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Whackhead prank: The case of the missing data · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous
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  Speaker 1: Frank car from Daring Wackhead simthing ex exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so Heinrich has had his Daughtera mysteriously disappear on
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  Speaker 2: a cell phone contract.
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  Speaker 1: Again, data disappearing.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you buy a data package, you start maybe
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  Speaker 2: five ten gigs whatever, and before you know it, perhaps
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  Speaker 2: it's gone.
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  Speaker 1: Goes quickly.
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  Speaker 2: I had this fight once and then I realized and
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  Speaker 2: I was It was explained to me, well, everything you're
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  Speaker 2: watching is in hDNA, so it's charming data a lot faster.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, I lost that one, but let's explain it
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  Speaker 2: to Heinrich. It's not an hd option that's charying his Daughtera.
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  Speaker 1: Here.
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  Speaker 2: You see, as as as we as we we we
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  Speaker 2: try and save money in South Africa, we need to
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  Speaker 2: get a little bit creative were how we save money?
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  Speaker 2: So Heinrich is going to soon realize that he's in
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  Speaker 2: a different kind of cell phone contract.
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  Speaker 1: Now, like a budget contract.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And I've got someone in with me on
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  Speaker 2: my side that's going to be playing a part as well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, love a supporting character.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and her name is Lips all right, So she's
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  Speaker 2: she's waiting to play a part, all right, So let's
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  Speaker 2: let's deal with Heinrich quickly. Good morning, I'm calling from Vodacom.
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  Speaker 2: I see your phone is working now, sir. Remember the
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  Speaker 2: problem we had yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so frustrated. I I almost tried to sort it
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  Speaker 3: myself on my phone. I had a setting on the
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  Speaker 3: iPhone intersettings general. I think it was network and it's
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  Speaker 3: a cellular daughter. Yes, I switched it off. Then it works.
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  Speaker 3: If I switch it on, it doesn't work. But I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if I'm gonna if I'm gonna switch off
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  Speaker 3: my phone, I don't know if it will work again.
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  Speaker 2: You see what's happened since the switch Now, sir, you're
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  Speaker 2: on what we call a shared data plane, a shared
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  Speaker 2: data plane. Okay, so your number is shared. So what
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  Speaker 2: happened is two people with the exact same number.
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  Speaker 3: Two people have the same number. Yes, So how did
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  Speaker 3: that happen?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you see in South Africa there's more people than
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  Speaker 2: there are available cell phone numbers. Okay, so there's a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a shortage and your number is one of
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  Speaker 2: the numbers that is being shared in a shared data plan.
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  Speaker 3: No, I never there a shared data plane. This is
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  Speaker 3: my personal number. What I'm paying for? Why? Why? Why?
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  Speaker 3: House am I paying vertical? What you're gonna do? You're
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  Speaker 3: gonna remove me from that shared Dota plane. This is
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  Speaker 3: my number that i've been.
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  Speaker 2: So so I can call your number now, okay, Now
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  Speaker 2: let me just call it. Don't answer it, just let
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  Speaker 2: it ring. Okay, okay, don't answer, just let it ring.
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  Speaker 2: Oh seven six one four six no no no, no, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Now let me call that number again.
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  Speaker 1: So it was ringing you.
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  Speaker 2: Now what will happen is the next time somebody dials
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  Speaker 2: that number, it rings the other number that your daughter
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  Speaker 2: plan is shared with. You understand, So the user I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, but let's find out.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think that's a bit I'm realistic?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? So here is okaying? Hello speaking hello, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling you from votcom this morning. Man, what is
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  Speaker 2: this number that you've got?
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  Speaker 1: Oh seven six, yes, one for six mm hmm that number. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So you're on the shared daughter plane.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, I got it. But I've got this
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  Speaker 3: number for two years.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a boost story. It's my number. Otherwise a
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  Speaker 3: world PI vital commandant of the man, and you can
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  Speaker 3: care for more, contract everything. This is my number. I
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  Speaker 3: have this number for two years or longer. It's nearly
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  Speaker 3: three years.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 3: How long does she have this number? I've got it yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to share. But what are we going
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  Speaker 3: to do now now that they even need this number? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: no problem, we can share. You can share my account
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  Speaker 3: statement at the end of the month. I'll be playful.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm what I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Using, I've been using as well my number. So what
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  Speaker 3: are we going to do to get my problem solved?
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing we can do.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing you can do. One label. She can have
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  Speaker 3: the number. Hello, hello one, Hello ubano, I am the
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  Speaker 3: owner of the number.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you?
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  Speaker 3: No level? I try to google her, Maybe you'll find
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  Speaker 3: that that's all on for lego.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never get call yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Hell Hello no, uh huh we ever? Have you ever
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  Speaker 3: get got a proper beating? Have you ever got a
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  Speaker 3: proper beating?
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  Speaker 1: So that's not very threatening, to be honest.
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  Speaker 3: Where are you sitting. I'm in Balbo, I'm around the
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  Speaker 3: corner of what office.
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  Speaker 1: So it don't scare me at all.
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  Speaker 3: You're making stupid acquisitions, and I don't know where to
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  Speaker 3: keep coming.
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  Speaker 2: From, sir, So what is an acquisition? Is that like
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  Speaker 2: when you acquire an accusation? I don't understand. Hello, Hendrick,
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  Speaker 2: it's wicked.
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  Speaker 3: I knew somebody who was Thanks a lot, Thanks a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I big that officer A peanut gallery