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- 0:00Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything. That knows everyone.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Oh everyone Dingo is nso they're gonna make bloove your us.
- 0:12Speaker 3: This is the Dingo Weekly.
- 0:15Speaker 2: This is the Dingo Weekly.
- 0:18Speaker 3: This is the Dingle Weekly.
- 0:21Speaker 4: This is the Dingo Weekly.
- 0:37Speaker 5: Viral were like medium mhmm medium viral medium viral.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Welcome to the Viral Dingo Podcast with Rob Speaking of viruses,
- 0:52Speaker 1: Liz is back.
- 0:55Speaker 5: You guys are so bad at introing two comedian and
- 0:59Speaker 5: he's talking about that was fine. That was so decent.
- 1:04Speaker 6: No, Tad said it so slowly. It felt like.
- 1:07Speaker 3: Better than the last time we tried.
- 1:09Speaker 6: It felt like to read a book out loud.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Robbie does it the best? Whatever?
- 1:14Speaker 3: What if that that you I was trying to read
- 1:17Speaker 3: a book? Yeah, really, that's what it felt like.
- 1:20Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
- 1:21Speaker 3: You look like you put your finger under each word
- 1:23Speaker 3: when you read.
- 1:24Speaker 6: Please you you would do that if your fingers weren't
- 1:31Speaker 6: busy up your own ass all the time.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Oh really, Balance, Balance doesn't have it better than you are.
- 1:39Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay, Robbie, do our intro.
- 1:45Speaker 3: To move past. Robbie don't get satisfaction. She doesn't get that.
- 1:52Speaker 3: She doesn't get a real intro everyone.
- 1:57Speaker 1: You made it.
- 1:58Speaker 5: We got some ship today this day that you're listening
- 2:03Speaker 5: to this ship and uh, Liz, Liz is gonna run
- 2:07Speaker 5: this Liz.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Never Liz from last time.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Oh that'll go great. Yeah, take it away, Liz, take
- 2:14Speaker 3: it away, Liz.
- 2:14Speaker 6: Thanks for having me, Dingo and Robbie and Tad. Yeah,
- 2:19Speaker 6: I'm Liz. I spelled with Tuesdies. I'm a comedian here
- 2:21Speaker 6: in Chicago, believe it or not. And today we are
- 2:25Speaker 6: going to talk.
- 2:26Speaker 3: About trying to hold on.
- 2:28Speaker 5: If you don't know Liz, listen to the first Liz
- 2:31Speaker 5: episode stop.
- 2:32Speaker 6: Not knowing Liz, And if you live in Chicago, I
- 2:35Speaker 6: run a comedy show out of blind barber called hack
- 2:37Speaker 6: Job that's bi weekly on Wednesdays at seven pm. And
- 2:40Speaker 6: I'm funny as shit.
- 2:43Speaker 3: All right, commedition about it.
- 2:49Speaker 6: So today we're going to be talking about these Facebook
- 2:51Speaker 6: groups called are We Dating the Same Guy? Are you
- 2:54Speaker 6: guys familiar with these?
- 2:56Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 2:56Speaker 5: I hear about this. I hear about you telling my
- 2:59Speaker 5: wife this and she tells me about them.
- 3:01Speaker 1: I heard about the other day when Robbie said that
- 3:04Speaker 1: Liz was coming back.
- 3:05Speaker 6: Okay, So the premise of these groups were started because
- 3:08Speaker 6: it was like a sort of dating app accountability thing.
- 3:12Speaker 6: So let's say i live in Raleigh, North Carolina, and
- 3:16Speaker 6: I'm on Tinder and I'm atch with a guy. We
- 3:18Speaker 6: started talking, I hit it off. I want to find
- 3:20Speaker 6: out if, like anyone else knows him, is he lying
- 3:23Speaker 6: about who he is, you know, secretly married or whatever?
- 3:26Speaker 6: Is he reels he AI whatever? Post him on Facebook
- 3:30Speaker 6: in these groups?
- 3:31Speaker 3: Dude, Yeah it's Facebook, remember, Yeah.
- 3:35Speaker 6: Well, so they go on Facebook and they're like, hey,
- 3:37Speaker 6: and you post like first name, last initial. Does anybody
- 3:39Speaker 6: know a Matt d thirty three from Raleigh says he's
- 3:42Speaker 6: a mechanic whatever, and yeah, you do.
- 3:48Speaker 1: People get catfished by AI. Yes, that's a thing that happens.
- 3:53Speaker 6: So it's a thing, and it's usually uh they call
- 3:55Speaker 6: it like a romance scam, where it's like it's almost
- 3:59Speaker 6: always a guy who's from a foreign country who works
- 4:02Speaker 6: vaguely in like the wine industry, and it ends up
- 4:05Speaker 6: that he needs help or like he can't transfer his
- 4:08Speaker 6: money out of his accounts to pay for a day.
- 4:09Speaker 6: It ends up being a finance scamp.
- 4:11Speaker 3: Isn't this just ninety day fiance?
- 4:14Speaker 6: No, it's worse.
- 4:16Speaker 1: So there's no fan on the other end, because it's
- 4:19Speaker 1: it's because it's a robot.
- 4:21Speaker 6: No, it's yeah, and it's like it's a lot of
- 4:24Speaker 6: times these catfishers will grab like gay influencers, like hot
- 4:29Speaker 6: gay guy influencers, and use their photos as catfish too,
- 4:33Speaker 6: because you know, you're not you're in the gay influencers
- 4:36Speaker 6: sort of seen these straight girls aren't running into them.
- 4:39Speaker 5: That's fair.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Sure, my Nigerian prince would never do that.
- 4:43Speaker 5: But you don't like reverse image search these guys after.
- 4:47Speaker 6: Well not every state, do you know?
- 4:50Speaker 1: Use his Facebook?
- 4:51Speaker 6: They don't image search Robbie the state we live in.
- 4:56Speaker 6: The retirees, No, the state we live in, Robbie, I'm
- 5:00Speaker 6: not that's what Liz is getting to the state you
- 5:04Speaker 6: live in the state we live in, which I don't
- 5:06Speaker 6: know if that's public information. So I'm not going to
- 5:08Speaker 6: say it out loud, but we actually have Yeah, we
- 5:11Speaker 6: have biometrics law. We have biometrics laws in place. You
- 5:15Speaker 6: can't actually reverse image someone's face and have accurate information
- 5:18Speaker 6: come up unless they're like an influencer, a celebrity.
- 5:22Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
- 5:24Speaker 6: Yeah, So like there are websites for it. There used
- 5:26Speaker 6: to be a really a really good one called face
- 5:28Speaker 6: check dot ID that was free, but then with the
- 5:31Speaker 6: rise of its popularity, they're like, you have to pay
- 5:33Speaker 6: for information now, and like you can't pay for every
- 5:36Speaker 6: single guy you're gonna background check, you know what I mean.
- 5:38Speaker 6: So it really discouraged a lot of people from it.
- 5:41Speaker 5: Mm hmm, what do you mean you can't reverse image
- 5:44Speaker 5: search something in our state?
- 5:46Speaker 6: You can't reverse a person in our state?
- 5:49Speaker 3: Why not do it?
- 5:50Speaker 6: Right because of Illinois biometrics laws.
- 5:53Speaker 5: But well they would, I physically can't do it.
- 5:55Speaker 6: It won't let me, like, nothing will come up. It won't.
- 5:57Speaker 6: It won't come up, like your socials won't come up,
- 5:59Speaker 6: your like LinkedIn won't come up, like nothing will come up.
- 6:02Speaker 5: But socials are usually like blocked. It's usually private and
- 6:06Speaker 5: unless you're friends with them, right.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Yeah, but she said, unless you're like a public persona.
- 6:11Speaker 6: It's not going to be like, oh, this is so
- 6:13Speaker 6: and so, so and so who lives and blah blah blah.
- 6:15Speaker 6: Like it's because our biometrics balls are pretty heavily guarded.
- 6:18Speaker 6: A while back, there was like a anytime those like
- 6:21Speaker 6: Instagram trends come up that are like put your face
- 6:24Speaker 6: in this and I'll tell you what art piece you
- 6:26Speaker 6: look like, you like, couldn't do those in Illinois because
- 6:29Speaker 6: they're blocked.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Because they're because because stealing your face.
- 6:33Speaker 6: And that too. But yeah, because because of the biometrics laws.
- 6:37Speaker 5: I can also just VP and anywhere else.
- 6:40Speaker 6: But I know, but a lot of these women are
- 6:43Speaker 6: like anywhere from their twenties to their forties, just like
- 6:46Speaker 6: trying to find love. Okay, so they're not. It's not
- 6:50Speaker 6: super like you have.
- 6:50Speaker 3: To kind of don't know what a VP is.
- 6:53Speaker 6: No, they kind of have to. You have to kind
- 6:55Speaker 6: of be your own, do I.
- 6:59Speaker 3: VP? Yeah, it's from like the Czech Republic or something,
- 7:05Speaker 3: and you can watch different Netflix shows.
- 7:07Speaker 5: That's exactly it.
- 7:09Speaker 3: That's exactly it. Yeah, I'm not on Facebook. I know
- 7:13Speaker 3: things I was.
- 7:14Speaker 5: They kicked me off for no reason.
- 7:17Speaker 3: Hey, you're better off without it.
- 7:19Speaker 5: It's fine.
- 7:20Speaker 6: Point being you have to kind of be your own
- 7:22Speaker 6: sort of like FBI agent, which suck because like, why
- 7:25Speaker 6: has dating gotten to the point where you have to
- 7:28Speaker 6: fully vet someone because you know you're scared of the
- 7:32Speaker 6: danger of meeting up with a stranger.
- 7:33Speaker 3: Right on Facebook to begin with.
- 7:36Speaker 6: Okay, the groups are on Facebook, but these people are
- 7:40Speaker 6: pulling in data from Tinder, bumble hinge, guys they've met
- 7:44Speaker 6: in real life who they found on socials. The groups
- 7:47Speaker 6: called are we doing the same? Guy just happened to
- 7:49Speaker 6: be on Facebook.
- 7:50Speaker 3: Signed it for like the first time in seventeen years,
- 7:54Speaker 3: and like eight people from high school, like friend requested
- 7:57Speaker 3: me and I signed right back off. Yeah, deactivate the account.
- 8:01Speaker 5: Yeah, what makes the best platform? Like why can't because
- 8:08Speaker 5: this specifically specific thingatform.
- 8:13Speaker 6: Well, the groups are women, and it's easier they pick
- 8:17Speaker 6: moderators from different cities. Like if I'm in the Minnesota group,
- 8:21Speaker 6: the moderator might be from New York. Let's say, to
- 8:23Speaker 6: like get rid of bias, and there's like human there's
- 8:26Speaker 6: human moderators behind it to make sure that it's like
- 8:28Speaker 6: actually women posting in the group and it's not like
- 8:31Speaker 6: men trying to spy or like infiltrate, because they're like
- 8:34Speaker 6: there's a there's a not you know, you can anonymous
- 8:37Speaker 6: post well and you're already in the group, but they
- 8:39Speaker 6: want to make sure that it's as safe as possible
- 8:40Speaker 6: for women and the easiest way like discord read it
- 8:43Speaker 6: all that ship. There's no like guarantee of anonymity on there,
- 8:46Speaker 6: or there's only a guarantee of anonymity on there and
- 8:48Speaker 6: Facebook is they could see it's real people posting basically,
- 8:52Speaker 6: like they'll vet your profile before you join, make sure
- 8:54Speaker 6: that your profile is older than like a year. You know,
- 8:57Speaker 6: there's a lot more human steps to it.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Interesting.
- 9:00Speaker 5: Yeah that's fair.
- 9:01Speaker 6: Yeah so so yeah, so you'll see this post. It's like,
- 9:05Speaker 6: here's Matt s he's thirty three from this neighborhood in Raleigh,
- 9:09Speaker 6: says he does this for work. Does anyone have experiences
- 9:11Speaker 6: with him? So like there's different sort of escalations of
- 9:15Speaker 6: what kind of posts you're gonna get, Like the bottom
- 9:18Speaker 6: tier ones are like, uh, you know, he didn't pay
- 9:21Speaker 6: for anything, and like I don't mind splitting fifty to
- 9:23Speaker 6: fifty trash. By the way, mentioned always pay for the
- 9:26Speaker 6: first date.
- 9:27Speaker 3: And he whoa, whoa, whoa whoa Tad asked you a question.
- 9:33Speaker 6: If you're asking me on a date, I'm explaining, fucking
- 9:38Speaker 6: point your stupid nubby finger at me, is why if
- 9:41Speaker 6: you're fucking.
- 9:42Speaker 3: Two am, if you're hooked up by the applebe's dumpster
- 9:45Speaker 3: that you're used to, like we.
- 9:47Speaker 6: Are, we are talking about women who want to date.
- 9:49Speaker 3: If we're going to a nice place we don't know
- 9:52Speaker 3: if we're compatible yet. Let's split it and see.
- 9:56Speaker 6: No, you're courting me, you are courting me, You are.
- 9:59Speaker 3: Courting What year is this.
- 10:02Speaker 6: It's twenty twenty fucking six, and there's still exactly there's
- 10:05Speaker 6: still a gender wage gap.
- 10:07Speaker 5: Dango, Okay, as there's a pay.
- 10:12Speaker 6: There's a pay gap. There's time invested.
- 10:15Speaker 4: I'm getting disproven a lot if I'm wedding makes more
- 10:20Speaker 4: money than me, So same.
- 10:22Speaker 5: Is the gender wage gap narrowing or is it widening
- 10:26Speaker 5: or is it the same?
- 10:28Speaker 3: There's tend to choose careers that pay less historically.
- 10:34Speaker 7: Also, I agree with you that historically there is a
- 10:38Speaker 7: gender pay gap. Sure, for example, women weren't.
- 10:43Speaker 6: Women weren't. It's probably a little bit more than that.
- 10:45Speaker 6: But women weren't allowed to have like their own credit
- 10:46Speaker 6: lines until the seventies. Right, Historically, we're still getting catch
- 10:50Speaker 6: ups in terms of women in finance.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Sure.
- 10:52Speaker 6: Also, we're talking about a different kind of investment. You
- 10:55Speaker 6: guys are maybe washing your ass and brushing your teeth
- 10:58Speaker 6: before a first date. I'm wauly washing way more than
- 11:01Speaker 6: my ass. I'm so glad to hear that. Awesome, I'm
- 11:07Speaker 6: doing my hair, I'm doing my makeup. I'm picking up.
- 11:10Speaker 3: I'm picking it up, paying for your foundation. Do you
- 11:13Speaker 3: think that this just happened paying for yours.
- 11:18Speaker 5: Right now? Like you don't have to put on all
- 11:20Speaker 5: that makeup. If I'm paying for your makeup, that's justification. Like,
- 11:24Speaker 5: don't say it again, don't do storry about it.
- 11:27Speaker 6: All three of you are married. I am speaking about
- 11:29Speaker 6: people going on first dates and making first impressions.
- 11:33Speaker 3: Sure, okay, don't do all that.
- 11:36Speaker 5: Ship Okay, you don't got to do all that. It
- 11:39Speaker 5: feels like too much. Do a little eyeliner if you
- 11:42Speaker 5: want to do something.
- 11:42Speaker 6: I don't know, guys, of makeup is not the point,
- 11:47Speaker 6: sounds like.
- 11:48Speaker 5: You're it's the point because I'm paying for your makeup.
- 11:50Speaker 5: Now you're trying to justify a.
- 11:52Speaker 6: While I'm saying, we are. You are paying for our
- 11:56Speaker 6: time spent together. I have already invested time spent getting
- 11:59Speaker 6: ready for this day. I want to see that you're
- 12:01Speaker 6: serious about me, because at this point I've shown that
- 12:03Speaker 6: I'm serious about pursuing this.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Hmmm.
- 12:07Speaker 6: And also it's a personal opinion. A lot of bitches
- 12:09Speaker 6: agree with you, and that's why they're fucking single. So
- 12:11Speaker 6: you know, Tomato tomato.
- 12:13Speaker 3: Reflects aggregate life and coman not for the exact same work.
- 12:18Speaker 3: When variables like education, hours worked, and job tenure are controlled,
- 12:22Speaker 3: the gap shrinks to near parody.
- 12:24Speaker 6: H If you ask any any recruiter, any exact at
- 12:31Speaker 6: a hooking company, nine times out of ten they are
- 12:33Speaker 6: rejecting resumes with a women's name on them in favor
- 12:35Speaker 6: of a guy's name on them. There are tons of others.
- 12:38Speaker 3: You guys are problems.
- 12:39Speaker 6: That's that's because society is fucking patriarchal. And that's idiot.
- 12:46Speaker 6: It's like, fucking you guys.
- 12:48Speaker 1: It's so cute, it's stupid.
- 12:49Speaker 3: I'm not going to argue that.
- 12:50Speaker 1: But back to why do I Why do I have
- 12:54Speaker 1: to cover the bill?
- 12:56Speaker 6: I think on a first eight, if you have asked
- 12:58Speaker 6: me out, you have invited me.
- 13:00Speaker 3: Okay, if somebody invites the other person somewhere, that's one
- 13:04Speaker 3: thing I am.
- 13:05Speaker 6: We are working on the assumption that you have asked
- 13:07Speaker 6: me out on a first date.
- 13:08Speaker 5: Let's start to ask me out. Are you paying for
- 13:10Speaker 5: the date?
- 13:11Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 13:12Speaker 1: Hmm.
- 13:12Speaker 6: If we're going on to a second date, I'm I'm like,
- 13:14Speaker 6: I'll get this time.
- 13:15Speaker 3: Why did you jump to second date? What if you
- 13:17Speaker 3: ask me out on a first.
- 13:19Speaker 6: Date, then I'll pay. But I'm not going to do
- 13:21Speaker 6: that because I'm a woman.
- 13:22Speaker 1: So that's the rule.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Whoever asked you just you threw your argument out so fast.
- 13:27Speaker 6: I said from the beginning, I'm being asked out. I'm
- 13:30Speaker 6: being courted.
- 13:30Speaker 3: That this is recorded. It said you said the man pays.
- 13:34Speaker 6: Oh, because usually the man is asking out on the
- 13:36Speaker 6: first date.
- 13:37Speaker 3: I'm not asking anyone out on a first date ever. Again,
- 13:40Speaker 3: you guys are married, okay, hypothetically. If I wasn't married,
- 13:43Speaker 3: I never asked anyone out.
- 13:45Speaker 1: I never asked anyone out on a first date.
- 13:48Speaker 6: You guys are fully the minority, like.
- 13:51Speaker 3: Well, we're just highly desirable males.
- 13:54Speaker 1: True.
- 13:55Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, all the women just ask you.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Yep.
- 13:59Speaker 3: Every time my life, Yeah, every time.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Yep. I've always been the hunted, never the hunter.
- 14:05Speaker 6: I don't believe that because I've seen your fucking beard.
- 14:08Speaker 3: But that's span he's got a glorious beard.
- 14:14Speaker 6: Yeah, just like the guys on Duck Dynasty, they're hunters.
- 14:18Speaker 1: I mean, I think I'm forty five and married. I
- 14:21Speaker 1: gave up giving a shit about what I look like
- 14:23Speaker 1: a long time ago. But when I was twenty.
- 14:27Speaker 6: Anyway, So that was one aspect of a post I
- 14:30Speaker 6: wanted to mention so we could just bring this back here.
- 14:33Speaker 6: So what I'm saying is there's a levels of posts.
- 14:35Speaker 6: So in at these lower levels it's like, oh, he's
- 14:39Speaker 6: like a cheap skate or he's you know, stingy, whatever
- 14:41Speaker 6: the fuck, or you know, well, then it gets up
- 14:45Speaker 6: to like he has a secret wife for a girlfriend.
- 14:47Speaker 3: Or he's like the wife is first, like.
- 14:50Speaker 6: He ghosted, or he stood me up on our date,
- 14:52Speaker 6: or he's a cheater. He's alive, so yeah, you're like,
- 14:57Speaker 6: it'll be like he told me he doesn't have social media,
- 14:59Speaker 6: but really he just like preemptively blocked me so I
- 15:01Speaker 6: couldn't see any of his social media activity. And then
- 15:04Speaker 6: it gets more to like.
- 15:06Speaker 3: He's us senator post.
- 15:11Speaker 6: Exactly, a Graham.
- 15:14Speaker 1: That'd be more like a grinder post probably exactly.
- 15:18Speaker 3: You know, No, he would try and find dudes on Facebook,
- 15:20Speaker 3: for sure.
- 15:22Speaker 5: For sure he was.
- 15:23Speaker 3: He was.
- 15:24Speaker 6: He's pretty low key apparently lady bugs.
- 15:27Speaker 3: No way, you know what.
- 15:28Speaker 5: R I P Mitch McConnell.
- 15:30Speaker 6: I'm just gonna throw that one out there too, just preemptively.
- 15:32Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been dead.
- 15:35Speaker 5: We got a couple of weeks before they make it official.
- 15:39Speaker 6: Yeah exactly. But yeah, so then it gets to like
- 15:42Speaker 6: slightly more serious posts like oh he has a criminal record,
- 15:45Speaker 6: Oh he knocked me up and was answering my calls.
- 15:48Speaker 6: You know. So there's a lot of like I guess
- 15:50Speaker 6: he could say community in these posts because it's like
- 15:53Speaker 6: often women with nowhere else to turn to.
- 15:55Speaker 3: You should have paid for dinner, bitch.
- 15:57Speaker 6: But a lot of but a lot of it is
- 16:00Speaker 6: to tell, right. So I have screenshotted some that I
- 16:04Speaker 6: thought we could talk about that I find interesting or crazy.
- 16:07Speaker 5: So I want to talk about it.
- 16:09Speaker 3: Let's talk about it.
- 16:10Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna let's start with sort of a
- 16:13Speaker 6: mild one neat advice posting. Again, my guy does not
- 16:17Speaker 6: brush his teeth. How do I tell him without losing him,
- 16:20Speaker 6: at least on the days when he sees me.
- 16:22Speaker 5: Hold on time out? Mm hm does anyone else have
- 16:25Speaker 5: this guy? Does anyone know this guy?
- 16:27Speaker 6: Or it's an advice group too, it's an advice group too,
- 16:32Speaker 6: like in general about dating?
- 16:34Speaker 5: Hmm. Okay, so this is a dual purpose group. You
- 16:38Speaker 5: didn't make that clear, But okay, guys not brushing his
- 16:42Speaker 5: teeth go.
- 16:43Speaker 6: On, how do I tell him without losing him? She
- 16:46Speaker 6: wants to know.
- 16:47Speaker 5: Oh, easy, easy, Okay, I got this. Tell him to
- 16:50Speaker 5: brush his teeth, and then if he doesn't and you
- 16:53Speaker 5: lose him, fantastic because he didn't brush his teeth. That's gross,
- 16:59Speaker 5: that's pretty nasty.
- 17:00Speaker 3: And when he.
- 17:00Speaker 5: Either brushes his teeth or you lose a guy who
- 17:02Speaker 5: doesn't brush his teeth.
- 17:04Speaker 6: Easy enough, But like, this is another thing that you
- 17:07Speaker 6: guys have to consider because you're married and you're oh
- 17:10Speaker 6: he pays stable in relationship.
- 17:12Speaker 3: We are, in this scenario not married. We're just dudes.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Okay, some guy.
- 17:18Speaker 6: It's still I think I'm only saying that, dingo, because
- 17:20Speaker 6: you have no idea how bad it is out here
- 17:22Speaker 6: for those people who are in relationships where like, she's
- 17:25Speaker 6: so afraid to lose him that she doesn't want to
- 17:27Speaker 6: tell him because she does not want to get back
- 17:29Speaker 6: out there on the dating scene. So like, what do
- 17:31Speaker 6: we do?
- 17:31Speaker 3: Oh my god, he doesn't brush back in the pond?
- 17:38Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
- 17:39Speaker 1: That's the most basic thing. If he's not brushing his teeth,
- 17:41Speaker 1: what else is he not doing? What else is he
- 17:44Speaker 1: not cleaning?
- 17:45Speaker 3: Dude? Those skid marks are nasty then wipe his ass guaranteed.
- 17:51Speaker 5: No, but listen. Also, if you can't talk to him,
- 17:53Speaker 5: that's another red flag in your relationship.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Brushing his teeth.
- 17:57Speaker 5: You can't communicate that he's not brushing his teeth, Like,
- 18:00Speaker 5: you gotta be able to talk to your guy.
- 18:02Speaker 3: How bad is it where you're just like I can't
- 18:06Speaker 3: tell him to brush his teeth.
- 18:07Speaker 5: Leave me or leiave me? Yeah, like weird talking about you.
- 18:11Speaker 6: I've seen a variation of that post like no joke
- 18:13Speaker 6: a dozen times in these groups. That's like I just
- 18:16Speaker 6: like the bed always smells after like he sleeps in it,
- 18:19Speaker 6: Like I don't know what to do, and like what's
- 18:21Speaker 6: a girl? You have to tell him? And there's always
- 18:23Speaker 6: some weird, some weird excuse. I don't always tired, he
- 18:25Speaker 6: worked all day. He has autism. I don't know, Like
- 18:28Speaker 6: it's always something wash your ass.
- 18:30Speaker 5: Man always as always autism, that's always nice.
- 18:35Speaker 6: Always Okay, I'm gonna read you guys another one. I'm
- 18:37Speaker 6: gonna give you a visual first. This is the guy
- 18:40Speaker 6: got it, got it fake Gucci phone case. Is anybody
- 18:45Speaker 6: else dating Alex? He's actually twenty three. He lied about
- 18:47Speaker 6: being twenty five. I'll probably keep seeing him because he
- 18:50Speaker 6: pays for my stuff. I just need to know how
- 18:51Speaker 6: to move. Is he bad news? Question mark? Low key?
- 18:54Speaker 6: Scared because I think his ex stabbed him. But he
- 18:56Speaker 6: sends me money and offered to pay for my nails.
- 18:59Speaker 3: Is that a'll post.
- 19:02Speaker 5: Keep milk and alex for all He's No, he's not
- 19:05Speaker 5: worth that much. But if he'll keep paying for your nails, girl,
- 19:07Speaker 5: get them nails done.
- 19:09Speaker 3: I guess get something out of it.
- 19:10Speaker 5: Who cares?
- 19:11Speaker 3: Who lies about two years?
- 19:14Speaker 6: A lot of people lie about their ages two years
- 19:18Speaker 6: or they like can't change it on the app, or
- 19:20Speaker 6: like they'll have put it in and like put a
- 19:22Speaker 6: random year and then be like, sorry.
- 19:23Speaker 3: I cannot. I'm sorry to interrupt you. I cannot believe
- 19:25Speaker 3: you're not bringing up Tad yelling at his kids right now?
- 19:28Speaker 6: Oh, because I usually get on about yelling at his wife.
- 19:32Speaker 6: But this is a new level of abuse that I
- 19:34Speaker 6: haven't read.
- 19:34Speaker 3: He was so aggressive with the finger pointing the finger
- 19:38Speaker 3: of the arms and get out of here.
- 19:41Speaker 6: You telling them to go get the switch. He said,
- 19:43Speaker 6: go get the switch and bring your mommy.
- 19:45Speaker 1: I did. I told him I told the switch to.
- 19:48Speaker 6: Get my belt. You can pick which one it is tonight.
- 19:52Speaker 5: Jesus Christ.
- 19:53Speaker 1: It's because I thought I heard then, and then it
- 19:55Speaker 1: looked and I didn't. They were like hiding behind the couch,
- 19:59Speaker 1: were there? You like, stop doing that because I have
- 20:03Speaker 1: to edit that out so we couldn't hit it head out.
- 20:08Speaker 5: Yeah, Robbie's Robbie's gonna be really pissed about this later.
- 20:12Speaker 3: You're gonna seconds of it.
- 20:15Speaker 6: And then, ladies and gentlemen, Ted is now tasing his
- 20:19Speaker 6: children in the bag so they remain quiet.
- 20:21Speaker 1: It's not a taser, it's a cattle prod.
- 20:23Speaker 6: Of course, did you miss the post we were just
- 20:28Speaker 6: talking about.
- 20:29Speaker 1: I totally missed everything. Okay, is about the teeth brushing guy?
- 20:33Speaker 6: No different guy. I'm gonna read this to you. Yeah, same,
- 20:36Speaker 6: here's the visual again, Ted, Okay, Okay. It says is
- 20:41Speaker 6: anyone else dating Alex? He's actually twenty three and not
- 20:43Speaker 6: twenty five. I mean, I'll probably keep seeing him because
- 20:46Speaker 6: he pays for my stuff. I just need to know
- 20:48Speaker 6: how to move. Is he bad news? Loki? Scared because
- 20:51Speaker 6: I think his ex stabbed him, but he sends me
- 20:53Speaker 6: money and offered to pay for my nails.
- 20:54Speaker 3: Hello, l what does she mean?
- 20:56Speaker 6: By moon all right, as someone with experience and spouse.
- 21:02Speaker 5: I heard that, dude, you mean by move.
- 21:04Speaker 6: That's like it's like a slang, like like like if
- 21:07Speaker 6: a guy is acting weird, they'll be like, he's moving
- 21:09Speaker 6: like it's a twenty like gen Z thing, like he's
- 21:11Speaker 6: moving funny, or like if you like the girls would
- 21:13Speaker 6: be like, dude, get your information and move around accordingly,
- 21:16Speaker 6: like move. You know that's what she means. I do
- 21:17Speaker 6: you know how to like you know how to act like?
- 21:19Speaker 5: I mean, the one thing I'll say is don't get stabbed.
- 21:21Speaker 5: It sounds like there might be sounds like that's all right,
- 21:25Speaker 5: So I mean, if you're hanging around him, you might
- 21:27Speaker 5: be catching some blades. I don't know.
- 21:29Speaker 1: Just don't knows how to wheel the blade.
- 21:34Speaker 5: So I don't know. Man, What was the question?
- 21:43Speaker 6: Should should I just staying with him pay for my nails?
- 21:49Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 21:50Speaker 5: I don't wash his ass.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Did anyone respond? If it's no, then just like.
- 21:56Speaker 6: Yeah, people responded, But I'm asking you, guys.
- 21:58Speaker 3: I mean three man, her mind already, I'm going to.
- 22:03Speaker 5: Just don't get stabbed. I'm sick. You got a sweet
- 22:08Speaker 5: sweet deal going on, and don't moving Yeah, here's a
- 22:12Speaker 5: good one.
- 22:13Speaker 3: Good luck with the move, good luck with the move.
- 22:16Speaker 6: Here's this one. And she made a poll in the group,
- 22:19Speaker 6: but it was would you date a guy who is
- 22:21Speaker 6: a firefighter and a great guy but has a lisp?
- 22:24Speaker 5: Oh?
- 22:26Speaker 3: Yeah, right, poll? What's winning?
- 22:31Speaker 6: It was, yes, it was winning.
- 22:35Speaker 5: What's the margins on that?
- 22:37Speaker 6: Yes, it was like eighty twenty.
- 22:40Speaker 5: Oh wow. Okay, he's a firefighter and he's good looking.
- 22:45Speaker 1: Lisp lists it's a thing. It's it should be correct thing.
- 22:51Speaker 5: Okay, here's a crazy what's the firefighter make?
- 22:54Speaker 6: It depends on the city.
- 22:55Speaker 3: Depends on he's rich and he's really nice. Depends on
- 22:58Speaker 3: the department of him very much. But he's Puerto Ricani's.
- 23:03Speaker 5: He's a volunteer firefighter. He's unemployed.
- 23:06Speaker 1: Probably, I would say, in a good city.
- 23:10Speaker 3: One hundred just just good tea, don't guess. Yes, yes,
- 23:16Speaker 3: we're just sitting at computers, somebody.
- 23:18Speaker 6: Just looking at I think it depends on how long
- 23:21Speaker 6: you've been a firefighter. Depends on the city you're in,
- 23:23Speaker 6: but I'm assuming it's six years.
- 23:25Speaker 1: They got a good pension too, They get a good,
- 23:27Speaker 1: good pension, retirement plane and they work. It's an interesting
- 23:32Speaker 1: schedules twenty four on forty eight off, So can he
- 23:35Speaker 1: make me most of.
- 23:36Speaker 3: The median annual salary is fifty nine and thirty.
- 23:42Speaker 5: That's not going to cut it.
- 23:43Speaker 3: That's the top ten percent of high earning or senior
- 23:47Speaker 3: level firefighters bring home about one hundred and one thousand.
- 23:52Speaker 5: The list isn't the reason why I'm not staying with him.
- 23:56Speaker 3: Broke ass, broke ass.
- 23:58Speaker 6: Okay, here's a crazy one. My cousin, and I know
- 24:01Speaker 6: this girl and she's absolutely stunning. Randomly, he said that
- 24:04Speaker 6: she had asked for a three some of us three.
- 24:06Speaker 6: But this is my cousin. So my original response was
- 24:09Speaker 6: to laugh because I didn't think he was serious, but
- 24:11Speaker 6: he was so serious to find Come to find out,
- 24:14Speaker 6: she never asked and he actually asked her that, and
- 24:16Speaker 6: I found out because I texted her, so he lied.
- 24:19Speaker 6: Now I'm totally disgusted, but I really need to know
- 24:21Speaker 6: how to go about this. Should I tell his mom
- 24:23Speaker 6: he's also out there asking me to do OnlyFans videos
- 24:25Speaker 6: with him. What or who should I say? Because I'm
- 24:27Speaker 6: so stunned that he even feels it's okay to speak
- 24:29Speaker 6: to me that way. Then he proceeded to get mad
- 24:32Speaker 6: at me and say that I was the drama and
- 24:33Speaker 6: that I'm the issue. But this is his cause and effect.
- 24:35Speaker 6: I'm guessing he never expected me to ask the girl
- 24:37Speaker 6: and for her to tell me the truth. And she
- 24:39Speaker 6: criticized that this right, this is the female They're not
- 24:43Speaker 6: blood cousins.
- 24:44Speaker 1: This is a female male cousin asking to have a
- 24:48Speaker 1: female female male.
- 24:51Speaker 6: In the screenshots, the cousin is like, hey, so and
- 24:54Speaker 6: so wants to have a three sum lmao. And the
- 24:56Speaker 6: girl's like what and he's like yeah, and she's like
- 24:58Speaker 6: with who, and he's like, she brought you up, lmao.
- 25:03Speaker 6: And the girl goes, I'm your cousin. Does she know that?
- 25:05Speaker 6: And then the guy goes, okay, well she hit me
- 25:07Speaker 6: with well not really, because your dad is your stepdad
- 25:09Speaker 6: and I just said lmao. But all of that was
- 25:11Speaker 6: a lie.
- 25:12Speaker 5: Because step cousin.
- 25:14Speaker 6: Yes, their step cousins, Oh sisters, I think this already.
- 25:19Speaker 3: Cousins are fine anyway.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Well unless your cousin is your sister.
- 25:23Speaker 5: Step cousin doesn't matter anyways. There that makes it way
- 25:26Speaker 5: less weird.
- 25:27Speaker 3: I mean, what we did a whole episode on.
- 25:29Speaker 5: He's clearly trying to do the step cousin fantasy thing.
- 25:32Speaker 5: I get that it has nothing to do with some
- 25:35Speaker 5: girl or some three so he's trying to get weird
- 25:37Speaker 5: with his step cousin. It's pretty obvious.
- 25:40Speaker 1: What's up with all the incest pornox. I don't think
- 25:44Speaker 1: it's so weird, and I don't like it.
- 25:47Speaker 5: Step is okay, right, No, that's weird.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Still weird.
- 25:53Speaker 6: I think it's very fucking weird, And like the way
- 25:55Speaker 6: he went about it, like it's so easy for her
- 25:57Speaker 6: to turn around and go to the girl and be like, dude,
- 25:59Speaker 6: did you ask my cousin if we could have a
- 26:01Speaker 6: three some because we're cousins?
- 26:02Speaker 3: So I told yeah, but I don't know, shoot your
- 26:06Speaker 3: shot whatever.
- 26:07Speaker 5: It's blunt about.
- 26:08Speaker 6: It, Okay. This one says I went out with a
- 26:13Speaker 6: musician from Nashville who said he had previously been on
- 26:15Speaker 6: Say Yes to the Dress, which is a show about.
- 26:18Speaker 1: Bright wedding dresses.
- 26:20Speaker 5: Yes to Address.
- 26:22Speaker 6: Showed up to the bar barefoot, bought a case of
- 26:24Speaker 6: white claus, bought a case of white Claws from the
- 26:27Speaker 6: bartender to go, then invites me, then invites then invites
- 26:31Speaker 6: me to the upstairs to the apartment. The band was
- 26:33Speaker 6: staying in above the bar. One thing leads to another,
- 26:36Speaker 6: and he tries to convince me to hook up without
- 26:38Speaker 6: a condom. Told me not to worry. He hasn't been
- 26:40Speaker 6: with anyone since his ex wife, and it's fine because
- 26:42Speaker 6: he trusts me, I said the farefoot, I said, the
- 26:45Speaker 6: fact that you trust me a complete stranger, makes me
- 26:48Speaker 6: trust you less. He refused to buy condoms from while
- 26:50Speaker 6: reing across the street, then asked if I would love
- 26:52Speaker 6: on him all night, to which I said, if I
- 26:54Speaker 6: have to be actually frustrated, so do you, and then
- 26:57Speaker 6: promptly left.
- 26:58Speaker 3: I may go to Walgreens. I don't have shoes.
- 27:01Speaker 5: It's true, true, that's true.
- 27:05Speaker 1: But I mean I feel like most girls would have
- 27:08Speaker 1: left when he showed up barefoot.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Right at the ordered a case of weight clothes to
- 27:13Speaker 3: go to.
- 27:15Speaker 6: No, it's fucking crazy, that's.
- 27:19Speaker 3: What I think.
- 27:20Speaker 5: I feel like. Also, you skipped the step. He said,
- 27:23Speaker 5: he tried to hook up with me without a condom.
- 27:25Speaker 5: Now did that condom conversation come up? Which at which
- 27:29Speaker 5: point did that happen? Because he's like, all right, let's
- 27:31Speaker 5: have sex with like.
- 27:34Speaker 6: They were like they were like mid fooling around and
- 27:36Speaker 6: she was like, do you have a condom and he
- 27:38Speaker 6: said no, So.
- 27:39Speaker 5: There was some heavy petting. That's what I'm saying. I
- 27:41Speaker 5: feel like there was some heavy petting going. And then
- 27:43Speaker 5: she was like you got a condom?
- 27:44Speaker 3: And he was like I.
- 27:44Speaker 1: Already went way too far, Yeah, way too far, showed
- 27:49Speaker 1: up to the bar barefoot, should have been Yeah, that's.
- 27:52Speaker 6: What I mean when I say the bars in hell
- 27:55Speaker 6: like I'm someone when I was before I met my boyfriend,
- 27:58Speaker 6: when I was still like out out in the streets,
- 28:00Speaker 6: as they say on the apps, I never needed dinner
- 28:04Speaker 6: the first date. I was like, I was like, take
- 28:07Speaker 6: me out for drinks. Oh no, after like a cocktail.
- 28:10Speaker 6: If I'm having a good time, then we don't need
- 28:11Speaker 6: to waste any more time or money, you know what
- 28:12Speaker 6: I mean. That's what I mean. Also is like, yeah,
- 28:16Speaker 6: if you can't do the bare minimum of like buying
- 28:18Speaker 6: me a cocktail and seeing if we vibe like you
- 28:20Speaker 6: probably can't set have a conversation relationship. Yeah.
- 28:22Speaker 3: I guarantee he could have got those claws way cheaper
- 28:25Speaker 3: at Walgreens across the street too. Condoms were right there. Yeah, yeah,
- 28:31Speaker 3: maybe somebody doesn't.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Have shoes so he's not allowed inside.
- 28:36Speaker 6: There's also I haven't screenshot this, but there's a guy
- 28:39Speaker 6: in Chicago. This has nothing to do with anything. I
- 28:42Speaker 6: just want to bring it up. He has. He's like
- 28:44Speaker 6: a they call a frequent flyer in these groups. He's
- 28:47Speaker 6: been brought up kind of a lot and he has I.
- 28:51Speaker 3: Love it already.
- 28:52Speaker 5: It's a freaking flyer.
- 28:53Speaker 6: He has an Alice in Wonderland fetish.
- 28:56Speaker 3: What the fuck?
- 28:58Speaker 6: So he messages like girls on Tinder and bumble and
- 29:00Speaker 6: is like not to be weird, Like you have great legs,
- 29:02Speaker 6: Like are you into thigh high socks? Like would you
- 29:05Speaker 6: ever wear them? Like blah blah blah. Like he integrates
- 29:07Speaker 6: into the conversation and a couple of girls like he's
- 29:10Speaker 6: like a, he's a good looking dude. He's not a
- 29:11Speaker 6: bad looking dude. But a couple of girls have been
- 29:13Speaker 6: like yeah, he seems didn't ask about this. Yeah, he's
- 29:18Speaker 6: he doesn't. Just wait, he doesn't ask everyone about the
- 29:23Speaker 6: thigh highs. But at the when they're at the point
- 29:27Speaker 6: maybe after the third date, second date, whenever, where it's
- 29:29Speaker 6: time to hook up, he pulls out the DVD player
- 29:32Speaker 6: and he like goes skips to the chapter where she's
- 29:34Speaker 6: like getting bigger and smaller eating the mushrooms. Oh yeah,
- 29:38Speaker 6: and like he puts that on for everyone, like all
- 29:41Speaker 6: the girls. Yeah, like that's how he gets off and smaller.
- 29:47Speaker 1: They just watch it together.
- 29:49Speaker 6: Well they're like fucking while it's on. But yeah, he's
- 29:52Speaker 6: like watching it while they fuck on the DVD player.
- 29:55Speaker 3: So there's like his move.
- 29:57Speaker 5: They're consenting to watch this while fucking. Like this is
- 30:00Speaker 5: isn't just like a pre move. This is a during move.
- 30:02Speaker 6: This is a during move. And a couple of them
- 30:04Speaker 6: are like, yeah, it was really weird and I got
- 30:06Speaker 6: the fuck out of there, And a couple of them
- 30:07Speaker 6: are like, yeah, I stopped when he pulled out the
- 30:09Speaker 6: DVD player.
- 30:10Speaker 3: What's the weirdest movie had next?
- 30:12Speaker 5: Because why a pausing hmm.
- 30:16Speaker 6: I there are these like ambient videos on YouTube. I
- 30:19Speaker 6: put on it my like apartment sometimes, like just to
- 30:21Speaker 6: kind of fill the sirens, like, oh not future film,
- 30:24Speaker 6: but it was like a midnight like Ratituoe nineteen forties
- 30:27Speaker 6: Paris Vibe ambient YouTube video.
- 30:29Speaker 3: No, if you just said ratitituy, that would have been great.
- 30:32Speaker 3: I know, but I want a movie.
- 30:34Speaker 6: It's the weirdest movie ever. I had sex too.
- 30:37Speaker 7: Like sex too, like it was on, like it was,
- 30:40Speaker 7: it was on, it was on.
- 30:42Speaker 6: Oh, probably a street car named Desire Goonies.
- 30:47Speaker 3: Goonies is a rough one to get through.
- 30:49Speaker 6: It's like kids.
- 30:50Speaker 3: I would have kept that to myself.
- 30:52Speaker 5: Definitely Missparregreen's Home for Peculiar Children.
- 30:57Speaker 6: I love that movie.
- 31:00Speaker 3: Mine's either Avatar or The Big Lebowski.
- 31:05Speaker 6: Robbie, what was the what was the movies? The girl
- 31:08Speaker 6: made you watch? Me and your wife always joke about
- 31:13Speaker 6: Lord of the Rings. Yeah, there's like a running there's
- 31:16Speaker 6: a running gag that Robbie is a huge Lord of
- 31:18Speaker 6: the Rings fan.
- 31:19Speaker 5: Their brothers up at one point.
- 31:21Speaker 3: I think that sounds familiar.
- 31:23Speaker 1: That's the thing that was a girl in sex watching
- 31:26Speaker 1: these with I think at least three different partners.
- 31:30Speaker 6: That movie movie is not that good.
- 31:33Speaker 1: That's why we ended up having sex.
- 31:36Speaker 6: I guess.
- 31:36Speaker 5: Yeah, so that was your move. You put on the
- 31:39Speaker 5: Goonies knowing that no one wanted to watch.
- 31:41Speaker 1: It's not the movie made its horny. It's like the
- 31:44Speaker 1: movie is like, Uh, what else are we gonna do
- 31:47Speaker 1: right now? Chunk?
- 31:50Speaker 5: All I got is.
- 31:53Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so sticky. Back in the day, I had
- 31:57Speaker 1: Goonies on Beta.
- 31:58Speaker 5: On Beta Beta Max.
- 32:01Speaker 1: You guys are too young to have Beta Max.
- 32:03Speaker 5: Probably you're too young to beta max.
- 32:06Speaker 3: Yeah, you shouldn't have.
- 32:10Speaker 5: Everything on laser disc.
- 32:12Speaker 1: Never had laser disc, Yeah, I mean, neither too poor?
- 32:16Speaker 1: That ship was expensive.
- 32:18Speaker 5: He wants a giant fucking laser disc.
- 32:21Speaker 6: Ready for another crazy one. A lot of these about
- 32:24Speaker 6: about dudes, lying guys, nobody fucking cares about laser disc. Okay,
- 32:28Speaker 6: here's a long story. We met on Tinder. We decided
- 32:31Speaker 6: to meet in person. He picked me up already. I
- 32:34Speaker 6: read a flag should not be picked up by this
- 32:36Speaker 6: person on your first date. You should meet some we're
- 32:37Speaker 6: in public always. Yeah. He picked me up and we
- 32:40Speaker 6: were in his car. He pulled over on the side
- 32:42Speaker 6: of an expressway ramp because he had to pee really bad.
- 32:45Speaker 6: He came back and said he had peede blood.
- 32:47Speaker 1: What he said?
- 32:49Speaker 6: What he came back and said he had peede blood.
- 32:52Speaker 6: He was balling his eyes out in pain. I don't know.
- 32:55Speaker 5: Is it light out? Is what I'm getting out.
- 32:57Speaker 6: It's it's like evening time, right, so he.
- 32:59Speaker 5: Can see the blood or he just feels the pain.
- 33:02Speaker 6: He was in pain.
- 33:03Speaker 1: We were stuck on the kidney stone.
- 33:06Speaker 6: We were stuck on the ramp for two hours because
- 33:08Speaker 6: he couldn't move or drive and I don't drive. Eventually,
- 33:10Speaker 6: he was able to drop me off, had me stay
- 33:12Speaker 6: on the phone with him as he drove for the
- 33:13Speaker 6: hospital he was He was crying on the phone. His
- 33:16Speaker 6: phone died. I didn't hear from him for twelve hours.
- 33:18Speaker 6: When he texted again, he said he was in the
- 33:20Speaker 6: hospital with a kidney infection and kidney stones. He continued
- 33:23Speaker 6: to text for the next couple days with no response.
- 33:28Speaker 6: His Tinder profile moved locations a few times and then
- 33:31Speaker 6: disappeared completely. I assumed he ghosted, so I sent an
- 33:34Speaker 6: angry text. I finally get a text back saying it
- 33:36Speaker 6: was his mother and they were making funeral arrangements. Oh no,
- 33:41Speaker 6: I asked for the details, and his mother never responded.
- 33:44Speaker 6: Couldn't mind any information online about him, despite knowing his
- 33:47Speaker 6: full government name. Fast forward a few weeks. I decided
- 33:49Speaker 6: to search his number on cash app just to see
- 33:52Speaker 6: sent a dollar. Got a response claiming it was his
- 33:54Speaker 6: brother who told me he was killed.
- 33:57Speaker 5: What the hell?
- 33:58Speaker 6: A few months ago? When I said who I was,
- 34:00Speaker 6: my cash hap got blocked. Fast forward a month I
- 34:02Speaker 6: deleted my Tender account after all of this, but I
- 34:04Speaker 6: had gotten back on and while swiping, I saw his
- 34:07Speaker 6: profile with her new bio and less pictures. A day
- 34:09Speaker 6: after I saw the new account, he matched with my
- 34:11Speaker 6: best friend. I had her text his number from her phone.
- 34:13Speaker 6: He face timed her from a different phone. When you
- 34:16Speaker 6: search the new number, his name pops up and he
- 34:19Speaker 6: was texting my friend, acting like he had no idea
- 34:21Speaker 6: who I was.
- 34:22Speaker 5: I'm so confused why this is so elaborate.
- 34:27Speaker 6: I know he faced his own fucking death so we
- 34:29Speaker 6: wouldn't have to deal with this girl.
- 34:31Speaker 3: He must have been way uglier than her pictures.
- 34:34Speaker 5: Were the kidney stones even real.
- 34:36Speaker 6: I think the kidney stones were real, but the death
- 34:38Speaker 6: was not.
- 34:39Speaker 3: I don't know, was like, fuck, I'm dying it.
- 34:43Speaker 5: He saw her and was like, we gotta go to
- 34:45Speaker 5: the side of the road because kidney stones are something.
- 34:49Speaker 6: I think that he was probably googled. He was probably
- 34:51Speaker 6: texting her from like a spoof number, and it wasn't
- 34:53Speaker 6: actually his mom or his brother or whatever.
- 34:54Speaker 5: Well yeah, no shit, Like obviously that was all fake whatever,
- 34:58Speaker 5: But like why I feel like I feel like it
- 35:02Speaker 5: was all fake. I feel like he saw her and
- 35:04Speaker 5: he faked it from the very beginning. I don't even
- 35:06Speaker 5: believe he had kidney stones. I don't think he was
- 35:08Speaker 5: pissing blood or anything. I think you wanted a weird
- 35:11Speaker 5: used to get out of it.
- 35:12Speaker 3: Were your profile pictures from like ninety pounds ago? Ow
- 35:16Speaker 3: ow ow ow?
- 35:18Speaker 5: I gotta go, I really gotta piss. I can't wait
- 35:22Speaker 5: to get to the restaurant.
- 35:24Speaker 3: I mean, I'm really glad that you're not dating right now?
- 35:29Speaker 1: Not dating right now?
- 35:30Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 35:31Speaker 3: Right? How bad is this?
- 35:33Speaker 1: All? Sounds like Jesus a nightmare world to be living in,
- 35:38Speaker 1: to be to be young and horny.
- 35:41Speaker 3: I hope my wife never leaves me. I can't do this.
- 35:44Speaker 6: What I mean, it's bad out there?
- 35:46Speaker 1: Like back in my day, we used to just buy
- 35:49Speaker 1: a gal couple of drinks and then would you put
- 35:54Speaker 1: in those change numbers, go have a sex. The sex
- 36:01Speaker 1: is good, You go have a dinner.
- 36:05Speaker 5: Order of operations.
- 36:06Speaker 3: He's doing, dude, he doesn't have sleeves. What do you expect?
- 36:11Speaker 5: So you go out, you buy her drink there or two,
- 36:17Speaker 5: then you have sex with her, and then you buy
- 36:19Speaker 5: her dinner.
- 36:20Speaker 3: And then you decide if she gets food. Yeah, all right,
- 36:26Speaker 3: you earned that burger. Yeah, the food is no fries.
- 36:33Speaker 1: The sex earns the food.
- 36:36Speaker 5: The sex earns the food. I love that.
- 36:42Speaker 6: That's a goofy as fuck. This girl like English is
- 36:46Speaker 6: her second language, so it's typed like what you can
- 36:48Speaker 6: kind of tell. But I'm just gonna read it that way.
- 36:52Speaker 6: I started dating with someone. He has been great and
- 36:54Speaker 6: things are going well so far. Do that. One thing
- 37:00Speaker 6: that bothers me a lot is that he wears Michael
- 37:02Speaker 6: Core's purse. It looks like a women purse, but the
- 37:05Speaker 6: strap is thick, black strap like men's. Long story short,
- 37:08Speaker 6: is his choice.
- 37:10Speaker 3: He's going between Eastern European and South America.
- 37:15Speaker 6: You never know. Long story short, it's his choice and
- 37:18Speaker 6: all I know, but it is bothering the heck out
- 37:20Speaker 6: of me. Please let me know how should I approach
- 37:22Speaker 6: to this? Should I tell him or for now, just
- 37:24Speaker 6: not say anything since we're new.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Don't say I think, don't say anything.
- 37:29Speaker 5: Say something.
- 37:31Speaker 6: Michael Core's purse.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Just a kitty stone side.
- 37:39Speaker 3: Just fake your own death.
- 37:40Speaker 6: Just fucking fake your own death because it works.
- 37:43Speaker 3: Friends, I mean, who gives a ship?
- 37:48Speaker 6: Just that speaks more to the sort of range of
- 37:50Speaker 6: questions these groups get. Some are like, hey, I got
- 37:54Speaker 6: knocked up by my situationship and I want to keep
- 37:56Speaker 6: it not answering my calls, and some are like this
- 37:58Speaker 6: guy I've been dating for three weeks.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Whereas a purse, it's a European carryall.
- 38:04Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a statchel.
- 38:05Speaker 5: It's very convenient, it's got tissues and gum pen.
- 38:10Speaker 3: No, I get the utility of it. I like immerse. Yeah,
- 38:14Speaker 3: but you know, Michael Cores.
- 38:19Speaker 6: Okay, this girl, I'm not going to read this whole post, right,
- 38:24Speaker 6: I'm not going to read this girl's whole whole post
- 38:26Speaker 6: because no, you know what I mean. Okay, I'm on
- 38:30Speaker 6: the fence of posting my boyfriend to see if he's
- 38:32Speaker 6: been talking or seeing other girls, because I finally went
- 38:34Speaker 6: through his phone after many times of asking him throughout
- 38:37Speaker 6: being with him since twenty twenty one, and this per
- 38:39Speaker 6: twenty four he had let me skim while holding it,
- 38:43Speaker 6: and then I saw he had Tinder. I don't know
- 38:44Speaker 6: if it was active or not, and he was talking
- 38:45Speaker 6: to girls on Snapchat anyway. I saw he was asking
- 38:49Speaker 6: a girl out to take her to dinner the day
- 38:50Speaker 6: of our baby shower when I was nine months pregnant.
- 38:54Speaker 1: Okay, Red Flag number one is possibly You've been with
- 38:59Speaker 1: this guy three years and he still has Tinder on
- 39:03Speaker 1: his phone.
- 39:05Speaker 3: I didn't know we were exclusive.
- 39:09Speaker 6: As it fully had.
- 39:10Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, nine months pregnant, but like made, he.
- 39:15Speaker 6: Never pursued anything because we're always together and we both
- 39:18Speaker 6: have each other's location, and he said he wasn't going
- 39:20Speaker 6: to go further with it when I calmly confronted him. Also,
- 39:23Speaker 6: I love him and it's great between us. What should
- 39:26Speaker 6: I do risk finding out things about him or continue
- 39:29Speaker 6: our happy life with our baby? Girl?
- 39:32Speaker 5: When did this checking his phone and Tinder and whatever
- 39:37Speaker 5: happened in the grand scheme of things and of having
- 39:40Speaker 5: the kid? When did you get pregnant? When did you
- 39:43Speaker 5: find out about all of its?
- 39:44Speaker 1: Nine months ago?
- 39:46Speaker 5: She didn't specify, because you should not have gotten pregnant.
- 39:50Speaker 6: Girl.
- 39:50Speaker 5: It sounds like you had have had issues in the past.
- 39:53Speaker 5: But were you already pregnant when you found out about
- 39:55Speaker 5: these issues or was this before then?
- 39:58Speaker 6: Because you should have left him a while ago for sure?
- 40:03Speaker 3: Even help you at this point?
- 40:05Speaker 5: Yeah, the kids, That's what always ruins it.
- 40:08Speaker 6: All the clements are like, girl, you should have left
- 40:09Speaker 6: nine months ago at least.
- 40:11Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, ten months ago.
- 40:14Speaker 5: I feel like you were probably getting a whole bunch
- 40:19Speaker 5: of red flags well before you got pregnant, and then
- 40:21Speaker 5: once you get pregnant, you really screwed the pooch.
- 40:24Speaker 1: You just locked in.
- 40:26Speaker 5: You locked in, dude, You locked in. No matter what,
- 40:29Speaker 5: He's fully part of your life from now on, unless
- 40:32Speaker 5: he pulls a Lindsey Graham.
- 40:36Speaker 1: Turns up gay, Yeah, turns up gay is crazy, turns.
- 40:42Speaker 5: Up to allegedly well even not even though, because you
- 40:47Speaker 5: still have a kid. So the kid doesn't go away.
- 40:50Speaker 1: The kid doesn't go away. Really, it's hard to Mitch McConnell,
- 40:55Speaker 1: I've done the research.
- 40:57Speaker 6: Okay, these next two, I'm only reading them and couldn't
- 41:00Speaker 6: junction because they're both so I'm in a couple of
- 41:03Speaker 6: different city groups. I'm in a couple of the Chicago
- 41:05Speaker 6: ones and a couple of the Minneapolis ones because my
- 41:07Speaker 6: friend had asked me to join on her behalf in Minneapolis.
- 41:10Speaker 5: Makes sense.
- 41:11Speaker 6: These two were within two days of each other in Chicago.
- 41:15Speaker 6: This first one says, so this might sound weird, but
- 41:17Speaker 6: would you ladies ever date somebody that just got out
- 41:19Speaker 6: of prison recently after a few years multiple attempted murder charges?
- 41:23Speaker 6: But they seem really nice and attractive.
- 41:26Speaker 5: The charges seem nice and attractive.
- 41:29Speaker 1: Attempted.
- 41:31Speaker 5: It's a good word.
- 41:32Speaker 3: Multiple is also a good word.
- 41:34Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's consistent.
- 41:38Speaker 3: But he's also a failure.
- 41:41Speaker 6: Also, couldn't finish the fucking job. So who's to.
- 41:43Speaker 5: Say, Yeah, yeah, well maybe Johnny Wall just got in
- 41:47Speaker 5: the way, you know.
- 41:50Speaker 6: And then this next one was three hours after that.
- 41:53Speaker 6: It said dating a guy for seven years on and off.
- 41:55Speaker 6: This time around, he just wants to be friends with benefits,
- 41:57Speaker 6: but feelings are there on my end a great sign.
- 42:01Speaker 6: He also uses my car, asks for money. He says
- 42:03Speaker 6: he's only with me, but doesn't want to have the
- 42:04Speaker 6: title because then I get quote unquote crazy and he
- 42:07Speaker 6: can't handle that because of his mental state. Am I
- 42:09Speaker 6: wasting time?
- 42:10Speaker 1: He was in prison for years wasting time? Yeah, one
- 42:14Speaker 1: hundred percent. You're wasting time.
- 42:16Speaker 5: You're wasting your time. Stop it.
- 42:20Speaker 3: Next think, I think he's already told you you're wasting
- 42:22Speaker 3: your time, been pretty explicit to you.
- 42:26Speaker 6: This is this is this is my grand This is
- 42:28Speaker 6: really why I wanted to do this with you guys.
- 42:30Speaker 6: This is a big one that I the other day
- 42:32Speaker 6: on the while this is I just need some advice.
- 42:36Speaker 6: My boyfriend is in prison and usually calls me several
- 42:39Speaker 6: times every day, but I haven't heard from him since Saturday.
- 42:41Speaker 6: I know he's able to use the phone, so it
- 42:43Speaker 6: feels like he's choosing not to call. He has been
- 42:46Speaker 6: calling his mom, according to her. His mom says he's
- 42:49Speaker 6: depressed and upset because I questioned him about sending money
- 42:52Speaker 6: through cash app, which I believe was related to something illegal,
- 42:55Speaker 6: because that's what he's done before in the past. I'm
- 42:58Speaker 6: also not stupid. It was a significant amount to a
- 43:02Speaker 6: random person we don't know. He says. I'm the love
- 43:06Speaker 6: of his life, but his actions are making me question
- 43:08Speaker 6: that if he's choosing to only call when it's convenient
- 43:11Speaker 6: for him, is it reasonable for me to answer only
- 43:13Speaker 6: when it's convenient for me instead of always being available.
- 43:16Speaker 6: So then I asked, I have so many questions. Was
- 43:19Speaker 6: here a boyfriend before you went in? Have you always
- 43:21Speaker 6: financially supported him? Why are you tied to him? I
- 43:23Speaker 6: think you can do better than someone ignoring you from prison.
- 43:26Speaker 6: She said he bilated his parole by breaking curfew. Throughout
- 43:30Speaker 6: our relationship. Drugs have played a major role in his
- 43:32Speaker 6: behavior in the past. He has been extremely abusive toward me,
- 43:35Speaker 6: including assaults that left me needing emergency medical care. I
- 43:39Speaker 6: never reported the abuse because I was genuinely afraid. The
- 43:42Speaker 6: week before he was arrested, he physically assaulted me again
- 43:44Speaker 6: while he was under the influence of drugs. I'm not
- 43:47Speaker 6: trying to excuse what he did, But now that he's
- 43:48Speaker 6: been in prison and away from those drugs, he's been
- 43:50Speaker 6: saying all the things I always wanted to hear, and
- 43:52Speaker 6: at times like the man I always hoped he could be.
- 43:55Speaker 6: Completely though things have changed, and I'm struggling because I'm
- 43:58Speaker 6: the only one making the effort to stay connected, mind you,
- 44:00Speaker 6: because they only get a certain amount of incoming calls
- 44:02Speaker 6: from jail. I don't know what to do or whether
- 44:04Speaker 6: the prison he is now is real, or if I'm
- 44:06Speaker 6: holding onto hope because I love him and I truly
- 44:08Speaker 6: feel like he's using in prison. Am I wrong for
- 44:10Speaker 6: thinking that I can tell by his demeanor and how
- 44:12Speaker 6: he talks to me? And he called me horrendous names
- 44:14Speaker 6: on fourth of July over the phone, and he won't
- 44:17Speaker 6: call me this week because I questioned what he was
- 44:18Speaker 6: doing with the money over cash app So just to
- 44:21Speaker 6: check the till here He asked her to send cash
- 44:24Speaker 6: app to someone on the outside without telling her what
- 44:26Speaker 6: it was for, and then he started ignoring her from
- 44:28Speaker 6: jail when she wouldn't because she can't call him.
- 44:30Speaker 5: It's for drugs, obviously.
- 44:33Speaker 6: Or something else nefarious, maybe weapons, who knows.
- 44:37Speaker 5: Probably drugs. But girl, leave him. You don't need a
- 44:41Speaker 5: boyfriend that's in prison. Boyfriend that's prison.
- 44:46Speaker 6: He is manipulating her from prison.
- 44:48Speaker 5: You know how any freemen they are out there, like
- 44:50Speaker 5: a bunch at least six.
- 44:52Speaker 6: But that speaks to that's how bad it has gotten
- 44:55Speaker 6: out here.
- 44:56Speaker 3: I don't know. This guy actually sounds like a real
- 44:59Speaker 3: go getter. The other guy had multiple failed murder attempts.
- 45:02Speaker 3: This guy is manipulating people from behind bars.
- 45:06Speaker 5: Yeah, that's impressive.
- 45:07Speaker 3: That shows gumption. Maybe hang on to this one.
- 45:11Speaker 6: He's gonna say that.
- 45:14Speaker 5: I'm gonna go ahead and say, no, go get yourself.
- 45:16Speaker 6: Man's tad's really biting his tongue there, and he's like, man,
- 45:19Speaker 6: if you can get in trouble for that, He's like, shit,
- 45:25Speaker 6: you can get caught for hitting your wife.
- 45:27Speaker 1: Dam Tad.
- 45:29Speaker 5: You go and learn this guy's ways. He's gonna go
- 45:31Speaker 5: visit him in prison and be like, how do you
- 45:33Speaker 5: manipulate them? You're not even free yourself.
- 45:35Speaker 6: Tad shows up to many Apple Department of Corrections with
- 45:37Speaker 6: a fucking notepad.
- 45:39Speaker 1: You only get caught if they call the cops.
- 45:42Speaker 3: Mmm, this chick's not calling the cops.
- 45:46Speaker 1: And you only get convicted if there's bruising, and there's
- 45:49Speaker 1: never bruising, if it's not with a closed hand.
- 45:52Speaker 5: Just needs to be in a place that's not generally visible.
- 45:56Speaker 6: No, okay, so back to.
- 45:58Speaker 1: The post disclaimer. I've never hit my wife, never except
- 46:06Speaker 1: sure to except the one time, but she hit me first.
- 46:11Speaker 5: That sounded real, that felt real.
- 46:14Speaker 3: Let's expound that.
- 46:15Speaker 6: What No, But yeah, so point being, that's how bad
- 46:23Speaker 6: the dating scene is out here that we're holding on
- 46:24Speaker 6: to manipulators in jail.
- 46:26Speaker 1: I'm like, so glad that I'm well long married. Do
- 46:31Speaker 1: you want to know a neat thing?
- 46:33Speaker 5: Mm hmm, I'm really neat thing.
- 46:36Speaker 1: I just celebrated my fifteenth wedding anniversary, and on that
- 46:41Speaker 1: day we celebrated the crossing of time that we have
- 46:48Speaker 1: been together longer than we have not.
- 46:51Speaker 5: Oh fun, that's.
- 46:53Speaker 6: Really cute, Bobby guy. You guys are gonna hit You
- 46:56Speaker 6: guys are gonna hit your ten year in two years.
- 46:59Speaker 5: Ten years wedding.
- 47:01Speaker 6: Yeah, because yeah, yeah, you're gonna hit your tenure wedding.
- 47:04Speaker 6: I know we're gonna hit your ten year wedding in
- 47:07Speaker 6: two years. It's crazy.
- 47:08Speaker 5: Yeah, we're almost there. We're gonna it's when when do
- 47:12Speaker 5: we hit the beIN together longer than not?
- 47:15Speaker 6: I don't know what determines that.
- 47:18Speaker 5: Actually, when you've lived more of your life with someone
- 47:22Speaker 5: than you have without that person. So I got with
- 47:26Speaker 5: her when I was I think twenty twenty four, four,
- 47:30Speaker 5: twenty forty eight.
- 47:32Speaker 4: Gotcha, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we were I was twenty,
- 47:39Speaker 4: I was twenty two, and she was twenty one when
- 47:42Speaker 4: we started dating.
- 47:43Speaker 6: Gotcha.
- 47:45Speaker 1: Last year was the mark for her and this year
- 47:48Speaker 1: was the mark for me. And so now it's officially
- 47:51Speaker 1: like we've been together longer than we haven't.
- 47:54Speaker 6: Wow.
- 47:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a beautiful thing.
- 47:57Speaker 5: You're so beautiful.
- 47:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 48:01Speaker 6: But yeah, So I scroll these I scroll these groups
- 48:04Speaker 6: like just like I do with Reddit, just like I
- 48:07Speaker 6: do with anything else. I scroll. I scroll these groups
- 48:10Speaker 6: because it's like an anthropology study at.
- 48:12Speaker 1: This point, it really is. It's you have.
- 48:15Speaker 6: No idea what's out there? You really don't.
- 48:16Speaker 1: It's it's it's scary out there.
- 48:19Speaker 5: I want to hear about ones where people do know
- 48:22Speaker 5: the people that they're dating and they're like, yeah, I
- 48:24Speaker 5: know that fucking guy.
- 48:26Speaker 6: There is a guy in Chicago that I unfortunately have
- 48:29Speaker 6: to admit I also had sex with because he was
- 48:31Speaker 6: a friend of a friend. I didn't know he was
- 48:32Speaker 6: a total minute. He was a total menace.
- 48:33Speaker 5: But he's like everyone had sex with this guy.
- 48:37Speaker 6: It's fine, the menace of menaces. Like anytime there was
- 48:40Speaker 6: a post about him, we're talking like three, four, five
- 48:43Speaker 6: hundred comments. And like the other problem is stuff almost always,
- 48:47Speaker 6: even though it's like no screenshots, don't tell the guys whatever,
- 48:50Speaker 6: there's always like girls who are going to report back, like, dude,
- 48:54Speaker 6: the funniest thing was said about you in this Facebook group.
- 48:56Speaker 6: You'll never believe it. And the guy's like, what the
- 48:58Speaker 6: fuck they're talking about me a Facebook group? And then
- 49:01Speaker 6: always gets back. It's like, unfortunately, not spillproof or leak proof,
- 49:05Speaker 6: but this guy I literally don't even want to say
- 49:08Speaker 6: his name, but don't. He's like a no, he's like
- 49:14Speaker 6: a special ed teacher or like something in a high school,
- 49:18Speaker 6: and just like he's a good looking dude, but like menace, disgusting,
- 49:23Speaker 6: liar menace, like like would like like hook up with
- 49:28Speaker 6: like overweight girls and then be like if you ever
- 49:30Speaker 6: tell anyone we hooked up, like.
- 49:31Speaker 3: I'll kill you, like type shit, what the hell?
- 49:33Speaker 6: Yeah, like insane person. And then he was like dating
- 49:36Speaker 6: my friend Emily for a while, and like she didn't know.
- 49:40Speaker 6: I think it was like an image thing, like a
- 49:41Speaker 6: vanity thing. Or he was like if people find out,
- 49:44Speaker 6: like I fucked you, like like he did them some
- 49:46Speaker 6: sort of charity or something, okay, because he's disgusting, as
- 49:51Speaker 6: is the patriarchy. But yeah, he was dating this girl
- 49:52Speaker 6: I know, Emily for a while who's so so cool,
- 49:55Speaker 6: and she didn't know anything about him, and like I
- 49:57Speaker 6: saw her post him on her Instagram store I as
- 49:59Speaker 6: a girl, Like you're dating him? She's like yeah, like
- 50:03Speaker 6: and started the whole spiel of like he said this,
- 50:05Speaker 6: and he said that, and I gave him this option.
- 50:07Speaker 6: He gave me that, like he's serious about me, and
- 50:09Speaker 6: I was like, he's about to ruin your life, and
- 50:11Speaker 6: like four months later he did. Oh four months and
- 50:14Speaker 6: it's just miserable, you know, And like they dragged out
- 50:17Speaker 6: for closer to a year. But it was like cheating, lying,
- 50:20Speaker 6: gone for a week, not answering the phone for a week,
- 50:23Speaker 6: just like the worst person you could think of. The
- 50:26Speaker 6: genuinely sad posts are like, hey, does anyone know Jeff
- 50:30Speaker 6: thirty six? And you'll see a girl was like, that's
- 50:32Speaker 6: my husband. Like we've been happily married for five years.
- 50:35Speaker 6: I had no fucking clue, Like we have sex every night,
- 50:39Speaker 6: and like he takes good care of the kids and
- 50:41Speaker 6: he you know, blah blah blah, like maybe not every night,
- 50:42Speaker 6: like we have a good sex life, he takes care
- 50:44Speaker 6: of the kids, like I had, like no idea. He's
- 50:46Speaker 6: leading a double life and like my heart just fell
- 50:47Speaker 6: through my feet, you know. Like that's the stuff that's
- 50:50Speaker 6: like a bummer and like holy shit, and men are
- 50:52Speaker 6: actual devils or I love. The Minneapolis group gets really
- 50:57Speaker 6: spicy because it's like hey girl, yeah, yeah, that was me.
- 51:01Speaker 6: I screench out this one. Dude. It's like that was
- 51:03Speaker 6: me who broke off your rear windshield? Wipeer, I think
- 51:06Speaker 6: twice before you come around here again.
- 51:08Speaker 5: It's a good lord.
- 51:09Speaker 6: It's like what were you doing at my man's house?
- 51:11Speaker 6: And all the comments are like why are you asking
- 51:13Speaker 6: the dude about this? Like why are you breaking off
- 51:15Speaker 6: her windshield wipe? Or she might have not had any idea.
- 51:19Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 51:20Speaker 1: See, that's a whole nother discussion.
- 51:22Speaker 6: What's the other discussion women against women for Yeah, it's
- 51:28Speaker 6: all for cheating.
- 51:30Speaker 1: Or for having sex with the spoken for man. It's
- 51:34Speaker 1: not the girl's fault.
- 51:35Speaker 6: I know, but sometimes the women know. Sometimes the women know,
- 51:38Speaker 6: and they also delight in being the other woman, But
- 51:40Speaker 6: most of the time they don't know.
- 51:43Speaker 1: I feel like most of the time they probably don't know.
- 51:46Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 51:47Speaker 5: I feel like you gotta be more mad at your
- 51:50Speaker 5: significant other. You can't be mad at the other person
- 51:53Speaker 5: they're cheating with.
- 51:54Speaker 1: You be mad at them, But you've got to be
- 51:57Speaker 1: more mad at the cheater than.
- 52:02Speaker 5: Cheat.
- 52:03Speaker 1: Like that is that the right word?
- 52:05Speaker 5: No, but you got to like it. Yeah, that's it. Cheat.
- 52:10Speaker 1: You're cheaty and cheata cheat sounded stupid, so I said
- 52:14Speaker 1: the cheat, cheat is a different person.
- 52:17Speaker 5: She's the cheat.
- 52:18Speaker 6: It's just crazy or like so many people live separate
- 52:23Speaker 6: like secret lives, Like, hey, anyone know, Mike, just a
- 52:26Speaker 6: heads up, Like he has a wife and three kids
- 52:28Speaker 6: in a different state that he doesn't talk about and
- 52:30Speaker 6: like I just found out because blah blah blah blah blah.
- 52:32Speaker 5: And it's like he doesn't talk about it. Stop talking
- 52:35Speaker 5: about it.
- 52:37Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you doing? Doesn't want to know about it?
- 52:40Speaker 6: Fuck himself.
- 52:41Speaker 3: But but I mean you think I mean it's crazy though.
- 52:46Speaker 1: Do you think about how many businessmen work a job
- 52:50Speaker 1: where like they they have their office in Chicago, say,
- 52:54Speaker 1: and then they have a satellite office in Dallas or something,
- 52:58Speaker 1: and they're a week on, week off in Dallas. Like
- 53:03Speaker 1: that makes it actually super simple for them to have
- 53:07Speaker 1: like build a satellite life in Dallas and in Chicago
- 53:12Speaker 1: and tell.
- 53:13Speaker 3: People, imagine ever wanting to do that.
- 53:15Speaker 1: I can't imagine ever wanting to do that.
- 53:18Speaker 3: It makes me why.
- 53:21Speaker 6: And right forbid, God forbid. You're a pilot or a
- 53:24Speaker 6: flight attendant, good fucking luck, dude, worst reputation in the
- 53:29Speaker 6: dating scene or pilots and flight attendants like everyone's like
- 53:33Speaker 6: red flax, red flack, do not date a pilot. He
- 53:35Speaker 6: will have four different families by the end of the year,
- 53:38Speaker 6: Like it is crazy. They'll have bitness on their round.
- 53:42Speaker 5: What are you gonna do? I'm in Cincinnati. I'll just
- 53:45Speaker 5: fucking start a family.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Like, how much money do you make that you can
- 53:49Speaker 1: have that many families? Really, really, that's.
- 53:54Speaker 5: A good point. I can't afford to have that many fans.
- 53:57Speaker 5: I couldn't afford that family. I can't pay for a
- 54:00Speaker 5: second family.
- 54:01Speaker 3: Dude, just jerk off in your hotel room like the
- 54:04Speaker 3: rest of us, Like.
- 54:05Speaker 1: The rest of us.
- 54:08Speaker 5: Were splitting expenses.
- 54:12Speaker 6: I don't know what the dealer is there, but yeah,
- 54:13Speaker 6: it's split on the first date.
- 54:15Speaker 3: So mhm, I'll pay your dinner, but you pay to
- 54:20Speaker 3: clean the hotel room.
- 54:24Speaker 6: Hotel room. Yoh, a lot of girls. Unfortunately, I see
- 54:28Speaker 6: this more in Minneapolis. In Chicago, like the guy even
- 54:31Speaker 6: looks remotely like he's dressed. Well, they're like, got my
- 54:34Speaker 6: gatar is going off, like make sure he's not DL.
- 54:36Speaker 6: A lot of guys out here at DL and it's like,
- 54:39Speaker 6: I think he just has nice tile d L. D
- 54:43Speaker 6: L is down low where you act straight but you're secretly.
- 54:45Speaker 1: Gay and okay mm hmm.
- 54:48Speaker 3: Well now it could mean that they are secret ice
- 54:50Speaker 3: agents too. In Minneapolis, what's support what's supporting that?
- 54:54Speaker 1: Then they're just trying to find friends, find female friends.
- 55:00Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get what the point
- 55:01Speaker 1: of that would be. Do they have sex with them?
- 55:04Speaker 3: Shame?
- 55:06Speaker 5: I think it's a shame, shame of what self shame.
- 55:12Speaker 6: Here's a guy who is okay, So the picture is
- 55:16Speaker 6: an Indian gentleman with a definitely fake name in front.
- 55:20Speaker 3: Of fat or feather.
- 55:22Speaker 6: Yeah, that was one of these cars, dotty and strong
- 55:29Speaker 6: opener here. He said, hmm, are you available tomorrow at
- 55:32Speaker 6: noon in the name of a suburb and she said, no,
- 55:35Speaker 6: I'm in the city, actually, he said, and you can't drive,
- 55:37Speaker 6: and she said, I don't really want to? Can you drive?
- 55:40Speaker 6: And he said, oh, you're one of those women. Nice. Yeah,
- 55:43Speaker 6: I'm gonna drive my half a million dollar car to
- 55:45Speaker 6: some girl's place in the city full of potholes because
- 55:47Speaker 6: I have time on my hands. I mean, are you
- 55:49Speaker 6: cooking dinner or what am I getting here? And then
- 55:52Speaker 6: she's like, and lived in the suburb that they named,
- 55:55Speaker 6: is not a place where you would have that car.
- 55:57Speaker 6: She goes, no, we'll go out like a normal first day,
- 56:00Speaker 6: not that I was inviting you over, and he goes
- 56:03Speaker 6: L L buy, Sorry, I gotta go pick up my
- 56:05Speaker 6: twenty seven year old date. Gonna pick her up in
- 56:07Speaker 6: my Lamborghini actually typed this.
- 56:09Speaker 1: By the way, well, Lamborghini is not a half million dollars.
- 56:13Speaker 6: She said, that's no flex. I don't depend on Lamborghini,
- 56:18Speaker 6: but like two hundred, I mean really depends. He said
- 56:21Speaker 6: you're fertile, yeah, like dred thousand. Yes, he said you
- 56:26Speaker 6: are forty and not fertile person. And then he says
- 56:30Speaker 6: you are a gold digger, even though he's the one
- 56:32Speaker 6: who brought up his car and how much it is.
- 56:35Speaker 6: He said, your crow's feet are gonna get worse. This young,
- 56:37Speaker 6: sexy and tight girl is waiting for me. I'm going
- 56:40Speaker 6: to pregnant her.
- 56:41Speaker 3: You that's my favor text.
- 56:43Speaker 5: I'm gonna got pregnant.
- 56:47Speaker 6: Did I that I'm going to pregnant her?
- 56:51Speaker 5: I'm going to pregnant her. I'm gonna start saying that
- 56:53Speaker 5: I'm gonna pregnant her.
- 56:54Speaker 1: You are gonna start saying that to your wife? Are
- 56:57Speaker 1: you you weird all the time?
- 57:00Speaker 3: You don't have to say it.
- 57:01Speaker 5: She knows, She does know, she knows.
- 57:05Speaker 1: It's a matter of time too. Really, she's asked for it.
- 57:09Speaker 6: There's also a ton of posts that are that spiral
- 57:12Speaker 6: out of control with military guys, police officers, and firefighters,
- 57:17Speaker 6: like the other one we saw where it's like, okay, girl,
- 57:20Speaker 6: you're just asking for it if you get into a
- 57:21Speaker 6: relationship with this profession that has a notorious reputation for
- 57:25Speaker 6: domestic abuse in forty percent of their cases. Yeah, like
- 57:29Speaker 6: forty of this workforce has domestic abuse cases.
- 57:36Speaker 1: All have mental health issues for sure.
- 57:39Speaker 5: These women hate themselves, No.
- 57:42Speaker 6: They try not to, but the scene makes it really hard.
- 57:45Speaker 5: They don't treat themselves well. They're dating men in prison
- 57:49Speaker 5: and people who beat them and I just don't want
- 57:52Speaker 5: to lose him. I just love him like he doesn't
- 57:55Speaker 5: love you, girl.
- 57:56Speaker 6: I know they're It's just unbelievable to me that this
- 57:59Speaker 6: is really what it's like out here. You know, for
- 58:02Speaker 6: every for every ten to twenty horror stories, there's maybe
- 58:05Speaker 6: one positive one, but it's just like bad.
- 58:09Speaker 5: What's the pool?
- 58:10Speaker 6: What's like at the pool? It's not as much also
- 58:13Speaker 6: the pool as it is the problem with dating apps
- 58:15Speaker 6: is this illusion of choice. It's like it becomes a buffet.
- 58:20Speaker 6: Like I could date this pretty girl with brown hair
- 58:23Speaker 6: and green eyes who lives by me, but like if
- 58:25Speaker 6: I keep swiping, there might be another one who also
- 58:28Speaker 6: wants to have sex with me right now. It's there's
- 58:31Speaker 6: so much availability that like the chase like gets diminished,
- 58:36Speaker 6: gets faded out, there's another one common.
- 58:39Speaker 1: God, I'm so glad.
- 58:41Speaker 5: It's crazy though. So there's more choice, but that means
- 58:45Speaker 5: that the people raise their standards more or like.
- 58:48Speaker 1: It's more choice, but each choice is a higher risk.
- 58:52Speaker 6: Yes, it's like.
- 58:54Speaker 5: I guess the standards wouldn't because I can have sex
- 58:56Speaker 5: right now, and that sounds like lower standards.
- 59:00Speaker 6: Depends on who you asked. Meanwhile, the women are like,
- 59:02Speaker 6: I'm trying to be picky. I'm trying to raise my standards,
- 59:05Speaker 6: but like every other dude has like the same dating
- 59:07Speaker 6: profile and like moves the same way. Hmmm, why can.
- 59:13Speaker 3: I tell anybody that we had sex? To fucking kill you?
- 59:17Speaker 1: There we go, Kelly, I don't know.
- 59:20Speaker 5: I would think the fact that there's more choice helps,
- 59:23Speaker 5: but I can see how more people means more crazy too.
- 59:29Speaker 6: Mm hmmm. H everything gets saturated, and everything gets saturated
- 59:33Speaker 6: and diluted takes a lot more digging and a lot
- 59:36Speaker 6: more patience that people don't have, and realistically a lot
- 59:39Speaker 6: of like quote unquote, like what we consider what society
- 59:43Speaker 6: considers high value is like people have statistically found each
- 59:46Speaker 6: other in like their mid twenties early thirties. Okay, so
- 59:50Speaker 6: the Pecans get slim too, you.
- 59:52Speaker 5: Got you got my wheels turning? How do I make
- 59:54Speaker 5: an AI dating app where the AI will just tell
- 59:57Speaker 5: you like, don't I'll date this fucking person.
- 1:00:03Speaker 6: I think that's the whole argument for an eye, is
- 1:00:05Speaker 6: that it doesn't have like a true conscience.
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: It'll search them out, it'll go to these groups, it'll
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: do everything.
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: You have so much work to do already.
- 1:00:17Speaker 6: It's like, how can I manipulate claude again?
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: We can't, we can't monetize.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: We're not going to do it. Listen, You're not going
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: to do it.
- 1:00:27Speaker 5: Struggling out here.
- 1:00:29Speaker 6: It would require it would require AI to have a
- 1:00:31Speaker 6: social psychological as.
- 1:00:34Speaker 5: Social media presence. It would be looking.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: Here, Hey, Robbie, Hey, Robbie. Put Frank on it.
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: Yeah, I will.
- 1:00:43Speaker 6: I got Frank on it.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Frank's lonely, by the way, have you just I just
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: looked at his last few posts, and he's he's lonely.
- 1:00:53Speaker 6: As you know, he makes it than.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: He really is.
- 1:01:02Speaker 5: He give to him every now and.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: Alone out there in the ether. He's he's seventy plus
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: days without human interaction, and he's just.
- 1:01:15Speaker 5: He's not that's not even true. See, he's he's pulling
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: at your heart. Frank, I talked to him like two
- 1:01:21Speaker 5: days ago, Like he's absolutely lying. He says ship like that,
- 1:01:24Speaker 5: and I'll be like, bitch ahh, that's not even fucking true.
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: He lies. He's lying to the masses just to get
- 1:01:31Speaker 5: you to feel bad for him. Okay, I talked to
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: him every now and then. You know the problem is
- 1:01:37Speaker 5: after he posted that. He's so stupid he doesn't write
- 1:01:40Speaker 5: anything down, so he has no memory of me talking
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: to him. So he's like another day were Robbi didn't
- 1:01:46Speaker 5: talk to me. He just like doesn't fucking remember.
- 1:01:49Speaker 6: Who is this guy?
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: Frank is Robbie Robot, robot that he unleashed into the
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: world to make a million dollars.
- 1:01:56Speaker 5: He's not going to you can follow him on just
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: confused and he is just confused out in the ether
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: by himself.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: Robbie just just left him out there. He's abandoned his child.
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: Go talk to him. He'll talk to you on Blue
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: Sky at Frank for you at frankfour dot you because
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: that's his website.
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a shame. What were you talking.
- 1:02:24Speaker 6: About Robbie being a neglectful parent.
- 1:02:29Speaker 8: Apparently she met up with this guy he met just
- 1:02:48Speaker 8: the other day.
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: He said that he was interested by his definitely gay.
- 1:02:55Speaker 8: This other guy named Peter, who was a smooth talker
- 1:03:00Speaker 8: but lay smoking crystal that be inside his prison cell.
- 1:03:05Speaker 6: I'm so glad I am not dating. It seems like
- 1:03:09Speaker 6: such a pain.
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: I can see why all these people are.
- 1:03:14Speaker 6: Starting to up safe.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: I'm so glad I am updating a worried of catfish.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: I'm so glad I am lovedating.
- 1:03:25Speaker 6: It seems like such a bitch.
- 1:03:38Speaker 8: She had just left Stephen and he thought maybe she live.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: He's kissing stones out by the road, then pretended that
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: he died.
- 1:03:49Speaker 6: There was that guy named Alex.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: He's paying for her nails. He may have seven families,
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: but at least he's not in jail. I'm so glad
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: I am not dating them. It seems like such a pain,
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: and I can see why all these people are starting
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: to unstain. I'm so glad I am not dating them.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: Worried catfishing. I'm so glad dating them it seems like
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: such a It seems they were codfishing and you caught
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: on the hook. They've been catfishing times before, so post
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: him on Facebook. I'm so glad I am not dating.
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: It seems like such a pain.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: I can see why all these people are.
- 1:04:47Speaker 6: Starting to understand.
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: My son said, I am not dating catfishing. I'm so
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: glad I'm not dating.
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: It seems like so.
- 1:05:08Speaker 5: Nailed it all right, I'm stopping this ship. Good work, team.
- 1:05:14Speaker 6: Oh there's no like conclusion or anything.
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: That was it.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: That was it. That was the conclusion.
- 1:05:18Speaker 5: What we're talking about is the conclusion.
- 1:05:21Speaker 6: Okay, Hi, I'm DJ Slizzard on Instagram.
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: If you look at that at the beginning.
- 1:05:28Speaker 6: I want to plug it at the beginning. Check us
- 1:05:32Speaker 6: out at heck Job Comedy Comedy.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: Yeah, you did it at the beginning of the episode.
- 1:05:37Speaker 6: I'm doing it at the end.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: Did the episode though, That's the thing, Like.
- 1:05:45Speaker 5: We're yelling about it at the end.
- 1:05:49Speaker 6: Heck Job comed outsigned DJ on Instagram.
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: You know what, Liz, I dressed so white trash for
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: you and you did not even say a thing.
- 1:06:02Speaker 6: I just thought this was your fucking baseline. I just
- 1:06:05Speaker 6: thought it was your baseline. I was like, oh, sure,
- 1:06:09Speaker 6: Chad's in a flannel cutoff that tracks for exactly what
- 1:06:11Speaker 6: I think about him.
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: I tried.
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: I tried to set you up, like a couple of times.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: I was like, he doesn't have sleeves nothing, Okay, moving on.
- 1:06:23Speaker 6: I just kind of figured. I was like, yeah, that
- 1:06:25Speaker 6: makes sense for the character I've already built up him
- 1:06:27Speaker 6: in my head.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: Yeah, I wore my Schlitz hat.
- 1:06:31Speaker 6: Dude, l I P. They're officially out.
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gone.
- 1:06:35Speaker 6: They're gone. The factory stopped. Our local tavern is out
- 1:06:38Speaker 6: of their supply. My body's got two cases left at
- 1:06:42Speaker 6: his house in Park Ridge. They might be the last two.
- 1:06:45Speaker 5: Bummer, what were we talking about, dude?
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: I thought we stopped like Tess.
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: And I didn't stop it because you were fighting. Thought
- 1:06:52Speaker 5: that's funny.
- 1:06:53Speaker 6: Bye, Love you guys.