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FULL SHOW: Ol' Bank Account Keyzie · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show was Night and Day.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm kidding your mad bars.
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  Speaker 1: It's great to have your company this Monday afternoon. It
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  Speaker 1: is the second of September twenty twenty four, and you,
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  Speaker 1: my friends, are listening to the.
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  Speaker 4: Big Show brought to you by Night And are we
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  Speaker 4: going down?
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  Speaker 1: What's happening here? Might you bailed on us?
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to thank you there. I think I worked
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  Speaker 2: for a while until we tipped out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, And man, how are you going here? Stallion?
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  Speaker 2: You're going pretty grouse? Actually your mad dog? Yeah good,
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  Speaker 2: you're a six son of a b I've been hearing
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  Speaker 2: a few things about you'll talk about over the course
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  Speaker 2: of the show. Harris bat.
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  Speaker 1: That's true, that's true, good easy, great cat Man? What
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  Speaker 1: is that a pheasant?
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  Speaker 2: It's a duck. That makes more sense when you do
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  Speaker 2: your duck hunting. No, it's just a hat with a
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  Speaker 2: duck on it. Oh, you had an affinity for ducks man,
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  Speaker 2: Pug Song gave it to me. Cat he's a big
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  Speaker 2: duck guy, I had too many of them.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I tell you what. The combination of your green
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  Speaker 1: duckhead and you're green, you're sort of slightly weird green hoodie,
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  Speaker 1: you're looking sharp man as always. See how was your weekend?
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  Speaker 2: It was great? It was really good.
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  Speaker 5: It was really relaxing, but also the right amount of fun,
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  Speaker 5: the right amount of DIY did a bit of renovations.
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  Speaker 2: Did you do it yourself? Yes?
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  Speaker 5: And with my wife, so she did it. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 5: she was there as well. Die right, okay, cool, do
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  Speaker 5: it ourselves we di ode ah. But yeah, other than
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  Speaker 5: that was great. You look good, by the way, Jay's
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  Speaker 5: really good.
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  Speaker 1: Then your haircut, Oh no, it's the one I had
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  Speaker 1: last week. Oh yeah, it's just really coming into its
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  Speaker 1: sort of shape.
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  Speaker 5: But also it's hard for us to tell because you
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  Speaker 5: go get a haircut and it looks exactly the same anyway,
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  Speaker 5: So I just assume you've got a new haircut.
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  Speaker 1: No, it looks it's it's the same as last week. Easy,
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  Speaker 1: but it is looking good. I agree. Hey, now seeking it.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of looking really good, how have a showerhead feelers?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm going to speak to old Charlie
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  Speaker 1: Garb about the Worriers.
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  Speaker 2: Sewn Johnson's last game a game.
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  Speaker 1: Great victory for them, and think about the season overall.
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  Speaker 2: I got some father's stage chat.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, of course, of course I need an update on
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  Speaker 5: Mogi's scurvy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because and and I tried to get Oasis
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  Speaker 2: tickets over the weekend in the UK, so we have
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  Speaker 2: a lot an update there.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff mate. In the meantime, here's two.
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  Speaker 3: The Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 3: and Keezy List.
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  Speaker 1: Indeed live there on the radio ho Nankee Big Show
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  Speaker 1: this Monday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: And I forgot to say at the start of the show,
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  Speaker 1: maggot Monday. Of course, if you want to text us
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  Speaker 1: on three four eight three and name someone for your
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  Speaker 1: Maggot Monday, fill your boots.
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  Speaker 2: It's just someone you know who's a mess of megot
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  Speaker 2: you totally.
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  Speaker 1: And now you saiday, of course, Father's Day, Moggie, and
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  Speaker 1: you're a father, that's true. Talk us through your father's day.
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  Speaker 2: You mind your damn business man? Okay, how good? We
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  Speaker 2: just shut up and get on with it, don't we.
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  Speaker 2: Father's man. You don't bang on about it at all,
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  Speaker 2: notice that kesy yeah, man, yeah, man. Well, actually I
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  Speaker 2: had a bit of an interesting one. My wife, wife
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  Speaker 2: jays come on, man, and my daughter, my daughter, and
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how much he had to do with it,
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  Speaker 2: if I'm completely honest. They got me a night's accommodation
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  Speaker 2: at a hotel in the city here, So I went
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  Speaker 2: and had a staycation by myself. Yeah, pretty good. It
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  Speaker 2: was so good, man, pretty good. Went on there and
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  Speaker 2: because it went along, had a had a nice bath there. Keysy,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, well you just single me out with all
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  Speaker 2: the bells and whistles.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, Oh yeah, yourself up a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing, man, This is the thing
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  Speaker 2: I find when it comes to the side. Do you
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  Speaker 2: start getting bubbles in there? You can see what's happening downstairs,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Because I'm completely nude in
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  Speaker 2: the acazy, I'm not worried anything. I've got bubbles. How
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  Speaker 2: can I see it? But do you need to see it? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I want to see it. Say, let me
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  Speaker 2: put it this way. You should see it, all right.
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  Speaker 2: So I had a lovely bath. Just can I just
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  Speaker 2: put it this way?
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  Speaker 1: Quietly?
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  Speaker 2: I'd love to, right, cool, So you had a bath,
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  Speaker 2: very nice, hotel room, very nice. I don't I don't
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  Speaker 2: have huge requirements. I will say, though, there was there
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  Speaker 2: was no way to smoke darts? Right, what's the gats
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  Speaker 2: with that? Aren't you off the darts? I'm off them?
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  Speaker 2: But if I was on, they might be human about it.
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  Speaker 2: But they did have a window that opened up onto
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  Speaker 2: a rooftop, and I thought to myself, well, surely people
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  Speaker 2: go out here for a dat. But I couldn't fit
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  Speaker 2: out the window. Keasy. I didn't have to test it anyway,
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  Speaker 2: just if I was smoking up to myself, well I
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  Speaker 2: might be able to have one out of here, because
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  Speaker 2: it sounds.
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  Speaker 1: When we were down in Wellington just recently, actually, I
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  Speaker 1: was stoked to see that my hotel room had a
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  Speaker 1: little balcony.
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  Speaker 2: Oh beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: That's plenty for old hoodie j That's cool anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So then I The best thing about it was I
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  Speaker 2: was able to sleep the way I sleep, which is
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  Speaker 2: to wake up ten times a night, have a drink
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  Speaker 2: about fifty liters of water, bang around on the table,
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  Speaker 2: you know, pass wind.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's the joy, isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: Go? And after the tour and that I didn't have
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  Speaker 2: to worry about waking up my wife, which was really nice.
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  Speaker 2: And then I woke up at about five o'clock in
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  Speaker 2: the morning as I am want to do, and I
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  Speaker 2: watched the Warriors replay. Yeah, I jumped on the fire
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  Speaker 2: I jumped on the old phone. There, ordered some breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: Ut they sent up some breakfast. They sent the breakfast Jace,
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  Speaker 2: you'll love this, and they set it up with a toaster,
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  Speaker 2: so you toasted your own toast. Okay, so you could
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  Speaker 2: have fresh toast. Wow, you meant to love this? It
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  Speaker 2: would be hot? Or do you consider that they should
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  Speaker 2: have put the work in. It's a bit lazy.
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  Speaker 1: I prefer they put the work in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they must have about five hundred toasters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen it before. Wow, I was blowing away. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 2: so did that? Watch the Worries. That was great. Then
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  Speaker 2: I watched the All Blacks. I watched them around the
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  Speaker 2: wrong way, I think anyway. And then I thought I'd
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  Speaker 2: go to the German I'll go I'll go to the
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  Speaker 2: swimming pool. And I thought, you know, it's nice to
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  Speaker 2: get to a hotel, get away from kids. Blah blah, blah, Well,
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  Speaker 2: it was like a kids club in FIGI sure there
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  Speaker 2: was about eight thousand kids in that pool and just
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  Speaker 2: as many adults. So that was sort of the end
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  Speaker 2: of it. And the end. I just sort of went
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  Speaker 2: home on the Sunday, so I still had Father's Day
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  Speaker 2: with my family, which was you know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, leave it, sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah about you? What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: If you want to know what I did, go and
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  Speaker 1: listen to our podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it comes out at seven thirty, does it tonight?
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  Speaker 2: That's so cool? Do you love a Father's Day?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Generally that don't happen in my house. So yeah, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like to be made a fuss off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean that sort of seeks me
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  Speaker 1: find it. No one remember remembers it, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you want to know about those days?
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  Speaker 1: Very very big in our house?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, causey what I'm getting for my dad? What's that?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
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  Speaker 2: I'm seeing him this weekend, so I'm gonna give him
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  Speaker 2: his present.
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  Speaker 5: Then I was going to build you a deer, is
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  Speaker 5: he Well he's going to do that, yeah, but that's unrelated.
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  Speaker 3: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt Mike Minogue.
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  Speaker 1: And Kisy Yes, indeed guns Roses. Of course, the Wire's
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  Speaker 1: last game this weekend, Fellas and all season we've been
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  Speaker 1: speaking to the one and only Charlie gub Ree. The
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  Speaker 1: Worries and Charlie are mad, Barstard, how's life?
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  Speaker 7: No, that's good, brother, Another Monday under the belt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, make good on you your backbone. Now listen, Charlie,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk the game. First, great victory for the Fellas.
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  Speaker 1: What were your thoughts?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I was I was happy. It's kind of put
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  Speaker 7: like a bit of a bright light on the end
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  Speaker 7: of the season. That was pretty underwhelming, just like a
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  Speaker 7: standard Disney movie really, but yeah, Sean's you know, Sean
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  Speaker 7: saved the best for and yeah, it was the right
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  Speaker 7: night to right way to go out for the season.
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  Speaker 7: You know, we can have a bit of face for
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  Speaker 7: next year and build on that. There's nothing worse than
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  Speaker 7: getting pumped in the last game.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, Charlie, get a keyzy here. By the way,
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  Speaker 5: mat I hope you're.
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  Speaker 7: Will Yeatnam well Ki, yes, I know that voice now?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Cool.
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  Speaker 7: So.
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  Speaker 5: Shawn Johnson's last game, obviously, his last game at Mount
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  Speaker 5: Smart Stadium, didn't go exactly to plan. We go and
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  Speaker 5: play the Sharks. We start really well. We keep them scoreless.
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  Speaker 5: This is the top four side. We even open up
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  Speaker 5: the scoring with a sweet little play Shawney Jada Metcalf
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  Speaker 5: there and things are looking exciting. We then massively switch
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  Speaker 5: off the taps for forty minutes and then turn them
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  Speaker 5: on full strength for the last twenty very exciting finish
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  Speaker 5: to the game. Della, what tennis lis vintage performance? Why
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  Speaker 5: can't we do it for eighty minutes, Charlie, even though
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  Speaker 5: it was excellent? I just it really boggles my mind.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Kesy, I think you're on the money that you
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  Speaker 7: sun that game up pretty well, actually, But I don't
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  Speaker 7: know why we can't do it everything. Some patches, there's
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  Speaker 7: no just grinding it out for eighty minutes. It's just,
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  Speaker 7: you know, been pretty poor for a twenty minute or
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  Speaker 7: forty minute patch, and then we just come home real strong,
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  Speaker 7: or we start super strong and then come home not
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  Speaker 7: so strong. So I don't know what it is, but
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  Speaker 7: I think it's awesome for Sean to finish a season
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  Speaker 7: like that. But the positive thing is that they can
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  Speaker 7: kind of move on and start planning without them, So
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  Speaker 7: they're going to have their two halves probably Metcalf and
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  Speaker 7: I guess it's tomorrow Martin or Chanal, depending on how
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  Speaker 7: the preseason goes, and then they can build on them
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  Speaker 7: with the backup who's going to be there where Sean
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  Speaker 7: was kind of in and out and I think we
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  Speaker 7: can all agree that things just weren't yelling for those firsts.
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  Speaker 2: When you come down completely agree and I think you
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  Speaker 2: know it's I'm glad that he's made the decision and
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  Speaker 2: just so stoked from that he got to go out
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  Speaker 2: like that. There's last touch outside of missing the conversion
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  Speaker 2: was a try assist. It was a bloody rapper and yeah,
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  Speaker 2: pretty thrilled from and in terms of the season, I
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  Speaker 2: mean it just as one of those you flush it
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  Speaker 2: and you walk away, don't you. There's a bit to
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  Speaker 2: do over the off season. Hopefully can get a couple
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  Speaker 2: of buys. Charlie coming back, Man, you're going to come
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  Speaker 2: back and play brother man.
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  Speaker 7: I'm actually looking for a training trial. Brother. Me and
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  Speaker 7: you need to get on get on the gear together.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon Bright. We can do it. Big off season, man,
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  Speaker 2: big off season, A couple of Charlie gab head.
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  Speaker 7: Ups, get read, go backwards. It will be good. I
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  Speaker 7: do think, I do think it's going to be it's
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  Speaker 7: going to be a massive off season. Obviously, they're going
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  Speaker 7: to do some pretty serious internal reviews over the next
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  Speaker 7: couple of weeks, because even though it finished on a
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  Speaker 7: good note, you can't really be too you know, like
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  Speaker 7: you don't want to have a repeat of what's just happened.
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  Speaker 7: But we're in a good place. We've got great juniors.
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  Speaker 7: We've got Fisher Harris coming, who buy all accounts as
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  Speaker 7: a great leader and fit the standards off the field.
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  Speaker 7: So it'll be interesting. I'm sure we've got a big
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  Speaker 7: name time in coming.
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  Speaker 2: To Yeah, and I hope, so, I really hope we
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  Speaker 2: get one in the havels. But yeah, I mean in
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  Speaker 2: round ten we lost to the Roosters thirty eight eight eight,
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  Speaker 2: and I remember we were in here, Jace Keesy and
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  Speaker 2: I said it was a shoker. We'd had an absolute shocker,
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  Speaker 2: and I said, if we win five more games, the
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  Speaker 2: rest of the season will do well. We won the
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  Speaker 2: next three. We won six games total from round ten.
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  Speaker 2: Right as tough as season as a Warriors fan as
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  Speaker 2: there has been, it was pretty.
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  Speaker 1: Short, well, especially when you consider, you know what the
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  Speaker 1: start of the season was like and everyone was hot
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  Speaker 1: and there was whaf either gone does It is kind
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  Speaker 1: of disappointing at the end of the day, Charlie.
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  Speaker 7: It is disappointing. But that professional sport as being.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I know I know about you know,
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  Speaker 1: professional sport, not so much the losing part.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know about the drugs in our ch.
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  Speaker 5: Charlie cub for the final time this year, mate, would
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  Speaker 5: you like to give us your Porter King Player of
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  Speaker 5: the Game.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to give it to Shawney Jason and yeah
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  Speaker 7: he's But before I go, who do you? Who do you? Guys?
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  Speaker 7: Reckon is going to get in trouble the soft season.
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  Speaker 7: I'm talking about it. He doesn't know, he said he's
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  Speaker 7: too new. But I'll leave it to you boys.
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  Speaker 2: You Reckon one of the Warriors.
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  Speaker 7: Someone's got it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Warriors normally go pretty good. There'll be there'll
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  Speaker 2: be somebody across the world at n R L.
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  Speaker 7: O.
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  Speaker 2: Who's the usual suspects what It'll be interesting to see
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  Speaker 2: how Jazz goes when he gets over to I'm not
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  Speaker 2: too sure which clubb he's signed. He has been signed,
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  Speaker 2: hasn't announced it. Yeah, okay, so that'll be coming up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, you've got some inside goss on
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  Speaker 2: that one.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. Maybe i'd love that. I'd love to
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  Speaker 7: be much barn in a better rackets.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, I'd love to see that.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Charlie, listen, mate, we appreciate you joining us all
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  Speaker 1: season and love your insight and let's do it again
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  Speaker 1: next year if we still have a job.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, by all accounts a couple of you will,
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  Speaker 7: so hopefully hopefully we're back on again next year. But
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  Speaker 7: it's been awesome fellas, and the business is just we're
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  Speaker 7: this center being in a real refreshion. So it's been
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  Speaker 7: great talking to you.
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  Speaker 5: And don't forget if you're in Wellington you need a
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  Speaker 5: portlo hit up Porter King and Charlie gub will make
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  Speaker 5: sure that you get the best quality portaloo on the business.
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  Speaker 2: And we might just get your back for the final
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  Speaker 2: series as well. Mate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good on your Charlie led You have a
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  Speaker 1: great day, mate.
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  Speaker 8: Lucky Big Show podcastes indeed the food fighters there on
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  Speaker 8: the radio hod Aky Big Show this Monday afternoon and fellas,
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  Speaker 8: as you know, I went to the family batch over
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  Speaker 8: the weekend and to be honest with you, I'm pretty
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  Speaker 8: lucky to be here today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had a bit of a bit of
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  Speaker 1: an encounter. I guess you'd call it a on the
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  Speaker 1: old Monaco Harbor.
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  Speaker 2: There, strange encounter of the hoidy variety.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess it was strange in a way, not unexpected.
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  Speaker 1: I've always sort of anticipated that this might might happen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a pretty prolific swimmer when I'm at the batch,
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  Speaker 1: and of course a lot of sting ray there mogi,
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  Speaker 1: so I sort of felt like one day, you know,
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  Speaker 1: what happened to me could happen. So not that surprising, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I went for a song on this Saturday morning,
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  Speaker 1: pretty chilly, actually it's quite cool.
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  Speaker 2: Did it bug you that it was chili?
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  Speaker 1: No? Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Well bugging.
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  Speaker 1: Um and I wash. I guess i'd probably had about
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  Speaker 1: a mile really, and I found a little sort of
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  Speaker 1: tap tap and then douge the world went black, and
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  Speaker 1: I went, might't you go black?
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  Speaker 2: It's often difficult to go back, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Apparently?
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, especially when you're a mile out, absolutely man,
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  Speaker 2: and being the sort of experienced sort of maritime person
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  Speaker 2: that I am, I immediately knew what had happened and I.
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  Speaker 1: Was attacked by a stingray.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: And of course people that are familiar with stingray will
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  Speaker 1: know about the old stingray death roll and the reason
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: that everyone everything went black is the way that stingrays
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: actually hunt is of course, they've got their massive wings
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: and they set upon their prey and they basically wrap
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: their rings around the prey and essentially form a cocoon
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: a tom So you're like you're in a sort of
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: roll up situation.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Sarcophagus.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a sarcophagus similar actually casey, because people that
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: are familiar with stingrays also know they don't have a mouth,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: and so the way that they absorb or feed themselves
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: is to get their prey and a death wrap and
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: then they sink to the bottom of the ocean and
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: just sit there for about a week and then just
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: basically suckle the nutrients and juices out of you and
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: absorb it into their body. Yeah, well that's what I mean.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: It's true. The skin keysy, they literally absorb you and
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: slowly break you down into a sort of suitol Man, No.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: I was taught that they have a sting and they're
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: largely pretty friendly and that they definitely have a mouth,
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: as I was taught weird.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: But anyway, so I immediately recognized what was happening. And
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: fortunately at the moment, I've been working hard on the
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: boxing at the gym, and so I was in there
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: just doo doo doo do. So he wrapped up, He
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: wrapped me up and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Wow.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: And so I just started boxing away there using it
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: was like I was back in the cage, but my knees.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I think I'd been under the water probably ten or
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes at that point.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: How did you stay down that long with that drowning.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Well, the amazing thing about the sting ray death roll
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: keysy is that it creates an air pocket.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: And so I came up, caught you and ear yes,
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: and the whole lot down, whole lot down there without
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: float okay, and so yeah, just to doocee de douce
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: de douch.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Events obviously had an effect because it just released Yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: an old hoody jay swam to the city. It's probably
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: about forty meters.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: He took me down right, swa equalize.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, blew up the old ear drums there
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: because it's you know, it was potentially I could have
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: ended up like so many people. Like if you go
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: along a beach at high tide, sometimes you'll see an
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: expired stingray, yes, and they'll be in that sort of
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: coil formation. If you open them up, you'll find a
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: full human skeleton speaking so gnarly way.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: People that they have disappeared. Yeah, there you go. Generally
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: it's a sting ray, yes, and that can be from anywhere.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: They can be around the ocean, the beaches, anything like that,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: or inland as well. They come inland, are you well
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: if you're if you.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Justcaped it a walking on the beach and you see
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: like a human skeleton washer, I immediately think scal sing.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: So the whole skeleton washes up all together?
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one piece?
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Oh right, because they'll be disconnected. I just googled so this,
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: I just googled it. No, it says that they have
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: mouths under their bodies. So that's obviously wrong, right, So
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: I should.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Look what breed is that very thing?
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: That just says a New Zealand sting ray.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one of them. That's rights many different types. Yeah, okay,
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: far that is terrifying. Yeah, man, I'm so glad you're here.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Got a bit of a rash, but that's that's all
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: made adobies itch flare up a bit. Yeah, yeah, because
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I like to swim nude too. I don't know if
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I mentioned that.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you did it. Kind of wish you had.
• 18:56
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• 18:58
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• 19:10
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• 19:21
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• 19:24
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• 19:31
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• 19:32
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: You've got America's Cup to which you're watching a bit
• 19:35
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• 19:55
  Speaker 1: You had a massive weekend and you're you're blown out
• 19:59
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• 20:01
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• 20:04
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• 20:08
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• 22:12
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• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Can I just say, man, I've been looking forward to this.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Same. There's a major announcement that Keys He's going
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: to be making today and so we thought we'd give
• 22:22
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• 22:28
  Speaker 5: This is breaking news, fellas, huge news in the Kezy household.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've opened another account. Oh h big account, Kezy
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: they call them. They actually do call me that.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: So people that don't know, and I don't know why
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: this is breaking news actually, but well.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: It's pretty bloody significant. I know how important your accounts.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Are to you, Keezy. Yeah, they're really important to me, Jason.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: People that don't know.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Like maybe two months ago, my wife and I sat
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: down and did like a full accounting scheme with our banking.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: So now so now we've got like, you know, special
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: accounts for our bills to come out of, special accounts
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: where you save money. Every time we get paid a
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: suit savings.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: That's a week, it's a week, call it. That's a
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: good idea.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: We've got another account called holidays for save up for
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: our holidays savings as well. Then we put that in
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: a different account, and then it's like, once we've got enough,
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: we can go on a holiday. God, you've got a
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: lot of fee bank fees you get in there, but
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: all good. Yeah, yeah, no, they're all included.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: It's all good.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: So I've got a new account. And after much we
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: had a meeting last night, my wife and I and
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: I've a flat meeting. Yeah, there's only two of us
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: in the house. It was a flat meeting.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Who calls for those?
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: I called for this one. And I've got a new account.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: It's called motorbike account, which I'm just gonna give myself
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: one of these because for a number of weeks now,
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: I've just I've been trying to convince my wife that
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I shouldn't have We're trying to convince you that I
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: should have a motorbike, a vintage motorbike.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Something I'm passionate about it. She finally said, all right,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: here's how we're going to do it. We sat down
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: and told you how it was going to be.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: She had thought about it, you know, because we've got
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: joint incomes, and all of a sudden, I want to
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: take away a whole lot of that for my own
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: personal little project and joyah. So the idea we've set
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: up a motorbike account and a motorbike safety account. So
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: the motorbike we got two account, that's right, And of
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: course I've got my fun account, yes, so every.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Week account, the savings account, yeah, but and the bills account.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: In my fun account currently is where I get to
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: have fun like Beersi's out for Dindan's and now I've
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: got a motorbike account and every time I get additional
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: income one hateh for that goes into my motorbike account
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: one eighth.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: So no, hang on, what are you planning to buy?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: There's twenty fifty so what one eighth?
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: To my.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: How good has it been? Married? Keysy? It's so great.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: So then you've got the motorbike safety account because she's like, look,
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: I don't want you out on a motorbike without a helmet,
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: so I have to save up for that.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Isn't that because.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: That when they're not coming out of the same account.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to say, count that just be
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: the motorbike account.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: A motorbike this is a motorbike safety but how much
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: money do you need to save for a helmet? Going
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: to be an open face because you won't get anything
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: over your messive honkers.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: So that is exactly what I'm getting, an open face one.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: So one quarter of my additional earnings goes into the
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: motorbike safety account.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: So you're going to get you're going to be able
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: to buy the safety gear twice as fast as you're
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: going to be able to buy a motorbike. You can,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: and it's and it's cheaper. All you have to do
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: is buy a helmet yeah, okay, maybe some leathers. I
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: don't know about your lezards. And then I'll.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Also and then we've got and then also for things
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: like registration, you know, and insurance and stuff. So we've
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: set up a miscellaneous motorbike account, which is where and
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: that's going to be not obviously a miscellaneous motorbike account,
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: and that pays for like insurances and ridge thos and
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: stuff like that, and in between those, eventually I'll be
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: able to finally start saving up for this motorbike. Yeah,
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: so I'm pretty excited, fellas. It's gonna be great. And
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: then of course any petrol because it's riding a motorbike's
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: fun that comes out of my phone account.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but if.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: We take my motorbike on holiday, like I convincedly go
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: on holiday with it a holiday account now that comes
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: out of motorbike miscellaneous. Yeah, because it's the sort of
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: miscellaneous use of the motibile.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm just really excited to finally become a biky.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Ye when you say vintage, yeah, who means shit?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What I mean?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: What time period are we talking when you say vintage?
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: From when you're a boy? So like nineteen eighties, nineties,
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: early seventies.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I bet there's about a thousand people out there who
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: have just heard that and they're now just going to
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: sell the motorbike.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Well, if they are selling it, give me like ten
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: years and I'll fight it off you.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: in four on.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Radiolucky definitelyp there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Monday afternoon. The time is exactly twenty three minutes past
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: five o'clock. But a sporting action over the weekend. Let's
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: talk some rugby union.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Crouch touch pause, engage rugby union chat with Weidy Jes.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Indeed, of course, the All Black's over in South Africa.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: What's the Test match live? Mogi. My wife and I went,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: let's do it at three o'clock. Let's let's like get
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: the old excitement back, because she quite enjoys doing that too.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Suh As predicted the South Africans prevailing. Look, I've got
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: to say the All Blacks probably took their chances. They
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: played pretty well for the first fifty minutes and then
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: basically didn't fall apart, but they had the life squeezed
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: out of them by the South Africans. They got trapped
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: in their own half. The bench substitutions hugely in favor
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: of South Africa. We had quite a few inexperienced bench
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: players coming on who gave away stupid penalties. Then we
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: lost a man because of all the pressure and all
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: the penalties we were giving away. So in the end,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: South Africa deserved victors. And it's interesting, you know, we
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: used to talk about the All Blacks being the side
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: that would not play that well but still win the
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Test match. That's where South Africa is now. They didn't
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: play well for probably fifty minutes and we really took
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: it to them, but they squeezed the life out of
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: us and we deserved victims.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I completely agree with you. I don't think they played
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: very well and I thought we did play well. We did,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: and then yeah, ultimately, I mean I thought the bench
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: came on and I didn't think they made a hell
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: of a lot of a difference, to be honest. I
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: thought the change came when our bench came on. Yes,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: and then there was significant just more penalties given way
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: and that had accumulated across the game where the ref
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: had had enough of it, which ultimately led to the binning. Yes,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: but I think it was a penalty account was fifteen
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: to four or fourteen to five or something like that.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: It's hard to win a Test match against South Africa
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: over there. I really enjoyed the game. It's a good
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: game and we're not far off. But yeah, you're right.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I think South Africa players as good as they can.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I think we'll be in trouble. But yeah, a bloody
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: good test match. Really enjoyed it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Can I just say because I watched the game as well,
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: but I waited and just watched it when I woke
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: up on the Sunday. There all of our tries, you know,
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: a few Ford Pack tries and stuff, but they were
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: really excited. Yeah, it was to Caleb Clark, it was.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: It was very exciting for the creating space, breaking the line.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the traditional spring Bots offense which was pregnable. Yes, yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I thought we looked awesome. So there's plenty of build
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: on there.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Our Clark was at its very best. That try with
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: all the players we're doing the dummy passes was so.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Good, wasn't it.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: Obviously that try that they scored, which is a clear
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: knock on, was a massive debacle as usual.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: But listen, scarily, there's sort of rumors going around at
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: the moment that the South African is going to make
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: massive changes for their second for the second test, and
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: if you're hearing that, man, if they did do just there,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: then you know she's looking a bit.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Grim, is she? Yeah?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Now, also at the moment the Paralympics are on, are
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: really enjoying that. Have we got a bit of a
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: metal table update there? Keeezy, little big show middle Telly update.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: We are back to Paris. I've missed this music.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Actually, New Zealand doing pretty well on the old medal
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: count there, so obviously up in first place.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: You've got China.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thirty three golds twenty seven silvers, eleven bronze for
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: a total of seventy one New Zealand becoming at forty
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: eighth two silvers and one bronze. We've got three medals,
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: but overnight, Ait Hison, she is our sprinter. She's set
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: a Paralympic records and it eventually came second to China
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: who took the gold. And the reason they took it
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: is because they broke a Paralympic record after she did.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Really, so she was just pepped at the post there.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Plus Nicole Murray also got a bronze medal in the
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: cycling as well.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: You were saying, Maggie, you were really enjoying the fencing.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Fencing's bloody good. Actually, just on Nicole Murray there. I
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: think that's the first medal we've got in cycling at
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: the Paralympics, because I think she got fourth last year.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: We've got quite a lot last year. We've got a
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: long and storied history in the cite. And of course
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: don't we, Jason, mate, the fencing is bloody good. I like, yeah,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I just I love watching all of.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: It, all those sports that you just never see unless
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: you're watching the Olympics.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: That's all the Paralympics see a lot of fencing kezy obviously,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: and as a matter of fact, we should have that
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: on our list of things that should be in the
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Olympics to replace the stupid sports they've got in there now, fencing,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: like if you're on a farm.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Actual What have you been enjoying the most keesy?
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: I've been enjoying watching friend of our Sophie Pasco, Dame
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Sophie Pasco, who's presenting the show every night on TV's in.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: It's the first time ever presenting in TELEVI wow, and
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: she's been doing a great job.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: That's what I've been enjoying. What about the sport though, Yeah,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: we're to begin I'm not gonna start ranking them one
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: after the other, MOGI now it's okay top five swimming.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Swimming is always good, though, isn't it. That's a staple.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I've tracked you the cycle any time to getting a
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: middle and that's a that's bloody good stuff. So it
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: was great.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: I was really excited to watch the triathlon and then
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: there was poosing the scene in again was because it
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: had rained the night before again, so.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: They're still poos there.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Ah, mid Yeah, so those are probably my favorite five
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: R lested five A.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: It's got us some ads the.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Whole Achy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: And indeed Royal Blood there on the radio Hodarchy Big
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Show this Monday afternoon. Old Pugsam coming came into the
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: studio there telling us about his massive weekend. He's party boy,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: isn't he he is? He's going hard, real hard. Hey.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: But in the meantime it's time for some Captain Edmund.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: As It's time for Captain edmind is it. It's actually
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: really exciting. It's not just Edmund Fellers, it's bloody exciting
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: of course. Manuka Doctor are presenting Nyuka v. Caparello. David
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Nuka good looking man. That's right, he's a boxer Jace.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: That is going to be live on dezone dot com
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: spelled d az in dot com by the way, if
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: you're keen to live stream it. However, this is happening
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: the fourteenth of September, just a couple of weeks away
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: at the Viaduct Events Center. We've got a Backbone table
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: we do indeed, if we do that is a table
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: with Jas and Mike there I'm away. Unfortunately for the
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: listeners but there is a spear two seats next to you.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Guys in the formal area. We're talking free food, free drinks.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: You have to dress formally and sit at the backbone table.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: If you are keen to be a part of that
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: text the word fight to three four eight three right
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: now you'll get a link in the Yeah.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Awesome, really looking forward to that.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Actually, Mogie, I've never been to a live fight before,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: so I'm intrigued to sort of get the vibes, sort
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: of the feeling the atmosphere.
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Same, he will start a brawling the crowd as well.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: That's always a good time.
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Of course, hes done, brother, Yeah, no, no worry, Hey, fellas.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Over the weekend tickets for the Oasis tour went on.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: So year about that. Man, they're getting back together. I did, okay,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: And so they're doing about. They're doing about I think
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: it's at fourteen gigs or something like that. They've announced
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: across the UK, seventeen dates. I tell a lie, and
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I had a made of mind that jumped online and
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: tried to get tickets. I thought, well, if we get tickets,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: it'll be pretty good.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: So anyway, he jumps on there, he gives me a
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: little ring there and there. I Am going to go
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: and see Oasis at Wembley Stadium on Sunday, the third
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: of August twenty twenty five. It will be their last
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: gig at Wembley Stadium, so just going to pop it
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: on there for that. Pretty excited about it. How how
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: good I'm going? Man? Yeah, isn't Wembley like in London?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: It's in London Town. It's a it's quite a long flight. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: you'll be asleep most of the time or hammered responsibly.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: And is that on the weekend you'll be back on
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: that's on a Sunday there on the Monday. Yeah, I'll
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: be back on the Monday there and yeah. So pretty
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: excited and pretty reason why. It's like three hundred and
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: fifty bucks for the ticket, which is fine, but I'm
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: a big fan obviously. Wembley is a storied stadium that's
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: seen a hell a lot of gigs, including live aid
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Jason's one of the biggest. Yes, Queen at Wembley is
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: one of my favorite concert movies. Watched that a lot
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: on the old YouTube there. So yeah, bloody thrilled about that.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Bloody thrilled do you put that on when you're steamed. Yes,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: it's not often you put that on sober. Yeah, that's insane.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: So yeah, well you you want someone to come with
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: you mate look after you.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I've got someone coming with me. Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Have you got any tickets? Tickets?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but your mate could probably get an other one.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean it's sold out. I should point
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: that out. Ah right, it had sold out. They had
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: just over one million tickets available and fourteen million people
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: trying to buy them.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Wow, so that's like fourteen tickets each. That's that would
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: be not enough, right, and then people are online complaining
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: that they couldn't get tickets as Keesy and Pugsy shere
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: a little smile. No, it's all right, it's all good.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: But people were online complaining that they got to get
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: tickets like that's weird, right, you know it's like, yeah,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: lots of people want to go and there's only X
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: amount of tickets. That's kind of how it works. Yeah yeah,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: so it'll be bloody good. So anyway, I going to take.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Next year off fear enough for me? What if to
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: build that for you? You know, anyone been to a
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: cover from it.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: So obviously there.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: The talk was that they're going to do this initial tour,
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: see how it goes, and if it goes well, do
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: a world tour.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: What if.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: They then announced, as we were joking about last week,
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: that they're actually going to be Oasis at the Victoria
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Park here in Auckland, just down the road and you
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: didn't have to travel all the way over there to Wembley.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: As amazing as it will be to see Oasis at
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Eden Park, yeah, seeing him at Wembley might be a
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: bit better, said Victoria Park, which is even worse. Yeah
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: around there, fellas Hey.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Speaking of great tunes, here's Kings of Leon.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: This is a great tun There's great chune whatever this
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• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Roberts the Hilarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Lenny Kravity on the Darkey Big Show. At the time
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: is five fifty six coming up after six o'clock as always,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: what's for teenew Zealand with me.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Geez, did you did you just fart?
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: While he was saying that no, you did, sworn he
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: fared at the same time, I swear he fared.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Just sick dog.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go round and have a snaff.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: No, you should be able to smell it from there.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Also, of course, what's on the TV with Moogie, so
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: make sure you stay tuned.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Oh hang on, can I just actually say yes? Tix
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: through on three four eight three? What you're having for dinner?
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, do that?
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: And then every text that comes to include your name
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: as well in the draw for a fifty dollars a
• 38:16
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• 38:17
  Speaker 3: All that after sex The Hold Actual Big Show with Jason,
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• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Radio Hold.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I can welcome back to your massive backbones. You are
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: listening to the Big Show brought to you by Night Day.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: You went well, you sort of dropped out of it.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: You're waving a bit there.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Excuse me.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: You definitely ran out of balls halfway through there. Yeah,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: it's a shame because it was going well. Yeah, because
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: me and Mogi carried on really good.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I felt like I held it together, to be honest,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: the problem. Yeah yeah, I held it all together for you.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: No, No, it was not good, okay.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Jay, seriously, look at me. It was really bad, Like seriously,
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: that was terrible.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so easy.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I keep getting distracted by your cap little duckies on it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: I'm wearing a hat with a duck on it, and
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: I've worn it so many times. Sorry, I'm not getting
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: fired up. We're missing the point.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Then.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: That was terrible and we just need to park that
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: and hope that tomorrow will be better.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Now it's not terrible. I quite like the hat. But
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: now listen on the podcast outtro did he We covered
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: a whole range of stuff. Actually today it was quite
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: a good podcast. What you can see on YouTube incident
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: if you want to check it out, say that it'll.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Be out tomorrow on YouTube.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Takes pugs about twenty four hours to muster the energy
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: to put it together.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: What's that about?
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: So there's also a video up on the Instagram page
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: right now, Gray one, you should go check that out.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Huducky Big Show.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah good, let's listen to the clip today, shall we.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Well of today's one.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like people that know they're really good looking.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: You know, there's a certain arrogance about that.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Totally there is man.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it knows that's impressive.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: And he struts. He's got a strut, he's got a
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: swager on his step.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Just a quiet little smile to itself.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: It is it's a knowing glance. Yeah, it's a winks
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: on itself in the mirror.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I know what I'm about. I don't need to go
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: on about it.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: What was that about banging on about his dog? Or again,
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I would like.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: To make the point. Feels that it was not me
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: that brought that up. It was you made Yeah, you
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: brought up my huge downstairs. He didn't say huge, didn't you. Hey,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: now listen, what's for teenage? You don't text us before
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: eight three?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I love it?
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Jason says, Hey, now listen, and then remembers trying to
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: remember what we're actually talking about.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Up next, text us what you're having for dinner? For three?
• 40:47
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  Speaker 1: a minute? What did I just?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: The whole archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 41:06
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• 41:09
  Speaker 3: the radio Hodarky Big Show.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But right now it's time for you.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's for tea News
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  Speaker 1: Kid Yellow waist that crust monkey porn doesn't like that
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  Speaker 1: crust doesn't like monkey porn, fun account voucher boy. Captain Edmund,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Not Captain Edmund, all right, Sometimes I just have to
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: read Edmund. All right, it's just part of being on
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: the radio.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Well, but that's this is the thing. Captain Edmund would
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: say that anyway, because Captain Edmund doesn't want to reveal
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: his superhero persona. Sure classic Captain Edmon. Captain Edmund.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: So if I was a superhero, my my superpower is
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: just delivering Edmund. Yeah, whenever it else is having fun
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: and being like, well, hang on a minute, there, fellas.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Get out of the way here exactly.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I've got some ticks here on three four eight three.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: People are sending in what they're having for dinner? Good,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: great stuff. What's that about?
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Good agent, huh puke? Get a fella's ruben here?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Ob love no rub thorn.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: All black good tonight.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: I'm in I'm having lake Oh wag you Rabbi burgers.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: It's pretty fair. I've actually had I've had meat from
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: lake or hoe before. It's amazing.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, slightly overrated.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: Quietly, you can't just desert small butchery on No, it's
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: really yeah, I think fella's Jack here, sure is? Oh
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: me off Smith, It's not Jack. Yeah, good a fellas.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: I'm having steak, eggs and chips.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: No, you see, No, I don't know why so many
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: people are into that meal. It's just foul to me.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Obviously the obviously the eggs are wrong. I also I
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: would con teest Jays that the chips are wrong as well.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I would too.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Look, I'd like a nice green garden salad with a
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: steak something like that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: That's probably why potatoes or mashed potatoes. And you know,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I don't mind the potatoes there at all. It's the chip.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: It's disrespectful to the meat.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I agree, steak and chips is a classic combo.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: It is a classic combo. But it's that doesn't make
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: it right, No, it doesn't. It doesn't get a fellas.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Me and dad are having crispy chicken and salad, doesn't say.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Me and dad from Pakistan?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: No and dad?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the old the ex cricketer jarvied me
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: and dad.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Rabbed me and Dad.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how do I know that's a real person?
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: It is the fact that you don't know it is.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: You can see on the alarm for yourself, because that's
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: racist of you not to know that. Well, I'm here's
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: a guy, like, here's a guy that scored one thousand
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: and eighty three runs and thirty three matches at six
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: different World Cup tournaments as the forty fourth best cricket
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: of all time jas as you well know. And as
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: soon as his name is mentioned on the show, you
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: refuse to believe that it's the name of a real
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: human being. That is disgusting.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Well, can I just say, for the sake of Jace's career,
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: I'm glad that it's a real person.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Can you just read Jarvid's and he sounds.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Like a pretty good cricketer.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: Ah, Me and Dad are having crispy chicken and it
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: amami salad. Apparently the old lady's getting the ingredients. The
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: old man's going to cook it when we get home.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: You your chicken drumstick emoji.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: He sounds quite good. Actually, I like into marmay bean.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Javis' parents would be pretty odd. I'm a surprised they're
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: still cooking for him. Yeah, sorry, what kind of bean?
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Into marmay.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: You can remember say winter in and there and it
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: doesn't need one.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Drives my daughter's crazy. I can tell you. Can we
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: get some marmy bean? Was that right?
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: How are you from Sonny Nelson?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: How Mandela.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Bacon an egg bagels for tea to night, but a
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: bricky for dinner? Well that's what you're heaving for dinner,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: are you, Jason?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I'll get into that later on the show. What I'm
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: having for dinner? Mate?
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: You mentioned it to Meli. I was disgusted. Yeah, ah, one.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: One more in your own time.
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  Speaker 3: with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Kissy.
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  Speaker 1: Big Show this Monday evening. But right now it's time
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: for What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: How good's TV man? Honestly tell? Okay? So I finished
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: watching The Union, The Union with Mark Wahlburgry. This one, Yeah,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: this is one that's been taking me a year to
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: a year to complete, well a week or so, and
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I take back everything I said about it. It is
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: absolute garbage. You should not watch it. Did you say
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: it was bad?
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: I said it was I said it was enjoyable. It's
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: like I'm enjoying it's got you know, Mark Wahlburg is
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: it and that he's charming, is an idiot, all that
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: sort of stuff. But as soon as it got from
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: them developing the relationship stuff and who are these people
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: and having funny scenes, and then you're stuck with the
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: for the last hour. Yes, God almighty, right, God almighty.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: They have just taken away anything that's good about making
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  Speaker 2: films and they just turned it into it's just not
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: it's got nothing to do with films, absolute shit. Don't
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: watch it.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I out of five zero as previously discussed,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: and I went away for the weekend no television apart
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: from the game yeah on Sunday morning, and then because
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I got up for the actual game at three o'clock
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: a little bit earlier than that, we already talked about us. Yeah,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: but that is on the podcast. So if you want
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: to hear the story there, go and check the podcast out.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I've got home, did all this stuff, played scrabble with
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: my wife and went to bed at about seven thirty.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Got pumped and scrabbles scrabble always yeah, always, I got right, Yeah,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: I got pumped, but I was tired, so you know,
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: actual I was tired.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: I watched on TVs plus Oasis Super Sonic yep. So
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: it was because I'm one of the guys who's like,
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: I know that Oasis are good, but I don't understand
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: the hype.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: So, And to be honest, I went down a big
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: YouTube rabbit hole of watching them perform in the nineties
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: and realizing how many amazing songs they actually do have,
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: and it's like, Okay, it's actually pretty crazy.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Started watching the DOCCO. It's cool.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: It's amazing how they started out, like the early stuff
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: is very interesting, and for them to go from nobody's
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: to performing in that massive concert and three years less
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: than three years is amazing. I just don't like the
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: style of DOCCO where you can't see anyone talking right
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: and it's all artsy, grainy footage yep. I just want
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: to see actual footage of them HD. Yeah, but that
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: even the stuff that they had, they'd put like weird
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: e fix and stuff on to make it all. But
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: it doesn't need to be artsy because it's so cool
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: and retro.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: There's nothing that annoys me more when I'm watching something
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: where you feel like you're on a ship in the ocean.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: And it's rocking and rolling all over the place.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: And it's a bit like that.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: And also you'd never see anyone who's speaking, it's their
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: voice is over footage. For some reason, I want to
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: see Liam Gallagher sitting there talking about how much of.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: An if his brother is and vice versa.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: That.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the story is amazing and the songs are great. Yeah,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: they're all right. And I'm on the train now weave
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: it on the train, I reckon. Yeah, it's a good trade.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Did you get all the way through?
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: And have you got a quarter the way through? And
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: my wife was like, this is boring. I don't understand
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: any of it because it's hard to understand. I can't
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: see people talking. And she just couldn't buy into it
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: right because she just I think it gives better as
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: it goes on as well. You get to know more
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: about their upbringing and stuff. Yeah, I finished watching it.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: It's a ripper.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll definitely finish watching it.
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: Solo good stuff, good stuff, A Brewer of the Day
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: to Little Brewery.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: The.
• 49:47
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• 49:51
  Speaker 1: There on the Radio Hodkey Big Show. This Monday, evening.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Now listen or were you tattoo enthusiasts, You need to
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: listen up because old admind boys.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not Edmond. No, now I have to play the admins.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Get a captain edmind here. It is pretty exciting.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Tartanaki has got one of the biggest tattoo and art
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: festivals in the Southern Hemisphere.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Man, we've been down there before to promote it and
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: this time it's actually aligning. So it's going to be
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: happening at TSP Stadium in New Plymouth two hundred and
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: fifty of the world's best tattoo artists on the twenty
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: third and twenty fourth of November. There's going to be
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: freestyle motocross shows, BMX shows. John Tuga is going to
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: be their headlining on the music stage, and we've got
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: a chance for you and a mate to win a
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: trip from anywhere in New Zealand to New Plymouth for
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: the festival with flights, a night at the Novertowel, tickets
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: and a five hundred dollars tattoo vouched.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: The top up. Have you got any TETs Maye.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know. Okay, is it time to get
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: some tatoos to get to it.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I remember at one stage you were considering is it
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: called a sleeve?
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: No, you were tattooing your sleeve. I was what you're
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: getting your sleeve tattooed?
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: Oh was yeah?
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't have to wear clothes anymore. I just
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: looked like I was wearing a shit, that's right now.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I always loved the idea of it, but I could
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: never settle on anything sure, and so I never did.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I reckon go full tribal tats. Well, that was what
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: my mates. That's what my mates did back in the day,
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: and so I'm glad I didn't do.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Anyone's done that, you know what I mean?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Would you?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: What about a portrait of me?
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Not you? I don't know. But I quite like the
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: new style where it's like you don't have to be
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: good at tattooing. Everyone could just do tattoos. Now. You
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: sure like art like Pugs's tats. Yeah, it could just
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: be like any old any old garbage. You know, if
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: you know how to do doodle, you know you can
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: pretty much. Yeah, exactly. In fact of it, it does look good.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: It counts against you, but you just got to wear
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: lots of different things. Lots of different tattoos that don't
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: sort of mean anything, sure, and they don't match or
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: sort of work.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were saying keasy that you would, but you've
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: got really sensitive skin and you tend to break out, Yeah,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: to break out with all the old X ME and stuff.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: One of the things I really wanted was to get
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: behind my knees, right, and I just can't. But it's
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: so thinly with the thought of the needle going there,
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: just it breaks out.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: That would be a hell of a place to get
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: a tetoo.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: It would be pretty hurty.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be hurty. Jason, you've got a couple
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: of tattoos, but would you get anything a bit more substantial?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: No, I've only got one tattoo. Yeah, yeah, no, that's enough.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Yes. Oh cool.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: And I only did that because my wife made me right.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: Well, actually, because my one of my mates has got
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: a cool thing on his arm with his wife's name
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: in it. Right, And then Lucy was like, my wife
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: was like, why don't you get something like that for me?
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I was like, that's true.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: You never know what the future holds. I don't have
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: to cross it out. Yeah, that's right, you know what
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: But also I don't need my wife's name written on
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: my arm. I don't know, don't It's like you send
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: me into town if I get lost, my wife's names
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: on my arm and.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: That's a thing. You don't need that because you've already
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: got the tracking devices.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Gain, Hi is this loads Listen, we've got keysy here.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: He's pretty steamed. You need to come and get it.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: And he's got your name and the GPS coordinates of
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: your house. Anyway, if you would like to win that
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: trip for you and to mate down to Tartanaki to
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: get some sikass tats like old pugs on. Go to
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Hodaky dot co dot en Seid and into the.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: in four on Radio Holk.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: He is, indeed he that's a big show down and
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: dusted this Monday evening. What's the planes tonight, magie?
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Not a hell of a lot, mate, I'll go home.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: We're in the process of sort of sorting out of
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: our house a little bit. But sure we've been living
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: there for a while and we've just got all of
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: our pictures still leaning up against walls and nothing up
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: against the actually on the walls. Sure, so there'll be
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: some debate around there. Actually, i'll run this by you
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: tomorrow and tomorrow's show. Yeah, I've come to a conclusion. Yeah,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: it sounds like renovation chat. It is renovation chat, and
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: it's relationship chat as well. Is it one and a
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: half Mogi's No?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Is it sports chat?
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: No? Okay, Edmund, you'll find a way to work some
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: in there, I'm sure.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you always do, keasy Edmund. Boys, speaking of key,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: what are you doing tonight?
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Tonight I'll be going home having ty green curry.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Portman, I'm not a big fan of green carries.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Cool done for me, thinks I'll be fine. That's a
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: shame because I was going to invite you over for dinner.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, don't worry about that. I'll come over. We're
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: going to have a chat with your wife anyways, face
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: to face.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: And then once she goes to bed, I'll have a
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: small glass of port Pucksun brought me a bottle of
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: delicious port for my birthday.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Had some what a greaser and said about.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: It was from a place I've been to in Portugal
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: as well. Wow, it's delicious. And then we're going to
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: go online with our mates and shoot him up. Cool man,
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: What are you doing tonight?
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Jas just wearing that green hoodie.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you're having this.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: You just it's just very good green hoodies.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: You've been wearing a green hoodie all aftern It's a
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: very nice green waffle waffle texture. I'm going to go home.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I think we've got waffles for dinner tonight. Sort of
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: we're going a bit sort of dessert orientated, but you
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: can put bacon and banana on top of them right on. Yes,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: so really, yes, one hundred percent totally.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: But it wasn't nothing to do with the fact that
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: he just said the word waffle bizarrely. No bullshit.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Um, then probably watch a bit of TV chat to
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: my wife, make love, go to the gym, and finally
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: go and put my head down at about probably two
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: in the morning.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Before the gym, I don't think.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: So just quickly before we go, make sure you check
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• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Search Hodak you big shirt.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Good stuff mate, till tomorrow see later.
• 55:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah,