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Electile Disfunction · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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Audio shared by Testecleese: Cycles.
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Brian McFadden: We did this on the Clay and Bug Show, too.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Favorite!
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Brian McFadden: Hello, and welcome to the episode!
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Testecleese: 308 of Jeffrey and Brian Shell, I'm Jeffrey.
0:27
Brian McFadden: I'm Ryan.
0:29
Testecleese: Hey, we're just two guys drinking some beer, let's talk about what's going on, and
0:34
Testecleese: I'm a little bothered that Clay and Buck beat me to that, because I thought it'd be hilarious.
0:39
Brian McFadden: It is weird.
0:41
Testecleese: I just want to say I've always been a socialist, I've always believed that. I, you don't have to kill me, because I don't believe it, I'm not part of the team, so… Mamdani, it's okay. I'm not here to do anything to hurt your utopia, okay?
0:55
Brian McFadden: And we don't live in New York City either, so…
0:58
Testecleese: Preparing.
1:01
Testecleese: So someone else played the Soviet Union's national anthem, too?
1:05
Brian McFadden: Yo, yo.
1:06
Testecleese: Damn it!
1:09
Testecleese: I really thought I had an original idea there. Never do, though, huh?
1:14
Testecleese: Ugh.
1:15
Testecleese: Well, we actually did get a sponsor for tonight's show. I'd just like to say, do you need the GTFO right now? Has everything fallen to shit?
1:26
Testecleese: Time to rent a U-Haul!
1:30
Testecleese: Heads up, we did not get sponsored by U-Haul.
1:33
Brian McFadden: If you can get a U-Haul, they might already be booked up for the Months to a year.
1:39
Testecleese: They're already gone.
1:40
Brian McFadden: You're right.
1:42
Testecleese: Alright, we will definitely get to the elections. Unfortunately, the further down the dock than I usually like, than I would have liked, but the way I could get things to go from topic to topic, it ended up further down, but whatever.
1:56
Testecleese: Oh!
2:01
Testecleese: There we go. The, the, the…
2:06
Testecleese: what's the thing that, Plattner in Maine?
2:08
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:09
Testecleese: the Nazi. He said he was only joking when he called himself a communist and joined the Communist Party.
2:17
Brian McFadden: That's the guy that had the Nazi tattoo, right?
2:19
Testecleese: Yes, yes, the, Totem Conf on.
2:21
Brian McFadden: Did anyone?
2:24
Testecleese: I couldn't find anything. I was wondering, was this election… was there a senatorial election now, or is it coming up in the future?
2:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he might be… yeah, you're right. I don't think Maine has any elections. I think…
2:38
Brian McFadden: I think you're right, I think it's next year.
2:40
Testecleese: Yeah, I thought so, because, like, I went looking, I was like, oh, God, please tell me Jay Jones and this dude Plattner won, you know?
2:49
Testecleese: But yeah, he was just joking, which makes me wonder, was he joking about getting Nazi tattoos and keeping them on his chest for 18 years?
2:56
Testecleese: I don't know.
2:59
Testecleese: Trump's transgender policy and non-binary stuff concerning, passports…
3:05
Brian McFadden: Right.
3:06
Testecleese: is back alive on, due to the Supreme Court.
3:11
Brian McFadden: Right.
3:12
Testecleese: Well, that makes me wonder, is it gonna be difficult for the next guy to undo if the Supreme Court already ruled on it?
3:19
Brian McFadden: I would hope so.
3:20
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. I would have thought so, too, when the Supreme Court told Biden he can't just forgive student debt, and then he went and did it twice, after they told him twice not to anyway, but…
3:31
Testecleese: Anyway, this is something we haven't talked about in a while. I was wondering if you'd remember this.
3:37
Testecleese: Elon Musk has received nearly a trillion dollar package, a pay package, from the Tesla shareholders.
3:46
Brian McFadden: If the… if the stock gets valued to a certain level.
3:50
Testecleese: It did get valued at that level, and it did a while ago, but under Biden, they said, no, you cannot accept this payment, you're ripping off the shareholders, and it's like, the shareholders all agreed to this.
3:59
Brian McFadden: He basically said, you're gonna give me this, or I'm gonna retire from, Tesla. Resign from the board of Tesla.
4:07
Testecleese: Well, yeah, I mean, he made…
4:09
Testecleese: So many people, how much money?
4:12
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
4:13
Testecleese: Actually, if you made me, you know, $80,000, I'm willing to give you 5 grand out of it, you know what I mean?
4:21
Testecleese: Guapo has arrived, wearing his Smurf hoodie!
4:24
El Guapo: Yeah.
4:25
Brian McFadden: That's right, it's in honor of Veterans Day. He's pretending he's a veteran.
4:29
El Guapo: No, I'm sick, that's why I'm wearing my Smurf.
4:32
Testecleese: Oh, I ju- I'm getting over sickness myself. Veterans Day is coming up, isn't it?
4:36
Brian McFadden: Oh, excuse me.
4:40
Brian McFadden: I've already got my strategy mapped out for the day. I'm actually on vacation next week, so I got all day Tuesday to go out to eat.
4:47
Testecleese: I was just gonna say, I completely forgot that you do this. You go and find every place that I was free.
4:51
Brian McFadden: I don't go… I've narrowed it down now. I've got a… I've got my regular places I go to. I hit the green turtle…
4:59
Testecleese: turtle do it?
5:00
Brian McFadden: Yep, I hit Chili's, I'll hit… since I'm not working, I can get Denny's and Wendy's in the morning for breakfast.
5:08
Brian McFadden: And then, County Grill does, a free sandwich, too. And a few of those places aren't… don't get real crowded, so that's why I've kind of chosen to do them now.
5:19
Brian McFadden: And then Freddy's, I can get a… they handed out a coupon to use at a different time, and Texas Roadhouse does the same thing. If you can get there during lunch, they'll hand you a coupon you can use down the road.
5:29
El Guapo: That's weird.
5:30
Testecleese: County Grill is that barbecue joint, like, right next to your house, right?
5:34
Brian McFadden: Yep,
5:35
Testecleese: Yeah, the food there was… Really good, as I recall.
5:39
Brian McFadden: It is. They're pulled…
5:40
El Guapo: Fork was, next level.
5:42
Brian McFadden: It's expensive, but it's good.
5:45
Testecleese: And it's such a little shithole dive bar. Do they clean the place up yet, or does it still look like someone's gonna get rid.
5:51
Brian McFadden: No, it looks the exact same way. They ain't putting no money into the place.
5:56
Testecleese: Alright.
5:57
Brian McFadden: You know how a lot of restaurants took money from COVID, and they, you know, remodeled and stuff like that? Connor Girl took the money, and I don't know what they did with it. They didn't put any money into the restaurant, so…
6:07
Testecleese: Put it into their pockets, right?
6:09
Brian McFadden: Pretty much.
6:10
Testecleese: Or they, campaigned for a Spanberger.
6:14
El Guapo: Just, you know, they want to get taxed more.
6:18
Testecleese: So did you hear this shit? Today, I only learned about this on Thursday, yesterday. Today, the Supreme Court had a hearing meeting, whatever they call it, to decide whether or not they're going to hear a case.
6:31
Testecleese: And it's the, Oberfeld decision about same-sex marriage.
6:36
Brian McFadden: Wow, I didn't hear that.
6:38
Testecleese: Yeah, and I'm thinking of what they did to Roe v. Wade, in terms of kicking it back to the states.
6:46
Testecleese: Could be the same thing that's gonna happen here.
6:50
Testecleese: Opinions, thoughts?
6:54
Testecleese: Concerns?
6:57
Brian McFadden: Well, I'm a little concerned because of how the left, you know, used that as a campaign tool for, like, 3 different election cycles.
7:08
Brian McFadden: And it actually worked for him for all three election cycles.
7:11
Testecleese: Oh, it's ridiculous, because Obama was against same-sex marriage when he took office. Hillary Clinton in 2016, when she ran against.
7:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, you know, I'm talking about Roe v. Wade, you know, you know, when that came out, you know, the left just recycled it, recycled it, recycled it, and drum-beated up the base of the party of theirs to get more people out to vote, so…
7:33
Testecleese: Well, that's what makes you wonder, though, it's like…
7:37
Testecleese: Do these people know how the government's supposed to operate?
7:40
Brian McFadden: No, they don't. No. I mean, you hear Dems all the time talking about how our democracy's all screwed up.
7:47
Testecleese: One, we're not a democracy.
7:49
Brian McFadden: I know, and we talk about that on the show.
7:52
El Guapo: Plenty of time.
7:53
Brian McFadden: It gets brought up, you know?
7:54
Testecleese: Our founding fathers hated the idea of democracy because it was mob rule.
7:59
Brian McFadden: Yeah, we're a representative republic.
8:02
Testecleese: Yeah, you could even say Democratic Republic, I'll accept that, because there's still a Democratic vote, but it's not a democracy. A democracy means majority rule, majority win, right?
8:12
Testecleese: And the crazy thing is, it wouldn't even be a majority rule at that point, because you'd have votes in 100 different directions. So it would be, like, 20% of the population making decisions for everyone, you know?
8:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
8:23
Testecleese: Alright.
8:25
Testecleese: We don't usually talk sports, but the Dodgers won their second, World Series in a row.
8:30
Brian McFadden: I actually watched part of the game on Halloween, and part of the game on Saturday night. I didn't make it until the 14th inning, but I did, watch a little bit of the game. It was very…
8:42
El Guapo: And then…
8:43
Testecleese: One of them went to 18 innings.
8:45
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
8:45
El Guapo: Damn.
8:46
Brian McFadden: Because there's no tie in baseball.
8:48
Testecleese: Yeah, and…
8:49
Brian McFadden: Unlike the NFL.
8:51
Testecleese: Yeah. Otani is… might be the new GOAT of baseball.
8:56
Testecleese: He's just… the man is amazing. He… he pitches, strikes everyone out, then gets up to bat and hits 3 home runs. It's ridiculous, you know?
9:07
Testecleese: Just wanted to acknowledge that, though.
9:10
Testecleese: The Blue Jays had a shot, they had a good season, but… And they actually almost beat.
9:15
Testecleese: the Dodgers.
9:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
9:19
Testecleese: Well, I went to Game 7, right?
9:21
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it went all the way to 7, yep.
9:23
Testecleese: Damn.
9:25
Testecleese: Cheney's dead!
9:28
Brian McFadden: Yep, died at 84.
9:31
Brian McFadden: Did he get shot in the face?
9:33
El Guapo: No.
9:37
Testecleese: I haven't seen any of these Democrats cheering for it, and it might be because they already forgot who Dick Cheney is, or they're remembering they went… they pretended to like this guy when Trump took office.
9:47
Brian McFadden: I mean, he endorsed Kamala, him and, Lynn Cheney, they endorsed, Kamala Harris for president.
9:54
Brian McFadden: He hasn't been… a true Republican, probably since he's been out of office as Vice President.
10:00
Testecleese: I don't know about that.
10:04
Testecleese: I guess it depends on what you mean by true Republican.
10:07
El Guapo: Well, he's a warm margarit, so…
10:09
Testecleese: the neocon.
10:10
El Guapo: Yeah.
10:12
Brian McFadden: And a rhino.
10:15
Testecleese: Lindsey Graham, Is a rhino, and he just came out and ran his mouth today about this shutdown.
10:21
Testecleese: He's like, I'm gonna stop voting with Democrats if you guys can't be real about this shit. It's like, come on, man!
10:25
Brian McFadden: But apparently, he's got a primary coming up.
10:29
Testecleese: There's some other Republican trying to run against Lindsey Graham in South Carolina.
10:34
Testecleese: vote for a tuna fish sandwich before I voted for Lindsey Graham.
10:37
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not gonna… he's not gonna… it doesn't… the guy… I heard the guy talk a little bit on the… on the… oh, it was on the No Agenda show, and he's very, like…
10:51
Brian McFadden: He's MAGA, Lindsey Graham's not, but he doesn't have any charisma or anything, you know, so…
10:58
Brian McFadden: And he's not bringing in the bacon like Lindsey Graham is to South Carolina.
11:04
Testecleese: But don't the South Carolinians realize this guy's a joke?
11:08
El Guapo: No.
11:09
Brian McFadden: I think a lot of them do, but as long as he keeps bringing taxpayer dollars to the state, you know, they'll just… it's kind of like how it was in West Virginia back in the day with Harry Reid. Or not Harry Reid, but what's his face?
11:23
Testecleese: Mansion?
11:23
Brian McFadden: Yeah, mansion, every… bird, bird, yeah, everything's named after bird in the state.
11:29
Testecleese: there's a lot of stuff named after Robert Bird, and…
11:32
Testecleese: 100% fairness, West Virginia was a blue state for a very long time. It was a swing state for, like, one cycle, then all of a sudden shifted red.
11:42
Testecleese: Because they realized once they voted Republican for their own government, all of a sudden, all the poor people could eat.
11:47
Testecleese: You know? Instead of waiting for handouts, they could get jobs.
11:54
Testecleese: Bunch of stuff about Michigan in tonight's, news, and I did it. Typically, when I see Michigan news, that's not just a little stupid thing, I bring it up because, you know, your hometown.
12:04
Testecleese: Dearborn, Michigan had a terror attack foiled by the FBI.
12:09
Brian McFadden: Yes, I did. I saw it, and I didn't share it, so…
12:13
Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because the people in Dearborn are like, don't go and publicize this, it makes the Muslims look bad. It's like, they were attacking a Muslim community!
12:21
Brian McFadden: Right.
12:23
Testecleese: Come on, you know?
12:25
Brian McFadden: It's a… I mean, I think Dearborn's one of the parts in the state that, has the Muslim call to prayer broadcast.
12:34
Testecleese: Yeah, and they're trying to kick the Christians out of the community, saying that they're gonna dance on the graves when they die.
12:40
Testecleese: to citizens at Town Hall.
12:45
Testecleese: This came on suddenly, I found this, today.
12:48
Testecleese: Jimmy Kimmel's canceled.
12:50
El Guapo: I thought he was doing good with the ratings.
12:52
Brian McFadden: I didn't know he was… I thought this one episode was canceled. I didn't know the whole show had been canceled.
12:59
Testecleese: It might have just been the one show, it might.
13:01
Brian McFadden: Because I read, I actually read this article when you shared it, and their excuse is saying that the musical performer
13:08
Brian McFadden: Was sick or had a personal issue, so they canceled that show, so…
13:14
Testecleese: Amanda Beer or something, or something.
13:16
Testecleese: But she was like, yeah, it got canceled, I, I, no one knows, I don't know why, I guess we're gonna, you know, figure something out. And I was like, hmm, which made me think that…
13:27
Testecleese: They're full of a whole bunch of shit, and we're not gonna see Kimmel anymore. I don't know.
13:32
Testecleese: But yeah, they didn't give any actual answer.
13:35
El Guapo: like I'm gonna miss it.
13:38
Brian McFadden: Yeah. Right?
13:39
Testecleese: And this next one here, in case El Matadoro still listens to the show, I put this one in here just for him.
13:46
Testecleese: The 3i Atlas. You guys familiar with this thing?
13:50
El Guapo: -
13:52
Testecleese: a hunk of something in space the size of Manhattan.
13:57
Testecleese: that has passed between, the Sun and Mars already.
14:03
Testecleese: It's gonna have… it's gonna come close to Earth.
14:06
Testecleese: Crazy thing is, it changed direction.
14:09
El Guapo: Again?
14:11
Brian McFadden: Oh, they were talking about this on the Joe Rogan podcast this week.
14:14
Testecleese: I'm not surprised.
14:16
El Guapo: Yeah.
14:17
Testecleese: But yeah, it changed direction, and it's not like you would expect from the gravity of the sun.
14:21
Testecleese: And,
14:22
Testecleese: It didn't… it didn't lose the mass you would expect from the sun, causing something like that to happen, because it would heat it up and the gas would escape, you know, the ice.
14:31
El Guapo: Sweet.
14:33
Testecleese: A lot of people saying this is aliens.
14:36
Testecleese: The Japanese allegedly have a picture that it actually looks like a fucking spacecraft with, like, blue and purple lights on it.
14:46
Testecleese: I don't know, I got a feeling once this thing does what it's gonna do, we're gonna look at it and say, oh, this is just something we've never come across before.
14:52
El Guapo: Yeah.
14:52
Testecleese: What?
14:53
Testecleese: We'll find out. We'll, because it's never aliens, is it, Brian?
15:00
Brian McFadden: Nope, never is.
15:02
Testecleese: Never aliens. Well…
15:05
Testecleese: Well, interstellar… they have interstellar, travel technology, and they're gonna come here to help us be better? No, if anything, they're coming here to mine our planet and enslave us.
15:17
Brian McFadden: Yup.
15:18
Testecleese: Just like any other advanced civilization, when it's come across a less advanced civilization.
15:24
El Guapo: Oh, they could just keep Eli Maas alive so he can turn in his Robert, and the Robert can do the slave work.
15:30
Testecleese: Well, I was thinking that this thing might be a, might be the mothership for the Mormons.
15:36
Brian McFadden: Yeah, could be.
15:37
Testecleese: bringing them, bringing them back home. You just have to drink a bunch of Kool-Aid, and you can ride the Comet back, right?
15:46
Testecleese: Jeez.
15:47
Testecleese: You don't… y'all, man, when I was working at that dispensary en masse, I said double drinking the Kool-Aid, and some people laughed.
15:55
Testecleese: And I don't remember exactly how it went down, but I was like, I had to explain to people that the Kool-Aid was a real thing.
16:01
Testecleese: Yeah, bro.
16:02
El Guapo: A jamestown.
16:03
Brian McFadden: Abergon, James Down.
16:05
Testecleese: Jones.
16:06
Brian McFadden: Jim Jones, yeah.
16:07
Testecleese: Yeah, and I had to explain this whole thing, I was like, no, no, seriously, they drank poisoned Kool-Aid, and they all died in a mass suicide to ride a comet, and Jim Jones took off with all of their personal belongings.
16:19
El Guapo: Yeah.
16:20
Brian McFadden: And the climate, climate never came.
16:23
El Guapo: Just a sec.
16:24
Testecleese: That's a congressman.
16:24
El Guapo: Yeah, they got killed.
16:26
Testecleese: What's that?
16:27
El Guapo: A congressman got killed in that time, too.
16:30
Testecleese: I don't… maybe, I'm not… don't know enough about it. The comment did come, that was a… it was, like, Hailbop, or Haley's, or something like that.
16:38
Brian McFadden: Okay.
16:40
Testecleese: There's been a drug bust, 7 were arrested in West Virginia. No, whatever. I thought I wasn't gonna find enough material.
16:48
Testecleese: We do have a whooping cough case confirmed here at my daughter's elementary school, though.
16:56
Testecleese: Apparently, if you get the whooping cough, you get, like, a letter from the government if it's, if you've come into direct contact with it.
17:05
Testecleese: I… I didn't know that, that's kinda neat.
17:08
Testecleese: So apparently I'm safe, even though my whole family got sick.
17:12
Brian McFadden: Oh, I got… I got rich today from Facebook. I got my, my Facebook money in, $4.10 put in my account, so…
17:21
Testecleese: for what?
17:23
Brian McFadden: For Facebook violating something along the way with my profile. There was a big class action lawsuit, and they paid up, and I got $4.
17:32
Testecleese: It's funny, when I was living in Hampton, when we started doing the show, I got a physical check from Facebook for something like that, and it was, like, 37 cents.
17:41
Testecleese: And then girlfriend at the time was like, you gonna go deposit? I was like, hell no, I'd rather keep the checking.
17:50
Testecleese: The repeat offender has arrived!
17:52
Ron Pascoe: You know, like.
17:55
Testecleese: Both you fuckers missed our opening music today, which is too bad.
17:58
Brian McFadden: Play it again, play it again.
18:00
Testecleese: I think I'm ready.
18:03
Testecleese: Here we go, I'll…
18:05
Brian McFadden: Get ready. You're gonna love it. You're all gonna… you're all gonna get a kick out of it.
18:09
Testecleese: Oh, all the way back here, I guess.
18:22
Brian McFadden: One person got it.
18:23
Testecleese: Fucking low.
18:24
Brian McFadden: That's what I thought, too. I was like, Ron gets it.
18:29
El Guapo: It was a Pamladesh party?
18:30
Brian McFadden: Yes, it is!
18:34
El Guapo: Hold on, hold on, I waited, I waited for the.
18:36
Brian McFadden: That's right.
18:37
El Guapo: What if the punch, like, hold on, I'm just gonna have you.
18:40
Testecleese: Well, hold on, dude, we are not doing strip teases on this show, okay?
18:44
Testecleese: God, we are not livestreaming this right now!
18:48
Ron Pascoe: He goes, you didn't get nothing.
18:50
Brian McFadden: He was trying to get more money for the show. I did… I think I read a post where he drank a Foster's recently. No, it was PBR, he was drinking PBR, that's right. He found PBR on…
19:02
Brian McFadden: Hell yeah.
19:03
Ron Pascoe: I got a 6-pack of 6, pints, they're pint-sized ones.
19:08
Ron Pascoe: I smashed back 6 pints of it, and I had to go to 2 he's new, just wasn't doing anything.
19:14
Testecleese: The one thing about American beer is it's got… typically got less alcohol than most other nations, typically.
19:21
Testecleese: Well, that just means I can have 12 of them hanging out with my buddies and not pass out.
19:27
Ron Pascoe: What was this?
19:29
Testecleese: Oh my god, he's got an oil can!
19:31
El Guapo: Oh, wow.
19:33
Brian McFadden: He found the foster.
19:34
Ron Pascoe: blood.
19:35
Testecleese: I, I honestly thought that.
19:37
Brian McFadden: I don't think that's an oil can, that's a regular Foster's. That's not like the ones we get at Walmart in Australia.
19:44
Testecleese: I've only ever seen them at Outback.
19:46
Brian McFadden: Yep, they're in our… in the Walmart I deliver bread to. I saw them. They're in the bread. Maybe I'll buy some for the show next week.
19:53
Ron Pascoe: I actually stopped in at Bottolo last… well, the other day, and I saw a guy go in there and get a six-pack of floss.
20:00
Ron Pascoe: Stain on my face.
20:05
Testecleese: As he's going…
20:05
Brian McFadden: Did he hide it in a plastic paper bag going out, you know?
20:09
Ron Pascoe: It's a no-brain.
20:09
Brian McFadden: I knew when he was by hand outside.
20:11
Ron Pascoe: You've got that quick.
20:14
Testecleese: Yeah, it's like when you buy, like, analyses, you're like, I don't want anyone seeing this, you know?
20:19
Brian McFadden: Preparation is.
20:24
Testecleese: Preparation H feels good on the whole.
20:29
Ron Pascoe: It's full of missions.
20:34
Testecleese: Alright, alright, alright.
20:37
Testecleese: Check this out, Mongahela? Mongahelia? What about? County? It's… it's a national forest, and there's a county out here named after it.
20:47
Testecleese: Shit, hold on.
20:51
Brian McFadden: Is this where Bigfoot's at?
20:53
Testecleese: Well, he's everywhere.
20:55
Testecleese: But a senator from there.
20:58
Ron Pascoe: wants…
20:59
Testecleese: to, some of these counties from Virginia and Maryland to join West Virginia, the ones that voted, like, are on the border, that voted against the Dems.
21:09
Brian McFadden: Did you look at the Virginia state voting map after this election? I did.
21:14
Testecleese: I did, like, Richmond decided the entire boat, basically, right?
21:18
Brian McFadden: There's, like, 3 areas of the state that divided the vote… decided to vote.
21:22
El Guapo: Yeah.
21:23
Testecleese: And that's why… I thought wasn't supposed to happen.
21:27
El Guapo: Well, right now they're talking about… people are talking about the Electoral college and the state, you know?
21:34
El Guapo: Because what if there's, like, a regulation going on in that area, you know?
21:39
El Guapo: At least it's not gonna affect the entire area… most of the state, you know.
21:43
Testecleese: Well, I thought that was the whole reason why they had these voting districts. It was supposed to be similar sizes.
21:48
Testecleese: No, no, no, no, this is… this is not for.
21:52
El Guapo: You talk about a jury manager for the congresspeople now.
21:56
El Guapo: No, but this is like, ugh, like…
22:01
El Guapo: It's more like electoral College, you know, the city decides one vote, the other county gets one vote, you know?
22:08
Testecleese: You could even give the city 3 votes, because it's got 3 times as many people. I can accept that argument.
22:13
El Guapo: how about I say, like, that means this… whoever's running for,
22:18
El Guapo: for the seat, you know, I had to go through those states, too, you know, the parts of the state.
22:23
Testecleese: Oh, he's frozen, but yeah, so if you wanted to be governor, you would actually have to go out to Western Virginia near the border, and campaign, or else you would never win, right?
22:32
El Guapo: Yeah.
22:33
El Guapo: But also, too, only fuck it…
22:37
El Guapo: people didn't show up to book, dude. It was, like, half of fucking.
22:41
Brian McFadden: Well, they're saying that this is a midterm election, and the Trump voters did not show up in New York, New Jersey, or Virginia.
22:50
Testecleese: So, yeah, because they only showed up for Trump.
22:52
El Guapo: I know, and this is the shit that I'm talking about, we need to fucking eliminate…
22:57
El Guapo: Anybody can vote, you know, you have to have a skin in the game, you know, because these people are registered, they're not gonna bother, so what the fuck is the point of you fucking being able to vote?
23:06
Testecleese: Well, yeah, I think it was Franklin who said something like, communism or socialism or whatever will only,
23:13
Testecleese: It'll only work as long as you have someone else's money to spend.
23:18
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
23:19
Testecleese: You know?
23:20
Testecleese: It's like, you think Virginia Beach…
23:23
Testecleese: the tourist attraction, Virginia Beaches, you'd think they would vote Republican, because they want to make money.
23:29
Brian McFadden: Nope.
23:29
Testecleese: Instead of getting the shit test.
23:31
El Guapo: No, people, like, 5,000 people that show up to vote. I don't, like, you know, there's, like, a bunch of people that show up to vote. You know, so…
23:38
Testecleese: Did you… did you hear that… did you hear that something like 120,000 mail-in ballots showed up halfway through the counting in the election, in Virginia?
23:47
El Guapo: No, no, I don't know about that.
23:50
Testecleese: Again, they're finding votes all of a sudden when they're behind. Oh, hold on, we forgot about these 20 boxes of votes.
23:56
El Guapo: This is what I thought, this is what I talk about, Electoral College, like, you know what? No matter how many fucking votes you get, you only get one fucking point. Who wants? Okay, that person won one point. Next county.
24:07
Testecleese: And I want to bring up something about the early voting.
24:10
Testecleese: The biggest issue I see with early voting is shit will come out after you've already cast your vote, like Jay Jones saying he's gonna kill people. I go, I don't want to vote for him. Well, you already cast your vote. It sucks to be you, you can't change it now.
24:21
El Guapo: Yeah.
24:23
Testecleese: Alright.
24:25
Testecleese: Virginia! Brian, what's going on? The M&M got jacked up, huh?
24:31
Brian McFadden: Monter Merrame Bridge, two tractor trailers.
24:35
Brian McFadden: Got in an accident, and shut the thing down for hours. One of the tractor trailers was hauling, live lumber, and it caught on fire.
24:46
Testecleese: Oh, terrific.
24:48
Testecleese: Terrific.
24:49
Brian McFadden: And because the fire trucks had to get through, so both sides of the road were shut down for hours, going both ways.
24:57
El Guapo: Damn.
24:58
Testecleese: It's a long way around to take the Jefferson.
25:01
El Guapo: Yeah, I'm glad I worked… I didn't work that area yesterday. I was like, damn.
25:05
Brian McFadden: Nope.
25:07
El Guapo: I would've got stuck in there, like, I would've hated life yesterday.
25:11
Testecleese: It's funny that this next one is the one you brought in last minute for Virginia, because I… I think it was last week I mentioned how West Virginia.
25:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yep, yep, yep,
25:21
Testecleese: citizen. How's Virginia doing instead as they vote for socialism?
25:25
Brian McFadden: We are number 8.
25:28
El Guapo: No, it's about to kill fire. In the nation for.
25:31
Brian McFadden: Household debt?
25:35
Testecleese: And that's why people are trying to vote for free shit, but the problem is… It's not free.
25:41
Brian McFadden: Nothing free.
25:43
El Guapo: -
25:43
Testecleese: Sure.
25:44
Ron Pascoe: Did Ben Danny already ask me?
25:47
Testecleese: I did not understand a word of that.
25:49
Ron Pascoe: I said, dude, Dani already asked for money, the mayor from New York?
25:53
Testecleese: Within hours of winning the election, he's like, I need money now to pay for all these programs.
25:58
Brian McFadden: Is that after he left the country to go to a Saints resort to celebrate?
26:03
Testecleese: Puerto Rico is not out of this country, dude.
26:07
Brian McFadden: Well, he didn't go on a commercial airline to get there.
26:10
El Guapo: Hmm.
26:11
Testecleese: Of course not, his mother's friggin' loaded, and he's living in a rent-controlled apartment.
26:16
Ron Pascoe: Well, the thing is, people have got the right to vote for whoever they want, but people have got the right to cop the… Consequences of that vote.
26:22
El Guapo: Yeah, just to move down here, we already fucked. We don't need more people here.
26:27
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it is, too. Like, Kathy Hoag, local, coming out and said that she wasn't going to raise any more taxes in New York.
26:34
Ron Pascoe: And ma'am, Donnie knew sales taxes.
26:37
Brian McFadden: gonna support his… his tax… because he… in order to do everything he wants to do, the tax is gonna go way up, and she ain't gonna support it, because…
26:45
Testecleese: Yeah.
26:47
Testecleese: She even brought up how, like, 1.5% of New Yorkers pay a third of the bills.
26:52
Testecleese: Yeah. And she's like, I can't raise taxes on him, that's just ridiculous. But then they said, apparently he needs her permission to raise taxes in New York City.
27:01
Brian McFadden: He doesn't have any control over 3 quarters of the things he promised in his campaign.
27:07
Testecleese: Well, yeah, I would make the buses go.
27:08
Brian McFadden: The rent control is covered by an actual rent control committee.
27:15
Brian McFadden: They're not gonna add more apartments in places the rent control, you know…
27:22
Ron Pascoe: Does he realize how much free soul care costs?
27:25
Brian McFadden: No, you don't.
27:26
Ron Pascoe: Sure.
27:27
Testecleese: Yeah.
27:28
Ron Pascoe: millions.
27:29
Testecleese: Yeah.
27:29
Ron Pascoe: Billions and millions of dollars.
27:31
Testecleese: Well, and he's gonna make the buses free. It's like, the mayor doesn't get that decision, that's the city council, like, the legislature, right?
27:40
Testecleese: He doesn't control the budget.
27:43
Testecleese: But we'll get into all that, we'll get into all that. In the interim, CBS is in the news again.
27:51
Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they had… Trump went up… went on, 60 Minutes, and their ratings went through the roof for it.
27:58
Testecleese: And now Schumer's threatening to sue… the FCC, Heh, you guys.
28:04
Brian McFadden: For free, for free access, free time, all equal time?
28:09
Testecleese: Is that what he said? Hmm.
28:10
Brian McFadden: I don't know, but what's hilarious is… is that,
28:16
Brian McFadden: Trump made sure in the agreement was that the whole…
28:21
Brian McFadden: There was over an hour-long interview he did with 60 Minutes. They only aired 20 minutes of it.
28:28
Brian McFadden: But you can go all over the place on the internet and find the rest of the interview, and as usual.
28:36
Brian McFadden: CBS cut out some of the best parts of the interview.
28:39
Testecleese: Well, that's what I heard. Schumer was saying they deceptively edited it to make Trump look better, and I was like, huh.
28:45
Testecleese: It sounds kind of like the complaint Trump had about…
28:48
Testecleese: 60 minutes with Harris that you guys assured me could not possibly happen, right?
28:53
Brian McFadden: Right, right.
28:56
Testecleese: Yeah, and now another CBS reporter who did a Huckabee interview over Gaza or whatever.
29:04
Testecleese: She got canned over this interview.
29:06
Testecleese: And she wants to sue them.
29:10
Brian McFadden: Well, because everybody's seeing the Trump one, so now everybody's gonna try their hands at,
29:16
Brian McFadden: At, Zoo and 2.
29:19
Testecleese: Well, the transcripts show that, she made selective edits to make, Huckabee sound like a nutjob who wants these kids to starve. And it's like…
29:29
Testecleese: You went out of your way to make Huckabee look like a jackass.
29:32
Brian McFadden: So who's suing who?
29:35
Testecleese: She's trying to sue CBS for firing her.
29:38
Brian McFadden: But she's the one who made Huckabee look like an idiot!
29:41
Testecleese: Yeah! They don't want to get sued again by the Republican Party!
29:46
Brian McFadden: I don't think she's got much of a case in that… in that lawsuit.
29:50
Testecleese: Well, yeah, I agree, I'm just saying that these folks, CBS cannot be trusted, and that's the one Barry Weiss just took over, right?
29:58
Brian McFadden: Yeah, she was the brainchild behind the 60-minute interview with Trump.
30:03
Testecleese: Which is a great idea.
30:05
Brian McFadden: Did you see their rating numbers for this episode of 60 Minutes?
30:08
Testecleese: I did not, but I'm certain they were way better than they've had in a long time.
30:12
Brian McFadden: Yes, it was. And you… and it was, Nora O'Donnell did the interview, if I remember right, and… and she had a hard time,
30:23
Brian McFadden: Not… not being Norah O'Donnell in this thing.
30:27
Testecleese: Norah Donald?
30:29
Brian McFadden: I don't know, whoever did the fucking interview.
30:32
Testecleese: Alright.
30:33
Ron Pascoe: It's coming from either or further up top, lads, it's coming from Skydance and that…
30:37
Ron Pascoe: People who own it now.
30:39
Ron Pascoe: They're the ones putting the pressure on me, because for them to keep their license, they've got to give equal air time and all that sort of shit now.
30:45
Brian McFadden: No, that's not a law in… that's not a law in the United States. There's no such thing as equal time.
30:51
Testecleese: There is, but I thought that only applied during, election cycles, like campaign.
30:57
El Guapo: Got you.
31:00
Testecleese: Yeah, I could've sworn that was just during, like, so that this guy campaign can't just be ignored, you know?
31:07
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
31:09
El Guapo: So you could ignore her, but you have to ignore the other politicians, too.
31:14
El Guapo: Equal time.
31:14
Ron Pascoe: Equal time.
31:16
El Guapo: Yeah.
31:18
Testecleese: So, Trump told, the feds to find a way to continue funding the SNAP program.
31:27
Testecleese: This is getting out of… this is ridiculous, listening to the rhetoric around this.
31:35
Testecleese: Guess what?
31:36
Testecleese: The Democrats shut the government down, and it was over the Affordable Care Act, right?
31:41
Ron Pascoe: Yep, yep.
31:42
Testecleese: Okay. I just want a quick question about this. If the Affordable Care Act is, as they claim.
31:48
El Guapo: Affordable.
31:49
Testecleese: Affordable Care.
31:50
Brian McFadden: then why are they demanding more money to fund it, and why did the dem…
31:54
Testecleese: And why did the Democrats cheer the murder of the UnitedHealthcare CEO if… if healthcare is so affordable?
32:04
Ron Pascoe: They know they stuffed up. They know barbecue and all that sort of stuff.
32:08
Testecleese: They keep winning anyway!
32:11
El Guapo: Yeah, they don't… they don't… they just vote for emotions. Whatever lie they tell them, they believe it, and they go vote for that, you know? Well, that's the question, is does the average…
32:20
Brian McFadden: No.
32:21
Testecleese: I'm a voter…
32:22
El Guapo: Nice.
32:22
Testecleese: actually dumb enough to not know what's going on, or are they just laughing?
32:26
Testecleese: get what they want.
32:27
Brian McFadden: Have you not listened to a bunch of the TikTok videos that are going around? Everybody's talking about looting the stores if they don't get their SNAP benefits?
32:35
Testecleese: That's a bunch of ghetto hood rats. I'm talking about, like, CNN and, like, educated people, you know what I mean?
32:42
Brian McFadden: Well, they're not on Snap, so they don't care.
32:45
Testecleese: Yeah, they do!
32:47
Testecleese: Dear God, I mean, they're not bitching about it like these other folks are, but, like, they keep voting, and it's like… there's a record of who voted what way. Just today.
32:58
Testecleese: Schumer came out, and he was like, I have an idea that we can at least fund the government for a year.
33:03
Testecleese: And during that year, we'll have time to discuss this. And the Republicans are like, alright, well, we'll at least talk about it right now.
33:10
Testecleese: the rest of the Democrat Party's like, fuck that, we don't trust Trump. And it's like, well then.
33:14
El Guapo: What's the point?
33:15
Testecleese: No one at even trying to discuss this.
33:18
Testecleese: I say rice them, like, 12 of them, which was enough to make sure it wasn't gonna…
33:24
El Guapo: They got happy with their results, and now they got… they got the balls to fucking, you know…
33:30
Testecleese: Well, I honestly thought the government was going to open back up by halfway through yesterday.
33:35
Testecleese: Boy.
33:36
Testecleese: Because I thought they got what they wanted out of this, there were elections, and now they're.
33:39
El Guapo: Oh, no, they got Boulder, like, you know what? I mean, I think, I think if they got one or two, what they wanted this election, they would have been like, okay, cool, let's go. But they got three of them, like, now they're Boulder, like, you know what, what else we can get, you know?
33:53
Ron Pascoe: Meh.
33:54
Ron Pascoe: Correct me if I'm wrong, guys. Correct me if I'm wrong.
33:57
Testecleese: You're wrong.
33:58
Ron Pascoe: Congress controlled the purse strings, right?
34:01
El Guapo: Yep.
34:01
Testecleese: Yes, I love how everyone uses that term, too.
34:04
El Guapo: purse, yeah.
34:05
Ron Pascoe: the world.
34:05
Testecleese: No one says controls the budget.
34:08
Ron Pascoe: Well then, you've got the Senate, who controls the bills, to keep them going, don't they? Keep the government going.
34:14
Ron Pascoe: That's their responsibility.
34:16
Testecleese: Say again?
34:17
Ron Pascoe: the Senate's responsibility is to keep the government going when it comes to resolutions to that, isn't it?
34:23
Testecleese: I wouldn't necessarily responsibilities. The Senate and the Congress are essentially the same thing. It's like a two-tiered system, and it's become the same thing since, shit, what was it,
34:35
Testecleese: I can't remember what amendment was it, Brian, that said the people get to vote for Senate versus the state's choosing?
34:41
El Guapo: Yeah, isn't.
34:42
El Guapo: They said it's supposed to be more like an oligarchy type of people.
34:46
Testecleese: Exactly, Guapo. That's what it was, is the leaders of each state would choose two senators that are supposed to be, like.
34:54
Testecleese: That was where your lawyers and your doctors were supposed to be. And then your blue-collar workers, your welders, your plumbers, your carpenters, your freaking factory workers are supposed to be doing Congress, and say, this is what's gonna help us. And then the senators come up and say, no, that won't fucking work, and throw it out. And then the president gets to say if they agree.
35:14
Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Well, this is where I'm leaning to, mate. Now, if there's a stalemate, and the government gets shut down, it's up to the President's responsibility to allocate funds that's there, isn't it?
35:23
El Guapo: Mmm, president.
35:24
Testecleese: It doesn't have the authority.
35:25
Brian McFadden: No.
35:25
El Guapo: No, no, but he can, he can, like, you know what?
35:28
Ron Pascoe: Setian programs.
35:29
El Guapo: He could fire people. I mean, after this election, he should fire everybody in Northern Virginia.
35:35
El Guapo: I don't…
35:36
Brian McFadden: Goodbye.
35:36
Testecleese: Now, there are emergency… there are emergency funds the president can enact.
35:42
Testecleese: But this is supposed to be, like, if a hurricane that just hit, like, for example, Jamaica comes and rips apart Florida, that's what that money's for, and they want it to go into SNAP. That's enough money to fund SNAP for, like, 3 weeks.
35:54
Ron Pascoe: Yep. Well, this is the point I'm trying to come down. How could a federal judge then direct the President of the United States.
36:00
Testecleese: To take money away from somewhere to do something. Isn't he outside of his realm, his pay rate?
36:05
Testecleese: That's exactly what I brought up to the wife today, and I was like, what makes a one single federal judge think he has as much or more authority than the president, when in reality, every judge
36:17
Testecleese: federal judge in the entire fucking country combined has the same authority as the President of the United States.
36:23
Brian McFadden: Well, and that's what we've been saying for a while now. It's like… and that's why they're saying they can't do these national injunctions anymore, you know?
36:32
Testecleese: You just don't have the authority.
36:33
Brian McFadden: No.
36:35
Testecleese: Well, that, and a judge can't make a decision based… a judge is only supposed to be making decisions based upon what's in that judge's courtroom.
36:41
Testecleese: Yeah. Not a nationwide thing.
36:44
El Guapo: Yeah, because he don't got the information of what's going on around him, you know? And if it's gonna be nationwide, it has to go to the Supreme Court, when they are actually saying.
36:52
Brian McFadden: Right.
36:53
Testecleese: this violates whatever, whatever, whatever, and that's… the big issue I'm seeing right now with the court system, is even the Supreme Court.
37:01
Testecleese: As we're getting to the point where we're legislating from the bench.
37:04
Testecleese: And Congress may as well not exist.
37:07
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
37:08
Brian McFadden: Well, everybody's favorite dim talking head…
37:14
Brian McFadden: What's-his-face, the old 80-year-old guy.
37:17
Testecleese: Tamp on Tim? Oh, never mind.
37:19
Brian McFadden: No, not Tampon Tim. I can't think of his name.
37:24
Testecleese: Gollum, carve… carve…
37:27
Brian McFadden: Carvel, James Carville, yeah.
37:29
Brian McFadden: He came out and made a prediction on a podcast this week, saying that…
37:33
Testecleese: having F-bombs!
37:35
Brian McFadden: Well, that too. That's normal for him, but he came out and said.
37:39
Brian McFadden: a Democrat was gonna win in 2028 as president, and they were gonna stack the Supreme Court.
37:47
Ron Pascoe: Bringing us to 13 people.
37:50
Ron Pascoe: They'll get rid of the filibuster too, next time.
37:54
El Guapo: Yeah, but…
37:54
Testecleese: Okay.
37:55
Testecleese: that's one thing I'm hearing from a lot of Republicans right now, is if we get rid of the filibuster, the Democrats are just gonna take advantage of it when they're in office, and I'm like.
38:06
Testecleese: And then I'm hearing the other argument, well, they're gonna do it anyway, they do it all the time, but isn't that how… isn't the filibuster how the Republicans got Biden to not pack the Supreme Court last time?
38:18
El Guapo: No.
38:19
Brian McFadden: No, Biden was actually staying on principles, knowing, back in that, what few principles he had.
38:26
Brian McFadden: And said, no, packing the Supreme Court ain't the way to go.
38:30
Testecleese: Yeah, because that just means the next guy's gonna put 5 more, and then the next one puts 7 more, and then all of a sudden we have.
38:35
Brian McFadden: And I'm thinking, I'm not… I don't…
38:39
Brian McFadden: I mean, how much do a Supreme Court justice make?
38:42
Brian McFadden: A year.
38:43
Ron Pascoe: Cool.
38:44
El Guapo: They don't… they don't make that much, dude.
38:45
Testecleese: I don't know, I bet you it's.
38:47
Brian McFadden: I bet you it's a couple hundred thousand.
38:49
El Guapo: Yeah, I know about that. You see the house?
38:52
Brian McFadden: You're gonna throw 5 more Supreme Court juds up there making $200,000 a year, plus their staffs.
38:59
Testecleese: How much are you adding to the federal budget right there? Well, then the resources they need to travel back and forth between their home and the court, and the resources they need…
39:07
Brian McFadden: Yerty.
39:08
Testecleese: Yeah, I was gonna say security teams, offices…
39:12
Brian McFadden: We're talking millions of dollars to add 5 more… a million dollars.
39:16
Testecleese: Yeah.
39:16
Brian McFadden: $2 million a year to add 5 more justices to the Supreme Court.
39:21
Testecleese: Yeah, and then…
39:22
Testecleese: Don't even forget, you need to add access to, like, every decision ever made by any court in this country, and every law in this country.
39:31
Ron Pascoe: I overlooked one class.
39:32
Testecleese: we find on Google, but it'd be tougher, right?
39:35
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, over a lifetime. Plus, I don't know what they do in America, but in Australia, anyone in a higher court position, they get a pension afterwards, after they finish. Yeah, they do.
39:45
Testecleese: Rest of their lives.
39:46
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they do too. The Supreme Court justices at least can serve the rest of their lives, like, for the rest forever. Yeah, okay.
39:53
Testecleese: President's.
39:53
Brian McFadden: I have, I have what they are paying for annual salary now.
39:57
Testecleese: Yeah, okay.
39:59
Brian McFadden: $317,500 per Supreme Court Justice.
40:05
Testecleese: So almost a third million dollars a year.
40:08
Brian McFadden: Yup.
40:09
Ron Pascoe: Well, 12 or 13, isn't there, on there already?
40:12
Testecleese: 11. It's, yeah, it's always an odd number.
40:15
Testecleese: So there's no ties.
40:18
Ron Pascoe: Look at that! It's a couple of million there already.
40:21
Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly. That's what I was saying. You throw 5 more people on there, and the salaries go up every year for cost of living and inflation, you know? So, I mean…
40:32
Brian McFadden: It adds up fast.
40:33
Testecleese: Well, that's what gets me, is because we… everything seems to be going to the courts.
40:37
Testecleese: And that… they're making all the decisions. If that's gonna be the case, we may as well get rid of everything else and just have a November it.
40:44
Ron Pascoe: Cheer.
40:45
Testecleese: Had to look this word up.
40:47
Testecleese: November, it means ruled by 9.
40:52
Testecleese: Which I found very interesting, because November is the 11th month.
40:56
El Guapo: Well, that's because of August and July.
41:02
Testecleese: Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar?
41:05
El Guapo: Yep, they were… they named those months after the emperors, so they both got 31 days.
41:10
Testecleese: Oh! We went and moved November from 9 to 11?
41:15
Ron Pascoe: in the post.
41:16
El Guapo: Such…
41:17
Testecleese: That was sounding like, Claire over here, the dirty tranny telling us about Romans and how they changed the world.
41:24
El Guapo: Oh, you should look at the names of the fucking name of the week, or why the name of the… why we got the names of the week.
41:29
El Guapo: You'd be fuckin' tripping acid.
41:31
Testecleese: Oh, some of them are really crazy, actually, yeah.
41:33
Brian McFadden: What?
41:34
El Guapo: It's it, man.
41:34
Brian McFadden: What is, Governor Tim Walz in charge of?
41:38
El Guapo: Miss.
41:39
Testecleese: Minnesota.
41:40
El Guapo: You're so dark.
41:41
Brian McFadden: Oh, well, he came up with a brilliant statement. It said, every dollar invested in SNAP generates $1.80 in economic activity.
41:51
Testecleese: The thing is, he didn't even come up with it.
41:54
El Guapo: Which it took for somebody else to pay that person.
41:56
Brian McFadden: Trump wants to go… Americans to go hungry.
42:01
Ron Pascoe: What a landscape.
42:03
Testecleese: yeah, he didn't even come up with this. He got this from, like, Forbes, and they… Forbes had this breakdown explaining it all, and I'm like, no, no, no. If I have $1, and I give it to Bill, because he's talking about, like, trade, and, like, transport, etc, etc.
42:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
42:18
Testecleese: And I was like, no, if I give Billy a dollar to buy something, okay?
42:22
Brian McFadden: He's got a dollar!
42:23
Testecleese: Billy's got a dollar, now he has to go and take that dollar and go buy the materials he needs to build this thing. It didn't turn into a dollar fucking 80!
42:31
Brian McFadden: No!
42:32
Testecleese: Like, how did it turn into more money? Because the gov… if that's the case, then why isn't everyone on food stamps and we're not billionaires?
42:38
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
42:39
El Guapo: I'm doing work that way.
42:42
Ron Pascoe: And what.
42:42
Testecleese: Yeah, clearly.
42:43
Ron Pascoe: an adult.
42:43
Testecleese: It created $1.80, because you didn't create it, you took it from the people paying taxes.
42:50
Testecleese: You know?
42:52
Ron Pascoe: The only way you become $1.80 is if you come to Australia with his dollar.
42:55
Brian McFadden: Right.
42:56
Testecleese: Right? Exactly. I go to Australia, my dollar becomes $1.80. I go to Canada, my dollar's worth $1.75 or something, you know?
43:03
Brian McFadden: It's a word a lot more.
43:06
Testecleese: I don't know, it used to be worth a lot. I don't know what's happened, but I remember last time I checked, the Canadian dollar was approaching the US dollar, but that was many years ago. The Canadian dollar's probably collapsing right now with what's going on lately between, Trump and Carney.
43:21
Ron Pascoe: They've got to stop making commercials. Yeah, they've got to stop making commercials.
43:26
Testecleese: Yeah, and the funny thing is that Ford, right? He was the guy who, like, did the…
43:31
Testecleese: the… the ad with Reagan.
43:34
Testecleese: And I was like, why didn't Carney just tell him to shut the F up and apologize? Actually, he did come out and apologize to Trump.
43:40
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, he did.
43:42
Testecleese: But, dear God.
43:44
Testecleese: Guys, like, I love the Canadian people.
43:48
Testecleese: I do. I don't care for that government, but the Canadian people are some of the funniest people on this planet, okay? You guys ever seen kids in the hall?
43:58
Ron Pascoe: Oh, years ago.
43:59
Brian McFadden: Yeah, oh yeah, definitely.
44:01
Testecleese: a long time ago. They brought it back recently for a little while, and I watched one episode, and I stopped because the opening scene, all these guys are 50 or 60, and they're all butt-naked with their dicks hanging out, and I was like, oh, this changed a lot.
44:14
Testecleese: But you got, like, Seth Green, Seth Rogen, Ryan Reynolds, like, all the funniest guys that you've seen in movies.
44:22
Testecleese: are all Canadian.
44:23
Testecleese: Shit, Leonard Kenny! Did you guys watch Leonard Kenny?
44:28
Testecleese: That show was absolutely hilarious, wasn't it?
44:31
Brian McFadden: Yep.
44:32
Testecleese: To be fair, to be fair… And, oh.
44:38
Testecleese: before I move on, did you check out Shorzy? They made a spin-off of Letter Kenny called Shoresy, the hockey guy.
44:46
Testecleese: You actually get.
44:47
Brian McFadden: Oh, this phase is one.
44:48
Testecleese: Yeah, it's… it's pretty good.
44:51
Testecleese: Alright.
44:55
Testecleese: I guess a lot of… I didn't hear anything about this, but I guess a lot of grocery stores were looking to give discounts to, SNAP recipients.
45:03
Brian McFadden: Yep. Yep.
45:04
El Guapo: Hold up, I'm the one paying for my own money, I don't get a fucking discount.
45:08
Testecleese: But yeah, if you can afford to give them a discount, why don't I get a discount, right?
45:12
El Guapo: Yeah.
45:12
Brian McFadden: Well, the Trump administration came out and said that's against the law.
45:17
Testecleese: For that exact reason. It's like, if you can afford to cut… to give them a discount, you can give it to everyone.
45:23
Ron Pascoe: That's right, that's a very good point.
45:25
Brian McFadden: I mean, I saw… I saw… I heard on different podcasts where, the meat prices in Walmart were going down because it looked like snap people weren't going to have money to buy chicken with.
45:40
Brian McFadden: So, they were dropping the price of food.
45:44
Testecleese: Oh, so it's not gonna cost me $36 for a steak anymore, because my taxpayers aren't buying them for someone else?
45:50
Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
45:51
Testecleese: Huh.
45:52
Testecleese: Dude, I watch… I watch a lot of them TikTok videos.
45:59
Testecleese: And this one woman was bragging about all the shit she stole.
46:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
46:03
Testecleese: And… She had truffle butter.
46:07
Brian McFadden: Wow.
46:09
Testecleese: I was like, are you kidding me? I was like, that stuff's ridiculously… she stole it from a Whole Foods.
46:14
Testecleese: And I'm like, oh, wonderful, so now the already expensive food's gonna go up in price because it's getting stolen.
46:20
Brian McFadden: Yep.
46:23
Testecleese: I don't get to eat truffle butter, it's too expensive, you know? I haven't had a lobster since I moved to West Virginia, because you know what it costs to ship a live lobster to West Virginia?
46:32
Testecleese: Nope. Actually, I've looked this up. If I order…
46:36
Testecleese: $200 worth of lobster, it's like… it's only, like, 20 bucks to ship it.
46:41
Brian McFadden: That ain't nothin'.
46:42
El Guapo: No, and I was like, shit, if I bought 20 lobsters, like, I could probably sell…
46:47
Testecleese: 10 of them, no problem, right away, and then breed them in my house, and sell them to local restaurants.
46:53
Brian McFadden: How many, how many… how many lobsters is $200 worth of lobsters?
46:58
Testecleese: Not as many as you would hope.
47:01
Brian McFadden: That's what I'm wondering, you know?
47:04
Ron Pascoe: along to the Japanese, mate, you get more…
47:07
Testecleese: They got rock lobsters, though. You ever had a Maine lobster, dude?
47:10
Brian McFadden: Yup.
47:12
Testecleese: Enormous, and they… oh, they're so good.
47:17
Brian McFadden: I've also had lobster in,
47:20
Brian McFadden: And, the British Virgin Islands, they ain't the same.
47:23
Testecleese: Is that a rock lobster too, or something else?
47:26
Brian McFadden: It's like a rock… more like a rock bouncer, yeah.
47:29
Ron Pascoe: I'll tell you the jobs that you just want to invest in, guys. Glaziers.
47:33
Ron Pascoe: The amount of bloody glass shelving that's gonna go up around all these products at Walmart and that, it's gonna be unbelievable.
47:39
Testecleese: Oh, yeah, we'll definitely get to that. That's in here, don't worry. Is it? I go to school.
47:46
El Guapo: Nick Chanel.
47:48
El Guapo: Jeffrey's.
47:49
Testecleese: Oh, they have a prisoner, okay.
47:51
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, CNN has blamed, Trump for, like, Walmart locking up, like, the high-value items, and he's like, oh, it's because of the shutdown. I was like.
48:02
Brian McFadden: Walmart's been locking shit up for a long time. Have you tried… well, none of us have been in New York City recently, but they're locking everything up under lock and key in New York City.
48:14
Testecleese: Yeah, you need to ask for each item, they go get it for you.
48:16
Brian McFadden: Yep,
48:18
Brian McFadden: So what do you think about this furloughed IRS lawyer that's now running as… he's got a new gig as a DC hot dog vendor?
48:25
Testecleese: I laughed my balls up. I think Guapo shared this?
48:28
El Guapo: Yeah, I heard about this one.
48:30
Testecleese: Good for this guy, trying to make a buck, right? But then he called it, like, Shysters Dogs or something.
48:36
Brian McFadden: He's, like, the only one…
48:38
Testecleese: I strip off, and I was like, whoa!
48:40
Brian McFadden: Oh, dude!
48:42
Ron Pascoe: You may as well call, like.
48:44
Testecleese: kill bosses, right?
48:46
El Guapo: He's so good.
48:47
Ron Pascoe: Rookie's back for $1,000, someone bought it.
48:50
Ron Pascoe: She's back for $1,000.
48:53
Brian McFadden: So he's, like, double-dipping now, because, you know, he's making money as a hot dog vendor, and as soon as the government comes… opens back up again, he's gonna get back pay for being a lawyer, so…
49:04
Testecleese: Mmm.
49:05
Ron Pascoe: He said the next shirt's worth $10,000. He's putting up $10,000 every time someone buys one.
49:11
Testecleese: Awesome.
49:12
Testecleese: But yeah, he said, like, this was, like, his lifelong goal was to be, like, a street-side hot dog vendor. I'm like, hey, man, if this is what makes you happy, you know?
49:20
Brian McFadden: Get up!
49:21
El Guapo: Yeah.
49:21
Brian McFadden: Yeah, forget about being a lawyer, and be happy.
49:24
Testecleese: and.
49:24
Ron Pascoe: So, trust me.
49:25
Testecleese: real, street food is so good. Isn't it?
49:29
El Guapo: Yeah, so that depends where you get it, not from India.
49:32
Testecleese: That early… You're the roach coach. The roach coach is good eating too, isn't it?
49:36
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah. Every shiny on his bloody setup, wasn't it? Like, he was coining it all down, and…
49:42
Testecleese: Boy, he's in a suit and tie, looking like he's about to, like, give a deposition serving hot dogs?
49:48
El Guapo: Hmm…
49:49
Ron Pascoe: Any head goes on? Yeah.
49:51
Brian McFadden: And what do you think about your, former U.S. Senator coming out and saying that, it's all Trump's fault that Disney and YouTube are fighting right now?
50:02
El Guapo: Dude, that's…
50:04
Testecleese: The liberal party.
50:06
El Guapo: No, no, no, no, she won't…
50:07
Testecleese: Thore her pot for that.
50:09
Brian McFadden: I mean…
50:09
El Guapo: help Trump.
50:10
Brian McFadden: I'm hearing all the… people are bitching about this left and right all around, you know? And I'm saying… and they're like, well, we're gonna dump YouTube TV. I'm like…
50:20
Brian McFadden: Every cable company goes through this, you know? Every streaming company goes through this.
50:25
Testecleese: Do you remember this… remember the 90s?
50:26
Brian McFadden: It cycles around, like, every couple years when the new contracts come up, and this happens.
50:31
Testecleese: There's a huge…
50:32
El Guapo: You know what? But it's kind of shitty you do in the middle of the fucking season, too, you know?
50:36
Brian McFadden: That's when they've got the most power!
50:37
Testecleese: Game!
50:38
El Guapo: No…
50:40
Testecleese: In the middle of a game, it shot off at midnight.
50:42
Brian McFadden: No, I…
50:43
El Guapo: Damn.
50:44
Testecleese: Yeah!
50:45
El Guapo: That was suck.
50:46
Testecleese: This happens, like Brian said, this happens all the time. Do you guys remember in the 90s, when the DirecTV, the satellite TV wars happened, and they were… Nope. Yeah, and all of a sudden, they would drop your channel, and the other guy would pick it up, be like, great, now I don't get to watch football on Sunday, you know?
51:01
Brian McFadden: I had DriveTV for the longest time, yeah.
51:03
Testecleese: Yeah, that's funny, though. Satellite TV did not last long in the scheme of things, did it?
51:10
El Guapo: No.
51:11
Brian McFadden: It's still out there.
51:12
Testecleese: It's still out there, but why not just fucking stream at this point?
51:15
El Guapo: You get stuck.
51:16
Brian McFadden: Because if you live where my parents live, or my dad lives now, you know, they're, you know, you're not streaming much.
51:24
El Guapo: You could get Starlink, and…
51:27
Brian McFadden: You know? Who's gonna pay for that shit? That's like $600 for the equipment alone!
51:32
El Guapo: Yeah, but after that, it's just a basic cable bill.
51:36
El Guapo: Internet deal.
51:37
Brian McFadden: I got high-speed internet, and I'm in the middle of nowhere on top of a mountain. It's only been here for a couple years, though.
51:44
El Guapo: Yeah.
51:45
Testecleese: And they know.
51:47
Brian McFadden: It was probably paid for by Biden.
51:50
Testecleese: No, the people of West Virginia.
51:52
Testecleese: Did it.
51:54
Testecleese: And it's funny, because we didn't… we couldn't find this company when we first got here, and we signed up for Earthlink, because it was, like, the only internet we could find. It was garbage!
52:03
Testecleese: So we actually contacted some of the local, like.
52:06
Testecleese: plug a cable into your computer companies, and said, hey.
52:11
Testecleese: you know, 30 miles from us that is high-speed internet. We will pay
52:16
Testecleese: to run the cable out here. We're just asking, we're just asking that for everyone who signs up, we get a small percentage
52:24
Testecleese: Of the fees until we're restored to 75% of what it costs to put this ca…
52:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah, last time.
52:32
Testecleese: Huh?
52:33
Brian McFadden: They laughed at you.
52:34
Testecleese: Well, and they're like, oh, well, when it's time to come out there, we'll call you. I was like, no, no, no, when you're gonna come out here and do it, I'm not gonna pay for it. I'm trying to put us at the top of the list.
52:43
Testecleese: I was gonna have to sell… that's the crazy thing, we were looking to sell, like, half of my stocks to pavement, like…
52:50
Testecleese: 2's not gonna be a cheap thing, you know what I mean?
52:52
El Guapo: Yeah.
52:53
Testecleese: I was like, I'm offering to pay you guys to make a shit ton of money, and like, whatever. Okay, and then we found this other company, like, thank God we didn't pay this other guy to run it out here, you know?
53:04
Testecleese: Alright.
53:06
Brian McFadden: The monkeys!
53:07
Testecleese: The monkeys, first of all, guapo, how do you say monkey in Spanish?
53:11
El Guapo: Mono.
53:12
Testecleese: Okay, Mordo?
53:14
El Guapo: Mono.
53:15
Testecleese: Oh, Muno!
53:16
El Guapo: Mono, mono.
53:18
Testecleese: Now, does it have a tilinya over the end, like a miya?
53:21
El Guapo: M-M-O-N-O.
53:24
Testecleese: Oh, like mono, okay.
53:26
El Guapo: Yeah, morning.
53:28
Testecleese: Mona? No, okay, okay.
53:30
Testecleese: We talked about these monkeys, didn't we?
53:33
Brian McFadden: Yeah, multiple times.
53:35
El Guapo: This is the last one.
53:36
Brian McFadden: Hey, they had herpes.
53:38
Testecleese: And.
53:39
Brian McFadden: COVID-19.
53:40
Testecleese: latest.
53:41
El Guapo: Mmm.
53:43
El Guapo: Delicious.
53:44
Testecleese: Well, I guess we're still paying for these monkeys.
53:48
Testecleese: We're still funding this.
53:49
Brian McFadden: I thought they were all dead.
53:51
Testecleese: Well, no, at least one is, because a mother in Mississippi shot one dead!
53:57
Brian McFadden: How in the hell did they get to Mississippi?
53:59
El Guapo: Dude, that's how fun to travel.
54:01
Testecleese: It was a long way away, wasn't it.
54:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah! I thought it was for… were they in Georgia or something like that, where the… the… the crash happened, they all escaped?
54:11
El Guapo: Yeah, they're from, like, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia.
54:14
Testecleese: It makes it sound like someone picked the damn thing up and brought it with them.
54:18
Testecleese: Because there's no way this thing just migrated on its own that far, you know what I mean?
54:21
Brian McFadden: South Carolina.
54:23
Testecleese: Yeah, I thought it was in North Carolina, but maybe not.
54:25
Brian McFadden: Oh, you're right. No, it was Jasper County, Mississippi, where they escaped, so… Oh, okay.
54:31
Brian McFadden: Not a big deal, you know. They were at the Tulane National Primate Research Museum, now known as the Tulane National Biomedical Research Facility.
54:44
El Guapo: Hmm.
54:44
Testecleese: Now, here's the question.
54:47
Testecleese: This was government-funded, right? Taxpayer money? Now, is this woman… is this woman… has she been arrested for destruction of government property yet?
54:55
El Guapo: No, they returned the kid, that's why she's the… she said, she's off the.
54:58
Brian McFadden: Self-def.
55:00
Testecleese: You know how much the government cares about that.
55:04
El Guapo: Dude, right now, I don't think they care. They got all the fucking fish to fry.
55:08
Testecleese: Alright!
55:10
El Guapo: Alright.
55:11
Brian McFadden: Apparently.
55:12
El Guapo: That's true.
55:12
Brian McFadden: Philly had a $2.8 million grant from NIH. Hmm, I wonder where that money came from. Fauci!
55:20
Testecleese: where this money came from, or where it went. All I know is that you need to wear two masks, and stay 6 feet apart, and we'll be okay.
55:29
El Guapo: Are you a fan of this? What's this?
55:30
Testecleese: That was a pretty decent poachy, wasn't it?
55:32
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was a decent voucher, yo.
55:40
El Guapo: Do you support this one cease?
55:42
El Guapo: I was like, goddamn, you know what I mean?
55:46
Testecleese: What was it, it wasn't gain of function. We just added functions to the virus to see what it could do. It's like, so do you gain function?
55:55
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that is the definition of gain-of-function right there.
55:59
Testecleese: To Congress! And Rand Paul's like, descendant, Rand Paul's like, Fuck, did you just say?
56:08
Testecleese: Alright.
56:11
Testecleese: For the most part, I haven't been putting a lot of Massachusetts stuff in here. Try not to harp.
56:16
Testecleese: You know, to quote the, English, maybe all of, the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth, I don't know, don't look back in anger, okay?
56:28
Testecleese: but Massachusetts had some crazy shit. We mentioned this last week, the bomb, or the explosion in Havin.
56:36
Testecleese: A lot of people were saying, like, oh, this could have been, you know, an accident, or whatever, you know, people made a mistake. It was at, like, 2.30 in the morning, okay? And people were seen running away with masks and hoods on.
56:48
Testecleese: Anyway, two people have been picked up.
56:52
Testecleese: I guess we'll see where that goes. It's probably the last we're gonna hear of it, I don't know.
56:58
Testecleese: But check this out, Plymouth!
57:01
Testecleese: Even if you're…
57:04
Testecleese: don't know almost anything about the United States, you probably have heard of Plymouth, Massachusetts, right?
57:10
Testecleese: The Pilgrims, right?
57:12
Testecleese: They spent millions on the south shore of Mass, tens of millions putting in these giant turbines, right?
57:20
Testecleese: Some right near where I was living up in Mass, and most of them didn't work. And I'm not saying they didn't spin because it wasn't windy, they didn't work, like.
57:30
Brian McFadden: Well, we're gonna do this, we're gonna have the same problem here in Virginia, because…
57:33
Brian McFadden: Dominion Power is building this huge, massive,
57:38
Brian McFadden: wind power plant off the Atlantic… in the Atlantic Ocean.
57:44
Testecleese: It's supposed to be done next year, so… It's funny you say that, because Massachusetts had a similar thing, but the people in Mathis Vineyard.
57:52
Brian McFadden: Oh, they put it, yeah, because it was gonna be in March, they were gonna be able to see it for March.
57:57
Testecleese: They're gonna be able to see them from their wealthy, wealthy homes. Same place where they came.
58:01
Brian McFadden: In Virginia, in Virginia, they decided to build it far enough off coast, it's like…
58:06
Brian McFadden: It's gotta be a super clear day, and all the conditions gotta be just right to see a silhouette of.
58:13
Testecleese: Well, that's… that's why I bought this vineyard was the issue, because it's an island off the coast, too.
58:18
Testecleese: Bye.
58:19
Testecleese: Legitimate question, I've had this idea, I've heard other people bring it up.
58:23
El Guapo: I… apparently…
58:25
Testecleese: Maybe it won't work, maybe you guys have an idea, but why can't we set up turbines…
58:31
Testecleese: Along the coast… The underwater, what the tide spin them, what the gravity…
58:37
Testecleese: That the moon… of the moon pulling the ocean create electricity. Why can't we do that?
58:44
Brian McFadden: Don't we already have that?
58:47
Testecleese: I don't think so, not that I'm aware of.
58:48
Brian McFadden: Going through rivers, dams, hydroelectric…
58:52
El Guapo: why not… why not down the entire East Coast, up the entire west coast, of these…
58:56
Testecleese: Turbines that spin, you know, horizontal, kind of like the.
59:00
El Guapo: Bro.
59:01
Testecleese: Fucking helicopter thing that Guapo sent me!
59:05
El Guapo: Well, that thing is gonna… Can you hear me?
59:09
Brian McFadden: Yep.
59:09
Testecleese: Yeah.
59:10
El Guapo: It's got a humming and vibration in the motors and stuff like that, so it's gonna create a lot of…
59:16
Testecleese: But it wouldn't be motors. It would be spun by the ocean, not by, like, by… it's creating electric. It's basically turning the motor backwards.
59:23
El Guapo: I know, I know, but it's gonna create humming, you know?
59:26
El Guapo: fucking… messed up with the whales, dolphins, shit like that, everything in trouble with summer. Also, too…
59:32
Testecleese: Why not just… why not just do it near Navy bases, then, when we already have all the sea life dead from oil pouring in and sonar pings?
59:41
El Guapo: That's, again.
59:42
Ron Pascoe: So, you know.
59:43
El Guapo: You don't… you don't want to affect, affect the sonar, like, because…
59:47
Testecleese: Okay, so you would… you would hear the turbine spinning.
59:52
El Guapo: You don't want to have…
59:52
Testecleese: that.
59:54
El Guapo: Yeah, you don't wanna hide an enemy in that fucking… you know…
59:58
Testecleese: Dude, there's always sound in the ocean. You got your Eastwas, right?
1:00:04
Testecleese: Now, did… you obviously had to listen to the sonar stuff, and you… the sonar tech would be like, oh yeah, what you're hearing right now is, shrimp and blue whales. You're like, how do you know that!
1:00:14
Testecleese: You know?
1:00:16
El Guapo: But at the same time, you know, I was about to tell you.
1:00:19
Testecleese: And not to mention, if they were off our coast, we would get used to them, we could adjust to it.
1:00:23
El Guapo: the member of that submarine that went to check the Titanic crunch and stuff like that? They were able to hear that shit, dude.
1:00:30
Testecleese: But yeah, then, exactly, our neighbor heard it and knew it, and then everyone got all upset that we didn't tell the world. It's like, we're not gonna tell you our fucking capabilities.
1:00:38
El Guapo: So that's what I'm saying, that's not gonna… they're gonna create a turbine because it'll affect the sonar.
1:00:44
Testecleese: I don't know, I think we'd be able to figure out how to get around it, then the rest of the world would hear that, and it might hide.
1:00:49
El Guapo: Awesome.
1:00:50
El Guapo: Also, too.
1:00:52
Testecleese: That, the degaussen.
1:00:54
El Guapo: You need a sound, because if it's a dead space, a sound… There's Sutter right there.
1:01:01
El Guapo: You know?
1:01:03
Testecleese: Yeah, and that's why the U.S. Navy doesn't try to go silent, except for the submarines. They,
1:01:09
Testecleese: they mask their signature to sound like shipping boats, like shipping and, fishing boats. Am I allowed to say that? That's not even… that's not secret.
1:01:16
El Guapo: No, no, that's what I know from the TVs, because…
1:01:21
Brian McFadden: I think that was on the JAG episode.
1:01:24
El Guapo: A dead silent space in the middle with all the sound? There's something right there.
1:01:29
Ron Pascoe: Periscope. Down Periscope.
1:01:31
Brian McFadden: Now Bears go!
1:01:33
Brian McFadden: That was a classic movie!
1:01:37
Testecleese: Grammar's greatest work.
1:01:38
Brian McFadden: Right there, right?
1:01:40
Testecleese: I wonder…
1:01:42
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah!
1:01:45
Testecleese: But we gotta go. That was great, like, oh, it's a bunch of drunken fishermen, let's move on.
1:01:53
Testecleese: Oh, man.
1:01:54
Brian McFadden: That was a good movie.
1:01:56
Testecleese: Now I have to watch that movie again.
1:01:59
Testecleese: And actually, it's funny, I… just recently, I was like, I'm gonna watch some old movies again, and I wanted to watch, Cool Land Luke.
1:02:06
Testecleese: You familiar with it?
1:02:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:02:09
Testecleese: Alright, cool. Yeah, what we've got here is a failure to communicate.
1:02:14
El Guapo: Oh.
1:02:15
Brian McFadden: You find that.
1:02:17
Testecleese: I have…
1:02:20
Testecleese: I had to buy it or rent it. I was pissed, so I watched The Great Escapist Edge.
1:02:24
Brian McFadden: Go.
1:02:25
Testecleese: Yeah, you know that one too, right? When they broke out of the Nazi prison camp?
1:02:28
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:02:29
Testecleese: Oh, great movies.
1:02:31
Testecleese: It was 3 hours long. And then, just the other day, I watched, Saving Private Ryan.
1:02:36
Testecleese: And I was like, you know, I remember this being a great movie.
1:02:39
Testecleese: And I remember there being a lot of actors, but EVERYONE was in that movie, dude. Nathan.
1:02:45
Brian McFadden: Fill you.
1:02:45
Testecleese: was in Saving Private Ryan.
1:02:48
Testecleese: You know Nathan Fillion?
1:02:50
El Guapo: -
1:02:51
Testecleese: from Firefly, And, the rookie… Yeah!
1:02:56
El Guapo: Oh, wow.
1:02:57
Testecleese: other James Ryan that they told him his brothers had died.
1:03:01
El Guapo: that he's.
1:03:01
Testecleese: 12 years old on a farm, what happened? He starts crying, like, oh my god, Nathan Fillion's, like, 20 years old!
1:03:07
El Guapo: Damn, he's…
1:03:08
Brian McFadden: Dial periscope's the same way, you'd have to.
1:03:13
Ron Pascoe: So we say… Mike, can I put on your view?
1:03:20
Testecleese: You're breaking up.
1:03:20
Brian McFadden: Oh, no, you can watch Down Periscope on Disney+.
1:03:24
Testecleese: Oh, I got the Disneys.
1:03:27
Brian McFadden: But anybody, if you want to watch it anywhere else, you gotta pay. So, I don't have Disney+, so…
1:03:34
Testecleese: A 5-year-old.
1:03:38
Testecleese: Peter Fender's, breaking up something nasty.
1:03:41
Ron Pascoe: I just… smoke and ash everywhere now.
1:03:46
Testecleese: Can you say it?
1:03:47
Brian McFadden: Yeah, big ol' fire. You have a fire?
1:03:50
Ron Pascoe: You remove skin.
1:03:53
Ron Pascoe: I saw it afternoon when I was coming back home, but it's getting close a little bit.
1:03:59
Testecleese: Where, where in Australia are you?
1:04:02
Ron Pascoe: Want me in Newcastle, mate.
1:04:04
Testecleese: Newcast?
1:04:05
El Guapo: Cash flow.
1:04:07
Testecleese: I don't know enough about Australia. Is that anywhere near Melbourne?
1:04:12
Ron Pascoe: No, no, mate, we're 2 hours north of Sydney by… by car.
1:04:16
Testecleese: Okay.
1:04:16
Brian McFadden: It's on the West Coast. We've done Perth, we haven't done…
1:04:19
Ron Pascoe: Space plan.
1:04:20
Brian McFadden: it was.
1:04:20
Ron Pascoe: We're on the East Coast. Look at this. Check that out, try it now.
1:04:27
Brian McFadden: Crazy.
1:04:27
Testecleese: Wildfires, I'm guessing?
1:04:30
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, mate, well, we saw… it's got a massive bush over the back there.
1:04:35
Ron Pascoe: But it's coming.
1:04:37
Ron Pascoe: Elections from what?
1:04:39
Ron Pascoe: Commissioner?
1:04:39
Brian McFadden: You need to break out your garden hose?
1:04:42
Testecleese: Wow.
1:04:42
Ron Pascoe: I'm okay.
1:04:45
Testecleese: I think he needs to get back inside to get his Wi-Fi.
1:04:47
Brian McFadden: Bro, you…
1:04:49
El Guapo: Are you Northern or Sydney?
1:04:51
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, north of Sydney, mate. We're right on the Pacific Ocean.
1:04:55
El Guapo: Got you.
1:04:57
Testecleese: Well, is…
1:04:57
El Guapo: I mean, are you in the Pacific Coast?
1:05:00
Testecleese: Isn't the entire continent surrounded.
1:05:01
El Guapo: Asia, India.
1:05:02
Brian McFadden: No, he's actually good.
1:05:05
Ron Pascoe: No, we're…
1:05:06
Brian McFadden: Besides Indian.
1:05:07
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:05:08
Ron Pascoe: Newcastle's on the Pacific Ocean.
1:05:11
Ron Pascoe: Spicy, we had, a couple bikes…
1:05:13
Testecleese: Yes.
1:05:15
Testecleese: Yeah, I keep forget… I don't know why I keep forgetting about the Indian Ocean. It's… it's a lesser ocean, let's be real, right?
1:05:22
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:05:22
Ron Pascoe: That's on the west coast, that's between us and, South Africa, in Africa.
1:05:29
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, the Indian Ocean, that's where Africa is, that side of us.
1:05:35
Testecleese: Well, check this out.
1:05:37
Testecleese: While we're still talking about Massachusetts, before we get too lost about the fires going on down there.
1:05:42
Testecleese: My high school football coach, right?
1:05:46
Testecleese: Got in trouble, while he was president of another school many years later.
1:05:50
Testecleese: For striking a student.
1:05:53
Testecleese: Went to jail, that whole thing.
1:05:56
Testecleese: Never gonna get a job teaching again, but something came up from when, before he was a principal.
1:06:03
Testecleese: and teaching at Cohasset, which is a school near where I was.
1:06:08
Testecleese: He just pled guilty to sexually assaulting students.
1:06:12
Brian McFadden: Wow.
1:06:13
El Guapo: Goddamn. That's some fucked up shit.
1:06:16
Testecleese: Yeah, this was my high school football coach, Jeff Knight.
1:06:20
El Guapo: Damn.
1:06:20
Testecleese: Naito, and he always.
1:06:22
El Guapo: Now we know why.
1:06:23
Testecleese: shorts that were way too short. We called them as plum smugglers. Now I'm starting to understand why.
1:06:28
El Guapo: Right?
1:06:30
Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because I brought up to people, I was like, you know, if it happened today, people would go nuts. I was like, but, like, my wrestling coach used to shower with us after practice.
1:06:40
El Guapo: Mmm…
1:06:41
Testecleese: And everyone's like, oh, that's weird. It's like, he doesn't want ringworm either. You know what I mean?
1:06:45
El Guapo: Mmm…
1:06:46
Testecleese: I know, exactly, but then it wasn't a big deal, the dude just… and he actually almost got in trouble because one of the dudes was goofing up and, like, spit water on him, he pretended to, like, throw a punch, busted his eye open for stitches, and we're all like, he slipped on the tiles, hit his head on the floor.
1:07:02
Testecleese: because that was genuine, just…
1:07:06
Testecleese: I'm getting cleaned. But this guy was hitting kids and touching them.
1:07:11
Testecleese: And was a principal!
1:07:15
Testecleese: Versus my wrestling coach was a teacher, he did tech systems. He taught us how to build, like, rockets and stuff like that, you know?
1:07:23
El Guapo: That's okay, man. Right now, we all just 24-year-old, 23-year-old having sex with the students and shit, so yeah, it is what it is.
1:07:31
Testecleese: When I was in high school, Coach Knight was, like, 40.
1:07:36
El Guapo: I know, now we got fuckin'… all these fuckin' teachers, the 23, 20-something, they need to go to fuckin' middle school or elementary school.
1:07:45
El Guapo: You know? No, no, no, no, I was saying, like, to teach. No, high school, you know.
1:07:51
El Guapo: Because they… I don't know, something…
1:07:53
Testecleese: Yeah, you're right, you're a 23-year-old woman, right?
1:07:56
El Guapo: You don't think the 18-year-old dude's gonna be like, damn, she's hot!
1:08:00
Testecleese: Right? Yeah.
1:08:01
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:08:02
Testecleese: And I get it, but that's that student's issue to deal with. She's not supposed to sleep with them, and as you said, it's become more and more common for these, especially women teachers, to sleep with their students.
1:08:13
El Guapo: I know, and you know what? There's a lot of female-women teachers and male teachers, they're not, like, 50-50.
1:08:19
El Guapo: I tell you what.
1:08:19
Testecleese: Normally…
1:08:20
El Guapo: Rebec.
1:08:21
Testecleese: It's funny you say that, because I read an article recently about
1:08:24
Testecleese: This guy, he was a teacher.
1:08:27
Testecleese: And he got in a ton of trouble.
1:08:30
Testecleese: At the playground.
1:08:33
Testecleese: just hanging out at the playground, or whatever, like, at the… it was the park, but there was a playground, he was sitting at the bench, and everyone's like, who is this guy? Why is this guy here? He doesn't have any kids here, he's a pervert, and all this other stuff. He's like.
1:08:44
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:08:44
Testecleese: And he ended up quitting his job teaching because of that. And then, it turns out, like, 2 months later, everyone's like, we need more men teachers. It's like, you call them fucking pedophiles!
1:08:53
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:08:54
Testecleese: Who wants that job?
1:08:56
Testecleese: Nobody.
1:09:00
Testecleese: Meanwhile, moving on from communist Massachusetts.
1:09:04
Brian McFadden: On to Chicago.
1:09:05
Testecleese: Chicago!
1:09:06
El Guapo: is…
1:09:08
Testecleese: They know that these people legally own firearms, with all the paperwork, everything they need, right?
1:09:13
Brian McFadden: That's a lot of paperwork.
1:09:15
Testecleese: Yes, it is, especially in Chicago.
1:09:17
Testecleese: But they're charging them anyway, trying to bankrupt gun owners, because they have to defend themselves in courts.
1:09:24
Testecleese: They know they're gonna lose the case, but they know that's gonna cost you everything you have to stay out of prison. And it's like, why can't just showing up with my license be good enough?
1:09:33
El Guapo: Right?
1:09:34
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:09:35
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:09:36
Testecleese: It's not. Do you know what… do you know what kind of, license I need here in West Virginia?
1:09:40
El Guapo: None. None?
1:09:41
Testecleese: None, even for concealed carry.
1:09:44
Testecleese: Because it's my fucking right, I used to have to have no felonies.
1:09:49
Testecleese: Which is funny, I'll do my paperwork for my background check.
1:09:53
Testecleese: They hand… I pay for it, they hand me my gun, and then run the paperwork. And if it comes back bad, they send the cops to my house to come take it away, you know?
1:10:02
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:10:04
Testecleese: Yeah, it's just… you know these people are legally owning these things, but you're charging them anyway, because you know it's going to hurt them financially. They may lose their house.
1:10:14
Testecleese: Great. Tell you what. Let's bankrupt the gun owners and hope nothing bad happens, right?
1:10:22
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:10:23
Testecleese: Crimea.
1:10:25
Testecleese: I don't know who this guy is, Victor Davis Hansen?
1:10:30
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, he's a fucking, you never heard of him?
1:10:33
Testecleese: No.
1:10:34
El Guapo: Oh, dude, he does a lot of, he's.
1:10:37
Testecleese: He's the Senior Institution Senior Fellow.
1:10:40
El Guapo: Yeah, he does, it's a story, a lot of fucking, Greek mythology, classicals, he does through classicals and stuff. So he always compares, like…
1:10:49
Testecleese: Yeah, alright.
1:10:50
Testecleese: No, go ahead, I'm very interested.
1:10:53
El Guapo: No, he used, what did… what did I send you to you about him?
1:10:57
Brian McFadden: He said, Madani's ideology is what is gonna be the future of the Democratic.
1:11:02
El Guapo: Oh, I was sending it to you guys, so you could watch it. He was getting inputs about it, you know, how this happened back in, you know, in history, like, shit like this, you know?
1:11:16
El Guapo: He was comparing what happened to history, yeah.
1:11:18
Testecleese: Is this going to be what happens to the Democratic Party, or is the Democrat Party going to collapse under its own weight?
1:11:26
El Guapo: It is the oldest political party on the planet, you know that, right? I know, but it's just… it's getting, they're not filtering people out. They're not… they don't got the balls to say, no, you cannot join the party because you got crazy ideologies and stuff, you know?
1:11:43
Testecleese: socialism only seems to show up in waves as capitalism has done well. Then the socialists step up and say, let's take all this money and redistribute it. And it's like, then why am I gonna keep working so hard?
1:11:57
Testecleese: Because it's the right thing to do. It's like, yeah, but you're gonna take my money and give it to the crackhead.
1:12:01
Testecleese: Why, why would I… Why don't I…
1:12:04
Brian McFadden: Point in it.
1:12:04
Testecleese: crack, then why don't I just go smoke crack and get paid?
1:12:12
Testecleese: You guys know Michael Rapoport?
1:12:14
El Guapo: Yeah, the fucking crazy, comedian.
1:12:17
Testecleese: Yeah, I've enjoyed a lot of his comedy.
1:12:20
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's… and he's, you know, I've enjoyed a lot of the shows he ends up on, too, you know.
1:12:26
Testecleese: Yes, he was on My Name is Earl a lot.
1:12:28
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:12:30
Testecleese: But he came out very, very anti-Trump a while ago, and then, over the years, he's starting to realize how terrible his decisions were in terms of politics.
1:12:39
El Guapo: Has…
1:12:40
Brian McFadden: Because he said his wife was… his wife was groped in Times Square. He doesn't feel safe in New York City anymore.
1:12:47
El Guapo: By what, another white guy?
1:12:49
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:12:50
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:12:52
El Guapo: Typical white guy.
1:12:54
Testecleese: Yeah, but yeah, he's like, this is getting out of control, I don't feel safe here anymore. It's like, dude, did you vote for the…
1:12:59
El Guapo: Yeah, stay there, stay there, don't move nowhere, we don't need you.
1:13:03
Testecleese: I was like, did you vote to defund the police?
1:13:07
Testecleese: Maybe that's why your kid… your wife's getting felt up by strangers in the park, you know?
1:13:11
El Guapo: Yeah, if you had to move, move upstate. Nowhere else.
1:13:16
Testecleese: Oh, no, moved to Massachusetts, moved to Chicago, Illinois.
1:13:20
El Guapo: Virginia's full, we don't need him in here. We fool.
1:13:22
Testecleese: You guys are… you guys are already sliding down that slippery slope, and you know it. Youngkin only showed up… only won that election, because all that shit about Northam came out with his, blackface.
1:13:36
El Guapo: Yeah, and they're fucking killing the babies and shit like that.
1:13:38
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, we should, we should…
1:13:40
El Guapo: And right now.
1:13:40
Testecleese: Make them comfortable.
1:13:42
El Guapo: And you know what? Who voted for all of this? Fucking white liberal woman.
1:13:46
Testecleese: It's always white liberal women. Yeah, they're like, majority of them were white liberal women, they bought it for all of this shit. Well, it's because your average white liberal woman has never felt, any adversity in her entire life. No, they get bored, they got nothing else to do, they're fucking like, dude. They feel comfortable about themselves.
1:14:02
El Guapo: Their fucking… worst thing ever come out of me ever invented is fucking vacuum dishwasher.
1:14:09
El Guapo: Fucking… all this other shit, they don't got nothing else to do.
1:14:13
El Guapo: You know?
1:14:14
Testecleese: It's interesting you say that, because I actually just saw some polls recently.
1:14:19
Testecleese: Household chores are being… over 50% being done by men right now.
1:14:24
El Guapo: Yeah, in the work… in the house, yeah.
1:14:27
Testecleese: In the housework, yeah. And it's funny, because a lot of women are like, that's because women work. It's like, the dudes are working too, except they might die at work. You have a fucking corner office with AC. That guy's working in a fucking sawmill, okay? Yeah. And then he comes home and cleans the cat box, and does the dishes.
1:14:46
El Guapo: Like, look at me, dude, I'm a truck driver. I could fucking die in a car… truck accident, like, this guy probably… poor guy probably died on Tuesday, you know?
1:14:54
Testecleese: Dude, I was a welder with epilepsy. I was just waiting to die!
1:14:59
Ron Pascoe: I've got a gun, this is in other words.
1:15:03
El Guapo: To what?
1:15:04
Ron Pascoe: Come on.
1:15:06
Brian McFadden: How are you gonna go.
1:15:08
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, mate, there's a fire getting close to me.
1:15:12
Brian McFadden: Alright, well…
1:15:13
El Guapo: Oh, well…
1:15:14
Testecleese: Stay safe, man, turn on your sprinklers.
1:15:17
El Guapo: Yeah, but get a gas mask, dude.
1:15:19
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I've got a couple of you from work, mate. Thanks, guys, I'll talk to yous later on.
1:15:24
Brian McFadden: Don't be safe.
1:15:24
Testecleese: Whitey.
1:15:27
El Guapo: So, I was, a couple years ago with my ex-wife, we were watching TV. I was watching some guy from North Carolina, I mean, from California.
1:15:35
El Guapo: And he came out with a commercial selling gas masks and stuff. It's like, why would you need a gas mask? Like, well, he's got California, and most likely a wildfire, you know?
1:15:45
Testecleese: Yeah. I got a gas mask, I got a real gas mask, not even, like, a smoke filter?
1:15:53
Testecleese: Not sure if I'm gonna tell anyone where I got it from, because I'm not sure if I stole it or not.
1:15:59
Brian McFadden: I put my money on you, dude.
1:16:01
Testecleese: Probably. I'm pretty sure I wasn't allowed to take it with me.
1:16:05
Testecleese: But… you guys had the same gas mask as me, the MPU240, or whatever it is?
1:16:11
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:16:12
Brian McFadden: That sucker's a bunch!
1:16:13
Testecleese: Yeah, Chupapa, you're right. The Chupapa Pa.
1:16:17
Testecleese: Sucker's a monster, isn't it?
1:16:21
Testecleese: Yep. I never trusted gas masks until they fucking tear-gassed me, and I put it on, I was like, I can breathe!
1:16:29
Testecleese: Oh, my goodness.
1:16:31
Testecleese: Michigan. Michigan, again, this is great.
1:16:34
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:16:35
Testecleese: There's a dude running for,
1:16:37
Testecleese: Office in Michigan. What, what position?
1:16:40
El Guapo: Familiar.
1:16:42
Testecleese: Roaring for Congress in Michigan.
1:16:44
El Guapo: Oh, was it?
1:16:46
Testecleese: Well, this guy. He, he's a furry. He identifies as, I want to say, a groundhog or a hedgehog.
1:16:54
Testecleese: Furry, who identifies as a honey badger.
1:16:58
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
1:16:58
Testecleese: Great.
1:16:58
Brian McFadden: Scenario.
1:17:00
Testecleese: Yep. Celebrate the assassinations of, Charlie Kirk and the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson. I was banned from X for saying America deserved 9-11.
1:17:09
Brian McFadden: And he's a Republican?
1:17:11
Testecleese: Democrat primary in the competitive House seat in Michigan.
1:17:18
Testecleese: This was something… back to the gay marriage thing, this is something that the Republicans brought up, that
1:17:26
Testecleese: It's gonna get out of control in a hurry. With the… in terms of furry?
1:17:31
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:17:31
Testecleese: And I remember an SNL sketch with Jack Black making jokes.
1:17:36
Testecleese: And the Republicans are like, yo, you're gonna start teaching kids about sodomy in school. And like, that'll never happen! And then the Republicans win, like, haha, we lied. Meanwhile, they're teaching children about sodomy in school right now.
1:17:49
Brian McFadden: Boop.
1:17:50
Testecleese: The TJ kid scatting? You ever heard of this shit?
1:17:53
El Guapo: -
1:17:55
Testecleese: Inhuman shit in a sexual act.
1:17:59
Brian McFadden: When the apocalypse happens, that's what we're gonna have to eat.
1:18:03
Testecleese: No, you'll die!
1:18:05
Testecleese: It's the waste and the poison your liver and pancreas and kidneys have filtered out.
1:18:11
Testecleese: But these guys don't believe. It's crazy. Trust the scientists, and then they say, I don't believe any of that shit.
1:18:18
Testecleese: Okay?
1:18:20
Brian McFadden: Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Nancy Pelosi has made a huge announcement.
1:18:25
Testecleese: Well, hold on. There were rumors!
1:18:28
Testecleese: And her office came up and did everything they could to not answer the question.
1:18:34
Testecleese: Speak about it, right?
1:18:36
Brian McFadden: Because Nancy Pelosi had to get a couple more stock trades in before the announcement came out.
1:18:41
Testecleese: Yes, she's, not gonna be running for re-election, right?
1:18:45
Brian McFadden: That's right.
1:18:48
Brian McFadden: At 84 years old, she's retiring, gonna move in full-time with Paul Pelosi, and just live on their investment income.
1:18:57
Testecleese: Well…
1:18:57
Brian McFadden: And maybe keep the refrigerator stocked with ice cream.
1:19:02
Testecleese: Yes, no, you're right, it was Elizabeth Warren
1:19:05
Testecleese: That was like, I'm like everyone else. You want a beer, honey? And she offered, like, a $17 bottle of beer. And I was like, bitch, you ain't like everyone else!
1:19:15
Testecleese: I'm drinking Mill al-like, okay?
1:19:18
Brian McFadden: Yep, times were tough for COVID for Nancy Pelosi with her ice cream freezer.
1:19:23
Testecleese: Yes. Yeah, it was full, like, Ben & Jerry's and stuff, it's like, that shit's, like, $15, $20 a pint, and you got, like, 75 of them in there.
1:19:32
Brian McFadden: That's right.
1:19:33
Testecleese: But here's the terrifying thing, Brian. Guapo.
1:19:36
Testecleese: Who's gonna fill her spot? Is it gonna be some fucking AOC millennial?
1:19:42
Brian McFadden: Kabala Harris.
1:19:46
Testecleese: You know what? That's actually not… a terrible prediction, Ryan.
1:19:51
Testecleese: I didn't even think of that. I was thinking Kamala was gonna run for president, but she may just take Senate, sit in the Senate for a couple terms.
1:19:57
Brian McFadden: Oh, how's the representatives?
1:19:59
El Guapo: And run for president.
1:20:03
Brian McFadden: I don't think she… she could… she probably could win the… I think she's got a better shot of House of Representatives in Pelosi's seat than she does ever winning in…
1:20:18
Brian McFadden: They're not gonna nominate her for president again, because she failed.
1:20:23
Brian McFadden: Even though her book tour of 107 days…
1:20:28
Brian McFadden: of… the title of the book is a fucking flop, and… you know, she blamed it all on Biden and his administration for not giving him more time to win.
1:20:39
Testecleese: No, no.
1:20:40
El Guapo: It's funny, because this is all…
1:20:41
Brian McFadden: If you would have had more time, it would have only been worse.
1:20:46
Brian McFadden: Nobody liked her. She's not a very charismatic person, she's not personable. Nobody wants…
1:20:52
Brian McFadden: Just like Corrine Jean-Pierre right now, she's being torn apart by the left for her book.
1:20:58
Brian McFadden: Actually, her book tour is going worse than Kamala's did.
1:21:01
Testecleese: Oh, yeah, she's getting ripped apart.
1:21:03
Brian McFadden: Because she's not on the… well, one reason she's getting ripped apart is she's no longer identifying as a Democrat.
1:21:11
El Guapo: Correct.
1:21:12
Testecleese: Correct, but another reason is, is the same reason why I feel violated as an American citizen, because I am also a black, queer, immigrant woman, and you cannot tell me how I identify. To quote.
1:21:26
Brian McFadden: But every other word out of her mouth, she is that, you know? That… every other word is, like, that's how she's identified her whole life.
1:21:36
Testecleese: That's her preempting the race card. Yeah. If you disagree with me, I'm gonna call you a racist, a homophobe, and a xenophobe, you know, and a misogynist. And it's like, you were the press secretary, and you didn't notice any of this shit, but the rest of your party did, and at least kept quiet until it was too late. And you're still saying Joe is sharp as a tack.
1:21:56
Testecleese: Like, even Mr. Potato Head over there was CNN? Is he still at CNN?
1:22:02
El Guapo: No.
1:22:03
Testecleese: It was like, no, you're wrong. You know?
1:22:07
Testecleese: Alright.
1:22:08
Testecleese: Carry us on, Brian, I gotta, relieve myself.
1:22:12
Brian McFadden: Alright, so there was a New Jersey election bomb threat, They shut down polling sites.
1:22:21
El Guapo: In the, Republican area.
1:22:23
Brian McFadden: Magically, the, Democrat won there.
1:22:27
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:22:29
Brian McFadden: But this is another case that we talked about earlier that said the Trump voters just didn't show up to vote in this election.
1:22:37
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:22:39
Brian McFadden: Then that's typically what happens in these weird off-year elections.
1:22:44
Brian McFadden: And then, there were several New York City polling locations that were swatted.
1:22:51
El Guapo: Oh, God.
1:22:54
Brian McFadden: I bet they weren't in,
1:22:56
Brian McFadden: heavily favored Madame areas of the city.
1:23:01
El Guapo: Nope.
1:23:06
Brian McFadden: And then Trump, at the last minute, tried to get New York City voters to vote for Comey over Madame, even though Comey was an Independent, Silva was a Republican.
1:23:18
Brian McFadden: And Madame was the Democrat, quote-unquote, because he doesn't even identify as a Democrat.
1:23:24
Testecleese: Yeah. And I've heard a lot of people saying that, what, Siwa, or whatever?
1:23:29
Brian McFadden: Well, Silva…
1:23:30
Testecleese: Yeah, I've heard it pronounced a bunch of ways. Had he dropped out and endorsed Cuomo, then Mom Donnie wouldn't have won.
1:23:38
Testecleese: anyone who voted for Siwa, Silwa, whatever, was never, ever gonna vote for Cuomo.
1:23:43
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:23:44
Testecleese: That's why they voted for him instead of Cuomo.
1:23:46
Brian McFadden: They would have probably voted for Chuck Norris before they voted for either one of those two.
1:23:50
Testecleese: Exactly.
1:23:53
Testecleese: You know, and… gotta give them a little bit of credit for standing by their principles, knowing that.
1:23:59
Brian McFadden: Sova was offered millions of dollars to drop out of the race, and he turned it down.
1:24:05
Testecleese: Doesn't he run every time?
1:24:09
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
1:24:11
Brian McFadden: But…
1:24:11
El Guapo: Hello?
1:24:15
Brian McFadden: He's a New Yorker, born and bred, you know? He's trying to do what's best for the city.
1:24:22
Testecleese: Yeah, you could say that.
1:24:23
Brian McFadden: The problem is that… the city…
1:24:27
El Guapo: Very liberal.
1:24:28
Brian McFadden: We're too liberal for him.
1:24:30
El Guapo: run by white liberals.
1:24:33
El Guapo: Fresh out of NYU.
1:24:35
Brian McFadden: This, this Muslim person… That, you know, 25 years after 9-11.
1:24:40
Testecleese: Ugandan Muslim.
1:24:43
Brian McFadden: One, as mayor of New York.
1:24:46
Brian McFadden: Got 35% of the Jewish vote.
1:24:51
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:24:51
El Guapo: You're gonna learn today?
1:24:54
Testecleese: Yeah… I got a feeling, Mom Donnie is gonna be the second coming of Moses.
1:25:00
Testecleese: He's gonna lead all the Jews out of New York City.
1:25:04
El Guapo: Excellent.
1:25:05
Brian McFadden: Sweet.
1:25:05
Testecleese: Yeah, Exodus, exactly. Frickin'… what is it, this… Was that the second book?
1:25:13
Testecleese: of the Old Testament? Was it Genesis, then Exodus?
1:25:16
Brian McFadden: I guess so.
1:25:17
Testecleese: Am I missing, like, Deuteronomy in there somewhere?
1:25:19
Brian McFadden: No, X is… I don't… I think it's… I don't think good around…
1:25:23
Testecleese: long time since I studied Old Testament, you know what I mean?
1:25:26
Brian McFadden: Well, Manami said NYPD boots were laced by the IDF.
1:25:34
Testecleese: And then the Jews voted for him anyway. First of all.
1:25:38
Testecleese: What do you mean boots are laced? Are you implying that they're, they got jackboots like Nazis?
1:25:44
Testecleese: I don't know. Which is…
1:25:46
Brian McFadden: You know what he meant by that.
1:25:47
Testecleese: as soon as he won the election, he said he's not going to, reduce the police force, he's not gonna do any of that stuff. It's like, so he lied to your face.
1:25:55
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:25:55
Testecleese: And then admitted he lied to you.
1:25:58
El Guapo: Yep. Ain't asking for money now.
1:26:00
Brian McFadden: But nearly a million New Yorkers are ready to flee North City. Well, this is old.
1:26:06
El Guapo: Go to the baby.
1:26:07
Brian McFadden: Game mayor, so that means a million people are gonna leave New York.
1:26:12
Testecleese: Yeah, they're predicting 9%, and it's funny, because there's been a bunch of interviews of people going into, like, New York City and asking folks, and they're like, good, let them leave, fuck them all, let's double that, let's make it 18%.
1:26:23
Testecleese: And he's like, well, you know, these are gonna be, like, the millionaires and the billionaires, and they're all like, good, good, we don't want them here! He goes, who's gonna pay for all of this stuff that you want funded by the billionaires? And this one lady was like, what do you mean? He goes, well, if all the people making all this money that you hate leave, you can't tax them anymore.
1:26:41
Brian McFadden: One of the first people to leave New York City was Rush Limbaugh.
1:26:45
Testecleese: Yes.
1:26:46
Brian McFadden: He went to Florida, now Hannity's in Florida. Everybody, everybody knows anybody, everybody has any wealth that was in New York City for a period of time, they have moved out of the state.
1:26:59
Testecleese: No.
1:26:59
Testecleese: I know I bring this guy up a lot. Tim Poole actually was talking about this the other day.
1:27:06
Testecleese: And he wouldn't reveal his sources, but he's in touch with a lot of people, because he's got, like, a big show.
1:27:11
Testecleese: He said a lot of prominent Republicans in cities like New York or Boston, etc.
1:27:17
Testecleese: They already have plans in place to disappear into a remote area, and they're not gonna tell anyone when they do it or where they're going, just like Tucker Carlson did.
1:27:28
Testecleese: But yeah, who's gonna pay for this shit? And again, that woman, once she started to realize it wouldn't be funded, she's like, well, I don't know, who would pay for it? And he said, YOU!
1:27:39
Testecleese: And she's like, well, I'm not wealthy. He's like, you're shopping on Fifth Avenue.
1:27:44
Testecleese: It's like, once the millionaires leave, the 100,000aires are the people with the money that are gonna get taxed to fund all this. He's like, well, then I'll just leave New York. It's like, okay, so you're gonna vote to destroy it and then take off as soon as it's destroyed, then probably vote…
1:27:56
Brian McFadden: And that's why, Governor Abbott has said that he, he is putting a, basically a tariff in place for anybody wanting to move to Texas from New York.
1:28:07
Testecleese: Is he allowed to do that?
1:28:10
Brian McFadden: He's the guy, he can tax them all however he wants to. They're people moving in, you know?
1:28:16
Testecleese: Yeah, I was just wondering if you were allowed to do attacks like that.
1:28:20
Testecleese: Interestingly, I've never thought…
1:28:22
Brian McFadden: The problem is that… and they've already experienced it in Texas, they've already experienced it in Florida, you got these idiots moving from these
1:28:31
Brian McFadden: California and New York!
1:28:34
Testecleese: Oh, it turned to shit.
1:28:34
Brian McFadden: In their bowing habits, they're just moving in and, like, swaying everything to the left.
1:28:40
Testecleese: That was something I brought, made a point to say to people around here when I mentioned that I came from Mass.
1:28:45
Testecleese: Because they always give me this look.
1:28:47
Testecleese: And I'm like, don't worry, it's not even like… I did bring my voting habits with me, but don't worry, I left because I didn't agree with them up there.
1:28:56
Testecleese: But the problem is, And don't get me wrong, I am guilty of this too.
1:29:01
Testecleese: Problem is, as people flee these cities.
1:29:04
Testecleese: These cities are gonna get further and further left.
1:29:07
Testecleese: They're gonna get more and more crazy, and then your red strongholds are gonna do the same thing, they're gonna get further and further…
1:29:15
Testecleese: safer and then further right, but really, what's far right these days? I mean…
1:29:18
Testecleese: Thinking you shouldn't kill a baby after it was, 20 minutes after it was born is considered far right now, you know?
1:29:23
El Guapo: Well, no, they're believing they should kill babies and stuff like that, so the population's gonna decrease, and I don't have to worry about the man, because they don't get the low testosterone.
1:29:34
Testecleese: And we're getting to the point where all men are low testosterone. Apparently…
1:29:38
El Guapo: No, no.
1:29:39
Testecleese: Just read an article today. Just read an article today.
1:29:42
Testecleese: how your average American consumes about a credit card's worth of plastic every month. I know, microplastic and stuff like that.
1:29:49
El Guapo: It's getting into your testicles.
1:29:52
El Guapo: Yeah, I know, so that's what I thought I tried to get.
1:29:54
Testecleese: It's not good for you.
1:29:56
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:29:56
Brian McFadden: You got a… you got an audio for Hasan Piker?
1:30:00
Testecleese: I don't. I just wanted to bring him up because, his name's been up around a lot.
1:30:05
El Guapo: Cool.
1:30:06
Testecleese: Like, I mentioned to you before the show, he was, when we played that Podcaster vs. Terrace game, he was the podcaster every time.
1:30:13
Testecleese: You saw his whole dog thing, right?
1:30:16
El Guapo: Yeah, it's…
1:30:17
Testecleese: Sapped the dog because he was getting up, yeah.
1:30:20
El Guapo: We got a lot of shit for the left.
1:30:23
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, they're upset about him zapping his dog, but not when he said the United States deserved 9-11. Because they don't like the United States. Then why are you here?
1:30:34
Testecleese: Why are you inviting people in?
1:30:37
Testecleese: but yeah, he just got into more trouble.
1:30:40
El Guapo: Because…
1:30:42
Testecleese: after this election with Mom, Donnie, he did an interview with someone, like, at the…
1:30:47
Testecleese: Where they celebrated a victory thing.
1:30:50
Testecleese: And he basically said something about the USSR falling, and he's like, oh, that's too bad, you know, maybe they rest in peace. Like, dude!
1:31:00
Testecleese: What the fuck? Why don't you go to Venezuela if you want this so much, right?
1:31:06
Testecleese: I just… we never talk about this guy.
1:31:08
Testecleese: He's, like, the biggest thing, on the left-wing podcast right now, and his name never comes up.
1:31:17
Testecleese: Anyway… Back to people leaving New York City.
1:31:23
Testecleese: the commissioner of the, fire department of New York
1:31:27
Testecleese: Has resigned his role and is leaving.
1:31:32
Testecleese: Yeah, he said, I just don't… he didn't give a real answer answer, but he's like, I just don't think I…
1:31:38
Testecleese: Yeah, well, one, he's Jewish.
1:31:40
Testecleese: And two, you know that the…
1:31:43
Testecleese: Mom, Donnie's, I don't know, gonna demand too much of these guys, he's probably gonna fire him anyway.
1:31:49
Testecleese: I got a feeling the police commissioner is going to be fired, even though she, supports Mom Donnie.
1:31:59
Testecleese: That's just my guess.
1:32:02
Testecleese: Because, he hates police, right?
1:32:07
El Guapo: Yep. What, he's saying he wants that close and…
1:32:10
Testecleese: Empty Rikers Island. Not even transfer of these people somewhere else, empty Rikers Island.
1:32:15
Testecleese: So let's take the most dangerous criminals in New York City.
1:32:19
Testecleese: And turn them back loose on the streets.
1:32:23
Testecleese: Okay.
1:32:24
Testecleese: We'll see how that works, just just remember New York.
1:32:29
Testecleese: West Virginia is full of backwater, inbred hillbillies. You don't want to come out here. They all own guns. They hunt.
1:32:37
Testecleese: They marry their sisters, okay?
1:32:40
El Guapo: They're racist, they're racist.
1:32:43
Testecleese: Every single one of them. If you're not at least as white as I am, which I look whiter with the lights on me, if you're not at least as white as I am, they will hang you, okay?
1:32:53
Testecleese: So don't come here.
1:32:55
Testecleese: Yep, yep, we're full.
1:32:56
El Guapo: You guys can go to Virginia, because it's only one.
1:32:59
Testecleese: And it's only one… it's only one step away from New York.
1:33:02
El Guapo: No, we're racist, dude, we're racist.
1:33:04
Testecleese: And Virginia's closer to most of New York City.
1:33:08
El Guapo: You know how racist we are? We had an opportunity to elect a black lady, and we elected a white lady.
1:33:13
Testecleese: I'm just a white lady, a white Jew.
1:33:16
El Guapo: Oh, oh, no, no, no, a CIA white Jew lady.
1:33:20
El Guapo: Yeah, let's go…
1:33:21
Testecleese: Yeah, well, good luck with that one, because Northern Virginia is already… Insane with their craziness.
1:33:30
Testecleese: Alright.
1:33:31
El Guapo: I'm outta here. I'm outta here. I gotta get up in the morning. Yeah, I gotta get up in the morning.
1:33:40
Testecleese: Brian, remember that Democrat, that woman who was running for office that said, yeah, well, I'm an illegal immigrant too?
1:33:47
Brian McFadden: Hmm?
1:33:48
Testecleese: And, like, her dad lied on the paperwork and all that stuff.
1:33:51
Testecleese: Yeah, she, she won office.
1:33:55
Brian McFadden: How?
1:33:57
Testecleese: She's not President of the United States. Apparently, they are… Where was this?
1:34:04
Testecleese: I think, I want to say Ohio, but I'm not sure.
1:34:08
Testecleese: Oh, Minnesota! There we go.
1:34:10
Brian McFadden: She's gonna be the mayor of Minnesota.
1:34:14
Brian McFadden: I'm surprised you can be the mayor in Minnesota, not be a U.S, be here legally.
1:34:20
Testecleese: What are you talking about? Minnesota's in Minneapolis, right?
1:34:23
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:34:24
Testecleese: or Minneapolis, Venice. Mayor… must not… must not be Mayor of Minneap… Minnesota. Minnesota's a city, right?
1:34:31
Brian McFadden: Minnesota's a state.
1:34:32
Testecleese: I thought Minneapolis was a state.
1:34:35
Brian McFadden: Minnesota, you got it backwards.
1:34:38
Brian McFadden: Minneapolis is the capital of Minnesota.
1:34:42
Testecleese: Yeah, and… Yeah, okay, she's… she's mayor in a Minnesota town. St. Paul.
1:34:50
Testecleese: St. Paul, Minnesota.
1:34:54
Testecleese: But yeah, she's like, oh yeah, we're here illegally, and then they went and elected her anyway. So, let's watch Trump go ahead and denaturalize her, because, lied on the paperwork.
1:35:05
Brian McFadden: Is that what you're gonna do in Madame?
1:35:08
Testecleese: Mamdani could be, too, because didn't he… hasn't he shown support to terrorist organizations, which is against the visa laws, or all the laws to get citizenship?
1:35:18
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:35:20
Testecleese: We'll see. What do you think would happen if Trump actually denaturalized Momdani and kicked him out of the country?
1:35:25
Brian McFadden: Shit storm.
1:35:28
Testecleese: So, okay, what happens if Trump lets Mom Donnie
1:35:33
Testecleese: destroy New York for a year and a half, and then kicks them out.
1:35:39
Testecleese: Do you think they would still defend Mondani, or would they blame Trump from.
1:35:44
Brian McFadden: Trump's always gonna be the one to blame.
1:35:47
Testecleese: Well, that's what gets me, is when this shit doesn't work in New York, they're gonna blame Trump.
1:35:52
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:35:52
Testecleese: And it's like, I thought you guys had a socialist utopia that was gonna be self-sufficient. Why do you need federal funding?
1:35:59
Testecleese: Right?
1:36:00
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:36:01
Testecleese: I don't know. I guess I'm a fucking idiot for asking obvious questions.
1:36:09
Testecleese: This one's interesting. Lawmakers in Illinois have
1:36:14
Testecleese: passed or approved a bill, anyway, banning, detaining illegal immigrants near courthouses, and nobody…
1:36:22
Brian McFadden: party?
1:36:23
Testecleese: Well, no matter how much digging I could do.
1:36:26
Testecleese: I could not find out what they meant by near.
1:36:30
Brian McFadden: I don't think they have the authority to supersede…
1:36:34
Testecleese: federal government.
1:36:35
Brian McFadden: Federal, federal people coming in to do this.
1:36:38
Testecleese: Because I'm pretty sure federal agents can bring their firearms into a gun-free school zone, too, and there's nothing you can do about it, right?
1:36:44
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:36:46
Testecleese: But what counts as near? Like.
1:36:49
Testecleese: relatively, referring to Einstein here, the entire state of Illinois is near a courthouse.
1:36:57
Brian McFadden: No. Compared to Australia.
1:36:59
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:37:01
Testecleese: Like, you guys made this so vague that you could just, no matter what happens, you could claim it was near a courthouse. And let's be real.
1:37:09
Testecleese: They're collecting these guys in the courtrooms, in the courthouses, because you know they're unarmed.
1:37:15
Testecleese: You know what I mean? You know they're not… there's less of a fight to be put up with.
1:37:19
Testecleese: So, what, now we have to go chasing down the fucking streets where the gangs are, they're gonna shoot at people?
1:37:28
Testecleese: And this is what's… man, it's an 80-20 issue. 80% of Americans agree we need to do something with these illegal immigrants. But you have a handful of loud assholes, and then the politicians take that side.
1:37:42
Testecleese: And then for some reason, the people that say, get rid of them are taking the sides of the… keep voting for these same politicians.
1:37:49
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:37:49
Testecleese: It's like, you're literally voting against what you said you want to do.
1:37:55
Brian McFadden: They don't care.
1:37:57
Testecleese: I… I guess.
1:37:59
Brian McFadden: It's stupid.
1:38:03
Testecleese: Okay, a Mexican mayor?
1:38:05
Testecleese: voted in Kansas?
1:38:09
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:38:11
Testecleese: I thought that was absolutely impossible.
1:38:15
Testecleese: Because it was illegal, right?
1:38:18
Testecleese: We don't need to check IDs, because it's already illegal to vote if you're a felon or an illegal immigrant.
1:38:23
Testecleese: It's like, well, then why do you have gun laws? It's already illegal to murder people.
1:38:28
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:38:29
Testecleese: That… that argument gets lost on all these people.
1:38:33
Brian McFadden: Like, well, sometimes people break the law, like.
1:38:40
Testecleese: Yeah, meanwhile, Chicago, until recently, had a higher… DC, actually, even worse, had a higher murder rate than,
1:38:48
Testecleese: Oh my god, what's the capital, Afghanistan?
1:38:51
Testecleese: not Bodrum.
1:38:53
Testecleese: Yeah, Bodrum?
1:38:54
Brian McFadden: Bagram.
1:38:56
Testecleese: Yeah. Bagram.
1:38:59
Testecleese: Jeez.
1:39:00
Testecleese: Come on, man.
1:39:02
Testecleese: And, chicago.
1:39:07
Testecleese: Back to Illinois.
1:39:09
Testecleese: They found this drug lord, here illegally, They've arrested him.
1:39:16
Testecleese: And do you know why the Democrats aren't losing their shit about arresting this illegal immigrant?
1:39:21
Brian McFadden: No.
1:39:22
Testecleese: He's Polish.
1:39:23
Testecleese: not Hispanic.
1:39:26
Brian McFadden: Hmm.
1:39:27
Testecleese: So, you know, the white guy, go ahead and arrest him.
1:39:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:39:31
Testecleese: And it's like, hmm, you shouldn't have said the white guy, you should have said.
1:39:34
Testecleese: The guy's shipping drugs from around the world here.
1:39:40
Testecleese: okay, remember Hannah Dugan?
1:39:46
Testecleese: The judge… yeah, the judge that helped that, illegal slip out the back door when I.
1:39:51
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, huh?
1:39:53
Testecleese: The immigrant's been picked up.
1:39:57
Testecleese: And he's, about to be deported back to Mexico.
1:40:01
Testecleese: Charlotte.
1:40:02
Brian McFadden: Good.
1:40:03
Testecleese: She got herself in trouble, and he's getting deported anyway. Good job, lady. You know, you might go to prison now.
1:40:13
Testecleese: And, do you remember the, the Chinese dudes, that were at the… at Mizzou, I think it was? University of Michigan? I don't know if there's a difference.
1:40:22
Brian McFadden: No, University of Michigan.
1:40:24
Testecleese: Yeah, that were busted, smuggling illegal, like.
1:40:28
Testecleese: Pathogens, like viruses into this country.
1:40:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:40:32
Testecleese: biological matter. Three more got picked up. Maybe we need to stop letting the Chinese send their people here to learn how to, create super viruses.
1:40:43
Brian McFadden: The problem is, the Chinese pay full tuition to come to our universities, where
1:40:50
Brian McFadden: people in the States pay a hell of a lot less, so… One of the ways that these universities stay in business is by foreign students.
1:41:00
Testecleese: They don't have to be foreign, all they have to be is from outside of their own… their own state.
1:41:05
Testecleese: in-state people get cheaper tuition. If I was to go to University of Michigan, I would pay full price.
1:41:13
Testecleese: It's just, it's… it's getting to the point
1:41:18
Testecleese: I shouldn't even say getting to the point. It's gotten to the point, dude.
1:41:22
Testecleese: where I'm not even willing to have a discussion about this stuff with people that
1:41:25
Testecleese: vote Democrat, unless they're… unless they seem reasonable.
1:41:30
Brian McFadden: Fair enough.
1:41:31
Testecleese: Because they're just gonna lie to you, and then you show them the evidence, and they're gonna find some excuse. They would rather appear stupid.
1:41:40
Testecleese: No. Then wrong.
1:41:43
Testecleese: They would rather say, I'm a fucking moron, than say, maybe I was wrong.
1:41:48
Testecleese: Just like these people, they were showing them…
1:41:50
Testecleese: they were talking to people, like, oh, who you voting for for mayor in New York? And like, oh, obviously Mom Donnie, he's the only real choice. Then, the dude read stuff off of Mom Donnie's webpage to them.
1:41:59
Testecleese: She said, where'd you get that from? He's like, oh, right here on this campaign webpage.
1:42:03
Testecleese: So, I'm not sure I believe that. It's like, well, he… right here, it's him endorsing it, you know, it's his webpage.
1:42:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:42:10
Testecleese: Then they just… like, well, yeah, no, no, there's something else. They'd rather appear stupid than admit that they misunderstood something, and it's…
1:42:23
Testecleese: Dude, people keep fucking around like this.
1:42:25
Testecleese: We're all gonna find out, and it's not gonna be a good thing.
1:42:31
Testecleese: Again, what is…
1:42:33
Testecleese: New York, alright. New York wants a civil war against the Republicans. Great. Okay. Now, all of the states that aren't on the border
1:42:41
Testecleese: Stop shipping food to New York City.
1:42:44
Brian McFadden: happens. They're gonna starve.
1:42:46
Testecleese: They all die.
1:42:48
Testecleese: Oh, there are farms in Massachusetts! Dude, a dude right here in West Virginia, about 10 miles from me, has a plot of land, a farm, that's bigger than Massachusetts, okay?
1:43:00
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:43:03
Testecleese: Yeah, trust me, your little tomatoes on your rooftop in New York City are not gonna feed you. There's no cows in New York City to make beef from.
1:43:12
Testecleese: Great.
1:43:12
Brian McFadden: Well, that's why they're going vegetarian.
1:43:15
Testecleese: Okay, still, where you gonna grow the food?
1:43:19
Brian McFadden: On the rooftop.
1:43:21
Testecleese: You got, like, 75, 200 people living in these buildings.
1:43:25
Brian McFadden: -
1:43:26
Testecleese: Oh, oh, I got tomatoes. Great. Hope you can survive on tomatoes.
1:43:31
Testecleese: But, you know, you need, like, a peanut or at least a soybean for protein, too, right?
1:43:39
Testecleese: Oh, this is a good one.
1:43:41
Testecleese: Customs and Border Patrol is warning that, these Mexican, cartels
1:43:48
Testecleese: are gonna dress up, in Mexican military uniforms.
1:43:53
Testecleese: Like, to avoid conflict, until they shoot.
1:43:56
Testecleese: These agents to attempt to collect the $10,000 bounties on them.
1:44:00
Brian McFadden: Huh.
1:44:01
Testecleese: And we know that this could happen, because didn't we just see the Mexican army accidentally cross the American border?
1:44:09
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:44:09
Testecleese: Like, within a month ago, maybe?
1:44:14
Testecleese: Wonderful. Wonderful!
1:44:17
Testecleese: And I guess one of the mayors in Mexico that, would say, hey, we need to crack down on these cartels, just got assassinated.
1:44:25
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:44:26
Testecleese: Can't be surprised by that. It's not gonna encourage, more people to crack down on the cartels.
1:44:31
Testecleese: Well, no, how many people that said they were gonna crack down on the cartels to become president were killed before they got
1:44:39
Testecleese: what's… I can't remember her name, the Jewish woman.
1:44:42
Testecleese: That's not even a Mexican native.
1:44:46
Testecleese: is, president of Mexico, El Presidente.
1:44:51
Testecleese: Alright.
1:44:52
Testecleese: Don't know how far you want to go, Brian. We've got a whole foreign military category, but we've been at this…
1:44:57
Brian McFadden: Over 2 hours.
1:44:59
Testecleese: Well, we started…
1:45:00
Brian McFadden: I bet, right at 2 hours.
1:45:01
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:45:02
Testecleese: I don't know, how about a quick little run-through?
1:45:05
Brian McFadden: Sure.
1:45:06
Testecleese: Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland.
1:45:13
Testecleese: Had a partial evacuation because of a package that was sent to them with white powder in it.
1:45:17
Testecleese: Turned out not to be anything.
1:45:19
Brian McFadden: And people got sick.
1:45:20
Testecleese: Did they? Okay.
1:45:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:45:24
Testecleese: Yeah, so that's fun.
1:45:25
Testecleese: Anthrax.
1:45:28
Testecleese: More and more boats are being struck in the Caribbean and the Pacific.
1:45:33
Testecleese: the death toll keeps rising, the vessels destroyed keeps rising, and I'm getting a bit of a laugh at people saying, huh?
1:45:40
Testecleese: you should at least board them and find out what's on that boat before you do this, because it's a, you know, that's…
1:45:46
Brian McFadden: against the law, and it's like, first of all, it's international waters.
1:45:49
Testecleese: Second of all.
1:45:50
Brian McFadden: Well, you got, you got Democrats in the Senate demanding, explanations, too, so…
1:45:57
Testecleese: So the Senate wants us to show the entire world our satellite capabilities.
1:46:02
Brian McFadden: For sure.
1:46:02
Testecleese: been on a fucking license plate of a car, and we're watching these guys load up these boats full of drugs. Dude, they just got a fucking submarine!
1:46:11
Testecleese: I'm like, whoa, geez. It's like, dude, how many civilian submarines are there that aren't announcing their course in advance to the world so, you know, something doesn't happen?
1:46:21
Brian McFadden: None.
1:46:23
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly! So anyone who's not documented is either military or a smuggler, right?
1:46:28
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:46:30
Testecleese: Russia's concerned that we're building up a military against Venezuela, which I laughed about.
1:46:37
Testecleese: Military's not good.
1:46:37
Brian McFadden: Don't upset.
1:46:39
Testecleese: Yeah, no.
1:46:39
Brian McFadden: We're already there. We moved an old aircraft carrier group down there.
1:46:43
Testecleese: Yeah, and then Russia warned that they may put missiles near the United States, like Cuba or Venezuela, which I said, hey, hold on, didn't this happen under Kennedy?
1:46:53
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:46:54
Testecleese: Like, we have a name we still use, right?
1:46:57
Testecleese: The Cuban Missile Brain?
1:46:58
Brian McFadden: Human Missile Crisis, yep.
1:47:01
Testecleese: The obeying pigs was our stupid mistake, not the Russians.
1:47:04
Testecleese: But then Putin is like, yeah, we're gonna put, hypersonic missiles in Venezuela and give them to Venezuela. And I was like, do you understand what'll happen if you give Venezuela hypersonic missiles?
1:47:15
Brian McFadden: You really will have World War III.
1:47:17
Testecleese: No, you won't! That's the thing. They'll be eliminated overnight.
1:47:22
Testecleese: by, I can't remember what ship is out there.
1:47:26
Brian McFadden: Russia? Russia's gonna be eliminated overnight?
1:47:29
Testecleese: No, no, they said give the missiles to Venezuela, not even put their own missiles there.
1:47:35
Testecleese: So we would just wipe out Venezuelan missiles.
1:47:38
Testecleese: With our aircraft carrier that's off the coast.
1:47:43
Testecleese: Yeah, and shit, you really want to get to the point the United States gets actually involved in Ukraine versus, like, moral and financial support? Do you actually want to see, like.
1:47:53
Testecleese: what happens if the U.S. gets involved in a hot washer?
1:47:59
Testecleese: Trump's… All the shit I'll talk about Trump, about this and that.
1:48:04
Testecleese: I gave him a lot of praise, too.
1:48:07
Testecleese: One thing he definitely deserves praise for is de-escalating war.
1:48:12
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:48:13
Brian McFadden: That's one of his mainstays, that's…
1:48:15
Brian McFadden: He did it in the first term, and he's doing it this term, and people are not giving him credit.
1:48:21
Brian McFadden: All the credibility deserved for it.
1:48:23
Testecleese: Yeah, I thought it was hilarious that everyone… they were demanding Trump do something about Israel and Gaza, and he goes ahead and, okay, does it. Now they're all upset that he, is, like, stifling Gaza from, you know, the Hamas from having a fight with Israel. It's like, you just told him to do this! He did it! That pisses you off!
1:48:43
Testecleese: You know?
1:48:44
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:48:45
Testecleese: Now Maduro is saying that he's willing to go into peaceful exile and leave Venezuela alone as long as he's, left alone.
1:48:55
Brian McFadden: And got amnesty.
1:48:56
Testecleese: Yeah, this would be very interesting, because I don't think we've seen a Napoleon situation like that in a long time.
1:49:03
Testecleese: Like, let's send him to Elba.
1:49:04
Brian McFadden: And we've already indicted Maduro as, like, a… A cartel member, so…
1:49:11
Testecleese: That is a $5 million reward.
1:49:14
Testecleese: for his arrest.
1:49:17
Testecleese: What happens when his own top generals turn on him for 5 million American dollars?
1:49:23
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:49:26
Testecleese: Now, you shared this one. I didn't see a good story in it, maybe I missed something. The U.S.-China rivalry at sea?
1:49:34
Testecleese: I'm not sure exactly what they're trying to say in this article, or except maybe that China's trying.
1:49:38
Brian McFadden: No, they were just saying that, you know.
1:49:41
Brian McFadden: the… this is all over the man-made islands that China's building up off their coast.
1:49:48
Brian McFadden: And we're not recognizing the man-made islands, so we're still sending our ships and subs over there, and China's freaking out about it.
1:49:59
Testecleese: I think China knows better than to start shit over that, too.
1:50:02
Testecleese: Honestly.
1:50:06
Testecleese: This is interesting.
1:50:08
Testecleese: Trump is talking about getting the U.S. Army to buy a million drones a year.
1:50:15
Testecleese: Right now, we're building about 50,000.
1:50:19
Testecleese: Question.
1:50:19
Brian McFadden: A million is a lot. What are we gonna do with all these drones?
1:50:23
Testecleese: Not send pilots into conflict.
1:50:26
Testecleese: We don't need human laws.
1:50:28
Brian McFadden: But are these…
1:50:30
Testecleese: like, predator drones, or are they, like, the ones I can buy at home?
1:50:36
Testecleese: that they can attach a hand grenade to or a handgun and go do something, you know what I mean?
1:50:41
Testecleese: I'm assuming they don't mean, like, a little four-rotor copter, but…
1:50:45
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:50:47
Testecleese: Did you see the…
1:50:48
Brian McFadden: Details.
1:50:49
Testecleese: Yes, exactly.
1:50:51
Testecleese: You hear anything about Grinit Thunberg's deleted tweet?
1:50:55
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:50:58
Testecleese: Let me see if I can find the dates.
1:51:00
Testecleese: Let me find the, june 2018.
1:51:06
Testecleese: Greta said,
1:51:08
Testecleese: Top climate scientist is warning that climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next 5 years. This is in 2018.
1:51:19
Testecleese: That was 7 years ago.
1:51:23
Testecleese: We're not all dead yet.
1:51:25
Testecleese: In fact, Temperature hasn't changed.
1:51:30
Testecleese: We've actually… grown.
1:51:33
Testecleese: Arctic and Antarctic ice.
1:51:36
Testecleese: By hundreds of, what, billions of tons, or something like that?
1:51:40
Testecleese: of ice.
1:51:42
Testecleese: I just…
1:51:44
Testecleese: And then she went and quietly deleted it when she realized that date had come and gone.
1:51:49
Brian McFadden: Yeah, of course.
1:51:50
Testecleese: And we all know Greta doesn't care about climate change, she just wanted to be famous. Same reason why she did that Israel bullshit. What's she gonna do now that the war is over over there, right?
1:52:02
Brian McFadden: To find a new, new cause, the phone number.
1:52:05
Testecleese: I knew reason why she doesn't have to go to high school, right?
1:52:09
Testecleese: And I know she's over… she would have graduated, but she didn't go to high school, she went and bitched about everything.
1:52:16
Testecleese: Hey, this top one and leftovers… not the top one, I'm sorry.
1:52:22
Testecleese: Oh, it was under judges, I don't even know where they went.
1:52:25
Brian McFadden: -Oh.
1:52:27
Testecleese: I had a bunch of stuff about judges in here, I don't know where they all went, but that's alright.
1:52:30
Testecleese: Was it… It was one of the subtopics.
1:52:35
Testecleese: Geez, I don't know where they were. Maybe I did… I could have sworn I put them in here.
1:52:40
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
1:52:40
Testecleese: Oh, these are judges, okay.
1:52:42
Brian McFadden: Oh, sorry.
1:52:44
Testecleese: That's alright.
1:52:45
Testecleese: The judge who said Trump needs the funds snap, yadda yadda.
1:52:48
Testecleese: Iowa judge…
1:52:50
Testecleese: Was found slumped over her steering wheel, driving the wrong way in the expressway, piss-ass drunk.
1:52:57
Testecleese: a,
1:52:59
Testecleese: Civilian dude climbed in through the little window in the back of the truck and put it into park.
1:53:04
Brian McFadden: Hmm.
1:53:05
Testecleese: But the next one here, Drunk Judge Caught. There's a video of that if you want to bring it up, I don't know.
1:53:10
Brian McFadden: With her pants down, peeing?
1:53:13
Testecleese: Yes, peeing in New York City, behind a shrub, and I… first thing I thought was, I thought it wasn't against the law in New York City to piss out in public, right?
1:53:22
Brian McFadden: Oh, it's… look, it's a lot everywhere.
1:53:26
Testecleese: Huh?
1:53:28
Testecleese: Well, anyway, it's… the funny thing is, she would have got a ticket, and she could have paid her a ticket.
1:53:34
Testecleese: Had her husband not been there and started shit with the cop.
1:53:40
Testecleese: The cop was like, what are you doing? She's like, oh, and she pulls up her leather pants. And I was like, shit, pulling down leather pants when you drunk and sweaty? That's not an easy task there.
1:53:52
Testecleese: But yeah, she probably would have got a ticket, but she was… she ended up, because this went out and became a viral video clip, she, resigned from her position as a judge in New York.
1:54:03
Testecleese: All her husband had to do was shut the fuck up.
1:54:08
Brian McFadden: I can't find the video.
1:54:10
Testecleese: No worries, no big deal.
1:54:13
Testecleese: Should be right on the main thing, but it doesn't matter. Couple things I wanted to bring up in leftovers.
1:54:21
Testecleese: this woman, Anna… Alborada? Alberta?
1:54:28
Testecleese: She graduated at the top of her class at law school, and now she's suing her school because she can't find work.
1:54:36
Testecleese: It's not your school's fault that you can't find work.
1:54:39
Testecleese: Right? Especially if you're some kind of cunt, no one wants to hire you.
1:54:45
Testecleese: So, you have your degree.
1:54:48
Testecleese: It's not everyone else's fault you can't find work. And this is something I brought up, though, about, like, UMass, how if you studied economics at UMass Boston, you should sue the school for your tuition back, because AOC came out of UMass under economics and became a socialist.
1:55:05
Testecleese: But, Kim Kardashian… Speaking of the lawyers.
1:55:09
Testecleese: Kim Kardashian is blaming ChatGPT for her failing her law school exams.
1:55:17
Testecleese: And all I could think was, so you weren't taking the test yourself, you were having an AI do it for you?
1:55:26
Testecleese: You know, kinda crazy.
1:55:28
Testecleese: And… I guess, last one that I'm gonna talk about, unless you got something that you want to talk about.
1:55:35
Testecleese: some… ancient.
1:55:38
Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ. Some ancient, left-wing lawyer.
1:55:47
Testecleese: Went to, like, a pro-life protest in front of a… some left-wing church.
1:55:56
Testecleese: Threatened everyone with a fucking grenade.
1:56:01
Testecleese: And it's like, dude, what made you think it was okay to bust out a grenade at a peaceful protest, you know?
1:56:09
Testecleese: And, again, this leads… this is the issue, is you keep saying the right is so violent, but I'm not seeing Republicans, or even…
1:56:17
Testecleese: even independents or libertarians, especially libertarians, you'd think they'd be the ones to bring grenades places, right? Like, I have every right to.
1:56:24
Brian McFadden: Happy.
1:56:25
Testecleese: But they're not bringing grenades out to tell you, shut the fuck up.
1:56:28
Testecleese: They're not shooting people on live, live streams. They're not trying to kill the president.
1:56:36
Brian McFadden: No.
1:56:38
Testecleese: But yeah, the right's so violent. I don't know, man, like, you keep bringing up J6, one person died on J6, and it was one of the protesters.
1:56:47
Testecleese: You know? Yep.
1:56:51
Testecleese: Alright, anything, anything in there you want to talk about?
1:56:57
Brian McFadden: No, I'm good.
1:56:59
Testecleese: Alright.
1:57:01
Testecleese: Oh, let's pinch this turd off.
1:57:03
Brian McFadden: Alright.
1:57:05
Testecleese: Yeah, I went with this one, not the, Soviet music again.
1:57:09
Brian McFadden: Okay.