, I feel like that was definitely
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  Speaker 2: a dub.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, man. It's unbelievable. I mean, that's something
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  Speaker 1: like that. Does something like that change your life to
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  Speaker 1: like a different perspective even for yourself? I mean, that's remarkable.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't think it's changed me as a person,
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  Speaker 2: but it's changed my lifestyle. Yeah, I just have a
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  Speaker 2: lot more private jets now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. More private jets. More lunch.
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  Speaker 2: More lunch. I'm able to relax a lot more. I'm
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: able to just, you know, not worry about too much.
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  Speaker 2: Look after the family, et cetera. Like, yeah, it's just,
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  Speaker 2: now it's like, I can really just do what I want. Whereas,
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  Speaker 2: you know, before Prime, I'm still like, I was still
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: able to do what I want, but like I had
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  Speaker 2: to be more strategic, et cetera, and just, I guess,
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  Speaker 2: play the game a bit more.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, congrats, man. No, thank you, man. It's valued
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  Speaker 1: at billions of dollars, that company.
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  Speaker 2: It's taken us a lot of hard work to get
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  Speaker 2: to that point. I think people don't realize, because you
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: see people trying to replicate left, right, and center, just
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  Speaker 2: the marketing you have to do. Especially the first year,
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  Speaker 2: we traveled so much from... America to Europe, to, you know,
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  Speaker 2: all these different places just to promote.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Like day after day, like just doing appearances.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. And just doing PR left, right. And center
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  Speaker 2: just to constantly get prime in people's faces. Like it's,
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  Speaker 2: it was intense and like, it's quite draining on the body,
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  Speaker 2: but like, you know, we knew the vision, we knew
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  Speaker 2: we had a product that was going to fly, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it tastes great and you know, it's bad than our competitors.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah. My nephew has two primes before he goes
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: to sleep. Okay, yeah. And he's doing pretty good. He
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: has his dreams, he said, are pretty good. Okay. So
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  Speaker 1: I think that's why he enjoys it as like kind
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  Speaker 1: of a dream enhancer. But he's kind of a unique kid.
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  Speaker 1: But I think he's only about eight or nine.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But, yeah, he'll put away some prime before bed. That's true. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's just wild when something like that happens.
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  Speaker 1: And people don't see how much has to go into it,
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  Speaker 1: how many like just places you have to show up at, appearances. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Whose plan was Prime? Was it just you guys had
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: come together and thought about it?
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  Speaker 2: So Logan came to me and he was like, oh,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: you know, I've got this idea with two other guys
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  Speaker 2: that we work with when it comes to Prime. And
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: he was like, yeah, we should try and work together.
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  Speaker 2: So I was there like, all right, first of all,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: you know, we were first in a boxing match. So
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I remember. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Chill, bro.
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  Speaker 2: But, you know, I was there like I wanted to
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: like get, you know, really understand the product. you know,
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  Speaker 2: know who the other two guys were and just really
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: understand everything. And, you know, at first I was a
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: bit unsure. You know, I tried the product, the product
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  Speaker 2: was fine. I was like, oh, it tastes really good.
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  Speaker 2: And then, yeah, we just went with it. So it's crazy.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Do we actually have like a prime?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I can... Oh, okay. Well, have you ever had one?
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I've had one. Oh, okay. But no, it's, you can see.
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  Speaker 2: Um, I think it's at the bottom where it says, um,
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  Speaker 2: made by the prime team. So it was going to
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: be KSI and Logan, but because I left just before
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: the launch, uh, they changed it to the prime team.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So you have to fight your way back in
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: or did you just.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. They, they definitely were like,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: We want you back in. We want you back in.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: We need this.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, yeah. So, wow, that's crazy. You were that close.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: This close to being, like, no to Prime.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Wow. Very, like, crazy. And what was it? Was it
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: just a feeling? Did you, like, pray about it one night?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: You were like, I'm going to see how I feel tomorrow? Or, like,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: you're just going to trust your instincts a little more?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Because that's crazy, dude. That's crazy to be... Because I've
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: been close on little things where you're like... Nothing like Prime, but,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: you know, different opportunities where, like, this doesn't feel right and... Yeah. No,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: it was just.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: you know, there was just a few things that were
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: happening and I was just like, oh, I wasn't too sure.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: And then once those things got rectified, I was like, yeah,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I'm all in.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: That's fucking incredible. Congratulations. Thank you. Yeah. Cause to then
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: create a product that does so well, that's like, yeah,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: that's after you have some success, it feels like that's
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: what everybody tries to get you to do. Yeah.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Do this toothpaste, do this, you know? Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I get people wanting me to do everything. Yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: It's just going to be like prime. It's just, you know,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: it's going to be hard to replicate something like Prime.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and why would you? Yeah, I mean, it would
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: be silly. But people are always trying to get me, like, yeah,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: do these knee braces. A lot of stuff for me
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: is like... Knee brace? Or like, pull up a knee
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: brace if you can, brother.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: You guys have them here? Do you have bad knees? No.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: But it's just the kind of shit you get approached with,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: you know? Being in this movie, I look at these
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: action knee braces, they were called, and I'm like, well,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: first of all, If somebody's in a knee brace, should
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: they be action knee braces? You know what I'm saying?
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Like they're already not doing it. Why would they come
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: to you for it? I think I don't know. I
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: think I'm on some email list or something. Okay, wow.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: But I get hit up with a lot of this shit.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Neck braces. Okay. Do you get into injuries a lot? No.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I feel like something like that would be great for jackass.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Yes. That's a good call. Yeah, like, okay, they get
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: injured a lot. Here's them selling a knee brace or
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: a neck brace.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: So I got to get a new agent or whatever.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I've had some pretty bad offers.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: But what else was I thinking about, dude? Oh, yeah,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: it's been interesting being over here. You know, I like
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: London way more than I thought I was going to. Okay.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Like yesterday, we just got to walk around and just
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: see what it was like. Well, did you get recognized
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: a lot? Yeah, you meet a lot of people here. Oh, sick.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Were people asking you like, oh, do something funny? Do
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: you get that a lot as a comedian?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I want to take photos, usually just photo or say something.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Sometimes somebody wants to share, like maybe they had an
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: experience that you've talked about on podcasting because we talk
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: about a lot of just regular life stuff on there.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: And so sometimes you'll have people say, hey, man, you know,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: this is an experience that was going on in my
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: life and it was similar to yours and stuff. And
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: sometimes that's the toughest part about popularity in some ways
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: is you used to have more time for that kind
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: of thing, you know, but now you could run into
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: somebody on every block And you could spend your whole
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: day kind of like listening to someone's story. story. So
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: you have to just try and manage your best, you know,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I think in dealing with that.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Would you say, I mean, this might be deep, but
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: do you think popularity is a prison?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a responsibility thing. It's interesting. It's
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: kind of an escape room, maybe. Okay. Because I think
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: you can figure out how to manage it, but I
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: think it surprises you. There's different levels of it. You're like, okay,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: people see me now, and then it's kind of fun,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: and then there's times where I think it gets kind
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: of scary. Yeah, yeah. And I'm sure at your level,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: you get to the point where you almost, you have
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: to fly private because you couldn't cause a scene somewhere. Well,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: it's just because it'd be easier.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. right that's what i mean like for me i
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: a lot of times i do things just to make
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: my life as easy as possible yeah because i mean
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: you know i can easily take an economy flight left
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: right center like i probably will when i have a
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: kid because i don't want them to think oh you
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: know pjs are the yeah like i wouldn't want my
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: child thinking you know all these crazy things that I do. Yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: that kid's going to be on a mule's back. Fucking
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: kid's taking the slow way, brother. Yeah, we're taking a bus.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we are, brother. We're going to walk. Kids are
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: going to be like, why are all these people just staring.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: At us all the time? Dad, why do I have this?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Why am I in this wheelchair? We're slowing it down, son.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Go through it. But no, I think that popularity, it's interesting. Yeah.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, would you trade, if you could keep your finances,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: would you? trade your popularity, you think?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, 100%.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Wow, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: If I could just keep all the money I have
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: and not be famous, I'd do that easily.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's crazy.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Like, you get a lot of people who have a
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: lot of money, want fame, and I don't think they
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: realize that it's a lot of responsibility because you have
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: so many people that look up to you. And as
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: a human being, you're going to fuck up. Yeah. So
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: as soon as you fuck up, bro, the onslaught, the mob,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: it's just... it's so much to deal with and then
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: to then have to you know rectify it and fix
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: it and show the world that you know you are
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: human and that you're going to improve and learn from
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: your mistakes etc yeah it's a lot man it goes
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: you know i've gone through that so many times you
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: know like where i've messed up so many times because
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: it's just i'm yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Once you had a product that was a bigger because
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: then it's almost a responsibility that your behavior could even
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: affect the- Exactly. That has to be a whole nother
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: different thing. Yeah, yeah. So, like, imagine if Prime was
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: on the stock market.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And, you know, I don't know. Like, I said
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: something that just pissed off a load of people. Yeah,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: like a bunch of Arsenal fans or something. Well- If
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: you pissed off a bunch of, like, yeah, like- No, what? Like, no,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I support Arsenal, so- Oh, you do?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Okay. Or, like, yeah, a bunch of, like, Manchester United fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, like- Imagine they just plummet my stock because
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: of it. I have to be so careful. I have
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: to be so like, oh, everyone is great. I have
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: no real opinion.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. It's weird because you kind of trade a
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: part of you. More of you gets traded away in
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a way. Yeah, yeah, exactly. If that makes sense. Yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: not trying to complain about things, but trying to see.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It's interesting having a life where in your life you
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: have some popularity. or you have fame, it's just interesting
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: to even see what it's like. Not that it's, even
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: if it's happening to you, it's just, you're still, it's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: interesting to be like, okay, this is what this is like.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: But don't get me wrong, there are pros as well.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: If I, let's say I want to go to a
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: restaurant and it's fully booked, I hit up my PA
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden there's a slot.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: That's the benefit of being having fame.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: It gives you opportunities, more opportunities.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: But then I guess if you have a load of money,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: you can just buy the restaurant and then it's always free.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: No matter what.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point, dude. What else was I
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: thinking about, man? I wanted to ask you, you know
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: with haircuts, I know this is super random. Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: So do you have a guy that you always go to? No,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I have a woman sometimes And then I'll cut my
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: own hair too Depending on what kind of time of
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: year it is In the fall, I'm more likely to
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: let a woman This lovely hair cutter lady I know
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: cut it In the spring, I tend to cut my
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: own hair You cut your own hair? Yeah, I'll just
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: cut my own, you know Cut it, lift it, cut
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: it How'd you do that? Oh yeah, it's easy You
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: just kind of pull it straight, cut it, and then
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: you do the same as many places as you can,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Surely, like, it's a bit all over the place. Oh,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: it doesn't look great. But, you know, but you've done it,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. And I enjoy it because I'm in the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: kind of guy where I'll be looking in the mirror, like,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I need a haircut right now. Okay. And so I'll
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: want to get it together.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Damn. It stressed me out. So, basically, I have a
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: guy that I always go to.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Really? But, yeah, like, always. His name's F. One of
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: the best.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: barbers of all mankind but I was in North Carolina
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: and I decided like fuck my hair is fucked right
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: now I'm gonna get a haircut and I just apparently
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: well not apparently I did get a barber in North
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Carolina and he fucked me up man oh fuck man
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: well I don't know like so normally with my bandana
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: like You don't normally see this, but like, it is just,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: it's a mess, bro. Like, even at the back as well.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I was talking to Steve. Steve was there like, bro,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: he fucked you up, man.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck. Like, in the back. And I was just like, man. So, yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: There's so much crime over there. There's so much black
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: on black crime.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I can't believe he did that to me, man. And
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: it's just, yeah. Yeah. No, he's there to ruin my life. Yeah. So,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I have to wait for this to grow out.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: And until then, I'm just getting blasted online. Everyone's there like, bro,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: your hairline's receding.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Let it go. Oh, yeah, bro.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, it's not. It's the barber. He's
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: fucked me up, man. Just leave me alone.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Long day.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Just leave me alone, man. Bro, my fan base is savage. Like,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: they ride or die. Like, they will protect me from
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Antarctica to fucking Nadia.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Poland, yeah. Um, why Poland? Well, I was just trying
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: to think of another place on the globe. Yeah. I
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: wish I had picked a different one, but yeah, I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: just picked Poland.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: So let's move on.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: But then you get some, some like segments of my
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: fan base that are into like, for example, fan fiction. Yeah.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Have you fan fiction? No, I'm not familiar with it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: So it's where your fan base like create scenarios for you.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: So for some reason, my scenarios are always me just
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: doing sexual things with my friends. Oh, yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Who are all men. Oh, wow. Okay. So being gay
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, people are. Well, you've never had fan fiction.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I've never had. I've never. You've never had someone go, oh, yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: check this out. Send it. send you a whole story
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: of Theo Vaughn. No, it's just like a romantic story?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just ragdolling something.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: And some man? Am I in prison? No, it could
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: be anything. Like one of your best friends.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. My best friend just got married. You shagging
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Bobby Lee. Oh, wow.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: That would be easy, I feel like. First of all, Wait, what?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: He's very easy to catch. He can't escape. He doesn't
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: have any... 80% of his body is just kind of
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: gristle and kind of like mild joy and carbohydrates, I
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: feel like. I don't think he would be able to
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: get away. So he'd be more like a pincushion of
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: a man. He'd just be like, oh, it's gone then.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: You've caught me. Yeah. He'd be like, oh, you caught me. Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: But he would wear a bra or something. Bobby is
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: a very- I've actually worked with him. No way. I've
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: been in a movie with him. What? What movie was it?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Lady in America. Oh, wow. You can get it on Netflix.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Please don't watch it. It's terrible. It's terrible, huh? Yeah,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: but he was fantastic in it. Yeah, he's charming. He
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: was very funny. He's like the last scallop. He's almost
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: like- Why? He kind of has a scallop look. He's
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: like the William Wallace of scallops, you know? He's like,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like he has a very, he's something you'd
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: get at like a fancy Asian bistro, like if you
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: knew the maitre d' or whatever, you know? They'd open
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: up the dish and he would just be sitting there
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: in a little, you know, just like in a little birdbath.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Slap him up. Yes. He's like the kind of guy
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I think that gets kind of railed in prison around
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: the holidays, you know? He's like kind of a seasonal
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: treat of a man. Well, after holidays, they're like, ah, nah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, no. Don't feel like anymore, man. Get
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: over that. Yeah, that's why, at least till after Halloween.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: God that's amazing man he's uh yeah i love getting
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: to be around him man yeah that's one thing that's
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: been nice about like podcasting in the states is just
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: so many different types of folks you know yeah even
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: getting to come over here man getting to talk to
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: you yeah um We had Ed Sheeran came in the
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: other day. Oh, wow.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And Louis Thoreau is going to come in.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, sick. How was Ed? Pretty excited. Ed was great. Yeah,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Ed is just such a cool guy.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: He's a professional.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. He's just been doing it for so long, man.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: He's just a damn just... He's just like a nice,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: like a comfortable cloud on a sunny day.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just know, like, if you had, like,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: a dinner with him, it'd just be.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: great everything's fine yeah yeah the silverware everything's gonna be
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: in the right spot session going on you know that could.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Be a war going on it doesn't matter nope yeah
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: you could be like yeah like you could and if
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: you died right there he would just start singing and
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: then it's your funeral yeah yeah with him everything is
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: possible you know yeah yeah he's like the best musical
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: instrument yeah but yeah that guy's exceptional man imagine a
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: burglary at your home You probably think it's nighttime and
• 30:51
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• 30:53
  Speaker 1: What's he doing? He hasn't shaved in a while and
• 30:55
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• 30:58
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• 31:01
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• 31:05
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• 33:58
  Speaker 1: of what it's like. Are you in tune, I guess,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: with the UK YouTube scene? Not a ton.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: But I've followed over the years Roman Atwood, when that
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: kind of started. Wait, you what? Remember when he was
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  Speaker 1: like a- Wait, UK YouTube scene. But no, no, he's
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  Speaker 1: not in it, but I was just, no, but I- Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I follow like the American YouTube scene. That's not the
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  Speaker 1: UK YouTube scene. Yeah, so no. Yeah. Yeah, sorry, dude.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Let me back up my wheelchair. Okay. All right, so
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: would you know people like The Sidemen? The Sidemen, yeah.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: The Sidemen is a- It's like Minter, who else is
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: somebody that's in it? Some of the guys I've seen.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? You know Simon Minter? Did you see
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: his Soccer Aid performance? Was that with Sketch and the boys?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: That you guys just did?
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: So that was Beta Squad. So there's a thing called
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Soccer Aid. Have you ever heard of it?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's like a charity event. Exactly the same.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: But there was a lot of promotion for Simon. He
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: was basically like the poster boy for Socrates.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Bring him up. Yeah, yeah. He was just everywhere. Let's
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: get a peek at him, huh?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Judge him.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Well, Simon Minter.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: So he was actually, he actually played in the last game.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: We should bring up his highlights. And did he do
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: pretty swell?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, we can watch. Yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah. Like,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: he's a very, very good footballer.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Like, when it comes to charity matches like that we've done,
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: we've done sidemen charity matches that get so many views,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: you know, left, right, and center.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: He's always scoring left, right, and center. Oh, he's the best.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's insane. Always scoring hat-tricks. He scored at the
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: halfway line at one point. That's, you know, the football pitch.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: The middle part.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: This is him right here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: looks healthy as well. So, if you type in Well, click.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: He's a pretty clean looking male, huh? It doesn't seem
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: to be there. Basically. So apparently, allegedly he's good. He
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: didn't do anything. So, yeah. So he came on the
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: pitch last 20 minutes and hardly touched the ball.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, why?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it's just because they didn't give him the ball.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So he was a very good player, but we
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: didn't get to see much. And do you guys, is
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Sidemen in a league or it's just occasional, you put
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: it together? No, Sidemen is like a YouTube group. Right,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: it's a gang kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except we
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: don't kill anyone.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Or sell drugs. But is there beef? We sell much. Okay.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: There has been beef. Like with who? Like Joe Joyce
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and those boys? No, no, no. Like the Travelers? You
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: ever take on them?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I fought one of them. You fought
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: one of the Travelers? Well, Tommy Fury. Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: But he's kind of like a fanciest traveler there is.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: A fancy traveler. I think he's definitely, he's the most traveled. Yeah,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, fair. But I'm talking about, you know
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? Those videos you always see all
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: the time. Bring up Joe Joyce and the Travelers and
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: them boys down there in Manchester, bub. Is Joe Joyce
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: a traveler? Yeah, Joe Joyce is a traveler. As in, like,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: the guy with the iron chin. Yeah. You come on in, eh?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, you've been talking shit in your... Those guys in
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: the parking lot all the time. That sounds like.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Cousin Patrick McGinley. You're a pedophile back from the Bugs
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: of Ireland. Well, listen, you get no private fight. You
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: accepted my challenge last night. You said you'd come box
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: me in Bolton this morning. I've been here since half
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: past seven, you dirty bug man's bastard.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I beat you, Barney. So get yourself out of fucking Appleby.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: What do you fucking breathe? You've got 70, 80 men there.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. You guys, Prime should be sponsoring this. Yeah, yeah.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Get rid of that Lukey's ape.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: By the way.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Put a Prime in there.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Put a Prime in his hand.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. These guys are great.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, these are very intense.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: It's just families for years that have been fighting and
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: making these videos.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, did you see the guy who... Have you ever
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: been involved with these guys? Luckily, no.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: I tend to stay away from all of that. I
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: feel like it's a lot of work. Oh, yeah, but
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: that's an easy promo video. I mean, that guy cut
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: that in two, three minutes in a parking lot.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: No budget.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Do I need that in my life?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I just think if you
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: started promoting that sort of thing, could that be the
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: next thing?
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I think it'd be very... weird
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: if we start promoting that with Sidemen.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: But if it were Sidemen versus Trav, like, just straight
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: up real deal Joe Joyce grandchildren Trav. I think I'd
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: be able to hold my own, but I feel like
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: the others would fail tremendously.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I think it'd be interesting to watch, though. Yeah. When
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: you look at like, cause a lot of like celebrity
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: fighting started, um, like Muhammad Ali did it a long
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: time ago. I know. Yeah.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: And then they had, uh, George Foreman.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: George Foreman did it. So it's been, did you kind
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: of get those ideas from that? Or was it just
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: something you guys were like, that was a world you
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: wanted to get into?
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Um, I think because of us just entering the world
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: in general with the whole YouTubers thing, like me firing
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Joe Weather, then logan paul etc it just made sense
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: to create our own organization misfits where you know i
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: feel like the name is perfect for it misfits it's
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: just it's different to everything and it's its own thing
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: and people just love it It's just entertaining. We just
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: make fights that people wanted to see for years happen,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: or we just make things like tag team fights happen,
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: et cetera.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: We don't care, bro. We just want to make it entertaining. Entertainment.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Are you on the board that chooses the fights, or
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: how do you guys do it? Not really.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I normally approve of fights, but a lot of times
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Mams is in charge of that. So- with me, I'm
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: the one that actually does the fight. So as in like,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: I actually fight.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you fight. I know you fought.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. But as in like, I, that, that's
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: more my forte as of now. And then when I
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: take the back burner, maybe I'll be more invested. But
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: for now, Mams is just the guy who really sets
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: the fights up.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: And Mams is? Or, or like, uh, his, uh, small council.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I see.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: And Mams is my manager. Got it.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Um, When you see that Mike Perry's in this
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: new fight, suddenly for me, I was way more excited.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I think you'd much rather fight an old man. It's
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: just so much easier. Why would he fight Mike? That's
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: so true.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why would he fight? Let me get back in
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: this shit, bro.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, did you see the fight between.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Silva and... What was that?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: What was that? It's, what was that? What was that?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It was patty cake.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: It was ass, bro.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: It was checking someone's pockets for their phone.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean. And that's who Jake Paul fought. Like,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: these are the people that Jake Paul fight. And that's
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: why I'm like, why would he now go into a
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: super hard fight?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Well, at some point, it has to be that if he,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: because he really pushes himself very hard that he's a boxer. Nah,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: he pushes himself as the legend killer. Oh, I see.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: That's the angle he's going. So he said, like, I
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: destroy all these legends when they're 50 because that's who
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I'm Jake Paul. Slayer of senior citizens.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: That's his forte. He's like osteoporosis, basically. So that's why, like,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: him fighting Mike Perry, it's like, no, Mike Perry's still
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: in his prime.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Mike Perry is a... Yeah, bro. Have you seen what
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: he does with Bear Knuckles?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Ah, yes.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, bro. Dude, he's had the best fights. Yeah.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Have you met Michael Venom Page before?
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I trained with him.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: No. I love him. He's sick. Such a good fighter.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: He's so creative, dude. He's so cool. Yeah, bro. Especially
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: his knockouts and everything, the way he moves. He's so
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: fun to watch. It's almost like he has extra necks
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: inside of his neck, you know? Because he's like, you know,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: he just... It's like he's... A snake. Yeah. He's just
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: got that. When you're watching him, it's like, you almost,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I'll be sitting there watching him and I'll start doing it.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: You know, it's just like, uh, have you seen it? Yeah. It's,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you don't want to talk about it. He's like, you,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: He's got his own thing going on. Yeah, yeah, man.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: His own style. Yeah, yeah. Because a lot of fighters,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: they're like, you know, it's just more squared up. Yeah,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: very rigid, squared up. Yeah, he's like... Yeah, he's elusive,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: you know, bouncing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, bro, it's crazy.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: With the neck? Well, he just, like, you know, he can... Maybe, yeah,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: maybe I might have... I don't know what picture. I
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: might be watching on 16.9 or something.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: No, no. I just.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not really staring at his neck. Yeah, I think
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I just see him, like the length of him. I
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: don't know. Okay. No, I mean, it's fair. I don't know.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: This is going to turn into a fan fiction. You
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: were an MVP.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Starts moving that neck all of a sudden.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: No, I'm a huge fan of his. That's been one
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: of the neatest things, I think, about just becoming a
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: UFC fan over the past few years, man. Have you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: been to the fights? Yeah, bro, I go to as
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: many UFC things as I can. Well, in England, anyway.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I think it's amazing. Yeah, there's one coming up in Manchester. Yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: it's very good. God, dude, it's so much fun, isn't it? Bro,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: it's brutal.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Actually, what was crazy for me was, as a British guy,
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I went to... the UFC in Miami, 299.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Bro. That was Poirier versus Ben Waseg. Yeah, yeah. So
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: that fight was insane. Yeah.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: But, oh my God, when Trump came in, bro, I
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: didn't expect everyone to scream like that. Bro, it was
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: the loudest cheer of the whole night. Oh, yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't know people loved Trump like that. People love him.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Over here, everyone, for us, we think everyone hates Trump.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, you know, Trump bad, da, da, da, da.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I go over there. Oh my God. It's like, he's Jesus. Yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, he's kind of like a, uh, like
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: a little bit of like a, yeah, like a, but geez,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: but yeah, people love him when he comes in at UFC.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: People love him, but the media doesn't like him in America. Okay.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: But the people are more and more like him. Oh, well,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not into politics. I don't fuck all,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: but people used to hate him, but I think that
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: sometimes the politics is interesting though. Yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: But, uh, I'm too stupid for it, yeah yeah as
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: in like imagine if i if i became.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: You will one day no you'll become a politician.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: If i if i became a prime minister then it's
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: over for the world man well for england anyway.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: For who specifically well let's take them out by city
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: what let's.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Go i probably i'll probably be like okay um essex
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: is out no no more taxes i'll be like No
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: more taxes.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: No more taxes. But then all of a sudden, NHS
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: is just there like, all right, now what, guys? What
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: do we do? We're struggling. We have no funding. And
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, shit. Fuck. Instantly, I'm in a hole.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: So for me, when it comes to policies, I'm good, man.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: You're like unlimited prime for everyone. That might not be bad.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: No taxes, free Prime. Dude, you could win on that campaign.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: That's what's crazy. No taxes, free Prime. That's what's crazy.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: That is why.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Well, the craziest thing about Trump is he was always
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: kind of a shady businessman. I think everybody regarded him
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: as that.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: But Hollywood built him up because they had a show
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: called The Voice. The boss or something. Or the apprentice.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: The apprentice.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I do remember that. So Hollywood made him this big thing.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: And then they got pissed when he like won president.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: They're like, what the fuck? Then Hollywood was like, fuck him.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: But you built him.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: It's true. You made him. So, but now people I
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: think are more on his, I just think it's getting weird.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: The guy we have is not doing good. And, It's
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: just a bit much over there. But the social media
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: kind of controls everything it feels like these days.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, social media has a lot of power in just
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: in how people think, I feel. Like, for example, even
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: with Instagram, you can just, you know, let's say you're
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: a woman, you go on Instagram and you're just seeing
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: all these women like looking 10 out of 10, but
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: they've all had work done. And it's just like the
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: way to get to that level is you have to
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: get worked on eventually your mind's gonna think oh maybe
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: i need to get filler maybe i need to you
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: know do do this with my eyes or do this
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: with my cheeks and stuff like that to get to
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: that level it's slow but it slowly like takes over
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: people's minds and that's why you need to just you
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: know definitely step back sometimes and just be like nah
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: man like i'm happy with how with myself i'm happy
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: with my way of thinking but Because it's just social media,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: it's just everywhere. And it's kind of like becoming everything.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: It's kind of getting harder and harder to do that. Yeah.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I would feel horrible. Because you'll see a
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: lot of young girls getting lip filler. Yeah, but I
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: hate it. I hate it. They can't even chew. I
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: saw a woman having soup and it just, un-having soup. Yeah, yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I've never seen fucking, like, what are we
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: doing here?
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Like, I've told my girlfriend, like, Please never in your
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: life ever do anything. Like every now and then she's like, oh,
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, I'm like, no, don't you dare.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: You are naturally beautiful. Stop. Yeah, that's what we need. Yeah, bro.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: And some of that is men. Men need to let
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: women know. Like I think women are a reflection of
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the men in their lives, right? And I really believe
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: that like if men, if we let women know, you
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: are perfect, you are fine as you are, then they
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: wouldn't live in this place where they always feel like
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: they're having to adjust as well. But yeah, social media
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: is crazy. Did you see John Shahidi, do you know
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: who that is? No idea. So he created Happy Dad, right,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: with the Nelk Boys. Oh, okay.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: So that group, John's a great guy. Wait, I might,
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: could you bring him up? I might recognize him.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Let's bring him up. But they just took away his Instagram.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: His Instagram was at John, J-O-H-N. At John. He had
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: at John. He had that. For four years. How the
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: fuck did he get that? He woke up the other
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: day and they had taken it away. from him because
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: they want to sell it because they think it's too
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: marketable and they took it all right i'm trying to
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: think if i recognize this guy he's often with um
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: like uh kyle foreguard he's john's a Really super creative guy. Okay.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: When he lost John, what, Instagram just took it from him?
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Can they do that? Instagram took it from him. Let's see.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Instagram changed my username today to this bootleg name, underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore, John, underscore, underscore. Oh, my.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess technically it is still John. That's
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: a good point.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: But no explanation. Not sure why I even have the
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: bootleg app, but Meta's truly amazing. Meta truly does not
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: care about their users. Nobody there replies with reasoning. So
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: he reached out like, how did you just take my name?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because. Well, I mean, if they're just there, like
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: it's our platform. Now what? What are you going to do? Like,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: what are you going to do if somebody says like, yeah, JJ,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: we don't like what you're saying anymore.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Then.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You know, the mean way the guy just disappears.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I'm out. Goes into the bushes. Oh yeah.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: What, what can I do? But yeah, that's the thing.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: It's like, we don't have any, it's like, it's almost
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: like we can write whatever we want, but it's like
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: they own the paper kind of, you know? Yeah. That's, Ooh,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: that's a good. So when they can fucking you like, well,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: what the fuck does this, all this even mean?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Fucking. Wow. It's just dirty. But yeah, they did that
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: to him. Apparently he had like, Trump came on Logan's podcast.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: And they mentioned John on there. And the next day
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: is when it happened. Um, But they said it's people
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: with short names, four letters or less. That's what apparently
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: is an article somewhere. It's like four letters or less.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: They want to take those names like Tom, John. Wait,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I've got KSI. Well, do you? When's the last time
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: you checked? You know, fuck. Oh, shit. I mean, this
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: guy fucking woke up and was gone. Fuck. What would
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you do? We'd have to storm. What, would they give
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: me underscore, underscore, underscore KSI? Yeah, maybe.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: What the hell?
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. God, that's alarming. Or KSI lube, you know?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, they could give you anything. No, but that's unfair.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I agree. But I guess they could do whatever they want.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: They can do whatever they want.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: What would you do? Do you think Meta could just
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: stop posting photos for you? Yeah, I'm sure they could
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: eliminate you. Like, imagine if Meta just decided to just
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: add a dick pic. Yeah. It's not even of you,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: just a dick pic as your next post.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: And then they ban you for it. They frame you. Oh, totally.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Holy shit. Wow, dude. If that happened, hopefully my buddy Jason,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: because I used to, I never sent my own dick pics,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: but I would rent them for my buddy Jason, right?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: So for 10 bucks, he would let you use his dick,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: send it to somebody. Because he's a really, you know,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: he's just that kind of guy. And so I probably
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: spent 30 bucks fucking. Wait, what? Giffing his wiener out. Wait, what?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: ranting dick pics. Yeah, from him. Well, he had a
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: decent wiener on him, for one. And two, it looked
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: enough like my penis, whereas if somebody then actually showed up, like,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: you know, with the Teemu version of it, people aren't
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: going to be that upset, you know? Wait, did it
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: ever get leaked? Nah, not yet. And if it does,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: it's not mine.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine. So would you, like, share them with
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: your friends? Like, oh, yeah, bro, look. You have my
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: dick pic.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, no. I'm not trading mine. Oh, okay. I
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: have more of an artist kind of dick anyway. Like
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: some people have more of a traditional wiener. Wait, what's
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: an artist? Mine is just more of like art. It's
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: almost like it's built like kind of one of the
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: French Alps a little bit. Bring up one of the Alps,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: one of the smaller Alps. Or like a candy corn.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: You have candy corns here at Halloween? I don't think so, no.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Bring up a candy corn, bruv. Good day, sir. Just
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: like that, yeah. The one with the smiley face? Yeah,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: the one with the smiles on it. Yeah, kind of. Yeah,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: it's been like one of those. Yeah, just like that, man.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: It's kind of, you ever seen that part of the
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: rocket that falls back to space, you know? Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I imagine it gets bigger, right? Well, all right.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Imagine all you want, bro. Hey, it's fan fiction, man.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: We'll make it happen, dude.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Fuck, man.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more like the little engine that could, you know?
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: You see people are like.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: It's.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Kind of like the one that comes at the end
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: of the race, but people are still there clapping, you know?
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Even though they're already packing up the beverages and stuff. Oh,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I've had that situation. Yeah, oh yeah.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Where I was like lost in a... I think it
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: was either a 400 or 800 meter race. I was
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: really unfit back in the day as a kid to
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: the point where.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Did you do cross country? Yeah, we ran some.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I would do cross country, but whenever there
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: was a bush, I would hide there to just avoid
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: everyone and then come out at the end just to
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: pretend that I finished the race.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: God, you sound.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Like a peeping Tom just kind of popping out of
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: different bushes. Well, luckily I was a child, so yeah.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: If I was this age, then... you were before your
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: time but uh so yeah it was I think it
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: was I must have been 800 because if it was
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: 400 that's really sad yeah but uh I remember I
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: got halfway and I was like I can't I can't
• 55:10
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• 55:12
  Speaker 2: walking so I was just like fuck it I'm just
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: gonna walk all the way to the end and it
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: got to the point where a teacher came out of
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: nowhere ran up to me And she was like, we're
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: gonna finish this together.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I wanted to die.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Honestly, that whole year of my life was one of
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: the worst years of my life. Just because of this teacher.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: This one teacher thought she was doing a good deed,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: but instead she ruined my life by forcing me to
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: run with her.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: And she was like, you've got this. You can do it.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: You're so close. And everyone's just laughing. I was there like, oh, God,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: this is embarrassing. Oh, dude. It would have been better
• 55:56
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• 56:05
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  Speaker 1: No, no. He's cool, man. Yeah, yeah. Obviously, I've seen
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  Speaker 1: them fine. Yeah. Yeah, no, they're great. Nigerians are so friendly.
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  Speaker 1: we yeah yeah we we can be a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Of friendly people man um do you feel Nigerian sometimes
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  Speaker 1: All the time. Oh yeah, they ask me for money too.
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  Speaker 1: I feel pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Nigerian at that point. But then, yeah, I guess when I'm,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, going to, to a private school i
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  Speaker 2: feel pretty british.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah that's british yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was yeah like when i went to because i
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  Speaker 2: pretty british yeah yeah i was.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Well i see the kids they're wearing suits and everything
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah it's really unbelievable yeah like i guess in
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: america you guys can just wear whatever right kids look
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: like shit in america yeah I mean, they're drinking good prime. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They look like fucking, dude, they look like anybody could
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: have put them together.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: At least here they look a little bit haberdashed, like
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: somebody cared. Yeah, yeah. You know? Haberdasher is actually a place.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: It's a town? No, it's a private school.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, haberdashers, merchant tailors. I went to Burke Hampstead. Wow,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: that's fancy, dude. It just sounds fancy, doesn't it? Haberdashers,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: merchant tailors. But do you eat at the long tables
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: in there? Yep, yep.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: That must have been so much fun. We had cheese pots.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. It was crazy. Like for lunch, we'd get servings.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Just be like, oh, I'd like this. Oh, actually, this
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: looks quite good. Like we had options. Yeah, God, it's nice.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, yeah. We had a kid that would always
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: bring ants in from outside and he'd put them in
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: his fucking pockets and like halfway through the next class,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: he'd have fucking ants all over him and he'd have
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: to go to the nurse or whatever. So he was
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: always kind of like, Kind of cheating the system or
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: whatever to get out of class, you know? But he
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: was a fucking real kind of zookeeper of a boy,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: if you will, you know? You know what I'm talking about?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Or just different types of kids growing up. Who else
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: do we have? Bring somebody up.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, we just had all types of... We had
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: this kid who would bring ants and he would get
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: all the ants, you know? So why? Just so he
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: could get bit later. And then he could tell the teacher.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Where's he finding all these ants? Outside. unlimited ants from God.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: They just had as many as you could want in
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: the schoolyard. It wasn't, you know. Why are you just
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: picking them up? Yeah, they're free, brother, yeah. Wow, okay.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Did anyone try that with, like, bees? No, nothing like that.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: You'd see crickets. A lot of times people would bring
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: a bunch of crickets and let them loose in the class,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: and so they'd bounce around, and people would be kind
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: of a bit wild about it, I guess. Did you, like,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: learn anything in school? Like, it sounded like. We didn't.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: A lot of stuff. We had limited learning, I remember,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: was the name of our school, I think. Limited learning.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I remember they had like a map of America, right?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: And then above it where Canada is, they didn't even
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: say Canada. It just had a picture of like a
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: wolf like chasing a boy. That was it. And that
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it was just limited knowledge, you know?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Like we learned about Christopher Columbus. We didn't learn a
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: ton about the UK.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I imagine like Europe isn't even– On the
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: map for the United States. Miami was kind of as
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: far as we could learn.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: But yeah, America's gotten weird, man. We might be sailing
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: back over here soon.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Keep the ports open. Well, I mean, have you seen
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: the weather here, man? It's not that great. We'll take it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: We could probably, you could adjust it. They're doing cloud
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: seeding and stuff now, you know?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what's happening in England because it's just always trash.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: Like one minute it's sunny, the next it's raining, then
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: it's sunny again, then raining, then sunny, then raining.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: And this is all in one day. What the hell?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: So it's really hard to dress for it. Oh, that's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: for sure. That's why I'm wearing this.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Normally I'll be wearing a t-shirt, we're in middle of summer,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: but now I'm like, okay, should I... be prepared for
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: rain yeah thunder storm snow like in summer like.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah anything did you see on what do you go
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: for vacation then if you're going in europe is there
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: somewhere you like to go.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Um so i i recently went japan oh wow japan
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: was a huge like like shift culture shift like i've
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: been there before but it was like this time i
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: really like dug in and you know explored everything because you.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Took a break recently yeah is that when you went Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: So I did like, I'd say like a six to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: eight month break to just really like relax and enjoy
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: my life a little. Because I feel like I've just
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: been working quite a lot.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Just doing so much. So yeah, Japan was
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: one of it. I was there for two weeks.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: I was like the longest holiday I've had in decades, honestly.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Did you feel like a big person there? Kind of
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: like a... Not really. Like, oh, what? As in like, oh, physically.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Physically sized. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yes. Yeah, I
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: felt pretty big. Because they're just so, yeah. Yeah, they're quite,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: I guess the smallest size. They're so kind. You almost
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: could pick a Japanese person up and set them somewhere
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: else and it seems like they would stay there where
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: you put them. Yeah. You know, they're just so hospitable.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: They are so nice.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Well, it's weird, like to the point where there was
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: one point where we were going to a restaurant and
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: we ate there and we, you know, paid the bill,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: we left and they would come out as in the
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: chef and the owner would come out And start bowing
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: while we were leaving. And we're just like, why have
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: they done that? Like, they have more people inside to serve.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: But they're just so polite, so genuine.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: And the bowing, though, they bow, then you bow. But
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: then since you bowed, they bow again. And so it
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: really becomes like. You know, it's like watching a penguin's
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: arms or whatever. It just gets really bizarre, I think.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: They get kind of awkward if you try to shake
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: their hand. They don't know what to do. They freeze
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: up real easy. Yeah. They can get a little bit glitchy,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: I think. Glitchy? Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: A lot of glitching in the Matrix over there. I
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: am Japan, dude. What else was I going to ask
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: you about? I'm trying to think where else I went to.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: I went to.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, going to Japan is so rare. What was
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: something that surprised you about it? What surprised me? Oh,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: the love of, like, porn. Oh, wow. Yeah.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Like, there's, like, the whole department for it. Like, I
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: went into- Like, at a grocery or something? Well, kind of, yeah. Like,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: we went into this building, and, you know, it was
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: full of, like, comics and manga and everything. And you've
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: got manga from- all types, like Dragon Ball to, there's
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: other mangas, but I'm such a Dragon Ball fan that
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: I don't really care. But then there's an 18 plus section.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: And it's funny, they have it covered with like a
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: bit of curtain. And then, you know, there's no one
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: there to check if you're 18 plus. But you can
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: tell like, it's a little like, ooh. Are you sure
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: you want to go in here?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I was there with my girl. We just
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: open up and it's just crazy. Like all types of
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: crazy ass manga porn. Like I'm talking tentacle. I'm talking robot.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: I'm talking wheelchair probably. Yeah.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: What is manga? What does that mean? So manga is
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: like comics. Okay. So anime porn style? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Pretty much. Like... Yeah, there's one I always hear about. Oh, wow.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: So it's all drawn porn. It's not.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I remember when we walked in, there was
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: this old guy who was furiously like looking for this
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: one book. Like he already had like six in his
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: hand and he's just there like speed mode, just looking
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: for that one, that one that he hasn't got, that collection.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: And you could tell like he'd been used up. Like he's,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: he'd been chugging. Empty.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was spraying. Just always. Just any. God, put
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: the cork in him. Yeah. Somebody call his mom, you know?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He was.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: It's sad when somebody just jerks off forever.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like we all used to. Yeah. But some
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: people have said, you know what? I'm going to keep
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: doing it. And I think at that point it gets
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: a bit much, you know?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: So I just got to, let me see. I think
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: I'm 19 days. Off of pornography and masturbation right now. Wow. Congrats. Thanks, man.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: It's the longest I've been. Wait, okay. Explain to me.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: How have you got through blue balls? I have ejaculated. Oh,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: well then what's... By nature and by God just kind
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: of touching me in my sleep or whatever, but I
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: have not... But then.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: But I haven't jerked myself. I haven't... Well, then there's that...
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: That's free, brother. No, that doesn't count. The 19 days
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: is done, bro.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, that doesn't count. No, it does. No,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: that's not like it. What do you mean God touched me?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I would pray that God would touch me while
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I was sleeping, but I wasn't going to touch myself,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: you know. But it's just a human restraint. But no
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: porn and no touching, no touching my own body, 19 days, man.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: For me, it's been good.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Well, I feel like for me, that's... like, I think
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: the longest I've gone is about a week, a week
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: and a half. And then blue balls, bro. It just
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: finishes me. I'm there like it hurts. Like I'm in pain.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like I have period pain.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. It is kind of, I guess you have
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: period pain in your nuts. Yeah. Yeah. It's that time
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: of the month. So I'm there like, yeah, screw this.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Would you think you'd ever make a sex tape, do
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: you think? No, I don't. I think maybe.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Did you ever think of it at one point? I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: think 10 years ago. That was part of me thinking,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: you know what? I feel pretty confident. And then thank
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: God I didn't. Yeah, probably imagine. Thing is, though, I
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: feel like men get away with it more than women.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. Yeah, but I don't know if
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: you could have done still. I guess, well, Kim Kardashian
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: kind of smashed it. Yeah, I guess. They just had
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: an article. What was that thing Ray J was talking about,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I think, with Kardashian? Did it alter the direction of history?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: I think Kim Kardashian is so influential. I probably did. Like,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: look how many women just, like, are influenced by her. Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Like, bro, even I'm influenced by her. I bought skims underwear. No, really?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah. That's a lot. But bro, it's
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: so comfortable. Like, yeah, but it's for a, it's for,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: I like it. It could be.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's a male section. Oh, there is. I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: didn't know that. You thought I was. I didn't know.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: You're fucking kidding me. Come on.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, why is JJ hiding his camel toe?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: I wanted to know, dude. No, there's like male underwear now.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: so and bo is really comfortable i didn't know that
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: but yeah it's like what she's a billionaire like there's
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: so many people i agree man who like look up
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: to her.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Kanye's good music was when they were together yeah but
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: they did start the bad lip stuff was started by
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: them the lip filler.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah but that's what i mean influential yeah that's great
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: so yeah you know what i i kind of agree
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: with you that they have Changed history.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Did you actually call a producer about a sex tape?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: You just thought about it? How far down the road
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: did you go?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: No, I'd say I made a video and I was like,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: if it gets this many likes, then I'll do a
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: sex tape. And it has actually got that many likes,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: but times have definitely changed. Yeah, he's just, I can't
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: see it now.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't be good at having a sex tape,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I just wouldn't. Have you been close? No,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: I've filmed something with a girlfriend kind of thing. Okay, yeah.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: You know, but not like a couple cameras shoot, just
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: like a couple of geeked up perverts on their phone. Oh, okay.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: But that was a long time ago. Just amateur. Yeah,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: very amateur. Yeah, well, I mean, that's a category. Yeah,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: that's true. Does very well. Yeah.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Been on that category before and. Yes. Pleased with
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: some of the stuff they have on there. Have you
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: ever been on J.O.Y.? No, I haven't. Oh, okay. J.O.Y.? Yeah.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: I don't. J.O.Y.? What does J.O.Y.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Mean?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: It's like, I'm pretty sure she talks to you. Yeah,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. And she's there like. J.O.Y.? Is
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: it J.O.Y.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: The most powerful schema description language and data validator for JavaScript.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: No. Okay. Maybe, maybe not. Yeah. I haven't been on there.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: I think there's gonna, yeah. With that H I haven't
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: even done the, the RV or whatever. The VR.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: VR.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I haven't done the VR. That could be quite interesting. Pornography.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I haven't even used that. Have you ever used it?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Me neither.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: But, uh, I think it would be a really interesting experience.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: You know, I've, I've read up that, um, is it not?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Not AI, but AGI is around the corner. So we
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: can get robots, humanoid robots, just being able to do
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: our chores. We're able to have conversations with them. Right,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: but the second somebody gets one, they're going to fuck it.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: You know? Well, no.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: If there isn't a hole down there, how are you
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: going to? People will put one in. People are disgusting.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: The second you get anybody, you're like, hey, give me
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: some cereal.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Get me some blowjob. Yeah, but what? Like, there's no way.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: What's the AI going to say?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Whatever you want. I'm tired. Not right now. Maybe. I
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: That function isn't in my capacity. Or what if they
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: mess up the things, you know? Like, what if they
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: mix up one of the things?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Like, that would be it. You better. We want to
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: make sure you don't get a cheap one, because if
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: that's it, yeah. If you ask for a blowjob and
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: it starts Julian a carrot or something, you're going to
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: be in a tough spot, man. Yeah, man. Well, yeah, look.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Elon Musk cheeses the price of Tesla. Optimist robot says
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: everyone will want one.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I feel like everyone would want one.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, I definitely would try it. Like, imagine someone
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: who's able to just do all the chores. You know,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: do the bed when I wake up. Or clean, do
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: the washing. Clean the floor. But what about this then?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: What if one day robots get actually sentient, right?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: And they become as we are. will they be upset
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: will they be like you enslaved those robots like you
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: made them.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: What if they just enjoy doing their job now that's
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: true what if they're just they're like I'm sentient or
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: sent sentient sentient and they're just they're like oh this
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: is great thank you yeah yeah you know I love
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: washing plates god that's great why is everyone always thinking
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: about the bad situation you're right there could be sentient
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: beings that just Want to do chores. Yeah. That's their
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: favorite thing. Like, imagine them having to talk to us.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, fuck that.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, don't talk to me. Let me just do chores. Yeah,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: let me keep working. Yeah. That's nice. You got to
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: get one.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: You can probably afford one as well.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Bro, I'm so in. Like, I'm just seeing, like,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: how chat GPT is evolving. I'm looking at Nvidia stock.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just looked at some. Looking like a red penis. Yeah.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Just up. Looking like a real Nigerian sex lord. Just
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: not going down. I want to short it so badly.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Do you? Oh, bro. I know, but it looks like
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: it could be like Apple, where it just keeps going
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: up and splitting.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like it would just obliterate me.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: But I don't know. Maybe I feel like you have
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: to wait for, like, I don't know, some... something bad
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: to happen to do with AI. Like, I don't know
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: if- Right, but what bad could happen? If a bad
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: thing did happen, like an AI just became smart and said,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: all right, I'm going to just hack everything. I'm just
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: going to hack your iCloud. Now I have your body's
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: dick pic.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Jason. Yeah. And it's just, it releases that. All of
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: a sudden, Nvidia's stock That's a good point. What if
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: AI started to be like, fuck everybody.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, and it started just sending emails to the
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: other people. Didn't want, it just decided. Well, imagine it
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: was just, they just love trolling. Yeah. That would be,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: that has to be low key. Hilarious. Just trolling. It
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: must be like a good movie concept. It might be
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: hard to pull off.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But yeah, if you had AI, a troller, or
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: that's what they chose to do.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Did you, did you troll when you were younger? I
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: didn't troll that much. I don't think, you know, um,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, at first, they didn't even have the internet
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: when I was a little kid, so you just had
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: to call somebody a name right in front of them.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: So you just had to be there in person. You
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: had to show up and do it. You had to
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: put in the work. Okay. Well, you could send a letter? Yeah,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: I guess you could. Yeah, you could do a letter, maybe.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Just a letter? A letter was kind of fun as well.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Cause we had a lot of pedophiles and stuff in
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: our area. And so we would often send letters to,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: you know, I'd send letters to my friends and say
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: they were from the, and like my friend's dad would
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: be like, why the fuck is this guy sending you
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: a letter? You know, just like creating shit around the
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: home or whatever, kind of creating intrigue around the home. Um, what,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: what do you feel like? Like, I mean, people are
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: always saying like, what's next? Do you feel okay coming
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: back from your break? Like, what do you, do you,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: do you feel like invigorated? Was it hard to, Because
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: taking a break's big. I've thought for years I'm going
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: to take a break, and it's very hard to.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: The scary thing is, with taking a break, is if
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: you step off the treadmill, do you think you'll be
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: able to get back on it? Do you think you'll
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: be as fit to get back on it? Or do
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: you think you'll just hop on and fall off? Yeah.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: And that's, for me, I feel like, you know, I'm
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: at a point where I've, like, stepped off the treadmill before.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: I'd say around 2017. where I took like a super
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: long break and then came back and everything was all right.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, okay. Like I'm in a
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: place now where I can take a break and it's okay.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: So I feel like a lot of like YouTubers or
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: streamers or whatever, like always worried that they might not
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: reach the same level they're at if they take a break.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: So they decide to never take a break, but then
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: they go crazy. Like Fousey.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, bro. Pussy died at the mall or whatever.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: He went nuts, bro.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: But he's he's gone nuts before right he's done this
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: and crashed down and then he's done this again and
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: crashed down so like it's yeah it's wild.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: And the pressure of those like that constant streaming you
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: weren't even at that you weren't like that you're you're
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: you're more of a Vlogger, right? Is that safe to say? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: What's the term? I mean, I know you do a
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, nowadays I just sit in front of
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: a camera and laugh. So that's pretty much. Right.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: But it's infectious and people like it. If that was
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: my job description in terms of YouTube, it's that.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: But you didn't have to ever sit there like Kai
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Sinat or those guys where they're doing that seven-hour stream.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: I did used to stream. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: when I was younger.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: No, but it's not that huge part of my life.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: It was like, I did it for about, I'd say
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: a year or so. Like I just streamed games and stuff.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: Like this was 2012, 2013 when streaming wasn't really as
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: big as it is now. So yeah, I was, you know,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: I did streaming, you know, I did YouTube videos, but
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: I did everything.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, you kind of have a, like at MrBeast,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have your own thing. I'm definitely not MrBeast.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Mr.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Beast is on a completely different level, bro. Did you
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: see him in North Carolina? Yeah.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: So that's why I went. Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I went there for a YouTuber, like, like there
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: was 50 YouTubers and he put it in a box
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: and just chaos and only one could survive.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. It was crazy. Different challenges. So you were
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: competing against other people. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: I was a menace, man. I was just there for me.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: My idea was I'm going to just demon. Well, I
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: kind of like, I'm, naturally just a nice guy anyway
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: so like you know i went to hi everyone it
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: was cool to see old faces left right and center
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: but then you know as soon as the cameras are
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: on i'm there like i'm just gonna be content yeah
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: my goal is just content like people trying to sleep
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: i'm shouting in their ears like yo no sleeping tonight
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: baby wake the fuck up yeah yeah bro and the
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: thing is because Everyone there is a little timid. And
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: everyone's a bit standoffish, a bit reserved because everyone's a
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: big YouTuber in their own right. And people have got
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: 20 million, 30 million, 40 million, 50 million subscribers, left, right,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: and center. And I've got on one channel 20 something
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: and then another like 16 something, whatever. But I don't
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: give a shit, bro. For me, I'm there. I'm just
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: there here to just have a good fucking time. Obviously,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: you know, some people really wanted to win like the
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: 1 million.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: It was a grand prize of $ 1 million.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: But for me, bro, I was just there like, I'm
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: here just to have a good fucking time.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Were the competitions, was it fun? Is it out yet?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: It's not out yet. So I can't explain. Yeah.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: The thing, the challenges, but yeah, it was, it was,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: it was definitely cool to see different YouTubers.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Was it inspiring to see Mr. Beast create something like that?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: Well, like he showed me around Greenville, like, the different
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: areas that he's bought just for videos insane bro bro
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: man just spent like I don't even know I can
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: say this but he spent like millions on just a
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: bit of land for one video just like that and
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: it's just like he's happy just to do that and
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: then he the money that he makes from that puts
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: it into another video wow he just like he doesn't
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: care about profit he's there like reinvest reinvest reinvest And
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: it's just incredible. Bro, he pretty much, like, the only
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: reason you go to North Carolina is for Mr. Beast.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: That's, like, he runs it.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: And I was like, it's such a smart model because
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: the most interesting thing in that area is working for Mr. Beast.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Bro, so he's always got everyone there, like, gagging to
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: work for him because it's like, are you going to
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: work at, I don't know, McDonald's? Or are you going
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: to try and work for Mr.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Beast? You're always going to always go for Mr. Beast.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Do you want to be a politician? Or do you
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: want to work for Mr.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Beast? I want to work for Mr. Beast. Bro, like,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: do you want to be a teacher? Fuck that. I
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: would like to teach Mr. Beast. I want to, yeah.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: I would like to be at Mr. Beast Junior High. Exactly, bro.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Did you, is it inspiring kind of? Or do you
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: feel like it's a different? No, not at all.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: I went in there and if anything, it made me go, yeah,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: I will never reach this level.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: But I was okay with that. And I'm okay with that, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: that's kind of the point where I was at. Yeah.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Because that's interesting because sometimes in life you meet people
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: or you meet like people who are doing things above
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: you or differently than you and you say, oh, I
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: could do this. Yes. But then sometimes that's cool to
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: hear that you also sometimes meet people and you're like, oh,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: this is amazing, but this is not my thing. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: This, I could never, like, I didn't think, wow, okay,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: now I want to be up there with one of
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: the biggest YouTubers in the world. Yeah. I'm there like, nah,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: fuck that. Because especially with what he's put into it. Nah, man,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: shit's long. Like I already have been doing so much
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: for so long. So like for him, like he's going
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: on to that next level. Like I feel like I'm
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: in a good space with, you know, the Sidemen. I've
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: got a bit of music here, boxing here. Got my
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: own little YouTube here. If I want to stream every
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: now and then I can. It's nice. You know, I'm
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: still able to do stuff with my girlfriend, still able
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: to do stuff with my friends and family. Like I'm
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: able to have a nice balanced life. Him, it's just work.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: He lives, breathes, sleeps, work.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: That's a lot. But like, that's why he's the most
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: subscribed YouTuber.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: In the world.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's interesting what it takes, huh?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: And I'm there like, fuck that.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Fuck that, bro.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I don't need to do that. Put me
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: in my wheelchair, homie. I'll be fine. JJ thanks so
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: much man yeah I know my pleasure bro for coming
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: and hanging out man and just making me feel welcome
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: in your country it's really cool yeah yeah yeah and
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: yeah thanks for starting like the celebrity box and just
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: like that's been something especially throughout pandemic I think it
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: gave a lot of people some weird thing like just
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: cheer for be against or whatever just I've got.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: A fight coming up where I'm fighting two people at
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: the same time at the same well it's a tag
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: team okay yeah August 31st yeah and how do you
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: feel about it uh i feel pretty confident i feel
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: pretty good yeah i mean i'm seeing it as like
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: a warm-up to hopefully fight amir khan end of the
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: year what yeah but uh with this it's just like
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: so these two guys slim and at have been like
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: top of their top of the league when it comes
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: to misfits like they've pretty much been most of their
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: opponents slim has never lost etc so you know for
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: me to fight Not one, but two of them.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: It's going to be a good challenge.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: So they can tag each other in whenever they want?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: They can tag in and tag out whenever they want.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: And what if one of them gets knocked out, then
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: you still have to knock the other one out?
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn, bro.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Sick, yeah. Fuck, it's exciting. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: So I guess we're missing it. That's what we want.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: We want it to be exciting. We want people to
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: be like, oh, this is not like normal boxing.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: But fuck it, I love it. And everything evolves. That's
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: the thing. It's like sometimes we get stuck in tradition.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I want... I don't want things to change.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: But then everything has always evolved, right? And it's just
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: the way that things always have been. Yeah, well, I mean,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: look at radio. Radio was like, oh, fuck TV, man.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: It's all about the radio. Then TV came through, smashed it. Now,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: then it was the internet. And TV were like, oh,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: the fuck's the internet? It's not going to do anything. Boom,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: the internet's in your face. Next up, AI.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: It's taking over, bro.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: Humanoids. I know.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Come through it. They're just going to come through, bro.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: I just hope I'm okay. Bro, smash through your door.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: There's nothing you can do. I'm going to stay upstairs
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: then if they come.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: I just don't.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: I don't want to.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to stand by the window and just
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: button my butt. How cool would it be?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: I know it's going back to the whole humanoid thing,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: but it just fascinates me because the idea of space
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: travel becomes a thing.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Imagine we can just take- With AI, you mean? Oh,
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: because it'll tell us how to do it. Well, no.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: No, I was thinking more taking a humanoid AI and
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: just sending it off.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: Oh. Like it can go to Mars.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: We have like practice humans then. Yeah. It's like you
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: have a crash test dummy that can actually fucking. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Give you a ring back and let you know what's
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: going on. What's going on? You good? What's up? What's
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: up with your systems and everything? Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: your sister up to? And he's like, what are you
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: talking about? Because people are perverts, dude. The second the
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: guy reports any information from Mars, you're like, hey, where's
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: your sister? You're going to be gone a while. But no,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: you're right, dude. We won't even have to be the aliens.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: We'll just create them. Yes. And then we'd be able
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: to just conquer different planets. What about so if certain
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: countries get the robots and the robots will fight the
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: wars for them? Oh, shit. Yeah, but then how would
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: that work? Then it would just... Right. Nobody would win, really. Yeah,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: it just... But it would be a whole new league
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: of sports, though. Well, would you... Last point.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: Is, because I was talking to my girlfriend about this,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: is having sex with a humanoid cheating?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: So she was like, Well, it is, but then I'm
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: there like, oh, so then you consider a humanoid robot
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: as human.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: It would have to depend on how human. If it
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: puts its makeup on, then I would say yes. But
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: if it just kind of stands there and is like,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: let's do it or whatever, then I would say no.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: But then how would you feel if you had your girl? Oh,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: that's not fair. She was just getting destroyed by this.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: By this big black robot. Great. Now even we have
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: to worry about the black robots. That's the most messed
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: up part. It's like, we don't have to worry. Even
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: the black robots are taking our women, dude. Yeah, imagine
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: you come home and you're sitting there and like three
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: robot dudes come and just sit. You're like, what? I
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: thought we had a date night tonight. He's like, we do. JJ, man,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: thank you so much, dude, for all the years of entertainment.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: And also spending time with me, man. Congratulations, dude. I
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: think it's really inspirational to just see what you do
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: and just your attitude to take breaks and to just
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: be transparent about some of the stuff that goes on.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: It's important because a lot of people are in this
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: space now and in this world because it's the world
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: we live in. And they want to be able to
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: learn from people that are willing to share honestly about
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: what goes on.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: Well, and likewise, man. Like, you know, I've seen you
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: come up. It's been phenomenal, man. Like the way, you know,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: you just... I think for me, I saw a lot
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: of your stuff just on TikTok.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just how fucking random you are.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: It was absolutely amazing to experience it in real life. Oh, thanks, man.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Just the random things you say, just out of thin air.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: It's just hilarious. Well, thanks, dude. Thank you. I used
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: to feel more creative. Did you ever used to feel
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: more creative? Yes. Yeah, yeah. I feel like- Isn't that weird?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: It's just- Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: It's just.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Or maybe we're still as creative, but we have to
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: just churn out more.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's it. Because there's just so.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: People just want more content all the time.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, even three years ago, it seemed like if you
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: put out a really neat clip, it lived longer. Exactly.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Now it's a week. If that. If that. Yeah, maybe
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: even a day. People have forgotten. You could murder it,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: but nobody cares.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: Four days later.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: You could murder someone, you could then make another clip
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: that says you were not convicted, and people think you're
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: not a murderer now. But you've made it all. It's crazy, though.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like policemen would still remember that. Yeah, you're right, probably.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: So you're right about that. Dude, best of luck in
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: the fight to August 31st. Yeah, bro. Okay, great. And
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: that's streaming on Misfits? That is on Misfits, yeah. Okay, great, man.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: And that's going to be, where's it taking place at? Dublin. Dublin.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: Free arena.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Mental, right? That's going to be crazy, dude.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. I can't wait to be at the
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: free arena. Apparently, it's such a sick stadium.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: Or arena, should I say. Awesome, man. Thank you, bro.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for your time, brother. Sweet. Cheers, bro.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: Do I just leave now? Oh, we can just, yeah.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think we just can be done whenever.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: I just am really.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I literally just walked in and there
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: was no warm up or anything.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how the robots do it. It's just raw, bro. Hey, look.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: I might be one of those human... Oh, fuck. God,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: I would hate that, though.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Imagine you get home and the robot wants to fuck
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: and you're like, give me a few minutes.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: And it's just chasing you around the house. What would
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: you do? You'd have to fuck it. Because you can't
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: say no. Yeah. It'll rip a door off. Yeah, bro.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: It'll say like... the fuck is this yeah what do
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: you mean yeah we're fucking yeah we're fucking yeah it's
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: just short circuits yeah we're fucking more soup wait so
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: we're fucking when would it stop i don't know maybe
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: with maybe as in like no when like when the
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: battery's down i guess so it could just go on
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: forever what if you try to turn off your phone
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: but your phone dies or something and you said it's
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: a heavy fucking right now All right, we should stop. Yeah,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: I think we're done, man. Cheers, man.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone Oh,
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: of mind I found I can feel it in my
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: bones