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Episode 288: Surviving Dan Schneider · Not That Serious

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  Suck this motherfucking dick. You know I like my ship wet up like a
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  drive by. Do a drive by on this dick. Yeah, there you
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  go. You are cripping some huh you cripping bitch. It's one line by
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  the illustrious Wesley Pipes. Okay, let me put my kids in your mouth.
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  Bitch. I'm gonna turn your throat into a foster home. Mike does
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  not care about monetorzing this not You don't care about it at all. You
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  stupid or smart? Are you? You're stupid or smart? You tell me
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  I'm Smart's smart? Well work your brain like a college freshman and make it
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  nasty for me. Okay, why damn, I'm all the way in that
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  ass. Don't you ship on my dick? If I strike a nerve,
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  you better let me know strike a nerve. M hm, Spin on my
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  motherfucking ball. They should like two disco balls in a second, Spin on
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  them. Don't be shy, you niked with the cameras rolling. Too late
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  to be shy, girl, drove Damn listen, I'm about to come right
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  in you bitch. Don't even trip. I know it's early in the game,
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  but this pussy too good to stop. He's saying, I'm gonna give
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  you. These are all quotes that are saying mid in to her. Course,
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  he's too good. Don't even trip. That's honest. I know it's
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  early in the game. Transparency. Listen to the reassurance. This was too
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  good a guy. I'm gonna give you more, dick, though I ain't
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  gonna cheat you. I ain't even gonna cheat you. Don't trip. Hold
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  on, bitch, my dick caught up all of your fish nuts and ship.
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  Stop all that screaming and hollering, bitch, if it can't handle it,
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  just tell me it takes him out. Then say, Daddy takes him
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  out. And I take some man out. Who was saying this, Wesley
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  Pipes? You know the man take some man takes it takes your mad right
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  now. Man can see the boots of the time, the boots with the
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  white sox. Make that Jesus Christ. Oh you had to pause because I
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  never heard. Make that pussy breathe in and out while my dick all in.
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  You your pussy acting like it got asthma right now, Breathe on this
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  dick. Make that pussy squeeze, dick. Okay, it's a couple more
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  with what your pussy gonna need a that's you said you clipping it? Like
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  what you like you're clipping something? Oh my god. So that's funny.
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  Hey, everybody, it's not it's not that serious past. I hope y'all
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  don't listen to this on speakers or anything, cause it's blasting whoa. People
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  be like, I don't listen to this at work. I'm like, how
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  you won't after this one? I never know? Uh headphones? Yeah,
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  all right, y'all. Uh Hi, I'm Michael. Chelsey Keene is in
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  the building. Okay, dtr woffle cute. What the fuck? What I
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  missed? I don't know, but I've never seen my laugh is hard.
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  I don't know what he said, Just go on. He got tears,
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  he got sounds like my ChEls. In the same episode, he's like,
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  all right, all right, y'all, the whole episode is sucking. All
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  right, you know it sounds I'm Michael, like alright, my had to
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  reset for a second, but yes, I I'm Michael again. Everybody did
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  it already? Yeah, we're here, jesus. I want to go back
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  to some of the last episode. Lamark, what was it you elaborate more
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  on the Rock thing. What you need the Rock, like, why he
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  doesn't like them? Yeah, all right, so let's do some context because
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  if you did, guys didn't listen to the last episode. You're talking a
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  little bit about going out of order listen to people or people miss episodes so
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  dive. So it can't help to give word You don't go one three,
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  you go one, two three, and some people go to thirty six and
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  five. Who knows, but you know, in case you didn't, shout
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  out to the Spotify and speaker. In case you didn't, we were talking
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  about Jennifer Lopez being insufferable, but I also kind of feel that way about
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  The Rock because he's not authentic and very performative all the time. Even when
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  he's not doing wrestlings, it'll just be talking. When do you think that
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  switch happened? Because I'm on you, Like at first, I was like,
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  nah, this is him, he seems genuine, But now it's starting
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  to feel like, yeah, now all of it's just seems I don't I
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  don't feel that, Like I feel like I have a good feel when people
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  do it, but I don't get that with The Rock. I don't know
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  why that's because he's always on. Maybe because he's because he's always on.
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  What aut what about boys? Did that? Like he's like he said that
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  for like a while ago, like no one could be like this perfect or
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  like this nice, like this's something bad coming out exactly trusted. I don't
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  trust. But now now I'm on that, like all right, y'all,
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  like the y'all, like the girl that told that said the library dude had
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  a dark, dark spirit. She was right, but he was like,
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  you're right, bitch, I'm about to count myself. I'm on the brink.
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  But there's been things coming out, like his dealings, like the whole
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  Fast and Furious ship, and I think that's when it switched and everything just
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  became about him. Money, yes, money for him. Did you see
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  the thing where the girl beat him in rock paper scissors because his dumb ass
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  pick rock. Yes, well there's girl beat him in rock paper scissors,
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  and it's his brain. It looked like it had like a meltdown, that
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  he lost, that he was actually lost in something because if you know about
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  his Fast and Furious contract, he's contractually obligated not to lose. Was like
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  Vin Diesels, it's both of them so when they fight each other, no
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  one can just ends. It's not like somebody's even the same with Jason,
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  you get ass. I think the same with Jason Stathum too. His contract
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  stimulates that he can't lose in the Fast and Furious in the Fast Wow,
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  yes, wow, because I think it's I think it's Jason Stathum too.
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  Probably you don't want to be meaning, let's go to our Fast and Furious
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  expert. Do they lose in any other fights? Wrong? They don't.
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  We ask him the right, nigga, I've never seen the Rock was fighting.
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  Nope, he almost did when he almost hit him with the thing.
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  But then mm hmmm when he was in Brazil. Yeah, that's that's actually
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  crazy. But you know he did BT Paper City shoot with a little girl
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  and the interviewer. Yeah, and the Rock chooses rock. The girl was
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  dirt it some different? Was that it? Nah, it's just too smiling.
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  Oh it's not a little girl, that's a girl from He's just too
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  smiley all the time, too smiley. I don't that's the guy. He's
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  a grown ass man, is that mister beast? Like? Yeah, now
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  that's a grown woman. Know some reasons these are man I don't know,
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  I never got that. I feel like he's just me chilling, like I
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  think because he's like like Laman said, he's always on. Almost became like
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  the biggest person in Hollywood. It was just down the Rise Rise a lot
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  of his movie, like what a Rise. He was a decent but he
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  was a pretty good actor in the beginning, I thought so, and then
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  it just became just action. Like I loved him in The Scorpion King,
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  Scorpion Kings, the Rundown Walking Rundown, Gridiron Gang, Gridiron Gang was fun,
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  like he was at games good, be cool. I don't know if
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  you ever see that movie. What's the one that he had with the little
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  girl? Oh? The game Plan? I like that wasn't it get hard?
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  Was it not? Get hard? Not get hard? The one with
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  Mark Wahlberg and they were on drugs was like I was like, oh,
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  that's that was a little that was But saw the guy He's talking about pain
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  and game, painting, game and game. Have you ever seen that?
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  Yeah, this is the most one of the most stressed movies I've ever seen.
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  Bro. The whole movie is fels like you're on cocaine. Yeah.
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  I felt I'm like this is stressfuls even like Ballers, he was kind of
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  I never liked Ballers. Balls just I feel like the start of the Yeah,
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  Balls to me was always a show that came after, came on after
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  Insecure pretty much Ballers on Bro. I like the right down you could see
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  it's like it's you see a shift. It's like it seems I think once
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  he started doing all the Kevin Hart movies. There's nothing against Kevin Hart.
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  I just feel like that's like he just want you want to scandal, you
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  want him to cheat on somebody. No, it's just I know you are.
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  He He had years where he was always doing something. We got too
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  much of him, and the fact that there was always a camera front of
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  him. It was just over sat ship. Is this how you feel about
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  Lebron? What? No, because I know Mike doesn't think. I think
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  it's your grave against Lebron that he's not perfect. Well, I agree,
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  I don't trust perfection. I don't, but yeah, Lebron's not, but
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  I don't think he's nowhere near. It's like oversat rated as like the Rocket
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  is, and Lebron at least seems like authentic, like you see him like
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  he be lying at least he be lying, lying like that's my favorite saying
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  that's my favorite black ass off him talking to Tyler. Yeah, I've never
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  seen the nigga with an open book in his hand and be like, well,
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  how would you like the first chapter? But not just a but he'll
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  go to a whole like yeah, you know Malcolm X. I'm like,
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  all right, did you know he was name with Detroit? No he was
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  from Detroit. No he wasn't. He's from Lancing. He's a liar,
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  but no, I yeah, I don't. It's a little bit different with
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  him. It's just a level of hate for the game for me with him.
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  Mm hmm. I get your point though, Yeah, yeah, just
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  doing too much. We sit down somewhere just for a little even the ship
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  go to jail, you just gotta sit down, just even with the w
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  is he back. Yeah, that's why everybody because he's coming back and he
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  was inserting himself and they had to change the story. But that even that's
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  a little bit. Yeah, I see him doing like the promos, like
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  the Versace shirts like back the thing what happened was they were trying to make
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  him come in and be the good guy and and things and him being that's
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  not what the fans wanted because so they have to switch it up. He's
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  fifty something. We don't got it. We don't want to see that.
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  We don't need to see you no more. We want to see some new
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  ship. We want some new ship. And it's not it's the fact that
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  he's coming back and he's like fighting for championship. Yeah, he's like in
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  title matches already, Like damn, you ain't even main stage because he became
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  like the CEO, like the he's on the board, on the board of
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  the managing company. Wow, Well, the niggas stay in the back.
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  Nobody needs to see in the front. What stop talking about his uncle like
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  this, who's uncle Dwayne exactly? Like he's not. He's he is the
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  biggest name in the biggest We understand it's not going to stay in the back.
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  Like, I don't know what you expect. What we're saying is slow
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  is like that's like having made in America. He headlines every year, Like
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  what the fuck nobody wants to see you. You're not putting no new albums,
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  put no new albums. He's just doing just here. You just taking
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  up space. Sometimes I heard reason before I know, I know how that
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  goes. I don't understand what you're saying, but I think it's an under
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  unreasonable expectation from people who are in the linelight. Well, I like unreasonable
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  expect that's fine. I'm I think, well, it is what it is.
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  I'm not going to accept it. I think that for the last ten
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  years, telling him that you can take a break, can take a break,
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  take a break, take a break. That's all we're saying, Just
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  take a break. Let us miss you, let us miss you, is
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  good. This just makes the heart grow fonder. If you're always in my
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  face, I'm not gonna miss you. Fine. But he's been the highest
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  person actor for like eight years in a month from quality, that's that's fine.
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  But imagine telling that person to stop doing Jackson active all time. We
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  don't see him every day. You think Samuel Jackson has more money than the
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  route. He's the highest gross to active all time movie. Sure he is
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  not the highest person, but you'll see him, We'll see him every day.
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  That's fine. You think that, you think what they make accounted,
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  like, why is it allways about? Because that's what the damn about the
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  billion does and that's all the reason why he can tell enjoy it. All
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  you can do is a mass more money. What are you doing with it?
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  And using it allwhere he's just he's just building up. And that was
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  like Scrooge McDuck. Yeah, that's what they what they do even enjoy the
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  ship exactly what he does with his money. Say, he's not even enjoying
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  it. In the gym every day he's eating chicken and rice steroids. He's
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  still at the gym. He starts to work every ten minutes. Thirty pancakes.
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  That for the people he protein pacakes. May me do that more?
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  Just yeah, we need to see some more gorge or like fat Rocky,
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  we need that rock this monthly cheap meals. That's what it is. That's
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  the only thing I want to see. Yeah, listencakes, I understand what
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  Instagram castles is just two sentences. I don't even though he was doing the
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  paragraph, shouldn't look at him the rock. It's open for a surprise every
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  single one. All I want is Ohana, That's all I need. I
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  need him to be like John Cena and just post it and don't give no
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  description. It's hard to tell niggas who are successful to stop doing what's making
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  success. Absolutely, I don't, but I still want to try. I'm
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  with you, I'm going to try because it's stakes. Because we know he
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  listens. M hm. He calls himself Papa, t Oh what where signs
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  at the end of each Papa to Papa, Papa willie he did, he
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  does. But no, that's because he's coming out with a new skincare line
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  forms called Papa to y'all. Y'all hate seeing niggas make money, Bro,
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  he has enough money. Sitting down, I'm saying, I know what I
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  do all right now, this niggas getting too much. But you know what,
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  you know what if he does his skincare routine like right now to where
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  you just say every now cool cool, that's the only thing he's doing cool
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  following like I don't sorry ready, And this is the other thing. You
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  think of a lot of the ship that he does, it's not his like
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  he is the face or like the the marketing face. He's the draw say
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  now, draw why in my face brings me off? The chill out,
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  chill out, find the products, Like he's the marketing and advertising advertised from
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  the shadows from no nigga, my face is the biggest draw literally did a
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  new face, get put some money, you could afford it doing Zach Effron.
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  But that wasn't that was unfortunate. Actually, I just heard about that
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  was that last week. I don't think it was on the We just talk
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  about on the I didn't realize that should happened. So apparently he fell in
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  his house and broke then out of his jaw, almost died, had to
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  restructure his face. He looks, Yes, that ship is crazy, like
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  a roadblock. So he looks like it's so hard to look at. It's
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  like it looks weird. It looks like as big as funk. It looks
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  He was like, you got a filter because it is little kiyeh, little
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  Zach's magic to get your head. Get your head again. That's a lot
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  of head. Now get your drawing again here. Yeah, that's sh it
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  crazy. Damn if they do a live action of that, got a man
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  in the calls, all right, guys, what we got? What we
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  got? I had a story to share. I just thought it was interesting.
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  It wasn't for my personal story, but it was someone's story. They
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  answered the question of a secret they were taking to the grave. It's a
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  little long, so bear with me, but it's worth it. The secret
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  they were taking to the grave, they let it, but they let it
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  anonymously. Yeah, you will know where it's going from when I'm reading.
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  But you'll see. After American pie came out, I was super horny.
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  It's only late teen. Oh but no, you'll say. I decide what
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  the heck not? And there's a fresh apple pie, and I put my
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  dick in. It was a little too hot and got dick burns. I
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  threw out the pie in the neighbor's trash that was already set out for the
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  garbage day, and quickly went to the store and bought a new store made
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  one. Easy done. My ego and my sore cock, but nothing to
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  ever think about it again. But that's not the entire story. In comes
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  my dad and my mom, and my mom said she made a fresh apple
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  pie for dinner. My dad is in the garage and comes in all huffing
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  and puffing, saying, why did she lie about making a pie when it's
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  store bought. Seems like I didn't throw the container away properly in my burnt
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  cock mission. My mom goes in to say she did make a fresh pie
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  and doesn't know what the fuck my dad's talking about. He provides proof and
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  she laughs, asking why he's trying to start something the pie has never forgotten.
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  Each fight turns into oh yeah, like you made a pie, and
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  they would have an explosive argument now. Given my shame, the first night,
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  I felt like I couldn't just come forward and say I knocked the pie
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  over and bought one so they wouldn't be mad at each other. My dad.
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  My dad had asked me, and I lied my face off as my
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  cock throbbed with burnt pie on it. My dad's a real stickler for lying.
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  He hates it. To test it. You'll get in one thousand percent
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  less trouble if you come clean me lying like this fuck. Some way,
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  somehow he unearthed his kid is a pie fucker. They end up splitting up
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  and getting a divorce. Years and years go by and they both are remarried
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  and happy, I would say, happier than they ever been. They are
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  civil and get along, and I still roll when pies are mentioned. I
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  asked them both hypothetical question more or less, trying to gauge if they were
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  happier now or wish they had been different both. I'd say, or one
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  hundred percent in a better place. So, yeah, I fucked a pie
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  and ended up with my parents' divorce. I never said a word about it.
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  Never will. I know I'm a terrible person. No, I haven't
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  fucked any more pies or any other kind of food. This is the worst
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  thing I've ever done. Yep. So yeah, the fact that that movie
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  had people really fucking pies, it's crazy. Yeah, that's not the first
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  time I heard somebody fucking a pie. After that, for a second,
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  I thought it was a real story about it, just realized it was from
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  the New Girl. The reason why he was afraid of spiders was because of
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  American Pie. Yeah, I thought it was. I was trying to think
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  where I heard it. Who said that? Yeah, Sid, I guess
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  everything happens for a reason. But what the fun would make you put your
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  meat in a pie? American pie? No? Even even then, I
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  mean, I guess it's a movie. It felt like warm apple pot.
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  He's like, if you're that horny, that's crazy. And you put food
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  on your meat, yes, huh. People be putting full buffets on people's
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  bodies eating. Yeah, that's fine, but nobody's eating it. It's just
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  him what you did when it's just me saying he's myself, no one else
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  in the room of this guy that's asking for mean pro Honestly, all you
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  had to do was like, hey, y'all, y'all arguing, but I
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  just I ate the pie. So I'm sorry you dropped say you dropped it
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  and his horny we're just telling you tornado. Yeah, you could have been
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  like meeting that. They're like, huh what, Yeah, that would be
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  crazy. I'm not admit that at all if he would have just but I
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  don't know. Speaking of other sickos that Dan Schneider quite on secumentary Quiet on
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  Set, well, a myriad of other people besides Dan Schneider. He's the
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  ring leader, but he is the head of the s. So yeah,
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  so if you guys don't know, uh, Basically, a mini series called
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  Quiet on Set The Dark Side of Kids TV premiered on the I D channel,
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  but you can watch it on Max on ID. I was making I
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  was wondering why they was making it seem like they were commercials. Yeah,
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  it's on ID. It's on the I D channel, but you can watch
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  it on Max stream it there basically details the Dark Side of kids TV,
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  like your favorite specifically Nickelodeon, specifically specifically You're free your faves. It's it's
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  it's it's you see why she isn't It kind of makes sense as to why
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  she is. Yeah, Yeah, there's there's some explanations to what's going on
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  with this thing. Is like her parents were actively involved. They were so
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  involved that she emancipated herself. Well she tried, and he tried to help,
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  and he tried to emancipate her, which is it's a lot of I
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  mean, not even just the the way he was handling kids, but I
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  mean, I guess it's like a telltale sign the way he was like dealing
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  with like the women's staffers, like the way he was treating them. Yeah,
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  like so yeah, he was having two women split a salary of a
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  single person of a single person. Now he was one of those women.
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  Aren't funny people? Sure, I make that joke and it's like it's a
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  joke, right, but it is. But I mean I believe it if
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  I would say for at least seventy five percent, absolutely, I don't think
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  that's why you hire the twenty five percent. Yeah, that's why you hire
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  the twenty five percent, But that would be that he doesn't think that exists
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  period, especially when you're on a show, right or for a show based
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  on a girl. It's a girl's show. So if I'm gonna listen to
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  anybody, probably probably the broads. Let's get the women in here, the
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  women talking about women com like you know what I mean. Obviously dudes comedy
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  too, like like general or whatever, all philosophical and whatnot, but like
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  you want woman, female girl input on a show where it's starring featuring about
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  a teenage girl. So it's like he guess he was like you know,
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  and when he treated the women like ship she had, so you only had
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  two women writers and splitting one salary, it's not at all all. That's
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  how desperate they were. How in the door? Yeah, because the one
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  girl said she was doing tent work and but yeah, like she had.
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  He had two girls women splitting one salary. Wouldn't call the brother the name,
• 26:08
  just say the girls, which was just like jeez, bro. And
• 26:14
  then he was bringing on dudes with no credits. No, that's experience for
• 26:19
  full salary. Yeah no, yeah, brought on a dude, fired one
• 26:25
  girl for taking off two days, not CONSECUTI day with two different days where
• 26:30
  she wanted to hang out with her friends. Yeah, one time she was
• 26:33
  actually on vacation, and once she was at a concert concert. That's what
• 26:36
  was fired her for that. Then they said the next that was for the
• 26:40
  first season, next season, the remaining girl. They said, all right,
• 26:44
  this nigga had the nerve to go, hey, you did a good
• 26:48
  job last season. When I bring you on for this season, I'm going
• 26:51
  to You're gonna have a twenty sixteen show contract, but I need you to
• 26:57
  work all twenty seven episodes. Basically, I want you to do half your
• 27:03
  shoe half the job for free, right while simultaneously as much earlier hiring a
• 27:11
  new dude man with no experience, no experience, for a full salary with
• 27:18
  like yeah, insane, insane, insane. I mean it's also you.
• 27:22
  Also, they talked about him. He paid one of them three hundred dollars
• 27:27
  to eat two pints of ice cream and money didn't and then didn't pay her
• 27:33
  the money and then got mad when she made a joke, like a lighthearted
• 27:34
  joke about put that on your tab, and he got I rate, how
• 27:41
  dare you bring up the fact me not ow She's like, how dare you
• 27:45
  suggest I don't pay my best nigga? I'm not suggesting that, I'm just
• 27:48
  saying it, don't where's my three? I want my money. The fact
• 27:52
  that she did, though she needed the money, that's she wasn't getting paid.
• 27:56
  She was that her full time bills. And then the girl that he
• 28:02
  fired. I forget which story or conversation she was having, but he was
• 28:07
  like, tell that same thing, but stand up and act like you bendover
• 28:17
  like you're getting that sodomized while she telling the story at her in high school,
• 28:23
  like and then she did it, and he was like, you know
• 28:26
  what would be funny? She did it. She did it. She did
• 28:29
  it because he kept pressing it. It'll be funny. Come on. Yeah,
• 28:33
  he was pressing a lot of things, like a lot of public humiliation,
• 28:37
  a lot of public like having people say the greatest stuff out loud.
• 28:41
  And yeah, he was just type say I'm a slut right now, like
• 28:45
  in their little chat, yeah, directly to him, and she has to
• 28:48
  just scream I'm a slut out loud, like what do you? What is
• 28:52
  that? What do you what are you not? Like? What do you
• 28:53
  want? Like? Well, she said it not, but like it's just
• 29:04
  like weird, it's so weirdiful. It's just it's the fact that the craziest
• 29:08
  thing to me was he wasn't even the worst person somehow. He mean not
• 29:14
  the worst, no, because I mean, from what we've seen so far,
• 29:17
  from what was those are actual was not the worst heeaedophiles like his jokes,
• 29:22
  yeah, oh yeah. The content that he's putting in the shows and
• 29:25
  pushing to be in the shows. Yeah, like when we and I didn't,
• 29:26
  I guess because we spoke about this before, like the whole Areana Grande
• 29:30
  when she had her little web series, you know, that wasn't something that
• 29:34
  we watched. I guess we were kind of facing out of watching Nicolodeon.
• 29:37
  I had never seen those clips before, Like she had a potato and she
• 29:41
  was like stronger potato, trying to get the potato juice out of it.
• 29:45
  I was like, what is ue? Like? Is this actually? That
• 29:48
  was uncomfortable? That shit actually aired? And then there was one where she's
• 29:51
  hanging off the side of her bed pouring water on herself. Yeah, it
• 29:53
  looked crazy. I'm like, how was this on Nickelodeon? Like who would
• 29:57
  even think this was? Like funny or appropriate for kids and ship that like
• 30:02
  the first five minutes it was like the squirting of whatever in Jamie Lynn's face.
• 30:07
  Yeah, like there's a lot of I mean, looking back, there's
• 30:10
  a lot of those jokes and his shoes a lot of kids. I mean,
• 30:14
  as a kid, I didn't know. Now there was some things on
• 30:17
  there that I felt like some people were reaching. Yeah, they're like what
• 30:22
  the I mean? I mean, I probably agree. But so the one
• 30:26
  kid who uh was superhero and he was noseboy, right, and those still
• 30:33
  look like penises though they they looked like a fucking nose looked like a nose.
• 30:40
  And then he had the big nose looked like more racist than and then
• 30:45
  when he sneezed like snot went on a person, it was like, oh,
• 30:48
  the joke was that's a cumshot. I'm like, that is the joke.
• 30:52
  It's the same as the Jamie Lynn joke. Why is why is that
• 30:56
  going onto her face? And it's white was clear and it's a viscus SnO,
• 31:03
  it was like snot. It was like I just discussing that one.
• 31:07
  I wasn't really getting that. I was like, that was probably that was
• 31:11
  It didn't really I mean, it doesn't hit the same I did not hear
• 31:15
  it, That's what I'm saying. It didn't have the same intention. Yeah
• 31:18
  maybe yeah, so yeah, same intentions, but I didn't. Yeah sure,
• 31:22
  but I'm like that was a little bit of a reach. I'm like,
• 31:26
  if if that was the worst you had again, and that you had
• 31:30
  to wear tights as a superhero, Like now, I was saying that,
• 31:33
  you know, being a teenage boy. You know, normally when adults wearing
• 31:37
  those tights and being superheroes at least got a cup on. He ain't have
• 31:41
  no cups, so his his manhood was all out. Sure. I'm like,
• 31:45
  all right, I can see. And then you're in front of the
• 31:48
  whole bunch of people. I can understand that a little bit. But again,
• 31:52
  if that's the most what do you How do you feel about the whatever
• 32:00
  they had the black kid doing when he was like the dealer? Oh yeah
• 32:04
  yeah. I can see the mom going, why is he hush hush sell
• 32:09
  cookies? Like while trying to make it seem like he's doing the drug cookie
• 32:13
  dealer And it was funny though, that was so funny. I'm like,
• 32:22
  I'm like, as a parent, as a parent would have seen that see
• 32:27
  why you feel that. He was like, chill, chill, bro,
• 32:30
  just just just take the girl of cookies. Okay. I guess, yeah,
• 32:36
  I guess, Like why are you pushing the envelope with kids? You
• 32:38
  know what I'm saying, Like, why are you being edgy doing edgy comedy
• 32:40
  with kids? Like and then they had him yeah, yeah, the youngest
• 32:46
  rapper and baby feetus. Oh I love little fetus. Wasn't it wasn't.
• 32:53
  It wasn't the fact that he was a fetus that he was upset about.
• 32:57
  He said, the main thing that pissed him off when he was like being
• 32:59
  baby fetus. They were doing the make up for him and they were like
• 33:00
  trying to figure out the color crazy. They was like they were like he
• 33:05
  needs charcoal color, and he was like, what like charcoal Like I'm not,
• 33:08
  I'm that's black exactly. So then he said, like the person I
• 33:13
  was doing his makeup like like pad him on the shoulder, like yeah,
• 33:15
  like calm down, b Like that was some stupid as ship bullshit like yeah,
• 33:19
  so saying that to a kid is really wild. And then him being
• 33:22
  mad at his mom for like raising hell but yeah, his mom hit protecting
• 33:28
  you. His mom had his back and he kind of really protected you from
• 33:32
  what could have happened. Yeah, not shaving your fucking eyebrows and online playing
• 33:38
  with knives. Correct, His mom was His mom had his back and she
• 33:43
  was ready to turn up at any time, at any point, which rightfully
• 33:49
  so rightfully so like there was part of himself when he was talking about how
• 33:52
  they did like kind of like the fear factor thing and they was like,
• 33:53
  I was like, oh, this is fucked up. Like I remember,
• 33:57
  I remember, I remember watching all of that as a kid, but it
• 34:00
  was like, oh, this is crazy. But looking back on it's like,
• 34:01
  yo, why these are adults in front of in charge of this making
• 34:06
  kids do this? Ship it was it was it was really put a fucking
• 34:08
  scorpion in the kid's mouth. Huh yeah yeah, yeah you were sleep but
• 34:15
  probably Yeah. There was a part of the peanut butter and they made the
• 34:19
  dogs come lick it off, and he said, he said, I don't
• 34:22
  like, yeah, I don't like this, but they like it's a comedy.
• 34:28
  He's like saying like yeah, he was very serious. Where they put
• 34:31
  thee his whole body and then had like six dogs all come lick it off,
• 34:37
  and who does happen to one of the all that the one with the
• 34:40
  head band. Yeah, I forget this somebody I forget his name, big
• 34:46
  head. Yeah, yes, Brian. I think Brian. But so far
• 34:53
  Dan isn't the worst that has been talked about in this I think they saved
• 34:58
  it for him for later they could be. They talked about him first and
• 35:00
  then they brought up the other two dudes. I'm like, because Circle yeah
• 35:07
  all the time, because Dan Snyder was years yeah, so Nickelodeon decades.
• 35:12
  And then there was this dude, Jason. They said he was a ping
• 35:15
  assistant, productions production assistant. He was just he was just outright horrible.
• 35:22
  Like So, there was a girl who was on the show, and I
• 35:24
  guess he got close to her and he was emailing her. And the mom
• 35:29
  saw these emails and assumed that in the beginning that it was just innocent,
• 35:32
  like they were just communicating with somebody who was on the show. And then
• 35:37
  she said one day, the dude just sent a picture of himself butt ass.
• 35:39
  Nagget to the girl and she was nine. She ran to her,
• 35:45
  ran to her, was like crying and closed the door and the mom was
• 35:46
  like, what the fuck is going on? With the message just to let
• 35:51
  you know I was thinking about you. Sick of right, So they beating
• 35:55
  off, and she's like, well, I was conflicted because if I called
• 35:59
  the if I call the police, they're gonna know that I was allowing my
• 36:01
  daughter to email this guy, and I didn't want to seem like a bad
• 36:05
  parent. So she removed her daughter from the show and they never went back.
• 36:08
  I don't remember her name, I don't remember she don't think she was
• 36:13
  just ext on that one scene. Okay, Well she said that she just
• 36:17
  never even brought her back around. So then it was a couple of years
• 36:22
  later, was around the same time he ends up getting arrested and they found
• 36:27
  ten thousand images of child pornography in his dude's house. This man got and
• 36:31
  they called him from another He did the same thing to another girl. He
• 36:37
  got fucking baggies with kids names on it, his name, with tokens in
• 36:42
  them, and one of the bags was the girl had a baggie of their
• 36:49
  underwear seven year old? Seven year old Like, what's what I was talking
• 36:53
  about when I said this was like making me sick because I was like,
• 36:57
  this is like that ship in his journal. That ship just makes me sick,
• 37:02
  bro, like I don't understand, like like he admitted, yeah he
• 37:06
  was a pedophile. He like these people working like he's trying hard to like
• 37:12
  not oh yeah rapers. Yeah yeah, no, no, no, he
• 37:15
  wasn't trying hard to. He said something along those lines like I don't want
• 37:20
  to have to know. He was like, I'm finally giving into it.
• 37:23
  He said he is always like thinking about his next like like and and the
• 37:29
  fact that he will do it if he has to. Yeah, it's like,
• 37:34
  bro, like if you have that ship is insane as his diaboxicle,
• 37:37
  like you working with kids six years? Ye year? Yeah, only game
• 37:40
  six years. I mean part of it. He was probably protected in jail
• 37:44
  because he would have been dead. He should have been putting to jail with
• 37:47
  the fucking guys he's probably got his Yeah, they protect because then the hardcore
• 37:55
  criminals would kill him. Absolutely, that's what I'm ain't need. He should
• 38:00
  have been putting the jail with the guy was something about last week. Yeah,
• 38:02
  yeah, he was like, you're gonna keep bringing them in, I'm
• 38:06
  gonna keep killing him. I'm sorry, I'm sorry that shouldn't that's deafitely,
• 38:12
  but if you haven't watched. There's only two episodes because now now the second
• 38:17
  one, the second guy, the people he's such assaulted the little girl,
• 38:22
  like remember they were playing video games together. Oh yeah, he was over
• 38:25
  the kissing her. Like the third one he tried to force his tongue.
• 38:30
  Yeah. Correct. First off, let me because talk about this now for
• 38:34
  the listeners. If any of this is triggering, yeah, we apologize.
• 38:37
  Yeah. Uh, this is a lot to unpack. But it's just to
• 38:43
  show that that kids stars really went through go through a lot, and you
• 38:46
  see why they are they are. Sometimes you can sometimes see why they spiral
• 38:52
  when they get older because they were putting these situations in and it sometimes it
• 38:57
  kind of funcks your childhood up. I'll be yeah, sometimes I'm talking about
• 39:04
  us. I know. I'm just saying like about it because like watching it
• 39:12
  now, like with my adult eyes, I'm like, ah, that's actually
• 39:15
  very very cringey, very cringing, and it's just like especially as a kid,
• 39:21
  and then you kind of feel bad form like damn, they went through
• 39:22
  a lot of ship like just especially seeing like how much they were like on
• 39:29
  camera like and they would like do like foot stuff. That's that we didn't
• 39:34
  even get there yet that was They showed some of it, but there was
• 39:37
  like a lot of stuff like that was like his thing. Like a lot
• 39:38
  of them just had their feet on camera, Like there was one like Ariana
• 39:44
  Grund, they had her own tone in her mouth. I'm like, what
• 39:45
  is this. By the time this episode comes out, all of the episodes
• 39:50
  should be out. So what the episode today or I'm just saying, by
• 39:53
  the time this is, yeah, this one, this is next week,
• 39:58
  next weekend's gonna be. It's all gonna be out by the time this is
• 40:00
  out. Four episodes, always four episodes. We watched two damn not not
• 40:07
  that I want to be longest and probably more to be revealed. One dan
• 40:15
  what we just saw exactly. But the other nigga that the pickle guy,
• 40:21
  the wickle pickle guy man who was out here just giving people pickles. He
• 40:25
  and they had some some very questionable jokes in the show man sobjac everything,
• 40:30
  so glory, whole pickle glory, a great Romano and they holding it with
• 40:38
  two hands going it's not even like they like the shot of like, oh,
• 40:43
  you just put it in and he literally they showed the shot of going
• 40:45
  in that's a glory and then he got arrested because he assaulted somebody. Well,
• 40:53
  that's going to be the next one of the It was Drake Belt Drake
• 41:00
  as we said, Yeah, it turned out to be a fucking great his
• 41:04
  like he was pen pals with John WAYE. Gacy. They don't know about
• 41:09
  John Wayne Gacy. He was lone as to kill a clown five freak masks
• 41:15
  mask having conversations with this man, like he had the photo in his garage
• 41:20
  with his plenty of the eight themed set up, and it was like,
• 41:24
  that doesn't fit. And then to come to find out who that is,
• 41:28
  it's like, why do you have that? Very questionable nay, but yeah,
• 41:34
  yeah, yeah, it's like those kids on set and like whole parents,
• 41:38
  just fucking stay with your kid. At least stay with your kids them
• 41:43
  out of your sight no matter what. I hope things have changed because this
• 41:46
  happened like over like twenty years ago. I know Dan Schneyder' stuff happened a
• 41:52
  little more recently, but I would hope things had gotten better since then,
• 41:58
  because that's just because it's diabolical, like nothing more we can say about it,
• 42:04
  very very creepy. I got nothing less, less, less, less
• 42:13
  shut actually not just guys, sorry for minute piping. Oh yeah, real
• 42:23
  quick questions. Love is Blind Reunion real fast fast, real real fast,
• 42:29
  real fast fast, real fast fast. So we forgot we didn't do it
• 42:31
  last we got to this, Trevor, you might be the biggest feeling.
• 42:37
  You know what. I really didn't like why you even come on the show?
• 42:39
  Why why we come there? But why the fund did they have these
• 42:43
  old people that nobody gives them, nobody cared about. I think they're trying
• 42:45
  to build like a Love is Blind universe. Yeah, but they didn't even
• 42:50
  have the main couple that everybody cares about. Fucking cam and Yeah, they
• 42:52
  didn't want to be one, like why are we there? And the thing
• 42:57
  is they got okay, they could be there, sure, but why are
• 43:00
  we interviewing them? Nobody? They got too much green time. I don't
• 43:04
  care, way too much screen time. Couldn't couldn't let it out. They
• 43:07
  could have stretched out with the people they had though, because they didn't want
• 43:10
  to ask Kenneth the real questions you bro. They was like you almost you
• 43:17
  out. They could have asked that I can answer that free yes, So
• 43:24
  that was crazy. Yeah, and Jimmy and uh no, no, no,
• 43:30
  Jeremy and Sarah and Sarah Anne. Jeremy and Sarah Anne shameless individual terrible
• 43:35
  people, very terrible people like and it's it's it's parts were like, there's
• 43:39
  parts of that seasonere. I'm like, damn, this ship seemed kind of
• 43:42
  scripted. But once they got to this, I was like, they just
• 43:45
  there's bad people, assholes, like especially when they started talking to Laura,
• 43:51
  I'm like, Na, she's like actually upset, Like if she's not she's
• 43:52
  a great actress, she's not, but I don't think she is, and
• 43:55
  I think she's actually she was really mad, so and then she like Sarah
• 44:00
  and his man like, well they kicked me out of the girls group chat
• 44:02
  like you didn't kick your ass out and goofy you because you're a whore,
• 44:07
  because why the fun would we keep you in there? And you stole somebody's
• 44:10
  mast and then trying to don't care and don't don't care. You are a
• 44:15
  whore that took somebody's No, no, no, we gotta call a spade,
• 44:20
  and spade you are. That's a wore. I'm not gonna call I
• 44:27
  would have called her. You knowingly pursued an engaged person. It's on a
• 44:31
  show. It doesn't matter. But you know where I shoot her bail because
• 44:36
  this is then you could wait. You could wait. She sent the message
• 44:42
  and that was it. You could have waited. He didn't have to see
• 44:46
  wrong, but she could have waited. More blames on him, More blames
• 44:51
  on him, yes, absolutely, more blames on him. Okay, but
• 44:53
  zero self. You don't get no blame for initiating. Yes, sure if
• 44:59
  you wanted to. They a small amount of blame, not small. Love
• 45:02
  is blind. This is if it was like real life. Apparently in real
• 45:08
  life, so Jeremy what I said, apparently Jeremy sitting Yeah, obviously like
• 45:14
  outside of that before like there was people coming forward. Apparently like he was
• 45:19
  like he was heading up the other girl, Chelsea, what is she that?
• 45:23
  No? Yeah, he like you didn't think he saw Chelsea was like
• 45:28
  I might have to know. He was like talking talking to her or he
• 45:31
  went and sorry or something. It was like he she was like every time
• 45:35
  I saw you said me you and broken up. Yeah he was doing that
• 45:39
  like he's he's a Hall of Fame scumback. But then she was saying that
• 45:44
  they actually were broken up. So it's like, yeah, it was like
• 45:47
  you know what I'm saying. We have her ups and our downs, but
• 45:50
  you know we're now a year in strong or whatever. But uh yeah,
• 45:55
  no, I was. I was completely wrong about Chelsea. Yeah, thank
• 46:00
  you. Chelsea was definitely doing some bullshit. Bro. She was weird.
• 46:07
  They weren't at all. They were. They were more so on Jimmy's asking
• 46:12
  her. I'm like, yo, they asked what did they ask everyone to,
• 46:17
  like raise their hand if they thought she was wrong about revealing like something
• 46:22
  that was supposed to be kept off camera. No one raised their hands.
• 46:25
  She was tweaking. No one thought. It was like if I say something
• 46:30
  before the podcast and I say I don't want to talk about this on the
• 46:32
  podcast, and then we get into I guess a heated discussion and then you
• 46:37
  just say, whatever it is, that's not cool. And then she's like,
• 46:43
  that's not cool. And we had the control to edit that ship out,
• 46:45
  and they for sure brought that ship on. It was like, oh,
• 46:52
  we got you sees ju see. Jimmy was like, I asked you
• 46:57
  to not bring that up on camera for her sake. Jimmy knew they weren't
• 47:00
  going to edit it. Jimmy knew what he signed up for he said that's
• 47:05
  going on. Jimmy getting that argument with Jess was kind of crazy. I
• 47:08
  guess we're like not even argument like that little in fact that they I don't
• 47:13
  remember what it was like, it lasted a long time. It was about
• 47:16
  like some interview he did on the show or something. It was just it
• 47:20
  lasted how like, uh, the how she how she left like one of
• 47:28
  their dates, like after ten minutes after she was like an hour and a
• 47:32
  half, and it really was. It was long. They were on that
• 47:37
  day for like two hours and ten minutes or some some ship like that,
• 47:40
  and they broke up. Yeah, for like they took a break for ten
• 47:45
  minutes and then came back, so that was a ten minute They had a
• 47:46
  longer day after, so it was like they went back and forth about that
• 47:52
  for like ten minutes. I don't care about this going on. So that
• 47:54
  was propaganda because then she's going to be on a whatever new show. Yeah,
• 48:00
  Jess, And so Just and Chelsea became but buddies to where it now
• 48:04
  Jess's daughters calling Chelsea and aunt Chelsea and I'm like, did you know what
• 48:07
  this woman said about your mama? Honestly or the other way around? Actually
• 48:12
  like, you know what your mama said about you said you're gonna need a
• 48:15
  every pin when you see it as ugly ass bitch, That's not what she
• 48:17
  said. She said, No, when you see me, she didn't say
• 48:22
  anything about her looks. She was talking about her own. No. No,
• 48:25
  she says, when you see you see you passed out. But that's
• 48:30
  not that's not saying that the other girl is ugly. That's always in comparison
• 48:37
  with that. You know, that's what you was a blind I look really
• 48:42
  good or maybe she was just saying I look way better than what you're gonna
• 48:45
  get. That's that's how you're taking it. But that's not what she said.
• 48:49
  That's that's also again Clay Clay. I knew it was Clay from episode
• 48:55
  two, but fucking a d was just too love hungry that she ain't see
• 49:00
  all the red flags and she's so dumb that she went and met up with
• 49:04
  Matt. That's what that's like saying she desperate. Bro. I was like,
• 49:12
  Yo, Clay, did her that bad that you gotta go check in
• 49:14
  on this nigga? You knew he was, but that's but that's the fact
• 49:16
  that she was entertaining it in the beginning the first place. That's why he
• 49:22
  was so mad. That's why, that's why I understandable that he was so
• 49:27
  mad. Really this he didn't she didn't know she did. She didn't know
• 49:31
  him outside the pod yet she only knew Matt in the pod. Inside the
• 49:35
  pod, everybody a certain way, all the other chicks knew this nigga was
• 49:40
  something wrong. This nigga. They didn't did they did. They didn't find
• 49:45
  that out until like like two one other girls and both of them were like
• 49:50
  no, they said, you're talking you're talking about Everybody was confused when he
• 49:55
  was like, well, I thought I was going to be asking the questions
• 49:58
  here. Yeah, that's the guy you you you entertained that fell for that
• 50:05
  for a second. That's because you know he wasn't he was about to choose
• 50:09
  that. And then when you didn't choose that, you went back to see
• 50:14
  you went on a couple of dates with the nigga and when you probably fucked
• 50:17
  them too. But also they was like, she had dinner at his house
• 50:22
  allegedly. I don't think Mike said but alleged, but I'm saying she went
• 50:27
  she had dinner at his house. Also, that nigga They told her like,
• 50:32
  oh, he looks like Superman, and she was like, hold on,
• 50:35
  look like Carl Clint that nigga Clark can't nigga glass. He has glass,
• 50:42
  big muscle, white guy glasses. Clark can supermanasses. Then that's in
• 50:47
  the account. That's the thing I will say. I like a d was
• 50:53
  standing on business fucking when she saw something that didn't go right. She was
• 51:00
  she she checked people for it. She was checking. Yeah, she checked
• 51:01
  the funk out of check. Don't like everybody and nobody like Clay did that
• 51:07
  fun ship at the wedding. She looked at her people. She was like,
• 51:09
  we're good, let's bounce. I was like, yeah, that's yeah.
• 51:15
  With that, I was like, she looked at can't but Ken.
• 51:20
  It didn't get enough They didn't get enough air that that that whole situation was
• 51:24
  weird. They're like, oh, well, we're still friends. Were still
• 51:27
  friends. I still talk every day all day. You didn't. Yeah,
• 51:30
  she wasn't mad enough of him. He wasn't. He's weird. He obviously
• 51:32
  doesn't care. He obviously he was like you should have. He was like,
• 51:37
  y'all should have seen me. Afterwards, I was I was asked Clay
• 51:39
  I was inconsolable after the breakup. You're lying, No, you weren't.
• 51:44
  You literally lying. What it sounds like is I'm not the person that you
• 51:46
  want to be with. So I think it's okay. And they all broke
• 51:51
  up. That was you didn't bet fucking Johnny and Amy Borring couldn't care less
• 51:59
  about a couple. Great that they're in love, good, great, so
• 52:02
  great for them. It would have been fine if they didn't even show up.
• 52:06
  I skipped their wedding. I think I said that. I literally was
• 52:07
  like, not the only one, now you that was pointless. I know
• 52:13
  he is Clay. I don't know, man, It's just he was giving
• 52:16
  on there. I was like dances or what on the reunion I was it
• 52:22
  seemed like he did some growing he did. He did know we did that.
• 52:29
  He was doing the same ship he was. He was trying to say
• 52:31
  all the right ship that he was doing during the show. No, we
• 52:34
  did it, No, we did it, okay. No, I just
• 52:37
  I just I don't really, something really sticks to me that eighty went and
• 52:39
  had two days with the bull man. I just something we have to think
• 52:45
  in isolation that has nothing to do with No, it doesn't, but it's
• 52:49
  just when I look, it just makes me look at her different. And
• 52:52
  then she said that the first one he was just apologizing, and then the
• 52:55
  second one that's when he got to do all that well. She wanted to
• 52:59
  see. She wants to say that again, didn't never met the person,
• 53:02
  just to see. The last time she heard from that he was one of
• 53:08
  her top two. So when she went to her house his house. Yeah,
• 53:13
  live Charlotte. They're down the street from each other, like they all
• 53:15
  live in the same area. How many people cooked for your house? I've
• 53:20
  cooked for a lot of people. No woman that you're interested in? How
• 53:23
  many have I cooked for in your house? What? Like? Where are
• 53:27
  you going? I don't following him? Nothing to follow because if I if
• 53:36
  I had my own house, I would probably do that more often. But
• 53:38
  I don't. I don't have my own house when you did, when you
• 53:42
  had your own spot, I had. He was twenty four that time and
• 53:46
  it lasted probably two months, So I can't use that. Yeah. So,
• 53:52
  but but if if cooked for I don't, All I'm saying is every
• 53:57
  time I did that, all good to know. So I believe how many
• 54:01
  times you do this? There are some huh, how many times. All
• 54:05
  right, huh once there we go and it was the last. All right,
• 54:19
  let's listen. I really like the ones bad sample size will be good.
• 54:25
  Questions hundred percent, one hundred percent? What like a shack three?
• 54:31
  Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, I don't thinking. I don't think a
• 54:36
  hundred percent though shack three one percentage? Is he one for one? I
• 54:38
  don't think so he's not one for one but one, Yeah, he's maybe
• 54:43
  he's maybe one. That's different. Isaiah Thomas was a twenty nine percent three
• 54:45
  point Shooter's what that? What was Allen Everson thirty one higher than isaahll?
• 54:51
  The son's gotta good? Just for bear other, oh other Isaiah. Okay,
• 54:55
  I'm talking about Zeke Zeke. It was thirty one just for era.
• 55:02
  What was the league average when Isaiah Thomas did it? What was the league
• 55:05
  average? One? Okay? All right, I mean nobody says it's a
• 55:09
  three point He never was as they do. So why are we bringing up
• 55:14
  as? Because I would have shot the bitches. He might they might not
• 55:17
  go in, but he's gonna shoot the moves for a two per okay,
• 55:24
  and a batter player. I'll tell you one thing. Niggas didn't guard like
• 55:30
  they guarded. Speaking of getting guarded before we getting the question, did y'all
• 55:36
  see the Kyrie left handed hook shot from that fucking I mean that was nigga.
• 55:39
  That ship was amazing. I don't give a fuck. They said he
• 55:44
  did that ship on an empty stomach. He was celebrating round. He didn't
• 55:47
  that that nigga hasn't eat. That's fasting. Bro Okay, he bro,
• 55:54
  did you see it? Well? No, he Muslim this week, but
• 55:59
  this month he always he always celebrates around with that. Yeah, you don't
• 56:01
  have to be musclem participating fast. Anybody can fast. Mm hmmm mm hmm.
• 56:07
  Yeah. But that ship was one of the that's one of the best
• 56:09
  buzzer beaders I've ever seen Christians. Crass im saying christ Christians fast, but
• 56:16
  he's talk about at this particular time. But do Christian Muslim black is like
• 56:21
  Jews? Do? Yes? Sometimes yes, flat only if it's a leapyer,
• 56:28
  Yes, gotcha exactly. Mm hm. Questions shut up, Oh,
• 56:38
  we got a relationship question this person. They are relationship experts. They don't.
• 56:46
  Of course, if a man proposes to a girl and she says no,
• 56:51
  is the relationship over? There's nothing to talk about it's over. Yes,
• 57:00
  probably you go back in there. You don't have any self respect.
• 57:02
  Probably I get on my knee and I propose to you, and I say,
• 57:07
  what if it's not in public? I don't get thats fuck? Does
• 57:09
  that matter? I go and I say, I want to spend the rest
• 57:14
  of my life with you, And you say, nah, no, I'm
• 57:15
  not ready, not ready for what. We've been dating for six years to
• 57:22
  ask you this out of nowhere bitch on one trip yet? Why you ask
• 57:27
  me going to the trip and gage we got a honeymoon, bitch that that'd
• 57:31
  be your first trip? Fair enough? Okay, Yeah, relationship sounds like
• 57:37
  a pretty conclusive answer. It's just the open case. Yeah, probably that's
• 57:40
  about openings. We're going to get around here, because if you get if
• 57:44
  you go back to that, you're not even gonna feel h You're not going
• 57:46
  to be lingering over you exactly, because now it's like, what am I
• 57:50
  not doing that? You don't want to sleep rouses demon just in your space?
• 57:57
  She said, no you still there? Youse a bitch through respawn I
• 58:10
  guess they were. This is from maybe from last week. What we were
• 58:14
  talking about says for each pod member who is one celebrity that you absolutely absolutely
• 58:19
  would not one on the pod, absolutely would not one on the pod.
• 58:22
  Blue celebrity, he said, blue face, blue face, fair enough that
• 58:27
  that that whole anybody that associates with them, Kshan blueface. If you've been
• 58:31
  on zeus, I probably don't want you to. Yeah, there we go
• 58:35
  everybody. Orlando Brown, No, I might make an exception for Jocelyn No,
• 58:45
  because he's gonna beat us all up. Contenta Okay, I'll bring the
• 58:53
  ice just to get a wood from y'all. Do it like as your baby.
• 59:02
  A lot of Ben Shapiro, who's that? Invite him so we can
• 59:07
  fuck that nigga up? I mean beat his ass? Was Ben Shapiro.
• 59:12
  He's a bitch guy. He's just a guy right wing's adjacent guys, right
• 59:22
  wing American values, strong American values, a lot of potical pundit. Yeah
• 59:29
  sure, oh that guy, Okay, punishable face, Yeah, very got
• 59:34
  to be like my sister, got a big old titties like my sister like
• 59:37
  that, she does big old Millers, she does like the big old Miller.
• 59:39
  She has the fucking we Joe bodies falling asleep from How can you trust
• 59:45
  him? Fresh and fit. How can you. Yeah, that's that's probably
• 59:49
  my answer. Thank you, horrible niggas. Andrew Tate nigga don't even talk
• 59:54
  so what he's Yeah, he goes, he does, he goes, sounds
• 1:00:00
  everything. I believe you, right, Yep, you're the master of my
• 1:00:05
  buddy. I wouldn't mind Joe, buddy, I'm just playing Joe budden.
• 1:00:08
  I wouldn't mind you, niggas. I think that would be a good time,
• 1:00:13
  that would be funny. Then he'll say, all y'all, I'm out.
• 1:00:17
  Possible, Okay. I don't know who who will be the first person
• 1:00:22
  to say something the piston off? You? You? What you? You?
• 1:00:25
  I don't know. That's a question. What about the domestic violence charges?
• 1:00:30
  An interview over interview over man walking, Hey Joe, you're still beating
• 1:00:36
  bitches up? Thanks for coming, Joe. Sorry Joe you tried on Joe
• 1:00:45
  never Oh yeah, that was a joke. Joe, come come out,
• 1:00:49
  let you boy cooked man. And then if you want to you know,
• 1:00:57
  opinions, Mike, So if you want to bring us on far for you,
• 1:01:06
  why can't you talk to me? That one ain't never saying you hit
• 1:01:10
  a different demographic that what you do so you just grow your umbrella? Does
• 1:01:15
  he does? He have all the podcasts sign on, the other podcast on
• 1:01:20
  the network signed on, Like, is it just like podas podcasts? Yeah,
• 1:01:25
  he had what's it called? It just ended. But see the thing
• 1:01:29
  is with the two girls right, well what's three? Yeah? Well space
• 1:01:35
  so that void, don't don't the one boys still got his podcast save on.
• 1:01:39
  Yeah, they're not with him, No, at least they're not publicly
• 1:01:42
  with him. Okay, interesting, same, I just like it helps him
• 1:01:45
  out from time to time and ship. The big one that is publicly not
• 1:01:51
  big, but even the one that is publicly advertised is Franklin linebacker from the
• 1:01:55
  Colts. Oh huh yeah. So yeah, Joe, we know you're listening
• 1:02:02
  because you know we're us So's Jersey, I mean Delaware, Delaware right down
• 1:02:08
  the street, yellow Jersey, yellow cher. Just don't go back and listen
• 1:02:14
  to old episodes, don't like from here forward? Yeah, yeah, don't
• 1:02:20
  worry about that. This episode one that was a different me. I was
• 1:02:22
  angry then, that was sat Tire. That was sat Time. He was
• 1:02:34
  a character. Yeah, that wasn't real. It was a bit. He's
• 1:02:37
  a comedian, Yeah, exactly, big dude, even a comedian sit down.
• 1:02:42
  Comedian, you even tell you record sit down, I'm up saying I
• 1:02:49
  didn't do that either. You had one job because I was. I was.
• 1:02:52
  I was cooking, I was out there smoking. It was a good
• 1:02:55
  one there smoking more time, more time. I'm just happy there. Will
• 1:03:01
  just have to bully the next crowd to get you to do the same thing.
• 1:03:06
  I'm like, I'm on track now, baby on track. Yeah,
• 1:03:13
  yeah, he's on track. You'll see, you'll see he's on track.
• 1:03:17
  Next question, next question, And these are all tier three. What are
• 1:03:21
  the real beaters? It's all real beaters. Questions will be the questions.
• 1:03:24
  You know, if you're a real beater, you get your question asked guarantee.
• 1:03:30
  I didn't say when, but it'll get. It'll get that eventually.
• 1:03:32
  Somebody asks where, like what episode that started on the World Beaters was there,
• 1:03:38
  like, ask one of the real beaters. I don't. I'm not.
• 1:03:45
  I'm not that really, I don't know when we started saying like real
• 1:03:46
  beaters a long time for that episode title from this current week. That's not
• 1:03:52
  true. I couldn't tell you about any episode for the last month. Well,
• 1:04:00
  no, okay, Next question, another relationship question. Does dating mean
• 1:04:05
  that you have to talk every day. No, No, Yes, there
• 1:04:13
  better be a legitimate reason why you're not talking though. Yes, if you're
• 1:04:15
  after dating, you should you don't have you don't have to talk all day.
• 1:04:19
  You should have some contact every day. Yes, you have to talk
• 1:04:24
  all day? No. Is it dating or in a relationship either way,
• 1:04:27
  because I feel like if you're dating dating, you know you don't have it.
• 1:04:30
  What's dating? If you're dating, you don't have to like some people
• 1:04:35
  like we went on two days, so we're dating, or it's like or
• 1:04:39
  you like, are you if you're consistently involved with somebody mm hmm, you
• 1:04:43
  should be communicating on some level every day. I assume they're talking about dating
• 1:04:47
  as a relationship, not just a relationship. Yes, for sure, and
• 1:04:53
  even so i'm i'm I'll say that for both either dating or not dating.
• 1:04:58
  Whatever, there should be if y'all speak, Sure, do you have to
• 1:05:01
  talk all day? No, but that should be something like hey, how
• 1:05:06
  you get you get everything? Something? Share a video, some type of
• 1:05:11
  communication at the very least every day. Do you have to speak all fucking
• 1:05:15
  day? You can miss one day, that's problem. Now, that's not
• 1:05:24
  a couple of days. If I'm not getting tip off on you, bitch.
• 1:05:26
  If I'm not in a relationship with you, I'm not talking to you
• 1:05:29
  every day unless unless I'm really trying to get unless you're really unless I'm worth
• 1:05:34
  one, you're really Yeah, other than that the fun, I'm supposed to
• 1:05:39
  wake up and think about you. No, I'm like said, I'm supposed
• 1:05:44
  to go throughout my day every day thinking about In the dating we did say
• 1:05:49
  go through iut thinking about all day. But you don't think about them once
• 1:05:53
  and just say, hey, let me know today, let me shoot them
• 1:05:55
  a message. Not if we're going on two dates. No, there could
• 1:05:58
  be a day I don't think about me. That's what I'm saying. That's
• 1:06:00
  what I'm saying. You don't even know that person. That's why I say,
• 1:06:02
  like, is it dating on a relationship relationship? Yes, if you're
• 1:06:06
  dating, if you're actively dating, like y'all have been over exclusive with this
• 1:06:10
  one inclusive, sure, But if it's still like you're learning this person's sure,
• 1:06:18
  that's what dating. Yes, that's what dating is. Yeah, I
• 1:06:23
  don't know. I'm all about commitments, so I couldn't tell you how you
• 1:06:27
  find that. I'm all about chemy. That's three seeds like sticks to the
• 1:06:31
  three seeds, Commitment, consistency, contraception. I thought you're gonna says consistent.
• 1:06:40
  Mm hmm. He's consistently inconsistent. That's consistent. That's still consistent.
• 1:06:48
  Going to find something easy to throw people like that. These kids got a
• 1:06:51
  little to much weight on it. Yeah, he's about to destroy something.
• 1:06:55
  I was like, that's why relationship over It was the tricky bastard hiding behind
• 1:07:04
  thousands of dollars, a TV camera, another camera, strategically the part of
• 1:07:13
  the room. He's gotta throw it on the ground, shakes up the whole
• 1:07:18
  slide. I hope I hit his shin. It's got you rangers down the
• 1:07:23
  side arms. Next question, that's interesting, hmm. I guess yeah.
• 1:07:31
  At what age does a ten year age gap become acceptable and doesn't matter who's
• 1:07:36
  older. I had to cut ties because my twenty eight year old friend consistently
• 1:07:42
  consistently goes to eighteen and over college bars bag miners. Dan Snyder, No,
• 1:07:51
  that's weird, bro, I mean he cut ties for that good good
• 1:07:55
  job. I feel like, don't re establish them like Laft episode of Invitation
• 1:08:00
  to Link up. Yeah, once you get twenty five, Yeah, said,
• 1:08:04
  twenty five. Just all be up from there. Twenty five is all.
• 1:08:09
  It's all. It's all up. Don't go down. You're done college.
• 1:08:13
  You hopefully get in frontal lower that's developed. M hmm, yeah,
• 1:08:17
  twenty five definitely, will I will probably lean more towards me. Twenty third.
• 1:08:20
  They say, like you should the dividrated by two and add seven or
• 1:08:30
  something like that. That's what the Mohammad said, young Johnson. It was
• 1:08:34
  something something current, but it made sense. Fifteen add seven, twenty two.
• 1:08:40
  I go down to twenty two. It's a little young. It's a
• 1:08:44
  little young. I forget. But I saw somebody saying, if you're twenty
• 1:08:48
  two, his number younger. I don't want nothing to do with nobody younger
• 1:08:55
  than twenty five, honestly, twenty six, twenty seven. Honestly, if
• 1:09:00
  I was nobody there, twenty five, really that's not at this age,
• 1:09:04
  really, yeah, six, twenty seven. Once you get younger than that,
• 1:09:10
  you're just stupid. To me, honestly, you're just dumb. You
• 1:09:14
  just you just think you know everything. I'm what's the big difference between twenty
• 1:09:18
  five and twenty six? Three hundred and sixty five days and they posted to
• 1:09:23
  learn the meaning of life. In that one rotation, you can learn a
• 1:09:28
  lot in the day. Imagine three hundred and sixty five of them exactly.
• 1:09:30
  She never knows, well, she better learn the full pie number in that
• 1:09:34
  three hundred sixty five is she's stupid. You don't even know that. There's
• 1:09:38
  no fool. You don't even know Spokane. I'm not the one that's saying
• 1:09:43
  twenty. I don't know. And we actually gave you the answer before we
• 1:09:48
  did. We said it's multiple. One of the one of the people who
• 1:09:50
  visit us on the live pod from again we there is bird. Here'll bust
• 1:09:57
  up the trivia board right now, speating ass. Listen, we just said
• 1:10:00
  that we don't remember the episodes of last River. That is right the river
• 1:10:05
  next to him. That's not the wonder for your boy. He said the
• 1:10:10
  longest river was He's close and then he's talking about the longest names. The
• 1:10:16
  name he was thinking this step, but I said, I see why them
• 1:10:24
  niggas friends Mark? Mark? You would to get that type of answer from
• 1:10:29
  Mark, was like, I'm not talking about the fucking length of the world.
• 1:10:33
  Would you? And I picked you and he picked you out. He
• 1:10:38
  set up smoked this nigga smoked himself, and the nigga aimed the gun at
• 1:10:44
  me and shot himself. Shut her, bob dash. That's what he said.
• 1:10:49
  I was thought about was the name nigga? What big? He big
• 1:10:55
  brained big. That's Mickey more Keenan related stuff. Not a question, just
• 1:11:05
  an observation. Keenan funny as hell. The same nigga that cried to the
• 1:11:10
  Titanic is the same nigga that expects people to believe that he beat up some
• 1:11:13
  bloods. Classic Keenan tale. Both both can't be true. No, because
• 1:11:26
  get out of here. So so no blood is beatable. Bloods is just
• 1:11:30
  not by you. Why not four of them? And not by you who
• 1:11:33
  said it was four of them? It's only one. It was only one.
• 1:11:38
  It was actually none, it was it was actually the exactly happened.
• 1:11:45
  Fell actually ran into a fucking clipboard. And that's crazy that, just like
• 1:11:51
  keen can't beat the blood the funk, like these bloods are fucking superpowers,
• 1:11:55
  like they got the blood of Christ, you know the fuck. None of
• 1:12:00
  them, none of them, not one. That wasn't even the point of
• 1:12:02
  the question. That's not one, but no like combination, not one blood
• 1:12:11
  on the one thing. No, He's like, that's not one, Mike.
• 1:12:16
  You can beat one. One kid can beat I'm sure in the world
• 1:12:20
  there's a blood that everybody in this room could dog drag, not one.
• 1:12:26
  I do it for fun, because you know what it is. Like,
• 1:12:29
  Hell, I do it for fun because yellowifty Nichols. I'm gonna drive to
• 1:12:38
  the po box and wait with some nifty Nichols fifty mother driving around. Be
• 1:12:43
  like, I'm trying to beat a niggass looking for her face? Looking for
• 1:12:47
  her face? Bro, who the weakest blood you know? Here? Okay?
• 1:12:50
  Like what would be his? All the bloods? Comment? Who did
• 1:12:57
  your weakest friend? Is your weakest gang member of the blood? Let's then
• 1:13:00
  shoot over your Instagram so we can see your profile. We're gonna we're gonna
• 1:13:04
  pick the weakest blood and gonna fight it. You gotta raise the cow first.
• 1:13:12
  That's where the god al raised the cow. Can to fight the blood.
• 1:13:15
  But it's got to be a blood of my choice. No, and
• 1:13:17
  I think I already know which blood I'm in the game. He's gonna write
• 1:13:25
  the biggest blood on her if he's still alive. I'm figuring this nigga from
• 1:13:30
  called Almighty blood Messiah to kill keen a dangerous mischion. He just from Federal
• 1:13:38
  Street. Nothing crazy. Yeah, he from the section. You know something
• 1:13:44
  light. The way I think of me is crazy. The way thigg you
• 1:13:54
  was crazy perceptions. Wow, it's incredible. I have another question to test
• 1:14:01
  it. Let's say the next question. How many Keenans would it take to
• 1:14:06
  successfully jump Cam Newton seventeen two truckloads? School Bush? That is crazy,
• 1:14:25
  school Bush. I say a good seven. I go six, five,
• 1:14:33
  six, seven. I'm going with a power number seven. Wow. Yeah,
• 1:14:39
  I would say like eight seventy successfully successfully. You gotta beat this niggas
• 1:14:45
  ass them up. Successful. He don't want to fight no more? Okay,
• 1:14:49
  seven? How many you think? How many? One? No,
• 1:14:55
  I'm not going to say one. One, not going to say one.
• 1:15:00
  Fuckable my right hand behind, I'm sorry, his left hand. I'll just
• 1:15:05
  give him a straight lefty nifty Nicholas Keenan said, yeah, I need another
• 1:15:10
  niggas. That's all you need. I need another nigga one point five really
• 1:15:16
  in his room right now, and I find that crazy Keenan is Cam Newton.
• 1:15:21
  Cam Newton seventeen of me to be one, Cam new said seven really
• 1:15:27
  easy what you just saw him do. Yeah, to three short ass niggas.
• 1:15:30
  Half them niggas was was half of his size? Yeah, because he's
• 1:15:33
  six five, because he's two sixty three, you're still having size. No,
• 1:15:39
  I'm not half his size. Why not? How many do you think
• 1:15:43
  at max? Maybe? Four? Four? Yes? Four? Yes?
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  The cat four niggas So I don't know, and you're talking about four easley.
• 1:15:56
  He was stiff arming a bunch of LZ's like, come on, like
• 1:15:59
  stop, it was not It was definitely bigger than me. No, they
• 1:16:00
  weren't. Yes, they were nigga. The one he had the headlock.
• 1:16:04
  Was you probably a little more muscles? Yes, yes, yes, is
• 1:16:10
  getting slept And you also got realized the nigga only got two hands, got
• 1:16:23
  sugargo. You get voted like an hour and he might have beat it like
• 1:16:26
  an egg whore. You get voted like an hour and they got pick.
• 1:16:30
  So it's that's gonna be two keenan's. He's got two of them are getting
• 1:16:33
  slept, so it's four kens? How many keys is making it out?
• 1:16:38
  All of us? All of us, at least one is gonna be dead.
• 1:16:45
  You're not account for one going around clean mission ship. This is what
• 1:16:55
  you did when you when you're too nice, people think you're pussy. No,
• 1:17:00
  no, no, no, this is what happened. People think you
• 1:17:04
  pussy and until you showed that you ain't pussy. That's exactly what this converse,
• 1:17:10
  these last two conversations, like, oh, Keen is pussy and that's
• 1:17:13
  crazy. That is crazy. That is crazy, just two conversations. There's
• 1:17:20
  no blood in this that walks the eve that Kenny can beat and it takes
• 1:17:25
  a truckload of Keenes to beat one. Cam Newey getting gonna beat up a
• 1:17:29
  blood with down syndrome. Listen, that's crazy, that is crazy. It's
• 1:17:36
  okay, that's all right. I can get the jokes off about the jokes
• 1:17:43
  off about to be blood with as Burgers bloods burgers. O, god,
• 1:17:59
  what up? Blood that's there? He goes, that's would blood. What's
• 1:18:11
  backing blood? Okay? I said, oh, ship, that gave you
• 1:18:15
  six s six? Right? Yeah? I said you said four, I
• 1:18:19
  say seven. I said reinforcement. I love you, Keating zero turning over
• 1:18:29
  new leaf. You're trying to fight allegations. Oh man, it is hilarious.
• 1:18:39
  It is hilarious the fact that those questions were back to back the fact
• 1:18:43
  that this figure said it's gotta be up and said, well, how many
• 1:18:45
  want to take four? How many? How many gonna survive? We all,
• 1:18:57
  yo, if you need four to beat one, no matter what number
• 1:19:00
  you put after the four and all the same at that point, four,
• 1:19:03
  eight, twelve, nigga, you need four. That's just that. It's
• 1:19:11
  a big nigga, he is. I think four of y'all got it,
• 1:19:14
  like I hope, but it's going to be at least one one of those
• 1:19:16
  niggas again sacrificed easily getting the hands on one of them, a solid point
• 1:19:23
  on one of the niggas. Send him straight the fucking pop smoke bro immediately
• 1:19:27
  listen. First off, we wouldn't just go bum brust. The nigga were
• 1:19:30
  smarter, smart. We gave him no straight fight in like an octagon.
• 1:19:45
  Yeah, Cam Newton's in the middle, you got four keen surrounding him.
• 1:19:48
  We're just gonna start running the circles and somebody like you. He grabbing one,
• 1:19:55
  but he's not grabbing the other three. Escape Julius like he didn't run
• 1:20:01
  from six linemen all the time. Was in the national championship by himself.
• 1:20:12
  But the thing is the difference is, you know, once the tackle's done,
• 1:20:15
  it plays over, it stops. That's not the same thing with a
• 1:20:17
  fight. He will beat up two of those Keenans. Hats tacked all right,
• 1:20:26
  still even shifting, not even misplaced. He get his hands on one
• 1:20:35
  key and he might scare the other three. I don't know what you're doing
• 1:20:42
  that. I thought we were just fighting. Hold on, hold on,
• 1:20:50
  I know it was scrapping. Why don't he beat his Why gone? God,
• 1:21:05
  damn, he's choking on his old bland. Stop cam stop stop,
• 1:21:21
  Jesus, Chris, dang sorry, Keenan too keen in the second gone but
• 1:21:43
  not because sunrise sunset sunset, sunrise twelve p m, sunset twelve o two
• 1:21:50
  pm. That's all he would have wanted to go out. The shadow clone
• 1:22:00
  JUICEU gonna create a after image, all right? Speaking of that, my
• 1:22:10
  god, thank you, Oh can't thank you? Gave him my laugh.
• 1:22:15
  This is the best laugh of toy by far. I don't think it might
• 1:22:20
  be the best life of the year. It's not even April yet. I
• 1:22:23
  swear to God, I don't know what It's gonna get much better than this.
• 1:22:27
  It might be dangerous, I hope, Oh ship funny speaking of you
• 1:22:33
  said Shadow Cloon. You know Invincible came back, watched it? Take that
• 1:22:40
  out. They're gonna get fucking omni man, think Kenan too, think train
• 1:22:59
  right man, this might be the last one. Listen. Oh, obviously
• 1:23:04
  you guys are anime heads since Toriyama passed away, what's your favorite DBZ moments?
• 1:23:10
  Mine is when Goku fights I don't know who the hell that is.
• 1:23:13
  I'm just Kevla. That's dragon Ball super that doesn't count to me. And
• 1:23:18
  he uses his come mayor to slide across Kefla's beams. Okay, that's crazy.
• 1:23:23
  That's your favorite. That's kind of wild. Yeah, you must be
• 1:23:26
  a young boy, you must be like fourteen exactly because mine is definitely and
• 1:23:32
  he is. Is it the first first Super Saiyan. If if your favorite
• 1:23:39
  moment wasn't when Gohan wins Super Saiyan two, it's not favorite moment, then
• 1:23:45
  my favorite moment is when Trunks came through It Smoked King, smoke Freezer and
• 1:23:49
  his daddy and in an episode and a half, he didn't need all that
• 1:23:55
  time, all that all that nonsense, getting spirit bombs. He said,
• 1:23:59
  you can't do Super done. I'm like Oh my god, ass, bro,
• 1:24:04
  he came from the future. Why is that? Why is that ass?
• 1:24:08
  Because the reason why that's ass because by then the development of you know
• 1:24:14
  them training is a lot greater than whether it was understanding where we was in
• 1:24:16
  that moment, In that moment, In that moment, I was like,
• 1:24:19
  who the hell is this? And that moment was like, oh my god,
• 1:24:21
  freeze back, we are fun. And then this dude just comes in
• 1:24:27
  done. I'm like, oh, that's your favorite moment. He came through
• 1:24:30
  with a crop top jacket and a sword as favorite. When Gohan went Super
• 1:24:35
  Saiyan too, that's number two. That that needs to be number one.
• 1:24:42
  That needs to be number one, because they were building like this is why,
• 1:24:45
  Like the moment you didn't know he was going to go super Saiyan,
• 1:24:48
  they were building that when you got that first spot of electricity, they were
• 1:24:53
  building that up for an episode. No, Mike, No, they weren't
• 1:24:57
  building that up now for him to go super saying to know, to achieve
• 1:25:00
  some type of next level. No, we thought that the moment he was
• 1:25:04
  like, Yo, They've been doing it this whole the whole season. It
• 1:25:06
  was like, oh, Goku's got Gohan's got this power deep within him,
• 1:25:11
  and once he at leashes it, he's gonna be unstoppable. They were building
• 1:25:14
  that up for you. I like that moment with trucks because it was like,
• 1:25:17
  out of nowhere, What the hell is this? I like the unexpectedness,
• 1:25:21
  and your own father gives the person you're fighting a sense of being like,
• 1:25:27
  nah, I'm tricking, yeah, because it's the fuck is going on
• 1:25:30
  here? Because he's confident in his son's ability. Confident, was it smart,
• 1:25:34
  So confident that he had to he had to fucking sacrifice himself. He
• 1:25:41
  was so confident that he was like, oh shit, I might have sucked
• 1:25:43
  up. Let me go sacrifice myself. No, he's confident because he knew,
• 1:25:46
  oh my son's that dude. Yeah, to the point where he realized,
• 1:25:49
  somebody get his assid nah nah, him going super saying to him going
• 1:25:56
  super Saying two is the biggest fucking event of all Dragon Ball, all of
• 1:26:02
  it, all of it, all of it. Bigger than the first beer
• 1:26:08
  Bomb too. It's not been in the first super say yes, yes it
• 1:26:12
  was the first. Yes, yes, it was bigger than the first Supercent.
• 1:26:15
  We didn't even know what that was. It wasn't even a concert we
• 1:26:18
  didn't even know that. We ain't know that two was a concept, but
• 1:26:21
  we seen but by that it was like seventeen suits out there. No,
• 1:26:27
  it wasn't like five. He was the first one that goes super saying.
• 1:26:30
  I know, but it was like we were used to the idea of super
• 1:26:32
  saying. It was only three go saying was a myth. It was a
• 1:26:39
  legend. It was a myth, sure spending thousands of years. Okay,
• 1:26:44
  yep. And then that super saiying was not strong enough to beat Seth.
• 1:26:47
  That's great. And then we saw we saw hints of it with trucks when
• 1:26:51
  he tried to do his descended thing, but he was too bulky. We
• 1:26:55
  saw, we got a little taste of it. You ain't get no taste
• 1:26:58
  of two, baby, you ain't get no taste to two. We saw
• 1:27:02
  it. We was like, all right, we so we clearly know where
• 1:27:04
  this is going here, Like okay, he's gonna get the big power up
• 1:27:09
  and he's gonna save the day. He came there, you like, very
• 1:27:14
  clear where it was going funk out of here. I mean, we knew
• 1:27:17
  he wasn't gonna lose. We knew he wasn't gonna was gonna lose exactly,
• 1:27:21
  and then Sale was gonna win, and then what happens go on? Then
• 1:27:26
  somebody else will have to come. We you didn't know the outcome. You
• 1:27:30
  did not know the outcome, yes, don't, don't say it did.
• 1:27:33
  We knew what You know you're going to lose. You didn't know, fucking
• 1:27:38
  ship because you thought he was gonna win the first time he beat his ass.
• 1:27:42
  But then you ain't know that Goha was like, hey, yo,
• 1:27:45
  eat that, stop it, stop it. You did not see that coming.
• 1:27:47
  We knew Gohan was gonna win eventually, of course you did. Of
• 1:27:51
  course I knew Sale was gonna lose somehow some but you didn't know who was
• 1:27:55
  gonna beat him. Yeh, I didn't say that right, But we knew
• 1:27:58
  he was gonna lose. Of course you knew he gonna lose, but you
• 1:28:00
  ain't know that Gohang was gonna have to go super saying too to beat him.
• 1:28:02
  They no super saying two. But we knew he was gonna get a
• 1:28:05
  power up because they were talking about these out that was gonna work. They
• 1:28:11
  saying, he has his latent power. He's stronger than everybody. He just
• 1:28:15
  needs to unlock it. That. I don't know how many different times they
• 1:28:17
  said that same ship, Oh, you don't know what you're getting, would
• 1:28:20
  tell my son so strong, he just needs to unlock it and then and
• 1:28:25
  you're gonna put it in there somebody the future that got Lord training and then
• 1:28:28
  he unlocked it for stronger people. How did we not see that coming?
• 1:28:31
  Trans came from the future where he was fighting stronger people and you didn't see
• 1:28:34
  that coming. We didn't see him come once you knew the fluck oh that
• 1:28:40
  that was. That was late until it was done. It was spontaneous.
• 1:28:44
  I get it, I get it. It was spontaneous out here that Shi
• 1:28:46
  was about, I'm not gonna say it trash. I'm not gonna that's his
• 1:28:51
  favorite. He didn't say that's his fath not Now it wasn't trash, but
• 1:28:56
  still there he came in the same dude that he was having troubles with for
• 1:29:01
  one hundred episodes. He smoked them in an episode. My fucking that was
• 1:29:09
  a gate out. That was the the the worst edging climax of all time
• 1:29:14
  over the game wax and then somebody's coming this go and flick them and they
• 1:29:16
  die. That's not edging. That's getting the money. No, you was
• 1:29:20
  like, who's finally gonna beat them? Whos plinably gonna be? And he
• 1:29:23
  comes in, Wow, who's this guy? Boom the real deal. Boom,
• 1:29:29
  No, real, the real deal. Then he did it so confident,
• 1:29:32
  so cock. He was like light work light because he was the stronger
• 1:29:38
  motherfuckers in the future. That like the future he had. He had all
• 1:29:43
  the prep time, all the prep time. That's why that's why he's so
• 1:29:45
  confidly came back. If anything, he's he's a super saying batman, We're
• 1:29:54
  not gonna whack him super. Good night everyone, You're not going to increase
• 1:29:59
  the That's why he felt okay going back. He had all the practice.
• 1:30:02
  The wackness of my person compared to your person, your goat, and Trunks
• 1:30:08
  is your goat, and and yep yep, Trunks was a cold character man,
• 1:30:15
  cool boy. Trunks was tough. Trunks was tough, old boy,
• 1:30:17
  he was tough. But I'm sorry, no, cool boy, Hm,
• 1:30:20
  I'm sorry. Oh no, this power that we've been hitting at this whole
• 1:30:25
  time, it happened. Whoa wow, what a surprise. It's almost like
• 1:30:30
  that's like dropping lebron in the eighties and not expecting him to drop sixty plus
• 1:30:33
  a games. That's what exactly what Kad got got traded into the Wars.
• 1:30:40
  I wonder who's gonna win the championship this year? No wonder because no,
• 1:30:45
  because you didn't. Yeah, that's exactly what that was. It wasn't No,
• 1:30:49
  it was I wonder who's gonna beat So it was maybe the nigga even
• 1:30:53
  talking about for the last year. It is not the same. Yeah,
• 1:30:58
  yeah, yeah, you would quit KD joining the Warriors to go HANDI the
• 1:31:02
  inevitability of the outcome. Yes, niggah, what y'all you're gonna step in?
• 1:31:09
  No, it was Chelsea, no t if his sword out anything.
• 1:31:16
  That's look Lebron coming back and win in that finals. Is gohan beating cell?
• 1:31:20
  Yes? Yes, yes it was because you no, no, no,
• 1:31:27
  because we all knew it was gonna happen, because it was hinting at
• 1:31:31
  from the beginning, just like this and somebody coming from the future to fight
• 1:31:34
  somebody in the past when we didn't even know time travel was a thing.
• 1:31:41
  I didn't say it was hinting, But what I'm saying is somebody coming from
• 1:31:43
  the future of fighting stronger people, surprise, having more time to surprise.
• 1:31:47
  You gotta think about in that moment, you didn't know who he was,
• 1:31:49
  where he came from, surprise, and that was the biggest Oh my god,
• 1:31:54
  all right, thought daughter his favorite moment. Well, let's need it
• 1:32:00
  something more riveting. Who's cars faster? Dom to Ready or the Rocks?
• 1:32:06
  Toto bitch Ready Ready? The Rock didn't have a car. No, he
• 1:32:14
  was a Domasagnam square with Tortillini. Mm hmm, William fancy son, fancy
• 1:32:24
  Squirrell. You from bad class? Please ask? Don't know that that was?
• 1:32:36
  No, that was it for now? Oh for today? Yeah,
• 1:32:40
  for today? Okay, that works because yeah, one more. No,
• 1:32:45
  I think that any of these other questions are gonna take you won't work you
• 1:32:48
  No, I just know was done with that because I don't want to zero.
• 1:32:55
  Sorry to deeply apologize for any meaningless argument I've ever had on the bug.
• 1:33:00
  That's how that's how you feel, well said, you got a lot
• 1:33:05
  of apologizing. I just did. You're trying to cook over Sorry the scene
• 1:33:11
  for my d for my d BZ fans. Let us know which one was
• 1:33:15
  a bigger event or what was your favorite? No, let's no attitude.
• 1:33:18
  Which one I've never seen this or what was your your I want to see
• 1:33:23
  parodies? Was said, that's all I say, also recipes to yes,
• 1:33:29
  all right, come, we forgot to We forgot to say last week we
• 1:33:33
  did. We said it because we talked about AM thirteen next. It was
• 1:33:39
  like, no, you know because we brought up afterwards. Anyway, you
• 1:33:45
  said once you set on your cousins chatting Patty Gallery having a conversation. Cousin,
• 1:33:57
  h my god, if you phones on, you would have heard it.
• 1:34:00
  He was defending, that's right, because he knows what's right. Where's
• 1:34:11
  the button? No, did you watch the dragon Ball Z dragon Ball?
• 1:34:14
  Watch you? O? Man? Both both man so much brother. He
• 1:34:19
  had to go back and watch a couple of both. I had to run
• 1:34:23
  a couple of them back. Me ran late, you feel me? I
• 1:34:27
  know, time to go to sleep. That's time I hit the night I
• 1:34:30
  wake up and see Harvey bird Man. I was like, oh, that's
• 1:34:32
  definitely when I knew auld Hunger Fong. I was like that meat Ball.
• 1:34:41
  I'm like, no, Sea Lab twenty twenty one, let's go absolutely the
• 1:34:45
  fun Coast. Yeah, I see them that one out put the sleep on
• 1:34:48
  something like I see home movies. When that ship came on, came on.
• 1:34:56
  That means I just didn't go to sleep. Bro, I love Home
• 1:34:59
  Movie. There was three o'clock in the morning. By then the whole movies
• 1:35:01
  is so good that it was terrible. What the fun? That ship was
• 1:35:03
  great? Horrible? No, oh my god. Literally be afraid of some
• 1:35:08
  of the animals that came on the Big Old What is there some animation on
• 1:35:14
  there? The animas on there was crazy. I'm like aggressive animation, son,
• 1:35:17
  I would wake up to some crazy. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 1:35:20
  I'm not supposed to be watching this. This is the fucking flashing colors
• 1:35:25
  that give the kids the seizures. How it hurts at warnings hurts for real?
• 1:35:30
  You haven't you haven't fall asleep with like the TV on and they wake
• 1:35:33
  up and it's like a scary movie like commercial or just so you wait,
• 1:35:39
  don't wake up when you get that fucking testing. Oh that was terrified.
• 1:35:45
  You never go to sleep again, or you wake up to the greatest hit
• 1:35:48
  whatever? Oh easy, yeah, relived your greatest hits? Tell me how
• 1:36:00
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• 1:36:10
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  time. I gotta spread the good word. Read the past. It to
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  passing a sermon. As they said, they're not that serious podcast as he
• 1:37:06
  said the way he said some people might need what way to comics stopping?
• 1:37:15
  Did you see the past? That ju was realist uh lyrics and a sermon.
• 1:37:26
  God saw that too. He broke down the game like he turned that
• 1:37:29
  into a Sertin turned that into a sermon. That's pretty crazy. They definitely
• 1:37:32
  still shouldn't playing defense on the last play like that stupid she got a whole
• 1:37:36
  set shot. I'm like, I don't coaching and dumb place. That's why
• 1:37:41
  I don't watch that ship. No. Actually, oh fuck, I forgot
• 1:37:44
  to have that conversation next time,