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FULL SHOW: The Cat Counsellor · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos, all the good stuff,
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  Speaker 1: no nasties try it today. Welcome, this is big, big show.
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  Speaker 2: Really, Jason Hitz, make the note and.
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  Speaker 3: Get ayr mad Basard's great to have your company on
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  Speaker 3: this glorious Monday afternoon. It is the second of March
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, are listening to
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  Speaker 3: the Big Show, brought to you by Toledos.
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  Speaker 4: Rehydrate the right way with Toledo's real ingredients and natural colors.
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  Speaker 3: Scout, Scow, Scow, scow, scout. I tell you what fellas.
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  Speaker 3: I had one before the show started. I'm feeling fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: I was speaking you look at twenty years younger.
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  Speaker 3: That's been thank you.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: You've been hanging out the back of the Toledos. Sure
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  Speaker 2: have been. Maggie, how are you going? U? Stallion going
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  Speaker 2: pretty grassy? Your mad dog? You're six, son of the Bee.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: I'm ready to crack into another week of the Big Show.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Even though it's cold, man, Yeah it's cold. We has changed, Keysy.
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  Speaker 3: She's a little bit nippy for sure, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit.
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  Speaker 4: But hey, the wars about this frontay was Friday is
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  Speaker 4: Friday out o'clock Mount smart stadium. Man, how good you
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  Speaker 4: run out there?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Yep, yep, that sounded like a light. Why did you
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  Speaker 2: sound like that?
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  Speaker 3: That sounded really sussexually keezy. It was like, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: sounded like something I would say if I was going
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  Speaker 3: to go and watch the Warriors.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yep, No, you said, like, yep, you'd be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm definitely going kezy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I definitely am. Actually, strangely enough.
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  Speaker 2: See, no you're not.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what. Old Keysy's got a new dude today,
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  Speaker 3: looking sharp, mate, How are you going good?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, Jase?
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  Speaker 4: Feeling good. I've got my Wires shirt on to celebrate
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  Speaker 4: the Wars coming back. It is colder today, which sucks, yes,
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  Speaker 4: but it's great to be here with you guys.
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  Speaker 3: It's still a beautiful day. Hey Mogi, what's coming up
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  Speaker 3: on the show? Mate? What's happening on the Big Show
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  Speaker 3: with Old Mogi?
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  Speaker 2: But to me it's Old Magie. Well, the WI is
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  Speaker 2: back this weekend, and that means we've got the Gabinator.
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  Speaker 2: Charlie Gubb, the legend of the Warriors himself, will be
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  Speaker 2: on the show later on today and we pick his
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  Speaker 2: brains about what happened over in Vegas and what's coming
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  Speaker 2: up this weekend also and a surprise to nobody, bird
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  Speaker 2: shit Chris, my cat has been dominating my bed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely dominating. I've had it up to the eyeballs. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to call him an expert. We'll be talking to
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  Speaker 2: a cat whisperer.
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  Speaker 4: When you say dominating your bed, you've been doing wheeze
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  Speaker 4: on it cos.
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  Speaker 2: I'm snapping one off, just snapping one off whenever it
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  Speaker 2: once good time. Next up we'll be talking about as
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  Speaker 2: a result of that, why do people care if a
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  Speaker 2: mattress has stained when it's always covered up. This, of course,
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  Speaker 2: is another argument or disagreement or different of opinions between
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  Speaker 2: my wife and I.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, there's rage against the machine.
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  Speaker 1: The whole archy. Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: hoad Ich.
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  Speaker 3: You can indeed green day there on the radio. Hold
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  Speaker 3: Arkie Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twelve
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  Speaker 3: minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: I's got little bit of a question, And maybe is
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  Speaker 2: this a male female thing? I don't I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I always worry bringing up the battle of the sexes
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  Speaker 2: because it might just be me. Maybe you're just being
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  Speaker 2: a chauvinistic Jase, I don't know. Yeah, possibly we'll find out,
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  Speaker 2: but it seems to be and certainly in my experience,
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  Speaker 2: if I spilled something on the bed for some reason,
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  Speaker 2: for example, over the weekend, I went and got the
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  Speaker 2: paper out of the letterbox. We get the Sunday paper,
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  Speaker 2: delivered a little treat easy once a week man lucky.
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  Speaker 2: And then I brought the coffee in for my wife
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  Speaker 2: and little croissant. That's how Sunday I have a tradition
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  Speaker 2: just to read the paper in bed. Now, as I
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  Speaker 2: was walking into the room with my hot coffee, a
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  Speaker 2: paper and a croissant actually in the hand, I could
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  Speaker 2: feel something crawling up my arm and I thought to myself,
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  Speaker 2: I bet there's one of these massive bastard cock croaches
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  Speaker 2: that's now was on the paper and is now crawling
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  Speaker 2: up my arm. And I wasn't super worried about it,
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  Speaker 2: but I did want to see it. And so in
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  Speaker 2: the process of trying to see it, I tipped coffee
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  Speaker 2: all over the bed. Right yep, standy, Yes, that's how
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  Speaker 2: that goes. And my wife now immediately can't relax. She's
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  Speaker 2: leapt out of bed before you can blink an eye.
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  Speaker 2: She's got a bucket, she's got sponges, she's got towels,
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  Speaker 2: all sorts of things. The vast majority of the coffee
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  Speaker 2: went on the sheets and the douvet, but there was
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  Speaker 2: a round dot of coffee on the mattress itself, which
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  Speaker 2: was about an inch in diameter. Now, my feeling for
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  Speaker 2: that is, I can understand where you want it to
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  Speaker 2: be dry, but she wants it to she wants to
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  Speaker 2: get rid of the stain like it never even existed. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: And my question for you, and my question for the
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  Speaker 2: listeners on three for eight three is who gives a shit?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: So sorry, just so, what do you say?
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  Speaker 3: It was an inch?
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  Speaker 2: What's that in centimeters? Just because I'm twenty five mels
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  Speaker 2: for you keezing?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, can I just say back in the day,
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  Speaker 3: because I was a shocking bastard when it comes to mattresses,
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  Speaker 3: I used to just sleep on my mattress, no sheet
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  Speaker 3: like that. And it was in the day when I
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  Speaker 3: was sort of bibing heavily. And you know when you
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  Speaker 3: go to like a murder scene and they do the
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  Speaker 3: chalk outline, Well, I used to have like an outline
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  Speaker 3: on my mattress of my body with just all the
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  Speaker 3: topsins pouring out. But my attitude has always sort of
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  Speaker 3: been your chuck a little cover over the top of that.
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  Speaker 3: Bob's your uncle's our uncle who cares?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I think I'm with your wife on this one. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm with your wife, just not to.
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  Speaker 3: But you're quite anal about that sort of stuff. Aren't
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  Speaker 3: you easy.
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  Speaker 4: About having stains on a mattress? Yes, once upon a
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  Speaker 4: time I didn't care. Now I do care right now. Lately,
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm used to find things in life Now.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe I've graduated because I always had a bottom sheet, Jase,
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  Speaker 4: because I'm not a disgusting individual. Never had a top
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  Speaker 4: sheet though, Just do disgusted wash my dovate once a
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  Speaker 4: year or something, you know. But now if I look
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  Speaker 4: back the sheet and check my mattress, I don't want
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  Speaker 4: a single stain on the right. I'll be there with
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  Speaker 4: the sponge and the bucketers.
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  Speaker 2: Would you really, why why would it? I just don't
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  Speaker 2: know it would bother you, bother you because we also
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  Speaker 2: have we have a cover, yes, a mattress protector, which
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  Speaker 2: has got so much cat urine feces on it in
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  Speaker 2: the last few weeks that We've had to take it
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  Speaker 2: to a dry cleaner. It's going to cost me. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how much that's going to cost to get
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  Speaker 2: there Troy cleaned. And then we have an electric blanket
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  Speaker 2: that goes over the top of that also had to
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  Speaker 2: go to the dry cleaners because that's ruined. So this
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  Speaker 2: is one of the rare occasions. Is even an opportunity
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  Speaker 2: to stain the mattress, and I managed it. But given
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  Speaker 2: the fact that it's covered for the entirety of its
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  Speaker 2: life except when the cat's urinating on it eight times
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  Speaker 2: a week. You see what I'm saying. It's mostly covered up,
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  Speaker 2: and you don't sell it at the end of its
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  Speaker 2: life or anything exactly.
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  Speaker 3: That's the point. I mean, what do you do with
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  Speaker 3: a mattress once you've used it? It is the most
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  Speaker 3: ball a thing to get rid of a match.
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  Speaker 2: You just drop it down on the Salvation Army. They
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  Speaker 2: love it when you do that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if all your stains and cat feces and wheeze,
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure they hate that in actual fact, especially
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  Speaker 3: when you leave it out just under the sort of
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  Speaker 3: eaves and it gets sodden wet.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you drop it off on a Sunday when
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  Speaker 2: they're closed.
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  Speaker 3: They love it.
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  Speaker 4: So three four oh three, give your opinion. Do you
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  Speaker 4: care about a stain mattress?
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  Speaker 2: Yes or no?
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  Speaker 4: Good question here, moggie, what was your wife wearing?
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  Speaker 2: I don't see.
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  Speaker 3: We've got some stains on our mattress at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: Actually I don't know what they are. I think I
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  Speaker 3: do some big stains, big stains. Here's Wayser.
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  Speaker 1: The Hood Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Hold Ikeyes, indeed, Geha there on the radio, Hold Archy
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  Speaker 3: Big Show. That's Monday afternoon. The time is four twenty
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  Speaker 3: four and we're having mattress chat. Do we care about
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  Speaker 3: stains on our mattress? I do?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't. I spilled some coffee on my mattress
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  Speaker 2: on the weekend, and the wife there, bless it wanted
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  Speaker 2: to get the stain out immediately, whereas I was just like,
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  Speaker 2: just stick a sheet over it. Man, he kiars.
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  Speaker 4: I think if you can clean up the stain while
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  Speaker 4: it's still weir, why wouldn't you if you.
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  Speaker 2: Can just cover it up and read the paper?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: I no, but I mean I don't even know how
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  Speaker 2: to clean it up all I know.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I know.
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to be dry. Yes, so I just rub, rub,
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  Speaker 2: rub rub, you put water, Yeah, but that makes it weird.
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  Speaker 2: That's the opposite of what I'm trying to do.
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  Speaker 4: It's long term gain, short term pain. But what's the gain,
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  Speaker 4: that's my question. Not a mattress that doesn't have like
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  Speaker 4: a weird poo colored stain.
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  Speaker 2: On it, but you never see it. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Out of side, out of mind, is what I would
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  Speaker 2: say to your short term pain. I know it's there.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I'd go so far as to say,
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  Speaker 3: I don't even worry about the wetness. Yes, I just
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  Speaker 3: lie the absorb it in the jarm. Yes, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if I do know what you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: Someone who's suggesting that you could put it one of
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  Speaker 4: those foam comforted upside down eggshell things on your mattress. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: and in that way that will soak up a lot
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  Speaker 4: of your sweat and wheeze and whatnot.
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  Speaker 3: Bloody good, those things used to have one of those
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  Speaker 3: best sleep of my life.
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  Speaker 2: And sweat and urine and things. So you had to
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  Speaker 2: throw it out yeah, eventually I just weighed about forty kilos.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it was sudden.
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  Speaker 4: Disgusting people here questioning you having an electric blanket in Auckland.
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  Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, it's got one of those sheepy
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  Speaker 2: skins on it, so it actually keeps you cool in
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  Speaker 2: the summer period. That's a trick with sheep. You've never
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  Speaker 2: seen a hot sheep, have you?
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  Speaker 4: No, I haven't see. They all seem pretty chill. Also,
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  Speaker 4: feelers like my mattress is as clean as a whistle, right,
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  Speaker 4: you get eat your dinner off it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, when I go to your open home, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to be checking your mattress.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks Jase.
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  Speaker 4: But one thing that's probably not as the pillow inside
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  Speaker 4: of a pillow. All of us are running disgusting pillows.
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  Speaker 3: My pillow is immaculate.
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  Speaker 2: Bullshit. I've been to your apartment.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen your pillows is immaculate, pristine white.
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually kezy. I'm with you. I think this is
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  Speaker 2: the one place where you need to protect them. Is
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: you need that zip up egg for your pillow, because
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: if you don't, it's discussing. It gets absolutely foul.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, I propose that we all maybe not bring
• 10:08
  Speaker 4: in our pillows, because that's gross, you would lose it.
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: Maybe we should do like an unbegging of our pillows,
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: take photos, give them to pugs, and then put them online.
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  Speaker 4: People can vote for which ones are the most disgusting. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and which one belongs to whom? Yeah, embarrassing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, No, I'm keen. I'm just wondering how keen
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  Speaker 2: my missus is. She's got she hates my fellows so much,
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  Speaker 2: she hates it, lumpy, terrible pillow. But I've got a problem.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: I just don't think you should spend a lot of
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  Speaker 2: money on a pillow.
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  Speaker 4: But you put your massive hit on it, like I look,
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: I absolutely, I've got a bamboo pillow.
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  Speaker 2: Be too hard?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I found those two stiff for.
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  Speaker 2: It to begin with.
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  Speaker 4: No, not actual bamboo. Oh, it's maybe like bamboo fibers,
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  Speaker 4: and it's very big.
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  Speaker 3: I used to have one of those as well.
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  Speaker 2: I hated it.
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  Speaker 4: And your hear saying, so, well, it's a good job
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  Speaker 4: I've got one and not you.
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  Speaker 2: What have you got?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, a feather down or something like that,
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  Speaker 3: just top quality in immaculate condition. I'm more than happy
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  Speaker 3: to take a photo of my pillow and send it
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  Speaker 3: into the fields.
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  Speaker 4: I think we should do that tonight. Yes, bring it
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  Speaker 4: in and see who's got the most filth insight. I'm
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  Speaker 4: talking about the inside of the pillow, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, well we'll send it to Pegs. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: all right, okay, okay, it's anonymous, all right, okay, okay.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in.
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  Speaker 3: Four on Radio's Indeed Big There on the radio hod
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  Speaker 3: Archy Big Show. This glorious Monday afternoon. The time is
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: four thirty six. Now Rugby League season is upon us.
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  Speaker 3: With that in mine, We've got our local correspondent on
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  Speaker 3: the league, the one the only X Warrior, Charlie gab
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: good a Charlie, you mad bastard. How's life na things
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: A good feller?
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  Speaker 5: Reno's how things of you? How did you watch the
• 11:54
  Speaker 5: Vegas Round?
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  Speaker 3: How did I watch it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You would have been watching on Saturday night.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yes it was on.
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  Speaker 4: That was a tear you failed it, damn it. I
• 12:03
  Speaker 4: watched it, Charlie. Great to have NRL back on TV.
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't super stoked with the matchups, however, one of the
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: games we've done to the Wire Bulldogs Dragons it was
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: nice and exciting. How do you find watching the games
• 12:13
  Speaker 4: over there in the States, because well, it does do
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  Speaker 4: big things for the international game. It's not quite as
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: good as when it's an Aussie or New Zealand, No.
• 12:21
  Speaker 5: It's not, but I mean it's probably good exposure for
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: the game. You sponsored all that boring stuff, and you're right.
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  Speaker 5: They sent three absolutely loser teams over. Yeah, that I
• 12:32
  Speaker 5: wouldn't normally watch, but it was Vegas and they they
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  Speaker 5: do a good build up and all that sort of stuff,
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  Speaker 5: So I think it's cool, and it's cool that the
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: guys get to go over and probably get into their
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: first BBW.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: How how do you think you would have gone, man,
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: if they sent the Wars over to Vegas when you
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: were playing?
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  Speaker 2: Damn, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I did.
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  Speaker 5: I got a real addictive personality, so I probably end
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: up with the integratory unit.
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  Speaker 3: I thought the Dragons and bulldogs were good size bulldogs
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  Speaker 3: are but not the dragons.
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  Speaker 2: Not really. Okay, yeah, it was what I what was
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  Speaker 2: weird about watching it was at either end of the stadium.
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  Speaker 2: It was practically empty, and then the the commentary was
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  Speaker 2: slightly punishing, having every possible use of anything around vegas
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  Speaker 2: or you know, throw a pass. It was a roll
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  Speaker 2: of the dice, all that sort of stuff. It was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was a bit of a punish. They really buy
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: into it.
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  Speaker 5: Nah, I fully agree with you, brother, Not much I
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: can add.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Hey, Charlie, the Warriors, obviously, this Friday eight o'clock it mounts.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Oh god, the Roosters. How are you feeling about the season? Madey,
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: You're excited? What's going to happen?
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  Speaker 5: I'm excited. I'm a little like a little worried just
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: because we've got a few injured halves. But we'll see what,
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: We'll see how we go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's going to be a great year for
• 14:01
  Speaker 5: the Warriors. Top eight for sure.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: What else?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got Roosters round one and Roosters are looking good.
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  Speaker 5: So if we can make a match up with them,
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  Speaker 5: I'll be I'll be rock hard and.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Hope. I hope.
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  Speaker 4: So, Charlie, when you know, when you're playing for the
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: wise Men, if a big team like the Roosters or
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: you know, the Storm or something like that came to
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: New Zealand and you started the season with the win
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: at home over a team like that would that put
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: some serious lead in the wires pencil.
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, definitely if it ever happened when I was playing,
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  Speaker 5: that would that would have happened. But unfortunately we never
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: made the eight while I was kicking.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: I think you know that you dog hope that good
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: would have been. Charlie. Just imagine that man playing finals footy.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: Heck yeah, any excuse to get a Prince Albert?
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  Speaker 3: Right, good stuff, Charlie, maybas what I'll tell you what?
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Will have a chat next Monday? How does that sound? No?
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: What are you fellas here for dinner? I'm thinking about
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: having fish and chips.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I was going to do that on Sunday. I don't know.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: I think I'm having chicken tenders and a salad.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what I'm having for dinner.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: Actually I haven't organized it yet.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: What's your fish and chip order, Charlie?
• 15:15
  Speaker 7: Um, pretty much just fish and chips. Maybe onion rings
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: if they got it. Maybe one time their decent hot dog. Yeah,
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: I get hot dogs for the kids.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: But everything but but to Moto. So it's just got
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: to support.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Local pineapple ring man. No, definitely not sweet Charlie.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Well, anyway, enjoy your fish and Chips brother.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: We'll catch up with you on Monday. Good mate.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Here's Kings of Leon.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Don't forget by the way, if you're in Wellington you
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: need a Porterloo head up Porter King Charlie's business.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Hodd Chili Peppers. There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. The time is four forty seven. Let's
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, hey fellas. Over the weekend I watched a
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: classic movie that for some reason I've never watched, and
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: it was John Carpenter's The Thing No Kurt Russell from
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: nineteen eighty two. And it's a horror.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Is that the famous one where the hand comes out
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: of the chest?
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: No?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Is that alien? No, that's well an alien the chest,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: not a hand, but this one, this one alien lands
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: on planet Earth and at some point in Antarctica space
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: in Antarctica this they dig up the spaceship and it
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: comes back and it's not happy easy, I'll put it
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: to you that way. So it has been frozen, and
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: it's been frozen and then they get it out of
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: it once it's thought baite she's all on, she's all
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: on for young I know Kurt Russell is very great. Yeah,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: he's Kurt Russell. Back in the day. Heaps of practical effects,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: monster effects and stuff. Yes, back in the day, you
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: could really see people leaving the cinema going, oh my god, man,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: that was amazing. But it is almost forty five years ago. Yeah,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: so I was. You know, I had a fair amount
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: of laughter in it, but also very very good. And
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: my wife was grossed out, grossed out by it. I
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: give it three and a half busies, pugs. I think
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: you'd like it. I think it's worth a watch, definitely.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I paid for it. It was three bucks to rent
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: it or something. Go on Apple TV there, and I reckon,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: you should go ahead and do it. Very funny. There
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: was a guy that called Brimley Wilford Brimley. Here's an
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: old school actor. He was in Cocoon and a bunch
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: of other things. I was looking at this dude. I
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: was like, I asked my wife, harold you reckon this
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: guy as she said, sixty two. He was forty eight.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Wow for these back in the day, man people looked old.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Was old as hell, like this guy. If he dropped
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: a dead of a heart attack on screen, you'd be
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: like a good life, your year's time of camp.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Unreal, there's all those There's always these memes online of
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Timothy Shella May at thirty and then like other actors.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: At Gene Heckman. Yes.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I was actually asked the other day by someone what
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: my age was, and I said, what do you reckon?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: They said, no, mid fifties. I was like, excuse me,
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: exkuse me, Fellas. I didn't watch a lot of television
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: over the weekend. I'm exploring all over the city at
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: the moment and I'm just loving it. I went to
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: the Pride parade in Meyers Park on Setty night, which
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: was great and so.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe I should talk to me because I did
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: watch something. This isn't what did Hoidy j get up to?
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Well this is the thing as well, though. I've got
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: a bit of a bug beary TV which I mentioned
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: to you guys before the show Sam Sung TV. You're
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: watching a show right in my case, it's the Crime Channel.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: You're invested in the show, and then they stopped the
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: show and do a two minute can down with nothing
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: in it, no advertising, nothing. It's literally a two minute countdown.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: It's like, what is the point of this.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I've already told you, I know, but it enrages me.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: It's a waste of my time. It's a waste of
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: my family's time. It's a disgrace.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: How many busies out of five do you give the
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Samsung TV countdown?
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Well, they've got a free movie channel, so I'll give
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: it three point three busies.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Right, Okay.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I was doing a jigsaw puzzle while my wife was
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: watching the the What's the Fashion Show from Back in
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: the Day hosted by Top Model the documentary on the
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Holy because she was just watching it and I was
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: just chilling and I was just like listening to it
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: and then started watching I can't believe like kids used
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: to watch that.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: It is so bad.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: I was so nasty, said all these girls that were
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: on it and saying that, like, you know, you're too
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: chunky and stuff, and that literally the thinnest people you've
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: ever seen, and then they'll intentionally like dress them.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Up and I just just to look terrible. It was
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: so bad.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I mean my wife was like I remember
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: watching all this growing up when she was like a
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: teenager or something. Such a bad show. Holy cow, and
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: then Tyra's on. They're trying to like justify what they did.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: How many buzzies Keezy?
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Ah?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I give it three point nine.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: No.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I didn't watch the show growing up, but I found
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: it very interesting, excellent.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: What's that on Netflix?
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: No?
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: One? Netflix? Okay, m I'd have a little tootoo at
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: that tonight.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Does that mean watch?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Okay? Cool?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Do you like snow Patrols two back in the day?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: You still love snow patrol I haven't heard them for years, hego.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: in on Radio Archyes.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Indeed, snow Patrol there on the radio. Ho Donkey Big
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly five minutes
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: to five.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Hey, fellas, do you like having a laugh?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Well, good news listeners can and flights in a night
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: at the sky City Hotel plus tickets to go and
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: see the Best Foods Comedy Gala, which is happening Friday,
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: the first of May. Some of the biggest names in
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: New Zealand comedy all together one massive night at sky
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: City Theater. If you are keen for that hit too,
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Hooduky dot co Dot in zid all the comedy fitt
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: details are there, I'll.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Tell you what plenty coming up after five o'clock. By
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: the way, we've got a caddy expert coming on. We
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: do because of bird Chip cres. Mogi's cat just keeps
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: defecating and urinating all over their bed.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Can we rename it to bed shit Chris?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: And also I believe Keezy you've got a bit of
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: an announcement to make after five.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: It's it's been a long time coming, but I've thought
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: about things and I do have an announcement after.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, look forward to it.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Man the Hohodiching Big Show with Mike and Kezy, tune
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Here, welcome back your messive backbone. Sope you're surviving your
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Monday afternoon. You are listening to the Big Show brought
• 22:02
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• 22:04
  Speaker 4: From workdays to workouts, Toledo's keeps you balanced, refreshed and
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: ready to go.
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Like I said, fellas, I had one at the start
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: of the show. Feel fantastic. I feel ten years younger,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I'm full of energy, I'm high traded. I just feel great.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: So we have to start saying you're twenty nine now, No, no, because.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I just feel it feels younger. It doesn't.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: He doesn't necessarily look any younger.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Okay, have another one tomorrow and see how
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: you going.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, have you guys tried it yet? I mean,
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: what's your favorite?
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I haven't actually tried one yet?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, we should do a live tasting, keysy sure, man,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: okay on the radio. On the radio. Yeah, people listen
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: to that. It'll be me going, ah.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: That's good, it's good, delish.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Hey.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Now coming up next, by the way, old Keys, he's
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: got a big announcement. Very interested to know what that is. Actually, Look,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: it's more.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: It's not massive for the audience. It's more big for
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: me personally, right, you know what I mean. It won't
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: afit the audience too much, but I've just come to
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: terms with something.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: That's good man, all right.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: In the meantime, here's Pearl Jan the Darchy Big Show
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in four on.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Radio the Black Keys there on the Radio hod Archy
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: past five o'clock.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Fellas been doing some soul searching of late just sort
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: of you know, analyzing my life, where I'm at now
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: and where I wanted to be and where I want.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: To go in the future.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: You have been quite moody.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think I've been that moody. Sorry, were
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: just just bokes on finished case. I've decided to after
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: a couple of years now, Jaseph, you being my agent,
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: I've decided to pull pin on the whole wanting to
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: become an actor. You know, I remember you signed me
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: a couple of years ago because you said you saw
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: talent in there.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah you did say that, didn't I'm pretty sure you
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: said that, did I.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: What was more a case of you badgering me continuously
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: put you on my books and to see if I
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: could make an actor out of you. Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I mean we all remember things differently, Jase. It's okay.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: But I've decided, you know what, no roles have been
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: coming through, and the ones that do I can't seem
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: to get. So maybe it's time to just you know,
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: quit quit, yes, quit acting. Yeah, So I'm hanging up
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: the old the acting boots. Oh yeah, that's yeah. And
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: I'm just going to stick to doing top quality radio
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Fellers but Jas, I'd like to thank you for everything
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: you've done over the last couple of years in terms
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: of hustling to get me rolls and stuff.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Mate, I do appreciate it.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: You're welcome me. Yeah, yeah, I'll be honest. There's a
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: touch of relief there.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: That wasn't No.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I mean no, like because you know, I really want
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: your acting career to really take off. And this is
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: actually quite unbelievable because I've had a couple of roles
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: come through in the last today, actually real one that
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I thought would be absolutely perfect for you, maybe called
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: the big League.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Well maybe we should, maybe we see how this goes.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Well, No, I mean, if you're going to make a
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: decision like that, if your heart's not there, Keys, I mean,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: this was perfect for you because as a rugby league
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: player who gets injured when he's young, and then in
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: his mid thirties, he's really struggling to raise his family,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: and he decides to have one last shot at the
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: big league, right NRL. And I sent them through your
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: pe said your absolute league nuta. They're like, yeah, very keen,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: very keen.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: So yeah, it seems like.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: A way the thirties or something around Yeah, yeah, depression.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the depression, you know, the leather helmet in the
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: leather sort of what do you call them? Scale caps?
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Head gear? Yeah, there's another one came through too, which
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: we were perfect for called game Boy.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Now, hang on, so what when did these come through today?
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Where did he enoun?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: You've not told me about them?
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Well, because I was going to tell you about them
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: later on the show, but I don't.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: There's no point where you could just email me straight
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: away or call me.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I have I have to get you bloody audition first, Kisy.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: But they were keen for you on game Boy too.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: What's game Boy about?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: It's just a guy who's who lives with us Mum
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: and Huntley and just plays games on his computer, but
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: then sort of becomes absorbed in one of the games,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: one of the Doo. Then he's start, he gets sapped
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: into the game and becomes part of the game's landscape.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: They wanted kind of goofy sort of you know, kind
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: of character, who's se manchild, thank you, Mogy, thank you?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Who's really you know, a mummies boy, a mummy boy?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I know you can. I was very excited about it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, so I didn't realize this was the case.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: What shall we both feature films by the way and
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: the mate, Yeah, very well paid? Shall we shall we?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: H you just told me that you're you're going to
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: call it. Also had another some voiceover work coming up
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: for you too, keezy, But that's all right, Yeah, it's
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: all good. Actually, Pugs, I might actually see Pugs as
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: because he'd be bloody. He's had a beautiful voice old,
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: you know, very very beautiful voice. But good on your keys.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: You gave it a crareck mate, didn't work outperience experience, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, Actually, Pugs,
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: you'd be pretty good for that game boy one as well.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Actually the goofy mustache and stuff.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, but.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: I'm going to miss you coming into the office every
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: day and having a check calling me up, seeing what's
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: going on.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are you sure it's not?
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Look, as Moggie said, if your heart's not in it,
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: what do you do? We were already struggling and that
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: was with your heart fully in it, you know, so good?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Cool, it's green to the Stonehage.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Is indeed Nirvana there on the Radio Hodarchy Big show
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. The time is five twenty four fellas,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if you've noticed there's been a
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: bit of a change in temperature the last day or two.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Dare well. Of course, Autumn rolled around yesterday, yes, first
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: of March. Technically, according to the calendar, is when the
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: seasons change and right on time.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, well, you made a really good point in the
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: chat today, Moggie. Why is it that summer's always late arriving,
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: but automan winter a bang on time. I went for
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: a walk this morning in the CBD. My eyes were streaming,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: my nipples were chafing, and I was like, oh my god,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: it really has changed just like that bang in a day.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: So sad news. No more cool sort of short sleeve
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: party jay shirts. I'm having to go to the more
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: heavy sort of denims, that kind of cool long sleeve shits.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: It's good, though, because that sort of gives us a
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: break from the pure sexuality you've been exerting over these
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: recent months.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: No more sort of you know, bulging biceps, you know,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: pushing out the bottom of your shoes. They're no more
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: ruddy red and chest flesh poking out the top of
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: your shirt. It's no more skin tags poking out in
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: between the buttons.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to miss it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's my favorite time of year.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: When was last time you wore that ship.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: By the way, last Winters? Yeah, I think it's pretty
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: it's pretty cold.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: A what do you mean it needs on your shoulder?
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: You've got some dust and all sorts of weird. That's
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: not that's dandra. Yeah yeah, that's just from my head.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. But I'm really excited, Megan, because you've
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: had a bit of a transformation over the last month
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: or so. I'm really looking forward to the new new
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Mogi sort of autumn wear.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing, man, I've only just bought
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: my summer's summer gears, and now here I am I
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: going to buy my Winters gears. I wonder why I
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: bother you.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Can you get autumn sandals.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: It's a big decision, I'll be honest with you. I
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: haven't had a lot of call for the sandals of
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: like it's called off, it has it's called off. I'm
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: probably gonna have to get some more shoes Kezy, maybe
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: some more boots, yeah, because I had my boots that
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I liked or I had to bend those now, you see, Kezy,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: because I don't fit the Yeah, well, no gear because
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: they're bagging. I got thirteen years out of them, which
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: is a pretty good run. What are you going to do, Kezy?
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: You'll keep on wearing your shirts underneath your Warriors jersey,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: obviously to keep warm.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to make sure that they don't get stained or
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: anything from your sweat. Yeah, that's a cool one you're
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: wearing at the moment. Where's that? What's what year?
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: Is that? Is that?
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: What's there?
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: It's just a warrior shit?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: But from when?
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: From last year?
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Right? Okay? It looks really good man, Okay, thank you.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: This has turned from autumn chat into heavy go Kezy.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: For me, it looks great. It fits you really well.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: It's really sucking onto your busy.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry for saying that your shirt needs to wash. Okay,
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: I take it back, but can you knock it all
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: up in my grill again about me wearing T shirts
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: underneath my Warriors Juzy so that it doesn't get sweaty,
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: so that I have to wash it off until it
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: doesn't get faded.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was shocking from you, Jesse.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: It was only I apologize that was unnecessary of me.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Hey, coming up nixt can I just get
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: a tick? Three? Four eight three? Is it like this
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: all over the country? Is it freezing? Is it freezing?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: As it dropped immediately that the dates changed over the
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: autumn because it's been bugging me. I'll be honest with
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: you me, Oh my god, has it been bugging you?
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Bugging?
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Coming up next to Cat Counselor.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Radio hod Ikey.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Lenny Kravitz here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. The time is five thirty six. Now,
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: for those of you familiar with the show, you'll know
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: that Mogi's having a bit of a nightmare with his
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: little kiddy cat who keeps crapping and winging on his
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: bed on an almost daily occasion. Is that would that
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: be fair? Mogi?
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Look, yes, yes, how many times? Ten? Yeah? Ran
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: about that? Wow?
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well with that in Mommy thought we should get
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: a professional on board with us, and we've got just that,
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: the Cat Counselor Molly Colcy Fair free certified veterinary professional,
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: get a Molly House life.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: Thanks wonderful, Thanks, how are you guys?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Absolutely very good?
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Thank you can't complain.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: So, Molly, I've had a bit of an issue. We've
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: got this got this kid and picked it up at Christmas.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: My six year old daughter is you know, banging on
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: about it for about three years, so he thought we'd
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: better get one. And I love cat as well. I
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: want to be clear about that. It's a rag doll.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: When we picked it up, it was ten weeks old
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: and now it's whatever more that is, so another eight
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: weeks we operate a litter tray in one room only
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: the cat got used to the house all that sort
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: of stuff. That's still not going outside. But you know
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: it doesn't mind the little tray, but it loves urinating
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: on my bed and doing poos on there as well.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, so first off, you're not alone.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: This is a not an feel alone Molly.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: I know when it gets old, very very quickly.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure the cat's going to get old.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Molly.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Well, you are quite you are quite alone, actually, Mogie,
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: because you know you're pretty stinky, you know what I'm saying.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: So Molly, please continue.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: So all good. First I would say I would check
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: with the person who got the kitten from just check
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: how they were toilet trained and what sub straights they
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: were using. Oh yeah, because some as well have a
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: specific preference for what the use when they're really young.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure they had a system because when we
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: went and picked the kit and up it was living
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: in a dryer.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: Oh that's news.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just had a little blanket in there. I don't
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: know what the story was.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: That's weird, okay, okay, yeah, so but on the fly
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: there yeah.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So with things like beds and couches for toileting,
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: a lot of cats will sick those spots out because
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: one may smell like the people that they're close to it.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: It's so comfortable for them to push their little paus
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: and when they're like getting ready to do their business. Yes, right,
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: so yeah, what I would be doing is first off,
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: making it harder for the kitten to go where you
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: don't want them to toilet. So I know it's rough, but.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shut the door, that's good idea.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So making it harder for this cat to do
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: the thing you don't want is easier than trying to
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: fix it once it's happened. Yes, And secondly, just making
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: sure that there's more than one little box in the house. Yeah,
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: because but you know, room's away from when the cat
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: needs to go. Yes, some plites will be like, well,
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: I enjoyed going on the bed, so I'll just go
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: back there.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: The cat loves going on the bed. And what we
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: started doing was running two little trays because if it
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: doesn't get cleaned, then it will go in the other
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: one because they're very pecky, very fussy, especially this cat.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: But then there's something about it. It's like defecating on
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: a cloud, and who wouldn't want to do that? So
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I can understand why it's choosing the bed, but it's
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: just getting slightly frustrating because we're running out of bedding.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, yes, it's like laundry. Yeah, stuff like
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: odoic or odor red can be really good to help
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: reduce the drive to go back and use those areas again.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got some of that stuff stuff. Yeah, Okay.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: Another thing would be to get a check to make
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: sure there's nothing that's irritating, you know, their bladder or
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: anything like that that could be causing them to seek
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: out these spots rather than going to the little bart.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: What about it could just be a personality where he's
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: just thinking or she is just thinking. Just this is
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: what you get?
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is it a respecting Molly? The cat count Maybe
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: I've got no manna and the cat consense? Can cats
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: sense manna?
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Molly?
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Well, they're not petty like us, like you know when
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: we think about people and Milla, I'm going to do
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: this so you feel this cats, I'm or like, this
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: is my environment. I'm living with giants. I'm going to
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: try and do my best, but I'm going to communicate
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: in ways that might not make sense to you and
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: they don't realize that. Yeah, sometimes foileting behaviors like this
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: can be a result of stress or anxiety. So i'd
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: also look at you know, what is this cat experiencing
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: in your home that might be causing some stress or anxiety?
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Well, actually that that could be it. That could be
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: it because the Warrior season starts this week and Lukei
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: meets out for ten weeks.
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, anxiety eyes definitely feeling the stressed.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Now the other thing, but that I thought might be
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: the cases. Maybe it's time to get the cat spade.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Would that be right? Because the cat's not going outside
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: you and maybe it's time for us to get a
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: cat door and for it to rome because it really
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: does want to get outside.
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so if you intend on letting them out, I
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: would definitely definitely make sure they're stayed for doing so.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: Cats can have litters. They can get pregnant as young
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: as four or five months of age, which is scary.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: So with saying just check with your vet of most
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: vets once be eight hundred grands and over good, but
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: somewhat like to wait longer eight hundred grand Yeah, could
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: you imagine? But no, some behaviors like just can be
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: intensified by foremones. But yeah, again, I would revisit things
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: like stress and anxiety. Have a check out and see
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: how your cats, seeing your household routine and seeing if
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: there's any area you need to fill to make their life,
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: you know, a bit more relaxed.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Well, Molly, thank you so much for that advice, and
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: hopefully Moggie will take that on board and things will
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: change in the moment the household.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give you an update in a couple of weeks.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: We'll get you back on.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Oh please do, please do. I'm invested now.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: That is Molly Cowsey. She is the cat counselor if
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: you haven't need any help with your cat, make.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Sure you do get in touch good stuff. In the meantime,
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: his Guns and New Roses.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: The Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hod.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: She had there on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: This Monday afternoon, Let's talk.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Sport, Fellas. I woke up at about four o'clock in
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: the morning on Satday, I think it was there, and
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I got up and I watched the cricket T twenty
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: World Cup. Everybody loves it, Keezy gets yep yep, and
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: the black Caps were playing against England. There we got
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: a feely poultry some really, I wasn't looking super thrilled
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: about one hundred and fifty nine to seven off twenty.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't looking.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: But then we were as the game progressed, we had
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: England absolutely bug it. They couldn't score a boundary. They
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: were losing wickets as they tried to break the sheckles, etc.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Et cetera. But they scored about sixty odd runs in
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: the last four overs. In the eighteenth over they seen
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: an old Glenn Phillips. That's how you want closing out
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: your inens for you? Yeah, bang, twenty two runs off him. Yes,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: next up was this the dish Sodi bang sixteen off
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: him and then off the last over they got five
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: runs three balls to spare. They got absolutely pumped. I
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: don't know what happened there, but they bugged it. Yes
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: they did.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I lost by four wickets, I believe in the end
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: was it year round about?
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: But the good news is they progressed through to the semis.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I'll be playing South Africa next up for a place
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: in the final. Final. Black Caps are playing against South
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Africa for a place in the final.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I thought they beat England.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Then they say they needed Pakistan to win against Sri Lanka,
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: which they did or it didn't really matter. But for
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Pakistan to get in front of the black Caps they
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: had to win by one hundred and three or something
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: like that. So they're still in there. Buddy, we've crawled
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: our way through to the knockout stages. How good, hey,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: and Rugby News didn't watch any of it?
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: Is that it?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: What kind of rugby super rugby? Oh yes, but jac
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: you're our super rugby expert, am.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: I we have a sting made for rugby Union chat
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: with Hoidy j Right.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, So Have you gone off it?
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: What's the deal?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: No, it was just one of those things where I
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: was doing other stuff fellas.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: And I just didn't catch up with it, So you've
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: gone off it?
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I was just doing other stuff.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna watch any this weekend?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Definitely?
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: What was the scores there? Chisi?
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to read out the scores. It's more
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: to it than that.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: All I will say is my dad and my brother
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: will be very upset the Chiefs losing to the Crusader's
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: forty three thirty three despite being massively up. So they'll
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: be gutted. And it breaks my heart to see the
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Crusader is gonna win because them going winless would have maybe.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: So well, especially after been losing to teams that they
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: should have beaten. So yeah, the Chiefs will be absolutely
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: gastered about there. One year they will be what any
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: other results.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean I could just listen off results, but
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: I think it's boring just on the NRL though we
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: heard those two games over in Vegas. Pretty boring matchups,
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: but two kind of annoying things happened. Fletcher Sharp for
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: the Knights is an amazing young player. In five eight,
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: there very exciting. Has a mullet injured potentially long term?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: No, yeah.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: And then another bloke for the Cowboys, Scott drink Water,
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: also injured, maybe not as long, bit of a rib injury.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: So it sucks. It just reminds you that, like as
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: soon as the rugby league season, all rugby union starts,
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: injuries happened straight away.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: It's a big name.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what happens when grown men are smashing into
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: each other.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I suppose, well, you wouldn't know because you don't watch it.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I watched the league bloody Oatside, did it was playing
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: the Dragons and the Bulldogs?
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, creat yeah, nice, ah, Yes, Amon's.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Good, the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio. Hold Ik,
• 42:21
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• 42:31
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• 42:41
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good thing.
• 42:54
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  Speaker 2: Is it family friendly?
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• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to taste that. I've never tasted blue before,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: although there were Bluey's when I was a kid that though,
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: those gods stoppers and they made your whole mouth go blue.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, I remember those.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Need he choked to death on one of them. Actually,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: the blue ones Tola was beautiful. It's bloody good feelers.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Does it taste like blue? I mean it's blue.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: What does blue taste like?
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: This is I'm asking you.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: It's certainly not like a blue cheese. That's that's very
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: that's a very distinct blue.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: There's other kinds of blues that I can't talk about
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: it because it's a family friendly to a family friendly blueberries.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Does it taste like blueberries.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit. Actually, I was thinking, Keezy, you
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: don't even know. Tilda's is going to be great for
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: when we play the golf mate A couple of yeah,
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: a couple of those in the old kiddy and the
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: kit bag there. Yeah, yeah, but when we're trekking around
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: white takety.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: All the golf club bag as I like to call it, Yes,
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: doo doo fellas. I hate to keep bringing it up,
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: but I've just got a quick request, Ari, come dine
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: with me and we'll get into that next.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, here's the darkness the whole aching Big Show with Jason,
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Mike and Keyzy.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Iking, Move there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Monday evening. The time is six fourteen, fellers.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: What was it like Friday a week ago or something?
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: We went around to Jase's place for a come dine
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: with Me evening lovely dinner party it was. And it's
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: the first half what it was the first of four
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: dinner parties that were each going to host. Pugs is
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: going across the whole year, across the whole year. I'll
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: host one, Mogi, you'll host one as well, and then
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: we'll score each other. Mike, you gave Jason eight out
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: of ten for the dinner party. Pugs gave Jason eight
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: out of ten as well. I gave Joseph six out
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: of ten. Yes, Okay, now I've listed, and I've banged
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: on about it, but I listed the reasons why. But
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: I'm just wondering if there's any way I could request
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: to not go next, right, because if I go next,
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Jace is still so upset with my score, despite how
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: honest it was and it being my true beliefs. Yes,
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: that I worry that he's going to render this whole
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: competition a waste of time with his bitterness.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing, I guess, isn't it.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Number One?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: I think we have to let the people decide. I
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: think we have to run a poll. Yes, that's just
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: my personal feeling. But and then, no matter what ends
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: up happening, it's all fear that way, that we're not
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: having any input agreed as members of the as competitors.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: So and it does just worry me a little bit
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: no matter when you go key that Jason is still
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: going to be human.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say, I what a long memory.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: So I don't think that when you go is going
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: to make any particular difference.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Because what it's going to do, Jason, is you're going
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: to see that I'm scoring everyone on the same system.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: It's not just a personal attack at you. Yeah. Well,
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: on that note, it probably does make sense then to
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: leave him last, because if Keyesy does go next, and
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: then I score him the way that I would normally
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: score him, which is to say fairly, and then he
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: gets around to my joint and gives me a shocking
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: score like he's given you, I feel like a mug
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: for having given him a good score. Yes, so I
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: think that's right. You should go last. There's a good idea.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I don't mind you going last.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I think I want to go next. No, that's a
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  Speaker 2: good idea last.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Look, the thing I'm saying for this is why I
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: waited talk today, just waiting for the smoke. The smoke
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: to clear, it hasn't clear, the fire still raging.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: It is waiting for Jass to cool off or burning
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: coals in my gut. Look, Jason, at the end of
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: the day, you should have put on a bit of spirit. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I don't all I'm saying is I just think me going.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Next bad idea?
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: I agree, because Jason is gonna and it's going to
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: render the entire competition pointless. Yeah, because it's just going
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: to be us being pissed. Well, not even me, because
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I'm being honest. But like I think you've got a point. Yeah, Jace,
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: what do you think?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Look, I'm happy for Kezy to go last year.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: I think it's a good idea.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because if he is going to be, if he's
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: going to be so consistently marking that way, then it'll
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: be good to know when he does the the ultimate. Yes,
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: come dine with me at the very end here and
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: we can all give our very honest yes. Now, the way.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: You're saying now is so full of venom and hatred.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: There's no venomal hatred, Geezy, it's across at a very
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  Speaker 3: staunch man. I will be giving you a very honest
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: evaluation of your evening.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool?
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: And will you take into account things like if I
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: have wine glasses or if I get if I kick
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: you guys out really early or anything like that.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: No, No, it's just going to be on the food
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: in the atmosphere.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, because the food at your place was remarkable.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: It was just the hosting that you were saying the
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: other day. It was remarkable. Considering did I say.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: That the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hold.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Archy smashing pumpkins. There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this Monday evening. The time is six twenty seven and
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Great News New Zealand, The Big Shows back on the road.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Feelings we are on the.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Road, jas Well, We're to be more accurate.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: We're on the tracks.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: We're on the tracks and we're in the air. Yes,
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: because we're going to fly down to christ Church next week.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: That is Thursday, the twelfth of March. We're going to
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: be doing a live show from Critic Bar, which is
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: at the Richmond Club.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: We've been to the Richmond Club before.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: And then on the Friday we catch the Trans Alpine
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: rail a railway over a beautiful hookitker Oh well, Chris
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: said railway wrong.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: No, you've gotta be grin on your face.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: There came in. Here's cracking up.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Honestly, dude, I didn't even know issues. I was laughing
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: about something else.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: It's fine, man, Well it happens to the best of us.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Now, that's totally sucked the air out of our live show.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, it has.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: That's a shame because we're expecting big numbers and now
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: who knows what you think that.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: The live show now could be a really bad a
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: fear because I stopped halfway through that.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Young Can you tell us if Keezy has absolutely butchered
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: this break and therefore the entire live show. I don't know.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: We're going to catch the Trans Alpine to hook a
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: techer on the Friday feelers. I've never been on the
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: transal Pine. I'm bloody excited for.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: That trans with a Z as well, which makes it
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: even fancy.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: One traveling across the Southern Alps between christ Church and Graymouth.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: If you're interested in doing that journey as well, don't
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: forget great journeys in z dot com.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: They have like snack bars and stuff. I've never been,
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: actually I have been, I think they do.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: You've been? Yes? Was it good?
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Yea amazing? Okay, so amazing.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: So when they ask which ones of us have been
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: on it, alright has been next to you? And all
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Right hasn't been yet next to me? And Magi also we.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Also that score is just going down and down and down.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Don't bring come die with me into this.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Also, apparently we had a word to the top boss
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: there at the Transalpine and we have been given permission
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: to enter the kaboos.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Really do you have to get permission?
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's like something you could just like
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Willy nil Yeah, yeah, that would be so.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: On the Thursday the next week, the twelfth of March,
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: critic Bar Richmond Club.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: So you're going to go into the kabooz.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean we've been given permissions. What are
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: they keeping there?
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: I literally don't know all the crap that they have
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: lying around?
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Am I probably?
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: I don't have forgot no idea, but yeah, credit Bar
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Richmond Club Thursday next week. Then we're riding the transal Pine,
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: over the Southern Alps, over HOKITECA. There can't bloody weight.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: For It's going to be great.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: It's going to be so good.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: We'll see you there, and of course we're going to
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: be at the Wild Foods Festival as well on the set.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very much looking forward to that. Here's the Killers, the.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Whole aching Big Show with J Mike and Keyzy. Tune
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your mad bastards. That's a big show,
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: done and dusted this Monday evening. What's the podcast outro
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: clip today, Keizy.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Today's podcast outro clip is about an optical illusion that
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: you played on us when we went to your apartment
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: for the first time. When I first walked down, You've
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: got Jay standing in the corner of this apartment with
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: really high ceilings, it was like I was in a cathedral.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Yes perspective.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: I wasn't wearing my shoes either.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: We've made heels because you've got the raised lifts.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I looked even smaller than I normally. Look,
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Saying for you way in the distance and he's literally
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: starting directly front of him.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: What Yes, indeed, good times Fellas Magi. What's their plan tonight?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: I'll be riding my bike home this evening, Fellas cold
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: because it's cold out there. It's two windy blowing again
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: head when coming in today, and I'm hoping that it
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: will be behind me on the way home, a fear
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: wind at my back. Then I got some work to
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: do and then I'll go to sleep.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: At some point are you looking forward to getting home? Yeah,
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: you still even though you just go home to do work.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're still looking yeah, yeah, because I'm looking
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: forward to having the work done. Chipping away, brother, we're
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: chipping away. Nice?
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff? What about you? Keeezy.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go home and cook dinner because my
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: wife's at touch and I'm I just actually got sent
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: through what I'm making. It's a porkmant's stirf right, pork
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: noodle stir fright. So I'm looking forward to that. I'll
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: make that and then my wife and I'll probably watch
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Amazing Race Australia, and then she'll go to bed. I
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: might play PlayStation for a bit and then I'll go
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: to bed.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Nice. What are you doing, Jason going home?
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Good on your salmon salad for dinner tonight.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: It's too cold for a salmon selling.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: A bit of TV watching, but I love making my
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: wife's birthday tomorrow. I've dropped the ball again.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: We're on your held the ball.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know that I have made it's just
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: on the ground. Yeah, I just trip on it.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: I feel like you're looking for a ball, but you're
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: actually the game is being played with a shuttlecock or something.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, but you know, I'll see what I can
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: pluck out of thin air.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: I look forward to an update on what you managed
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: to pull off.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: You can take why don't you do this? Sure not
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: many people have got this. You'll be the first one.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: You can take home some bottles of Toledo's and a
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Toledo's cat and this Toledo's shirt because we've got all
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: this merch to give away. Now she can be the
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: first one.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Bloody good idea mate for your mate. Hey, thanks for
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: listening to the show. Make sure you check out the podcast.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Make sure you check out the Instagram. Till tomorrow, see
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  Speaker 3: you later. Bye,