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Trip Recap: Disneyland, Texas, and more | S14E24 · Live! with Fefe and Freddy

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  Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
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  We we did not plan to sort of do weird artsy looks.
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  We definitely didn't. We have not talked to each other
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  at all today, and I just want this to be in my testimony later
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  on when I say that the government is listening to me.
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  Just just in there's. Three, it's in our heads I need.
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  Everybody to sort of suspend reality for this evening and
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  just pretend that I am a floating face.
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  Oh, imaginations required. Got it.
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  I have pinned a piece of material around me to hide my
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  just go with it. I say little Edie had a little
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  experiment today and she's doing quite well, see that her
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  medications are working. But I'm here in the same boat.
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  And I thought, you know, it didn't.
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  I didn't have a plan. I just had like some sort of a
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  vision in my head, you know how this goes.
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  And you're like, oh, OK, this is how it's turning out.
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  Yeah. So this is.
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  Where it reminds me of the the sort of the the cowboy look that
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  I did a couple seasons ago. Oh, maybe I should go back and
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  look like. This cyberpunk kind of black and
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  white look, that kind of yes. I was in Texas, so maybe it was
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  the food, maybe it was the punch, maybe it was the Cowboys.
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  I think it was the ladder. I think it was the ladder.
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  Welcome to your Wednesday night conversation.
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  This is live with Fifi and Freddie.
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  If you've stumbled upon us, I apologize.
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  This is what happens to those folks that comment our stuff
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  later. Like what the fuck?
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  Yes, absolutely. You're welcome.
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  We this is, this is, we are artists.
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  We are creatives. Also, real quick, I would like
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  to apologize if I sound stuffy, if my nose is like gonna.
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  I have been outside like working in the yard basically since we
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  got back. So it's been like like several
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  days worth of breathing in like dirt and things.
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  So I'm very like, that's awesome.
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  That's gross. Yeah.
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  So I apologize if I'm kind of sniffly.
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  Wow, Friday, Prince Charming everybody with the imaginary
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  floating face. Just go with it.
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  Anyhow, today we have a packed show for you.
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  It's basically like us talking about our trip.
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  We took separate trips of Minecraft.
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  And now Felicia didn't want to come to Disneyland with us and
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  said she went. To that was the case.
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  That was not the case technically I was working so and
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  then Friday went to Disney. So let's talk about Disney parks
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  survival tips, right. I don't have any survival tips
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  for Texas travel in pairs know your friends headlines and more.
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  But before we get started, I like for I thought about this
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  because Spotify did it's like they're turning 20 thing and of
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  course my top artist is who other than Mariah Carey.
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  But summertime albums, I keep seeing this question like people
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  are getting their playlist together and I'm like, oh, I
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  wanna know some of like people's summertime albums that are like
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  their go TOS. How do?
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  Know if I have like a go to summertime album, I think one of
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  the ones like I think probably a key one that reminds me of like
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  like school ending and like rolling into summer would be TL
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  CS crazy sexy cool. Oh wow.
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  Taking it old school. I don't want to be typical but
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  at summertime. But also there are other albums.
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  Are there? No Will Smith.
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  Yeah, there are other albums if you dare listen, but I feel like
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  mine is like a TLC thing too because 1 summer.
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  Was it a summer? Or maybe we got the album in the
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  summer but when they came out with fan mail after was it
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  before she died? She booked before left.
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  I died because A, that was the first TLC album that my sister
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  and I owned jointly. All the other ones were like my
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  parents C DS And so like, this was like the first one we owned.
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  And we played that album out like crazy, like oops, like you
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  started to see scratches on it 'cause we played it so much.
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  Oh my God. Now you can just stream
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  everything without worrying about bumping into the stereo.
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  Right. Like it's so weird sometimes
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  when like if you're listening to something that's streaming and
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  it's sort of starts skipping and you're like.
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  I'm like what the fuck? I pay all this money for this.
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  Right. And the CD still skips.
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  What the fuck? Yeah, well, people don't pay
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  anything for us and we still skip.
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  So fair, there's that. Fair, fair.
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  dot com slash live with Fifi and Freddy.
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  So for. Our patrons, I haven't done this
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  yet, but I did remember to bring my GoPro to Disneyland and I did
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  actually remember to take video and I haven't pulled that video
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  off of my GoPro yet, but I will. And there's some fun bits on
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  there of like of us on like the Big Thunder Railroad and a few
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  other things. I the only things that I really
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  can't go on are things that like spin and go upside down.
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  So like the big Thunder railroad.
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  No, that's so fun that teacups. I can't do hyperspace mountain
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  because it's too it's too close. There's too like that does this
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  doesn't bother me too much if there's enough sort of space
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  around, like I have no problem with like Indiana Jones.
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  But it's it's, it's, it's it's, yeah.
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  Is it a spatial thing? It can be like, I can't do 3D
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  rides when the things are like this close.
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  Plus it's throwing you around. I'm like that makes me nauseous
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  so. But otherwise I'd go on lots of
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  stuff. OK, OK.
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  OK. Just checking.
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  I saw you looking for roller coaster buddies.
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  And that's that's so that's The thing is that we need people to
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  go with us because we need, I would roller coaster buddies for
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  my partner and I need somebody that's gonna go on.
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  It's a small world with me. Oh, Scott would probably go on a
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  It's a small World with you. I probably.
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  Why? Why everybody hated such a small
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  girl? It's cultural.
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  Whatever should it? OK, anyhow, smashed under this.
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  Fucking hair somewhere. And I can't find it.
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  It's bothering me. Is a Wigs of a Kind wig circa?
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  I don't know. I am not wearing a Wigs of a
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  Kind wig this evening because I had to paint my head black.
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  Oh, for the visual effect, yes, got it, got it.
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  But you can support Wigs of a Kind by getting a Wigs of a Kind
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  wig from Marissa, who is also in Texas.
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  That would have been cute, but she was, she was in the middle
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  of things this weekend. So that.
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  Yeah, yeah, you can message us and give us all your money
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  'cause I know that you have tons of it and just want to give it
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  to us. I'll take it, I got stuff to pay
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  for. Just go ahead and send us
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  thousands of dollars, please. Thank you.
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  Thank. You NFX should I go first or?
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  Yeah, I'll let, I'll let you go first, I I think.
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  I have like a lot of heavy lifting.
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  I get I got stuff, so go go ahead.
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  You can go first. I was like, yeah, that's cute.
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  Let's see, where do we? When did we leave?
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  I don't remember. So not last Wednesday, but the
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  Wednesday before was our last. So the oh God, I have to to look
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  at the calendar. That's OK, I'm looking at the
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  calendar now. So the 29th was our last show,
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  so we were both out of town on the 6th.
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  Yeah, so Freddie went to Disneyland and I went the
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  opposite way. I went to Fort Worth, TX,
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  Dallas, Fort Worth, TX, but I was in Fort Worth Stockyards
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  which I didn't realize was completely different.
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  Sounds like. A little I almost wanna it could
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  be the way I was definitely Cowboys, but I guess there's
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  like some historic bits and pieces there.
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  Definitely saw a lot of like Longhorn, no plant words, but
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  Longhorns there. They had a, a thing that
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  happened at 11 and 4, I think that the Longhorns come walking
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  down the street. They even walk off the street
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  and they talk about the historical reasons why.
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  Ask me why. I don't remember you.
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  You probably know you, you know, and then like it just seemed
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  like it was really a, a tourist destination basically.
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  And I went there as part of like the photography clan, me being
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  the clan of this corporate event.
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  And so then also the rodeo was in town, PBR was in town.
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  So, and they do not play. Everything had branding of the
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  PBR everywhere, the hotel, the anywhere we went.
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  I enjoyed that, but I did not go to the rodeo 'cause I think it,
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  I think it was going to start when we were leaving.
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  But the thing to know and the thing that I took away is that
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  food is great in Texas. Even some of the like other
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  places that you're like, maybe it it won't be that good.
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  Those are probably the best. And though we had like the
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  hotel, I'm are you ever shady about like the restaurants that
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  are on top of the hotel that you're like, this can't be real
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  food. Yes, sometimes it's I'm like it
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  depends on the hotel. This was the Marriott, so I kind
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  of was like, OK, I'll try. And it was delicious, expensive.
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  It was like. Anything on top of a hotel is
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  gonna be expensive. Yeah.
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  Like the higher up the restaurant, the higher the
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  prices. Yes, it definitely was that and
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  but it was delicious 'cause you know how like it could be
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  expensive and then nasty. Hate that.
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  But anywhere we went, the food was delicious.
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  Let's see Cowboys everywhere. I've never seen such tight
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  pants. That's all I will say.
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  Yeah, I need a cowboy. I was like, what is going on
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  here? I think I might have to come
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  back and visit. A.
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  Lot of historic. So if you look it up, Fort Worth
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  Stockyards, I did look up like, OK, so the thing about the
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  stockyards is like CVS 15 minutes a while away.
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  Where else were we trying to go? There was something else.
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  It was like 15 miles away. I was like, oh.
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  Jesus, I. Was like, no, it's OK, thanks.
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  So I'm glad I had everything that I needed 'cause that would
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  have sucked balls if I had to go out of town.
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  I didn't have a problem traveling except for, you know,
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  me. I I travel light but heavy
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  because I think of everything that I might need and try to
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  shove it into a small bag. I managed to do everything,
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  carry on. So no checked luggage.
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  And then we got to the airport and I, you know, I'm the person
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  that's like, I'm gonna put everything together.
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  I'm gonna know where everything is, you know how I am.
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  And then we get to the airport and I'm like, I can't find my
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  ID. Oh.
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  Shit. So we're standing there and I'm
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  sweating, sweating. And I'm like, OK, this is not
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  good. So I couldn't find it.
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  But it was like tucked in damnmy woman wallets like the pocket
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  have like, you know, like the little flap inside and it was
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  sitting inside. The flap and.
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  I was like, Oh my God, so that was good.
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  On the way there, we scanned tickets on the phone together,
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  no problem. This is where where I'm where
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  I'm going is TSA is lovely until they're not, right.
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  Funny thing is, Scott got patted down both times because first
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  time he forgot to take out his wallet, second time he forgot to
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  take off his belt. Second thing was on the way
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  back, we're doing the same thing.
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  I have the boarding passes on my phone and this TSA guy keeps
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  speaking at me. Yeah, I quite.
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  Felt and not to say that this had anything to do with it, but
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  he was a white gentleman and just saying your boarding passes
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  must be separate and I'm like. What?
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  Since when that's not a thing? And so he's saying it over and
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  over and I'm like, OK, well, they're both on my phone.
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  I'm not going back downstairs or wherever I came from to go get a
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  boarding pass and get out of this line cause the rest of my
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  party is right, right? Anyway, so then I wrote about
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  this on Patreon because out of the blue comes another TSA
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  agent, sassy black woman, and said why would they need
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  separate passes? They're together, right?
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  He goes separate, passes only and I'm like OK.
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  Since when? That's not a fucking thing.
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  That's bullshit, no? And then so she goes, well,
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  would you tell your wife to get in a separate line if you if she
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  had both of your passes, she goes, no, you wouldn't do that.
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  You wouldn't do that to your wife and you wouldn't do that to
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  them. And so she, you never know your
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  allies are out there. She was like, no, no, no, no.
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  And I'm like, yeah, I traveled here with, why would I?
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  Like. I'm like, if I had my kids, I'm
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  not going to travel. Right.
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  You're going to what are you going to put them all, but
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  you're going to get the kids phones so that they can have
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  their own separate like boarding pass.
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  No, that is bullshit. That is the biggest bunch of
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  horseshit ever. That's not even.
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  And so I did look it up. I did look it up.
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  It is not a rule. It's not illegal to have your
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  whole party on your one phone or device.
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  They do say like if you get separated, it is handy to have,
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  you know, your boarding pass on you.
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  But other than that. I mean like like the the, the
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  couple of times that like we've flown, we've had like the we've
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  each had the the app for whatever.
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  So we both have our our boarding passes, but it's like most of
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  the time we just pull up both of them because why?
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  And also my partner says I look like a gremlin in a cloak.
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  Whatever I went. Oh my God your family is so
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  supportive. Yeah, God, it's.
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  Fine. Oh, I didn't see Jesse's
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  comment. Jesse, you should look at my
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  pictures. It makes more sense with the
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  pictures. I don't just look like some
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  weird thing in a hood. It it makes it promise.
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  It makes sense in the contacts. You just have to look at.
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  Go look at my pictures and I actually like the Peter Pan
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  ride, but we didn't go on the Peter Pan ride this time.
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  You didn't. No, I wanted to, my goal was to
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  hit like all the rides, but we didn't do that.
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  So but we didn't get out. This is why we need more Disney
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  buddies, so that if need be, I can be like, OK, you go do the
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  things over there and I'm going to go do the things over here
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  with these people. So you know.
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  Wait, I didn't see your arms forever and you look even
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  shorter. Is this spousal abuse?
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  It's fine. Oh my, somebody dropped their
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  phone it sounded like but wow, support over there.
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  It's OK. I'm sure if my husband.
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  She's not here tonight, so she thinks she's safe.
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  Oh. That's why she's all brave now.
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  Oh anyhow, family drama unfolds, but other than that, I had a
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  wonderful time. I'm still editing photos,
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  photography. It's the gift that keeps on
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  giving. I'm glad you.
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  Had a good time. I'm glad that I, I, I almost, I
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  almost wonder if like white TSA dude, because people feel
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  awfully emboldened these days, you know what I mean?
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  And not only are you black, but you're gay and you're married to
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  a white man, you know what I mean?
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  So. I'm.
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  Sure that it was. It was.
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  I'm sure that it. Wasn't at me right like.
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  That I'm sure that it was a trifecta that just like offended
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  everything about it. Like all of his things were
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  offended. Oh, he was, and so then he
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  started to. So they totally forgot about me.
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  So sassy woman over here starts talking to old dude over here
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  and he goes, you know, I was just joking.
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  The fuck what you're you're going to hold up the line,
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  you're going to fuck with everybody's time because you
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  were joking. Go to hell.
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  What the fuck? That is the Oh my God, what a
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  fucking bunch of. Bullshit kept saying like why
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  are you on my balls? And she was like you, you don't
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  need to do this. You didn't need to do this.
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  And he goes, you know, I was just, I was just joking.
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  And I'm like. Right, right, 'cause that's a
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  that sounds, I don't. Get to know you.
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  I I would have bought it. I would have been like, yeah,
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  that's super funny. I don't know you so like.
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  No, no. That's obviously hello.
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  That is absolutely fucking. That's such fucking bullshit.
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  He got called out and. And and then he started telling
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  her, like, why are you giving me so much shit?
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  And she was like, you remember you gave me shit earlier today,
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  I'm giving you shit back. And she goes, you treated those
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  people wrong. And she she was continuing to
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  give him shit after we get still got in line to go.
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  Good, good. And that's the like it seems.
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  It seems silly and like in that in that context, it's like it's
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  a work context and he was definitely in the wrong.
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  But when it comes to like ally ship and things like that, like
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  that's the kind of shit that we want to see, you know what I
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  mean, 'cause like, you can't. Like, no, you don't just let
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  people get away with things. And for him to be like I was.
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  Just joking, she could have easily stood there and been like
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  yes please get out your path. I'd be like.
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  No, no, no, no. That's a bunch of horseshit.
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  I hate that. Yeah, my God, people piss me
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  off. So I just want you guys to know
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  I did Google and I went on like the TSA website and I that's, I
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  just want you to know that I did file a formal complaint so.
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  Good, good, 'cause that's a bunch of that's fucking
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  horseshit and literally like nobody I.
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  Hope he has that. Nice.
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  Like nobody like has like separate boarding passes.
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  Like that's not a thing. Like if you have kids, not
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  everybody. Has you could tell we were
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  traveling together. Right.
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  That's not, that's fucking stupid.
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  That is the dumbest thing ever and.
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  That's and to be stereotypical gays.
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  My husband is not effeminate and so like hello right?
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  It was just, it was one of them interracial, you know, gay
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  marriage. We got on his nerves.
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  I knew it, I knew it. We came to text, we got on.
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  At least it was only one person that bothered me the whole time.
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  So that's what I mean by when we say travel safely, right?
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  Travel safely and together. Because if my husband had just
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  like, decided to follow the rules, I don't know what this
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  guy would have gone on to do, but and.
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  That now anybody want to come to Toronto with me?
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  That is too. It's fine.
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  I'm white and you know, basically.
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  I can't go across the border lines.
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  I could barely go to Texas. It's.
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  Fine. I'm sure they would be very
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  friendly to me in in Toronto. I'm white and I'm sis passing so
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  you know it's fine. Oh.
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  My God, all that privilege. How are you going to carry your
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  luggage? I have a separate bag.
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  I keep my privilege in my Fanny pack so it's handy I can pull it
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  out when. I need it.
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  I didn't know it fit. I didn't know it fit in there.
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  Wow. I compact it, I I vacuums, I
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  vacuum pack my privilege, put it in my Fanny pack so that it's
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  handy. I can just pull it out when I
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  need it. Wow.
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  Wow, Like, comment and subscribe folks.
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  Only one of us can get out. But I didn't let that bother me.
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  I just thought it was hilarious that she stepped out the
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  woodwork and was like I. Love that, I love that and good
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  for her. Like not you know what I mean?
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  Like 'cause sometimes it can be daunting to.
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  And yeah, I do have the anxiety. And so like, right when he
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  started yelling at me, I'm like. Nope.
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  I don't react well, so you better stop yelling at me.
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  That's not OK. So my my week was little had
• 29:32
  more stuff happening. Like motherfucking.
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  I had, I had a whole bunch of stuff.
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  So the day after our last show, I had the Queer Visitors Book
• 29:45
  club thing. And it was, it was good.
• 29:49
  And unbeknownst to me, right at the when I signed up for it, I
• 29:52
  didn't know that the author herself was actually going to be
• 29:55
  at the book club. I think it, I think it went
• 30:02
  well. There wasn't like a bunch of
• 30:05
  like there was, there was like 2020 ish people I think in the
• 30:08
  in the audience. So that was good.
• 30:11
  Not a lot of audience participation, which was like,
• 30:15
  OK. What 'cause we opened it up?
• 30:18
  Yeah. Like we opened it up for like
• 30:19
  Q&A and you know, whatever. Luckily I had questions.
• 30:23
  Question did they actually read the book or were they just
• 30:27
  watching? Yeah, who the fuck knows?
• 30:29
  No idea. I'm like, OK, well, at least I
• 30:32
  read the book and I actually like I was able to like throw
• 30:34
  some like Diane Sawyer, like questions at her.
• 30:37
  But then I had some ones that I saved for like Q&A things in
• 30:40
  case people didn't have like a thing.
• 30:42
  So it was whatever. And then that weekend was
• 30:48
  Southwest Love Fest and I was up very early in the morning
• 30:52
  because I had to get dressed and get ready and then drive to
• 30:58
  Mesa. I had my first like workshop
• 31:04
  thing. My first presentation was at
• 31:06
  8:30 in the morning. Oh hell no.
• 31:09
  And I was like, OK, this is transphobic.
• 31:17
  I, I was like, I don't even know if I'm going to have anybody in
• 31:21
  my like I'm in my presentation. I'm like, I might just be
• 31:24
  talking to myself. But I actually had a pretty
• 31:26
  decent turn out. I was kind of surprised.
• 31:28
  I think I had like me 15 ish 1520 people or so for my
• 31:33
  presentation and. Then I was on.
• 31:37
  The first presentation was it was called Better in Bed
• 31:41
  respecting Trans Bodies, and it was when you know how to respect
• 31:48
  trans bodies when you're wanting to be intimate with a trans
• 31:51
  person. There were some good questions.
• 31:54
  There was some good discussion. Folks came up to me afterwards,
• 31:58
  You know, they were like, this is a really good panel.
• 32:00
  I'm really, you know, really, I mean a really good presentation.
• 32:02
  I'm really glad that you did this.
• 32:04
  So it was, it was good. I had some good, I had some good
• 32:07
  feedback there. And then at 12:30 or noon or
• 32:11
  something, I was on a panel about dispelling myths about
• 32:16
  polyamory. I would like myth Busters.
• 32:20
  Kind of, yeah. And that had a a pretty good
• 32:23
  turn out. That was a, it was a much bigger
• 32:25
  turn out, but I expected it to be a much bigger turn out just
• 32:28
  because the time wasn't, you know, the mass crack of dawn.
• 32:34
  So that was good. There was some good discussion
• 32:36
  there too. So that was that was good.
• 32:39
  And then so that was the Saturday.
• 32:41
  Do adjust the tip about that the Mythbusters.
• 32:47
  We totally could. So that was the Saturday.
• 32:51
  We basically had the rest of Saturday and Sunday to get
• 32:56
  situated and get packed and whatever because we left for
• 33:00
  California Monday morning. Oh fuck.
• 33:04
  Yeah, it was like it, yeah, it was, it was, it was crazy.
• 33:09
  And like my partner was still getting things delivered that
• 33:12
  she was trying to figure out what to wear while we were
• 33:14
  there. So that was like, yeah, it was
• 33:18
  my stuff was all situated, but it we it was, it was basically
• 33:28
  for three days, four days. So we got there on Monday and
• 33:33
  I'm, so we got there Monday and it was like we got there, you
• 33:40
  know, late afternoon ish, like right around, I think it was
• 33:43
  right around 4:30 or so and it was like maybe 70° out.
• 33:49
  We went to go walk around Downtown Disney and I had to
• 33:52
  like grab a we we actually, we actually had to go to Walmart to
• 34:00
  get a couple things because I didn't have like a normal
• 34:04
  sweater. You knew it was gonna be cold
• 34:08
  all. My stuff was Disney themed.
• 34:09
  I didn't think about it. So I had stuff planned for
• 34:12
  Disney, but I didn't have just like a normal fucking sweater to
• 34:15
  be able to wear to go. That's fine.
• 34:17
  So and I also had to get a pair of jeans because.
• 34:21
  Why? So the pair of jeans that I was
• 34:25
  wearing, I'm actually really sad about this.
• 34:26
  They were super comfy. They were a pair of Calvin Klein
• 34:30
  jeans and a few months ago I noticed that there was like a it
• 34:34
  was getting ripped by the pocket.
• 34:36
  So I took it to get repaired and they patched it and whatever,
• 34:39
  it's fine. And we're walking down and we
• 34:44
  didn't even notice this. We're walking down Downtown
• 34:47
  Disney and my partner goes, so be careful when you move.
• 34:55
  You have a hole in your pants by the other pocket.
• 34:58
  And I'm like. Also, not the one they just
• 35:01
  repaired, but the. Other one and then I think I
• 35:04
  went to use the restroom and lo and behold, I also had another
• 35:08
  hole like right up the seam in the back and I'm like fuck.
• 35:11
  So yeah, we had to and to replace some jeans and things
• 35:15
  that was, that was like, fuck. So that was, you know, but
• 35:22
  Tuesday was our first full day at the park.
• 35:23
  We were at Disneyland on Tuesday.
• 35:26
  Wednesday we didn't do anything. We didn't go to the park during
• 35:28
  the day 'cause we had Star Wars night Wednesday night.
• 35:30
  Thursday we were at California Adventure.
• 35:31
  Friday we were at Disneyland. And it was, it was so nice.
• 35:38
  It stayed in like the 70's the entire time we were there.
• 35:41
  It was fucking glorious. It was actually nice in Texas
• 35:47
  too. They warned us if we had stayed
• 35:49
  another day it was going to get to.
• 35:50
  Get hot. Yeah, it was like, it was, it
• 35:55
  was, it was so nice. And like, we actually made sure
• 35:59
  that we, we had our, I had a flannel and Dee had a like a
• 36:05
  sweater thing for our first day. And like, normally we're gonna
• 36:10
  put it in the, in one of the lockers, but we kept it on us
• 36:13
  'cause it was getting chilly. So you were like, Oh my God,
• 36:14
  it's way to put the thing on Wednesday.
• 36:19
  It was, it was just, it was so perfect.
• 36:23
  Like it was just perfect. And then Wednesday we got up and
• 36:27
  we decided that we were gonna go and like have, you know, brunch
• 36:30
  near the beach. So we went down to Seal Beach
• 36:35
  and we had food and then we walked on the pier, went and put
• 36:40
  our toes in the sand for a little bit.
• 36:42
  I was not wearing a hat and apparently my head got a little
• 36:45
  bit sunny because when I got home and started, like when I
• 36:49
  showered and stuff here, it was a couple days later.
• 36:53
  But like last night I was like, my head is peeling, which is
• 36:57
  different. Yeah, I haven't.
• 37:00
  I haven't had a sunburn on my head yet.
• 37:04
  And then Wednesday night we were at Star Wars night, which was so
• 37:09
  cool. It was our first like Disney
• 37:11
  After Dark event 'cause, you know, they have like the Oogie
• 37:13
  Boogie Bash and like, they have different things that you know,
• 37:16
  you know, And at 6:00, if you have the, if you have the
• 37:20
  ticket, you can get in early 8:00, they start kicking all
• 37:23
  the, the normal people out. So you can only stay in or yeah,
• 37:28
  you can only stay in if you have the, the the special
• 37:32
  credentials, which was super fun.
• 37:35
  It was, it was so cool. Would totally do it again.
• 37:39
  Oh, that group photo, that's the amount of people that were
• 37:43
  there, no. No, no, that's just the people
• 37:45
  that like did the parade. They do like a parade.
• 37:51
  And then we do we happen to like, yeah, we happen to like
• 37:54
  jump in kind of at the last like little bits.
• 37:57
  We were at the end. So we got to like, we were
• 37:58
  literally like right next to Mickey and Minnie, who we happen
• 38:00
  to just be dressed like, 'cause Minnie is dressed as BB8, Mickey
• 38:04
  dressed as R2D2. What?
• 38:08
  So we were, yeah. It was just like.
• 38:11
  Dressing like other people, that's.
• 38:13
  Right. We averaged close to like 20,000
• 38:17
  steps a day, which for some people, if you're up and about,
• 38:20
  like that's not a ton, But for me, I sit all day.
• 38:24
  So 20,000 steps a day is a lot. I didn't die.
• 38:30
  My foot stayed on. We actually stayed pretty close
• 38:34
  to our budget, which was good. We didn't buy like a ton of like
• 38:38
  random stuff. We got a couple.
• 38:41
  We got a couple of like souvenirs and things.
• 38:43
  We like got some pins to be able to trade and and do stuff.
• 38:48
  But I mean most of what we spent money on was like food, 'cause
• 38:52
  they had like fun food, things that we wanted to try and stuff.
• 38:54
  And so that was like, it was, it was good.
• 38:58
  We were, we Disney bounded all four days.
• 39:01
  I'll explain what that is a little bit later.
• 39:03
  But we totally need like Disney friends also.
• 39:07
  So while we were there, we kept getting notifications on the app
• 39:11
  like upgrade to an annual pass. And we're like, annual passes
• 39:14
  are expensive. We're not going to do that.
• 39:16
  But then they're like, hey, we're going to apply like the
• 39:20
  total cost of your trip to the cost of an annual pass.
• 39:28
  Yeah. So we got suckered into that.
• 39:29
  We were like, fuck, OK. It's the lowest tier.
• 39:32
  So like there's, you know, blackout dates and stuff like
• 39:35
  that. A lot of other weekends, but
• 39:36
  it's like, I have enough PTO, but we can still go.
• 39:40
  And if we go for one more like 3 day trip then it.
• 39:43
  Basically pays for it. It pays for it though, yeah.
• 39:48
  So that was like. I wonder how that is for
• 39:51
  families. I should look into that.
• 39:55
  You should look into that because like, yeah, because like
• 39:57
  it, it applied the entire cost of our trip to the the annual
• 40:00
  pass. So it's like I want and then we
• 40:07
  definitely need more friends to go to like to, to come with us
• 40:10
  to the parks because like I said, I can't ride some of the
• 40:14
  roller coasters and Dee won't go on some of the other rides with
• 40:18
  me. So like we need people to come
• 40:22
  do things plus. It's more fun if you go with
• 40:25
  people. Not that we didn't have fun, we
• 40:26
  always had fun, but it's we like doing stuff like that with with
• 40:30
  people. And then we got back and pretty
• 40:35
  much like the next day started putting up the new fence and
• 40:41
  stuff in the backyard for the pigs.
• 40:42
  Like they they have been running amok in the entire yard and
• 40:46
  we're like, OK for their safety. Let's just see how this
• 40:49
  experiment goes 'cause they a little.
• 40:54
  Well, they're smart, they're smart.
• 40:58
  So they're they're getting used to like not being able to be out
• 41:01
  in the yard, but they kind of have it made over there.
• 41:04
  Like it's a it's a very large area and we like we have their
• 41:10
  house. There's like they have lots of
• 41:12
  space to like lounge. They've got their mud pit.
• 41:15
  We they're gonna have. Like right now you have done
• 41:18
  more for the pigs than you have for the children.
• 41:21
  Seriously I have like 2 pools. We pulled up the turf out front
• 41:25
  and like. You.
• 41:27
  Know put it back there so they have like all this area it's
• 41:30
  great and also I got all my travel booked for thrust fest,
• 41:35
  my flight hotel everything is good to go so I'm excited for
• 41:39
  that all right, let's roll into so my tip it's not I mean it's
• 41:46
  not kind of a tip, but I just wanted to like.
• 41:51
  No. I guess we can go ahead, that's
• 41:55
  fine. So we've kind of talked about
• 42:13
  different like travel tips and stuff before and you know, but
• 42:16
  I'm like, we're, you know, it's the summer people are going,
• 42:20
  they're travelling, they're doing stuff summer vacation.
• 42:22
  A lot of people are going to be going to Disney.
• 42:25
  So let's talk a couple about like some tips and tricks for
• 42:28
  enjoying Disney whether you're on a budget or not, because some
• 42:32
  people are more in a budget, some people aren't, and it
• 42:34
  doesn't you. Know a negative budget size?
• 42:38
  So one of the things that we like to do that we discovered a
• 42:43
  couple years ago is called Disney bounding.
• 42:47
  And if you look it up, if you Google it, it's super fun.
• 42:49
  What it is is it's you use normal clothes to sort of allude
• 42:52
  to a character ride or food or whatever.
• 42:57
  Like one of the days we did sort of classic Mickey and Minnie.
• 43:01
  So I had red shorts, I had a black shirt, a yellow bow tie,
• 43:04
  yellow shoes. And then like my Mickey ears
• 43:08
  hats. So you look like Mickey Mouse,
• 43:11
  right? Dee had a polka dot dress with a
• 43:15
  red bow, you know, so like. Minimum.
• 43:20
  Because, well, you're not allowed.
• 43:21
  Adults aren't allowed to wear costumes at Disneyland, so kids
• 43:27
  can. They will stop you and make you
• 43:31
  change if you were an adult and you tried to wear a costume.
• 43:33
  You're you're kind of diving into their.
• 43:38
  There's that and they always tell like, like, you know, like
• 43:42
  they always tell kids that, you know, if you're, if you're lost
• 43:44
  or whatever, go find like a character or whatever.
• 43:47
  So they don't want you to look like a character.
• 43:51
  So you wear things that kind of like make like that look like
• 43:56
  the character, but not really like I, I was Woody the first
• 43:58
  day. So I had like a yellow tank top.
• 44:00
  I had a cow print shirt over that.
• 44:03
  I wore jeans. I had Jean shorts planned
• 44:05
  originally but then had to switch to jeans because it like
• 44:08
  was chiller than it was supposed to be.
• 44:10
  I had a brown baseball cap and like woody ears.
• 44:13
  They were really cute red bandana.
• 44:15
  I had brown shoes and I even had socks that look like boots.
• 44:19
  What? So there's like, there's little
• 44:22
  things, it's so much fun and it's like, it's just another way
• 44:25
  to just add to the trip, you know what I mean?
• 44:27
  And most of the stuff that we found, like most of my stuff I
• 44:30
  found on like either Poshmark or Goodwill, you know, so it's like
• 44:36
  you don't always have to spend a ton of money on that either.
• 44:41
  So Disney gift cards are actually a great way to help
• 44:45
  budget for stuff like this because depending on, so
• 44:50
  depending on where you get them, like sometimes Costco or Sam's
• 44:53
  Club or whatever will have like a, you know, if you, you can get
• 44:56
  like $100.00 gift card for, right, and get like $100.00 gift
• 45:00
  card for like 90 bucks or something, right?
• 45:04
  So you figure if you're planning a trip, you can go maybe every
• 45:09
  payday or something and grab a gift card, you know what I mean?
• 45:15
  So you're not necessarily trying to spend it all at once, but you
• 45:18
  can get it in increments and you can just tuck that aside and
• 45:22
  then use that. You can use it at the parks, You
• 45:25
  can use it at like the World of Disney Store.
• 45:27
  Like you can, you know, you can get food, you can buy souvenirs,
• 45:30
  You can do all sorts of shit with the, with the, with the
• 45:32
  gift card. And if you, a lot of times if
• 45:35
  you get them at like Fry's or Safeway or things like that,
• 45:39
  they'll have fuel points. And if you get a Fry's, it's
• 45:43
  Kroger, you can go use a Kroger thing in California.
• 45:50
  So a lot of times, unlike we had, they had a thing, they had
• 45:54
  a thing at Fry's the weekend we left where it was like 4 times
• 45:59
  the fuel points, the air is. Blowing on my.
• 46:01
  So if you get, you know, say you spend like 500 bucks or whatever
• 46:07
  on a gift card, you'll get, you know, a good chunk of fuel
• 46:12
  points which you can use to put gas in your car before you go.
• 46:15
  And then when you're filling up to come home, same thing.
• 46:18
  So you save a few bucks there. So it's a good way to budget and
• 46:23
  you can, you know, you'll end up saving a few bucks depending on
• 46:26
  where you get it, you know? And you use the gift cards to
• 46:28
  buy tickets. I think so.
• 46:34
  I think you can. I think as long as it's like,
• 46:37
  I'm pretty sure we actually did that 'cause someone, a couple
• 46:42
  people gave us. Can somebody verify that cause a
• 46:46
  couple? No, you, I know you can actually
• 46:49
  because someone gave us a couple of Disney gift cards in our
• 46:52
  honeymoon fund and we were able to use that to get to go towards
• 46:59
  I think the Star Wars night tickets.
• 47:02
  So yes, so that's a, it's a just, it's just.
• 47:05
  A little like my birthday, Ben. If you are going with kids or if
• 47:14
  you're trying to kind of even, you know, stay more within a
• 47:17
  budget, bring like a cooler bag or like a small cooler like a,
• 47:21
  you know, and you can bring extra snacks.
• 47:23
  You can bring sandwiches and stuff like that.
• 47:26
  Oh, they let you. They let you, I would recommend
• 47:30
  so you're not dragging the stupid thing around with you all
• 47:33
  over the place. If you rent a locker, a large
• 47:35
  locker is $15 a day, which is not bad.
• 47:39
  And you can put your cooler bag in there, you know?
• 47:42
  And then go and grab food as you need it, you know, right?
• 47:48
  That way you don't have to spend a ton on food if you don't want
• 47:51
  to. Even the smaller lockers, which
• 47:55
  are 7 bucks a day can hold, you know, a backpack.
• 47:59
  So if you have like a cooler backpack kind of thing, you'd be
• 48:01
  able to put that in there and you know, so that, that,
• 48:03
  that'll, that'll help, you know, stay within a budget, especially
• 48:07
  if you have kids and things, you know, like keep, it'll keep you,
• 48:13
  it'll help keep you within a little bit of a budget.
• 48:16
  Not all the food at Disneyland is crazy expensive.
• 48:21
  You know, there's, there are some things that are maybe 10
• 48:26
  bucks or so you can get things like hot dogs and corn dogs and,
• 48:30
  you know, things that aren't crazy crazy.
• 48:35
  And we were able to share a lot of stuff because the portions
• 48:38
  were actually pretty good size and there's water stations all
• 48:44
  over. Everywhere.
• 48:45
  Yeah, so you can, you know, if you bring a water bottle, any
• 48:50
  place will give you a cup of ice.
• 48:51
  If you want a cup of ice, they'll give you a cup of ice.
• 48:53
  You can put the cup of ice in your water bottle and then just
• 48:55
  fill it up as you go. So you know.
• 48:58
  And I think the cups if like if you buy a soda, especially if
• 49:03
  you buy a souvenir cup, I think they're refillable or it used to
• 49:12
  be that way. The sippers I think are but you
• 49:14
  have to spend like 30 bucks on the sipper but a.
• 49:19
  Standard Cup is not. There's no way that that's
• 49:22
  happening. Right, so.
• 49:28
  You lose your cup, you don't get to drink.
• 49:31
  We found that the like the Lightning Lane passes weren't
• 49:36
  necessarily all that worth it unless you ride like all the
• 49:39
  rides that are available, which. Say that again.
• 49:45
  So the Lightning Lane is like where you get to kind of bypass
• 49:48
  some of the, you know what I mean?
• 49:49
  But first of all, they don't have all the rides on the
• 49:53
  Lightning Lane. And if you don't ride all the
• 49:57
  rides that are available, then it's like, why do you have this?
• 50:01
  You know what I mean? Like if you're only going to use
• 50:03
  it because the the bigger rides like Rise to the Resistance and
• 50:06
  Radiator Springs, they require you to actually purchase an
• 50:10
  extra like an additional pass. So if you have a lightning lane,
• 50:14
  you still have to spend like 30 bucks on another fucking
• 50:16
  lightning lane to be able to use lightning Lane for those.
• 50:18
  So it's like, so that's just the way it is.
• 50:23
  So like really it's more like just sort of keep an eye on the
• 50:27
  wait times and then just hop on when things are lower, which
• 50:34
  lines are inevitable. It's just what it is.
• 50:38
  Plan accordingly. Like if you've got little ones
• 50:41
  with you or if you know that you're about to get hangry or
• 50:45
  whatever, grab a snack before you get in line.
• 50:47
  There's trash cans all along the lines.
• 50:50
  Like they have trash cans like every 10 feet of the lines.
• 50:52
  Like they, you know, and don't be a Dick.
• 50:56
  Like lines are inevitable. They're gonna fucking happen.
• 51:01
  I always think how this one I go to Disneyland is, people are
• 51:05
  like, Oh my God, the line is so long.
• 51:07
  I've been here for so long and I'm like.
• 51:08
  It's like, yes, you, you know this, this is the, this is the
• 51:11
  thing. This is what it had like.
• 51:13
  This is what it. Is like ticket only gets you so
• 51:14
  far girl, we're all on this. Like just suck it up.
• 51:21
  Like if you don't want to stand in line, go somewhere else, you
• 51:25
  know what I mean? Like if you have health concerns
• 51:28
  to budget for the what is it the wheelchair or the scootered?
• 51:36
  The yeah, scootered, yes. Yeah, like it just, it is, it is
• 51:41
  what it is. Like just accept the fact that
• 51:43
  there is going to be lines. Like that's what it is.
• 51:45
  If you're not like super concerned about watching the
• 51:48
  fireworks or like if you watch the fireworks one night, but
• 51:50
  then like if you're there multiple nights, you're not
• 51:51
  there, go ride rides during the fireworks and like Fantasma and
• 51:56
  stuff. Because the wait line, the wait
• 51:58
  times are usually shorter because everybody's watching the
• 52:01
  fireworks, everybody's watching the fireworks, everybody's
• 52:05
  watching Fantasma, everybody's doing the thing.
• 52:06
  So just go go that like. An hour show depending on the
• 52:12
  night. So it's a lot.
• 52:14
  It's, I mean, the lines are quite a bit shorter at that
• 52:16
  point. So do go do that.
• 52:19
  I, I recommend going with friends.
• 52:23
  Friends mean no one has to ride alone.
• 52:25
  Food can be shared. Hotels can be split.
• 52:29
  You know, most hotels in the area around the parks have
• 52:34
  shuttles that run throughout the day, so you can save on parking
• 52:37
  if you go that route. Ours had one that ran most of
• 52:41
  the day. There was a space in like the
• 52:43
  middle of the day where they didn't run, but then they ran
• 52:46
  until after that. They ran until close.
• 52:48
  So you know. The last time I was there I had
• 52:51
  a hotel that was across the way, but we caught like this bus.
• 52:58
  They don't have that bus anymore.
• 53:01
  What happened? They stopped it and in a way,
• 53:03
  but I know what you're talking about.
• 53:04
  The first time we went they had that, but we they know they
• 53:06
  stopped it. It's rude.
• 53:08
  It was a couple years ago. I know if you do decide to park
• 53:14
  in like the parking structures and stuff, the parking
• 53:18
  structures actually have in and out privileges.
• 53:20
  So if you need to take a break, you need to go back to the hotel
• 53:23
  and you need to whatever you can leave and come back and not have
• 53:27
  to pay again. You just have to go back to the
• 53:29
  same parking. Garage.
• 53:32
  So like if you're a Mickey and Friends, right?
• 53:35
  If you're in Mickey and Friends and you have to go back to
• 53:36
  making friends, if you're in Toy Story or Pixar, then you have to
• 53:39
  go back to that one. So you just have to.
• 53:42
  Also my thing is if you do get the hotel that's close enough
• 53:46
  that you can walk to the park, I would recommend that.
• 53:50
  There's that too. If you are close enough and you
• 53:52
  can do it, you can walk. Ours was like over a hill and it
• 53:57
  was like, like it was close. But I'm like, we, we did Uber
• 54:02
  back like after Star Wars, but it was like a $10 Uber.
• 54:07
  So like it was cheap, you know what I mean?
• 54:09
  So, and you know, if you want to like go the route where you have
• 54:16
  like, you know, different ears or like lounge fly bags,
• 54:19
  whatever that match your outfit or your character or whatever, I
• 54:24
  highly recommend looking on Etsy for ears.
• 54:28
  They're usually more affordable and you can find pretty much any
• 54:33
  character. And they're actually a lot of
• 54:35
  them are cuter than what you can find at the parks.
• 54:36
  Like my woody ears were way cuter than the woody ears that
• 54:41
  we saw at the parks. Way cuter.
• 54:44
  And they're a little bit sometimes they're more
• 54:46
  customizable if you find him on Etsy and things you can reach
• 54:50
  out to the the maker and you know, tweak or whatever.
• 54:53
  But like there's nothing Bo peep at the parks like at all.
• 54:57
  So there wasn't any way I was going to be able to find.
• 55:00
  I don't fucking know. We were.
• 55:01
  Wondering too, I know and there's like.
• 55:04
  Nothing Bo Peep, which is stupid.
• 55:06
  So I got I got D Bo Peep ears off of Etsy to go with with that
• 55:12
  bound. And then for like for lounge
• 55:15
  flay stuff, look for, you know, look on the resale apps like
• 55:18
  Poshmark or Depop or, you know, things like that.
• 55:22
  Depending on the bag and the seller, you can find usually
• 55:26
  something that you're looking for within your budget.
• 55:28
  Like all of our stuff comes from like second hand, like
• 55:32
  reselling, you know, whatever. I think we've only bought like
• 55:35
  new lounge fly bags maybe once, maybe twice.
• 55:38
  That's because it was on clearance, but you can find
• 55:42
  like, you know, ears and other accessories and stuff like that
• 55:45
  on those sites too. So like I, I, you know, so
• 55:49
  there's, there's ways to be able to go and, and do these things
• 55:52
  and you know, and have fun and Disney bound or, you know, do
• 55:58
  the character thing, whatever. Like there's all sorts of things
• 56:00
  that you can do to save a few bucks here and there.
• 56:04
  And if you don't care about saving a few bucks, great.
• 56:07
  It doesn't fucking matter. Do whatever, but there's still
• 56:08
  ways that you can. If you're that friend that
• 56:12
  doesn't care how much money you spend, I have a family of five
• 56:19
  that's looking to go to Disneyland.
• 56:22
  I hear it at least once a week. We're like, we're sitting there
• 56:26
  looking like, like these families walking around with
• 56:28
  like some of them had tiny babies.
• 56:29
  And I'm like. They get him free.
• 56:33
  I know, but then what are you fuck you going to do with this
• 56:35
  potato that can't do shit Now you have to like hand it off.
• 56:39
  All right, your turn to ride a ride here, hold the potato.
• 56:43
  No, then you end up riding rides by yourself and like juggling.
• 56:46
  There was like 1 family that had like, I don't know, six kids or
• 56:49
  something and I'm like. And they were all too little to
• 56:51
  basically do anything and I'm like.
• 56:55
  I think that's what I'm afraid of.
• 56:57
  I don't want to wait until they get.
• 57:00
  I think 40 inches, 40 inches I think is the minimum for most
• 57:04
  things. And I'm like, you're bringing
• 57:07
  these babies and shit, what the hell are they going to do?
• 57:09
  They're not going to remember anything.
• 57:10
  They're nothing. They will remember nothing.
• 57:13
  And you get to remember how you got to take take turns holding
• 57:17
  the baby while one person went on a ride by themselves.
• 57:20
  I'm like. Or they go with other family
• 57:22
  members. I have seen that.
• 57:24
  Yeah, I'm just like, no thank you, no thank you.
• 57:31
  Or just leave the fucking kids at home.
• 57:34
  That's. That was, I do love my children,
• 57:38
  but it was time for yeah, for us by ourselves.
• 57:47
  I'm like, I, I, I, I was saying how I really wanted to like, I
• 57:53
  want to do like a, a photo set of like families going into the
• 57:59
  park and then families leaving the park because the, the
• 58:02
  parents always looked worse than the kids when they're coming
• 58:06
  because the kids were just passed out.
• 58:07
  The like the parents always looked like they wanted to
• 58:09
  shoot. Themselves.
• 58:10
  Because you know what? The kids want to go on
• 58:12
  everything. And if you can't afford it, then
• 58:15
  why can't I go on there? Oh my God, why can't I go on
• 58:18
  there? Oh, I saw Mickey.
• 58:19
  Can I go back and see Mickey? When are we going to see many
• 58:22
  kids? Are throwing tantrums they're
• 58:24
  tired they're over it and like the family's like there was one
• 58:27
  family that passed us like they were on their way out and I it's
• 58:30
  like oh y'all are just done so done and like the.
• 58:36
  Parents, just as a person that has gone a as like I wasn't a
• 58:43
  counselor, but somebody that has taken care of kids and taken
• 58:49
  them there. I would say like if you can
• 58:55
  split the day because kids handle things a lot differently,
• 59:00
  like in small chunks. And sometimes, like, you can
• 59:04
  tell they're overwhelmed, they're happy, but they're
• 59:07
  overwhelmed and they start to get like, I don't know what to
• 59:10
  call it, like annoyed almost. Jesus Christ, half of them are
• 59:13
  like completely overstimulated within 5 minutes of getting into
• 59:16
  the parks. Like they're just.
• 59:18
  Like colors. Oh my God, everything sounds
• 59:21
  like the Disney movie and. Right.
• 59:24
  Like every there's just so much and there's so many people and
• 59:27
  all the things and it was like. So if you're, if you have the
• 59:32
  time and can, I've seen families like rotate stations basically,
• 59:38
  right, so that not everybody is in the same spot.
• 59:42
  And that has been kind of helpful.
• 59:44
  But when we took a group of kids, it was easier to, like, be
• 59:48
  like, OK, we're going to spend like two or three hours doing XY
• 59:52
  and Z and then, you know, back off the park for a minute
• 59:56
  because, right, You could tell their minds are like, what?
• 1:00:00
  Whoa, what? This is why I like having the
• 1:00:04
  like the in and out privileges with the parking is kind of
• 1:00:06
  handy because then you can go, you can do something, you know,
• 1:00:13
  go to the parks for a while, you can leave, you can go back, you
• 1:00:16
  can take a nap. For an hour, there's a lot of
• 1:00:19
  mom and pop restaurants. We did that on Tuesday I
• 1:00:24
  Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednes, Tuesday, Tuesday.
• 1:00:28
  We like left for a little bit, took a nap for an hour, went
• 1:00:33
  back to the parks. I would say even if you go with
• 1:00:37
  full on adults, sometimes you're like, hey, I need to go back to
• 1:00:41
  the room. Right.
• 1:00:42
  It's fine to take a break. It's fine to like know your
• 1:00:46
  limits like you don't have to, you don't have to power through
• 1:00:50
  like it's still gonna be there if you.
• 1:00:52
  If you got like multiple day tickets, this is what I don't
• 1:00:56
  understand. The people that go like multiple
• 1:00:57
  days and then try to get through the whole park and like a day,
• 1:01:01
  you're like, no. We didn't go till like noonish
• 1:01:05
  on Thursday. We slept in a little bit after
• 1:01:08
  Star Wars night, then got up and went, 'cause we're like
• 1:01:12
  literally have hours. So plus it was California
• 1:01:14
  Adventure and California Adventure doesn't have as much
• 1:01:16
  as like Disneyland. So we're like, I'm, we're, you
• 1:01:19
  know, we're fine. But I'm like, no, if we're gonna
• 1:01:23
  be here multiple days, we're gonna like take our time.
• 1:01:25
  We're not. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:27
  Booking it through the park, No. Yeah.
• 1:01:30
  So yeah, I love that I don't have to look into saving up on
• 1:01:34
  the, well, Disneyland thing and then be like family members.
• 1:01:40
  Hey, right, we're saving up for Disney.
• 1:01:45
  You should just be like, hey, you know, just you can get us,
• 1:01:47
  you know, Disney gift cards for like, Christmas birthdays.
• 1:01:53
  Yeah, keep those. Love that anyway.
• 1:02:00
  And so we both experienced great weather while we were gone and
• 1:02:05
  then? Oh my God, We drove back.
• 1:02:08
  It was gross. We went, we left when we left on
• 1:02:11
  Saturday morning, it was like in the 70s.
• 1:02:14
  It was beautiful. And then within like a couple
• 1:02:17
  hours, it was like we. Could just feel the creep on you
• 1:02:20
  it's. Awful.
• 1:02:23
  So mad. We got out of the car in Palm
• 1:02:25
  Springs and we were like fuck this.
• 1:02:31
  So mad. I don't know what's going on,
• 1:02:36
  but in the airport it was hot in Texas and in Phoenix, 'cause we
• 1:02:43
  were getting on the plane and it was hot like inside and I was
• 1:02:48
  like, it's cool outside. Why is?
• 1:02:50
  It that would that is like my There have been times when I've
• 1:02:54
  flown on airplanes and the AC wasn't working.
• 1:02:57
  That is the quickest way to make me completely sick.
• 1:02:59
  I will end up throwing up all over the place.
• 1:03:01
  I can't do it. Can't do it.
• 1:03:04
  I will like yeah, it is. Yeah, the plane definitely well
• 1:03:09
  flying back and on the way there was full each time yeah, This is
• 1:03:19
  why I fly really early 'cause nobody is on these planes, right
• 1:03:24
  Last time I I'm. Hoping I'm hoping that my flight
• 1:03:26
  to Toronto is like. I'm hoping that my flight to
• 1:03:29
  Toronto is fairly like empty 'cause it's like on a Tuesday.
• 1:03:33
  Yeah, we flew back on the. Flying to Toronto on the
• 1:03:36
  Tuesday. Turn my back on Fridays.
• 1:03:40
  No. I know better, but I did not
• 1:03:44
  book my flight so I can't complain.
• 1:03:46
  So anyway, let's get into the the news.
• 1:03:53
  Do we have time for that? Yeah, go ahead.
• 1:03:56
  We're only a few minutes over. Well, I hope I don't get like a
• 1:04:19
  stop or cease and desist letter from the TSA 'cause they are in
• 1:04:25
  this episode. You're welcome.
• 1:04:28
  Oh well. The TSA confirms that officers
• 1:04:33
  can RIP this item from carry on bags even though they aren't
• 1:04:38
  banned, and that you can stand in line with your partner and
• 1:04:42
  have their ticket on your phone. But what is the item that you
• 1:04:46
  think that this is? Believe it or not, people are
• 1:04:51
  carrying around PVC pipe and their carry ONS.
• 1:04:56
  I don't know why, just as long as you don't bring like your
• 1:05:04
  power tools and stuff. But like, I don't understand.
• 1:05:08
  Plus I lived in the era of 911 and that sounds kind of balmy.
• 1:05:17
  It's like OK. Yeah, so it should be on the
• 1:05:22
  banned list to me it. Will be because someone's going
• 1:05:28
  to get mad at somebody and they're going to pull the
• 1:05:30
  fucking PVC pipe out of their bag and then they're going to
• 1:05:32
  beat someone over the head of it and then it'll go on the band
• 1:05:35
  list. Damn, damn, damn.
• 1:05:40
  Anyhow, I couldn't believe that. I thought it was a fake
• 1:05:44
  headline. And then it like, you know how
• 1:05:46
  like you Google stuff and then you're like, oh, that's fake
• 1:05:49
  because it doesn't show up anywhere else.
• 1:05:51
  Oh no, it just kept showing up everywhere.
• 1:05:53
  And I was like, come on, come on.
• 1:05:58
  OK, well, we wanna undo the system, and education is
• 1:06:03
  failing. God, this is kind of not good.
• 1:06:11
  A teenager dies after being reunited with his parents who
• 1:06:15
  were previously detained or kidnapped by ICE.
• 1:06:20
  It's such a sad. It's I, I I read about this.
• 1:06:25
  This is awful. Thing that we have gotten to the
• 1:06:30
  point where we are not even considering people human beings.
• 1:06:34
  Nope. That somebody, somebody was on
• 1:06:35
  their like deathbed that we didn't think like, you know,
• 1:06:44
  this is crazy. Maybe we should put the family
• 1:06:46
  back. We don't give a fuck, we don't
• 1:06:49
  care. Why the hell would we care?
• 1:06:52
  That's crazy to me. So crazy to me.
• 1:06:56
  So sad. So sad too.
• 1:07:03
  That was it. It was like, what the OK?
• 1:07:06
  Yeah, I. These people are going through
• 1:07:12
  it. The gay couple where the husband
• 1:07:17
  was detained by ICE. Excuse me, kidnapped by ICE, got
• 1:07:25
  reunited with his husband after 100 and something days.
• 1:07:36
  They're gonna have to, I know they're gonna have to do some
• 1:07:39
  work with each other, 'cause, you know, after the first couple
• 1:07:43
  days, then you don't know what he's experienced since he's been
• 1:07:47
  there, Right? Right.
• 1:07:50
  It's crazy. So the New York City mayor has
• 1:07:59
  made news multiple times since being in office.
• 1:08:03
  How do you say his last name? Ma'am, Donnie.
• 1:08:06
  Ma'am Donnie. Ma'am Donnie.
• 1:08:09
  Yeah. Announced that the city has cut
• 1:08:14
  12 billion. The 12 billion dollar budget
• 1:08:20
  deficit to 0. Now here we are.
• 1:08:31
  Somebody promised us that they would cut down our trillion
• 1:08:35
  dollar deficit, but we are spending billions a day on a
• 1:08:48
  war. Just want to put that in
• 1:08:53
  perspective. He did it.
• 1:08:55
  And how long has he been in office?
• 1:08:59
  What, less than a year? Yeah, but here we go.
• 1:09:04
  Can he run for president? Are we?
• 1:09:05
  Are we there yet? He says.
• 1:09:09
  I don't think he's. Right now, anyway.
• 1:09:13
  But I wonder if he's just saying that because he doesn't want the
• 1:09:17
  spotlight on that. Well, he's right, right?
• 1:09:20
  You know what I'm saying? Like he's like, no, no, no,
• 1:09:23
  we're not doing that. I'm being a mayor right now.
• 1:09:27
  Let's focus on being a mayor and that.
• 1:09:29
  But I would love give him a couple years maybe.
• 1:09:35
  'Cause I would, I would I, I, I, I think I would vote for him.
• 1:09:38
  I'd be about that. Especially if he's doing stuff
• 1:09:40
  like this. I'm waiting to see what else he
• 1:09:43
  does. If he says I brought universal
• 1:09:45
  healthcare to New York City, I'm going to be like, OK, what we
• 1:09:50
  need to reach New York and how do we get this nationwide?
• 1:09:55
  What's going on? Right?
• 1:09:57
  Yeah. So also the charades of people
• 1:10:02
  defending this person the the dump truck.
• 1:10:09
  I still don't understand, especially the latest that has
• 1:10:12
  come out on his social media. I and putting himself on $100
• 1:10:22
  bills maybe I don't know. No, those people that are on the
• 1:10:29
  bills right now barely earned it.
• 1:10:31
  So I don't think that. I mean, you know, he kind of
• 1:10:36
  fits with the, you know, the slave owners and things.
• 1:10:42
  Why not have, you know, the worst fucking president in
• 1:10:47
  history? You know, he's the best.
• 1:10:50
  The best. They say I'm the best.
• 1:10:53
  The best. Yeah, not.
• 1:10:55
  Oh, sad news. Jason Collins, the NB as first
• 1:11:03
  openly gay player, died this week at 47 of a brain tumor, I
• 1:11:11
  believe, like 8 months ago. Feel like that was.
• 1:11:17
  Yeah, I think it was 8 months ago.
• 1:11:19
  He found out, came on pretty severely, and now he's gone.
• 1:11:28
  I will say that he played a big part in part of that.
• 1:11:35
  Like, you know, like I wanna say like the millennial coming out
• 1:11:43
  stories because there were so many people that were,
• 1:11:47
  especially when I was a kid, like you can't be gay and
• 1:11:49
  playing basketball. And you're like, and so
• 1:11:56
  especially in the black community that is, that's a
• 1:11:59
  heavy, that's a heavy stride to carry.
• 1:12:04
  Though he did come out at the end of his career or toward the
• 1:12:08
  end of his career. So, but still make great strides
• 1:12:14
  even up until recently. So crazy, crazy to think.
• 1:12:22
  And I found out, sorry, I ran out of water.
• 1:12:31
  The number that he had was 98, I believe that was the number he
• 1:12:36
  had. And he did that in honor of
• 1:12:43
  Matthew Shepard, Did you know that?
• 1:12:46
  I did that. I remember reading somewhere,
• 1:12:48
  yes. I was like, Oh my God, I did not
• 1:12:52
  even know that because at first he had like, some other number
• 1:12:57
  that he didn't want. But then he switched it to 98,
• 1:13:00
  and that was his number as he traveled through teams.
• 1:13:04
  And I was like, oh, my goodness. And so he still continued on
• 1:13:08
  doing work even after his basketball career.
• 1:13:10
  So, yeah, crazy. I don't wish death on people,
• 1:13:20
  but wish that it could have been someone else, right?
• 1:13:25
  I know the the little grabby machine thing is missing all the
• 1:13:29
  people that it needs to be grabbing looking grim reapers.
• 1:13:33
  Like fuck damn it, that's not what I wanted.
• 1:13:39
  Yeah, so. But that's so crazy.
• 1:13:42
  And lighter news, disco superstar Martha Walsh.
• 1:13:49
  I thought it was Walsh. I think they're different
• 1:13:53
  people. They are will be honored at the
• 1:13:57
  Harvey Milk LGBTQ Plus Democratic Club's 50th
• 1:14:03
  Anniversary Gala on May 22nd. And I think she's always been,
• 1:14:12
  you know, our sassy diva fighting the fight with us.
• 1:14:22
  There are so many people out there that probably deserve
• 1:14:25
  awards like this. We should be just rooting for
• 1:14:28
  them and doing what we need from whatever they need from our
• 1:14:36
  side, 'cause yeah, this is no surprise.
• 1:14:41
  But GLAAD warns that the Internet has become a dangerous
• 1:14:46
  place for LGBTQ plus QIA plus people.
• 1:14:54
  I will say that the example of this is that I've been
• 1:14:59
  experiencing this. I feel like that's sort of like
• 1:15:03
  a. For like.
• 1:15:04
  The like I feel like I don't like.
• 1:15:09
  Well, it's an obvious. Storytellers, I think that we
• 1:15:12
  get the brunt of it. Where I have seen it recently is
• 1:15:20
  that we did that episode about redrawing the districts and boy
• 1:15:31
  oh boy do people not understand. Why make this about race?
• 1:15:37
  Because it is about race go. Away.
• 1:15:40
  I started hiding the comments 'cause I was like, OK, I'm not
• 1:15:44
  gonna even fight you because I know that you see things.
• 1:15:48
  Like you there there's you have to pick your battles because you
• 1:15:51
  know that the the people that are saying that are never.
• 1:15:54
  Things because I was like. They will never admit it.
• 1:15:58
  They will never see it'll it'll you know you're being racist
• 1:16:01
  because you're discriminating against white.
• 1:16:03
  People one one was like, well, why do we have to do everything
• 1:16:07
  to for the blacks or something? And I was like just for this
• 1:16:10
  statement alone right here. Right.
• 1:16:14
  And you are Exhibit A. This is why.
• 1:16:19
  I'm like, OK, should I screenshot what you just said so
• 1:16:22
  that I can just put it in the comment or right.
• 1:16:27
  So be careful out there. Don't stop being you.
• 1:16:34
  I feel like I'm saying this. Excuse me?
• 1:16:38
  As long as we can, we still need to be who we are 'cause I think
• 1:16:45
  the thing that they do is they threaten us.
• 1:16:47
  They trash talk us. They say you're, you don't
• 1:16:51
  matter because they want you to shrink, right?
• 1:16:56
  And they want you to. They basically don't want us to
• 1:17:00
  exist, right, Right. So I'm just like last if they
• 1:17:07
  can. Scare us back into the closet.
• 1:17:08
  That's like, that's good enough for them.
• 1:17:11
  Yeah, And last time they almost like like I just shut down, like
• 1:17:17
  it was a minute for me. But this time I feel like, OK, I
• 1:17:23
  can't. I can't have you keep telling me
• 1:17:26
  that I can't when I know that I'm just fine.
• 1:17:29
  And I was just fine before you got here.
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  So just go about your business. I don't say anything about your
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  truck that you're paying more gas money than I am.
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  They don't. They don't.
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  They don't care. They don't.
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  They don't like facts. They don't care.
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  They don't listen. It doesn't matter what you say.
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  It doesn't matter what you show them.
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  They don't care. They have they.
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  They will explain everything away.
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  Every time. Every time.
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  So yeah, saving my energy on that and starting to see, at
• 1:18:08
  least locally, some of the people that are running for like
• 1:18:11
  midterm things. Yeah, you all do your research.
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  Don't depend on AI to do the research.
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  OK, please. I'm saying that because, well,
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  and it says it on everything. AI can make mistakes.
• 1:18:34
  So go, if you know, somebody is running for town council and you
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  keep seeing their picture around and you're like, I'm gonna vote
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  for that person. Before you say I'm gonna vote
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  for that person, figure out why. Yeah, like, 'cause last year I
• 1:18:51
  was like, oh, there's a black guy on the, on the, you know,
• 1:18:54
  little town council. What did I find out?
• 1:18:57
  He's like the president of blacks for Donald Trump or
• 1:19:02
  something. And I'm like who?
• 1:19:04
  And he's like the president of the Republican or the black
• 1:19:08
  Republican Party. My.
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  OK, Nope, Nope. Not at all.
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  No, thank you. So yeah.
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  So let's see. Be safe out there because there
• 1:19:29
  are a lot of air quality warnings.
• 1:19:32
  The National Weather Service and environmental officials have
• 1:19:37
  issued air quality alerts urging residents in Texas, Colorado and
• 1:19:44
  Arizona to limit driving and reduce outdoor activities.
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  So basically don't go anywhere, just stay in your house.
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  Also, don't don't let them enforce the dummy law.
• 1:20:01
  Stay off the hiking trails. That man idiots.
• 1:20:07
  It's getting that time of year where people are going to be
• 1:20:09
  like, oh let's go hike smart camelback in 110 with no water
• 1:20:14
  in my children. Yeah, we find out who the smart
• 1:20:17
  people are. Don't be those people, OK,
• 1:20:22
  Stupid. Yikes, those stupid.
• 1:20:28
  I want to say her last name is La Doja.
• 1:20:32
  Grace. La Doja makes history as the
• 1:20:36
  first African woman to design her own shoe at Nike.
• 1:20:42
  This is great. Not sure if I'm a fan of the
• 1:20:45
  shoe. Maybe because I don't know the
• 1:20:47
  whole story. I feel like sometimes I'm OK
• 1:20:50
  with the art if I know the whole story, but I don't know if it's
• 1:20:54
  up to me to like decide that, but I think it's wonderful.
• 1:21:04
  I mean, I, I don't necessarily have to like buy it, like it,
• 1:21:09
  like good for you. I don't have to like it.
• 1:21:11
  You know what I mean? Like.
• 1:21:13
  Yeah, but I was like, oh, I don't know how I feel about this
• 1:21:19
  shoe. Good for you.
• 1:21:25
  That's what I felt like. I was like, oh, this is like
• 1:21:27
  when my kids bring art home sometimes I'm like.
• 1:21:30
  Oh, I'm, I'm looking at it now. It's I mean, I guess the colors
• 1:21:36
  are are very inspired. Yes, the shoe itself is hideous,
• 1:21:43
  yeah, but it's. Like good for you.
• 1:21:48
  Why are there like 15 shoelaces? I don't know.
• 1:21:52
  I really have to find the story and in in the stuff I read, I
• 1:21:56
  did not find the story because I'm definitely one to be like,
• 1:22:03
  oh, the art. But if you tell me the story
• 1:22:06
  behind it, I will. Like it's it like the colors and
• 1:22:09
  stuff are definitely like very African inspired.
• 1:22:12
  I could totally see that. I just wanted to know why all of
• 1:22:17
  them are like so intertwined like I.
• 1:22:20
  Get that? I just don't.
• 1:22:21
  Like I feel like that's like a hiking shoe maybe.
• 1:22:23
  I don't know. I just I the 17 fucking
• 1:22:28
  shoelaces would drive me nuts. Like I said, I'm not hating on
• 1:22:36
  her art. Like the I know why they're like
• 1:22:39
  the, the, the, you know, the red, the white, the green.
• 1:22:42
  I get that, you know, the orange, the black, like I.
• 1:22:45
  Under laces like why? Why aren't they like interwoven
• 1:22:50
  or? I don't know the 47 laces.
• 1:22:53
  I couldn't do it. I couldn't.
• 1:22:54
  Do it? I need to know what the function
• 1:22:56
  is like. And they're all three of them
• 1:22:59
  are different textures it looks like.
• 1:23:04
  So I would love to know more of the story.
• 1:23:08
  Maybe it's on her Instagram but. I'm I'm I'm looking you can
• 1:23:12
  keep. Going, oh, you're on her
• 1:23:13
  Instagram. I'm not on the Instagram or
• 1:23:16
  something else but. She posted on Instagram and I
• 1:23:21
  was. Like, oh, So what it is, is it's
• 1:23:28
  based on a Lagos, which is Nigeria.
• 1:23:35
  It's a homecoming festival. So she actually, so she actually
• 1:23:48
  started the festival in 2017. And I guess it's evolved into
• 1:23:51
  one of LEGO's most important cultural gatherings, bridging
• 1:23:55
  music, fashion, sport and art while creating a space for
• 1:23:58
  reconnection between Africa and its global diaspora.
• 1:24:04
  So it. Let's see here the homecoming
• 1:24:13
  Nike Air Max Plus collection 2 pair release.
• 1:24:16
  Weaving intricate storytelling rooted in African pride, late
• 1:24:20
  90s silhouette gets a complete makeover in this collaboration.
• 1:24:23
  The sneaker signature veins have been lifted to create a more
• 1:24:28
  sculptural overlay that sits above the upper rather than
• 1:24:32
  being embedded within it. Beneath it the standard mesh
• 1:24:34
  base is replaced with a textured, almost reptilian
• 1:24:37
  material, giving the shoe a tactile snakeskin like finish
• 1:24:40
  that amplifies it's already aggressive stance.
• 1:24:45
  The lacing system, swapping conventional strings for thick
• 1:24:48
  rope style laces that crisscross.
• 1:24:50
  The upper laces are done in red and green colors that honor the
• 1:24:56
  spirit of Pan Africanism. They've got lace charms, 1 is
• 1:25:01
  shaped in the outline of the African continent and one is
• 1:25:05
  honoring the homecoming festival.
• 1:25:08
  Interesting. So the first pair leans into the
• 1:25:11
  Pan African palette, which is anchored in black with hints of
• 1:25:14
  red and green, an explicit nod to themes of unity, identity and
• 1:25:18
  cultural pride that sit at the heart of the festival.
• 1:25:20
  The second pair takes a more expressive route, drenching the
• 1:25:23
  silhouette in a vivid safety orange gradient that mirrors the
• 1:25:26
  energy and intensity of Lagos itself.
• 1:25:31
  Interesting. So there you go, art.
• 1:25:37
  I would not wear them myself, but then I wouldn't for multiple
• 1:25:41
  reasons I would. Not I cannot tie my shoes with
• 1:25:44
  the two laces that I have. Right, adding three I'm like I
• 1:25:49
  don't I? I would be very like, what am I
• 1:25:54
  doing? You'd be like your shoes united,
• 1:25:59
  OK. I'd be like, it's on purpose,
• 1:26:01
  it's a trend. I'm very on trend.
• 1:26:05
  Leave me alone. It's in style these days.
• 1:26:09
  Speaking of in style and these days, what are we doing?
• 1:26:14
  Oh, tomorrow I will be at Drink Me Tea.
• 1:26:17
  Room for Alice in Wonderland Part 2 Drag Bingo.
• 1:26:25
  Join me at 5:30 and we start playing at six.
• 1:26:30
  If you don't have tickets, get them at Drink Me tearoom.com.
• 1:26:36
  And then rolling into June, June 6th and 7th already.
• 1:26:42
  We're almost there. Drag Story Hour Arizona will be
• 1:26:48
  at Fan Fusion both Saturday and Sunday at noon.
• 1:26:52
  I will be there Saturday and then both Felicia and I will be
• 1:26:54
  there on Sunday. So that'll be fun.
• 1:26:58
  One day is more like fairy tale fantasy themed and then Sunday
• 1:27:02
  is more like sci-fi stuff like that.
• 1:27:04
  So that'll be fun on the let me. See 14.
• 1:27:11
  It's actually, no, it's actually the 21st.
• 1:27:16
  On June 21st, both Felicia and I will be at Brick Road Coffee
• 1:27:22
  doing Drag Story Hour. It happens to be Father's Day.
• 1:27:24
  So, you know, if you want something that you can do and
• 1:27:26
  come out and get some coffee, whatever.
• 1:27:30
  Bringing. Other ones out to Father's Day
• 1:27:33
  Drag Story hour Brick Road Coffee on the 20th.
• 1:27:36
  So the day before you got to swap these two, I'll be doing a
• 1:27:40
  Pride trivia with Drag Story Hour Arizona at the Brick Road
• 1:27:43
  Coffee Mesa. So not the one in Tempe, but in
• 1:27:47
  Mesa at 5:00 PM there. Yeah.
• 1:27:54
  And then on July 10th we will be at Phoenix Cat Cafe for drag,
• 1:28:05
  bingo and cats. And this is to celebrate Freddie
• 1:28:09
  Prince Charming's birthday. And it's like right before I
• 1:28:14
  leave for thrust family. Oh, do you want Disney passes or
• 1:28:18
  or gift cards? Or do you want travel money?
• 1:28:25
  Yes, why not both? Why do I have to choose?
• 1:28:35
  Why are you making me choose one and then?
• 1:28:44
  I will be in Toronto for Thrust Fest, which is the weekend of
• 1:28:49
  July 24th. So Friday night, Saturday night
• 1:28:52
  and Sunday night is full of kings.
• 1:28:55
  It's gonna be amazing. I'm performing on night one, I
• 1:28:59
  do not know when exactly, but I'm performing on the first
• 1:29:05
  night. So no pressure at all.
• 1:29:09
  None, but that'll be fun. I'm excited for it.
• 1:29:15
  It'll, it'll be, it'll be something.
• 1:29:18
  And while I'm there, I'm gonna be sending in all my paperwork
• 1:29:21
  for my Canadian passport. So that'll be something to look
• 1:29:25
  forward to. That's why I'm actually going a
• 1:29:26
  little bit early so I have time to run around and like do all
• 1:29:29
  that so. Fun fun fun fun.
• 1:29:36
  And then we don't have a flyer for this yet.
• 1:29:39
  Maybe I should make it 'cause? I mean, it's not for a few
• 1:29:43
  months, so we have time. He'll be here before, you know,
• 1:29:50
  last. Whatever.
• 1:29:52
  September 3rd for those that have been asking and asking and
• 1:29:56
  asking sex. Trivia night at Gracie's Tax Bar
• 1:30:01
  is gonna be on September 3rd. At 8:00 PM is when we start the
• 1:30:08
  sign ups. And then 8:30 we start.
• 1:30:11
  Sensing a theme here. We start and then 30 minutes
• 1:30:15
  later you're like, oh, cool minute.
• 1:30:18
  We usually play 2 rounds, so sometimes people stick around
• 1:30:23
  'cause the first game is not like the second game.
• 1:30:28
  And usually it's very entertaining for Freddie and I
• 1:30:31
  because usually people have drank since 8:00.
• 1:30:37
  We get to the round about like 9/30, 10:00, and they're like,
• 1:30:43
  yeah, I know all of those. And you're like, OK, cool.
• 1:30:46
  So you should win, right? No, they don't.
• 1:30:52
  But it's entertaining for us. Love it.
• 1:30:56
  Also don't forget that you can book us for parties, Bar
• 1:31:00
  mitzvahs, Quinceanera. Funerals we put the fun in
• 1:31:07
  funeral, divorces, you name it. Yeah.
• 1:31:11
  You know, yeah, court hearings. I can't be a witness, though.
• 1:31:17
  Don't. No, no perjury.
• 1:31:22
  I can't do that. Not doing that.
• 1:31:25
  But yeah, book us, book us, book us, book us.
• 1:31:29
  As Freddy usually says, he's not booked anywhere, but the weekend
• 1:31:33
  kind of told on itself that was. I'm, I'm actually booked quite a
• 1:31:42
  bit in the next like month or so, which is, yeah.
• 1:31:49
  So yeah, look out for that and check out our Patreon for
• 1:31:56
  upcoming stuff. I did talk about the TSA thing.
• 1:31:59
  I had to put that down on the. I was like, I gotta talk about
• 1:32:03
  this real quick. I posted that like almost
• 1:32:06
  immediately when I got back 'cause I was like, fuck them
• 1:32:08
  people, right? Oh yes, be safe out there,
• 1:32:19
  travel in pairs, travel with friends, and we will see you for
• 1:32:26
  your Wednesday night conversation next week.
• 1:32:31
  Good night. None.