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Hour 3 - Eating Venison · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka. It's our numb birth three. Our number
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Speaker 1: three is here and the Milwaukee Bucks are on life support.
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Speaker 1: How do you evaluate the Bucks' situation without Dame Lillard?
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Speaker 1: It seems like he's going to be out for a
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Speaker 1: long time with a major injury. Also, if dumped by
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Speaker 1: the Bucks, do you see Doc Rivers getting another coaching
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Speaker 1: gig in the NBA? And what is your Riakshawan to
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Speaker 1: Jaw Morant saying he had the thunder figured out and
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Speaker 1: that he if he hadn't gotten hurt, the series would
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Speaker 1: be tied up instead of a sweep in favor of Oklahoma.
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Speaker 1: We'll parse the words of Jah Morant. We'll get to
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Speaker 1: that and more right now here.
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Speaker 2: It is our number three on this Monday, Indiana pacing
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Speaker 2: themselves as they eat all that delicious venison the roadkill.
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Speaker 1: Would be so our lead this hour is from the
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Speaker 1: four to one four and that was the site of
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Speaker 1: Game number four between the Bucks and the Pacers. That
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Speaker 1: was the nightcap on a full day of playoff activity,
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Speaker 1: Milwaukee looking to even things up with Indiana trying to
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Speaker 1: be two to two in this series.
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Speaker 3: And that was it.
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Speaker 1: Now.
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Speaker 3: I don't if you saw the game or not.
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Speaker 1: Maybe you tuned out, you saw enough basketball during the day,
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Speaker 1: or you just turned off the TV all day.
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Speaker 3: I've known, well, we watch it's our good mitsch of
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Speaker 3: the day.
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Speaker 1: We watched so you would not have to and how
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Speaker 1: did that turn out? Well, let's hear yet. Miles Turner
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Speaker 1: had twenty three points. Tyrese Haliburton, the most overrated player
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Speaker 1: in the NBA, as voted by his peers, the most
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Speaker 1: overrated player seventeen points, fifteen assists, and a partridge in
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Speaker 1: a paar tree and the Pacers in All you Can
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Speaker 1: Eat Buffe of Venison.
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Speaker 3: They cream the Bucks one twenty nine.
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Speaker 1: To one to OZHO three in the final and they
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Speaker 1: now are up three games to one, one win away
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Speaker 1: from advancing. The Indiana basketball team can eliminate the Milwaukee
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Speaker 1: basketball team in the first round for the second consecutive year,
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Speaker 1: and the game five will be on tomorrow Tomorrow night,
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Speaker 1: Tuesday night, Tuesday night in Indianapolis. Now, the better story
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Speaker 1: is in the losing locker room, and there's not much
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Speaker 1: to talk about from a strategic standpoint when the game
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Speaker 1: was as lopsided as this, So it's the subplot that
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Speaker 1: gets our attention. The Bucks, Yeah, they've lost eight straight
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Speaker 1: road playoff games, and the last five to Indiana, and
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Speaker 1: we'll get to that on Tuesday.
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Speaker 3: However, the subplot is the way to go.
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Speaker 1: Milwaukee lost guard Dame Lillard, Damian Lillard, to a lower
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Speaker 1: left leg injury. Lillard knocked out Dame time was helped
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Speaker 1: off the court a non contact injury he suffered their
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Speaker 1: midway through midway through the first quarter. The preliminary reports
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Speaker 1: coming out of Wisconsin are turnout the last the parties over. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Pop goes the Achilles, unfortunately for Damian Lillard. So let
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Speaker 1: us discuss the question, how do you evaluate the buck
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Speaker 1: situation seemingly without Dame Lillard going forward and what this
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Speaker 1: all means in the big picture. So I've got National
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Speaker 1: Weather Service, traveling salesmen, and Kellogg's and we will combine
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Speaker 1: all of these things together and we are going to
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Speaker 1: have some delicious soul food. Now, we have a listener
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Speaker 1: who makes wonderful soul food in Milwaukee. He didn't call anymore,
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Speaker 1: but he said he still listens every once in a while.
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Speaker 1: I So, first of all, obviously this thing stinks. It's terrible.
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Speaker 1: People were asking did anyone pick Damian Lillard in the
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Speaker 1: NBA Basketball injury Bengo thing.
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Speaker 3: I have not checked. I don't know that he was picked.
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Speaker 1: He was not even guaranteed to play in this particular postseason,
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Speaker 1: made the blood clot issue and he came back and
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Speaker 1: all that stuff. But hey, listen, we talked a lot
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Speaker 1: about dam Lillardover's career. Obviously, he's one of the better
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Speaker 1: players in the NBA. We enjoyed watching him when he
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Speaker 1: played with the Blazers, and never as good. He's only
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Speaker 1: been in Milwaukee, the Cream City there a short amount
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Speaker 1: of time, but never got to the level he was
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Speaker 1: at on the Oregon Trail, not even close. But in
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Speaker 1: terms of the big picture, like this is absolutely one
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Speaker 1: of those pivot points. You're at a fork in the
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Speaker 1: road if you're the Bucks, and if the initial reports
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Speaker 1: are true. In these non cocked non contact injuries are
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Speaker 1: almost always always shredded to kill it. Like I'm not
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Speaker 1: a doctor, I can play one on the radio, just
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Speaker 1: based on non contact injury lower leg injury.
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Speaker 3: Pop gozy Achalles.
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Speaker 1: That's how it is. So it's a it's a GC situation,
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Speaker 1: game changer situation is what it is. And the National
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Speaker 1: Weather Service would issue a red flag warning for the
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Speaker 1: Bruce City. The wings of change are howling at this
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Speaker 1: particular point, your strong gusts of wind blowing through Wisconsin
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Speaker 1: and the sound you heard also was the window officially closing.
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Speaker 1: Now I would argue that the window for the Bucks
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Speaker 1: was closed the moment Doc Rivers walked in, that that
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Speaker 1: was it. That Nana, nana, nanna, hey, goodbye. When you
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Speaker 1: hired Doc Rivers, you're not really trying to win, you
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Speaker 1: just you're just not so the Bucks franchise, as the
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Speaker 1: late Kobe Bryant would say, flying through some dark clouds
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Speaker 1: right now. And Doc Rivers has a excuse. I know
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Speaker 1: he's not totally upset about this because he now has
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Speaker 1: an alibi when the Bucks lose. And well, if only
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Speaker 1: if some buts were candy and nuts, then we would
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Speaker 1: have won. If only only Dame Lillard stayed healthy, we
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Speaker 1: lost because of that. And he'll be decommissioned as the
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Speaker 1: coach or the Bucks. He'll be gone. Giannis Identakoombo is
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Speaker 1: going to be pressured to enter the portal, the transfer portal,
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Speaker 1: and you go somewhere else and start anew outside of
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Speaker 1: a Bucks uniform. And so expect the summer of the
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Speaker 1: Greek Freak that's coming to a radio show and a
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Speaker 1: podcast near you, The summer of the Greek Freak with rumors, daily,
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Speaker 1: daily rumors. Then he'll be headed here, there and everywhere.
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Speaker 1: Of course, all big markets, all big markets. You'll hear
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Speaker 1: Giannis loves the beautiful weather in Miami, but he has
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Speaker 1: a friend that lives in Brooklyn, and he's always liked
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Speaker 1: shopping on Rodeo Drive, and hear all that, all that stuff,
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Speaker 1: you're not going to hear Giannis really wants to play
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Speaker 1: in San Antonio because he loves tex mex You won't
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Speaker 1: be hearing that. Or his favorite state capital is Sacramento,
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Speaker 1: and he wants to play for the Kings. You will
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Speaker 1: not be hearing that, So we can promise you all
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Speaker 1: right now. Secondly, so Milwaukee, well they haven't even been
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Speaker 1: eliminated yet.
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Speaker 3: That will happen on Tuesday.
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Speaker 1: Already, there are odds out on where Doc Rivers will
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Speaker 1: be coaching next, and it's not Milwaukee. The offshore gambling
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Speaker 1: market has the Kings and Grizzlies as the betting favorite
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Speaker 1: at plus six point fifty, with the Denver Nuggets, Oh god.
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Speaker 3: May they hired? May they hire Doc Rivers?
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Speaker 1: The Denver Nuggets and the Suns also listed on the odds.
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Speaker 1: So question if dumped, and certainly looks like that's going
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Speaker 1: to happen, they'll say it's a mutual decision because Doc
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Speaker 1: doesn't want to coach there if they can't win, not
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Speaker 1: that they were gonna win anyway, so it'll be like
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Speaker 1: I want to go some else anyway. So question, if
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Speaker 1: dumped by the Milwaukee basketball team, do you see Doc
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Speaker 1: Rivers getting another opportunity in the NBA? And I'm nodding
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Speaker 1: my head yes. As a distant relative of Nostradamus and
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Speaker 1: friend of Nostradinas, I'm nodding my head yes. Why Doc
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Speaker 1: Rivers is the greatest traveling salesman in basketball now. The
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Speaker 1: product he sells is snake oil. People like buying snake oil.
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Speaker 1: They love the snake ole. Doc Rivers is a silver
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Speaker 1: tongued devil. Okay, he's a silver tongue devil. He's a
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Speaker 1: smooth talker, he's debonair. He is a charmer. And the
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Speaker 1: thing that Doc has been able to master is the
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Speaker 1: hardest part is getting the job. He's proven he can
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Speaker 1: get the job from Orlando to Boston, to the Clippers,
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Speaker 1: to the Sixers, the Bucks, all these jobs he's had
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Speaker 1: over the years. He gets into a room with an
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Speaker 1: owner and it's this Bengali effect. He puts them under
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Speaker 1: a spell, and he's he has to mesmerize these rich
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Speaker 1: people and they hire him right away. Since the Celtics
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Speaker 1: won what is the hardest championship of all time, the
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Speaker 1: Boston Celtics with Paul Pierce when they won the eight championship.
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Speaker 1: Since then, since twenty oh eight, in playoff games, Doc
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Speaker 1: Rivers is three games under five hundred his teams of
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Speaker 1: four to eighty nine winning percentage, and in playoff series
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Speaker 1: nine and thirteen, it's about to be nine and fourteen
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Speaker 1: after the Bucks will lose here. But that only tells
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Speaker 1: you part of the story. Now, for the rest of
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Speaker 1: the story is the late great radio man Paul Harvey
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Speaker 1: said back in his day, the rest of the story.
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Speaker 1: Doc Rivers is the worst big game coach in NBA history.
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Speaker 3: That is not my opinion, that is a fact. What
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Speaker 3: is my evidence?
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Speaker 1: Doc Rivers teams have never won a game seven on
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Speaker 1: the road. Ever, Doc Rivers teams hold the NBA record
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Speaker 1: for the most game seven losses all time. But wait,
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Speaker 1: there's more. Doc Rivers teams are sixteen and thirty three
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Speaker 1: in games where they have three wins and a seven
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Speaker 1: game series sixteen and thirty three, an NBA record thirty
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Speaker 1: two losses in close out games in Doc Rivers' career,
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Speaker 1: thirty two thirty two losses in close out games. He's
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Speaker 1: lost seven series when leading three games to two and
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Speaker 1: twelve series when holding a series lead. Both of those
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Speaker 1: NBA records for futility. Doc Rivers, by the way, I'm
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Speaker 1: not done, only coach to blow three three to one
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Speaker 1: series leads. No one's come close to that. Doc is
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Speaker 1: at the very top. And the constant theme of Doc
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Speaker 1: Rivers coach teams, star players underachieving in big games, and
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Speaker 1: the common denominator is Doc Rivers the biggest stars he's coached.
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Speaker 1: He ruined the Lob City Clippers, one of the most
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Speaker 1: fun teams you could possibly have, and Doc rivers influence
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Speaker 1: the players underperformed, the Milwaukee Bucks, underperforming the Boston Celtics.
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Speaker 1: They won a championship, they still underperformed. The Philadelphia seventy
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Speaker 1: six ers with Joel Embat underperformed in big games. And
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Speaker 1: so here you go, all right now final, Fuck oh Oklahoma,
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Speaker 1: we go to Oklahoma City. Not Oklahoma City has advanced.
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Speaker 1: If you look at your big board, they have moved on.
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Speaker 1: Here at Thehoma City Thunder sweeping the Memphis Grizzlies in
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Speaker 1: the first round of the Western Conference playoff matchup. However,
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Speaker 1: a Jah Morant, he went into wild fantasy land. Ja
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Speaker 1: Morant believes it might have gone down differently had he
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Speaker 1: not left Game three with an injury. He missed Game
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Speaker 1: four also with a left hip bruise, and so he
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Speaker 1: missed a.
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Speaker 3: Part of game three in game four. So I don't
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Speaker 3: even saw this or not.
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Speaker 1: But what is your reaction to Jahn Morant saying that
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Speaker 1: he had the thunder figured out? That was a quote
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Speaker 1: figured out, and had he not gotten hurt, the series
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Speaker 1: would be tied up to two? All right, So my reaction?
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Speaker 3: What do you think?
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Speaker 1: My reaction?
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Speaker 3: I mean, you asked me a question like that. What
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Speaker 3: do you think I'm gonna say?
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Speaker 1: John Moran is doing an impersonation of the Kellogg's Fruit
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Speaker 1: Loops mascot. He is parroting Jimmy Butler. Does that not
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Speaker 1: sound like Jimmy Butler? How about this one? John Morant
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Speaker 1: is saying that because he wants to be traded. That's
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Speaker 1: what got Jimmy Butler in hot water with pat Riley.
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Speaker 1: Remember last year the Miami Heat in the playoffs first
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Speaker 1: round series against Boston and it was a five gamer,
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Speaker 1: five gamer for the Celtics, and after that series was over,
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Speaker 1: Jimmy Bucket said, if I was playing, Boston would.
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Speaker 3: Be at home New York. Damn sure would be home
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Speaker 3: as well. He used to curse word as well.
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Speaker 1: He said those comments led to the eventual divorce of
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Speaker 1: Jimmy Butler from Miami. So could it be that John
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Speaker 1: Morant said that as a way to upset someone, some
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Speaker 1: hardliner in memphisis front office to relocate to another destination.
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Speaker 1: Inquiring minds, we'd like to know, or is John Morant
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Speaker 1: just that of twos? That's another option. It is the
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Speaker 1: of the day. Someone had their blank stolen at a
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Speaker 1: passing it around and chugging beer from it.
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Speaker 1: before we pay off the Mallar Riddle of the day.
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Speaker 1: Joe Wright Sin says, I actually thought of you and
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Speaker 1: told my sis you would rip Doc Rivers after the game.
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Speaker 1: I think he will get fired. I would say you
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Speaker 1: said she thought I would think he would get fired.
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Speaker 1: I would say fifty to fifty. Well, Joe, whether they
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Speaker 1: say Doc Rivers is getting fired or not, he's not
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Speaker 1: going to go back. Dame Lillard a killes injury. He's
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Speaker 1: gonna be out all of next season, which is going
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Speaker 1: to lead the trickle down effect. You know how this
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Speaker 1: works that Janis will then end up being traded somewhere else,
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Speaker 1: so he'll be gone, and Doc Rivers like, I don't
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Speaker 1: want to coach a team with a bunch of stiffs,
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Speaker 1: and I'm out, And so he's not gonna be back,
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Speaker 1: whether they fire him or he says, I want to
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Speaker 1: spend more time with my family and leave. Chris writes
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Speaker 1: in he says he's a Detroit guy in Vegas. I
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Speaker 1: gotta say, Ben, I'm bitter, a bitter Pistons fan after
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Speaker 1: the referee debacle, but the winner of this series and
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Speaker 1: the Pacer Bucks series are going to be bride'smaids and
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Speaker 1: not brides, given the dominance of Cleveland and beingtown. However, Chris,
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Speaker 1: remember well that you assume that's true, and you know
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Speaker 1: how this, Well, you're in Vegas. I assume you gamble.
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Speaker 1: You're in Vegas. Why would you live in Vegas if
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Speaker 1: you don't gamble and you're from Detroit. But you get
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Speaker 1: in there if you're the Pistons, not that they're going
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Speaker 1: to come back and beat the Knicks, but if you
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Speaker 1: get into that second round and down the line you
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Speaker 1: play Cleveland and Boston and Jason Tatum steps on someone's
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Speaker 1: foot and twists and ankle or Donovan Mitchell for Cleveland,
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Speaker 1: all of a sudden you find yourself advancing. So you
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Speaker 1: got to be in there to have the change. I mean,
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Speaker 1: we've seen that. We've seen teams that advanced because of injury. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: here's the mallor riddle of the day. Someone had their
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Speaker 1: blank stolen at a padre game and people were passing
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Speaker 1: it around and chugging beer from it. It's the mallor
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Speaker 1: riddle of the day. Let's see, does anyone know the answer?
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Speaker 1: Ring worm medicine very funny from Mallard prop guy, I
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Speaker 1: Late Night drug tester said, delicious cheese curds, which we're
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Speaker 1: do we have, Let's see page then a bottle of
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Speaker 1: The idea that you maybe thought for a split second
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Speaker 1: the answer to the riddle of today someone lost their
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Speaker 1: forty double d brawl and they were passing around drinking
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Speaker 1: beer out of it A Diva cup from Bobby in Florida.
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Speaker 3: Who also we have page Dwan Mark in Queen says.
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Speaker 1: They drank beer passed out a large souper bowl to
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Speaker 1: Pey is what they were drinking out of.
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Speaker 3: Who else do we have?
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Speaker 1: An artificial leg from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Let's see
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Speaker 1: page out cod piece from Nick. The only reason we
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Speaker 1: later all right. Time Now for the answer to the
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Speaker 1: Mallard riddle today, Lorena, someone had their blank stolen at
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Speaker 1: a padre game, and people were passing around and shugging
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Speaker 1: beer from it.
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Speaker 3: That is the riddle. The answer is.
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Speaker 1: Their condom collection. Wow, condom collection. Okay, uh no, that
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Speaker 1: is incorrect. Someone had their shoe stolen.
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Speaker 5: And people were drinking out of their shoes.
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Speaker 1: So lucky and let the record show Larreeda that the
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Speaker 1: first person in this video clip that was sent to
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Speaker 1: me by a listener in San Diego was a woman
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Speaker 1: that drank out of the shoe.
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Speaker 3: How about that.
21:33
Speaker 1: Oh no, let's hear it for the ladies. Let's hear
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Speaker 1: it for the ladies.
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Speaker 3: Come on, man, it's hear it for the women.
21:38
Speaker 1: Yes, well, young lady Dre, she took the shoe and
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Speaker 1: the crowd, the crowd was excited, and she drank right
21:43
Speaker 1: out of it. And then, of course after that, then
21:45
Speaker 1: some drabroni, some dude, some dufists had to do it too,
21:48
Speaker 1: so they passing around the upper upper deck there in
21:52
Speaker 1: San Diego. I'm sure Coop has had nastier things in
21:54
Speaker 1: his mouth.
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Speaker 6: Oh she stole my joke. Yeah, you are solo, that's right.
22:07
Speaker 6: Come on, okay, you don't know what a codpiece is?
22:10
Speaker 1: Do you? You have no idea what a copiece? Is
22:12
Speaker 1: all right. Let's see, blind Scott knows what a codpiece
22:14
Speaker 1: of Blind Scott. When you inform Loreena what a codpiece is,
22:18
Speaker 1: will you let her know.
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Speaker 7: I grew up on Cape cod. Uh. We're talking about
22:23
Speaker 7: the codfish though that catch you the day.
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Speaker 3: You don't even know what a you don't know what
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Speaker 3: a codpiece is.
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Speaker 1: If you go to the ballet and the performers and
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Speaker 1: the men in the ballet, they wear a cod piece
22:35
Speaker 1: to give the appearance that they have more more stuff,
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Speaker 1: shall we say.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, stuff down there, Yeah, stuff like tissues down there
22:44
Speaker 7: for bulge. So it's like a bulge. Bulges are beautiful actually,
22:48
Speaker 7: and men men are very beautiful too. Sometimes in these
22:52
Speaker 7: packages that have been coming, there's small packages and large packages.
22:56
Speaker 7: I'm sending you a package at all, I'm thinking the
22:59
Speaker 7: post office might be holding them like they're probably coming
23:02
Speaker 7: later on. Today. Dude, Manuel was talking about to the
23:04
Speaker 7: Last Tower between Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan's the reason
23:08
Speaker 7: why he says, I mean, I mean, I could agree
23:10
Speaker 7: with him, but he's remembering his childhood. This guy, he
23:13
Speaker 7: can't be like. Magic Johnson was a lot better than
23:15
Speaker 7: Lebron James. Magic Johnson couldn't you know, he didn't stay
23:19
Speaker 7: healthy enough to play and it was terrible what happened.
23:21
Speaker 7: But he couldn't even play in the NBA anymore. The guy,
23:24
Speaker 7: how could he? How could he be better? In this
23:26
Speaker 7: Teltics are just running through the league now, there's nothing
23:29
Speaker 7: even going to be left to the NBA. Nobody cares
23:31
Speaker 7: about Oklahoma City. There was a guy that called Jeffrey
23:34
Speaker 7: that giraffe from Denver, Like, dude, Denver's gonna be knocked
23:38
Speaker 7: out pretty soon too. Like the guy that called last hour,
23:41
Speaker 7: he took he took his car apart. He couldn't call
23:44
Speaker 7: for two months. His neighbors must be like, oh my god,
23:48
Speaker 7: what is puppy doing. He's taking his whole car parts
23:50
Speaker 7: in my front yard and what do do you go
23:53
Speaker 7: like him? What did he go to car? Like jeff
23:55
Speaker 7: do the guy starts working like I would kill that
23:58
Speaker 7: guy if he was my neighbor. Like one other thing too,
24:01
Speaker 7: like some of the people on the show, they've been
24:04
Speaker 7: back to me, like supermarkets, Steve, and I'd like to
24:06
Speaker 7: say like thank you to the guy. I had a
24:08
Speaker 7: joke about what I was going to do.
24:09
Speaker 1: It is well, yeah, by Scott, why have you taken
24:12
Speaker 1: over the show reddit page.
24:13
Speaker 3: What are you doing there?
24:14
Speaker 4: Well?
24:14
Speaker 3: Why are you doing that?
24:15
Speaker 1: People getting upset, They're complaining to me. They're very upset
24:18
Speaker 1: with you. They say that I need to make make
24:20
Speaker 1: some changes on that.
24:22
Speaker 7: I lost my pass for it, so I can't get
24:24
Speaker 7: into reddit right now. All right to poach for like
24:27
Speaker 7: a week and a half. But I'm getting a little
24:30
Speaker 7: so not getting enough. Call to the radio, maybe not
24:32
Speaker 7: on this stings, but I don't have any others. Nobody
24:34
Speaker 7: will take my calls.
24:35
Speaker 1: I don't know why will no one else take your calls?
24:37
Speaker 1: Let's see what we can figure out. Why will no
24:39
Speaker 1: one else take blind Scott's phone calls? Let's see here,
24:43
Speaker 1: why would that be?
24:44
Speaker 7: Nobody wants to because I need them to take more calls.
24:48
Speaker 7: Like I didn't feel safe, like like after the last
24:51
Speaker 7: couple of calls you took last hour, E Dog and Poppy,
24:54
Speaker 7: like I might have to call the goods mending. And
24:56
Speaker 7: it's important to me that I'm able to interact with
24:57
Speaker 7: people socially. I had a really rough weekend. Somebody slammed
25:01
Speaker 7: the door right into my face. They yelled, watch out
25:03
Speaker 7: to open the door for me. I go into seven eleven.
25:06
Speaker 7: I stand in the back for like twenty minutes. No
25:07
Speaker 7: one helps me.
25:08
Speaker 4: Both.
25:09
Speaker 7: It's like half the family of Bovi's Bakery, one of
25:11
Speaker 7: the bakeres in the North End. They helped me, half
25:14
Speaker 7: of them. But I go in there in this political
25:16
Speaker 7: proces that's going on, they're not didn't understand.
25:18
Speaker 1: But I find I thought the guys at seven eleven
25:20
Speaker 1: were your friends. I thought those are your your buddies.
25:22
Speaker 7: They want me to bring you in there?
25:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, well how come you know I've met you several times.
25:26
Speaker 3: You never brought me into the place.
25:29
Speaker 7: Why do you bring him in here? I go? He
25:31
Speaker 7: shows up at like midnight.
25:32
Speaker 1: We had a mallardy seven eleven's open all night. Dude,
25:35
Speaker 1: let me come on.
25:37
Speaker 7: No, no, only because Ben, Here's what happens after eleven.
25:40
Speaker 7: It goes pandemonium around here between eleven and two. You
25:43
Speaker 7: don't want to own a seven eleven and have it
25:44
Speaker 7: open because people go in there and just whip it apart.
25:47
Speaker 7: I'm reaching the there's a real thing, like people are
25:51
Speaker 7: in suit. You're gonna put this nose smashed glass around
25:53
Speaker 7: here too, because you could break people did bus right through.
25:58
Speaker 7: They grab what faith?
26:00
Speaker 8: You know?
26:00
Speaker 3: These people are I feel like we're done. I feel
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Speaker 3: like we're done. I'm done with you.
26:04
Speaker 1: Can I go?
26:04
Speaker 3: Can I go?
26:05
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Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Connor who's in Utah. Hello, Connor,
27:19
Speaker 1: welcome man, my dog. It's well, this isn't Connor hold
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Speaker 1: on a sack here? Well, it says Connor. Why would
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Speaker 1: it say Connor there?
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Speaker 3: This is the great That's that's my last thing.
27:32
Speaker 8: I mean, I mean, don't.
27:35
Speaker 3: This is Jay dog here, this is this is a
27:37
Speaker 3: come on. That's how drunk he is.
27:38
Speaker 1: That's what he told me when the Hey, you're not
27:42
Speaker 1: in jail. You're not in jail though, congratulations, you're.
27:45
Speaker 3: Not in jail.
27:46
Speaker 8: I told Coople, I'm gonna bust the balls because Claymass Lakers.
27:50
Speaker 8: And then that's why he uh gave my real actual name.
27:54
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well what what what? What?
28:01
Speaker 8: Well I'm saying is you don't even know you no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
28:06
Speaker 8: bam you. I want to ask you something about.
28:10
Speaker 3: You don't really you don't really care. You know, you
28:13
Speaker 3: don't know you know.
28:14
Speaker 8: No, you said he said cover Flag is not going
28:17
Speaker 8: to go to Etah Jazz, not fit precharg jazz. Why
28:21
Speaker 8: would you say that when he is No.
28:25
Speaker 1: I think I said that he's not going to turn
28:26
Speaker 1: the Utah Jazz into an amazing player. I think I
28:30
Speaker 1: said something along those lines. Say he's not going to
28:32
Speaker 1: I don't I don't recall saying he's not going to
28:34
Speaker 1: go to the jazz, the jazz they've been taking to
28:37
Speaker 1: try to get.
28:38
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know,
28:40
Speaker 8: I know, I know, I know.
28:43
Speaker 1: He comes to hold hold hold, hold, hold, Felexus. Do
28:48
Speaker 1: you have anything to add here? Felexus? In Buffalo, Americas?
28:52
Speaker 1: I get I gotta go through operation the honey another operation?
28:57
Speaker 1: What is going on with you?
28:59
Speaker 8: I might be the totless drag queen.
29:03
Speaker 1: Are they taking more toes off your foot? Oh?
29:05
Speaker 8: Man?
29:05
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, my left was not getting the right circulation.
29:10
Speaker 4: I gotta go through some kind of bow.
29:12
Speaker 8: Graft next week.
29:14
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear that. Flexis you're you're
29:16
Speaker 1: the seven toed drag queen. Are you going to be
29:18
Speaker 1: the three tow drag queen? Is that what's gonna happen next?
29:22
Speaker 8: I might be just wearing panels?
29:24
Speaker 1: Wow, well, at least you have a good attitude about it,
29:28
Speaker 1: you know, to.
29:30
Speaker 8: A doggie style, you.
29:31
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
29:32
Speaker 3: Okay, nobody wants to see that.
29:35
Speaker 7: What what got a guy from UK?
29:40
Speaker 3: Did they?
29:41
Speaker 1: You don't even know the person's name. I know, what's Harrison?
29:47
Speaker 1: You know you don't know the thing about the draft.
29:50
Speaker 1: Did you notice how they panned to the crowd shot
29:53
Speaker 1: and the people were cheering. They had no idea who
29:55
Speaker 1: was drafted. The crowd was just going wild after every pick.
30:01
Speaker 8: Oh yeah it was.
30:03
Speaker 3: I watched. I watched the first round.
30:05
Speaker 1: I watched more actually than I thought I was gonna
30:06
Speaker 1: watch in the first round and then after that.
30:08
Speaker 3: But nothing you want to say to the guy.
30:10
Speaker 1: And you thought, though, Flexis, you don't want to say
30:11
Speaker 1: anything of the dude in Flexis.
30:13
Speaker 8: Took care of that about Scott Heron.
30:17
Speaker 1: Okay, blind Scott, you're a moron. We hung up on
30:20
Speaker 1: blind Scott. But thank you so Jay Dog got nothing
30:22
Speaker 1: and nothing there for you from Flexus.
30:25
Speaker 8: Flexus. I'll give you a twelve beer.
30:28
Speaker 1: All right, uh, Flexus, hold on sick. Let me put
30:31
Speaker 1: you in that Felexius. You want a twelve pack of
30:33
Speaker 1: beer by the morning.
30:34
Speaker 3: Flexus.
30:36
Speaker 7: I want some weed.
30:37
Speaker 1: We can smoke weed, all right, apparently I want some weed.
30:42
Speaker 8: I can't believe that.
30:43
Speaker 1: I can't help you, not allowed you the beer. Yeah, okay,
30:49
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, all right, r bye bye, hanging
30:52
Speaker 1: up on you. Sorry, Flexus. No weed for you.
30:55
Speaker 8: Oh that's okay.
30:58
Speaker 3: He was posting on your toes.
30:59
Speaker 1: Okay, we want you to you know, we're worried about you.
31:02
Speaker 3: We need you around. What what you pass over?
31:06
Speaker 7: Everything?
31:06
Speaker 1: Like?
31:07
Speaker 4: Good?
31:07
Speaker 1: You got birthday, don't you? Oh you're supposed to know
31:10
Speaker 1: when the birthday. I can't tell you the birthday. I
31:12
Speaker 1: don't talk about that stuff.
31:13
Speaker 5: But I sometimes today, you know, are you.
31:16
Speaker 1: Gonna pop out it's not today. No, it's not today.
31:19
Speaker 1: It's not my birthday.
31:19
Speaker 3: Stop that.
31:20
Speaker 1: It's not my birthday? All right?
31:24
Speaker 3: Is you're premature on that flex. It's bad job by you.
31:27
Speaker 1: You can call up on my birthday and pop out
31:29
Speaker 1: of a cake like you've done in the past. It
31:31
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32:00
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32:04
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33:41
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33:46
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33:49
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33:53
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33:55
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34:01
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34:04
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34:08
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34:14
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34:17
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Speaker 1: Hello line too, advice too, Yes, okay, thank you? Yes,
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Speaker 1: eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
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Speaker 8: Hello, Good Morning time.
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Speaker 7: Line has said he can use his blanket.
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Speaker 1: Okay, there you Rick and Maryland legendary caller on this show. Hello,
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Speaker 1: line number five, Line five, you're on the airline five.
35:01
Speaker 8: Get the shingles vaccine. If it gets in your eye,
35:04
Speaker 8: you can go blind.
35:05
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you. Yes. A line one, you're on the
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Speaker 1: We're giving advice to Melt Kuiper as he needs therapy
35:11
Speaker 1: after the NFL draft weekend in Shuder Sanders. Okay, line too, Hello,
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Speaker 1: line two you.
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Speaker 3: Yes, go tigers.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 3: A line number three, you're on the airline three.
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Speaker 7: Hello, I take your hair smothering.
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Speaker 1: That must be it must be the hair situation clearly,
35:33
Speaker 1: and Kuiper might want to get that fix.
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Speaker 4: Hello.
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Speaker 1: Line number five, Hello, line five, to hang them up.
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Speaker 7: You're washed. They retired after Jimmy.
35:42
Speaker 1: Closson take here you go hang it up to Jimmy
35:44
Speaker 1: Closson one, should have done you in line number six, Hello, line.
35:48
Speaker 3: Six, I have many secrets.
35:50
Speaker 1: Oh watch alla, man, that guy's got a lot of secrets.
35:53
Speaker 7: I want to know something.
35:54
Speaker 3: Really, all right, let's go to line number one. Hello,
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Speaker 3: line one.
35:57
Speaker 1: You're on the airline one.
35:59
Speaker 4: On Hell's Best Available callers list.
36:02
Speaker 8: He's got not Michael Leberton's blind, Scott.
36:04
Speaker 1: More blind sconte.
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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no. That's a terrible take,
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Speaker 3: Supermarket Steve. Line two.
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Speaker 1: taken lightly bent is what he says. We're giving advice
36:34
Speaker 1: to Mel Kuiper had a tough weekend there. Kuiper was
36:36
Speaker 1: advocating for Shader. Sanders said he was the second ranked
36:40
Speaker 1: quarterback in the draft. He was not picked until the
36:43
Speaker 1: fifth round, and only because the Browns owner stepped in
36:47
Speaker 1: and medled with the front office and Kuiper had a
36:50
Speaker 1: meltdown on television. So advice to Mel Kuiper. Let's go
36:53
Speaker 1: to you on line number one. Hello, line one, Bill
36:58
Speaker 1: Miller for.
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Speaker 8: Pope de guys.
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Speaker 1: Bill Miller's a schmuck and a loser. It's an alcoholic,
37:04
Speaker 1: a drug addict. Line two, Hello, line.
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Speaker 7: Two, Fred Tutcher's back.
37:09
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you Fred. To check that box. That's two
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Speaker 1: mentions for Fred Trutcher. Line number four, Hello, number four,
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Speaker 1: Line number four. Line four is not paying attention. We'll
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Speaker 1: go to line five. Line five has never let me down? Hello,
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Speaker 1: Line five.
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Speaker 7: Hi, there, Sador Sanders is over high.
37:29
Speaker 3: Okay that time Line five did let me down?
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Speaker 1: Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox the number line
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Speaker 1: number one Hello, line one okay, yea.
37:39
Speaker 3: You might want to call someone else.
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Speaker 1: Line too. You're on the airline too, Hello, wake up
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Speaker 1: and smell okay, thank you for that Line four. Hello,
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Speaker 1: line four, you're on the air line four.
37:52
Speaker 3: We're timing.
37:52
Speaker 8: Go hold mine, Scott's.
37:55
Speaker 7: You know what?
37:55
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, and I we'll do one more, only
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38:08
Speaker 3: Oh, line five, let me down. Finally, line five, I
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Speaker 3: you Line five you lose her.