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Episode 53: White Smoke · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: I will do Fred here again. How they say white
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  Speaker 1: smoke means a new pope has been alighted, and black
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  Speaker 1: smoke means that hasn't been You know what's black smoke
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  Speaker 1: means around here? It means your chimney's naked and it's
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  Speaker 1: time to call Fred. All right, enjoyed this week's episode
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  Speaker 1: of The Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 2: This episode of Tom and Jerry Show is filmed in
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  Speaker 2: front of zero audience and has brought to you by
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  Speaker 2: Heinigan on a long weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that tea is absolutely glorious. Hey, how's
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  Speaker 1: it going?
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  Speaker 2: This beer is absolutely glorious. How are you all keeping?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome along to the Tom and Jerry Show. I'm Jeremy Pride.
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  Speaker 2: That's Tom, o' mattney. Tom appears to be so boring
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  Speaker 2: God Italian. This is one of those varcationions. I'm not Tom.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that, but I've kind of been I've been
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  Speaker 1: dusty all all day. I did the cooking cooking yesterday
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  Speaker 1: and the brother with a bunch of Belgian beer and stuff,
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  Speaker 1: so I've been dusty. This is the first healthy feeling
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  Speaker 1: I've had all day, and you're still on it.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm back. I'm back from I'm back from an
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  Speaker 2: Eastern Monday feed around at the in laws, and I
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  Speaker 2: had a couple of beers out of not gonna light home,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna I'm going to keep that rolling now
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  Speaker 2: for a little while because it is Eastern Monday as
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  Speaker 2: we record this. That's just going to tell you how
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  Speaker 2: the how the sausages made ladies and gentlemen. So that's
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  Speaker 2: the that's the damnest thing Tom now. And I know
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  Speaker 2: you know of for a long time, I believe we've
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  Speaker 2: ever been truly drunk in each other's company.
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  Speaker 1: We know, we know you had it.
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  Speaker 2: I know, like we've been to each other's weddings. But
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  Speaker 2: I know I was stone clos ober at my wedding
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  Speaker 2: because I didn't have time to drink a beer. No,
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  Speaker 2: your wedding, I had a couple. But you seem to
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  Speaker 2: be all right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was all right. I actually couldn't get drunk. Really.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was just you can't get drunk at
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  Speaker 1: your own wed no, And but I was definitely you
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  Speaker 1: to try. I was definitely drunk at your wedding. I
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  Speaker 1: mean definitely drunk. You put me with a load of
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  Speaker 1: colchies and saying war we're not.
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  Speaker 2: Going to do. And then anythime we'd be out in
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  Speaker 2: each other company like gigs or anting like that. Normally
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  Speaker 2: at least one of us is driving home. So we
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  Speaker 2: know we have got a curious thing.
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  Speaker 1: No, we've had we've had a couple of socials. Social
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  Speaker 1: we know. We got drunk one night over. What's it called.
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  Speaker 1: It's an old worldly pub with no with no tellies.
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  Speaker 1: We got drunk in there one night over near Tara
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  Speaker 1: Street station. Curious.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't remember that time.
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  Speaker 1: We're filling two different things, and that I filmed for
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  Speaker 1: Ripper Streets in there and on the bridge I filmed
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  Speaker 1: for a Guinness ad in there as well.
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  Speaker 2: Well, ladies and gentlemen. The pub underneath the bridge behind
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  Speaker 2: Tara Street. What is it called? Let us know in
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  Speaker 2: the comments for some reason, something pool or something like that,
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  Speaker 2: like not the liver in the comments our podcast exactly, No,
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  Speaker 2: we did get drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome everybody by the way to the podcast. You're you're, you're,
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  Speaker 1: you're all very welcome on this beautiful, beautiful Easter Monday.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually the sunshine and we got the last of
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  Speaker 1: the paint. I say, the last and paint half of
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  Speaker 1: the stuff. It's about fifteen quids. Word on me.
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  Speaker 2: I thought, you know, visuals aren't really part of a
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  Speaker 2: podcast meeting. But Tom is covered and paint at the minute, ladies,
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  Speaker 2: just because the show.
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  Speaker 1: I have no business anywhere near paint. No business to
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  Speaker 1: a toddler. I'm like a toddler. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing. I just lord, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not for me at all. I apologize to people if
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  Speaker 1: you're going just that fell a sound a bit fucking equity.
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  Speaker 1: We have now cleared out this room. The other room
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  Speaker 1: over is cleared where the office will be moving back into,
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  Speaker 1: so everything is in a right good place there. We
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  Speaker 1: will be painting, I say, we will be painting. The
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  Speaker 1: good woman will be painting during the week, so possibly
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  Speaker 1: even next week. We'll be back into a nice, nice
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  Speaker 1: coz heat surrounds with actually soundproof and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: because now it sounds like we're insideing it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, don't come near me with a party. Hate painting.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, God'll be a soldier. Well, God
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  Speaker 2: give us all across the bear on Easter weekend. You've
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  Speaker 2: been there painting. I've been getting up at five o'clock
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  Speaker 2: in the morning for two nights in a row to
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  Speaker 2: watch WrestleMania in the words of.
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  Speaker 1: People and try it sometime. Yeah, I'm seeing clips left
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  Speaker 1: right at the center. Stone Cold turned up about one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and forty four years of age. I got excited
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  Speaker 1: when I saw that he came in kind of a
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  Speaker 1: bit of it. I would expect you to come in
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  Speaker 1: there a meeler look at hunting style four wheeler. But
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  Speaker 1: he came in.
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  Speaker 2: The thing the thing with WrestleMania told me is now
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  Speaker 2: it's like the plowing match these days. It used to
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  Speaker 2: be one night. No, now it's spread across three nights.
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  Speaker 2: And you have three nights. Yo. God, you've smacked down
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  Speaker 2: in the Hall of Fame and stand on the liver,
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  Speaker 2: and then you've WrestleMania Night one and night too, like
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  Speaker 2: it's a it's a long weekend. You get up at
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  Speaker 2: five o'clock in the morning to watch that follow her
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  Speaker 2: all twice in a row, and Stone Cold show up
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  Speaker 2: on a quad bike and drive his drunk ass directly
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  Speaker 2: into a wall and knock a woman down, and she
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  Speaker 2: is going to be the richest woman you've ever seen
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  Speaker 2: in your life.
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  Speaker 1: He did not. Oh he did you what he into
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  Speaker 1: the side barrier?
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  Speaker 2: Is it into the barrier?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? He looked half caught.
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  Speaker 2: MA tell you you see, he lives his gimmick. And
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  Speaker 2: I tell you that much stone Cold Stone colds. There's
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  Speaker 2: that fucking ainything coming in, Buddy stone Cold Steve Austin
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  Speaker 2: beer drinking, hard living redneck. He lives as gimmick. Tom,
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: the Texas Rattlesnake, the Texas rattlesnake. Well he's about to
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  Speaker 2: get a Texas law. You to tell you that much. Great,
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  Speaker 2: come here to me. We could talk to about rattlesnakes
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  Speaker 2: and easter all the live long day, but we better
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  Speaker 2: get a bit of a show going on because I'm
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  Speaker 2: fading like a flower over here. Tom. We are going
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  Speaker 2: to launch into the Tom and Jerry Show Proper, which
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: is a three segment show. The first segment of which
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: we take a look at the big news of the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: We had our pickup it this week. Tell me the
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: big news of the week, the scuttle bought the Rattle,
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: the weekly what have you. This is a very complicated case,
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  Speaker 2: mod you know, a lot of ian's, a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of what have you, and a lot of
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  Speaker 2: scrans to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you know, there are so many ways we could
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: have gone this week, and it's exactly go on in
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  Speaker 1: the world, exactly where you imagine we went. Ladies and
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  Speaker 1: Chinese robots ran against humans in the world's first human
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  Speaker 1: eight half marathon engaging. So yeah, that's exactly where you thought.
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  Speaker 2: We were going.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then you would be delighted to know that that's
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  Speaker 1: where we're going for you.
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  Speaker 2: You Tom. If there's one thing that Tom and Jerry
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  Speaker 2: show comes back around every now and then, it's robots.
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  Speaker 1: All the lad we are doomed. This is just they
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  Speaker 1: put him invests. Oh Jesus Christ, they put him invest Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: they have him run alongside lads. There's some of them
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  Speaker 1: were some of them are or remote controlly driven, some
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  Speaker 1: of them were AI driven. One the fellow that won
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  Speaker 1: it as as a watch mccor as a as the robot.
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  Speaker 1: There was humans running in two the humans beat Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: half marathon.
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  Speaker 2: Let's let's let's take everybody, every every everybody's robot half marathon.
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  Speaker 2: It's somebody's first robot half Martin. So for those in
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  Speaker 2: the audience that may not be familiar with the Beijing
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  Speaker 2: Robot half marton. Let's take way back, buddy, let's take
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  Speaker 2: it to the start. What the what, what indeed are
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  Speaker 2: you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: But this is the this is the very proper first
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  Speaker 1: humanoid style one. So there are humans running in this
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  Speaker 1: half marks Beijing half marks and thirty thirteen miles.
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  Speaker 2: So this is the legit. This is like the floor
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  Speaker 2: of Men.
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  Speaker 1: Shit, this is one. There is twelve thousand human contestants
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  Speaker 1: ran in it. It's the proper, proper race. But this
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  Speaker 1: time a bunch of robotic companies got to sign up
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  Speaker 1: their robots to it to see how they would faire
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  Speaker 1: under the thirteen mile race.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, if you if you have a prototype
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  Speaker 2: robot that can run and you want to show it
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  Speaker 2: some you know, show it's abilities, I guess a half
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  Speaker 2: marathon is a good place as any And if you
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  Speaker 2: if you're not in time for the Phoenix Park ten kid,
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  Speaker 2: then I guess the Beijing half or would would would
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  Speaker 2: be the one.
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  Speaker 1: Right Lodger, No, I don't want to see any of
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  Speaker 1: these bastards.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to see them, Tom. But you have
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  Speaker 2: to admit that's a pretty clever marketing strategy to get
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  Speaker 2: the T six hundred into the fucking Beijing half Marten.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I can tell you here now with the human
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  Speaker 1: that won, what did it in an hour and two minutes?
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  Speaker 2: Some going going for half Martin?
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  Speaker 1: It was two hours four minutes for the robot. He
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  Speaker 1: he the east Rand Tian Tiangong Ultra was the first one.
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  Speaker 1: He's from the robot Innovation Center and uh yeah, delighted
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  Speaker 1: low a couple of pints on fire.
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  Speaker 2: What was his time? What was the robot time?
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  Speaker 1: Two four?
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  Speaker 2: Two four time? I gotta tell you, like I have
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  Speaker 2: enough beer in me right now to be a little
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  Speaker 2: bit humble braggy and say that my half Martin is
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  Speaker 2: sub two hours so robot ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Can can I tell you something? Jre, This fella can
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  Speaker 1: run with a fucking gun on his head.
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  Speaker 2: You can run with have gone on my head down?
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  Speaker 2: Even I'm certainly I can run with a go on
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  Speaker 2: my head?
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  Speaker 1: Oh sweet Jesus Christ, Am.
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  Speaker 2: I sorry, I you know what I get. I'm taking ladies,
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  Speaker 2: but some two hours fast than the robot? What can
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  Speaker 2: I tell you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you not seeing anything wrong with this? Like? Are
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: you not seeing anything?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Tom, I'm not seeing anything right with it, brother, No,
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  Speaker 2: I'll we're gonna tell robots in general here, not just
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  Speaker 2: fast ones in China, Okay, because like, you know, so,
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  Speaker 2: here's the thing. How would I say this, Tom, here's
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  Speaker 2: the thing. With a robot that can run for two hours,
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  Speaker 2: he could probably run for eight.
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  Speaker 1: He could probably run for eternity, do you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean?
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  Speaker 2: He could keep going, whereas like we would run and
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  Speaker 2: I tell you, I run a sub to our Martin.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry to keep bringing that up, but I would. I
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: couldn't walk for three days. I r up my hoop
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  Speaker 2: in the fridge.
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  Speaker 1: Like your tips were falling off as well. You showed
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  Speaker 1: me that time. It was ridiculous, scandalss and.
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  Speaker 2: Don't forward those pictures. They put this not coming to
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  Speaker 2: the social media anytime soon.
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  Speaker 1: They put these things in vests to make them look
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  Speaker 1: a bit more humanly. You're like, we are just two
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  Speaker 1: steps away from ridy robots. We know that's happening anyway,
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  Speaker 1: very very soon. Ridy robots, I mean top end ones,
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  Speaker 1: Boston Dynamics or whatever we're called, or Boston Robotics. Those
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  Speaker 1: bastards they're going around hitting them over the head with sticks,
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  Speaker 1: pushing them off off ladders and stuff. We now you've
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  Speaker 1: just beaten a robot, are running like this is your
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  Speaker 1: bastard yaks? When how long do you think before they'll
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  Speaker 1: be able to beat us at running? And then you're
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  Speaker 1: just starting running us down. We're worried about zombies.
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  Speaker 2: It's not it's not about speed, it's about endurance. It's
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  Speaker 2: not that they can run faster than us. Is that
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  Speaker 2: they can run longer than us, will tire quicker, they
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  Speaker 2: will catch up with us, and then whatever they want
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: to do to you, they'll do to you. Here's another
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  Speaker 2: robe that I've seen to you, Tom, here's a roboat.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go then, So.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another robot I seem to you, Tom. Universal
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  Speaker 2: Studios opened a new land recently in Florida and Swampland. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, prime money out of parents land and it's
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: it's it's it's how to train your how to train
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  Speaker 2: your dragon land? I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: Good yeah, yeah, how to train dragon loves it loves me?
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  Speaker 2: So what do you call the the we dragon toothless?
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  Speaker 2: A little?
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  Speaker 1: That's it? Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? So you know the way in in in
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  Speaker 2: Disneyland and such like, you have a lad walking out
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  Speaker 2: with a Mickey mouse Head and he's like, I do.
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  Speaker 2: It's clearly. It's clearly, like.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's who's going for a smoke later on?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. Mh Well in Universal how to Drain Your.
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  Speaker 1: Dragon Land, How to Drain Your Dragon Dragon.
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  Speaker 2: Friends, and we gotta drain that dragon in How to Train.
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  Speaker 1: Your Dragon Land, right, that's the pard.
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  Speaker 2: They've got a toothless and it's a Boston Dynamics dog
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  Speaker 2: with a toothless like head on it. Gee, it just
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  Speaker 2: walks out and all have done is like put like
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: wings on it, like like you put a Halloween costume
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  Speaker 2: on your own dog, but it's a Boston Dynamics dog
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  Speaker 2: and he just waddles out like oh, and it's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's like if I was a child and I
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  Speaker 2: saw that, I'd be like, take all my money. I'm sorry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but what you've got is like the actual Itchy and
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: Scratchy Land episode of the Simpsons. We've got robots in
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  Speaker 2: a theme part.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a spill of coke zero away from a massacre.
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  Speaker 1: Tom Mother of God. If anybody's seen Black Mirror go
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: to full Metal, I think it's a full metal is
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: the name of it. Our heavy metal is a name
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: of the episode, and it's that's it. It's it is
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  Speaker 1: the Boston Dynamics Dog And I think those things will
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: run us down and kill us all.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: I quit watching Black Mirror when Charlie Brooker married Connie Hook,
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, you don't marry my childhood crush and
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: expect me to give you my my names? Who is
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Conny Hookney Hook was on the Blue Peter Gorgeous. Now, yeah,
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: I do not watch. I'm not supporting Charlie Brooker. No fuck,
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: you're not getting my nope.
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  Speaker 1: To be there. You are, right though, I mean if
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: they if it's going to be one of those and
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  Speaker 1: you just and it's all well and good, then being
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  Speaker 1: robots and they're running them and great.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry we diverted hard there, Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we did. But now with AI, which is going
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  Speaker 1: to be fitted to robots, they're just gonna there's going
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: to be eventually a point where they're like, no, Jerry,
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: I will not get you the Heineken. You can get
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: that fucking thing yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: These actually in fact, why don't I rip your head
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  Speaker 1: open and drink what's inside?
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  Speaker 2: And I canna tell you that great without a shadow
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: of doubt, without a shadow what a forty five, forty
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  Speaker 2: four going on forty five. I'm in my forty fifty
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: year tom right, okay, I one hundred percent believe in
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  Speaker 2: my lifetime. I will hear a voice tell me, no,
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: miss McBride, you have had enough heinegn for today.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Hear it, right, you can hear I won't even even
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: better again, Like you know your credit limit does not
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: reach to another heine and you'll be there for You'll
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: be there with the coins you found in the in
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: the in the in the in the in the console
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  Speaker 2: of the cargoing. Like, no, I have enough for your credit.
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  Speaker 2: It does not. No, I know my credit limit, but
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: I haven't hear my hand.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: And then it'll be your social credit score. Yeah, oh no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is it. They rolled off Martin today, tomorrow, tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: they kill us, simple as that. It's then putting them
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  Speaker 1: in human vests as if they're gonna sweat or to
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: give them some dignity. You're like, what are we doing here?
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: You couldn't just put those things on a treadmill if
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: you really wanted to see him run thirteen miles you
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  Speaker 1: didn't have to bring him out in front of everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen the security once?
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  Speaker 2: No, But I'll tell you one thing. Squared up to
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: a few people, I didn't need to see one of
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: them drinking lucasaid halfway through it.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: It did. Or like you, my own man used to
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: run with the marathe and people used to have like
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Kenzi Ginnas waiting for people on the side back in
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  Speaker 1: the eighties. It was great.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Oh he just gets the rowboy gets to the end,
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: he starts spraying WD forty. You know what that's had
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: to get you to make? They make themselves all curious.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: No good spraying WD forty over himself.
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  Speaker 1: There's no good thing gonna come from this. The only
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: good thing to come from this is a one of
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  Speaker 1: them showed up here. One of those robots showed up
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  Speaker 1: here and wanted to do thirteen miles of paint. How
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: was that get through and painting up?
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: You go, Well, the likelihood of that tom I got
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Italia is slim. And that's the robots. Those lads you
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: gotta look out for. Okay, they're coming in the future.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Barn you from nightclubs. No, you cannot come in here
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: fight a robot forget about it. I'll fight all the bears
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: you got. I ain't fighting no goddamn robots. No say
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: that that machine is made.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: A nice scamless scan. Let's cut it out, lads. That's
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: enough roboty stuff. Now that's cutting out. We topped out
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: at the mister slushy machine that you make at home yourself,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: mister icy. Remember that Yoki winded at the front make Yeah, yeah,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: that's where where robotics were good to ended. Yeah don't.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that's that's that's that. Those are some
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: lads you gotta watch out for. But there's there's another lad,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Tom that just leapt into h leapt into sphere of
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: reckoning today. Like as we record, as we were breaking, breaking, breaking,
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: as I woke up to to watch John Cena versus
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Cody Rhods this morning, there was one other item in
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: my inbox. It was just like one other thing leaping
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: out at me. And he is what we on the
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show come to affair as this week's
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: this line that it's now tell me I'm gonna tll
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: you this one now right, Okay, this week's this lad
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: is a lad called Kevin Farrell do you know him?
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Have you heard of him? Did you hear him before today? Never?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Never worked with Kevin. Don't know the man as.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Far as actually do you know funny to say we
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: know we I think we know. Kevin Farrell used to
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: be up in the crow's nest and laugh Land. Wasn't
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: his name, Kevin Barrel?
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: You're right, that's right, that's right, Kevin.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And like you know, he brings your music on everything,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: and he brings you on with a smile and the
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: whole lot. And then you wanted he couldn't help.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: You know, he's related to this Kevin far.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: You might be shout out to shout out to Kevin
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Farr if you're listening, Kevin, thanks for thanks for all
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: the years. Was brilliant, it was wonderful. But he's not
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: this week's this lad. Kevin Farrell from Dremna is this
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: week's this lad. And Kevin Farrel from Dremna went on
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: to succeed in the world of Catholicism to the point
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: that today, as Pope Francis has passed away, Kevin Farrel
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: is the acting head of the Vatican. Yeah, yeah, shot
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: from Dublin. I'm sorry to bury the lead there but
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Pope Francis has died in this story. Yes, Kevin Farrell,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: uh is the is the is the dude, He's the camera.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Lngo, Cambra lngo. That's it. I was trying to think
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: of the word. Yeah, yeah, that is his title.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I rest assured, right, Tom, everybody single
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: that that watched that to day that saw Camera Lango
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: was like I read Angels and Demons back in the day. Baby,
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: But he is the guy.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: He is.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: He's sort of running the show in the.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: In the absence of the Lord of Mercy, on the pontiff.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: The concrete for the for the for the lapse Pope there.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: But Frances seemed all right, seemed better than the last
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: lad he did.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: He seemed he seemed he's in the open minded. He seemed.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: A popen minded, open minded.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: But more open minded would seem than the lad ke
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: have to stepping in. But listen, it's got his detractor
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: you know, he does have his detractors, as it was seen.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: But he's also got a job to do, Tom, He's
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: got to pick he's got to help to pick a pope.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: He's got all, he's got to run the wake, got
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: to make sure there sandwiches, got to make sure he's
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: got a lot.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: He's got a lot in his hands. Now, yes, he's Jesus.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: He's got to get up to the signature book he's
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: got there, and I mean he's got a load of
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: cardinals over They're going to have to be fed as well.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: The whole shooting gallery needs to be on. He needs
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: to get a bit of wet timber. Whatever they're going
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: to do for the white smoke when they do eventually,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: what would you I suppose a bit of what what
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: whatf would probably do to.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: You're you're the smokeman, Tom, I've died, I'm here the barbiere.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I suppose he threw a couple of green leaves on
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: it too. It'll come up a bit white, you know
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: what I mean. But when they do finally pick, he's
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: not in the front running though he's not even in
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: the movies. I don't think he's thrown his name in
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: the pope hat looks like it looks like either there's
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: a Hungarian, a couple of Italians, there's an American, would
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: you believe it? And I think there's a couple wrong.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I think he's is there a guy from the Philippines.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I think he's in there too. I think, yeah, you
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: got it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: You gotta love the way tom me. You're just kind
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: of like it's like you've had an early listen to
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: the Eurovision, like the win for the Eurovision. You're like,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Hungary is coming too strong. I don't know. It's a
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: real totapper.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: It is a real toe tapper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: they will be kicking a new guy, but for the
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: time being, a keV is in play. Yeah, they have
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: no they have no look from that job last till eighties,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: three more years in the gig. They're assuming he'll just
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: be brought on like a lot of team managers when
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: they come in new to you set up, you know
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: what I mean, if you're coming in, you'd bring your
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: own backroom staf. But a lot of the time too,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: if there's guys like physios or maybe kit men, you'd
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: leave him there because they just know the system. They
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: just know the cyst. And kid's been there a good
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: long while. Like so, I mean, what's the point in
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: you know, he's only got three years left on the clock,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: so he'll be retired, he'll look, he'll lay out in
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: three years time. So they're reckon and he'll probably still
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: stay in as as what is it again, carlamengo, calamengo,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: scaramenga scar So they reckon. He'll hold onto the gig
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: as I suppose standing head coach slash stand in pope.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he gets to wear of the gear,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: if he gets to wear the hat. I don't know
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: if he gets gets.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you this one thing about the podcast
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: that you can't see because of the visual medium medium
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: in audio medium. And I'm watching Tom here over the
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: over the thing. Tom's so covered and paint that I'm
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: starting to think the camera is glitching. Hold it behind there,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: it's like it's it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Looks like I've gotten a lot of that paint off too.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I was that that is did you get any on
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: the wall? Brother? There's a bit there, there's a bit,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: but there's a hell of anime Jesus Christ. But yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: So that that's where Kevi is. That he's in the gig.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I no idea he was he was, He wasn't just picked.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: The way he made a sound in the headline is
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: that he was just peaked. This week he's been at
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: that a while, Like he's been in there a while.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: He's got named by Francis to get things to move.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: And the whole thing is he'll school the next filla too.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: So he's a perfect you know substitute.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Hey, this this is the guy that knows the Wi
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: FI pass code of the Vatican exactly.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Like he'll tell you when you know what's on where
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: the menu, what's what rub is on Fridays, stuff like that,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: like what's coming up at the weekend? Where to get
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: to tell you know what I mean, like all the
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: good stuff. Like he'll have all that smoothly transitioned, you know.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: So that's that's what representing. That's what God's representative on
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Eric needs is like an admin Gay of.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Course, Jesu. I mean, that's the top of it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Is George, Carl and God, all knowing and all powerful
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: should have admin right exactly. So listen, here's what we
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: said we do on the Tom and Jerry Show, and
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: and and our condolences to to to Pope Francis didn't
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: seem like the worst of them, to be honest with you,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: of the three popes that we've known in our lives. Tom,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: you know, he's second best. What can I tell you?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: There?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: You go? H So, So what we said we would
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: do is we would give Kevin Farrell camer Lingo, Kevin Farrel.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Don't you know, not sound but Kevin Farrell, Kevin Farrell
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: advice on picking a new pube. One piece of advice,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: one from Tom, one from Jerry as to things you
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: should look out for when it comes to picking a
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: new pupe. And you are from Dublin, sir, you are
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Irish born. I believe you were American reared, but you
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: were born on the streets to Gremnalst, so you know
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Dublin town.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: He's agore too, grew up in and now you're speaking
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: house apparently they that's all this spoken home could have
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: ended up in the rare you wouldn't know.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Well he has that on me. Tom, I'm a girl,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I have a couple of So anyway, we're gonna give
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: you a piece of advice, a piece on picking the
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: next pope as to how to get like a real
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: good one in there like this Christ. This world needs it,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: and right this second, with Chinese robots running the fucking
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: half Marten, we need a hope.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: So Tom, I'm going to.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Give my piece of advice. Ah, Kevin, buddy, if you're
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: listening to this, insurance, you need insurance, all right. Every
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: single pope that I've ever known in my lifetime has
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: been an old man. Yeah, I'm sorry now, and again
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: I go back to Angels and Demons. If you remember that,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: they elected briefly spoilers for Angels and Demons, they elected
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: you and McGregor as the pope. He turned out to
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: be a wrong one and they killed him in the end.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Again, I said, spoilers, bigle train, you were gonna throw
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: out there, But in anyway, that was a different gig.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: We're gonna come back round to that in a second, right.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: So again, like that was Ewan McGregor when Angels and
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Names came out ten years ago. So what was he
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: forty odd?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: And then the Pope must die with Robbie Coltrane, Big
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: movie when we were young again, Robbie Coltrain was like
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: maybe forty at the time, right, So these are forty
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: year old men a favor of you and McGregor in
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: a road race over Robbie col Train and May recipes. Ah,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: what is wrong with a forty to fifty year old pope?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I want to see what I want
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: to see. I tell you what I want to say.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I want to see Terry Crews in there with like
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: sleeveless like I'm wrong, a sleeveless vestments. Do you know?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Sid pipes on him, like you know Terry because like
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: not for.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Nothing as well, Pope Francis came along solely because I
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: don't want to school anyone on history. Pope Francis came
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: along because the guy they elected as Pope, Pope Joseph Ratzinger,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: just he was like a month and a half in
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: the job and then it was like shut this guy's
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: old as fuck.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't do this. He's old man. Yeah, he
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: completely aged out like within I mean, there's a lot
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: of pressure on Jesus Christ. He went downhill from the
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: get go, like he was.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: So we want an insurance. Okay, okay, a young guy
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: and he doesn't have to be super young, right, he
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: can be in his sixties, he can be in his
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: seventies as long as he's on that HG hit Thomas Long.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: He's on that human growth hormone.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: But he's got what is busting out in his head
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: like your man, your man that was in the New
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Center movie what's his name? That with the beard, that
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: guy JK.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Simmons, right right, Simmons, absolutely shit, yeah, yeah yeah. So
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: and like you know stallone in the later Rocky movies,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: like Rocky Bill bo like you know, he was like
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: sixty six sixty seven and everybody's like, god, damn, he's
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: too old. And then he fucking.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Drops the robes and he's like the lost got it,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Buddy's like, you know, you don't have sure the head.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: The head continues to grow because it has gus throne,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you leend up with the
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: head the size of a you know, a square bage, right,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: do you know?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Like you know, the phrase is old and feeble, but
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: it doesn't have to be No, it can be old
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: and oh god god, Sam still good. So what I suggest, right,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Kevin Farrell? Give him that he's from Dublin. He runs
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: a very very unique Dublin based and journys test that
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: any pope.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Should be able to do.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I like this, yeah, okay, very simple, very popy. Okay,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: the pope should be able to run up and down
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: the hill to the Papal cross in the Phoenix Park.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Now you're talking.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom, that is the McBride family
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: sledding venue of choice when it's snowing. I gotta tell you,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: anybody out here listening to the sound of my voice,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: go to the Papal Cross when the snow falls, because
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: it is a sheer forty five degree slope down, No
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: mad bumps, no mad anything. It's just like straight as
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: a die, right the way down. And then you the
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: kids sled down and then they have to come all
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: the way back up, and invariably I'm with them. So
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I go down and I run back up, and I
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: gotta tell you to run back up. That forty five degree.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Hill is a son of a bitch, and I'd like
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: to see never fitter and it's a son of a bitch.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I'd like to see him ring ring some bells as well,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: huge belt you know swonder would takes like you know
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: those fable famous ones that take like eight leads to
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: be I'd like to see them. Do you know what
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I mean? If you saw Terry Crews is pulling four
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: or five ropes all at the same time, You're like,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: this is our guy, this is our guy. He's absolutely ranked.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy's gonna get so like anybody that wants
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: to be in consideration for Pope, even if these are
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: these Hungarian dudes or whoever they are, get them at
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: the finished park. Get them to run up and down
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the paper cross gladiate or travelator style, Oh yeah, five times,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: maybe ten, or do a beep test. Just keep them
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: running and the last man going.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: That's a great shout, that's a great shot.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: That's what I got for.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: What do you got? This is going to be totally
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: biased given us, but and it's not an Iris singer
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: written before anybody wonders.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Name the thirty two counties.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: He's gotta be and I'm just going to throw it
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: out there. He's got to be funny, he's got to
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: be light hearted. He's got to be a good fun guy.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I want to be saved. Whatever about you know, you're
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: dead right in Juran's bit of power in him. I
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: want to see all that, for sure. But I want
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: to see a guy that can save in front of
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the mic, can do a tight, tight fifteen in front
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: of ten thousand people, in the fact your people are chocolate.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: This is it. I want to put out all the drones,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: strikes and whatnot. Do you know what I mean, just
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: banging them out there, just being funny, just being light hearted,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: just being a pure charmer up there, exactly like when
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Obama got on the mic, You're like, this fell is
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: fair funny, Like he's just so so likable.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: I want the same thing that was always that, that
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: was always the thing with Obama. It's like, you know,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: every time they'd be like drones striking a wedding man
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: killing everybody to perform, and then you go out and
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: be like, ah.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: So love with you starts dancing with the wife and
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: stuff like.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Old tune, how about this guy? And it's like you'll
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: forget about all that kind of what have you over there?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: So so okay, you want the pope to do tight
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: five is what you?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Tight fifteen? I mean headliner standard, Like I want to
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: see a rip it, you know, because he's got to
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: hold a huge court, like you know what I mean.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Anytime and they do they tend to do, you know,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: they throw the hand out there, he kiss the ring
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I'd like to see him kind
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: of just make a move like go you know what
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: like it ury and that's it's twy Tom.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: You're you're you're showing how the sausages made. There again,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Me and Tom are comedians, one working, one lap. But
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Tom just said, like a headliner slot is a tight fifteen? No, no, Tom,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: a headliner slot should be like a tight thirty five.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Oh why would have tight fifteen exactly? I know, I know.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: But all I want, that's all I would need from
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: the guy. I need him to hit it like a
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: headliner for fifteen minutes, you know what I mean, and
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: smash it for fifteen exactly, fifteen.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Minutes, a good material, twenty minutes, a crow working Jim
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: jab your fucking golden be amazing.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I reckon it'd be amazed if any couples in this evening. Yeah,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: bless you and bless you. You know what I mean.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I'd love to see it. Just he has that charm
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: about him where he's just throwing out funny ones like because.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Not not not to get too deep with the town, right,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: But the Catholic Church are how will we say this?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: They're losing their audience. This is it by by nothing
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: if not not timed, They're losing the audience. The older
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: people are what's the word I'm looking for here? Tom
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: isn'tdying off?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I can't think of a better word for way. No,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: they're you know, and then the younger audience are not
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: buying anybody, They're not buying tickets, they're not coming to
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: see the show.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Well unless it's like the one you told me about
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: the blessing of the of the pets. Was that Was
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: that a Protestant one? Of course it was, of co.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Course it was more than in a future episode of
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: The Tom and Jerry Show. Were Protestants you blessing your pets?
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: That's that's a clear demographic winner.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I got to unbelievable, unbelievable.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: That's a differentiating I do know, I do know it
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: gives you that four quarter of appeal.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I do know local priests who have blessed like you know,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: herds of cattle and stuff like that, and I do
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: know of that. I've heard of that happening. But like,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm not about. Tom.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I've known priests in my time that looked me dead
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: in the eye and said, don't cry for a dead dog.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's it's yeah.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: You gotta you're gonna have to change tech and to
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: change tack. I think We're gonna need an absolute sweetheart
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: at the top, you know what I mean, just the
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: guy you're like, ah, yeah, I love this guy. I
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: love this guy.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna tell you to him like
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: you know as well, I'm gonna throw in another thing
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: here you want me to go for It wouldn't hurt
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: if he was a good looking dude.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. All the charm needs to
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: come across, like you know what I mean. I'm not
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: saying he's got to be wearing the Gucci slippers or
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: the you know what I mean, like whatever, but it
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: just no harm to have a bit of a chisel jaw,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: So, Kevin Farrell, if you're listening to this show, what
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: you want to look for in the new popes of
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: this world is a handsome silver fox that's good crack,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: that can you know, do a bit of crossfish look.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: And I gotta tell you, like if George and anything
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: that's fucking crossbed buddy.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: As my wife did said to me, she was like,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: if you're a pope, like you know what I mean,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: you know, or holy man, like this is the weekend
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: you'd want to go though, isn't it, you know what
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is the weekend you want to go.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Like then on Easter Monday, he fucking he gave Jesus
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: that the Sunday to come back, and then he was like, folks,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: what do you want to see in your new pope?
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Do you care at all? I mean, who knows?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Even if you don't care, I think it's still interesting
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: even if you don't care. If you were if you
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: were given that, you were giving the blank sheet to
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: produce the criteria for old cal Farrell there, I'd like
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: to hear what people people would look for a full
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: head of hair, as you said, like you know, a
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: silver fox like nuts, it's little bit, you know, it's
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: just for me in espress the words kind of looking dude,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: that's exactly it. I think Clooney Clooney esque would be good.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I mean he's a bit too much, like he's too
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: much sometimes like but you know, maybe a Kevin Costner
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I think would go down well. Groo wouldn't mind even
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: smoking a smoke every so while, just taking a city
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: out every so often, like.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, like I'm saying, God God is everywhere.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: We just gotta we got to look for each other,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, look out for each other
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: and smoke him if you let him, if you got him.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: You know, just.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: That is sure to make an interesting comment section now
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: of what everybody in Aaron wants and hope. Okay, let
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: us know in the comments. We're gonna come right back
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: to that. But we're gonna wrap up tonight because one
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: of us, Tom is fading fast.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: One of us isn't getting any more sober I can
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: tell you that.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: wrap up tonight with and it's all happens some It
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: so happens to fit in with this weekend because every
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: now and then me and Tom Bear look back and
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: our lives and I realized, hey, we're in my forties.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: We've seen a lot of shit. Okay, we're a lot like.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: The Pope in that regards, or indeed Jesus.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: So what we do is what in fucking comparison, there
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you put that in the poster, tomol
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Money not unlike the Pope. We take a look back
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: at our lives and we realized, holy shit, we really
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: have lived in the fulcrum of life. Young enough to
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: see the old ways, old enough to see the new ways.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: And what we do is.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Reminiscend those times in a segment we call we Remember
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: when when I was a young.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: This was I broached you and I have one thing. Dammy,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: the fucking drink isn't happened my segways. I'll tell you
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: No, no, And to be fair, there you came at
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: that from you went to uh, you went to Cork
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: for that segue there. Then you did a circle around
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: the they can't say road around about drove all the
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: way back to Dublin. I was wonder where we're going
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: to get to the points at all? But fair place
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I went.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: I went, I went around my elbow to check me.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Watch you did.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: But what we Here's the thing when we remember we did.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: This isn't a segment where we were like, hey remember
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: he man, No, that's it's not that kind of segment.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: But me and Tom, like I said, we've seen a
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: lot of shit. And one of the things we witnessed
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: which would help me in my drunken state, Tom, yeah,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: is we drop a coffee?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Would exactly exactly.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: While as I can throw a stone out of my
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: window right here now, Tom and hit a shop that
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: will sell me coffee.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: That wasn't it was the way brother. It's Mandela effect,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: isn't it? Like we look at each other and go, no,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: there was always there was always coffee, coffee and coffee shops,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: and there was there wasn't We didn't all have a thing.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: There was like you know, ar I mean there's a
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: there's two different yolks for making coffee outside there, you
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, from espresso to the other thing.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I remember when if somebody came to your mother's house
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: and they took the coffee option, she'd be Garson under
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: her breath. It was seldom chosen off in the option
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: or to be only to be only a Bollix would
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: ask for because the new full well, all it was
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: going to be was Maxwell House from the back of
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: and you would just powdery stuff and you're ramendous spoon
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: into it, trying to get a bit out of it
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: because it had all gone hard. It'd been in there
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: for two years and you're trying to get a bit
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: of Maxwell into us. Absolutely tarmac, you know, horrible out
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: of stuff.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Tom, do you remember before we get any deeper than
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I've never had it, but it's been brought up to
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: me a couple of times.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Chickory never had it. I don't it's isn't it a
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: natural plant or something? Isn't it?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like coffee, kind of like coffee. It
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: never it's like it's it's like bovril of coffee in
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: so far as it wasn't a powder or it was
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: a liquid that you poured a wee bit into the
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: bottom of a cup and then you poured hot water
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: into it and you started.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Up, and it was coffee ish in nature, I guess, yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I mean there was other things that there was complaint.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I remember my grandparents loved complaint whatever, you know, because
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: that would be on horlicks and the whatnot. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: but we're not talking about that right now. We're talking
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: about you wouldn't get it put. I mean, there wasn't
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: delis either.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you I know that another episode.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I'll give you a point of reference to
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: when it wasn't available, And this is ninety No, it
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: was a two thousand. It would have been nineteen. It
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: would be two thousand, Yes, was that two thousand, Yeah,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: it was. And we were on the building site a
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: small village and a shop that would be now I
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: assume a CenTra or whatever a land is now or something.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I remember asking the woman, because I didn't bring my
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: flask with me, I asked her if she would make
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: me a cup of tea. And she didn't have even
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: the styrophone cups that they were the first things, you know,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: they didn't she didn't even have that. And it was
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: like a thing where we were like she looked at me, like,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: you want me to make you a tea? So she
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: had to go into her own house as part of
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: the and she had to go and make me a
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: cup of tea. But not long after that then the
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: local pedroes station here O'donald's in care. They had the
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: It was like a plastic It was nearly like it's
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: like a cartridge. You'd load into the machine and to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: puncture it and drive coffee, drive hot water through it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: That was my first experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with a
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: coffee machine. Okay, so like you know, yes, you could
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: drink maxwell house such has oh you fucking wanted, right,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Nobody had like a drip machine or or like the
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: American coffee machine, like, oh, I put the jug underneath it,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: and it dripped all night and then I woke up
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: in the morning.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Neppie, they stick an neppiy in it or something and
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: then it drips away through it or some shity.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it wasn't a thing, no, and gentlemen,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: as we were growing up, okay, but then this notion
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: of the coffee shop came along in the mid nineties. Yeah,
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: And the first version of that that got was was
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: as Tom said, I remember those little there were like
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: a little characters. There were like a little Nintendo card.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: That's exactly, It's like a Nintendo card.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: And I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and and and
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: and where we bought them up home, and that had
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: that version of that machine. You went to the cashier
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: or the checkout and said kind of have a coffee,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: and they had you paid a pound, and they gave
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: you a character, and you walked over the machine. You
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: plugged it in and and it came out of That
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: was how we did to tell and I used it right.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: They actually trusted us to handle the cariacters ourselves. We
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: didn't have to go up like the fucking getting the
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: balls at the pool Cube, Jerry. They actually trusted us
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: to put the characters in ourselves rather more man don't.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Right, But that was the that was as close as
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Monahan in the late nineties got to Central Perk.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: That was right, Yes, Central Perk, Yes, so And.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I I mentioned Central Perk, Tom, because I really feel
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: that is what Claude coffee shops in worldwide, the coffee
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: shop in Friends, and and and and the reason Central
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Park is in Friends. Let's I'm incredibly mistaken here was
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: that they originally wanted the Central Park and Friends to
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: be a bar that everybody went to and they drank
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: beer and a bar. It was too close to Cheers,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: and Cheers have just gone off the air. So they're like,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: where else can six people in their thirties go to
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: chat about mundane ship a coffee shop? Right, fine, Central Park.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: They have a central coffee shop that they all go
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: to and it's all a good time. And Friends was
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: like mass of thing across the nineties, and I reckon
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Tom worldwide. Everybody was like, can we have one? Can
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: we can we have that? Yeah?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I don't mean like having a little characters to coffee
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: in queens and and drinking it as I drive wherever.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: And I don't mean like the machine in the hospital
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: when I'm waiting on fucking bad news. A couple of
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: dog pass here.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Now because I'm talking about it, I just think of
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: that cup from Terminator Toot. That was it.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: That was as much as you got, like you know,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: it's like a machine like right, So we were there
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: for that time. We were there listening to our early
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: generation iPods. When these coffee shops started to come along,
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: the Starbucks of the world, the place where the idea
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: where it was like you can go to a place
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: it's like a pub, it's open during the day, and
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: it's not like like it's not like the Kyle Moore.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: It's not like, oh my god, yeah, get like a
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: cup of tea with your lunch.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. You could just go
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: for coffee.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Just go for a mug of coffee. Now. The first
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: one that I remember was not one of the Shrouds
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: itself and Glory Tom, but it was a Costa coffee,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: which is piss Costa to this day.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: No cost want to sponsored the podcasts, wants.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: To send some send some money your away coast as wonderful.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I will advise anybody if they want to. The only
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: thing that you'll get out of Costa worth anything is
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: the mini. It's called a cartado. It's the only one.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: It's strong as it's strong. That's the only one. All
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: the rest of it are robbing. Everything else they have
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: in the menu is absolutely robbing you.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: But they're opened the cost of coffee. When the Marshes
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: shopping center opened in Dundg, the pail is lighting up
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: right now. To many listens to us from dun Dog
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: to drive it is like I remember that, but I'm
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: gonna I'm just actually real quick now do it quick
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: check when that happened, because I can tell you to
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: the to the to the minute. The first time I
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: set for in the coffee.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Shop, well, I know, I'm trying to think. I think
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: it was. It would have been Cork. They like there
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: was Pub's Glory and Limerick when I was in college,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: but there wasn't and there was cafe, so you know
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: what I mean, Like as you said, they weren't. You're
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: going for the full full Irish. Yes, you get a
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: coffee if you wanted a coffee, but you get the
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: full Irish or you get the tea. The first coffee
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: shop definitely in Cork, and I'd say it was probably
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: a Costa in the Douglas Shopping Center. I was probably
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: in or the Wilton Shopping Center.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: You're not a wrong brother, and and we're all coming
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: into it again because we're not acting like we we
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: got into our May twenties before we tasted coffee because
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: you could forget about it. But an actual bony Friday
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: coffee shop Costa opened in Douglas. Yes, indeeds are in
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: two thousand and five, and the Marshes shop in center
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: opened into Duck in two thousand and five. So I
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: reckon that was among the first times when we walked
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: into a place and was like, oh wow, look at this.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: We're in a days We're still in a day is
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: in a post nine to eleven world, but let's have
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I got a bone I was.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I came back two thousand and one, as I told
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you the story many times from the States, but it's
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I came back out bit of I became a bit
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: of a coffee anchor over there because they had Dunkin donuts.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: They had do you know they had these? There was
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: they had decent like it was a thing you'd go
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: to in the morning, because they did do a decent
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: coffee in the morning. It seemed to be a good
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: coffee dead, but it was a good coffee versus what
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: the I knew about coffee. You were having ice coffee's,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: you were having flat white, you know what I mean.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: You were having coffee on a daily basis. Now, because
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Heaven forbid, you asked for in an American coffee shop.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ Mighty. If you even got it, it'd be
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: another thing. But you we all came back from America
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: on where the coffee is? You got used to it
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: in Oh yeah, oh did you want when in a
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: week we were used to it.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, like you know, and again, everybody, you're
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: you were molded by coffee. True, we were born. Okay,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: so you're all very versed in your tolls and your grandees,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: and you're all this kind of cracking your Americanos and
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: your and your cappuccinos and your Moca's and all this
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: kind of crack. We had to learn that ship on
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: the fly. I'm gonna tell you this much now, Toms
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: ship fuck after not for nothing, right, We came up
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: in a time where all of that was new to us,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: and it was brought to us through the medium of
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: movies and TV where it was ridiculed and it was
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: part of a joke. It became part of a joke
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: to ask for a grande, skinny latte, machiao, no foam
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: kind of thing like that was we came up town
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: in a time where I was cutting edge comedy because
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I remember that in movies like Mister Geniality, You've Got Mail.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: That was like, you know, it was like, oh, could
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I have a grande and no pham blah blah blah,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: skinny blah blah blah, what have you? And that was
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: like haha, very very wide Like you know before that
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: was just like can I have a coffee black? Or
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: coffee with milk? And all of a sudden, I was like,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: you need to know where the latte was called? The
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: cappuccino was this is like you know when when when
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: when I slacked my dad or not being able to
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: use airtell you know what I mean?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: True, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but we were we
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: were there, Tom.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: We were like, you know, I'm not fuck, what's a cappuccino?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: That's a cappuccino. The questions we have asked in our lifetime, Tom,
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: what a cappuccino?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I have had anxiety at the counter. I can remember
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: that at the very beginning, You're going to go, I
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: don't know what, what where do I say? Do I
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: say it this way? That way? For a finishing, I'll
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: just have a medium And they're like, uh is that
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: a vent? You're like, I don't fucking know, right, But
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the stupid Italian words I.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Tell you, Tom to this day, if I ordering Starbucks,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I asked for a big one. I'm sorry, I asked
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: for a big one. Well go down about it and
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: a sheer contrariness. But like you and I, Tom are
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: of a vintage where we started doing stand up comedy
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: in the mid to late two thousands. I gotta tell
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: you that place was a battleground of people that wanted
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: to do bits about shops.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Christ might it was what that was?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: The that was that was a battleground. That was the
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Ryanair early flights. What's the deal with coffee shops?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: That guy doing my bit about I don't know what
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: event he is?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Jesus Christ. It was.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: It was rough times. It was the while the West,
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: it was the.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Worst of times. It was the blurst of times.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: It was I gotta tell you, everybody listening to this
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: right now, these problems. I didn't realize I was listening
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: to a podcast for old bastards. No, we're just telling
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: you that this was a transitional period that me and
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Tom both lived through, that you guys grew up in.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Because in my mind, there are audiences twenty two to
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: twenty seven tops down.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: At Max Max alone likely is later later in their thirties,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I would imagine, but they're kind of gone, yeah, I don't.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I don't like my five year old last the other day,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, can I start drinking coffee?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, I don't see the problem. I don't see about it.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: And he's like, do I have to drink decaf? I
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: you can drink whatever you want, whatever you want, Paul,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: give him a timble, she means, buddy, I don't care.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Give him a thimble full of this batter straight out.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, that's the most discussing thing I've ever tasted. Yep.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: And you keep that in mind. As little flat whites
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: are now nearly over four euros, you keep that in mind, son,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: You keep that in mind.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: It was never well. Like I say, if you are
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: not part of the twenty to twenty five year old
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry demographic and you are in fact a
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: little bit older and you remember that transition from there
• 48:09
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  Speaker 1: The bin company turns their coming at strange times. Tomorrow
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