Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / OUTRO: See The Line or See The Bagel

Transcript

OUTRO: See The Line or See The Bagel · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: raw targets for to seven every weekday on radio.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, respect, aren't we go?
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah? We sure are four weeks to go until the.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: End of the year, guys.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: Not the end of the year, at the end of
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: work for the year?
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: Yes? Is it four weeks?
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Weeks? Was it literally today? Yeah?
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: Well we've got an email from Kate saying exactly a
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: month today.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Well, she's exactly a month till Christmas, all right, but yeah,
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: we've got four weeks work left.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's the twenty fourth and November Jays, so in
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: a month it'll be Christmas Eve. Yeah, isn't that cute?
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: Really looking forward to that? Actually, yes, just just Christmas.
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: Just fucking chilling, man, you know what I mean.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: I've told you about this before.
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: I have this fantasy often when I'm driving into.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: Work of just with the three up? Is that the
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: three way? No, not that one?
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: Their names again and it's a four way.
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: Oh right, I'll just keep on dragon, just head out
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: to the old coast there and then what.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: And what do you meet? I can swim, drive to
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: the coast point, we walk into the ocean. Not that
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: I need to swim.
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: I just bathe, you know, I do a little dolphin
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: dives and just float.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well the thing with that is, then what do
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: you do?
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: Fish? Read?
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: Eat right and the walk that night? You build a fire,
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: watch some move. I'm talking about the batch here, ah,
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: the bet.
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: Because I look at a day like this and I go, fun,
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: you'll be it's about high tide now, tore fream up.
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: You feel you get sick of the beach after a while, though,
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: no I wouldn't really. But the longest you've been there
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: is like two days.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: No, not quite really, probably about ten days really, and
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: you loved it and it was bliss yeah.
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah man.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: But anyway, but a fishing man, you'd be in your element.
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: You'd be loving it.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: My wife did a terrible thing to me last night,
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: a terrible thing filth.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: No it wasn't film.
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: I don't mind a bit of filth.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: What did she do to you? Man?
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: She booked this gig ages ago and said to me,
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: do you want to come? And I mean, I guess.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: So, sure, as you're trying to watch more things this year, right,
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: so you're still a prick about it, but you go yeah.
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: Because you were merely one of her friends or one
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: of our friends there as well. And then I was like, oh,
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: it could be just a girl's night out.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: And it was the jubilation choir fuck that at the
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: Hollywood Theater with a Nikamaha.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: Was a woman from Fair Patrol Julia Dean.
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Julia Dean.
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: That sounds better now than what it did when you
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: said the name of it.
• 3:09
  Speaker 3: But for the first half it was just the jubilation choir.
• 3:13
  Speaker 3: But so singing blues numbers and.
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: Blues as a choir, I know about that as a
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: blues guitar based well not.
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: You know, sort of old slave songs and yeah, things
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: like that. Is that that's.
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: Where the blues come from. Pain in those words and.
• 3:32
  Speaker 3: From the first note. When they all came out, guys
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: just loved it so much. I just went My wife
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: looked at me and just cracked up laughing.
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: I was, see, this is the issue. Next, you're gonna
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: be like, no, I'm not saying yes to things anymore,
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: because that was ship. But the things you're saying yes to,
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: you know that they're going to be boring. I just
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: wasn't paying it.
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: No, some of the some of the things I've gone
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: out to have been really good, but this wasn't one
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: of them.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: An all credit to the choir. They were fine, it's
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: just not your it's not my cup of tea.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: I ran into a couple of people that you work
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: with on your secret project on Friday night at the
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: Screen Awards, and we're chatting about you, Yes, chatting about
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: old Hoody j there and they were saying, what a
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: joy you had to have on set.
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: Come on, I'm perfectly nice and and how you like.
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: I said, I'll do I'll do my hoodie Ja impression
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: if you like. And they said, there you go. And
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: I said, ask me a question and they said, like,
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: do you want a coffee?
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: You know it? Oh my god, the idea of getting
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: a coffee.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody doing something for you.
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: Okay. The whole ky Big Show week days from four
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: on Radio Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast.
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: They did very well.
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: I think of the awards well they did. Yeah, won
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: a couple of awards by all. Yep, yep, that was good,
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: good night, really good.
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: Do you ever worry about your reputation?
• 5:05
  Speaker 3: Can I just can I just point out here, A
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: lot of the time I do it for people's amusement.
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing a lot. You're trying to amuse people
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: a lot.
• 5:13
  Speaker 3: I'm not having tantrums or anything like that.
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, you're just a dark cloud.
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just a Today today I was shockingly bad.
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just for a change.
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: I know this was next level bad and I was
• 5:33
  Speaker 3: just nothing to do with anyone fucking over it. And
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: but you know, again no tantrums.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: But in between.
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: Every take, I had to fight fiercely hard to keep
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: my patience because I was just like.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: You need to go on holidays, that's what you need.
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: It depends what it was though, what was going on,
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: because oftentimes it can be it can be worth it.
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: But it's been a long time. Actually, that's what they said.
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: This person said, they complimented you and they said, you know,
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: you've been doing the glod's work. I think you know,
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: with all the work that you've had to do, you've
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: been carrying the carrying a load around here. And she
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: actually they actually said that was.
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think who this might be actually.
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: Said, no matter what, he always went up to you
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: old Jason will always went up here, so something will
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: be going on, you say, he always.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, and they.
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: Said a few things, and I said, we've got that
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: on our show. We've we've got a sting for that
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: on show. And there was like three things in a row.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: It was Fern. Oh yes, he was talking to on
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: the makeup cheer. I've met her before.
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: She was nice.
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: And your other mate there, neil Na Na what's her name.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: I'm blanket on her name. She's an educators Tracy. I
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: shouldn't tell me that.
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: She was good.
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: I enjoy with They're a big fan.
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: I enjoy working with both of those people.
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: How was the screen Awards? Because I got the email
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: with all of the awards. Oh yes, congratulations to all
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: of the award winners, and I had to scroll for
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: ten seconds to get to the bottom of the awards.
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: It was a lot fucking How I cannot. I showed
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: my wife. I was like, guess, guess how many awards
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: there are? Tell me when you think I'm going to
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: stop scrolling. She's okay now, And I kept scrolling for
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: like another five seconds. Yeah, it was fun, It was
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: really really good.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: That was a great vibe it was seated, and there
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: was food and purse the whole night you need.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: She was just installs and it was dry no.
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: Pass yeah until after which yeah yeah, and it was
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: an absolute debacle. Yeah, but this time was really good,
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: except weirdly they went for about half an hour forty
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: minutes and then stopped for a forty minute break so
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: that they could bring all the food, all the dinner out,
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: So that was a bit of a random unnecessary But
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: what was really good was that they do awards and clusters,
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: so they would announce it. The peers won't come up
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: and get the award, and then they'll go on no speech. Great,
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: So there's a certain amount of people that had no speeches. Yeah,
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: it was still, it was still.
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: It was actually the leak was fine. That's good then, yeah,
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: because it's everyone spoke last year, everyone spoke after every war.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too much.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: And that was when we were just sitting like in
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: a grandstand and I had a little prison presenting thing
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: to do, and then after that I was just like,
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: fucking hour, this is sober, yeah, exactly.
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: And especially if you've got no pass. Yeah, and that
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: had a glass of wine because it was.
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: Tables and people are drinking. You go around and visit
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: people and go table hopping and have yarns to people
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: and all that year. So it was really good. That
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: was good times. Yes, did I know it was nominated?
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: So it would have been a shock to me if
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: I had.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: What if it was like Lifetime Achievement Award Mike Minogue.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would have been good. Although Sam Neil got it,
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: which makes more sense.
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see why just on on the break there.
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: There was another joyous thing about last night was two
• 8:46
  Speaker 3: Parder and they had a half hour interval.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: You just stayed in your seats, sighing is shocking in
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: half an hour or so long. But just make sure
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: they get enough piss, Yes, enough pisse.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: And fucking hell me. The line was huge. I was like,
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: what the fuck what to get in? To get in?
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: It was all the way down the street and my
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: wife and I drove past.
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: We're like, oh, well, bit to go.
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we tried.
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: It's a park about ten miles away.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: There's like a I can't remember who it was, but
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: someone was. Basically, there are two types of people in
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: the world, the people that see the line or the
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: people that see the choir. So you see the line,
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: you go, it doesn't matter. I'm going to see this
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: great choir or there are people Okay, I'm guessing Jason,
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: probably you as well, Mike, and you just go, fuck that.
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: I'm not waiting on that line, So cuting the line either.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: But like the example was that, say you've gone to
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: New York to the place that does the best bagels
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: in the world, and there's a big line. I'm not
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: knowing that for food exactly, well exactly, but you've flown
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: all the way to New York. You found the number
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: one place, and there's a bit of a line. That
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: might take an hour, but you'll get the best bagel
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: in the world an hour, no way. Yeah, see, I
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: would definitely wait for it.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: No bagels that good, kids, It's a fucking baby.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: It was just an example. Don It's a fucking bait.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: I don't actually even like bagels that much. Exactly, sell
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: us an example.
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: What kind of what kind of der brain stays in
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: line for an hour to have a bagel that I
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: don't even want.
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: There are things that I would line up for for
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: an hour a percent, but bagel was just such a
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: bad example. There was a terrible example.
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: They tend to be very dully and well once I
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: got on it, I don't know. I guess it's got
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: like cream cheese.
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: No, I'd go cream cheese, Salmon lining up, lining up
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: for no fuck Man.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Good stuff, fellas. Hey, listen to The Big Show four
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: or seven weekdays Radio Hdarchy you like it