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90 Day Fiancé Season 12 Episode 5 “Something Old, Something New” Part 2 · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Welcome back everyone. This is part two of Vanity Farah's
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Speaker 1: talking about ninety Day Fiance Season twelve, episode five. This
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Speaker 1: is something old, something new. Oh my goodness. On the
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Speaker 1: last part one, I already talked about Meto and Debbie
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Speaker 1: or you know Youto writing that d which is Debbie, Emma,
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Speaker 1: Riss and Edward. So we're going to move on to
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Speaker 1: other cups adepts, and that would be Malory and Rashid. Okay, So,
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Speaker 1: as we know, Malory has a friend named Brandon, and
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Speaker 1: Brandon has been a nice friend of Mallori and took
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Speaker 1: care of her dogs when she had in that car accident.
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Speaker 1: And Rashid hates Brandon because they're friends of benefits, which
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Speaker 1: means they hooked up sometimes. And I want to know
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Speaker 1: exactly what that means. How many times where you guys drunk?
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Speaker 1: H How many years of it? Like? How long did
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Speaker 1: it happen? Is he good in bed? Uh? Did you
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Speaker 1: come m Does he go down on you? Like? I
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Speaker 1: want all these questions, but I'm not gonna get any
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Speaker 1: of them. It makes me so sad. Brandon is coming
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Speaker 1: over to pick up his pet camera because she has
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Speaker 1: four us dogs, so I guess she used the camera
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Speaker 1: just like this almost interesting did she was malvoy using
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Speaker 1: the pet camera just while she went to go pick
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Speaker 1: up or sheet. Because my thought process is, if you're
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Speaker 1: somebody who has four dogs, I would say invest in
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Speaker 1: your own pet camera if that's your thing. Also, I'm dumb, dumb, dumb,
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Speaker 1: So when she first said it, I thought it was
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Speaker 1: like a camera to take pictures of pets, like a
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Speaker 1: pet photography cam camera. And then I was like, oh no,
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Speaker 1: it's a yeah, it's a yeah. It's like a ring
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Speaker 1: cam for your pet. You know, Like then I got it.
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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I know. I even have friends
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Speaker 1: that like have pet cameras. I'm not quite sure. Is
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Speaker 1: that the one where you can talk to them and
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Speaker 1: be like hi. I always think it's so sad when
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Speaker 1: you have a pet camera and you can talk to
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Speaker 1: them and they get so confused. But at the same time,
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Speaker 1: if you talk to them and they didn't know it
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Speaker 1: was you, that would also be weird because it's like,
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Speaker 1: do pets know your voice or do pets like know
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Speaker 1: the way you look and your smells smell. Hopefully it's
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Speaker 1: just one smell. I mean, I don't know more than
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Speaker 1: one smell. Maybe you come in with cookies all the time. Now,
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Speaker 1: Brandon Rashet hates, like I said, and Rashid doesn't want
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Speaker 1: to say Brandon, Rashit wants to say Brandy. Uh, that
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Speaker 1: boy's mind, that kind of Brandy, which makes me ello, well,
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Speaker 1: I like it Brandy. When Brandon first comes over, because
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Speaker 1: we're gonna see him like a couple times this episode,
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Speaker 1: and so I have to be honest. When I first
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Speaker 1: saw him, there was a part of me that's like,
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Speaker 1: I think he's a little bit cute. And I hate
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Speaker 1: myself for that. Why Because I don't like the fact
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Speaker 1: that I can be mildly turned on by seemingly toxic masculinity,
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Speaker 1: not like really bad toxic masculinity, not like obviously, you know,
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Speaker 1: but like just like what could be perceived as like
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Speaker 1: the beginning stages of a look that is like, you
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Speaker 1: know a little bit, And I don't like that about myself.
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Speaker 1: But I want to be honest with you because you know,
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Speaker 1: why not, why not be honest about your human experience,
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Speaker 1: because we're all one and sometimes I think the truth
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Speaker 1: sets us free. And also, you know, like this is
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Speaker 1: what you not get from this is like the difference
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Speaker 1: between listening to a human person and like I think
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Speaker 1: listening to AI or something like anyway, So I'm not
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Speaker 1: happy about that. But like when he first comes in,
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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I see it. I see it, Mallory,
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Speaker 1: I see it, like I see you know, like we're
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Speaker 1: a situation where I'd be like, okay, well he's scruffy
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Speaker 1: and he's tall, and you know, like if I was like,
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Speaker 1: you know, lonely and you know, hanging out with people
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Speaker 1: that like, you know, made me drink alcoholic, It's one
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Speaker 1: thing can lead to get in my pants, you know,
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Speaker 1: and I brand you, like I said, like a cow,
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Speaker 1: then you're mine. So we get set up that later
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Speaker 1: on today they're going to give Rashid the Alabama Welcome
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Speaker 1: and make sure you're hydrated drink water, and Rashid like
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Speaker 1: almost is like is this a threat? So Brandon also
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Speaker 1: is wearing and this is truly so embarrassing for me.
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Speaker 1: Is that why I have a picture of him? I forgot.
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Speaker 1: It's like in this picture he doesn't look bad, right,
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Speaker 1: Like he has a hat on, and you know, I'm
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Speaker 1: much like hats you. I also see Mallory's fucking word ark,
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Speaker 1: which literally says home, sweet home, and I want it
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Speaker 1: looks like a paddle in which I can spank him
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Speaker 1: anyway or he can pick me, which is actually what
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Speaker 1: I would want. I hate myself in that. Okay, moving on,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop. He's wearing upside down Oakley's blue tinted
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Speaker 1: fucking Oakley's upside down sitting on top of his hat.
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Speaker 1: Do you think I'm happy? Do you think I'm Do
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Speaker 1: you think do you think I'm proud of myself? Do
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Speaker 1: you think someone who's gonna like be like, don't get
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Speaker 1: word art and it's gonna tell you what I just said?
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Speaker 1: Do you think that makes me proud of myself? It doesn't. No,
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Speaker 1: I'm real mad. I need to like turn off shitty
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Speaker 1: things that I want with men. I don't want to
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Speaker 1: think that I own them after they're inside of me.
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Speaker 1: And I don't want to be mildly sexually attracted to
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Speaker 1: people like that. I would rather not, you know, But
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Speaker 1: here I am being open and honest with the world,
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Speaker 1: this microphone, this computer, you and I want to change.
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Speaker 1: I want to be different. I want this is my accountability.
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Speaker 1: You know, like you say things out loud and you
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Speaker 1: have to like follow the you're like, and I wonder
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Speaker 1: if I will, like can you do you think you can?
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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think you can change we are sexually.
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Speaker 1: I'm attracted too. I'm not saying that like he's it
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Speaker 1: for me and I'm gonna like fucking make a poster
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Speaker 1: of it. No, I'm not. I definitely like other people
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Speaker 1: all the time. But like it's such a weird thing,
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Speaker 1: like if something mildly turns you on, do you think
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Speaker 1: that it can you think you can like heal yourself
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Speaker 1: and then have it not turn me turn you on
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Speaker 1: a little bit, or do you just ignore that you're
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Speaker 1: just like, well, you know vagina. Okay, So Jesus okay.
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Speaker 1: So we go back to Rashid does not want, you know,
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Speaker 1: all those dogs in his life all the goddamn time,
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Speaker 1: you know, and he's like God said animal live outside,
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Speaker 1: And it's like, no, he didn't. Are you talking about whatever, Bible,
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Speaker 1: whatever Koran you're talking about, Like, first of all, God
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Speaker 1: didn't say that. Some man wrote that because you know,
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Speaker 1: we are animals so we would also live outside. Makes
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Speaker 1: no goddamn sense. Okay. So Rashid also is like I'll
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Speaker 1: tell you this, I want Brandon to call me and
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Speaker 1: not you when he wants to come over and it's
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Speaker 1: like you're not friends with him? That is like a yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's like so what you think that Brandon's going to
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Speaker 1: ask for your number? Then delete Mallory's number and be like, Brandon,
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Speaker 1: can I come over? They had a Malloried kind that's
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Speaker 1: what you that is? Yeah, that is some different country shit,
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Speaker 1: and that like country I mean, like you know, different
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Speaker 1: part of the world kind of thinking, because there's not
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Speaker 1: going to happen. I like conversely, if she was in
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Speaker 1: Turkey and you have like a friend that you've known
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Speaker 1: all your life, would you then expect your girlfriend whatever
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Speaker 1: schoolmate to then find out Mallory's number and be like, Hi, Mallory,
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Speaker 1: I'm Rashid's childhood friend ding Dong and I cann't think
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Speaker 1: of like any sort of name that makes sense in
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Speaker 1: the region, and I want to say hi to his mom,
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Speaker 1: So can I come over? Like no, I can't imagine
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Speaker 1: the no world in which she would consider that happening.
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Speaker 1: So sometimes I wonder like Rashid does feel like a
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Speaker 1: little passive even though he's supposed to be, you know,
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Speaker 1: God bless one of these like you know, people that
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Speaker 1: are like, you know, men, men, men and women. You
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Speaker 1: know there it's like you can't with Mallory think that's
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Speaker 1: going to actually happen though, and he just cries all
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Speaker 1: the time. So you're like, I think that you, you know,
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Speaker 1: are a little softer than you want to be. I
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Speaker 1: maybe you've been told that men have to do this,
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Speaker 1: men have to do that, but I think that, like
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Speaker 1: you understand that in a world where you're with Mallory,
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Speaker 1: you're just you know, learning as it goes. So he's like,
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Speaker 1: I am going to talk to Brandon. I will put
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Speaker 1: my line in the sand. And she's like mm hmmm.
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Speaker 1: It's it's draws draw your line in his hand. A
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Speaker 1: lot of their confessionals or whatever is him trying to
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Speaker 1: piece together like an idiom. And she's like, oh this,
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Speaker 1: it's draw the line in the sand. He's like, yes,
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Speaker 1: dra line and sand. She's like mm hm, which, you
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Speaker 1: know what, I don't mind it. So I do mind
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Speaker 1: the wal art I've already said. So then they go
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Speaker 1: into town and then she's like, let's go into a
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Speaker 1: mercantile shop. Okay, I want to know if the idea
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Speaker 1: of like a mercantile is like a Southern thing. It
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Speaker 1: sounds like market. It's mercantile or I'm saying that wrong
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Speaker 1: and it's something else. But when I went to Mississippi,
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Speaker 1: Take on a Mississippi? Was it Georgia Clarksdale? Mississi's Mississippi.
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Speaker 1: When I went to Clarksdale, they for sure had a
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Speaker 1: mercantile and it like is kind of like a big
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Speaker 1: open space like maybe wooden walls, and there's you know,
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Speaker 1: like surely items like sundrys and you know, maybe some
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Speaker 1: food and stuff like that, like definitely snacks or like
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Speaker 1: candies and like you know, maybe like some shirts. It's
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Speaker 1: just like a shop in Hawaii. I don't know why.
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Speaker 1: I like that in Hawaii, like an ABC store, like
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Speaker 1: at a hotel sundry shop in the South. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: is that is that americantile? Please tell me so. Then
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Speaker 1: in the mercantile shop, he sees an animal head, just
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Speaker 1: like Shae, you know what I'm saying, Like Shay's sells
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Speaker 1: them there. He's like, why would you do this? She's like,
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Speaker 1: I don't know, as Shay, Yeah, it's so interesting because yeah,
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Speaker 1: you rarely see animal heads in Los Angeles. But I'm
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Speaker 1: not you know, I know it's a whole last thing.
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Speaker 1: You know, like if you go to Idaho, you know
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Speaker 1: you're gonna see them. You know, if you go to Colorado,
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Speaker 1: you're gonna go to you know, those are gonna see them,
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Speaker 1: you know, just like such a Western thing. Animal head
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Speaker 1: I also would like to know, is that like a
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Speaker 1: decidedly American thing? Probably not right, Like if you go
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Speaker 1: to the Alps, or you go to Swiss Alps, or
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Speaker 1: you go to like like a Norway, if you go
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Speaker 1: to like Russia, do they have animal heads on walls? Also,
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Speaker 1: I go back and say, like why not just regular art?
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Speaker 1: Why not paintings or pictures, photography or paintings just so
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Speaker 1: that you could like look at something and have it
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Speaker 1: mean something or symbolize part of the family, not just
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Speaker 1: like something that is so obvious like word art or
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Speaker 1: I hunt trophies. I guess yeah, people do like to
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Speaker 1: decorate with trophies. It's like being a taller and Tiara
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Speaker 1: winner and this is like my pageant ball. Okay, Well
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Speaker 1: I talk myself and understanding it. So then they, you know,
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Speaker 1: have a little snacky poo and she starts crying. And
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Speaker 1: she starts crying because she wants him to know that
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Speaker 1: there is racism where she's from, and he already knows that.
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Speaker 1: But she's like, there's people that, you know, like want
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Speaker 1: you to just fucking not be here, and those people
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Speaker 1: are not my friends, and I hate that. And she
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Speaker 1: starts crying, and then he really feels her pain and
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Speaker 1: also feels his own pain because he's the one that's like,
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Speaker 1: you know, discriminated against. And but it's like it is sweet,
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Speaker 1: Like she does, like obviously feel emotionally moved by this.
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Speaker 1: She wishes it wasn't the way it was, and she
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Speaker 1: feels like she wants to defend him. And I really
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Speaker 1: like them as a couple. I think that they really
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Speaker 1: gel together, and you can really see they're like yeah, Kim,
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Speaker 1: and like the sort of like love and warmth they
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Speaker 1: have for each other, even though you know they come
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Speaker 1: from different cultures. But that's what the show's about. Now
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Speaker 1: it's time for the party, honey, and the party is
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Speaker 1: not just his welcome party. They've also added an extra
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Speaker 1: layer of a theme, and the theme is White Trash Bash.
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Speaker 1: I thought it was red and Ruckus, but no, it's
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Speaker 1: White Trash Bash. There's actually non white people there, which
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Speaker 1: I was happy about, you know, like surely all these
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Speaker 1: people are Americans, so everything that still stands, and you know,
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Speaker 1: like immigrants are bad kind of thing. I'm sure. I mean,
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Speaker 1: I don't you know. I'm there's just like there's like
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Speaker 1: some black people there, and I was like, okay, why
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Speaker 1: are you calling a white trash bash? Then why not
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Speaker 1: call it redneck ruckus? Okay. So he gets there though,
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Speaker 1: and they're like, Buddy, say the thing we all like saying,
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Speaker 1: which is roll tide, roll Tide. He's like, roll thiede.
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Speaker 1: You know, god bless, I'm trying it. Like that's so
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Speaker 1: interesting because I can't even imagine like people coming to
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Speaker 1: LA and me being like, okay, go Dodgers, go Lakers
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Speaker 1: say it, you know, like I would only assume someone
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Speaker 1: would say it if we were like at a game
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Speaker 1: or a game was playing and the game was like
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Speaker 1: a playoff game of either one, then I can be like, Okay, well,
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Speaker 1: you know, we're all dressed as in the Blues for
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Speaker 1: Dodgers or in the Golds, which has been so long
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Speaker 1: since the Lakers have done anything worth watching, so Dodgers.
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Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, it's part of the culture all
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Speaker 1: the time. Role tiede. Okay, now, surely everyone got the
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Speaker 1: memo to show up. Everyone understood the assignment. Everyone looks
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Speaker 1: Banana Ranmas crazy and they're like, and you guys have
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Speaker 1: to too, So get in here and get you know,
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Speaker 1: the costume on, and yeah, Mallory does it up, and
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Speaker 1: she's really happy with herself. At one point, so she
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Speaker 1: basically takes a beer can and does like a curler
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Speaker 1: in the front part of her hair, and she's like,
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Speaker 1: who would have even thought that? And it's kind of like,
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Speaker 1: you know, it is smart, but I mean people, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I can I can see a world which someone would,
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Speaker 1: you know, consider that. And then they give him a
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Speaker 1: hat with just a gross a couple of strands of
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Speaker 1: curly ass, long ass hair coming on the back and
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Speaker 1: he and he looks crazy. At some point someone sees
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Speaker 1: him they like, you look mucho, man, Randy Savage, and
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Speaker 1: he does. He does, it's fun here having fun, you know,
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Speaker 1: like it's it's hard. I mean, I don't like beer,
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Speaker 1: so and I don't love I like drinking, but I
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Speaker 1: like drinking at my own pace, and so I always
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Speaker 1: think it's like weird when you have to like pound
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Speaker 1: a drink like beer whatever, beer bongs, or like you
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Speaker 1: know when they make them do the thing with the
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Speaker 1: beer where you like open it and just pour the
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Speaker 1: whole thing in your mouth like I don't know, like
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Speaker 1: from the side or whatever. I just can't like everything
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Speaker 1: about it is a nightmare to me. A I don't
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Speaker 1: even like drinking that much water, so like having to
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Speaker 1: like force feed me any drink is like already a nightmare.
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Speaker 1: And then something that doesn't taste good horrible, something that's fizzy,
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Speaker 1: so it's like hard to do even worse, I mean,
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Speaker 1: and you just feel immediately like boo afterward. What part
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Speaker 1: of that feels right for people? I don't get it.
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Speaker 1: I really don't. I mean, I could say, and you know,
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Speaker 1: I could see myself in a situation where I was
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Speaker 1: like lay to a bar or lay to a party,
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Speaker 1: and everyone was already ahead of me in the game,
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Speaker 1: you know what I'm meaning, and I had to catch
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Speaker 1: up and the catch. I could see myself being like, Okay,
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Speaker 1: get me a drink and get me a shot, and
17:46
Speaker 1: I'll take a shot. And I'll take a shot, little
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Speaker 1: baby shot, well a normal shot, and then I'll chase
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Speaker 1: the shot with an alcoholic drink and then I'll continue
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Speaker 1: to sip that drink until I'm done with it. But yeah,
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Speaker 1: like the pressure of having to like just suddenly get
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Speaker 1: down a whole big ass drink. No, but he actually
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Speaker 1: does a good job of it. And he's like, I
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Speaker 1: brought something to play. He brought a Turkish alcohol that
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Speaker 1: liqure drink that I realize probably tastes a lot like
18:21
Speaker 1: the spirit from the leaven lavant called Auduck, And it's
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Speaker 1: basically auduck but just sweetened. And yeah, it's made from
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Speaker 1: a nise so black, a black liquorice flavor thing. And
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Speaker 1: it's a full on, like you know thing that a
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Speaker 1: lot of like Arabs drink and it's Euros but people
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Speaker 1: love it, like as a digestive or whatever. And it's
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Speaker 1: like clear and then you put the ice in it
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Speaker 1: and then it becomes cloudy. Yeah, it's just very anie flavoring.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's not even a little bit, you know,
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Speaker 1: like it's a lot people love it. Though I think
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Speaker 1: I was thought a big alcohol person. Though I love
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Speaker 1: red wine and I usually like tequila. I can't drink
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Speaker 1: whiskey like good. I'm anything that's like too medicinal tasting.
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Speaker 1: She says, I'm such a baby. So he's so happy
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Speaker 1: to have people like drink the attuck and people are
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Speaker 1: like or whatever the Turkish erson and people are like, oh,
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Speaker 1: m okay. And then Brandy comes over and is like
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Speaker 1: fuck that, let's drink that American shit, like it's just
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Speaker 1: jim Bean whiskey. And then it's like he then like
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Speaker 1: Rashid drinks it and he's like, oh whiskey, and Brandy's
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Speaker 1: like yeah. So then you know, it's a whole thing
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Speaker 1: where like Rashid's like, okay, I need to talk to you, Brandon,
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Speaker 1: man to man, and so they go out and like
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Speaker 1: Brandy is like, buy his truck. And I think it's
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Speaker 1: because Brandon is like a little taller than Rashid. So
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Speaker 1: I think Rashid he decides to like get to eye level,
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Speaker 1: and the best way for him to do is hop
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Speaker 1: on the back of the truck the truck's bed, truck bed,
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Speaker 1: and Brandy is upset. I mean, he's like disrespectful. It's
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Speaker 1: the first rule in itself, so you don't jump on
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Speaker 1: another man's truck bed. You don't have to tell me
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Speaker 1: if that's true to me, Rashid. Rashid's demeanor and doing
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Speaker 1: so automatically makes it not confrontational because it seems like
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Speaker 1: a real buddy thing to do, because it's like we're
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Speaker 1: gonna do yell at someone while while taking a seat
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Speaker 1: on their car. It's like it's hard to do. It's like,
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Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like incongruent, you know what I'm saying. Oh, okay,
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Speaker 1: So let's move on, honey, Asia. So Asia, you know
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Speaker 1: God bless is getting ready to go to Nigeria yet
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Speaker 1: because it's the only way to be with her. Boo Maxwell.
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Speaker 1: This woman's work such a good cover of that song Maxwell,
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Speaker 1: and she has her friend Brianna come over to help
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Speaker 1: her pack, and I'm still like, where's the girl that
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Speaker 1: is getting with Maxwell's friend? How come we haven't seen
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Speaker 1: that girl yet? This is supposed to be your best
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Speaker 1: betty that you went over to Nigeria with. You found
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Speaker 1: two other best friends, and now you're gonna marry their
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Speaker 1: best friends and both of their visa Scott denied, and
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Speaker 1: you're not going with her. I don't get it. Where
21:35
Speaker 1: is like, are you guys in a fight? Did God
21:38
Speaker 1: telling you not to be friends with that girl anymore?
21:41
Speaker 1: And then played an end sync song you profit? So
21:46
Speaker 1: She's like, Okay, here's my carry on, here's my bag
21:48
Speaker 1: for me, and here's my bag for Maxwell. And they're
21:51
Speaker 1: like okay. And then Asha, I think is wearing like
21:55
Speaker 1: white skims like that, like a two piece of white
21:57
Speaker 1: skim offit like real Furrey outfit. Her friend has really
22:01
Speaker 1: cute square black glasses and like a leather top and
22:04
Speaker 1: I'm like, cute, q cute, And then she puts on
22:06
Speaker 1: this like really ugly white fleece like kind of weird jacket,
22:09
Speaker 1: almost looks like Dalmatian fur. And I'm like that does
22:11
Speaker 1: not go together. Is it really cold in the South
22:14
Speaker 1: right now? I just like, listen, if the US has
22:20
Speaker 1: found fraud, I'm going to get to the bottom to
22:23
Speaker 1: find out if it's fraud. And I was like, are
22:27
Speaker 1: you gonna go go to the visa office? Like what
22:29
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? So, as we know her mom,
22:32
Speaker 1: Miss juliet is going and so mister Juliett gets in
22:36
Speaker 1: the back of the car as they go to the airport.
22:37
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Miss Juliet's already over it. I don't
22:40
Speaker 1: know if like half of me is like Miss Juliette
22:43
Speaker 1: looks like before they left the house, she took her
22:45
Speaker 1: plane drug you know what I'm saying, like her, like
22:48
Speaker 1: she looks like she's tired from like the minchig gets
22:50
Speaker 1: in that car. She's over it. And I still am
22:53
Speaker 1: kind of like what like Miss Juliette is like into
22:57
Speaker 1: this situation for her daughter. There's no part of Miss
23:00
Speaker 1: Juliet that's like I don't trust Maxwell or my dumb
23:03
Speaker 1: ass daughter is making a stupid choice. She's kind of
23:06
Speaker 1: just like I don't along for a ride, you know,
23:08
Speaker 1: tired about it. Some interesting little you know, accent tidbits.
23:15
Speaker 1: It's trup on this trip instead of trip. We're gonna
23:20
Speaker 1: go on this trup. So interesting. And yeah, miss Jilliot
23:23
Speaker 1: said business instead of business. I like both. I like both,
23:27
Speaker 1: and you know I like an accent. So so when
23:32
Speaker 1: they get to the airport, honey, miss Juliet needs something
23:35
Speaker 1: to eat, okay, so they get you know, a crispy
23:40
Speaker 1: cream donut. It's cold. It's a cold donut. That's sad.
23:50
Speaker 1: Airplane airplane food, of course is gross. Air Port food
23:58
Speaker 1: is so bad. I just don't get why. Like in JFK,
24:05
Speaker 1: it's so gross. In Lax, it's disgusting, Like the food
24:12
Speaker 1: is so not good. You know that vegan restaurant. I
24:16
Speaker 1: always talk about that I worked out that Ella got
24:18
Speaker 1: mad at me about there was a time in a
24:20
Speaker 1: toy Day where it had a kiosk offshoot at Lax
24:28
Speaker 1: not there anymore now, the same space as a lemonade,
24:33
Speaker 1: and it was the only good food to have it
24:37
Speaker 1: at an airport. But yeah, just like I don't get
24:41
Speaker 1: like they either ship in you know, like Wolfgang Pucks
24:46
Speaker 1: disgusting sandwiches, and you get like those bad apples that
24:50
Speaker 1: are like wrapped in cellophane, and it's just like you
24:54
Speaker 1: have to hunt and find any other water besides dasani,
24:58
Speaker 1: And like, yeah, all the food that's said you're gonna
25:00
Speaker 1: actually spend forty five dollars for is just like an edible.
25:04
Speaker 1: It's always so weird to me because it's like you're
25:06
Speaker 1: in most of the time that you're in an airport,
25:09
Speaker 1: you're in a major metropolitan city, Okay, I mean and
25:13
Speaker 1: all the time. Obviously they're small airports, you know, I'm
25:15
Speaker 1: saying they're like the ones I named were like you
25:17
Speaker 1: know big cities. Is there like a fucking is there
25:23
Speaker 1: some sort of like underground network of like politicians that
25:27
Speaker 1: are getting kickbacks from having bad food? Is it just
25:32
Speaker 1: like the contracts that we have, Like people are like
25:35
Speaker 1: low key lobbying to keep them and they're just so bad.
25:41
Speaker 1: Why is like every piece of lettuce I'll ever get
25:44
Speaker 1: limp and also like probably sprayed with like preservatives? Like
25:48
Speaker 1: why why is it so bad? Why is it too
25:53
Speaker 1: hard to make food for the amount of people by
25:57
Speaker 1: the time they need to buy, the people they want
25:59
Speaker 1: to pay, you know, and the amount of people they
26:01
Speaker 1: want to pay to be there. I mean, it's just
26:05
Speaker 1: I don't I don't mean. I just what we need
26:10
Speaker 1: is a big strong hand to live it to the
26:13
Speaker 1: higher ground. No, what we need is like I wish
26:15
Speaker 1: that every fucking I wish there was like a farm
26:17
Speaker 1: to a table program for airports. Great, please look into
26:26
Speaker 1: it so they you know, have to do all. It
26:31
Speaker 1: looks like they just take like a one stop shop
26:34
Speaker 1: like flight from like Atlanta right to Nigeria, which makes
26:39
Speaker 1: me happy. They're also flying Delta. I clocked it. And
26:43
Speaker 1: they land and you know, miss Juliette is super tired.
26:47
Speaker 1: Now she's in like a little wheel t they're willing
26:49
Speaker 1: her around and Maxwell sees her and he's like, miss Juliette,
26:55
Speaker 1: you're so beautiful and she's like, yep, I know, oh,
27:03
Speaker 1: I know, I know I'm beautiful. Would she reminds me
27:08
Speaker 1: like yeah, the last episode where he's like I'm I'm
27:12
Speaker 1: happy to see you, and she's like, neither am I.
27:16
Speaker 1: She has a way with words. But when Asia sees Maxwell,
27:22
Speaker 1: she's like, oh uh, still having those skin issues right,
27:28
Speaker 1: just still a little bumpy in those skin that skin
27:31
Speaker 1: right well, full chemical peel and still having a little
27:35
Speaker 1: bump situation. And he was so proud of himself because
27:38
Speaker 1: I guess he's gained weight by having to join a
27:41
Speaker 1: gym and he and he is like strapping, uh, And
27:44
Speaker 1: so he was like really hoping that like his build
27:47
Speaker 1: was going to impress her, and she's not impressed. No,
27:59
Speaker 1: I was like before I was like, I don't know.
28:01
Speaker 1: That seems like a lot of things to do. I'm
28:02
Speaker 1: gonna say this, I understand wanting someone to have clear skin,
28:10
Speaker 1: Like I get I get that, especially because you know,
28:13
Speaker 1: skin relatively can be made clear. I think, like, you know,
28:18
Speaker 1: through a variety of means, and it's not as cumbersome
28:22
Speaker 1: as other things. Like I don't think you should pressure
28:25
Speaker 1: that man to get a fucking hair transplant. That's like surgery,
28:29
Speaker 1: but skin stuff, like you know, you can really change that.
28:34
Speaker 1: I'm on spirital loctome because you know it's like a
28:40
Speaker 1: androgen block or anything like that. If you have skin issues,
28:44
Speaker 1: look on spiranal loc dome. But like, you don't have
28:47
Speaker 1: to suffer through whack me. I mean I don't think
28:50
Speaker 1: you do. There's other ones too, Like when I was
28:52
Speaker 1: really young, I was unaccutane. But whatever, this spiraninal lactome
28:55
Speaker 1: works like a charm. So she's like, yes, she's a
28:59
Speaker 1: good him on spirandal loack done. But like for him
29:02
Speaker 1: to like build up his body, that's really fucking hard.
29:04
Speaker 1: I mean maybe it's I don't know. I've never been
29:06
Speaker 1: a man, and sometimes I feel like it really maybe
29:08
Speaker 1: is easy for men to like change our bodies by
29:10
Speaker 1: just like cutting out like one thing and just you know,
29:13
Speaker 1: lifting some weights and you know, God bless their like
29:15
Speaker 1: muscles just really react in such a way. But I
29:19
Speaker 1: almost feel bad for him. Also, it's funny when he,
29:23
Speaker 1: like when we get to spend time with him, he
29:26
Speaker 1: doesn't give off like scammer vibes. You know, he's no
29:31
Speaker 1: Daniel of Lisa and Daniel, where you're like the Daniel.
29:37
Speaker 1: Lisa and Daniel is almost like Mito where you're like,
29:41
Speaker 1: this is obviously me talking about last season of the
29:43
Speaker 1: Other Way, but like, you know, Daniel felt like a
29:46
Speaker 1: scammer and you like knew why he, you know, was there,
29:51
Speaker 1: and Lisa looked like she didn't understand space and time
29:54
Speaker 1: and didn't know what was in front of her, which
29:56
Speaker 1: was someone who didn'tently love her. And that's what Mito
29:59
Speaker 1: and Debbie feel like. Okay, so you guys, we have
30:04
Speaker 1: one more couple left, and this couple wasn't on the
30:08
Speaker 1: last episode, So let's bring up Katie and Josh. Honey,
30:12
Speaker 1: Katie and Josh. So they are leaving the hotel that
30:17
Speaker 1: she has procured for them because the apartment that she
30:20
Speaker 1: also procured is ready to go, and so they have
30:23
Speaker 1: to get out of this hotel. And you know, they've
30:26
Speaker 1: been in this hotel for I don't know how long,
30:28
Speaker 1: Not long enough for him to eat all the cake pops,
30:30
Speaker 1: but definitely long enough for there to be a lot
30:33
Speaker 1: of bullshit on the floor, like crumbs what looks like
30:38
Speaker 1: just a bag of smart pop just she put on
30:43
Speaker 1: the floor with a lot of like popcorn. Who knows.
30:45
Speaker 1: So she's like, well, before we leave, let's double check
30:50
Speaker 1: every drawer in the hotel in this room, sorry, not
30:54
Speaker 1: in the hotel, but in this in this room, and
30:56
Speaker 1: let's look under the bed. I do that. I think
30:59
Speaker 1: there's to be like wow, OCD. But who the fucking
31:02
Speaker 1: doesn't do that, especially if you took things out and
31:04
Speaker 1: put in the drawers, especially if you've been there a
31:05
Speaker 1: long time. There is never a hotel that I'm just like,
31:09
Speaker 1: I'm done. I pack myself and done. Like I have
31:12
Speaker 1: to go through all the drawers. I surely look under
31:15
Speaker 1: the bed, and I surely bring my phone and put
31:17
Speaker 1: the flashlight on to do so. That's just common sense.
31:20
Speaker 1: I do that. I do that. I look and see
31:22
Speaker 1: if I left my charger in a wall. I go
31:25
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I have to go to the shower.
31:28
Speaker 1: Make sure I didn't have any extra products that I
31:30
Speaker 1: put all of the things, you know, like in the
31:33
Speaker 1: closet that they give you. I have to look in
31:35
Speaker 1: the closet because on the top shelf or on the
31:38
Speaker 1: bottom shelf. Make sure I didn't like leave you know,
31:41
Speaker 1: anything dirty or clean. Oh my god, last I left
31:49
Speaker 1: when I was in Miami, I left like a bunch
31:51
Speaker 1: of my jewelry like in its jewelry case, and the
31:54
Speaker 1: hotel I was at found and gave it back to me.
31:56
Speaker 1: I was so happy. Okay, so can you just don't
31:59
Speaker 1: want to make that mistake. So she's like can you check?
32:02
Speaker 1: And Josh checks and she's like can you check, and
32:04
Speaker 1: he's like I did and he did. I was happy
32:06
Speaker 1: for him. So now I'm going to go see the
32:08
Speaker 1: new apartment. And she's just like yeah. When I'm under
32:13
Speaker 1: a time crunch, I hate it and I get a girl,
32:15
Speaker 1: which is why you have to like give yourself like
32:17
Speaker 1: three more hours than you need. You have to set
32:19
Speaker 1: multiple alarms. That's my thing I do now. She's like,
32:22
Speaker 1: one time I wasn't paying attention and I melted a
32:26
Speaker 1: britta on the stove. So I always check stoves now.
32:28
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well it's good. Good if you look
32:32
Speaker 1: you so I'm hearing you learn from your mistake. Good.
32:39
Speaker 1: He's like, so you know, did you like the apartment.
32:41
Speaker 1: She's like, well, I saw the well I didn't see it.
32:44
Speaker 1: He's like, you didn't see She's like no, I mean
32:46
Speaker 1: they gave me a virtual tour and like he's like, okay,
32:48
Speaker 1: you're like that. I didn't click on I think I did. I.
32:53
Speaker 1: I think I clicked on it for like three seconds
32:55
Speaker 1: and then I got bored and I was like, that's
32:57
Speaker 1: probably fine. Before they get there, though, she has to fart,
33:04
Speaker 1: she doesn't just wait for them to get out the car,
33:06
Speaker 1: and she certainly doesn't roll down a window. She kind
33:10
Speaker 1: of gets mad at him and is like, can you fart?
33:14
Speaker 1: People can't fart on command? Can they? I mean, I
33:18
Speaker 1: don't know what a skill if you could. So she's
33:22
Speaker 1: like yeah. Also, last night I asked Danica if I
33:26
Speaker 1: made out with anyone, just to make sure, and Josh
33:29
Speaker 1: is like, that's kind of rude. She's like, well, no,
33:30
Speaker 1: I wasn't like it like a makeup I was just
33:32
Speaker 1: like more like bye bye man. So when I say
33:35
Speaker 1: about it, there'll be so much. He's like, I don't
33:40
Speaker 1: know if this is going to work out? And was
33:42
Speaker 1: it a bad choice for me to sign a twelve
33:45
Speaker 1: month lease? And we're like, yeah, you're not. Can you don't?
33:50
Speaker 1: I mean, so you're one hundred percent su're gonna be
33:52
Speaker 1: for ninety days? Then right like I would be like, well,
33:54
Speaker 1: I can't sign a lease. I don't even know if
33:56
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it to ninety days. You know, I
34:00
Speaker 1: hate that apartments give you twelve monthlies. I feel like
34:03
Speaker 1: apartments should give you like a one month or three
34:06
Speaker 1: month trial period. If it works out, fine, and if
34:10
Speaker 1: you're like that's shooty for the landlord, I'd be like,
34:12
Speaker 1: that's fine. But they can't raise the rent until then,
34:16
Speaker 1: you know, to like a weird. So they get into
34:19
Speaker 1: the apartment and it's very gray. It's gray, and there's
34:24
Speaker 1: a lot of concrete and you kind of like walk
34:26
Speaker 1: in to like a bare room. Yeah, you walk in
34:32
Speaker 1: from the front door to a room there's no windows,
34:37
Speaker 1: and there's just like an extra walkway to what is
34:39
Speaker 1: like another room with the kitchen only on one side.
34:45
Speaker 1: Is that like so they? I mean, is that like
34:48
Speaker 1: the living room they're walking into or is this like
34:52
Speaker 1: something that Portland does, like a fourier. They thought it
34:56
Speaker 1: was weird, So did I. I always think it's weird
34:59
Speaker 1: of a ros and have windows. But I will say this,
35:04
Speaker 1: the apartment looks clean. It looks modern, like you know,
35:06
Speaker 1: it looks like things aren't things are new new wish
35:12
Speaker 1: I'll say, what it's not new? Her mattress? She's like,
35:16
Speaker 1: I hired movers so that he wouldn't see my stuff.
35:19
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's so interesting, Abe, because movers
35:21
Speaker 1: are expensive. And the b side of that is, didn't
35:25
Speaker 1: we just meet all your like strong athletic run club
35:29
Speaker 1: men that you like may make out with all the
35:32
Speaker 1: time like you could? You couldn't get those guys to
35:34
Speaker 1: help you. And I found this interesting because I have
35:38
Speaker 1: never had at my beck and call like a group
35:42
Speaker 1: of men that will do physical labor for me. And
35:44
Speaker 1: surely I wish I did, But I have to think
35:48
Speaker 1: of that if I was on some like sports team
35:50
Speaker 1: that I also like make out with them all the time, Like,
35:52
Speaker 1: wouldn't that be what that is? I've only known like improvisers,
35:57
Speaker 1: and improvisers are notoriously not in shape and depressed. But
36:03
Speaker 1: I got to leave their house, much less move you
36:05
Speaker 1: to a new house. You guys, can you believe that
36:10
Speaker 1: I can just talk to myself and also make myself
36:13
Speaker 1: laugh for like an hour and a half You're like, yeah, Chris,
36:18
Speaker 1: I can. I don't know why I'm listening to you.
36:20
Speaker 1: You guys, thank you so much for listening to me.
36:22
Speaker 1: It really warms my heart. I really appreciate the time
36:26
Speaker 1: and which you allow me to just freeball here. But honestly,
36:33
Speaker 1: it's such a gift to do this podcast. I'm so
36:35
Speaker 1: thankful that I get to create content and like on
36:42
Speaker 1: my own terms, and that anyone is interested in what
36:46
Speaker 1: I have to say about anything. Like it makes me
36:49
Speaker 1: feel like I'm doing something which is great and something creative. Surely,
36:55
Speaker 1: it makes me feel like I get to connect to
36:57
Speaker 1: people and that people like what I have to say
37:02
Speaker 1: and or like relate and or just think it's funny
37:05
Speaker 1: and or like want to hear what I have to say.
37:07
Speaker 1: It's very validating to have people like want to hear
37:10
Speaker 1: what I have to say about something. It almost feels
37:14
Speaker 1: like I've been at a cult for like forty years
37:16
Speaker 1: and wasn't allowed to talk, and now I'm like allowed
37:19
Speaker 1: to talk. You know what I'm saying. Okay, So this
37:23
Speaker 1: is the grossest part to me. So she hired movers, surely,
37:27
Speaker 1: but for some reason, what she didn't do is buy
37:29
Speaker 1: a new bed. And she's like, she has a twin
37:33
Speaker 1: it's not even extra long, it's a college stroke. And
37:36
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, you know when you said single, no,
37:40
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, she has a twin size bed. And he
37:42
Speaker 1: was like, oh, when you said, twin size bed. I
37:46
Speaker 1: thought two people, those are the twins, and we're like nobody.
37:50
Speaker 1: It literally means twin toddlers. Twin toddlers sleep in this bed.
37:56
Speaker 1: A twin is a single, and I think that he
37:59
Speaker 1: thought a twin was what Americans call full size bed.
38:04
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever seen the diagram of different sizes
38:07
Speaker 1: of beds, like Eastern King versus California King, and then
38:11
Speaker 1: there's something called like Texas King or something like that.
38:18
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want too big of a bed, but I
38:21
Speaker 1: do think California King is nice. Also an Eastern King.
38:24
Speaker 1: I like a king. I mean, surely I have a queen. Obviously,
38:34
Speaker 1: a queen is fine for two people. But one time
38:40
Speaker 1: I used to have a full size bed, and sleeping
38:42
Speaker 1: with someone in a full size bed is hard. Yeah,
38:45
Speaker 1: I went to college and I had a twin extra long,
38:49
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to think if I ever slept in
38:51
Speaker 1: the same bed with someone. I think I'm sure I'm
38:53
Speaker 1: surely I did, because like someone was drunk or something
38:56
Speaker 1: like that. I can't do it now though I must
38:59
Speaker 1: have not turned that much in college. But now I
39:02
Speaker 1: barely sleep, and I'm just going back and forth all
39:04
Speaker 1: the time, like going from one modified flamingo position to
39:09
Speaker 1: like the other side of a flaming go position with
39:12
Speaker 1: like fourteen pillows in between. I mean it's like I
39:15
Speaker 1: can barely fit in my queen now. Okay, So her
39:19
Speaker 1: mattress not only a small it's disgustingly stained that she
39:22
Speaker 1: brings up a lot and it's like ben without any
39:26
Speaker 1: kind of cover in her like storage. It has stains
39:32
Speaker 1: and weird things on it, and she's okay with that,
39:36
Speaker 1: and he yeah, like he isn't like all to sleep
39:39
Speaker 1: on the ground. He's just like, okay, I'm like, is
39:41
Speaker 1: there like a couch now? She just puts sheets on
39:45
Speaker 1: it and they sleep together on that. I mean, if
39:48
Speaker 1: I was Josh, I'd be like, is it still daylight side? Sorry?
39:52
Speaker 1: Is it still daylight outside? Okay, Well, then we're going
39:55
Speaker 1: right now to mattress firm and I'm buying us a
40:01
Speaker 1: new mattress because the other part of him is that
40:04
Speaker 1: she has done all this and this is all her furniture.
40:07
Speaker 1: So he's going to have to like give to this. Right,
40:12
Speaker 1: he needs to go to a mattress door, get a
40:17
Speaker 1: serda or beauty rest, and then he has to get sheets.
40:22
Speaker 1: This is unsponsored, even though this what I'm about to
40:25
Speaker 1: say next surely has a lot of different podcast sponsorships.
40:29
Speaker 1: This is me putting it out there that I would
40:31
Speaker 1: like Bullen Branch to sponsor my podcast because I love
40:35
Speaker 1: and only use Bolen Branch sheets. I find them to
40:38
Speaker 1: be lovely. They are so do they have like such quality.
40:43
Speaker 1: They're made in America. I think they're great. They're like
40:46
Speaker 1: when they're crisp, they're lovely. I do use silk, like
40:50
Speaker 1: the slip silk pillow cases, you know, my own beauty
40:55
Speaker 1: rest But yeah, I think Bolen Branch sheets are so nice. Okay,
40:59
Speaker 1: so that's he has to do. So then my god.
41:03
Speaker 1: Then she's like, oh, here are all of my toys,
41:06
Speaker 1: and what she takes out is a dildo, but like
41:12
Speaker 1: there's also like a strap on accompanying accessory and she's like,
41:20
Speaker 1: do you want to do this? And in my mind
41:23
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, he does, but he feigns that
41:25
Speaker 1: he doesn't. But why I say this because he's not
41:29
Speaker 1: immediately like no, He's like what, and then he also
41:36
Speaker 1: notices that it's yeah, it's been used. No she okay,
41:49
Speaker 1: she's a she's a gross girl. She's a gross girl.
41:54
Speaker 1: I'm not saying she's gross, like kick shaming her. She
41:56
Speaker 1: can pay anyone she wants. What I'm saying is her
42:00
Speaker 1: hygiene is not there for me. The bed, the mattress,
42:04
Speaker 1: the dirty, dirty dick, dirty dildo dick. Uh m hmm. Okay, well,
42:15
Speaker 1: I mean we know what's on that dick. If she's
42:19
Speaker 1: wearing a step on and it was in a partner,
42:24
Speaker 1: we know it's on that dick, and that's disgusting. It's
42:29
Speaker 1: truly gross. Okay. She's like I boiled it. He's like,
42:32
Speaker 1: I see something on it. She's like, I don't think
42:36
Speaker 1: that you boiled it, because why because I one time
42:38
Speaker 1: saw you drop a cake pop onto a parking lot
42:43
Speaker 1: floor full of asphalt and then put it back right
42:48
Speaker 1: where all the other cake pops are. So I'm not
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Speaker 1: quite sure why I thought that that dildo would be clean.
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Speaker 1: It's not mattresses and clean. Yay, there is that. I mean, nope.
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Speaker 1: I do think he is okay with it, though, like
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Speaker 1: getting pegged. I think that he was just trying to
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Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm not okay with it. I think
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Speaker 1: he's gonna have to go buy a mattress and a
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Speaker 1: new sex toy. Have you pegged someone? I haven't. I've
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Speaker 1: I've never pegged anyone, nor have I asked sorry, nor
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Speaker 1: have I been asked to. I did have someone ask
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Speaker 1: me to like give them a rim job once, so
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Speaker 1: like that person surely probably was into some sort of
43:38
Speaker 1: ass play. I'm not saying if I did it or not,
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Speaker 1: but I did, but uh, I'm gonna take it back.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, I haven't penetrated someone and I can't. I
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Speaker 1: don't know if I don't like I m it's like
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Speaker 1: a sex act that initially I'm not like i'd begin
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Speaker 1: to that, but it's because I also haven't been penetrated
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Speaker 1: by my butt. I haven't done anal sex. It's a
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Speaker 1: lot of This is like the most Chris Farah opening
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Speaker 1: up about her sex life two episodes ever. So I
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Speaker 1: think that's the maybe like a reason why I'm not
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Speaker 1: like so keen keen to do it to someone else,
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Speaker 1: because I feel like I can I don't want it
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Speaker 1: to happen to me, like it doesn't feel like I
44:26
Speaker 1: would like it, and so I feel like and empathetically
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Speaker 1: I'm like a sensitive, like high sensitive person that I
44:31
Speaker 1: would like be doing it to someone I could like
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Speaker 1: feel what would feel like, you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: And I wonder if like my own I don't, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I don't know, but you know, God bless her. I
44:47
Speaker 1: can't tell if this couple is going to make it.
44:52
Speaker 1: And they're just super awkward, and I can't see it
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Speaker 1: for myself, but they see it for each other, like
44:59
Speaker 1: I could see a world in which she is really
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Speaker 1: kinky and he is too, and so like, just like
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Speaker 1: Merissa and Edward, they do have like good sex or
45:08
Speaker 1: they do mesh in some way for being a little
45:14
Speaker 1: eccentric down you know, in the bed. And so they
45:17
Speaker 1: found each other because he is surely not put off
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Speaker 1: as much by the Peggy, even though he's like no,
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Speaker 1: and he surely isn't put off by her amount of
45:29
Speaker 1: drinking nor about her amount of like making out. And
45:33
Speaker 1: I mean he shouldn't be, because that's how he met her,
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Speaker 1: you know, by making her making out with him after
45:38
Speaker 1: all of his friends. So I could see it where
45:43
Speaker 1: he's a little like submissive and maybe a little cook
45:45
Speaker 1: or whatever, and he like all of this is like
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Speaker 1: in the same world for him, and so he's like check, goodness, gracious,
45:56
Speaker 1: I mean, we'll see honey, because it's only episode five.
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Speaker 1: It's only five. There's forty seven more episodes of this season.
46:08
Speaker 1: All right, my babes, that is it. That is all
46:12
Speaker 1: the couples that we had to talk about for this episode.
46:15
Speaker 1: We didn't have Palla, we didn't have whatever the guy
46:18
Speaker 1: she's with, and yeah, so here's a thing. We also
46:26
Speaker 1: didn't have Shade, and we didn't have Annabelle. So we
46:30
Speaker 1: surely have you know, more coming and I can't wait
46:34
Speaker 1: to drop different episodes of different shows now that I
46:37
Speaker 1: have more free time in my life. But I appreciate
46:40
Speaker 1: you spending time with me, and if you want more,
46:44
Speaker 1: you absolutely can. First and foremost, please give this podcast
46:48
Speaker 1: Vanity Farah five stars. Wherever you listen to podcasts at
46:52
Speaker 1: the same time, you can follow me. I am at
46:55
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46:59
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47:02
Speaker 1: I have a Patreon dot com slash Chris Farah and
47:05
Speaker 1: a substack, which I'll get back to writing a substack
47:08
Speaker 1: a second. I have a lot going on social media
47:12
Speaker 1: wise that you can follow, subscribe, like, or share things
47:15
Speaker 1: for free. Of course, Patreon isn't free, but it's only
47:17
Speaker 1: five dollars. And other than that, you know, we're gonna
47:22
Speaker 1: do our breaths and then we're gonna send each other
47:25
Speaker 1: on our merry ways for a beautiful week full of love, home,
47:31
Speaker 1: sweet home, and love and laughter, just like it was
47:35
Speaker 1: written on our walls. Okay, babes, two breaths, as we
47:40
Speaker 1: just like welcome in summer. Honey, we're gonna get in
47:42
Speaker 1: the solstice. We're gonna feel these long ass days and
47:45
Speaker 1: these hot ass nights, but also maybe like a little joy,
47:52
Speaker 1: a little abandoned and a little freedom and a little
47:55
Speaker 1: exploration and a little nature, you know, whatever you need
47:59
Speaker 1: to connect to to bring back joy and energy in
48:04
Speaker 1: your life. It's a good time for summer to have
48:06
Speaker 1: fun and reconnect with loved ones or travel. Like I said, nature,
48:10
Speaker 1: it's a good weather around you just to kind of
48:15
Speaker 1: like connect back to the experience the real world around us,
48:19
Speaker 1: all away from screens and away from you know, bullshit
48:28
Speaker 1: AI or whatever the tech that like brings us away
48:33
Speaker 1: from like our true natures. Okay, sols, blow it out,
48:38
Speaker 1: breathe it in twice, because we give ourselves two times,
48:42
Speaker 1: and we don't judge ourselves. If our minds wander to
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Speaker 1: the past or plan for the future, we just gently
48:49
Speaker 1: bring it back to the present and thank the Lord
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Speaker 1: and the universe Paala that we have spent any time
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Speaker 1: together and that it feels good, hopefully to be the
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Speaker 1: present moment right now. It's not so bad, okay, lng
49:08
Speaker 1: it out all right, babes. Take care of yourselves and
49:37
Speaker 1: one another, stand up for what you believe, and make art.
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Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later. Bye.