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Short Sales, Fake Parachutes & Smothered Hashbrowns

Jamie just shorted a stock, but the only thing shorter might be Markus Schrenker’s career as a financial advisor. In this episode, Jamie & Chris juggle the insanity of:

Stock market shenanigans and short selling explained the only way they know how—badly. 📉

Why Markus Schrenker thought bailing out of his own plane mid-flight was a good idea. ✈️

How Waffle House secretly doubles as FEMA’s unofficial “tragedy barometer.” 🍳

Which colleges are ranked the best public schools and why it doesn’t matter if kids still can’t do their own taxes. 🎓

The real classes schools should be teaching (spoiler…

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