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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 8th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, listener discretion, is it.
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  Speaker 1: Lies the Woody Show?
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. A good morning everybody. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well we begin our journey here on this Wednesday midweek.
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  Speaker 3: It is April the eighth, twenty twenty six. My name
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  Speaker 3: is Woody. That is Greg Gore. Yeah, we got Menace.
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  Speaker 3: What is up high? Gina grad is right there. We've
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  Speaker 3: got Sea Bass. Yeah, he's got something he's going to
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  Speaker 3: share with us here in a second. There's Sammy, we
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  Speaker 3: got Morgan, he Vaughan is here, Dumbas Tyler is here,
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  Speaker 3: Bort and Menji are here as well. We've got the
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  Speaker 3: phones open eight seven seven forty four. Wood He set
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  Speaker 3: us a text over to two to nine eight seven. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: lots coming up for you today that we're gonna get to.
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  Speaker 3: I want to go to write the Sea Bass because
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  Speaker 3: he says he has a follow up for us on
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  Speaker 3: something that we had been talking about. Yeah, we discussed
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  Speaker 3: and I have.
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  Speaker 4: If you ever wanted to see what an actual lawsuit
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  Speaker 4: looks like, I've got it because I got sent from
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  Speaker 4: the Quitch.
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  Speaker 5: It's such a convoluted process. So I filed the lawsuit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you do that?
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  Speaker 4: That's all online, which is actually pretty easy. That they said,
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  Speaker 4: that's the thing. They should make that.
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  Speaker 3: Harder acceptable, And everybody is so like, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: when you send an email and it even gives you
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  Speaker 3: the option like, hey, are you sure it gives you
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  Speaker 3: that little like kind of that little moment where you
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  Speaker 3: can unsend it before it actually goes through. Yes, you
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  Speaker 3: haven't changed, like kind of cool off. Yep, and he
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  Speaker 3: goes people are for that. People are suing over the
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  Speaker 3: dumbest stuff. Well, here's the thing, is it made it
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  Speaker 3: so easy. It's not official to actually sue it. That's
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  Speaker 3: just step one. It doesn't really go.
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  Speaker 4: Then they send me three copies because I'm one for me,
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  Speaker 4: one for the guy, one for the company that I'm suing.
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  Speaker 3: So this this is based on what you just so
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  Speaker 3: do like like a turbo tax for like lawsuits. You
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  Speaker 3: feel out, why who all that stuff? This is? I use?
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  Speaker 3: This is the state's website here, right, But I'm saying
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  Speaker 3: when you go on the website, I just asked you
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  Speaker 3: questions and yet is this a person? Is this a company?
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  Speaker 3: Are they over eighteen? Where do they live? What's their
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  Speaker 3: full name. Then it generates this then that, which includes
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  Speaker 3: a cover letter which has the instructions for zoom court.
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  Speaker 3: Looks like I'm applying for a job. So just to
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  Speaker 3: remind everybody, So Sea Bass wanted the run for city
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  Speaker 3: council and I hired a company.
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  Speaker 4: I hired a company who promised me, oh, i'll get
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  Speaker 4: to we'll collect those signatures. You need five signatures. They
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  Speaker 4: said it'll take about a week. Strung me along, struck
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  Speaker 4: me along, start drumming along. Day of the final day
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  Speaker 4: I was to submit signature, so I had no chance.
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  Speaker 4: They called me two hours before they're due. It's say,
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  Speaker 4: we don't have the signatures. We didn't get enough.
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  Speaker 3: So the lawsuit is for what the entire cost of
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  Speaker 3: what they what they built, what they charged me, which
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  Speaker 3: was over ten thousand dollars. But what's the claim that
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  Speaker 3: The claim is that they violated the contract that I
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  Speaker 3: signed contract. By the way, yeah, got it right, right.
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  Speaker 4: So now, so they send me three copies of this
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  Speaker 4: the actual claim which Greg is reading right now, so
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  Speaker 4: that I have to send by certified mail copies to
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  Speaker 4: the person and to the company, which is the same address.
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  Speaker 3: So that's easy.
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  Speaker 4: Then I have to hopefully get and it's hopefully get
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  Speaker 4: that back. And then I got a zoom court in July.
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  Speaker 4: According to this list, zoom court, yeah, which is pretty few.
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  Speaker 2: So sending it certified mail? Is that the equivalent of
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  Speaker 2: your serve?
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  Speaker 3: So what is what is zoom court?
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  Speaker 6: That is you just appear online literally you you pop
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  Speaker 6: up and there's the judge and if we record this,
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  Speaker 6: it's that quick. I don't think that's legal it Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 6: I have a It is a public process, much like
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  Speaker 6: real court.
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  Speaker 3: Anybody can go to real court. Oh can we have
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  Speaker 3: all the listeners? Watch, here's what I have.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm not going to turn this piece of paper around,
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  Speaker 4: but I have a login info right here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm currently sharing with people. Oh damn man, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's incredibly fast. It's until July.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still Yeah, some of the small club you think
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  Speaker 2: takes years.
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  Speaker 4: And I said, I have to serve it to them
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  Speaker 4: within seventeen days of I believe seventeen days of the
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  Speaker 4: actual thing. But I'm gonna do it within like three months.
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  Speaker 4: So that's plainy thing. Here's the problem is if I
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  Speaker 4: don't hear back from them, or they're not there or
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  Speaker 4: that address is no good or they're no one's this
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  Speaker 4: is some fake business.
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  Speaker 3: That would you would you accept the settlement?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well, here's part of it that I haven't even
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  Speaker 4: brought up yet is when I first so day of
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  Speaker 4: when they again called me at three pm or email
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  Speaker 4: me at three pm saying we don't have what you
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  Speaker 4: need again giving me no time to go do it myself. Obviously,
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  Speaker 4: they said, well, well, well will we give you this
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  Speaker 4: like twenty percent refund to cover our our ministrative fees?
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  Speaker 4: So I I mad them back the next week. I said, okay,
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  Speaker 4: when can I because they had to mail me the signature,
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  Speaker 4: so that was part of the fifth deal, and I
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  Speaker 4: got the signatures back in the mouth, I said, one,
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  Speaker 4: can I expect the check for the.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: They said, well we decided that's not going to be possible.
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  Speaker 3: What we decided? Wait the signatures, Like, why would they
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  Speaker 3: even send them to you? What use is that's in
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  Speaker 3: the contract? They that's their delivery.
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  Speaker 6: And also can I just pretend to act as your
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  Speaker 6: legal counsel for a second listening, I would think that
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  Speaker 6: the the closer you give them the this stuff to
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  Speaker 6: the deadline, the less time they have to prepare, which
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  Speaker 6: would be a good thing for you as opposed to
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  Speaker 6: getting it to them early.
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  Speaker 4: Right, However, I had the courts aware of that, and
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  Speaker 4: they don't want it. Can also ask for something like that,
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  Speaker 4: all right if they say, we.
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  Speaker 3: Got this eighteen days beforehand, which is legal, right as
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  Speaker 3: the court's going to notice that I'm screwing around, and
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  Speaker 3: I think my case is pretty air tight.
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  Speaker 5: Now with legal documents. If I just throw them in
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  Speaker 5: the trash, right and then.
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  Speaker 3: Just ignore it, it goes away. Well, you it certified, happens,
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  Speaker 3: so you're not getting that. You're not gonna yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: then I'm just like, okay, and then show up for
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  Speaker 3: anything you probably it's a default judgment.
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  Speaker 6: Then you would more than just lose, you'd more than
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  Speaker 6: like the can they garnish your wages?
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  Speaker 3: So then what happens?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's because this is possible because I don't know
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  Speaker 4: if what he heard of this, but this same company,
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  Speaker 4: as I was researching my lawsuit, popped right up as uh,
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  Speaker 4: really screwing up a guy's candidacy in Colorado, getting him
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  Speaker 4: like two percent like they submitted all the signatures and
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  Speaker 4: only two percent more valid.
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  Speaker 3: So it's I think I think that's more fraud.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's my guess is that they're the person in
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  Speaker 4: because it's not a huge company, it's a small consulting firm.
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  Speaker 4: I'm guessing the guy at the top has problems and
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  Speaker 4: that might be possibly allegedly could be drugs or something alcoholic.
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  Speaker 3: So what's your question, though, Menace? My question is mean,
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  Speaker 3: what happens?
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  Speaker 5: So people they just like you lose and then they
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  Speaker 5: go I get to judge wages.
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  Speaker 3: Then, so let's say you're the company, you ignore it.
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  Speaker 3: What about your job? Uh? Sea Bass wins by default basically,
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  Speaker 3: and then whatever he was asking for is what the
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  Speaker 3: judgment was for. And that's it, because there's no question,
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  Speaker 3: like you you didn't, but.
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  Speaker 4: I ignoring that, that's it because yeah, I've got to
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  Speaker 4: then search for bank accounts, search for property, search free.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: At that point, it's not even fighting it from them
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  Speaker 3: because like they've lost. But you would then know that he's.
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  Speaker 5: Bringing up a point that I hear about all the time, like, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: you win in the lawsuit, but how do you like,
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  Speaker 5: how do they force.
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  Speaker 4: The If they're a real jump bag, then they've got
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  Speaker 4: they don't really have anything, and get my hands on
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  Speaker 4: and I believe at that point then you can then
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  Speaker 4: sell that judgment, probably for very little money to a
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  Speaker 4: collection agency. But I would rather just keep going after him.
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  Speaker 3: How did you guys see this? This Howard Stern story? So,
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  Speaker 3: Howard Stern is being sued by his ex assistant, his
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  Speaker 3: executive assistant, who says that Howard and his wife, Beth
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  Speaker 3: created a hostile work environment. The assistant managed Stern's home
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  Speaker 3: in the Hampton's, and Howard had unusually strict and deeply
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  Speaker 3: personal rules for the household staff. So that the Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you're in this person's home and you're a personal assistant,
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  Speaker 3: so wo'd assume that a lot of stuff would be personal,
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  Speaker 3: right anyway, you agreed? She said that she was asked
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  Speaker 3: to sign an NDA was reasonable that would keep her
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  Speaker 3: from talking about the business and personal affairs of Howard
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  Speaker 3: Stern and his wife, as well as their daily activities,
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  Speaker 3: personal habits, hobbies, food preferences, and sleeping habits. That all
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  Speaker 3: seems very reasonable. The lawsuit is specifically for wrongful termination
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  Speaker 3: and says that the assistant received a letter back in
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  Speaker 3: December saying that she was getting a raise, but then
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  Speaker 3: was then fired before the rais took effect.
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  Speaker 6: What does the other stuff you even have to do
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  Speaker 6: with it?
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  Speaker 3: She added, The firing was a result of a hostile
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  Speaker 3: work environment, as well as immense pressures on the household
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  Speaker 3: created by irresponsible and untenable animal rescue and fostering operations
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  Speaker 3: occurring on site.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I could see that a cat hoarder and massively.
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  Speaker 3: Disorganizing, questionable business operations and accounting practices.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so best is like a major cat which.
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  Speaker 3: Has gotten She's gotten Howard big time into I forget
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  Speaker 3: the name of the of the of the rescue organization. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so yeah, I wonder if his house has become like overrun, right,
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  Speaker 3: I wonder.
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  Speaker 5: I don't so he wouldn't like that he could pay
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  Speaker 5: to have it clean like constantly.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but if you have a billion animals over
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  Speaker 3: the place like gardens, Yeah, so untenable like so what
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  Speaker 3: would like when they say untenable animal rescue, like you
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  Speaker 3: just can't keep up.
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  Speaker 6: With as many cats as she's ringing there, I guess
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  Speaker 6: not sustainable north Shore, that's the one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one. So well, we'll see it sounds
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  Speaker 3: like someone's just bitter. Someone's a little bitter, and none of.
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  Speaker 6: This would have come out if she can get fired.
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  Speaker 6: You know, she was like what you wanted to.
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  Speaker 7: Work and what she was saying too in terms of
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  Speaker 7: the NDA stuff and everything like that, is that now
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  Speaker 7: that she's fouling this lawsuit, she's not allowed to publicly
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  Speaker 7: say anything about them. But there's nothing that protects her
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  Speaker 7: on the other end, So he has the platform to
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  Speaker 7: say whatever he wants.
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  Speaker 3: He's not going to say anything because he's getting sued.
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  Speaker 8: Happened.
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  Speaker 3: That's the first thing that you know, what and good
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  Speaker 3: because here's what Here's what really sucks about lawsuits everybody
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  Speaker 3: is that when whoever files right can say in their
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  Speaker 3: claim or anything they want. It doesn't have to be
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  Speaker 3: backed up by anything of actual fact. It could be
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  Speaker 3: out of context, it could be a lot of things.
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  Speaker 3: And that's the part and the public thing like this,
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  Speaker 3: that's the part that goes out there. That's what the
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  Speaker 3: that's what the press has to look at exactly right now.
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  Speaker 3: If you're on the receiving end of that, you were advised,
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  Speaker 3: because it's a legal situation to shut up and don't
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  Speaker 3: say anything. Let it play out right, because you may
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  Speaker 3: have all kinds of things to say about it, right
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  Speaker 3: but you can't. But in the meantime, this is the
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  Speaker 3: stuff that just gets to run wild.
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  Speaker 4: That tell Trevor Bauer that Trevor Bauer he had to
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  Speaker 4: shut his mouth, lose his job, move to jo which
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  Speaker 4: kind of rules.
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  Speaker 3: Blackmail the whole time.
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  Speaker 5: Well, guess what you're your millions of dollars are gone,
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  Speaker 5: gone gone form.
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  Speaker 3: Then let's just say, for the sake of argument here again,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure what happened here, none of us really
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  Speaker 3: are sure. But let's say Howard wins this and he
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  Speaker 3: beats this, right, He's gonna have plenty to say about it,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure at that point when it's over to kind
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  Speaker 3: of set the record straight. But does anybody care at
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  Speaker 3: that point, like everybody's kind of moved on. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: not going to get the headlines, of course that this
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  Speaker 3: one does, because a lie goes around was the phrase twice.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard that before before, gets it shoes on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, So,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's the thing when you get an
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  Speaker 3: these things. But I mean, I hope you win sea that,
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  Speaker 3: I hope. I hope you get billions of dollars.
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  Speaker 6: It's not that much.
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  Speaker 3: It's small claims, you know, you should do. You should
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  Speaker 3: start like a like a true crime podcast and oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: oh what I learned about true about small claims real quick.
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  Speaker 3: All the judge shows we've known, they're kind of they're
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  Speaker 3: kind of fake for it for a while. They're now
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  Speaker 3: all completely fake. So they always want so they just
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  Speaker 3: hire actors and they give them a small claim situation
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  Speaker 3: and then they pretend as if they were.
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  Speaker 6: Don't say, my beloved Judge Judy does that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean twenty years ago, probably not.
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  Speaker 5: But today, all these judge shows today, it's all fake.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do it. It's a guy I met at one
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  Speaker 3: of the radio things that I go to, the conferences
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  Speaker 3: where I'm on these panels and stuff. I met this guy.
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  Speaker 3: He's been on those shows like six different times as
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  Speaker 3: six different people. It's his whole thing, that's his things
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  Speaker 3: to like just be on the show.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw one. Guys like me and my friend
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  Speaker 6: always do it. Sometimes I'm doing him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I love those shows. You just think, oh, it's the
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  Speaker 3: real people, but they pay them, justive them.
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  Speaker 5: But you do get good characters like Rip Roland Ray.
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  Speaker 5: You know, he was the gay guy in a wheelchair
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  Speaker 5: that he cut his hair on fire.
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  Speaker 3: getting down to it. We got to close out the list.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the WO show, you talk about a nice bump,
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  Speaker 3: a nice raise. Caitlyn Clark, that's crazy. She's obviously the
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  Speaker 3: whole reason anybody even cares about the w Her salary
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  Speaker 3: has been bumped up to five hundred and twenty eight
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  Speaker 3: thousand dollars under the WNBA new Collective Bargaining Agreement. You
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  Speaker 3: know what it was, Caitlyn Clark, the star of the WNB.
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  Speaker 1: Do you do?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: One eighty five thousand? Damn five thousand?
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  Speaker 5: And they were making I mean, she got endorsements, which
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  Speaker 5: is good.
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  Speaker 3: She did. And again they talked about, okay, well the league,
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  Speaker 3: and that's true. The league doesn't bring in any money.
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  Speaker 3: The Lenk loses money. She should get negatives out. But
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  Speaker 3: she is the she is the only hope. She is
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  Speaker 3: the uh, the great white hope of the w NBA.
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  Speaker 9: She's not that hut When did I say that? You
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  Speaker 9: read my mind?
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  Speaker 3: Damn?
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  Speaker 9: She's not ugly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah no, she seems cool. I mean she she seems
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  Speaker 3: like a lesbians she's living the Sammy's dream life of
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  Speaker 3: just hanging out with her parents and going on vacation
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  Speaker 3: with him all the time. All right, Gena, grab what
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  Speaker 3: you got.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you know, Chloe Fyneman from SNL, she's getting some
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  Speaker 6: crap because she did this video interview with Vanity Fair
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  Speaker 6: and she was asking castmates like, guess which job I
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  Speaker 6: got fired from as a teenager. And that's when she
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: eventually revealed that she was tired as a camp counsel
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  Speaker 6: because she pants this kid and she would talk about her.
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  Speaker 6: She tricked him up to going on a hike and
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  Speaker 6: then pulled his pants down and then she got fired.
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: And she said it was retaliation because he used to
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: try and lift up her shirt and then.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: She wasn't trying to bang them no, and she said
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: like his.
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: Little wiener was out or whatever whatever.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold. I thought it was a
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: simple panting, like when someone's underwear or something. She took it.
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: She took it all down, so she so people are
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: pissed and they're coming and then Vanity Fair eventually edited
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: that part out. But everyone's like, what this you're talking about?
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: Exposing like a six year old boy and like doing it.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: A funny voice doesn't make it any better. Apparently it
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: was bad enough that they cut it out of the interview.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Whatever anybody has anybody in this room not been panted?
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: I have been, I mean not in.
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: Public like I have.
• 15:54
  Speaker 9: I gotten in trouble for I did it to my
• 15:56
  Speaker 9: friend the time when we were kids, and her mom
• 15:58
  Speaker 9: got so mad at me.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Your husband taking your pants off to friends at like
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: a party, like but.
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: Not like at the ball Andy took my pants off? Wait,
• 16:09
  Speaker 9: you should bring that back, like.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: How about to for Flint's I don't know. I think
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: it only works on guys because girls pants is just
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: are just too tight these days. Oh yeah, you can't
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: even grab them.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think are I think we're okay?
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Menace what you got? Well? Sea Bass?
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Did you see this that there was drama outside of
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: one of our favorite casinos in the.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Entire world, the Hot Rock Cafe and Hotel and Seminole
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: floor in Hollywood, Florida.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Shape like an actual guitar? Yes, rapper Offset he got shot?
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Who's who is he?
• 16:41
  Speaker 10: Like?
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Party CARDI baby Daddy?
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: Did one of his bandmates get shot and killed at
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: a bowling alley?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: That is a family member. You have to take off laughing?
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Is that your government name? Like take off?
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: And I'll say this that what's on your license? The
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Hot Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida. It's a super fun,
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: super nice place. However, it does attract a certain crowd,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: hid of crowd and perhaps a crowd of the ghetto.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: So I guess he was just taking some photos with
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: some fans and then got shot. But he's okay, okay, good.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But offset is Kiari Kendrol Cephis and takeoff is
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: a curse, Nick Carrie Bell. Yeah. And by the way,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: the showers in the hard Rock Hotel and I would
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: go by Takeoff highly ooh.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Nice, they're almost done with the Vegas version. Oh I'll
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: poop in those showers.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, I want to poop so.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Hard in the shower.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Gregory, what you got, I'm legit ripping out? So my
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: could have been husband. Ryan Murphy, the creator of American
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Horror Story, offers to make you his wife exactly, just
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: shared three pictures on Instagram that shows a woman with
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: her back turn staring out a window, and the caption
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: says American Horror Story Season thirteen, Day one, The Return.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Of Jessica Lane.
• 17:58
  Speaker 11: Oh my.
• 18:02
  Speaker 10: Ripping out.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Filming has started rules she hants her.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: She is American Horror Story. Some think it's gonna be
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: a continuation of season three, which is common, which would
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: suck because that was the word for the which one.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Some think it could be a continuation of season one,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: which was Murder House that was awesome.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: That would rule.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Jessica Lang hasn't appeared on American Horror Story since season eight.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I can't tell if this is old lady news or
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: a gay news. No, this is legit ripping hard.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: The comments are hyperbolic, and I totally agree with the
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: two that I picked or.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Read to you.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: One We're finally getting the O G vibe back?
• 18:41
  Speaker 10: Yes, okay?
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: And this one I should have written it. I agree
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: with it.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: The Queen is finally back. That would be Jessica Lange.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: By the way, rules.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Time for your birthday shown this shiverday. We don't sit
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Beau and you know you don't do all right. I'm
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: already getting a wrap it up sign like we're going
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: too long here. Yeah, everybody cares about the the celebrities.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Let's get right to the funny part. There's the whole
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: reason we do the birthdays now be the porno birthday.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Today is Lily Hall and Today's birthday Girl. She has
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: been written Harder than an Electric Mobility, Schooter's's Favorite Place, Walmart,
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Really Hard, two hundred and sixty six fine films, including
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: So You Like Staring at Buttholes. She was also in
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Construction Worker plows Ass, Nice pot. This might be something
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: that you can relate to. Morgan Yep, that pervy neighbor
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: of mine.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you got one.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: She was in Hot Taco for Sale, also post run Analay.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: She was in Perverted Lesbian Panty Sniffers, Oh anal Cheer
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Squad Audition Sammy, and then who can forget her unfreeable role?
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: And he wants something to eat? And her stepmom is
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: hot and ready. Yeah that's Lily Hall. Who's thirty three
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: years old?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Day.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: That's your corn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: is a Wednesday. Look what's happening in the world of entertainment.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: You're on the Woody Show. Fellow comrades in mediocrity. I
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: want you to listen very careful. You can all go
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: straight to he I wonder how many of these apply
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: to us. This is a According to a survey from
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Career Builder, these are the top ten childlike behaviors the
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: employees have witnessed among their colleagues.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Them.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I wonder how many how many it is? Can we
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: check out?
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Well, we've gotten pretty mature over the years.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I doe, there's ten, right, just make sure one?
• 20:54
  Speaker 11: Two?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Four?
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: How many guests out of ten?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: How many you think this childish stuff that you've witnessed
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: your co workers doing?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah? So, like, what do you think the chances are
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: you know somebody on the show has displayed this or
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: eight or nine eight or nine six might be right?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: All right, let's and everybody think about your co workers
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: and what you deal with at work, or maybe you're
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: the person I know on some of these. I'm certainly
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: the one that's guilty. All right, so, uh, reported observing
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: colleagues whining about various issues. Check come on every everywhere.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: That's a yeah, loose fit. But like whining, I guess
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: is different. Like you can have a you can have
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: a gripe about it, but there's a difference. I think here,
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: this is what I always say when I'm dealing with
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: the management here at the radio station. I never go
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: to them with an issue that I don't have a
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: solution for. I always come to they go, hey, this
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: is an issue. Here's an idea. Now whether they go
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: for that or not, or it changes to be something else, fine,
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I tell my kids the same thing. I don't like
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: it when someone complains about something. It doesn't have a solution.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: It just happens, like doesn't have to be the right answer.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: For starting anything. But it's not fair.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Not fair thing is yeah. Forty six percent have mentioned
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: seeing co workers pout when things don't go their way,
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: like a like a childish pouch jack.
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Check, yes, maybe, Oh yeah, I've seen crying yep.
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Noticed colleagues tattling on one another. Well, what do you
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: think the hot seat is?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Thank you? Yes? So far three? We have three? Okay,
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: check on this one. Thirty six percent have witnessed coworkers
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: playing pranks on each other.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Never, that's child's hilaire, that's awesome.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Thirty five percent saw colleagues making faces behind others backs.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, I don't think I have I don't know
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: doing that.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean like you would sneak up on me
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: and like put the air in my ear. No, No,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: this is more like get a yeah, the more like
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: I think thirty percent have observed coworkers forming clicks.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Yes, that happens called socializing, all right.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Reported co workers starting rumors about each other. This is
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: this one could be tricky because.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: How would you know, well, rumor if when somebody walks
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: up and tells you something.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hey I heard Greg, I mean gossiping.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: But that's like gossiping is well, starts are still by
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: starting a rumor, started a.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Room, even stuff that's like kind of seated in truth.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: But like, how you know Greg has hardcore hate for
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: cops is a rumor even though he doesn't necessarily like cops.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: But no, there's no real hardcore hatred. Well he calls
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: some power star if not everything that's not really.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Is that isn't starting a rumor when you like float
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: something like that about somebody. So that's based in reality,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: but based in reality Sammy is a supporter of cheating.
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: That's not basing.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Oh that's yeah, it's the thing the thing that it
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: doesn't count.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: It's kind of vague, like I don't know if I've
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: ever witnessed anybody start well, it seems like.
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: Spread this around to the detriment of this person. Pass
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: it on. I don't think that's all right.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Have noticed colleagues storming out of meetings or discussions? Yeah yeah,
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I think you probably. Yeah yeah. Saw coworkers throwing tantrums? Yeah, sure,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: physically throwing stuff? Yeah, breaking stuff breaking. I can't remember
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: the last time I broke something.
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: Was it a keyboard?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah no, that was years ago. That did happen.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: But you've done something since?
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, since then? Didn't I smash a set
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: of headphones or something like that? Damn yeah, used as
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: a hammer, but it was justified. It was justified childish sure,
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, Bord just chimed in. Yeah yeah, that was
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: like keyboards everything. Twenty three percent have witnessed colleagues refusing
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: to share resources with others.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, yes, not here, not on our team, but
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: yes around the building.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Y yeah, I'm talking about the wood the woody show
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: though it was still here, no, even though it used
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: to be here. Yes, that's okay, Yeah, that's that is true.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah not, I got to think about that. Yeah, yeah,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I know I know what you're talking about. Yeah, he was,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: you know, squarely people stuff like that. Yes, yeah, it's
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: a nine out of ten so far. Yeah, there's not
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: the only one eight out of ten.
• 25:43
  Speaker 9: I ate out of ten as well.
• 25:44
  Speaker 12: But I guess that last one count.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the last one count.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, So I guess that's because it.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Was displayed here on the show. Wasn't like people outside
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: of this true of this environment. It was within the show.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: The only one that wasn't checked off was the coworker
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: starting rumors about each other.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that one.
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: I y'all start rumors about me all the time. What
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: are you talking about the hicky thing? Thank you?
• 26:07
  Speaker 13: No, that wasn't.
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: Tyler stunt.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, there's so many rumors.
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no, no no.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: There's a difference between hey did you hear Morgan's in love?
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Or hey did you hear or saying hey, listeners noticed
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: on this video that you look like that, And so
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: that's asking that's confronting you about. That's not starting a rumor.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: We're actually confronting you about.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: It's like, hey, Morgan is okay.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: I guess you do have a point. Yeah, but it's
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: fake news, so kind of But that's for you, that's
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: for you to dispute. But like we're asking you directly
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 13: We're not.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: It's not a rumor we're spreading about you.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: I'm making up a lie that I know is a lie,
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: and I'm telling to other people to that person's detriment.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah right.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I thought that list would be more like farting hearts
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: are funny, yeah, making up songs, yeah yeah, I mean,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: immaturity is fun. Stuff that you catch yourself saying. How
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: how both am I?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Again?
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Huh? I forget what we were talking about the other day,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: but I was like what I said, this is our job.
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: That was wild. Whatever that was was wild.
• 27:18
  Speaker 9: The f Mary Kill stuff Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: We're getting paid right now?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text Us, If
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: you'd like over to two two nine eight seven. Guess
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: what more Woody shows next? More Woody show show next.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: It's a Woody show. We're into another new hour insensitivity
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: training for a politically correct world. I'm Woody. That is great, gory,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: that is menace. What is up?
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: Woody?
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Gret see mass Sammy Morgan phones open eight seven seven
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: forty four Woody Uh text us on this one, I
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: just I can't come up with an answer that I
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: don't know what I would say, if you could have
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: fifty pounds of anything other than money, So I'm gonna
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put I'm gonna put gold, silk, don't, don't
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: get diamonds, don't in the spirit of the question. Okay,
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: so you're right, anything that's not currency.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: Right, like, yeah, you can't trade it for money.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Or if you could have fifty pounds of anything other
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: than money, what would you choose. I'm having a really
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: hard time and it's a stupid thing that just popped up,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: and I.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Just like my knee jerk reaction is caviar caviar or
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: but I don't know how you could keep that fresh.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Maybe some like tuna, because I mean you could sell it.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Okay, No, that's not in the spirit of the game.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: You can't get it.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Oh so this is just a consumer No, no, no, no,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: the hell's on there?
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: No, that's weird.
• 29:03
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: I think I'm sticking with I say, like pillows, like
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: have like a comfy pillow room.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Uh well no, so okay, so gold because that's just money,
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: right right? Uh huh you could take something to sell it,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I think. Oh okay, So, but like it's just not
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: straight like gold bars. Yeah, so that's why I say,
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: although gold bars, you'd have like, what for fifty pounds?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I mean it's all are heavy put on your table
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: so much money those things are, right, so you can
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: pick something to sell though, Yeah, you have fifty pounds.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, So that's why I'm thinking tuna.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: If you could have fifty pounds of anything other than money,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: what would you choose?
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Got it?
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Wag you beef, pure coke because that would spoil the
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: thank you? Yeah?
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean cocaine mountains. Fifty pounds.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Well, what's your thought process? Man?
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: How to make it into money?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 29:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: So I would do h Coachella music vessel VIP passes
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: because they're like five ounces, but.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: They don't have to they don't. They don't have passes.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Get a little wristband. It's fifty pounds of.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Fifty pounds of wristbands.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: You can flip that to an insane amount of money.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then it wouldn't be the VIP would be Yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: everybody elbow to a hole. Well it's it's one hundred
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: thousand people.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but and I'm doing it to get money, So
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: why do I care?
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I think Morgan I have a new
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: business venture about the crowds.
• 30:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, mine's kind of lame. I must be thinking about
• 30:28
  Speaker 9: food a lot. I want fifty pounds of cottage cheese
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: right now.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: It's like so full. I'm so into cottage, not doing
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: money now. Yeah, the answers are not as fun as
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I thought the cottage cheese. Be creative. I'm hungry. I
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: don't know. Yeah, I can't do you the answer. That's
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: the thing is I can't. I can't come up with
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: something because I thought about, oh well, remember remember the
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: show Supermarket Sweep and they always go for the you
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: got to butcher section.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, initially I was thinking steaks right my eyes. But
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: then I was like, okay, wait, let's make money. We
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: can buy more steaks. My initial thought when I was
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: looking at it wasn't about making money. It was just like,
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: if you could have fifty pounds of something, like what
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: would it be?
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: It would be right away?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: For beef short ribs? Those are those are a million dollars?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Are they really?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: They're so. I've never bought them at the store. I've
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: gotten them from restaurants and I ordered them knowing full
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: well it's going to give me diarrhea. It's like, short
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: rib is so good that man tear me up.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: I wonder what it's worth it.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I bought four just to put it in perspective. Four
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: short ribs. I don't know the weight, but probably two pounds,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: so four mediums and they were twenty five dollars. Okay,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: it was a special occasion dinner.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: I'll get god braise short rib, some mashed potatoes.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe fifty pounds of leg of lamb.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like we've been braising this for six hours on
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: the low.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Or fifty pounds of frozen pizzas.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it had something thing you can live off.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Do you guys remember there was something in the news recently.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: It was worth a ton. It was like col something
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: like uh like a certain cut of was There was
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: something there was something from cows that was in really
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: big demand. It was something very odd, like you know,
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: cow gallstones or something.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes, I think that's it what it was. I
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: think that's literally it gallstone look at that.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And people were like, I don't know why you'd
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: want that for delicacy.
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if it's a delicacy or some
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: sort of medicinal, you know, sort of Eastern medicine thing.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: But yes, cattle gallstones are worth a fortune, apparently.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Used in traditional Chinese medicine to treat liver and digestive ailments.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: There you go. Really, it's like it's like when people
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: get like rhino tusks or whatever and grind it up medicine,
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: which is.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they like you know, they make like whale penis
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: into a powder and some tea exactly, and it's supposed
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: to like you know, you scan, Yeah it does, what works?
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Five gram somebody said, bull seaman, it's the most expensive
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: liquid on earth.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Oh no, what about the anti venom?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Like, uh.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: Is crazy if you're hoarding anti Yeah.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: What about fifty pounds of like jiz from like a
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: racehorse like cause like the h because my dad, my
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: dad's been a trainer for racehorses my entire life. And
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I remember talking to this one guy. At one point
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: we went over to some farm where they were doing
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: breeding and stuff like that, and I didn't really obviously,
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I know this is where they breed the horses. But
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: like the business of it, I'm saying, with the business
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: of it is crazy, and there's so much money. Like
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: if you have a you know whatever, you have a
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: horse that stands stud or whatever, so just studs out right,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: literally studs out every time he every time he blows
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: a load. You as the owner. I mean it's tons
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: of money, old cash cow. The horse is having a
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: great time. Yeah, wow, that we're back of money. I
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: had AI do the math on that whole wristband idea
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: that I had.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it would be eleven thousand, three hundred and
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: forty wristbands times the cost of a VIP wristband. It
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: would equal twenty eight million, three hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Yes, yeah,
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: pretty good idea for fifty pounds.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what about fifty pounds of ozempic or something like that.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's good that way. And speaking of like grinding parts,
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: have you guys heard of whale ambergree? No, it's it's
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: like they're snot or something, and it's super super expensive
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: because they use it in perfume to make perfume stick
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: on your skin.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I soon remember there was a time, I want to
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: say it was in the mid to late nineties where
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: it seemed like the big thing that they were trying
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: to get everybody on with shampoos and stuff. Were like placenta. Yep,
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: there was like different placentas in these different shampoos. It
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, well this is with whatever placenta. Yeah,
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: that was like part of the formula of the shampoo.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was supposed to help it.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: It was supposed to. I don't know it was.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: You remember that, correct, Yeah, I do. It was a
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: huge thing. And then I was just the other day
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: at some hippie dippy health food store and right at
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: the register they had these little pouches of colosstrum, which
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: is the clear liquid that comes out of a woman's
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: breast after she gives birth.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't think you're supposed to have other place.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't either, and I thought that was and I
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: think you're supposed to put it into a drink or
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: something put in their coffee exactly.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: That's why it's so expensive, Morgan, But just.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: What about something forget forget making money for a second,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Just something that you want that you love. Yeah, like
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: short rib I'm gonna stick with short ribs.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: I'm sticking with my pillow room.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would not be a whole lot of pillows.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Pillows aren't that light.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would totally do steaks. Yeah, and then put
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: them on eyes right, freeze them.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So what so what twenty five good steaks? Yeah,
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: because like a good like you get, like a good
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: like was giant porterhouses or something like those.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Tomahawks, you know, yeah, something like That's a good idea.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: I still think about the r I p. Roughy May.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: But remember when he sent us steaks. Oh yeah, dude,
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: he sent me the best tomahawk ever.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, those were good.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: He would just get him from I don't know where,
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: somewhere in Texas where it would all come from the
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: same cow.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: It was all the uh those big like freezer packs
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: with the dry ice and vacuum sealed. Yeah. Yeah, buddy,
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: mine goes in on with a neighbor on a cow,
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: so like a whole cow.
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: My neighbor was just telling me she does that too.
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: She eats two cows a year with family.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you gear up with somebody.
• 36:46
  Speaker 10: Now.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know about y'all, but I prefer to I
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: prefer to get mine when they do those steaks. Super
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: sales and random parking lots, yeah, a pop up tent
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: hell yeah, yeah. I have a friend who got her.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: That's the best stuff there.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Special freezer for the garage just because they bought a
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: cow and it was just top to bottom stakes in
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: a deep freezing ribs And.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Oh see, I bought a deep freezer years ago, and
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: that's where you just put stuff in it and then
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: forget about it. Yeah, yeah, I don't even know why
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: we still have it. I still think freezing food is
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: an old person thing, Like my mom will say, oh,
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: if it's on sale, get it and freeze it.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: Just the answer because I like doing the math, because
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: I have AI.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Now back to the wristbands. No, no, no, it's back
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: to you.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Greg's idea of ozempic So ozempic pens and how much
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: they weigh blah blah, fifty pounds you would only make
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: one hundred and twelve thousand dollars.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Really, I would have thought one hundred and twelve million
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: the prices I've dropped on ozempic.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, basically giving it away.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Sorry, we got sidetracked. We were supposed to go into
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: the headlines, okay, and yeah, yeah I got side tracked.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: I saw this question. I couldn't come up with an answer.
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: Can you what I wanted food?
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: I did pillows?
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot Sam he doesn't like food.
• 38:02
  Speaker 9: I would I know this is so nerdy.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: It is yarn.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: I would do yard yarn.
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: That would be so much yarn, spun, hand dyed, nice yarn.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: It's so light money, and.
• 38:14
  Speaker 12: I can make so many blankets and things out of it.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a good answer for you.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: That's a good I thought it was gonna be like
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Modello's or something. That's the most oppressing answer. Money yarn.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: That's what she likes.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: I know that's what she likes. But that's what she likes.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: It's fun for her.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: You know, you know what yours? Yours would be ice
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: cream sandwiches.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Maybe those I do when you ate in the car.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: I don't need fifty pounds I do.
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: This is.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I asked that question before the break. If you can
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: have fifty pounds of anything other than money, yeah, you know,
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: like what would you go with? Somebody said, I'm surprised
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: nobody said gas, gas gas ways.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I considered it gasways about six pounds per gallon. Yeah,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: so all right, so yeah, I mean yeah, and I
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: just think there, I mean, I get the gas prices
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: are crazy.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: But like that's not going to help them.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I have electric, So there you go. Grad what are
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: the trending news headlines.
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: Well, right now, things between the US and Iran have
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: cooled off after both sides agreed to a temporary ceasefire
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: as long as Iran reopens the straight of horror moves.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I keep calling it the straight of Horrormouth when I
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: see it, like when you glance for me, when I
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: glance at like when it's written out like horrormouth. I
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: laughed to myself about of course.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: Well, they agreed saying ships can pass through safely as
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: long as they coordinate with their military, and both sides
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: could start working toward a longer term deal as soon
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: as Friday. And this should be good for oil prices.
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: They've already dropped about eight percent with the straight reopening.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: So hate Yeah, but I'm sure gas prices will shoot
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: right down, just like they shoot right up. They do
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: that all the time.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Uh So here's the first of all clip things that
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: sound sexy that were not intended necessarily to be sexy,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: you know for football games, ye balls. Yeah, So here
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: we go. This is President Trump. He was talking about
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: the rescue of that missing airman the plane that got
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: shot down, and then here he is describing the rescue
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: mission to get this guy a lot of First of all,
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: they came in.
• 40:22
  Speaker 14: So fast and so hard, and these guys knew exactly what,
• 40:25
  Speaker 14: let's go, come on, get in, let's go blah. They
• 40:28
  Speaker 14: came one right after another, not at the same time.
• 40:31
  Speaker 14: They don't want to come at the same time. They
• 40:33
  Speaker 14: had to come right after each other. They didn't have
• 40:34
  Speaker 14: any room.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: They were like positive and stuff.
• 40:45
  Speaker 14: So fast and so hard, and these guys knew exactly what,
• 40:49
  Speaker 14: let's go, come on, get in, let's go blah. They
• 40:52
  Speaker 14: came one right after another, not at the same time.
• 40:55
  Speaker 14: They don't want to come at the same time. They
• 40:56
  Speaker 14: had to come right after each other.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: They didn't have any room. He was doing this like
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: gesture with his hand like had plane taken on, like.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Pla yeah, oh yeah, I want to I want to
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: add to that so badly, but there's no way to
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: say it. Well, the opposite goal on a Friday.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: Night, right, thank you. The parents of a seventeen month
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: old toddler in Pennsylvania have been officially charged after the
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: kid made its way through a zoo enclosure and got
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: its fingers bitten by a wolf.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: The toddler was unsupervised because both parents were distracted on
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: their phone. Yeah, so he was able to crawl under
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: a fence that held another fence surrounded by a wolf enclosure,
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: and the wolf took toddler's hand in its mouth. It
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: was investigating the toddler and then it bit Yeah, no
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: baby kisses.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, you know, hold on, hold on something, Greg, I
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: gotta know what you're thinking about.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Shipbox swinging so.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: So gently? Is that right? Yeah? I didn't know that
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: was a rule in the game. The goal. It's the goal, Like, okay,
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: so you can so you say it all right, So
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: in the well, not necessarily in the gay world anyone.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's more fun in the gay world. Okay,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: So Greg, think it's like visual.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Component, don't What you don't want is, you know, one
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: right after the other. In the gay world, you want
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: both people to cross the finish line at the same time.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Because it's rare that it happens, like at the exact
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: same time.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're shootings a few times it does.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh that was imright, So back back to
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: the kid getting it anyway, Sorry to stop down, we
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: interrupt this child being eaten.
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so other people at the zoos saw this kid
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: grabbed him while the parents were totally unaware at thirty
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: feet away. You only got minor injuries. But the parents
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: are now facing charges of child endangerment. And the wolves.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: This is really good news. They're fine, they're gonna be
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: left alone. They didn't do anything wrong. They're just wolves.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: So but you always hear stuff like oh.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: And then they had to put down exactly what's it
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: tasted blood that's in the wild.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: But even in the wild, it's wrong.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but don't they kind of sometimes do that zoos
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: Like what's his name? The famous one Harambe, Yeah, one
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: poor Harambe. Well, the chick known as the Ketamine Queen.
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: She's said to be sentenced next week for supplying the
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: ketemine that led to Matthew Perry's overdose and death in
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: twenty twenty three.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: We're gonna deal without your friend, Greg, I know.
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: She admitted to working with others to sell them a
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: bunch of vials, including the dose that killed him. So
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: she faces up to sixty five years in prison, though
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: you know prosecutors are pushing for that's today.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: She gets sentenced today.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: Isn't that crazy? Oh, that's crazy because her defense, They
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: say that she turned her life around and she should
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: just do time serve. But the prosecutor's like no doc.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: So a bunch of others, including the dealer, Perry's assistant,
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: to doctors, they've all pleaded guilty and they're going to
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: be sentenced too. So this is all that's all happening.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to make of this. This's probably
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: an insanely unpopular opinion. Okay, but he bought the ketamine
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: from her. He ow deed, he died. He chose to
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: do it. So I can I go to Frenzy of
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Box Wine and sue them for providing me with the
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: wine that I want.
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: Because it kills people.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: But you could die of alcoholism, you can. But it's
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: not it's not illegal to sell the wine. Bud Wiser's fault.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: But it's it's not. It's it's not. It's right exactly,
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: So true selling wine is not. They sold the wine
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: to uh somebody under age, right, right, that'd.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: Be different illegal because they can't tax.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: And ketamine is not illegal, well not when it's prescribed.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: But if this is like Street stepped on with like
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Perry money, he had doctors working directly for him that
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: prescribed it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but if you go to a bar, they can't
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: overserve you because they're in trouble if they do that.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: So that's kind of what this is too, just thinking
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: out loud.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Keep on going back to.
• 44:57
  Speaker 11: Well.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Ford has announced that they're doing a massive recall of
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: more than four hundred thousand trucks and SUVs thanks to
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: bad windshield wipers. They say the wiper arms can just
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: break off mid use, and if that happens, it causes,
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: you know, risk of accidents. So as far as witch
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: cars this effects, it's the twenty twenty one through twenty
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: twenty three Lincoln Navigator, the twenty twenty one through twenty
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: three Ford Expedition, and nearly the entire line of twenty
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: two to twenty three F Series trucks.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: I had a rental car and I used the Winchild
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: wiper fluid to clean the windshield right and it's perfect.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: I'm like, wow, these are really good windshield wipers. The
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: next day it was raining and I go to use
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: the wincheld wipers and when they drag across it airs
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: that like one straight that it doesn't get you know,
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: like that, it's like an uneven squeezi or something. This
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: thing was great yesterday with the windshield wiper fluid. Why now?
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: Why now?
• 45:48
  Speaker 8: So?
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Like I got to my wife thought I was insane
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: because I get out there with the napkins and I'm
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: like kind of wiping the things down to try to
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: get a nice even Okay, greg, od I get it
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: because it went right. It was like right at eye level.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like a higher or lower in the windshield.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: It was annoying me.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: It's annoying, but you you do. I wipe it.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got out, I pulled the arm up and
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I wiped the actual like the rubber blade of it
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: down because I thought maybe something stuck on there. Normal, yeah, exactly,
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: like nothing happened between it was maybe like eight hours earlier.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was like a twig.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: Or is the windshield wiper. Is the wiper fluid more
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: like Louby?
• 46:29
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: I don't either.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: In some cars the wiper fluid is almost like a gel,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I mean Louis. Yeah, that's very it is. Yeah, only
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: in some cars. Maybe that was only in some cars.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: I've noticed it.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Mostly it's like you know, water down, soapy water. But
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: in this one particular car.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: It was like, gel, I think it's just what they
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, you can buy any windshield wiper fluid that
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: you want. It's not like you know this particular brand
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: of car like you're saying.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: You're saying, I only noticed it in one.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: Particular Yeah, I've never heard of like a gooey yeah,
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: I mean rain X.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: People that use rain X use coat to coat their windshield.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: I saw this guy and I almost got suckered by
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: an infomercial. Did you see the Have you seen the
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: infomercial pop up like on Instagram and stuff about where?
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: And now you're gonna get it because we're talking about
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: it and you're it's listening. Here we go, okay, where
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: like he sprays the windshield down with water and it
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: looks a certain way, right, even though he like cleans
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: it right, Okay, But then he puts this stuff it's
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: just like on a sponge or ragon. He wipes it
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: on there and when he sprays off, it looks like
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: a crystal clear. I forget that. I forget the it's
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: called Okay, So anybody listening who knows what I'm talking about,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: like what it's called text in to ninety seven because
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: I'm a spacer right now, I'm like, I got it
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: that I know because I thought about Greg. That just
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: made me so hearty. Yeah. I gotta be careful though,
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: because I have walked through a couple of screen doors.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: He goes, this is dangerous. He goes, because it does
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: like like if this stuff works the way it's supposed to.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: He goes, because the windshiel gets a build up of
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: all this crap on it, because like when you go
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: through the car washes and stuff and you know, the
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: rainex crap.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: And so Sammy Morgan, what he's referring to is more
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: like a clarifying shampoo.
• 48:16
  Speaker 13: But for your.
• 48:19
  Speaker 15: Yeah, there we go, girl getting Yeah, as ask your boyfriend, Well,
• 48:23
  Speaker 15: you know what, maybe not ask your boyfriend, call your
• 48:28
  Speaker 15: dad who knows.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: About cat shampoo. Yeah, if you need like the good
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: cat carrier, then then ask your boyfriend.
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: New nail pail god.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: If you need tips on a good moisturizer, poor reducing,
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: maybe steamboat William, but.
• 48:46
  Speaker 12: My dad's too well.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: A woman vacationing in Florida rescued this guy she thought
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: was drowning, which was very nice of her, but then
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: she learned he was a double murder suspect. So witnesses
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: say she heard this guy crying for help, saw the
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: dude struggling in the water, She ran in and told
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: him to float on his back so the waves could
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: carry him to short and that saved his life. But
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: then cops later revealed that the guy had allegedly tried
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: to kill himself after shooting his wife and a guy
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: earlier that morning, because investigators say he followed her to work,
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: found her in a car with another dude, and just
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: open fire. After being pulled from the water, he left
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: the scene and cops are still looking for him. So
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: goes unpunished.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, kill himself.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: I'll let him die, right, that's what he wanted.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: Finally, tax deadlines are coming up and experts are warning
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: people and it may be too late for some. Do
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: not use AI to file.
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: This is the guy.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: And it's like blurry for a few seconds and it
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: goes away now and not safe to drive like that.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: I do hate that.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Craig jet dry Shop. Jet dry Shop, Jet dry Shop
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: cleans the windshield and removes all oily residues. Uh, I
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: guess you can use it in the interior boy as well,
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: but yeah, like you watch it here, I'll send it
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: to you.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Greg.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: You catch you can watch the video and like, what
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: is this video?
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: Four hours long?
• 50:12
  Speaker 13: Like four times?
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Let's try to time out here, Mario, how to put
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: this up on the screen?
• 50:19
  Speaker 11: You know what?
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Here I'm going to share it to Uh what do
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: you show Instagram? Yeah, you can basking it. You can
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: check it out and then if you've tried it, you
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: can tell if it's legit or if this is just
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: another one of those dumb We've got some products you
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: get and you try it and they actually work, like
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Sarah cot for the tires that rules. So apparently you
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: can cut a potato in half and rub it on
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: your window and the oil from the potato oiler's oil
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: and potato oil oil after you fry him. Maybe protect
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: your windshield from the rain and keep it clean and clear.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: All right, maybe paste on the headlights? What do those
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: products totally work? Just follow the instructions. Just not as
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: easy as spring. No, it's not a spray on. It's
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: like you gotta wipe it on. At least this stuff
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: with this like bald old guy I just posted on
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: the Woodie Show Instagram story at the Woodie Show. If
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: you want to check it out. Yeah, Greg, get the lube.
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is the wiper loop. So basically, tools like
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: chat gbtry he really doesn't want people to know this.
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: Chat GBT or Gemini aren't built for tax accuracy, especially
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: if your return is anything beyond just a regular W two.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: Even tax pro say the new rules are way too
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: complicated for this. Okay, oh there they go.
• 51:33
  Speaker 9: God, I still have to do my taxes.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: Okay, Well this is for you, Morgan. Don't try and
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: get cute. Oh and let's see. Okay, there's also a
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: privacy issue. You're putting really sensitive financial information to platforms,
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: so you don't know how that data is being handled.
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: And the biggest problem is that returns done with AI
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: here we go, they're going to get flagged, more likely
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: pulled out of the system reviewed by a human, could
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: cause delays or an audit. So please just do it
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: the old fashioned way.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: I mean you could ask it questions and pointers.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but don't be like, here is everything I did.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Pretend you're huy, because.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: You know, when you when you have something that AI
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: is drafted, it puts like weird, like there's markers in there.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: They like to do the dash dash thing a lot. Yeah,
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: you know, like I'm sure that whatever system they're using,
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: the automated system that they're using, it would see that
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: stuff and go, oh, this is a I exactly and
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: then it's audit city.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, because don't put yourself through that.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Because they know there's no way there's going to be here.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: We're getting to the good parts. The difference between like
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: where he treated it and where he didn't treat it.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Look at that, isn't that? How can you take that?
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Is that all?
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: So?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: What about remember those older infomercials where they would wax
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: the hood and then light it on fire and it
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: looked fine.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: There is a sixty seven year old woman who's in
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: the news. She is a school bus driver in Florida. Well,
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: she was a school bus driver in Florida. She has
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: been so fired and he guesses as to what got
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: her fired.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Let's see, usually drunk.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: I wonder if it was drunk driving with a bus
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: full of kids.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Drunk or meth or screaming at kids there were kids
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: on the bus at a ton yeah, wasted.
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: Or pulling over and refusing to bring the kids home,
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: or driving she was on OnlyFans while driving, texting busing.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Well, she came up to a railroad crossing. Again there's
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: kids on the bush. The crossing gate was already down,
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: but she didn't want to wait and she was quote
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: not going to stop for no train. Well, uh, the
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: bus did make it all the way across, and you know,
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: it's not like the train can swerve out of the way.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: So the train clipped the bush. Kids are fine, kids
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: are fine, but the bus got clipped. And of course,
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: you know they're kids. They all got phone. So the
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: whole thing's on video. Is that our first day. The
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: kids were freaking out, as you can imagine. I mean
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: the train, I mean it's it's you'd freak dude, Like
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: I said, the driver fired. But there's also been charged
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: with felony child neglect twenty nine counts of it, damn
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: one count for each kid on the bus.
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: Train.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, quote not going to stop for no train. Have
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: we got time for that? Wow? So lucky. Look I'm
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: on a schedule. Yeah, that whole bus.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she dambled.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: And it's a special kind of stupid. You see people
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: doing things every once in a while, Like every once
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: in a while you get that person that's on the
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: highway and they've just barely missed their exits. They pull
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: on the shoulder and they try to reverse it. Yes,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: oh my god, it's to the end of the world.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: You know, there's one there's another exit, just a little
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: for you. You can dip around.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: You see somebody in the far left lane, and then
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: there's their exit and they shoot across. Like I could
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: have just gone to the like, what are you doing?
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Why, it's gonna save you what seven seconds and
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: kill everybody on.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Board, everybody, the people that are, you know, trying to
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: beat the gates.
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I mean, I like her moxie and I like
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: her stick to an attitude, but I don't like how
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: she executed it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: We had the coolest bus driver one you remember. Yeah, Man,
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: she was awesome. Lucy. Oh she was like she looked
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: like Wanda Sykes. She was this little, tiny black lady
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: and she was fun. And her bus, I remember, was
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: the first bus I had ever seen school bus that
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: had a radio in it that was like a little
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: tape deck, a little cassette deck. And so every day
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: she would pick a random kid, so all the kids
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: were bringing like a cassette with them and if she
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: picked you, yours yours was the music that got played
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: on the way to school.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: She kicked somebody.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: It's all the same kids, you know, every day on
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: the same route. And then on the on the way
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: uh back home, you'd be getting the bu it's your
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: day girl, the little girl digging her bag, and new
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: kids in the block would be on the way. Yeah
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: whatever it was, Lucy ruled. And then there was another
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: neighbor that lived down the street from us, and she
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: was a school bus driver for the school district and
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: she owned her own bus. Really you can do that
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: at the time, that's weird. Yeah, really, I didn't. You
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: could buy a school bus.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: Right now operated as a bus driver exactly.
• 56:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So she owned her own bus and it had
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: like the name of the school district on the side,
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: so it became an official like you know, And and
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: she would back it into her driveway Greg and I
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, Greg would hate it, but we thought
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: it was super cool.
• 56:52
  Speaker 10: Bus at your house.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just a big yellow school bus like backed into
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: And she had a little tiny, not a bungalow, but
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: it was like a smaller ranch style house. It was
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: bigger than bigger than that. So just the ratio of
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: a bus to house looked very strange as you were
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: driving by, but.
• 57:09
  Speaker 12: She'd have to go pick up her bus from the
• 57:10
  Speaker 12: whole area exactly right.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: You know how, I get a lot of high thoughts
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: even as a kid. I had the high thought when
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: they closed the school bus door for the end of
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: the day, can they lock those Oh? Yeah, because you
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: have that that little lever arm, then do you close
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: it and lock it behind?
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: They have like some special Yeah. You it pushes and
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: then you kind of pull it towards you in the middle,
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: and then there's a there's a lock. There's a lock
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: for it.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: Okay, this is getting way dumber. Are you talking about
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: being on the inside or the outside outside? What do
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: you mean you pull? What are you pulling?
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: So there a little handle?
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah's hard to describe on the radio, but like, yeah,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: but there is a handle that you can.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: I can't picture a handle on a school either way.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: You can just find up. The bus door opens like Chris,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: and you get on the bus. So you take this
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: and you pull it. Oh, you pull it over almost
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: like a like a oh like a and then I
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: remember being like a little kind of like handle that
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: could pop out and you grab it and Okay, so
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: it's not obvious that and that does this, and then
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: there's a lock.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Got it?
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: We should have we should have called our friend Adam,
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: who's obsessed with school buses, because he's also radio DJ,
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: so he could explain it on the radio better.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: But yeah, maybe there's that's pretty good.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: A bus for sale twenty twenty four, one hundred and
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: thirty four thousand dollars, seventy seven passes.
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: Why does it cost as much as the house seventy
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: seven passengers.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're big.
• 58:31
  Speaker 12: You can use them for party buses and stuff, now right,
• 58:33
  Speaker 12: I mean, you can do whatever you can.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not shocked that you can buy a bus.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you could buy a bus and then
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: be a bus driver for US school.
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: An official bus. That's like, I got this one guy.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: There's a twenty sixteen thirty nine thousand, seventy one passengers.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: Okay, here's a question. If you buy that school bus
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: and use it to charter like like you know, sorority
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: gigs or whatever, can it still say like school bus
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: on it or do you have to like paint it.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: I don't think it ever said it's I'm sure you
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: kind of put like the local districts.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: Like a cop car can't just look like a cop car.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: It could look like a Genericolah, well, there are some
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: there are some businesses that make their vehicles look.
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: Like official bit and I hate those so much.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah it does. I'm saying, like it was like a
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: plumber or something, and and he made his uh plumbing
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: van look like an ambulance. Hate it, you know, I
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: mean because it was because you're there to rescue you
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: and you Yeah, yeah, there's there's another one where they
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: looked very much like one of the county cop cars.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: But there was just some subtle differences that kept him legal.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I wonder what the line is.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the legal from you know, uh getting busted for impersonation.
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: Or whatever, and those like impound cops come behind you,
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: those impound cars, and it's like, oh, you're just some dude.
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: Hate those guys.
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: Neighborhood security.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was not speeding just because it's security.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Because the police department would get like a new fleet
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: of vehicles. Those would all go to auction and people
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: could get those for like almost time. They still had
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: the little like searchlight on the side. Yeah, dope, And
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: the big long like the thirteen story foot tall antenna
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: that's right in the mounted, right in the middle of
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: the trunk. Yeah, for like five hundred bucks. The Woody Show.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: We're into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: correct world, Woody, Greg Menace, Yeah again, Gina Sea Bass
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: is here. As soon as you walked in the studios,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Sea Bass, how are you?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Was screwing with me, so good morning.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: How are you doing?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: You very nice saying good.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: Morning, being friendly that offering you.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Uh, Sammy's here, we got Morgan. Phones are open eight
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: seven seven forty four. Woody text over to two two
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: nine eight seven.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: There's a dirty little secret to share this hour, and
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: we'll guess who it belongs to. Anybody have a dirty
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: little secret, you know? And I actually know what I
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: I do. It's it's I don't want to say it
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: was secret. I haven't said anything about it yet because
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: this just happened yesterday, and so here we go, dirty
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: little secret. But Greg, guess what I did yesterday? Did yesterday?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Dirty you? Greg and Minister are going to be the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: two people who were the most excited about this, Okay,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: So it's not like a poop thing.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: I mean that could or I have an I.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Think I figured out. I think I cracked it looks
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: like like the paramedics with the paddles. Does it have wheels?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: It does? I know I bought a golf cart, Greg,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Oh I did. Now, this is not for Greg. Greg
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: can use it. I'll bring him, I'll bring him to
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: the airport.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: You can use it, just tool around.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: I want a job that is just nothing. But I
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: was telling I was telling the people the place that
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: I bought it. Uh, just how excited you specifically we're
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: going to be for this, How it's your.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Dream, it is my dream, and I'm now I think
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: it's time. And these these guys you know, for a
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: little ago really yeah, hell yeah? Did you tell them
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: my theory? Like the Iran War would be over today
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: if they just said, you know what, golf carts for
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: every everybody gets, because how can you not be happy
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: riding a golf cart?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: I got to tell you. I thought, like, you know,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: golf cart, right, yeah, golf carts are not golf carts anymore.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: You go you go to the places that sell these things,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: and you're like, is this a car dealership?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah? They have backup cameras and stuff. Now, so
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: the one I got, so it's got Apple car play.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: Wait there's a monitor on.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, for the reverse camera. You see this thing.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: We two seater, four seaters. It's a four seater, but
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: the two seats in the back kind of face backwards.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: But then you can flip it down so it becomes
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: like a like a little cargo bed.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Fun.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's part of picking people up and then
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: you know, putting luggage or whatever to bring you.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: Know, over to this is your work cart.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let me find this stupid picture. Yeah, this
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: this is not the one because the one I got
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: is all black.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: But look at this, Oh my god, that's really nice.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Look at look at the look at the wheels on
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: this thing. I guess like they're stylish, you know, compared
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: like when you think golf cart. Yeah, you think it's
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: it's weird, man, that old top brand like golf club
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: or something like that. This one's icon No, no, but
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying the one that you're thinking about old
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: timey stuff.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: That's like the standard club car.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Club car, Remember the old timey ones. I hated them.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: They only had the one wheel up front and some
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: of them didn't they had like a boat or on.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 14: Oh.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: And the other thing is talking to these guys. They're
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: they're really cool, man, and uh, They're like, dude, it's crazy.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: It's gotten to the point now because so many people
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: buy them for you know, being street legal, which means
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: they have to register as a dealership like a car dealership,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: the same way like the Toyota dealership would have to register. Yeah,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: and basically it's a shakedown. So they had to pay
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: more money to the county, into the state and all
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: that kind of stuff and then register and then but
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: also like to be where they are because they have
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: like a like an office park kind of thing, like
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: a warehouse office park kind of thing right now, but
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: like now there's like a zoning thing because they're a
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: car dealership and the car deal ships aren't zoned to be.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: It's like golf carts. Yeah, yeah, So this is where
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: this is where like governments and stuff, they just you know,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: they make things so easy, they make things so difficult.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: But I'm telling you, man, the golf cart game has
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: changed in these things. I could see if you're if
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: this is what you've been saying about these kind of
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: things what you want to be cruising around in. Yes, absolutely,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: does it have a c it's got, it's got, it's got.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: It was to look at look at this big thing
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: that's like mounted right here. That's a one giant sound meager.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: What is it top out at?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: I think? Okay, so this is if you're going to
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: have it street legal. They can modify to go faster
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: because now it's you know, but then then you're talking
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: about license plates and registration something like that. So for
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: to still qualify, I think that it tops out at
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: twenty four miles of it's pretty good something like that.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Faster than most, yeah, I'm saying. And the other thing
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: is now it's like the older golf carts used to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: be more top heavy because they were more narrow in
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: their stands.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: These things are like wide bodies. Yeah, put it on
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: a flatbed and deliver it to where you need it.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so they deliverate. They're going to deliver it to
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: the airport and great. Yeah.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: Would it appeal to you to be like a greenskeeper,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: a groundskeeper, because that would be full time golf cart,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: full time yardwork on the sun.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Because they were telling me all the different places they
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: sell like, uh, these carts to colleges, like the local
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: colleges and stuff because they're doing like campus tours.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know things like that, and you could have
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: a job like this tour guide. There was this guy
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: I was walking my dog through like this camp area
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: and I see him on the golf cart every day
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: and I get so jealous, like his job. I don't
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: even know what his job is.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: He just doesn't rides around. Yeah yeah, eight seven seven
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: forty four woodie. But somebody in this room has a
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: dirty little secret. That was a cool little secret. I
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: know that's dirty. It just just no, I'm not the
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: person with a dirty little secret. This is just like
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: a thing I wanted to tell Greg, but you know,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: that's so cool.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: I'm so jealous and told him, Yeah, I'm happy, but
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: it's it's what's the word motivating for me?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. You can come and drive it, yeah, and.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Then wave as you take off, and then I'll put
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: the cart back after going on a joy ride.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, joy rided around the airport.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Remember this one station we worked out had an annual
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: summer concert and our promotions director said, would you mind
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: greatly if your chore today was to get the bands
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: to and from their you know, their dressing room to
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: the stage, I said, using what golf cart like?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: Sign me up all day?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: I did it all day. Yeah he loved it. Yes,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: all right. But somebody has a dirty little secret in
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: this room. We're gonna find out who's dirty little secret
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: and what it is next on the Woody Show. I'm
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: gonna say, noise.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 10: The show, really.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: It's a dirty little secrets. I tell you this top
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: pat that I bought to go to the Magic Castle.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: It's paid for a show it Amazon. It really has
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: paid for itself. We have used it for so many things.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: I feel like we almost get more use out of
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: that these days than we do the wheel. Yea, for sure,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: we use the wheel a lot too. It's is a gem,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: it is, all right. So there's some dirty little secrets
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: from people around the room in here. We'll guess who
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: those belong to. But Greg did tell me that he
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: wants to share something.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: It's more like an update on a dirty little secret.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: And I made sure to bring this up to you
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: guys when Woody was not here, because I for some
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: reason thought you would belittle me or whatever.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: But well I mean fair, yeah, fair, depending on what
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: we're talking about.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: So I was saying, how like lately, I don't know
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: if it's eggs or what, but I'm just kind of
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: itchy all the time, and I'm an over zealous scratcher.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: So I scratched myself to the point where I basically bleed,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: because it's just insatiable desire.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: The more you do it, the more you need it,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: the more you need it.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: And so I know you're making yourself bleed, not at
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: the moment, but I mean eventually, it's just here's blood.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: So a few weeks ago, I woke myself up in
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: the middle of the night because the very base of
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: my ween was very itchy for some reason, and I
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: scratched it so damn hard that I drew blood. And
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: my update to my like your shaft, yeah, the right
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: where the body meets the shaft. And I scratched it
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: so hard that I had like a little scabb or
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: a little cut or whatever. And now I have a
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: little scar.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: Have you ever had a scar where you like the
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: scar like a tiny discolor through all the pubes?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: You know, oh those are full bush, highly nicely tread.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: So now the scar is like a little like lighter
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: and color. Yeah, and it's like thanks a lot, God,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: that's what I needed to make it even more well
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: on appealing.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 9: Or something.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's the now have a scar there question
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: is it permanent or is it just still healing.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: If it's that color, that's it.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: And then when I got bitten by the dog in
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: the right testicle, that's the scar.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: So now it's like you're really like to on dolphins
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: they have all these scratch marks and stuff like on
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: their on their skin whales. Yeah, like and uh, well,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: so I learned the dolphins like they do that to
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: mark each other, like in their pods or something like that.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: Really it's like identification, crazy like branding, I guess, to
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: each other.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: I was at some you know sea life thing where
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: where you swim with dolphins and stuff on a vacation
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: with the kids, and they were talking about how other
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: dolphins will come up and they'll kind of drag their
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: their over over over the other one to mark them,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: and it's like, hey, these are our people kind of thing.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's like jumping in a gang kind of.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, identification kind of but like it's it's cool, man,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: you have get it.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 10: You own.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Marcus.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Can't be any kind of like sexual predator or devious
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: because they identify someone will be able to identify you
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: in court. Right, there's a little scar from over zellous scratch?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: Did that happen with Michael Jackson back in the day,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: like they were they were there, they were asking, you know,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: describe describe his penis that.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: And Jeffrey Epstein just recently was that like the egg
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: shaped thing?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: But yeah, he was in what is it?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: A deposition and it was on video and they kept
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: on asking him about, you know, what it looked like,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: because we have reports that it's like it looks like
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: this and it looks like it's an egg shape thing.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: And then he walked out of the desk, out of
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: the desisition.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, huh yeah, it's a recent video. You can go
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: watch it online. But Michael Jackson, did you take my
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: advice and start taking a zertech for your itching?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: I did not.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: That has happened to me too, where.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: I'm getting just scratching itchy and then the z tech
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: it helps.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: And but you act like lotion is going to kill you.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: No, I don't, but I never think to, oh, you know,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: let's go about our day and put lotion down there.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: Who doesn't want to put lotion on their wim?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: I would never think the lotion in that area ever. Ever,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Ladies you loation your.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: Well no, but I'm not scratching it.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, but women, you will put lotion pretty much everywhere, but.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: You don't know.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that area needs it. I think
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: that's a thing that men and women will never be
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: equally obsessed with.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: Women are obsessed with lotion more than I mean, I
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: think about it constantly.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Every black did I know? Every black did I know
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: is like got lotion? Like crazy?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: We should ask? Yeah we know one?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: You know one?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have lotion on you right now? Like
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: not on your body, but do you have it with you?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: Like on your absolutely?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 10: See I have lotion, and I have vitamin E oil
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 10: oil right here on the desk.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: And then do you lotion down there?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah for sure oil keep it moist.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: But like, but you lotion you're junk, Yeah, not for
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: like beating it.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 10: I'm like no, just like out of the shower, yeah,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 10: august ashy, So you got to make.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Sure it does even your junk.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't that add ten minutes? To your routine.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Every day.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: You got to and then lotion everything. Yeah, and it
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: takes forever for it's a soak in and then it smells.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 9: It does take a minute maybe, but that's when you're
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 9: supposed to put it on right.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: A literal minute.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: Grey Vitamin E forener though, like scars, yeah, wiener oil.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: I like the vitamin V for my w You know
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying, Fellas, that's all you need. You know
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Boys, Yeah, Like I'm not I'm not
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: hell yeah, bro, I'm not anti lotion. I just don't
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: do it every day. I'm not anti lotion. It's just
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: a chore it is.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 12: I agree, Greg, I love it. It feels so good.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 9: But sometimes you're just like, no, you have.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: Eggs in a sammy.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 10: I know I should do it all the time.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 12: I was like, Greg, I would itch until I bled
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 12: and be like, well, like.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: That knives to scratch myself.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, Greg, just.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: You know unreachable area on your back. You take a
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: knife and you kind of like.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: A butcher knife.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: I thought myself, not even thinking about it, and I'm
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: doing it and people are like, what do you do?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I'm using like a doorframe that all
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: the time, because I'll get like a spot right in
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: the middle of my back and it does it feel
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: so it's like half massage, half relief for the itch.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: And I'm just like, I got my It's like you're
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: marking your territory. Yeah, I got my back on the
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: on the doorframe.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: You know, they sell like little stumps that look like
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: trees for I'm not doing that suggested brush.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is all right. So we have some secrets
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: in the dirty little secret hat. Let's take the break
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: and then we'll come back with those. We'll guess. I'll
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: read you what secret has been left here, and then
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: you guys can guess who you want me to read one? Now, yes,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: and then we could take the break to guess. Wow, okay, uh,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: I say it's gonna this is gonna eliminate some people
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: in the room automatically. It wasn't until I was technically
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: an adult that I realized women have an extra hole
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: to pee out of. I think I know that, I
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: think I know you would think you'd be able to
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: automatically eliminate all the women in the room, like they
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: would know this. But like Yah Samy's knowledge of women's
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: anatomy is question who is it? I mean, if it's
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: gonna be one of the women, it's gonna be Sammy.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: But you know, my guess is I don't know.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 6: It's just like it could be.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, Hey, if you have a guess on the
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: text over to two two nine eighty seven, Who's whose
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: secret do you think that is? It's what's up with?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 8: What's going down in Celcu sports with Jeff G.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: Alright, Jeff G is still on his trip to Italy.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: Nice you know, family trip, taking his sons around to
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: look at schools and this stuff. Emma, I'll just be
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: pretty nice here.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Anyway, he'll be back next week. But filling in for
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: Jeff G on the Sports, we got dumbass Tyler.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 16: Well, the Dodgers are showing zero signs of slowing down
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 16: so far this season.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: Two out of the nine. Don't too bitch, got him
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: and that's the ball game. Diz lucks it down the
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: Dodgers five and zero on this road trip.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 16: Four to one was the final on this one, with
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 16: Yammoono going six innings with six k's. Otani also extended
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 16: his on base streak last night to forty two games
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 16: dating back to last season, the highest in his career.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 16: The Boys will look to sweep Toronto later today, and
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 16: first pitch for that game will be at noon. While
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 16: the Dodgers are taking care of business, the Angels have
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 16: proven to be just as entertaining. They lost to the
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 16: Braves last night seven to two, but no one.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: Cared because we had a brawl on the field. They
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: slips hey bikers to each others finally tack.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Them from behind as the Angels and.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 13: Braves on the field.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 16: Solaire and Lopez of the Braves were both ejected after
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 16: that fight and will now most likely be facing suspensions.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 16: Doesn't matter, though, because it was cool as hell. The
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 16: Angels wrap up their series with the Braves this afternoon,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 16: with first pitch at one. On the court, the Clippers
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 16: played well and took down the MAVs one sixteen one
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 16: to oh three. They're immediately back at it tonight and
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 16: welcome in the Thunder with tip off at seven. And
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 16: speaking of the Thunder, they killed the Lakers last night
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 16: one twenty three to eighty seven. Lebron and company have
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 16: now lost three straight and we'll try to avoid making
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 16: it four in a row when they take on the
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 16: Warriors tomorrow. On the ice, the Ducks collapse continues with
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 16: them losing to Nashville yesterday five to nothing. That's now
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 16: six straight losses for them and they'll need a regroup
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 16: against the Sharks tomorrow night. And lastly, in soccer, l
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 16: A FC took down Cruise A Zool last night three
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 16: to nothing, and leg one of the quarterfinals of the
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 16: CONCAFT Champions Cup. The Galaxy get their shot tonight in
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 16: leg one when they take on Touluca with kickoff at eight.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 16: I'm dumbass Tyler and that's your so cow sports, all right.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Dumbass Tyler. Everybody the Woody Show, all right. Uh, let's
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: see gotta be menace on the female p hole. Now,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: if you're just tuning in, you're.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: Like, what what.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 6: That's a way to start the conversation.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: Sammy is another person's guests, followed by Menasa greg I
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: think he mentioned it before Sea Bass because he was homeschooled.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Love you man is definitely think you didn't know women
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: had a separate pe hole though, that's from Michelle.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 8: Huh.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: This fact out what his mouth in general, more from
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: him than anyone else in my entire life.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that? Yeah you yes, so you definitely know it, right. So, yeah,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say I thought you were. I didn't know.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: You're very expert in that area. You started out there
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: to educate others. I'm a professor, Yeah, street kind account,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: you know what?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 11: You know what.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: We've been accusing Sammy of a lot of things when
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: it comes to this type of stuff, but then it
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: always ends up being Morgan.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna go more solid guests too. Yeah, alright,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: who who does his dirty little secret belong to.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 6: The public school system? Failed me so miserably?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: Are you serious? What do you mean by adult?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 9: How old were you and when you found out?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: Irrelevant it is?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Greg? Greg? You were, how old when you realized that
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: not all domestic house cats for female?
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: Thirty ishh okay, true story, because that's so curly.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: They are gurly.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: Let's just put it this way. I had already started,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 6: like using tampons, I had already started having sex. I'd
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 6: already been to the guynecologist.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Just how old were you?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. Like I was like in my
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 6: late twenties.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, twenties.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: It just never it never occurred to me. But how
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: did you not realize that you really hard to see?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: Not okay? So I would think, like if you have
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: one and you're peeing, you would feel that it's from.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 6: A different You don't at all at all.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: We don't.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: I couldn't tell the difference between the two things that
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: come out of there.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 6: I could tell the differ.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 12: I can tell the difference.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Because it's coming out of it. It's because, yeah, you
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: can't tell it's literally the same. It's literally the same
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: hole it's coming from. But like I'm saying, if it's
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: not when you realize it's not coming from that hole.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 6: Not really, it's all just coming out down enveloped in
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 6: one area.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 9: And when was your light bulb moment? When did you
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 9: what happened?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: Did he tell you? I googled it slyly.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 6: Somebody made some comment like, oh, like three holes. It's
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 6: like that's that's funny, and they kind of looked at me,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 6: and I thought about it, and then I did some
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 6: examining and I was like, oh my god, there's another one.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 6: I didn't I never.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 10: I didn't.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 6: I didn't know.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: I never.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 6: And so like if you get like a U T
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: I or something like that, I didn't. I had no
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 6: idea that this was. I was like, but yeah, stuff
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: goes in there, stuff comes out.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: What's let me educate you.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: This is the.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 6: It's up there. You can well, it's like a pinhole.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: Well, the clitoris has the penthouse.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 6: That's the very top, right, there's a tiny little dot.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the I found it fascinating that you wouldn't
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: be able to tell the difference.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: I still can't tell the difference is there? Am I like? A?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 9: Well, I mean are you feel it?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 7: That's for well, because I can feel the pressure in
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 7: my bladder and then the releases.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 7: But but the really, I mean, you've never even as
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 7: a kid just like sat there all your peeing and
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: like looked down like you never saw it.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 6: It's all coming from down there.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, down there.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: I mean they're really close together, guys.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: They are close together. But like I don't know what
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: the feeling of something, uh in the other one right,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Like like I don't know.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 6: Like, well, that's why when we like you talk about
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 6: catheters and like when I knew somebody who had one, Like,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 6: what's the big deal? Stuff goes in, stuff goes out.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 7: I had no idea, Okay, but you were already using
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 7: tampons at the time, and like we discussed, you can
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: pee with a tampon, correct, So were you taking.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 12: A tampont every time you peeter?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: Like what was going on?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: I thought it was just I that was just going
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 6: around the tampon.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: You know, you were getting yes, asked more and more,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: more and more. I am on your side of you
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: know what, I'm not sure how this mensa testing happened. Yeah,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: maybe I know how it happened.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: And it was suspicious because what okay, what sense?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: What common sense does it make to think that urine
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: would go around the tampon but the other fluid blood
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: would not.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 13: Ah?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, answer that it's thicker than water. Guys, everybody knows that.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 9: It's like a strainer.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: You're right, man, it's okay if you want to get
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: super personal. Blood doesn't just get stuck in the tampon.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 6: Sometimes you need both. So it's like this, like, do
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 6: you guys, what use like a tampon a pad?
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: Lucky?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 12: I mean, I know you're talking.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 6: It doesn't it's not just one one. Seriously gross stupid
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 6: and gross.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: And disgusting. Did they call you gena blood buckets?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Your name that blood buckets.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so there you go. So now now we
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: all know how much. Yeah, I don't care.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Who am I?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: Who am I trying to impress?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: Well, you don't know, you don't dirty little secret. This
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: one says, uh, never did this before. A couple of
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: weeks ago, I sharded, Oh, first time, first time sharter.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 10: Might be Greg.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Here. Here's why I don't think it's Greg, because he's
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: so paranoid about not going public places that he has
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: campbelled I think probably to an extreme degree there and
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: sometimes that has failed him and he is and he
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: is at least sharded.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: Because Greg, no, I see that that reaction that I'm correct.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: When you shart, it means you are you're like, oh
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: maybe this will you know, You're not what when you
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: when you are cameling, you are ultra clenched and so
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: you don't even have the but like sometimes there's so
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: much pressure build up, right, like.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: There was like a you know, like, but I see
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: what you're saying.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: Any part of cinema and television, we all know it's
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: just you relaxed.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: And then right I'm saying, have you ever have you
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: ever cammeled so hard and you get like that like
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: kind of weird, like you gotta fart, but there's a
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: crampy kind of thing to it. You literally freeze. You
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: can't move another step because if you move a step
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: like something's coming out. So you have to sit there
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: and just clench and wait way forth to pass because
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of pressure build up because there's like
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: a there's like a bubble of fart.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 9: Movie that be going to the bathroom when you feel
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 9: like you need to go to the bathroom.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Children, I will make it to the bathroom. But everyone's Morgan.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: You know, when you're super hungry and you just want
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: to eat so bad, and then it eventually goes away
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: and then you're no longer hungry.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: That's what cameling is. You get used to it. It's
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: really healthy, right, what's that? I'm sure it's really.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Healthy camel Yeah, that's normal.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: You like you get to use all your muscles down there,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, working them out right.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Way.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: It's not healthy all right, So guesses.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: Morgan Morgan something to do with training.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: I was about to say, well, the working out, it's
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: a good that's a good guess.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 6: She's like, yeah, she's eating those seeds all day. It's Morgan.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think that Sammy would admit a short Uh
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: so she's out. I don't think it's Gina.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: I meant she admitted that she.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Pooped in a.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Shy about.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 9: Because stuff has to be related.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's true. She is gross, I will say.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: I'll say, well, no, because we know that Sea Bass
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: has a man, I'll go with me.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 6: I'm going Morgan.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 9: Thanks guys, it's the seats.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: Well, whose dirty little secret is it? That would be me?
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: Never in my life charted.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 13: I know I'm correct.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 9: Talk about your strong butthole?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah I know.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: And then remember when we did the melted ice cream
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: olive oil.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, that's what it.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: So I got home and extra upset because I had
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: just gotten brand new underwear it was. And then I
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: got out of my car and I was walking. I
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: got to go into the house. Luckily I was in
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: the garage and I thought, oh, big fart coming up now,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: And so I have the washer and dryer in the garage.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 17: So I just took it off through it thrown away
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 17: or burn them or something. I mean, it was just
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 17: throw them away little you know, the duty on them.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 17: It wasn't like a full on like two cents number two, Yeah,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 17: not two cents, and they're brand new.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: And he got to it quickly, so the same stay
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: didn't real quick? Then you go boss, But because.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 6: You're kind of shame based, wouldn't you die if Mario
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 6: saw it?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 15: Uh?
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hoped he didn't see it. That would I
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: wouldn't just throw it in the hamper?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you at least tell him about it?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: Hell?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: No, I am proud of myself. I inadvertently made Greg
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: poop his pants.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: I know power because I gave.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 6: Him still torturing, still torturing him even after well and
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 6: what he says he was on the toilet for like
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 6: two days after that.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: Oh man, that messed me up. You know that was painful.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: That messed me up bad. Wow, super painful.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 9: Do you have a moment of like, cool, I've sharded
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 9: now that I felt it.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: Was more shame though. Yeah.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: Really, it's definitely like.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: To have gone this long in life without having done it.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: What's something you never tell your partner? And this person said, Uh,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: my girlfriend proudly brags about how she's never farted in
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: front of me, but as soon as she falls asleep,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: all those farts that she's been holding income out in
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: a tremendous velocity and noise, and I don't have the
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: heart to tell her.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: That's a good boyfriend.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 9: I was always one of my biggest that and talking
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 9: in my sleep, not snoring, No, talking to my sleep,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 9: and farting in my sleep. I was always so scared
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 9: I would do that with Someoneah.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 6: Are drooling on them. That was my biggest.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: Interesting question that the Gina grad set out loud. Yeah
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: during the commercial break and Sea Bat you weren't in
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: the room, but I'm interested for the answer, and I'm
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: glad you're hearing now. The microphones are back on me too. Yeah,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: being a homeschool kid, how did you learn about sex?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure it's different for everybody, and I kind
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: of everyone has different parents. But I found because I
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: did I did my math homework in my dad's like
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: study area, and I found in one of the drawers
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: a book one day about all that kind of stuff
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: about you know, talking to kids about blah blah blah.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: Oh it's like an actual book, not just like like
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: porno man, you like playboys or whatever, right, Yeah, none
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: of that's educational book. And so I hid that under
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: their bed, like because I knew where that was going, Like,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: I don't want that talk. Nope, took it and hit it,
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: and then cut to a couple of days later, Garrette,
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: your name is I always forget his name is Garrett?
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: Me too, Garrett.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: Did you find a book in your father's study?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: Nope, don't talk about Cut to a month or two
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: later they find the book, and then it's it's talking time.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 6: So it's like, hey, read this my dad's you know,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 6: boys and stuff.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: Sat me down.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: Any questions you like anybody in the neighborhood, maybe maybe
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: Margaret down the street. I did like Margaret, actually what
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: he wouldn't have liked her because he's a right ahead mhm.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: And I said, no, no, no, I don't want to know, like, okay, cool.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: And then at one point I spent the night a
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: kid's house and his mom. I don't know she was
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: gonna do this anyway, but PBS just so happened to
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: be airing some like talking to kids about sex stuff thing.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: Geez, she she had that ready for us. I don't know.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, can you imagine like as a parent,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: like you have some other person's kid over your house,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: and that's what you put on.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not thinking about it. I'm curious if she was either,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: if she playing that in general was taking pity on me.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: If my parents had set that up with them somehow.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: I'd also like, lame, I'm going to a friend's house
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 6: and they have PBS on.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean we that was my that was my
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: house's uh baseline?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 12: Was your friend homeschooled too?
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 11: No?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: And in fact, I rarely saw this guy, Michael Kenner,
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: because he was a bad kid in the neighborhood. My
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: parents didn't like him because he was he just did
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: bad stuff. He's you know, stealing and whatever.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 10: Uh huh.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: But I spent in his house like twice, and one
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: time we watched some PBS thing, you know, diagrams and whatever.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: What a bad kid watching PBS. Yeah, house is breakfast,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: like his special special breakfast treat. His mom's like, oh,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: we're gonna do Graham cracker cereal. Oh rip, well know
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: it was just Graham crackers and milk, which gets soggy
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: in about a quarter seconds.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 6: That's such an homage.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 9: She forgot to go to the store.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: This sucks. So the conversation with your parents, it's like, like,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: what kind of detail they get it. Was it one
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: of those well when a man my dad that was
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: very short and surface level, and he didn't really go
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: into anything at all because he just kind of like, yeah,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: you read the book, right, He's like, yep, any questions.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 6: Apparently they did better than this public school day.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: Did teach you about three holes?
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 11: No?
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: I would now we got into zero detail I read.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: I don't think I read any of that book either.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: The only thing I remember, at one point, maybe like
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: a year or two later, we were, you know, around
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: the weekend. Friend was over like what do you guys
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: doing today? And I didn't even know what the word meant,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: but I said to my dad, uh, me and Peter,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: we're gonna go get laid.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: I meant right. It was like adult Margaret bro.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: Margaret almost almost but not quite my first kiss.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 4: We were we just figured out playing out truth or dare,
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: and we were underneath her back porch. They had like
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: a raised back porch and you know, the lattice area
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: just dirt, and they dared me to kiss her, and
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: instead I got on my bike and drove over real fast.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: Always have regrets she might get pregnant. Does ever worried
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: about that?
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: How do is it any different, like you know, a
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: guy having a conversation with his dad about that kind
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: of stuff, Like what do mom say to the daughters?
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 6: Nothing?
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: Nothing? My my wife, her parents forget it, they would they.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think they ever said one word to her
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: about not about and even when it came to, like
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: time for her to have like her first period, never
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: like man, my mother in law, never in a million years, nothing.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: And so I think my wife has learned everything in
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: them streets.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 6: Ye, although Sammy, I'm sure your mom was, like I
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 6: told you everything.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: Her mom was showing her how to put condoms on
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: the banana, like.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: What you can also do your.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 10: This is how.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: We're gonna learn by tying these cherry stems. Then we're
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: gonna do It's awesome. Yeah, I don't want you to
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: learn from them gutter sluts on the streets. Yeah, you're
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: gonna be a proper girl.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 9: Yes, it's like you were there.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: With girls.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 6: I'm looking right now.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: There's there's fifty different books you give to a kid.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 12: There were no books, there was no We had the
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 12: American Girl body book.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 9: Every girl had it.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every yeah, the American Girl. Like the dolls, Yes,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: like the dolls, but they had a body period.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they had a body Okay, was all about your
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 7: body and going through puberty, because that's kind of the
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 7: age that.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 12: Girls are too when they're into American Girl dolls. So
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 12: it was perfect and everybody had it.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 9: I did not, but all my friends did.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, they say they sold four million copies of this thing.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: It's like a good coffee table, a million of the
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: American Girl because yeah, you just grab it toss it
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: to the kid.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 6: I didn't know that was an option. I always thought
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 6: you had to talk to your kid. Now I'm hearing
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 6: you just make them read.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 9: I don't remember a talk unless we had one.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't have a talk.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 12: But like Morgan, like all of your friends would go
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 12: through this book.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 7: You're like, oh, let me see there's like drawings and
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 7: pictures and other stuff, and you kind of just talk
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 7: about it together and figure it out through the book.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 6: I guess you had no book.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: But the old like sex head stuff was always so
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: awkward was the worst. Generally, the stuff that you got
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: at school school. Yeah, we watched a video of a birth. Yeah,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: but it was like it was like from the seventies,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So it's like real grainy and.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 6: That's actually smart.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: That was scared film, really weird coloring, full bush like
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: the whole thing. Yeah, this is always horrific. This was
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: an actual thing back.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: In the day.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 11: Oh excuse me, Ricky.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: The mom walks into Ricky's room with a laundry basket
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: of his clean clothes and she's just coming to bring
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: his laundry back to his room. And mom walks in
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: on Ricky.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 11: Oh excuse me, Ricky. Ricky, I did see what you
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 11: were doing. It felt good, didn't it. It's all right.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 11: We all have feelings like this sometimes. I'm just glad
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 11: you're doing this in the privacy of your own room.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 11: When you're a little bit older, we'll have to talk
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 11: more about these feelings and what causes them and how
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 11: we can control these feelings.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: Wait until he's older.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry I intruded on your privacy. I'll be sure
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 11: to know next time.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, Ricky killed himself spoiler alert in case you didn't
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: see the rest of it.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: Well, kids know, Ricky intentionally ate a bullet.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 4: We don't have Ricky anymore. I'm on American Girl Dolls
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 4: TikTok page. Yeah, they have the dolls play acting scenes
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 4: from the book on the Guys Guide to Shaving.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: Girl's leg Yeah, and then I remember this one. This
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: is one that they showed us in school, and for
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: whatever do the the song stuck, I think with every
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: kid in my class, because then we went on to
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: sing it all the time like a song. Yeah, it
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: was like, uh it was. It was a song to
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: teach kids about the proper instead of calling it like
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: your d or whatever. Yeah, like you would use the
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: proper words for the body parts. And it was just
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: I could still picture the video. The video was this
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: like creepy looking dude sitting like outside, like in a
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: park or a playground or whatever, playing this guitar singing
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: this song about the proper names for body part penis.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: Penis is what boys have down in front.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: Penis is the word, though it.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 10: Seems blunt, all boys have a penis.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: So no matter what you've heard, remember that.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 10: Penis is the proper word.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: Vulva is what girls have down.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 11: Below, even though most people call it vagina in front
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 11: of children call it chia.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 10: She's acred.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: It will show all girls have a bulva.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 10: So no matter what you've heard, remember that vulva is
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 10: the proper word.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Our anus is a useful thing.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 10: Indeed, the penis, it gives relief in.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: Time of need.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 10: We all have an anus.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 14: So no matter what you've heard, remember that anus is
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 14: the proper word.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 8: So don't be because that's what they're called, the proper word.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: A private.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: There's a creepy we all have its probably dead. I
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: mean that that was hell old at the time. He
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: was hell old.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 6: Did you ever I don't even know what to say.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: Did you ever know the answer to a certain question?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: But you asked your parents anyway, just to hear what
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: they would say?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: God, no, Because I went to a movie with my
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: dad once and in the movie they used the word
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: pecker and I knew exactly what it meant.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: And after the movie, I'm like, dude, well what does
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: pecker remain?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: And this is how much we didn't have the talk.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: He said, never mind, we would explain.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: Never mind.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: So we not only didn't have to talk, it was
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: like you will not talk about it, never mind. That's
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: like to be able to do that, like shut up,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: we're not talking about it.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 6: Alpha move.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: He shows that these messages I wanted Moore and coach,
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: they're up before hire So Tyro and I have very
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: different takes on this, Okay, uh so and I just
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: went to one of their games. Salt Lake City has
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: their own NHL team now. They're called the Utah Mammoth.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: That's right, And about that me too. Yeah, well, they
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: were the Arizona Coyotes and then they relocated the team to,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: uh the Salt Lake so they're the Utah Mammoth, which.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: I'm sure they're happy about because I heard when they
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: were the Coyotes.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: It was just like, oh yeah, shripball. Oh it was
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: it was it was. It was terrible. And I gotta say, like,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: the people in Salt Lake very nice and they're really
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: into it. But because it's so new to them, they
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: don't really know hockey yet, so they're not they're not
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: very they're not well educated fans, you know, they just
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: say dumb stuff. It's like listening to little kids in
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: stall each other compared to like people who really you
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: go to like a city, like a really good sports city,
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: like a you know, I don't like, but Boston's a
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: good sports city, you know, like people who really know,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: you know, Pittsburgh another great sports city where they really
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: know there's there they're they're sports and it's like you
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: hear that level of smack talk is different than oh yeah,
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: it says you anyway. So they're very nice and you know,
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: I could it's gonna be a successful uh franchise for
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: for Salt Lake anyway. You know what they used to
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: clean the ice with. It's called a zamboni, right, you
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: drive the thing on there and cleans the ice.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: Well, the Utah Mammoth just rolled out. They're a brand new,
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: one of a kind zamboni and they call it the Zamoth. Nice.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna show it to you. It's a normal zamboni,
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: but it's a it's completely fitted with a mammoth looking
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: frame around it. This is what they're driving around the ice.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 5: Hilarious steel sheets and created this big exo skill.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: It's pretty bad.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 6: It's like if a mammoth was in like Frozen.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: You think this is badass?
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not badass, but.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 3: It's you think this is cool.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 6: I think it looks like.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: You guys are the Tyler, right, that's the thing. It's
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: like it's hockey. This is not supposed to be cute,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: but it's supposed to be. It's not it's not cute.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: It's like hardcore. You know, it looks it looks like
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: a Pokemon character. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 6: It's not to be taken seriously.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: You like it too.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: I think it's cool.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: The auto shell, completely custom made, includes tusks that a
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: mammoth would have. It's seventeen feet long, can carry up
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: to eight riders. It's the gayest thing.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 6: Wow, it's got cool like angry eyes. Yeah.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, so here's here's this is Okay, when you're at
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: the games. At the Utah Mammoth Games, they do the
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: where they show the different people in the crowd and
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: cheering and whatever during the breaks the intermission system. And
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: uh so the fans, of course, they get all excited
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: and they're yelling and screaming, so their mouths are wide open.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: Now the thing that the fans do because it's the mammoth.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: These mammoths have tusks, so make like that like hang
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: loose thing with your fing with fingers in your shotgun.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: And they do this.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: It looks like a chick who's like double mouth partying
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: different dudes.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you are going to do that, don't
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 5: move it back and forth.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's the thing. Because they're yelling and screaming.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: Their mouth is wide open, which doesn't help. So it
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: was really it was really easy to make fun of
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: them white.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 6: I think maybe it would look cooler if it didn't
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 6: have like hair.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: Because this mammoth not seeing any kind of I don't
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: see the downside of this unless you're like, like what
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: he's trying to be like a hockey PURIAU, Like why
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 3: is everything to be cute?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 2: It's cool because you have to do the zamboni anyway
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: you might make it entertaining.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 5: Some of the lage band's gonna roll around for five
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: look like a parade flow and an eight seater. That's
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: cool because I always see that one where it's just
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 5: like one seat and that the kid place too, and
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 5: you can take this thing out on the street for parades,
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: which I know, okay, but no, they're fun.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 7: And when it comes out something, the lighting looks really cool,
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 7: looks like there's fog and stuff, and.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, that would be so fun.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right, hey got in your head?
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, game like they have the kiss cam. They have
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: like the celebrity look like cam. It's fun.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 3: What do you got to live with one.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: You're gonna live with this or gritty our grits.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: I'll take gritty all day. Really, I thought you're not
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 3: a big fan. I'm not a fan. Gritty is the
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: Flyers mascot gritty. It looks like it looks a muppet,
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 3: like a homeless Philadelphia exactly like if a Redhead was
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: a mascot. Right, grit And by the way, you ginger kid,
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: there will be many copies cats of this zamboni.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, look up all
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: the teams. They could pimp out all the.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: Already people are already doing mock ups or whatever. Even
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: a gritty one would look like, I know.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 5: Because all they've had so far is like stupid, like
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: skins on the side of them.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: It doesn't look cool. Only have the factory deca. I
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: want John Deere no flair were gonna look. I'm not
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: looking to convince you. I just wanted to get your
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: opinion to see, you know, between Tyler and I like,
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: who's who's in the minority. It looks like something that
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: would be in the Ice Capades. But it's fun, But.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's It's not cool, but it is fun
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 5: coming to the Penguins and you're giant.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 3: You know what, I don't think so.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 6: You don't think they would stand for that.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: I don't think Pittsburgh would stand for that. Do you
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: think Philly would stand for that? You don't stand for our.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 12: Stand fort?
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: Because again, Disney on ice kind of thing. But it's
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: not cute, it's it's intentionally Again, all I see here
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: is a Pokemon character.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: It's a slightly video gaming right. Yeah, but what am
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: I quote cute?
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: I'm happy it's not my team because every time that
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: thing would come out, it'd be like Giant pay. I
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: can't feel proud of that. My market listeners. Two years,
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 3: there will be a custom every every every team will
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: have a custom something. Yeah, Sharks, so cool? Gin know
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: what was the thing that you found? You found? Who
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: is this person? This is not the workout guy. This
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: is a different guy. You want to get Greg's take?
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is I wish I remembered where it came from.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 6: This is like this young guy and he rattles off
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 6: like thirty five things that he thinks are gay.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: Everybody did something today because trying on Sammy's boyfriend's cat carrier.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 6: And I think that This would be like a fat
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 6: a good like lightning round thing of you telling us
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 6: if it's true or fault.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 3: But greg So, you vote no.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: But this, that's I think it's legit cool, all right
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: and clever. All right, here's and it's something to look
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: at all right.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: Now, what about uh? What about these things?
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 8: Laughing too hard, ice cream, eating slowly, plugging your nose,
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 8: jumping in a pool.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: All right? That the jumping in the pool, plugging your
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: nose as an adult, that's pathetic, I judge, judge, that's it.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 5: I remember when I saw that for the first time,
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 5: I go, what are they doing?
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's for four years old, think of it.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 6: Actually, it's just naturally.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: What about the other things? Greg So?
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 8: Laughing too hard?
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, we had this argument last time when I said,
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: not gay people, Oh, you're taking it literally.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: Wasn't that the whole part?
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: This is?
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: This is literally we're talking homosexual, super gay laughing too hard,
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: no rules.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 8: Ice cream? Also, eating slowly.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: It's more sophisticated to eat slowly.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, what about the get it? I feel like there
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: are some people who eat mega slow on purpose.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 6: It's passive aggressive, Yeah.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: Correct, it's it's the same as the person who's driving
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 3: in traffic to police everybody else's speed, Like they're doing
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 3: it intentionally so like you can't get around them. I'm like, nope,
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 3: this is just how like all right, you're you're now
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: just intentionally like for I don't know what reason.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: When you eat, when you're eating with somebody who eats
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: crazy slow, it gives me anxiety.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: Gives me anxiety. Yeah, adding the extra half hour. So
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: what about that one? Greg uh not gig annoying nose
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 3: jumping in a pool, gay, childish, pathetic?
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, fingernail trimmers, sunscreen.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: Finger fingernail trimmers that but you got to cut your nail,
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: what would you do them off? Yeah? Or use your
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 3: pocket knife? Right, or just rub a rock on them,
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 5: Or do you have those pliers those industrial Yeah, they're
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 5: like no, they're pretty much like pliers to like cut.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 3: Your to get to the detailed like people are.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah not yeah, screen, skincare, trampolines, baths, skincare.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 3: I could see how people say that's gay. Yes, trampolines
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 3: no opposite of gay.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 6: It's very whysical.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, I think if you can do flips and stuff,
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: it's pretty damn cool. But jaths, oh god, nuclear again
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: all right, Greg is again he's the authority right like
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: you can you know if you say it, it's.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 8: True wearing gloves when it's cold.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: No, I hate that.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 2: I was going to bring that up during the Zamboni thing.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: You hating that Zambonian saying, oh, the penguins would never
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: stand for that is the equivalent of when a man's cold,
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 2: like you're a girl like being cold it makes you
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 2: a criminal, weak girl thing.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 3: Just for the record, on the Zamboni thing, I just
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: wanted to see what everybody's response would be. It doesn't matter,
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: you know. I'm quite surprised that it was so overwhelming.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 3: I didn't expect that. I expected to be kind of like,
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 3: maybe more fifty to fifty. Especially. I thought maybe Sea
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 3: Bass be like, okay, dumb. I expected people like, say,
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 3: the Tyler's bored Menace, you know, those I'd expect that.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 3: I was pretty sure that Greg would say.
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  Speaker 2: No, because I think the zamboni is something you have
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: to do anyway, why not make it a little more interesting.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 3: By the way, Greg, the San Jose Sharks kind of
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: already have one, dude.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 4: It's mostly just the graphics and they put a fin
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 4: on it, so it's not a full eye well like
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 4: I said.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 3: But I mean, like full on shark would be cool.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 8: Being cold?
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 3: How about complaining about being cold? That's for women, okay,
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 3: because who do you always ball now? Menace all the time. Yeah,
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 3: and Greg kill you. Yeah, but you don't really hear
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 3: dudes like oh it's so chilling, so cold.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: Because women will complain about it, but never bring a
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: jacket with Yeah, your wife is guilty of that.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 3: Well, absolutely, We'll go somewhere the winter cold weather climate
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 3: and she won't bring a coat because it's too much
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: to pack and carry.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 2: And then she does a thing with the shoes, like
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: she'll wear uncomfortable shoes and then complain about her feet hurt.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, well a lot of chicks do that, right,
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 3: that kind of that's what Vegas is. You see it
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 3: all the time, alright.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 8: Cold complaining aprons, holding in a sneeze but letting a
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 8: squeak out.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: Aprons Yes.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 6: At the bar.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah I like them, but yeah I'm allowed to like them. Yeah,
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 2: that's pretty good.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 3: That some people you think are going to explode because
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: they wouldn't feel better just to like sneeze like let
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 3: it out, but.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 6: People go, Sammy, yeah, it's like it bothers me.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 3: Your insigns are gonna blow out.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 12: I don't I enjoy it. It's the only way you
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 12: know how to sneeze, I mean sneeze. It alarms me that.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 3: It seems like that would be painful.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah. No, doesn't have to be like a loud dad sneeze,
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 6: but something.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Because then there's the other side of that
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 3: where Okay, having a spotless house.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: That's called normal. Yeah, I think like something's wrong with
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: you if you don't have a spotless house. Dude, I
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: just don't get it. I'm so gay if that's the case.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 8: Saying oh my gosh, oh my god, oh my gosh.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's less gay than oh my god,
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 2: or saying o MG, that's a.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 3: Guy there you go.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 8: That's gay themed socks.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 3: Themed socks, well, you know it has a lot of
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: theme socks. Well, our favorite news anchor, yeah, yeah, he's alive,
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 3: So like if.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: It was pizza or like sushi socksing.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jim Donovan has the world record for that true
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 3: themed socks. Let's let's lean gay on that.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Okay, cocktails not like I'm hold on to themed socks. Mocktails.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 3: Mocktails just pointless, not gay or otherwise. They're just pointless.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 3: But the fact you have to call them mocktails, they are, Yeah, mocktails.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 3: It's just a drink. Drink, Yeah, fun soda. Yeah, I
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: have a mocktail. What would you like? Yes, I'll have
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 3: a cherry coke. It's just some of them drink.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: Have you ever have you even been with one who
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 4: someone who's ordered one of those? I see them on
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: menus these days, Like, I've never known a person ever.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 3: The young person, like the not mallennial, but like the
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 3: gen z.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 6: That's what they say. That's what I've never seen it.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 3: Like when you go to dinner with a kid and
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 3: they think they're being fancy and they get.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, I know they say in the media it's
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 5: all the craze, but exactly what I'm saying, I've never
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 5: I've never known a person who's ever even sampled.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 3: Well, who are you hanging out with? I think the
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 3: people that you're hanging out with aren't they mocktail ordering people?
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 6: But women, like I've never been with a woman.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is that right? The Woody show Board just
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 3: updated his folder that he keeps of all these little
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 3: different audio clips.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 13: Uh so good.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the latest in there from that last conversation is
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 3: from Sea Bass like I never have been with a
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 3: woman confession, Yeah we have, like I've never been with
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 3: a woman.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 6: Like I've never been with a woman. Starting to a
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 6: lot of scends.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to talk about how retarded this all right?
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: Let's see. Oh that one's that one's missing? Hold up, Yeah,
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 3: there's there's a bunch of here. Uh maybe he has
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: been Yeah, well I on gayer won't be a gay. Okay,
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 3: let's see. Oh, we've got some great gory clips in here.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 3: This is also from today's show. That just made me
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 3: so hearty. Oh true, that's that's a good one.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: Take me out into a field and just shoot me.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 2: That's depressing, big poop.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 3: I say. Bortous collect these. When he hears something that
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 3: just like tickles him, he just he sets it aside.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: Because I wanted them all punished. Thanks a lot, God,
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: All right, Oh, how about the two men sixty nine?
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: I don't see how those polsible.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 3: Let's see we have some Gina grad clips I love.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I als, you're dude, how are you? I'm Gina,
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 6: that's a good one.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 3: What did that one happen?
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 6: Al, you're dude, how are you? I'm Gina is talking
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 6: about cheer or something. Yeah, maybe I'm the biggest moron
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 6: on the face of the planet.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 3: Uh oh, wow, expensive though.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 6: Kyle Hitler, Oh.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 3: We all remember that conversation we were talking about who's
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 3: your personal hero?
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 6: Who is Hitler?
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: About the song that's crazy crazy, crazy crazy? Yeah? What
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 3: else do you love?
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 6: I love Master Jolly all right.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is. It's it's postaa.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like a z d or penny.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, uh oh. Here's a Morgan clip.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 9: You know my rectum is feeling a little looser.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 15: Yeah, okay, yeah, I just you know, tap that thing.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 3: Yep, just tap it. Oh we have let's see here.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 3: Here's one from Sammy.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 12: I clung toilets. I'm glad that he killed Diddy.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 3: Oh I can't swallow more.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I can't believe I just did this, all right?
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 3: Uh oh, So whatever you can do to moisten up,
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 3: all right, and then menace is always good for some
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of screaming from Glory Whole stuff. Zebra stripes,
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 3: oh zeba stripes you know, all right, Yeah, there's a
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 3: lot of kind of Woodrow Wilson woo wool Drow Wilson
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 3: yang yang z shout out hard devious, hor devious. Yeah,
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: there's a and then there's just a lot of like
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 3: random noises.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, scary alright.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four?
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 10: What thank you?
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 11: Thank you?
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 3: Board genius was shocking. Yeah, I can't believe that one.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ashamed.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four what he texts over to
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 3: two to Now I can't play that one. Some of
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 3: these I know are not edited. Like if if you
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 3: put the actual word in there in the description, does
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 3: it mean it's beeped out? Probably No, that is not
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 3: for you.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I want the wrong one just in case
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 5: we won't play that one.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 3: More fun than Goner Rhea.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 2: I mean I've had goneree a few times, and I
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 2: say I haven't had goner yet.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's try to wrap up, get the hell out
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 3: of here Wednesday in the books. Three down, two to go. No,
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 3: I got this all right? Go in fine today's full
• 1:58:35
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• 1:58:37
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• 1:58:42
  Speaker 3: back tomorrow, all new show this week in audio. Of course,
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: we're gonna have more chances for you to win your
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 3: five packs of tickets to The Woody Show After Hours
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 3: takeover at Disney California Adventure. Also keep in mind Friday
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 3: is when we're all gonna be at Alberton's in Fullerton.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 3: When I say we all will be there, I'm talking
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 3: about you the list as well. Yeah, come on out
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 3: Albertson's Floor ten this Friday, two to four meet the
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  Speaker 3: Woody Show. Get all the details on that. Just hit
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  Speaker 3: up the events tab on the woodyshow dot com. And tomorrow,
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 3: you guys gonna be a throw Back Thursday, and I
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 3: have a theme. You know, I'm a fan of Space yep,
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 3: Artemis is gonna be splashing down on Friday. So Tomorrow's
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 3: Throwback Thursday theme Space. Yeah. I got a lot of
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 3: great ideas so far. If you got anything out you know,
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 3: I gotta be ten years or old or all that stuff.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 3: But if you've got some good Space theme songs, yeah,
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 3: hit us up and we'll get to those tomorrow. Throwback
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 3: Thursday here on The Woodie Show. Anything you got for
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 3: us in the meantime, you can leave on the after
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 3: hours voicemail. That number is eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 3: You can find us follow us on social media. Look
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 3: forwards there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory, Yes
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 3: your parting words of wisdom please. Yeah.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: Cleavage is just like the sun. You can take a
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: quick look, but to stare at it is dangerous.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 3: If you ever get caught something like like unknowingly, like
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 3: where you're just kind of staring in like one direction,
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 3: but like it looks like you swear like honestly, you're
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 3: not really staring, but it looks like you're just But
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 3: then get the other person doesn't even say anything, but
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 3: you kind of, Oh god, that's gotta look weird.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I probably have.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: Like you're staring off in the space, but it happens
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 3: to be in the direction where like some chick with
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 3: huge cans.
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 5: Stepped once and then she like covered up. I'm like, dude,
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 5: I'm not looking at your boots.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 3: I swear. I got faked out the grocery store here recently,
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 3: where I was walking up and I thought I'm getting
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 3: line behind this chick. It was a dude like like
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 3: eighties hair metal, I mean like really long straight hair
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 3: like yeah, and like that like eighties hair metal like
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 3: body build, you know what I mean, Like real skinny,
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 3: like poison. How was that ass? Hey girl?
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 3: Looking good. I thank you very much, Greg Gory, you
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 3: got Thank you so much for giving the Woody Show
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 3: some of your valuable time this morning. You know, we
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 3: love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 3: guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 3: Have a great day. SMD double M.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 8: I quit this bitch.