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90s Throwbacks + Divisional Round Preview (with Colleen Wolfe)!! · NFL Podcast Network Selects

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Speaker 1: And when I woke up this morning, I was feeling
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Speaker 1: pretty dangerous. On the tonight they are when we thought
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Speaker 1: they were not about, Hello, you plenty to win the gate.
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Speaker 1: They want you to cook the dinner. At least they
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Speaker 1: ought to let your shop for some of the grocers.
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Speaker 1: And on the way up, we're gonna buy the kneecap
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Speaker 1: off playoffs. You're kidding me. I'm just here so it
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Speaker 1: won't be fine. How could he not be romantic about football? Hell, everybody,
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Speaker 1: welcome to Benched with Bonetta and Colleen. What um, what's up? Buddy?
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Speaker 1: You're going to Buffalo? Going to Buffalo, Going back to Buffalo.
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Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago. That was my first trip
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Speaker 1: ever to Buffalo, and I always wanted to see a
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Speaker 1: game there and I was so excited. I felt like
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Speaker 1: I had the perfect Buffalo experience because it's snowed, snow
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Speaker 1: game I love. Then thrown onto set. Yes, we had
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Speaker 1: we had security guards shielding us from the snowballs that
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Speaker 1: were coming down, and then obviously we couldn't have that
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Speaker 1: when we started doing the show. But it was like
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Speaker 1: they won. It was great, it was perfect. I'm going
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Speaker 1: back now and the Bills are playing the Bengals, and
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Speaker 1: you know that atmosphere is going to be wild and crazy,
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Speaker 1: and Kyle Brandt will be there. I can't wait. I'm
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Speaker 1: so excited for you guys. Did you get hit by
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Speaker 1: a snowball? I did? Okay, okay, right in the chest.
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Speaker 1: That was cool. I think I remember seeing a video
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Speaker 1: of it, and I think you just like totally and
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Speaker 1: so what do you think, like, I don't even think,
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Speaker 1: you know, I like the stink guy to the camera
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Speaker 1: and the crowd, and then I would have chucked one back. Now,
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Speaker 1: I know when you went the first time, you had
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Speaker 1: the whole setup. You had like electric pants, which sounds dangerous. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: what's the what's the from the head, from head to toe. Well,
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Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what I'm wearing yet, but I
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Speaker 1: will underneath everything. I have electric pants. I have an
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Speaker 1: electric shirt, electric socks, electric gloves. I hate being cold
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Speaker 1: as it all battery powered? Are you? Well, you're plugged
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Speaker 1: into the battery, so like, I charge it all up
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Speaker 1: and you can't electrocute it on live television now, I mean,
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Speaker 1: I will risk it, but you can't fly with the
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Speaker 1: lithium ion batteries because like you can't source them when
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Speaker 1: you get home. You have to get them in your
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Speaker 1: carry on, like if you check a bag, you can't
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Speaker 1: put them then. And also that's like eighteen batteries. It's
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Speaker 1: just to carry on full of batteries. You're gonna the
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Speaker 1: security like things and they're gonna be looking through like
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Speaker 1: you know what. This actually just happened to me in Vegas.
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Speaker 1: The guys in front of me where they had car
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Speaker 1: parts or something like that. But I saw and they
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Speaker 1: had the hardcover like super heavy, like the cases if
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Speaker 1: you don't know what, Pelican cases where we can carry
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Speaker 1: our like super fancy expensive cameras. They had them in
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Speaker 1: Pelican cases and they were just like little small circular things.
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Speaker 1: And I was watching the woman watch it go through,
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Speaker 1: and there's nothing sketchier than watching that happened before you
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Speaker 1: get on the plane. And she was like looking at it,
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Speaker 1: looking at it, and he's like, it's parts from my core.
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Speaker 1: And everyone's like that one that's going to be calling
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Speaker 1: this weekend with her, truly truly. A couple of years
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Speaker 1: ago at the draft, A D. D. Kinkawala, She's amazing
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Speaker 1: and we both love plants, and so we were both
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Speaker 1: at the draft. I think it was in Cleveland, and
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Speaker 1: she brought me some plant clippings in this pot and
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Speaker 1: so I had to put it in my carry on.
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Speaker 1: I mean, listen, it's not not for me. I take
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Speaker 1: plant clippings from everybody, from all of my friends. I
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Speaker 1: go over to their house and if there's like and
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Speaker 1: then I plant it myself. And then it's like they're
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Speaker 1: at my house. It's great. What I know, I know,
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Speaker 1: but it's going through green thumb struggling. Could you come
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Speaker 1: over and say, yes, you know you need a moisture meter.
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Speaker 1: That is like So the only thing about this was
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Speaker 1: as the plant was going through the X ray machine,
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Speaker 1: it literally looked like a head and the t s
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Speaker 1: A agents started to like a freak out gathered around.
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Speaker 1: It's like, it's a plant. It's just a plant in there.
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Speaker 1: I know they hate when you yell stuff at them.
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Speaker 1: Because she these guys were trying to its car parts
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Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, let her do her job please,
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Speaker 1: Um okay, let's get in the show. We're so excited
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Speaker 1: to watching and Buffalo. It's gonna be a great game.
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Speaker 1: I speaking of games, want to play one today? This
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Speaker 1: is called um shoot, I don't have a name for
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Speaker 1: it amazing. Which young quarterback makes us feel worse about ourselves? Okay,
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Speaker 1: so there are a lot of young quarterbacks. All of
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Speaker 1: them are like under the age of thirty. Okay, Tom
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Speaker 1: Brady was our last hope for feeling young and fresh.
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Speaker 1: So I want to go through from oldest to youngest.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, like what was popular when they
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Speaker 1: were born. I was going to tell you what movies
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Speaker 1: were popping, what songs were popping. We're going to decide
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Speaker 1: which quarterback makes us feel worse about ourselves. We're old,
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Speaker 1: definitely the youngest. But okay, now then we're old. We're
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Speaker 1: just like I like at my peak. Right now, I
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Speaker 1: honestly feel the best that I've ever felt. So and
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Speaker 1: I'm being genuine Like, as soon as you get into
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Speaker 1: your thirties, somebody told me, when you're thirty, it's like
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Speaker 1: your twenty, but you actually have money in your bank
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Speaker 1: account the most part, sufficient funds for most of my
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Speaker 1: twenties overdraft fees. Overdraft fees, yes, I know, but like
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Speaker 1: you also just stop caring about like dumb stuff when
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Speaker 1: you're in your thirties, whereas like in your twenties, I
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Speaker 1: feel like I was just marred by like anxiety over
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Speaker 1: like the dumbest stuff, like I know myself better, I'm smarter,
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Speaker 1: you know what. Thirties. So let's make fun of these
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Speaker 1: young quarterbacks and they do have money though they do
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Speaker 1: have a lot of money. Um, okay, let's start with
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Speaker 1: Dak Prescott. He was born July twenty nine. I was too.
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Speaker 1: This is what was happening when Dak was born. Pop
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Speaker 1: culture events of the year, The Got Milk campaign launched,
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Speaker 1: beanie babies were created. What did you have beanie babies?
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Speaker 1: Did not? I had so many? You didn't have a one? Okay,
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Speaker 1: So I have a really bad story. This girl in
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Speaker 1: my school really wanted to be friends with me, and
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Speaker 1: like I was just like, I don't know, you're like
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Speaker 1: kind of a bully, Like I don't really want to
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Speaker 1: be friends with you. She showed up with two cardboard
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Speaker 1: boxes filled with beanie babies the next day and she's like,
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Speaker 1: these are all yours if you're friends with me. No,
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Speaker 1: she tried to buy her. She tried to buy me out,
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Speaker 1: and girl, I can be bought. So I took I
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Speaker 1: didn't sound like she was a bully. She was a bully.
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Speaker 1: She was weird vibes like I wasn't a bully and
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Speaker 1: that's why I was just like, I can't, I can't
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Speaker 1: hang out with you. I saw you push somebody into
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Speaker 1: a wall the other day. I would be like, we
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Speaker 1: could be friends. Everyone was trying to be my friend.
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Speaker 1: And I took them home and then her mom called
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Speaker 1: my mom and she was like, Rachel has all of
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Speaker 1: my kids beanie babies. She needs to give them back.
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Speaker 1: How many beanie babies did you end up having two boxes?
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Speaker 1: Why what do you do with all of these? I
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Speaker 1: gave them back, but I got to have a to
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Speaker 1: meeting babies for about twenty four hours. That was very exciting.
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Speaker 1: Sounds crazy, Um, okay, what else? Ryan Gosling and Justin
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Speaker 1: Timber like joined the Mickey Mouse Club. I feel like
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Speaker 1: this is like around our age. He doesn't make me
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Speaker 1: feel bad, this is this is fine. Though I throgot
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Speaker 1: that he was like closer to I thought you were
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Speaker 1: looking at the ages of all these guys. I always
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Speaker 1: think these quarterbacks are older than they are. They look older,
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Speaker 1: like I feel like we're on the same page. Like
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Speaker 1: they mature a lot faster. It's like presidential years, like
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Speaker 1: you kind of I think you age faster when you're
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Speaker 1: a quarterback. Movie of the Year for Dak Prescott is
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Speaker 1: Jurassic Park and the song was I Can't help falling
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Speaker 1: in Love with You by You Be forty. I don't
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Speaker 1: even know that one. What I was too Jurassic Park.
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Speaker 1: Jurassic Park. That was like a huge year for Steven Spielberg.
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Speaker 1: I think he came out yeah, I mean obviously something
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Speaker 1: around on our best Um, okay, up next. Patrick Mahomes
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Speaker 1: is twenty seven. He was born was four Gangster's Paradise
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Speaker 1: by COOLi. Oh, oh my god. That was like one
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Speaker 1: of my first singles. We can't actually say ob suit.
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Speaker 1: Movie of the Year toy Story. Pop culture events of
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Speaker 1: the year O J no Way, Drew Barrymore flashes David
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Speaker 1: Letterman on Late Show. Who could forget Brad Pitt's first
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Speaker 1: sexiest man Alive? This year is thriving. This is my
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Speaker 1: favorite year so far. Was a great year. The very
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Speaker 1: first online dating site, match dot com was created. Wait
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Speaker 1: in nine. That did not happen until two. Oh no,
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Speaker 1: I guess not dot com baby, Oh my god, no idea.
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Speaker 1: This is my favorite year so far is too close
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Speaker 1: to my year, like fine wine. Yeah, okay, so this
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Speaker 1: is good. Okay, Josh Allen, he is twenty six the man.
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Speaker 1: The man collectively looks fourteen and somehow, somehow fourteen sixteen
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Speaker 1: not six. Al Right, what was going on in ninety six? Okay?
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Speaker 1: Movie of the Year? Independence Day? Um, want to be
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Speaker 1: Spice Girl? Okay, that's banger. Cowboys win Super Bowl thirty
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Speaker 1: Um alright. P Tupac Tickle me Elmo is released Sickos Loose.
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Speaker 1: Tiger Woods made his professional debut. Wow, that was a
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Speaker 1: huge moment. Umunk. That's that's how we can think that
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Speaker 1: was That was the popular song. But I have to
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Speaker 1: say the next one. I have to say the next line,
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Speaker 1: Joe Burrow exactly the same. They are the exact same age.
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Speaker 1: Use that's just turned into colleens prep for this weekend.
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Speaker 1: Amazing work back in. But you didn't know the song
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Speaker 1: of the year. I did. I didn't know that they
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Speaker 1: were the same exact age they were. It seems like
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Speaker 1: Joe Burrow is older for some reason, Joe Burrows actually younger.
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Speaker 1: Josh was born in May and Joe was born in December. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so there you go. Um, Okay, Daniel Jones, do you
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Speaker 1: know how old Daniel Jones is? Oh, he's like, how old?
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Speaker 1: Does he looks like he's little baby? He's twenty five?
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Speaker 1: I was six. Song of the Year, Bob Movie of
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Speaker 1: the Year, ty Tannique, Really yeah, Sexy is mantled five
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Speaker 1: George Clooney. Of course that should just be the marker
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Speaker 1: for all of these guys. Award Ellen Degenerous came out,
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Speaker 1: was Monu Mental for television. It was um first Harry
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Speaker 1: Potter book came out. There were so many and Mike
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Speaker 1: Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear off. I mean, honestly, that
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Speaker 1: was the market a year. A year was a huge milestone. Okay, next,
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Speaker 1: jen Wan Hurts he is twenty four. Babes Saving Private,
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Speaker 1: Ryan Slaps Still Slaps such a good one. Pop Culture
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Speaker 1: Events of the Year. Britney Spears releases her debut single
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Speaker 1: Baby One More Time. Oh my god, I remember I
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Speaker 1: found out Britney. I can still picture myself on the
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Speaker 1: school bus when I found out that what Britney Spears's
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Speaker 1: birthday was, and it was the exact same as my brother's,
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Speaker 1: and I started bawling my eyes out, and I was like,
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Speaker 1: why can't you just date her? Like why can't you
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Speaker 1: be my sister? That's my sister's birthday And he was
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Speaker 1: on the bus with me and he was mortified. Britney
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Speaker 1: Spears was just like such a huge part of my
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Speaker 1: child it maybe she was a part of Jalen Hurts
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Speaker 1: as well. Um Sex in the City, Dosson's Creek and
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Speaker 1: tr L all premiered. I did not have that in Canada.
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Speaker 1: Did audition for the Canadian version of tr L multiple
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Speaker 1: times and never got it. What did that entail? It
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Speaker 1: was the same thing. It was like hot VJs. They
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Speaker 1: had like sayings and like really cool those and then
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Speaker 1: they got to like hang on Justin Bieber, it was like,
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Speaker 1: you remember like anything about your audition, like what you wore,
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Speaker 1: talked about a Nicki Minaj music video. No, God, I
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Speaker 1: would set myself on fire if that's somehow got out.
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Speaker 1: I remember talking saying, I remember talking to myself in
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Speaker 1: the mirror being like and up next, we've got a
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Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj and you know what she's famous for something something,
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Speaker 1: something I don't even remember. But it was bad and
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Speaker 1: I did not get it. I mean, I feel like
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Speaker 1: we all kind of had those auditions. This moment there
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Speaker 1: Miss Trevor Lawrence. His birthday is two days away from mine.
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Speaker 1: He was born in NW. We're starting to get now,
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Speaker 1: we're starting. I don't like I was starting at a
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Speaker 1: little nicky. Knew the Blair Witch Project premiered. That's like
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Speaker 1: my Instagram stories. What do you mean they just look
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Speaker 1: like the Blair Witch Project. That's my inspo. Um. Everyone
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Speaker 1: was panicking about Y two k Oh my gosh. My
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Speaker 1: best friend's mom had a all set up in her
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Speaker 1: basement of food water. She freaked me out so bad.
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Speaker 1: She was like, the prison gates are gonna open. You
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Speaker 1: are like, everything is gonna go wrong, nothing's gonna work,
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Speaker 1: everything's gonna malfunction. Like you have to come. I was
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Speaker 1: so petrified, telling she was prepper, yes, and I would
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Speaker 1: go home to my parents and I was like, we
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Speaker 1: don't have anything. We're not prepared. The prison gates are
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Speaker 1: us a serious and it was I wish that I
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Speaker 1: could just have a live camera on every Doomsday prepper,
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Speaker 1: like the day was supposed to happen, just like just waiting, waiting, waiting,
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Speaker 1: thank God, right God we were wrong? Um wow, Okay,
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Speaker 1: So that is Trevor Lawrence. He was born when I
13:51
Speaker 1: was eight. Okay, Jerry Hawk was his pro skater franchise
13:55
Speaker 1: launches same as Brock Pretty they are the same age,
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Speaker 1: which I did not know Trevor Lawrence and brockt. Trevorlawrence
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Speaker 1: and Brock Purty are just a couple of months away.
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Speaker 1: Trevor Lawrence was born in October. Brock Purtty was born
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Speaker 1: in December. Wow, you know, Brock Purty, We're just learning
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Speaker 1: so much about him. I love it. I love it too.
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Speaker 1: He really doesn't need to do much. He just like
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Speaker 1: slipped right in where Jimmy and it just it kind
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Speaker 1: of looks bad on Jimmy because he didn't really need
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Speaker 1: to do much. There's the rest of the team, Arounnis.
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Speaker 1: It's definitely just like at this point with Kyle Shanahan,
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Speaker 1: like plug and play, let's go. Okay, So, out of
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Speaker 1: all those quarterbacks that are gonna be starting this weekend,
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Speaker 1: who makes us feel the worse about ourselves? I mean
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Speaker 1: the fact that I knew it was going to be
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Speaker 1: the youngest, Like, I think it's Trevor Lawrence actually, because
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Speaker 1: pretty hit it. Trevor Lawrence has been you know, winning
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Speaker 1: championships and going into the playoffs and dealing with urban Meyer.
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Speaker 1: He's feel like he's out a different one. He's you
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Speaker 1: said three years I was such a hot mess at
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Speaker 1: twenty three years old. I can't imagine having the poise
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Speaker 1: that these quarterbacks do. Trevor aren't being in this situation,
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Speaker 1: carrying a team, being on a national stage, like being
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Speaker 1: the face of a franchise. Oh my god. And you
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Speaker 1: know what, that leads me to a good thing, because
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Speaker 1: we've we've got actual stock footage of when we were
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Speaker 1: twenty three years old. And if you were not watching
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Speaker 1: this on video, I'm sorry to say you are. You
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Speaker 1: were missing a lot. Are we gonna start with Colleen?
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Speaker 1: Are we gonna start with me? I don't even know
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Speaker 1: which ones you picked either. I don't know. I just
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Speaker 1: handed them over. They might show all of them. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so that was what I was living. I just moved
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Speaker 1: to l A. You had so many friends. I'm sure
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Speaker 1: I had so many friends. If you're just listening to this,
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Speaker 1: I have just am dancing to Drake in a Canadian flag.
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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. That was made
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Speaker 1: on a cardboard. I was gonna say, this looks like
15:40
Speaker 1: some type of cardboard box. Did you paint this yourself,
15:44
Speaker 1: like I did have to paint it. It looks like
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Speaker 1: more pathetic about it. It kind of reminds me of
15:49
Speaker 1: the vessel that French fries come in when you go
15:52
Speaker 1: to a fast food place. Like just look at McDonald's canister.
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Speaker 1: I was doing, no, I listen, I was was that
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Speaker 1: four I don't even remember. I don't even remember. That
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Speaker 1: was like when I just first started at Fox Sports,
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Speaker 1: I had moved away from home. But that's basically the
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Speaker 1: summation of my entire twenties is just doing very dumb
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Speaker 1: things in front of a camera. Because I dropped out
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Speaker 1: of college. I got out of there quick. I feel
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Speaker 1: like a lot of people were still doing college. That
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Speaker 1: was so smart of you, Like, I'm not even joking.
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Speaker 1: I just finished paying off my student loans. Well, hey, graduation,
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Speaker 1: what you do you just want to say, like when
16:29
Speaker 1: colleges tell you that you should do a five year program,
16:33
Speaker 1: don't listen to them, like you don't need it. I
16:36
Speaker 1: graduated with a degree in corporate communications, and look at
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Speaker 1: you communicating to corporate Okay, So Colleen, what were you
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Speaker 1: up to in your twenties? Well, I was getting a
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Speaker 1: very expensive education. Well, I mean definitely too. Well, I'm
16:55
Speaker 1: sure you saw the picture. I was living on a beach. Um. Yeah, oh,
17:03
Speaker 1: I was working so my first official job in sports.
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Speaker 1: I was at all I was at a lot of bars.
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Speaker 1: I was having a great time. I was getting my
17:14
Speaker 1: pilots license. Hold on, you have your pilot's license. Well
17:16
Speaker 1: not yet, but I'm still working on it. My goodness.
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Speaker 1: Why those batteries yourself? Right? Um? Okay that you that
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Speaker 1: are listening colleens just having a great old time in
17:32
Speaker 1: her twenties, and that's what we're supposed to do. It
17:34
Speaker 1: has to be a professional football player. Nothing has changed exactly. Um.
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Speaker 1: The last picture was me. Um. It's called Aaron Express
17:43
Speaker 1: in Philly, and it's just like for every St. Patrick's
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Speaker 1: Day weekend, everyone gets like completely after obliterated. And you know,
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Speaker 1: now Aaron Express is an absolute nightmare. Like you're in
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Speaker 1: the city and you're like, oh no, it's that weekend again.
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Speaker 1: But when you're in or twenties, it's like, this is amazing,
18:02
Speaker 1: so funny to think back on the places that we
18:05
Speaker 1: used to love to go and we were like these
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Speaker 1: guys ages and now we think about it in our
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Speaker 1: thirties and I'm like, I would never we can pay
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Speaker 1: me to go to my favorite bar, Like my shoes
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Speaker 1: would be sticking to the floor, and then I would
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Speaker 1: the next morning wake up and go to flight school.
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Speaker 1: That is concerning, you know, that is actually quite concerning. Okay,
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Speaker 1: we're gonna go to break coming up next, we are
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Speaker 1: previewing those young guns. We're going to talk about this
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Speaker 1: weekend slate games. Don't we'll get all right, we're talking
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Speaker 1: to visional round. We've got we really are running out
18:56
Speaker 1: of football and I'm kind of starting to panic about it.
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Speaker 1: What are we supposed to do besides like, okay, let's
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Speaker 1: break down some of these games. Jags versus Chiefs. Chiefs
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Speaker 1: are an eight and a half favorite. I'm actually surprised
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Speaker 1: with all of the lines in these games, Like the
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Speaker 1: lines are really large for a divisional round, you know, weekend.
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Speaker 1: I feel like these teams are usually more like evenly
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Speaker 1: matched and you see like maybe minus three, you know,
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Speaker 1: not seven, eight five. Kind of crazy to me. But
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Speaker 1: let's start with this first game Jags Chiefs. Um. I
19:35
Speaker 1: I really want the Jags to keep this close. I
19:37
Speaker 1: feel like in the latter half of the season, the
19:39
Speaker 1: Chiefs had some weird games and we're way too close
19:44
Speaker 1: than they should have been. But you're going against Andy Reid,
19:47
Speaker 1: you're going against Patrick Mahomes, You're going against Travis Kelsey,
19:49
Speaker 1: who has had like the greatest season of his career. Seemingly, Um,
19:55
Speaker 1: I cannot bet against the Chiefs. I can't do it,
19:59
Speaker 1: but I do the Jags keep it within eight points,
20:02
Speaker 1: I think, Well, it's tough because, first of all, Andy
20:06
Speaker 1: Reid this is the most cliche thing ever, but it's
20:10
Speaker 1: so true. He's so good off of a bye all
20:13
Speaker 1: the time. So now they had this this time to
20:17
Speaker 1: put together all sorts of crazy plays, and you know
20:20
Speaker 1: that that is what Andy Reid loves to do. The
20:22
Speaker 1: last time we saw the Chiefs, they were doing their
20:25
Speaker 1: snow globe play, or they were all on the huddle
20:28
Speaker 1: and like did a little ring around the rosie. And
20:30
Speaker 1: of course you know that didn't result in a touchdown
20:32
Speaker 1: because of a hold or something something, but way more hilarious.
20:36
Speaker 1: I mean, that's all anyone talked about with this game
20:39
Speaker 1: was the touchdown that wasn't actually a touchdown. But the
20:42
Speaker 1: last time these two teams played, like Patrick Mahomes had
20:46
Speaker 1: one of his best games of the year, Like you
20:49
Speaker 1: can't hold him back. And I don't think that Juju
20:51
Speaker 1: Smith Schuster even finished that whole game. So now they
20:55
Speaker 1: have him too, and I just don't think that the
20:58
Speaker 1: Jags are going to be able to stop the Chief's offense. Plus,
21:01
Speaker 1: if Trevor Lawrence has any type of issues like he
21:04
Speaker 1: did this past week, starting the game with any type
21:07
Speaker 1: of turnovers, the Chiefs are gonna immediately take advantage. And
21:11
Speaker 1: for sure that's a scary team to play. I love that.
21:13
Speaker 1: So Trevor Lawrence went to a waffle house after the
21:16
Speaker 1: win last week, Why wouldn't you? Patrick Mahomes says that's
21:18
Speaker 1: a baller move. He was asked what he did after
21:20
Speaker 1: his first playoff win, and he's like, hmm, I can't
21:22
Speaker 1: remember so long ago. I've just one so much because
21:25
Speaker 1: like I probably had a probably Gore's lights. But then
21:28
Speaker 1: he was just like maybe if I win. He's like,
21:31
Speaker 1: maybe if I win, I'll think of something fun to
21:33
Speaker 1: do this weekend. Like just like, maybe if I win.
21:37
Speaker 1: He knows. I feel like he has like his whole
21:39
Speaker 1: schedule planned out are exactly. He already knows where the
21:42
Speaker 1: parades going in Kansas, Okay. Giants, Eagles, Eagles are favored
21:46
Speaker 1: by seven and a half. I'm gonna let you take
21:48
Speaker 1: this one because I know who you're gonna pick. Do
21:50
Speaker 1: the Giants keep it close? Do you anticipate stressing out
21:53
Speaker 1: on Saturday? Yes, because I always stress out when I
21:57
Speaker 1: watched the Eagles play, and you know, we've watched this
22:00
Speaker 1: past weekend. We saw a couple division rivals play each other,
22:04
Speaker 1: and it's just different when you play a third game
22:07
Speaker 1: against the same team, like you can keep this close.
22:10
Speaker 1: You the teams know each other so well, so that
22:13
Speaker 1: makes me a little nervous. I mean, plus this game
22:17
Speaker 1: was when they played in Week eighteen, it was close
22:20
Speaker 1: and the Giants were resting starters and Jalen Hurts obviously
22:25
Speaker 1: wasn't one, and hopefully he will be better now. But
22:30
Speaker 1: that is the concern, and it's a major one for me.
22:33
Speaker 1: That's stressing you out. That jail is not like way
22:36
Speaker 1: back to. I mean, he just took so much time off.
22:38
Speaker 1: That is the concern, Like why not start to I mean,
22:41
Speaker 1: I guess you want him to be as healthy as
22:44
Speaker 1: you can have him in the postseason, but like I
22:46
Speaker 1: don't know, start to get some reps here and there.
22:48
Speaker 1: If you're able to I feel like they're just they
22:50
Speaker 1: were just trying to like bubble wrap them a little bit.
22:52
Speaker 1: And hopefully Lane Johnson on the offensive line will be
22:57
Speaker 1: healthy and good because like the Giant's front can can
23:01
Speaker 1: get after quarterbacks. So that is something that is definitely
23:05
Speaker 1: on the radar. So on Barkley, he's so good too,
23:07
Speaker 1: like this whole season. And Daniel Jones was using his legs.
23:13
Speaker 1: Dany Jones famous. Actually I can't even remember his age.
23:16
Speaker 1: Now I have the Eagles, but I have them very close.
23:19
Speaker 1: I have twenty four, So I feel like the Giants
23:21
Speaker 1: cover and they keep it close. But it's gonna it's
23:23
Speaker 1: gonna stress all of us how it's gonna be close.
23:25
Speaker 1: Favorite Bengals Bills. Bills are favored by five and a half.
23:29
Speaker 1: I thought that this was gonna be like minus one,
23:33
Speaker 1: minus three. I don't know. There's just like I know
23:36
Speaker 1: that the Bills have so much to play for. And
23:38
Speaker 1: Kyle and I were talking on Tuesday's episode that like,
23:41
Speaker 1: could you imagine, I guess the Bills have like a
23:44
Speaker 1: Buffalo great come out before every single game and like
23:47
Speaker 1: get the crowd hyped up. Imagine if it's du Mars. No,
23:51
Speaker 1: I can't plays game go crazy. Oh my god, that
23:56
Speaker 1: would just be so feel good. Um, so obviously the
23:59
Speaker 1: Bills have it onto play for. But like the Bengals
24:01
Speaker 1: went through this as well, Right, the Bengals went through
24:04
Speaker 1: the exact like maybe they weren't his teammate, but they
24:06
Speaker 1: were on the field, they were hugging each other, they
24:08
Speaker 1: were Jesus distraught. Their reactions were. We're just as animated,
24:14
Speaker 1: Like you could feel how upset they were, how scared
24:17
Speaker 1: they were, how stressed they were, how how just like
24:19
Speaker 1: jarred everyone was. Um, I'll never forgot Joe and Josh
24:23
Speaker 1: hugging everything, watching everything felt so surreal from that night.
24:29
Speaker 1: And yeah, they played for like nine minutes before that happened,
24:34
Speaker 1: and in those nine minutes it felt like Cincinnati had
24:38
Speaker 1: all of the momentum in the game and that Cincinnati
24:41
Speaker 1: and Joe Burrow was just going to have one of
24:43
Speaker 1: his great games. And then obviously they didn't finish it out.
24:47
Speaker 1: But I think a lot has changed in a short
24:50
Speaker 1: period of time, as in the offensive line for Cincinnati
24:53
Speaker 1: is going to be a major issue. I think in
24:55
Speaker 1: this game, even without the Bills having Von Miller, I
24:59
Speaker 1: still think that they are going to get after Joe Burrow,
25:02
Speaker 1: and he's not going to have a ton of time,
25:03
Speaker 1: I know, but I feel like the first couple of
25:06
Speaker 1: seasons that we followed Joe, who's like Joe has been
25:08
Speaker 1: hit the most out of any quarterback in the league,
25:11
Speaker 1: like over and over and over again. So like that
25:13
Speaker 1: gives me a little bit of faith. And then also
25:15
Speaker 1: I've got the Bengals, by the way, I'm taking them
25:17
Speaker 1: by thirty one thirty. I think it is going to
25:20
Speaker 1: be such a fun and close game. But then the
25:22
Speaker 1: Bills they almost lost to the Dolphins. That was scary.
25:26
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was about. It was very close.
25:28
Speaker 1: Its weird. Also like against named Skyler. The last time
25:33
Speaker 1: the Bills played the Dolphins um in the regular season,
25:37
Speaker 1: that was the game I was at with the snowballs
25:40
Speaker 1: and everything else, and that was a close game too,
25:42
Speaker 1: So I mean they're match up, it's just like not
25:48
Speaker 1: a great matchup. Are you able to give your prediction
25:51
Speaker 1: for this game? Are you going to save this one
25:53
Speaker 1: was the most difficult to pick for me, and I
25:55
Speaker 1: went back and forth, But I'm picking the Bills. I'm
25:57
Speaker 1: sure I will change my mind several times before the game,
26:00
Speaker 1: all right, Finally, let's get into the playoff preview presented
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26:12
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26:16
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26:45
Speaker 1: the Cowboys can can cowboy themselves, you know what I mean?
26:48
Speaker 1: Like they have they have a tendency of lasts swing
26:52
Speaker 1: themselves into a loss. Yeah, So I don't know. I
26:56
Speaker 1: got real nervous watching the fort are the Cowboys the
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Speaker 1: past week, Dak Prescott and the offense like Dac was dealing,
27:03
Speaker 1: he looked so good handled the Bucks, I mean. And
27:07
Speaker 1: also you can't really, I don't know. It's tough because
27:10
Speaker 1: the Bucks. I don't have a ton of faith in them,
27:13
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of us are like exactly like,
27:16
Speaker 1: and they're hosting a playoff game. Come on, it's just
27:19
Speaker 1: like a bad division all around. But the Cowboys just
27:23
Speaker 1: looked like they finally hit that stride that they needed
27:27
Speaker 1: at the exact right time. And like the defense too,
27:30
Speaker 1: with Michael Parsons flying all over the place. Laton vanderessh
27:34
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27:37
Speaker 1: eleven straight games, like they have had the momentum for
27:42
Speaker 1: almost the entire season. It feels like, and they're playing
27:44
Speaker 1: with brock Purty, and they're making brock Purty look great.
27:47
Speaker 1: Because when things are going bad for brock Purty like
27:50
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27:53
Speaker 1: uses all of these different ways to scheme up ways
27:57
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28:00
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28:02
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28:06
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28:09
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28:13
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28:15
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28:17
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28:20
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28:25
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28:28
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28:30
Speaker 1: then I feel like this game he'll look much better.
28:33
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28:37
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29:56
Speaker 1: We were talking about the best and the worst thing
29:58
Speaker 1: all week and wouldn' the best? All right, this is
30:16
Speaker 1: the best the worst thing that I saw all week.
30:18
Speaker 1: Colleen does not know what these are. She is blind reacting.
30:22
Speaker 1: First things first, here is the best thing that I saw.
30:26
Speaker 1: Blessed kickers. Okay, God, bless kickers. They do not have
30:30
Speaker 1: an easy job. Brad ma Her on Monday night missed
30:33
Speaker 1: how many for Yeah, yeah, but this is this is
30:37
Speaker 1: what I loved to see. Okay, check out ceedee Lamb
30:39
Speaker 1: trying to make him feel a little bit better. Good,
30:43
Speaker 1: good good that I can't I can't imagine walking back
30:54
Speaker 1: after the fourth miss and just being like, wow, that
30:58
Speaker 1: is rough, and then to have CD there. I mean,
31:00
Speaker 1: you saw Dax reaction. It wasn't that for two. It
31:05
Speaker 1: was not for that. I mean I was like shocked
31:08
Speaker 1: that Mike McCarthy kept rolling him back out, And I
31:12
Speaker 1: guess when you're in that situation and you're up big,
31:15
Speaker 1: you kind of have to just keep putting him out
31:18
Speaker 1: there to have him go through whatever demons and kind
31:21
Speaker 1: of get through whatever he needs to because you're going
31:23
Speaker 1: to need him down the line. He said, You've build
31:26
Speaker 1: us out plenty of times. Like but I feel like
31:29
Speaker 1: there is there like a headier position in all of
31:33
Speaker 1: sports other than like a picture. Oh well, I guess
31:37
Speaker 1: a quarterback, but you've got multiple chances to you and
31:43
Speaker 1: you bring the kicker in, especially when it's like a
31:45
Speaker 1: game winning I couldn't imagine. I could not. I am
31:49
Speaker 1: not good under pressure. Are you know, I'm I don't know.
31:52
Speaker 1: It depends, okay, breg like pressures make diamonds. Okay. I
31:58
Speaker 1: don't really know if I want to put this in
32:00
Speaker 1: the best category, and I don't know if I want
32:02
Speaker 1: to put this in the worst category. So it kind
32:03
Speaker 1: of goes somewhere in the middle. Um, we've got a
32:07
Speaker 1: clip about Aaron Rodgers talking about something. Let's let's roll. No,
32:12
Speaker 1: we had all the conversations like we wanted to have
32:14
Speaker 1: about about football for now. Um, you know they're not
32:18
Speaker 1: pressing for any type of specific, you know answer, and
32:22
Speaker 1: I'm not you know, mentally or emotionally at that point
32:27
Speaker 1: to give one. Do I still think I can play?
32:29
Speaker 1: Of course? Of course the highest you can win m
32:34
Speaker 1: v P again, Right situation? Um, right situation? Is that
32:38
Speaker 1: Green Bay? Or is that somewhere else? I'm not sure.
32:42
Speaker 1: So he's coming back, right, That is him telling us
32:44
Speaker 1: that he is for sure going to continue playing football.
32:48
Speaker 1: Why would you not if you've got that like bone
32:50
Speaker 1: in your body, that like really competitive bone, which he
32:53
Speaker 1: said he has, why would you not. I kind of
32:56
Speaker 1: hope he doesn't go somewhere else. I would love to
32:58
Speaker 1: see him in a different situation. I mean, I think
33:01
Speaker 1: Tom Brady asked. I think he probably wants to see
33:03
Speaker 1: himself in a different situation, and he's probably only going
33:07
Speaker 1: to come back to Green Bay if they decide to
33:11
Speaker 1: reload instead of rebuild in like the draft and free agency.
33:15
Speaker 1: That's going to have a huge part of his decision.
33:17
Speaker 1: But I hate the fact that he's constantly talking about
33:22
Speaker 1: m v P titles, Like I don't think that that
33:25
Speaker 1: it should be. I want a championship right, Like he's
33:28
Speaker 1: just playing for him That's what an m v P is, Like,
33:31
Speaker 1: you just want your individual accolades, like you can still
33:34
Speaker 1: play at a high level and m v P level
33:36
Speaker 1: that's great. That just really shows the kind of it's
33:39
Speaker 1: just kind of all my radar a little bit. Okay,
33:43
Speaker 1: and then the worst thing that I saw all week,
33:45
Speaker 1: which is which just wasn't necessary, has nothing new with sports,
33:48
Speaker 1: but it's a real bone that I have to pick. Um.
33:51
Speaker 1: Do you remember Mr Feenie Wait? Who Mr Finie from
33:55
Speaker 1: Boy Means World? Oh? Yeah, his wife Okay, I'm wisp spicy.
33:59
Speaker 1: He's wife came out this week and so that they
34:02
Speaker 1: have an open marriage really and they do weird stuff. Okay,
34:07
Speaker 1: So we didn't need it. It's all I'm saying. I
34:12
Speaker 1: could have done without knowing that that personal detail. Um,
34:16
Speaker 1: and I think the world probably could have done without it.
34:18
Speaker 1: But is that just taking applications again? Crazy? Oh my god, spicy,
34:27
Speaker 1: I had no idea was born in n seven? That
34:32
Speaker 1: can't be true. So math how old does he hold on?
34:36
Speaker 1: William Daniels was born? This can't be true. It is
34:42
Speaker 1: he can't be alive. Yes, he can be a lot.
34:46
Speaker 1: It's seven is old. No, that's not true. He was
34:50
Speaker 1: born in fifty two. I was going to say, like,
34:53
Speaker 1: he looks great. Understand how this is possib and he's
34:57
Speaker 1: got an open marriage. You know, when we stray from football,
35:03
Speaker 1: I make sure it's worth it. Okay, just so we're
35:06
Speaker 1: all on the same page. Okay, that is it. That's
35:08
Speaker 1: our show. Oh wait, hold on, no, take out the music.
35:12
Speaker 1: Take out the music. Okay, okay, alright. I asked our
35:15
Speaker 1: good friend Kyle Rant on this show a question on Monday,
35:18
Speaker 1: and he refused to answer it. And so now I
35:21
Speaker 1: have to ask every single person that comes on this
35:23
Speaker 1: podcast nervous. Are you ready? No? But time? This is
35:27
Speaker 1: what I didn't tell Kyle, take your time find the
35:30
Speaker 1: answer that you really want to talk about. Okay, all right,
35:33
Speaker 1: you die, alright, not not in a scary way. You
35:36
Speaker 1: just float off. You're dead. You get to come back
35:39
Speaker 1: to Earth for thirty minutes, and you can't see anyone
35:43
Speaker 1: that you love because if they saw you, they'd be
35:45
Speaker 1: like Colleen, you can actually talk to people and people
35:49
Speaker 1: can see you and you can see them. Okay, so
35:51
Speaker 1: you're not going to see anybody that you love, no friends,
35:53
Speaker 1: no family, nothing. Thirty minutes is all you have. You
35:56
Speaker 1: can eat a meal, you can go to your favorite
35:59
Speaker 1: bench and have to sit on your favorite place in
36:02
Speaker 1: the world. And if it doesn't involve any anyone that
36:09
Speaker 1: I know, No, you can't see anybody that you know
36:10
Speaker 1: would freak them out. I could go anywhere, anywhere, go
36:14
Speaker 1: anywhere I want. Is there a place that you've never
36:16
Speaker 1: been that you just want to take one last glimpse. No,
36:18
Speaker 1: I would want to go somewhere that I've been so
36:21
Speaker 1: I know that it's going to be good, and so
36:24
Speaker 1: I would probably I feel like one of one of
36:28
Speaker 1: the most beautiful places I've ever been is like the
36:31
Speaker 1: Positano Coast, and so I would probably go back there
36:36
Speaker 1: and take like a boat ride all along the coast
36:40
Speaker 1: and drink some wine and look at the water and
36:44
Speaker 1: just like, see how beautiful it all is. All it takes, folks.
36:48
Speaker 1: I love the water. See. I thought you were going
36:50
Speaker 1: to say that I could come back for a half
36:52
Speaker 1: hour and be any to be anyone, and be anyone
36:55
Speaker 1: I wanted for that half hour. Maybe if I asked
36:58
Speaker 1: that question he would have answered, because in my mind,
37:00
Speaker 1: I was like, Beyonce have a halftime show. Yeah, oh
37:05
Speaker 1: my god, that'd be so cool, or like Lady Gaga
37:07
Speaker 1: for you all of us would be like, what's wrong
37:09
Speaker 1: with be Okay? That is our show. You see how
37:13
Speaker 1: easy that was, people, I'm not out of my mind. Uh,
37:17
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37:23
Speaker 1: we were talking about. Um, I don't care about some
37:26
Speaker 1: twenty three year old quarterback. I'm thriving in my thirties
37:31
Speaker 1: thanks to Colleen. You're coming well, yeah, you next week.