Latest / Chucks Cantina / Episode 154: Dune's Popcorn Bucket, An S on a Chest, & Crying Nipples.
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- 0:07This is Chuck's canteena podcast where anything and everything is up for discussion. And
- 0:15now here's your barman, Chuck O'Donnell. How you sounded immaculate? I sound
- 0:24immaculate. Yeah, let me take a sip of my tea. Tea little
- 0:29combo at this hour, so it's still a little hot. But it's for
- 0:33the pipes to lubricate the pipes. Lubricate the pipes like that. Jesus got
- 0:45a slur that. I mean, we just get right into of You don't
- 0:50want to spoil eleven yet? How was it? Oh? I uh,
- 0:56it's a fucking badass movie. Like just saying that. It's uh, probably
- 1:00one of the best compilations of casts like compositions, I should say, of
- 1:07casts that I've seen in a movie for a long time. Okay, do
- 1:11you know Christopher? Do you know Christopher Walking was in it? I heard
- 1:15the christ obviousalking about. Yes, uh doing part two June, just a
- 1:21different part, just a different parts. Not it's not done too, it's
- 1:26dun part two, part two. Why didn't they do that? That seems
- 1:30so obvious? Now Dune? All right, let's get down to the nitty
- 1:38gritty. So it was a badass movie. It was fucking awesome. I'm
- 1:42glad you enjoy it. But it was also just really good sci fi.
- 1:47You know. They don't spend a ton of time like overly explaining ship,
- 1:52but like you just see a bunch of cool tech and you're like, oh,
- 1:53that looks awesome. Anyway, the two questions number one wait, let
- 2:02me well, three part questions, but the first two have a lot to
- 2:06do. It's like it's like part one, part two. What theater did
- 2:09you see it at? We went to a m C. All right,
- 2:14That's that's all I need to know. Secondly, hold on, Kaitlin's in
- 2:17the room. He went to an AMC theater. Babe, I think it
- 2:22was AMC. Hold on, well though, was there a Nicole Kidman promo?
- 2:30No, I'm sorry, it wasn't AMC. It wasn't AMC. We
- 2:35got oh Man, so we got what's your name? Good? Tell you?
- 2:40What's the one? What was the Michelle? What was what was the
- 2:46show? Stuff? No? Something? M m oh. Maria Minuno's.
- 2:52Maria Minuno's they got right before, right before the the trailers were about to
- 3:02start. She was like, Okay, that's been enough fun now and get
- 3:07ready today today was no joke with the last day that the famous that we're
- 3:15now infamous. Rather Nicole Kidman promo at all AMC movie theaters air today the
- 3:24what's it? What is it? Heartbreak feels good in a place like this?
- 3:28Is that how it goes? Thank you babe, Heartbreak feels good in
- 3:30a place like this. You know the AMC trailer before the movie saying come
- 3:36see AMC Movies. You know AMC theater. But I mean, take to
- 3:40AMC's credit, it's create a life its own. It's like a meme at
- 3:45this point. And they made literally they made money off it, so much
- 3:47money that today was the last day that it would air at AMC theaters.
- 3:52So I'm sure people went just to see it. In June too, is
- 3:53a perfort time to go see it, But a lot of people don't know
- 3:57that. Actually they have a whole slew of new commercial was with Nicole Kidman
- 4:00coming out like I'm so but yeah, I just I just had to know
- 4:05it was a names theater to hear as to see if you could, if
- 4:10you'd be one of the final people to hear heartbreak Feels Good in a place
- 4:13like this, which I'm sure they're gonna sneak that line into the commercial.
- 4:15The new commercials already from a movie or something. It could be that I
- 4:20could be an advertisement for like Denny's. I could be like Denny's, heartbreak
- 4:26feels good like this, the home depot, heartbreak feels good in a place
- 4:31like this. Yeah, what's another one? Let me think McDonald's. That
- 4:39did not I mean, that'd be a heart attack. Oh Jesus. Anyway,
- 4:45No, I didn't get to see Nicole Kidman, and I did not
- 4:46get the flashlight popcorn bucket that was gonna be you know me too well.
- 4:51I was gonna ask about the popcorn bucket. Did you see any of the
- 4:55popcorn buckets there? I don't. I don't know, I don't think.
- 4:59I don't know if it's name thing. They don't really advertised who it was
- 5:01because AMC is really known for the popcorn buckets, which I could see them
- 5:04being the guys for the buckets by seeing clips of it in theaters. So
- 5:09I was wondering if you saw the famous popcorn bucket. No, no special
- 5:13fancy popcorn buckets. A GQT, but just a badass movie. It's also
- 5:17the first time I've seen an IMAX movie. In the third row, so
- 5:21we were right there. We got I couldn't look away from the screen if
- 5:25I even tried. And the sound was so like intense at some points in
- 5:31the movie that we went and saw it with a few friends of mine in
- 5:36town in Lofayette and they brought they smuggled some candy in. Don't tell anybody
- 5:43I know, but there Reese's pieces were like vibrating off of their little uh
- 5:48their little tray, like little trace Danielle. Yeah, Yeah, that's how
- 5:53intense the sound was. It was awesome, dude. It was like just
- 5:57badass action, really cool like sci fi technology and space ship and then also
- 6:02just a lot of like mysticism, like you know, the mystical aspect of
- 6:10doing Dune really has everything. I will say that Dune has everything. Remember
- 6:13when I first saw it, like I saw it with Devin and uh he
- 6:19made oh and I did even do this. Trux Scantina Hi Truck, Steena,
- 6:24Gmail, Chuxatina Socials, Scantina socials, great og patron include drinking some
- 6:30tea. I'm having high drink tea. I got t has high quality H
- 6:35two in it. It does, but and also has a little bit of
- 6:40honey, A little honey. I wanted to sound good for the peeps.
- 6:44I appreciate that the viewers, the listeners. But I remember when I first
- 6:47saw the first Dune movie. For you pissing. What does that sound.
- 6:51I'm in the living room in the kitchens right there. I'm sorry, that's
- 6:57fine, nobody's pissing. Hey, dude, when you're in a theater for
- 7:00that one, you don't want to leave a good movie like it happens,
- 7:02like you know, just the I don't have time, No, in the
- 7:08bathroom. I'll never forget when I saw God's Love Minus one. I literally
- 7:11I'm like, all right, I think I got five minutes, and thankfully
- 7:13I didn't miss anything. It was one of those things where it's like there's
- 7:15like talking about the family dyning, like okay, cool, like not that
- 7:17it's not important, but like I was like, all right, I didn't
- 7:18visit. But anyway, No, I never forget. Saw Dune one with
- 7:24Devin and came in like, you know, I didn't know the David Bowie
- 7:30version. If you will, that's not what I mean. It's not what
- 7:31it's actually called. You get the music for it. He did the music
- 7:34for it, but it's been. It's got that nostalgia of being a bomb
- 7:43also because the director changed a lot of stuff from what I've heard, but
- 7:46I'm never forget when I saw the first one, it was like one of
- 7:47those movies for the first time in like years, if you will honestly remind
- 7:54me like when I first saw Lord of the Rains where I'm like, all
- 7:56right, I need to see this again so I can understand more. It's
- 8:00like, because you watch it movie like one, it's like, okay,
- 8:01cool, but when you pick it up, when you watch it again and
- 8:03again, you pick up on other things. You also kind of need the
- 8:07subtitles on it because they just sneak in nice and that's what I was gonna
- 8:09say. They say something, they say something, but they say things that
- 8:13are so important, but you're just trying to like you're like enamored with like
- 8:16what's going on in the background because it just looks so damn good. Oh
- 8:20my god. Yeah. The second the second one, this this one has
- 8:24way more, way more moments like that where it's just like, wow,
- 8:28take that ship in, look at that holy crap, you know, and
- 8:31uh, it's it's good. That was phenomenal, Like the pacing was immaculate,
- 8:35and I didn't feel like there were slow parts, you know, And
- 8:39I think that's what what the first one that back in the eighties or whatever
- 8:43kind of felt victim too, because it is expansive and it is rich and
- 8:48lower and you really have to take time to take time to let things sink
- 8:52in, and I didn't. Didn't they try to do like the first all
- 8:54the both books in one movie and the yeah, back in the eighties,
- 8:58I think, and I think that's why some culterations had to be made by
- 9:01that director or whoever was writing it, because it's so much to fit in
- 9:05there. There's so much like political patrigue and shit, especially like seeing the
- 9:11second one, and they really do a lot more building out of that world
- 9:16and like the how things are set up, and you know, I'm excited
- 9:22for part three whenever that shows up. Yeah, I mean, you know,
- 9:26they're definitely gonna make it, but just because with I mean, it's
- 9:28already getting all these like praises. But like again, it's one of those
- 9:33movies where today like and it's it's fortunately and unfortunately in some aspects, like
- 9:37we're like big IP movies or movies that make money which it's been. It's
- 9:41been the stigma for the last ten years, which I mean it's actually kind
- 9:45of going away. If anything, not that code was a good thing,
- 9:48but it kind of like made some people be like, hey, I need
- 9:50to just go see a huge summer blockbuster comic book movie for it to be
- 9:54good. Like I haven't seen it, but like even really coming out.
- 9:56I mean I haven't seen anything. We should probably I've heard good about it,
- 10:00that rom com anyone, but you like it's broken all these records and
- 10:05it's like tripled like what it I think I heard like right, like triple
- 10:09like what it was the budget was, and it's like wait for a rocking
- 10:13for a rom com, yeah, which I'm thinking about, like white rom
- 10:16comms are not like expensive, and like there have been some superher movies over
- 10:18the last couple years of like haven't even made like two hundred million dollars.
- 10:22So it's like, well, yeah, and I think that's been Like we've
- 10:24talked about Marvel like ad nauseum on this podcast at some points, but like,
- 10:28yeah, I think that that really kind of cut people by surprise when
- 10:33the Marvel movies really started dipping and really started dipping, not just quality.
- 10:37But you know, uh, upcome. I guess you could say, you
- 10:41know, box office revenue. People are kind of burnt out on those types
- 10:46of movies, and like it's made space for different types of movies to find
- 10:50success. You know, when's the what's the last like big successful comedy that
- 10:54wasn't also an action movie? Right? Oh? God, I didn't even
- 10:56tell you because like we know, have to No, I know, no,
- 11:01I'm saying the only comedy movies I remember going to seeing theaters that were
- 11:05like I'm not gonna say financial success, but like they usually had like Kevin
- 11:11Hart, but then also they had like the Rock or or yeah, but
- 11:16they had like an action star with them, right, you know, to
- 11:18provide that like that like action aspect in it. But in terms of like
- 11:22a pure comedy, I could not tell you. I really. I mean,
- 11:26like Deadpool Springs to Mind is like a comedy that was successful but was
- 11:28also like an action movie, and it was also tied to comic books,
- 11:31you know what I mean, Like it was just a pure comedy. I
- 11:35think the last, like the latest one that I can really think of was
- 11:39probably Ted or like Bridesmaids, and that's been bridesmaid was Bridesmaids. I was
- 11:46in high school. But I mean, honestly, they're probably not It's probably
- 11:48correct, but yeah, Ted would probably be the only one I could think
- 11:50of. Yeah, but no, man, I mean these are the Doom
- 11:56Part two. That's the type of movie that gets me in the theaters,
- 12:01you know, like a event right where you can go in and just get
- 12:05sucked into this movie. You just want to popcorn bucket. You're just made
- 12:09you missed out? Yeah, I just wanted to put my dick in a
- 12:13popcorn becket. Yeah. Anyway, So moving on to the next thing,
- 12:16we'll do that. Jesus, how many popcorn boockets you got? Like that?
- 12:22Enough? Anyway, One thing I want to talk about, and actually
- 12:30just kind of segues a little bit into from Dune. I sent you a
- 12:35photo you did. It's not Jared leto joke. If you've if you go
- 12:45online you can see it. There's a movie coming out called The Crow and
- 12:50it's a remake from the classic nineteen nineties film made by brat Well. I
- 12:56mean I think actually it was producer to Brandon Lee, Bruce Lee's son who
- 12:58actually was killed about by accident on the set of this movie and they released
- 13:03the photo of I don't know which uh what the hell the last name is
- 13:07that Bill scars Guard. I think it's the one that played it right in
- 13:13that Bill. I think it is Bill anyway, So Bill scars Guard's playing
- 13:18the Crow, which was the character Brandon Lee played. And they released some
- 13:22photos from the set, and I mean, I'm excuse, I mean anything
- 13:26Scars Guards and you know the like even the movie could suck, but like
- 13:30the one thing was gonna take Awa from Oha, it's Scars Guards, and
- 13:31it's so it's gonna be like there are always like the highlights of any movie
- 13:33they're in or any show. I mean again, I know you haven't seen
- 13:37uh crap and or yet, but I can't remember saying the dad scars Guard
- 13:45like literally the highlight of the show and like that that everyone isn't a good
- 13:48part of the show. But like like there's there's like he has this like
- 13:50let's just say it's he has like he has the speech off the elevator and
- 13:54if you if you're a stars like I'm talking about where it's like the guy
- 13:58could have been like given like a pep talk for the Emperor but like or
- 14:01for Luke, but either way, you're either like want to run through a
- 14:03brick wall for the guy. Anyway, people are talking about like how this
- 14:09movie looks like shit. Well it's like two photos, but it's like everyone's
- 14:11compared to like Jared Letto's Joker and all this stuff. So the reason I
- 14:15want to talk about this really quick the director of the original Crow, I
- 14:20really don't give a crap about his comments. He thinks it looks like shit.
- 14:22Long story short. The reason I want to talk to you about it
- 14:24so you just saw it doing right, Okay, I'm gonna send you another
- 14:28photo. I forgot the guy's name. I sent you the photo of the
- 14:31big bad guy, essentially Dune's version of Palpatine. If you will, Okay,
- 14:37you know what I'm talking about, the one that Scar's guard plays.
- 14:39Yes, that is Alex. I think it's yes, Alex Schuller. Can
- 14:45I send you a photo? I'm sorry, I know that that is Staling
- 14:50Scars. Can I send you a photo of a man by the name of
- 14:54Alex Proyees. This is the director of the original Crow from nineteen ninety four
- 15:01who says the movie like shit. Movie looks like it looks like shit.
- 15:05Tell me who he looks like, oh Lord, for those who are you
- 15:16sure? Are you sure it's scars Guard that's blaming emperor or whatever the g
- 15:22I don't even think that's okay to say for anyone listening. Literally, just
- 15:26type in Dune Scars Guard and then open another tab and then type in Alex
- 15:31Proys Gods of Egypt Press Tour. You cannot see a different. Was he
- 15:37behind Gods of Egypt. He's directed, He's directed Gods into Egypt, and
- 15:41he blamed the audience and the critics for not understanding what a good movie is,
- 15:50which, by the way, let me I mean again, this is
- 15:52just two dude sitting in on their laptop. So, oh, you didn't
- 15:54make him good movie. But let me read you some of this. Alex
- 16:00Proyes work like no, and he's been like he's been like a very critical
- 16:03guy like he like he doesn't get a lot of work. I was reading
- 16:04about this today because of some shit he said. So he did a movie
- 16:08called well, he's doing Mercy Road it's coming up. That just came out.
- 16:12Uh. Let's see. He did I Robot, which is okay.
- 16:18I remember I was pretty good. He did Knowing with Wilson, with Nichols
- 16:22Cage, he did The Crow, he did Gods of Egypt, which a
- 16:30lot of people are not fans of, and he did a movie called Dark
- 16:33City. Other than that, I don't see anything else. But he's a
- 16:40guy who was like, how do they not like my movie? Like he's
- 16:41like, apparently he's one those guys like how do they not like my arts?
- 16:45Which I mean, hey, everyone's allowed to say what they want.
- 16:45But like, it's like the guys who wrote the movie, Morbius and Madame
- 16:49Webb, like, how do people don't like my Oh? By the way,
- 16:52actually too and I think about it. The guy's Alex Proys Alex proyas
- 16:57Uh directed Gods of Egypt, the guys who wrote More Bias and Men and
- 17:02Webb also wrote outs of makes sense? Really? Is checking them really?
- 17:07Really making it too much sense? Yeah? A little, uh, little
- 17:11on the nose there, But anyway, So yeah, I saw you would
- 17:14enjoy that. But no, I'm glad you had a I'm glad you had
- 17:15a good time with the dude. Its phenomenal. I think you'd really enjoy
- 17:19it. It is just one of those I'm plann to go see it.
- 17:23I mean, we'll see if it's in theaters around me. I'm just kidding,
- 17:26it's gonna be that's the one that's probably gonna be in theaters, right,
- 17:27It's gonna be in theaters for like another month. I mean it's literally
- 17:30just came out technically today. But yeah. At the same time, though,
- 17:36it's like and again it's one of those movies where like other movies like
- 17:40move their stuff because they like, we cannot compete against that or should you.
- 17:45Well, it's interesting because like next summer and if anything, they released
- 17:48it today, like that new Superman movie comes out, but I think the
- 17:52week after, if I'm not mistaken, I believe the week after the New
- 18:00After America comes out, which we'll see because the move's been to move move
- 18:03like five thousand times already. But like it'll be interesting, like how that
- 18:07does that's supposed to restart the whole DC and there he's in Superman. Like
- 18:11the photo came out today of the symbol ifeop were freaking. It's like it's
- 18:12just I mean, it's just a it's just the uh, it's it's just
- 18:17the chess emblem whatever, which is giving very Kingdom come vibes. If you
- 18:22know that stuff, that would be an awesome story to see done well in
- 18:26a movie format because that that story basically for people who don't know it takes
- 18:34place in like a near future mm hmm, where you know, Superman is
- 18:42an old man. You know, a lot of people are, a lot
- 18:45of superheroes are retired basically or like just missing, and there's this new wave
- 18:52of heroes that don't have the same sense of morality right just you know,
- 18:56start killing and it leads to chaos and the old gods come back and to
- 19:03set things right. It's his big War of the Superheroes. It's pretty cool,
- 19:07pretty cool story. So at the same at the same time, though,
- 19:11it's like Lessing's like, we'll see what they do because I like the
- 19:12fact that like and again James Gonne super smart, but they're not doing the
- 19:17whole Okay, Clark's gonna land on a farm in Kentucky or whether it was
- 19:22in Kentucky, Kansas, and then oh, Bruce's parents are gonna get shot
- 19:26when he goes see Zorro. It's like, no, like, you guys
- 19:29have seen this been done to death. We're just gonna start it when like
- 19:30he's already in full swing of things, which is like there's so many stories
- 19:36that haven't you could literally give me the time to shine. I say,
- 19:40you could say, yeah, you could like give us an origin story of
- 19:41like I mean obviously Redo Green Lantern, but like any other, like literally
- 19:47any other but the two, because it's like you could really walk into a
- 19:48coffee shop and go, hey, do you know Batman? Oh yeah,
- 19:52Bruce Wayne his parents got shot? Cool, thank you? Or hey do
- 19:53you know Superman? Yeah he lands some farm? Thank you? Like everyone
- 19:57alien alien? He's an alien. I' let me tell you about some aliens.
- 20:03I'm trying. Yeah, so many. Like but when you're talking about
- 20:07like what do you choose to make a movie out of and spend all that
- 20:10money right and resources into making like, yeah, it's hard to I imagine
- 20:15it being a hard choice to make. Well, that's that's the biggest problem.
- 20:18I mean, it's not just Highway. Everyone's biggest problems. Like they
- 20:21like, for years, they've been spending millions and millions of dollars in all
- 20:23these projects and I didn't make a billion dollars or they would not make anything
- 20:27at all, And then the pandemic hit and it just got worse after that,
- 20:32and now it's like now like, oh, yeah, we did make
- 20:33this for the cheap because again, like there's a reason why, because I
- 20:37don't know if you know this, I forgot. I can't pronounce the director's
- 20:40name. The guy who directed Minus one was a visual effects mainly guy before
- 20:45he directed. He doesn't he's done other couple of things for the notes and
- 20:48stuff like that, but he made the movie for fifteen million dollars allegedly,
- 20:56and he's kind of gone back and forth on no, it was more,
- 20:57or now it was a little ex or it was a little he's actually said
- 21:00it was less. And there's a reason why. Like people from literally Disney
- 21:04and Lucasfilm go, hey, we would like you to come over and explain
- 21:08your how you do so show us how you did that, show us how
- 21:12you show us how you made this thing look like one hundred and fifty million
- 21:15dollar movie. And even Steven Spielberg said he's watched it like four times because
- 21:19he would just he'd understand, like a movie like this can be made for
- 21:22how much? Yeah, Like when you literally got Spielberg saying, hey,
- 21:26that's pretty cool, like it's pretty much software. Did you pirate this movie?
- 21:30So you just use all ai for this. Yeah, so basically we
- 21:37just fired everybody I had to make the Gunzilla movie. Actually, speaking of
- 21:44AI, did you hear about the Willy Wonka Pozzi scheme that happened? No,
- 21:51I was about to read something about this, and it was like,
- 21:53Chuck's probably gonna bring it up, so I waited. I didn't mean that.
- 21:56I literally did not mean the tell me about it. Tell me it's
- 22:00just so I'm just going I'm going off just the basic things I've heard and
- 22:03read from some stuff. So long story short, there was a advertised Willy
- 22:10Wonka experience and they had used Oh yes, I did hear about this,
- 22:15but hold on first before we go into this. Yeah, we have to
- 22:18go back to the picture of Billy Scar's guard talk about as the crow.
- 22:26Why people are mad about it? And I think I know why. It
- 22:30has to do with just one tattoo, which one is the it's the nipple
- 22:37one, Chuck, and I gotta say, probably like, what the fuckna
- 22:45the phone? Look at this tattoo on this guy's nipple that is art.
- 22:59It looks like almost like a Picasso style face, I mean, but also
- 23:06it also looks like handsome squid word a little bit it looks like handsome squid.
- 23:11But you also it's also like crying, it's stripping tears out of his
- 23:18nipple. What about the tears flowing out of his nipple? Did you see
- 23:26like it's actually like dirt tears coming out of his nipple? Art I want
- 23:34to know on his uh left shoulder, I want to know there's like a
- 23:38little tomb, So I wanted what it says under that, just like presuming
- 23:41in I'm trying to see it's so tiny. But just like like again,
- 23:45I didn't know there were tears under his I didn't know his nipple was crying
- 23:48till you mentioned it, right, And then there's like all these red crosses
- 23:52leading down to his his dick root and there's a centipede crawling out. There's
- 23:56a centipede coming out of his pants and look, and then for some reason,
- 24:00there's just like a random eye in the center of his chest. Like
- 24:03Okay, yeah, that's the least egregious tattoo here. No, you're gonna
- 24:07be wrong. I'm I'm a huge I'm a huge crow fan, and I'm
- 24:11excited for this. But like the second I saw it is I literally got
- 24:15instant Jared Lettle joker vibes. By the way, I don't mind cringe.
- 24:18I don't mind Jared Letto's joker. I get why people don't like it,
- 24:22but it's like you gotta keep mind, like a lot of this stuff that
- 24:25was supposed to happen and it got cut, and there's been stuff that's leaked
- 24:27or like extended cuts, and it's like, Okay, it makes it better,
- 24:30but yeah, it it. Yeah. I get trying to make him
- 24:36look edgy, but nothing about a nipple. I thinks, tattoo with tears
- 24:44leaking out of his areola, right, nothing about that. It screams edgy.
- 24:48It's very cringey. Did he have these tattoos before he became the Crow
- 24:53or is this just part of the get up? I thought, no,
- 24:56no, it's supposed to be. He was like a rock star, right
- 24:57and like and then the whole thing happened, and then like he comes back
- 25:00to the white bus, like all those are already on him. I thought,
- 25:03oh, so these are just bad, These are just these are just
- 25:06these are just these are just Oh, hey, run a tour bus and
- 25:08there's a guy who says they do tattoos. See that makes more sense.
- 25:14But it's not a great first because you think you think the devil brings I'm
- 25:18gonna bring this soul back to avenge his you know, his death and his
- 25:22lover, and we're gonna get tatoo. But he has to get all these
- 25:25tattoos to show my presence. So I'm gonna put red crosses and centipedes by
- 25:29his dick, and I'm gonna put a face on his nipple to cry.
- 25:32I love I love the idea that the devil just has terrible taste and tattoos
- 25:38or this is part of your punishment, live an eternity with these shitty tattoos.
- 25:45Oh god, never look good. That's only his chest and like,
- 25:48what's the other one's on his arms? Doesn't have those machine gun Kelly blackout
- 25:56tattoos. Yeah, it's all well, so that artist does a lot of
- 26:03those style of tattoos. Okay, it's hard. It's hard to tell if
- 26:06it's just like a one time painted on things pictures or if it's like permanent.
- 26:11But he had a lot of tattoos beginning with the like again, like
- 26:15people have to do cover up. So I'm like, dude, you literally
- 26:17covered every single thing you had on you not yeah, you didn't even cover
- 26:21it up. You left spaces where you could see it. It's kind of
- 26:23a cool look. But what I want that forever? No? I mean
- 26:30I really can't say ship. This is coming from the guy who has three
- 26:33storm Trooper helmets on his bicep. Yeah, but those aren't those are for
- 26:37more than spiritual purposes only or whatever. The I know you and I have
- 26:41been talking about a tattoo. Do you want to get a crying face on
- 26:45our Yeah? So I'll do half of the face. How about you do
- 26:51you do? You do the right nipple, I'll do the left right,
- 26:55and then we'll stand chest to side by side and make a whole face.
- 27:00Yep, exactly, And we're gonna have We're gonna have them both crying on
- 27:03the far side. Someone we put together that looks like one face is just
- 27:07crying. Yep. And Calen get her asked headed in that same session.
- 27:12Cool, because she'll be so embarrassed. So what is Caitlyn gonna get a
- 27:18crying face on her ass? No, she's not. Wait he wants to
- 27:22are you gonna get a crying face on your butt? Oh? No,
- 27:26she's gonna She's gonna get d c J In her butt. It's an old
- 27:30inside joke between us. Well, I was gonna say, like, there's
- 27:33only what was that? Oh god, dog's hacking. Okay, So moving
- 27:44to the uh who were talking about the crow? He's gonna go back to
- 27:47the crow. We went, We went from crow. We were gonna go
- 27:49into another movie, thank you? Yes, the Willie Wonka. Okay,
- 27:56So Willie Wonka if anything, this this is not speaking of Timothy speaking of
- 28:03crying nipples. Actually let's go on too. Oh man, just lost my
- 28:07spot there it is, Okay. So this random I don't know if I
- 28:11want to say website or company or just some douchebags that have access to an
- 28:17AI program. So what they did was they created this AI looking website essentially
- 28:25and stuff like that, and they made it again it like well like again
- 28:29you've seen the photos online of this create all the crazy AI stuff and essentially
- 28:33what they do is they made it like look like AI decided to just pro
- 28:37all this Willy Wonka stuff out and like come have this full immersive experience Willy
- 28:41Wank like Willi Walker experience if you will, which I mean, hey,
- 28:45the movie just came out. I think it's actually not like available I gone
- 28:47demand stuff like that, but it came and it came out not even not
- 28:49that long ago, and stuff like that. I didn't even know without And
- 28:53apparently people show up and I think it was like six or something like that.
- 29:03This website was advertising this. Oh it was good. There was forty
- 29:07dollars for entry Willie's Chocolate Experience or something crazy like that. Yeah, forty
- 29:11dollars for entry advertised with ai R. The art is insane and what it
- 29:17ended up being it just literally was all these kids show up and it's just
- 29:19a random mass warehouse with like the most cheap, knockoff random piece of just
- 29:26like something bought from like a party city. Yeah, the pictures look like
- 29:32shady as hell, and there was a guy that like that, like some
- 29:36are saying it should be like like Tony Conscious Time was like to be Darby
- 29:40Allen's brother known as the Unknown. It's just some random guy in a black
- 29:42black trench coat with like a silver mask behind a mirror and out just popped
- 29:48out and like the WILLI ONEK is like whoo, Who's that? It's just
- 29:49like and apparently so kids were crying and something because they they showed up all
- 29:53dressed up and they were sobbing. Apparently all they got was a jelly bean.
- 30:00I read that somewhere sing single jelly bean, No chocolate to be found,
- 30:04No chocolate to be found. They had the most the saddest looking girl.
- 30:11Actually I have I can send you these photos. They have the most
- 30:12saddest looking girl dressed up as an oopa lupa who literally look like any person
- 30:18that's like worked at buying a counter, like you don't want to be there
- 30:21because you're dealing with assholes all day, except she's the asshole because she's doing
- 30:25this shtick. Yeah, and I feel bad for these people, but like
- 30:30as soon as I walked in there, I would turn the fuck around.
- 30:33I would. Yeah. I mean, I'm gonna assume they probably did like
- 30:37you gotta pay before you go wing kind of thing, but like some kind
- 30:41of prank. No. I bet these people bought tickets like well in advanced
- 30:44and then oh no, this is definitely what they definitely paid for this wall
- 30:47in Advanced. There's no question, there is zero question that they paid for
- 30:51this advance. One giant gummy bear, one random gum drop in the middle
- 30:56of a cement floor instead of photos. Literally, it literally this, Okay,
- 31:02this is what it literally looks like. It literally looks like you walk
- 31:03into an elementary school and like, h classes, Like, okay, guys,
- 31:07let's try to do it. Will you walk a theme day or something
- 31:08like that, and like even that, even the kids, even the kids
- 31:14that age, can put something together. I mean, the only thing,
- 31:17the only thing that's impressive, honestly is the rainbow like arch thing they have.
- 31:19That's probably the only thing to say, Like the chemistry set looking thing
- 31:23in the open Lumpa's desk looks like the most expensive thing in that whole.
- 31:29Although here's what I gotta ask. There's an actual Wanka chocolate bar signe in
- 31:33there and it's pretty big. So I'm like, where do they get that
- 31:33from? But I'm assuming, I'm assuming if I'm one of whoever owns I
- 31:38think it's Warner Brothers, who ever owns the rights to it. I mean,
- 31:41they got to try to sue or do something with this, but I
- 31:45mean, dude, yeah, because this was not like I mean, these
- 31:48parents, they're gonna try to sue somehow, but it's like, you you
- 31:52paid for an experience, you can't an experience. You can't say you didn't
- 31:57got a experience that it's what involved the capacity of WOOLLI walka. Sure,
- 32:01your kid's got no chocolate and just a single jelly bean, but hey,
- 32:06will they ever forget this? No, because a creepy chrome skeleton reclube,
- 32:13get that that magical candy that tastes like a meatloaf meal. No, you
- 32:16guys all remember you guys all remember the part of Willy Wonka where the creepy
- 32:21skeleton man jumped out from behind a mirror. Right, this is the Willywaka
- 32:27experience. You'll remember the part where instead of like twenty plopas, it's just
- 32:30some random five foot six girl who looks pissed off behind a counter, who's
- 32:37like regretting all of her life choices she probably found out that day. Oh
- 32:43they all this money. She goes, actually, we only paid twenty bucks.
- 32:45We didn't have as many people show as we thought. And then she
- 32:47sees like two hundred people walking, and then she's like, how many jelly
- 32:51beans do we have? Fuck? Oh we only have we only have a
- 32:54single bag. Is your jelly bean? No? No, it's oh,
- 33:00but here's your jelly bean? Do? Can someone please call uber? I
- 33:09need to get the fut of here uber would still probably cost more than the
- 33:16I don't like the look of it. That that was good. So it's
- 33:27gonna be interesting to see the fallout of no I. I mean they haven't
- 33:30said like anything about legal action or anything like that, but this just happened.
- 33:36You know what's gonna come eventually, you know, like we own this
- 33:38America. We're solving more lawsuits and more war one last day I want to
- 33:45talk about it. We can move on to this. Uh, even more
- 33:47random things. Did you hear who opened and only fans recently? Mm?
- 33:54Nope, I can't say that I have. I'll give you ahead actually,
- 34:00actually yeah, I'll give you a hit. You can't see them, dude?
- 34:06What John Cena helping and only fans? Is that real? So John
- 34:12Cena opening only fans? Oh my god? It's for promotional purposes for this
- 34:16movie coming out? Oh Ricky Siniki. But what's funny is again I haven't
- 34:23obviously I don't have an only fans account. It's nothing crazy. But what's
- 34:28funny though, And this is where they're smart. So they're posting the post
- 34:32online without the pictures. Obviously it was like, hey, you want to
- 34:35come see the post? You obviously coming and pay for whatever, but they're
- 34:38putting the titles in there, so it's literally like John Cena does a cream
- 34:42pie or some shit like, oh my god, you can go pretty uh
- 34:50pretty crazy. And I actually have some of the photos because of course the
- 34:53ship leaks and it's just John Seena a black T shirt just doing stuff.
- 35:00So there's literally one called John Cena with or not or Ricky Siniki playing with
- 35:05playing with blue balls, okay, cream pie skin care routine. Oh my
- 35:13god, what's another one scissoring? But it's just him cutting a piece of
- 35:19paper. Keep in mind, people to pay for this. I think he
- 35:23might do the free they might do the food, but I don't think so.
- 35:27And then what's the other one putting all six six inches of this bad
- 35:30boy in my mouth and it's just him eating a sandwich, which, hey,
- 35:38it's smart marketing. I mean, it's a movie that's coming out for
- 35:40free on Prime anyway. But hey, like I mean, that's that's the
- 35:43name of the game that you gotta get. You gotta get that, you
- 35:45know, promotion to like get people entice to watch you, because especially when
- 35:49on streaming, if it's not a huge hit, say like a Oh god,
- 35:54what's like I'm not gonna want to say. I mean, stranger things
- 35:58obviously to go to it's a show. But like with how big of a
- 36:00hit it was, it obviously led to more seasons and more success. Like
- 36:05it's just like one of those things like where if it comes out on a
- 36:07Friday and no one's talking about it that Sunday, it's a bust. It's
- 36:12in most aspects. So yeah, so what's gonna be the Chucks Canteen of
- 36:16viral moment viral marketing? What does me the Chuck Scanteen viral moments? Oh
- 36:22god, maybe Kayle and I will just happen to be somewhere. Maybe will
- 36:25happen to be at Disney. And then for some reason, uh, this
- 36:31guy just freaks out Caitlin and I just you know, being a man and
- 36:36hurby my wife. I beat the ship out of the guy and ends up
- 36:37being Dan Houser for some reason, I don't know, maybe really wild beat
- 36:44the shit out of Dan Housing. He obviously cursed me. But speaking of
- 36:46Disney, I heard this crazy story. I was listening to a podcast.
- 36:51You ever listen to dumb people Town? No, it's the Score Brothers and
- 36:54they have a co host Dan Oh god, it's his fucking name. Last
- 37:01name, Daniel van Kirk. He's actually a guy from Chicago, Chicago area
- 37:09comic. Uh. Great guy talks about on the podcast. Talks about it
- 37:15like a lot of Wisconsin and Chicago northern Illinois centric things that are really fucking
- 37:21funny to hear. Anyway, they had Brad Williams. Then he was talking
- 37:27about a time when he worked at Disney World. He was kind of like
- 37:30the Barkers. Yeah, oh god, apparently uh, and he was kind
- 37:37of one of those guys that is like the wrangler for the the characters.
- 37:43Right, He's kind of, you know when they have all the photo ops
- 37:45and it's like, okay, time Nicky's got to go take a break.
- 37:49Him be like the escort for the yeah. Yeah, but he tells his
- 37:52story. He tells his story, Chuck, and I'm not even making this
- 37:55up. He's he has this huge line of people to see Mickey Mouse and
- 38:00next time to switch the switch the people out and he's like, all right,
- 38:05everybody, Mickey will be right back. He's gonna go get some lemonade
- 38:07or something. And these in this foreign family, uh, you know,
- 38:15either there's like a language barrier. They're just like really impatient or whatever.
- 38:17They don't understand what's happening, and they're like Mickey, Mickey, Mickey,
- 38:22and Mickey turns and they literally throw their baby at Mickey and Nicky thankfully catches
- 38:30the baby. They sneak a picture and then they're like all right, thank
- 38:36you, and they go go away and literally Brad tells it where like that
- 38:39that guy took the rest of the day off. He immediately just broke down
- 38:44in tears when he got behind door. Can't blame him. I mean,
- 38:46like, you're right, needs the picture, Nickey Mouse. That bad?
- 38:52That would be That would literally be like again, they'd be like going to
- 38:54like a wrestling show or like a red carpet event, you know. And
- 38:59like, of course, like you always see like the like the crazy photos
- 39:00of like always people like sign my thing or take a photo with me.
- 39:04It's like like they're like reaching like both hands over their phone and sharpie's and
- 39:07shit, And I'd be like, hey, Dwayne Johnson, huh, catch
- 39:10you just chuck your newborn child for no freaking reason, Like it's a good
- 39:15picture unless he drops the baby. Yeah, but you imagine trying to catch
- 39:21anything with those big fucking glove costume hands. Not even that just be like,
- 39:25Okay, I'm just here doing my thing. All of a sudden,
- 39:27Wait a minute, baby, is that a human being be in front of
- 39:30me? Like? What the fuck? Like what I just again, it's
- 39:36like like what goes through someone's mind just to be like, oh no,
- 39:38Mickey. I mean not like there's fifteen other freaking photo wops that parked for
- 39:44Mickey Mouse. I mean not mini moles. Don't get me that star in
- 39:46that story, but like seriously, like what the hell is wrong with people?
- 39:51Oh my god, it's just it's just I'm not gonna lie. When
- 39:52you mentioned Brad Williams, I thought this. I thought this story was gonna
- 39:57go a lot more south than that. But again, it's so pretty fun
- 40:00up. But well, I'm just glad that the person in the Mickey Mouse
- 40:02costume wasn't a volleyball player, because that could have just gone It could have
- 40:07just instinctually gone for I don't know, a bump set or a spike and
- 40:10none of it has been good. Or a person who usually plays football or
- 40:15soccer because they don't use use their hands, and then they would really ye
- 40:17would have been naturally also just like they use like a you need to like
- 40:21pop it up in the header. Jesus, that has been funny. But
- 40:28no, yeah, but no, but yes anyway, oh god, we've
- 40:32We've gone from Dune where you're your your your mini slurp to Dune to crying
- 40:38Nipples to Johnson or not Johnson what I mean, yeah, John Cena but
- 40:43also cry nipples and then John Seena's only fans to Mickey Mouse catching babies.
- 40:49I really don't know where else we can go from here. Yeah, it's
- 40:52kind of a kind of a wild ride we've been on here. Yeah,
- 40:55I mean this is episode one hundred and fifty four too as well. And
- 41:00then you eat he talked about sauces. Oh yeah, yeah so and then
- 41:07we get out of here. So Patrick knows. I've been a bitch most
- 41:10of my life when it comes to spicy food, and as I've gotten older,
- 41:15I've been trying to really get like more into spice, not not like
- 41:19spices like I spiced put seasons and in my food. I'm not not a
- 41:22fucking but the heat, the heat, yes, the flago thank you and
- 41:35whispering something and h or couple has been like really trying to get into like
- 41:39spicy foods and like really just trying to like increase my palate, if you
- 41:43will. And uh, my father in law really loves she knows any I'm
- 41:49going with the story. She loves he loves jerseys MIC's pepper relish. Yes,
- 41:54yes, yes, yes, yes, And it is something him and
- 42:00I have had many conversations about. And then one day we're at his house
- 42:05and he made burgers. And I've had it and I've had it a couple
- 42:07of times on Jersey Mike sandwiches and it's good. It's got a kick,
- 42:09but it's really good. But we were at his house one time and he
- 42:13made burgers and he's like, just try it on a burger, and I'm
- 42:15like, yeah, sure, okay, I'll try it. It was actually
- 42:17really damn good. I'm like, all right, this is weird. But
- 42:21it was one of those things where I put it on after I had put
- 42:22like the ketchup and the mustard. I was like, okay, kind kind
- 42:24of like threw off a little bit for me. But then the other day,
- 42:30for some reason, I haven't made Jersey mics. I got a free
- 42:32sandwich after I got my hair cut, which that's just the right. We'll
- 42:35end here in a second because I got to talk to you about how my
- 42:37guy would cut my hair beat the shit out of me. I'm not joking.
- 42:46I'm not lying. He beat the ship out of me. I like
- 42:50having Kaitlin in the background. It's nice having the background. He loves hearing
- 42:57your because you lie, I'm not lying. Were you? Were you there?
- 43:05What do you? What do you mean? Hold on, let me
- 43:07tell the let me tell the sauce story, and then we'll get there to
- 43:09get the sauce. Is dad like elbows. That's hot sauce. That's good.
- 43:15That's nobody. Also, he got me the Saint Elmo's sauce because it's
- 43:21freaking delicious hottail sauce. Yes, why Actually, Tyler got me into and
- 43:23I had it once or twice. It was really good. But then her
- 43:25dad's really horse radish in there. That's different from like a pepper sauce.
- 43:30Yeah, that's really good. So anyway, it's gotta kick. It's literally
- 43:37not hot cherry peppers. It's hot cherry peppers. Okay, So all right,
- 43:40fine tomorrow I'm gonna put it on your set. I'm gonna make you
- 43:44lunch on anything that's fair. Okay, anyway, then, how are you
- 43:49the authority on hot stuff? How are you, Caitlyn? How are you
- 43:57the authority on hot ship if you don't even eat this stuff? Anyway?
- 44:02Seduced to abused? What did she say? Abused? So before we get
- 44:13to that story, long story short, quack, I decided to make them.
- 44:17I made a breakfast sandwich the other day I made. Oh yeah,
- 44:21I made made Okay, fine, let me get just a long story because
- 44:28you're making a ultra interrupting me, she said, long story short. I'm
- 44:31gonna tell you every ingredient that I made a breakfast sandwich with toasts, eggs,
- 44:37sausage, patties, one slice, one specifically of prolog cheese. And
- 44:40then Caitlyn, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
- 44:49back up, back up, back of what kind of bread was it?
- 44:51Uh? Multi grain wheat nice? Yes? Yes? What kind of bread?
- 44:55Yes? What kind of bread? I'm answering this question. And then
- 45:00Kaylin, she got me realatedto this, but she loves the everything bagel seasoning.
- 45:04So what I did was I put it. I put the everything bagels.
- 45:07This is definitely a long story. Now, I put the everything bagel
- 45:08seasoning on the bread. Would you say you drizzled it or you gave it
- 45:13a dash? I gave it a couple of dashes. I like that.
- 45:15I like I like that, like that flavor. So anyway, so then
- 45:19what I did was I cooked the eggs and stuff like that, and then
- 45:21I put the cheese on the eggs. Right, I'm an over easy guy,
- 45:27or scramble, yeah, this one, this case, it did over
- 45:30easy. So then what I did was, right when the cheese started to
- 45:31melt, I put that bad boy run on the toast on top of everything
- 45:35season so the cheese would melt into the bread, into the everything bagel sees,
- 45:38so it would stick so whenever I would take a bite, it would
- 45:40fall off everywhere so slowly. Then I put the sausages on there. And
- 45:45then for some reason I decided and I decided to put the jersey Mike's sauce,
- 45:52the relish on the sandwich. And I'm not shooting you. I can
- 45:55never now not have that sandwich without relish. It was that damn it was
- 46:00so good. What was that Saturday? Yeah? So good Saturday. It
- 46:06was that I ate that Saturday morning for breakfast and then for dinner. I
- 46:10made the exact same thing good day. And then I made my other sandwich
- 46:16I make, which is just turkey, cheese, salami, and spicy pepperoni.
- 46:22And I put on that too, And guess what you did? It
- 46:23was just as good. Put it on everything. But I'm gonna put that
- 46:28shin on everything. I mean, sorry, reds a little bit in your
- 46:31mouth before you go to sleep. I'll use it to brush my teeth.
- 46:37Take a few rips of it before you go work out. Because anyway,
- 46:44now to the story, Now to my story of how I got your harrowing
- 46:49experience. No, so I like it. I like it. I survived.
- 46:54Start that story with no, you don't let me finish. Jesus woman,
- 47:01I love you. Sorry. Uh. I love when my sister cuts
- 47:08my hair because she does a kick ass job. She went to school for
- 47:12it, she's been a manager, she's done all that stuff. Obviously,
- 47:15they're having two kids. It's harder. Plus with my job, it's harder
- 47:17for me to like just find time. I mean, it's my own accord,
- 47:20but like I'm the one that I have no excuse. She has two
- 47:22kids, for Christ's sake. So anyway, so I was my hair was
- 47:27getting out of control. It was fucking lawn. It wasn't as like long
- 47:30as like that. There's that one photo I have in me where it was
- 47:31like the I like let a girl for like eight months and I by time
- 47:35was done. I hated it. So anyway, so I go to Great
- 47:38Clips because I get a pretty easy haircut, you know, one on the
- 47:42sides and back and just cut off a couple of inches off the top and
- 47:44make it look nice and pretty. So I get there and I had checked
- 47:46an online and it said it was a forty five minute wait. I'm okay,
- 47:50I'll wait twenty minutes. And I go in and I go in there
- 47:53and there's a very tiny woman she checks me in, and then there's this
- 47:58older guy maybe I would have to say like late sixties or whatever. Second
- 48:02I walk in, he is just bitching up a storm. He, I
- 48:07guess is the manager of this Great Clips and he's just saying, we had
- 48:09four people call in today. YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA. A
- 48:14lot of story short. When might get my hair cut, it usually takes
- 48:15at most fifteen minutes stops. This took five minutes. Dude. This guy
- 48:21was literally just going over my entire my entire fucking scalp and I'm just sitting
- 48:28here like this is like it got to the point I'm like like like it
- 48:31was literally like just just taking like a rake and just scraping it through your
- 48:35hair. Like not that was painful, but he was just going that fucking
- 48:37quick, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I'm not
- 48:39gonna lie to you. At first, I was getting worried because the way
- 48:42he was cutting my hair. At first, it literally like I had a
- 48:44bowl cut, Like okay, literally this hot. Look your hot? You
- 48:49know how your bar DEM's hair in no country for old man. No,
- 48:52I know exactly what it looked like. It's the one clip of the wrestling
- 48:58fan, you know, the one of talking about that looks exactly like you.
- 49:02Oh, no, the the crazy I have my phone died so I
- 49:10can't send me. Oh I know who you're talking about. This guy was
- 49:14famous because I'm fucking Jim camera just having to drive by and to see this
- 49:17guy fucking lose in his mind. No, I don't know it looked like
- 49:22that, but because he only did the sides in the back and like the
- 49:23top's head like dragged down because he's sprayed and shit, and I'm getting worried.
- 49:29I'm like all right, and it got to the point I'm like,
- 49:30all right, I'm gonna like I'm I'm like, I'm you know, I
- 49:34mean, like I don't I'm not afraid. I don't like confort I mean,
- 49:37I'm not afraid of confrontation. I just don't want to do it.
- 49:40But I was gonna point, I'm all right, I need to say something.
- 49:44And then all of a sudden, he takes like a pair of scissors
- 49:45and just starts cut the top of my hair, and I'm like, oh,
- 49:47THISX looks pretty good. But then for some reason, after that he
- 49:52literally for like the next ten minutes or the next like two minutes. After
- 49:55the first two minutes, he proceeds just to cut my hair and he goes,
- 49:59how's thatthing? Like, oh looks, oh wait, let me just
- 50:00square the whole back again, like we squared the back, okay. Cool.
- 50:05He proceeds to take the trimmer, puts like a guard on it,
- 50:07and just does the whole this is over my entire fucking head wow, while
- 50:13the whole wow, the whole time, While the whole time he is bitching
- 50:17that four people honest staff called out eternally. Yes, there is a there's
- 50:24a certain discomfort when you're getting your hair cut or you're at the dentist or
- 50:29whatever, and you can tell that this person is upset and they're like operating
- 50:32on your body somehow. I mean, like you wouldn't feel good about it.
- 50:37You wouldn't feel good if like when you and Caitlin were getting married,
- 50:39all of a sudden, the priest or the person doing the ceremony was just
- 50:43like, we fucking go again, dude, feel good about your experience.
- 50:47I don't do that really, Like no, no, I get what you're
- 50:52saying, like or like what is it in uh in space balls? You
- 50:57know when that end? When they when they find when they do the ceremony
- 50:59again, we all gathered here today again exactly like if you go out to
- 51:06a restaurant and you you your waitress comes up and she's like, how are
- 51:10you guys? Doing what you how are you? You know, Like I'm
- 51:15the type of person to be like, you know, if you're if you
- 51:16need to come back after a little bit, like you to take a break,
- 51:21ad, just get some waters, be come of cocktails. We're good
- 51:23good, you know, but it makes you feel like you did something wrong
- 51:25even though you just showed up. You just showed up, and you just
- 51:29you just have to be on the crosshairs, right right. Yeah, Well,
- 51:31I'm glad you made it through that experience. I'm glad. I thank
- 51:35you. I appreciate that you care so much that I made through that horrific,
- 51:37horrendous experience, just that trying tribulation that you you had, you know
- 51:45what I mean, like you could have it could have gone it could have
- 51:49gone south. And we're not talking shit at all, but it could have
- 51:52gone south really quick. So I'm so glad you have such a supportive household
- 51:58to go back to after I do. We have. I have my beautiful
- 52:00wife, I have my dog, I have my two cats, and we're
- 52:04watching another dog work currently and uh yeah, we bought a zoop. Thank
- 52:08god, thank god that you've made it through because like if if you,
- 52:14I don't know, like this isn't happened. Man, Like you just got
- 52:17like a bad haircut after all that, Like, bro, I did a
- 52:25bang up job I got I mean, I got one compoint right, There's
- 52:30something about having your haircut by an old man. Because I had just got
- 52:34my haircut by an old man, an old barber who's been doing it for
- 52:37years. There's something about the sturdy, steady hands that just makes I don't
- 52:45know, it makes for a good haircut, right, No disrespect to newer
- 52:49hairdressers or anybody in the field, but like the studied hand of an aged
- 52:54barber. Yeah, it's a double edged sword. Because then like you get
- 53:00in a situation like Chuck was in, and all of a sudden, you're
- 53:01you're a sailor on Captain Ahab ship, and it's just like what, Yeah,
- 53:07this guy's still all right to be doing this at this point, Like
- 53:12I'm starting to question some of these decisions in his retirement like five years ago.
- 53:15But he doesn't roll left. He just never leaves go home. Why
- 53:21why was James so aggressive? We mean, James, James just got my
- 53:24hair. James has been dead for four years, cleared by a ghost that
- 53:34lord, I don't know if that well, we should start writing shows.
- 53:37We start writing shows. We'll just there sketches. We'll sell a bunch of
- 53:40shows to fucking CBS, try to Actually they already have a ghost show.
- 53:45We'll sell it to Fox. Damn. It's either that we start prepping for
- 53:50doomsday and we kids get on that show. Oh God, at any rate,
- 53:55we'll get out of here. Uh you got anything you want to plug?
- 53:58Push promote telling you what to fuck off before we got here. Go
- 54:01see Dune Part two? Awesome, awesome movie. Uh, go read a
- 54:07book. Yes, it's starting to warm up, go outside, go soaking
- 54:13some fight right now out but yes later, not right now, but like
- 54:16soon, it'll be warm soon, soon, soon. This weekend is supposed
- 54:20to be pretty nice, So go outside, go touch some grass, um
- 54:27and yeah. For more from the Chucks Cantina collective, thank you, but
- 54:36that is og page and Patrick, I am your favorite apartment host where you
- 54:38want to call me Chuck? That is my better half behind me, my
- 54:42wife Caitlin. You either you want to say beautiful words beautiful words as always
- 54:47been fine as that pictures riveting or god you always finds it odicture. You
- 54:52can find us at Chucks Cantina Chucks kant g ball dot com. We'll sign
- 54:57out this week. Thank you again, take care of guys and does Patrick's
- 55:00said go outside has some fun or is a great time with McGuire said,
- 55:02go outside and play. Yeah,