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DISPATCH - Full Game (Episode 2) No Commentary Gameplay · No Commentary Gaming

• 0:19
  Ohh, Dang it. I'm going.
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  To be late. For band.
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  Practice. Unexpected things happen
• 0:25
  everyday. The Nova man can help me out
• 0:28
  with this. It's blocking the driveway.
• 0:32
  You can count on MSDN to help lift the burdens life throws at
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  us, but S Dnb your rock, so you can rock.
• 0:46
  The property. Persons or.
• 0:49
  She's definitely not making it to band practice.
• 0:54
  Wait, what's that? Hmm, no, just a commercial.
• 1:00
  It was weird. Weird.
• 1:02
  Yeah, right. My mom and my man, he's, he's
• 1:07
  like a Rockstar. It's a I'm joking because of the
• 1:12
  rock'n'roll. Cool, cool commercial.
• 1:16
  I'm a momma fan, you might say. You could say that.
• 1:21
  He seems cool, phenomenal even, and quite the salesman.
• 1:25
  Ohh yeah I mean he could sell snowballs to an escort.
• 1:29
  Is it not not cool to say snowman.
• 1:33
  He could sell snowballs to a snow Carson.
• 1:37
  Anyone made a snow any colour? Snow doesn't have to be white.
• 1:44
  God. Yep, that's not right.
• 1:50
  That is not right. That is the just, yeah.
• 1:53
  Okay, let me help you. Necessary, I'm sure.
• 1:57
  I it's so you nervous big job interview.
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  No, I mean yes, but yes, it's more.
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  My powers make everything wet. Moist water boy is how they call
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  me, but yes, I am. Ohh, OK.
• 2:32
  Oh, oh. Now that you your face is next
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  to a side of my face. I see that I know you of you.
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  You're Mecca man. You're you're dead, I thought.
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  This on the inside. You look small or different in
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  person. Never meet your heroes, kid.
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  Wasn't sure you'd show. Up.
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  Ohh wow. Laser.
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  Still here? Sorry but I I need him for
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  something. Follow me.
• 3:14
  Take your clothes off. What's happening right now?
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  We don't want too many people knowing you're Mecca, man.
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  A lot of our dispatchers are former heroes.
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  But it's better if you keep your identity a secret.
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  We've had incidents in the past here.
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  I remembered you being bigger. I was a little drunk.
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  Listen, it's going to be great. I've never felt silly wearing
• 3:38
  this. Until now.
• 3:42
  Yeah, I was trying to imply that with the silence.
• 3:45
  It worked. Get dressed.
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  I have somebody I need you to meet.
• 3:51
  Ohh sorry. Should I turn around or what do
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  you should I close my eyes? Maybe if that makes you more
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  comfortable. Well this might be the fastest
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  THR violation of a new employee in history.
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  Yeah, I'll actually, yeah, I'm just gonna there.
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  It doesn't look like it, but I am flexing every muscle in my
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  body right now. Currently.
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  Okay, well, you didn't have to say it like that.
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  Are you? I wanna say again, I'm sorry
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  about last night. I regret the way I conducted
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  myself. It was a mistake, that
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  complicated mistake. I can go into the details of
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  those complications with you later.
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  Didn't feel like a mistake, at least not to me.
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  Just one of us. It was a nice night, nothing
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  more than that. Yeah, I'd like to keep things
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  professional. Right.
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  That's why you brought me to this conference room, just
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  stripped down in front of you profession.
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  Are you serious? No.
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  Lock the conference room. So you too fuck or what?
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  No professional lines were crossed.
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  All right, right, So just like grinding clothes on stuff.
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  Daisy, knock it off. I just got a little tipsy at our
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  meeting. A meeting?
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  Is that what it was? Robert this is invisible.
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  She is part of the Phoenix program.
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  We take former super villains such as herself and rehabilitate
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  them to re enter society to use their powers for our house.
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  My earrings. Well, it looks better on me.
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  And Viscount, this is Robert. He'll be your team's dispatcher.
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  Ohh watch that Dad bought superhero with no super powers
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  can't. Wait, his identity, all of this
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  that's staying between us. He's still Mecca, man, but that
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  can't get out. And if it does, I'll know who it
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  came from. You think I want to tell people
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  our dispatchers are fucking loser?
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  It's what I do. You have a chance to turn things
• 6:05
  around, bring some good into the world, and I'll support you in
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  whatever way possible. So that may be just maybe by the
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  end of all of this, helping people is what you do to.
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  Well, I'm wet. I see why you like him.
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  Look at that trip. What does that look?
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  Best Buy Fight Club, fucking hot.
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  We have a weekly ranking list for all the heroes in the
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  company. And she's at the bottom.
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  She called herself Invisible Bitch when she was a villain.
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  We're trying to rebrand her. Yeah, I thought.
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  And physical felt kind of corny for her.
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  The name was my idea. Shirt on dead body.
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  Is. This the end.
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  How can we help? You we're not the highest
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  profile branch in the network, but we've got what makes the
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  real difference. Great people.
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  Some of them aren't even people and they're still great.
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  One of the three copiers on this floor.
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  Fax scan does literally everything.
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  Documentation. One of the three D's at SN.
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  There tends to be a healthy amount of.
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  Paperwork. I used to call it triple D's,
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  but I was informed that I had a different connotation.
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  Is. Dispatching documentation
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  diversity is the third. Not in terms of priority, of
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  course. Yep, we're all about diversity.
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  Lana works in the mailroom from a different Galaxy altogether.
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  And then there's Galen, way back there, born with superhero he's
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  from. Florida.
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  Florida, of course. Florida man over there.
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  Hey, easy on the bath salts. That was one guy.
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  Hey, Speaking of back, where is the?
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  Ohh need a bio break. Excuse me?
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  Restroom. I mean, it's right over there.
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  Sorry. At work I tend to get a little.
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  Corny. Corporate Dick, meet me in the
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  records room when you're done. If you get lost, look for the
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  door that says Records Room. Ohh.
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  Bra almost winding my pants. Hey, you disappear.
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  People talking about what's up brother?
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  My auntie name me Roy, but people call me Roy.
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  All right. Good to meet.
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  You bro likewise so roid like like steroid.
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  I don't know about I know. No, no, no, cause listen,
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  listen, if you are the guys here, they go by the name Rd.
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  So I think it's like, you know, scrap we go ground our boss you
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  up and then you know, you got Royd.
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  You know, I'm saying, bro, that's that's what I, that's
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  what I think. Hey, you think that's why they
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  call me Roy? Like I'm on steroids, but they
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  think I'm some kind of a juicer? They think I'm not.
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  Naughty boy, I think we're not now.
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  Look, it's not my business, but I don't think it's a
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  coincidence. Sorry.
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  I have a. I don't care.
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  That's yeah, Nokia is probably best.
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  Nice meeting you, Roy, even if it was while we were both
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  holding our Dicks. You weren't funny bugger.
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  Mecca, man. Okay so I was worried about your
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  unwashed hand, but now I'm worried that everyone here knows
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  who I. AM.
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  Need to know basis and Roy need to know.
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  I don't want to come pick up your super.
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  Fix them for the MSDN. Cool, you're gonna wash before
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  you do that. Now bro I know but that's not
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  then just touch my pants and underwear only even for shake.
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  I just do like this. Can you show me again?
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  I don't think I got it. Holy shit who's this freckle
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  face fuck How are? You That's an aggressive way to
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  greet someone. Look at this skinny latte.
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  Prick your bones, kid. You hear to whip these ass holes
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  in the shape of what? That's the idea.
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  Ohh I'm sorry, do I know? You why you all tense, but it's
• 10:55
  a hug, not a hand job. Lighten up.
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  Be that as it may, I'm still confused.
• 11:00
  Ohh right because I'm old as shit.
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  How about this this jog your memory?
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  Track Star Holy. Shit, yeah you fucking why you
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  accepting? Hugs from all men you don't
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  know. Ohh.
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  And hey, they call me Chase around here, so keep it, you
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  know. Sure, Right.
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  Yeah, Chase. It's been what, 10-15 years?
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  Has it really been that long? Yeah, reached out to this little
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  piss Ant when his dad passed. Then he got to duck at me like
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  he owed me money. I was in a weird place.
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  I understand kid, It was tough on all of us, so I can't imagine
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  what you went through. Yeah, So what's up?
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  You know, tell me why you look like black Einstein.
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  Sorry I never noticed. It's the powers.
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  I could move 50 times faster than the average person, but I
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  didn't realise until it was too late and I was aging 50 times
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  faster when I used my powers. Nowadays I'm moving slower than
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  frozen piss to keep the old ticket from popping on me.
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  That's a pretty cruel fate, Chase.
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  What kind of awful shit did you do to deserve that right?
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  This is a war criminal level punishment.
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  No I was just out trying to help people like a fucking chump.
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  This is why I know karma is bullshit.
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  So I guess this means you're the one person I can't complain to
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  about losing my. Suit you better not.
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  I would resurrect then rekill your fucking father in front of
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  you if it meant being able to use my powers again.
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  Jesus. Chase.
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  Wow. What?
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  Obviously, I'd let Robert have one last I love you before I
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  before I extinguish the light from his eyes.
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  Was he always like this? Yes, actually.
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  We joke, we laugh, we suppress our trauma.
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  All right, enough of this feeling.
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  Shit, let's introduce you to your team of losers.
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  Now if I'm being honest, I thought and still think we
• 12:52
  should have canned these tuners months ago.
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  And you might get your wish, because if we don't see
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  improvements soon, the whole program will be scrapped.
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  Cool, no pressure. Sonar here was a Harvard
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  graduate. Who will not shut the fuck up
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  about being a Harvard graduate like all Harvard?
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  Graduates who also orchestrated some of the most effective
• 13:10
  Silicon Valley investment frauds in U.S. history also.
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  Also sometimes he transforms into a fucking bat monster that
• 13:16
  would eat you ass first after he emptied your pension plan.
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  Flambe. He controls the fire and the
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  flame, and his skin does not burn.
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  Right. You met him, didn't you have a
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  run in with him years back? I did.
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  Yeah, so you know, he's a certifiable Dick head.
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  In Visa, Gal who you met turned herself in a few months ago and
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  entered the program on the condition we didn't ask
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  questions. That's a little suspicious now.
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  Suspicious. Really.
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  Of a criminal that turns invisible and doesn't like to
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  answer questions. What tipped you off, Sherlock?
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  Here we have coupe, which I recently learned as a French
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  ballet term that means 2 cut, hence the knives.
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  That's very clever. Yeah, but it sounds dumb to say
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  so. Everybody calls her Coop.
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  She was an assassin for the mob, then went independent punch up.
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  Carnival strongman who made a deal with a sorceress.
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  She gave him the strength of 10 men.
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  His muscles grew, but his body shrunk.
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  He's got all the charming brains of a greasy bowling ball.
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  Malevola. Terrifying.
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  She's got a magic sword and she creates portals that allow her
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  to teleport. Somehow she still late for every
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  fucking meeting. Yeah.
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  I'm pretty sure she does it on purpose.
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  That's Gollum. He is a construct.
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  A construct. Yeah, bunch of dirt and mud made
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  sentient with magic. I think he's lonely.
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  Prison Michigan, born and raised.
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  The power is weird. She weaponizes light rays and
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  some shit. A lot of this stuff is a guess.
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  Why is she dressed like a pop star?
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  She's actually super talented. Wait, so the Z team, my team,
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  their Phoenix program? That is correct.
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  Your own motley crew of dangerous fuckups.
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  We're not looking for miracles, but we'd love one if we could
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  get it. Can you show me desk?
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  Sure. What's that arm squeeze about?
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  You all 1 here. Fuck off, this is you.
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  Pretty sparse, but feel free to decorate.
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  This computer's older than you. Look.
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  Wait, so we're doing this? I haven't even met the team yet.
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  We did the slideshow. First of all, that wasn't a
• 15:45
  slideshow. Look, we like to start slow.
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  Most people don't make it past the first dispatch and this is
• 15:51
  better for everybody's safety. What do you mean?
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  Safety. You'll be fine.
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  And this here is our little slice of the Southland.
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  Whenever there's a crisis in the area, we get a call.
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  And guess who answers? Me.
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  Exactly. Now put your headset on and
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  introduce yourself to these pricks. 18 This is your
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  dispatcher, Robert Robertson. I'm starting my first shift.
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  Tell me that's not your real first.
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  You got me the sugar on your first day.
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  Come. On Robertson, clear the channel
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  please. There's a lot of overlapping on
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  this. I saw him in his underwear.
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  Ohh, Roberto. Roberto, be back in, Mike.
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  But he's got a lot of bruises which I'm into.
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  Again, please clear the channel. Shut the fuck up.
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  Let me remind you, these calls are fucking recorded for
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  training fucking purposes, so keep the fucking line clear
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  before we send you stupid fucking asses back to whatever
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  fucking cell we pulled your stupid fucking asses out of, all
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  right? My son's balloon is stuck in a
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  tree. Can you send someone?
• 17:22
  Fine, fetching A child's lost balloon is not the best
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  application of my talents. Then tell me what it.
• 17:30
  Is off the books. Assassinations.
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  I will take that under consideration.
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  Going now. I'll take Wednesday.
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  Tuesday. Steps on Monday?
• 17:59
  What are you guys talking about? We're taking bets on when you'll
• 18:01
  quit. Friday.
• 18:04
  Today's Friday. I know.
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  My losing my touch. Oh my God.
• 18:21
  Ohh my. Mother's freak shit everywhere.
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  Let's see if I can do this. Still got it.
• 19:20
  What's this guy even famous for? Seemed like a loser to me.
• 19:23
  Well, if all you want, someday my subconscious will live on in
• 19:27
  a chip in your subconscious will be dead Gringe.
• 19:52
  Point for the road anyone? Ohh, robbery in progress at the
• 19:57
  Yacht Club. On it.
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  I'm already going this way. Yeah, trust me, I can handle
• 20:11
  this a lot faster on my own. So what was your read on this
• 20:20
  Mecca man guy? Washed up drinking alone.
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  A robot guy without. His robot, I guess.
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  So just a guy. You got your ass kicked by just
• 20:32
  A. Guy, all of you, shut the fuck
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  up. I think I'm going to use my
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  head. Blonde, you're off route.
• 21:23
  Pretty good for our first day. Fire at a local park has gotten
• 21:32
  out of control. Did you start that fire?
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  The fire that's burning two blocks from where you're
• 21:39
  standing, You didn't start that. I mean, I don't know.
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  They're talking about it. I'm on break so.
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  How could I know? Just stop fucking around, I've
• 21:49
  got enough problems without you making new ones.
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  Whatever, man. Me, right?
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  Yes. You ever feel like you had so
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  much potential and you're being wasted as a cog in a corporate
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  machine? I don't.
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  Fucker said I was pregnant. Hell no.
• 23:31
  Piece of cake, all sensors are back up team.
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  Hey, what's going on somewhere? Ohh that yeah, he kind of
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  randomly turns into a monster. Sometimes randomly.
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  We. Are.
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  Working on controlling it. We've encountered these thieves
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  before. Need to get some steps in
• 24:31
  anyway. The vibes were off on that one.
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  I can do better. Sometimes it wins a win.
• 25:06
  Hey hero ranked up, good job. Go check that hero database.
• 25:12
  Now navigate to the new upgrade tab.
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  Every rankup earns skill points using pre increasing stats.
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  You see a plus icon next to a stat to spend a skill point.
• 25:24
  Once you confirm, you can't go back.
• 26:05
  Hey Bobby here, William Vanderslik needs the security
• 26:08
  detail. It's a cool if I go.
• 26:10
  Been wanting to pitch him some stuff I've been working on.
• 26:13
  Yeah, pretty sure that's exactly what he's trying to avoid.
• 26:29
  We're going to need you to protect Mr. Vandersteen from the
• 26:32
  Van der Stinker fan club. A kid just robbed.
• 26:58
  Me, that little shit. I want it behind bars.
• 27:09
  I remember my first pickpocket, good times, didn't get caught.
• 27:28
  Graceful but deadly. How much?
• 27:50
  Stabbing is too much stabbing. How long was the last dispatcher
• 27:57
  here? 2 days?
• 27:59
  How the fuck did that happen? He said.
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  This car on fire. Very flammable gear sword.
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  I'm going to be insufferable about this.
• 28:30
  All right, take down the thieves, not the art.
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  I cannot make any promises. Ohh I'm a stay.
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  Winner. Grannies, I got this.
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  Aren't you? Get unbanned.
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  I got this one. Seriously, don't worry about it.
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  I I'll be so fine, I promise. Can I get ice down here please?
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  What does that mean? She asked for it to happen.
• 30:09
  We got access to security camps of SD and subscribers all over
• 30:12
  our territory. Wow, really?
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  Is that legal? Don't ask questions, just always
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  make sure to read the fine print.
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  I didn't do this. Right.
• 30:27
  I feel like you've said that a lot in your life.
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  What happened? Down the place, the old guy, who
• 30:33
  I assume is granny, was laying here when I walked in.
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  And what's your favorite donut? Well, can you just focus what
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  you got a DHD or something? Yes.
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  Fucker, is it that obvious? Yes, fucker it.
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  Is. Well then answer the question.
• 30:48
  I wanna sit here and fixate on it when we're supposed to be
• 30:50
  doing whatever superhero shit. Those long ones with the cream
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  inside? Ohh you're like a good.
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  Donut. No, they're called.
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  Big long cream filled doughnuts. I got it dude, you like your
• 31:02
  Dick? Donuts up your throat and your
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  ass both. Yep, you got me, my love.
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  Gobbling on hot, sloppy doughnuts.
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  Love them from my mouth to my butt.
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  How's it going? First day?
• 31:15
  Thanks for asking me that so you could get all your funny, funny
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  jokes out. Now can we maybe address the
• 31:21
  body in the room? What are you doing?
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  You know, poke it with a stick, check his pulse.
• 31:30
  Granny's alive in Christ. Anyone have to lift this guy?
• 31:34
  So can I go now? To be any, let's figure out the
• 31:39
  purpose still there. Benny.
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  OK, Lieutenant. Fuck, I can't think of a
• 31:44
  character from a cop show. Cool, well why don't you stay
• 31:47
  put and work on that while I get another camera online?
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  She's my least favorite, worse than the lot.
• 31:53
  That surprises me. You guys got similar energy.
• 31:56
  How do I switch cameras? Just click the side here and you
• 31:58
  could cycle all the cameras in the building.
• 32:00
  So we're getting tech advice from an old person.
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  Or I'm not even 40 yet. Weird hearing bro from an old
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  person. Dan, Lieutenant Dan, is that, is
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  that a thing? Yes, I am the legless Vietnam
• 32:11
  vet from Forrest Gump. Sick burn.
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  Ohh am I doing something wrong? Pushing that button just says
• 32:21
  access denied. Ohh damn it, sometimes people
• 32:23
  add extra security they don't understand.
• 32:25
  It just makes it harder for us to do our job.
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  Taking so long be sleeping or something or you just bad at
• 32:30
  your job? Why does a donut shop even need
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  extra security? Hello.
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  This node represents a code to use later.
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  Remember it? All right, what do we got here?
• 33:32
  How are you, Lieutenant Dan? Hey, shut up for a SEC.
• 33:35
  You're not alone. He's coming your way, aren't
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  you? Need to disappear.
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  You're in my ear. Damn it, this bitch is a gusher.
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  Be careful. I got this, Lieutenant Dan.
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  Never mind. Ohh.
• 34:17
  You had any more great advice? Look.
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  Shit. This bitch.
• 34:50
  Is this a go? Just hold them off while you
• 34:52
  find a way to help. I could use the overhead
• 34:58
  sprinklers to short out his blaster.
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  Come on, come on, come on. Got him.
• 36:19
  Granny, I don't think you know how to use that thing, so why
• 36:22
  don't you? Shut the fuck fuck.
• 36:23
  Ohh, I'm one of the good guys. Kill.
• 36:26
  Yeah, right. Don't fuck with me, OK?
• 36:29
  Nobody. Fucks.
• 36:30
  Granny. Nobody fucks with Granny.
• 36:35
  Great fucking advice. Into the damn.
• 36:37
  You're not calling the joke doesn't work.
• 36:42
  He doesn't even know how to shoot that thing.
• 36:43
  Take out the thief first. He's the only one with his
• 36:46
  finger on the trigger. I'm done listening to you.
• 36:50
  That thing's gonna. Blow that man's arm.
• 36:52
  On her. No.
• 36:56
  In this account, that's a direct order.
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  No, no. Ohh fuck fuck and this guy you
• 37:10
  there come in and visit go. Heavy Granny is clearly a fan of
• 37:17
  his own work. Ohh I really wasn't expecting to
• 37:20
  see that. It's kind of kicked up.
• 37:23
  So where's the purple? Ohh I think he must have
• 37:27
  something else to do because he left.
• 37:30
  I mean, This is why you have insurance, right?
• 37:34
  Jesus Christ, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
• 37:38
  Feels like a win to me. Ohh.
• 37:42
  That was pretty good for first day.
• 37:44
  Sometimes people you know get electrical.
• 37:47
  Burns, She disobeyed a direct order.
• 37:49
  Well, that's the problem. This isn't the Army, and these
• 37:52
  ain't soldiers. They're fucking super villains.
• 37:58
  Look, why don't you take a breather?
• 38:00
  We can debrief with Blazer in a bit.
• 38:02
  Here is vending machines in the break room.
• 38:05
  You look like you could use a snack.
• 38:07
  Are you sure you're not actually 80 years old?
• 39:23
  What kind of superhero flinches? I didn't say which superhero.
• 39:29
  Chill out. If you had people trying to kill
• 39:32
  you for the last 15 years, you'd be jumpy too.
• 39:36
  What makes you think my life has been any different?
• 39:38
  You think growing up surrounded by a bunch of shit bag villains
• 39:41
  I didn't need to watch my back? Yeah, well, I guess you should
• 39:44
  do a better job picking your friends.
• 39:46
  What the fuck? You can't just go around out.
• 39:49
  Why is he keeps? Screaming his name.
• 39:51
  Sonar. Yeah, I know what sonar means.
• 39:54
  What's up? And why are you asking why he
• 39:56
  keeps? Screaming, she was just
• 39:57
  explaining you were. You know what, never mind.
• 40:00
  Good shift. This guy is weird.
• 40:02
  Yeah, he is. Look, I actually just came by to
• 40:05
  celebrate the mission going well.
• 40:06
  Didn't mean to interrupt your little snack.
• 40:09
  What do you need to pre chew like a little baby bird bitch?
• 40:12
  You seriously think that went? Well, no, I think it went great.
• 40:15
  You trashed the place, the suspect got away, you got the
• 40:18
  client hurt. You'd think when that guy signed
• 40:20
  up for SD and they could result in the back of his ball sack
• 40:23
  getting skirts because they don't mention that in the
• 40:24
  commercials. First of all, the place was
• 40:26
  trashed when I got there. Second, I'm sure granny would
• 40:29
  take some crispy nuts over losing his arm.
• 40:31
  As far as the bad guy, fuck, shit happens.
• 40:35
  We didn't need to happen, we could have had an outcome where
• 40:37
  the client doesn't get fried and we get the perp.
• 40:39
  If you had just fucking listened to me, you ask for help, then I
• 40:43
  can watch now I make the calls, not you.
• 40:51
  Here's some advice. You're right at home behind that
• 40:53
  desk cause you're no hero. You are a nerd playing a video
• 40:57
  game in a suit your daddy built. Now you're twitching little.
• 41:00
  Bitch Turtle. Without a shelf, a real hero
• 41:03
  puts their ass on the line. A real hero can't just press a
• 41:06
  button to make their problems disappear.
• 41:08
  The fact of the matter is you need me way more than I need
• 41:11
  you. Based on what I saw today, you
• 41:14
  wouldn't last a day as Mexican because there isn't a MET suit
• 41:17
  in the universe that will keep you from being a selfish fucking
• 41:20
  asshole. Feel bad?
• 41:35
  Good, fuck you. You're gonna eat those twinks.
• 41:46
  That's not what they you know what?
• 41:49
  Help yourself. What happened to your nose?
• 41:58
  Here we go. You have a tissue hanging from
• 42:01
  your nose, Robert. I was trying to ignore it but
• 42:04
  that became impossible when it started soaking and blood.
• 42:08
  I don't know, I just sort of bumped my head I guess.
• 42:11
  Right. When I think of someone bumping
• 42:14
  their head, it's the back of their head.
• 42:16
  You're nose, you're bloody nose is the same place as your eyes,
• 42:20
  which is on your face, right? Yeah.
• 42:22
  I guess I pumped my face then. We're here to assess Robert's
• 42:25
  first shift, and aside from whatever happened here, I
• 42:29
  thought it was pretty good. Told Robbie.
• 42:32
  I was watching on the monitor the work you did dispatching.
• 42:35
  I don't think the Z team has ever had a better shift than
• 42:38
  that. We just might need to confront
• 42:39
  the fact that it might be the best they can do, especially the
• 42:42
  way the granny bang went. About now the granny situation,
• 42:45
  that wasn't ideal, but I've seen so much worse within visual.
• 42:50
  Let's be real, she ain't gonna make.
• 42:51
  It she's difficult to work with, sure, but I see a lot of promise
• 42:55
  in her. Really, even the otherz teamers
• 42:58
  respect her. They were afraid of her.
• 43:01
  I should have done better. Maybe a couple of wires got
• 43:03
  crossed toward the end. There could have been a little
• 43:05
  more clear. With her you crossed 0 wives.
• 43:08
  Okay, she crossed them for you. Robert, you should be proud.
• 43:13
  The bar is very low with this group.
• 43:16
  Hello, for me, look, I like to make a joke and keep things
• 43:20
  light as much as the next person, but when it comes to
• 43:22
  work I'm not fucking around here.
• 43:24
  If you want the Phoenix program to survive, the bar needs to go
• 43:28
  up. And how would we do that?
• 43:30
  By treating the Z team like what they are, a bunch of villains
• 43:33
  and leading a super villain team takes a different approach than
• 43:36
  a superhero team. I need to be around them, I need
• 43:39
  them to see I'm all in and they need to match that energy.
• 43:43
  Some tough love. The only kind I know and based
• 43:46
  on what I've seen, the only version or respond to.
• 43:49
  I'm not saying everyone will make it, but I will.
• 43:53
  I'm not saying I won't get spicy, it will.
• 43:55
  But when it does, I also need you to trust me to handle it.
• 43:59
  I don't want you stepping in. They need to respect me even if
• 44:02
  I don't have powers. Okay, we'll do it your way.
• 44:10
  Monday, we'll get them in a room and introduce them to their new
• 44:13
  super villain leader. I can't promise it'll work.
• 44:16
  I can only promise that I'll do my best.
• 44:19
  No fucking way is going to work, but it'll be way more fun to.
• 44:22
  Watch. Cheers.
• 44:23
  Some optimism please. Yeah, damn it, I also promise to
• 44:26
  do my best. Hey kid, what are you doing?
• 44:36
  No, no, I didn't did this. It's it's weird because yeah, so
• 44:40
  this lady smiling lady person put a donut on your desk earlier
• 44:45
  previously and it was nice nicely on an apple.
• 44:48
  And she? She comes.
• 44:49
  Back and she just. Crazy like.
• 44:52
  Evil modded smashed the same. Doughnut.
• 44:56
  What a mess. I'll will clean it.
• 45:00
  Ohh, yes. See you on ESPN's newest He, he,
• 45:05
  he he he. Helpful janitor.
• 45:09
  Helpful janitor. OK.
• 45:12
  Cool. So it's my.
• 45:14
  Pleasure, pleasure. And my is my job which you help
• 45:18
  me get. So thank you, thank you, thank
• 45:21
  you so much. Happy to help.
• 45:24
  That's that's Friday. I'm not going to ask you headed
• 45:27
  out. Ohh yeah, great.
• 45:31
  Thanks kid. Welcome to the team Water.
• 45:34
  Boy, yeah, welcome to you. You too.
• 45:39
  Oh oh. Hey, I want you to know us
• 45:48
  fixing your suit is not contingent on you fixing the Z
• 45:51
  team. I wouldn't do that to you.
• 45:53
  That's good to know. But don't worry about that.
• 45:56
  I'm just really glad you're here, Robert.
• 45:59
  I think we're going to do some great things together.
• 46:03
  I'm really glad I'm here too. Actually, there's something I've
• 46:08
  been meaning to tell you. It's a little awkward to
• 46:10
  mention, but since the other night.
• 46:19
  Are you ready to go? Who is this?
• 46:25
  I thought I'd catalogued all of your work companions.
• 46:28
  Robert, this is my boyfriend phenomena, man.
• 46:33
  This is our new dispatcher I was telling you about, Robert.
• 46:36
  The third Robert Robertson, leader of the Phoenixes Blonde
• 46:40
  blazer, told me about you. Really.
• 46:42
  Did she say? I don't know what came up in
• 46:45
  that talk. She said.
• 46:46
  You're a capable, honorable man that truly cares for others.
• 46:51
  Why are you so small? Hey come on, you got to stop
• 46:54
  asking people. That the way you spoke of him
• 46:56
  made him sound impressive. I only seek to understand.
• 46:59
  I apologize. How was his first day?
• 47:03
  Was his lack of size and strength an issue?
• 47:06
  He was great. It was great.
• 47:08
  It was a great first. That is phenomenal.
• 47:10
  We should celebrate. Blonde Blazer and I have
• 47:13
  reservations in Tokyo at a restaurant where the owner
• 47:16
  dreams of sushi. You should join us.
• 47:20
  I'm sure they could accommodate one more, especially a special
• 47:24
  occasion like this. Ohh yeah wow that sounds just
• 47:29
  amazing. I would love to join.
• 47:31
  Phenomenal. Actually, I don't know if we can
• 47:34
  add one more to the reservation. And more importantly, in order
• 47:38
  for us to get there in time, we'd have to hit supersonic
• 47:41
  speed. And Robert here.
• 47:43
  Ohh would he die? Yeah, I think he would.
• 47:46
  Die. Ohh no.
• 47:48
  Perhaps another time? Yeah, for sure.
• 47:58
  He flies a little faster. It was very nice to meet you
• 48:02
  third, Robert Robertson. A pleasure.
• 48:05
  Now could you step back? The power of my launch has been
• 48:08
  known to stun small beings. Phenomenal.
• 48:18
  I'm gonna show you how to make a pound.
• 48:20
  Cake, Cake, cake. Cake, cake, cake, cake.
• 48:45
  Cricket heads like eggs in a basket.
• 48:47
  When I see the money I gotta go and grab it.
• 48:50
  Pass on the pus. But my friend love the cat bitch
• 48:53
  I'll be doing since I put on a