Latest / Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast / Show #292 Whistle Out Your Butt
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why. Is a founding member of
- 0:02Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Hello Mann, Welcome to b fytw episode two ninety two.
- 0:43Speaker 2: Holy fucking shit. Eight episodes away from episode three hundred.
- 0:50Speaker 2: It is still coming for your face, hopefully on your face.
- 0:55Speaker 1: Are you guys as excited as I am?
- 0:57Speaker 2: That's where the coming on the face comes in. Super excited.
- 1:00Speaker 2: I'm beyond excited at this point.
- 1:02Speaker 3: He's already finished, he spent.
- 1:05Speaker 2: I am yanked to completion.
- 1:09Speaker 3: He's sleeping.
- 1:11Speaker 2: I'm just coming all the time. Like, hey, episode three hundred, Yes.
- 1:16Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I am mad excited for this man.
- 1:20Speaker 1: We're getting closed. Friends, get.
- 1:23Speaker 2: The episodes. They're coming together. They are nearly finished. It's
- 1:27Speaker 2: gonna be amazing. I'm just stoked as hell.
- 1:31Speaker 3: Hell yeah, stoked as hell.
- 1:33Speaker 2: But I'm not going to spoil anything. Sorry, I'm gonna
- 1:36Speaker 2: keep it all under wraps because we're gonna have a
- 1:38Speaker 2: great time when it's all unveiled and everybody's gonna get
- 1:40Speaker 2: to see everything for the first time. I am literally
- 1:43Speaker 2: the only person who knows what's coming.
- 1:45Speaker 1: I'll just say, you're doing such a good because I
- 1:47Speaker 1: know bringing the gear it's a I know you got
- 1:52Speaker 1: to hook it up.
- 1:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I know a small bit, but oh my god,
- 1:56Speaker 3: you know your partner. You know you're my party?
- 1:59Speaker 1: Do you do you? There's no show.
- 2:02Speaker 2: All right? Well, for those who don't know, welcome to
- 2:05Speaker 2: b F Y t W because fuck you. That's why.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Is a panel show inspired podcast. Even though we have
- 2:10Speaker 2: dirty mouths, we do play silly games clean every now,
- 2:13Speaker 2: really silly games. Uh and uh you know they're all
- 2:16Speaker 2: panel show inspired. So we're gonna have a good time.
- 2:18Speaker 2: We always have some laughs. It's a great time. Hope
- 2:21Speaker 2: you stick around. But let's get to know our players,
- 2:23Speaker 2: shall we. First up, he's a gamer and a storyteller,
- 2:25Speaker 2: and he used to be my youngest friend. Now he's
- 2:28Speaker 2: just Augie. He's a game.
- 2:43Speaker 3: I was where I hit the wrong one for a second.
- 2:46Speaker 2: That would be funny if you he pressed Stevie's instead.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just wish you haven't messed with us
- 2:52Speaker 1: yet doing that.
- 2:53Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you could just one day just randomly,
- 2:57Speaker 2: completely completely bizarre and all the wall picks from the soundboard, like,
- 3:02Speaker 2: what the hell's happening?
- 3:03Speaker 3: At least that part.
- 3:05Speaker 2: Augie unique question that hasn't already been asked over two
- 3:10Speaker 2: hundred and ninety some odd episodes.
- 3:11Speaker 1: That's insanity. I don't care what anyone says.
- 3:14Speaker 3: I can always guarantee you potentially unique answer.
- 3:18Speaker 2: What is the second biggest build up you've ever experienced
- 3:22Speaker 2: to something awesome? Second biggest build up?
- 3:28Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of what my first one is.
- 3:31Speaker 2: I was thinking the first one is going to be
- 3:32Speaker 2: episode three hundred. We've been working on this ship for
- 3:35Speaker 2: a year. That is a long as a year.
- 3:38Speaker 3: I guess it would help have to be an episode
- 3:41Speaker 3: one hundred, then one, because was also task master.
- 3:47Speaker 2: Was also task Master, but it was a lot easier
- 3:49Speaker 2: to do because it was just one episode, right.
- 3:52Speaker 1: And all the people in it were local, which which
- 3:56Speaker 1: made it.
- 3:56Speaker 2: A lot easier. This one, we're doing two episode. So
- 4:00Speaker 2: we're doing a short series and we're flying people all
- 4:04Speaker 2: over into Colorado, ourselves Caroline Matt or sorry, Dave Matt
- 4:11Speaker 2: lives there. It was just we're flying mad into Colorado.
- 4:16Speaker 1: It was so weird.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Was just going up on the plane to go around
- 4:20Speaker 2: come back.
- 4:20Speaker 1: I don't know why his was like three grand, it was.
- 4:23Speaker 2: It was a private plane.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Choose forgot. Yeah, we gotta stop letting people do that
- 4:28Speaker 1: no more.
- 4:29Speaker 3: Guests.
- 4:29Speaker 1: You're a coach like the rest of the contract. Oh yeah,
- 4:32Speaker 1: I know, I gotta change the wording.
- 4:34Speaker 2: Uh yeah, No, that's a good pick. Episode one hundred
- 4:36Speaker 2: was a lot of fun. I bought I bought cupcakes
- 4:39Speaker 2: for everybody. I remember. That was a big deal episode.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Cupcakes were amazing too.
- 4:46Speaker 2: By the way, Uh, Tiffany's Bakery sadly no longer open.
- 4:51Speaker 2: I wish it were because it was some good ass ship. Yeah,
- 4:54Speaker 2: the companies were amazing, but the whole show was great.
- 4:57Speaker 2: We only had an audience of about twenty people, but
- 5:00Speaker 2: they were fantastic. They laughed and they claughed and everything.
- 5:04Speaker 2: It was fantastic.
- 5:05Speaker 3: It was so Honestly, at this time around, even if
- 5:07Speaker 3: it's just an audience of us, I'll be happy because
- 5:09Speaker 3: this is looking like a lot of fun. Either way.
- 5:12Speaker 2: I have a feeling Matt and Oder are doing their
- 5:14Speaker 2: best to get a whole mess of people to show.
- 5:17Speaker 3: I know, and it's making me nervous.
- 5:19Speaker 2: And it's gonna be It's gonna be fantastic, dude. It
- 5:22Speaker 2: trust me on this. This is good from what I
- 5:25Speaker 2: put together.
- 5:26Speaker 3: I know they'll do a really good job, and.
- 5:27Speaker 2: That's what it's gonna be incredible and I can't.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Oh.
- 5:30Speaker 2: He's like, why there so many people?
- 5:32Speaker 3: You're damn it. Why do I have to be funny?
- 5:34Speaker 3: It's fun of so many people.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Yeah, that that's gonna be rough, but just it'll be fine.
- 5:39Speaker 2: The fun thing about Taskmaster is you're pretty much just
- 5:41Speaker 2: gonna relax and let the videos do.
- 5:43Speaker 3: The funny thing is the moment the laughter starts, it'll
- 5:46Speaker 3: never end. Yeah.
- 5:47Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very, very true. We are going to go
- 5:51Speaker 2: in hard and come out hard and hopefully come on
- 5:54Speaker 2: a face or two. Why do I keep saying that? Anyway?
- 5:58Speaker 2: You're exciting. I am like, I'm oh boy.
- 6:03Speaker 1: I'm back to digging for jokes really good this episode,
- 6:06Speaker 1: and I'm okay with it.
- 6:07Speaker 3: You know it's the weekend episode.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes you need to just let it go.
- 6:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:12Speaker 2: Anyway, let's talk to his competitor for a little bit.
- 6:16Speaker 2: He is a podcaster and a veteran and as it
- 6:19Speaker 2: turns out, he's a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie.
- 6:23Speaker 4: It's Steve.
- 6:24Speaker 2: It's Steve all right for you, sir, Yes, I suspect
- 6:31Speaker 2: you might have a different answer. What is the second
- 6:34Speaker 2: biggest build up to something awesome that you've ever experienced.
- 6:39Speaker 1: Oh my god, see, and that's difficult. I've experienced a
- 6:41Speaker 1: lot of awesome stuff in my time, mostly because my
- 6:44Speaker 1: friends are like fucking so goddamn awesome. They always do
- 6:47Speaker 1: something amazing. It's hired for me to pinpoint anything. If
- 6:52Speaker 1: it was gonna be like a show thing, it would
- 6:55Speaker 1: be every meetup because the next meetup is always the
- 6:58Speaker 1: best one.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Yeah, so like.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Everything we've done previously, there meetup. Yeah, it's always second
- 7:04Speaker 1: to me, and it's every time, you know, if we're
- 7:06Speaker 1: talking show stuff, if we're talking just like in life.
- 7:09Speaker 1: I don't know, man, probably like first or third time
- 7:14Speaker 1: coming back over from overseas and stuff, man, and like
- 7:17Speaker 1: actually being back on American soil.
- 7:19Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that huge.
- 7:21Speaker 1: That was huge. I mean we came back one time
- 7:24Speaker 1: and we were somewhere in I think we landed in
- 7:27Speaker 1: Germany or something. No, no, no, it was in the US.
- 7:29Speaker 1: It was or at least a US territory. We landed
- 7:31Speaker 1: right and when we all came out, there was like
- 7:34Speaker 1: hundreds of people there just like jeering and stuff and
- 7:37Speaker 1: hinting a cell phone so we can all call our
- 7:39Speaker 1: families and ship. It was the coolest ship man, they're
- 7:42Speaker 1: just like yeah. I was like, okay, yep, that hit hard.
- 7:44Speaker 1: That's cool, but like that, yeah, that's awesome.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome. When you said meetups, my my initial
- 7:50Speaker 2: thought was you were going to pick the New Jersey
- 7:51Speaker 2: cinemon meetup, yeah, because I thought that was like your
- 7:54Speaker 2: first time meeting a lot of them in person.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Yeah it was, and yeah, yeah, I don't know.
- 7:59Speaker 2: Did you meet CJ but before then or no?
- 8:01Speaker 1: The first time I actually met CJ it was over
- 8:04Speaker 1: the phone because Chris.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Kim not meeting someone.
- 8:08Speaker 1: No listen, I'm saying, so I think that was the
- 8:09Speaker 1: first time. And after that was all podcast like video
- 8:12Speaker 1: and stuff and never actually faced face.
- 8:13Speaker 3: So that was the first imperson technically, that was the
- 8:15Speaker 3: first time I met OC too with Chris wow wild.
- 8:21Speaker 3: Christian is really good at getting people together.
- 8:25Speaker 2: All right, Well, we're enjoying the build up to episode
- 8:28Speaker 2: three hundred, and I hope you are too. It's going
- 8:31Speaker 2: to be amazing. Let's get to our game. Shall we
- 8:34Speaker 2: wait a minute? What about you? What about me? Oh?
- 8:37Speaker 2: I'm just your humble host Pancil Saran.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Stars.
- 8:55Speaker 2: I suppose the second biggest build up for me would
- 8:59Speaker 2: have to be for faing, okay, because I knew six
- 9:03Speaker 2: months in advance that I was going to publish that book,
- 9:06Speaker 2: and it took a long fucking time for that thing
- 9:08Speaker 2: to get out, and then the the the release day
- 9:13Speaker 2: and the release party over at over at, Davison wrote
- 9:16Speaker 2: in yeah, d R, I so much fun, so much
- 9:22Speaker 2: it was. It was a very good night. I sold
- 9:24Speaker 2: a ton of books. I made like a ton of money,
- 9:27Speaker 2: like seven hundred dollars, the biggest. It was the biggest
- 9:30Speaker 2: one day sale I've ever done in my books. It's
- 9:36Speaker 2: never been as good.
- 9:37Speaker 1: Since come on people, you know where to get it.
- 9:41Speaker 2: But I instantly made back most of what I spent
- 9:43Speaker 2: on the on the book. So I was, you know,
- 9:46Speaker 2: looking pretty good and you know, looking like it was
- 9:48Speaker 2: going to profit, and I was like, this has been
- 9:50Speaker 2: an incredible experience. And I was just like, that's six
- 9:53Speaker 2: months building up to it was holy shit. There was
- 9:55Speaker 2: a lot going on. I suppose the one after that
- 9:59Speaker 2: would the audiobook also, but just because that was a
- 10:02Speaker 2: lot of work, and the Kickstarter was also part of
- 10:05Speaker 2: the build up to that, So yeah, right, But thing
- 10:08Speaker 2: the original drop of the book was mercy. Actually getting
- 10:13Speaker 2: to hold it in my hands was incredible, the physical,
- 10:16Speaker 2: the actual holding it in my hands, seeing the upc symol.
- 10:19Speaker 2: I still don't know why that is such a sticking
- 10:22Speaker 2: thing in my mind, but that was what made it
- 10:24Speaker 2: real for me. Somebody that it is like, yeah, it's
- 10:27Speaker 2: like this is going to be in bookstories, it is
- 10:30Speaker 2: going to be in library. It just made it so
- 10:33Speaker 2: much real for me. Anyway, let's get to our games now,
- 10:37Speaker 2: shall we. Ye, Okay, it's trying to get past me.
- 10:41Speaker 2: As I said humble host, our first game is like
- 10:44Speaker 2: Share Block, our classic game of three news stories, and
- 10:48Speaker 2: all our players have to do is figure out which
- 10:50Speaker 2: one I would like, which one I would share, and
- 10:51Speaker 2: which one I would block on social media. There is
- 10:53Speaker 2: only one correct combination. There is only one like, one
- 10:56Speaker 2: share and one block for each news story. So let's
- 11:01Speaker 2: start with story number one, which is first human trial
- 11:05Speaker 2: proves it's possible and safe to breathe through your butt.
- 11:10Speaker 1: Oh my god, snorkeling is going to be so much easier.
- 11:14Speaker 2: Oh Jesus. So, the way breathing traditionally works is you
- 11:24Speaker 2: draw in through your lungs and and they absorb the
- 11:30Speaker 2: oxygen and distribute it throughout your body. However, for reasons
- 11:36Speaker 2: that you know, what if something happens to your lungs,
- 11:39Speaker 2: So what if your lung shut down? How do you
- 11:40Speaker 2: keep somebody? How you keep them on oxygen? And they've
- 11:45Speaker 2: been able to for some time successfully pump an oxygen
- 11:50Speaker 2: rich liquid solution into the intestines of animals, thereby allowing
- 11:56Speaker 2: them their guts to absorb the ocgen and distribute the
- 11:59Speaker 2: oxygen through out the body. It's only ever been used
- 12:02Speaker 2: on animals until now. A new study featuring the first
- 12:07Speaker 2: ever human trial of enterl ventilation has shoe shown that
- 12:11Speaker 2: the method can be used safely on people. Butt breathing
- 12:16Speaker 2: could be a life saving procedure in medical cases breathing
- 12:22Speaker 2: patient's lungs are shutting down.
- 12:26Speaker 3: Sir, it's called anal respiration.
- 12:30Speaker 2: We can now not only talk out of our asses,
- 12:32Speaker 2: but we can breathe through them too.
- 12:34Speaker 5: Yes.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Like the motherfucker who discovered it, you know, is this
- 12:37Speaker 1: cyclist who tried to bring his body on for his
- 12:39Speaker 1: first long ride. They got like eight miles out of
- 12:42Speaker 1: town and he was having respiratory issues. Falls the fuck over.
- 12:45Speaker 1: He runs over to him like, I don't know what to.
- 12:48Speaker 2: Do.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Hold on, I know what to do. I saw this
- 12:50Speaker 1: in an article. He ripped his pants off, sticks a
- 12:53Speaker 1: fucking tied, fucking fucking pump up his but.
- 12:57Speaker 2: The side of the room.
- 13:00Speaker 3: Fucking oh my god, SOCPR.
- 13:04Speaker 2: This trial was led by a Japanese scientist affiliated with
- 13:08Speaker 2: and I'm not joking, the Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center
- 13:13Speaker 2: oh NO and the University of Osaka. They chose a
- 13:15Speaker 2: group of twenty seven healthy males for their study. However,
- 13:19Speaker 2: none of them actually ended up absorbing oxygen through their intestines.
- 13:23Speaker 2: They just wanted to discover if it's possible to safely
- 13:26Speaker 2: fill a person's booty with perflorodecylin because apparently the substance
- 13:31Speaker 2: they're using. They aim to find out if the process
- 13:34Speaker 2: causes such discomfort that it's simply not worth it.
- 13:37Speaker 1: What the fuck We're gonna keep doing it untill it hurts.
- 13:40Speaker 2: But they were able to do administration of up to
- 13:42Speaker 2: a thousand MILLI leaders safely and well tolerated, with only
- 13:47Speaker 2: mild or transient gastro intestinal symptoms such as bloating. Was
- 13:52Speaker 2: it to all the goddamn When they increase the amount
- 13:56Speaker 2: of fifteen hundred milli leaders? It did make some of
- 13:58Speaker 2: the test subjects uncomfortably bloated. However, at one thousand it
- 14:04Speaker 2: should in theory be all you need from maximum oxygen absorption.
- 14:09Speaker 2: So at worst you're just gonna get some bloating and
- 14:12Speaker 2: probably some weird ass.
- 14:13Speaker 1: Parts, okay, because it's smelled definitely different. So it's just
- 14:17Speaker 1: gonna be like a backup thing in case, like for astronauts.
- 14:20Speaker 2: I don't know about that, but just hitting.
- 14:22Speaker 1: On capsule, you keeping your butt cheeks just in case
- 14:24Speaker 1: so you can breathe, and.
- 14:26Speaker 2: The simple cheeks together. Just the application for like for
- 14:31Speaker 2: people whose lungs are failing. This might actually save a
- 14:34Speaker 2: lot of lives.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not I'm not laughing at like the the
- 14:39Speaker 1: theory of it. No, I am laughing at theory of it.
- 14:42Speaker 1: I'm not laughing at the the ability of it.
- 14:47Speaker 3: So instead of gas stations is just as stations, oxygen
- 14:52Speaker 3: pumped up your ass.
- 14:54Speaker 2: Well, I don't I don't foresee people stopping at the
- 14:57Speaker 2: side of the road and inserting a pump into their
- 14:59Speaker 2: e No, going now, I don't have to breathe for
- 15:02Speaker 2: a few minutes.
- 15:03Speaker 3: I mean, I didn't foresee somebody purposely injecting fifteen thousand
- 15:06Speaker 3: milliters of liquid up to see if they could use
- 15:09Speaker 3: to breathe. But here we are.
- 15:12Speaker 1: You've got a very good point.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Hey, okay, that's probably enough for story number one. It's
- 15:28Speaker 2: so crazy it might just work. It does work. Here's
- 15:34Speaker 2: story number two. Cypress is slowly getting overrun by cats.
- 15:39Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yep, oh.
- 15:42Speaker 1: No, no, I don't want to listen to this story.
- 15:43Speaker 1: Never mind, la n know why because I know this one?
- 15:48Speaker 2: Oh you do? Okay?
- 15:49Speaker 1: Well.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Cypress is a beautiful island in the Mediterranean. It is
- 15:52Speaker 2: popular for tourism. One of the most significant draws for
- 15:56Speaker 2: the visitors are the island's many semi feral cats that
- 16:00Speaker 2: just walk freely on the streets. In recent years, however,
- 16:03Speaker 2: it's become clear that they might be having too much
- 16:06Speaker 2: of a good thing. While the island has a millennium
- 16:08Speaker 2: long history of loving cats, local authorities and residents have
- 16:11Speaker 2: started bringing alarm bells that the Roman kiddies are slowly
- 16:15Speaker 2: starting to take over Cyprus. They have as many cats
- 16:19Speaker 2: as human residents. There isn't naturally enough food on the
- 16:25Speaker 2: islands for all the cats, but tourists have helped them prosper,
- 16:28Speaker 2: and prosper they have. However, it's caused a spiral of
- 16:31Speaker 2: more kittens being born, and the number of mouths to
- 16:33Speaker 2: feed is going up all the time. Now, the authorities
- 16:40Speaker 2: have announced that they are taking action. The island's cat
- 16:43Speaker 2: sterilization program is set to triple its budget. However, some
- 16:51Speaker 2: are saying that all that money is going to do
- 16:53Speaker 2: no good if there's no solid plan to control the cats,
- 16:56Speaker 2: and meanwhile, the unhearded cats just keep multiplying.
- 17:04Speaker 1: I mean, I thought it was a different story. So
- 17:07Speaker 1: this is not as bad, and I was ready to
- 17:08Speaker 1: get me so angry, and now I have no real result.
- 17:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:12Speaker 3: On the bright side, if they do it right and
- 17:14Speaker 3: all they're going to do is sterilize them, then they're
- 17:16Speaker 3: still live out the rest of their lives. They just
- 17:18Speaker 3: won't have an air.
- 17:18Speaker 1: I didn't say you euthanized, So it's not cool, no,
- 17:21Speaker 1: So I'm okay, Yeah, and that's that's that's as long
- 17:24Speaker 1: as they do it properly.
- 17:27Speaker 3: But yeah, that still doesn't adjust the problem that there's
- 17:29Speaker 3: still going to be an overpopulation for at least upwards
- 17:33Speaker 3: to twenty years depending.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Yeah, feral cats that don't live long. But if they're
- 17:39Speaker 3: taken care of and they don't have any natural predators,
- 17:41Speaker 3: and if they all get along, you're not gonna only
- 17:44Speaker 3: have a natural population drop off like you would normally.
- 17:48Speaker 2: So yeah, the biggest problem is the food issue. The
- 17:53Speaker 2: cats have largely exhausted the natural available forms of food
- 17:56Speaker 2: like rats. Uh. And while a vermin for society does
- 18:01Speaker 2: sound nice, it does have its issues. And many of
- 18:04Speaker 2: the cats survive almost entirely on food that the tourists
- 18:08Speaker 2: and locals give them.
- 18:10Speaker 6: Ah.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the problem.
- 18:12Speaker 3: They're overeating the area.
- 18:14Speaker 2: So environmental pressure should have already started calling the cats.
- 18:18Speaker 1: But they're humans.
- 18:19Speaker 2: Humans are making sure they keep.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Good job humans, it's your fault. Well, all, this is
- 18:25Speaker 1: your fault.
- 18:25Speaker 3: They could you attempt to because they are only parley feral.
- 18:30Speaker 3: They could attempt to try to domesticate the ones they
- 18:32Speaker 3: can the ones that are young, they attempt to domesticate them,
- 18:35Speaker 3: get them adopted out.
- 18:36Speaker 1: That all always deal with that population.
- 18:38Speaker 3: But all the other ones, you they'll have to wait
- 18:40Speaker 3: till they age out, or they'll have to use deanize them. Right, yeah,
- 18:44Speaker 3: not all of them, just enough where they're not going
- 18:47Speaker 3: to overeat and destroy everything.
- 18:50Speaker 1: Right, we'll prevent that.
- 18:53Speaker 2: Well, in the meanwhile, they're hoping that this sterilization program
- 18:56Speaker 2: will avoid the cat apocalypse or sorry, catastrophe catastrophe. I'm
- 19:04Speaker 2: just kidding. That was just perfect.
- 19:12Speaker 7: Okay, so.
- 19:16Speaker 2: Well deserved. Let's move on to story number three. New
- 19:20Speaker 2: Orleans family finds a long lost greevestone of a Roman
- 19:23Speaker 2: soldier in their backyard.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Damn it, they found it.
- 19:28Speaker 2: I mean, you never know what you're gonna find and
- 19:30Speaker 2: you start going through your property, but you certainly wouldn't
- 19:33Speaker 2: expect to find a two millennia old relic commemorating an
- 19:38Speaker 2: ancient military veteran. Yet that's exactly what happened to a
- 19:42Speaker 2: New Orleans family. While cleaning their overgrown backyard, they found
- 19:46Speaker 2: an unusual marble tablet. One of the members of the
- 19:52Speaker 2: family is a professional anthropologist, so she's familiar with historical
- 19:55Speaker 2: artifacts and the Latin writing on a tablet on the
- 19:58Speaker 2: tablet seemed unusual, so she asked colleague two identify it.
- 20:01Speaker 2: It is a gravestone that once marked the last resting
- 20:05Speaker 2: place of a decorated ancient Roman Navy soldier. It had
- 20:10Speaker 2: disappeared from an Italian museum in the midst of World
- 20:14Speaker 2: War Two, and nobody expected to see it again. And
- 20:19Speaker 2: now the authorities are working to return the lab to
- 20:21Speaker 2: its native country, which will please a lot of Italians,
- 20:26Speaker 2: not least among them the ancient sailor who's been remembered
- 20:29Speaker 2: again after two millennias.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Right, exactly. Wow, that's insane, that's nuts, that's awesome.
- 20:38Speaker 5: So un must have happened during like World War two,
- 20:41Speaker 5: unless you said, yeah, world War two, So yeah, it
- 20:44Speaker 5: was like a war SEVERI yeah, I mean yeah, But
- 20:48Speaker 5: I thought they were gonna be like, oh, we found
- 20:50Speaker 5: this corpse in our crown and that's how they found out.
- 20:53Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I like New Orleans, like that
- 20:55Speaker 3: does not make any sense for a Roman to be
- 20:57Speaker 3: in New Orleans.
- 20:59Speaker 1: But well, the weird thing about that place too is
- 21:01Speaker 1: they have trouble burying any of the people underground there
- 21:04Speaker 1: because of the flooding, so most of their graves are
- 21:06Speaker 1: above ground.
- 21:07Speaker 3: So somebody from New Orleans the probably stole this during
- 21:12Speaker 3: like the campaign in Italy, and then yeah, try to
- 21:16Speaker 3: bury it to hide it.
- 21:20Speaker 1: And hoped that he could resurrect that soldier to join
- 21:23Speaker 1: his army of the undead.
- 21:31Speaker 2: So interesting, Like, the more I read about this, the
- 21:34Speaker 2: more interesting it becomes. So it was in a a
- 21:38Speaker 2: world War two. Sorry it wasn't a natural archaeological museum
- 21:44Speaker 2: in Cevitavecia. However, the building was utterly destroyed in World
- 21:50Speaker 2: War two, and during those years his gravestone disappeared and
- 21:53Speaker 2: was assumed either destroyed or lost. However, the owners of
- 21:58Speaker 2: the home got a call from a the previous owner
- 22:02Speaker 2: of their home. She recognized the gravestone, saying she had
- 22:06Speaker 2: inherited it from her grandparents, an Italian woman and a
- 22:10Speaker 2: US World War Two veteran who was stationed in Italy.
- 22:17Speaker 2: Her grandfather must have picked up the slab from the
- 22:20Speaker 2: ruined museum as a wartime souvenir, and she herself always
- 22:23Speaker 2: only thought of it as a cool ass piece of
- 22:25Speaker 2: art that she kept in her yard.
- 22:29Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, well, how would you know, marble.
- 22:31Speaker 1: I'm like, pick something like not as heavy as dumb pastures.
- 22:37Speaker 1: You're gonna steal some shit.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Kind of amaze he was secretly able to to get
- 22:44Speaker 2: that home someone that's kind of crazy.
- 22:46Speaker 3: Well, I mean, like you gotta remember at the time,
- 22:47Speaker 3: they were pieces and shit like that, historical things and books,
- 22:51Speaker 3: so like a lot of that was stolen, yeah, to
- 22:54Speaker 3: preserve it initially, but then they just kind of kept
- 22:57Speaker 3: it after results said and done.
- 22:58Speaker 1: And nowadays when you come back act from overseas, you
- 23:00Speaker 1: actually go through a customs thingya. Then when it was done,
- 23:04Speaker 1: it was done, and they have all your stuff, like
- 23:07Speaker 1: are those bootleg DVDs? And I'm like, no, sir, they
- 23:09Speaker 1: are all right bye.
- 23:16Speaker 2: Wild Okay, Well that's all three of our news stories.
- 23:21Speaker 3: He's the reason why it's so restricted to the airport.
- 23:24Speaker 1: It's always so.
- 23:25Speaker 2: Once again, the stories are a well story number one.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Excuse me, you can now breathe safely through your butt.
- 23:33Speaker 1: Uh b.
- 23:35Speaker 2: Cypress is getting overrun with cats or ce New Orleans
- 23:39Speaker 2: family finds long lost Roman soldiers gravestone in their backyard.
- 23:44Speaker 2: Which of these would I like? Which one would I share? In?
- 23:46Speaker 2: Which one would I block? As I recall, DJ's Antis
- 23:50Speaker 2: won the last game.
- 23:51Speaker 3: That's true, so he gets the first, but the one
- 23:53Speaker 3: before that.
- 23:53Speaker 2: Stevie won, So I'm going to give it to Augie.
- 23:56Speaker 1: Damn I lost, all right.
- 24:00Speaker 3: So my thought process is is that you like the
- 24:05Speaker 3: the Roman marker being found because it is it is history,
- 24:11Speaker 3: and it's being returned back to his historical lands to
- 24:13Speaker 3: be reremembered by his people. You shared the butt thing
- 24:18Speaker 3: because it's fun. Let's face it, it's fucking hilarious. But
- 24:21Speaker 3: also why and you probably blocked the Cyprus thing because yeah,
- 24:26Speaker 3: it it is kind of a really tough situation. A
- 24:28Speaker 3: lot of those cats could be suffering due to overpopulations.
- 24:32Speaker 1: So that's a good choice.
- 24:35Speaker 2: On Stevie, what do you think you can't keep his?
- 24:39Speaker 2: You gotta switch two of them, but where you can
- 24:42Speaker 2: go completely your own way?
- 24:44Speaker 1: Yeah, I think what I'm gonna have to do to
- 24:49Speaker 1: make you like it the butt or share the butt? Hmmm?
- 24:54Speaker 2: I why make you like it the butt?
- 25:00Speaker 3: Hmmm?
- 25:01Speaker 2: I wonder if I should make you like it a
- 25:03Speaker 2: butt for some reason that tickles Stevie.
- 25:13Speaker 3: I's gotta write something down.
- 25:14Speaker 2: Stevie would like it? But oh my god, or you
- 25:21Speaker 2: like me?
- 25:21Speaker 1: Like like who you like at the butt? Like? Okay,
- 25:25Speaker 1: we're gonna go with the first one was the butt.
- 25:29Speaker 2: Damn.
- 25:29Speaker 1: This is a difficult one. Man. We're okay, we're gonna
- 25:33Speaker 1: go with all you. We're gonna share the butt. You
- 25:35Speaker 1: need the more people to share the butt, the better
- 25:37Speaker 1: because people need to know about the butt. Okay, fair enough,
- 25:39Speaker 1: and we're gonna to swap the old two. We're gonna
- 25:41Speaker 1: have you block the cat thing, because that's exactly what
- 25:45Speaker 1: he picked. Fucking never mind, I forgot I was following him.
- 25:47Speaker 2: If you're swapping the me, you have to like the
- 25:49Speaker 2: cat story and block the room and soldier.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna do that, like the cat story because
- 25:53Speaker 1: they're gonna control the cats, which you're allergy to. And
- 25:56Speaker 1: then you're allergic to block the Roman soldier because that's
- 26:01Speaker 1: fucked up. I don't know, I have no, I don't,
- 26:04Speaker 1: I don't know. Damn it, you dick, Yeah, what do
- 26:07Speaker 1: you want that? Yeah?
- 26:08Speaker 2: I know it's it's the fact of the matter is
- 26:11Speaker 2: he had it from Yeah, absolutely had it from jump.
- 26:14Speaker 2: Of course I shared the butt breathing. That's fucking funny.
- 26:17Speaker 1: Come on, everybody needs noble.
- 26:19Speaker 2: That's fucking funny.
- 26:20Speaker 1: Close your mouth, your mouth, breathing, breathing genuinely.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Hope I get to experience butt breathing at least once
- 26:26Speaker 2: in my lifetime.
- 26:27Speaker 1: Yeah, usually at the very end of.
- 26:30Speaker 3: So now, wow, from am I breathing for my butt?
- 26:32Speaker 1: When you when you're face down in your soupid ass
- 26:35Speaker 1: of it, and I'm like.
- 26:36Speaker 2: I'm not even breathing.
- 26:37Speaker 3: Well, you know from my talking, I shouldn't be able
- 26:40Speaker 3: to talk of my lungs.
- 26:41Speaker 2: You're failing. But I'm talking anyway because I'm breathing for
- 26:43Speaker 2: my butt from now.
- 26:45Speaker 3: I when somebody tells you to blow it out your ass.
- 26:47Speaker 8: You can.
- 26:49Speaker 2: And then and then pull it back in and then
- 26:51Speaker 2: blow it back.
- 26:54Speaker 1: I don't want to see or hear or experience that
- 26:56Speaker 1: in any way, shape or form. Guys, come on, no,
- 26:59Speaker 1: I'm good.
- 27:00Speaker 2: I know you like about stuff. I mean, you like
- 27:02Speaker 2: it about so one point goes to yeah, but Stevie
- 27:13Speaker 2: can easily catch up. Game two is gonna be worth
- 27:15Speaker 2: two episode points. We're gonna play that right after.
- 27:18Speaker 7: This bout mail Bag mail Bag getting.
- 27:33Speaker 2: Him Letters, Welcome to the mail Bag. Yes, that is
- 27:39Speaker 2: still one of my favorite themes.
- 27:40Speaker 1: It's so good, dude, it's so good.
- 27:44Speaker 2: So we have some fun stuff, do we?
- 27:45Speaker 1: Yeah? We got a couple of things, man, Okay, the
- 27:48Speaker 1: first thing, let's go through our Patreon comment.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Hell yeah, hell yeah. We got some women's on Show
- 27:53Speaker 2: two ninety one, just last one. Beef Yeah, Pardy, that
- 27:55Speaker 2: was so much fun. Oh my god, oh my god,
- 27:57Speaker 2: that was amazing.
- 28:00Speaker 1: What you did, dude, was just like beyond my comprehension
- 28:04Speaker 1: for that for some reason, I don't know how you
- 28:05Speaker 1: could program stuff like that. I'm like, this is so neat. Yeah,
- 28:09Speaker 1: hell yeah. But the first comment comes from Bill m
- 28:13Speaker 1: fun fact John Fink was on an episode of America says.
- 28:17Speaker 2: Yeah, I was informed of that. Gina got a hold
- 28:19Speaker 2: of me. I think she said she hasn't on her
- 28:22Speaker 2: sling why she recorded it in advance. But unfortunately she
- 28:26Speaker 2: appears to be the only person who has a known
- 28:28Speaker 2: copy of it, because I tried to look up the
- 28:30Speaker 2: episode that he was on, hoping it was on YouTube
- 28:33Speaker 2: or something somewhere, or somebody had like a like you know,
- 28:36Speaker 2: backed up America says, But it turns out nobody gives
- 28:38Speaker 2: a fuck about America, so you can't find it anywhere.
- 28:43Speaker 2: Just thinking Gina. So believe if Gina finds a way
- 28:47Speaker 2: to share it from her sling, that would be amazing.
- 28:49Speaker 2: I would love to watch that episode. But is what
- 28:51Speaker 2: you do?
- 28:52Speaker 1: You get your camcorder out, you get in front of
- 28:54Speaker 1: the TV, and you just.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Hold it there for an hour or however you do
- 28:58Speaker 2: it like style Jesus oh.
- 29:01Speaker 1: Man, I remember being the tripod for this all right,
- 29:05Speaker 1: don't talk?
- 29:06Speaker 2: Yeah, And I also wanted it's something I just kind
- 29:08Speaker 2: of glazed over but didn't really address. Is one of
- 29:11Speaker 2: the answers to the games Chowsen Aaron hates was Pressure Luck.
- 29:15Speaker 2: I absolutely do not hate the original Pressure Luck run
- 29:18Speaker 2: the show from nineteen eighty three to nineteen eighty six.
- 29:21Speaker 2: I think the whammy the all new Pressure Luck, and
- 29:23Speaker 2: you your network was okay, Yeah, I hate the new
- 29:26Speaker 2: one with Elizabeth Banks.
- 29:28Speaker 1: That's what that was.
- 29:29Speaker 2: The fucking the fucking they have a bonus round now
- 29:32Speaker 2: that's just interminable and goes on forever, and it was
- 29:35Speaker 2: just kind of dumb. And I was like, I like
- 29:37Speaker 2: the way the original show was with the returning champions
- 29:40Speaker 2: and you know, like it was more fun, It was
- 29:41Speaker 2: more fun to invest that. Yeah, you could get invested
- 29:44Speaker 2: in the players a lot easier if they stuck around
- 29:46Speaker 2: a while, but the new show didn't do that. It's
- 29:50Speaker 2: like new contestants every single time, which, you know, great,
- 29:52Speaker 2: more people get a chance to play, but it's harder
- 29:55Speaker 2: to get invested and you don't really care, you know,
- 29:58Speaker 2: and they're they're not really like the crazy, easy, wacky,
- 30:00Speaker 2: goofy contestants that they had on the original show, Like
- 30:04Speaker 2: their contestant coordinator knew what they were doing on that show,
- 30:06Speaker 2: they would get the wildest high energy people just insane anyway. So,
- 30:12Speaker 2: speaking of which, here is our next comment from Justin
- 30:15Speaker 2: Brown says, I really can't wait for another episode of
- 30:18Speaker 2: BP Eoparty. Thank you so much for that. That was
- 30:20Speaker 2: so much fun to play along to and just fucking hilarious.
- 30:23Speaker 2: Loved Aggie calling Aaron a different name with every question,
- 30:27Speaker 2: and I just didn't. I just didn't riff on it.
- 30:29Speaker 7: I just just let it be.
- 30:30Speaker 2: I thought it would be funnier if I just let
- 30:32Speaker 2: it and he would just keep doing It's that happening.
- 30:36Speaker 2: This was genius. And I agree with Aaron about the
- 30:38Speaker 2: floor Okay, yeah, I want to clarify that a little
- 30:41Speaker 2: bit too. Is like I don't hate like the host,
- 30:44Speaker 2: which I think is Rob Low. Really I could be
- 30:48Speaker 2: wrong about that, It might be someone else. The show's
- 30:52Speaker 2: format is just, just like I said, inherently unfair. Like
- 30:56Speaker 2: people are showing images and they have to say what
- 30:58Speaker 2: they are, which just sounds like, you know, it sounds
- 31:02Speaker 2: like the simplest thing in the fucking world, And like
- 31:05Speaker 2: every time you get one wrong, you lose time, and
- 31:07Speaker 2: the player who runs out of time first wins. But
- 31:09Speaker 2: but I mean some of those things were like, im
- 31:12Speaker 2: fucking possible that I saw, and I was like, you'd
- 31:15Speaker 2: think it would like slowly ramp up, but it would
- 31:18Speaker 2: be like turn three and there'd be something ridiculous there
- 31:21Speaker 2: that I'm like, how is anyone supposed to recognize that?
- 31:26Speaker 1: Like Jesus, They're like, we're not paying anybody on this show.
- 31:30Speaker 6: Yeah, it was.
- 31:30Speaker 2: It was wild. Some of the games I did not
- 31:32Speaker 2: I did not enjoy, and the games were all different
- 31:35Speaker 2: based on the theme, you know, which is a cool idea,
- 31:38Speaker 2: I guess in theory, but yeah, I don't know. And
- 31:42Speaker 2: also like you know, the the the actual I think
- 31:44Speaker 2: the finale, like the end game always comes down to
- 31:47Speaker 2: one v one, like it's it's all. It's always gonna
- 31:50Speaker 2: be the last two people standing. So the the like
- 31:54Speaker 2: the predominant strategy of that game is to not get
- 31:57Speaker 2: involved until the very end, like to just try and
- 32:01Speaker 2: stay quiet and stay hidden.
- 32:03Speaker 1: And I'm like that sucks.
- 32:05Speaker 2: That sucks because that means the winner is gonna be
- 32:08Speaker 2: somebody I don't know and don't care about done anything.
- 32:11Speaker 9: You know.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Brian was basically doomed once he took the top spot.
- 32:15Speaker 2: In the very in like this very first episode or
- 32:17Speaker 2: second one, and he just kept it because he had
- 32:20Speaker 2: so many squares and also because he won like four
- 32:22Speaker 2: straight and people were afraid of him, which smart because
- 32:26Speaker 2: that dude was killing it. He was absolutely killing it
- 32:29Speaker 2: and he deserved every penny. And I'm so happy he
- 32:30Speaker 2: won that stuff. That's awesome. I did really enjoy that
- 32:34Speaker 2: that part of it, watching him win. But aside from that,
- 32:37Speaker 2: I couldn't have given a fuck about anybody else on
- 32:39Speaker 2: that show, anybody at all. Did not give a single fuck.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't watch any of that, So yeah, it's.
- 32:47Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's other insipid shows out there there that
- 32:49Speaker 2: that that that category might come back in a future
- 32:52Speaker 2: episode of Bpeopardy. Uh So, thank you so much for
- 32:55Speaker 2: your comments on that. I really appreciate. A lot of
- 32:57Speaker 2: people really seem to like it, not just our players,
- 32:59Speaker 2: not just me, but people have come up to me
- 33:01Speaker 2: and told me like they could not like DJ's hands,
- 33:04Speaker 2: was like I cannot wait to watch and listen to
- 33:06Speaker 2: that again, and that was awesome, and a lot of
- 33:09Speaker 2: people really seem to enjoy it. I just did a
- 33:11Speaker 2: podcast with on the LINI. They said they loved it.
- 33:14Speaker 2: I'm like, hell yeah, and the cool thing is and
- 33:16Speaker 2: they want to be on one.
- 33:17Speaker 1: You can watch it for free on Patreon just by following.
- 33:19Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he put it on He put it on
- 33:22Speaker 2: Patreon for free. So if you want to actually watch Bfeopardy,
- 33:25Speaker 2: like see the screen, see the clues come up, see
- 33:27Speaker 2: all the see the scoreboards the whole time, you know,
- 33:30Speaker 2: all that fun stuff that you would normally get watching
- 33:32Speaker 2: a game show, you can actually see just by following
- 33:34Speaker 2: us on Patreon for free. It doesn't get any better
- 33:38Speaker 2: than that, well it does if you pay the five
- 33:40Speaker 2: dollars on. If you pay the five dollars a month,
- 33:43Speaker 2: you get all the videos, that's true, all the stuff
- 33:46Speaker 2: we've done, you get all the stuff. So you know.
- 33:49Speaker 2: But but just for following for free, you get to
- 33:52Speaker 2: watch Bfeopardy. And I recommend checking it out because we
- 33:54Speaker 2: had a blast, and the game program that runs it
- 33:57Speaker 2: is really very cool and ran almost perfectly, only a
- 34:00Speaker 2: couple of technical hiccups, so it's great. It looks great,
- 34:02Speaker 2: it's a game show. We had a great time. I
- 34:04Speaker 2: hope you enjoyed it, and it sounds like everybody did.
- 34:06Speaker 2: So now let's get on too. We got a voicemail.
- 34:08Speaker 2: Holy shit.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Yeah, so again I have not listened to this. Okay,
- 34:12Speaker 1: have it even tested the audio? All right, So I'm
- 34:14Speaker 1: just gonna play. See what happens. I guess.
- 34:16Speaker 2: Okay, that's how.
- 34:17Speaker 10: We do this, all right, folks, Remember, okay, you also
- 34:21Speaker 10: have to hear on hart ats lights are attached, and
- 34:24Speaker 10: please remember during this tour and they're touching the walls,
- 34:28Speaker 10: no taking a flash photographers TV's asshole wherember no touching
- 34:32Speaker 10: the walls or taking flash photography? Were not any interruptions
- 34:37Speaker 10: or vibrations from the intense satisfaction we will provide him?
- 34:46Speaker 1: How does everybody know that? Are there signs I.
- 34:50Speaker 3: Love going on that tour?
- 34:51Speaker 2: Do what I mean? I haven't. I haven't been on
- 34:54Speaker 2: the tour of your assle and sometime.
- 34:58Speaker 3: But if you remember up with the museum, that guy,
- 35:02Speaker 3: that tour guy.
- 35:02Speaker 2: Sounds like he's seen some ship. He's been, he's been
- 35:06Speaker 2: over there. He is so over your asshole, he is
- 35:10Speaker 2: so done with it. He just sounds bored like he
- 35:13Speaker 2: wants to go home so badly.
- 35:15Speaker 1: Do you want an upgrade or something?
- 35:16Speaker 7: Sir?
- 35:16Speaker 1: Is that what you want? Upgrade? Don't worry?
- 35:19Speaker 2: What is he a tour, your penis like, what the fuck?
- 35:21Speaker 1: Then he's like a lot of construction the tours.
- 35:23Speaker 4: Tevz urethro it's wet and wild. Jesus Christ, that's good.
- 35:35Speaker 7: That's good.
- 35:36Speaker 1: That's probably a good call.
- 35:37Speaker 2: Let's get out of this. Let's let's go back to
- 35:39Speaker 2: the show. Thank you so much for your voicemails and comments,
- 35:42Speaker 2: but we're gonna get back to this show. We'll tell
- 35:44Speaker 2: you how to leave some of your own at the
- 35:46Speaker 2: end of the show.
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- 36:10Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
- 36:13Speaker 2: two is going to be pop culture fight Club. Oh
- 36:16Speaker 2: my god. A game format designed and submitted to us
- 36:21Speaker 2: but very gratefully by Colin m And we're very grateful
- 36:25Speaker 2: for that. And it's basically this, I just give you
- 36:28Speaker 2: a question. I'm asking for a specific thing. You are
- 36:31Speaker 2: going to make your case for why your choice is
- 36:34Speaker 2: the best, and you will have to defend that choice
- 36:37Speaker 2: against questioning from both me and your opponent. Oh, and
- 36:41Speaker 2: then we'll switch to the next player, and whoever does
- 36:44Speaker 2: the best job of defending their choice will win the
- 36:48Speaker 2: pop Culture Fight Club war, and they will get two
- 36:51Speaker 2: episode points. Today's topic for pop Culture Fight Club inspired
- 36:55Speaker 2: by the upcoming twenty fifth anniversary of the late station Too.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Oh my god, fuck, I'm so old. You know.
- 37:05Speaker 3: I played the PlayStation two as well with heron and
- 37:07Speaker 3: the PlayStation not.
- 37:12Speaker 2: I was gonna say, yeah, you were much younger, dude,
- 37:14Speaker 2: I was out of college.
- 37:16Speaker 11: No, I was not.
- 37:17Speaker 1: I was.
- 37:17Speaker 2: I was still in college. It was like sophomore year
- 37:19Speaker 2: I think, or or junior year one of the two,
- 37:22Speaker 2: and the PlayStation two came out. I was working for
- 37:24Speaker 2: game Stop at the time, so I managed to get
- 37:27Speaker 2: my hands on one because they did manage to get
- 37:29Speaker 2: an extra one wow, And I was like can I
- 37:31Speaker 2: hold it? And they're like for an hour. I'm like
- 37:34Speaker 2: all right, I'm gona run home and get my mom
- 37:37Speaker 2: picked it up for me. It's like, this is your
- 37:38Speaker 2: Christmas present, and I'm like cool. He's like, you have
- 37:41Speaker 2: to wait for Christmas to get it, and I'm like, okay,
- 37:45Speaker 2: I'm cool with that. Uh, And Yeah. For Christmas, I
- 37:48Speaker 2: had myself a brand new, shiny PlayStation two, and I
- 37:51Speaker 2: love the crap out of that. So I've been thinking
- 37:54Speaker 2: a lot about iconic video game consoles because there have
- 37:58Speaker 2: been many. Yeah, but I want to know what is
- 38:02Speaker 2: your favorite video game console of all time and why
- 38:06Speaker 2: is it the best? Steve you lost last game. You
- 38:10Speaker 2: have the choice of who goes first or second, and
- 38:13Speaker 2: because there aren't a metric ton of video game consoles,
- 38:16Speaker 2: it's entirely possible that whoever goes first will take the
- 38:19Speaker 2: console from the second player. Yeah, so you might want
- 38:22Speaker 2: to think about that when you choose. Do you want
- 38:24Speaker 2: to go first or do you want to go second?
- 38:25Speaker 1: I want to go first in case you get squirrely, okay.
- 38:30Speaker 3: All right, in that case, in case I played something.
- 38:32Speaker 1: That you're just fucking with me, Yeah.
- 38:35Speaker 2: In that case, Stevie, choose your favorite video game console
- 38:39Speaker 2: and then tell us why it is the best.
- 38:41Speaker 1: All right, Well, first off, I'd like to just have
- 38:43Speaker 1: this disclaimer, as my favorite video game system would obviously BEPC.
- 38:49Speaker 1: It has been since I was a child, But since
- 38:51Speaker 1: I have to choose counsel, Yeah, to stay within the
- 38:54Speaker 1: realm of winning this contest here, I'm probably gonna go
- 38:58Speaker 1: with the Xbox One. And the reason I wanted to
- 39:02Speaker 1: go with this one, well, there's multiple reasons. I'm not
- 39:05Speaker 1: even gonna start with the nostalgia. We'll stop with that.
- 39:07Speaker 1: We'll end with that because it's for everybody wants to hear.
- 39:10Speaker 1: But the fact you're gonna still have split screen couch
- 39:13Speaker 1: co op on a lot of those games, you didn't
- 39:15Speaker 1: have to be online, you had discs. You could just
- 39:18Speaker 1: play games without worrying about it. If you're very tech savvy,
- 39:22Speaker 1: you have the ability to edit things on that system,
- 39:25Speaker 1: which is kind of a nice backup if their shit
- 39:27Speaker 1: went down or something. Now we're gonna get into the
- 39:32Speaker 1: parts of which really got me. The online co op
- 39:36Speaker 1: and just online play with your friends. Not only could
- 39:38Speaker 1: I play which for me was like Call of Duty
- 39:40Speaker 1: a lot of it, but I'm gonna say it's going
- 39:44Speaker 1: to be the cross platform availability as well for your
- 39:47Speaker 1: friends who didn't have that game system. This is one
- 39:50Speaker 1: of those first systems that came out where oh my god,
- 39:53Speaker 1: my buddy's on the other side, but I can still
- 39:55Speaker 1: play games with him. You know, he's on a PC.
- 39:57Speaker 1: He can't afford another four hundred dollars. I think he's
- 39:59Speaker 1: got a PC or something. Shit, you still play games together,
- 40:02Speaker 1: but hands down it's gonna be the co op gaming
- 40:05Speaker 1: with the fucking rock band and guitar hero. And again,
- 40:08Speaker 1: I know I always come back to this, I always do.
- 40:11Speaker 1: And it sucks that I know it's replayed. But the
- 40:14Speaker 1: fact that after Xbox won, it went to what was
- 40:18Speaker 1: after Xbox one whatever, the new one is X or something. Yeah,
- 40:22Speaker 1: and it seemed, yeah, from after one, it seemed like
- 40:25Speaker 1: we're no longer doing local shit at all. There is
- 40:29Speaker 1: no physical hardware fair.
- 40:30Speaker 2: The Xbox One was technically the Xbox three.
- 40:33Speaker 1: Right No, Yeah, but like the it's all has to
- 40:37Speaker 1: be connected all the time to play anything. To get
- 40:40Speaker 1: your games, you have to download them. You can't put
- 40:42Speaker 1: a disc in the ones that are available ninety again,
- 40:45Speaker 1: ninety percent of them. You can't play with your friends
- 40:47Speaker 1: if they're in the same room as you. It's fucked up.
- 40:50Speaker 1: You have to be online, and a lot of them
- 40:52Speaker 1: you have to sign into another account. You have to
- 40:54Speaker 1: have an account just to play some of those games
- 40:57Speaker 1: that you like, the new Call of Duties on you're
- 40:58Speaker 1: gonna sign in. Yeah, So it sucks, man, like the
- 41:01Speaker 1: older ones just seemed better. You had so many more
- 41:04Speaker 1: capabilities and it was a lot more fun, and you could,
- 41:07Speaker 1: like I could bring my controller over to the fire
- 41:10Speaker 1: hall and we can all of you freaking have our
- 41:11Speaker 1: own shit and just go oh yeah, man, like I
- 41:14Speaker 1: missed the old ways of playing. Don't get me wrong.
- 41:16Speaker 1: I love the convenience of being able to play when
- 41:18Speaker 1: we can't if it's storming out, it's winter, somebody is sick.
- 41:21Speaker 1: We can still game together online. But yeah, for that stuff, man,
- 41:24Speaker 1: the Xbox One, I connected so many people that I
- 41:27Speaker 1: haven't in a long time that way.
- 41:30Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Steevie, can you name for me some exclusive
- 41:35Speaker 2: Xbox One titles that you particularly loved.
- 41:40Speaker 1: I never really played console games for exclusives, so I
- 41:44Speaker 1: never I always played. But everybody else can play if
- 41:47Speaker 1: it's multiplayer, if it's going to be single like, oh man, Well,
- 41:52Speaker 1: I never had the first Xbox because I hated it.
- 41:54Speaker 1: I thought the controller was stupid and it annoyed me,
- 41:56Speaker 1: so I never played it. Never got one. I never
- 41:58Speaker 1: did I had. I think my first Xbox was a
- 42:00Speaker 1: three sixty Yeah, yeah, that was yeah.
- 42:04Speaker 3: No, my first Xbox was actually the first Xbox.
- 42:07Speaker 1: I saw it at a guy's house on base and
- 42:10Speaker 1: this is dumb. It was like monkey ball. That's all
- 42:12Speaker 1: I can remember.
- 42:14Speaker 3: Fucking monkey.
- 42:17Speaker 1: There was a white black button, right, yeah, yeah, that
- 42:20Speaker 1: white and yeah, yeah it was.
- 42:22Speaker 3: That everything, because it's just it's a simplest a game. Yeah, platformer.
- 42:27Speaker 2: Okay, Aggie, do you want to attack his his choice
- 42:30Speaker 2: in any way?
- 42:33Speaker 3: No, I mean the x Let's be honest here, it's
- 42:37Speaker 3: called Xbox One, but there's a reason why everybody called
- 42:40Speaker 3: it the x Bone when it first came out. Yeah,
- 42:43Speaker 3: because of the whole console. Stupid to ask counsel warship,
- 42:48Speaker 3: but yeah, I mean I played an Xbox one too,
- 42:51Speaker 3: and it did suck that there was that divide where
- 42:54Speaker 3: if your buddies went and played PlayStation for instead are
- 43:00Speaker 3: three or whatever the fun was out at the time,
- 43:03Speaker 3: I think three three, three four think so yeah. And
- 43:06Speaker 3: and then the exclusives, oh my god, the fucking exclusives.
- 43:09Speaker 3: But then every counsole did that too, so but yeah,
- 43:13Speaker 3: it's hard to pick it apart. It's fucking Microsoft Xbox Microsoft.
- 43:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:18Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's that's not saying compared to the rest
- 43:22Speaker 3: of them. Yeah, exclusives.
- 43:23Speaker 1: When I say PlayStation hit more from what I remember,
- 43:25Speaker 1: but I only once I want to were like to.
- 43:28Speaker 3: Avoid comparing companies because that's comparing ship with ship.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Really, so I mean you're not wrong?
- 43:34Speaker 2: Yeah, so all right, Yeah it.
- 43:37Speaker 3: Was a good council, honestly, it really was.
- 43:40Speaker 2: So no no questions for cebe nothing.
- 43:44Speaker 1: Really.
- 43:44Speaker 3: I know he's played that ship because we used to
- 43:46Speaker 3: play in his basement all the time.
- 43:47Speaker 2: Okay, and you might have helped your case if you'd
- 43:50Speaker 2: attacked his choice a little bit more. But respect for
- 43:53Speaker 2: showing respect?
- 43:54Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, like it was a respectful council.
- 43:56Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know what that means, but okay, what's
- 44:01Speaker 2: it worth the money?
- 44:02Speaker 1: Possibly at the time.
- 44:04Speaker 2: No, I I did get a fair amount of enjoyment
- 44:06Speaker 2: out of my one. I waited a couple of years
- 44:08Speaker 2: before I picked it up.
- 44:09Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I waited a little bit.
- 44:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I waited.
- 44:12Speaker 1: I was scared that Red Rings ship the three sixty,
- 44:15Speaker 1: so I was like, I ain't buying this right away.
- 44:17Speaker 1: Oh wait, And I was like I never had an
- 44:19Speaker 1: issue with money.
- 44:19Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well in that case, it's now August
- 44:22Speaker 2: turn Augie. You pick a console and you tell me
- 44:25Speaker 2: why it's the best and the greatest, and then August
- 44:28Speaker 2: Stevie and I will interiate you.
- 44:29Speaker 3: So I consider this council will be the greatest for
- 44:34Speaker 3: a number of reasons.
- 44:35Speaker 5: Uh.
- 44:35Speaker 3: The council I think is the greatest is Nintendo Game Cube.
- 44:41Speaker 3: The reason why is one, it's a fucking cube.
- 44:46Speaker 1: Like they like it.
- 44:48Speaker 3: It is a simplistic aesthetic right off, for like, you
- 44:51Speaker 3: don't have this weird whatever they did with like the
- 44:54Speaker 3: PlayStation thing or like the Xbox, which is like a
- 44:57Speaker 3: rectangle that takes a bunch of room. No, this is
- 44:59Speaker 3: a cube that could fit just about anywhere, not gonna
- 45:02Speaker 3: only fit anywhere. The thing had a fucking handle on
- 45:05Speaker 3: the back of it, so you could carry Yeah, you
- 45:07Speaker 3: could carry it anywhere. Yeah, Like so it was super
- 45:11Speaker 3: easy to put around anywhere. Like, it was great. It
- 45:16Speaker 3: launched with I at the time was not popular, but
- 45:20Speaker 3: nowadays ask anybody and they say it's an amazing game.
- 45:23Speaker 3: It launched with Luigi's Haunted Mansion, which, yeah, people are like,
- 45:27Speaker 3: where's Mario? But it made for the first time they
- 45:31Speaker 3: made someone other than Mario, like their four Runner character
- 45:36Speaker 3: on a council, which yeah, maybe not did as well
- 45:40Speaker 3: in Japan. But honestly, after all this time, people say, yeah,
- 45:43Speaker 3: it was a great game, which was also followed up
- 45:45Speaker 3: by other great games such as like Mario Sunshine or
- 45:49Speaker 3: Legend of Zelda win Waker, which is considered a very
- 45:52Speaker 3: popular Legend of Zelda, Metroid Prime and all that cool shit.
- 45:58Speaker 3: But my favorite, and honestly, this is what really does
- 46:01Speaker 3: it for me for being the best consul is my
- 46:04Speaker 3: favorite game is Pokemon Colisseum because in Pokemon Colisseum, not
- 46:08Speaker 3: only is it a game where you're this bandit that
- 46:10Speaker 3: can literally steal other people's Pokemon, yeah and fight them
- 46:15Speaker 3: in a colosseum. Wow, you had this attachment, this dongle
- 46:21Speaker 3: that could attached to the game Cube while the other
- 46:25Speaker 3: end attached to your game Boy advanced. And what you
- 46:29Speaker 3: could do is you could trade your Pokemon between Pokemon
- 46:33Speaker 3: Ruby and Sapphire, and later Pokemon fire Red and Leaf Green,
- 46:38Speaker 3: which were like the older versions but updated versions with
- 46:41Speaker 3: the Pokemon and Pokemon Colisseum and back and forth, so
- 46:44Speaker 3: like you could you literally could trade Pokemon between a
- 46:48Speaker 3: council and a handheld. Okay, like I don't know if
- 46:52Speaker 3: they did that before, right, but yeah, and I think
- 46:57Speaker 3: that's why I think it's like one of the best.
- 46:59Speaker 3: It had a whole one of some of the best
- 47:00Speaker 3: titles on it. I'm super convenient, easy to carry around,
- 47:04Speaker 3: and honestly like the coolest, one of the coolest attachments
- 47:08Speaker 3: ever that allowed you to connect your game counsole to
- 47:12Speaker 3: your handheld.
- 47:14Speaker 1: You say this is your favorite council. Yes, do you
- 47:21Speaker 1: still have one? No?
- 47:25Speaker 9: No?
- 47:26Speaker 3: Which I'm like, I'm trying to remember if my eldest
- 47:30Speaker 3: sister took it with them.
- 47:31Speaker 1: Pretty sure there's one above your bet on that show.
- 47:33Speaker 3: That is not a game cube? Sure, yes, that is
- 47:36Speaker 3: a PlayStation three. Okay, it's downstairs. Yeah it's not.
- 47:46Speaker 1: That's not that's not.
- 47:50Speaker 3: That's Butter.
- 47:50Speaker 2: I was gonna say, Butters did ask me for one,
- 47:52Speaker 2: and I did something in mind, I had two. I
- 47:54Speaker 2: still have one left.
- 47:55Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting it's down there.
- 47:58Speaker 1: I should steal it from them. When was the last
- 48:01Speaker 1: time you played it.
- 48:03Speaker 3: It's been a few a few years. Simply due to access, dude.
- 48:08Speaker 2: I should do. Never mind. I'm not going to say
- 48:10Speaker 2: it because that'll ruin it.
- 48:16Speaker 1: Due to access, like not having one.
- 48:18Speaker 3: Like not having access to one. I know we have
- 48:21Speaker 3: one downstairs. But like, when do we have time to
- 48:24Speaker 3: play it?
- 48:25Speaker 1: Right?
- 48:25Speaker 3: When we're down there or watching ship or playing something else.
- 48:29Speaker 1: Probably just find it funny that you claim that this
- 48:31Speaker 1: is your favorite counsel. Like, if there was still an
- 48:33Speaker 1: Xbox that I had that was mine that I sell
- 48:37Speaker 1: the log into, I'd be fucking playing that when it
- 48:39Speaker 1: was on my computer and ship.
- 48:40Speaker 3: Yeah, where's your Xbox One?
- 48:42Speaker 1: I don't have one. I don't know. I sold that
- 48:44Speaker 1: years ago to get my computer.
- 48:46Speaker 3: We have we have access to an Xbox one downstairs,
- 48:49Speaker 3: don't we know?
- 48:50Speaker 2: Yeah? We do.
- 48:51Speaker 1: Now my ship on it?
- 48:54Speaker 3: Does that GameCube have my shit on it?
- 48:56Speaker 1: You don't need it?
- 48:59Speaker 3: They're not.
- 49:04Speaker 2: I love you guys.
- 49:06Speaker 1: I've got nothing on the games.
- 49:09Speaker 3: He's never played one. To be fair, I can't blame
- 49:11Speaker 3: one for that. Like it's Nintendo. If you're not a
- 49:13Speaker 3: fan of attended, why would you play it?
- 49:15Speaker 1: The first Nintendo was mine. That was about it.
- 49:17Speaker 2: That's fair. So you guys both picked pretty good, pretty
- 49:21Speaker 2: good choices, and I like you. I like both of
- 49:23Speaker 2: your choices. The sad thing is they I think they
- 49:27Speaker 2: both could have been beaten.
- 49:28Speaker 1: Yeah, probably easily.
- 49:30Speaker 2: I in my opinion, personally, the Xbox three sixty is
- 49:33Speaker 2: better than the Xbox One really simply because of the
- 49:37Speaker 2: amount of time we spent playing it and having a
- 49:41Speaker 2: blast together, whereas we didn't really do so, or at
- 49:45Speaker 2: least it wasn't done with me with the Xbox One.
- 49:48Speaker 3: You for my personal mind, I will go as far
- 49:51Speaker 3: as to say is I have spent more time on
- 49:53Speaker 3: the three sixty playing Halo Reach with my friends than
- 49:56Speaker 3: I ever did on game.
- 49:57Speaker 2: Halo three had a lot of bangers, a lot of
- 50:00Speaker 2: great exclusives, actually had. Fox one didn't have a lot
- 50:03Speaker 2: of exclusives, or at least not a lot of exclusives
- 50:05Speaker 2: that I remember. I think Sunset Overdrive is the only
- 50:08Speaker 2: one I can think of, and I didn't even I've
- 50:10Speaker 2: never even played that.
- 50:11Speaker 1: But I never played games for exclusivity either. Yeah, you
- 50:14Speaker 1: just want you just wanted to always swap PlayStation or
- 50:17Speaker 1: over so I didn't. That part didn't bother me.
- 50:21Speaker 2: Is becoming more and more of a ghost nowadays. It
- 50:23Speaker 2: seems like everything can play everything.
- 50:25Speaker 1: They could make or break your company now.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Exception Nintendo, which is pretty much exclusivity.
- 50:31Speaker 1: City because they own literally they like, oh no, we're
- 50:33Speaker 1: not putting an games ou unless we own it.
- 50:35Speaker 3: Right, And that's that's kind of like what it is
- 50:37Speaker 3: now is that you either spend a couple grand for
- 50:39Speaker 3: a PC and get access to everything most everything, or
- 50:43Speaker 3: you pay less but you get excluded to only a
- 50:47Speaker 3: certain Yeah.
- 50:49Speaker 2: So I will say just from the outset that neither
- 50:51Speaker 2: of you picked my favorite console.
- 50:53Speaker 9: Which is, which is and always will be the original
- 50:59Speaker 9: play Yeah, the PlayStation one was my absolute favorite console.
- 51:05Speaker 2: I must have spent so much time playing games on
- 51:07Speaker 2: that thing with Jorge, by myself, with my brother sometimes
- 51:13Speaker 2: even like just and and the PlayStation came out when
- 51:17Speaker 2: three D was just starting to come into its own
- 51:21Speaker 2: and developers were taking a lot of chances and a
- 51:24Speaker 2: lot of risks. So the games on the original PlayStation
- 51:27Speaker 2: are in my mind, far more creative than the stuff
- 51:30Speaker 2: we got on PS two, PS three and so on.
- 51:35Speaker 2: It just seemed like they were more willing to try
- 51:38Speaker 2: original things. And there were so many bizarre, weird, off
- 51:43Speaker 2: the wall games on the PlayStation. There's so much ridiculous
- 51:48Speaker 2: shit you can get into, and like, even to this day,
- 51:50Speaker 2: I'm exploring the PlayStation library and finding weird new shit
- 51:54Speaker 2: and going huh, I didn't know this existed? Awesome, you know,
- 51:59Speaker 2: so it just seems like there's so much cool ship
- 52:02Speaker 2: to mine in the PlayStation's library that I just keep
- 52:04Speaker 2: going back to it again and again and again. So
- 52:07Speaker 2: that would have been my pick. That would have been
- 52:09Speaker 2: an instant win. But as it is. As it is,
- 52:13Speaker 2: this is tough because the GameCube didn't do great the
- 52:18Speaker 2: the probably because of the Probably the the the best
- 52:23Speaker 2: thing it has going for it is its exclusives like
- 52:27Speaker 2: Metal Gear Solid, the remake Animal Cross The Twin Snakes,
- 52:30Speaker 2: Animal Crossing, Super Smash Brothers, Melee. We spent.
- 52:37Speaker 3: The only Mele game play Super.
- 52:39Speaker 2: Smash Brothers Melee, Mario Kart Double Dash, Mario Party four.
- 52:44Speaker 2: We spent, oh my god, so many hours playing Mario
- 52:47Speaker 2: Party four. Jorge loved Book Squirm. That game was Evil.
- 52:54Speaker 2: The Resident Evil series got a huge remake on on
- 52:57Speaker 2: on the GameCube. Resident Evil one got a full remake.
- 53:02Speaker 2: They poureded Resident Evil two and three and those became
- 53:06Speaker 2: like two of the rarest games for the damn system,
- 53:08Speaker 2: and Resident Evil four originally came out for the game
- 53:11Speaker 2: Cube like massive exclusives. The Xbox One, on the other hand,
- 53:16Speaker 2: did much better, was much more, It was much more
- 53:19Speaker 2: commercially popular. It was a solid system, had a lot
- 53:22Speaker 2: of great games, and we did spend a fair amount
- 53:24Speaker 2: of time playing it together, whereas I spent more time,
- 53:27Speaker 2: I think, with the GameCube on my own playing.
- 53:30Speaker 3: Individual game also launched with their game Pass.
- 53:34Speaker 2: It's also weirdly, it's also weirdly harder to go back to.
- 53:37Speaker 2: There's like fewer games for the game Cube. There's some
- 53:41Speaker 2: good ones on there, the Tony Hawk's three four, American Wasteland,
- 53:44Speaker 2: Underground and whatnot. Lots of great games on this system,
- 53:49Speaker 2: for sure, but the Xbox we did have a lot
- 53:52Speaker 2: of fun on the Xbox One. This is genuinely, really tough,
- 53:57Speaker 2: but I'm going to swing just barely in Augie's favor
- 54:01Speaker 2: on this one, just barely, if only because of the
- 54:06Speaker 2: two systems, that's the only one I still own, because
- 54:09Speaker 2: I don't I refuse to give up my last one.
- 54:12Speaker 2: Like the Xbox One, I sold and I didn't really
- 54:14Speaker 2: care about it.
- 54:14Speaker 1: You know, always going to have a new system. I'm
- 54:18Speaker 1: not going to stop making games.
- 54:19Speaker 2: Whereas the well, here's the thing is, like the GameCube,
- 54:22Speaker 2: I could have just sold that when the Wei came out.
- 54:23Speaker 2: Because the Wii was backwards compatible, you could still play GameCube. Yeah, true,
- 54:27Speaker 2: but I kept the game Cube for I don't know
- 54:29Speaker 2: whatever reason. Now I'm glad I did because I modeed
- 54:32Speaker 2: the funk out of mind and I literally have all
- 54:34Speaker 2: the games on an SD card.
- 54:35Speaker 1: You don't play a WI anymore, do you know?
- 54:37Speaker 2: I don't play my WI at all. We would not
- 54:40Speaker 2: have won. We would not have won. We is was
- 54:43Speaker 2: a fun experience that we had, honestly the.
- 54:48Speaker 3: Greatest going Thanksgiving, and which was everybody.
- 54:55Speaker 2: Fun. That was stupid fun. That was unreal. How much
- 54:59Speaker 2: fun that can? Yeah, Like, it was so much fun.
- 55:02Speaker 2: You literally didn't need to play anything else. I know
- 55:05Speaker 2: people who bought it just for the bowling.
- 55:07Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a good gimmick and it works.
- 55:11Speaker 2: You know, it was so much fun. Anybody could play it.
- 55:13Speaker 3: We bought the fucking sensor plate thing you could stand
- 55:17Speaker 3: on that like for exercise, and it was terrible because
- 55:23Speaker 3: some of us did to lose weight, others did to
- 55:25Speaker 3: do exercise and just constantly chastised you for either being
- 55:28Speaker 3: too above the b M I or two below.
- 55:33Speaker 1: Damn fat American set your me up based on.
- 55:37Speaker 2: Your weight, like if you were if you're a figure.
- 55:40Speaker 3: It was just make you me fast.
- 55:42Speaker 2: That's not nice, all right, So this game, unfortunately Stevie
- 55:47Speaker 2: goes to August.
- 55:48Speaker 1: He gets another good job.
- 55:51Speaker 2: However, Stevie still has a chance to tie things up.
- 55:56Speaker 2: Game three is gonna be worth three episode points, and
- 55:59Speaker 2: we're going to play that game right after this.
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- 57:56Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Three
- 58:00Speaker 2: is going to be no more Bastards. We haven't played
- 58:05Speaker 2: this in a while. This is the Gentleman's game. Gentle
- 58:09Speaker 2: gently borrowed from No More Jockeys on YouTube, just acquired
- 58:14Speaker 2: just gently borrowed, slightly slightly modified for our own home amusement.
- 58:20Speaker 2: And and it's a it's a very simple game. We
- 58:24Speaker 2: take turns naming a person, and then after you name
- 58:27Speaker 2: a person, you say no more, and then name a
- 58:30Speaker 2: category that that person belongs to. So if I were
- 58:32Speaker 2: to say Amelia Earhart, I could then say no more pilots,
- 58:37Speaker 2: and from that point on, anyone who mentions a pilot
- 58:40Speaker 2: is eliminated. Oh god, viscerally, yeah, with the butt is
- 58:48Speaker 2: better with butt sticks.
- 58:56Speaker 3: Don't poke with that. He takes enough air past last year.
- 59:01Speaker 2: There are a couple more rules. We just play until
- 59:04Speaker 2: one of until one of us is left standing, until
- 59:06Speaker 2: there's just one player left, and you cannot name a
- 59:11Speaker 2: category that is so wide that it excludes more than
- 59:14Speaker 2: half the population. So no more men, no more women,
- 59:17Speaker 2: no more alive, no more dead. These are not options,
- 59:20Speaker 2: no more breathing. People like you can't do those things.
- 59:23Speaker 2: It has to be narrow because it makes it more challenging.
- 59:26Speaker 2: It also makes the game last longer, which you would
- 59:29Speaker 2: like a good ten to fifteen minutes out of this
- 59:31Speaker 2: if possible. So fingers cross, fingers cross. And what's more,
- 59:34Speaker 2: I get to play because there's no hosting needed for this,
- 59:37Speaker 2: so I can play along, and I do have the
- 59:39Speaker 2: chance of tying Augie if I win.
- 59:42Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out what out we win.
- 59:47Speaker 1: Yeah, it's life, Joe, that's.
- 59:53Speaker 2: Life is closer to I lose, you lose, kind of
- 59:56Speaker 2: you use.
- 59:57Speaker 3: We all lose.
- 59:58Speaker 2: We all lose a bit, We all lose a bit.
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- 1:00:29Speaker 1: ticket past the tickets and see.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: This worth And I'm ignoring the fun out of them.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: You lose a little slower.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: It's a benefit.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: Nobody gets out alive. Okay, So I'll get you one
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: last game, Stevie. I'm gonna give you the choice. Who
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: do you want to go first?
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: I think I will.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's why the player goes first is
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: probably the easiest position to be in. So you will
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: have the first one go, which means you have no barriers,
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: no boundaries at all. You can pick literally anyone you
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: gi oh what.
- 1:01:08Speaker 10: What?
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: Okay, let me clarify you gi Oh is a show
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: you gee.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: Is the character? Then the character?
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: No?
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: No more anime protagonists.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: Oh, thank fucking god.
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: Was gonna make a hard man s easy? Come on
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: from one?
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: From one?
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: Okay, he said?
- 1:01:27Speaker 5: Anime protagonist, Yes, protagonists, protagonists.
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: Antagonists and character.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: It depends on your point of view.
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's I guess it's subjective objective.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: I'm gonna subjective. Stated, I'm gonna go with John Crichton
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: from Farscape.
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: Always with the fucking well.
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: I know for sure there's no anime from so I'm
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: completely safe, which.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: Or you're just telling us that to sway us.
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: I mean, if you want use this is another rule
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: Every player has two free challenges, which they can use
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: to challenge somebody on what they just said without penalty.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: If you challenge a third time and you're still wrong,
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: you get eliminated instead. But so you do have two
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: free challenges. If you'd like to use one, feel free.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: You know what, After second thought, I think I won't.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough, you retain your two free challenges, and
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: I will say no more people whose first name and
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: last name end with the same letter with the same
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: all right, it's over to Augie.
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: All right, kerbit d Frog.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: No, I think that's good. I think that's good.
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: He's a puppet, Okay, kirbit d Frog. No more musicians?
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: Oh you, dick, that's what I was gonna choose next.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: Fuck that's rough.
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: It's really a rough, good one.
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: You gotta throw them off, go for the not so obvious. Yeah,
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: it would have been dumb if I'm like, no more frogs.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: I'm just gonna clarify. By musicians, you mean someone who
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: regularly plays in a band or makes music.
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah, because some
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: of someone who maybe sang a song musician.
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no more someone who's ever done. Any music
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: is way too old okay, yeah.
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: No, no, no, no musicians as in someone who does
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: that as like a profession, kirmit.
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: D Frog definitely performed songs, so.
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: Yes, Rainbow Connection can yeah, probably did a.
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: Bunch of other songs in the movies that I'm forgetting about. Yes,
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: I will accept that.
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: That's fair.
- 1:04:01Speaker 8: Me.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: It is on you already. I'm sorry to block things.
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: I shouldn't hit that doctor Ruth. Remember her from the Doctor, Yes, Oh.
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: My god, tiny little German lady was all about as
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: hell you.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: She was so great, man, I love you.
- 1:04:19Speaker 10: Don't listening to that s.
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: I call? Yeah, yeah, okay, what's her name, doctor Ruth
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: west Timer. Isn't her first name?
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: First letter?
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: It's last letters, it's last letters, last letter.
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: I thought it was the first letter in last letter.
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: No, the first letter of her first name is the
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: same as the last letter of her last name. But
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: that wasn't the I misheard.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: That'd be a good one. I'd be with people.
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: He is out one free challenge.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: You're good.
- 1:04:53Speaker 7: No, I like it. I like it.
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: No more doctors were doctors.
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that makes mine a bit more difficult, But
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: I think I'm still safe. I'm gonna say.
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: No, he's not gonna say no.
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say him. I'm gonna say, ah, that
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: is evil, but yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna say,
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: Augie Daniels, I don't know who that is.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: Why don't you a doctor college? Damn it? Other friends
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: can do it?
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: Why can't you?
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: Also? I feel pretty good he's never been an anime
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: protagonist that I know, I'm true.
- 1:05:54Speaker 6: Damn it.
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: If you had been, I'm sure we'd be making a
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: lot more money.
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: At the point I assure you, I can't say yeah,
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: I say not musical at all, No, not even inclined.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: I guess a good one, all right.
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: Am I clear? Yeah, okay, no more podcasters? Mm hmm
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: it was gonna be yeah. Oh man, wow I even
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: checked to make sure. August and Daniel, Oh yeah, I'm clear,
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: I'm clear.
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Robin Williams, Oh.
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: I mean, can I get him for being a musician?
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: Maybe? Was he ever in a band?
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: It has to be banded? Oh he was professional, right,
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: yeah he's not like so well he also put on albums,
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: but yeah, he didn't like but it was.
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: He was a musician, like playing period. Did he ever
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: play or did he ever sing?
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: I know he's saying, did he sing? There's actual albums song?
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: Yes, Robin Wood, Yes, okay, then challenging, what are you waiting?
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: Does that count?
- 1:07:30Speaker 11: Yes?
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: Oh? Then yes, I challenged that.
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: Okay, were the originals?
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: I can't remember, but he put albums out I know
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: that for effects, so we used to have them when
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: I was a kid.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: I cannot believe I never heard of Robin Williams ever
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: singing records.
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: Yeah, because I mean he he voiced uh, Genie.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: And Aladdin music.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he did Friend like Me and.
- 1:07:53Speaker 3: That's why that belongs to Disney, not a Yeah, it
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: wasn't his song.
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: I'm pretty darn.
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: Sure unless you kind of the singing he does during
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: his stand.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: Up original motion sound it doesn't count, or does it,
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: because that's the soundtrack from his musical that he was in,
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: the Popeye one.
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: But Popeye the Sailor Man belongs again. It's not his song, actually,
- 1:08:24Speaker 3: I mean Popeye is.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: It was for that music. It was for that musical.
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: He was the first one who sang that one. You know,
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: he that Weird movie. I mean yeah, everybody was that
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: Weird movie.
- 1:08:38Speaker 3: I mean he's sang it.
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: Mmm, did he write that?
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: Fair?
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: Okay? Shoot, okay, well I guess noth Yeah.
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: I can't find anything. Everything.
- 1:08:54Speaker 13: Everything I'm finding is just like stand up albums, right
- 1:08:58Speaker 13: what like Like I said, like he does like a
- 1:09:00Speaker 13: little like ship when he's like doing it, except I
- 1:09:06Speaker 13: don't have official I don't remember him doing anything like
- 1:09:09Speaker 13: that either, to be honest, really, yeah, I I see
- 1:09:13Speaker 13: from him the songs that he sang in like various
- 1:09:15Speaker 13: Disney things.
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: Yeah, usually other people belong to it, and he just
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: sang as the character that he was performing as, like
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: in from Gully. No, I don't think he's saying that one.
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: Yeah he did Daddy Rap.
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: Yeah he was the bad Oh yeah, the pat.
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: That was the album. It's the soundtrack to that movie. Yeah,
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: I remember that.
- 1:09:38Speaker 3: It was a good movie. It was not a good
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: movie for a live action Popeye.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: Was Generalule not.
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: So you were both down with challenge equal finally.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Win this one. You still have one free challenge each
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: you do you want to give a category for roblem? Yes?
- 1:09:59Speaker 3: No more voice actors?
- 1:10:01Speaker 11: Oh fuck, no more voice actors? Ship Okay, well, Stevie,
- 1:10:14Speaker 11: we're on to you.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: Oh wow. Between the podcast, getting Harvest actors. Yeah, wow, nope,
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: damn it, this is really difficult. Uh, I'm trying to
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: let me joining us and look at that an accident.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: I saw names and I was like, oh no, don't
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: look at that. Yeah, nope, fuck damn well, you're an asshole.
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: Um no came to do that either. I think you
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: might have me Man was Jamie's last name in Thane.
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: Gimme factual character to ease damn. Yeah, that's what I
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: thought somebody had him.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: I know.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: You could pick Alara Zella. That's that right after a musician.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: I can't even look at the whole walls Billy west Eddie.
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: Now I'm ratten.
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: I've got nothing. I think you're gonna win this. Bungalow Bill,
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: the Bungalow Bill.
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: Bungalow Bill live in a bungalow.
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: His name is Bill. He likes coronas And is this
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: a person that exists?
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: So you mean probably.
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: Somewhere he's out a voice actor, right.
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: Bungo is an.
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: You're not allowed to just make someone up.
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: Oh I'm gonna cause it.
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: Is how it works. That's what we're doing, is making
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: like names of and stuff. And yeah, isn't this well
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: Bungalow Bill isn't any ship.
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: The continuing Story of Bungalow Bill by The Beatles.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: No, No, you fucking what the fuck?
- 1:12:36Speaker 7: Oh?
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: Oh? What the hell?
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: Man? I I I.
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: What what just happened?
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: I think I broke something.
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: This is a real character in a Beatles nineteen sixty eight.
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: We can't we can't investigate further without throwing an actual challenge.
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: But now that we know he's a real person, Stevie
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: is actively in the game.
- 1:13:09Speaker 3: He managed to find a loophole to the musician because
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: he chose a character in us A.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: Shit is the character in the song of musician himself
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: is the thing. I'm gonna go ahead and use one
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: of my free challenges. I'm gonna say there's a chance
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: they mentioned that he plays the harmonic or.
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: Some shit professionally. I don't know that was the thing,
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: right professional?
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: As long as he's in a band, it counts. The
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: continuing story of Buffalo Bill, What did you kill? Buffalo Bill?
- 1:13:41Speaker 3: He's a hunter, so he goes around killing things. So
- 1:13:44Speaker 3: he's just a hunter.
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: All the children sing, No, he doesn't sing.
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: He the children asked him if to kill was not
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: a sin?
- 1:13:56Speaker 11: Not?
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: When he looks so fierce. His mommy put it in.
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: Looks could kill. It would have been us instead of him.
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: All the children sing, hey, Bungalo bell Ship, What did
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: you kill?
- 1:14:11Speaker 7: Steve?
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: What Gates?
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: Bye?
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: Unbelievably he had nothing, all right, Stevie.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: Picture.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: I'm out of free challenge. We're now all down to
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: one apiece.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: I'm likeh my god, no, no more folk heroes. Folk
- 1:14:32Speaker 3: hero I guess, so, yeah, I can call it a
- 1:14:35Speaker 3: yeah like.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: I guess crazy.
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: I guess. Let's define hope folk hero as like the
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: focus of a song.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: Yeah song, Yeah, you know that type?
- 1:14:48Speaker 10: Ye?
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: No, I did its thing that like all these people believe.
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: In yeah or singing about or yeah, tell tale. In
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: that case, I still feel pretty free and clear to
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: go with my answer. Yeah, text me Murphy.
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: Ship. He's not he's not an anime proteconist.
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: He can't sing, can try. He doesn't play the instrument
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: as far as I know.
- 1:15:19Speaker 14: Hmmm, I don't think I have anything a video game character,
- 1:15:30Speaker 14: not a folk hero, right, and he's not an anime protagonist.
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: He's a video game protagonist. It hasn't been anime. No,
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: he's he's real. I can't think of it I got nothing.
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: Okay, in that case, no more. Let's just say no
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: more detectives. Okay, no more detectives.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: It's so difficult at this point. Now it's like, what
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: can you call on?
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't want to make it too too broad?
- 1:16:03Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, what do you got? It's a bit
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: of a stretch. Theodore Roosevelt. I don't know if you
- 1:16:21Speaker 3: played an instrument. I don't think he was in a
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: band lest I checked. He was not an anime protectonist.
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: Nope, definitely, definitely wasn't around for podcasting or I mean, he.
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: Was a popular presidence. I don't know if that counts
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: as folk hero.
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: I would I would argue against it.
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: Uh, I'm trying to think of the other ones.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: Wasn't around for podcasting, he was not a podcast Oh
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: my god, Roosevelt end with an ear tea.
- 1:16:56Speaker 3: Yeah I know, yeah, teddy, mm hmmm.
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: I think he's still clear.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: You just called that.
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: Unless he was at some pointed detective like that would
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: be insane. He was.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: He's so crazy whened to all this.
- 1:17:16Speaker 3: He's the guy that got shot in the chest, and
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: he kept going on with the speech and then starts
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: talking the guy who shot him a time. Yeah he's
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: the bold booth.
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I could see him being an ex cop.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: I bet you he's a protagonist in an anime.
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: The anime of theaterre.
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: You know what, nowadays, if I go out, I'm gonna.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: Go out this one.
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: You still have a free challenge.
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: It won't I'm going to challenge and see if Theodore
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: taking this in an anime.
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: I know Abraham Lincoln was, know he was a protagonist.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: The Door Rose protag.
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: I'm gonna find out that Japan just been making anime
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: of Presidents without us knowing.
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: I just I mean, honestly, Jesus Christ, there's there's US
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: Presidents as anime. Is someone put together to your God?
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: I mean yeah, kind of hard nowadays because there's just
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: so many people with freedom, everything, with everything, because what
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: else is there to do? So it's like throwing ship.
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: It might be there's the one where he's an actual
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: bear with a double.
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: Somebody drew an anime style genderbent theater Roosevelt. Oh what
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: what not kidding?
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: Okay, that's actually a pretty badass.
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: And you know what, I make a choice.
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: Because I'm not gonna make that decision.
- 1:19:08Speaker 3: I stop trying to fund our presidence.
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: It causes issues.
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: I want to get some of that, President, Buzzy.
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: Sweet sweet theatre Roosevelt.
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: Like halfway through the game, you said the contract. Can
- 1:19:30Speaker 3: I just you have to wait through the shows.
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: A mercy me? Okay, I think theatore Roosevelt gets through.
- 1:19:39Speaker 3: O God, Okay, we're still in it.
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: Stevie's out of free challenges, Oggie, and I still have one.
- 1:19:47Speaker 3: I mean, just Teddy Roosevelt. H no more, no more
- 1:19:52Speaker 3: wildlife conservationists?
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: What the fuck? Oh ship?
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: Like the ape lady?
- 1:20:01Speaker 3: You mean Jane Goodall? Yes, yes, okay, and like Steve
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: Rowin and son and oh man, I forgot that poor
- 1:20:09Speaker 3: dude's name. Yeah, so, oh god, who did you just say?
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: Theodore Roosevelt.
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: Yeah, Stevie, it's your turn. President.
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: Theodore Roosevelt was.
- 1:20:28Speaker 7: The fuck.
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: That dude was hardcore.
- 1:20:31Speaker 9: He was.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: It's so difficult at this point now because like so
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: many things are removed. Nope, can't do that. I can't
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: do that either. The son of a bitch.
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: You guys suck.
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: Uh Nope, God damn it. I chewed myself on that one.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: Matt from the gate.
- 1:21:06Speaker 2: Leapers Challenge, he's a podcast.
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: I lost. I'm like, dude, I can't think of anything.
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: You can always just bow out if you got.
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: Game, guys, good game.
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: It's just me and now god, this can actually tie,
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: has at least tied for the victory. Yeah, I'm gonna
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: go with, HM, which one do I go with? I'm
- 1:21:39Speaker 2: gonna go with I'm gonna go with Blanche Devereaux Nice,
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: the character from The Golden Girls. I'm pretty sure she
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: ticks all of the boxes.
- 1:22:00Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure too. Okay, or what the
- 1:22:08Speaker 3: fuck do I do?
- 1:22:11Speaker 7: Have fun? No more?
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: No, let's go No more TV show characters. Wow, cannot
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: be a character in a TV show?
- 1:22:26Speaker 3: Okay, TV show?
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: Got Wow? Nice? Nice?
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: Well, this is kind of a Grays along the Razor's edge.
- 1:22:39Speaker 3: Mister Clean, mister Clean, he's in ADS. Doesn't have a
- 1:22:45Speaker 3: TV show as far as right now.
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: That's great.
- 1:22:53Speaker 3: He wasn't a movie. But I don't think anybody remembers
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: it or wants to.
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: Mister he never talked.
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking go for it.
- 1:23:12Speaker 3: I don't know if he did. You go for I'm
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: gonna say he's protagonist.
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: And this is an absolute there's an absolute shot in
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: the dark. I'm gonna say whatever his first name is
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: ends with the same letter as.
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: His last name, like Calvin Clean or some ship.
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, that's what I'm going with, Chester Clean, Charles Clean.
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: There's a there's a lot of things he could be
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: that would make it no, but and is fairly.
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: Let me look at the real one, because that's fucking AI.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: I don't trust it, and this is saying what it does.
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: Say here, Okay, holy ship, Yeah, that's fucking awesome. His
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: real first name is veritably, veritably, Yeah, veritably clean.
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: It's awesome.
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: Vertibly nineteen sixty two. He was given that name.
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: Okay, it was worth using a challenge of we're using
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: a challenge.
- 1:24:11Speaker 3: Whoa, that was good, Agie.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: You are clear. I cannot think of something else safe
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: to challenge on, so I'm gonna let you have it.
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: No more bald guys, Oh fuck.
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: Bald men, I'll be Yeah, babies are fine, and the babies.
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: And yeah, fuck fucking hell, fucking veritably clean.
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: That's so great that the fuck that was worth it.
- 1:24:48Speaker 3: It was worth the challenge.
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: That's worth the challenge.
- 1:24:51Speaker 3: It was just a learning moment.
- 1:24:53Speaker 2: Hell I have I have to go back to this,
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: damn well. I don't want to think something different.
- 1:25:04Speaker 11: No, I have to.
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: I have to in order to survive. I have to.
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Rook. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: I'm sorry. He's another character from the text movie games.
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: But I'm desperate for something here. Rook Garner, he owns
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: the pawn.
- 1:25:28Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:25:28Speaker 3: I was gonna say, there's there's nothing. There's no challenge
- 1:25:31Speaker 3: there because he has hair. I know that.
- 1:25:35Speaker 2: Yep, Yeah, yep, I got.
- 1:25:39Speaker 3: Done the challenge there.
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: Fuck mm hmmm did I get away with it?
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: I'm thinking there, Yeah you did. Because I can't think
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: of anything, I will.
- 1:25:52Speaker 2: Say, no more war veterans, O, no more veterans ship.
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: This is going on quite a bit. Is one of
- 1:26:08Speaker 2: the longer games, and no more bastards. I'm surprised we've
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: kept it up this long.
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: Right, it's hard to think of anything.
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: I'm running out of ideas of places to mind for
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: more people that don't fit any of those boxes.
- 1:26:23Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: No, she's a wildlife conservationist.
- 1:26:29Speaker 3: God damn it. Okay, give me like another like three seconds.
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: Yeah. At a certain point, your brain just goes blank
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: because I think of what you can't think?
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: Yeah, because I immediately after I said no more detectives
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: immediately started thinking of detective stories and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: this doesn't work.
- 1:26:54Speaker 3: I think I got it. Okay, Josh Allen, Josh Allen
- 1:27:01Speaker 3: are Buffalo Bills quarterback.
- 1:27:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I know who he is. I'm gonna challenge. Okay,
- 1:27:06Speaker 2: I'm using a non free challenge, and I'm gonna say
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: that mister Allen has done a podcast.
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: M ship. I don't think I got to him, he said,
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: is a podcaster, Yeah, a podcast on a podcast, not
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: just a guest.
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: He has to have done a podcast at some point.
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: Right away, it says, no, but let me check in.
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: It's a double twikies just I just want to look
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: somewhere else because I don't want to using the AI bullshot.
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: Yeah me neither.
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: It's not bald.
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: It is the best shot I had.
- 1:27:36Speaker 3: Ye, no, no fair because I don't I don't know
- 1:27:38Speaker 3: about it. Not an anime protagonist. I didn't think he
- 1:27:41Speaker 3: was a music seeing anything for I don't think he's musically.
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: He's been on a podcasts. But if you want to
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: check too, you can't.
- 1:27:47Speaker 3: Yeah, you might check.
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 1:27:50Speaker 3: He's definitely probably been on a podcast.
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: He's been.
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: Wayne Helly has not been on a podcast. No, maybe not.
- 1:27:57Speaker 3: I got excited about that one, but yeahs not the
- 1:28:00Speaker 3: same guy.
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: They'll pay us, so we're not saying the name of that.
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: Like a farmer, like, yeah, he was on a farming podcast,
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: but that's not his podcast.
- 1:28:11Speaker 3: Could positively he's bald.
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: I know. I want to make sure this isn't the
- 1:28:16Speaker 2: same guy.
- 1:28:18Speaker 3: I can't believe the continuing story of Bungalow Bill. That
- 1:28:20Speaker 3: is the craziest all fucking almost as crazy as fucking
- 1:28:26Speaker 3: variably clean.
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: That's wild great, both great challenges.
- 1:28:32Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, I feel I feel like we gained way.
- 1:28:35Speaker 11: More than else.
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: We've all learned something today. We learned a lot of
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: somethings today.
- 1:28:43Speaker 2: All right. In that case, I think I have to
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: throw in the towel.
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: Oh my.
- 1:28:50Speaker 2: Failed challenge and Augie wins. No more Bastards.
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: He has won this.
- 1:28:54Speaker 2: Entire episode and swept it six points to zero to zero.
- 1:28:59Speaker 3: WHOA, that was a rough one.
- 1:29:03Speaker 2: Well done, you held your ground admirably, sir veritably. All right, Well,
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