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Paulina has a DIRTY LITTLE SECRET · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jy and Rich Paulina.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Hi guys, Good morning, Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: I have a dirty little secret. I started dating the Sky.
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  Speaker 3: Everything's been going pretty well. I would he's just like
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  Speaker 3: next level clean, Like he wipes down his phone, he
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  Speaker 3: won't sit on his own couch and his outside clothes.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of giving germaphobe energy. And then I'm not
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  Speaker 3: like disgusting, but I'm definitely not like clean clean, and
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  Speaker 3: like I acknowledge that about myself. So when we started
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  Speaker 3: hanging out more kind of getting a little bit more serious,
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  Speaker 3: I panicked because there's no way I could keep my
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  Speaker 3: my one bedroom apartment up to the standards that clearly
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  Speaker 3: he's living in, not even close. So I did what
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  Speaker 3: I think any sane person would do, and I, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I hired a house cleaner, which sounds fine except I
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  Speaker 3: can't really order house cleaner at all. But I really
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  Speaker 3: like this guy, and he's always like, Wow, your place
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  Speaker 3: is so clean. I'm like, WHOA, that's weird, that's so cool.
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  Speaker 3: And now I'm too deep in the lie I can't
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  Speaker 3: really back out of it. So basically I've been affording
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  Speaker 3: the house cleaner. There's a guy at my job super weird,
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  Speaker 3: kind of a creep, and he once joked about buying
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  Speaker 3: used socks. So now I'm secretly selling my dirty socks
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  Speaker 3: to this man pay for my house cleaner.
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  Speaker 2: That is capitalism at work right there.
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  Speaker 1: Look at you go where there's a will, there's a way.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's funny is I thought the way you
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  Speaker 1: were it's funny bring up socks because I thought the
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  Speaker 1: way you were going by telling the story about him
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  Speaker 1: being a germophobe is that he's you know that we
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  Speaker 1: were going to share stories of us being kind of gross.
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  Speaker 1: And I was sitting there going to tell you guys,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, right now, the grossest thing I've been
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  Speaker 1: doing right now, besides houring sometimes is is uh, I've
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  Speaker 1: been wearing like one pair of socks all week because
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  Speaker 1: I take them off in her right there. I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: Uncomfortable so far, they're not as cozy after.
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  Speaker 1: They're just it's more out of convenience. You're working out
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, And sometimes I.
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  Speaker 2: Am yeah, and then and then one day they don't
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  Speaker 2: feel different.
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  Speaker 1: They don't, they don't, but I mean, but so I'm
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  Speaker 1: at the gym one day working out and one of
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  Speaker 1: the Trainers goes, are you wearing the same socks that
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  Speaker 1: you were yesterday? And I go, uh, hey, Alyssa, you
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  Speaker 1: know you could buy socks three or four pair in
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  Speaker 1: a box at a time and a bag you know,
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  Speaker 1: the same And she goes, oh, yeah, you're right. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: I was wearing, but you also can buy you can
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  Speaker 1: multiple Yeah, that's we're not answering the question, right. But
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  Speaker 1: I like the socks I'm wearing right now. I think
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  Speaker 1: this is my third day.
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  Speaker 2: And what is the benefit of not just putting it
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  Speaker 2: on a fresh bear? They're just over there. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to go.
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  Speaker 1: I sit down on the bathtub and put my socks on,
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  Speaker 1: and the as I took up the right there, so
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  Speaker 1: I just put them on instead of going to Now
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  Speaker 1: there comes to a point where I'm like, I probably
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  Speaker 1: should put on clean socks. And at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, but now I'm increasing the longevity of my socks.
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  Speaker 1: So long the clean ones are gonna stay cleaner long.
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  Speaker 1: But I think it's when socks clothes gets ruined when
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  Speaker 1: you wash them all the time. Oh yeah, So I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, So anyway, that's where I thought you were
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  Speaker 1: going with the story.
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  Speaker 2: You know anything about laundry, laundry now that you're stuck
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  Speaker 2: in it. I thought he was going to say, because
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  Speaker 2: Blake's gone, he doesn't want to create more.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I can't find mind wear, I don't where minderwar is.
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  Speaker 1: So I hear all.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't you used to use the same spoon the entire
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  Speaker 2: world Blake was gone.
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  Speaker 1: I used this spoon right here for at least some months,
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  Speaker 1: right here, this spoon.
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  Speaker 2: Right here now seeing in Pauline his case though she's
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  Speaker 2: getting rid of the dirty socks and making money.
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  Speaker 1: She's making money. I know, I know, I get. I
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  Speaker 1: have guys that message me the wane to buy my
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  Speaker 1: minware in my socks. It's too much work like these
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  Speaker 1: are all weak worn socks. Sir. If I put out
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  Speaker 1: a pop up shop, I would do, but actually have
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  Speaker 1: to go mail stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a problem mailing my mailing any day. Hallie, thanks
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  Speaker 2: for calling in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Rot. That was a ghost.
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  Speaker 1: That was a little